Funny Marco Gets Dating Advice From DiJonai Carrington

I'm a gentleman. >> Huh? >> I'm a gentleman. >> Yeah, okay. >> What's this? >> Okay, tell me what makes you a. gentleman. Give me three characteristics. or traits of a gentleman. >> Okay, are we going to be basic or we. going to be deep? Are we going to be. Okay, number one being mindful of a girl's. mindset. That's that's that. Really understanding. how a woman thinks. >> Why are you looking at me like that? >> He was on chat before this. That's. number one. >> I'm telling you what they have. So, what really make you a gentleman is. when you don't bring all you got to a. woman. Also opening new things for her.

>> What? >> I feel like What I'm trying to say is. >> Oh, no English. One more time. >> as a man that's like thankfully. successful, I don't want to just bring. up all my success to you. Let me help. you also get your success. >> How is that a gentleman now? >> Being thoughtful. >> Okay. >> I'm a thoughtful gentleman. >> Okay, three. What's three? >> Opening door. >> Bare minimum. >> Oh. >> Three B. >> Uh, I could not be a good stepdad. They. got kids.

>> Situational. Three C. >> Uh, I cook breakfast for her. I cook breakfast. >> When? Like anniversary, Valentine's Day? >> What? When I'm hungry? When I'm hungry? >> Okay. >> And if she there, I cook for her. >> That's really sweet. That is a. gentleman, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, three for three. >> All right. What makes you a woman woman. now? Womaner? >> What? >> What makes you a woman? >> I mean. My chromosomes when I was born?

>> No, but outside of that, I'm saying it's. other things too. Like do you help a man. when he's sad? >> I don't help a man with nothing. >> Well, I'm saying in general. It don't. have to be on a personal level of. attraction. It could just be. brothers, sisters, best friends. Like. what do you do? >> I'm talking about a gentleman in a in a. relationship. >> Type [ __ ]. >> So, why are you asking me about a woman. man in a relationship with a man? >> Okay, so now we double-sided. >> What is that? >> I'm saying because what I'm trying to. say is we both asking questions to get.

to know each other how we are there for. people. >> Oh, people in general. >> Yeah, that makes me a gentleman. Yes, I'm just not going to be a gentleman to. somebody that I'm with. I should be. gentleman to all the women on Earth. >> Mhm. To an extent. >> So, if I'm about to open a door and I. see a girl behind me, I should hold it. open. >> Are you with your girl? >> Uh I ain't got a girl yet, but. >> If you're with your girl, theoretically. speaking. >> Mhm. I hold it and then I say, "How you. doing, beautiful?".

I'll let her know cuz every woman is. beautiful. >> What is she. >> No, I'm just saying it's just real. disrespectful of you. >> Real. >> I said disrespectful. >> I've been I've been catching I've been. picking up on that this entire time. >> What I was trying to. >> You seem like that type. >> That's what I'm saying, right? >> like that type. >> To call people beautiful, I feel like we. should not be selective in saying, "You. beautiful, you not. You beautiful, you. not." That's the category. >> need to hear that they beautiful from. you if you have a woman. Besides, you. know, some family or friends. >> makes people insecure because my woman.

can tell you, "Man, he handsome as. hell.". And I'm going to be like, "Man, don't. say that about Chris Brown.". >> You're You're nuts. >> Insane. >> You said you're single? >> Yes. >> Tracks. >> I used to run track. >> Did you? >> Yeah. I did the hurdles. Hurdles. >> He didn't do no hurdles. >> I did. I did and I fell the first time. >> Okay, there you go. >> And I did not run again. >> Yep, there it is. >> Yeah. >> So, you didn't really do them. You tried. them. >> I tried and I was just It was raining.

that day and I the hurdle person went. down and they would have me as a backup. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> No. >> Mhm. >> No. >> You raise aggressive kids. They like to. fight. >> I know. They're actually. really good. >> They learn from the mama, right? >> I got anger issues, right? >> Yep. You want to know who my crush growing up. was? Fantasia. She still is. >> You might be able to bag her. >> I DM'd her. She ain't say [ __ ]. >> Invite her on the podcast. >> I know. I told her. I was just saying.

cuz in the song when I see you, she says. >> What? >> I put your picture on the mirror. Start. to blush any body say your name. What's happening to me? When I see you, I walk the other way. And I said, "Do you have Do he have a. restraining order on you?". >> Cuz of all that? >> Why don't you just see the [ __ ]. She talking about when I see you. And. then she said, "When I see you, I walk. the other way." I'm like, "Yo, [ __ ] he. had a restraining order on. >> Okay. Sound like a stalker to me. >> Are you shy? >> Not shy.

No. I'm decent. I'm a 4.5. [ __ ] like me we. can't be shy. Why you laugh? At what part? You think I'm a 4.5? >> You need more self-confidence. >> I do. I'm real myself. >> You need more self-confidence. >> I do. I'm a 4.5. I stand for us. >> All right, ready? You see a baddie in the. >> you in the store. Let's play that. I'll. give you my number. You the baddie. I'm. seeing you. Come over here at Walmart. >> He's the Chaz the baddie. >> The [ __ ] no. All right, look.

>> Why am I not the example? >> Huh? >> Why am I not an example? >> the example. >> me to I can be the example. I don't. mind. >> Okay. Well, show how your game. Let's. see who game is better between us two. We'll play before we go. >> I'm in the grocery store? >> You at the grocery store. It's her. birthday party and she's getting cups. and stuff and she got a little. irritated. So, she in the checkout line. You trying to get her number. >> Okay. >> She's a baddie as hell. >> Literally. >> Hey, hey, hey. >> See? >> She would get it for my mama. All right, I'm putting my stuff on the. little conveyor belt thing.

>> Okay. I'm the cashier. How your day going? >> It's going pretty good. I'm a little. irritated. There's a lot going on right. here. >> Uh well, what happened? What's going on? Oh, you she's still putting her stuff. Okay. >> Q U. >> Yeah, that's really good. >> Yo. >> Baby, yeah. You know, I see you putting your stuff. up but like, you know, I just thought. you was cute and [ __ ] Thought I could. get your number, you feel me? >> Who is that? >> Who is he talking to? Yo. >> Yeah. >> Baby? >> Sir, she's putting her groceries up.

right now. If you don't mind, just watch. how you talk to our customers. >> you mind your business? Mind your business, jit. All right, so. yeah, let me get your number, baby. Yeah, let's go out and get some get some. food and [ __ ]. >> To me, sounds like you need. >> Yo, I'm talking. Yo. >> Wow. >> I look, you know, I feel like I you. know, I feel like I should maybe come. off aggressive. You know, I feel like. I'm a little too. >> Is this real life how you. >> feel like I'm just too soft. You know? >> Wait, no, let's pause the role play of. the the the scenario. >> Is that really how you get at women? >> Well,

Okay. Yeah. >> Yeah? >> You know what? I want to be different. I'll say, "How you doing?". >> All right, so be All right. How you doing? Excuse me. I see you got your groceries right. there. Uh uh. You don't mind if I put my phone on my. EBT, too? >> Are you talking to me? >> Yes, ma'am. How you doing? >> You can address me. >> I'm sorry. I don't know your name. Mind. if you give it to me? I saw you down. there at the deodorant aisle. >> I'm funky? >> No, I saw you getting deodorant, so I. like that you keep up with your hygiene. Yeah. >> Yeah, for sure.

>> That's good. Uh you look very beautiful. Is it a. special day? >> No. >> Uh. >> Just me. >> Hey, cashier, just make sure you put. that tab on me. I'mma take care of it. >> Oh, I'm good. >> Huh? >> I'm good. >> ask you what you was. >> need your EBT. Thank you for offering. >> got it. I'm just saying I got it. It's. cool. I come here normally. Um but other. than that, I seen what kind of car you. drive and I got your tag number. So now. what? >> Are you stalking me? >> No, I just want to get your number. Or I could follow you home and we can. finish talking there.

This is off a Tyler Perry movie. >> Is it? >> Yeah. >> Which one? >> I don't know. I'mma end up in the house. somehow if you don't give it to me. >> Sorry. Um. don't really do the. >> Dark skins? >> XY. >> I don't know what that mean. >> Chromosome. >> Oh. Well, at the end of the day, I just. took out 50,000. >> Off what? You took out 50,000 in your. EBT?

>> Well, this is my mama card. I gave her some money to use it. She. sell food stamps. You like to buy some? >> Man, please take me out. >> By the way, I like your bundles. >> to go. >> your bundles. >> I ain't got bundles. This is a unit. >> Oh, yeah. Well, I got a unit, too. Apartment 608. >> I like your. >> Condo. Condo. Condo. Condo. [ __ ] Okay, the apartment was a little dusty. >> And 46 is a little dusty, too. >> Okay, you're right.

>> Especially in Atlanta. Atlanta cheap. That was how I took time, but I actually. got to know her and not calling her. baby. Don't call a woman out of her. name. Get to know her first. >> And don't yo. >> Yeah. >> I mean, is his not little? He gave off. like a weirdo vibe. >> No, he He didn't even leave you alone. >> I would have called security, for. >> But you I wouldn't have even. Not even me. A woman wouldn't have even. >> See, ladies, did I give off weirdo? >> Yes. >> Are you serious? That's the type of guy. >> He gave off weirdo for sure, but I mean, I feel like. >> His was worse. >> comedy with it.

>> Yours is worse. >> That's the type of guy that's going to. follow you to your car. Are you serious? >> No. >> We wouldn't even got that far with you, though. Talking about some yo. >> Baby. BUT THAT WAS COMEDY. >> YEAH, that was cool. >> That was comedy cuz I I said LOL. I said. I'm going to follow you to your car LOL. You got to put LOL to everything. >> You can't LOL in. >> Yes, you can. >> verbal. >> That's manly. >> 32 years old. >> Yes. >> Saying LOL. >> You said some yo.

>> Okay. Okay. Is that not Okay, what about. you? Is the LOL cool? >> No. >> See, that's the. >> He's 32, by the way. >> I don't give a [ __ ] how old I am, dad. Are you age shaming me? Well, >> 32 and saying it well. >> How old are you? >> Oh, I'm 25. >> Okay. >> Still got a lot of years. to go. A lot of learning to do. Daryn? >> Like. >> We'll talk. We'll talk after cuz we. We'll find a way to get rid of him. Don't worry. >> Poody is my trainer.

Look who trying to get your number. >> What's up? What's up, baby? >> He lying like a mug. Huh? >> You look so good. I wish I could plant. you on girl whole field, y'all. >> He is so aggressive. >> Help. Get him off. Get him off. >> Now, that was aggressive at its finest. >> Yeah, that was like you on [ __ ]. steroids. >> That's what I'm saying. That's Poody. He big. That's how big. those are.

>> Is it? >> I mean, seeing him, he's a BB. He He. big. He's BB. BBL, type of dude. Big, black, and large. >> You said BB. >> Oh. >> Lucky. >> All right, well, bro, there you go. >> You're nuts. >> Get ready for a great season. for D'Asia Nae. D'Asia Nae. Da Dig Nae. >> Never that. >> Da. Say it with me. >> No, I already told you how to say it.

>> Ah. I just told y'all I'm so difficult with. names. >> The first one. >> D'Asia Nae. De- D'Asia Nae. D'Asia Nae. Cardi Nae Tan. Cardi Tan. How do you say. your last name? Cardi I know it start. with a C. >> Sound it out. >> Cardi. Cardigan. >> Yeah. >> I'm not good with I'm telling you I'm. not. >> Cardigan's good. >> No, how do you say it? >> Cardigan. >> No, don't give up on me. I want a woman do that. That's when you. in trouble.

>> At least you know that. >> Yeah, he said what? She like, [ __ ] it. I. don't give a [ __ ] what you talking. about. I'm packing my bags and. >> Cardigan. Dodgenay Cardigan. >> See, you know your name is hard, too. It's foreign. >> It is. >> You got a foreign name. It's not. average.