Coi Leray Gets Pranked by Marco, Acts Out a Home Invasion, Talks New Music and Sharting Stories

[music]. >> Ray Ray. Okay. >> National hot dog day. Hi. How you doing? Good. How are you? >> Fine. You [ __ ] with it? Yeah. It was Halloween coming so I was like. >> No it ain't no no it's hot dog national. day. Today? National hot dog day?

>> it's been for a week. Oh. It's for hot dogs. They want people. to stop eating hot dogs and um. So I'm just speaking. >> like hot dogs? That's a trick question. No it's a. serious question. >> I can't speak on it cuz they trying to. get people like I signed up for it so. I'm like one of the ring leaders. >> can't say yes or no. No I don't like. eating hot dogs. Well I love hot dogs by. the way. You like what? I love like. hot dogs like. >> Yeah like all of them. >> with mustard, relish, um.

ketchup, sauerkraut, a little bit of. spicy stuff. Like I I love that. But you. don't eat it though right? Yes I eat it. So. >> No we have Here we go. We got to stop. people from doing that. >> Stop eating glizzys. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah glizzys is like that's not a good. name for them too. Yeah. You look like a. You dressed like a glizzy right now. >> [laughter].

>> This episode is with. Coi Leray. Coi Leray. And. uh what I think about going into this. episode uh Coi Leray is. a [snorts] person that does a lot. Um. If I can compare it to anybody she's. like the girl Chris Brown cuz she know. how to sing, dance, act, personality. And I'm willing to find out more about. her. So. let's get into this episode.

And I got a hot dog suit on it's. national hot dog day. Anytime you see. with me with this home, just know it's. national hot dog day [ __ ]. Shouldn't said that. Okay. We got gifts for you. Um. This one I'll open it for you. Candles. These are candles I'm going to start. producing. Here they got like a little smell or. something. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. That one right It's a bag right. here too. gift. Two right here too.

Uh-oh. Sorry. These are all brought to you by Amazon. too. I looked it up. They said they sent me. your favorite candy. Kit Kats and Hershey's? Yeah. That's. your favorite candy right? No but I love. I like it though. Oh. I love sour food. and stuff. You got one more gift too. Amazon right here. You got to open it. Oh wow. >> Yeah yeah you got to open that one. Nothing better than a pop out and. [ __ ] No IT'S A CO. >> [screaming]. >> WHAT THE [ __ ]. >> [snorts].

>> WELL NOW WE GOT THAT OUT THE WAY. >> [sighs and gasps]. >> IT'S GREAT to sit here with the one and. only. How you It's how you say her name for. real? Do people say it wrong sometimes? Some people be like Coi Leray or. >> Coi Leray? They'll be like Coi Coi Coi. Leray. I never heard Coi Leray. But the. correct way is Coi Leray. Coi. Coi Oh so. if. >> Like the fish. Coi fish. Coi. >> Coi. Coi. Coi. >> Coi. It's Coi Leray.

>> Yeah. Coi Leray. I know Some people say. I've I've been hearing people like. saying like Coi Leray. >> [laughter]. >> Coi. Coi. Ma'am. So we learn something new y'all. so make sure y'all say it Coi. Leray. Leray. I got a speech problem. Okay that's dope. So me overall from. being a fan I see a lot like fashion, dancing, [snorts]. and uh. I really want to see the acting. Do you. want to get into acting like and start. doing movies? I could see it. I just I. just like the set. I heard they be on.

set for like hours. Yeah. 6:00 a.m. 6:00. a.m. type You got ADHD too. I got a. little ADHD. Me too. Well let's do a a. movie scene. So let's build out a movie. scene. Okay I'm asleep. Here somebody we we're going to use the. word intruder. Intruder's about to break. into the house and you see it but I'm. sleeping. You got to wake me up out of. my sleep but I'm a hard sleeper but. you're whispering cuz they can hear you. right? Uh slay. How you slay? Slay. How you slay? >> just like a serious [clears throat]. movie or funny movie or dramatic.

>> like somebody that's scary. Okay. So I'm. asleep. >> [snorts]. >> Scary movie. We going to call What we. going to call it? Um breaking in. Breaking in. It's hard to get a movie. called that. Uh. Breaking in the door. >> We going to call this uh. I'll wake up. Okay. The wake. I like. that. >> The wake. Is there something called the. wake? Wake up is cuter. I love the I. love wake up. Wake up. Okay I'll wake. up. All right. But okay let's do it and. I'm in a dream. All right I'm going to. really try. Yeah.

The wake. Is somebody going to be the. intruder? Like is somebody going to make a noise? Uh okay we going to have the intruder. uh. Hm. You you're the intruder right? If. you don't mind coming over here real. quick. And then you just stand back there the. whole time. Yeah. And just look like stand like a. killer. Okay. Yeah. So wait the killer's going to be there. the whole time? Yeah. He's just there. We just pretending. No stand right. there. No he should be Yeah like he's. not He's We're in the bedroom. He's not. in the bedroom. Right. So he should be.

at the. >> but just creep in like a killer. Do your. creep and killer. Let's do it. Creep in. >> Yeah see. No no no slow down a little bit. So the. killer's going to actually come. upstairs? Or we just. >> No it's just a vibe. Like it's vibe cuz. it's always they seen. So I'm just. saying in a scary movie all right cut. back and forth. You get what I'm saying? So we just understand the energy there. It's just to scare you. Creep in. That's it. Yeah. Can you look mad? Do it again and look. mad. Like cross out a little bit.

Do it. Creep in. No not sexy. What the [ __ ]. He said he looked sexy right? >> Yeah. The [ __ ] was that? All right. Let's go. The wake. Make sure not yet but just like like run. like just. >> [snorts]. >> [ __ ] like make it like you're breaking. glass. The wake. >> [snorts].

[snorts]. >> Michael get the [ __ ] up. Who get the [ __ ] out of me? >> Michael get up get up get up get up. Michael get up. We got to go. We got to. go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to Come here. Come here. We got. to go. We got to go. We got to go. We. got to go. No no Michael we have to go. right now. Where's the gun? Where's the. gun? Where's the gun? Where's the gun? Sit. Sit down. Michael we have to go right. now. We have to go right now. We have to. go right now. Sit down. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I should have killed you. What the [ __ ] up? COME NOW. POW. POW.

POW. YOU'RE [ __ ] DEAD. I KILLED THEM. AW. Oh my god I didn't mean to do it. >> [screaming]. >> Oh now it's going to be my [ __ ]. fault. Hey get your ass Hold on. [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> Come back here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Let's. sit down. Let's talk about this. Sit. down. Can you Sit down. Sit down. I know. I know you didn't sit down. Let's talk. about it. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Okay look. okay the police is going to come.

I did it. >> it. The po- I'm going to call the. police. No no hold on. I'm going to call the police. Come on. now. I'm going to call look. When you do the time. cuz I can't say I did this [ __ ]. >> We could have just. left. We could have just left. We could. have We could have just left. Sit down. Was the killer white or black? Was he white or black that you killed? Was he white or black? I don't want to. go to jail. Was he white No I'm saying. who you killed. Who you killed? You done. You gone. I'm calling the.

police. Yeah I'm gone. >> [laughter]. >> And that's what. You got it. Good answer. That's it. But. you will do the time. Was that good? No. because look We're still going? It's. over. But you got to send fire. >> Hell [laughter] yeah. I should have [ __ ] killed you. You. know when somebody break in a house you. got to fire a shot one in a shot. You. got to say what the [ __ ] you doing in. here? Bam. Shoot in the air. You didn't. do that. >> there. You still got to shoot in the.

air. There was no gun. I asked you where. was the gun. There was no gun. Where was. the gun? I mean your territory where's. the gun? >> Yeah. This is me letting you know how I feel. about what's going on. [music]. Scared her too. I think we're doing really good with the. boxes. Comment below if you like where I. scared the guest. Uh. I want a partition. And a partition. meaning like they wanted to keep going. Start a partition or start a partition. uh. below in the comments if y'all want the. box scare to keep going.

And next time I want them to get close. and they open it up. And when they jump out and then they. punch one of the guys and then we can. get a lawsuit. [music]. Uh. and I blow up man his nose is bleeding. And we get you know millions of dollars. Uh. >> [music]. >> hopefully we get 50 cent. Uh he's a big guy. But in this episode she got scared. And. I really like that she's just like the. acting scene was really great. Uh she. really went in there and she killed it.

So any actors that you know directors. that want to work with her I feel like. you should book her. No book me first. And then get her. But she's really dope and the energy. is great. So far so good. Let me finish and see how the end go cuz. you never know it could change. That was good. Okay. So let's say you. got so many versions of yourself. Which. one is you feel like if you could stay. in this area and make billions of. dollars from, would it be fashion, music, personality,

or just Yeah, like which one would you. say if you just had to do one time? And you can't do nothing else. I'll say personality. Okay, so you would do like All right, so. like the Tik Toks, the personality. >> No, no, no, no. I'll be like. I don't know. It's kind of hard. I don't. think I don't know cuz I just think I'd. rather do music and probably just do. like really hella real estate and like. hella investments, hella just No, so no. music. You only pick one talent.

Um music then. Music? >> Yeah, come on. Like [ __ ] I already had a. top 10. All I need is a number one. >> [laughter]. >> And you don't you don't feel like it's. hard like even with You know what I'm. saying? >> it's almost impossible to do. Yes, I think it's almost impossible to. to make it in the music industry. Right. And let's say you are a great music like. you're good at music. I can say that. You really know how to make music. You. can do R&B, you can do the pop. You can. do sound, soul. This overall thing and. you got the vision. Thank you. Cuz you. got the art. So that's dope. But it's.

hard now. It's different cuz back in the. day they didn't have Instagram. They. didn't have. Twitter. It was just They had MTV news. And what else? That was really How well. where like what part of Yeah, back in. the day like 2000s? Yeah. Yeah, they had. like MTV Jams, BET, um. That was really. >> It was just like Nickelodeon and stuff. >> cared about the music. They didn't care. about personality. >> Yeah. Or what they did in real life. >> Exactly. So now that's why I feel like. it's kind of hard just with that. So. that's why I'm like if you could I I.

would like you can make millions of. dollars off the beauty brand. Why not. just go and just [ __ ] do that? What. beauty? Yeah. You can do both. Like the. music brands. >> That's what I said if we had to pick. >> Yeah, but you got to understand I'mma. pick the songs because let me tell you. how it works. When you have a record and. you got make great music, then you bring. a lot of visibility, you make people. feel good and. that includes people in the beauty. space. And then the people in the beauty. space want to now work with you. So now. you're not only making music, you're. doing what you love, but you're able to. open other opportunities on top of that.

And that's what I'm here to do. Yeah. What's it What was it like in. school? How was high school for you? I. got into a lot of fights and like. I just I had ADHD so I didn't want to. sit in class. Like I really but I was. very smart and I didn't have F's. [clears throat] Like I I did. I was like a ABC student. I had a D like. in Spanish though. That's what F my mom. used to say. You know what F stand for? It's like [ __ ] up. That's what it was. Like D's like damn. You just ain't going to get it. How does.

it does it feel amazing like you look. like you have no age cuz even when you. turn like 50 you're going to look like. how you look. Um Like Halle Berry. You. got to have that. >> I look young? It's like you have no age. You can be whatever you want to be. Like. Halle Berry, you know? It's like how old. is she? Right. >> in a Halle Berry uh How does it feel? I guess it feels good. It feels good to. know that I'm taking care of myself. I. think um as long as you take care of. yourself you're good, you know? Uh how. Do I look like the same with me? How old. I look I am? I think that's not a I was taught that.

wasn't like a No, I want to know. I want. to know. If you had to say it for a. million dollars I would say you look. either like 29, 30. So like. What Why you say 30? Like 29 It's. [snorts] the same thing. So you say I'm like I'm a. I'm a I'm a like. Not I ain't not not 22 or none of that. No, cuz your facial hair you don't give. me 22 vibes. Are you 22? Cuz I wouldn't. be surprised if you're 22.

If we're Who laughing? >> [laughter]. >> I'm I'm No, you making me feel good? No, I'm not trying to make you feel good. I'm being honest. Yeah, cuz I'm 28 and I. feel like we we would You seem like. mature. >> So you got a million men out there. Like. am I in the top 20 of like looks? Like out of all the million men in the. world if you had to like. name off 20 good looking men like. I think you're a good looking man. Michael. And I'm not No, no, in the top. 20. Um. I had like Yeah, you probably [ __ ].

around and be number 20. But I'll put. you in the top 20 for sure. Yeah, like. 20 like who would be Like yeah, I don't. think nobody could Well, I mean I know. it's people like Jalen Hurts is very. >> smile. You have a nice complexion. You. know what I'm saying? >> card too, right? >> Yeah, like you feel me? You got tattoos, like you're funny. >> Jalen Hurts is very handsome. He can go. in front of me. So football player. Do you Do you Are. you into guys? I mean I love guys as as a person. >> As friends. Yeah, but or like dating.

wise, no. Well, I went on a a man date before. What the [ __ ] is that? It's me and my. brother we went out on a date. Oh, ain't. nothing wrong with that. I love that. Every year the holiday invites start. coming. I do accept them and I go about. my day. But the day of the party, I. realized I can't just show up. empty-handed. But there's no way I end up on the. naughty list. With Amazon Prime. it's so simple. Fast, free, and shipping. means that I can confidently. go to my cousin ugly Christmas sweater.

party and be ready for any holiday. moments cuz the best opportunity don't. wait. Last minute gifts delivered? It's on Prime. Head to amazon.com/prime. to shop now. I got three kids. I probably I'm just. going to have three more and I was going. to adopt four more. >> cute. Your daughter Thanks. >> so cute. I have a daughter too. What's. the. uh your daughter's name? Mioko. Say it again? Mioko. Oh, that's. different. You know my daughter's name. was Island cuz we had her on an island. So pretty. You had her on an island?

Yeah. >> She was born on an island? Yeah, we was. [ __ ] on an island. Okay. Yeah. And then I got Prize. He was a surprise. Nice. Prize? Yeah, he was a surprise. She lied on pregnant. I'm like damn, that's a surprise. So you really named. him Prize? Yeah. >> Swear. Swear. Oh my god, that's actually. sick name. Yeah. And then. Christina Milian was my crush, my first. crush and I named my daughter Milian. Aw. Yeah. Those are so unique. You And. then Disney Channel too. How was it. being on Disney Channel? I never been on.

Disney Channel. Oh, [ __ ]. I wish. Oh, yeah. Okay, so look uh right now we. got the fans they called in and then. they asked me for advice and we can come. up with something together, right? So we. going to hear what they got to say. Yo. Marco, this is your boy Tino from New. York, man. Long Island to be exact. I'm. a 27-year-old father with seven kids. I. know seven kids at 27 sounds crazy six. baby mamas. I know, yeah. And I need. help with these [ __ ] kids, boy.

Holler at you, Marco. Let me tell you this. If the baby mama. open. cuz I'm just not going. Keep your ears real quick. No. I want. the baby mama like I She can hang with. me sometimes. >> He asked you to help him with his kids? >> No, but I'm saying You can help him in. other ways like maybe financially help. him with daycare, set him up in a. situation to where he got control of it. You know what No, I I No, no, no. I said. I want No, I want to be her friend. She. don't want to be your friend. Like he he. don't want you to do that. Like I don't.

It's about the kids. Like it's about the. kids. Well, okay. Well, it's about the kids. Um. She want me to be a little bit more. positive. So if you want [clears throat]. help with the kids, you can actually uh. you what you wish you the cash app you. going to take care of it. Okay, she's. going to send over 1,500 to you and for. the kids cuz she's about the kids. She. going to send over the 1,500. All right. First of all, I'll send it but let me. tell you something. You said you needed. help with the kids.

I don't think you like 1,500 need to. come with a plan. If you going to give. you 1,500, make sure that We going to do. 5,000 then. 5,000. We going to do 5,000. All right, cool. 1,500 from me and then. 25 from. >> I'm going to have to tell them how to. spend it. >> I'll be 35,000 then. No, no, no. No, I. got I got it. I got it. So she going to. send the 5,000. First off, I need my. percentage. Matter of fact, make it 20. And then he going to send in the full. 20. I'mma come up with a plan. >> came with this positive [ __ ] about. having a baby mama. >> He called your phone. But he had his.

seven kids. You You keep [ __ ] Why. you [ __ ] that much? What's the next one? Hey Marco, man. It's your boy Brandon. with. Sound like the same [ __ ]. >> Same man, I got a real question, bro. I've been on this date with this girl. three times in a week, right? Same hairstyle. This [ __ ] her hair. smell like the back of her ear, bro. But I'm still trying to [ __ ]. What should I do? You let me know. I've been in this scenario before. All.

right, gang. What would you do? Uh what I did was number one just get. her new hair. Take her to get her hair. done. You should say let's do a nail date, hair date and do all that and take her. out and treat her right, you know? Girls. don't want to like get their hair done. with the like give me the money. I'll. get my hair done and I'll be back. What. are you talking about? >> No, I'm coming with you. No, if I give. you I'm about to say sit with me and get. my hair done. Like this is not the. >> We going to be there just like I'mma be. right here. done. Give me the coin. I'll. get my hair done and then yeah. No, and. I'mma be right here like this.

And I'll be in this damn hot dog suit. looking at it while you getting it done. because I don't know I want to see what. you doing with the money. Mhm. You know what I was thinking? Now. uh depending on how long you've known. this girl, I was going to say. >> [laughter]. >> get in the shower and wash her hair. Like be like babe, let's get in the. shower. Mhm. And then be like. and grab the shampoo and just be like. wash like. let's get like First you splash her, already get it wet just in case. So that. way she'll be like oh my hair like her.

hair is already wet. Then pull out the. shampoo. >> [laughter]. >> Get in the scalp. And wash her hair and then you ask have. you ever got your hair washed before? Yeah. That was good. Yeah, it's good, right? That was good. So that sounds you save money. My way you were going to spend money. So. all you got to do is buy a shampoo, hair. shampoo. You got to get. >> take her on a date, just not the hair. date. That's where you. run them funds. You give the money for. the hair, you you wine and dine and give.

us money for the hair and messed up. And. the clothes and the bags. You should. know. You think purses are really. important to get a girl? Like I. >> Yeah, purses are essential. Purses are. like an accessory that you could really. like keep use with everything, match. with different colors, different. outfits. >> a year is okay then, right? No, because like you need like you think. I'm wearing one outfit a year? Like I. need different outfits to wear. >> is something that women really really. really care about and can't go without. that they would love? Like if you could. get a life supply of let's say.

eyelashes, which will be something that. women use all the time. But not purses. Purses are. something I feel like they love, but. it's accessory. It's like if I could say. that's like a dude having a chain. We. love it, but. it ain't like our main priority. Uh, I. don't know. I think a good shoe and a. good bag for a girl is always a. priority. >> So if you can get something for a life. supply, what would it be? it hair? Out of hair out of essentials for girls. or just anything in the world? >> Anything in the world for women.

In the beauty space. Um. I would have unlimited pads and tampons. That's what they need. That's exactly. That's what y'all want. >> No, that's what we need. Exactly. That's what we need. >> Yes. I mean lashes and everything else. is cool, but like I don't have to ever. pay for tampons and pads. Like that's. amazing. Right. That's smart. Right. So. that's what you guys need to start. doing. Instead of buying Birken bags, get her life supply of tampons and. toilet paper. That's one thing they. need. They need wipes. >> Not toilet paper, but if you did get Not.

toilet paper, but if you did get a. basket. >> When the last time you farted? Uh, probably last night. Exactly. They. need to wipe their ass. What do you. mean? Fart is not [ __ ]. >> You can sometimes. Yeah, that's you. That's [ __ ] That's. men. >> No, I never sharted. No, I have never sharted. You're lying. I'm not lying. Between you and I, I'll. tell you right now, never sharted. >> with your hands. You have sharted. before. No, I have not sharted. I have. farted and I've [ __ ] On everything I. have not sharted. I've never farted and. [ __ ] came out. No. Why? Cuz you could.

feel that. But you don't know when it's. coming. You Yes, you do. You could feel. when a shart is coming. >> before? Cuz when you fart, let me tell. you something. When you fart. before you shart you can feel it. But Trust me. If you know your body, you. know your body. I'm a woman. We know our. body. Like ain't no woman sharting. If. no woman is sharting, you got [ __ ] in. your pants cuz you know you're sharting. that cuz you don't know what's coming. Is that what you're telling me? It. happens. You don't know when you fart. and. >> real. We're going to be All right, I get. it cuz we have viewers watching us. >> the time? No, it happened four or five.

times. >> But you don't know when it's coming. So. it could happen right now. Like you. could fart and shart right now. >> wearing pull-ups? Cuz I stopped wearing. around six or seven. >> I don't remember. Yeah, I was 7 years. old when I stopped wearing pull-ups. Average average age. So what I'm trying. to tell is world, ladies. guys, if you could just get your girls. tampons, that would be so much good than. a purse. Get them a lot of Learn their. tampons cuz every girl got different. type of tampons. Um. don't get the cheap ones. It's very. important. Go to the aisle, get her life. supply that. Thank you.

Um. Okay. If we can be real on this show, if you. ever sharted, it's okay. If I did, I. would tell you, but I did not shart. I. don't [clears throat]. >> because out of guilt. No, but because. No, I'm smiling because I don't like how. you think that I sharted and I'm going. to sit here and be like like I got to. sit here and be like, "No, I didn't. shart." Like I'm scared that the world. knows that I sharted. Like [ __ ] first. of all, I'm human. Everything that come. out your butt could come out mine. Yes, but I personally.

did not shart because I can prevent me. from sharting. Okay? So you're the shart professional. So you could do one-on-one shart. professional. >> I can't give you a shart class. No. Leave me alone. I got [ __ ] time for. this. Hello world. I'm going to bring. you a message brought to you by. PrizePicks and also me cuz I'm the one. talking. It's football season and guess. what? PrizePicks is the best place to. win money while watching football. The. app is easy to use. All you got to do is.

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here. So please help me. Okay. All right. Come to me for me. Give me the advice. >> you. All right. All right. Number one, love yourself. It's very important. You're beautiful. You're alive. That's. important. Uh, they got something called. Fat Tuesday. Give him a fat ass Tuesday. So every Tuesday or every once a. Tuesday, go out there look at a fat ass. Like give him a Tuesday date where he. can go out and he can enjoy fat asses. and look, you know? But give him that.

Fat Tuesday. Fat ass Tuesday and let him. have his Tuesday date. She can do it. I'm not doing that. That's a good idea, right? I hate it. Why? He's going to look at ass. everywhere. Instagram. No, no. Tuesday. No, just only on Tuesdays. No. You can't. prevent him from looking at ass. Ass is. everywhere. Fat butts everywhere. Like. he going to look. He going to look. My grandma had a ass. I didn't look at. it. Listen, I think that if you already. If he already about to marry you, you.

already got him. He already love you for. who you are. >> But she's saying he's. >> Now, you just got to just kind of just. hope that he don't cheat on you with a. girl with a fat butt. But if a guy ever. thinking about doing that, he's not for. you. Duh. Huh? I'm just saying at the end of the day. Okay, life is like a turtle, right? When a turtle goes into a shell, guess. what? It's still a turtle. Let me ask. you a question. I don't care about that. Let me tell you this. What about the. turtle community? >> No, let me ask you this. What you got to. get turtles? >> I love turtles. Let me ask you this. question.

>> If. I, me and you were about to get married. Right. and I said I love dick prints. Right. I want to I don't have one of. those. Right. Like I love big dicks and. I I love a print. >> don't have that. Right. And I'm like. like how would you feel if if you like. do you think you would tell me I could. go look at dick prints every Tuesday? Okay, first off, if I told. >> no? Can I ask you a question? I got to. go deep in it. No, I. >> or no? >> talk? I just want to know yes or no. >> How would I know where the dick prints.

at to go tell you to go look at them? That doesn't matter. Yes or no? What Who gives a god damn? >> I'm going to look at dick prints in the. gym. I don't know. Wherever. It's a. [ __ ] dick print studio, [ __ ]. >> dick print studio. Okay, let's talk. about it. Okay. >> I'm going. Why do you feel. >> I will buy me a cucumber and I will have. a dick print and I walk around the. house. That's not a real dick, so I wouldn't. >> You don't know that though. Well, you. probably would. Yeah, then it's like. We're talking about We're about to get. married. >> That would be catfishing. So yes or no? Would you let me go to the dick festival. and look at the [ __ ] dick prints? Are.

they old men or young men? 21 and up. 21. and up. >> But like older? Like old men? Like 69? Yes. 21 and up. 90. Doesn't matter. >> 90. >> 21 and up. All all ages. Whatever. Just. a dick festival. >> Why don't I just get dick surgery? It's not the point. It's just not right. No. The answer is no. You would not let. your girl that you're about to marry go. and look at [ __ ] dick prints. So why. would you want to go and look at other. asses? At the end of the day, it's wrong. is wrong. You should be one eyes on I.

mean both eyes on your girl. Like all. the time. 24/7. That's exactly how I. feel. I feel like all eyes should be on. me 24/7, 7 days a week. Just follow me. on social media. [ __ ] it. And just like all my stuff. So I'm all. in your algorithm. That makes sense. Yes. Yeah. In a perfect world. No, it's. actually. >> [clears throat]. >> I mean overall My whole story is you. like fat butts. No, it's not it. No. I. love a woman that love. >> if you do. No, no. I love a.

>> like big butts, it's fine, Marco. You. can tell me. >> talk. Number one, big butts. If I get it with. a girl that has a big butt, I have a kid. with her. Guess what? My son might have. a big butt. >> You have got a story for everything. >> to tell you the truth though. I don't. want my son walking around with a fat. ass. What does that have to do with anything? Cuz if you get a girl with a fat ass, it. could probably your son can get it. >> [laughter]. >> I never thought about that. Ooh, some. girls like guys with big butts. Yeah. I. don't want a big butt. World, I want you guys to understand. you can be anything that you want in the.

world and always be peaceful and. positive. And that's one thing I can. give. Like you I feel like no one You. just don't have one niche. That's why I. feel like you got so much respect and so. much influence cuz. to me honestly, you started like a big. wave of when when your music came out, people wanted to go to TikTok and dance. with it. Like open and spread stay so. And that's dope too to be able to like. >> Thank you. make people go out of their. way to like show like I can be this. person. Thank you. Okay, look. Let me. set the scene. Your niece just posted.

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What's What's the next say that's coming. out? You got to act like you knowing. what's next that you. >> Main character energy featuring A. Boogie. And what's that song about? Just It's called main character energy. cuz it's about. >> second. A Boogie, you're [ __ ] I've. never seen you with a hoodie. Okay, we're back to it. Yeah, it's just about It's such a good. song. Oh my god, it's so good. It's. about um. really just tapping in with yourself and. realizing like. you know, the maybe the love life is. just not for me. Kind of just really.

want to focus on getting money and. you know, the the things that's. important, family, business, you know. Mhm. That's really where it is. And so. it's like you we have the singing or the. rapping? It's like a lot of boy. Mhm. Like no. more parties, Corey. It's dope. Well, it's actually dope and. honor to sit down with you. And with. this album. are you going to do like what's the. different marketing do you want to do? Are you going to take this one on tour? Are you going to like do more videos to.

every song? Like what you going to do. different with this album? Well, we're. definitely dropping videos and we're. just giving them straight heat. Act like. you know, [ __ ] I'm Coi Leray. Like we. about to really turn up. Tour too, tour life. Uh well, I haven't been on my own solo. tour yet, so I plan on going on tour in. 2026 for the first time. So, get ready. Get your tickets. Get your tickets. Get. your tickets. >> let's sit down. We got to make that. promo run right now. All right. >> [clears throat]. >> Hello world. This is Marco. And I'm here. with my client. And we are going on tour. And when these.

tickets go on sale, make sure you get. them. Why should they get them? That's where you come in. >> You should get them because guys, I. can't wait till you guys try these hot. dogs. Like they're going to be so good. They're seasoned to perfection. He made. them and came up with the recipe. himself. So, yeah. I'm just so proud I'm. so proud to be a part of this foundation. and this this um program. >> right? Yeah, that we are where we're. going to make sure everybody eats. glizzys. >> No, no. No one can eat hot dogs. >> And yeah. Proud to be a client. >> Okay, I'm sorry, y'all. I'm going to.

mute. mute her right now. No, no, no. We no eating hot dogs, right? What I want you guys to do is. understand that hot dogs are very. important and we want you guys to take. this serious. This hot dog movement is. is saving the world and community and it. gives us more air to breathe. >> pork? I love pork. Do you eat bacon? Uh no, no. I don't love pork or eat. bacon. No, no. >> You just said you love pork. I'm saying. cuz I thought you was talking about like. >> No, you love pork.

I don't want to hear nothing else. You. love pork. I love it, but I. >> actually a pork glizzy. Period. Oh, that's right. Talking about some. doggy meat. >> follow after me, uh just to let people. to tune in to the episodes, I'm Hey. guys. You have to follow after me. >> [clears throat]. >> Hey guys. Hi guys. Uh as you can see, we're sitting here. We want you guys to tune in. As you can see, we're sitting here. We. want you guys to tune in. I'm not You.

got to You got to like. like look like me. Look mean. Oh. Back. up. >> mean. I know. That's just for this. All. right. Do [clears throat] your mad face. Not the shark face. Look mad like this. >> This is my mad face. Okay. All right. Hey guys. Hey guys. I want. you guys to tune in and watch the one. and only episode with Marco and. Coi.

Leray. Coi Leray, right? Coi Leray. Coi Leray. Coi Leray. No, no. >> That's my name. Your real name Coi. Leray? >> Mhm. Okay, Coi Leray. You sure? Cuz I don't want to get it. wrong. Coi Leray. It's Bartholomew, actually. Bartholomew? Bartholomew. I don't know. how to say that. >> Bartholomew. I'm not going to get it. right. >> Say Say it. Bartholomew. Bar [laughter]. Bar Bar body. Stop laughing at me.

I like I like all of this. No, my name. is Coi. Coi. Okay, Coi. I want you I want you guys to tune in to. the Funny Marco and Coi episode. It's. very important. And go download the. single. Buy the single. Act like you. know. I want you to go to your Apple. Music and download it. And actually buy. it cuz it's a big difference when you. buy it and download. And this single is uh how much? A dollar. ninety-nine? Yep. So, make sure you buy it and put it. in your phone and actually go stream the. video. Go on YouTube and like the video.

and comment. And also. drop hot dogs emojis on there her post. Uh cuz she support the hot dog. community. I sure do. Yep. >> I'm the I love me a hot dog. >> communities uh we're going to make this. song go up and up. And act like you know. it's out right now on YouTube. And. you shot that in LA, right? Yeah. Yep. Should have Snoop Dogg on there riding a. bike. Go past. Okay, creative director. >> Yep. And then.

>> Tea. Kendrick Lamar come out seeing. walking. Tea. Act like you know, [ __ ]. And go get the single right now. And when the album come out you got the. album date? No, I don't got a date for you. Oh, not. for me, I guess. Well, when the date come out make sure. you just stop what you're doing and. download the album. And you can say a positive message to. the world. All right, guys. Well, I just want to. say. >> [cough].

[laughter]. >> for watching because You got to start. over. >> Thank you for watching. I really really. appreciate, you know, you guys and I. love you guys. And. >> to say a positive. >> I really appreciate being here. >> No, you got to say it. >> So great. You got to say a positive. message. All right, I'm going to do. mine. Hey world. [laughter]. I can't even fit Coi. Hello. Hello world. No matter what distractions. [clears throat] you get in life, always.

push through yours. And understand that. your dreams are very. >> Yep. Even that. Even though the all. y'all can't equal up to all babies, just. keep doing what you're doing. And no. matter what always love will come in. your way. And it's no such thing as bad. It's everything's good. That's my positive message. Now, you do. one. All right, guys. So. I just want to tell you that Don't. interrupt me. >> I'm not. All right. So guys, I just want. you guys to understand that at the end.

of the day, you guys can overcome like. literally almost anything. You just. always have to like. believe in yourself. And I don't want to. just say believe in yourself. It's very. cliche, but believe in yourself like. really really put yourself first. You. know what I'm saying? Like taking care. of yourself, your body, your mind, your. soul. Feeding your body, your mind, your. soul just great, you know, information and you know, nutrition, food, you know, information. Be very. teachable and always willing to learn. And And uh yeah, act like you know,

[ __ ] Period. Uh I got a better one. than that. Uh so basically, I want you. guys to understand that it's important. for you to be you. And sometimes you. just need nature. Go outside and enjoy. life as in. it ain't the end. And uh. >> You like mad, you take mad long to get. to the point. Like [ __ ] is falling. asleep. Like no. Like I honestly think. that you need to. like stop. I think mine is just so good. And you want to Why Why does everything. even have to be a competition? Why do.

you not just like what my speech? I just want to grab you by the glizzy. >> [laughter]. >> It's not glizzys. Hot dogs. >> You like glizzy glizzy. Let me grab you. But thank you guys for tuning in. And stop what you're doing. Go to the. YouTubes. And make sure you subscribe. That's very important. Subscribe to the. YouTube. Subscribe. Yeah. >> Subscribe. Make sure you subscribe to. the YouTube. And make sure you go like. the video. Act like you know, [ __ ].

And white people, you can sing it, too. Um. cuz this song was made for everybody. In that case, guys. it's a wrap. Appreciate you. >> [applause]. >> All right. Now that the interview's over. I give this interview. I give it a 8.5. And it was a great day. I feel like she. went with all the steps and she was just. [music] there. She's just.

with the [ __ ] And like she said, act. like you know, [ __ ]. So. uh Coi Leray, if you're watching this, I'm sorry. I always the name I tongue. twist. Coi. Leray, if you're watching this now uh. thank you for coming out. And you. definitely short. And it's okay. You. have shorter than yourself. I know for. sure. I know for [music] a [ __ ] fact. that you have. And thank you. And thank you for tuning. in. And if you don't know about her, I. want you guys to go follow her on. Instagram and go like all her music. And.

show her that you know, Open [music]. Thoughts fan base is amazing. Number one entertainment show in the. world. They call me the next. Ellen/Oprah. And you put those names together. E Oprah. [music]. So, I'm the next E Oprah. And. thank you guys for tuning [music] in to. E Oprah. It's a mindset thing. Bye. [ __ ].