Crip Mac Teaches Dax Flame How to Survive Prison

But you've never been to jail or prison. Can you fight a little? Can you protect. yourself just a small moment? [clears throat]. >> I I can try. >> Would you like to catch a friendly fade? >> Uh no. >> All right, well. All right, well. You. won't survive in jail or prison. Yeah. They're going to extort you and they. might rape you. >> Okay. I'll try to avoid it. >> Make sure you keep using bail money on. me blood crit. And then I'll IF IT'S NOT. WORKING RIGHT WHEN YOU COME HOME, just. attend A CHURCH. >> OKAY. >> THE PASTOR MIGHT SAVE YOU.

>> [screaming]. [laughter]. >> I'LL WOO. >> [music]. [music]. >> OH, DAX. THERE YOU GO. >> HELLO. What's up? Get in here, brother. >> Nice to meet you. >> Nice to meet you, too. >> Thanks for having me. >> I didn't have you. Remember, I ain't. your mom or daddy. >> Or thanks for inviting me. >> Yeah, type [ __ ] Thank you for coming. >> Thank. >> Who is Dax?

>> Um. And I do YouTube videos, [music] Tik. Tok, and Instagram. >> I love what you do. I feel like you're. very you. I like people that are you. [music]. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. >> I like you, too. >> Yeah. Uh I feel like you're a superstar. >> Thanks, you too. >> Yeah. Also, you do compliment for. compliment. So, when I say something, you just say it back. >> [music]. >> True. >> Yeah. So, >> And nice shirt. >> So, we got a very known [ __ ] coming in. here. NAME [ __ ] MAC.

>> STOP COUNTING MY POCKETS ON NEIGHBORHOOD. [ __ ]. >> [screaming]. >> AND HE'S GOING TO TEACH US HOW TO. SURVIVE LIKE IN any type of thing. Have. you ever been through war in the hood. before? Okay, [ __ ] Mac is going to come. in here and he's going just like be. normal, okay? [ __ ] Mac is a [ __ ] that's. got out of prison. >> Okay. >> Have you ever been to prison? >> No. >> You want to go to prison? >> No. >> He's going to help us. and give us information on how to. survive through prison. >> Okay. >> Don't say anything that start with bees. >> Okay. >> You know what a blood is? >> Another the his rival?

>> Handshake. >> Oh. >> That was right. That's a good handshake, right. So, a blood is his rival. So, like. >> What other words start with a B to. avoid? Like just anything like banana. even? >> Do not say nothing about bananas. >> Okay. >> Say cutnana. >> If I started bleeding, would I say I'm. cleeding? >> Type [ __ ]. Do you cuss? >> I I can. >> What's your favorite cuss word? >> [ __ ]. >> Okay, how do you use it in a proper. sentence? >> [ __ ] that. >> I don't like a sentence. >> I. [ __ ] hate when people use words that.

start with B. >> Type [ __ ]. >> And is he So, then he's going to teach. us. What is he teaching us? >> How to survive. >> Okay. >> Cuz you got to understand you're a nice. guy and people out there sometimes they. like to take advantage of nice people. But sometimes you got to know when to. like I learned these surviving skills. Like, you know? >> Mhm. Yeah. [clears throat] Okay. That's. helpful. >> Yeah. >> What kind of hair is your shoes made out. of?

Okay. >> A horse. >> What's the most expensive thing you. bought? >> Um. I I don't really buy a ton of things. >> Oh, so you're a virgin? >> No. >> Okay, that's what's up. >> Thanks. >> What's your favorite sex word when you. have a sex? >> Um I don't really. know. >> You don't say it? Like like some people. say like [ __ ]. >> Like [ __ ]. Mhm. What about you?

>> Yeah, sometimes I say who [ __ ] is this? >> What? >> Sometimes I say who [ __ ] is this? [ __ ]. like yours? >> As in you don't know who you're having. sex with? >> No, like. It's a saying. Like when you having like. sex like I like I want to It turns me on. to hear you say like. >> [clears throat]. >> like. Whose [ __ ] is this? And she like, "Yours.". And. as if you.

have have one? No. Okay. And you that makes perfect sense. But. it's like it's a it's a turn-on sexy. word. Um that's what I said. So whenever next. time you have sex, I want you to try it. Just like, "Whose [ __ ] is this?". Like, "Okay.". >> Mhm. >> Can you try to say it? Practice? >> Um. Yeah, I'll I'll I'll try. >> Can I hear you say it? >> Um you want me to say it? >> Yeah. Okay, if you mind. >> Um whose [ __ ] is this? >> You got to say it more like like sexy. Like, "Whose [ __ ] is this?".

>> Okay. I'll do that. >> No, I'm here. >> Um. I think I. uh. maybe you can do it. >> Okay. >> It's okay. Some of this takes some skills. Practice. When you get home, look in the. mirror and say it. >> Okay. >> Are you in a relationship? >> Um no. >> Okay. >> Well, >> [music]. >> I've been on some dates with someone, but it's not official. >> Mhm. >> But you don't you're not married. >> No, I'm not. I want to get married. >> That would be good. >> If I do, would you be the best man?

>> Yes. >> We'd dope. >> That would be cool. >> Uh have you been to a black barbecue. before? >> Uh no. >> If you was to bring something, what. would you like to bring? >> [music]. >> Water. >> That's good. >> Okay. >> That's it. >> [music]. >> Um. what would you recommend? >> Water. >> Sparkling water? >> We don't drink sparkling water. >> Okay. [music]. >> Black people don't drink that for real. That's some like rich [ __ ] When you. start getting rich, you start doing. that. >> I used to not like it. >> [music]. >> But you got rich? >> No.

>> Do you like movies? Are you going to do. any movies? >> I would I would like to. Um. I don't really do auditions anymore. >> [music]. >> Um but um. I would like to [music] start doing that. again and to start to be in movies. again. >> Mhm. >> And what about [music] you? >> Uh I'd like to do a movie with you. That. would be cool. Like audition. Uh let's. all let's create one. Our audition right. now. >> Okay. >> Uh let's say that. let's say what's the scenario you're. good at? >> [music]. >> What would be something we could paint?

>> Maybe um 21 Jump Street style kind of. thing? >> [music]. >> Okay, that's good. Okay, so let's do it. as like you the Uber driver and I get in. the car. And I'm having a bad day. And I build it up for you to say shut. the [ __ ] up. Okay, but I build up. >> Okay. >> all this. But you're trying to like I'm. just talking and I'm asking all these. questions and you're getting annoyed, right? >> Yeah. >> Okay, you ready? But [clears throat]. your goal is to say shut the [ __ ] up. When you say that line I just sit back. and look at you. >> Okay. >> Right, but I build up that point.

>> Okay. >> Okay? All right, ready. >> [clears throat]. >> Uh. >> Okay, this is great. This is a nice car. Yeah, this is me. It's really nice. Uh could you turn the. AC up? >> Yes. >> Okay. And also turn the music down a. little bit. I'm really really busy. Okay. Okay. What is your name? Where are. you from? >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> Okay, I got it. Say it a little bit more. aggressive. Let's do it over. All right. All right, [clears throat]. man. This is so nice. This is a nice.

car. What kind of car is this? >> Uh Subaru. >> That's really nice. How's your day. going? You seem like you just like, you. know, dry. >> Uh yeah. >> is going great. >> Thank Oh, nice. >> That is so good. Like now I'm going to. tell you one thing about me. I'm. somebody that just love everybody. But I. just don't love when people drive slow. Can you speed this car up, please? >> up. >> You got to say it like like. >> Could you do an example? >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> Okay. >> And look at me and stare. >> Am I just being a jerk or do you want me. >> No, no. I'm building you up to be.

frustrated cuz you're you're answering. all the questions and now I'm being like. annoying. >> [snorts]. >> All right? Oh, man. I had a long day. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. And that's one thing I just don't. like when Uber drivers drive slow. Can. you speed this up, please? >> Yes. Yes. Okay. That's it. Do you got. any waters up there? >> Yes. >> Uh Oh, that's good. Oh, Fiji. Uh I don't like Fiji. >> Oh, okay. >> I just don't like it. Oh my god. Uh do I have to put my seat. belt on? >> Um yes.

>> I don't want to. >> You have to. >> I don't want to. >> You have to. >> Can you just take off, please? >> Yes. >> Okay, thank you. >> Oh, wait. Keep your. >> seat belt on. >> No, I can't. >> Okay. >> You know why? Because I don't feel like. it. >> Okay. >> And I already paid you. >> Okay. >> And I just want you to get me to my. destination. Okay, can you do that? >> Yes. >> All right, thank you. Can you turn the music up? >> Yeah. But But you told me to turn it down. >> I know. I understand that. Uh could you. turn to like Olivia Dean or something,

please? >> Yes. >> Oh, man. It's a long day. I'm just already to get out of this. stuff. >> up. Sorry. >> [sighs]. >> It's not believable. Shut the [ __ ] up. >> Like shut the [ __ ] up. Like when you use. it. Like you watch wrestling? Stone Cold. Steve Austin? >> Um no. >> Would you do WWE? >> If they wanted me to do something that I. would. >> All right, let them know. Uh let them know. This your moment. >> WWE, if you want me to do something, I'll do it. >> Triple H is the owner. >> Triple H please help me.

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to baskandlatherco.com. and use code Marco for 20% off. That's. 20% off at baskandlatherco.com. Code Marco. >> Yep. Here's [ __ ] Mac. >> What on hood? >> How you doing? >> She right there. >> Yeah, this the seat. All right, [ __ ]. Mac, how you doing? >> no blue chair, cuz? >> Nah, we ain't got one. >> God damn. >> I said we only got blue curtains. >> Blue curtains, that's cool. Blue. curtains. >> Yeah, what's up? Nice to meet you. >> Put an enemy in the dirt.

>> What's up? >> I don't know in blue curtains, yellow. tape. On hood, certified by [ __ ] Mac. On. hood. >> Right. This is the. >> Nice to meet you, hood. >> Hello. Dex is from LA and we're trying. to teach like each other, even our. survival skills. >> Bite survival? >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah, survival skills. Yeah, you. watch everything around you. You find. me? A big booty sister with some good. coochie and some good [ __ ] On hood. GET A CAT GROUND CHECK ON A NEIGHBOR. [ __ ] MAKE SURE SHE NOT TRYING TO SET. YOU UP OR trying to rip your pockets.

open. >> Okay. >> On hood. >> So, like if I'm dating someone? >> Yeah, on neighbor [ __ ]. >> He dating right now, actually. >> Yeah. She ask five everything or or she. come. 55 some 50 like type [ __ ] for you. >> More like I just have been on I don't I. don't know. >> Does she ask you five everything or she. come with [ __ ] also? >> She asked me some a lot of questions, you mean? >> WHAT ABOUT GOT NO DOLLARS, CUZ? DOES SHE. WANT YOU TO GET groceries and all that.

[ __ ] on hood? it. Does she want you to. take for her [ __ ] Cuz you on hood, she. she TRY TO TEAR YOUR POCKETS, CUZ? SNOOP. DOGG JUST CAME OUT WITH A SONG CALLED. STOP TEARING MY POCKETS, ON NEIGHBORHOOD. [ __ ] IS THAT WHAT SHE DOING? >> NO, um she but whenever we go on a date. then I'll. >> On hood? >> I'll pay for like. >> Everything? >> Yeah. >> What does she pay for? >> Well, she did buy me a sandwich. >> [ __ ] that [ __ ] She give you her coochie. and her [ __ ] and her mouth? >> Um I I've kissed her and yeah. >> You never [ __ ] her.

>> Um maybe she that would want that to be. private. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] THAT [ __ ] THEN, CUZ. CUT HER. OFF. YOU ain't getting her coochie, her. [ __ ] her mouth. >> OKAY. >> TEARING HER DOWN. YOU AIN'T spending nothing on hood. >> Okay. >> Leave her alone. >> Okay. >> You find you a new big booty beautiful. sis. >> Thank you. >> Buy yourself a car, on hood. >> See, advice is everything in real. >> On hood? >> Yeah. Um do you have a girlfriend? >> No, I got big booty [laughter] beautiful. sisses I [ __ ] though. >> Cool. >> You know, they they not they not so.

caking, though. They don't want. everything for me cuz they got jobs and. all that [ __ ] You find me on hood. They. got their own motion in life, on hood. And I got my motion. >> Cool. >> SO IT'S ALL [clears throat] FAIR. ALL. FAIR SIS-NESS. NO SNAKE [ __ ]. >> OKAY. Do you know what snake [ __ ] mean? Maybe to not be like deceitful and. >> Deceitful? >> Yeah. >> WHY WOULD YOU GET YOU? >> OKAY. >> I'M NOT I'M NOT A SNAKE. >> YEAH. >> I'm a great man. >> Thank you. Or. >> On hood? >> Any more questions you'd like to just. know survival skills?

So that applies to like dating most of. all? >> Yeah, on hood. On hood. >> Uh you got any friends in life like. right now? >> Yes. Yeah. >> Mhm. What's a friend to you? >> S- someone who's like nice to me who if. like I want to have fun then I go hang. out with them. >> Yeah. >> Um and maybe if I need advice I'll ask. them. >> That's a great friend, cuz. On hood. >> Yeah. That's good. >> Yeah. >> It's good. He also want to get into. acting, too. He never been to prison, me. either.

>> Oh, well, prison is a different type of. lifestyle. Prison. is based off of you fighting me. Don't. go in debt. with nobody. Anybody mark you out or or try to mark. you out, you got to you got to fight. them. >> Okay. >> If you don't, they'll tie you up, they'll try to rape you. >> I've never been in a fight. >> Okay, you're not going to survive in. prison. So, just drive the speed limit, a little under the speed limit, and. take care of your loved ones. I don't.

know. >> He do stand-up, too, as well. >> No, you stand-up coming. [clears throat]. You like it? >> Yes. >> A lot of people out there? >> Um, yes. >> of big booty [ __ ] getting drunk, ready to get [ __ ]. >> Maybe. >> How much do they do they do they do they. try to get you your dollars or horse. fair? >> Whenever I do stand-up. >> Yeah. >> I don't really I I don't really talk to. anyone after cuz I. >> talk to anybody after? >> Uh, yeah, because usually it's a really. long show, so I just go outside and then. go home. >> You go outside and go home? You don't.

give nobody no pictures, you don't talk. to people trying to re-. >> If they wanted to take pictures, then I. would. >> Yeah, yeah, on the hood. Exchange information with different. people, uh. >> Well. >> DIFFERENT NETWORKING SKILLS. >> That would be I should do that. >> You should, cuz that's going TO BOOST. EVERYTHING UP. >> YEAH. >> You know? >> Yeah, cuz people when they see you, they. can use the pictures to like. >> Most definitely. And also all the great. things you're doing, you know? Also feed. the homeless, help people. >> True. >> You got to help people.

>> Yeah. >> You know? Cuz there's Cuz there's some. people that that that can use the help, and [snorts]. they'll find and appreciate everything. you do, follow them, cuz there's a lot. of [ __ ] fighting us like that. that. that won't help nobody. Remember that. On hood. [snorts] Do it out of your. kindness. Well, you got a regular white. heart. I do it out of kindness with my. [ __ ] and blue heart. On hood. Yeah. >> And you you like to help with dating, survival, and even like stand-up and. stuff. He's just a realist.

>> dating, you just got to watch what woman. you date. >> Okay. >> Mhm. See, you don't gang bang, so you. don't have the problems I got. >> Mhm. >> Me trying to [ __ ] a big booty [ __ ] I. got to know where you grew up, where your mama stay, where your baby. daddy from. Okay, I got to. It's all background check on you. I. don't worry. >> So, who's your celebrity crush? >> Ooh, okay. I got so many. Tell me who it. is. >> Who is it? >> Let me see. Okay, I got to think. Oh.

I don't worry. [snorts] Um. Well, okay. I I I I like I like a. couple. I don't worry. Like a lot. Okay. >> [snorts]. >> Uh man, god damn it. Hey, [laughter] he You spoiled the. question. Yeah, okay. Oh, man. Okay. God damn. >> [laughter]. >> it. >> All right, think about it. What about. you? Your celebrity crush? Um. Dua Lipa. >> Who is that? >> Who the [ __ ] is that? >> Uh Dua Lipa is very Do you want me to. show you a picture? >> Yeah. >> It's social. >> Is she a porn star? >> Um no, she um is a singer.

>> [ __ ] a singer. What about porn star? You. want something that's going to make you. happy at night so you don't go kill your. enemies when it's time. You need. something to calm you down. >> A porn star would help? >> Most definitely. At least all your. stress out. might help you. >> Well, uh what are some jokes that you. were going to want to come to stand-up? >> Um Have you seen any of those. self-driving cars around here? >> No. >> Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Waymo. >> The cars that drive Okay. >> I'd feel way more safe if they weren't.

on the road. >> Mhm. >> They weren't on the road at all. Why? >> Oh. Um actually, I'll tell it. So, my. girlfriend. >> This one here says going to it. >> The uh my girlfriend um. My I've been trying to get back into. dating recently. Just don't tell my. wife. >> We won't tell your wife. >> Oh, no. He was saying that's his set he. used on stage. >> Oh, it's like my joke. >> Oh. >> Um. My girlfriend is kind of like Bigfoot. She doesn't exist. >> She doesn't exist. Oh.

But she's a woman. She's got a [ __ ]. >> Well, she's not real. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. So, with your stand-up. >> of [ __ ] She's not real. >> That's just a joke. >> Oh, well, your your real woman's real, right? >> Yes. >> Are you sure? >> Yes, but she's not my girlfriend. It's. it. >> Just a [ __ ] you [ __ ] and you buy her. everything. >> Uh no. >> What does she buy? >> A sandwich. >> That's not worth it. Leave her. Hey, hey, hey, leave the you knight. Only. wicked. Go find you something else. >> So, um.

>> A sandwich. >> Yeah. Let's see. >> the homeless a sandwich, you need to. leave her alone. >> [clears throat]. >> Tell the next sandwich you get say, "Look, sweetie, I'm leaving you. Let's. give that sandwich and go feed somebody. WHO NEEDS IT.". ONLY WICKED. >> [laughter]. >> SO, IF SHE TRIES TO buy me a sandwich. >> You go feed the homeless wicked. And you. going to leave her. >> Okay. >> There's no quality in that woman. >> Okay. >> No. Leave her. >> Hey, you got a lot of blue. You only. wear blue?

>> I'M A CRAP. UNTIL THE DAY THEY KILL ME AND PUT ME IN. THE dirt where I get a death funeral. >> Yeah. >> This is for real. This is real life. >> Yeah, and you wear blue every day. That's the only color you wear. >> I wear a different color shade of blue. >> Oh, you do? >> All blue flies. All blue. >> [clears throat]. >> Blue, blue. Can't get enough of it. >> Yeah. What's your favorite color? >> Blue. >> Blue. What's up? Here's a Here's a blue. It's. a blue shirt. >> Yeah. >> [snorts]. >> Blue shirt.

Yeah. You got to get you some blue some. blue shoes, maybe some blue chucks. >> Yeah. And he stay in LA, too. That's why. it's so cool like we like. for us all three to meet at the same. time it's like. >> Yeah, >> [laughter]. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> What's your favorite song right now? >> Song? Man, can I. I like a lot like a lot of songs. They. got that. You know, I watch Tik Tok videos with. big booty [ __ ] I love them. Can't. get enough of them. They said all that.

pop that thing. I like that song. >> Oh, the baby. Oh, that's good. >> Yeah, I see that a lot. Oh, hood. I like. that area. Me and. Lil Coozie's artist Sniffy Lucciado came. out with two things I need. >> Yeah, that's what's up. >> [ __ ] and marijuana. I love it. >> Yeah. >> I said it's five things I need on hood. >> How do you handle the fame? Like if you. could teach him, you've been famous for. a long time. What is some advice that. you can give me and him? >> Well, you just got to watch the people. you meet. Watch the people you meet and. the company they keep. You find me?

A lot of [ __ ] wish they could. have the fame so they're jealous of the. fame. So you got to only keep your. circle small. On hood, you got to watch. everything. You got to watch snakes, everything. All fair citizens, you might. [snorts] have to play ball sometime, but. you've never been to jail or prison. Can. you fight a little? Can you protect. yourself? Just a small. >> I I could try. >> Would [snorts] you like to catch a. friendly fade? >> Uh, no. >> All right. Well, >> All right. Well, >> you won't survive in jail or prison. >> Yeah. >> They're going to extort you and they. might rape you.

>> Okay. I'll try to avoid it. >> Just yeah, drive under the speed limit, on hood, and try to stay away from crazy. girls that that's going to have your. spot rated where you're going to find. jail. Make sure you keep you some bail. money on neighborhood. >> How much is bail money you think? >> Whatever you tell her to keep some [ __ ]. Keep at least 20,000. And you hood. You. hear me? >> Yeah. >> Cuz you won't survive. >> Like cash? >> No, no. You should make sure you have it. so you can send it to fight a bail bond.

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and COME TO JAIL. >> [screaming]. [laughter]. >> YOU GOT [snorts] TO REMEMBER YOU IN. THERE WHERE [ __ ] IS FIGHTING. LIFE OR I TOOK LIFE sentences already. THEY MAD. [snorts]. YOU GOT TO STAND ON RESPECT. >> [clears throat]. >> YOU GOT TO FIGHT. You cannot. >> But. >> not fight. >> Just try to avoid going there. >> Yeah. Drive under the speed limit. >> And then avoid. >> Avoid crazy women. And don't get in no arguments with.

anybody. >> Okay. And then. >> You could stay out I keep bail money at. all times. >> Okay. And then once I'm there, just. pretend that I've been in a fight. before. >> No. No. They going to test your ass. YOU. ARE NOT BUILT. YOU ARE FRESH. YOU ARE A. FISH TANK. THEY GOING TO MAKE YOU DO NOT BUILT. YOU. ARE FIGHTING NOW. YOU GOING TO FIGHT. THEY GOING TO [ __ ] YOU UP. THEY GOING to. beat YOU UP REAL BAD. >> OKAY. >> CONTINUE TO FIGHT THOUGH. >> OKAY. >> You don't want them to take your. commissary. >> Okay. >> You want to eat your food, right? >> uh food? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Say yeah. You You.

going to go through hell. >> What's your cell's favorite foods? >> Oh man, Craig. I like a lot of [ __ ] Oh, let me try to do the little healthier. [ __ ] on hood. Fish. On hood. Shrimp and rice on hood. >> Mhm. >> [clears throat]. >> You probably like uh fried chicken. I. just realized, Craig. I'm trying to stay. fighting on hood, Craig. On hood. Uh. just jail spread type [ __ ] I don't make. eggs. That's You know that. >> Mhm. >> That basic [ __ ] on hood. You fight me? On hood. Hamburgers is easy on hood. You. know simple [ __ ] Mhm. All that [ __ ].

no, no. I just got to put it together. You know, I can't multitask. >> Mhm. >> Like that. I don't know. >> Yeah, he's going to have a barbecue. here. He invited us, too. >> We're going TO YOUR CAR, SHEKELL? ARE. YOU GRABBING US AN AIRBNB? When is it? I'm coming. >> Um yes. >> What day? I got to set the time. >> Oh, wait. I'm having the party? >> Yeah, remember you said. >> Um I Okay, maybe Saturday? >> No, we need to be quick. What time? >> Uh maybe 1:00 p.m.? >> 1:00 p.m. We Can we do it at 5:55 p.m.?

That's a nifty time. I can take care of. everything I got to take care of. >> It'd be more relaxed, and the sun would. be setting. >> 5:55, LET'S GET IT. SHEKELL! >> What are you What are you cooking? Um. I don't know how to cook anything. >> I know. Who you got barbecue on? >> UM. >> FIND A BIG BOOTY SISTER WHO WON'T SCAM. YOU AND TAKE YOUR wallet and make her. cook. >> Someone who can cook. >> A BIG BOOTY SISTER WHO WON'T SCAM YOU. SHE WON'T TAKE YOUR WALLET, and she can. cook. >> How would I find her by Saturday? >> Oh, you need you know women, don't you?

None of them could cook. >> Um I could ask I could ask. >> Even if they can only make lasagna, find. an Italian ho. She can do something. >> Okay. >> Find somebody. >> Okay. >> He got an Instagram. He got millions of. followers, too. >> I could do a story post. >> Yeah. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. FIND THEM. >> OKAY. >> Let We're going to make it happen. >> And then, that's when like your. barbecue, you can take some things that. you experience and break it into your. set. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Great meals. >> Yeah. Cuz I don't have any plans Saturday. Except.

Yeah. >> Mhm. How long you been in LA? >> 10 years. >> 10 years. >> Well, actually almost 11. >> And what parts you from? >> Uh I'm from Texas. >> What part of LA you like to hang? >> Los Feliz, near Hollywood. >> [clears throat]. >> Flash [snorts] up. >> What parts you from? >> Western Slauson. >> Mhm. >> How's it been growing up in your. neighborhood in LA? >> Uh K LA do you know K? You find him? I. started Ontario, California with my mama. and all that [ __ ] right? On her sister, she met a white man on Neighborhood.

Crips, Mr. Gary Harris, teenager killer. on the hood. Early killer on. Neighborhood Crips, Kelly like four T. coats with Snoop out there on the hood. >> Mhm. >> I stayed out there killing in Texas, [clears throat]. LA. In Houston, Texas killed a couple. years out there, right? >> Mhm. >> Mr. Gary like hit go find Job Corps and. all that [ __ ] Kelly like I just didn't. go kick out there, Kelly I went fighting. LA martial arts on 45th and Western. >> Mhm. >> On the hood. >> Also then that's what Also did you ever. go You went to the school? >> Yeah, I [snorts] went to school. >> How was school?

>> I went to boot camp. >> Mhm. >> You know, that's a small militant type. [ __ ] you know? >> Mhm. >> On the hood. >> And in school what what about cuz I I. got I just got my diploma, that's it. I. couldn't do college. >> A diploma's cool. >> Yeah, but it don't I don't think it You. don't need it out there a while. They. ask for it on job like you don't They. don't really ask for a diploma. >> in the in the gang life, one guy in the. gang life. >> Mhm. >> You're going through the gang banging. and you're cracking your enemies, put. them in caskets. On the hood, all right, cool.

As you see here this here this out this. cool. One, it just ain't enough hood and ain't. enough. >> [clears throat]. >> Now you got your diploma. Now college IS. WHERE YOU HAVE MULTIPLE. >> MHM. >> Where you have the top general ranking, you're air cool on the hood. By the. hood, on the hood. >> Mhm. >> So, you really you you you you barely. made it, Kelly. You You accept it with. your rank, but you're you're still a. nobody. >> Mhm. >> Get your [ __ ] college [ __ ] to normal. people, right? >> job before, a 9-to-5? >> Me? >> Mhm.

>> No. >> Never? >> Never received social security since I. was a kid, Kelly. I'm mentally [ __ ]. up. I'm crazy. >> Mhm. >> You know, I just made it through cuz I. really gang bang. >> Mhm. >> Really stand on [ __ ] in real life and. I'm not afraid of mother [ __ ]. nothing. >> Mhm. >> I will go in a holding tank with nothing. but bloods and snoops about 10 of them. >> Mhm. >> On neighborhood crips, whatever y'all. going to do, cuz y'all going to do. A. lot times cuz they don't do [ __ ] to. scare them like cuz it's we never seen. nothing like cuz oh I am serious.

>> Mhm. >> Oh, it's real. >> Mhm. Salute. >> Oh hood, you got to tell them no. Whatever y'all do cuz I got homeboys. that. Oh, they going to tear your section up. I finally get home from making home at. that hospital and I'LL CATCH JAIL. OH HOOD, IT'S HOT. >> HOW many fights you feel like you've. been in? >> At least 30. >> 30? >> Oh hood, my whole my whole my whole. right hand fractured. On neighborhood. crips. >> And what's your record? 30 and what? >> Yeah, for 30 kills I could say kill on. hood it's probably like 10.

>> Mhm. 10? >> On neighborhood crips, 10 wins and on. hood like 20 losses on hood. >> Mhm. >> Not the best fighter, but I'm I'm the. top chipper for my town, so I got my. rank. >> Yeah. >> On hood. >> That's one thing. >> Fractured and all that [ __ ] you know. cuz but I I don't cover nothing cuz. everything is. through different hoods is blown out, whacked out. >> Mhm. >> It's the brim they [ __ ] is BLOWN OUT. THEY TIRES IS SHOT OUT. THEY [ __ ]. [ __ ] IS JUST BLOWN the [ __ ] out. It's. the Western Avenue, it stay on my hand. See these scars on my knuckles? >> Mhm. >> [ __ ] really go through.

everything, kill on hood. >> Mhm. What is Why do you have the bike. crossed out? >> Oh well, you you just you know, you do. you like riding on things? >> Um I I have a bike, but I don't ride it. >> Well, I'll tear your tires out of them. AND WHACK THEM OUT JUST LIKE THIS, on. hood. >> You don't like them? >> No, [ __ ] them. >> Yeah. >> On hood. [laughter]. >> So like bikes are just like. >> It's a no. >> I have a crossed out tattoo also. >> Let me see it. They going to ask you about it in jail. Doubt. >> Yeah, so I wouldn't doubt myself as.

overthink as much. >> Overthink? Oh, people try to scare you, rob you, do. a snake you, or over doubt what's going. on in your career and life. >> Yeah. >> Or the big booty shits that wants to. give you JUST A [ __ ] SANDWICH AND. TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY. LEAVE HER. HE'S. LEAVING YOU TODAY. >> OKAY. >> THAT SANDWICH GOES BY THE HOMELESS. >> OKAY. >> You can find something better. Trust in me, hood. >> Do you ever act in a movie Would you. ever act in a movie or did you ever act. in a movie? >> [ __ ] I never have, you know, but if you.

find me out by myself, so and and and if. they they paying the dollars to help. take care of my CM, I would and Kalani. Bear on Nipple Crips, yeah, on hood. >> Mhm. How hard is it to take out the. B-words and put the C? Like how do you. turn your back? >> It's It's It's actually not cuz it's. normal. >> Mhm. >> It's normal. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Is that something like you got to train. like when people do get in it like. >> No, no, it's [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> Mhm. >> It's just [ __ ] [ __ ]. Love it, can't get enough of it. >> Yeah. >> You don't have to say it when you say. your favorite color. >> Oh, no, the color is blue. I call it.

C-blue. >> Okay. >> You know. >> Oh, that is smart cuz it start with a B, blue. Oh, wow. >> That's all right. It's a blue rag. It's C-low. >> Mhm. >> Anybody. You hear a [ __ ] calling him [ __ ]. crazy, blue rag, or C-Mac, right? What gang you think they from? Just. listen, C-Mac, blue rag, and [ __ ] crazy. Where they from? They what type of. [ __ ]. >> THE [ __ ]. >> [ __ ]. >> [screaming]. >> AND THE.

>> NOW, LOOK. >> YOU'RE [ __ ] MAC. >> I'M C-MAC, cuz I'm [ __ ] Mac. I'm crazy. mad ass [ __ ]. >> I think you're very unique, you're very. kind, you got a heart. >> I got a heart to help people also, cuz. I'm Nipple [ __ ] but I stand on. seriousness with my gang [ __ ] with my. home boys dying and all the [ __ ] through. the gang, on hood. Yeah, I got a good. heart [clears throat] to help people. though, cuz on hood. >> Mhm. >> By show. >> Yeah, that's good. Uh what do you like. learning like from our experience so. far? >> Um. maybe just kind of.

how to avoid going to prison. >> Yeah, drive under the speed limit. >> And then um maybe. >> You won't get your commissary took. They. won't try to rape you then. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> [laughter]. >> ALWAYS BE LIMIT DRIVING. AVOID crazy big booty snitches. You. don't want her to get your spot raided. >> And so kind of just looking out for. trying to make sure if you're famous. just. looking for someone to snake or not kind. of thing. >> Just drive under the speed limit and you. get where you're going safely.

>> Mhm. >> [clears throat]. >> Tint up your windows a little. >> You got tint on your car? NO. >> YOU'RE RIDING A [ __ ] FISH BOWL. >> Y- YES. >> That's terrible. Like you don't do that. [ __ ] out here. >> Well, I've never been worried that. someone's like. cuz I'm I'm not. >> [laughter]. >> Put some tint on that [ __ ]. >> But I I don't think that I'm famous. where people uh. really want anything. >> People love you. >> But I don't think they want to like I. don't. >> Yeah, but you got a [ __ ] you have. more tint on your [clears throat] [ __ ].

like. >> But [laughter] then. >> We're LA. Everybody's thirsty to get. some dollars, kid. You got to remember. that. >> So then you think they would do. something if they saw me? >> Oh, kind of some thirsty [ __ ]. and there's some thirsty [ __ ]. from every hood, kid. They they they. they know you up, kid. They don't give a. [ __ ]. >> too. Okay, I'm listening and learning. >> Yeah, it's the truth. I'm letting people. know, kid. Come on, watch it. >> So like a little tint little tint is. like so they won't break in your car or. do you anything. >> don't have anything valuable in my car. >> Well, the car is my. >> Well, right now I have my laptop in.

there. >> Oh, your laptop? They'll take the laptop. to get high off of crystal meth. >> Usually I don't have it in there. >> Oh, well, that's great. >> Yeah. >> This is a good area right here. >> I just brought it cuz I I yeah. >> Put some tint on it. >> Okay. >> tint. You don't want people seeing you. like that. >> Yeah, you're a superstar. >> You're a celebrity. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. >> Thanks. Um. >> Yeah, and grab you some blue chucks. tonight. Nice pair. >> I I wear the same shoes every day. >> Oh, you're a piece of [ __ ] I'll give.

you some dollars get you a [ __ ] pair. of blue chucks. >> Oh no, you don't have. No, you don't have to give me. >> Get you some [ __ ] shoes. I see you on. Saturday at the car skits, you better. have a pair of blue chucks. It's $100. >> Well, you want me to actually. >> Go get the [ __ ] blue chuck Taylors. >> Well, thank you. >> Yes. >> Okay, thanks. >> I want you to. >> Yeah, finish line. Cool. Yeah, thank. you. >> Buy shoes. >> And then tie them up tight. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Yeah. Why?

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text Mike below. Don't waste your time. Let's get this money. Let's have fun. Let's smile. Get your prize. Meet at the. app. >> Oh, C-walking. You really know how to C-walk, too. You. know how to C-walk? >> No. >> Oh, I Yeah, I do that [ __ ] here every. every time I hop. It's the enemy I put. in the grave. >> how I hold his feet? It's like a. >> I love it. Can't get enough of it. >> Uh teach us the feet movement. >> What's the left side? The best side. The.

right's behind it ON HOOK. >> THAT'S CRAP. OH, OKAY. >> On hook. >> Comfortable? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I'll show. You all right? >> Oh, yes. Yes. >> You ain't scared of me. >> Uh, no. No. Cuz he's he's just teaching. me. >> Okay, I just want to make sure you. understand. >> to help you so you know if you ever go. to uh, jail, you can survive. >> Okay. Mhm. And you blowing up. So, just with.

your career, the bigger you get like you. didn't expect to be who you are, did. you? You just blew up. >> Officers will throw you in. a whole dorm with some aggressive white. boys as big as Croc Lesnar. You know. Croc Lesnar? >> Mhm. >> He was a uh. >> Wrestler. Wrestler. He just retired. >> I think he's. >> Big old [ __ ] Put you in there. with They call them country boy uh, white boys. Big old white boys. And. they'll try to fight you. And you'll. What? You don't fight them in there? Or they're going to hurt you real bad. Your commissary, whatever dollars you. have, it's it's theirs.

>> Okay. >> Yeah, they might just beat you and just. extort you. I'm telling you the truth. You got to. fight. >> And I'll just try to avoid it. >> You can't. Not in jail. >> Oh, they're trying to avoid going. >> Yeah, you try to avoid going, but when. the officer sees you, he'll say, "Hey, buddy. Hey, pal. Oh, where you Oh, where you. coming to jail?" And as soon as you get. through, "Oh, you run with the woods? Oh, we're going. to see you in here." Oh, they're. vicious. Yeah. You better show them something. You. better fight. Win, lose, or draw.

>> Okay. Yeah. >> You got to fight. >> Okay. >> No, seriously. >> Okay. So, sometimes uh, that's one thing I'm. learning, too, like boxing classes. I'll. go to the gym. >> Yeah, I've never taken a class. What. about the gym? Y- Yeah, I go to the gym. with my friend. >> Yeah. >> Okay, you work out? >> Yeah, he gets me in for free. >> Mhm. >> That's what's up. >> Yeah. >> You go to clubs or anything? >> No. >> No clubs? >> Why not? Because I don't really like to go out. late. >> Go out late, makes sense. Yeah.

Nightclubs? Yeah. Day clubs, too. >> Nightclubs. >> Do you go to clubs? >> Uh every blue moon. You said. uh every blue moon. >> Yeah. Any more advice you need or any. questions you'd like to ask? >> What's the one piece of advice you would. give me just about just in general. besides survival? >> Well, as you know, through the hard. times, everything going to be all right. Stack your increments up. And remember, you got to leave [clears throat].

old girl that wants to give you a. sandwich and take all your dollars. >> Okay. >> You'll take those type of sandwiches and. help feed the people and help people. And you'll do all fair business. You. never [ __ ] anybody over. You never scam. people. Snakes die. >> Okay. >> Oh, yeah. >> Question number two. >> Question number two. What is the best. way to have fun whenever I'm bored? >> Or see [ __ ] some good coochie and. [ __ ] [ __ ] a [ __ ].

>> What's the best way to meet a a a single. girl? >> Well, I mean, you you meet her if you go. to the nightclub. >> And how do you not feel awkward at a. nightclub? >> Well, just watch everything. >> And if you're at a party and you don't. know who to talk to, how do you not feel. awkward? >> Well, they don't talk with you. You just. see what energy they have. >> Okay. >> They got that rough energy? You know. what time it is. You're fighting or. you're going to leave outside and you're. going to crack on them. Get you a.

touchdown. But then that ends you up in prison. where they're going to rape you and beat. you to death. So, don't do it. Drive. under the speed limit. Night parties is not your thing. Go on a. dating website and find you a nice woman. that doesn't want all your money. >> Yeah. >> You won't survive. >> Do you ever feel Do you ever go to a. party and you're like, "I don't know who. to talk to. This is uncomfortable. I'm. not sure what to do right now.". >> I look at [ __ ] like, "Yeah, they going to say what they going to. say.". >> And then do you just How do you start a. conversation and make a new friend?

>> A woman? >> Or a guy, whatever. Just like if you. just want to be friends with someone. >> I don't tend to have any male friends. >> Okay. No No male friends? >> No. >> Okay. >> a couple home boys, you know. That's not. my name. I'm big HK destruction. Yeah, I. know HK destruction. >> Okay. No. >> I got a. big HK Niftivities. I got a little HK. Niftivities. I don't know who they are. Big C Xers. I. got a little C Xers. I got a couple. young home boys, you know. I wouldn't consider them friends. Them.

home boys. You hear what I'm saying? You. hear what I'm saying? >> And you see them at the party? At the party? >> Most times not. Most times funerals and. when it's go time. >> Okay. >> Yeah, [snorts] we're going. >> And so then if you went to a party you. would just try to talk to any girl. around or. >> No. We're going to have a a schedule. I need. to know where where where your baby. daddy from, where you grew up, yeah, what people you know. And then I'll have. my young home boy, the 50 fishers, the. little general, little HK destruction,

look up everything, get cutting on a lot. of people and I'm going to find out. >> Do you have Do you have a favorite. movie? >> Yeah. Menace II Society. That's me. >> Oh, cool. One that you made or you're starring. >> No, I'm not like that. That's an actual. film. >> Cool. >> That's good. Come back. You really got a. good heart. >> Most definitely I do, cuz cuz out of.

jail, cuz drive under the speed limit. The officers get see see behind you, cuz. drive a little slower. You're just trying to get home. Church. You got You got church in the. NEXT 55 MINUTES. >> [screaming]. [laughter]. >> I'M HOOD. >> I'M GOING TO END UP TALKING to him. Thank you, [ __ ] Mac, for coming in. >> out, cuz. Nice meeting you. Hey, Saturday, Air C and C. There you go, Dallas, cuz I get your blue chucks, I'm.

hood. Had a big booty snitches, I'm. hood, it's out, I'm hood. Make blood, I'm hood. >> I can actually 5:55 I can actually keep. this. >> Yeah, I'm a [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ]. >> Okay, well. >> I'm hood. >> I'll get the truth. >> Oh, yeah, flash out, get your blue. chucks. >> Yeah, blue chucks, okay. Yeah, give me. your Instagram, so y'all can get. >> Oh, yes. Oh, yes, flash out, cuz. >> Yeah, tell her what's your Instagram, too, uh, [ __ ] Mac. >> Oh, yeah, [ __ ] Mac underscore I'm hood Instagram. at 55th street underscore I'm hood. That's me right.

there, cuz. A picture of me and the 55th. street local general BLUE DEVIL LOCAL HK. DESTRUCTION. >> You got his Instagram? You tell me what. it's worth. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. >> I remember. You got to leave her. tonight. >> Okay. >> A sandwich. You give her all your money. >> Well, probably not that much. >> That is terrible. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> That's terrible. >> You got his Instagram? So, it's D D A X.

and then Flame. Dax Flame. >> Dax Flame. You have no [clears throat]. flame. You you you nothing like it. D E X Flame. >> Yeah, I guess if I tell her I. >> Well, well, you know, flame is is. >> Yeah, yeah, right there. >> Hey, y'all. Yeah, you got to leave her. Just leave her. >> Okay. >> She'll yeah, follow you then. You got to. leave her. Leave her. Keep the money. Grab grab your chucks and all that [ __ ]. >> Okay. >> Saturday, Air C and C, 5:55, I'll see. you then.

>> and C. What is Air C and C? That that. part? >> IT'S AIR B AND B. >> OH, OKAY. [laughter]. >> BUT I'M A [ __ ] IT'S AIR C AND C. >> COOL. OKAY. >> Find some big booty [ __ ] you trust. Have the car secured. Have a party. We're going to make it happen. I'm a. wood. >> Okay. >> That's it. >> Saturday, on wood. >> I'll see you. I'mma ride with you out. there. >> Oh, yeah. Fine show. Nice meeting you, Dax Callaway. We're going to get. Callaway right. >> Y'all get [ __ ] Mac to the green room. So, we can. >> On wood. >> And you're still in town Saturday? >> Huh? >> Are you still in town Saturday? >> Yeah. I'm in there. Yeah. >> Um how are you feeling?

>> Good. >> Mhm. What did you learn? Anything? >> That I should. um. break break up or even though we're not. official, just to part ways. >> Just watch how women treat you, cuz. you're a really good guy. >> Yeah. >> But you're going to meet good women. because um. God is going to gravitate you to good. people. >> Thank you. >> Mhm. Anything you want to tell the world? >> Um. maybe just to um. keep. trying your best and to.

have fun and yeah. >> Mhm. And what about your shows? Promote. your shows that you got coming up. >> Oh, um yeah. I'm just on social media as. DaxFlame on Instagram and the DaxFlame. on TikTok. >> Mhm. Anything you got like that you want. to like this is a moment. Like this I. want you to get. >> have anything. >> in t-shirts, merch. >> Oh, uh. I I sell one t-shirt. Uh I think it's on. my Linktree. >> Mhm. >> And maybe I can.

develop more stand-up material and. eventually have like. >> But use this moment. >> Yeah. >> You got to meet [ __ ] Mac. >> If you follow me, then I will post on my. story if I have a stand-up show. >> Yeah. But yeah, like that. Just use this. moment. Meeting [ __ ] Mac and Funny Marco. and just talk about your experience. >> Oh, oh, so talk about it? >> Yes. >> Oh, okay. >> It's material. [clears throat]. Everything you go through in life is. material. >> This was super fun. And because you. never know what's going to happen when. you come on Marco's show. And so then I.

got to meet [ __ ] Mac, and he was really. nice and. I will I'll definitely buy the blue. Chuck Chucks Chuck Taylors. >> You got to meet Bobby, too. She's really. cool, too. Bobby Artof. >> Oh, yes. I've met her. I went on her show and then she did a a. video with me, too. Yeah, yeah. Um. and. um. I think that whenever he was saying that. I should get my windows tinted.

I I think that I was thinking maybe that. I don't need to do that, but you. >> [clears throat]. >> you agree with that? >> Uh you can it's like a little tint. You. can do legal tint. >> Because I don't think anyone will like. do anything. >> It ain't all about what people do. sometimes to protect your items in. there, so and then when you're driving. if somebody just looking at you, it's. like people see you driving. That's what. they call it a fishbowl. You know like. when you see a fish and you just stare. at them, sometimes it's just like if you. don't want people looking at you. >> Yeah. >> Cuz you're a superstar. >> Thank you. >> So. >> And um. and so then will we.

rent in the air CNC and Saturday? >> I was lying. >> Oh. >> It's no barbecue, but you got to get. them blue Chucks. >> Oh, yeah. I will. I cuz he gave me $100. >> Yeah. Get the blue Chucks. >> I've never had someone give me he gave. me $100. >> Yeah. >> I've never had someone just give me. $100. >> Yeah. He's a good guy. >> Yeah. Krip Mac. >> And that's what I say sometimes I can. say when you bring both worlds, you will. understand people. Like, you know, it's. I feel like sometimes what people go.

through they make them a better person. >> Yeah. >> [clears throat]. >> Yeah. That's true. >> Yeah. I love to do a movie with you. >> That would be cool. And then did you have anything else that. you wanted me to say or that you wanted. to say? >> Mhm. I mean, no. Just giving you your. flowers. >> And did you have you met Krip Mac. before? >> That was my first time. >> And did you want to ask him for any. advice? >> I was learning while he was teaching. you. Okay, okay. >> Yeah. >> Because yeah, the cuz um it was cool to.

learn from him, but then it just felt. intense when you would like grab my. shirt, but I didn't mind cuz he it. didn't seem but I I just get nervous. when. >> Yeah, like when people like in person. they that's how they talk communicate. sometimes. They'll be like this. and do that. >> You know, or they do that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But he he felt very um like he he was. giving me a lot of like helpful tips and. like yeah. >> And feed them homeless. True. Mhm. Well, hello world. This is Dex.

The one and only Dex. You should follow him on Instagram. And. also tomorrow you got to your agent. going to start getting you shows, right? >> Uh I hope so. I haven't I haven't Yeah, I hope so. >> Yeah, they will. If not, I'll give you a. agent. >> Okay. >> That I got. >> I would like to do college shows cuz I. did two of those and that was fun. >> Mhm. Okay. Well, whatever you want to do. college shows, stadiums, whatever you do. you're going to do it. >> Okay. Thank you. >> And this moment was legendary. I like. that we all three got to sit here and. you know, we take over the world. >> Yeah, that was really fun.

>> Mhm. Well, world. Thanks you for tuning in. Make sure you leave the comments below. And let's get into it. >> Please leave five comments for Crit Mc. >> Yep. Tell them again. >> Please leave five comments for Crit Mc. >> That's it. There we go, brother. Round. of applause.

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