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Cat. I walk my cat. C A T. >> Um, okay. >> All right. >> What's my word? >> Yours is red. >> Red. >> Mhm. >> R E D. The curtains are red. >> Okay. >> Okay, I'm glad we can both spell. three-letter words. >> I can't be a three-letter word. >> All right, you just gave me one. I give. Can I give you another one? >> Okay. >> it in a proper sentence. >> Okay. >> [ __ ]. >> [music]. >> I forfeit the game. >> I win.

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Um, I don't know what she wearing. Uh, you want to tell them what you got on? >> Are you going to introduce me first or. no? It's just. >> Okay. All right, this is Bobby. And uh, let them know your outfit. [music]. >> I'm wearing a shirt from. from Free People. Pants from H&M, shoes from H&M. Earrings from Amazon. >> You got talk You got yell into that. >> I I feel like this thing is Is that not. what. >> That's a prop, man. >> What do you mean? >> The mics don't work. You got to talk. into that. >> Really? >> Um, so you got You sponsored by Okay,

H&M. Hello world. Thank you, H&M, for. sponsoring Bobby's outfit. >> [music]. >> And you got to deal with them? >> No. I wouldn't like one of those, so. >> Yeah. All right, so let's work on a deal. real quick. All right, hello world. This. is me, Marco, >> [music]. >> with Bobby. And she would love to work. with you guys. If you can give her a. modeling deal, let them know why you. would like to work with them. >> I was just thinking like a brand deal, but I'll take modeling. Do you think I. could be a model? >> Well, you're trying to pitch it right. now. All right, so hello H&M. I'm here.

with my client Bobby and she would love. to work with you guys. And tell them why. >> I would be great for your brand. I wear. you everyday. My kids wear you. >> Mhm. >> Everyone I know wears you and I I would. like to be paid to wear you. That would make it worth it, I think. >> the paid part, that's where we got to. cut that out. You can't say that. >> I just really love you and I would do it. for free. That's how much I love you. >> Okay. >> Mhm. >> Okay, so we got gifts for you. >> You These These gifts are for me? Is.

there someone in there? >> Why would you say that? >> It's so large. [music]. >> [music]. >> It's a big gift. >> What is it? >> I wish I had somebody in there. Um, it'll be. >> There's no one in there. >> Uh, start off with that gift. That's a. little gift for you. >> gifts for me? >> Yeah, three gifts. >> Do you get the same three gifts for.

every guest or is this. >> No, this is different. >> What is that? [music]. >> What? Take it out. >> What is it? >> Take it out. >> Did you just find this in here today, Marco? >> [laughter]. >> It's dirty. >> It is a infomercial like you going to. become a millionaire. >> Marco? >> No, it's from millionaire. All right, you can open that one. >> I don't want to. >> [laughter]. >> Marco, why did you have it in such a big.

box? >> It'll be a car seat for the kids. >> me to Oh, there's a [music] gift card. under it. >> Yeah. >> Should I grab it? Can you grab it? >> You can grab it. White people love. gifts. >> [music]. >> Thank you. Can you grab it though? >> No, you grab it. >> Grab it and hand it to me. >> No, what do. >> I don't want to like reach down. >> You find. >> it's going to ruin my beautiful H&M. outfit. Thank you. That's better. Just. Ah, yes. Bubble gum and a Starbucks gift card.

>> Why people love Starbucks? >> They're canceled. >> [laughter]. >> How did you know that? >> Yeah, I'm sure you did you didn't have. anything to do with putting that there. Okay. >> [music]. >> Yeah. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. >> Should I. Okay. >> Do you like car seats? Do the kids got a. car seat? >> No, I let them just drive this car. [music]. This is. Boom. >> [music]. >> Sunglasses are a big key to traveling.

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Give me the box. >> No. Give me the box. >> You feel proud of that? >> No, that was just like a thing. >> Who is [music] she? >> That's Roy. That's Amber. >> That's not what she said her name was. >> Yeah, she don't know her name. >> Okay. >> Where you at in life? >> Hm, what do you mean by that? >> Like where you at? >> My career, my home life, what do you. >> Just overall, what would you like to. talk about? >> [music]. >> My daughter started kindergarten.

>> [ __ ] lying, you're right here with. me. That's where you at. >> Okay, sorry. I guess you didn't want to. Why is he putting a banana? >> What that banana remind you of? Right? >> [music]. >> It doesn't remind me of anything. >> Oh. >> What does it remind you of? Okay. >> Yeah, so like overall like [music] we've. been having a friendship for a very, very, very long time. >> It's been over 2 years now. [music]. >> Yeah, it's been rocky.

>> I was going to say that, but do you want. to talk about that? Do you want to talk. about it? >> Oh, [music] yeah. It's just emotional. I. get emotional about my friends. So, I got emotional about you couple. [music] times. >> Mhm. >> And I like handled it like. how [music] Honestly, I handled it like. I. handle. Like crazy. And I should have known that. you're a very emotional person. >> [music]. >> And I should have took like time to like. understanding that everybody is not how.

you feel like they are. >> Uh-huh. >> So, that's one thing I had to learn. >> Yeah. Hm. >> And I feel like you got tough skin, so. I'll be treating you like one of my. boys. >> Yeah. No, I [music] I thought we were. Cool, and you you took it online first. is all. >> No, no, I was sensitive. Like she's. trying to [ __ ] on people. And when I. watched the interview all of a sudden. like damn, that was pretty bad to be. like. >> Yeah. >> I've never done that in life. >> Gone online? [music]. >> No, I'm online now. >> a lot of Yeah, I know I hadn't seen you.

do that. So, I was like wow, you really. hate me. >> No, no, I hate It was just me just out. of my body. I don't know why I popped the perc. I. was just [music] I was out of it. That was the first time I popped one, too. >> Don't do it again. >> Yeah. >> We've. grown since then. >> You going to say made up? >> [music]. >> We have, haven't we? >> But you know they could probably take it. out. >> apologized to me. >> Yeah. >> At an event. >> How was it like sitting down with Drake. again?

>> How was it? It was. fun talking again. >> I seen you in a bed and I was like, "Oh, that could have been me." I mean not in. a bed, but like. >> You want to be in a bed with Drake? >> I'm saying talking to him. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Next time. In 2 years when he does his. next interview, it's going to be with. you, Marco. >> That's what's up. By the end I'll probably just be so lit. Probably not [music] going to take it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Maybe even now you shouldn't. >> Yeah. No, I shouldn't. >> He's He's in big gang and you're saying. no, right?

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Overall, I just like to tell you like. uh. I'm not normal. I'm not what you think I am. And. >> You're not normal? >> Nah. [music] It's just like with being. like open and being truthful to. yourself. And just I'm dyslexic. >> Okay. That's what I. thought by my big bullying. >> [music]. >> Yeah. >> I thought you were going to say. autistic, but No. >> That, too. I mean I feel like I am. Just. different. >> I don't think you are.

>> Mhm. How do you feel like relationships help. careers? >> Relationships with others? >> Yeah, like cuz you're in a relationship. How do you feel like. >> Oh. >> feel like it helps your career? I heard. it sometimes. >> Uh helps my career? Probably not at all. >> Mhm. >> Um. I have to think before I speak before my. words get taken. >> Oh, you want to talk about something. else? >> No, no, no. >> Okay. >> No, I think that I just have to be. careful what I say cuz people are so. sensitive. >> general. Like influencers out there. Like how do you feel like.

>> that sometimes when you're in a. relationship you could focus more on. your relationship. than your career. So it's just finding a. balance of focusing on your career. >> Favorite look low-key mzone. >> I don't know who that is. >> Huh? >> I don't know who that is. Favorite Eric Church song Eric Church. song go. >> You asking me that? >> Yeah. >> That's a white person.

Oh, I get what you're doing. >> Yeah, do you know who that is? >> No, I don't. >> Actually. >> with Eilish. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> She's very mainstream. >> Yeah. Oh, y'all got some stuff for you. >> I I don't know if I want this stuff. >> I don't know. It's asking. It's It's. pictures. >> Of who? I don't want it to be of me. >> No, baby picture. What is that? >> Oh, who is that? Is it a famous person? >> Yep. >> A musician?

>> Play basketball. >> Plays basketball? >> You're like Bob the Builder, don't you? >> I've never seen that face before. >> You have. >> Have I? He's on what team? >> the Lakers. >> Is it Kobe? >> Nah, LeBron James. >> That's not LeBron James. >> It is. >> That's not his face. >> his nose? >> That doesn't look like him. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> You should know who this is. >> Okay. Why should I know? >> Huh? >> Why should I know? >> I just said you should you should know.

who it is. >> Can you give me a hint? >> I mean, she's white. >> Music? >> Yep. Uh no, she don't do music. Very. very famous. Uh got a big family. The family whole. family famous. >> Oh, is that that's like Kendall Jenner. or something? Kylie Jenner, Kendall. Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney. Kardashian. Really? >> it was Beyoncé. >> She's not white. You said that was a white baby and. Kim Kardashian. >> What that is?

>> Is he in music? >> Uh yep. You can't believe this baby got shot. nine times. >> I don't know anyone who's been shot nine. times. >> Well, never see as a kid you just never. know. When you look at your baby you. want to be like damn. You going to do some [ __ ] up [ __ ] but. this is 50 Cent. >> I would have never guessed that. >> Oh. Have you ever took pictures like this? Or is like a black people thing?

>> I have not. >> Oh. >> Taken any? Well, I don't know. >> Just like a black people portrait. You. do this with stuff? That's Gabrielle Union. >> Okay, well thanks for just telling me. That helped. Is that another Kardashian? >> Told you didn't look like that's. Beyoncé. >> That's not Beyoncé. >> It is. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> They do kind of look alike then. >> Told you. >> Really? Are you [ __ ] with me? >> No, you in a relationship. What? Um.

>> What does that mean? No, they I see it. You know what? Now that I know that's. Bey. It's not Beyoncé, is it? Is it? >> I feel like that does look like her. daughter a little bit. >> Yeah. >> So, I see it. >> Where's your baby pictures at? You got. one on your phone I can see? >> Yeah, I do want to see. >> Can I see it? Yeah. Let's go baby picture for baby picture. >> Okay. >> me see my phone. >> Well, you guys are the same age. >> your baby picture or what? >> No. >> Oh. >> Yeah, it's one of my past lives. Do you. want to see? Isn't it? I don't know. >> I see you.

>> Yeah. >> Aw. Hey, Taysha look like Eminem. I like this. You're so beautiful. This is so nice. Yeah, just send it so I. can put it on the big screen. >> Thanks. >> It's so cute. >> Can I see yours? >> Yeah. >> Do you think we would have been friends. when we were babies? >> Probably not. >> Why? >> I was lit as a baby. >> Okay, know what I was like. >> Not from that picture.

>> Okay. I've always been the same, so. So cute. You You look adorable, Marco. You have. the same smile. >> Thank you. >> You look a lot like you, actually. >> Yeah, that's me. >> I don't believe anything you say, so I'm. not sure if I'm going to believe it. >> It's funny, growing up as a child. >> Yeah. >> Like we had like roaches in our cereal. >> Okay. >> Uh well, it was already cereal. And they. didn't add no sugar. >> I had them, too. >> And your like roaches in the like it. would be roach legs. I'll use pour.

>> Yeah. >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> Have you been fired from a job? >> Um no. >> Walk me through it. >> I've quit. >> You never got let go? >> No. >> Huh. >> No. >> Favorite R&B song? >> Oh. I don't know. >> You don't have it? You don't listen to. R&B? >> I don't know if I do. >> I Do you listen to music when you. with your boyfriend, when y'all. >> Yeah. >> Oh. I listen to music. I go to Pandora.

>> You use Pandora? >> Yeah. >> I didn't know anyone still used Pandora. I didn't know it still existed. >> I don't know. I'm just trying to get a. deal from them. >> I don't think they have money to be. giving deals, Marco. Choose something. better. Say Spotify. >> Oh yeah, right. All right, let me do it. over. >> Yeah. >> [clears throat]. >> So I listen to Spotify. >> Yeah. I heard that. they're an amazing platform. >> All right, Spotify, now that you just. got a free promotion, we would love to. work with you, me and Bobby, if you. don't mind. working with us.

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OT at checkout. That's 20% off your. first purchase with code 2026 OT at. liquidiv.com. >> Um, you grew up poor. >> Yeah. >> How was that for you? >> Uh. >> Do you feel like you'd be as funny as. you are today if you grew up with money? >> I had a little money. I was [ __ ] it. up. Um, I don't know. In school like. like being like. being. like my mama wasn't forcing me to do. nothing. Like she ain't force me to do.

homework. She ain't force me to like go. to school. She just wanted me out the. house. >> Mhm. >> So, even graduating, I graduated just. cuz I was just trying to work like my. graduation wasn't that long. It was short. It was three people. So. >> Where'd you go to school? >> Huh? >> Where'd you go to school? >> I mean normal school. >> With three people? >> Yeah. >> Was it like. a special graduation held for. people like you?

>> What? >> I don't know. You said you were autistic. >> Yeah. We didn't wear no cap and gown. We. wore normal clothes. >> But it was a part of your larger school. >> of chips and a. for six of. a particular 50. So, that was my diploma. Yeah. >> At least you graduated. >> How many people was in your classroom? >> A thousand. >> Oh. >> I don't think we had any special. little three people ones. So, do you.

think you would be as funny as you are. today? >> I wouldn't necessarily feel like I'm. funny. I just feel like. >> Yeah, I was going to ask that was my. next question. Do you think you're. funny? >> No, I just feel like I speak my mind. I. was funny looking. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Do you think that Do you think that. because your kids have money, I assume. you take care of all of them, they're going to be funny when they grow. up? Are they going to be boring? >> I really don't I might have a drug. dealer. Oh, that just run in our blood. >> showing signs? Oh, no. >> No, just my daddy was one.

>> Okay. Did you deal drugs ever? >> was a pimp. >> Did you pimp ever? >> Nah, I couldn't pimp because I just. don't. I don't know. I don't know how to count. So, I might [ __ ] the money up, keep a. little bit, and I'll be like, "This is. enough.". >> Okay. Did Did you deal drugs ever? >> Mhm. No, I never really did drugs. And I I The reason why I didn't do drugs. >> You didn't do drugs? >> Huh? >> You didn't do them ever? Really? >> No, I never did drugs. Like, I tried. smoking weed, but it was hard. It was I.

was coughing. I'm like, "Why am I. coughing?" They were like, "That's part. of smoking weed.". >> Yeah. >> So, I never really did that. >> You don't smoke weed, Marco? >> Mhm. I don't like coughing. I tried it before. >> every time. >> Oh. >> Eventually. >> How do you deal with your addiction? >> It's a weed. >> Oh. >> Is that That wasn't an Oh, I'm asking. Is that the addiction I have? It's not. an addiction. >> What? >> Weed is not I don't I'm not addicted. I. don't do it every day. >> I was around crackheads. They was always. happy. So, I was like, "You know what? I.

need to try some.". >> crackhead. >> Huh? >> I don't think I've ever been around a. crackhead. What is Is that You do crack? >> cool. They do whatever they got to do to. get money. They funny. They. They was always entertaining. Uh we had. one in the corner. >> They went to your school? >> No, no, no. They didn't go to my school. They was always in the neighborhood. Yeah. Uh let me see. I think we had. >> like screw. >> No, it's like a screw I think it was. Uh. one second. >> It's Why does your card say bananas and. third nipple on it?

>> It says one in every These are facts. >> Okay. >> that they say says one in Hold on. One. in every. >> [clears throat]. >> one in every 18. people have a third nipple. >> Well, someone in this room does then. Who do you think it is, Mark? Is it you? >> Oh, oh, my brother call him back. >> Oh, it's your. >> Yeah, yeah, what's. >> Hey, what was your favorite crackhead. like growing up? >> Damn, oh, [ __ ] Oh, damn.

>> Cornbread? >> Don't give him the answer. >> Kind of. I mean I mean like like it's. like I'm really feeling like Fish was. cool. >> So, yeah, like crackheads. >> Huh? >> No, I'm saying here talking about. crackheads. Erica? >> Yeah, Erica and Miss Linda was cool. I. loved Miss Linda. >> Yeah, Miss Linda. Yeah. Uh what about say. uh. What year did I graduate? Did not Did I. graduate on time?

>> Uh. I don't think so. I think you was. >> [laughter]. >> It's not nice. >> Hello. It's my other brother. Hello? >> Hello. >> All right, look. All right, question. If. you had If you had like to live and they. said call the smartest person in your. phone, 1 through 10, what number would I.

be? >> Well, I wouldn't call you. >> I have a question. >> Oh my [ __ ] god. >> Well, do you just assume. like does everyone in your contacts just. know that at any point they could just. be called and have to perform? >> No, they don't know it's perform. I mean. I can call my mama. >> Call her. >> I ain't talked to her in a minute. >> Call her. >> See, nobody count on me like to. >> Ask her if she would. Why don't we why. don't we prank your mom right now?

>> I will ask her. >> No, we need to think about our prank. before you call her. >> I'm not pranking. Just ask her who's. there. Um. a word that she think I know how to. spell for sure. >> Hello. >> All right, mama, I got a quick question. I just need you to answer it. Are you going to answer the question? >> What are you going to ask it? >> If it was a word that you knew I know. how to spell for sure, what word would. you say?

>> What word would I say? >> Yeah, like I know he know how to spell. this for sure. The hardest word. I'll call you back. >> Did she say your name? >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. [clears throat]. >> That's tough. >> [laughter]. >> Damn, I told you. >> What did you tell [laughter] me exactly? I don't even remember asking you. We. were talking about crackheads.

You wanted to. have people. >> No, it's really like you don't. understand how it is still growing up. Like how I think I just feel like. everybody think like that. Like spelling. is the last thing I worry about on. earth. I don't think it's important. >> Should we do a spelling bee right now? >> Let's go at it. >> Okay. >> I'll give you a word. >> Okay. >> Independent. >> I n d e. p e n. d e n t. Is that right? >> Uh you're asking me? I don't know.

>> Okay. Um. Mississippi. >> Hold on real quick. >> Don't look it up. >> Spell Mississippi. >> Marco. >> All right, here we go. It's m i s s i s. s i p p i. Hopefully that helps. If you need. anything else. >> What did you just use for that? >> Well, your turn. >> Can you do one actually without looking. it up? >> No, I. got to Okay, get this. You got to start.

with three letter words. So, start off. slow. >> Um. >> I'll keep it simple and fun. If you ever. want to try more word games or just. check. >> I'll call you back. >> [snorts]. >> Um. dog. >> to use it in a proper sentence, too. >> Okay. Let me think. A three letter word, that. really narrows it down, Marco. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Um. >> cat, c a t. All right. Cat, I walk my cat, c a t.

>> Um okay. >> All right. >> What's my word? >> Yours is red. >> Red? >> Mhm. >> r e d. >> Okay. >> The curtains are red. >> Okay. >> Okay, I'm glad we can both spell three. letter words. I can't be a three letter word. >> All right, you just gave me one. I get. Can I get another one? We'll use it in a. proper sentence. [ __ ]. >> I forfeit the [music] game.

>> I win. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Very congratulations. >> Thank you. Fair and square. >> Ask me more questions, Marco. >> [laughter]. >> You can ask me anything at all. >> Welcome Bobby to the new set. Marco will give Bobby random facts. Oh, [ __ ] wasn't supposed to read that. Remember Bobby is only here for 30. minutes. Don't go Hold on. Don't waste your time or hers. We her. out of here. Hold on.

Oh my god, I'm not supposed to read. these ones. I'm sorry. Um. How's your day going? >> You asked me that. >> Yeah. We'll be back on cart one. >> Marco, I just said you can ask me. anything. There is not a single thing. that is off limits, so go ahead. >> Okay, so what do you feel like you like. in [music]. What Okay, what do you feel like I need. to be a better man? >> Okay. >> a great woman. >> Um loyalty. >> Mhm. >> But I think that would really fix.

[music]. your life. Just pick one person. Stay with that one person. You don't. need to be dating everyone. >> [music]. >> Mhm. >> The next person you have a baby with, I. think you should stay with. >> [music]. >> Yeah. That's a fact. >> But. um. yeah. >> Go ahead. Oh, vibe check. Yo, make sure y'all we're tuning in to. vibe check right now. We're going to. vibe right now. We're vibing one-on-one. with Bobby. Let's get into it.

Yeah, Bob. >> What is What is this? >> Oh, man. Rock on. Okay. >> What was that? >> about the vibe check? >> What was that? >> You ain't hear the music? Yeah. >> Okay. >> I I'm I'm actually learning uh. >> [music]. >> not to give a [ __ ].

>> Okay. >> And like. >> ever give a [ __ ]. >> I would you say if you don't give a. damn? >> Uh-huh. >> Then I won't give a. >> Never heard that before. >> I'm saying? Okay. Well, overall, what are some new things. that you're working on? You got your new. show coming out. >> [music]. >> Yeah, I'm working on a. a side from that, I'm working on. something with Suki. >> Mhm. >> [music]. >> Putting in every last penny of mine into. it. >> Mhm. >> What's that? That's all right now. Just.

working on buying a house in the next. year. >> Mhm. >> And. say mhm one more time and I'm not going. to keep talking, but yeah. >> That sounds of like a [ __ ] listening. >> Okay. >> Yeah, like I [ __ ] with it. >> I just I feel Okay. >> Mhm. >> Okay. >> Now that I got your attention, I got an. important message from PrizePicks. But. my voice ain't going to cut it, so I'm. going to use my sexy voice on this one. Hold on. PrizePicks [clears throat]. is America's number one sports picks. app. The app is really easy to use. For.

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advice. And then this is like a thing. where we can actually help people with. advice. >> [music]. >> Uh this is advice for somebody. Call listen. I'll start off first and. then you second. >> Uh my name is Randy, bro. I'm from the. Bahamas. Uh you got a lot of supporters in the. Bahamas, bro. But uh here is my kind of. problem. So, I caught my girl cheating. with my best friend. And. I'm actually cheating with her best.

friend. I just figuring out if I should tell her. as kind of payback because. her best like it's all a friend group, you know? Like her best friend is my. best friend, my best friend is her best. Whatever, bro. But I don't know. Should. I? Should I not? >> Where did you get that submission from? >> Uh people calling in. Uh okay. >> Does he have an Irish accent though? >> Let's talk to him. All right. Uh. Uh the fact that y'all got this going. on, this is art. I love it. Y'all. painting a picture. Y'all keeping it all.

in the family. Uh number one, keep. continuing with the best friend because. you never know, she might be the one for. you. I don't feel like you should tell. your girlfriend. Why? Because it's none. of her business. Um. sometimes you just should keep stuff. private and that's something you should. keep private. And you should confront. her about what she's doing wrong. And. when she catch you, act like you didn't. know what's going on. So, that's my advice. What you got? >> Um you guys should break up.

>> That's what a hater say. What I'm trying. to tell you is keep going. Don't let. nothing go that you love. And y'all actually should try to be. together. >> Who? The. other person? >> Yeah, they should just start a family. >> Okay. I Look, I feel like he needs to tell us. more. Is that a real submission? >> Swear we got another one. >> What's up, Michael? My name is Destiny. Serenity. I live in Connecticut. I'm. calling today because I'm trying to see.

how to get my fine [ __ ] back, bro. So, I broke up with this [ __ ] cuz you. know, we was having issues. He was, you. know, keeping in in. with his little woo-woo thing. And it. just wasn't working out how it could. have been and I broke it off but now. [ __ ] is shining and he look good as. [ __ ] Now we both lit. Don't get it. confused. I helped that [ __ ] up. I'm. just a little more up and now he up a. little bit too. I'M TRYING TO GET MY. [ __ ] BACK. YO, what do you think? What. do you think? What do you think? >> All right. You want to start off first?

You know, look into the camera and tell. her. >> I hope you got him back. >> Honestly, there's only one thing you can. do. >> What should she do to get him back? >> She know. >> I don't know though. So can you. >> I she know what she got to do. And I. feel like you should do it and actually. take him out to dinner. And after the. dinner, do that. >> Do what? >> She know. >> Tell me. >> Nah. This is. Trust me, you don't want to know. But. just when you get through with dinner, take him out to dinner, take him home, and just do that. >> Do what? >> Huh?

>> Do what? >> [laughter]. >> Man. Oh, what's the next one? >> Marco, do what? >> [laughter]. >> Hey Marco, this is Joseph. Um. Well, my problem is I. naturally I'm a white guy. >> Cut it off. >> I I tend to start steer. >> Cut it off. Go ahead. Oh, man. What a long day. >> Why did you cut it off? >> Cut it off. What? >> Why did you cut it off? >> Why is he labeling himself, you know? >> Mhm. I We will never know cuz we didn't.

finish it. >> All right, let's play it. >> Okay. >> Hey Marco, this is Joseph. Um Well, my. problem is I. naturally I'm a white guy. >> Cut it off. >> I I tend to start steering to the black. girls but I don't like the traditional. black girls. I like the hood girls. And um I was dating a girl and she she. sent me to the gas station with uh I. want to say it's a EBT card.

And I you know, I've never used one of. those before. So like I don't want to. act like I'm better. I'm trying to learn. her ways and she keeps asking me for my. debit card and can't she bust my Navy. Federal. I don't I don't know. I You. know, I'm trying to learn these ways. I like the girl. Her name is Bonquisha. And you know, uh. give me a call. This is Joseph. >> So basically what he's saying is he got. a girl. She's trying to turn him on to. ways that he's not used to. He's.

corporate and she's like she with the. [ __ ]. And should he change his ways, stay. corporate. But listen here, brother. Uh. right here. I just feel like you should. do what's comfortable for you and uh. just keep dating, just ride it through. And just keep going. >> [music]. >> That's it. Just keep going, man. Just. keep getting it killed. You feel me? Um life is great. >> How have you been? >> I've been fine. I'm just realizing that. I'm getting older.

>> Yeah, you are. >> Like by looks or like what? Action? >> In general. >> Oh. >> Yeah. It's okay. You're almost 40. >> Yeah. 30. Oh, I am 30 too. I am going to. be 40. >> Yeah. It's okay. I'm almost 30. >> What? In. What's that? In 5 years I'll be 40.

>> Yeah. >> And I'm freaking 31 right now. >> Okay. >> [ __ ] Around the corner. >> Yeah. >> 5 years I'm 40. That [ __ ] crazy. >> Michael about to say she you could ask. her anything. You want to ask her about her love life? >> Yeah. Uh yeah, we on dirty mic over. here. >> We on what? >> No, they said ask about your love life. I just feel like it's some stuff is just. personal. >> I said you could ask me anything. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I tend not to just getting people.

business. >> Yeah, that's your job though. So you. should try to. >> Yeah, but what to do with me? I mean, so. what are some things me moving forward. with my career in this kind of What are. some tips that you feel like I need to. work on and do better? >> Um. let's let's swap advice. I'll give you. advice and you give me advice. >> Okay. >> Okay. Um. you could probably get to know your. guests better. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. I think you could ask more. questions that. are genuine. >> Mhm. >> Um.

That's honestly it. I think that that. like would be great. Should we start. that right now working on that? >> Yeah. >> Go ahead. >> Okay. >> Is this supposed to be an interview? >> I mean, this is just an interaction with. us. >> Oh, so it's an interaction. >> Yeah. >> Welcome to this interaction with Bobby. and Marco. >> Yeah. Uh. >> I feel like that's not what you're. supposed to be doing. >> I mean, honestly. >> Yeah. >> it's like. I really want to talk to the to the.

Rock. >> Okay, so but you you're stuck with me. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Band that ass dog face. >> that Do you think that if you have a. shitty interview with me, it's going to. help you get to him? Cuz I think it's going to hurt you to. have a shitty interview with me. I don't. think he's going to be like, "Wow, that. interview where he asked her nothing. I. want to go on that show.". >> [snorts]. >> You think that's what's going to happen, Marco? >> I mean, I actually feel like this is. going great. >> Do you? I guess we'll find out if your. next guest is the Rock, but if it's not. >> Yeah. >> then I was right. >> Undertaker, too. Kane, I don't care.

Mankind. Shawn Michaels, anybody but. what I got now. >> Okay. Yeah. Well, you're stuck with me, so make the. best of it. >> But I love you in real life. >> Just not in this life. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Oh. >> Ditto. >> I don't do dittos. >> I didn't say ditto. >> What'd you say? >> Ditto. >> Same thing. >> Nope. Likewise.

But we can use each other right now, so. use use me to make your show better. >> Okay. What? Uh. let me ask a question that I really. really would like to know. >> Okay. >> How much money in your bank account? >> Uh hm. not a lot. >> No. >> I have less than you for sure. >> No. >> Yeah. >> just about to get a loan. >> What are you for what? >> $800. >> You aren't. >> God damn it. >> You have a lot of children to support,

and I know you're not doing a lot off of. $800, so. >> How was it? Uh what was that? I actually. just asked. I was just trying to get. $800 to Apple Pay. She like, "I don't. use Apple Pay." I'm like, "Yeah, you. broke, too.". >> Do you have any other questions about my. life? >> Hm. >> Yeah. >> have a ad? >> I wish. I would do it if I did. I love I. love ads. >> I know you don't. >> Why? Do you want me to do an ad for you? >> No. >> I would love to do an ad for you, Marco. >> Okay. Let's do it.

>> Give me a second. >> got paid for ads. What's your ad? >> Marco, do you want your show to be. better now, more improved? Is that what. >> this definitely is. This is the real. deal. I'm like having fun. Long as you. just go on there. >> Yeah. >> and just like be that. Like just not be. generic. You know what I'm saying? >> Generic. >> Yeah, I'm not generic. >> Yeah. >> Um okay, so let's do a ad with with each. other. Okay. All right. >> [clears throat]. >> Hey guys, you're with Marco and you're. watching Open Thoughts with the one and.

only Bobby Alt Off. So like anything you could do that. Huh? >> not an ad. What do you What do you uh. Are you going to have sponsors for this. episode? Or it's sponsored by Wave? >> Yeah. >> What is Wave? >> Uh Wave is a great place to be. Are we. here now? >> It's a place? it? >> It's not like good. It's a place. People could come here. >> You here? >> How do they make money from people.

coming? >> I mean all about the money sometimes. >> You think the people what listening to. this are going to start Should we give. the address to here? So they could show up? >> Yeah. This is going to be This is. exclusive. >> They're sponsoring you for no reason. They just want their name on there and. there's there's no company behind it. >> Wave, that's it. >> What does Wave do, Marco? Okay. >> You're very good. >> told me Wow.

>> I said you beautiful. >> Thank you. I appreciate that. >> I give you 10 out of 10. Top five. >> true, but thank you. >> No, you are. >> I'm a solid six, maybe, on a good day. >> So if you a six, what am I? >> I don't know. Out of On a guy scale? >> Mhm. >> Five is average. >> do all that [ __ ] Like you just like. >> I'm just thinking five is average. I think you're above average. I think. we're both sixes. >> No, I'm I'm top 10, dead ass. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Do you really think so?

>> Mhm. You line me up with Chris Brown, I'mma lose. >> Yeah, but that's who you're lined up. with and like it's just the scale isn't. just who you pick it to be. >> Mhm. >> You don't just get to like line. >> Smile. >> A high six. >> A high six? >> kind of low. >> Oh. >> A high five. >> A high six? >> Sixish. >> A six A high six. >> Like a 6.5? >> Yeah. >> So that's a D. >> All right. >> I'm giving I'm giving myself a D.

>> Why you say all right, like all right, [ __ ] it, like. >> you to fail. So I gave. seven. Receipt. >> You got a C. >> See your ass outside. Um. The Rock. >> Who's your dream guest besides The Rock? >> Okay, so dream guest before we. end the world and I appreciate you guys. for like watching us and staying in tune. because. this is actually epic. We get to meet up. again. It's another year. It's been. years. >> Yeah, it's been 2 years since I met you.

in Laguna Beach. >> Yeah. And we both still alive. Hopefully. I'll be the one last man standing. >> Don't say that. Let's Don't put that in the No. Do not. put that in the universe and then people. are going to play this clip and it's. going to be. Marco predicted this. Take the buck. >> You watch scary movies? >> No. >> Black people die first. So, basically. what I'm trying to tell you is. >> Neither of us are going to die. I don't. believe in reincarnation and I don't. want to worry about that. Thank you.

>> I'll be back. >> Go ahead. >> All right. >> Finish your last final thoughts. >> Uh where was I at before I got rudely. interrupted? >> Number one person no matter out of. anybody in the world you can interview. alive today. >> If I can sit down and talk to I'd like. together Eminem and 50 Cent. That'd be. amazing. >> Okay. >> Together. >> I hope you guys do it. >> Yeah. What you got? >> My dream guest in the world like anyone. Beyoncé.

>> Beyoncé? >> Yeah. >> That's dope. Beyoncé would be unique. >> Great. >> Uh name five Beyoncé songs. >> Um thank you. for this interview. >> Yeah. >> I could. I'm not going to. >> Are you hungry? >> Starving. >> Yeah, that's why I asked. >> Thank you. >> All right. We got all these single. ladies. >> Yeah. >> Uh. >> That's the only one that I can think of. >> Mhm. >> Uh Naughty Girl part two. Uh. >> What about her new album? Are you going. to name those?

>> What is another song? Single Ladies uh. >> Her country album. >> Halo. >> You're not going to name any new music? >> I know I ain't listen to that. >> No Cowboy Carter? >> Yeah, I really. I won't be writing nothing for real. Um. But yeah, bro. Uh thank you for watching and tuning in. and make sure you check out Bobby new. show. It's so so great. Make sure you. take your time to go watch it. I'm so. excited for her as you can tell my. energy. >> I I yeah.

I hope you guys continue to watch. Marco's show. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, open thoughts. Yeah, so many thoughts. They're all. somewhere in there. >> And if we drop at the same time, don't. even watch me. Go watch her. >> Yeah. Watch him. >> Yeah. Watch her. >> Watch him. >> All right, and into it. Well, hello. world. It's your cameras this here. Thank you guys for tuning in. I. appreciate Bobby for coming and tuning. in and. you know, be here for me.

>> Always, Marco. Thank you for thinking of me so last. minute today. I appreciate that. >> And you got to be happy for each other. and I appreciate Bobby for coming. And. the whole room is going to give Bobby a. round of applause. And on the count, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold. on. I'm going to do a countdown. >> It's okay. They did it. We don't have to. do it again. No. >> Two. >> Marco, stop. >> Three.

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