Kylie Kelce on Kid Meltdowns, Dude Gift Advice, Japanese Maples & New Heights Secret Santa | EP 172

Should I rearrange the light so that one. of these is actually hitting Kylie? >> Could be helpful. >> I actually prefer to be in the shadows. >> Yeah, Kylie with the dark sweater just. is like. >> it's bringing holiday vibes. [sighs]. >> When Kylie sits forward, I think. actually finds her light. It's much. better. >> Love actually not. That's what that. movie should have been called. Love. actually not. >> Here we go. [laughter]. >> Starting off on the right foot.

welcome back to New Heights, ladies and. gentlemen, boys and girls, a wonder show. brought to you by Nike. Hey, >> I'm not wearing Nike, but I got these. sweet Yeah. [music] Sanders diamond. turfs. >> Those are dope. These are Nike. Pretty. sweet. We're your host. I'm Travis. Cousin. My big brother Jason Kelsey out. of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. As you guys. know, Cincinnati Bearcat alums. Subscribe on YouTube plus wherever you. get your podcast and follow the show on. all social media. Add new height show. with one s for fun clips throughout the.

week. Jason, we have a very special. cheerful holidays. Exciting. Why don't you tell everybody. what we're doing? >> Yeah, sure. 90enters, we've got a very. special holiday episode. Kylie Kelsey is. here. We talk her love for Japanese. maples. We get her gift giving advice. and weigh in on some child meltdowns. And of course get a sneak peek of her. and Jason Curley. >> Ooh, there we go. >> Which will be exciting. Kind of. Yeah, she looks great. But first, for the. holidays, we did something special as a.

team and it's the first time ever. >> Surprising. We're all pretty festive. individuals. >> Very. We are. Yeah. >> But yeah, get ready for New Heights. Secret Santa. >> Secret Santa is brought to you by. Raising Canes. Thank you very much Todd. Graves and Raising Canes for sponsoring. a segment that we give each other gifts. You guys are the best. And with that, intern Brandon just shake, please come. on in.

All right, >> let's go. >> Hello. Happy holidays. >> Nice. Let's get lit. >> Let's get lit. >> Jake, just curious. Uh, is there a. secret Santa? Is that prevalent in the. Jewish community or is this something. that is not? [laughter]. >> Uh I think so. Yeah. Like a secret mcabe. type of thing. Uh. >> is there a Yeah. Is there a Hebrew. version of secret Santa? >> The hidden Hebrew. >> It's Yeah, the hidden Hebrew. That. works. If there's not, we just started.

it. I think. >> we might have just started the hidden. Hebrew. [laughter]. >> All right. So, we each gave each other. gifts. Uh there was a randomized. controlled uh. determination of who was. >> we were all told who had each other. >> There was a spending limit of $50. >> Yes, >> that was the limit. >> I thought it was 25. [laughter]. [laughter].

>> We were given an order in which to open. I was told to go first. I want to make. it clear. I did not pick myself to go. first. >> It sounds like you picked yourself to go. first. >> I did not. >> Brilliant. Get it over with. We know. you're excited. We know you're excited. >> This is what I have. This is what showed. up. Let's do a little. >> for the audio listeners. A little. >> good job. Amazon's loving this. packaging. >> We should have delivered gifts out.

We should have done this in a raisin. cane bag. >> Exactly. >> Sorry, Todd. We didn't think. >> Thank you for sponsoring. >> Sorry, Todd. Okay. I have a cube. I have. a cube. >> I wouldn't shake it too hard. I wouldn't. shake it too hard. >> Yeah. [laughter]. Hold. Yeah. >> Oh, I got a little cup. I got a little. cup. [laughter]. >> It So, for the audience, it says it's a. little coffee cup. It says other interns. and it's a I believe a horse farting and. then it says me and [laughter] it's a.

little unicorn on it. >> Oh. Oh, that is. >> that's a beautiful gift. [laughter]. >> This is a this is a very nice. >> very specific intern cup. [laughter] Uh. this god damn who I don't know who did. this. >> Oh man, >> this is a this is a Jason. [laughter] Is. it a Jason? >> It is a Jason. >> That is a Jason. >> Yeah, >> we did a great job of finagling.

>> turn mug. This This is adding to my mug. shelf. Yes. Thank you. Thank you, Jason. It's a lovely gift. >> You are a unicorn, Brandon. >> Good start. You are a unicorn. >> Thank you. Good start, Secret Santa. Jason, you are next. >> I am up next. All right. This is the. box. >> Nice. >> Might be [laughter] broken. >> Put a lot of bubble wrap wrap in there. >> Okay. >> I feel like this it's going to be like a.

book. Oh, I could see if you have Legos. >> Legos are always a banger. >> Nice. This is going to come in handy. >> What do we got? >> So, we have golf balls, which. >> ironically are in a blue package for. those of you who are aware of the blue. man group bet that we have in Tahoe. [laughter]. this upcoming distance this upcoming. year. >> It also says my custom golf ball. So, I. have a feeling that these balls are. going to have. >> Oh, >> something on them.

Custom balls. >> Hey, who doesn't love some custom balls? [snorts]. >> Yep. >> What's on there? >> It's a blue man, Travis Kelce. [laughter] Look at that. >> It's really hard to see. >> My god. [laughter] You got to back it. out a little bit. Just a little bit. Back it out. Just a little bit. >> I can't wait to [ __ ] crush these. things. Actually, it's a It's a Blue Man. Travis and a Blue Man Jason. >> Oh wow. You got double both.

>> That's pretty goddamn good. >> No, they're good. That's really funny. >> These are awesome. >> That's really horrific, too. >> Oh, man. Who made these? I I feel like. it had to be Jake because there had to. be some type of like social media Blue. Man Group expertise. Finally, it was me. Thank [laughter] you. Uh, shout out to. our graphics department. They were very. helpful. department department. [laughter]. >> department. >> department department. >> uh the the two people that I went to for. Photoshop help [laughter] uh I so I'll.

say two things about your gift one I. figured you could use a reminder while. you were practicing for Tahoe the other. thing and I I do need Brandon's help. here uh. >> so this is only part of your gift uh. like we mentioned we had a we had a. limit uh and so I you know I was kind of. struggling to think of like two guys who. could have anything they want in the. world. What is one thing that I could. get them as a gift? And then I. remembered I lost something of yours. So.

on the way [laughter]. uh is a Brandon, if you would pull up. the picture, it's a replica Super Bowl ring. [laughter] Uh it is it's I I have felt. terrible for the last four years. [laughter] that I lost your ring in. Skyline, Chile. Uh, it it may or may not. be currently stuck in customs. >> I can't believe you really lost your. [ __ ] Super Bowl ring, dude. >> We went back and reviewed the [laughter]. footage and it is 100% my fault. He.

said, "Jake, go get it." And I just. didn't hear it. So, I have felt I have. felt terrible. So, a replacement is also. on the way. Merry Christmas. [laughter]. Serious. >> Thank you very much, Jake. This is I. can't wait to get this and actually see. what this looks like cuz this is going. to be great, too. that that cannot have. fallen within the $50 uh. >> that's the thing. This is why it it it. was not it's certainly not a realistic. ring. I'll put it that way. We had $50. to spend. [laughter] I went right up to.

that limit, but I swear I did not go. over wondering what the craftsmanship on. this ring is going to be like when we. >> event. >> So, the rings the rings plus these golf. balls are both under $50. >> Correct. Yeah. I think it was And the. And the golf balls were [laughter] more. expensive. Merry Christmas. >> See what this looks like. >> Good luck with that. >> I'm pretty sure it says FOS on the side. of it. So, you'll have [laughter] that. >> You'll have that as well. >> That's a bad. >> I prefer. >> All right, my turn. I have a box. Shake.

it. We've got something wrapped. >> Ooh. Ooh, >> that was a good collective. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, we got a box. This thing could not be more wrapped. [laughter]. >> You're working for it. >> Please do not cut yourself. >> It came really close. >> All right, we got some. >> All right, we got It looks like a. >> No [ __ ] way. [laughter].

It's a Jets Super Bowl ring. >> The irony. >> That is [ __ ] awesome. >> That's really funny. The irony. >> Oh my god, that's [ __ ] great. >> That's amazing. >> Oh, this is sick. >> You ever seen one of those before? >> No, I have not. Look at [laughter] that. >> Look at that. >> This is [ __ ] awesome. >> Well done. >> I I'm going to assume this came from. Travis. >> The old Joe Nameoth Super Bowl ring.

Man, >> this is Thank you. Thank you. [laughter]. This is and unfortunately the Joe. Nameoth goes for $50 and the Nick Fos. goes for I believe [laughter]. >> these are significantly more rare. The. Eagles have at least twice as many Super. Bowl rings as the Jets. [laughter] So. we'll take it. >> I thought it would actually come with a. fur coat. I thought it came with the fur. coat that. >> that's next year. That's next. Yeah, there you go. There we go. >> It just slowly turned Jake into Joe.

Nameoth. gets sideburns [laughter] a. year after he gets the mud and chops. them. >> Uh, all right, Travis, you were the last. man. >> Thank you, Travis. That was awesome. >> Oh, yeah, baby. >> All right, >> welcome to the. kid in Hebrew. Um, all right. Here we. go. A Kansas City. book of some sort. Let's zip this thing. open and see what we got here. >> You know it. A [ __ ] ton of player cards.

Let's go. >> There we go. [laughter]. >> And two of my favorites sitting right. there in the front, baby. Let's go. >> Brandon, you got a [ __ ] card. I. didn't know that. >> Uh that came from a 92enter in Kansas. City. She gave us a bunch of like our. own custom cards. So yeah, you got you. got a Borders rookie card in there, brother. >> Borders. There's also a Wait, go to the. Jason card. There's a Jason card. I got. you. was it was right in the beginning. >> I got you a Jason draft diamond card.

Now, that is the closest thing you can. find to a Jason Kelsey rookie card. >> This guy right here, >> that right there, that is Jason as a. rookie, but they made this in 23, I. believe it was minted, so. >> Jason, >> it's you as a rookie, but they didn't. make you an official rookie card. They. made you like a later. >> Oh, [ __ ] He turned out really good. >> I actually have I think I do have an. official rookie card, but it's not from. when I was a rookie. Okay. >> Every every player's like first card is.

technically their rookie card, but I. think it's from like 2018. like a seven years. >> When I when I asked the guy at the card. store, I was like, "Do you have Jason. Kelsey rookies?" He just looked at me. like, "What the [ __ ] are you talking. about?" So that is that is a picture of. you as a rookie but on a card made in. like 2024. I went to my local card. store. They just have these giant bins. of football cards. So I went through a. couple years and I made you a pack of. like a bunch of Chiefs and some friends. at the show. >> Oh, nice. So they they also like only. cost like each. So like I spent like two.

hours digging through cards just finding. dudes. It is really fun to do. >> Are you kidding me? That sounds like a. blast. >> That would be pretty dope to have cards. from everybody who's been on the show. >> Unstoppable. Chris Stone Cold Jones. >> I found some good ones. I found some. There's a couple like really weird rare. ones in there that I was really excited. to pull. should even partner with like. the artists that like make player cards. to like make ones for celebrities to. come on the show. >> Show them. Show them, Travis. Show them. Show them. Show them. Show them. >> Show them all of them. >> Just your face.

>> I'll throw uh You got a good old Cheetah. right there. That thing's sweet. >> Good cheetah. Good cheetah. >> I remember that play. I remember that. play against Tennessee. One of the. coldest games ever. Oh, nice man. Jmack, baby. Jeremy Macklin. >> Got a Jmack. >> How about it, man? >> Yeah. >> Eagle and Chief. >> Missou. Old Lenny Dawson. RIP to the legend, man. That was I was awesome. I was. pumped to pull that one. >> Payton [laughter] Hillis. >> Peyton Hillis. That's That's. >> Payton Hillis played for the Chiefs. I. remember that. I think.

>> I'm pretty sure he was right after the. Cleveland. >> I think he was right before you got. there, but he was pretty sweet card. So, I figured I'd. >> 2011. Yeah. >> Yeah. Madden cover. >> God damn. Jamal Charles NFL. >> my guy. Dant Poe, rookie card. >> It's a rookie Dant Po. Those are rare. Those are rare. They don't just They. don't make that many of those. >> One of the only defensive players to uh. run, catch, and uh throw a touchdown.

pass in the NFL. >> Good. >> And I think he's like the heaviest to. ever throw a touchdown pass. [laughter]. >> That's a great stat. >> Shady. >> Yeah, >> there we go. Shady. I had to especially. ask the guys at the store like, "Where. are the Jason Kelsey cards?" And they're. like, "Oh, we keep those in the back.". And I'm like, "No, I'm not kidding. You. weren't Jason. No, you weren't in the. bin. I dug through your rookie year. I. dug through Super Bowl after Super Bowl. year thinking like there'd be a lot of. Eagles in there.". >> Oh, we got a.

>> There's Jason. Sweet. You got You got to. ask. You're behind the counter, brother. [laughter] That's an honor. >> It's a prized possession. >> That's a prize possession. >> Friends of the show and just friends of. friends of friends. A little Joe Thomas. >> Joe Thomas. Some uh. >> nice. >> Alejandro Villinoeva. >> Legend. >> Legend. That's a sweet card, too. All. hands team. Oh, that's a sweet card. All. hands team. >> Him catching a pass right there. >> Look at him go. [laughter]. >> Thick six, baby. Oh, Greg Olsen. We got.

to get him on. >> kitties. Let's go, baby. And then Jules, what looks like in in the Super Bowl. >> It's a Super Bowl MVP. >> Super Bowl MVP card. How about that? Yeah, >> that's sweet. Red gloves, baby. Swack. them out. >> Digging through bins of football cards. is very fun. >> And then Zack Z, babys. >> Got you. >> in the gang. Green, man. >> Got all the titans, baby. >> Let's go. And then old school colors. Uh. Matt Stafford in his. >> Matty.

>> Wow. Classic. Classic. Dude, this is sweet, man. >> But yeah, I put them all in my book. >> All in my card book. Those are That is. your official. >> your official sleeve It book. >> That's not official. Actually, it's a. bootleg Chiefs card holder. [laughter]. >> Chiefs. >> I had to keep it under 50. So, the. official one was a little pricey. The. bootleg one under 50. >> Thank you, dude. [ __ ] yeah. >> Happy holidays. >> Happy holidays, guys. That was New. Height Secret Santa brought to you by. Raising Canes.

Thanks, guys. Happy holidays. >> Hey, let's wrap this up. We're waiting. for Kylie. We making him wait way too. long. Yeah. All righty. Thank you to our presenting sponsor, Nike. Big day tomorrow, Trev. You ready? >> Oh, yeah. I'm always ready, baby. It's. game day. I'm game day ready, baby. Let's go. >> Yeah, game day. Well, there's Yeah, there's Christmas. >> Well, yeah. Yeah, but it's football on.

Christmas, which. Yeah. And our friends at Nike Basketball. have something special coming tomorrow. as well. >> A Christmas surprise, if you will. And. it might feature a friend of the show. >> What? We have so many friends of the. show. I wonder which one it could be. >> Nike just getting started. And the. answer will be revealed on socials. tomorrow. >> Oh, what the. >> You're not even going to tell me. >> That's how you do a tease. That's how. you do a tease, T. >> All right. Well, check out Nike. Basketball at Nike Basketball on.

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>> Hey, one of my favorites. Netflix is. basically Santa bringing us the NFL. action this Christmas. >> First up, 100 p.m. Eastern. We've got an. NFC East showdown with the Cowboys. versus the Commanders. You already know. they're going to be uh bringing that. rivalry some energy. >> Hey. Then at 4:30 Eastern, it's the. Lions taking on the Vikings. Two teams. battling it out for the NFC North. Supremacy, >> and they're going all out with Snoop. Doggs holiday halftime party during the. Vikings game live from US Bank Stadium.

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prestigious air. Uh, previous record. holder for the most viewed episode of. all time, recently broken by just a. little bit. She's the host of a iard. radio's [laughter] best emerging. podcast, one of the Apple Pod's best new. shows of 2025. >> She's also the number one fan of. Japanese Maples uh both real and. [laughter]. uh symbolic. ANYWAYS, KELSEY IS BACK TO. THE SHOW EVERYONE. Y.

>> What's up, Kai? >> Hi. >> How you doing? >> Doing. >> You actually really do like Japanese. maples. I think that's why I thought. Japanese maple cuz I. >> I'm pretty sure we have two in our. backyard. >> We do have two in our back. What do you. mean? You're You know what a Japanese. maple is? You know we have. >> You're right. I'm their biggest fan. We. have two in our backyard. >> I'll tell you what, the ones in your. backyard are beautiful, >> aren't they? >> Yep. Especially on a falling color. Great tree climbing trees. >> Yep. >> Mhm. [laughter]. >> Yep. For this for this bit, I don't. think we can talk about how you climb.

the Japanese people in the backyard. [laughter]. [snorts]. >> All right. All right. >> Uh, guy, how you been? Congrats on. everything. We're not going to lie. >> Thank you. >> Been crushing it. >> Thanks. >> You having fun? You having fun being a. podcaster now? Like you like you're in. it. >> You're in it in it. >> I'm very lucky to get to speak to the. people that I get to speak to. >> It's It's Yeah, >> it's very cool. Uh, and I'm very excited. when I get to learn from them and ask. questions that I've had for a long time. But other than that, I do feel bad that.

people are plagued with more of me. >> [laughter]. >> That sucks. >> I don't think anybody's upset about. that. I don't know. One person is upset. about that. What's Who's your favorite. guest you've had so far? >> Can't say me. Can't say. Can't say me. >> Oh, that's exactly where I was going to. go. >> Most most surprising favorite. >> Um I can't say you. >> No, can't say me. >> Cuz I was going to say that. Uh I mean I. got to talk to Michelle Obama. I was.

that I think I'm still sweating slightly. from that conversation. >> All right, nice. So, you're not we're. not the only ones that do this, Jason. Nice. Perfect. All right, cool. >> Cold sweats. Uh, I just got a chance to. talk to Asia Wilson. She was absolutely. hilarious and kind of trying to recruit. her when the W comes to Philly in 2030. So, >> where does she live? >> Uh, she's LA, right? No, she's in Vegas. right now. >> Oh, okay. >> So, >> the Aces? Yeah, I just Phillyy's fun and.

I tried to tell her Philly loves their. teams and Philly's got rally in a way. that. >> I think she would really enjoy. So, there's that. >> I also got to talk to Bendy Irwin. I. don't want to minimize that. That was. like a childhood dream come true. >> Really? Why is that? >> It wasn't a childhood dream come true. Bendy wasn't even alive when you were a. child. I watched Bindy with her dad on. the crocodile on her when I used to. watch Animal Planet after school. >> How old is Bendy or one?

>> Uh, not too terribly. Like not a whole. lot younger than me. >> Really? >> Okay. >> I say that with the assumption that I'm. still 24. >> I was going to say she's 27. I I. believe. Um, >> 27. >> Did you just Google that? Oh, Brandon. wrote it in the run. Brandon wrote it in. the run down. >> That's only six years younger than me. Were you a big Animal Planet kid? >> Big. >> Kylie's big. Big into the animals. Huge. >> Big into the animals. Well, now we got. to go down. I was about to say we well. known otter lover.

>> Uh otter orcas. >> Do you know I just got to visit the. otter at the Philadelphia Zoo because. they were like, "Uncle Travel love. this." And I was like, >> "Great, bring me in." They were so loud. Trav. deafening. Were. they like barking or how how are they. laughing? They're. >> um squeaking, squealing. >> I can see like a lot of screaming like a. >> It was like screaming bloody murder. It. was crazy. >> Screaming. [snorts] That's That's a.

bloody murder. >> Yeah, we don't really. >> It was loud. >> Don't Kelsey's are loud. Kelsey's are. loud. >> I was equipped. I was like, I could be. in here all day between my kids and my. husband. [laughter]. >> I think I know your favorite animal. Do. you think I can write down your favorite. animal. >> and we can do it? >> She talks about animals a lot. >> Just say it on three. I'm gonna say it. on three. One, two, three. >> Giraff. Yeah. >> They are majestic. They are majestic. >> I always say they're my people.

>> Mhm. >> Cuz we're both tall. >> They're tall. >> Oh, nice. Yeah. >> Travis is like, "What the hell do you. have in common with a giraffe?". >> Weird. Uh. >> I do love an orangutang. I love a. gibbon. >> Gibbons. Yep. At the zoo. Gibbons are so. funny. >> Gibbons are your favorite incarcerated. animals. Come again. So, what's a gibbon? >> A gibbon is they sort of have uh their. face framed with a different color and. then they have really long arms, really. long legs, and they swing. If you've. ever seen action, there's a stuffy at.

the monkeys. >> Yes. That have their hands velcroed and. you can wear them as like a little. necklace. >> Wow. >> And they swing around like goobers. Yeah, they're they would do really well. Like if we should do a. >> wild animal ninja warrior, Gibbons would. perform extremely well. Grip strength. [laughter] Grip strength outstanding. >> Yeah, for sure. >> I love them. >> So, those are your land animals. What. about sea animals? >> I love a shark.

>> What is it about sharks? I I hate them. I'm so terrified. >> Actually, I just don't really have. problems. I just don't have beef with. sharks the way you do. There's just. something. that terrifies me. >> I will say a sea turtle is majestic. >> Sea turtle. >> It is. A sea turtle is majestic. >> And the fact that you're not allowed to. touch them and I'm a rule follower. >> Like a African tortoise? >> No. Like a real a whole Well, have you. seen a Have you seen a leatherback sea.

turtle? Those [ __ ] are huge. >> I don't know if I don't know [snorts]. what I've seen. I just know I've seen an. enormous turtle before. >> Sea turtle. >> Big old sea turtle. And but the shell. goes like up. It goes like up and. around. >> Oh yeah. And it's a leatherback. >> It's a leather back. >> That those things are crazy. >> They're massive. >> Yeah. They live to be like a 100 years. old, too, right? Like 70 to 100. >> You're think. >> all those big turtles. They got long. lifeans unless you give them some type. of like radiological.

>> sludge and they live in the sewer. You. know, I just got to meet I got to meet. newborn Galopagos tortoises. >> Oh, no. Really? >> Yeah. >> So, what's. what's exciting about that? >> Their mom 97 years old. >> Holy [ __ ] Is she still laying eggs? >> She just had them. They're her first. clutch of eggs. Her name's Mommy. >> If you live to 200. >> Yeah. >> Are newborns. older? Do does that stretch?

>> I'm sorry. What? Because it's not an old. turtle if it's like a 100 and it lives. to 200. It's middle-aged. So does every. other like as an adolescent turtle. instead of being like a 13-year-old. adolescent turtles are 50. So it's a. newborn turtle instead of like a zero to. one year old turtle. Now we got like a. zero to 5year-old turtles or newborn. turtles. >> He's trying to He's trying to turtle. math right now. He's trying to turtle. math. It's not going well. >> I was about to say Yeah. I think he was. >> Yeah. Searching for it. Yeah.

>> Okay. All right. I think they're still. however long they've been on the earth. >> I think it's just cool because so mommy. the turtle that just the tortoise that. just had the. >> So she just. >> she's been in Philadelphia since she was. four years old. So she's been in Philly. for 93 years which is crazy. >> She's been in Philly for 93 years. >> 93 years which means like when I was. growing up I saw her at the zoo. >> Yeah. Well it means when Lisa was. growing up. >> Isn't that cool? It like crosses. generations. >> Has she been incarcerated the whole. time? >> Yeah. What? Uh, [laughter].

>> I'm just gonna let him have it. >> Is it. >> What are we even doing? >> How have you been dealing with being. dethroned by um Travis's better half? >> Great. >> Yes. [laughter]. I'm always cheering on Taylor and. everything that she does. So, the fact. that I finally got dethroned, >> it was welcome. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Nice. Tay Tay. Shout out to Taye. >> There we go. All right. Are you tired of. being tagged in pictures of Japanese. maples?

>> Nah, [ __ ] it. Literally. No, I'm. kidding. Oh, >> it. >> How quick does stupid [ __ ] we do on the. show get back to you? >> Very fast. Um, every night on my doom. scroll, I get it. >> The most recent was when uh which I do. want to set the record straight. You. don't have to keep this in the show. When you said that you don't fight, you. were joking, right? Like you were being. sarcastic. The giggle afterwards. suggested that you were being sarcastic. >> What? [laughter and snorts].

>> Because Emma tried to ask me about it on. my rundown and I was just like I'm. pretty sure Tra was joking. >> Fight. Wow. Fight who? Fight. Who do I. fight? >> Arguing. >> Defensive players. >> Yeah. >> Oh, defensive guys. Yeah, I fight. >> I'm a fighter in that sense of it. >> Perfect. >> Um. >> Yep. Continue. >> Me and Tay, we we definitely don't. fight. Um, >> we don't either. I I mean I can attest to it. I've never. seen it. >> It's not true.

>> That's fair. >> Um. >> doesn't happen often. >> No, I think it's probably about the. standard. >> Well, let's start a fight. How do you. feel about Jason blaming the birds. losses this year on you and you not. turning your back to watch the game? >> I'll take it. Honestly, he [laughter]. That's so bad. [snorts] I'll. [clears throat] take it though. >> All right. Yeah, I do feel responsible. There's only so much control you have. and it's what you can do. >> Yeah, you got to control what you can.

control. >> To be fair, a couple weeks ago, >> that's all you can control. >> Yeah. >> I turned it around trying to get some. Chief's magic. Like, we're we're trying. to we're trying to spread the goodwill, you know? >> What do you think it is about turning. around that shifts the tides? >> It's um it's a it's a selfless act. It's a selfless act because it's like. >> it's a sacrifice. It's a sacrifice of. your own fandom. >> Yes. Because I'm like I want to watch. this so badly. >> So, how can we up the sacrifice?

>> Sounds like you guys got to black out. the games. >> That's another that's a that's a big. time sacrifice. I was going like animal. sacrifice. That's all in my head. >> Ooh. What kind of animal would you. >> Why do you always take it one step too. far? >> I I'd be willing to sacrifice a cat. [laughter]. >> That was uncalled for, but hilarious. But uh yeah, what would be an. >> You got to go, Jo. You got to sacrifice. some chickens. >> We'll start off with just a stink bug. Just slit [snorts] right in half. Boom.

>> No, we're not sacrificing anything. >> You got to sacrifice a little. You got. to sacrifice. >> What's a What's a What's a suitable. sacrifice to take the sacrifice up? >> Nice. Let's get out of this. Uh Jason, uh you guys Oh, nice. You and Kylie both. just went curling. What? >> We did. >> Yeah. South Dakota. Were you guys South. Dakota? >> You went back to old stomping grounds, huh? I bought it. Shout out to Gramps. >> Yeah. So excited to tell people when. people Everyone there was so nice. >> You know, this isn't my first time here.

[laughter]. >> That's right. >> I used to frequent this neighborhood. quite here twice. [laughter]. >> I'll tell you what. You [snorts] get off. that plane, you know what? You don't. remember? The. >> pungent. >> pungent aroma. >> of what? >> I don't really know. >> Pork byproduct I believe was the answer. that apparently there's a. >> byproduct. I've heard mixture. >> They got a gizzy farm out there. >> I think [laughter] probably more than. just gizzies. Yeah, they got they got.

some type of animal manufacturing. facility. And then there was another one. that somebody said it might be. But. apparently when the winds are just. right, it brings that right down. [laughter] into the sea. when the winds are just right. Just. right. >> I felt bad. I got into our our uh our. very nice driver's car and I thought it. was him. I thought he just had like bad. bo. I was like there's some weird thing. happening. >> I was like something is like rotting. I. don't know what there's like a sulfuric. >> That's what it was. That's what it that.

Yes. And. >> and then I got out of the car and it was. just got to the hotel room for him to be. like that smell is still here. >> Yes. And I was like, >> "He's been with us since we landed.". >> Is it me? >> No, he straight up was like, "For a. second, I thought it was our driver.". >> Anyway, so Sou Falls was great. Su Falls. was fantast. >> Yeah. Tell me more about curling. I want. to know. I want to know. Is Was it easy? Was it. >> No, >> it's not easy. >> It's not easy. Do you have special shoes.

or did did you guys just go. >> We So, no. We There was one thing that I. was actually very upset about with. Kelly. Um I. >> you didn't have the right you got to. know the terrain. >> Got to have the equipment. Got to have. the right. >> Got to know the terrain. >> I have the I but shamefully I asked day. of I was like so do you we have like. shoes waiting us I'm assuming. >> And she's like no we just going to. tennis. She's like how are we going to. They're wearing like special like. cleats. You don't I'm not going to. >> shoes got Yeah. >> Yeah. So yeah. Anyways um no we did not. have uh the proper footwear.

>> Well that definitely makes it harder. They have these like sliders though, so. you can do the start and then the ice. because it's pebbled isn't really. actually that slick. And some people uh. don't wear the slider when they're doing. the broom action sweeping. So, it really. wasn't as big of a hindrance as I. thought it was going to be is kind of. what I'm trying to say. >> Oh, all right. >> I do think it's easier with the shoes, but it's just it wasn't that imperative. that we had the right footwear. >> So, who won? So, we didn't really do a.

full game. >> No. >> All right. Who is better? >> I do think there is a chance that Oh, no. >> I do want to do a full chance. >> Oh, let's go. >> Yeah. [screaming] That's [ __ ]. technique right there. >> Was good. >> There is a chance that I This could be. the thing. >> Beautiful throw. >> This could be the thing that gives me. the upper hand. >> Get it going because. >> Get it going. Get it going. It involves. flexibility. >> that someone. >> You got to get in front of it, Jason.

>> I was in front of it. >> Oh, no. I think you were to the side of. it. >> Well, you you go to where it's going. So, it was curling. So, you got to sweep. to like where it's going. >> There were a bunch of I thought you were. like steering it. >> You You actually can do that. I'm not. good enough to do that. >> Oh, >> you That's a relatively new uh. development in the world of curling, apparently. So, before you would just. try and sweep in front of it. >> Yeah. But now they found out that like. if you put a certain spin on it and you. almost like sweep to like groove it in. that area, you can influence it more.

And that's kind of changed. >> the sport in some ways. Tyler told me. that. What's uh what was Tyler's last. name? Do you remember? >> It was. Sou Falls. >> No, we were with the We were with the uh. the Olympic teams. >> Oh, nice. Is the Olympic teams? >> Yes. Yes. So that's who we were with. What? >> You have watched the brother sister. combo that we were with? >> Yes. >> Nice. It's usually brother sister or uh. husband wife if I'm not.

>> I do believe there is one pair one mixed. double that is uh husband and wife. >> married. Nice. >> Yep. >> So [snorts] yeah, we were Matt Hamilton. was teaching us to sweep who is on team. USA. Um, >> I still remember watching him and Becca. in uh in 2018. >> Yeah. And then Tyler is like the main. commentator for USA Curly. He does he. does all the Olympic. >> cover. He's the color guy. He knows what.

he's talking about. >> Nice. >> He's very good. There's actually that. was one of the fun things. We got to. watch a qualifier. >> right in front of us. >> Nice. I got to stand next to him and. talk to him the whole match. We were. talking lot of curling strategy, hammer action, putting up I forget the terms, it's not. a block, but it's essentially a block. [ __ ]. I do know offensive strategy. If you. want to if you got the lead, you want to. keep the middle open. That's a conser.

that's like a pretty like conservative. strategy. You want to increase the. difficulty and like make people go for. shots and be aggressive. >> Yeah. >> You try and keep the middle closed. And. generally, if somebody has a hammer, you. want to close the middle. So, if you're. throwing first, that's why you'll see. them throw up a block every once in a. while to start off, which is in between. the uh the target area, whatever that. was called again, and then like the line. >> that out. >> You want to be like six feet right in. front of that. >> It's all up here, guys.

>> And you can't knock out a block. You. can't knock out one of those until the. fifth shot has been thrown. >> Oh, see, I didn't know that. I was just. like, >> why don't you just continue knocking. them out of there? >> Yeah, >> just bully your way through there. No, that makes sense. >> That's why. >> There you go. >> So, yeah. Um, had a blast. Kai, we did. have a little competition. Kai won. >> Thank you. Thank you. Who was better? >> Wait, we don't want to release this. information because it is coming out on. your channel.

I want to have a legitimate match. though. They just kind of taught us the. technique. We only did like a couple. [laughter] of threes aka Jason. >> I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure if I. would have gotten. >> I would have a legit match. >> I if I would have got Well, that's what. I thought I was going for. I came away a. little bit disappointed. >> She got closer to the bullseye. >> I don't think so. I think his throw was. better. I think they gave me a they I.

>> [snorts]. >> I there I think that I was given a. consolation pro almost like a. participation trophy situation but I. have full faith that because I am more. flexible than him by leaps and bounds. >> I will say my knee was hurt doing a full. game. I don't know I've been able to. walk. >> And we did how many we. >> did six throws? >> Yeah. Baby, >> you knew you were going curling and. didn't bring a dicloanac. [laughter].

>> That was him warming up. >> Got to activate the glutes. GOT TO. ACTIVATE THE GLUTES. >> GOT TO GET them glutes firing. Look at. this guy. Oh my god. What a [ __ ] guy. All right, we're going to start. All. right, hold on real quick. I got to go. [laughter] over here and warm up. >> That's exactly what happened. >> Oh, we're starting. My bad. I'm not. ready. >> Right. >> God damn it. That's hilarious. No, I do. want Tri. We've talked about Curl a. bunch. >> Everyone was talking about the um the.

facility that Jared Allen has down in. Nashville. >> Yeah. >> Where it's like a recreational. It's. like almost like a bowling alley for. like curling and he's big into the. curling community and sport now. >> I think it'd be a blast to do curling. >> I found out while we were there that. there was a curling club. >> 20 minutes from our house. >> Well, I knew about it. >> Why didn't you tell me? I was about to. say it sounds like you're with. Sou Falls. >> Yeah. >> But no, I'm I'm in. >> And I I may or may not.

>> I Dude, I really think. >> go to get my. >> You give me like a couple more throws. [laughter]. >> I'm actually getting private lessons for. >> We could be being competitive at this in. Trav. You give us a couple more throws. I mean, we're not like an Olympics, but. I think I could I could hold my own in. the Philadelphia League. feel very. confident about this. >> You just you just told everybody you. don't know if you'd be able to do a full. game. >> Yeah, but I mean. >> about the next I'll figure it out.

>> There you go. Well, that's fun. I've. always wanted to do curling. Curling was. always at uh the Cleveland Skating Club. >> Yep. >> Yep. >> Did they ice or they did it on regular. ice? >> No, they had like curling ice. >> That's cool. >> Yep. >> Wait, what? There's different ice. Well, that's what we were talking about. It's. pebbled and then there's like So, regular ice is flat, >> right? It's just ice, >> like a hockey ice. >> Curling is like purposely like they. spray it with like a hose to give it.

pebble texture and that helps control. and the uh the the rocks actually slide. further with the pebbling. It like. doesn't. >> it doesn't have as much friction to it. And then the sweeping makes a bigger. difference with the pebbles because then. you're like slowly. >> do that gesture solo. >> The pebbles. >> No, the sweeping. You're sweeping down. here. >> Sweeping. [laughter]. Sweeping. >> children. >> Well, that's fun. You You went You went.

back to beautiful Sou Falls, South. Dakota. Did you um did you see Mount. Rushmore while you were there? >> No, I forgot how far it is. It's a. That's a 4-hour hike west. An old sat. >> We did look it up before we left. >> Yeah. >> Nice. >> No, we did not go to Mount Rushmore. Um, we just did the curling. >> You know, the old tale is there's a. treasure somewhere around Mount. Rushmore. >> Is that a national treasure reference? >> I was going to say, is that is cage.

looking for it? >> Trying to remember. Was was Mount. Rushmore a national treasure? I remember. that. >> Yeah, it was. I think it was like the. third [laughter] second one. >> I was going to say it definitely wasn't. the first one. I think the first one was. uh Philadelphia Declaration of. Independence, wasn't it? >> Liberty Bell. >> Uh the first one was um independence. There was definitely Philadelphia. references, but I don't I think where. when he actually got into like that.

little area, I don't think that was. Philadelphia, >> was it? I'm pretty sure he stole the. Declaration of Independence, which is in. Philadelphia. >> No, it's not. >> I am I'm with Jason on this one. I do I. I do believe it is has since been signed. and then taken to Washington DC. >> In DC on display, I'm pretty sure. I. know Independence Hall where they signed. it is in Philly. I'm aware of that, >> but I think like where it's held is in.

DC. There we. >> go. >> Constitution. have actually. >> Sorry. Sorry. Just kidding. >> We got the Liberty Bell though. They let. us keep that. >> new capital. >> They let us keep the broken bell. >> Guys, history was never my strong suit. I don't claim history. >> Who knows if it's the truth or not. You. know, >> I heard Nicholas Cage still has the OG. declaration of. >> that would be pretty badass. He's still. spray. He's still. >> lemon juice all over.

>> lime [laughter] juice. God damn, that movie is so. >> Wow, >> it was a. >> Why does the Declaration of Independence. smell like Lysol? [laughter]. >> It's [laughter] got the What's the woman. that freaking did the Lysol commercials? >> Oh, Bam. What did. >> Wasn't it Bam? >> I don't know. I might have seen like one. of these old [ __ ] Lysol commercials. there. >> What are you talking about?

>> I don't know. It was just it's I don't. I'm getting an image of the Lysol. commercial lady in the Declaration of. Independence. I think it sounds funny. I. don't know why. >> I got to look. >> This is the next garage beer commercial. >> Yeah, this might be. >> Here we go. >> We're going to we're going to put garage. beer lime on the Declaration of. Independence. [laughter]. Garage beer. >> That's brilliant. [clears throat and laughter]. It's brilliant. What does it decode? Um, it it shows us where the uh the national.

uh. beer treasure is. I don't know. >> Golden rye. What do you make it with? Wheat. Golden wheat. >> Oo. Kais on to it. >> A field of golden. >> Golden wheat. Talk about hops. >> Hops. Thank you. >> Barley. >> I don't [ __ ] drink beer. Why the [ __ ]. would I know what it's made out of? >> It's fair. >> Why am I getting these light? I can't. find this Lysol commercial. >> You've been thinking of the pine saw. lady this whole time. >> Pine [laughter] big pine saw. Thank you. so much. >> I I've been sitting here just like. biting my tongue for you to [laughter]. find it, but it's a pine.

>> Did you know it? And it's not even It's. not even lemon, is it? >> Uh, I'm sure they have a lemon. >> Lysol is what every NFL locker room has. >> next to the next to the can. >> Pineol. >> Oh, here he goes. I think we can just I. think we can let this one go till later. >> Nope. >> All right. Here we go. [laughter]. >> Can you Do you want to plug the curling. episode? comes out in February. I was. told by Emma if you want to plug that. >> Uh yeah, I'll plug whatever Emma tells.

me to do. >> Uh. >> so when is the curling episode FFO. episode of us with the uh we were. curling at the US Olympic trials comes. out in February. >> Nice. >> In February. >> Just in time for the Winter Olympics. >> That's a long time. >> Mhm. How timely. It's like Queen Emma. lined that up on purpose. >> I think she did. >> Good job. Good job, Queen Emma. >> Well, I can't wait to see you guys on. the ice. Um, the last time I saw Kylie.

on the ice, it wasn't too smooth. [laughter] in Kansas City on skates. >> Weird. >> Weird. >> It's around this time of year. >> Thought we weren't going to bring that. [laughter] up. >> Uh, it wasn't Pebble. I. >> tell you what, you looked way way. smoother on the ice right there. Let me be clear. >> It's pebble. >> Travis, you have I don't know what it. is, but whenever we try winter sports,

we're with you. You were with us when we. were skiing in Aspen. >> We were together ice skating in Kansas. City. >> Yep. >> None of which have gone in my favor. That it's not it hasn't gone in my favor. whatsoever. >> It's not a not a winter sports. >> I My feet went out from under me like I. stepped on a [ __ ] banana [laughter]. peel. It was straight out of. >> You stepped on ice. You got to keep the. shoulders over toes. >> Straight out of a cartoon. My like woo. Right out from [laughter] under me. >> It'll get you. >> Thank god. I was I was wearing like a.

full puffer coat. >> Mhm. Get you. >> That's a very underrated thing that. people don't read. Ice is harder than. concrete. >> Hurts. >> For those of you that don't know, >> hurts your ego. >> Hurts your ass. >> Hurt your pride. >> I mean, so we've got a lot already. Do. we want to do Do we want to do kid. fights? >> What is the kid fights thing? >> We had people send in the dumbest fights. I've ever had with their child. >> I like that. I'm very in on. >> I thought you were talking about. children fighting children. I was going. to say our children didn't they don't.

really fist fight, but I will tell you. when. >> they fight all the time. >> No, they like fight but they don't get. into like a full fist fight. >> And the best part was is that your mom. came in. >> Yeah. >> and she taught them how to what is that. called? the leg thing. >> I have no idea what you're talking. about. >> She had them lay she had them lay down. opposite each other and. >> Oh, the leg wrestling. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I was an old school move. Mom, I don't. even know if mom even taught us that.

>> Yeah. I vaguely remember that. My Our. dad used to actually sit us down in the. living room and just have us wrestle. >> Yeah. Which went great for me. >> Full on like rules. Like we would we. would have one person. Okay, you're down. this time all fours. >> Your hands got to be here. Grab his. elbow. All right, go. [laughter]. >> I got [ __ ] It was the worst. >> I've been teaching Ellie the headbutt. >> As if the poor child needs any more head.

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State North American Insurance Company. and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. >> All right, let's do let's do some kid. fights. The other week, we talked about. the great Disney World waffle fight of. 2025 between me and Wyatt. >> Iconic. >> Uh, so we asked the nighters, please. send in some of the dumbest fights that. you ever had with your kids. Kylie, as a. mom, can you uh tell us how you would. handle these situations? >> Okay, >> perfect. Here we go. >> Nice. >> From I can't read this, guys. My Trev, you read it. >> Jay Richardson, New Heights.

six-year-old nephew had a meltdown. because he insisted he could and should. be able to drive the car. >> Well, funny story. Travis did drive a. car at 6 years old. Right through the. back of our garage. >> Wow. Wow. The story that I heard was. that Travis is not fully to blame. >> Well, yeah. >> Who told you that? >> I convincing. >> Convincing? >> Right. >> That's not going to hold up in a court. of law. [laughter]. >> CONVINCING. OH, I WASN'T GOING TO SHOOT. HIM in the head, but my friend told me.

it was a good idea. He's really. >> You were there. >> Huh? I was there. I was at the crime. scene. >> You were at the crime scene. >> I was in loving the crime scene. >> You were witnessing every bit of me. walking it walking up to that car and. putting the keys in there and then. somehow getting that thing into neutral. >> at the age of three or four maybe. [clears throat]. >> We were still at the old house so it had. to be. >> Yeah. I I was I think I was five when we. moved to the Heights. >> It was four or five, I bet.

>> Yeah. So. >> impressive as someone with a. four-year-old. Very impressive. >> And to to say I drove the car through. the garage is a bit aggressive. >> Didn't you Did you I turn the key. I. don't even know if the engine started. >> I think you turn the key the everything. turns on and then put it in put it in. neutral. >> Okay. And then it just rolled and the. weight of the car went broke the door on. the garage. >> Sure. >> I Yeah. >> I didn't I didn't I wasn't smart enough,

I don't think. Yeah. To like put that. thing in drive and be like, "Let's do. this." [laughter]. >> All right, let's get back to Jay. Richardson's. >> Okay. >> Question. Six-year-old nephew had a. meltdown because what do we are we. saying how we would handle a. six-year-old driving? >> How would you Yeah. What would you tell. your kids if they insisted they could. and should be able to drive the car? Do. you just let them, you know, >> I'd give them the keys? [laughter].

>> See how Let's see how good you are at. this and then when they almost kill. themselves. >> No. >> Okay. >> Uh I would if it really got to a point. where you were at a stalemate, I would. without the keys in the car invite the. child to sit in the front seat and have. them like even if you got to put the. seat all the way down and all the way. back first. >> Nice. I would allow them to be. likewhelmed. Yeah. Like, hey, you can't. see the road from here and you can't. reach the pedals. How are you going to. drive? This is a grown-up job. >> Nice. I don't know. >> If it was really a stalemate, but our.

girls are pretty respectful about the. idea of like a grownup. That's a. grown-up thing to do. >> They're not Our kids aren't the big. aren't very fearless. They're very fearful right now. We're. still in that stage. >> Like, they start screaming if they. haven't buckled their seat belts yet, which is new new to me. [laughter]. You want to be a loser wants their. seatelt on in the pack. You. >> should be lying to me. You should be. telling me it's buckled and then you. don't have it buckled. That's what. [laughter]. >> that's what a kid does.

>> Wear your seat belts, kids. I would say. I would say being the one that doesn't. have any kids. Why don't you give him. just like one of those little like uh. go-karts? Give them the keys, >> says Uncle Trav. The only problem. [laughter]. >> is she still terrified to even get. behind the wheel. That's what I'm. saying. She's fear. She's a fearful. She's fearful. >> I think Wyatt drove it on the other. driveway. >> Yeah. Wyatt tried to put it at the max. speed. She was not having it. >> No, don't [laughter] do it. You can't. put it. You got to put it at the one or.

two. >> What is I was going to say was two. How. fast that thing go? >> It's not I mean. >> it was definitely like when you hit the. pedal it was like. >> like a little cheat a little bit. little. bit. >> She didn't like that. >> Um, >> she'll get used to it. I've seen Jason. throw her down the the car slide. >> where you you put her in the uh the. little chair and. >> roller coaster. >> Yeah, >> that that's going way faster than. anything. >> For [snorts] sure. >> Absolutely. But try and rationalize that. to them. >> They have Yeah. They don't have a lot of.

rational. >> can't even spell rationalize to them, let alone tell [laughter] them about it. >> Six old nephew had a meltdown because he. insisted he could should be able to. drive the car. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> start playing music loud and just, you. know, get to your next destination, I. guess. Um, all right, to the next one. Marian Bey, my four-year-old had a. meltdown because the time on his watch. kept changing. Lasted one hour. [laughter]. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, we're all getting older. It's uh.

it's a harsh reality. >> I'm I'm going to [ __ ] What. four-year-old has a [ __ ] watch? What. are we talking about? But I'm so. confused about this. >> Travis literally gave Wyatt a watch. >> Yeah, but she doesn't wear it or know. what time. She can't tell time. >> A month straight. To be fair, she wore. it even when it wasn't charged, which. was hilarious to me. She was like, "Got. to pull my watch." And I'm like, "Sure. do.". >> Yeah, you do. It's accessory both for. styling and telling time. She would have.

no idea what the the time changing or. >> I'm just so conf like is this BABY'S. LIKE IT'S ACTUALLY 7:00. OH, IT'S LIKE I. DON'T. >> NO, I think the fact that I'm assuming. >> I'm assuming that THIS WAS AN ALARM. >> THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. MY LIFE IS. OVER. >> IT'S GOING SO FAST. WHAT TIME'S THE. TRAIN GETTING HERE? LIKE WHAT ARE WE. TALKING ABOUT? I don't think this thing. >> I think that these things are the.

equivalent of if you cut a sandwich raw, you know. >> Yeah. It's just like getting them out of. their uh comfort zone. This is just like. a That's not what they wanted. >> Yes. And typically with especially a. four-year-old, you're talking about they. have a firm opinion on something they. that's exactly how they want it. >> All right. So, how we handle this? My. four-year-old had a meltdown because the. time on his watch kept changing. Just. take the batteries out. >> Yeah, take the batteries out. Keep. changing it back.

>> This one seems like a pretty simple one. to solve. Yeah, [laughter]. >> just keep winding that thing back. >> You teach them how to wind it backwards. >> Yeah, exactly. Oh, you don't want it to. change yet. Time is relevant. >> It's hard to know what time is. specifically. Yeah, right. Yeah. [gasps]. >> Let me tell you about a person. I'm. Albert Einstein. >> Let me tell you about time. >> Time is relative. That's about all I. know about the theory of relativity. But. >> theory of relativity. go down a rabbit hole. >> If you run fast enough, this watch will.

actually go back. [laughter]. >> Let me put a little movie on. It's. called Back to [laughter] the Future. >> Marty Mloud teaches us better than I. can. >> There we go. Oh man, that'll have the. kids glued. >> All right. >> That's a classic. The next one. Buy the. book at PA's. books. All right. This morning, my. nine-year-old uh called me a fat [ __ ]. and proceeded to try. >> to run away because we were forcing her. to go to the dentist.

>> Nice. Wow. >> How are you guys handling getting called. a fat [ __ ]. >> Dude, if I. [sighs and gasps] No comment. [laughter]. >> I gotta keep this one in house. >> Oh man. Nineyear-old too. >> I only swore at Donnie Gelu one time. [laughter] There's a reason. >> And I saw that one time and I never did. it. [laughter]. >> I said, "Mother fuck." And then before. that curve came out, [laughter].

>> she laid it across. >> Oh, yeah. >> I They were Mom was not a hitter. >> No, no, no. >> I think it's the only time I was struck. by mom. [laughter]. >> No, >> you only need to be struck. >> It only need to happen once. All right. I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't. >> What were you referring to as a. [ __ ]. >> I don't know. I think I just learned the. I don't remember it that well. I got a. concussion. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. I have to be honest about. that. Nine seems nine seems like.

>> aggressive. [sighs]. >> That's what that's like fifth fifth. grade about. Fourth fifth grade. >> Yeah, fourth. >> This is what I would do. This is what I. would do. If my nine-year-old called me. a fat [ __ ] I would say. >> Santa just heard you [laughter] AND. YOU'RE GETTING COLD. You think Santa's going to accept that? [laughter]. >> We're going to see who's a fat no heaven. presents [ __ ] on Christmas.

[laughter]. [snorts]. >> Oh no. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah, >> dude. It's just the dentist. That's all. we're do. We're just going to the. dentist. The dentist was always a good. time for me and Jason. >> Well, that's because we went straight to. the popcorn shop afterwards. Every time. we got candy. [laughter]. >> Yeah, we got candy to enjoy later. But. >> that's right. >> Yeah. >> After the fluoride treatment ran out. >> Yeah. After we would play video games. for 30 minutes in the waiting room.

>> Yeah. Freaking uh Mrs. Dr. Hall had the. freaking it was what was uh Mrs. Hall's. doctor name? Her maiden name? >> I forget. >> her doctor name. >> I forget it. Man, I feel like an idiot. Anyways, yeah, that practice was great. It had. like a Nintendo, then upped it to a. Super Nintendo, then had a Nintendo 64. out in the waiting room. >> We only had Highlights magazines. >> She had She had a good It was a It was a. good. >> And where's Waldo books? >> We had Where's Waldo's book? Yep.

>> We had Where's Waldo on the ceiling? >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Maybe not on the ceiling, but they were. in the There was like in the thing. >> The I Spy books though, everybody had. already circled every. >> Travis was like, "Somebody else did. that." Yeah, >> somebody got to it before I did. >> Was it you? >> No, I would have though. I would have. [ __ ] ruined it for everybody. >> All right. Yeah, I don't really know. what else. >> Nine feels old. >> Nine feels old. >> Nine feels old to have to reprimand them. for first of all. >> What do you mean? >> I mean, like, when our kids say.

something they shouldn't say right now, it's soap in your mouth. >> Soap in your mouth. Nice. >> So, what are you saying with a nine? >> How are you supposed to put soap in a. nine-year-old's mouth? I mean, I suppose. you could. >> doing it. Yep. I mean, they might. I. mean, now you're Wyatt, it's six. It's. only three more years. >> You're right. You're right. You just got. to scare them another way. You got to. scare them into where that leads to. Like, you keep calling people fat. [ __ ] You're going to prison. You got. to take them to prison. You got to show. them what prison looks like. >> We did nineyear-old is not [laughter]. >> We did have to explain to Wyatt the.

other day what like what the meaning of. fat is. >> She did not like my explanation. >> She's about 9year-old. please tell the. people what your explanation of fat is. >> So she asked, "What does fat mean?" And. I said, "Well, fat is a layer of your. skin." I said, "Everybody has fat. It's. all over your body. It's in your face. It's in your legs. It's all over. Everybody has fat." She was like, "Yeah, but what does it mean?" And I knew what. she meant. >> She meant if I were to call someone fat,

>> what does that mean? Yeah. >> Yeah. Like what am I what am I calling. them? >> Yeah. And why do they not like it? >> Yeah. And why is that terribly mean? Uh, and so then I said, "What do you think. fat means?" And she said, "Like chubby.". And I was like, "Yeah, that can also. mean that." Um, and she was like, "Okay." And I was like, "But you don't. call people that. You can talk about the. fat on your body, but you don't you. don't say that about somebody else." And. she was like, "Uh-huh.".

>> It [laughter] was it was it was not it. doesn't seem promising, but. >> we'll see. And also calling someone fat. is completely different than calling. someone a fat [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Takes it up a notch. >> To be fair, Wyatt uh Wyatt test drove. the word [ __ ] a couple times. >> Did she. >> not? Well, the one time I do remember. she used it in proper context, which. wasn't difficult. Ellie was inside the.

house and why it was closing the front. door and she went itch and closed. [laughter] it really slowly and said it. at the same time. >> So good. >> And as soon as I opened the door, she. was like, "Sorry." And immediate buyer's. remorse. Immediate. >> Yeah. >> Because she knew what was coming. It was. a It was a bar of soap. >> Did you give her the bar of soap or no? >> Uh I don't know that she got it that. time cuz she had buyer's remorse very. quickly. But she has gotten it before, which is why she knows I'm not joking. about a bar of soap.

>> Nice. >> You can't do empty threats. That's what. you can't do with it. >> That's you can't do that. >> It's a waste of time. >> I don't know if a bar of soap is too if. a nine-year-old's too old for a bar of. soap, but it's not a 2-year-old to. strike fear into. >> For sure. I mean, I would I would maybe. go so far as to look up pictures of. people without their dentures in and see. how she feels about that. >> Be like, "This is what happens.". >> We're going to have to address the fat. We're going to have to address the fat. [ __ ] thing before we get to the. dentistry. [laughter].

>> I just feel like the fat [ __ ] probably. [laughter]. >> Listen here, you short [ __ ] Get the. [ __ ] upstairs. You're in timeout. [laughter]. >> Uh, >> yeah. Also, nine is such an awkward age. Like, [laughter] what do they have that. you can take away? >> Huh? >> Uh, everything. Their freedom. >> Everything. [laughter] AIR AIR JAM. >> YOU'RE ENTITLED TO TAKE AWAY ALL of it. Yeah. God damn. That's good. >> Fat [ __ ] And like the crazy part is is. that child heard it somewhere.

[laughter]. >> I could have heard it anywhere. Nine-year-old. >> nineyear-old has access to the internet. Like. >> Well, tell them about they don't have. access to the internet. >> A lot of nine-year-olds nowadays have. access to the internet. Hours. >> I think I think they can hear it at. school. They could hear it in like a TV. thing. >> Yeah. >> Nineyear-olds. Yikes. >> Fat [ __ ]. >> Fat [ __ ] is so nasty. That. [clears throat] is so aggressive. >> So aggressive. >> Yeah. >> I'm not a huge fan of the word [ __ ]. Like unless it's in a playful way. I.

just don't I don't think it holds a lot. of weight. >> Yeah. You get called you get called a. fat [ __ ] by your kid. >> Just say that I get called a [ __ ]. often. I was going to be like, you know. what? Sometimes I wear it. [laughter]. >> Not funny. All right. My daughter, four. years old, >> serious. >> throwing a fit because her brother, six, flushed his poop before she could see. I. mean, that's a very [laughter]. >> I get told every time I'm wiping Betty's. ass, "Don't flush the toilet. I want to.

look at it." Which I understand. >> I'm 38 years old and I still look. looking at my [ __ ] before I flush it. >> You got to You got to. >> You got to take a look at it. It's just. proper like hygiene and it's important. to understand if you got [ __ ] issues. >> You got to know. You got to know. You. got to know. Don't flush it. But yo, you. got to take a look at that [ __ ]. >> Yeah, you got to see how you're done. >> I'm kind of with I'm kind of with the. four-year-old being upset about this. >> I will tell you, I have an embarrassing. number of shits in my camera roll that.

our child Let me be Let me clarify. They're from children. Uh when I've sent them to Jason when we. were potty training then like I would be. like, "Hey, look at that. That [ __ ] on. that's [ __ ] in a toilet. >> That's what happens when mom's at the. house. >> Mission accomplished. >> Yeah. So, I did realize that the other. day that my my camera roll has a. >> That's some good [ __ ] in it. >> A good eight to 10 photos of a toilet. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to tell you, I'm. I'm with the four-year-old on this one.

I think you need to reprimand the. six-year-old. [laughter]. What the [ __ ] are you doing flushing. that [ __ ] before anybody's taking a look. at it? All right. That's. >> No. No. No. >> If it's damaged, >> it was his [ __ ] [laughter] Yeah, he's. trying to. >> fouryear-old. >> My sister should have been able to see. the. >> She wanted to see his [ __ ] and he. flushed it. >> My brother, my daughter, four-year-old. throwing a fit because her brother. flushed his [ __ ]. >> Yes. >> For Oh, well. Yeah. I mean, that's not. your business. [laughter]. All right. Now I kind of get it. Now I.

kind of get it. All right. >> I can't That's his business. >> You just got to say like listen, everybody's [ __ ] is their own [ __ ] You. can't be getting your involved with. other people's [ __ ] bathroom you get. privacy. Everybody knows that. >> you you get your own only you get to. look at that [ __ ]. >> You have to handle your own [ __ ]. >> You can. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> There's only few places in this world. that you get to be just with your. thoughts and your [ __ ]. >> And the bathroom is one of them. >> Yes. That's so bad.

>> All right. Well, it is the holidays, so. let's get to a little Christmas. Let's. talk some Christmas here with Kai. Um, Kylie, can you help us with the new. heights gift guide for dudes who can't. shop good? >> Sure. >> Nice. Uh, we'll give you a genre of gift. and you tell us good, bad, trash, awesome idea for the fellas that are. listening to the show. All right, our. first one. We're just going to rapid. fire these things. Makeup,

>> good, bad. What do you like? >> Should we be buying makeup for you? Should we be buying makeup for women. >> for women? >> For women, if they enjoy it, I think. it's very obvious when a woman enjoys. makeup. You can determine that on your. own. For me, no. Don't [ __ ] buy me. >> Should men just be buying makeup without. knowing the specific makeup that. >> No, but you can go into uh certain. makeup stores and look up their account. based on their phone number and know. what their frequently shopped things. are. >> Wow. >> Here you go, boys. >> Is that a good one?

>> Feels like stalkerish. >> or good gift giving. >> I mean, it does. It's a great strategy. I just I feel a little I feel. >> actually kind of brilliant by. >> I feel like that's a invasion of my. privacy by these companies. >> I mean, maybe they won't like you, but I. think that they will. >> All right. Well, all right. >> You try. >> Next one. Anything health or fitness. related? That's Is it a fat [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> It does feel a little fat [ __ ] Uh. >> hey, look at this treadmill.

>> YOU FAT [ __ ] [laughter] THAT'S so. stinky. >> Uh, you're asking the wrong person. because I would say yes. I would. >> I was going to say if you got like Pelon. or something cool like that. >> Speaking for women of everyone. >> So I would go with more general, not. just you. >> More general. I would say pro unless she. explicitly asked for it. Absolutely not. >> No. >> Absolutely not. >> Are there degrees for that? >> No. >> Like health health related. But I feel.

like there's some in there that won't. feel like you're trying to send a. signal. >> Yeah, I was going to say, but what if. you are trying to send a signal? >> Well, listen. Sometimes. >> don't. >> Sometimes a little nudge. >> Don't. Period. >> What if you'd write on the card we could. work out together? >> Can't wait to use this as well. [laughter]. >> I'm telling you right now, [gasps]. >> you go first, though. Um, >> you you get her you also buy her a set. of.

>> take the maiden voyage. >> You also buy her a set of pants that are. a size smaller with the car that says. you can do it. >> A little extra motivation. [laughter]. >> God, no. Aggressively no. >> All right. Gift cards. >> Uh, if it's to a store that you know. that she shops. Yes. >> It I think Yeah. I I think some women. might find this to be a little. impersonal, but. >> I think it depends on the relationship. with the person you're getting the gift.

from. >> Agreed. But also with online shopping, then she's guaranteed to get something. she wants and it'll come right to her. door. >> I just feel like if you it's somebody. special, I wouldn't roll into the. holidays with just a gift card. [laughter]. >> Yeah, >> that's a great man right there. It's. good. Best advice Jason's ever given. right there. >> Yes, it honestly. >> Um [laughter] what about just nice. clothing? Um, sure. I don't see why not. >> I would air like a funny t-shirt. [laughter].

>> You could also send some signals there. >> That would piss me off. >> Airing smaller or bigger? >> Smaller. >> That would make you m more mad. >> Yeah. I If you get me something, I. actually want to wear it. And if I want. to wear it, I would rather it be too big. than too small. >> I am in the minority. Don't do that. I. was about to say I think you're sending. bad advice. >> Don't do that. I'm giving bad advice. Don't do that. >> Yeah. If you're [clears throat] going to. go for clothing, I would I would. >> You think I'm You think I'm a 20? You. think I'm a 20? >> Oh my god.

>> He doesn't even know. He doesn't even. know. >> He literally has no idea. He picked a. random [snorts] number. >> Let's be honest. Women's sizes don't. make any sense. >> They don't. >> Men's size is the actual circumference. of our waist. >> Yes. >> Or diameter. >> Yes. >> What What are women's sizes? >> They're just arbitrary numbers that make. you feel better. >> They're different at every store in. every brand. Makes no sense. >> It doesn't make any sense at all. >> All right. She's a size 34 waist. What. should we say? That's a four. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Just drop the three.

>> I. don't think that's right. >> Get that three out of here. We got to. get this into single digits somehow. >> Some Some pants are um I believe Yeah, those are the kind I like. I think some. pants are. similar to men, but then there's others. that are two through 20 something. >> So, there are women's pants that have. the same sizing as men. >> Go waist size. >> Make it the [ __ ].

>> It's all brand specific stuff. Yeah, >> it is. It's so dumb. >> What about scented candles? >> Uh, yes. I would love a scented candle, but we're not allowed to burn them in. our. >> anti- candles. All right. Jewelry. Jewelry. How do you feel about jewelry? to tie candles. >> No, I don't like chemicals just being. burned and thrust into the air for me to. be breathing in all day to get [ __ ]. brain cancer. [laughter]. >> Oh my god, that is quite the stance. >> Yeah, >> I'm not I don't think it makes any. sense. Why would I want some artificial.

[ __ ] flower thing in the air that. some person made in a lab from some. combination of vegetable this and that. and this essence I don't want it in my. face. >> Okay. >> Although I do like the charcoal uh. deodor I do like deodor charcoal uh. cologne. I'll go that. But the. >> the scent of candle it's just like. >> No, you don't like perfume perfumes. either. >> I'm not a. >> When we first started dating it was like. I don't like lipstick. I don't like. perfume. I don't like scented candles. And I was like, well, I don't wear.

lipstick. I barely wear. >> You're making this seem like I was. giving you ultimatums. This is not how. this went down. Those were [laughter]. >> I got You got into natural discussion. and I just said that I'm not a. >> fan. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I'll give you that. >> And now Benny just puts lipstick on all. day and I just like. >> all day. >> I [ __ ] love Benny. Um, jewelry. The. gift that we thought to give our mother. every birthday and Christmas. >> In particular, earrings. earrings. >> Yes. >> The jewelry part was not the issue. She.

eventually had is the problem is she. eventually had 50 pairs of earrings. >> To be fair, I feel like your mom mixes. up her jewelry quite a bit. >> Yeah. Is that. >> a now thing or is was that a when you. were growing up? Because. >> lying to you if I told you. >> I think it's a now thing. She might I. remember she was always like presentable. and look nice. >> Now I've got all these [ __ ] earrings. I might as well. >> I think that's what it is. Yeah. I think. she just over the over time she's just. kind of. >> accumulated. >> Yep. She's. >> jewelry is usually not a good idea. Most.

women don't like jewelry. [laughter]. >> God. Uh jewelry is a great idea. >> because I think there's there's varying. degrees of jewelry. >> 100%. >> Is there a bad degree of jewelry? >> Like would you get something from like. like and be like, "Oh, this is not it.". >> Yeah. Don't. >> and I'm mad. Uh, I don't know that I would be mad. I. just think that if it's going to turn. your skin green, probably don't get it. as a gift. >> Skin green. That's a thing.

>> Women know what I'm talking about. >> Yeah. And also, they shouldn't be. selling those things. >> No, they shouldn't. But they do, so. let's avoid them. >> Is there How long into a relationship? Is there like a time frame that you. should be in a relationship before you. go the jewelry route or is jewelry. always like acceptable? >> I feel like it's jewelry is like the. opposite of gift cards. Do you think. >> gift cards? You can go in a very like. low-level relationship. Maybe just a. friendly co-orker relationship. Nice.

gift card. If you show up with like a. really nice pair of jewelry to a. coworker, that's going to send some mix. >> That's going to send some [ __ ] high. alert. >> He had to bring up love. Actually, >> high alert. >> I didn't even realize. >> Well, that was Yeah, he was getting a. necklace to the m what was it? Sec. >> Secretary. >> Yep. >> Yeah. Well, you shouldn't be buying. >> I think there's a great spectrum of. jewelry that I think that you can hit. anytime in a relationship. Like, you. could get a cute pair of little studs.

for someone and that's that's. sufficient. >> What about like kitchen appliances? >> I will say what one of uh one of T's. favorite gifts that I got her was the. bread slicer. >> Oh, nice. >> Because she's she's been throwing. together so much [ __ ] sourdough. Gosh, >> the best gut health there is. I love. you, Ty. >> And it is true. Like, one of the. unfortunate things with making fresh. bread is trying to cut that [ __ ] It is. hard. >> And and. >> the slicer makes a big deal. >> Yeah. >> More importantly, the responsibility to.

eat it. >> What? >> Oh, no. That's the easy part. >> I take it upon myself to crush it as. fast as possible. >> Yeah. >> And that's probably not great. >> No, it's all it's fresh. >> Yeah. bread if it's not like if it. hasn't been like the preservatives in. there and made shelf stable. >> No, it's healthy. >> So good. >> What about like uh the like beauty. products like uh like red light masks. and like. >> red light. >> exfoliating creams?

>> He has no idea what you're talking. about. I think that those the people who. would love receiving those gifts, you. are going to be able to tell because you. can go into their bathroom and see that. they have the exfoliators and all of the. different night serums and all of that. >> Yep. The mist, the face mist. >> Yes. If you know their beauty routine, their nighttime routine is a lengthy. one, this is probably the category for. you on gift. Some of those products are. expensive. >> Yeah.

>> So, you're turning back time. Yep, you. are. >> How do you feel about a mug with like. world's best mom on it? >> I'm pretty sure your dad got me that. >> That's a bit of Ed Kelsey staple, I. think. [laughter]. >> With pictures of like a picture of our. family on it. >> Nope. That's That's Ed Kelsey staple. right there. You go to the local screen. printing shop and you'll get some mugs. made. >> I love this in our cabinet right now. This is not a joke. I'm dead ass. We. have it in our cabinet right now. Is it.

a good Is it a good gift or no? >> Printing shop. >> and get some mugs. >> It's literally a mall kiosk. >> Big big head. Oh my gosh, that's so. good. >> It's like All right, December 4th. Yep. Heading to the store to get some mugs. >> To the mall kiosk. >> Head to the mall. >> Uh I'm fine. That's a good That's a good. gift. >> I'm just asking. I don't know. >> Nice. Well, this has been the New. Heights gift guide for dudes who can't. shop good. and Kylie, thank you so much. for um.

>> probably some of the worst advice. >> Oh my god. No, I think they got I think. they got somewhere for sure. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> So, make sure you get those Pelatons, guys. Um [laughter] this episode is. releasing on Christmas Eve, so hopefully. you've already done your shopping, guys. >> Hey, >> uh but uh good luck to all the all the. [laughter] fellas. >> Yeah, there's tips for next year or your. next relationship. if [clears throat] it doesn't end well. this Christmas. Uh we have one last. thing for you, Kai, before you get up.

out of here. Um and it's one last. segment uh before we get up out of here. And since it's the holidays, we wanted. to get Kylie a gift from THE SHOW. [screaming]. >> THIS can't be good. >> It's going to be so good. [laughter]. >> Oh no. This can't be good. I think this is the. kiosk that Ed Kelsey goes [laughter] to. She. >> banger personalization mall.

Can we lift this up. >> now? That doesn't contain our address. Yes. >> Show. Show. >> Do I know what this is? >> What is it? >> Wait, what? [laughter]. >> Not what she thought it was. Oh, >> you show everybody. What are we doing? Is. >> this a husband whistle?

>> It's a husband whistle. >> Anytime you want Jason to do some chores. and get his attention to get the [ __ ]. done. Now, >> it's his new boyfriend whistle. >> Go ahead. Go ahead. Give that thing a. run. Let's hear it. [laughter]. >> To be fair, I got a built-in one. >> Yeah, Kylie doesn't. >> Yeah, good call. It is. I've seen it in. action, too. It definitely works. >> I'm excited about this, though. This is.

This is good. Don't Don't try and take. my whistle. This is not for you. This is. for me. Thank you so much, everyone at. the New Hugs team. You know what's. funny? When I shook it and I heard it, I. thought to myself, am I getting a Kelsey. Bell? >> Kelsey Bell? Ooh. >> Because we have yours. >> We have Yeah, >> we have an ornament that is a Travis. It's like the little bear and it's a. bell. >> and it's an ornament. We'll give it to. you eventually. >> It's on our tree right now.

>> No, it can stay there. >> I thought for a Listen, but if you I. thought it was a bell. >> It definitely sounds like that. I know. exactly [laughter] what you're saying. >> No, it's just to boss my husband around. >> Get your [ __ ] done, Jason. >> I need. >> It's only the trash. It's only the. trash. I need. >> taking. >> Kylie. This will be again a record. setting episode for us. So, thank you. guys so [laughter] much. >> No, it won't, but happy [ __ ]. holidays. >> Merry Christmas. Now you beat [laughter].

me to it. >> Thanks for joining us, guy. >> Anytime. Anytime. >> Don't I'm That's a lie. Don't [laughter]. I'm busy. >> We will exhaust. >> Don't call it. >> All righty. Here's the deal. Uh you guys. have been mailing us stuff all year, and. we finally decided to show some of it. off. Uh we don't know what's in the. boxes. I think intern Brandon or Jess. shake or whoever is handling the PO box. does know. But regardless, welcome to. New Heights Show and Tell brought to you. by Netflix.

>> Oh, shout out to Netflix, baby. >> It is the holiday season, so we figured. it's only right that we open some of the. presents some of United have been. sending us. Yeah, let's do it. >> Let's do it. I'll get the first one. because it's not even wrapped. And it's. one of the coolest things that I've seen. uh since I was there. And that is the. Chicago ESPN zone hat. Baby. Oh, this. thing fits like a glove already. Look at. this thing, Jason. >> That thing is so freaking so dope, >> dude. That was something lifechanging. when we first went into the ESPN zone in. Chicago. It was like a It was an.

incredible experience. >> It was insane. >> I was like, I was made for this. This is my home. >> The coolest thing ever. There was like. the There was like the There's the. indoor like There's like the little ice. rink in thing. on Yeah. And. >> they had the same thing with basketball, too. >> All right. I have I don't know if I. should open. >> Yeah. Open that one, Travis. >> Package. [laughter]. >> I will drank a lot of beers out of this.

A lot of beers will be have glass. >> Nice. >> Look at that. Look how sweet this is. This is craftsmanship right here. >> Check out this pure craftsmanship. >> from Just says Greg. >> Oh [ __ ] We got to say who it's from? >> I [snorts] don't know. This It just says. Greg right here. I'll see it. I'll see. it. >> But it's just a nice cute dog with the. >> the dog pound hat on. Look at those. floppy ears, man. That's adorable. >> It's the dog pound, baby. >> Yeah, dog pound. I mean, it's like a. baby dog pound. Oh, here's from uh Greg.

From one proud Clevelander to two others. who never forget where they came from. Thank you. Inside the box are a few. pieces of my world as a pet and wildlife. animal photographer based here in. Cleveland. The 2026 Rexu dog calendar, the 2026 Gatsby the Galaxy Kitty. calendar, the 2026 Foxtail Sanctuary. Calendar, all filled with animals who. remind us of kindness and why it. matters. Portion of sales from all. calendars go to organizations who take. care of animals who need us the most. I. also had a photo I took of a rescue. otter for the Cleveland.

>> Tra, that must be in yours. >> Check your box now for your otter. Thank. you, [clears throat] Greg. >> Yeah, Greg. Thank you. Oh, since we were. talking about uh forging our own knives. >> You got knife action. >> Oh, yeah. How does this work? Oh, >> yeah. Be careful. Be careful. Be. careful. Be careful. >> Nice, man. This thing's sweet. >> Wow. >> Jason, you have one of those, too. >> Damn. This thing's legit. >> Oh, whoa. I got some.

>> Jen Wings for the. >> Jen W. Shout out to the Heights Heights. alumni. Cleveland's finest. Oh, [laughter]. this is awesome. Let's go, [ __ ] I'm from Cleveland Heights. Let's. go, [laughter]. Jason. Look. >> Nice. >> This is legit. This is just This really. feels like Christmas, guys. This is. crazy. I love that. I'm going to start. drinking coffee out of there. Thank you, Jen. >> All right, somebody [snorts].

uh from Marjorie S. Merry Christmas, everyone. Jason, Kylie, hope you enjoy. these and your girls, fill them with. love. If you would like matching ones. for the girls, I let me know. Who knows? I might make them. Anyways, we got a dad. eagle stocking. >> That's legit. >> And a mom Wonder Woman stocking. >> Nice. She is. She's Wonder Woman. >> Thank you, Marjorie. Marjorie sounds. like somebody who knits. >> Found my otter. >> That's [laughter] awesome. And look how.

happy this little guy is or little girl. is. >> Nice. Dude, I got ESPN's own thing, too. Dude, this thing is a This thing has. been worn. Hells yeah. >> That thing looks so [ __ ] sweet. That's a great color. >> Wait to rock this thing. >> That is a great color on you. >> You know, like when it's been like got. like mildew has just been sitting in a. box forever. Smell. Oh, that smells so. good. That thing is awesome.

>> Jason, did you find your knife yet? >> Yeah, I got my knife. It's pretty. incredible. >> It's cool, right? >> Very cool, >> dude. Extremely dangerous. >> Extremely dangerous. >> I like that it goes back in. I don't. know how they did that. Yeah. >> So, it's like a double spring mechanism. >> Got a. >> Man, that's cool. >> Well, this this is there's a whole. letter to you, Inter Brandon. I don't. know if you read this. >> Uh, probably. Which one was this? Dear. Brandon, if you're reading this, this. means you've laid eyes on my. masterpiece, a true work of art that. took an entire day of my life to color.

>> So, I'm going to need you to pass it. along to Jason D before I start crying. on the floor. Anyways, my name is Am. Amily. >> Emily. >> Amily, >> I'm 22, graduated from Florida State. last December, and I started Chloe and. Maisie Company, a coloring book brand. inspired by my two dogs. >> Yeah, she made a custom like new heights. coloring thing. >> 10% of all proceeds is donated to Animal. Rescue. Nice. And I think there's some. stuff in there for the girls to color. >> This is from Emily. >> Otter.

>> Dude, the otter's good. >> It's so good. >> The otter's good. Guys, what do you. think of the PO box? >> I'm a big fan. We get a bunch of free. cool stuff. >> Yeah, I I assume that you you grabbed. all the good stuff and you gave us Look. at this. >> That thing's That thing's sweet. >> I got a custom custom baseball jersey. Jake, wait, Jake, show them what you. got. Somebody sent this to Jake. specifically. >> I also got that jersey, which is pretty. sweet. I'm pretty sure I got that exact. baseball jersey, too. >> Um, but then I don't know if you guys. remember this from season 1, someone. made a Christmas card with me as the.

little elf and a big yeti Travis and uh. Yukon Cornelius Jason. Uh, and then shout out my wife. She made. it into A CHRISTMAS SWEATER. >> NICE. >> THERE WE GO. >> You guys are awesome. 92%age. You're the. best. Thank you for all the cool stuff. Thanks for tuning in each week. Thanks. for tuning in to this week and hopefully. you guys have a merry Christmas. Have a. wonderful time with your families. >> And that wraps up New Heights Show and. Tell. New Heights Show and Tell is.

brought to you by Netflix. Hey, >> got some fun stuff coming out on Netflix. during the holidays. >> All righty, that wraps up another. episode of New Hides. Make sure you. subscribe to New Heights channel on. YouTube and follow New Heights in the. wonder app or wherever you get your. podcast. We'll be back with an all new. episode next Wednesday. You can listen. to new episodes of New Heights ad free. right now by joining Wondery Plus in the. Wondery app or on Apple Podcast. >> Once again, New Heights of Wonders Show. brought to you by Nike this week. How. about it, man? Shout out to Nike, my.

favorite of all time. Uh follow the show. on all social media at New Heights Show. with 1S. Thanks to the New Heights. production team for always making it fun. and uh cheerful. And we love you guys. for making uh making our lives that much. easier. And uh happy holidays to. everybody and to those 92 percenters for. tuning in this week. We'll see you guys. I don't know next year. [laughter]. These things are [ __ ] cool. >> Shout out Chavez Knives. >> I am going to obliterate some boxes for. the holiday. This is perfect for.

Christmas, too. I'm'll be slicing boxes, putting them into categories and getting. them out there on the curb, GUYS. >> [music]. >> Why would somebody with a BBL need to. sit on a cushion their ass? I think they. have to lay down. That's the joke of. when they all come when all the people. who get BBLs come back on the laying. down. >> That's only for like while it's healing. Once it's healed, it's like you got a. permanent. >> seat cushion. You don't even need.

>> a permanent cushion. >> Let me tell you about all the research. we've done into BBLs. >> Yeah. Like you just take the uh the outdoor. furniture, you just take the cushion off. because you got the BBL. You don't need. the cushion. You already got the cushion. added. >> So bad. [laughter and gasps] Do. >> you think when they sit on if you have a. BBL and you sit on. >> um Brandon actually highlighted it says. Jason? >> It's always highlighted. Yeah. >> If if you trying to say sit on your BBL. on like a cold steel bench,

>> do you think you feel it or do you think. it's. >> Yes, >> I think you do. Yeah, >> they're not killing the nerves when they. do it. >> Yeah, but does it insulate in some ways. or something like that? [laughter]. >> You got a insulated ass. >> I don't. >> I don't have a BBL. >> That's the That's the evolution. You got. the heater and cooler coming in next. >> You have BBL AC and heat coolers, heat. seats. Like in the car, you can just. press the button on which one you want.

it to be. [laughter]. That's going to be the next evolution of. BBLs. It has turn signals on it. [laughter]. >> It has like It comes with an app and you. can turn your heated seat on in your. >> My BBL is Wi-Fi enabled. [laughter]. >> It's a hot spot. >> Can I Can I Can you get your ass over. here real quick? I'm trying to look look. at [laughter]. >> It's got a It's got a poperri uh [ __ ]. builtin. Whenever you fart, it just. squirts popery out [laughter] with it.

This BBO comes in the Puerto Rican land. [laughter]. >> This is why this takes so long. [laughter]. >> Yeah, Kyle, you've ever you ever shocked. that this podcast takes 15 days to. record, right? >> Most of it's unusable. [laughter]. >> That is [ __ ] brilliant between the. the the AC and heat seats and the. poperri. >> Yeah, >> dude. That's a [ __ ] sell themselves.

[laughter]. >> I might get one. I might get one. >> I might get one. >> Never was interested. >> I didn't I wasn't doing it for the look. of it, but I mean, if it's coming with. all these. >> You ever sat on a heated seat when it's. cold out? It's nice. [laughter]. >> And I can have that at any time I. wanted. >> I did.