Trump has DISASTER IN OVAL as he ADMITS DEFEAT!!!

Donald Trump looked absolutely awful. His hands were bandaged as he had an. absolute disaster moments ago in the. Oval Office. He proclaimed that he did a. deal with Iran. It's over. That JD Vance. and others would go to Europe to sign a. peace deal. He said the stock He admits. to market manipulation. The stock market. loves it. The stock market loves it, everybody. What a stunning admission.

And he says, "We're done because the. markets love what we're doing now.". Anyway, here, play this clip. >> Great settlement of. the war with Iran. And we're going to be uh. subject to finalization of documents, which should get done over the next few. days. Probably have a signing maybe in Europe. >> [clears throat]. >> And uh. it's a great thing. Stock market's up. 1,000 points. That means they like the. deal. You see that? That means they like. the market goes down, that means they.

But it's been up, oil's dropped. Oil. will start coming down, too. I think even lower than it was before we. had. Then he lies and says, "And look, the Strait of Hormuz, it's been open for. months, anyway. So, we won months ago. We're now just juicing the market a. little bit." Watch what he says, essentially. Let's play this clip. >> It's going to get signed. And. the strait is open, but the straits have. been open for. a number of months already, and you just.

didn't know about it. You know, you as. reporters were weren't able to get it. I. just announced yesterday that we were. bringing that we brought a lot of ships. through and nobody knew about it. I. guess we did a pretty good job, Peter, right? But we brought many, many ships across. and millions, hundreds of millions of. barrels of oil were brought were brought. across. And and there wasn't a thing that. anybody could have done about that. So, then a reporter said, "Well, you said. before that Iran and the United States. were close to a deal. So, what's. different about it now? And he's like,

they took a pounding. Courageously, they took a pounding, and. now they want to make a deal because of. what just went down. Okay, let's play it. >> Now, you have said before that Iran and. the United States were close to a deal. It has not happened yet. Why are you so. convinced that this time is different? >> because. they've taken a pounding. They've taken a pounding like very few. people could take, and they want to make. the deal a lot more than I do.

And uh. you could have had it done the other. way, I guess, but it would have taken. longer. They uh they got hit very hard recently, as you know. And I don't like to have to do things. that way, but I felt it was necessary. Uh it's a great deal for the United. States and for the Middle East, and I. think ultimately great for Iran because. they'll be able to build up their. country and uh their country. Uh I. really believe it's a regime change. because I find these people to be much. more rational than the. >> All right, so what's your deadline for.

getting a deal done? No deadlines. No. deadlines. Soon, soon, soon, but no. deadlines. But this is super real this. time. Not like the 38 other times where. I've done it. This one is for real. because the markets love it, he says. Let's play this clip. >> That's a great deal cuz they will never. have a nuclear weapon. >> Mr. President, is there a specific. amount of time that has to pass between. this memorandum of understanding and a. final deal being done? >> Well, we hope it's going to go. relatively quickly, but it's. >> 60 or 90. >> the streets are going to open.

immediately. It's fun signing. Maybe. it'll be Saturday or Monday. >> a deadline though to get from this to a. final deal? >> Uh. we think it's going to go pretty. quickly. I don't want to say a deadline. because if I say a deadline, you'll say, "Oh, he didn't meet the deadline." You. know, this is like it's not going to. matter much because. uh. it's going to get signed, and. the streets are open, but the straits. have been open. >> Meanwhile, Iran's foreign ministry. spokesperson said Iran has not yet. reached a final decision on the.

agreement. The Ayatollah has not yet. blessed this deal. Donald Trump then. quickly goes on a tele-rally for Bert. Jones, and then Trump's like, "We ended the war. I'm not sure you. heard. We ended it today." This is like. the It's like the one of the worst. humiliation rituals the United States. has been put through. Let me be clear. We should have ended this war a while. ago. We should never have been in this. catastrophic and unlawful war, and I'm.

glad we're getting out. But will you. agree with me the level of humiliation. this loser is putting this country. through, this maniac has put us through? Let's play this clip. >> Honor, and the country's doing really. well. I don't know if you heard, but we. ended the war with Iran today, and they. have agreed never to have a nuclear. weapons, something that we we insisted. on. That was the whole purpose. That was. a 95% of it. And they've done it in the. most powerful way you can do it.

So, I just want to thank everybody. >> Then he goes on to say, "And folks, the. people will be coming home very soon.". Let's play it. >> Honor, and the country's doing really. well. I don't know if you heard, but we. ended the war with Iran today, and they. have agreed never to have a nuclear. weapons, something that we we insisted. on. That was the whole purpose. That was. a 95% of it. And they've done it in the. most powerful way you can do it. So, I. just want to thank everybody. >> So then a reporter's like, "All right,

enough of that. You said that this was a. concept of an agreement. So, is this a. concept of a framework for a later. negotiation, or what are you even. talking about?" And Donald's like, "It's. a very strong memorandum of. understanding." What does that even. mean? It's a straw I've never heard of a. memorandum of understanding being a. strong and powerful MOU. Well, let's. play this clip. >> Iran will in no way, shape, or form have. a nuclear weapon or purchase a nuclear.

weapon. >> But this is just a concept of that. agreement when it comes to nuclear. You. said this was just a concept of that. agreement. So, is this just essentially. setting the stage for deeper talks on. nuclear? >> very strong memorandum of understanding. that is a little conceptual, but it's. it's something that's going to get done. And if it doesn't get done for any. reason, which I can't imagine that not. happening, they want to sign it as much. as I do or more. I would say they [snorts] want to sign. it more, maybe a lot more. But it's a. very detailed a memorandum of. understanding also agreed to by many.

other countries that have great. influence over them. And everybody wants it done. So, it's. going to get done. >> And then Howard Lutnick, Howard Lutnick, Donald Trump's. bootlicker, goes, and guess what? Now. that the war is over, we shall eat fish, fish made by us. Okay, let's play it. >> This is a massive win for our fishermen,

massive win for our waterfront. communities who process it. All these. processors, and in the end, we are going. to eat fish caught by us. What a shock! [laughter]. EATING FISH CAUGHT BY us in our waters. >> And Trump's like, but I want to let you. know, I turned off the lights. in the strait, and I got the ships. 25, 21, 21, 16, 14. Who remembers such. numbers? These are numbers.

22, 17, 12. Hut, hut, hike. Okay, all right, here play this clip. >> We've been uh. taking our ships, big ships, uh quietly. at night. You guys didn't know that. Pretty cool, right? As a captain. He knows about more more about ships. than I do, but it's pretty cool. They. turned off the lights. We bombed their radar and everything, so. they couldn't see what was going on. And. we took out. uh. some nights 25 ships, some nights 15.

It's last four or five. nights we did 25, 22, 21, 26, 18, and 14. Who else would remember those numbers? Nobody. >> Then Donald Trump says, "And guess why a. Republican got through to the final. round of the primary in California. Steve Hilton got in because of me. They. were rigging it and I caught them. And.

that's why there's a Republican who beat. Tom Steyer, who's now going to be in the. runoff with Javier Becerra." Let's play. it. >> I did it a little while ago. Opened it. up to them. Twice I've done it now, Peter, right? >> Sir. >> Peter Navarro, the great Peter Navarro. And. I did it twice. I did it. and then they had a rigged election and. I wasn't here. Totally rigged election. Just like what was happening in. California. You see what They got the. kid out. And then they were doing the same thing.

to Steve Hilton and I started started. bringing it. They said, "Look.". They said, "It's going to take two more. weeks." It was a week. And it was heading south. And I started saying it's a rigged. election. And then they said it was going to take. two weeks, one week, two weeks. And all. of a sudden it was approved. You know. why? Cuz the heat was off. He couldn't get away with it. If I. didn't do it, I guarantee he wouldn't He. wouldn't be the nominee. It's a rigged. election. >> Then uh Doug Burgum, another Trump. bootlicker like, "Mr. President, Mr.

President, I want to announce as well. that uh we are banning windmills in the. United States. Uh Pete Hegseth has come. up with a report that says windmills are. a national security threat, sir. Is this the most clownish regime you've. ever seen? Let's play this clip. >> You know, what do you want to do on that. uh. >> Well, I think I want to say first of. all, absolutely positively. the construction of these wind towers. have an effect on fisheries. We've had. multiple multiple round tables between.

NOAA, which is part of Commerce, and. Interior, which manages all of the. offshore leasing. So, it we plenty of. evidence it destroys fisheries. Number. two is marine mammals, which Howard has. in in in NOAA. It's affected. We've had. more whales wash up on shore during the. construction of these offshore things. So, it's not it's not great for marine. life, not great for fisheries. We also. have a report from Secretary Pete. Hegseth, which conclusively this is a national. security threat. And we should. understand this was this was thrown out.

by the Democrats and said, "No, it's not. a it can't be a national security. threat. You're just making it up.". >> Then he's got someone there who's like, "And uh guess what? The price of. lobster's gone up a lot." Okay, let's. play it. >> Come to UFC. >> [laughter]. >> Anybody else? You guys okay? >> Another thing, too, price of crab has. tripled for us, so. we're not getting that competition from. other countries, which is. >> From you explain that. Go ahead. >> Russian product, for example. So, tariffs. >> Not coming in from. >> Our price has skyrocketed. And it sells,

people buy it. It's all US. >> You want to have product coming in from. >> So, in other words, I you know, at the. dock we received triple the amount of. what we've seen in the past. So, the. demand is there, and people buy it. >> Okay, so the crab we have. >> And then he goes back to talking about. Iran. Our reporter is like, "So, you think there'll be a deal this. weekend?" Trump goes, "Soon. Just you. see." Let's play it. >> On Iran. >> Go ahead. >> Mr. President, on Iran, how confident.

are you that there will be a signing. this weekend because you have come close. to sealing a deal, but at the last. minute it has fallen apart. And. >> It will be It will be soon. Maybe this weekend. >> And has the supreme leader approved this. deal, sir? >> I understand the answer is yes. >> And when the And when this deal is. signed, is the United States going to. immediately lift the blockade? >> Yes, that's true. That's part of the. deal. >> And um just one. >> oil prices dropping like a rock.

>> And sir, have you actually secured an. agreement on the discussions about the. nuclear material and the nuclear. negotiations have Iran. >> on that and nobody's getting close to it. cuz it's buried under a mountain. Basically Basically there's B-2 bombers. in there. >> [clears throat]. >> But But has Iran committed to not. pursuing uh a nuclear weapon or will. there be more negotiations on that down. the line? >> They will not have a nuclear weapon. They've agreed to that. There will be no.

which is the whole reason which is a big. part of the reason that. Uh they will not only not have they will. not purchase, develop in any way, any. shape, in any way, shape, or form a. nuclear weapon. They will not have a. nuclear weapon. >> And then Donald Trump signs some. meaningless executive order that has no. real power but that he pretends is a law. and he goes. You see what I'm doing here? Biden couldn't do this. I can sign. Biden never knew how to. sign.

Uh. play it. No auto pen. I don't want an auto pen. >> [laughter]. >> And you believe 94%. signed by an auto pen. Can you believe. that? I think it's higher than 94%. The only one that was definitely signed. by him that we know of. You know what it. was? It was his son. Who's son? He signed That was the only. one. You could tell. You know why? Cuz. his signature was horrible. >> [laughter]. >> She's a real beauty that one.

Okay. >> Well, what a humiliation ritual this. psycho has put us through. I'm Ben Mycelus. This is the Midas Touch. Network. Hit subscribe. Let's get to 7. million. >> Want to stay plugged in? Become a. subscriber to our Substack at [music]. midasplus.com. You'll get daily recaps. from Ron Filipkowski, ad-free episodes. of our podcast, and more exclusive. content only available at [music]. midasplus.com.