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Some people ask for advice, and then. this is like a thing where we can. actually help people with advice. >> [music]. >> Uh this is advice for somebody. Come listen. I start off first and then. you second. >> Uh my name is Randy, bro. I'm from the. Bahamas. Uh you got a lot of supporters down in. the Bahamas, bro. But uh here is my kind. of problem. So, I caught my girl. cheating with my best friend. And. I'm actually cheating with her best.

friend. I just figuring out if I should tell her. cuz kind of payback because. her best like it's all a friend group, you know? Like her best friend is my. best friend, my best friend is her best. Whatever, bro. But I don't know. Should. I? Should I not? >> Where did you get that submission from? >> Uh people calling it. Uh okay. >> he have an Irish accent as well? >> Let's talk to him. All right. Uh. Uh the fact that y'all got this going. on, this is art. I love it. Y'all are. painting a picture. Y'all keeping it all.

in a family. Uh number one, keep. continuing with the best friend because. you never know, she might be the one for. you. I don't feel like you should tell. your girlfriend. Why? Because it's none. of her business. Um. sometimes you just should keep stuff. private, and that's something you should. keep private. And you should confront. her about what she's doing wrong. And. when she catch you, act like you didn't. know what's going on. So, that's my advice. What you got? >> Um you guys should break up.

>> That's what I hate her to say. What I'm. trying to tell you is keep going. Don't. let nothing go that you love. And y'all actually should try to be. together. >> Who? The. other person? >> Yeah, they should just start a family. >> Okay. I look I feel like he needs to tell us. more. Is that a real submission? >> For real, we got another one. >> What's up, Michael? My name is Destiny. Serenity. I live in Connecticut. I'm. calling today because I'm trying to see.

how to get my finances back, bro. So, I broke up with this [ __ ] cuz you. know we was having issues. He was, you. know, keeping in contact with this. little woo-doo and it just wasn't. working out how it could have been and I. broke it off. But now, [ __ ] he's. shining and he look good as [ __ ] Now, we both lit. Don't get it confused. I. napped that [ __ ] up. I'm just a little. more up and now he up a little bit, too. I'm trying to get my [ __ ] back. Yeah. What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? >> All right. You want to start off first?

You know, look into the camera and tell. her. >> I hope you got him back. >> Honestly, there's only one thing you can. do. >> What should she do to get him back? >> She know. >> I don't know though, so can you. >> Oh, she know what she got to do. And I. feel like you should do it and actually. take him out to dinner. And after. dinner, do that. >> Do what? >> [snorts]. >> She know. >> Tell me. >> No. This is. Trust me, you don't want to know. But. just When you get through with dinner, take him out to dinner, take him home, and just do that. >> Do what?

>> Huh? >> Do what? >> Man. Uh. what's the next one? >> Marco, do what? >> [laughter]. >> Hey Marco, this is Joseph. Um. well, my problem is uh. naturally, I'm a white guy. >> Cut it off. >> I I tend to start steer. >> Cut it off. I'm good. Oh, man. What a long day. >> Why'd you cut it off? >> What? >> Why'd you cut it off? >> Why is he labeling himself, you know? >> Mhm. I We will never know cuz we didn't.

finish it. >> All right, let's play it. >> Okay. >> Hey Marco, this is Joseph. Um. well, my problem is uh. naturally, I'm a white guy. >> Cut it off. >> I I tend to start steering to the black. girls, but I don't like the traditional. black girls. I like the hood girls. And um I was dating a girl and she she's. sending me to the gas station with. I want to say it's a EBT card.

And I you know I've never used one of. those before so like I don't want to act. like I'm better. I'm trying to learn her. ways and she keeps asking me for my. debit card and can't she bust my Navy. Federal. I don't I don't know. You know, I'm trying to learn these ways. I like the girl her name is Monquisha. And you know. give me a call. This is Joseph. >> So basically what he's saying is he got. a girl she's trying to turn him on to.

ways that he's not used to. He's. corporate and she's like she with the. [ __ ]. And should he change his ways stay. corporate. But listen here brother right. here. I just feel like you should do. what's comfortable for you and uh. just keep dating just ride it through. And just keep going. >> [music]. >> That's it. Just keep going man. Just. keep getting it killed. You feel me? Um life is great. >> How have you been? >> I've been fine. I'm just realizing that. I'm getting older.

>> Yeah, you are. >> Like by looks or like what? Actually. >> In general. >> Oh. >> Yeah. It's okay. You're almost 40. >> Yeah. 30. Oh, I am on 32. I am going to. be 40. >> Yeah. It's okay. I'm almost 30. >> What in. What's that in 5 years I'll be 40?

>> Yeah. >> And I'm freaking 31 right now. >> Okay. >> [ __ ] around the corner. >> Yeah. >> 5 years I'm 40. That [ __ ] crazy. >> Michael about to say [ __ ] you can ask. her anything. You want to ask her about her my life? >> Yeah. Uh yeah, we on dirty mic over here. >> You're on what? >> No, they said ask about your love life. I just feel like some stuff is just. personal. >> I said you could ask me anything. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I tend not to just get in people's.

business. >> Yeah, that's your job though. So, you. should try to. >> Yeah, then what to be? I mean, so what. are some things me moving forward with. my career in this. What are some tips that you feel like I. need to work on and do better? >> Um. let's swap advice. I'll give you advice. and you give me advice. >> Okay. >> Okay. Um. you could probably get to know your. guests better. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. I think you could ask more. questions that. are genuine. >> Mhm. >> Um.

That's honestly it. I think that that. like could be great. Should we start. that right now working on that? >> Yeah. >> Go ahead. >> Okay. >> Is this supposed to be an interview? >> I mean, this is just interaction with. us. >> Oh, so it's an interaction. >> Yeah. >> Welcome to this interaction with Bobby. and Marco. >> Yeah. Uh. >> I feel like that's not what you're. supposed to be doing. >> I mean, honestly. >> Yeah. >> It's like. I really want to talk to the to the.

Rock. >> Okay, so but you you're stuck with me. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Bandit ass don't. >> that Do you think that if you have a. shitty interview with me, it's going to. help you get to him? Cuz I think it's going to hurt you to. have a shitty interview with me. And I. don't think he's going to be like, "Wow, that interviewer where he asked her. nothing. I want to go on that show.". >> [snorts]. >> You think that's what's going to happen, Marco? >> I mean, I actually feel like this is. going great. >> Do you? I guess we'll find out if your. next guest is the Rock, but if it's not. >> Yeah. >> then I was right.

>> too. Kane, I don't care. Mankind. Shawn Michaels, anybody but what I got. now. >> Okay. Yeah. Well, you're stuck with me, so make the best. of it. >> Well, I love you in real life. >> Just not in this life. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Ditto. >> I won't do dildos. >> I didn't say dildo. >> What did you say? >> Ditto. >> Same thing. >> No. Likewise.

But, we can use each other right now, so. Use Use me to make your show better. >> Okay. Well, uh. Let me ask a question that I really. really would like to know. >> Okay. >> How much money in your bank account? >> Uh hmm. Not a lot. >> No. >> I have less than you, for sure. >> No. >> Yeah. >> about to get a loan. >> Were you, for what? >> $800. >> You weren't. >> I did ask. >> You have a lot of children to support,

and I know you're not doing a lot off of. $800, so. >> How was it? Uh what was it? I actually. just asked. I was just trying to get. $800 to Apple Pay. She like, "I don't use the Apple Pay.". I'm like, "Yeah, you broke.". >> Do you have any other questions about my. life? >> Hmm. >> Yeah. >> have an ad? >> I wish. I would do it if I did. I love I. love ads. >> I know you don't. >> Why? Do you want me to do an ad for you? >> No. >> Yes. I would love to do an ad for you, Marco. >> Okay. Let's do it.

>> Give me a chance. >> paid for ads. What's your ad? >> [laughter]. >> Marco, do you want your show to be. better now, more improved? Does that. make. >> this is definitely it. This is the real. deal. >> Yeah. >> having fun. Long as you just go on air, and just like be that, like just not be. generic. You know what I'm saying? >> Gen- generic. >> Yeah, I'm not generic. >> Yeah. >> Um okay, so let's do an ad with with. each other. Okay. All right. >> [clears throat]. >> Hey guys, you're with Marco, and you're.

watching Open Thoughts with the one and. only Bobby Alt off. So, like that's how you do that. >> That's an ad. What do you What do you uh. uh. Are you going to have sponsors for this. episode? Or it's sponsored by Wave? >> Yeah. >> What is Wave? >> Uh Wave is a great place to be. Are we. here now? >> It's a place? >> Yeah. >> It's not like a. It's a place? People could come here? >> You here. >> How do they make money from people.

coming? >> I mean, all about the money sometimes. >> You think the people what listening to. this are going to start Should we give. the address to here? So they could show. up? >> Yeah. That's going to be It's It's. exclusive. >> They're sponsoring you for no reason. They just want their name on there and. there's there's no company behind it? >> Wave, that's it. >> What does Wave do, Marco? Okay. >> You're very. >> told me Wow.

>> I said you're beautiful. >> Thank you. I appreciate that. >> I'd say you're 10 out of 10. Top five. >> That's not true, but thank you. >> No, you are. >> I'm like a solid six, maybe, on a good. day. >> you're a six, what am I? >> I don't know. On a On a guy scale? >> Mhm. >> [sighs and clears throat]. >> Five is average. >> do all that [ __ ] Like, you just like. >> I'm just thinking five is average. I. think you're above average. I think. we're both sixes. >> Nah, I'm I'm top 10, dead ass. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Do you really think so?

>> Mhm. You line me up with Chris Brown, I'm going to lose. >> Yeah, but that's who you're lined up. with and like it's just the scale isn't. just who you pick it to be. >> Mhm. >> You don't just get to like line. >> Kelly? Smile. >> A high A high six. >> A high six? >> Reversing kind of low. >> Oh. >> A high A high. >> A high six? >> Sixish. A six A high six. >> Like a 6.5? >> Yeah. >> So, that's a D. >> All right. I'm giving I'm giving myself.

a D. >> Why you say all right, like all right. [ __ ] it like. >> want you to fail. >> You got to see it. >> See your ass outside.