Flag Football, Poop Dolla Legacy & Worst Jobs w/ Adam Devine, Blake Anderson & Anders Holm | Ep 184
When I graduated high school, the last. day I'm walking out of school, SHE GOES, "ADAM DEVINE!" AND I TURN around and. it's just her and she goes, "I hate. you." And I go, "I hate you, too.". And I left. >> It sounds like you guys had pretty good. chemistry. >> was fun. Yeah, it was Yeah. >> You got to find your. >> You had a nemesis. I feel like if you go. through that type of effort to remove. somebody from their position and get. them fired, you deserve an A in that. class. >> so. That's what I thought. That's not. what happened. No, no, no, no.
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New news. Starting off with SOME OF THAT. NEW NEWS. NEW NEWS. ALL RIGHTY, NEW NEWS IS BROUGHT TO YOU. BY Intuit Turbo Tax. And let's get into. it. by getting out of the house right now. with our TGL video, which dropped on. Monday. All right. When's the rematch, Trav? How we feeling? Dude, whenever you. want to go back down there, I would love. to [ __ ] absolutely scrape you on that. simulator. That was hilarious. >> coming. I knew this was coming. >> No, it's all good. It's all good. Just. so everyone realizes what happens here.
Uh Jason asked. >> the excuses going. >> Real real quick, "Hey, do you want to. just hit a few balls on the simulator. afterwards?" I said, "Yeah, sure. I'm. not trying to do like any like recording. or anything like that, but I'll go out. and I'll hit a few balls. Yeah, why. would why wouldn't I want to hit a few. on the simulator?" We go down there and. I get my dub by three different people. And we get a full on. >> uh camera crew and everything. Which it. was still a [ __ ] blast. Listen, I'm. not saying that I didn't have a lot of.
fun um shanking the golf ball on that. big ass screen. Uh it was pretty cool. that TGL let us go on there go down. there and have some fun after an epic. match. It was still pretty cool to to be. a part of it. That the green and how it. moves, even that big old screen, man. It's it's it's the technology is through. the roof and it was just cool to to be. down there having some fun with my. brother, man. >> It's insane. It's insane. And yeah, of. course, like listen, I'm not I can't. beat you straight up in golf. So, I got. to use some tricks. I mean, that's the. reality of it. I've never beat you in.
golf in my life. So, yeah, hey, you you want to go hit. some balls? No, no, keep drinking. No, it's nothing. We're just going to go. nothing's going to be on the line. Just. go. How many You're having another. There. you go. Oh, what's this? We're playing. four holes for to compete to see who. wins this tournament? Oh, I didn't even. know that was happening. >> After Tom Kim just hit a hole in one to. [ __ ] take the lead, I was over there. >> That was insane. >> chugging beers and the place was. electric. I was loving my time over. there at TGL, so. >> Like you said, man, the the the facility. down there is spectacular. Uh can't wait.
we got to do something else there. I. just know that. We got to get back down. We got to do something with somebody. else, some other celebrities, brothers, uh podcasters, golfers, whoever. Whatever I got to do to get back down. there and to keep using that thing and. having fun and maybe raise some money. for something uh would be awesome. So. Would love to, man. And honestly, I I. just want to get another hack at it to. to have, you know, I don't know where I was going with. this. Go ahead. >> You just want to beat me. I get it. But.
it's not going to happen cuz I'm going. to keep getting better, Trav. I am fully. committed to this golf game. >> Dude, maybe maybe the sim maybe the sim. is your your way. Maybe this is this is. a sign that you just need to never play. on another golf course again. You should. just play on the sim again. >> I I do I got to say I do crush. simulators. I don't know what it is. I. don't know if my ball like tricks them. But for some reason I can hit off of a. like a simulator. Like that was. different cuz it was grass. >> Maybe you just get intimidated by like. seeing a course, you know what I mean?
Maybe it's just like you're mentally. you're like you're. your feeling over the ball is just at. more ease because you don't see the. intimidation of the course. You just. kind of see the big old screen. I just. got to hit a screen. >> It might be. It might be. I don't know. what it is, but like we have a a little. like um simulator nearby here and they. call it in town or whatever. Whenever I. go there, and that one's different cuz. they don't have the grass. So you're. always hitting off of the mat. So like. I'll pound a drive out there and I'll be. freaking 50 yards in the rough. It's. like, oh, this is only 80% of your.
power. And I'm like, okay, I can do that. math super easy. I don't have to worry. about hitting the ball though. Like I'm. still getting a pristine lie on this. mat. Yeah. >> So I crush that simulator. Uh but in. real life it doesn't quite work out that. way. So uh either way though, dude, I'm. going to get after it this year. I'm. telling you, it's happening, Trav. >> Yeah. I've got to get it. I can't wait to see you dipped in blue. paint. We've got another off-topic off-season. Heights Hotline dropping this Friday. You're going to want to tune into that.
I don't know what it is on. Have we. already recorded this? Or. >> No, we're about to after this. Yeah, we're going to do that after this. >> Well, yeah, we'll see what we talk about. there. We were tagged in this maybe 100 times. So we wanted to shout out the Casey. Swifties and all girls flag football. team that is formed in Kansas City. thanks to Taylor getting more girls into. football. Hell yeah. That's awesome, man. Well, that's an adorable picture. right there. Look at this. >> Aw, they're looking like they're having.
a blast. >> Oh, is this going to Oh, I thought they. were about to Little Giants it when they. weren't going to be able to make it. through the sign. Look at how big the. flags are. Nice. How old are these. girls? Um, I'm they look like 8 to 10, somewhere in there. Yeah, I was going to. say somewhere in that range. I mean, what kind of ball are they playing with? I'm just curious. cuz. you know. You go to like Pee Wee I don't know, you. go to like Pee Wee, they can't even. throw that thing. You're just running. the ball and. >> You're crazy. >> Really? Yeah. >> the ball in Pee Wee? I feel like you.
just it's just whoever has a better. running game. You never watched Pee Wee. football? >> Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I've never. watched and don't plan on watching. I I. I'm not a I think Pee Wee football is. like not very important to be honest. with you. Very low on the totem pole of I know a. lot of people are into it, I'm not into. it at all. This is dope though. I think. flag football builds better athleticism. than Pee Wee football. Pee Wee football. is just like a bunch of munchkins using. bad technique and running into each. other. This is dope. This is like people. actually. bobbing and weaving. This is sick. Hell. yeah, man. Shout out to the KC Swifties,
man. Good luck this year and uh hope you. guys win the championship. It's. officially official, Jason. I am uh. What's that? I have been named uh the. official brand ambassador for Six Flags. in 2026 season. I'm super pumped about. this. I can't wait to get to a Six Flags. near you or get to Cedar Point here. soon. >> Can we do a show at a Six Flags? >> We have to. 100% we got to do something, man. We got to get this thing cooking, dude. >> Does Cedar Point count even though it's. not a Six Flags? 100% it's. >> it's a Six Flags. Yeah. Cedar Fair and Six Flags are in.
the same business, same world, yeah. Let's do a live show from Cedar Point. >> I would [ __ ] love to do that. >> Is it possible to do it like a segment. while we're riding Millennium Force? It's the one way to find out, Jason. This could get it really fun. Dude, I'm kind of like nervous to get on. Millennium Force again, dude. It's been. so damn damn long. >> I got nervous getting on that forklift. down there at TGI and going 50 ft. What's Millennium Force? It's like 200 or some [ __ ] What's.
Millennium Force design? I can't hear I. don't even remember. It definitely held. the record at one point. >> When we were kids it did for sure. Top. Thrill Dragster holds it. >> Well, that's yeah, it's kind of a joke. They just keep making the same coaster. and it keeps like one-upping it by like. a foot. But really Top Thrill was the one that. did it. That's what I liked about Cedar. Point. They kept pushing the like. envelope. It was Magnum held the record, then they broke their own record. Millennium Force, then they broke their. own record again with Dragster. Dragster. The Dragster, too. I don't. It's called King da Ka, isn't it? You're. talking about the one in Jersey? Is it.
called Dragster, too? I thought it was. King da Ka that held it. I think there. was Dragster, too, and then King da Ka. I don't Can somebody help us out here? Can we get some. >> the exact same ride. It's just like a. different name. Neither one of us know. What are you asking? Brandon, are you. listening? Brandon, turn around. I I had. stuff I had stuff going on so what do. you need? What do you It's hot. What do. you need? >> You're inside. Do you not have air. conditioning? >> run it during the day. You think I'm. made of money? Brandon. I actually don't run it during the day. I like being a little sweaty. What is. our debate here? What's the tallest roller coaster in the. world? >> In the world?
Falcon's Flight at Six Flags in Saudi. Arabia. You guys want to go? I mean, kind of. >> I'm not. Not right now. Not right now. Maybe when things clear up a little bit. overseas. So, it was Millennium Force in. 2000, 2003, Top Thrill Dragster, 2005, King da Ka. And now. >> But But the thing The thing that I think. is shitty is the King da Ka is the same. ride. They just literally made it one It's. like 1 ft taller. It's stupid. >> All right. It's like you just copied it.
So, you're like they didn't really break. the Cedar Point. >> I think it was I Yeah, I think it was. just like where there was a different. park and they wanted a similar dope ride. and I think I know. that was one of them. and so they just made it a little bit. taller. Yeah. I I just hate because I'm. >> Cuz you wanted Cedar Point to always own. it. They They were the ones that had the. ride first and then they were like, "Oh, we'll just take your ride and make it a. foot taller." Like have some creativity. At least come up with a different ride. Yeah. I mean Whatever. Taller and. faster. >> you're an ambassador. I'm sorry. Get it.
All right. Either way, we're going to do. a live show We got to, man. Yes. I don't. know if that's how that works. I would. assume they'd let us. We'll do some. Dippin' Dots reviews maybe, some. freaking. I'd love to see what else we could do at. the of fun things you can do at an. amusement park. All righty. We also missed this when it. originally aired, but Travis was an. answer on Family Feud. >> Oh my gosh, I made Family Feud? Before. we read further down and they tell us. what the category was, what do all these. things have in common? Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, Barack Obama, Tommy.
Chong, Howard Stern, and Travis Kelce. What the. [ __ ] [ __ ]. What would lead to a category having. these six names and Snoop Dogg being the. number one category? So Snoop Dogg and. Willie Nelson, it's got to be something. with like weed, right? >> Famous for smoking weed. But then like I. don't know. I don't think I'm that. famous for smoking weed. >> Are you that famous for it? I don't. think no. There's no like You're like. low-level famous for like people that. really are in the know, but I don't. think it's like that much of a thing.
But you got Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, Obama definitely has that It's got to be. that, right? It's got to be that. >> But don't Is Howard Stern known as that? Cheech and Chong, Tommy Chong. I mean. for sure Tommy Chong. Yeah, there's no. question. All right. And the reveal is. Name a living celebrity you love to. share a joint with. TRAVIS KELCE! ALL RIGHT. THREE PEOPLE OUT OF A. HUNDRED. >> actually hilarious. That all tracks. Well, very cool. I think that's a great list.
Trav, you should really be higher. I'm. kind of upset now that it's that that. you're only at three, but all right. Who. would you have said? >> It's not really my thing, but if I was. going I've done it. I'm not Yeah, I. don't know. >> No, we don't have to say any of that. >> my drug history. If I was going to smoke a joint. who would I smoke a joint with? Who. would I want to? I mean, I think Willie. Nelson it's hard to top Willie Nelson. And I don't know how many more, you. know, I don't want to say that.
I'll go Willie. Willie and Trigger. combined. What about you? Oh, man. Um I. feel like I don't know why I would like. I would want to smoke a joint with. somebody who doesn't smoke a joint. because then it's like an experience. that it's like an out-of-body experience. for somebody and I get to see how they. react. Okay. Um. >> have anybody in mind that you know that. hasn't smoked? No. Um. I didn't really think about who it would.
be though. Andy Reid? Hilarious. Yeah. I want to smoke a joint WITH ANDY. REID. I MEAN, IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN, BUT. >> NO, IT WON'T. That would be that might. be my new answer. That's a great answer. That would be. [ __ ] hilarious. You would imagine. Better pre-order them cheeseburgers, you. know. There you go. All righty, once again, the new news is. brought to you by Intuit TurboTax.
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I'M READY TO RUN THROUGH A WALL. WELL, Stacy there. Okay. >> We're here at the Super Bowl. You guys. came to the New Heights Super Bowl. party. Yes, absolutely. >> How'd you do? Night of a thousand beers. It was a lot of beers. We haven't. stopped. I feel. Still drinking beers. You got to keep it. going, right? >> Yeah, that way I stop shaking. That's. right. >> Yeah. Is that not normal? It's one of. the most iconic Wait, is that not normal. for you yet? Okay. It's okay. It's okay. No, that was a really fun party. We got. to play some Papa Shot. >> Yeah. Me and Ders did the punching.
machine. I actually punched harder than. him. He out punched me. How much does. that hurt? >> How much does it hurt? >> Yeah, your your ego. Uh well, we also. did a testosterone test here and. maybe let's take a guess who had the. lowest T of. Maybe we maybe you guys guess. It's. okay. Okay, I'm I'm going to guess Adam. Really? Okay. No. >> I'm out of here. No. Jason, what I I mean This is. inappropriate. Would I bring it I'm so sorry. I'm so. sorry. Would I bring it up if I had the.
lowest testosterone? That's true. >> I would be Yeah, You should have deduced. that. man. Context clues. Context clues. I don't trip on it because Blake's a. natural hard body. Thank you. He's got a. core under there. under that I I who is. the buff daddy? buff daddy. Am I buff daddy? My biceps are bigger. I'm throwing dude wear a buff daddy. shirt. I don't think so. Everybody knows this is like a pro. wrestler and not a gay porn star. No one. knows that. I didn't know that, dude. And this morning when I saw that I. thought this wasn't as deep of a cut.
as it is. Buff Bagwell, we're not aware. NWO, man. I don't remember him looking. like that, though. He kind of looks like. that funny flavor saver. Yeah, he almost. looks identical to Bad Bunny. They're like, "That dude has the. weirdest half-time shirt.". >> Bad Daddy right there. Yeah, well. Looks. like a guy that looked like buff Bad. Bunny well, just started making t-shirts. and selling them. Yeah, they sold that. outside of the stadium, right? That's. where you're trying to park. Absolutely, it's a bootleg. >> Yeah, you got two for 15. >> Yeah, absolutely. So nice you guys have.
been partying at the Super Bowl. >> Yeah, yeah. That's what our eyes are showing. everyone. Yeah, dude. This is like 3. days of fury. Have you guys made the. made like the Super Bowl run before. like? >> last year, yeah. Last year we got. got after it a little bit. >> And. 10 years ago, New York. >> Oh, yeah. Our first one ever was in New. York. We were part of this Bud Light. party on which is like, I mean garage. beer. >> Yeah. We're more fans of garage beer. Yes, absolutely. Bud Light wants to pay. us to do anything. And that's true.
We're back. We're back. So Bud Light got. a cruise ship parked. outside Manhattan and kind of turned it. into a hotel. And they were like, "We. need entertainment." They hired us to do. like comedy. Probably a thousand person theater, 12. people showed up. >> And one of them. >> Because we're in New York City. Everyone. got off the boat and went into the city. Yeah, yeah. And one of those people. was St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Famer. Ozzie Smith. Shut up. And he got up and. left 11 minutes into our show.
>> Yeah. And there's only 12 people there. So you just see Ozzie Smith go He like. did a backflip out of the arena. He. backflipped out the whole way. Okay, you didn't have to do that. They're like, "Well, that's actually. more entertaining than the guys on. stage." Oh my god. >> So then we just talked about us. offending Ozzie Smith for the rest of. the show. And the rest of the crowd's. like, "I wish they'd move on.". We're actually sitting here. It was. brutal. >> Yeah. That was our first Super Bowl. That was it. >> What is the key to throwing a good Super. Bowl party then?
>> Well, you guys nailed it. I You're free. games. That's the doing something. besides just pounding drinks. Cuz we're. going to do that anyways. Who are we. kidding? But. But then doing something else like the. free I was playing some Skee-Ball and I. just so happened to pick the one that. was malfunctioning. So like it said I. had like 890. which was like no one has ever gotten. that score before. I was like you take. my photo. And it said I did it with like three. balls which is impossible to do. >> Yeah, like honestly scoring that much at.
Skee-Ball is like embarrassing. >> And you know what? I think there was. another. >> malfunctioning. There was another uh on. the punching machine. I think they were. all malfunctioning. So. I think you're right. Yeah, doesn't that. testosterone's don't add up to punch. weight, dude. >> about the Roans? Dude, I I hit pretty hard, okay? He. does. Thank you. We were both in the. 800s. I think that's pretty good. 800s. is real good. I think I was kissing 900.
but. >> Yeah, that's what you like to do, huh? >> Yeah, I kiss 900s for days. >> Line them up. I want to kiss 900s. I was. getting nervous I'm going to break my. hand trying to hit that thing. >> I thought he was saying the machine. I. was like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be nervous if I was that machine, too. Like I'm nervous that I'm going to. punch it through the ceiling of the. establishment and into outer space. Yeah, that's what you bear like you. management comes over to you when you. put your dollar into the punch machine. and it's like what are we doing here? Yeah, you won. You want to make the high. score. up there? What do you want?
>> This is for mere mortals. Don't don't do. that. Travis got real quiet. He's like I. can't punch harder so I wonder who could. punch out. We didn't do the machine. Who. could punch harder between me and you? Stop it. Dude, I've Listen, this guy. I've seen this guy [ __ ] knock out. people cold. >> Yeah, I I believe it. Okay, easy. We are. not doing that. You were running from. the police last night. >> the law, Travis. Let's not. >> Yeah. throw allegations out. So he's got. you for for days or Jason used to laugh. at me when I punched him in the face. Yeah, but you I wonder who punches.
harder. The kid The guy that gets. punched and starts crying or the guy. that gets punched and starts laughing? >> Yeah. Right. Well, do you ever do that. like you know the what's like the. ultimate slap competition? >> never and that is the dumbest thing I've. ever seen in my life. >> We've ran out of sports and now they're. like maybe we just smack EACH OTHER. RIGHT. I PLAYED A SPORT fully knowing. that I was doing brain damage the entire. time. So maybe I shouldn't judge. But the slapping thing just seems. ridiculous. What about the the one V one it's like. rugby like just sprinting at.
>> one. I will buy a ticket tomorrow to go. to that. >> If I was younger, I might do that one. >> Okay. Wait, wait. >> The skin on skin sound? >> in high school like you just did it just. to have fun. >> Right, right. I like watching the spring. break videos where it's like two people. that don't want to do that. Yeah, and. then just one person. >> What's the Is it Omaha drill? What is it. called? >> Oklahoma. >> Oklahoma, Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. like watching people either fight or do. that that don't know how to do it more. than I actually like watching trained. professionals. >> absolutely. My my my algorithm is scary. >> Problematic.
If anyone sees my algorithm they're. like, is he okay? What's going on? And. then I saw my dad's algorithm. It's just. I mean algorithms are so funny. It was. just another old man filleting a fish. Right. Instructional. >> It was just like filleting a bluegill. My dad's like, he's not doing it right. Right, yeah. Your dad's in the comments like. >> that your dad is I've seen better. Your. dad hate watches fishing videos. That ain't it. You call that a fish? >> That ain't [ __ ] Okay, you got to get. under the gill. Then you turn the knife.
My dad's Macho Man Randy Savage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blake has his shirt. I. do. All right, what. How long have you guys been friends for? Whoa. >> Work work work friends or Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. >> holding your dick when you Yeah, that's. the rumors, man. They're creeping. Yeah, they're creeping. Go, go, go, go, go. You know cuz it does go down to here. >> Mhm. That's where Dude, you'd be a good. skier, ski jumper. Yeah, ski jumper, yeah. The rumors are true. >> We're bringing this up again? We have. to. Did you guys hear the news that came. out? Your your verse? Yes.
>> So, what would you do for to become an. Olympic champion? Uh any anything. >> What wouldn't he do? Yeah, what are we. talking about? Whatever it takes. He's. skipping. He's going to the enhanced. games. >> What's the most intense cheating you've. ever done? Uh the most intense cheating. Have you ever gone too far cheating? Have you cheated? Are you guys cheaters? No. I'm a rule guy. >> He's a big rule. >> Like if you guys are playing Uno, do you. pocket a card? >> Oh. No. That's grounds for being shot. Uno, dude. Don't play at that. Grounds. for being shot.
>> think of like a really good I mean, in. school it was a lot of like what is it. good for number seven? You know, a lot of that. >> I've been cheated on like tests where. like people I used to wear glasses, right? So, like I don't know what the. optics were, but people I've had it on. like maybe two or three occasions where. someone has been like what did you get. on the test? And I was like I got a D. And they're like yeah, I. I was cheating off of you cuz I thought. you were smart. And I was like Got you. I would look at multiple people while. cheating to like cross-examine.
>> Right, of course. Yeah. I was taking. multiple samples. That's amazing. John. Gohlke got mad at me cuz he went in. thinking I was cheating off of him and I. got a better test score. And he's like. how the hell did you get a better score. than me? And I was like well, I was. looking at like four other people too. And I could tell you got the wrong. answer. >> Yeah. Since you guys were great at. football from like a young age, did were. teachers like. let them let them cheat. It's fine. Um. no. Yeah, not at all. No. Good. Good. All right. There wasn't like a cool teacher that. would like slip you the slip you the.
test. ahead of time or whatever? Um no. >> The classes Travis was in at Heights, I. think it was just assumed that everyone. was cheating. Just everybody's looking. at each other. >> Travis was in nature studies. That was. his science class. All cards on the. table. Everyone knew the answers. >> You got an A in bird watching? And nuts. and trees. >> Shout out to Mr. Thaxton. Yeah, shout. out to Mr. Thaxton. In in college, let. me ask you guys this. Cuz we would go to the I was on the swim. team, but we're all there together with. all the athletes. And math was tough for. me. Same. And they would give us the.
like two years prior exams that were. like cut and pasted together. So you. would see the exact same questions. You. wouldn't know You would study for 60. questions, and then they would give you. 20, and you'd already seen those. questions before. So it wasn't cheating. You would study the previous exams. >> This is This is what I call life skills. All right. These are great life skills. I I memorized the answers for questions. that had been given previously.
>> In my mind, that is arguably better than. knowing what the [ __ ] those questions. were even asking in the first place. That is incorrect. >> And that's an interesting take. I was so. bad at math that I would blame my math. teacher. And she was a monster. And what's up, Miss Snow? God rest her soul. She was the worst, dude. She was the worst, dude. I went This is. how bad I hated her. I got a petition. signed by 800 students and other. teachers that said she was unfit to.
teach. Jesus. >> This is how hated this woman was. That. other teachers were like, yeah, all. right. What did she do to elicit this. type of hatred? She was a horrific. person. And. I went and spoke at the school board. meeting. I got demoted to in like in-school. detention teacher. ISD? Yes. So So then. when I graduated school, that was like. sophomore year or something. When I. graduated high school, the last day I'm. walking out of school, SHE GOES, "ADAM.
DEVINE!" AND I TURN AROUND, and it's. just her. And she goes, "I hate you.". And I go, "I hate you, too, bitch." And. I left. >> It sounds like you guys had pretty good. chemistry. >> was fun. Yeah. Yeah. You got to find. her. had had a nemesis. Yeah, that's. cool. >> Not everyone can say that. Uh she was my. villain, I was hers. I feel like if you. go through that type of effort to remove. somebody from their position and get. them fired and canceled within a. community, you deserve an A in that. class. >> what I thought. That's not what. happened. No, no, no, no. No. Turns out.
I'm just bad at math. Right. She was really just trying to. help you. >> Yeah, she was Adam, you need No, it's. No, she was she was bad at it. >> Adam, you got to stay after class. I'm. trying to help you, man. >> wanted to teach you, "You're a monster.". She cared. Oh my god. >> You heard hate you. She said, "I'll miss. you.". >> We have not read one of these [ __ ]. CARDS. YOU GUYS HAVE NOT HOW LONG HAVE. WE BEEN FRIENDS? 20 years? WHAT'S THE. KEY TO LONG FRIENDSHIP? Uh buffalo. wings.
>> What do you want from us? >> our bad cuz he did ask a question, "How. long have we been friends?". >> I know. And nobody answered it. >> I'm very happy with where we. transitioned to, from ski jumpers to all. horrific math teachers. Blake and I met in day one of community. college. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Orange Coast Community College. Woo woo. Go Pirates. Go Pirates. They. actually put us in the Hall of Fame and. I didn't graduate. And as we were they. we were going to give the commencement. commencement speech and as we're walking.
on stage, I'm like, "Yeah, it's funny is. I didn't even graduate." And the the. dean was like, "What?". Do not say that. Do not say that. >> Like, "Don't say that.". Do you have a honorary degree now? Uh I. think they They tend to do that. Yeah. They tend to do that. Yeah, yeah. That's It's It's a It's a CC. It wasn't like a What do they call it? AA This dude's an insider. A CC. community college. What were you guys'. majors? >> Well, it's a community college. So, it. was just like They majored in. 40s and weed. >> Yeah, yeah. Hackey sacking and.
longboarding. Yeah. Improv. Yeah. Yeah, we took improv class. That's we met day. one. of of school and then a couple years. later I moved up to LA and took uh at uh. the Second City and that's where I met. this this big beautiful man. >> Mhm. I'm not that big, apparently. So, you you guys all have done improv? Yeah. Yes. >> met? Yeah, yeah, exactly. >> about improv that tends to be like the. breeding ground for like writing like. comedic like communities? Like I Is it. because it's a team effort while you're. up on stage.
>> Yeah, and. and you learn to trust someone and you. that's why you really like get your crew. pretty tight because you have to trust. them that when you're out there they're. going to If you suck that day, you're. they're going to be able to bring you. back. >> Right. And it's like community, right? Like you you're there with like-minded. people who are like, I think I'm funny. You do, too. Should we keep doing this. and laugh at each other? And like, I was. in a different class than Adam, and I. remember being like, I went to the the. guy who runs the program, and I was. like, I don't want to be in my class. anymore. I want to be in his class. And. he was like, "Well, we're trying to like.
spread it out, so there's people with. more experience." And I was like, "I'm. not I'm so poor. I'm not paying money to. be like helping other people. I want to. link up with this dude, start making. some what I feel is magic.". >> Yeah. >> And there was a couple other people in. the class, and he was like, "Okay, fine.". >> That's awesome. >> Cuz I was like, I'm going to I'm out of. here. >> because you guys had the way you guys. vibed off like not doing that? Yeah. That was the same as like being in. improv class at community college. Like, you know, we were all coming from our. high schools where we're the funniest. person in our high school, and now. you're seeing this. >> annoying. That's what That's it. Right.
That's what that title means in high. school. Yeah, just plain nuts. Uh but. then like, you know, I see like Adam, and I'm like, "Whoa, this guy is like. legitimately funny. Like it'd be cool to. link up." And He's never said that. before. >> You heard it here first. >> Blake, are you crying? What if What if I. was just crying? Just look over at me. Sunglasses on. Yeah, and we're like, "Hey, let's let's watch the videos we. made in high school of like our sketches. and stuff." And it kind of went from. there. What's the key to like being a. improv comic? I've heard like the yes. and, right? Like that's the thing that. people throw out. >> Yeah. But it's it's kind of it can't be.
that simple. That's not it. Did you see what just happened? That's. amazing. Yeah. >> genius. >> you say yes and, you like build on. things. Like if someone's like, uh, "Hey, welcome to the dentist office.". You go, "Yeah, I'm here like yeah, I'm. here cuz my tooth." And now all of a. sudden people are like seeing it happen. Whereas if you're like, "I'm not at the. dentist, I'm at the zoo." You're like, >> Okay. >> working on the teeth up for the animals. That's right. And they're like, "There's. no animals here.". I call the mall the zoo. >> Matter of fact, all there is is a gun.
You're dead. And by the way, That stuff. can That stuff can get big laughs for. that one person, sure, but it doesn't. work for the ensemble. Um, but again, it's just like you go. there and you meet other weirdos who are. like, let's do weird stuff in front of. 20 people and like, you know, cut your. teeth and like sharpen your skills and. What was cool about our situation is we. were starting and working together and. making sketches right when YouTube came. out. Like '05, '06, I think is when we.
started to post on YouTube. And it was. like that was like the year YouTube. started. And I remember we were just. like making videos and like either. handing people like burned CDs to Oh, yeah. >> One of those guys. >> Yeah, and we're like, "Do you have a Mac. or PC? Okay, then take this one.". >> Yeah. Yeah, and it was so annoying. And. then I remember the first time we saw it. was a friend of ours was helping us edit. some videos and he was like, "Actually, these guys I went to, uh, school with in. the Bay Area are now going to be on SNL.
this next year." And it was the Lonely. Island. And he said and Akiva and. they showed us a video he showed us a. video of them and I was like, "Oh my. god, these guys are so funny.". But beyond that, I was like, "Oh, you. can just click a. the vi- the thumbnail. >> Game changer. and all of a sudden the. video will start to play and it we lost. our damn. >> Yeah, we're like, "This This opens a. door." Yeah. When you guys are like. doing comedy sketches, writing for. Workaholics, like are you guys kind of.
improving while that's happening. together or are the episodes written? Like, how does that all take place? >> Really? It's that simple. It's this and. then the jokes that we say here, we go, "All right, well, that's funny." Like, so that scene where we go to the water. park and we're waiting in line, like, let's do that and then someone overhears. us and then they want to fight us and. now we got to escape the water park and. now all of a sudden we've got Adam. dangling from the top of the thing and I. have to swim and whatever. Blake's. stoned, or somebody's fallen in love.
with some guy. He diarrhea'd the pool, they had to evacuate. I don't remember. that episode. Anyway, but I'm saying you just you just. go and then like you steal from your own. lives and the things that we've joked. around in the room. >> It helps that we're such close friends. because while we could almost direct. each other in in scenes, where like. maybe a scene there's not enough energy. or whatever, you can go, "Ders, do that insane thing. that you do. Do that crazy laugh that. you have.". >> when I tuck it. Anyway, don't worry. about it. Yeah, do your man thing. Do.
your man thing. Do your man thing. >> I'm like, "We're not even on set, Adam.". He's like, "Just tuck it for me. Just. for me real quick. Real quick." Just for. me real quick. Just for my energy. You. guys got to let us know how did poop. dollar come up? Mhm. Dude, it was. actually I stole that from my buddy Kyle. Walsh, Goons. Shout out to Kyle. Uh. he he he he he he he he he He did it in. college. And he he told me about it and. I'm like, "I'm going to take that.". >> Yeah, that's genius. And then and then. we just put it in I think the first. episode, right? >> Yes. No, it's.
but you've done you've actually done it. to someone live in the audience on the. street. >> What kind of poop are we usually using? >> There's a lot of poop dollars here in. San Francisco. Yeah. It's like watching. somebody catch a Hail Mary. Like, you. see it coming and you're just like, There's a lot of fans of the show here. in San Francisco. Do we have to explain what the poop. dollar is? Like, you just roll up a turd. in the club. >> put it in last year with uh. It's pretty self-explanatory. >> year that swag made the dictionary. Poop. dollar when it made it in the. dictionary.
we were in we finally made it. Segway, nice segway. You guys are telemarketers. in the show. Are you aware that there's a another. telemarketer with a past in this room? What? Yes. You? And you. It's crazy cuz as fellow telemarketers. you know that you you're reading an. already preset. I was the worst I was also bad. telemarketer in the [ __ ] world. I was. slinging uh.
Slinging candy. Yep. Already making it. sound pretty cool. Yeah, I was slinging. surveys for Obamacare. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was doing like political stuff, too. It was gnarly. You know who's. really good at it? Adam. No surprise. >> Yeah. We actually did it in real life. Yeah, I did I did it for years. I I. started when I was 16 and then I did it. till I was like almost 20. And uh Who. drove a Porsche in high school? No, I was making like I worked for the. for the Marriott actually.
I was working for them selling vacation. packages over the phone and I was so. good I was like the number two guy in. the company and I only had to work 3. hours a day and I was clearing 10 grand. a month and I was like 19 years old and. I told my mom I'm like. I don't think I'm actually going to move. cuz I was living in Orange County. I'm. like I don't think I'm going to move to. Hollywood and and try to make it as an. actor. I think I'm just going to be a. telemarketer. I'm making so much. I've got a good gig and she's like move. to LA. You're not going to do this for. the rest of your life. This is like Wolf.
of Wall Street and Penny stock. I'm just. like I think I hit the jackpot here. >> know what I'm doing here. You were. feeling yourself for sure. They did they. gave us a Top Gun hat if you sold three. packages in a day. How big was that? You felt so good and then Absolutely. And you would get one every time you. would have so I was rocking I rock like. four hats on top of my head. Yeah. That. made the show, too. >> I was like I was like scared to get good. cuz then you do get comfortable and you. would meet people who were way older. than you that were like the OGs.
>> They're the They're the only ones. answering. >> Yeah. And they have the funniest. political takes. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was like. >> I was like tell calling for like. Greenpeace and being like, "We're down. to one whale, okay? We need your money. Now. Save the whale. And if you could do. like a monthly thing, we'll get up to two or three whales. We. might find some more whales." Trav was. up against a very difficult task. He was. doing Obama. uh surveys in southern Ohio.
>> Dang. Southern and northern Kentucky, the surrounding states, the the the. tri-area there. >> that's red on Eastern, southeastern. Indiana. I can't imagine, dude. >> gig. Yeah, that's a rough gig. >> swing votes. >> out of the comments every call I was on, yeah. I also realized what my dad would. always say and uh. used to make us do like yard work or. like clean around or clean around the. house and like. he used to tell me as like. I would see him at the end and he would. be like. "You better get paid by the hour.".
And I realized when I had my first job. ever as a telemarketer that I was. getting paid by the hour and I was like. the bottom of the charts in terms of how. many calls and surveys I was getting in. I was like, "Man, I am low on this. list." If this was competitive to me, I. >> it to like I made it to the other room. They were like "You should come in. here." Every I mean, the people. Like coming. >> basically like the show. Like some of. our other characters were just like. insane people. >> Yeah. It's real.
>> Yeah, our extras on Workaholics were. Well, I mean, >> legendary. >> We ended up giving most of them lines. cuz they were such characters. Yeah. Like Jet Set. >> Yeah. Jet Set Hudson. Homegirl. Homegirl. >> Yeah. Homegirl. Ghostman. Oh my god, Ghostman. >> some fun characters. >> 69 man. 69 man. >> 69 man. It got to the point where I. would just call and I wouldn't say. anything. If they answered. >> Cuz you want to take time. Yeah, you. need the time and I just need to call. Yes. And it's automated. So, as soon as.
you hang up, it dials again. All right. It was a shitty time in my. life. I just got kicked out of school, Jason. All right? I was dealing with. some demons. Yeah. Fair enough. Fair. enough. What is the worst job you guys. have ever had? Worst job? >> That. >> That. Yeah. Just to get Go ahead. Mine. Mine was that. Go ahead. I loved working. there, but there were bad parts about. working at a butcher shop. That had. parts of it that I didn't love. Yeah, kind of like smell and like dealing with. Yeah, corpses and blood and stuff. But I. did love that job. >> that you loved. Yeah,
corpses and blood. That ruled. But. just dealing with the people that wanted. the flank steak, Uh that was a. nightmare. >> overtime. You just have a Dexter shed in. your backyard. It's like, "Why What's. with all the plastic? Uh honey, what's. going on?" Shout out to Fritz's. Um mine. was I I worked at a service deli. And. uh so I had to climb at the end of the. night I was This is how they tricked me. into being this guy. They're like, "Well, you're the smallest. So, you're. the only one that could fit inside the.
rotisserie chicken. machine. So, they made me crawl inside. with a a. like a wool. >> machine. Steel wool? >> Steel with a steel wool and just scrub. the machine. Wow. And I just reeked. every night Yeah. Is that why you eat. rotisserie chickens all the time? Yeah. A lot of people the smell and you know. how someone works at McDonald's, they'll. never eat McDonald's again? Uh it had the opposite effect on me. I eat so much. >> past the Boston Market and you're like,
"I need it.". There's not enough. There's not enough. Boston Markets still. Yeah. Bring them. back. I love a good BM. Bring them back. Boston Market BM. Drop a BM on them. Mm. Sometimes you got to just drop a BM. >> Sometimes you got to drop what you're. doing and BM. Boston Market. >> Boston Market. >> Boston Market. They can use that. I. don't know why. That's weird. Yeah, you. guys can have that. Mhm. Perfect. A hot. steaming BM. If the CEO of Boston Market. is watching, you guys can use that. So. Did you guys actually live in the house? We did. We We heard the rumor, but you. guys actually lived in that house. >> We and Kyle Newacheck, who was our.
director. We all lived in the house for like. I don't want I want to say like 5 years. or something. >> Yeah, 5 years. And when we got. when we got Workaholics, we we sort of. shopped around for locations cuz they're. like, "What? You know, you're not going. to shoot at your house, right?" But. we're like, "If we do shoot at our. house, does that mean you pay our rent?". And they're like, "Yes." And we're like, "We're shooting at the house." Genius. I. didn't live there. I lived with my. girlfriend, now wife, and I was like, "I.
got to get up earlier. I'm not getting. my rent paid." Like they would get up. when the crew would be like, "Adam, we're going to film in your room." All. right, let me just take a shower real. quick. I'm like on the freeway. Like, god dammit. Which are like your lines. under the door, under your bedroom door. in the morning, and you would like be in. your boxer short shorts eating the craft. services that they've set up in the. morning. >> Right. And then also, you didn't have to. do dishes because it's a hot set. So, you're like, "Don't touch the dishes. because that's continental Gross. And. that's when you got rats. We did get.
rats. So many rats. There were tons of rats. Leave those pizzas there. Massive, too. I remember my girlfriend I was I was. dating a girl that lived. We should have we had snakes. They did not. I was dating a girl that. lived out of state, and she came to. visit, and she was she was we were in. bed at night, and I just Yeah, it was. pretty sick. And I heard a rat crawl. under my door. And she goes, "What's that?" And I go, "It's It's an old house.".
And she's like, "What?" And I was like, "The. the floorboards are settling." And she's. like, "Okay." And then I felt it go. on the bed and cra- climb up and then I. go, "Smell the rotisserie chicken." And. I kick my leg and I. Yeah, I'm I'm always sweating rotisserie. chicken juice. I'm leaking. And I kick the rat. It goes. and lands and she's like, "What was. that?" And I And I kick my leg and I'm. like, "Oh, I have res- restless legs.
syndrome.". She's like, "Restless legs syndrome.". And then And then the next morning. there's like rat [ __ ] all over my room. and I'm like I'm like, "Can you just go. to the bathroom?". Sometimes it takes time to load your. crumbs. This girl was not buying it, by the way. She's like, "Bro, just say it's a. [ __ ] rat.". No, I take tiny little poops and scatter. them all over my room. It's It's fine. I crumble my poops. It's a medical. condition. I don't I don't want you to. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about. Okay, I'm out of here. It's not a rat.
It's just my tiny poops that I place all. over the She's like, "That's the worst. Mark the room to mark my territory. So, it's not rats, though. Will you marry. me? Will you move here for me? Ders is. married to his then girlfriend and she's. not his girlfriend anymore. Surprisingly, that one didn't work out. I [ __ ] I can't do this, man. This is. [ __ ] so good. All right. So, it's been 10 years since we. Where would the show be if it was still. going now? Like, what What would be the.
future? Pretty sad. Uh yeah, when I knew. that the show was over, it was. Ders pitched in the last season. uh. a PAW Patrol joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. PAW Patrol, for those. that don't know, is a children's cartoon. for like 2-year-olds. And And I didn't. have kids. I didn't have kids, so I was. like I think we're done, right? Like, the show's for college kids.
I'm trying to build a life. No, that's. good. And then we can do Bubble Guppies, like, yeah. Blake has kids, too, and he's. like, "That's actually really funny.". And I'm like, "What are we doing here, guys?" Let's. call it a day. And now Adam has a kid. and cannot shut up. He's like, "You'll love this. The other morning my. kid was like, 'Dad-da?'". And I'm like, Yeah, I tell the worst. stories. >> talking. I tell the worst stories now. Like, I. took him aside, I'm like, "Yeah, he. said, 'Dad-da, I miss you.'" Aw, man,
that hurts. And he's like, "Shut up.". He's like, "I've been dealing with this. [ __ ] for a decade." And you're Just wait. till they don't miss you. Yeah. That's when it matters. >> okay? Uh Daddy, stay at the supermarket. >> for the next episode. Remember this bit. that we used to do on the set of. Workaholics? Ow, that was the middle of my dick. Ow, that was the middle of it. Cuz the. bottom's down here, that's the middle of. it. OH, OH GOSH, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY. DICK. OW, OW, GOSH, you got the base. base/middle of it.
Yeah, I REMEMBER I REMEMBER. THEY DIDN'T PLAY IT WITH ME. I DON'T. KNOW. NO, on the show I had a shrimp dick, if. you recall. Yeah, yeah. >> On the show. On the show. What's the. dumbest thing you bought with your first. Hollywood paycheck? Should we talk about. what we all bought in one weekend? >> We all went out and bought brand new. cars. >> Yes. Which we were. >> car? No, very different. >> Wildly different. The cars that you. think each of us would get. >> I got a Camaro Super Sport,
a convertible. Okay. Midnight blue, baby. I got a Volvo sedan, also midnight blue. >> Car seats. And I got an American flag wrapped Jeep. Wrangler. With an eagle with an eagle On. the. dog, eagle on the hood. And Blake's. always the one that's like, uh always. like, "Man, I hate like we're going to. get out and I'm going to get recognized. cuz he's got the hair and and. everything. But he's also the one with.
the hair and the American flag Jeep and. he's just like, "Ah, I'm getting. recognized all over the place.". >> Yeah, how do they see me coming? >> Meanwhile, I'm like driving past like. high schools, making eye contact with. kids, being like, "Do you recognize me?". And I was like, "Nope. Nope.". Please don't stop the music. No. From Pitch Perfect, that movie that. you watched. And I was like, "We don't. recognize you.". Yeah, that was it. I think we had we had. just found out we were getting. We hadn't even aired, but uh the network. had seen it and liked it and they said, "We're going to start paying you guys to.
write season 2 cuz we just we believe in. this." And my wife was going out of town. for something for the weekend and I was. like, "I'm going to go buy a car." And. then you guys were like, "You bought a. new car?" And then you went and bought a. new car and you got a new car and then. you rolled up. I got in a car accident. 20 minutes after buying that new car. >> Yeah. >> doing a show with. uh with uh with Tom Segura and we were. doing a bar show in uh San Clemente and. I driving down there. like a piece of wood just flew off the.
back of a truck and I just drove right. into it and my car kept driving so I'm. like, "We're fine." It's probably bounce right. off. And then I get I get there and I. was telling Tom I got this new car and. he's like, "Oh, let's go check." He's a. car guy. He's like, "Let's go check it. out." And then and then I I turn the. lights on and he goes, "HOLY [ __ ] MAN.". AND IT'S LIKE the front end is just. mangled like the the front right. light is just hanging on by. >> vehicle? You get a deal on this? All right, we're we're done. >> Okay. But.
>> wait. What a way to end it. >> What are you guys That went well. Yeah, we got to ask one more before you. guys get out of here. Welcome to. Hollywood moment. >> Mhm. Mhm. Welcome to Hollywood. >> Mhm. Blake starts. Blake starts. I mean, does it count? Doesn't even do the bit. I'll do you the. um the middle of the day. Middle of the. day. Yeah, doesn't even start. >> know Well, it wasn't in Hollywood. It. was at Bonnaroo. We were like side stage. for like Lil Wayne and it was just like. what the hell are we doing here? Should we get Cash Money tattoos or.
what? Cuz I'm in. I think that I mean I hate to piggyback, but that's we like. you know, I I remember after the first. episode aired, I went into a Starbucks and the person. was like, "Oh [ __ ] I watched that. episode last night." And people in the. Starbucks knew me and I'm like. do I get that coffee for free? And. they're like, "No, it's $11." or however. much it was. But no, I think that was the first time. that we were like, "Oh my god, this is. crazy." was.
Bonnaroo 2000 what? 11? And. they had to get No one knew who we were. like the security or whatever, but all. the kids did. And so they suddenly they. were like, I think the the Bonnaroo. person was like, "We have to give you. guys security now." We don't know who. you are, but you need security to walk around. here. Which is pretty cool. Yeah. Uh my. welcome to Hollywood moment was in 7th. grade. Oh. Oh, do tell. I think I know. They filmed the movie Rookie of the Year. at my middle school.
Are you kidding me? And. I did a little background work in the. cafeteria and the drama teacher. recommended me to be in this scene that. they filmed at Wrigley Field. So, it's like I don't know what month, but. it's cold as hell in Chicago. Wrigley. Field's like shut down, but we're. filming the scene for the movie. And. we the only place that's warm are like. the bathrooms. So, we're in the bathrooms on like. folding chairs sitting there for like 8. hours a day waiting to film the scene.
where I've got like a line. We're like. one kid's The whole concept was like, "I. know him from this." And like, "I had. math classes with him." And then like. the littlest kid has like some long. laundry list of like, "He's my cousin's. uncle's whatever." And we all go. super funny. Kind of an uneven movie without it, but. we sat there for 4 days and then they. were like, "We're not going to film that. scene.". And I was like, >> But his background acting is Dude, you. should see me. But I bought a Trek Antelope 830 with.
that money. >> There you go. So, let's say I was. cruising in style. Whatever happened to. Rowan Atkinson's elbow? I think they need to make a sequel. They. should They should definitely do a. sequel. A football sequel? the best. And. so, full circle moment, Daniel Stern who. directed that movie and acted in that. movie. did our movie Game Over, Man, was on. Workaholics and was like the best. He's. the best. Yeah. >> Very cool. >> It's [ __ ] awesome. What is next for. the trio of you? Well, we. we are doing another show together if. they if they We're developing currently.
Yeah. Okay, what is the What is the. concept? >> Ooh. I don't think we can. I don't think we. can. It was so much fun. But it is Marvel. But it is Marvel. But we're the new Black Panther. Yeah. It's a weird cuz you know how they like. switch they like race switches and like. gender swaps. Like we are the NEW BLACK. PANTHERS. THANK YOU, GUYS. THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUYS. YOU GUYS DO your thing.
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Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. And thank you to Blake Anderson, ANDERS. HOLM, AND ADAM DEVINE. >> THOSE GUYS THEY literally just took over. the [ __ ] podcast. That [ __ ] was so. good, man. >> When they got chemistry like that, you. just kind of let them go. You just got. to let them go. I was sitting there as. viewers were, just enjoying that [ __ ]. madness. One bit of a cleanup, even. though the Workaholics said they had. nothing to promote, their podcast, This. Is Important, is on the iHeart Podcast. Network and can be found wherever you.
find your podcast. Definitely got to. check that out, man. Those dudes are. [ __ ] hilarious. Again, this. conversation was brought to you by. Liquid I.V. That's right. Last thing. before we wrap, let's take a look at the. New Heights times Reese's Bracket. Challenge standings. Ooh. I'm in Hawaii, Brandon. You got to do. it. What's up, boys? Jason, I hope you're. enjoying Hawaii. I hope you're having. like the best time. I hope you're having. the best time. Don't worry about me. I'll just be here.
alone, working on the show. It's fine. Hope you have a great time. Travis, I I. know where you are. You never tell me. So, I hope you're having a great time, too. Anyways, let's check in on the New. Heights Reese's bracket challenge. We. have got a leader in the men's, the. men's bracket, Lee Collier. Lee Collier, you are currently our number one. standing bracket. You do have Florida as. your champion, so that's going to be. short-lived, brother. Sorry about that. We do have a two-way tie for second. place with Josh DuPree and Jordan. Tipton. In the women's side of things, we have Nick Sterling. You are our.
number one bracket right now. We have an. eight-way tie for second, so things are. very much up in the air as they usually. are after the first week of the. tournament. Internally, here the New. Heights team, Jason is our head in the in the men's. bracket. Myself, I am ahead in the women's. bracket. I am tied with Deanna, our. researcher. But, what you guys want to. know about is who's in last place, cuz. that is who is probably going to be. getting some form of punishment. Right. now, last place for the men, we have. Chris Selzer, grad team, and we have. Aaron Lorick, one of our producers. They're rounding out the bottom of the.
brackets for the men. On the women's. side of things, did not expect this, but. it's sad to see. Rounding out the bottom. two of our women's bracket, we have a. gentleman by the name of Travis Kelsey, who is tied with a familiar name, Aaron. Lorick, also at the bottom of our. women's bracket. Aaron does not know. ball. Aaron Lorick does not know ball. That is officially on record here at the. New Heights. New Heights show. Punishment, you guys. sent in a lot of great ones. We're going. to run through these pretty quick. A lot. of you want us to spend a lot of time in. a Waffle House or an IHOP eating. pancakes for 24 hours, which.
I don't know if they caught us in a. mood, but everybody seemed to kind of. like that one. We also got a lot of. people saying somebody should be covered. in mayo. Not really a shocker. There was. one member of the team who did not want. to do that. We also got a lot of people. saying we should go hobby horsing, which. we might even do that regardless. So, hobby horsing's out there. We also had. an idea somebody should wear Jason's. King Triton outfit in public, which is. grosser than it sounds, cuz I know he. has not washed that. Anyways, that is. the Reese's New Heights bracket update. Thank you everybody for participating. I. think we got a couple thousand brackets. entered. I'm glad all of you having.
having time. I know we're all rooting. for, you know, the Cinderella of the. tournament right now, my beautiful Texas. Longhorns. Just a small university, just scrappy underdogs, doing our best. Nobody believed in us. Just a a. university that's just. >> Brandon, Brandon, quick question. Sorry. Since you're wearing your Texas shirt, you had them winning in the round of 32, right? Since you're doing so well in. your bracket. Yeah, sure. No, I. definitely had Texas women going very. far. So, [ __ ] off, Jake. All right, that.
is it for the Reese's New Heights. bracket update. We'll see you guys all. next week with more. He didn't have them. winning. All right, AND THAT WRAPS UP. THIS EPISODE OF NEW HEIGHTS. THANK YOU. TO BLAKE ANDERSON, Anders Holm, and Adam. DeVine. Make sure you subscribe to the. New Heights channel on YouTube or. wherever you get your podcast. >> And once again, New Heights, a Wonder. show brought to you by Apple. This show is crazy, man. Shout out to. Apple. Follow the show on all social. media @newheightshow with 1S. Thanks to. our New Heights production team for. always making us feel.
so organized knowing neither one of us. are. We love you guys. And thanks you to. the 92%. for tuning in and having some fun with. this. We'll see you guys next week. PEACE. HEY. HEY. HEY.
