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we're here dude we're live it could be. it could crap out at any moment though. so be ready for that I mean in these end. days dude that's all that can be had I. mean the transmission is definitely. gonna get severed sometimes the. transmissions are tough dude how are you. I miss you dude I miss you man miss you. bad [ __ ] genuinely miss you I was. thinking about how [ __ ] sick our life. would be right now if we were up in the. studio I know this is [ __ ] we should. be ripped in the studio it's sick vid. for everybody. first of all look that behind you up to. the top right corner bro what's on that.

wall where top right corner wooden. plaque above the fridge. a bunch of wine Oprah's okay I thought. it was a thought of some sort of. different calligraphy I was like what. the [ __ ] are you Shane oh you thought it. was those Mandarin bro house like yo bro. what the [ __ ] yeah they want the chat. cops one dude I went full I bet they had. you quarantined in China I was like [ __ ].

you you're locked in we gotta get you. out. oh if I was fibbing everybody about my. whereabouts your quarantines actually in. Rohan you are people zero now dude I got. [ __ ] red pilled hard by Alex Jones. this week well you know how video Jewish. I just watched the whole you can watch. them all live like the next day you can. watch the full episode would watch too. let's see on right is he on YouTube. what's like what channel would think. he's on baby's not video and that video. dude that video the one of him saying.

that he knows who Q is and he's giving Q. two weeks to come out might be the. funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. dude this it's so funny that he's. jealous of Q and although China Hugh. gets everyone's like dude Alex Jones is. an Israeli informant he's psychotic I. like it I mean dude do to be like to. hear about Q and be like yeah obviously. Q sweats the [ __ ] out of me it's like. you have to be just the best to be like. kind of cutest a casual you guys don't.

know Q is how you who you is yeah I'll. tell you who Q is right now Duke use on. my dick dude Jews because I'm out here. telling the truth is I'm telling the. truth. Q's afraid and the reason people down is. because my. up in his truth look dude here's the. truth you need to get some [ __ ] zinc. and so vitamin d3 that's all yeah and. there's some vitamin C and you're gonna. you're gonna beat this virus and it's. not even mad I'll tell you something. it's not some natural virus this is. clearly man-made if you if you put this.

under a microscope you'd be able to see. it it's like seeing tits that have like. scars really those are fake did you see. the donk ovid come on miss do you see. the thing on a fake this was made the. Chad comps made this and it leaked out. of their Factory it's I mean it's a. stage four level containment in woo him. mm-hmm but it definitely it definitely. leaked they have leaks all the time. whether this was intentional or not this. was a bio weapon from the cha comps I'd. only using know it so I watched him a. video on YouTube from a guy who had.

lived in China for ten years who came. back and he was saying that this was an. accident but the cover-up is real so. they were apparently he's like the ropes. very very real well he was saying you. can look up all these records a lady was. studying the links between bats and. coronaviruses and it's specifically the. transmission from coronavirus from bats. to humans and apparently when you. isolate a vai this is a chord in the. video and you're isolated I think she. took her work home and I think probably. her husband got into the fridge and. talked it was like oh nice it's too bad.

yeah apparently when you when you study. a virus you gotta like amp it up like I. want to find out if there's a connection. between stuff cross and mozzarella stick. just some husband opens the fridge finds. a container of bats and it's just like. perfect it's just a late-night snack I. was like with my brother used to work at.

wings to go I was like he's the best job. ever dude that is the best job well done. young and you thought like being a male. porn so I would be like the best job. they hope for so it might be the biggest. loser on earth dude except for you know. who kills it as a male porn star do you. ever get like there's like a whole world. of like solo renegade black dudes who. it's just their Channel and the oldest. they just pipe baby this is one guy yeah. yeah. now don't get me wrong some of these. dudes definitely rule no no you're like.

you're right real horrible it's still. sad it's so [ __ ] sad the I mean. imagine you know doing this podcast. imagine if this podcast is just me. [ __ ] you every week it's like well. I'd be [ __ ] you yes what time what uh. with a visit you'd be on top and the 69. there's one guy who all he does is the. prone bone where he does he goes in a. plank position the girl lays on her. stomach and he does basically like a. plank and he does rocks it is all his. videos are hash tag chrome bone and he. has one position and he's sensual he's.

very passionate like popul about the. sensuality like the porn stars when it's. clearly porn stars like making out while. they're [ __ ] I'm beyond it it's I. love it. I need like the amateurs I like the. amateurs being sensual true well this. this is pretty oh this is pretty am this. is pretty amma this is like this holy. pull out like lick up her spinal cord. from like her sacrum up to her neck dude. it's so funny then he gets right back in. a promo yes one position dude dry your. tongue out you'd have a dry tongue by.

the time you got to the top of that sure. dude hashtag prone bone dude that's the. only position for now on look time for. your junk dude i got red pill I'll take. the spear again where do you stand on. fluoride there's not even question mat. the government's put it in there to. [ __ ] kill us did I read an article in. the Atlantic about fluoride which. Atlantic is like you know suppose like a. pretty tempered publication so this guy.

did a research thing I guess a couple. people have done this to make fun of. like people who freaked out about. fluoride and turns out there's no real. scientific consensus what is it with. journalists trying to like quell and. ruin conspiracies constantly because I. looked up I looked up the the trip. journalist just ruin everything the. we're [ __ ] the Lyme disease came from. yeah. all right you ever hear about that no. right so there's a there's a I mean this.

is level 3 stuff this is mostly animal. because these kind of like figuring [ __ ]. out my lyrics cue level clearance it's. it's light like clickers. you me might be able to get a job there. okay self this if we are resume was this. cast there'd be a guy you guys know what. you're doing is it's a they'd it's an. animal disease like facility on Plum. Island its off like Long Island in New. York it's a military base now in 2002 I. think it was bought by Homeland Security. but it used to be Department of.

Agriculture and in 1970 when 1975 I. think when Lyme disease broke out it was. from like contaminated they're like it's. probably from Plum Island it's in Lyme. Connecticut which is right across the. water from there like it's probably. either from birds or from deer can swim. sometimes deer get wild and swim then. they think some deer got out of that I. think that means deer swam like 40 miles.

hold on wait I thought it's from a tick. yeah ticks on those deer so the tick. from the deer transmitted it to humans. yeah but it was from allegedly it was. from Plum Island and like government. testing on that like a barn China yes. it's China China I'm still laughing. about the bats in the fridge hello you. know everyone's like they don't have. heart attacks in China it's like okay. yeah but like every now and again you.

eat the wrong thing you're like yeah. they're all-natural over there Eastern. medicine psych here they also [ __ ]. like a slurp salamander Super Bowl party. someone just lays down a plate of like. crawling it beat the [ __ ] out you. neutralize them that's pretty young oh. they're nice to bring out the guinea.

pigs eats of gerbils at halftime it. could be how you get so good at chopping. planks in half because like imagine a. week you know to open Doritos boxes but. imagine if you had to like crack a live. crate like a wooden crate every time you. want it to munch do you like [ __ ] I. always [ __ ] punch through a wooden. crate a bunch of [ __ ] animals. yeah good do the floor icing is real man.

I looked into it what is why is it so. funny that they eat different things. people get upset like you know how to. make fun of that it's like they're. eating funny animals it's funny. they're definitely I mean eating a bad I. mean Ozzy Osbourne again he ain't a bad. never never eat yet it was like an that. was crazy. but if Ozzy Osbourne eats a bat you can. say he's like a twisted weirdo but if a. Chinese person he's a bat yesterday yeah.

oh that's [ __ ] that's their culture. maybe all Chinese just dark twisted. [ __ ] metalheads hey they're just a. little twisted bro. twisted maybe their Black Sabbath a. breakfast every as the national anthem. the generals gathered in the masses. general so no no that's even funny none. of it's even funny it's just junk dude.

that's pretty far general so yeah the. Masters yeah dude they they have no. consensus on fluoride man. that's the time of the Manhattan Project. this is I mean to be honest this is you. acted all at the time of the Manhattan. Project. they were sources part of I guess. enriching plutonium or something one of. the byproducts of the experiments they. were doing to make nuclear weapons. created a ton of fluoride and it was. justly it was seaching it was going into. the groundwater and then right around.

that time they're like [ __ ] this sucks. and they're like something came out. where Walt it where there was heavy. fluoride from all this activity P. they're like people have a little bit. less cavities there and they're like. [ __ ] it run that they started studying. and putting it out but they've looked at. these studies retro actively there's. thousands of them and by today's. standards in terms of like protocols. like the variables and all the stuff. like three of them stand up and they're. they're vague and shaky so that fluoride.

salesmen must be a hell of a Salesman. well it was ever it was just they had. enough this [ __ ] was leaking in. the ground so they were like what the. [ __ ] are we gonna do about this oh this. is good for your teeth we're actually. we're adding this to your water it was. already in some water so a floor eggs in. our water just to help our teeth just. adjust to help and it doesn't do it the. only thing they say it's a last-ditch. effort for people who don't brush their. teeth that's how they rationalize it now. they say well yeah you and I don't need. fluoride but there's some people who are. so poor they don't brush their teeth and. this will help them from the all their.

teeth falling out that's it there's. that's that's that's all and it because. you have fluoride in your toothpaste so. why would you need to drink it it makes. no it makes no sense why they put it in. there yeah but the funny thing is. apparently everyone used to lose their. teeth back in like GWS day in George. Washington 1776 do you know do you know. there was I gonna listen to like a tooth. trade like George Washington had he had. horse teeth in his mouth he had to bowl. he had wooden teeth he also had some. slaves teeth in their clay I just saw. that dude he holds leaves teeth in there.

it's no good dude he had a set of. dentures made from his own pulled teeth. from donkey and horse up top a Kia Cal. tooth and then he had yes lady his slave. teeth in there just that's why they made. grills there to protect from [ __ ] gay. from a founding father your mouth is. icing up yeah that's funny white people. have tooth fairies black people have. founding fathers come in at night and. snatch your teeth that could be where.

the Tooth Fairy came from. on the battlefields back then dude they. would go for the soldiers as soon as if. someone was dead you would just if. you're on the battlefield you were pop. teeth out of everybody you go home and. you'd have mad [ __ ] teeth yo who. needs chomps damn dude George Washington. had a donkey and a kal teeth nuts. GW dude my president I know the god. that's why everyone's like sorry my nose. it's yeah there everybody's always.

talking about how like stoic and silent. he was just like he couldn't talk all. you say yeah I'll do it. it couldn't I everyone was like wow man. a few words well what a great guy I said. [ __ ] County. [Laughter]. like a molar this front big [ __ ] you my.

nose that you super my allergies are. killing me here okay probably I'd like. riffraff you ever see riffraff [ __ ]. that was killing me sooo so maybe. fluoride work do we all have guys some. great teeth here in America no it's. cause we actually eat and stuff fact. that it wouldn't eat forever no nobody. brush your teeth but then our sugar.

consumptions up and there's there's they. did a study to of countries who never. did fluoride in their cavities and. countries who did dude fluoride and. stopped it no different that we for some. reason have fluoride in a water it's not. a parent as to what it does so maybe. they'll stop I don't think so well maybe. eventually if you hang yeah who's it. helping I don't [ __ ] know I mean now. if you're it will if you own a chemical. company and you've been selling I'm. sorry how much it's just like how many. people are in on fluoride probably like.

ten dudes they're getting rich off the. entire country for just for no reason. like how much you try the price is. probably locked in it's just an audit. just stuff you make it they probably. don't even put it in anymore they're. probably like yeah give us a billion. dollars for all the fluoride were put in. the water and like okay cool but yeah. that was that was [ __ ] me up dude. yeah I gotta figure out Plum Island bro. with you wait till you look into that. so limes they were researching Lyme. disease I don't know probably they're.

like how can we take down landscape if. there's all these there's all these like. how they were like there's all these. [ __ ] bio bio weapon facilities that. just are terrifying and pointless. stateful well yeah I mean dude this if. you don't that's a thing till ok this. one's not a bio you know we could say. this one's not about although they did. say again when you research viruses you. have to amp them up so you can kind of. observe them better and the thing is. they amped up his virus according to. this video and then it got someone got. infected and the lady that was patient.

zero the government of trying to killed. her. if you go on their website of the. researchers people who had been there. for years and left their BIOS are still. on there besides the one lead researcher. who just has totally disappeared and. then a guy came out again saying like yo. that was patient zero she died Chinese. government cover that up murdered the. guy was dead two days later yeah it is a. good excuse for a Thor Italian. government to just be like man that's. pandemics really somehow it's just. destroying all of our political enemies.

yeah man. I think all of our political enemies. have a cult you just go around kill well. dude and now that so seeing what it's. capable of now I mean dude you say okay. say this one wasn't a bio weapon bio. weapons are coming dude they're [ __ ]. coming someone's like oh that's all we. got a virus all right we can get that. yeah you start like everyone starts. spitting into a bucket let's [ __ ]. send the [ __ ] somewhere. yeah bio webs are coming back some.

senator opens a ziplock bag of spit like. [Laughter]. some just lands on one person like this. is disgusting oh yeah man how they beat. our virus dude another month of this man. possibly at the very least lame dude a. lot of people get sued as soon as his. weather gets warm people are gonna.

Americans are gonna retaliate. gonna party dude we're gonna take [ __ ]. this there's no doubt I mean dude how. many Pinot dude who has it right yeah I. know - at least they're oh nice both. Jewish really liberals definitely say. that's what happens see I've called this. this disease only affects liberals dude. idea there is a tough I think it was a.

you and me talking about it where there. is definitely a like look at me factor. here where those tend to be liberal. policies on the internet being like I. have it yeah dude Cove actually very. sick yeah code is so [ __ ] funny like. my chest started crackling you know. immediately took it very seriously and. the president didn't get me a seat I saw. some dude posted a thing about Louie's. special day some dude tweeted about it. and was like I look there's profile as.

soon as somebody talked [ __ ] I usually. just check their profile to see their. bio cuz it's always funny the bio is. always like words I've never heard yeah. like anytime if you're gay enough to. like type outwardly. about like if you're tweeting against a. comedian yeah your bio is gay it's like. choc I looked at the bio and it's like. now it's now it's like him her a couple. Flags like a gay flag a [ __ ] usually. a Palestinian flight like some [ __ ] like. that. and then like his was like um you know.

um I was basically saying he had a weak. immune system he was like immuno. immunocompromised yes [ __ ] Twitter. bio it's it's a new hashtag for your bio. is you can be like I'm really a risk. right now guys I'm gonna put that in. your bio. I'm immunocompromised so this is really. hard for me. that's that's his identity that's a. level hosi were dealing he was also. gender studies and he's like [ __ ] 50.

years old he's yeah but in that I'm from. coming from that world and those. programs if you don't have a thing that. like if you don't have like an. oppression tag immunocompromised is up. for grabs you know compromise is a good. one you know compromise my probably like. this is just salt life dude what you. submit on oh baby and David I can the. same immune system zoo they're just on. fire right now oh can I tell you my new.

plan what I can't I can't. I'm not gonna name names but I I'm Lake. life right now I got one more week at. the lake mmm-hmm think I might be headed. down Arizona way might be going desert. life dude that's where you need to go. get in the heat and some tribe does. their life damn your hand you'll handle. in the sickness like a World War Two. soldier dude you're just getting out. like a hot dry climate bad you get. tuberculosis there you go just Arizona. you'll be fine I guess do we oh yeah. that white trash book we're talking yeah.

well you gave me that's great Arizona. way Arizona way home from nice how funny. was it when dudes like like around the. Mississippi River would just get [ __ ]. like uh malaria mmm and then they would. all just get like horrible like shakes. and fevers like every spring that's just. what happens in Ohio yeah it's like you. get the Ohio shakes around the spring. times thank you oh that was malaria yeah. so there was oh dude I'm still on the.

fence man I'm like you know I would I. want to see and I don't it's weird they. can track Cove it but if I'm like well. how many people have died from the flu. since there's been cove at the same time. you know we don't have the official data. on the flu yet it's like okay well the. flu is gonna be I mean the flu is gonna. be higher I think by quite a bit right. right now if it isn't well you had. covered for a little bit [ __ ]. are dropping people getting [ __ ] up. coverage [ __ ] people up the flu the.

flu is like either 29,000 or 70,000. people died a year and it's like what's. [ __ ] one. who's mailed in the researchers dude. I've been dude my grandma just died have. no idea how she died. Kove it I've no idea how she died. no it was before covered but there's no. geezers don't get autopsies so they're. like 20,000 maybe 150,000 for the flu. who know when you're that old I wonder. like if how that experience is for like.

the guy who dresses up the bodies and. stuff and what if they're just like you. think they're a little bit rougher with. the geezers or they're like what the. [ __ ] who gives a [ __ ]. well I can sneak up on him yeah just. like they're probably a little rougher. with the teachers in a morgue probably. slam him to think Oh big guy how they. feel about like doing the makeup I'm. like a hot young baby the died not a. baby but like a hot young girl yeah just.

a creep that does makeup on dead bodies. just say yeah it's very pretty very. pretty. I'm gonna start a uh I want rocky to do. one more movie where his like son works. in a morgue and then instead of the. [ __ ] uh instead of the kittens in the. beef I was telling Donna I was telling. beaver he needs to have a son and named. him rocky rocky rocky six talk to you.

bro it is man I was uh yeah I was. [ __ ] it's missing you dude. things are good right now I mean it. sucks that there's this pandemic but we. got a boat on this lake so yeah it's. nice out we're doing little fishing I. haven't caught a thing but it's fun it's.

nice so it's fishing hooking some night. crawlers fishing with night crawlers. sucks dude. but you guys using live bait still I'm. using power bait yeah no power bait well. he got sick okay Connor got some power. bait so what happens you tell me you. guys are getting oh yeah that guy for. power bait in that [ __ ] hillbilly. crushed me on it but if we don't cast. since then. yeah we went down to buy fishing eye and. we're all [ __ ]. so like none of us really like know what. the [ __ ] were doing and I was like can. you just hook us up Kyle dude no respect.

cut if we would have its kind of if we. would've uh if we did make a reality. show like a [ __ ] real world show and. just put everybody in the house like. this for like a month it would be the. funniest [ __ ] video of all the time. do people turn on each other. after a day one day everybody here hated. each other. yeah not stopped because it's like a.

vacation and not a vacation it's kind of. was it's like yeah it should be a. vacation but it's kind of just like. we're kind of stuck here. yeah like it is I might [ __ ] spaz out. oh my oh my head down there is oniy way. your day should add you Cunanan the. whole house dude I'll talk about I was. thinking about going to live with Doug. Stanhope for like two or three months. dude maybe like a at least a month just.

one month down there Stanhope's house. that will he have you yeah he's very. excited about it dude that'd be awesome. yeah yeah yeah I think I'm gonna do it. but I don't my cars in New York City and. I don't feel like [ __ ] getting it. yeah don't so I'm just gonna steal one. of my parents cars oh you're gonna head. back defensively I'm gonna drive to. mechanicsburg I'm gonna head. Pennsylvania way and then I gotta head. down there is the only way which is like. a three day drive but I'm gonna steal my. cell I told my parents house I think I.

need to I need to take one your cars. first of all you guys don't need a car. yelling like - you're doing him a favor. my users better stay inside yep you. should China you should you should. she's China them you should force them. inside lock them down and take their car. I totally have tried them and then I. better not [ __ ] leave I'm taking. their car I should have lied about where. I was going I told him I was gonna hang. out Doug Stanhope and then my mom. googled Doug Stanhope I was like you're. not going down there it's like mom.

literally in the group day my family. group text I was like I'm trying to drag. this family out of mediocrity. we become great mom you [ __ ] they got. up said that I said our family was in. mediocrity damn I've heard another. article about what's called media. mediocre mediocre Prima premium or some. premium mediocre it's like all the [ __ ]. we buy since like nobody really has. money anymore. like we just all buy [ __ ] furniture. off the internet that's all made out of. like cardboard Pope and like we all yea.

big we all buy knockoff counterfeit. [ __ ] absolutely all the stuff in our. house it's supposed to look like we're. cool and successful is of low [ __ ]. quality and that's kind of all we can. afford. [Laughter]. wow that's actually dude this entire. house is that yeah lady decorated this. place dude I'm looking at two like deer. head sculptures she definitely got from. like Target that are definitely like two. dollars they're the centerpieces in this. living room there's a [ __ ] wreath.

over there attached to a window against. the wall for no reason. yeah it's crap it's just all [ __ ]. everything [ __ ]. that's crap crap for sale the Arizona. did the Arizona might trip is the move. you have to do it dude I have to right. what are you bringing yeah I would. I'd go just bring a [ __ ] luggage and. a car drive down to get to the compound. you should be cool to drive across the. country to it would be awesome you. should do the Oregon Trail like get to. that River you had a Ford and see if you. can walk across it.

I keep telling group here this is a baby. I'm gonna cut their rations to make the. rations get crushed have you seen the. handmade in Handmaid's Tale excuse me oh. no I never watched don't who's again no. dude it might be the worst worst Pia. ever I'm like the guys saying the world. to me. BAE's watching and I'm actually rooting. for the theocracy [ __ ] theocracy rules.

well I'm like well yeah you watch it. they're just like first of all all the. girls were lesbians they're like all. before they show their life before and. they're all like smoking pot and they're. like oh you didn't know I'm a lesbian. and I get abortions all the time and. like someone who's comes like it they'll. [ __ ] over here. [Laughter]. wait someone came by and was right if. someone came I was like doc you look. funny too because I was like watching. I'm thinking about people getting fired. it's like Handmaid's Tale is Lord of the.

Rings for like white feminists for like. 23 oh they're like yeah this is what. it's like. sorry that's my Bell the houseboaters. that's my I'll get I wouldn't get into. that right now I'm on a monastery time. diet but that's for later. the UH it's pretty tight the trying to. eat like a monk no I'm trying to live. like a monk I eat like a pig. live like a monk it's also pretty tight. I have I have a monastery bills now I'm. on film piggie yeah be like like a.

[ __ ] freak the piggie I actually look. good I might be losing weight lost ten. [ __ ] pounds uh oh you guys I haven't. been going out I haven't gone out to eat. that's how much I I guess I eat out no. I'm gonna gain weight I'm gonna gain a. lot of weight I've been drinking dragon. I'm a dragon it is funny that like you. watch handmaidens tail and they there's. a bunch of chicks like oh my god what's. next we can't even kill unborn babies. this is [ __ ] [ __ ] what's [ __ ].

next I can't kill life inside yeah that. was a big like yeah I was cool and I. think people have been trying to. replicate that quite a bit. ever since like there's all these shows. and [ __ ] constantly everything's like. for somebody you know yeah now if you. make a TV show or a movie for a specific. race gender and like just a group yeah. that's what the internet is doing why. are we doing that why don't we just make.

stuff for everybody well they see what. you like I'd have to immediately be for. a group yeah man it's all goings that. seems weird yeah I mean Handmaid's Tale. is definitely at the best part - all the. main characters getting like afflicted. are just like twenty four year old white. chicks getting crushed like yeah this is. when it's like dad start with that like. for me that that story began started to. regain popularity when Trump won people. were like oh my god it's the [ __ ]. hand man.

yeah pretty sure they dress like that on. SNL it does like that outfit. you know I think the female cast members. wore that outfit a couple times cool. yeah awesome dude it is where we're at. about this on older ones it's funny I. think you said it actually that it's. just Sharia law handmade sell is Sharia. law like there's one point lady tries to. drive by herself and soldiers like stop. the [ __ ] car. yeah it's Shree law and in it are like.

can you even imagine anyone this bad and. we're like yeah well the Muslims because. let them whimper do there's not a dog. hey come on don't pause it I want to. watch you run up the steps it's my. favorite part everybody's favorite part. of viewing this shot one more shot he's. on a secret probation doesn't wanna go. upstairs he just wants me to [ __ ]. play with him dude yes to get the hell. out of here man Mathilde is so cute just. laying there hot dude she's a sweetheart. he's a you know [ __ ] jerk right now. yeah I'm gonna eat Jack soon I'm fatten.

them up fatten them up oh dude my um I. started doing a thing monastery time. diet dude it's might be my favorite. thing I've ever done in my own it's it's. the new regime for sure dude yeah I said. how many alarms they have in my phone so. you know you're in the monastery the. bells just kind of go off all day and. like remind you to do like karate and. [ __ ] yeah of course so they think they. remind you to meditate do karate touch.

boys dude look at all those alarms dude. that's the monster all going all day. long random times throughout the day the. alarm goes off I stop and go what am i. doing I'll do it if I'm bullshitting I. go oh man knock it off so as soon as my. lawyers go off I'm programming myself. dude as soon as my alarm bells go off. and I catch myself in a timely chai go. oh [ __ ]. stop what's better than [ __ ] man let. me tell you not many different. philosophies my friend me bro there's. nothing wrong with that ain't nothing.

wrong a little [ __ ] dude we gotta. get you out on the lake dude I mean. there's get you on the boat I'm I'm. Apollonian for sure your donation no. problem. no crime no problems one doesn't exist. without the other my man it's true. hundred percentage black dude it's been. it's awesome are you doing that dude I. as soon as I go off I stop what I'm. doing meditate for like just quick two. minutes nothing big just real easy get. myself recharged I take quick assessment. of my surroundings I'm like it's been me. and a fighting and I being a crank pot.

am i doing this and my bullshitting and. then if I'm doing something cool I go oh. [ __ ] yeah it's like it's a quick like. catching it freezes me up yeah update. though right you know something good. wakes me up out of my [ __ ] oh [ __ ]. you know dude obviously you got to wake. up when you're sleeping I wake up like. 10 times a day bro. yeah so it really isn't that big of a. deal I wake up whenever the good Lord. wakes me up and then I go about my day. and I enjoy the paradise that he created. for me heard that and I live it to the. fullest I can't wait to kick you know.

your [ __ ] joy need baby heard that. I'm uh I'm whipping myself I'm you know. I know I'm with myself pretty hard. although uh dude how [ __ ] great is. our God that did he watch it I watched. the first 15 minutes of it how great is. our God he's good he's good. I'm waiting to get there's takes awful. little waiting for Duran down Oh No give. it time my friend I believe it I believe.

rounds did you get to when he was. talking about God yeah that was like the. very beginning know it well first didn't. you say first 15 minutes yeah I think. around 15 or 16 is when he's talking. about like if got came back and talked. to us it's all that oh I'm mad at him. right now bro why he's dogging Oh. believe me. yeah I was a dude at the end II he gave. a [ __ ] thank you do a bunch of all.

his openers yeah I didn't open for him. but I was still like looking at it like. come on here all this stuff's funny the. last couple ones I'd watched the first. time but not bad then I rewatched them. I'm like god dammit this is [ __ ]. hilarious now this is this one is it. took me a minute but there's some in. here dude the [ __ ] bit do you get to. that yeah I didn't see it I mean. he is he's God dude he's the God come. he's get me wrong don't get me right I. don't know it's my bar for him so if.

anyone else was doing any of this. special make man this guy's so funny i. watch him and i'm like fully like. alright i need to have my mind blown now. and he does he did a couple that were. like pretty he did he goes with like. premises that are very like like god. coming back it's like I wish God would. just say something we know but then what. he does say like what God would say he's. like I gave you guys all these animal it. doesn't matter who you're [ __ ] but I. put all these animals here for you guys. to [ __ ] yeah you just keep me eating.

them. yeah I saw it so you guys are eating. perfectly [ __ ] pigs yeah I saw that. I seen that incredible incredible I'm. wait I'm gonna blow my side he's blown. my socks off so many times I'm waiting. forget to go it okay yeah I'm dude he's. he's the [ __ ] gun dude he's goat I. can't wait to read all the other. articles about how it sucks on his hack. and it's played out by the same. publications that prays just about every. single special that no real comic.

actually enjoys oh yeah I mean go around. not to be not too [ __ ] comic not to. be a [ __ ] douche about being a. comedian comic-con not to [ __ ] comic. out right now but if you go and talk to. any real stand-up comedian be like hey. what do you think of any special that I. need [ __ ] ass websites promote they'll. all be like oh that that special sucked. yeah like everybody's like it's clearly. not funny yet and when a good funny. special comes out like Chappelle or. Louie or something like that they're all. like this is hateful and bad it's a.

national level it's a [ __ ]. micrometric. same thing happened to Philadelphia. stand-up same things happening. nationally. oh speaking of well I got two good. tweets this week what - really good. tweets one was this guy who talks [ __ ]. on me non-stop that I knew he got Kovan. so I that he announced that he had. covered so I liked that tweeted that he.

was like he announced he had covered. with like a wrestler he had like the air. too. like I'm okay I was like like you. [ __ ] loser I'm gonna get it die but. uh okay tweet about it and quietly under. the deck go to the die I'm gonna sneak. away from everybody. it'll probably hit me on the way to. Arizona dude I'll probably die in like. Oklahoma no I thought it'd be funny to. do I've seen y'all doing order some. blood capsules offline and it's walking.

down the street and bitin on me like be. very funny but it's yes it's terrible. I know but God does like something like. shitty youtubers price no put goddamnit. that will be for it just to do that and. just run away and never tell how you do. that it's my own kids my own pleasure. yeah literally don't film it just. gorgeous by yourself don't even just. write down let it has come out of my. mouth and oh god and it's running to my. house and people like holy forks Oh.

zombie out yeah printing at someone you. could IRL zombie right now people would. run from you if you work any day no. matter where you it would really work. now if you're like sig fuel bigoted. people are literally like only [ __ ] you. good shot if you sound down are you let.

would you get you Oliver Zambian right. now yes. why wait why can't you Tommy huh it's. like you on fire in a movie theater. although I don't even know if that's. illegal. to be honest you can't yell gun and it. you can't be like get down girl bang. could be like be nice to be good if you. could just tell give me your [ __ ]. money kicking object and then if it. doesn't work I never mind I was joking. did YouTube bank robbery prank.

hold on I got number two I got number. two local. Philly comic did you see this no love. one of our one of our buddies from that. old theater we used to call home finest. our our old favorite theatre we used to. love one of Philly's finest he tweeted. he put out a he put out his venmo on. twitter because he needs money. oh and asked people he [ __ ] openly. begged on Twitter for money ah man I.

liked it you liked it I liked that dude. that's so [ __ ] begging on what squid a. dude that's for money yeah but dude it's. a whole different whole different anyone. I'd please join our patreon yeah please. yeah we work hard but hey we work we. don't want no no handouts around here. dude working hard around here yeah that. is cool to be like what's going on big. mouths begging this week we were like oh. man it's [ __ ] awesome [ __ ] that was.

my last beer. BRB you want take a break. no I was just gonna grab a beer it's. right there you'll get a beer say. something to the people tell people. what's going on my headphones are on I. can I know dude listen to this so I I. deep dove two days ago and I'm on my. couch and I literally Shane I know you. hear me right now you're in the fridge.

I raised my vibration I I don't know how. many megahertz oh it's not a lot you. can't look if you think you're gonna. raise like I mean if either you're gonna. raise up to like like 200 528 pure. megahertz since there's no way but I. think I got up to like 423 or so what do. you think about that shut up. I I'm not lying to you I did the deep. dive on the couch. it wasn't do it it was a rough there it. was a I came out of it white-faced oh.

[ __ ] we got it we got it I'm sorry we. got to do the [ __ ] uh stink tank soon. yeah man those [ __ ] shrooms are. burning a hole in my wallet they're. flying huh sorry there's a hole in the. bottom yeah well not I think we should. do it we should doing a week cuz I had a. I had a bit of a hair-raising deep dive. on the old couch there you see Mathilda. laying on did it was it was uh I think. it's because I'm not getting that much. sleep so yeah [ __ ] you.

yeah but it's also like dude try getting. yourself in a [ __ ] transcendental. state low on sleep dude it's [ __ ] Rob. Zombie time it was I you just let you. get yourself to a spot we just let your. brain do whatever at once and dude it. was full-on wrong [ __ ] dude. what did it think about uh what the [ __ ]. was I doing. dude I you know I you know I journal all. this down in my I journal this all that. my meditation journal live it was Laura. it's all it's all there it's a secret. das floating around dude I'll send it to.

you now you don't know you should check. it out dude it's not read it's view its. listen it's all technologies pure tech. such as you talking about it a twenty. minute clips no I have to relieve it I. come and recap them dude you sure you. want me to listen put it out.

oh you put it online it's floating. around dude the content you put on the. page the post signing off of some wild. rain. dude it's uh well when I did it so I did. it yes I always set an intention. whenever I do the deep dive you do with. that happy for you and I'm sorry that I. I'm not trying to be negative I'm happy. and excited it's a crazy it's ridiculous. it's time telling you it's a wave of the.

future I mean dude stand-up is one thing. to go out if you come out of a just our. pure whack state and you just go BAM. it's it's straight it's it's might be -. it's a fentanyl dude it's too much. comment it's the purest of the pure dude. it's humble it's so fun dude I'm Shayna. it's the funnest thing to do you come. out of this like whacked-out state and. us boom you start talking and. stream-of-consciousness it's it's a lot. of fun but the to die so I said the. intention I'm like I got a right Oh.

every time before I do my deep dives and. meditate my intention is always to stop. arguing with a weak like please let it. stop fighting and it was dude that's bad. that's up to BAE bro. no no you're wrong dude you're wrong get. up to bed. it's not dude it's up to you you cannot. put that in the hands you know that you. get the raise I gotta [ __ ] die I guess. I kind of suck at being a relationship. so don't my talk well I'll watch the.

break-up last night. what's the break-up never watch the. break-up is that like Paul Rudd no it's. Vince Vaughn and uh I was a good movie. it's a great movie but it always. reminded me of my ex that where he has. look at me the point is I get this let's. come over to his house at one point. she's like oh yeah there's a couple. parts where some of the speeches really. hit home what happened Mike O'Connor was. sitting behind me like do you hear that. what do they say huh.

nothing I'm getting emo bro what do you. think you need everybody's getting emo. during a quarantine and they're thinking. about their exes dude that's how. quarantines work corn seas are all about. time to reflect on base xbase true and. hate yeah dude I mean once the [ __ ]. lifts I'm going to I cannot wait to just. like go to a restaurant and be around. people I'm gonna be genuinely excited to. like it wait to do [ __ ] stand up bro.

yeah that'll be fun those my literally. mind high your identity and self-worth. yeah entirely I've been monitoring I've. been I mean I don't see it but I've been. monitoring you for a little I'm like I. wonder how Shane is doing with this is. it uses Hoffman you gonna lock me in a. crate for like two years dude you didn't. [ __ ] around you can put me back in the. womb any day the week I'm chilling well. as long as no one else is doing anything. I guess I'm okay. like if other if I was the only one not. allowed to do stand-up it would kill me. it would destroy me dude imagine that if.

you just like quarantined life. experience that on a micro level by. watching us an L yeah like seeing it not. being able to be a part of it and being. like [ __ ] sucks I could do better than. this yeah it sucks I should be doing. that I mean that's what happened when I. went to Spain and watch other people do. stand-up that's why I was like I need to. do stand-up that's the best thing you. can do people do and be like they saw. something I can see other people do it. me like yeah this sucks I wish I was. doing it. yeah and right now it really sucks cuz I.

was cutting things were kind of like on. the up-and-up. kind of get out dude I was about to do. South by Southwest that would have been. a big moment your booming and bunking. bur that would have been big then moon. tower right after that then skank fest. and all that like it was things were. good. oh I will say you know this planet hate. salt comedy so let's try to shake it off. its back right now true it certainly. does dude all comedy I think this I. think this is a planet's response to all. comedy cobia dude Gaia was like this.

[ __ ] sucks people like the planets. trying to kill us for global warming. it's like no no no it loves going hey. it's it's chilly the plant is chilly. dude it's heights we're doing this what. it really hates his [ __ ] that's true. he loves it [ __ ] ice ages Dave you. forget about the I forgot about the Ice. Age and what dude is is Earth a woman or. not uh if there's a lady everybody knows.

it's mother earth guy how when's the. last time a mother hasn't been cold. yo mommy's good question other end needs. warmed up yep I hear it on that I hear. you I like there actually has been some. pretty funny arguments about like global. warming being [ __ ] like the [ __ ]. they're like we stopped riding boats in. Venice for like a month and the water is. crystal clear like well don't get. promoted okay global warming twist it. with the pollution bro two different.

things don't get the climate hooks. twisted with pollution ozone you're. gonna [ __ ] make me look like a. horse's ass on a horse's ass right now I. got real into a guy recently it was just. he just was talking that mess and I was. liking it I went to his website and it. was just like and please take a minute. let's all acknowledge the climate hoax. and I was like god damn it I like this. guy I want to get in this he liked it. this guy was against secret society so. he was starting his own I told you about. this secret society dude all those guys. are [ __ ]. all these already most of the conspiracy.

secret society I read pilled and this is. counter encountered you know into it. yeah whatever [ __ ] work the. most of these guys are retards Alex. Jones is brilliant Alex Jones is clearly. brilliant but like either way if he's. kidding he he's the funniest person. alive if he's not kidding. he's even funnier garlotte yeah dude hi. curry how it's Jones definitely rules. Alex Jones [ __ ] rules. yeah agreed a hundred percent but it is. funny to watch him be like bringing in. to like a doctor and the big doctor what.

do we need. what's coronavirus don't know us and. he's like you just need zinc and vitamin. d3 and he's like that's perfect. we're selling zinc and vitamin d3 on our. website do you ever see when I don't. know if you ever notice when he first. takes calls the first caller is always. like hey Alex got to say I just love. what you're doing out here I just took. the supplements man every time his first. caller calls in like to say how much he. loves him how awesome he is and how. awesome is supplements are someone's. definitely jealous oh he's duties action.

commands he is the man he's getting. paper drills he's getting paper he's. getting papered big I mean dude I was. watching I was talking about the David. Icke thing or David Icke Patriots it's. the Patriots right now verse the. globalists anus trying to shut us to you. name somebody uh name somebody I'll give. you one word that it's pretty easy you. name one person I'll tell you the first. words and come forward I'll tell you the. first word the cons of give you a broad.

James [ __ ] Satanist Hillary Clinton. Satanist oh wait the vampire George Bush. vampire Elon Musk scared vampire it. [ __ ] yes Cohn Caprica [ __ ] huh.

LeBron James [ __ ] Barack Obama vampire. you are mosque scared man very scared. man yeah that might be a funniest things. I've ever seen. life but usually Alex out Jones What did. he say for him well you know they're. like Donald Trump next level Trump on.

the model did he then know what he do. dania is one of his conferences he was. like the next the model coming out says. a lot of like death so he's like and I. didn't I wasn't there for the model I. wasn't involved in any model at least. not this type of model next level dude.

oh my god and it's so forth this is what. I want to know are we gonna see the. [ __ ] debate between him and Jo oh it. has to have I think wine I think Biden's. trying to weasel out of the debate I. don't think I've heard by and talking am. on through I think behind stead he hash. that you are you clip bringing up hash. tag where's Joe but Joe is dead that was. a big thing that popped up hash tag. where's Joe the only person to anybody's. seen for the last month is Jess Trump. toke Bernie's been totally out of the.

news nobody wants to touch it dude. Biden's out and it did please let. [ __ ] please bring Joe Biden into the. same room as Trump and let them debate. and see what happens today. well I think when they did hashtag. where's Joe Joe Hadley his press team. got together I think Jareau pretty much. came out was like let me tell you. something I hate Corona fire I tell you. something if I was here Rita not yeah. did I [ __ ] all right I'm done thanks. yeah this is that my time like knows. your commercials like times up catch me.

at Joe Biden at AOL Joe Biden's did you. find only sense those long forward. emails for this hot dog hot dog chestnut. chestnut for this three people who did. you see the picture of him holding a. baby's hand is under cross it's great.

classic they debate gets the digital. graffiti. and just bring up pictures behind him as. he talks of him like groping kids that. would be the final it should be every. single debate is your opponent gets to. bring those up behind you while you. describe your platform oh my god that is. so [ __ ] funny do graffiti is the best. it is the [ __ ] best. Helium wanted to do that online on here. and I said no can't do that. I don't I don't want to sully did just. literally the perfect yeah. it's literally perfect comedy no that's.

that's pure dude you can't have that oh. but um oh yeah you [ __ ] they made a. me a worker Jerry Jerry's Expo Christian. Christian's next-level dude Oh Christian. Christian another brand in the door guy.

[ __ ] no he's next-level dude who. braided the door who's Brandon they. fired him. I think they fired that guy dude we're. about Brad the bartender next level. actually I'm kidding obviously.

oh my god I lied to me so funny from the. 13 people who understand what we're. talking about. oh man you know what you know including. her he's gonna watch this obviously. gonna get back to all of them owners.

tightwads yes I don't think so I think. they might be next level I got some. insider information dude yeah I guess. they aren't either information cuz I was. worried cuz I was like aw damn about all. the. how many clothes are gonna close I was. talking to my tightwads from LA the TW.

TW t Sadie's but TV tight I got some new. tightwads um I just signed with a new. agency please let me get in trouble for. calling Jewish people I wish I had the.

capability of making that like public. ass that's like rainbow thing right now. [Laughter]. [Music]. Alex Jones voice Taiwan Taiwan's damn.

dude that's crying baby that's so. [ __ ] funny what these are just. sitting here I wanted to send these two. billion spud what do you think what do. you think of that symbol on the mosquito. repellent oh do you think this is.

mosquito repellent also boy talent Appel. it Pels the boys damn Rios sceetos what. do you think Zika virus is a bio weapon. definitely Oh actually yes it actually. is it really yes doesn't make people's. heads huge no it's really small okay no. makes actually if you google it and look. at the babies there's it kind of look. like.

it just makes your baby look like baby. Yoda really [ __ ] anybody is anybody. I'm sure and googled Zika baby as. anybody question Rick Moranis about the. potential science because no I - you're. wanted by the FBI. [Laughter]. no Zeke Zeke I think was a government it.

was a they were trying to kill brown. people what yeah these people hate human. lives these are global a Satanist saying. this obviously they were trying to the. whole point that look at the UN dude you. can look at the UN's website they're not. afraid to tell you exactly what they're. doing. well they up there they're red they're. trying to get rid of the human. population. Cheerilee trying to kill us they're. trying to kill half the human population. dude this is Thanos I mean dude if I had. that much money I might kill half the. human population yeah I'm broke and I'd. like to kill half of come on get out of.

here the [ __ ] you looking up that Zika. baby it looks exactly like baby Yoda for. me let me say Jax hold on I gotta pause. it you know don't pause it don't pause I. chase him up I'll get him out of here. song fat ass dude how does a chick how.

definitely [ __ ] Matt what up baby what. up do that's a sick roll Jitsu shoulder. roll you do that in a fight no you do. that uh trying to stir it up that's. warming out dude I saw I might do that. if someone stunting on me roll at them. let me see alright [ __ ] my share screen. let me see here. alright I don't even know if it's worth.

it I just thought it was funny. he might be pretty sad let's just say. just for. Syke but yeah oh man oh yeah look at. that look at that go back to that they. all look like [ __ ] uh baby Yoda. that's horrifying. what Zika babies yeah their heads ever. grow back I don't know leave that third. one in tell me that's not baby Yoda oh. Jesus Christ. you get a baby Yoda if you had Zika.

virus oh man there's gonna be dude that. was all [ __ ] like Central America. dude we're gonna be running and it. there's gonna be a bunch of dudes with. small heads playing for the Yankees in. like ten years he's sliding the home. into shattering both persons ankles. company like a javelin dude straight. [ __ ] into home base just bailed you. know like arrows this impales the. catcher that's terrifying.

oh but what I was saying is they're the. only symptom of it you just feel you're. like a minor card then you have a baby. you're like oh [ __ ] Oh older their heads. are usually jacked up yeah cuz the. snatch the snatch [ __ ] smashes their. head yeah dude mine came out mine had. like the Mars Attacks to the back of the. head when she freaked when she first. came out oh shoot that's what well they. come out looking at it like that like. the Celts of this do they used to do. that like the barbarians dude in the.

Huns usually you should have [ __ ]. wrapped that baby's head like that and. make it grow and like an alien head they. used to do that did they really yeah the. Goths maybe I forget who it was why did. the Romans the Romans used to they're. like a freedom because they had [ __ ]. yeah they're coming with giant [ __ ]. heads and fight on their barbarians with. like [ __ ] animal heads they were. doing on purpose like yeah yeah yeah. just as just as like flex pointers just. to be like yo [ __ ] back of my head is.

a foot long you can get coned a lot of. babies get coned up you get like literal. conehead. yeah my uh my nephew's like a flat back. of his head yeah floor yeah my dad's got. I mean I he just he claims that he was. left on the floor and they made him. watch too much TV when he's little but. he has like a perfect. least square head he's like a lego man. head pack is the back of his head is. like perfectly flat yes oh my god you.

got laid on the floor oh when he was a. kid. yep square ass [ __ ] head I definitely. have a flat head dude no you don't Lord. baby you got you probably got a nice. barbarian bulge in the back E mmm I'm. gonna go to Rome right now and see what. they think I have a big enough head I. think I could scare Romans if I shave my. room. they started the Romans started copying. the barbarians like fashion and [ __ ]. yeah I heard about that with Celts they. got kind of like yo this is cool to be. [ __ ] edgy and [ __ ] have a wild head.

giant head for no reason it's probably. the only reason I'm alive now this goes. like a thousand years ago it was like. kind of hot to have a humongous head. walk and walk around I was talking about. the ice so the tightwads I think I was I. was afraid that the clubs were gonna be. [ __ ] yeah how many clubs but all I. heard through the grapevine the tightwad.

grapevine that a couple of the tightwads. are thinking about buying up all those. tightwads reasons like watts are buying. up all the clubs that are closing it's. like there's still there's expansionist. tightwads. yes yeah I know so our god is great God. first of all how many gods are going to. be open I was genuinely worried. yeah that would [ __ ] suck dude oh. [ __ ] me what would you do I would make. sure curious about this what would you. do if it was just like for the next. three years or like hey man you know say. oh you know stand up for three years.

yeah what the [ __ ] would you do I would. probably try to I guess act with tires. make tires. nice tires there's four or five of us we. just we're gonna do that anyway true. this might be a thing of fire you can. stand up out it's not there's no way. it'll be good take stand about it's. gonna take out live music theater plays. I call that [ __ ] sure I'll never let. these reporting events I'll never let. theater day it's not I think you're. gonna think this who's gonna kill.

[ __ ] that no it's not gonna do it. they they're also talking about. letting people write-off entertainment. and restaurants again used to be able to. like take clients out and entertain them. and write that all off and I think. they're gonna put that back into effect. so that way whoa Oh that'd be sick it's. a pretty good idea actually not gonna. lie oh [ __ ] that we could take me to. entertain people dude we are. entertainers dude maybe we could that'd. be sick if we worked for like like if. like like fracking hired us and we could.

entertain their clients take the Tokyo. partners out for a nice meal take good. movies good news the pipeline's coming. you mean the partners working the. pipeline deal it's coming dude I saw it. Trump tweeted about it the pipeline's. coming we need the pipeline I mean good. news pipelines there's like I know this. sucks but good news the pipeline just. got approved people probably good news. we finally chased all those Native. Americans off their grounds and have the.

pipeline like I know you guys are. bugging out about the play we definitely. bleed them out of the way now so we good. good we need the pipeline dish yeah we. need to have more oil dude that's such a. funny move too as soon as we're like. kind of heading towards electric car is. that good news finally [ __ ] up Wyoming. finally [ __ ] destroyed Wyoming 2020. we finally conquered those savages it's.

2020 and we got him man oh boy man that. made me laugh so hard dude oh that's. fine I took that whacked me out man. so [ __ ] that was too [ __ ] funny for. me that took heed [ __ ] me up man oh. man yeah dude I'm whatsoever yet. timewise what are we doing here what. time is it let's let's slide into the. page bruh let's slide into the page. let's just drop this all right what time. did you start I got I got it I got a. sunset on a boat coming up but I can.

skip that people been asking about the. page you said we loved the old test we. loved this ot but god I do love the old. test they want to hear from the boys too. some of them say hey we're new test. we're new test dogs these when I hear a. little song this is new also it's funny. too the new tests is kind of the. stop saying with the old estimate yeah. it's really not that much different now. I was I've been going through con Jews. tightwads. that's classic old test it is uh I've.

been going through the old test here and. there when I upload him I'll just go to. a random point and hit play and I was. like it's so yeah it's funny it is wild. it is so funny it was that guy I wish. that guy would stop posting them on. YouTube I asked him to so that we can. post our own stuff that we made on art. you know this is the new this is the new. digital I thought about that I was. hating on this [ __ ] [ __ ] and I'm. like he put he links to the patreon I'm. like all right and I've arrived scurried.

through some of the comments people like. all dude I'm all out of the it was I. don't think he has all of them so people. believe from that like I'm gonna go link. up so now it's like dude that the the. patreon frontier is about to get leveled. with so much you know I'm about to. graduate school yeah I've one more paper. to write I'm done [ __ ] the level of. stuff on there it's gonna be I mean. there's gonna be so much [ __ ] on there. yeah patreon is gonna be pretty non-stop. we might need to figure out a way to. organize it so anyway we'll talk about. that later. I already have you brother but yeah yeah.

let's slide on this line in the ah we're. talking right thanks for thanks for. listening y'all good app uh well it's. funny thing about everyone listening. everyone who's listening this has just. been either in like it's funny to guys. I've had. dude hit me up who's just in like a. laser machine shop soda Lotus like play. the casts like that all people in there. so you're there like in like a laser. shop or you're just at your house every. we're all collectively losing our minds. collective psychosis at this point it is. talking what isn't it we're always every. day I wake up just like Jesus Christ is.

this like every time I wake up away this. is still going this is I feel bad on my. days just had a [ __ ] kid can't go see. people can't go see you like family and. [ __ ] or family it's gonna be weird for. Abbes to have kids to collect the glory. dude yeah they're about to like watch. you know our daughter grow and develop. and now like dude every day she's. getting bigger and bigger your kids are. gonna come out of house like [ __ ]. 28th bad boy bubby dude kids are come on. bad boy bubby.

wait yes kids how old right now [ __ ] one. like a month yeah it's like a month on a. week how old am i I'm 32. yeah we trying to unite the clans but I. could unite the clans I thought you're. marrying my sister well your sister. hasn't even [ __ ] called or texted me. you have to court her dude you have to. call my parents the whole range of date. and they'll walk behind you with their. hands behind their back and you can walk. around the compound and just tell her. about all the cool stuff you know of and. all the cool stuff will show her and.

then one time I got to do like you know. I said some things they fired me and. then the tightwads. [Laughter]. yeah dude let's fire me and then. different tightwads hired me and then. the tightwads thought that they can make. money off me you look up at you. innocently they who are the tightwads. and you'll be like my innocent darling. don't even worry about it just go let's. walk down to that pond again your dad. dug out of the [ __ ] ground mud he.

would try to fill it with fish and every. year a big snapping turtle just murder. all his fish like it yeah man let's. slide a little pay it's too late I mean. we can pay just as long as you want I. miss the sunset it's bright dude I can. see it outside well it doesn't matter. how Connors bitch-ass isn't even back. yet. I told him I wanted to go I told him I. wanted to go on a nice sunset ride and. his [ __ ] ass isn't even back really see.

fishing no he's out with his [ __ ]. lady he brought a lady down here he's. like Little Rascals dude out on the bow. he's a real [ __ ] dingus dude he's he. did little rascal us big-time he just. literally just as soon as we got to. Sue's his back into this house he. disappeared the boat was gone. no it means just him from the group just. him in this Bay dr. Schuster screwing. around is your left your left on the. president the he-man woman haters Club. to your left I'm left yes that's. [ __ ] it is [ __ ] it stinks it's.

junk don't break it up I have broken it. up several times hey you know Chris [ __ ]. his pants last week. found love dude you should destroy dude. I day one when that lady showed up Chris. immediately was like awake before noon. which he he was waking up dude I was. waking him up hit I was waking him up I. was coming into his room at like 1:30 or. 2:00 p.m. and being like hey bud what's.

going on he was literally staying up. till 6:00 or 7:00 a.m. drinking by. himself yeah some of us need to be under. the and then his bay shows up and he. immediately is like eat enough he was. eating [ __ ] yogurt in the morning and. I was pissed. I saw mean yogurt I was slapped it out. of his hands oh my it's so fun [ __ ] are. you doing and there's like no I'm gonna. build a fire and then we'll go out and. fish it'll be a good day then we grill. up some birds like you [ __ ] someone. read it to yourself some of us need to.

be under the auspices of a bay otherwise. you spin there's dudes out there my dad. claims he's like I would have died if. I'd never married your mom he's like I. was just dying drinking and eating he's. like I need a girl to be like no yeah I. know but yeah it's fun to watch someone. else spin dude I loves you Ben but. that's the other thing too you can't. lose your frame dude I mean there's a. lot of guys out here are [ __ ] [ __ ]. makers dude which I can't stand do you. mean. [ __ ] maker so he has sex if you have sex.

with a girl that you don't want to make. kids with dude you're making a [ __ ]. you're a [ __ ] maker doesn't better not. be a [ __ ] make a dude yeah finally let's. do a sign the page we gotta talk BAE's. in the page hurry up all right later.