
Trump FALLS APART in Iowa…
Donald Trump just fell apart during a. disastrous speech in Iowa. Once again, he continued to just make noises. He was. saying something about jihadists, but. instead of saying that, he went ji here. Play this clip. If you don't want. communists controlling the US Senate, which is between How about the gentleman. from a place called Michigan? He's in. there. Jihadist. He's a jihadist. Then Donald Trump says, "Uh, what's the.
deal with LeBron James? What's the deal. with LeBron James?" This is what he's. talking to the people of Iowa about who. are suffering from his disastrous. policies. Here, play this clip. >> And what about LeBron James? Did you see. that deal? >> No, he's doing during the national. anthem, he's practicing his golf swing. [snorts] He's practicing. I said, "What. the hell is that?" No, it's a big. scandal kind of a story. What's it all. about? But I don't understand it. I. don't understand it. We conducted large.
numbers. >> Then he tells everybody, "If the. Democrats take control of the House or. the Senate, then you will have a massive. great depression while Donald Trump. would still be the United States. president. He's promising a great. depression if the Democrats win control. of either the House or the Senate. And. Democrats are expected to win both.". Here's what he says here. Play this. clip. >> Allow this to happen. In fact, the exact. opposite will happen. If the Democrats.
win, you will have a 1929 and I hope. this first of all, I hope they don't. win. But if they do, you're going to. have a 1929 style economic depression. because their policies are so stupid. >> Then Donald Trump goes and talks about. uh what's the deal with the Olympics and. this WNBA, the women basketball. What's. the deal here? Play this clip. Hey, by. the way, what's going on with the. women's NBA? What's what's that all.
about? You know, they'll they'll destroy. themselves before they get started. because they're just starting to do. good. And you had a player here who was. very good, who was very helpful for. that. [cheering] No, it's a big deal going on. They leave the court when the national. anthems play. What's that all about? You. know, the NFL did that for a while and. they stopped because people stopped. watching the games. So, I think you should do the same thing.
with women's basketball unless they kept. playing. Now, look, [snorts] folks, the. people in Iowa are really suffering. right now. I mean, he's screwed over. farmers so badly. He's ripped away rural. health care and health care in general. from people in Iowa. And this is what. he's doing. It's so damn embarrassing. He then says, "It's very hard to turn on. lawnmowers. You need to have an MIT. degree if you want to figure out how to. use a lawn mower." Here, play this clip. Before I came in, you had to go, you had.
to be a PhD and from MIT. You had to be very smart to turn on a. lawnmower. I don't want you to have to. think too much. I'd like to or being. and you know, if the equipment was a. little off, you couldn't turn it on. You. know that, right? If the environmental. equipment showed that it wasn't perfect, you couldn't, you were just stuck. And. if you fixed it, they put you in jail. Other than that, it's quite a good. system. Now, these people are crazy. I'm telling. you. >> Then he says that uh he passes all of.
these cognitive exams where you have to. add different numbers together. Play. this clip. >> They'll say like, "Take a number, any. number." They say 49, triple it, and. they go pretty much at this speed. Triple it, divide by four, add 2019, subtract 87, divide by three,
multiply by 9. What is the number? >> Not a lot of people are going to be able. to do that. >> Part of the speech that he gives now is. stump speech. In addition to saying how. much he loves the asses of various men. and how handsome certain men are, he. talks about how much he really likes the. ad that Vive Rama Swami made with uh Dr. Actton's estranged mother. Um and we all.
know about that horrific ad that she was. estranged from her mother cuz her mother. supported uh the [snorts] stepdad who. was arrested for sexually assaulting Dr. Amy Actton and is it's a condemned. disgusting ad. But Donald Trump in Iowa. is talking about the Ohio ad and how. much he likes the ad and how much the. aranged mother is being hated on and she. shouldn't. It's really awful, heinous. Here, play this clip about he must take. that ad down immediately. He must No, the mother is calling the daughter a.
terrible person and a liar. Everybody. should be so lucky. Why would you shield. somebody from that? Why would why would. we do that? So I told him, "Leave it up. and look upstairs and say, "Thank you, God, very much. I appreciate it.". So, but that's a hot story today. They want. him to take down an ad. I only wish I. could have had an ad like that against. somebody, but as it turned out, we. didn't need it. It was great. >> Then Donald Trump tells people that he's.
not sure if he heard the breaking news. on their modern telephones and. receivers. play this clip. >> I don't know if you've caught it. So, I. had it done. I'm in this beautiful this. beautiful Air Force One and we have. breaking news all the time every two. minutes. I don't know where the hell. they get so much breaking news, but one. of them had to do with Elon Omar. It was. just revealed. But listen, because I. don't think even you people heard this, although you might with your modern. telephones and receivers. Uh it was just.
revealed just a little while ago that. >> he then talks about this reporter from. ABC. He said she's fake news and he says. that she's a disgusting person. She's. not attractive on the inside. She's. nasty, nasty woman. He says here, play. this clip. >> They would consider this to be the. single greatest ad in history. Right, Tim? And I said to the press today, I. said, well, let me ask you a question, sir. He should take it down. I had one. woman from ABC fake news, one of the.
worst of all. I think ABC is the most. crooked of all. You know, it's funny. They spend all this money on on uh PR, you know, to try and This is ABC News. They're the worst. Total fake news. All. of them. They're all no good. But. anyway, but this woman starts screaming. I recognize her immediately. Not a. particularly attractive person inside or. out. In fact, I I I just amazed that these. people can be reporters or anchors. She's screaming. She's a nasty person.
I've had a lot of problems with her. Fake person. She goes, >> then he talks more about the cognitive. exams that he takes all the time. He. says, "Let's play this clip.". >> It may be. And uh I said, "You think I. should do it?" And they said, "Well, if. you're smart, I guess it's okay." I. said, "How many presidents have taken. him?" None. Are they easy? No, they're. actually hard. You know, the first. question I don't they have a lion, a. snake, a giraffe, and a bear. And they.
said, "Which is the snake?". And then when they report that I aced. it, they always say, "Oh, it was so. easy." And they always show the first. question. Yeah. Let me tell you, by the. time you get to number five, a lot of. people are left out on the road. And by. the time you get to number 30, it's not. too many. They'll say like. >> he then says that he has the right to. run for president for a third term. because he says they cheated. Whatever.
that means. Here, play this clip. >> Well, the one thing is different. They. cheated us on the second one cuz we won. it three times. So, I think I have the. right. to run again. What? I think I have the. right to run again cuz they cheated. [cheering]. >> [screaming]. >> They cheated. They They rigged the election. They. rigged that. We We did so good. No, we. won three times, but that's all right. >> Then he said, "Have you ever seen a pile.
of a million dollars? A million dollars? Like $100 bills?" Then he says, "Senator. Tim Scott may have." What is that even. referring to? Okay, here. Play this. clip. >> Billions and billions. You can't pay for. this stuff. They got to respect you. Do. you remember he loaded up a Boeing 757. with $1.7 billion dollar in cash? You. know, did you ever see a pile of a. million dollars like in $100 bills? Tim. Scott did maybe. I don't know.
>> And Donald Trump is interrupted by. protesters. This happened a number of. times. Play this clip. >> Men and girls bathrooms. I'm just giving you the facts. >> [cheering]. >> Trump then claims that he's not a senior. citizen. He feels like he's 40 and he. loves cognitive exams. Let's play this. clip. >> We don't have any seniors in this. particular room, right? We don't is Are. there any seniors? I don't happen to be. a senior, do I? I mean, I'm in my 40s.
I feel the same way, but I don't know. I. hope that lasts for a long time. I feel. the same way. I'm the only person that. took three cognitive tests. no other. president's ever taken or vice president. has ever taken. And that's an aptitude. test. And I aced all of them. And you. know what? >> Then he says that in Iowa, you guys get. tips as farmers. Do the farmers out here. get tipped or you don't really get. tipped, do you? Silence from the. audience. Play this clip. [cheering].
>> They don't tip farm workers that much, right? You're more traditional. Give me. a check. Right. So, not a lot of. tipping, right? All right. >> Then he says that uh I'm thinking about. calling the Hormuz Strait, the Trump. straight, but what do the Arabs think. about that? Maybe uh we'll find out what. Abdul Elsed, he's Arab. What does he. think about me calling the straight of. Hormuz the Trump strait? And again, as. Donald Trump and Netanyahu are planning.
a catastrophic escalation of this war. And that war is directly leading to the. suffering of lots of people in Iowa and. throughout the world. This is what he's. doing. Play this clip. >> And by the way, speaking of that, so we. have right now we really have a. straight. I'm thinking about calling the. straight, the hormonal straight, the. Trump straight. I think the Arabs will. be. [cheering]. How do you think. Abdul al- Shiad would feel about that?
He would be thrilled. He would be. thrilled for He would be thrilled for. our country, wouldn't he? No. But we. have Donald Trump then says that there. were these three guys who were really. handsome, handsome men, really uh good, handsome, attractive guys that he saw. recently. Here, play this clip. >> They came back. They said, "Sir, these. three guys were so handsome. I hate. handsome men. I've always hated them.". No, they're like central casting. fourstar guys. They said we have too.
many four stars. You know, we have more. four stars than we had during the Second. World War. So, if you notice, we've cut. back slightly. We have to do that, but. we only cut back the bad ones. Don't. worry about it. And then they called on. stage the MAGA Republican extremist Joe. Mitchell, who's running for Iowa's. second congressional district. And it's. like a participation trophy that he. awards Donald Trump in front of this. tiny Iowa crowd. He says, "I'm going to. give you the man of the century award. because you didn't get the Nobel Peace.
Prize." Utterly deranged cult. Here, play this clip. And they've never given. you the Nobel Peace Prize, by the way, which is a disgrace. So, what I came up. with, Mr. President, is a new award. It's called the Man of the Century. Award. Okay? [cheering] It's the Man of. the Century Award. And I'm going to hold this up for the. artificial media to see. CNN, zoom in. right here, CNN. Okay? Because this man. has more for humanity and for America.
than any other president ever. Thank. you, Mr. President, for being here. Thank you for supporting Iowa. And thank. you for being the greatest president. we've ever had. [cheering]. just want to say as a hometown kid. >> And then he said, "Pretend I'm on the.
ballot because our stuff is going to be. taken away." That's his closing message. Pretend I'm on the ballot because our. stuff is going to be taken away. Play. this clip. >> We're going to have a very You got to. get the vote. gotta remember I'm on the. ballot just because I am on the ballot. really. It's our stuff. It's going to be. taken away. If we if we don't win, it's. going to be taken away. So, I am really. on the ballot. Yeah. I mean, utterly. deranged, sick, psychotic. Um, did you. get your copy of WTF America? It's out.
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