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thing we hear news alive do the PR Eric. dude you're around snakes come on Mike. dude King a podcast you hear the [ __ ]. man since it your podcast it's not a. secret no more now that I'm here now you. guys are on the map yeah you are a third. pick today we too had to drop down and. like holy [ __ ] we never had Lewis oh the. [ __ ] you don't have to say that feeling. good do you not know how to get the best. out of somebody on our podcast let me. give you a podcast young videos. podcasting lessons man Shane ladies and.

gentlemen your sponsors to leave in your. shitty studio to fail dude slithering to. come work it [ __ ] shat nation dude. you don't nobody nobody's on the dole at. chat digital dude everyone pulls their. own weight there's not even any money. transferred it's a future company after. Bitcoin is it's just after this is a. company for after currency just isn't a.

thing we're just a conglomerate that. just don't you know our finances are is. all conjoined in like a weird way no not. V any kind of wallet or currency it's. unbelievable it's a better way it's it's. unbelievable it's unbelievable what we. built it's the better way well. here--here's thing I'd like to learn. from you guys about finance and future. finance and I'll teach you guys about. podcasting together we could maybe. change the world so I was checking my. Robin Hood app my stocks are up right. now ain't how are you dude I've missed.

you I know I missed you too I'm doing. all right. I uh yeah I'm good. how's she going out there everything's. good man it's it's really nice out here. but uh yeah just you know it still sucks. no matter where you are yeah like I'm. here I don't I don't know what I'm. assuming Stanhope's like pretty rich but. there's no way he has a nice home it's. impossible yeah it is nice. oh really nice yeah I mean it's it's his.

money on like you know. ornaments that's actually exactly right. there's nice lawn ornaments cool lawn. ornaments. that's give me the float please so he is. like a main house there's a guest house. and then a like a bar on my house and. then and then a trailer like a camper. that's [ __ ] nice but yeah they're in. between in between all that is lawn.

ornaments right it's good to be set up. for having people just like randomly. come stay with you for undisclosed yes. time yeah come chill that's how you. house there's no issue that's what's up. how do you feel about that Louis having. friendship I would love it to be great. just how please don't you have any. friends. it's 4/20 obviously I'm talking 420. blaze how you did I've been smoking all. [ __ ] day dude I'm the [ __ ] counter. culture hero you know Beauty are you.

kidding me what do you say you get it. rollin blunts or something are you. kidding. that was him being did you guess that or. you know that nice all the [ __ ] about to. share my screen are the ability to do. that you guys know that yes let me sit. in boys taking me explaining about. podcasting be such a [ __ ] [ __ ]. yeah you're the oil company's work yes.

there's a world company man you guys are. dinosaurs would YouTube and we're Tesla. dude we're the future I'm sorry your. time's up you guys had a good run. we're just gonna recruit big J and. bankrupt you I would love it if we could. shut this business down right now Oh. give me the opportunity really buy you. out.

now's the time you could easily buy. right now you could buy gas digital how. much you want him he's gonna lie and. give a crazy number here and then. off-air be like 10 G's $800 Oh done I. was. I'm gonna buy and fire everybody use a. studio you gonna buy it just to burn it. down you want the studio now no so. what's going on Louis your blades cuz. it's 4:20 right that's pretty sick well. dude I mean come on man I've been [ __ ].

I am a counterculture legend at this. point when did you learn counterculture. when this week can't believe you called. off skank fest dude I thought you guys. are gonna stay true to that and just do. it anyway you guys should do it this. week you know you guys were real you. guys tonight.

Lucy looking good though dude you look. Jack are you like my [ __ ] shoulders. doggy I'm going out when you go out and. about and you just [ __ ] make worse. choices because at home it's better than. eating shitty out Joe I ordered out. today and they sent me somebody else's. food included in my order it was like. the best thing that's ever happened to. me in a long time I was extra for that I. was worst thing ever. now they sent me my meal and then.

somebody else just ordered to happen to. order dessert I got that too I got. somebody's dessert sweet banana FBI was. a banana whip it was like Irish potato. banana whip it was so good so so good. now I I was that's probably the happiest. I've been in a long time just eating. somebody else's dessert and just being. like man they're probably so [ __ ] mad. right now yes somebody's like fury if. somebody like me like he's calling as a.

problem I can't control my anger when I. call up to complain about something. that's that they never send them back. but you can't just say like hey come up. friendly but yeah they forgot my whip. banana whip yeah I would love you know. yeah forget my whip let's wipe it. straight back now and then it never. comes of course not why why yeah why do. you have so hard on these people yeah. it's it's it's bothered me ever since. I've met you but I mean I love.

almost everything about you you act like. that defines me you know that's one part. of me is that's a pretty major thing. like if I was out you know when you make. a delicious cake not every ingredient is. delicious you know if you just took a. cake you heard in the middle if you took. a swig of vanilla extract right now. you'd be like wow that's a bit extreme. that's not cool you mean the ingredients. before the cake yes before yeah you're a. bag of flour dude Rocky Balboa throw a.

bad case true sometimes look handsome. dearly talking about this is this was a. okay you look a mistake it was a mistake.

Louis I think you look Hey are you. checking your phone dude no I'm not good. at references so I was looking up a. reference to make Oh. mimsey from South Park is the number one. no I was googling references on so you.

have like a chair here use the internet. as your brain I have to tell them about. the cake tastes delicious fine if I use.

it the Apple didn't fall for whatever. the rest. [Laughter]. if you listen to podcast here's what the. moment will pass but I've learned. through years of podcasting sausage is.

made right now well you got caught. [Laughter].

I love how you'll have one joke in your. head for like seven minutes of a podcast. and try to bring it to it I have a joke. now steer the conversation strategy was. a female comedian that was saying was. saying hope before you Oh Olivia yes.

she's very funny Olivia grace yeah yeah. I'm just [ __ ] hiya [ __ ] deliver guys. very funny comedian but I was gonna say. what a stand help make everyone get that. haircut yes she does she she got a. [ __ ] totally shaved head I had long. hair on the sides and we were shit-faced. and I was like me and Stanhope dude. Stanhope MKULTRA Shane he gave him.

antipsychotics that was true he did. truck he was like yo it's a sleeping. pill I took a psychotic dude and I think. it was a hundred fifty milligrams it was. so much. changed me as a person like you know.

receipts like a guy walking down the. street and I don't want many. [ __ ] like therefore that guy. like to get him in and make him sleep. for 72 hours that's good though silence. that voiced for a minute. I had that for like 24 hours I was like. maybe I'm not gay it was waking up. waking up with this haircut I was I've. spent the last 36 hours or however long. I've had this just every day I wake up.

just like oh I'm silly. is that it I'm a goofy guy now with a. cool like a goofy haircut new hair yeah. I get a pair like silly socks like. suspenders yeah socks with like pizza. slices on them dude I know I know I know. no it does suck and I'm just I gotta do.

something but then what happened we. shaved like around the ear this part can. we see the back of it no I can't the. front dude hugs bad dude looks what's it. why is it like it looks laughs there and. that's I like why is it like it's it's. there's no I was wearing that looks kind.

of cool right now. yeah thanks Matt that's cuz your. goodness is the greatest hair ever I'm. still laughing at how an off-label use. of Seroquel you're saying is like makes. you not feel gay commercial dude I used. to feel gay as hell did I so [ __ ] gay. I beat the [ __ ] on myself for every. single thing I did seroquel dude you're. not that [ __ ] gay bro you don't have. to wear the same three shirts every day. you can try a new shirt dude yes that.

was a cerebral just fashion yeah I got a. haircut. yeah if I could have bought cool clothes. I would have really yeah it would have. been cool so you had a 72-hour period. where you were just like I said it no it. was 20 it was 24 hours it was I took it. at night we were like drinking like what. be Russians say look what on top of that. like milk and milk vodka and seroquel at. me that was just like and you almost. woke up in Jackthreads dude yeah I.

almost got sick gear if you already a. London real pinstripe soup this is this. was a disaster and I don't know I don't. know what to do like you can't tell him. no yeah you can I can't hear you didn't. demand to the haircut i Jane let me. shave your eyebrows no dude this isn't. this isn't your [ __ ] gas legion of.

skanks world where it's like oh let's. piss on each other let's tongue kiss. I'll suck your dick in front of a crowd. dude no we don't [ __ ] get down like. that Stanhope actually is one of the. people that saw it and retweeted it and. was like what the [ __ ] is this like yeah. pointed in me and Bobby Kelly and I. guess afterwards somebody told him it.

was fake well I will say this so don't. let him judge ya uh the other night at. the bar him and his manager chaley they. were just talking I was having another. conversation at the other end of the bar. they were just talking mid conversation. they stopped and kissed just a peck on. the lips and then went back to talking I. get that I caught it out of corn my iron. I was like yo [ __ ] are you homophobic. no it was real it was real dude I guess. that's that's something they you know do.

is each other sign of friendship if I if. I leave here kissing people you [ __ ]. what do you kick my ass he might burn. man you did I know it everybody are you. gonna turn away I'm gonna kiss you just. like a friendly little yes. you get the punch and leave dude this is. why you bring my mom's break my mom's. CRV out of the compound right Peck yeah.

I guess I mean I'm not like I'm not. [ __ ] on them it just caught me out. that that's something they do I guess. I don't know occasionally if things are. going well if I could do this in my car. it's like a sitcom or they'll stop and. hit like peck each other dearly did that. and then they just went straight back to. talking it's I actually [ __ ] funny. it's pretty funny controlling you yes. he's what I don't know though they've.

been pretty defensive about it ever. since like I brought it up and they were. like you talked about in our podcast no. they were they're like why are you so. [ __ ] we so homophobic or like you. then it's just raising me if he's being. funny that's hilarious like I don't know. be funny I don't know man do it I do die. that's for you it's not homophobic this. is a valid concern if you're going to. stay on a compound in the middle of. nowhere and then do to start kissing. each other that's something you should. know yes you're like I wish I knew that.

before I came here. yeah they can be kissing you good night. dude you spent like a long time out and. that's so they kiss gave you basically a. date rape drug. you don't know what happened dude are. you trying to accuse dude are you trying. to say I got raped from know it might. have just gave you a good night I think. anybody kiss you good night though. there's an outside chance that stanhope. rape you though I expected this it's all.

good I understand a lot of people are. jealous so the sick ass moves I'm making. the only way you can deal with it is by. you know accusing me of being some sort. of victim if you go just not here doing. cool things are you trying to accuse me. of being a victim I think you got. MKULTRA dude it happens in a passage. 50/50 shot you were raped in Stanhope's. so who cares it doesn't call up your. head so I can read you in the Winnie I.

your biggest concern out all this is. like what do I think I'm silly right now. what am i I was furious when I woke up. with this hair I mean I wasn't like. blacked out when I happened but though I. didn't see a mirror it's still the. morning it's like what the [ __ ] please. see their back please yes let's see I'm. thinking full head shape is to move I. can't see I got a big noise coz of home.

we go to the the other gallery view it's. so sick do it again do it again it's. pretty tight it's like a second MLB it's. like a Dominican guy from the MLB. lecture plus a little extra fluff yes. fluff is I mean the whole thing is I. don't know what is it again because I. couldn't see it in my screen 48 laws of. power you do don't oh it was it try to. ask people to do things for certain. dominance right now to be honest with.

you I am constantly pointing that game. he's not wrong no I know I remember I. remember you but you've been reading the. same book for two years now I've read it. over and over again the first law of. power should be can you finish one book. that's how you assert dominance you're. able as an adult male to read one noodle. eating is a very unpacked yeah well. you're sending a message that you need. more knowledge.

true it's pretty good so you realize. damn Luis are you 40 yet how old are you. Shane I'm 32 hello to you you only 32. you old [ __ ] you know it is your head. has grown like you know how like old men. have like larger skulls.

Scalzi your small [ __ ] overgrown dude. let's answer the question are you for. your not large facebones. be 40 or not happy birthday [ __ ] I. wish you were 40. anytime someone rips a bong that's what. you should ask them 42 40 weed sucks. when was your birthday April 1st oh I.

would have wished you happy boy. see it's just past guys two weeks ago. say how old you turn 38 nice 38 years. old. it is old as it is oldest [ __ ] though. yeah yeah that's accomplice in comedy 60. years old it's pretty yeah I mean. thinking about my sister's 40 I mean I. think my mom died when she was like 42. or 43 how long was she doing heroin.

she's like a kid oh well that's a hell. of a run for a heroin stop for years she. stopped for years just took a break well. not really. you know she okay so she was doing. methadone and swag. a methadone [ __ ] you up dude yeah [ __ ]. you bones up seriously yeah [ __ ] I said. [ __ ] your bones up yeah [ __ ] your bones. up I was gonna say my mom had [ __ ] bones.

yeah methadone was [ __ ] your bones up. here so why how do you know that was she. breaking things a lot yeah she was like. a glass punch me in the face and she was. shadow or hand on my face yeah that's. cuz you're jacked it up true that's true. most people would show your somebody. punch a in his face I mean their whole. arm would shatter your head your bones.

are so thick in your face. [Laughter]. direct line into Lewis's consciousness. like shades head looks strong looks very.

strong it's hard to punch these dog. bones are dog so yeah she made it till. about four so she she hit the methadone. for a while probably partied on a little. bit of xanax. now she was just a methadone at night. dude and she it was these little orange. bottles and she would [ __ ] slip him.

down and then look owner bedroom and she. fall asleep with cigarettes and burn her. bed and yeah yeah so she I think give. her credit it's like when people say. they're sober but they still smoke weed. so do you remember her not like that no. there was never a time where my mom was. not on heroin or methadone since I've. been alive really. well now that's actually a great point. she's [ __ ] Dennis [ __ ].

but yeah did when you were a kid you. probably love it you didn't know when. you were young do you like it now you. just took a hit of the bong let's talk. about your mother. my mom just when you're a little kid you. have a little little kid I did but I. realized very quickly that my mom sucked. ah that sucks.

see most most guys you gotta wait until. you're like in your 30s to be like damn. dude I think my mom's a [ __ ] no notice. it really my me and my mom was like you. know on welfare. like food stamps like but I've always. been a conservative white guy like as a. kid I remember it's like really looking. down my nose at my mom be like get a job. that's so silly. you are a reporter Rican conservative. dude that's second coolest thing did I. judge the [ __ ] out of my mom for not.

working what eating is lying in bed. taking government money dude if you mean. you would have had my mom you would have. been like the president if I would head. your mom I would have been in that bed. just call myself lazy dude this is what. we do all right it's a good family.

no she's very okay with lying down and. not take its yeses no yeah my mom's. white you know I'm half white right wait. your mom's white you know know that I'm. half white Shane I mean I knew you were. half white I I guess I always married a. lady now I guess your dad where do you. see that here a briefcase no name you're.

biracial that's [ __ ] sick wait are. you try racial. [Music]. please you're black - are you black -. I'm a from Nam what's that it's not just. white in Puerto Rican so you're Italian. but I'm black but I'm black hold on Matt. did you have that Joe could you were. just suck of it now that's just I mean.

anytime you hear any weird mix it's just. that's Italian and it's just instant. smash but white and black and polish all. what do you mean Italian then maybe Olaf. [Laughter]. yeah Puerto Rico there's there's like. European you know settlers and then. there's African settlers well they. weren't really settlers and my family.

came from the African side that's why I. have this big [ __ ] flat nose look at. that [ __ ] wait what type of white were. you Italian Irish hey what are you. you're a [ __ ] you're Irish dude Irish. Irish is the the literal now Italian. source yeah the worst Polacks are second.

worse yeah flavorless gum probably. French probably French third yeah and. then Irish actually Irish you're better. than British to bring suck we're the. murders my ritual it what most spiritual. or quick we're doing with words did it. some Greek that's why we're not googling. exactly hey man I'm sorry for if you. googled how much better you'd be you're. not using all the tools that are. afforded to you at any given moment of. all in the future we're gonna be. microscope in our eyeball and you're.

gonna be able and then [ __ ] Google. whatever you want so I'm just ahead of. the curve [ __ ] if you like this what. do you think the first thing would be to. pop we can just jerk off that's the. future train Jersey B which and he's.

like what I'm not gonna reference is in. the future. dude you gotta know where to look Louis. Joe people are gonna be able to hack.

your brain dude so you'll be clicking. around on a pot attack Oh Gates is gonna. be popping in on that brain here hey. what's go miss out let's go mess up -. dude doesn't give a [ __ ] about my brain. dude you never know yeah he needs. powerful brains like yours dude he knows. you've read the 48 laws ten times read. it once you read the same book ten. different times you didn't finish it. once no I did finish it three times I. finish it once a night.

what was it like the third time you. finished 48 laws of power what do you. think over a hundred sixty laws of our. 144 laws of power. wait how many hold on three all right. there you go yeah there you go hey this. big win for you I got one is that one of.

the rules you like it's good to admit. you're wrong. now let's ounds like never admit you're. wrong blame that on somebody no more. claim that who wrote this you got to. know the author dude you've read it. you're lying she assumed it was Joe. Rogan no it was Robert. google it Robert 48 laws of power.

mayor green did Louis I love you dude. you make me laugh so much. what you make me laugh weak laugh with. me or at me no I like laughing with you. you're very funny dude holy [ __ ] man I. always imagine he's like a powerlifter. he's like oh my god man Roberts greeny.

one two five no okay not that powerful. apparently both not working offshore.

accounts obviously I'm the record [ __ ]. dude no where's you sorry pics all these. books oh my god Lois there's your king. dude you know ky greenness and now look. up hi green this is what I think this. would I imagine not where everything I. swear to God but the audio listeners. this looks like the type of person that. condemns our comedy yes true he.

literally looks exactly like everybody. that does this moonlights between oh. yeah so he went and he went a Dave that. was fun then I got these back cuz I get. my friends back side always which is a. [ __ ] yeah I saw the was it the meme. you made yeah but it was great it was. fun yeah I'm awesome what you make is.

they're all TV I so there's a me turn. around with this like bird eating a. giant fish it's like too big for its. throat and it's always I don't know I. can't give you an example but Louis just. wrote penis. firstly Janus tanks fans is the fish and. then he put Koba denialism over the. family just a expenses the bird so then. i retweeted it and i just put his name i. put x over the bird and then I put penis.

over the money is he and then he's. they're all like very for comedy. journalists like they think they're the. funniest people somehow yeah like he's. like they don't even understand comedy. [Laughter]. such a bizarre I'm gonna start becoming. like a surgeon journalist and be like.

hey that guy he's [ __ ] trash dude yeah. that guy who I don't want to trash her. some other chick chimed in and she's. like cuz I made another comment about. [ __ ] Shane's mom or something I said. oh she needs mom what's his name yeah I. wouldn't joke about that song for the. relationship we make love that's right.

about you dude what's that dude I'm I. joined forces with Seth did I hope you. take you down you should do you should. say you have dirt on all of them and. then have him drugs doesn't compromise. him Shane could take us all down we can. all take each other down yeah so this. chick chimes in and she's like do you. even know what a clip is I click on our. picture and this [ __ ] has a like facial. hair like thick facial hair all over her.

face like she's a [ __ ] werewolf and. I'm like [ __ ] how dare you how [ __ ]. dare you like that's we're gonna go here. to go with it I can't [ __ ] that's where. you're gonna [ __ ] go and wait do you. think her profile picture was a real. picture it wasn't a real picture of her. nose it wasn't you know it didn't it. wasn't actually a werewolf just he was. like gender non-conforming. she was like no she was just a hairy. [ __ ] a hairy woman. I don't see hairy [ __ ] on here anywhere.

just take it from some hairy [ __ ] I'm. under so technically if genders are. infinite there is hairy [ __ ] is a. gender you know wait won't all [ __ ]. are hairy except for like this weird. little olive were you guys arguing about. the first place being Seth I don't even. remember do know you and they lady lady.

charm then lady chimed in and said side. I don't know what he probably condemned. that that's not when I said I was like. hey dude I got no qualms with you other. people just didn't even know that she. wasn't a dude and then I sort of died oh. yeah that's their that's their thing to.

be like I'm gonna steal your girlfriend. all like those weird shakes with like. suspenders and like a mustache you're. like oh yeah yeah come get your girl and. you're like yeah and all those girls. like a lot of them were like hot like. three years ago. yeah they were all like had hair did you. see that yeah he was like a popular meme. I'm probably Instagram and Twitter for a. little while with a lot of like the non. gender-specific chicks when they would. show their old picture when they were.

like in high school or college where. they look like a hot chick they're. really a beautiful young girl yeah it. was it now and now they're like what. they look like now and you're like what. are you showing right now like what do. you like they used to be like a. beautiful young girl and then they turn. into this [ __ ] oh sure hold on Luis. let me stop you come on. Mullin just got back to me let's drop. Luis here and add Mullin all right go. ahead sorry kitty.

[Laughter]. I try to build chain up what the [ __ ]. are you talking about regularly I build. you out oh my god. I build you up not even you know what.

I'm not even gonna acknowledge it it's a. funny thing too tonight it was he's. trying to that was he's trying to say is. gonna make me outside tonight I'll sleep. oh yeah in the middle of night a late. night let's kiss at night damn dude oh.

dude not the 180 the whole conversation. I had a I had to go so Brittany had to. go to the doctor recently for like a. checkup so she went in I'm not no one. else can go in with her and the doctor. some lady there's all the ladies to do. like baby doctor stuff usually are all. the doctors usually are ladies and they. were asking about like how we're gonna. have sex so like what birth control. we're gonna use and I got the FaceTime. into this lady you know I like earnestly. asked her I'm like what about using like.

a prosthetic and she goes I'm sorry. prosthetic for what like instead so she. was saying like what kind of will form. of birth control are you going to use. and I kept being like probably apps I. was like what about a prosthetic yes. you're not trying to [ __ ] no I am but. they're saying like after a woman has a. baby they're highly fertile so that they. like they give you a talk before you.

leave they're like you better you know. you shouldn't get it pregnant like ready. yet afterwards it's like kind of risky. for the lady oh right okay so that's. what you're worried about. I'm not he was making a good joke that I. wasn't paying attention to and I missed. it I'm sorry it was fun it was funny -. it's funny. ask a medical doctor about the strap-ons. get a prosthetic she was asking how. we're gonna like like practice Bert like. birth control and I was like I'll just I. was like I mean I was like what are the. what's the literature on prosthetics and. she was just like the lady likes face.

was like wait what would you like they. say six weeks is the amount of time. before you're sort of saying I have a. child I remember was six weeks they say. six weeks you gotta wait and then but. they said in order to have another kid. you shouldn't have another kid before. two years oh so you can get put on Irish. true thing you can get pregnant but they. said like it's riskier closer you are. between like the two kids it's risky.

yeah I I remember the first time we. [ __ ] after she had the kid pretty nice. yeah I mean it was you know vagina. that's rarely not true but the first. time it definitely had not gained back. the elasticity the same way. there were ago Keynes way like not the. first time the first time I was like oh. [ __ ] like this thing feels like it'd. been [ __ ] you talk to you like a war.

vet do you you were single-handedly SS. hold on let him let him let him flush. that out so uh you're your son's. mother's [ __ ] was like a war vet was. going what do you mean it was uh it was. angry and was addicted to drugs did you. try any kinds of when you're out of my. neighborhood when you hop back in you.

notice I believe it's you were in a war. when you notice the shift in the terrain. did you try any different moves to like. [Laughter]. you see a lot of like 50 year old. Vietnam vets these days okay buddy. where'd you get that [ __ ] jacket yeah. yeah I hear you on that a lot of stolen. valor but.

good for the that dude I'd be stealing. Balor the first time I went back in now. yeah was definitely looser for sure. what'd you do what'd you do any kind of. I'm asking you like did you any. different moves and you do otherwise. usually if you're in this might decide. I'm saying ring the dinner bell. [Laughter]. we're in there first damn dude. yeah whoa Oh Louis chill that's far yeah.

so how would you think matter than ever. I love it. yeah well it was great honestly I mean. I've had sex with women who were like 40. you know in their upper 40s with who've. had multiple kids and that having kids. isn't the issue because it gets tighter. it gets better I was back it goes like a. lizard's tail go back to its original.

status you know it's like then we get a. design like do you want the [ __ ] is. always you in a best-case scenario we'll. get back to 80 to 90% of its elasticity. right that's what I feel now who has a. stomach score a woman who has who's lost.

20% of all SSC in her [ __ ]. neither bother me dude yeah I didn't. care I don't care at all neither bother. me dude I'm just I'm like real hetero so. it's like if I'm you know I'm just. around a girl I get hard so I don't if I. had too big if I had to pick stomachs. car because that's a complete non-issue. yeah that's just me no no I don't give a. [ __ ]. we're not pretty Madonna's over here at. a shad digital dude we're not really.

pretty Munro you know we're still hungry. we're still in this game dude we're. still you know [ __ ] talking to a wall. at this point no I. he's just doing a deposition going right. through his head with a [ __ ]. c-section scar then yeah ha did its yeah. we went one time at my cousin's bachelor.

party they're like strippers came to the. house and the one lady had like visibly. just had a child called her brain belly. [Laughter]. no but I remember just being entertained. I've ever been she's good yeah they were. Louis there are a couple brain bellies. hopping around a Miko's bachelor party.

that was a really fun night though it. actually did look like Dan that was a -. ninja turtles kraang and that's how. describe the four strippers that were. there hey Siri. give me some [ __ ] turtle character. dude that would be a sick business to do. to like have strippers but try to find.

the most beat up and be like a low-key. [Music]. [Laughter].

[Laughter]. he'd fled your money back there's only. two of them dude his dude there was a.

mom and daughter. it was [ __ ] crazy dude. I think funny you haven't come to your. bachelor party display rough touch. football with well after we did Jack's. bachelor party we're like why don't we. just hire these girls from a UFC night. like they were pretty was pretty cheap. and like just kind of like fun yeah he's. gross right some of them were okay but.

yeah there was some did you get trapped. with a nasty one he'd just be stuck. there's always one stripper go ahead. guys no use please it's always at the. rule there has to be some sort of like. universal law for every like ten. strippers at a strip club there's one. old road dog that comes in like everyone. just like here arm's length out like a. dollar like it's a stop don't breed last. strip club I was at that happened to me. there was a there was one there was the. ugliest it was crazy that she was there. it was crazy.

no one gave her a dollar while she was. dancing no I walked up and gave her. money and she immediately was like I'm. gonna come get you. I went and bought another dance so that. when she got off I wasn't there dude I. handed a dollar she latched on to me 10. years old I went to like a really shitty. like comic book convention it's like a. low-budget ship though I don't really.

really [ __ ] what and he had like Uncle. Ben from Star Wars it was like the big. [ __ ] get like he was like a big one. but the hell I had the guy that was in. Darth Vader's costume maybe or maybe was. a little Ben that I would give a [ __ ]. about baby little Ben yeah it was Uncle. Ben he was sitting there who the [ __ ]. breathing device and nobody was on his. line nobody [ __ ] cared at all the big.

attraction was Darth Vader with the guy. who was in the costume James Errol no no. James role got his voice so some old. white guy. do you actually like was his stunt. double and I felt so bad and I went on. his line I paid $5.00 for a picture with. Uncle Ben that's really sweet man that's. a nice story. but that's how I was you in the strip. club that man yeah for sure that was I. don't know a little bubbly old strippers. do because that's a problem dudes like a. dog on the beach you know feed a dog on. the beach that night at that bachelor.

party there's a Greek guys who are like. their handlers I could imagine them with. her brain belly it's like getting the. [ __ ] car let's go brain bellies over. to the planet that's so [ __ ] up dogs.

[Music]. it was tough man it was like no belly. then there was a couple of them or just. like clearly [ __ ] up you go to. definitely Oh in Philadelphia do you. want to see some [ __ ] uh would you. would you call him what's the guy's name. from Star Wars. uncle Thank You Ben a couple of bands. dude they do a live dildo show it. midnight on CBS and they're clearly. drug-addicted women like yes track marks. everything so if you want to see that.

it's pretty good though they're like. Cirque de Soleil so it's good they don't. own each other with like one of them I. don't own the mouth they'll be here in. the air [ __ ] there they are talented. slow yeah to be able to do that on seven. bags of heroin is kind of just to go in. the [ __ ] the back get a lap dance. maybe maybe or two thing get the [ __ ]. outta there yeah but I've seen yeah so I.

don't know if you can imagine this map. but Lewis is handsy he's done he's. definitely a pincher. yeah you're aggressive it's like saying. somebody in a car with Macaulay he rides. the rides no no it's like saying a guy. at a strip club is groping strippers. that's what it is. yeah didn't you you ask him well. that's not his father that's the halfway. do Grover the if you were using carnival. thing that's like that's the equivalent. of standing on the Gravitron screech.

bring it up to Google standing on the. ground some of the funniest pictures.

part of is part of this round we go back.

to my life but I'll give you this one. dude I got you some nice right now hit. me with a standing [ __ ]. notice everybody's away from. [Music].

I pay them let me touch your titties.

show-and-tell one time I saw a lady I'm. not lying they open up the puzzle 14m. you [ __ ] let you throw dollars at. their butthole their bundles first of.

all we're like they would open them and. it would like they were going that it. would be like like a ripple effect it. was just a beef and truckstop butthole. dude and they. the one time I throw a lady a dollar. mist and she went oops in like that and. I put it in her butthole Christ. true and she felt bad as I missed my. everyone laughing she grabbed it when I. was like oh dude big J of the funniest. way to describe what a butthole looks. like maybe the funnier it looks like no.

it looks like Zen warp speed what's your. strip club protocol you walk in you walk. into the black light people all you see. the people that were like where do you. meet mugs maybe here here's I'll tell. you and then Lewis correct me if I'm. wrong or whatever make me seem like I'm. an [ __ ] now instead of no no hey just.

so you know 95% of the time looks pretty. civil with people that he meets just. guessing me be a groupie [ __ ] I don't. think you being a gropey [ __ ] I'm. saying. you definitely are the guy you walk in. UI up every [ __ ] dude in there set. the tone did you know you'll be ready to. fight you're there to either a child my. father was literally stabbed outside of. a strip club and oh yeah it's a.

nightmare dude I go to a strip club like. it won't be cool happenin Gomez just go. just touch it touch a stripper you go to. a strip club you're like I'm just gonna. get his hand job and get the [ __ ] out of. here yeah you get the [ __ ] out that's. gonna show up like a Jedi that Ghost yet. [Laughter]. damn dude that's [ __ ] grizzly yes. rough man that's it does make you a lot. more like well if you if you had like my.

life like a pretty decent life you'd. you'd be a shitty guy yeah probably but. what happened you know what what was the. story he got into a fight with a kid it. was a young kid actually like a 16 year. old kid or a 15 year old kid my dick got. punked by a child but I was murdered by. a child and this story gets worse. oh the jurors were gonna start laughing. and making fun of like a child punking. my dad and killing him where was Sierra.

Leone come on it was a bad one it was a. bad one how did the 15 year old get in. the strip club how that young man got. inside there that I tried to actually. get the kid on my podcast and he. wouldn't walk so again I was 15 dude he.

definitely got out like three years. later and he stabbed the Puerto Rican he. got out you get [ __ ] probation for. [ __ ] yeah he got he got the keys to. the city for that yeah. yeah juvenile offender he probably gay. probably did like what'd he say like 20. years yeah I think was like 20 years I. mean it might have been 16 I think they. try him as an adult as well but yeah my.

father got into a fight with him and the. kid came back with a kitchen knife and. [ __ ] stabbed him your butter knife. yeah they're my father's [ __ ] week it. should dude be funny if you jumped into. a Cutco plug you're like anyway guys try. cook Oh a little Gomes temper second. yeah my mother's a very weak abdomen my. father I guess stabbed in the gut with a. kitchen knife it was a pizza cutter no.

no you stabbed him in the stomach how. many times you stabbed me had to stab. him a lot right no once dude just one. damn injuries accurate as [ __ ] dude [ __ ]. if you gave me a knife and told me to. kill somebody like this is gonna take a. while as soon as I like cut the person. I'd probably pass out Wow yeah so yeah. he stabbed him one time my day yeah my. dad [ __ ] yeah and then the kid went.

to jail for a while and then I guy was. gonna get him on my pock as I was. looking for him and then I found out. through my own investigating who died. died yeah how did he die from Harry. Caray kill himself the same way kill my. father just [ __ ] fell on a sword do. you know why that you know why they stab. themselves in the stomach because the. ancient samurai believed that you're. like your whole your heart and.

everything if the force of your body. reside in your stomach you're they're. wrong. yeah I mean I miss that one but well it. does work you think about how many. people they're cutting open they would. have been like that's something that is. is like your Chi like your life force. when you did seppuku. yeah leasing your Chi back is you're. like I don't deserve this and you just. got your stomach open I love seppuku do. with the shots it's my [ __ ] what's yeah. sambuca seppuku sambuca that kind of.

sounds like your bomb was way worse like. a minute soldier bomb yeah those in. context but I did stand on the Gravitron. so this is like seppuku you're right. yeah I'll do a shot of that. [Laughter].

we'd have to be in your brain to get. that yeah it's like an eighth grader. Julie is like yeah I'll have a shot of. that it's like what is that key Oh booze. [Laughter]. [Music]. rocket League Oh Oh sick I [ __ ] don't. you know I don't have any Xbox or. Playstation down here. otherwise I'd play with you I'm sure one. of my friends will DM you but early. plays been playing oh yeah please but.

early yeah that's who I was making fun. of there okay why do you [ __ ] I mean. he's good yeah yeah yeah he's good he. said that you're not that good oh I suck. I'm okay if you just start playing I'd. be all right. a bill yeah yeah you think what you. think. be 1ub me yeah I don't know if dude I. don't care at all you don't care about. video games anymore know about Britta. who's better at rocket League right now. you told them Santa told me he doesn't.

like video games anymore dude if you. keep talking like this I'm gonna take. big Jay away from you take him I don't. like him anymore I said gonna go I'm. gonna take big Jay and that there goes. your entire empire that goes your cash. cow the shat and [ __ ] gas digital. crumbles dude there's my cow all right. what uh mckusker what's up bro chillin. man. I'm uh time at 7:24 7:27 uh dude I'm.

just right now what I'm out what what. I've been thinking on is the I'm just. trying to connect the dots bro just. trying to see what's going on the Wi-Fi. just uh stars at home do you see the. stars at home thing no what's that when. all the like all the cars God trying to. see where we're going dude I'm. something's in the air I'm starting to. put it I'm trying to see where pop. culture's trying to take us right now. like the whole virtue signal of like I. was watching Jimmy Fallon in his house. doing the thing and he's like he's just.

praising [ __ ] like t-mobile for 4. minutes in his house he's like guys. another thing t-mobile dude that's. really cool they're doing $50,000 - boys. and girls of America so yeah it's like. our corporation but that's the us being. [ __ ] for them yes the guys who own. t-mobile they're acting like it's a. bunch of like dudes and like t-shirts. and jeans being like it's time we turn. it around guys let's go to the boys it's. like dude they're like oh sweet we can.

get some pressed out sweet exactly. they've Jimmy Fallon I mean how much. would you pay for a commercial and Jimmy. Fallon to say you have a great company. right so they're just paying for that. and they get to write it off and they. get to [ __ ] look like they're great. [ __ ] the Boys & Girls Club hell yeah you. know you go to that [ __ ] once they. [ __ ] the boys and the girls Jupiter. he's not here oh my god four let's do. that it's 4/20 better blazes yeah but.

dude I was watching so I started. watching that and then I watched to stay. at home you do the stay-at-home thing is. the most insane thing I kind of want to. show this to you it might be heaven soon. weirdest but I'll just do random. I'm sorry jump it random clips or this. thing dude it is uh totally [ __ ]. bizarre let me say dude this thing is. absolute insanity.

[Music]. [Applause]. what the [ __ ] is that I think that's a. lady you said you didn't couldn't find a. clip I can find that's that's that suit. that's where sending that tweet jumping.

through this thing random boy what is. this this is like some sort of thing. they try to like do to make us feel. better but they had a bunch of. entertainers like entertain them and. like they were gonna put in a concert. for us from home it's like that's the. big thing to like hurt you signal about. how you're in your home right now and. like I don't know it's a weird thing. everybody's getting so angry right now. like I mean let's just slightly that DVD.

back laughs [ __ ] [ __ ]. John O'Malley put up in seal these are. lads. I'll never give up you shouldn't these. guys be sure these guys be out this.

whole thing just foreigners with their. goblin doctor or DJ doctors putting on. [ __ ] face masks that's all they do. [Laughter].

no it's bedtime but it's big what is. this group oh dude this is what I listen. to this group I listen to this group. [Music]. lighting you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay it will. be available to shut up yeah I do the.

performers are so and if you it's so. long - if I just go like that it'll do. to someone totally different Johnson. he's an assault like oh that's Jack. Johnson bro all right he gets a pass the. salt life the alt comedy club these two.

[ __ ] I [ __ ] hate Chrissy. Teigen a John dude crazy to get dog [ __ ]. on me dude [ __ ] if you really she's so. fat your celebrity true that's a Power.

Move right now just like dudes like this. stay at home dressed like a total. [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know I try not to. be a hater but like also is this like. this like there like that that's gonna. be good yes yes 9 pianos dude.

that's brushing off your [ __ ] mind. she's not even she's not even a music. musician she's just [ __ ] losing this. is good actually so I think this is John. [Music].

[Laughter]. [Laughter]. [Music]. why you actually was just like [ __ ].

Warren Zevon he was dressed like Lennon. dude I was John really go back to see if. I'm already is that the only Renan. oh oh god oh yes what this lady's. bullying you on Twitter. he's our faceless square I don't know. hurt it sucks so bad that she could just.

have her shirt over my head [ __ ]. square head flips. [Laughter]. SpongeBob's girlfriend this guy looks.

like bruise cruise. [Laughter]. oh my god this people watch this for. eight hours every nurse possibly worst.

thing I've ever seen in my life I feel. bad because like you know we're doing. that right now but less talent no I'm. pretty sure they're you're 38 year old. dude that's high [ __ ] that saw a woman. on the internet and said her tits suck. here's what bothers me about is people. think that like you're not in on the. joke there I don't know if you are but. what you know I mean then why that's.

funny for you to just look at a picture. of a woman to be like her [ __ ] tits. are garbage garbage tits well to be fair. I think that everybody to be fair I. think that goes through everybody's head. who sees her it's someone oh it's just. great to hear somebody scream it out. [ __ ] square head and flat it was like. I mean it's so that's basically what.

comedy is you can happen into the. collective unconscious and pointing. something out everyone's like I agree. everyone in the room would have been. like she looks like all the doorways are. shaped like her body please tell me a.

story right now good story. dude tell us what's going on with you. what's your earliest memory no no yeah. let's go right now what's your plans for. after Co. it oh yeah there we go [ __ ] oh dude oh.

[Laughter]. my god dude oh [ __ ] I mean I wasn't. watching [ __ ] dude reveal the trick. everyone know do it do a different one.

that can't be any more magic. you know his buddy did like remember. that magicians reveal their secrets yeah. it was like a master magician yeah that. guy sucks he was like who is the. equivalent of him in comedy just some. [ __ ] who would [ __ ] you just sell. out everybody. that's like comedians you throw each. other under the bus for jokes yeah. that's really yeah that guy like that no.

that would be like if somebody if. comedians all do the same hour and. someone went out and did everyone's hour. at once it was like sorry guys and was. like what the [ __ ] yeah. Arnie was like and this is this is how. you do crowd work and just sat there and. was like now I have a bunch of stories. in my head already the crowd doesn't. know that so let's say I pick a teacher. here I got about 10 minutes on teachers. I think I was riffing that's so [ __ ]. funny.

it also was funny to run into people. that are like how much of that was like. on the spot like after you do like an. hour a minute like I knew where I was. going with it before I've done that riff. before I love them anyway please I'm. sorry man. no people will say sorry pardon me go. ahead excuse me no excuse me excuse me. Louis please do more magic yeah dude let. me see something. I do have more magic tricks just do one.

more yep do another magic trick I. usually tell people I'm like yeah I just. you know I usually just kind of go up. there and wing it I keep the illusion. I could do another magic yes on the. camera oh my god that's already this is. already sleight of hand dude magic has. to happen okay all right nice here we go.

so we're looking at your desk right now. it appears to be a piece of paper with. chicken scratch on it. [Laughter].

[Music]. where's the magic dude I'm so excited to. find out what you when do you learn.

magic I'm sorry at some point your life. you decide to learn magic tricks this is. a reason is this recent no no it was. when I was like I so I worked so I were. you trying to make your dad reappear. hilarious and repeatedly stabbed oh yeah.

that got sold in half were you trying to. find like the mirrors and they slip your. dad out were you like where'd you put. the mirrors. different colored handkerchiefs from the. womb bringing flags oh my god dude you.

see where's my shits frozen Oh should I. put my camera by a wire that was all for. my way oh my god ready good work.

Shane how long you staying out there for. well I don't know it's been all I've.

been here long you know I don't know. stay I don't know I have no idea. I'll probably leave in the next week. okay probably a week or ten days I'll. leave at the end of April nice I'll be. back on the East Coast May 1st I think. I'm gonna go to the Grand Canyon though. on the way back that's pretty tight how. you have allergies out there yeah. there's actually like in the mountains. here there's some a lot of pollen. actually there's a lot of vegetation.

I almost em today's the worst day it's. been all right Louis has 4 pieces of. paper bunched up on his coffee table on. his razor difficulty table Louis on his. powdery razor nicked coffee it has four. pieces of paper stop joking about David. Lewis actually does a ton of code. [Laughter].

crumpled up all right that's pretty cool.

[Laughter]. [Laughter]. [Laughter].

that was amazing just put your hand out. screen oh damn Louis you [ __ ] crushed.

do you the [ __ ] man one more okay. math one you guys do math right now are. you poor. so think of a number one to ten okay.

[Music]. write this down. think of number one to ten now what I. want you to do is I want you to double. it. okay now I want you to add eight to that.

you just got not very good math a little. bit you know I dumped juking and driving. on this too so here I'm using big. numbers okay so you thought of a number. one to ten doubled it. you can add eight now what I want to do. is I want you to / - okay. never I want you to do is I want you to. subtract the original number that you.

started with the original number you. started with from that number okay we. have a whole new number in your head now. right yep both of you guys don't say. [ __ ] say nothing okay you know ashame. did you [ __ ] [ __ ] up the math you got. it yeah Shane are you sure you want to. do the math yeah now you know I have it. I just it's not that impressive this is. just how please just [ __ ] on please. you're ruining the magic it's not real. man [ __ ] up it's magic I'm sorry what is.

it let me finish. so now what use I want you to think of. that number like it's a letter. so 4 is a 1 b 2 c 3 d 4 E 5 and so on. yeah I can think of the letter of the. alphabet okay you guys should have a. letter of the alphabet well I have a. decimal in my number so I don't think. you should have a decimal you're not. word you said due to any it's infinite. what exists between 1 and 10 decimals. exists between 1 and 10 you can fall.

it's fair to use them yeah mine's D the. [ __ ]. [Laughter]. now point 5 let me see the paper please. no I was just kidding mine's not dig.

those fairy socks to that nasty lesbian. ease there's actually decibel my shirts. all the way on me magic your magic let.

me guess it's Dave is it always Dee let. me read your mind. it was Judy a [ __ ] it was more to. the trick oh my god dude what are you. embarrassed about just every magical. friends your [ __ ] prima donna the.

mystery will live on then I can tell you. have to go Billy a mess in your live. stream but I can be late for that trust. me oh [ __ ] them dude exactly I'm gonna. see Louise magic don't worry about that. all right funny I feel left out from the. helium thing after I told them no. something I could do a live stream.

comedy it's yes it's really just about. cast I think three people three tickets. yeah $15 no it's just three people in. the audience no I think they'll be many. are giving away I don't know I. know who's gonna scratch Luis has his. camera now back on his very suspicious. coffee table he's hiding something in.

the couch it might be a knife he busted. out what appears to be the upper pepper. somehow I think that's a Latino thing. Latinos put like pepper and [ __ ] on. their bananas it's true Latinos like. season their fruit you know that I have. this little top no I did they put like. human on their apples and eat them.

a little top of a weed jar cuz I don't. have a coin but that's fine okay how'd. you make the thing volleyball is so. [ __ ] funny God can you bring your. camera with you yeah show us the. apartment oh my god dude dude yeah.

remember when you fell in love with him. just him sitting on the fire escape. oh [ __ ] you so much oh I was just I was. just thinking man dude we you have that. video I'm gonna ask look we had to get. him to pull that back up that was a. phony sure it was during the Milo. backlash that they had yeah it was when. they had Milo on and then like they. people protested them and then Luis got. about this high and went out on the fire. escape we stopped and talked about the.

time that you guys had my phones back in. alright we have to pause I have to sell. your uh together at home oh yeah stop. your [ __ ] fourth grade talent show. dude. I'll give you all some of you were going. through that YouTube video earlier we. saw Lewis separating balls of paper your.

phone spell out here's what we needed. here's what we need to talk about there. is a video you put out one time this is. this is Shane's right this is the moment. I fell in love with you it was after the. Milo fall out and you guys were catching. a lot of heat and you went out onto a. fire escape and did like a quick. periscope video were you just sat there. and talked about how like you started. talking about the backlash you were. getting and you're so high all you did. was you said it was like it's just like. so interesting because like just like. real interesting you never made a point. other than what was happening was in.

fact interesting mm-hmm for like nine. minutes it was the funniest [ __ ]. thing never said why it was interesting. you just said that it was interesting. just like I realized this today really. interesting never made a point it was. the funniest you do yeah what happen. rules. what happens after D yeah dude no you're. not [ __ ] gay you're dumb guess what. you took the magic trick away from. yourself it's not me I might like taking.

my ball going home you kicked my ball. over the fence and they do get to ball. employ again analogy you smoked your way. into a good one on the table for twenty. crisis due to losses before 20 crises we.

got a penny right you guys see the penny. clearly the penny okay we got what. year's the penny pepper shaker. good question keeping them honest 2018. okay there it is pepper shakers pepper. shakers on the page okay we're going to. take a paper towel we're gonna cover the. pepper shaker yep. loose gripping a pepper shaker we're. gonna actually take another paper towel. we need three paper towels cover [ __ ]. you for on that backhand stops line I'll.

show you the penny I'll sure let me so. there [ __ ] you see the penny okay. one two three. [Music]. [Laughter].

good job reveal d where's the pepper. where's the pepper shady staring at. inhale it's in Satan's pocket dude [ __ ]. that's pretty tight yes well you're the. best dude oh right hidden you rule yeah. absolutely 100% rule [ __ ] me. as you didn't [ __ ] up that [ __ ] be. trick yeah I think I did I think that. was the end of it there was nothing else.

no was gonna be [ __ ] like name an. animal that starts with your letter. next he's actually a country vegetable. country of Denmark sentence dog you yeah. go [ __ ] yourself yeah damn right the. country you dumb [ __ ] sorry this all. dude I just said it I said it. immediately. cuz there's not many d countries it's an. american republic so there's not many i.

see I'm the [ __ ] because you're. running magic no I wanted you to finish. now you kids happy what are you talking. about dude I'm happy for you this is a. good view a great guest this is my. favorite podcast we've had a long. yeah this is great best it's nice when. you're not on your show you're so much. [ __ ] better as a guest it's so much.

better to have you here when you're now. running things I hate you Shane [ __ ] why. you mean friend don't you dare dude no. these crocodile tears do these athletes. what you doing over there. no you finish if I hurt your feelings. I'm I'll be I'll be devastated true it's. really funny because I do that to Shane. all the time I just make him feel bad I.

think they're like actually cancelling. that stupid thing I was supposed to do. it hired me as a magician yeah we can. keep it I showed you were a [ __ ] on. my magic show I'm pretty [ __ ] - oh. yeah you sure you called hack Dini. I can levitate. here's wanna see me levitate yeah go yes.

please let's see no you show me this. this is a [ __ ] mine freak to me like. three times this is a vine freak really. alright so Louis I feel bad for people. if you're listening the audio then you. know he's gotta just go to the youtubes. do treat yourself check it out treat. treat yourself on the youtubes literally. Howard yes okay I'm checking out he's. got a skateboard he's 38 here you guys. alright this will be the last thing on.

the show yeah fade to black again. [ __ ] three where we could [ __ ] Joe. Rogan this all day - I don't give a [ __ ]. true we good probably three hours this. is funny yeah I mean [ __ ] man. Louis pretty small apartment. Isis got his shoes on he's picking black.

shoes right now clearly to aid in the. illusion I know he's put his feet he'll. I see this is mine freeze toe out of. frame right and lift both heels that one.

actually saw mine freak actually showed. how he did that one sorry my speed you. lose Kaiba crews there's a tough life in.

the magician yeah dude when you hit a. big you [ __ ] rule true just in Vegas. with Tigers and [ __ ] yeah let's get a. two o'clock let's wrap it Louis yeah we.

are yeah. those dude so [ __ ] funny you're the. best man I miss you I love you and I. miss you come back to town yo you want. to get a house let's give your son away. and then let's go get a beach house for. like a week I'll get a beach house for a. week to [ __ ] just go do that in May. for the month of June I think I'm just. gonna go get a place upstate cuz I'm. sick of [ __ ] let me tell you me.

swimming in your pool like sexy beasts. in the beginning of the movie we should. do rested there was very funny yeah we. shall do tomorrow the patreon segment. you guys aren't on the page we're doing. a live patreon segment you guys don't. want to miss so to be fun oh yeah there. we got it it'll be it'll be a surrogate. digital graffiti we'll have a bunch of. people basically hop into a zoom show a. bunch of cool stuff on the Internet I. don't know how it works gonna be fun. basically bringing your best videos into. our zoom on the Internet.

oh yeah [ __ ] it what do you even big. potato um some chili totally. disrespected the show right at the end. you just ruined it totally disrespected. the show. [Laughter].