Deon Cole on The Art of Screwing Up Your Jokes, Getting Robbed & Working With Jay-Z

You know how many times I DM'd you? >> You want to talk about it? >> Never got a DM from it. >> No, I DM'd you. >> and it was so mad. I was like, "Bro, he. got to see how you spell your name.". >> It's D E O N [snorts]. C O L E. Why you squinting? Read it.

>> Yeah, you did. Yo, you killed that standup. Uh 2019. 2021. Yo, 2024, my brother. 2024 again. Love you on my show, brother. Well, [sighs and gasps] I apologize. I've never seen that before. You have.

been reaching out. Absolutely. And now I'm here. [music]. [music]. >> Oh my god. All right. This is Marco. featuring Dion. >> That's amazing. Uh, first off everyone, I want to tell y'all uh just Is it crazy. to call a man your favorite person in.

the whole world? >> No. >> Mhm. You sure? Who's your favorite. person? >> Who's my favorite person? >> Yeah. As a dude? >> Um, I got a couple guys that I think is like. >> Who's like the top one? Like somebody. famous. >> that that I never met or that I. >> No, that's your favorite person like. >> that I met or I didn't meet. >> that you have met. >> that I have met. >> Yeah. >> Have or haven't? >> Have both. >> Have. Yeah. [snorts]. >> Um, I think one of my favorite people was.

Jay-Z. >> Mhm. Is he still is? >> Is he still? Yeah, he is. >> Yeah. Are you sure? >> Yeah. Oh, >> you Jay still. Yeah. Jay. >> Oh, you guys number you call him? >> No, I don't. No. No. I I worked for him. and then that was it. But yeah, it was a. great encounter that we had or whatever. Yeah. And somebody that isn't. >> uh alive probably be Jesus Christ. Jesus. Christ. >> Oh, he's still alive though. >> He is. >> I'd say. >> in your spirit. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, >> I guess [laughter] so.

>> Yeah. But Michael Jackson is a second. >> Yeah. I like Michael Jackson. >> Jesus then Michael Jackson. >> Did you see that clip where Michael. Jackson was listen to or Kelly and. bumping his head? It was. >> Yes. He was jamming in the back of the. car. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> He can't front on KS. Kale is great. He. he make everybody move. >> Will you do that? Like when you do that? What does that mean? >> What. >> is it? you can't see or like your. pirate's kicking in. What do I say? You. got this thing where you just stop and. you like. >> and I like look like that. >> Yes, you do. It's.

>> just just be thinking and looking. That's it. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> You're my favorite person. I'm going say. I watch your standups. I. >> appreciate I'm ready for a new one on. Netflix. I didn't watch them all. >> You got some type of dress code, too. When you go on stage, you like to dress. a certain way. >> and it's like the same way. And you just. started wearing jewelry. >> Uh and [laughter]. So call it too crazy. He like this [ __ ]. know all this [ __ ] [laughter] Like hold. up. >> I want to see where you going with this.

>> No, it's just [laughter] paying. attention to like the art. You know what. I'm saying? And. >> I don't know. I feel like you're in your. own lane and you can't compare yourself. to nobody. >> Yeah. I mean, well, I appreciate that. And same with you, man. Like I've been. watching you for many years and. >> I wouldn't know. I would have thought. the [ __ ] I do, you probably like, >> "No, it's perfect. I understand every. move you you you do and make.". Absolutely. >> They said I was like, "Oh, that's like. writer." I was like, "Cuz I'm doing.

standup." I said, "Only one person in. this world that can ever help me with. stand up and writing is you.". >> Oh, that means a lot, man. For real. >> You're the only person. >> Yeah. I mean, because uh I think um not. doing is doing. >> Mhm. >> That makes sense. >> Cuz it's still doing that you're not. doing it. So if it say I'm not going to. take out the trash, you still doing. >> what you not supposed to do. >> Perfect. >> Make sense? >> Perfect. >> Manage your blackness. >> Perfect. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> That's the big thing with man. [snorts].

Did you see what happened when I said. that about the um LA? I got cussed out. cuz I told her about the phrase the bad. stuff. [laughter]. >> I see that. >> I'm trying to get in there. I try to get. in the house [laughter]. >> and give me something. It won't work. Shout out to LA. >> Yeah. Yeah. He didn't fall for it. >> Yeah. I'm quite sure. >> Yeah. Cuz you said it's not. How did you. see it? Somebody sent you the clip or. >> Yeah, they sent me a clip. Yeah. And I. was just like, "Wow, this is uh. >> this is great.". >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. I like it. >> It was dope. It's just when sometimes.

it's like. >> when you see something you agree with. it, >> it's like living in that phase and being. able to say it. Like you said, snap. Like when you say certain stuff. >> in his greatness instead of you like. some people will be like oh damn he said. it he said it but if I ever see somebody. that I say and I I feel like damn that's. dope. It's like you really took it and. you're it's on your mind and. >> to me standup has got taken away of when. we used to go to shows as a kid. >> you would leave and you're like man he.

really you in the car ride talking about. what just happened. >> Now it's just. >> it's just they go for the moment and. then that's that. I mean, and I'm not. mad at the way comedy is nowadays, but. you know, a lot of times you go to shows. and the whole show is them getting to. know the audience and it's like do that. [ __ ] at your meet and greet. >> Yeah. >> We pay money to the show, you know? I. just think it's balance. Just just. balance. That's it. >> I got a question. How do you know when. your hair is done?

>> Uhhuh. >> Like when do you when did when do you. go, "Oh, yeah. we finish. >> Um, that's a good question. >> Like I mean I think it's dope, but I'm. like I just don't know. >> I just been. >> when you finish. >> So free forming is just letting [ __ ] be. how it is. It's. >> I know. But when do you when when do you. when did you tell them to stop. >> when they was doing your hair? When was. you like, "All right, we good.". >> Like right now you see how she came and. try to touch. It's like it's it's just.

somebody overthinking. And for my age, I. got to realize like I'm blessed to have. hair like this cuz I want to cut it cuz. I feel like in Hollywood. >> No, but but nobody has hair like you. >> But it's going to be hard for me to get. jobs. >> No, but they they know who you are. anyway. You know what I mean? >> It's going to be hard. Like like you you. clean. You got You got good hair like. porcupine. You got. >> What's good hair? >> Uh good hair is like damn, I wish I had. that hair. That's good hair. >> Yeah. >> If you see some [ __ ] and you you know. you wouldn't want it.

>> Bad hair. That's bad hair. >> Yeah. >> Got it. >> You know, you look around. Um. >> there some bad hair in it. >> Take your. >> Look like mostly black people. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Think everybody got good hair. >> Well, take your head out, brother. What. your hair look like? >> Uh let's see. >> Let's see. Take your. look down. >> Oh yeah. >> It's not no hair that you would see like. I get what you're saying. >> You get what I'm saying? >> Yeah. I get. >> It's not You know what I'm saying? Not. that it's bad or bad. >> It's not bad. It's not. It's just not. what we want.

>> Yeah. Yeah, exactly. >> Like it would be like a phase. You got. Are you mixed? >> No. >> You're not just black. >> I mean, I don't know what my father was. You know, >> you don't know your daddy. >> No, I did, but I don't. You get it? >> Break it down. >> I did know him and then I didn't know. him. >> Mhm. >> Because he wasn't around for me to get. to know him. So, I knew him until I. didn't. You get it? >> Mhm. Do you feel like he's a coward? >> I think so. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. like a lot of.

>> Is he still alive? >> No, he's un alive. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. I went to his funeral and a guy. came up to me and told me he was like, "Man, he was like a dad to me.". [laughter]. And I said, "Well, sorry for your loss.". You [laughter]. sit in that moment, right? I'm sorry for. laughing. >> Yeah. I wonder why you laughing at my. >> I'm laughing at. >> my pain cuz that that hurt my feelings.

>> Every time you say something I see it. >> Oh yeah. >> Like I see it in real life time and I. can see you at the casket trying to. figure out like damn this is really my. dad like and where was you at? Somebody. come and take you like man like your. shoulder that happened to me. >> But you didn't even wait to find out if. that was like painful to me or not. You. just start laughing and [ __ ]. >> But that's the thing if I laugh you can. probably like maybe I should laugh at. that. Sometimes you got to kick open the. door to I don't want to cuz if you get. emotional I got to follow your emotion. but if I lead with happiness follow my.

lead then [ __ ]. >> my [ __ ]. >> Yeah respect. >> [ __ ] that in that case [laughter]. that [ __ ] was crazy that was funny. though. >> That was amazing. [laughter]. Hey you. So when you used to write well. what you do every now and then when you. write on the pen you really did not know. your jokes then? Yeah, I was so high I. couldn't remember them. So I would just. write them down and then I would do them. just straight off the paper. Then when I. wasn't high and I tried to just do stand.

up, nobody wanted to hear it. >> They were like, "Where's your paper at?". And I would be like, "Well, I I know. it." And they'd be like, "We don't give. a [ __ ] Where's the paper at?" And I. would be like, >> "I I got it." And they were like, "Use. it.". >> And I would be like, "Damn." So I would. just constantly use it. And people just. like love the unfilteredness of that. It's like you it's a it's another form. of what I'm not supposed to do.

>> begins being something that. I'm supposed to do. >> You know what I mean? >> What was it like growing up in high. school? What would your teacher say. about you? >> They thought I really didn't pay. attention. You know, I was always zoning. out. >> But if they asked me a question, I was. giving them an answer that they didn't. think of. >> Mhm. It was always that to the point. where they didn't even want to. >> ask me what I knew, you know, keep it. that [laughter]. >> and this is going to add another 15. minutes to the class. So yeah,

>> I can see. So you was in a special ed. class, too. I was in there. >> Special ed. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Me being in there, it. >> it was different. You know what I'm. saying? And you know, special treatment. is everything. >> Yeah. What kind of milk did they give. you? 2%. >> It was in a carton. A blue one. Skin. milk or 2%? >> Yeah, you can get pink, red, or blue. I. got blue. >> 2% or skin milk. >> I'm not really remembering numbers. I'm. not good with numbers. And then that's when you you you get a.

lunch code. You put it in. Mine was And. I remember my lunch code 6514. >> 2% or scam. >> I don't know the difference. >> Oh, we can keep going. >> Yeah. Hello, bro. I want to bring you a. message brought to you by Prize Pix and. also me cuz I'm the one talking. It's. football season and guess what? Prospix. is the best place to win money while. watching football. The app is easy to. use. All you got to do is pick more or.

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in lineups. Use code funny Marco. >> So, with that being said, have you ever. worked at 95? >> Yeah, I did. I used to work at. McDonald's. >> How was that? >> It was great. I was on fries. killing. [ __ ] on fries. >> How? >> Just the way I shook them. >> Mhm. >> It's cold. >> Yep. >> Cold the way I shook them. The way I put. salt on them like that saltb [ __ ] I was. doing that [ __ ]. >> back in the day. The way I was putting. salt on the fries. I was killing their. ass, dog. And women like that cuz they.

wanted the fries, but they also wanted. the [ __ ] on the fries. >> Mhm. >> And I made it, you know, popular to be a. [ __ ] on fries. What were some things. you used to do with your money when you. got paid your paychecks? >> Well, I worked at McDonald's for three. weeks until I got enough money to buy. Gucci belt. Then I bought the belt and I. quit. >> And then the Gucci [clears throat] belt. got you enough power and confidence. >> There we go. There we go. And that uh. that that uh instilled a lot of rank.

>> in school and uh I was able to uh do a. lot of things I normally couldn't do. because I had that belt on. >> Or have you ever cheated before? And why. did you cheat? And who you cheated on? Who you cheated on her with? >> On the woman? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I've cheated on the woman before. >> Why? >> Uh [sighs and gasps] she was so nice. And the other girl I cheated on her with. was just. I don't know, just everything that she. wasn't. You know what I mean? So I.

wanted that. And I came home one day and. thought she was gone and walked in with. the other girl and she was there and. they just was like, "Now what? Now. what?" And I simply said, "Who's staying. with me?" That's where I'm explaining. this [ __ ] to. >> Mhm. >> And one of them left and the other one. stayed. And that's the one I explained. to. And me and her stayed together. >> And then that's when you said, "Well, I. >> said [laughter].

>> [laughter]. >> Well, >> I said, "Well, >> and we went to bed.". >> Uhhuh. [laughter] It's. It's so It's so funny cuz it's like. [laughter] It's. like It's You are I feel like when. people meet me now, I understand when. meeting you like, "Is he serious?" Like, is this you all the time? If I could. compare you to somebody, how you say his. name? Will. >> Farro? Mhm. Yes, >> sir. >> Yeah. I be thinking am I only think does.

he act like that all the time? >> All the time or whatever. >> Yeah. And then it's like you're like. that same type of vibe where you're like. this 24/7. Like. >> Yeah. >> Like I wonder how it is when you get mad. like. >> uh I'm not really mad. I I get upset. I. get quiet when I'm really upset. Yeah. I. don't. >> go crazy. Like when bad [ __ ] happen. I I. tend to. >> Have you ever got robbed before? I think. that would be dope to see you get. robbed. >> Yeah, I got robbed before. >> How was it? like I would love to be. there. >> The dude the dude was following me.

around stores, right? I was in a store. shopping. >> and I looked over and dude was holding a. shoe but he was just looking at me just. holding the shoe and I just like h. went to another store and I was like. looking at some jeans and I look up and. this motherfucker's just holding jeans. looking at me and [ __ ] and I was like. >> okay then I went to Bath Bath and Be was. it Bed Bath and Beyond? Yeah, >> I was holding a teac kettle. Guess who. holding the teac kettle? [laughter].

This [ __ ] was in Bath Bath and Beyond. holding the tea kettle. When I came. outside, he came out and I stopped and I. was like, "Don't do it, dog." And then. he looked and he was like, "Oh, man. You. that you that comedian, dude." And I was. like, "Yeah, dog." I was like, "Don't do. it, man. You going you going to end your. career. You going to end your career, >> the rapping career.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Don't don't do it on me. because you It's gonna be on the news. and [ __ ] M. >> And he was like, "Man, thanks, OG.". >> Mhm. >> Then he walked away and that was it. >> That was good. So, you able to talk.

someone out of a robbery? >> I talked him out of a robbery. Yeah. And. I wanted to give him a job. >> Mhm. But he [ __ ] around, rob you. >> after he got the job cuz now he know how. much money you're really making. >> So then you robbed yourself. >> Well, [laughter]. >> another moment, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. So with acting, I was excited to see you. in the movie. Uh you was it you people. around co time you was shooting that. How was it. >> when you got that call for that movie. and shooting that during co.

>> I was great. Shout out to Kenya Bears. So he called me up and asked me if if I. wanted to do a little cameo on this and. I was like yeah and he was like yeah. it's going to be with Eddie Murphy and I. was like done deal and went in and. knocked out and Julia Louie Drifus and. Leah Long and Laura London and yeah. >> and not one second you didn't say man. why I ain't funny Marco in this movie. You know what? I've asked that before. I. always said, "Why haven't me and Marco. ever like toured together?" And then I. was like, "The show might not never.

start though. We might be backstage. bullshitting and. >> show may never. >> because of me, right? >> Or me.". >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? >> You get the job done. It was definitely. >> great at performing. >> I appreciate it. Likewise, >> I ain't got to see you in real life, though. Like, >> I couldn't imagine in real life. Uh, you. know when some people say he can't do no. wrong in my book, >> a lot of people say that. My grandma. said that about you. >> Say it about me. >> Yes. >> And tell her I said thank you. >> She did.

>> Well, don't tell her. >> You're good at what you do. >> Thank you. You are too. >> That's that. And then and you're like a. morph and like an alien. What happened? You looking Oh, that's that's uh Gucci. curtains and [ __ ] that's doing that. line, you know. >> Can we be friends after this? Do you let. people call your phones? I can call you. normally and [ __ ] And. >> what did you just say when I was looking. over here? >> I said that's like the Gucci curtains. and [ __ ].

>> Oh. >> yeah. >> Now what? >> We can be friends. I can get your number. and call. >> Sure. Yeah, we can talk. >> You're like, "What celebrity person have. you met?" And you like, "Damn, we became. cool.". >> Um, I met a couple people that was like. that. >> Who's your friend? >> Who's my like celebrity friend? >> Yeah. Um. Anthony Anderson's one. >> Yeah. >> Boring. >> Yeah, he is a little boring, but he's. still a friend. Yeah, you know what I. mean? Also, uh friends with um I don't. know. That's a that's a good question. I.

got a lot of people that I'm cool with, but you know, I don't talk to like on. everyday basis, whatever. So, if you. want to fill that void and we talk, that's cool. >> That' be really dope. It's like therapy. >> But I only text. Uh. well, I'm a I'm a I can't spell for real. I'm. a guy. I don't talk on the. >> Me neither. That's crazy. >> You can't spell for real? >> Yeah. You just got to figure out what. >> cuz when you was doing that paper, you. weren't writing for real. That's why I. like ain't no way he writing that fast.

>> Yeah, I do write, but I write in code to. make it make it. >> to understand me. >> Yeah. To understand me. Yeah. That's. crazy. >> No. Are you serious? Cuz when I write, I. didn't like people reading. >> I write. >> Same thing. I might put see you later and I'll put. cu l and the number eight. >> Uh yeah, >> that's late. >> No, I'm serious. >> And then I add a. >> and that's how you say even when I stand. up when I write. Sometimes I'm like, "What the [ __ ] was I trying to say?". >> Me too, dog. I won't even write it out.

Then I look at it later and be like, "What was this?". >> Like one time I wrote something that. said, "Uh, men cherish your women." And. I was like, "What the [laughter] [ __ ] is. that about?". >> Yeah. Who doing that [ __ ]. >> Who the [ __ ] Why was I Why did I write. this? >> Why' you think that? >> Yeah, I don't even know. I just wrote. it. >> Yeah, we don't do that [ __ ] around here. >> I I don't know, man. >> You going to lose your street cability. doing that [ __ ]. >> That's what I'm saying. I don't even. know what made me write that or. whatever. >> Hey, you ever been in the interviews. ready to go?

>> There go the superpower thing. >> I was just looking. Is that in the shot? >> Yeah. It's to make sure that it can hear. us. Oh, >> okay. >> Something over us. You know what I'm. saying? >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> What did you ask me? >> Uh [clears throat]. >> damn. What was What did I say? >> I'm not that important that you couldn't. remember. But you just asked me. You. just asked me that. >> because you I was talking cuz if you got. what I got, you know it's our minds is. like this cuz you grew up with Tom and.

Jerry. >> I did. >> Yeah. >> Is that like a vintage cartoon? >> You are vintage. >> I am. >> You keep a vintage pizza, don't you? >> I do. Yeah. >> Mhm. >> What's the oldest one you had? >> 65. >> She's still alive. >> Not sure. >> Mhm. >> I remember when I was 30, I had one that. was 55. >> Mhm. >> And now I'm like 54 and she's 80. >> Mhm. >> I ran into her. >> Where? How you running into her? >> In Chicago. She came to a show. >> You still stay in Chicago? >> I go there often. Yeah. I got a place.

there and [ __ ] out in the BBS. >> What's the address? >> It's out there. >> Where? >> That's the address. >> I'm saying like what's the address? No, just whatever you gonna send, put it's. out there and it it it'll reach you, >> right? Or you keep nice stuff in your. house, too? >> No. >> Oh, >> where you keep it at? >> I keep it at other places. >> Other houses. >> Other places? >> You got houses? >> Yes. >> Oh, how many? >> One. How many kids you got? >> I got three.

>> Three? >> Mhm. >> Are they like close in age? >> Uh, yeah. One's 12 and I got two twos. >> Twins? >> No. >> Got it. >> I just had them back and forth. >> That's great. >> Yeah. >> How was that? >> It was cool. It was It was different. Uh. when the other one found out, she was. like, "Oh, you got another [ __ ]. pregnant." I was like, "Well, you was. pregnant. We couldn't have sex, so I had. to go finish.". >> That makes sense, >> right? >> Did she Did she know that made sense? >> No. at the time I got put on child.

support. But again, I thought child support is. for the child and why do the mama get to. see it? I feel like as child support. should go straight to the baby when they. turn 18 when they can start spending it. It should just be in their bank account. for them. >> That's real. >> Would you just give like don't sometime. you wish they just give you like a. number and then you just pay the whole. thing out like uh that one NBA play. >> Yeah, he paid the whole thing out. straight out, right? M. >> would you have done that? >> Uh yeah, I would have cuz it might sound.

a little bit more cheaper. >> Are you a cheap person? Do you feel like. >> uh I'm not cheap, but. >> I need a reason. >> What's the most expensive thing you. bought? >> The most expensive thing I bought? >> Time. >> Um from who? A pro? >> No. >> I have before. >> You bought a prostitute before? What? Like was it.

>> was it like a chart? Like a haircut. chart? >> Yeah. >> Like it tell you how much? >> Oh, you've been there too. You know her? She from Chicago. >> What? I think I have. >> Juicy Cherry. Juicy Cherry. [laughter]. Everybody know Juicy Cherry. That's. crazy. [gasps]. >> That's good. One thing about him, world. I want y'all to know, >> he's so good at what he do. He know how. to make the room feel good and when he.

get home he like, "Oh my [ __ ]. God, I'm gone." It's like he's like a. superhero. Can y'all imagine when Super. when when Spider-Man wears that costume. and he get out of it, it's like a stress. relief. So he know how to please the. world and make people feel good and he. understand. But when he get home, it's. like who the [ __ ] pleasing me and it's a. uniform. He's so good at what he do when. he get home. just like so people like. that are very dangerous and once they. really connect and like I [ __ ] with you. they [ __ ] with you for a long time and. you can't do no wrong in they book.

>> you talking about me. [laughter]. that's going to put in the episode. that was me it's going to uh slay it's. just going to show me talking. about me though. >> as I'm sitting here talking to my. favorite comedian. I don't know if he. [ __ ] with me or not, but I hope he do. and I want to figure out if we can ever. be cool and I definitely want to do some. projects with him. Uh I'm not sure if he.

ready to go or not or he probably. thinking like, man, this ain't drinks. champs. I already sit with some people I. actually know. I got to act like I know. this young [ __ ] But whole time. is just a [ __ ] press run. But I. really love this guy and I hope he. really [ __ ] with me. Let's get back to. the episode. Oh man. Well, um I do want to say. something. Is this my camera? I do [ __ ] with him. I think that he's a. cool guy. I like what he's doing. His. platform is great. He's great. I.

identify with him in many ways. And uh. one day I think that we are going to do. a project together. And I think that. it's going to be amazing. And those that. get us get us and those that don't will. I'm Dion. >> Oh man. For real, anytime somebody say. one day it's going to happen, it [ __ ]. not happening. Uh, I met a lot of great. people and it's like, "Oh man, I [ __ ]. with you. One day we going to do. something." That one day can be many. years from now. And when I see him, I'm. like, "Damn, that one day never.

happened." But all I got to do is stay. content. Keep it G. Don't be fanned out. cuz I really am. And understand that. they going to lie to you cuz why would. he tell me the truth? Why would he say, "Nah, I ain't going to work with you.". Why would he tell me that? Why would he. say, "Nah, I don't see me doing nothing. with you." So he has to lie because he. know PR. He know how to make people feel. good. >> I honestly think that what I say is real. and I promise you that it is. I wouldn't. say this [ __ ] if I didn't mean it at all. or whatever. And I really do. What.

project that is? I have no idea. Did I. start writing it? [ __ ] no. But it's in. my head and I think I get something. going. Definitely. But have I started? Absolutely not. Why? Because me and this. [ __ ] just met. I'm Deion Cole. >> So what I'm trying to say, world, I've. been knowing him for years. I've been. watching all his standups since BET. Comic View. Since he didn't got fat, he. got little got fat again. Little once he. didn't have no money and he started.

getting money and I've been there and. I've been watching him for years. So I. feel like I've been knowing him. But he. said, "Oh, I [ __ ] with your shit." Now. the [ __ ] saying he don't know me. Okay. That's how I know he know how to talk to. people and just get you out of the way. when he get home. But you just got to. keep it pee. Stand on your toes and. understand that, you know, just be thankful that you can. even sit next to him and, you know, understand. game.

He didn't ran out of words. See, and. that's why he like, I can't do it no. more. You know, >> every year the holiday invites start. coming in. I do accept them and I go. about my day. But the day of the party, I realize I can't just show up. empty-handed. But there's no way I end up on a naughty. list. With Amazon Prime, it's so simple, fast, free, and shipping means that I.

can confidently go to my cousin ugly. Christmas sweater party. And be ready. for any holiday moments cuz the best. opportunity. Don't wait. Last minute. gifts delivered. It's on prom. Head to. amazon.com/prom. to shop now. I want So I want my brother to see this. moment. [clears throat]. want to face him. >> Mhm. >> You know, you ever met somebody like, "Man, I let him sleep with my mama. He's.

so damn cool.". >> Hey, you ever met somebody like that's a. good job. >> I mean, >> like I would love for you to be my. >> Yeah. Yeah. That would be dope. >> Yeah. I would Hey, look. >> What's up with you? >> What's the deal, man, >> man? How you doing? >> It's my friend, brother. Ain't this. dope? This is a big moment for me. >> Yeah, it is, man. >> I'll call you back.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But that's dope. I ain't going to lie. Cuz like you said, you said, "Have you. ever met a cool dude. >> through looking at somebody ass?". >> I'm like, "You ever met a cool dude. where you was like, man, I let him [ __ ]. my mother?". >> That's what's up, man. I appreciate. that, too. >> You want to meet her? >> Yeah. I would love to meet that, too, >> man. That's amazing. Mhm. >> How she How she look? >> She different like me. >> Yeah.

>> She look y'all got like the same. hairstyle, >> skin tone, >> skin tone, everything. >> You know, it's dope to be able to, you. know. >> So, she basically you without a beard, mustache. >> Yeah. >> Subjective. That's dope though, man. >> That's what's up, man. Yeah. I would. love to [ __ ] your mother. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> That would be dope. >> Yeah, that'd be. >> cuz everybody can't get that past. >> I know. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And the.

[ __ ] off of instinct is great, too. You. know, >> that'd be great. >> When the momentum, it's like whole field. advantage. You like me? You [ __ ] with my. [ __ ] [laughter]. >> That's great. >> Has it uh Have you ever I'm Wait, she. gonna call me back. um in your head and. I was just talking to. uh what's it peanut head ass [ __ ]. What's his name? Darnell. >> Yeah, Darnell. Have you ever had a. moment where you [ __ ] up on stage? I. feel like even if you [ __ ] up your.

energy so well, people love that. What. was your moment you like, [ __ ] it's not. going right for me? >> I [ __ ] up a couple times, but. [clears throat] I also understood the. power of [ __ ] up. It can it can it. can either be a [ __ ] or it could be. something that you can use. And I. learned to use that [ __ ] up to work for. me in a sense, you know? So, [snorts]. >> um, every time I do a set, I purposely. do material that don't work, >> you know. >> How does that work? >> What? Doing the material.

>> Yeah. That don't work. >> Um, I just make sure it just doesn't. work. Period. Cuz it's when people. laugh, it ain't like you supposed to laugh a. certain way. The goal is to laugh. regardless, right? Mhm. >> So, I have studied the art of bombing. and I've seen and I've noticed that when. people bomb, people laugh. >> Mhm. >> And so, I incorporated not doing well.

sometimes in my set some of the times. And I have a moment in my set that I. make sure it doesn't work. >> So, people can laugh at that. So, do you. would that is that something that only. works for you or you feel like that you. can put like me like you would share. that with somebody like just practice on. bombing? H. >> you got to have a tough skin for that. You got to have tough skin for that. You. know what I mean? You got to be able to. embrace silence in order to do that. A. lot of a lot of comics they run from. silence, you know? I embrace it.

>> Yeah. >> You know. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz at first I. wanted to hear the he. But when a room. is quiet and saying that mean they. listening. >> Yeah. And and see a lot of a lot of. comics don't understand that when you. make a room quiet is just as good as. making a whole room laugh. >> Hey, mama. >> Yeah. >> You know Dion Co? >> Yeah. >> Don't you think he funny? >> Yeah. >> I'm sitting here with him now. I think. he. >> Can I ask you a question? >> Where are you?

>> Uh I'm He trying to [ __ ] with you and I. think we should take this opportunity. He wanted a piece of [ __ ] And I said, "My mom.". >> Okay, I'll call you back. >> She never said no. >> She did. >> She said, "Boy, >> she didn't.". >> So that means when we get off the phone, I give you her number. >> Yeah. >> You go out to Kansas City. >> Okay. But now I want you to like let her. know that you offered her [ __ ].

>> I didn't I didn't ask for her [ __ ]. >> You offered her [ __ ] What's the. difference? >> The difference is offering. Being kind. You were being kind. And you offered her. [ __ ] And I said, "Oh, I I would do it. for you." Absolutely. Because we're. friends now. Correct. >> Yeah. >> But I didn't ask for her [ __ ] That's. the difference. >> Well, mama. Okay. He didn't ask. I was. offered. >> Okay. >> No, I'm not telling you that. >> Listen. Oh, you listen.

>> His comedy show. >> one time. >> Mama, he can hear you right now, too. He. right here. Say it. >> Well, I'm telling the truth. >> All right. >> We went to the comedy show. He called me. and Karinia um Mariah and Whitney. >> Hold on. So, you've been trying to [ __ ]. her. >> I. don't remember that. >> Yes, you do. >> He said he remember that. He That was in. Kansas City, too, right? >> That was in Kansas City. Yeah. >> Remember that? >> I I Yeah. Yeah, I remember that.

>> Yeah. I'm sitting here with him. Yeah. No, he's definitely dope. He's doing his. thing. You know, he done lost some. weight. His Netflix special is going up. He got a show on there and, you know, I. was like, "Man, you and my mama look. good together." And he was just like, >> I guess, >> right? Yeah. And did you say that? [snorts]. >> Yeah. Uh, if you ever in LA, just uh. just hit me up. >> Yeah. No. Yeah, we are. All right. I'mma. call you right back.

I got you a play. He set me up with. something. >> That's good. I appreciate that. >> No, send me up with something. You got. somebody for me? >> Yeah, I I Well, I'll find somebody. >> No. Who you got? What celebrity girl you. know? >> Celebrity girl? >> Yeah. >> Tiffany? >> I know Tiffany. >> Think you can set me up with her? >> Yeah, I can set you up with Tiffany. >> Yeah. >> Have you ever talked to Tiffany? >> No, I seen her. I came to her show in LA. one time. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Tiffany is sexy. >> Cool, too. >> Or what's the other girl that played. off? >> She she a real [ __ ] though. I.

don't know if you can handle that. >> Tiffany easily be like, "What that dick. do?". >> Mhm. >> And you got And you got to show up. >> You offered it. >> You got You got to Yeah. You got to You. got to have dick for. >> Yeah. And that's So some girls want too. much of it. It becomes that you get. scared of them. >> I know. When they be asking for so much, [laughter]. >> you be like, "Come on." Right. It's just. It's a limit, I think, a dick that you. should have. I don't want to give you. all of it, you know, like in, you know,

increments. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Why you got to have it all? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Then we ain't got nothing to look. forward to, >> right? >> Similar to, you know, I hope your No. disrespect. I hope your mother ain't. like. >> Mhm. >> She light-skinned. My mama actually look. good, though. >> She is? >> Yeah. She lightkinned. She uh. >> she don't look nothing like me. Mhm. [clears throat]. >> If they used to say my mama look like. what? Uh what was her name? Not Janet.

Jackson. Um they who they say mama Tisha. Campbell. >> Your mother look like Tisha Campbell? >> Mhm. >> Oh, that's what's up. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Tisha's cute. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> Your mom's still alive too? >> No. >> Okay. Grandma, auntie? >> Nope. >> And no family members? >> M cousins. I'm the only child and. everybody passed away. A. >> that's like was that same J all a that. part. >> your a. >> it was fake. >> but it's cool though I like that.

>> I like to be lied to it feels better. >> that's why you lie. >> absolutely [laughter]. >> that's what I say it really lying get. you far. >> I feel like telling the truth is so bad. >> it's so bad. >> I like lying lie to me. >> yeah [clears throat]. >> don't tell the truth. >> what are some things that somebody lied. to you about and you was like, "Damn, you shouldn't have told me that. >> My dick big.". >> Yeah. >> Especially when it's during sex. You're. like, "Oh, you just saying [ __ ].

>> I like my dick big." She's like, "Yes.". I was like, "That's what I'm talking. about." [laughter]. >> You know, why [ __ ] up my day? >> Yeah. >> You know, >> that's what it is. Sometimes you got to. set people up for lying. >> Yeah. >> One time, let me tell you something. I. told somebody a lie. They told me the. same damn lie. Yo, I had that happen to me before. >> and he switched the name. >> I told they switched the name. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> Told me the same story. >> I told them to put that stuff in. Me, too. That's crazy.

>> Y I'm serious. I did that. >> I did that joke before. >> Yeah. >> That's one of my bits I did before. One. of my specials. >> Yeah. So I. I would say don't don't do that. Don't. take it to stage. >> But that's that happened to me though in. real life. >> Yeah, that's cool. >> Okay. Unless you honest.

>> I think my life is complete. It was two. people I said I really wanted to meet. I. got a couple more. 50 Cent. I met him. >> Mhm. Uh, too short. You was on my bucket. list. >> That's what's up. >> Uh, one more person. Some reason I want to meet Eminem, but I. want to meet Kanye and them together. Eminem and Kanye in the same way. >> Yeah, >> that's something I. >> I think Emma would be great to meet. >> I think he's. I think he identifies with the same kind.

of mind as myself and you. >> I think it's a off-kilter type of. >> mentality. I got a call hotline and they. gonna ask for uh which one we got the. speaker. [music]. So we got fans that call in ask. questions and who's better to ask. questions? What they say? Nobody other. than you. So. >> okay. >> Oh, >> my name is Diamond Infinity. I'm from. New York. >> Hold on. Pause it right quick. >> Period.

>> Hold real quick. Come here. You Is this. your son? >> Is that my son? Yeah. >> What's your mother's name? >> Irene. >> Irene. >> or Iran? Cuz that's what I did. >> Hold on. We got to figure some [ __ ] out. after the show. What's your name? >> Eric. >> Eric. >> Eric. [snorts]. >> Y'all look dislike. >> Where you born at? >> Right in LA.

>> How long you been in LA? >> How old is he? [snorts and laughter]. How old are you? >> 35. >> Uh, like 10 years. >> You don't see it. Am I tripping? No. You look like if he was if he was to. do the Michael Jackson thing, he would. look just like you. >> Well, nice meeting you.

What's the call? >> Um, I'm not going to lie. Like, if I can't find a man, I'm just going to. get a sugar daddy. So, it's like, where. do I find them at? Because these men on. these streets is not it. I'm not going. to lie. So, where the [ __ ] want money. at? And no, I'm not a gold digger, so.

don't say that. >> What you got? Where the sugar daddies. at? >> Uh, most of the sugar daddies are at. cigar bars. You can find a nice. sugar daddy at a cigar bar. >> Do you go there? >> Yes, I do. That's where I be at all the. time. >> And also hotel lobbies on the weekend. >> Hotel lobbies and cigar bars. Hotel. lobbies on the weekend, cigar bars.

during the week. Absolutely. Or um. or uh any store that sells khakis. >> Mhm. >> You go to the any store that sells. khakis. You go to the khaki department, you find a good sugar daddy in the khaki. department. >> Wagner and stuff like that. >> Wagner's definitely. Kohl's. J Penney. >> J Penney. That'd be good. Yeah. What's. the next one?

>> [ __ ] you, Funny Marco. [ __ ]. >> Got some good fans. >> Hey man, my [ __ ] name is Smooth. Too Funny, bro. I'm from Pensacola, Florida, man. And um I'm a skit maker, bro. I need I need help with it. You. feel me? Basically getting into standup. comedy and like tips on stuff like that, man. You got any pointers for your boy? Hey, get up that get up with me, man. 850. What you got? >> What do you want?

>> Tips. [laughter]. >> You want to get into skits and you want. to get into standup? >> Oh, um, yeah, you just got to do that [ __ ]. man. And, uh, be original and just, you know, make some ruckus. >> Yeah. or you know just make sure you. don't do good you know because that. means you'll do good like me. >> you know.

>> what he said we got another one. >> hey funny Marco this is Javier. I'm from Mexico if you don't know it. already my friend. anyways I'm trying to go to America I. know Donald Trump is in office right now. man and. I'm trying to go to America. Man, I miss. my [ __ ] you know. I really miss my. [ __ ] And um. I just have a problem with getting a.

green card, you know? Like me and my. essa. I miss working there. You know what I. mean? Like, so is there any way you can. give me a call back cuz something? I'm trying to go back to America, my. friend. It's it's it's it's nothing. >> Pause it. Um, send me your Instagram. No, your girl's Instagram or her number. She's down here. I talk to her. I can. take care of it. What you got? >> Um,

I'mma leave that alone. I don't want to say nothing racist. >> Yeah. >> And [ __ ] up my Old Spice contract. [laughter]. >> [laughter]. >> I'm [snorts] not supposed to be. laughing, but you being real. See, when. you being real, that's when you become. off mean. See, but if you would have. lied, you could [ __ ] up something. >> It's like, you don't win.

>> You don't win. >> You couldn't say I was on a podcast. I. had to be honest. They don't give a. [ __ ]. >> There it is. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's why I'd be like, lie to me. I feel better, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But that moment, >> do you go through phones? Have you ever. went through a girl phone and seen? >> I never did. >> Mhm. >> I just thought that would be added. stress if I went through her phone. >> Mhm. >> Because whatever I'm thinking, it's. probably happening. >> Mhm. >> So, I don't need to look through it. >> Has somebody went through your phone? >> Nobody's ever been through my phone. >> A girl never been through your phone. >> Mm- I had a woman take a picture of me.

while I was sleep though. >> How'd you feel about that? >> Um, it hurt. [clears throat]. >> Wow. cuz I trusted her and uh. she just wasn't what I thought she was. going to be. >> That picture really did it for you. >> She from LA.

>> Sageno, Michigan. >> What? Okay. >> She's from Sageno. >> You do. But you have had a girlfriend in. LA, right? >> I've had. Yeah, I've had a girlfriend in. LA. >> Okay. >> About. probably about 35 years ago. >> Right. Okay. This is dope.

This is dope, man. You're a special. person. >> They always said don't ask a man cuz. it's considered flirting. But what's. your sign? That's considered flirting. >> Mhm. >> For real? Wow. I never knew that. Capricorn. >> Oh, Capricorns. I get along with them. >> Yeah. What's your sign? >> Gemini. >> I don't know about those. I don't know about signs at all. I don't. even know about my sign.

>> People tell me stuff and I go, "Oh, okay.". I say that a lot. Oh, okay. That's like my thing. [laughter]. Okay. That's dope. This is dope. This is. legendary. They sit here. Um, this is. amazing. I feel like comedian, remember. back in the day it was like you had. rappers couldn't wait to meet Lil Wayne,

Juvenile, the Hot Boys. >> You had all, you know what I'm saying? Young Jeezy. Now it's like it's so great. to meet a comedian. Do you feel like. comedians are up there where people meet. you like I wouldn't call you a comedian? You are like a if I can compare your. career to anybody. It'll be like you're. the Will Smith of comedy. You do. everything like you know how your women. same thing. How y like how women do you. do him. Uh like how you are just smart, intelligent, and you're on top of your. [ __ ] You're like the Will Smith of. comedy. You agree?

>> Oh, okay. Appreciate that. >> Okay, look. Let me set the scene. Your. niece just posted about our new. obsession with graphic t-shirts. You. think that's it? That's the perfect. holiday gift, but you need it fast. Boom. Amazon got you. Fast, free. shipping, exclusive deals. You go from. oh no to oh, let's go. Prime members. seize the moment. They can spot the. perfect gift and make it happen fast. When a perfect gift ideal strikes, Prime.

makes sure you don't disappoint. Last. minute gift delivered. It's on Prime. Head to amazon.com/prom. to shop right now. What are you waiting. on? >> That was my flyers to you. You can give. me some flyers. What do you got? >> I think that you are innovative. I think. that you are fearless. And I think that. you are one of a kind. There is no one. like you and no one else to come. And. whatever you're doing, keep doing it.

because we don't know what you're doing. And we love it and we love not knowing. what you do. And your mind is warped and. it should be wrapped in bubble wrap. And. [snorts] people should cherish [ __ ] And. women should be more nice to you than. what they have been from what I've. heard. And I think guys should really. hang out with you and get to know you. And I think you should build your gay.

following up and have them follow you. more and be more active with your gay. community, you know, and let them uh. really. trust you and support you all the way. there and take you to the next level, you know. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Nice. That was really dope. Thanks, man. Yeah. I hope you I hope you believe me. >> No, I do. Well,

>> well, >> there you have it. We have everything right there. Life is. like Uno. You never know what card you. going to draw, but be be happy with the. hand you got. Be quiet. Cuz when you. playing Uno, you not letting them know. that you got a bad hand. You just keep. drawing. You keep pulling. And then. somebody keep talking [ __ ] smacking. with a jaw forward. And when you done. with your time, flip that [ __ ] and go. right next to your hater. Your hater's. right next to you. One, they looking you.

dead in your eyes. But again, you got to. keep loving them cuz without the hate, it won't be no love. >> I I I agree with that. Uh, one of your. uh I think one of your people is sick. Yeah, she just called. >> Yeah, she uh Why you don't let them just. call off when they sick? >> Because you was showing up. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> So, everybody else might be sick now.

>> Well, it was worth the interview with. you. >> That's what's up. >> And we also need to build a friendship. >> That's what's up. I appreciate you, man. You're really cool. >> You are too. No, I've been knowing you. It's cool. I was looking forward to meet. you. I look forward to meeting you too. today. >> I go to sleep to your videos. >> I go to sleep. >> You want to my videos, too? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yep. To your videos. >> Your favorite interview I done, >> man. You done so many.

so many people that you was talking to. Yeah. >> Um especially that one with that dude. That was crazy. Dope. >> You know what I mean? Who? >> That that one guy. The one that. everybody like. >> Lindo Brown. >> Yeah, that was dope as hell. >> Yeah. What was your favorite part about. that one. >> when he was like chatting? Yeah. Like.

>> that's what you do during the podcast, >> right? But the way y'all chatted was. like very unique and different and. that's what made it special, you know? >> Yeah. >> That's good. >> Yeah. [clears throat]. Um, thank you real for tuning in. This. was dope. You going to see more from us? >> Oh, yeah. This is dope. I like this a. lot. This is dope. >> What's the best podcast you've been on?

>> This one. This one fades any podcast I. ever been on. Yeah. >> This has been great. >> Yeah. Uh oh man. So look as y'all see real. world. We gonna start the podcast. Let's. get into it y'all. Welcome to my. favorite artist Deion Cole. We going to. get really into the interview. What we. just did was all a pretend. Let's get. into it, man. How you feeling today? >> I'm mad.

[laughter]. I'm feeling great, man. >> That's what's up, man. >> Yeah, that's I like how you opened it. up. That was a good That was a good open. up. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it was great. >> You got so much going on in your career, man. What's next? >> Um, I have this thing called Funny. Knowing You. I would love for you to be. on it, too. I um. >> interview comedians and from their. parents meeting to where they are right. now. But every answer they give is has.

to be funny. Mhm. >> So, it's almost like they're doing a. >> brand new hour standup. >> Yeah. >> About that about their lives. >> Yeah. I get to see it. >> Yeah. It's uh it's very unique and fun. So, um it's on YouTube and uh yeah, people people like it. And uh you know, I got a new hour special on Netflix. coming. >> when. >> uh 2026 later on. >> What day? >> Probably probably in the fall of the. drop in the fall.

>> Wow. So, soon. >> Yeah. shooting it in the spring and. yeah. >> What' you talk about on there? >> Just evergreen stuff like I normally do. Just random thoughts. Just random [ __ ]. that I always talk about, you know? Just. no rhyme or reason. >> We got an hour left of talking. What. would you like to say to be. >> in an hour? Man, first of all, I'd like. to say that's a nice jacket you got on, too. And I'm glad you dressed up for the. interview. Is this shoulder pads in.

there? >> Rich man looks. I'm trying to I try to. get into it like that. >> Man, that's dope though. I appreciate. that. A lot of people don't dress up. when I come on their podcast, so I. appreciate the effort. >> Can I get you in one of his suits? It's. a black old dude called Rich Man Looks. in Atlanta, Georgia. >> Yeah, I would wear one. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, definitely. >> We can wear the same one. >> We can. I'm cool with that. We'll do. that. >> And take pictures. >> Sure. Yeah, we could do that. We could. take some.

friends. Yeah. >> Okay. Well, I would love to stay here, but I. understand people are busy. People got. things to do cuz they can go into part. two interview. Would you like to? >> Uh, sure. Like um when? >> Like right here. I'm saying you want to. go on to part two and just drop it when. you drop the C because that can be part. one. We can go on to part two. >> Yeah, we could do that. >> You got another hour? >> Yeah, I'm whatever whatever you need me. to do. That's um that's fine or. whatever, you know.

>> Yeah. So, let's go. You ready? >> All right. Yep. >> You can, [clears throat]. >> man. I might have to go though, >> but let's just see. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Or we can just look into the camera and. enjoy the silence, too. >> I'm Are you Are you afraid of silence? >> No, I'm not. Welcome to Podcast Silence, where we sit in silence and y'all think. what y'all want to think. Let's get into. it. Let's go.

>> [snorts].

>> Uh. >> oh. This is the segment where we go cash. app for cash app. I request something. from you, you send it over, and I might. send you some money back. Let's get into. it. >> Okay. >> What's your cash app at? >> My cash app doesn't work. [laughter]. >> You want to go to the car and try to. figure it out? >> Uh I don't My cash app has not worked in. a very long time. >> Mhm. Yeah, I have Venmo. >> Okay. All right. Well, just with that, can you just get me a deal with Old.

Spice? >> Yeah, I can get you a deal with Old. Spice. >> I actually did something with Old Spice. and you It was cuz of you. >> What? >> Yes, it was cuz of you. And before we. leave, I had to show you. I I got Old. Spice and I sprayed on every cologne and. I was like, "Bro, this would be good.". >> That's great. >> And I feel like you can get me to the. bag. That $8 million you got, I could. probably get one million, >> man. >> The fact you had $8 million from that. was so dope. >> That's That's uh.

>> That's so dope. Look how God worked. I. never knew this day had come. >> Yeah. Um it wasn't 8 million, but. >> I'mma cut that out. >> Yeah, >> I'mma get that. You got 8 million. You. know what's so crazy? When you look for. a video, I really want to show you it. I. don't even know if it's going to pop up. >> You can't find it. >> It's on here, though. But I I I like Old. Spice and I did this video and I was. like, man, you know what? Cuz you in the. commercials. >> Mhm. >> And what's the line you say? >> That's a lot of lines I say.

>> What's the main one? >> Men have skin, too. >> Yeah, that one. That's my favorite part. >> Yeah, >> man. So, when I seen that, I said, I got. to get some old spikes. >> Appreciate that. [laughter]. Oh my god, I'm so mad. I think they. deleted my video with the Old Spice. Let. me see. Watch this. [clears throat]. Damn. I'mma get out of your hair.

>> Funny Marco. Old Spice. Watch this. A. [ __ ]. Let me see your phone. You want me to. see if I can find it in yours? Oh, me. Oh, I didn't know you was. talking to me. >> No. Can I see your phone real quick? >> You want to find what? My phone. >> Try to find a video cuz it's different. from when you look from your page. >> Mhm. Um I don't have it. >> Okay.

>> Where you get Where you leave it at? >> H. >> Where you leave your phone? >> Where do I leave my phone? >> Yeah. Where is that, >> man? I think I left it in the car. >> Yeah. What's your number? I might call. it to try to figure it out. So, uh, I don't have a number. I have like. letters. >> All right. What's the letters? Look, man, you know what's so crazy? I had a. video. But thank you guys for tuning in. This was actually dope. Uh, my New. Year's resolution has came true. Um, I.

love to work with you, for you, whatever. I need to do. I could be a writer. >> I can write for you if you want me to. >> No, that's that'd be. What? You can finish. [laughter]. >> Your mama said, "If you [clears throat]. ain't got nothing nice to say, don't say. nothing.". >> No, but I think you're great. You're. great. You're great. You're You're. great. [laughter]. >> Anytime somebody stutter something, they. lying. >> No, I You are phenomenal. For real. You.

are great. [laughter]. >> Somebody's seeing this right now and. they're going, "We're putting them in a. movie together.". >> They are. Why can't you put us in a damn. movie? I mean, I can I mean, but. somebody else is doing it as well. For. real. Somebody's looking at this going, "That'll be a very odd film to do.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And very funny. >> And I usually don't happen. >> And And it it doesn't happen. >> Yeah. >> But you never had me on the show. neither. So. >> that's what happened. >> And how long you been doing this? >> Uh I've been doing this for three years.

>> Three years. >> Yeah. >> I'm just getting here. >> You know how many times I DM'd you? Mm-m. >> You [clears throat] want to talk about. it? >> Never got a DM from it. >> No, I DM'd you. >> and it was so mad. I was like, "Bro, he. got to see how you spell your name.". >> It's D E O N [snorts]. C O L E.

>> Why you squinting? Read it. >> Yeah, you did. Yo, you killed that standup. Uh, 2019. 2021. Yo, 2024, my brother. 2024 again. Love you on my show, brother.

Well, [sighs]. I apologize. I've never seen that. before. You have been reaching out. Absolutely. And now I'm here. >> He was like a dad to me, too. >> You got a lot of accounts. I didn't know that that was the real. one, so I apologize. >> Oh, that's what you say,

>> bro. Thank you for watching. uh the. podcast that we had ended eight times. now and already and we just keep going. I think we can go some more, man. Let me. know. >> I I never seen that. >> Yeah. >> Never seen that before. >> Yeah. >> But. >> I was there. >> You was there. >> You know, [clears throat] I was happy. when like when I was like, man, the. hospital [ __ ] I feel like I was like, oh. man, hold on. >> Hopefully good. When I seen you in. there, I was like, man, I got to get him. on my show.

That's I appreciate that. And I'm glad I. did. And here we are. >> We had a moment together. We're. >> not We're not looking back. We're. looking forward. >> That's what it's about, man. >> Yes, sir. >> Life is what it is. Life is what you. make it. >> Um even when you don't do, you working. And when you do, you working. Don't get. your don'ts confused. >> Kenya Baris, get that script together so. we can make this happen. >> I've been talking to him for years. Maybe you can make that happen, too. Your DMs, too. I'll be talking to him.

very soon. >> Okay. Uh, you know, I ain't good at. reading, so make my [ __ ] real light. >> Now, we going to have a uh Q cards for. you. Big words, bouncy ball on each word. so you can read it. >> That's what's up. Um, you want to give. them a motivation speech right there? >> Yeah. >> Which test this camera? >> Mhm. If you think something's wrong, it. probably is. I'm Deion Cole. Thank you.

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