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yeah we live baby what's going on we're. live you know uh I don't know if you. noticed it i spruced up a little bit. what my setups looking a little tighter. right now check it out dude. damn you outside right now my saw life. hats not working there you go I was. wondering I couldn't hear you how am i. sound on your head heaven. sound perfect beautiful teeth beautiful. I don't see you in that natural light.

it's salt live dude you might step. outside and fade from view just like. everybody in my life did nothing but. negativity out of you. no way dude I was working with my. inherent negativity today I only one.

hear that well I've it a lot of people. are mad that I'm here which is very. funny. well who's mad at you I don't know like. I was talking to Sodor he was like what. are you doing there. I was talking to if you people are like. mad that I'm here I made you in a dude. they're jealous that I'm they're jealous. and I'm in Salt Life and they're in. [ __ ] New York to true New York would. suck dick during this that's tight. during this whole thing you're just. driving a Jeep salt life in it bro I was.

just driving it dude I'm driving into. the Jeep around my island and it's like. your native fro it's so sick you're like. a native Hawaiian by now Aloha Mahalo so. what's going on bro dude as you can see. reset my place up I mean you probably. can't see your base that's basically so. lush I mean come on man. I should be surfing right now I just. can't ya hung a sheet up I behaved in.

there over there they're being good I. got you see my globe yeah let everybody. know your worldly bro well I mean I. don't know if you pay attention like. this do you see where it's set to the. latitude. oh I see it yes 32nd power they don't on. you pointing it out let them know why. don't we handed exactly the 32nd and. latitude is right over Lu Han yeah I. just. big blue Han was huh how big that city.

was is it big I thought you I thought. you could see that from my globe like. how the [ __ ] you see that oh yeah. yeah no it's it's like this massive yeah. every city over there like we have like. two cities we have New York in LA they. have like they have like 20 cities at. least that are those sizes it's wild. yeah population was there like big. metropolis yes big metropolis is full of. people just [ __ ] crush and bats dude. oh God it's Transylvania so star back.

they have star bats dude everybody's. just in line crushing bats damn dude. it's all it's it's funny dude it's just. geezers at the pool during the day I'm. gonna do gram Stoker's I'm gonna do a. new vampire movie that just ends with. him turn into a bat and snatch out of. the air and net and distribute it it'll. make the end of you know like the end of. a [ __ ] the Irish man were just like. twenty minutes of his sad old life yeah. Dracula's be trapped in with a bunch of. other bats unable to transform Trent. turns back in they just gobble them up.

anyway I just watch the Irish man last. night I hit hunger the Irish man that's. how it felt the Irish man see Irishman. yeah that's weird I didn't so you can. say Irish man that's not a federal but. you would say Batman huh [ __ ] you. know I'll say you say the Irish man but. you can't make a movie called can't make. a movie called the [ __ ] I think I've.

talked about this my my friend's dad. used to call any Asian to [ __ ] Oh. like like girls like there is yeah like. they had they they're like aunt and. uncle adopted these Asian kids and that. come here gonna be a little child just. yeah you sweet that's kind of sweet in. his own way it is. so how are they now there's are the. relations contentious or they like I bet.

it is hello ordered yeah I know it's. kind of [ __ ] up I don't know dude that. might be how you produce a beast like. Andrew yank and my job or it might be. his origin story dude is this a white. adopted father was like get over here. [ __ ] is this is this uh highway and. all these sick ass mopeds getting picked. up on the audio not on my headphones now. okay not on that mic well I think you. got a pro mic right there got the. sniffles bro her own ease wait you.

hooked up with Charles Barkley I hooked. up with Charles Barkley on spring break. in Miami and now I think I have cronies. were you at the chem sex party the guy. got busted for no it was you sir Charles. Obama's aide and then make a hot jack I. was definitely near I was close to I was. close by I'm sorry if they would have. known I was in town they would have. invited me true but I was out with the. boys dude last night no in Miami dude we.

have a new we have a new college. football team our College whole team is. Penn State oh that's sweet dude I. thought it was a hurricane's no is the. Nittany Lions so you were Penn State the. other night I was I had to remind them. that they did in fact their team did. bang boys how they like that they laugh. they they all yeah they'll old about it. didn't ever like yeah yeah we'd yeah I. did I've said it before they should be. named to the Penn State Sandusky's it'd.

be incredible yes ter they need to. embrace it they really do need to. embrace being duskies the Penn State we. were talking about we started talking. about it and one of them brought up a a. thing I never really [ __ ] thought of. which is so do you remember the story. where the coach saw coach Mike McQueary. this is like ginger yep. walked in and saw Sandusky getting down. with a boy in the shower.

yep and then just didn't stop it dude he. went home and he told his parents and. his parents called a doctor and the. doctor interviewed him. did you see him have sex and he was like. I know I don't think they were having. accurate the one of them brought it up. it was like dude imagine being that. little kid to me like oh thank god help. yeah he just walks away. dude he literally he reported it to his. parents like on skis clap in my cheeks.

dude you got a hell yeah he puts it out. dude that guy pitched out his parents. were like are you sure you saw it he was. like I mean I guess I can't say I was. sure he was molesting them they were. just showering together naked that was. kind and then he's like that whole. thing's for this guy is like freaking. out he's like this whole thing's ruined. my life people called me a coward it's. like you were a coward yeah it's all. grown man showering with a young kid and. you weren't like dude what the [ __ ] are. you doing I have guilt I have more.

sympathy or like empathy for real for. the Parkland security guard that didn't. go in again I do a dude who walked past. the kid getting Toby in like I don't. know what's going on in there well the. whole family dropped the ball dude I'm. telling if you listen to that a Malcolm. Gladwell book talking to strangers they. talk about this and he literally the. family was like I'll call my doctor. friend he's a mandated reporter and the. doctor was like I'm not recording this. he was like dude let it go and then they.

let it go for like a year then he. brought it back up oh man I hate to even. hear about all this drama down here what. just eat all this drama dude oh it's. it's so life bro what's going on down. there okay thank you dude I don't even. like to hear about junk like that that's. crazy. damn somebody disordered what's up. somebody just ordered Domino's truck. just pulled up that's a big get for. somebody named Xavier Eagle's Nest.

you're just watching take out vehicles. see what's going on dude there's a. [ __ ] I'm getting I'm getting Domino's. shortly there's uh didn't know that that. would be a Domino's capabilities now. that's coming uh there's a there's a. [ __ ] like shitty. tattooed couple that's down by the pool. like. shitty but now there's you know their. leathery skin now both fat both covered. in tats and they both went down to the.

pool I was out of the pool swimming. earlier and they came down and set up a. Bluetooth in between them they both laid. out on it like they were Sun Tanning and. then started blasting like metal style. but a Bluetooth speaker that was like. I'll even know what type of music it was. it was like corny like three doors down. type like oh it was like butt Rock yeah. so it was it like hard it wasn't metal. it wasn't metal it was like Nickelback.

type like while the guy was like taking. a nap that's all kind of so dude slap my. own prison bike read [ __ ] slaps greed. is undeniably good my own prison [ __ ].

rules dude wide open. do my arms wide open while I'm driving. dude come on I've never driven driven a. jeep and you feel like a real I like to. listen to my music loud you know me but. driving with the Jeep you feel like a. real [ __ ] yeah it's a weird blasting. rap. that's a weird disclaimer you probably. want to put off to every single person. you pull up next to be a guy someone. gave this to me I'm not you know you. know identity heaps are fun to drive. though dude I drove one for a while.

jeeps are awesome they are pretty tight. man as your as automatic or stick. automatic start yeah that's what I asked. dude I couldn't drive stick I'd be. [ __ ] stalling out there's the least. Jeep that's the least salt like thing. you can do especially stalled out be. like you should stall out and just flip. your own Jeep over but yeah oh my god. dude we have a situation on our hands. what's the search you got an interview. McAfee oh yeah.

March 3rd minute I think I think March. 30 if they're gonna start doing the. interviews cuz I think he's an. a couple people or not interviewed by a. few dude what do you know of him so I. did it's all good. Kizer distill easy yeah dude true that. is ominous. it is like I think I might have said it. earlier it's weird to be down here. during like a crisis yeah this is.

literally I went I went down to watch. the sunset last night it was just a. packed bar just [ __ ] totally packed I. just drove past it like nope yeah you no. one here gives a [ __ ] at all you know. again it doesn't really spread in the. warm weather apparently that's why I. didn't show too lame in Africa that's. why people are saying it doesn't fake. black people. feels like an Africa the virus is kind. of weak it thrives in the over my corner. I think it's I don't know because I.

think nobody's visiting Africa the way. they are Europe and the United States. yeah maybe but pushing out still pushing. out and I'm pretty sure Africa doesn't. have a lot of geezers I think the. majority of their population is very. young true that's you know I mean yeah. but I have heard from a scientist that. warm weather it doesn't stand up well. against warm weather okay. they posted on row knees in the lab so. you should be safe Barclays might you.

might have died when Barclays like right. before he got real close to you they. might have hit the warm weather and died. before it got in you I was I actually. was the one who suggested to Berkeley. when we met I was like dude I'm not. gonna touch it but what's up man how are. you. anyway he he extended the path I was the. one who suggested let's let's not touch. your Synod you said that's a search I. said that to Sir Charles I said I'm not. going to touch you or like a stroke. picture anything but it's nice to meet. you big fans. do you like Trump you might be like.

Trump he doesn't shake hands of anybody. I he's very mad the more we talk about. the more the closer I think I have to. being Donald Trump. Olivia hates me. that'd be tired of Donald Trump was just. a figment of your imagination we're. still talk about being stuck in yourself. trip yeah we're still on your salvia. trip and this is just a figment of your. imagination I'm gonna wake up and still. be just a bad college football player oh. no I haven't even cried and quit yet oh.

I was in GQ today what they said oh yeah. they interviewed they interviewed bone. when yang and he talked about how you. know he reached out to me and really you. know he was very caring towards me but. he made sure to you know yeah wasn't. great just like it's like I mean it was. fine but it's just like at the end it's. like if you're gonna say if you're gonna.

like push boundaries and stuff like. don't be surprised when they it's like -. why do people keep saying this it's like. I'm not surprised yeah I wasn't. surprised the whole time I was like I. get it you don't think people are. pushing culinary boundaries annaroo hand. don't be surprised I will mention every. art no matter where it takes us I'm not. gonna infringe on culinary art I agree. you want a bunch of beat yeah I'm an.

American bro I'm not even taking away. people's rights I mean I'm not taking. away rights dude. bring it on I I looked did I tell you I. was looking at that like images of the. [ __ ] wet market down there no go to. Google and look at the images then take. this wild chain dignified dig this [ __ ]. hold on if you bring it up on here will. it show up on I can't I got it I got to. open up old I'm gonna Paul's recording.

cuz I got to do something I gotta do. some tech thing I'll be right back. we're right back dude I never showed you. even to stop I should never even stop. the stream I'll never do that again I. apologize but no I don't think I don't. think you guys [ __ ] I don't think. y'all Crona shame okay I don't I don't. think I do either but I am definitely. like I did a bunch of shows and bam. what's good dude Oh sick what's good. poppy there we go those images do now.

we're split-screen. all right let's get these images going. oh okay I like that these boys are. getting into down that's just some. oysters there's nothing wrong with that. that is a that looks good I'd give that. in New York a - you turn that into. [ __ ] some Hamburger Helper dude some. real prick what is that. gigantic clams yes I mean they're just.

hacked up giant fish they are the mask. to them oh this might be this might be a. uh oh this is saying no China's excuse. me fresh food markets do not wet market. that's actually a racist term so it's. not wait wait what was that [ __ ]. Oracle no it did not cause why are they. trying to be like no that's not where it. came from it's like dude yeah I think it. is. yeah there's no room for a [ __ ]. [ __ ] around a pandemic yeah it's.

like no they're allowed to keep this. market oh click the [ __ ] one with the. dogs are oh those dogs are getting much. dude I don't know if they're getting. what you're not I think those dogs might. be getting munched you think that's you. don't think that's like a my orchid is. the dog suit that's a pet smart pet. kennel dude that's just a pest and. they're being crate trained outside oh. never mind there's a sleepy dog up top. left in that picture where go back to.

that uh dogs in the kennel oh dude what. is this all right well these ones yeah. [Laughter]. see if I can bust it off. yeah dude well they need to knock it off. dude yeah nice night chill at all is. that pretty cool so yeah that is cool my. mouse is disabled so I don't see. anything that bad I'm not gonna lie I'm.

really I mean dude that's [ __ ]. disgusting. and just a pig outside no I'm not. worried about that I'm talking about. that one with the lady with like a. kiddie pool filled with guts. that's [ __ ] disgusting [ __ ] wild. now you can definitely take pictures of. like a slaughterhouse and be like well. this is filthy and I would agree true. but I think the problem lies when you're.

mixing animals together like that also. if anybody if anybody wants to talk [ __ ]. it's like I will go get some entrails. and put them in like a plastic cooler. and I'll try to sell them on the street. we'll see how well I do you know we'll. come and yell at me what the party break. them out break them out at work if any. of you have bring work to lunch just. bring a cooler full of like cat's guts. start [ __ ] slurping them up I'm gonna. bring a whole animal to work and.

disembowel it let's go to the break and. it's butchered yeah I don't want a. squirrel just dig into it like. disembowel an animal next time I next. job I get I'm gonna go just bring a full. animal like what it must taste so bad. like I've seen that I've seen a couple. videos that people just munching like. raw animals it must be so [ __ ] gross. yeah yeah but I think in you have to be. so hung quo cuz I was still reading that. book about the Lost Boys and they would.

be like wandering for like ten days or. whatever was five six days and then. somebody would shoot an elephant in the. distance and they'd like little boys. would run up and just pull the. elephant's kid open and start eating its. raw elephant meat and they were so. hungry they're like this [ __ ] is good. well weren't they isn't that discusses. is that kind of fiction that Booker is. that nonfiction it's based the authors I. mean I'm sure that's like a he said it's. a queer Demeter's taking liberties with. elephant munching no I don't think so I.

think it's like a conglomeration of a. bunch of people's stories as told. there's one guy who like he said he. based most of it most of it off of but. he said like it's been the narrative is. fictional but like the little tails a. toe I think are based off people saying. what a guy the guy himself it's based. off of loosely said that a lot of them. exaggerate how crazy the [ __ ] was so. they could get citizenship but these. guys definitely just walking that far. sucks they did walk. yeah and there probably wasn't a ton of.

food yeah yeah they munched health like. straight from the out ripped it open ate. it they would climb up trees and take. birds like eggs and eat the shells and. everything did it's [ __ ] nuts that's. what that's what we fueling me through. this thing I go to the grocery store I'm. like I kind of hope we run out of a. decent amount of food just a lot cuz I. got like nuts dried fruit I'm like I'm. gonna be a lost boy for like two weeks I. think I'll kick out I got like two cans. of SpaghettiOs box of Cheerios. that's your rash I'm set now I only deal.

in foods that end with o's now I got a I. got some turkey some cheese some bread I. got some Pete PB&J you also you're also. in a hotel so it's like they have to. tend to you if you get mandated to stay. there they're mandated to court like. they have to come clean your room every. day they have to keep everything right. they did just clean my room just now. which is nice yeah how's that worked oh.

sorry it's like living with mommy and. daddy dude mommy just comes in and. cleans my room and then I go back to. [ __ ] [ __ ] around there's there's. like strict rules you can get yelled at. in trouble how's that work if you get. long if you go on lockdown while you're. in a hotel what do they do. you're not allowed to leave I bet it. well I don't think it's gonna be like. you have to lock down where you live I. don't think it's gonna be like that but. yeah but if they do lockdown they can't. force you out okay I bet they can I bet.

they can you think I don't think these. people at the Laureate will give a [ __ ]. I don't know if it's like a chain I. don't know yeah this is just one private. hotel they might honestly just be like. dude get the [ __ ] out of here where do. you think yeah we're about to all leave. so there's gonna be nothing here for a. while that would also be kind of sick I. don't know they might be able to get. subsidized temporarily by the government. to stay open. keep you sheltered room service every. need to give me shelter and room service.

but uh I back to knock le no I don't. know I don't know I know he's he started. the virus thing right yeah and iris. yeah was it Norton Mackey for now and. even activate yeah and then he went down. to like Central America South America. yes I think South believes wherever that. is South okay and then he started like. somebody told me he was getting like he.

had the locals like taking shits on him. so that's from the show time died this. is what I ran out by people with guns so. the Showtime documentary I just thought. he was like went down there got a bunch. of [ __ ] he got in trouble there's a. Showtime documentary out there who pins. him as a murderer and rapist and he. claims that it's just the the believing. yeah it's a strong there's a strong one. his strong accusation strong acted but. the bleep he claims the bleeding. government is propagandizing his name.

lying on him because he didn't pay them. off they were like you know give us two. million dollars for like our campaign. he's like [ __ ] you and he's claiming. that they met up a documentary about him. getting his mouth [ __ ] in through. hammock all the girls said they cut open. the hammock and [ __ ] through the hammock. into his mouth and then his he had a. lady there who was like [ __ ] tough. accusation I know and that's a. government agency making that up. that's so funny like the minister of. believes to be like a CodeRed will say.

we had lady [ __ ] in his mouth or a. hammock. that's weird propaganda but yeah he had. a partner he had a lab down there where. he was apparently making like natural. pharmaceuticals for he was trying to. make take like organic material and make. antibiotics from it and he had his lady. who was you know a hot young lady it was. apparently leading the lab and nothing. ever came of it and then he started. getting weirder a like tied in with the.

gangs he had like beefs of people it was. weird then that lady out of nowhere was. just like you know he was getting. weirder and weirder and then like. wanted to leave because he was lying. about the stuff in the lab and then he. told me I like basically she went to I. was like [ __ ] you I'm out of here and. then he gave you a glass of orange juice. just like in after a heated argument was. like here have some orange juice she's. like like an idiot I drank it I think it. was laced I don't remember anything and. I remember him just like raping me. basically I like ran away screaming. bloody so her stories is weird I will.

say this it is a weird story to be like. I mean I just like up and moved and have. a lab in a shack in Belize first of all. huh. it's [ __ ] weird I was like okay. whatever and then you know he's if he's. a shaman dude dude so this is the other. thing there was maybe he's an actual. shaman maybe he's living the dream so. before the thing you did miss about him. according the Showtime doc well after he. got done with mcafee he went and started. a yoga retreat when he sold it so he was.

like a guru for a while and then he just. up and stopped that was like [ __ ] this. and I went to bun thit believes so then. he went to Belize and then there was. things there was a post apparently that. was traced to him or he detailed the. ingredients to I think like it's called. MVPD it's like a designer drug it's like. a bath salt so it's like meth but it. makes you super [ __ ] horny and it was. saying that he was like no I wrote that. post as a joke he was just down there. making meth that makes you horny that's. a theory and it's also well it's kind of.

if you watch a documentary it makes the. most sense that they were down there. since I thought like synthesizing a. weird like chem sex drug because they um. cuz he started getting real paranoid he. sort of like having a gang you know I. got huge security Foresti like gang. members coming protecting him and then. he was also like having he was like send. someone out of court in the documentary. to procure like babes to come by and. according to the bleach and government. [ __ ] in his mouth but it sounds like.

he's government's making that part up. they might I don't know unless he was. taking the [ __ ] math he was making. his behavior what definitely happened. was he did have he surrounded himself he. took pictures of this these people hot. young chicks and like like that rules. rules and like gangbangers though he was. going down there apparently. like getting dudes who like ranch it and. being like I'll pay you guys to like you. know and apparently he like someone. broke into his house courting the. documentary he paid to get the guy.

[ __ ] up that was a guy who got his. bird taste and apparently that guy he. went to a coma and died he got in bird. tastes yeah he said he sent his hitters. dude to go in and his hitter sees him in. his dick. jeiza state government they tased the. Malaysian government dude I think our. 5th graders what is it yeah I heard he. has girls that [ __ ] in his mouth and he. knew a guy electrocuted his penis. they're like FBI documents are just and.

then and then and then verdad he came. down here and came up with a drug that. makes you super horny and then oh he was. having all the local girls [ __ ] in his. [ __ ] mouth I think you're innocent. dude we're gonna we're gonna get the. skinny on him dude we're gonna be got to. ask him he's gonna hang up right away no. he's not dude this time it were like. dude were you [ __ ] getting [ __ ] in. your mouth hang on no if you follow you.

follow his [ __ ] on social media and. anymore it's just him talking about like. doing meth and like getting [ __ ] so. it's like he's he's busting a weird move. I don't know what it is right now I'm on. his [ __ ] ass and I'm not against him. right now I want to know what's going on. I do think he went down there he met a. hot young party chemist she showed him. how to synthesize the silent party she. showed him how to synthesize the [ __ ] he. can do whatever he wanted on that island. so he cuz he started like outfitting the.

police at one point and all this weird. [ __ ] so I think he was like all right I. like this like MICEX meth I'm gonna just. like pay off all these people around me. and have like a kind of Epstein light. where I was like I don't think he was. [ __ ] with young he was making sure. they he was like they're of age. teenagers everything I did was according. to the law down here so he had like a. and again oh yeah when I dude I bet you. that [ __ ] agent kid sent down there's. wild yeah I bet you you're bordering. around [ __ ] 15 or 16 in South America.

I think is his loss natural. is that sent Belize to Central America. yeah cuz when I was in Brazil I remember. talking to a guy about like I was [ __ ]. how old was I remember I hooked up with. the chick who was like 18 or 17 Africa. now old she was she was young whoa it. was in Brazil. whoa what Matt we just made out I didn't. know dude cuz I went to a guy go hang. out with the staff dude you got to hang. out the staff you can't I was I was. doing like I was going after like the. street parties down and war as party. time Matt and you end up making out with.

a kid I was down and I was down in a. [ __ ] where was it. Rio de Janeiro and I dancing in the same. there's called Lappas it's like an. all-night street party and then I went. to a club and they were playing like. songs from way long ago so I'm listening. if you don't like oh I know all the. words I was the man in the Brazilian. club oh that's right I did that in Spain. yeah dude thank karaoke and I was the. only one that could speak proper English. they would all try to sing American. songs with their dumb accents well that. was so I ended up just like just made. out with this girl dude stunning and I.

remember like I was like cuantos anos. yeah. seventeen-year-old Brazilians she said. yes they say she has a synth a [ __ ] like. whatever song was in Portuguese and I. heard it I was like oh no no and I was. freaking out she said what's their. [ __ ] problem when I told my tat I. only had a taxi driver that night but I. told somebody it was a Brazilian guy and. he was like what's wrong with you. and I was like she's not allowed to do. that he's a Brazil bro he's like as long. as they're not a [ __ ] kid he's like. if your pedophile your [ __ ] pedophile. people it's just like they look at you. like you're Petter ass he's like did she.

have to so she looked like a woman I'll. say yeah he's like yeah bro she's a. woman I was like so that's that guy I'm. saying like that that's Brazil law dudes. like does it walk like a duck it's a. duck like wait hold on is she hot I. remember I was all [ __ ] up about it. but again dude this was like down there. it's I've said this before it's just. like the most beautiful women and just. all of them they're just all walking. around all day long so it's like a. disorienting effect on me dude goddamnit.

am i proud of what I did dude. I was like that happens sometimes you. got make out with the kid I shoot a. [ __ ] ID'd her bro. Newton's warning Siri that's nothing I. was in college I think I might have been. 22 on I might have been during striking. I might even 16 I forget she might have. been older she might've been lying she. was trying to fire me up true she's like. oh here's the exact age you can't [ __ ]. with that's what I am in so that is a. weird thing so I think he was down there.

just you know he said he had teenage. girl friends that's like he was down. there having sex with teenagers. he said I'm having these I'm having sex. teenage mutant ninja girlfriends they. were down there making sex meth and. mutating into hot girlfriends you gotta. see they show his babes in the. documentary dude tight it's funny one of. them looks like Stevie's wife from. eastbound and down the mornin the older. I get to the closer I'm becoming to. enjoying Stevie's wife and eastbound and.

down I mean dude it's exactly yeah you. said it you said it from day one that. she was a perfect like sturdy BAE. she's a workhorse bro exactly that's. Bill that spud terminology dude. workhorse news is all he wants he wants. a strong sturdy woman they need to come. out that when are they dropping their. podcast bro. they're starting a little patreon they. should go strictly page dude they could. do that and they get they can also they. have cameras and [ __ ] it's like do a. [ __ ] pike oh yeah do this bro anyone. can do zoom this is so [ __ ] easy. yeah but they can do uh yeah they could.

use a studio I know I mean I'd be I'd be. sad if they broke the first cast in the. studio while I was remember our early. days podcast and bro easy you know it's. nerve-racking you don't know you know it. is you know you don't know who you are. as a podcaster yet you haven't found. your voice well they have phone so now. Billy records their phone calls so I. listened I listened to the one pretty. funny yeah pretty funny and it's funny. too to think about them doing it while. they're at work so they're at work on a.

jobsite talking other people and talking. to each other then now it's just all. Andrew does now is go bill why you being. weird dude why are you doing a bit on me. right now so like the podcast has held. up because Andrews making fun of them. for doing bits the whole times they. won't. [Laughter]. yeah if Billy gets the Billy stuck in. bits dude you get stuck in this that's a. taxi that's gonna be tough to to get. those two to roll they could start and. have a blast. keep tonal I'm like yo this is the new. economy dude with the corona we're all.

gonna be locked in her house you're not. a podcaster you're gonna die sorry sorry. sorry I'm sorry I mean you see my setup. I have right now dude I'm ready for the. apocalypse yeah it looks like it already. hit is that guitar broken behind it now. it works not the head of it no it's just. up huh yeah won't you strum a little. something for the peach oh dude you're. gonna make it seem like I put it there. on purpose but cool what's it doing. there I just I was just cleaning my. basement dude it happens to be near my.

globe my guitar I don't know dude it's. just man they just set up you definitely. set up your guitar just for this exact. moment because I knew you'd find it and. then I you know dude I'm. four-dimensional I knew you do this and. I'm like oh that can bust it out I can. rip it up rip some I'll rip out fine. just do me a favor rip one salt Lifesong. for me. oh that got you bro please serenade me. with the saw life play into the end of.

the mic get it close to the mic now here. here we go hold on hold on. [Music]. there you go over the hills it's just.

salt life from this is what it's all. about it's all my plays definitely cover. zero it's like an apple commercial I'm. real nervous to play music in front of. people dude I'm still working on that. it's tough. well you just played in front of a. couple of thousands over the hills of.

far away dude is pretty tight that was. good. you're really good at oh that was crappy. dude it was there I was missing a lot of. notes man I'm not gonna now it was just. the audio skipping. I'm taking my guitar out a [ __ ] frame. globe I definitely put there on purpose. I'm like that's hilarious you definitely. put the guitar come on. what was that guitar sure right now two. percent I was like are you just looking. what you like looking around you. basement to be like what's anything that. doesn't look like [ __ ] down here. literally I think it kind of looks like. this is like an office. yeah I for I for deed you into the.

guitar oh my he'll see that comment on. it and I'll play you know like that. would be awesome. sorry sorry I did a deep dive this. morning so I'm like ten steps ahead of. everything I do apologize. oh man I hope you get it I hope I get. what kuroh knees dude I hope you get it. oh you cursed me dude I got cursed we. both got cursed dude yeah the curse of. Charles Barkley did Charles Barkley Sir. Charles hit me with the curse know we. got cursed by the Chinese trip make sure.

I'm making sure the latitude still on. it's still on who had that globe floats. down a little bit I got to repair it you. don't even know how haha how's it going. though how's uh how's everybody like you. got a baby you got a brand-new baby just. time for a global crisis really it's. really [ __ ] weird because if I like I. want to bring her out with me when we go. places when you bring her places and. people look at you like she's really. young I'm like yeah yeah oh wow but she.

actually uh dude it's really we're. having a babies funniest [ __ ] zatia I. didn't know they [ __ ] audibly. they audibly [ __ ] them so it's like if. dude it's literally like a grandfather. clock it's like every hour she just. audibly shits herself and it's the. funniest [ __ ] thing in the world whoo. it's so fun she's [ __ ] my hand at. the doctor I was holding her naked onto. a scale to weigh her and she farted in. my hand and I like look good laughter. both of them were like grow up you idiot. and then I turned back and she [ __ ] all. in my hands and it's ringing everywhere.

that was disgusting so well they. probably saw the [ __ ] and you looked at. him like it was a fart in future it's. loud farts because I was I looked it was. a loud fart and I could feel the air. pressure I'm like holy [ __ ] dude that. was like 30 psi and then it was Laura. well breast milk is a laxative I didn't. know that breast milks and natural.

laxatives I tried some tasted it dude. it's good it's it tastes like the milk. from honey nut cheerios it's sweet I. just had on a nut cheerios. well you just drank breast milk. afterwards no I didn't I had honey nut. cheerios Matt that's what it tastes like. the milk after honey nut cheerios it's. actually pretty good it's [ __ ] gross. so you drank rest mode I had a sip I had. a tiny bit not it I didn't have enough. for like to take like a laxative. property but I had a C I took like a. little little drop I understand you're a. curious guy dude you know you're saying.

you're not gonna taste it no I don't why. not I don't know I've never tasted my. own comes there's certain celebrities. I've never really had to taste I've. never tasted my own calm I've almost. done it and I'm always chicken out of. the last second I've like been like I. can't do it. wait how close did you get like brought. it up to your face pretty clear like a. baby like I instinctively yeah I think. I'd stick me I instinctively like I. think I'm so hetero I actually can't. lick my comso like I will go for it and.

my tongue will just like hit another. spot that wasn't common I'm like I've. always heard it I'm like I should know I. feel like I should know my own calm. taste like I feel like that's just. proper self-knowledge I mean that sounds. reasonable but then you get to then I. don't know I mean whatever dude. that's a good party trick though after. sex if you totally swab the deck dude. chicks would love that. I've known I've heard two stories of two.

different guys that have come on someone. and then licked it off of them that's. how you do it dude and that's a wild. move I think girls would like that if. you clean them up I think I've heard. they don't like that. if you lick your okay I think they're. it's very it's a very jarring experience. I got this also who the [ __ ] is still is. that horny then after they come that's.

when you're supposed to be thinking the. clearest hell owns the most horny but. you know how horny you have to be the. little slurp your own kids somebody. that's crazy I don't want it I don't. want to get this wrong but I think one. of them was the barn dog and I could be. wrong about that okay. Iran he wouldn't mind if he turned out. if I know if he was rumored that he was. a commie - I don't think he would find. it too hard I I don't I can I can safely. guess that he has definitely tasted his.

outcome i think Easter I think he swab. the deck before dude he's I think he's. swab the deck once twice now use assault. like terms and I appreciate it's. beautiful starboard out I only turned. broadside to starboard down I hope your. porch next like another rooms porch yeah. I hope there's someone out there just. like smoking a cigarette right bar dog.

has definitely come some guys out there. retirement trying to drink orange juice. to read The Wall Street Journal he's. thing qsr has changed yeah actually I. don't think it has I think that's. exactly common Key West's combination. pop on the deck very good calm who. doesn't eat calm that's like front page. of the damn key west Times dude. yeah eat scum. actually that would have make the news.

here I think most local men here eat. come true lottery cata swingers down. there. well outswinger what's a very gay gay. town is it really yeah you think having. sex with another man's wife is gay no no. no I said gay guys live here oh I. thought you called swingers gay swingers. are kind of gay I would I would say. there's true there's a they're closer on. the spectrum to true I love you I like. appreciating it that it is a spectrum it.

absolutely is a spectrum Matt swingers. are pretty close to that I would say. swingers are like the threshold between. being gay and bisexual and strangers so. yeah you're like basically bisexual at. that point yeah you dress the same it's. like earring on your unbuttoned couple. extra buttons in the shirt yeah guys. would enjoy all sexuality or it's kind. of tight to be like I mean you can [ __ ]. my wife let me [ __ ] yours it's like what. the [ __ ] dude. putting your goddamn shirt all the way. up knock it off yeah you [ __ ] your wife.

you weirdo sorry go ahead. I'm not surprised I haven't gotten. invited anyway I think your level you're. gonna look like I wouldn't ask you I. look like a maniac down here I do never. I don't belong anywhere less than I do a. beach a beach town I'll just walk around. it's crazy your salt what you thought. you have a jeep I like white veiny legs.

[Music]. i'm scottie dude you got short pants on. yeah I got short shorts on are you. podcast in short pants right now. maybe oh my god dude that's so yeah you. can't see them I didn't say to see you. might I just want to know why you can. talk business I don't know you conduct. business which now I'm wearing I'm. wearing like a bathing suit it's totally. my bad. what are you thinking my bad yeah. rocking rocking a [ __ ] sick ass oh.

you had a okay that's like a Vineyard. Vines long-sleeve and then kind of short. I think that's like a water type thing. too so you're letting people know you're. all about water. I'm just they know I'm a water dog. that's what's up dude you know I do I. know I know I just gotta get out I gotta. get out at sea I know all the [ __ ]. you're talking about um nothing's going. on I was I don't know these these hot. dudes invited me to hang out tonight but. yes it hop they're dogs they're they're.

fans of cats for young boys I think that. college boys what do you got what you. guys usually do when you go out I. haven't gone out I've I've respected the. social distancing wait what was that. night like we never reported back on. that you're can't hardly wait you have. fun I did have fun. say no more do you say less dude that's. all you gotta say is I don't like one. you guys I had fun.

that's all you need to know dude so you. did not get pants and humiliated it was. actually much more laid-back than I. thought it'd be everybody but their. [ __ ] their apartment or condo was. [ __ ] disgusting like coming into a. college kids disgusting I got yeah I got. my own hotel. pretty nice hotel it's like maybe I am. Trump dude I got my own hotel very nice. hotel came here at me I'll go right now.

Miami Mario I gotta [ __ ] keep the. haters at bay but I got a hotel room it. was [ __ ] sick and I just kind of hung. out I didn't want to I don't want to be. around the college kids it seemed weird. like you were out there at the poolside. bar all that I was like definitely not. my scene yeah definitely not dude. sitting in a dude sitting in a bar stool. with my shirt off. drinking mm-hmm would be again I think.

people would be upset if it was all hot. college kid get it tank but just sitting. there with like my gut sitting on my. thighs so I was I you know I passed on. that I was like I let me know when you. guys want to go out cuz they wanted to. go to this nightclub so I went to a. [ __ ]. it's called live that's awesome it's. like it's like Drake's Club what did.

drinks my club. it sucked so [ __ ] bad dudes. what is it 16 is a 16 enter 21 to drink. or something so it's 16 the [ __ ]. drink. 16 to get roofied by Drake Drake's a. pedophile we already called Tom we. called Tom Hanks being a pedophile yeah. and now look suspected pedophile bro. well he's dying of a seasick everyone's. like [ __ ] kid Parker the Irish man.

starring suspected pedophile Robert De. Niro you think genera is one of them. I've heard that he's boys of Roman. Polanski dude Roman Polanski. there was a pro someone who write we. felt that was before someone alleged. that Roman Polanski raped her she was 13. years old and I think they settled out. of court so I think it was pretty pretty. strong accusation everyone's well went. to Robert De Niro's house right after. raping that girl everyone's well a Activ. a pack of baby girls will walk by and. it's just they're like shooting stars.

dude every time just make a wish what. kind of baby how far how far away are. you from them I'm like a there's like a. sidewalk a parking lot between me and. them my kid but I'm elevated I can Oh am. i purged dude I mean my predators perch. you get binocs. I might my star [ __ ] [ __ ] you know I. like all one beat this whole quarantine. I'm gonna call will eat in going on a.

week one beat whoa what's that like I. don't know I just I got low t I think. dude we talking about. I think I'm just gay now that's what's. up that's awesome you like gay people. jerk-off going through it a lot this is. like the fifth time I've said I think. I'm gay on a podcast recently yeah I. mean nothing about success if you turn. gay you win.

so anyway we go to this [ __ ] oh man. so I go to the reaiize with my podcast. sorry I know well you have fun you you. haven't fun that's what happens. happening crying yes dude I was crying. take it dude the [ __ ] world pulling. those kids down there is the funniest. [ __ ] [ __ ] in the world. I should have filmed it if they're down. there tonight I may set up the live. streaming a very cannibal you have to.

dude dude it's like just a thought of. like maliciously doing it like staring. at them like getting like one of those. boogie boards and just [ __ ] making a. wave pool it's just aquatic bullying. there's a whole thing to aquatic shock.

so bad. yeah when you get a bully who's like. good on land and they hit water it's the. same thing it's like a baby seal okay. it's gonna be honest with you I gotta be. honest with you I I was always an. amphibious bully from day one dude if I. got in the pool with anybody that was. smaller than me which almost always were. yeah I was quick to bullet dude I used.

to play when we played pool basketball I. had to move where we called the surf. board where I would dunk my friend and. stand on him flat so that he was at the. bottom of the pool I would stand on him. and talk and he would come up like no. you're not kwatak bully is that's. changes that I got our kwatak bullied my. whole life dude right if somebody if. somebody in the pool is bigger than me. I'm quick to denounce aquatic Boyan I'm.

very ready to did create a wall like hey. we're not [ __ ] splashing a dunk and. stop being gay that's if somebody's. small I'm all over them. you get a little that quick one it's. just like quick start it off what are. you gonna do about that. it's nothing you could do about it let's. get out of the pool and start working up. some drops of people you ever hit the.

water up and smack it out of the air. that's a good splash yeah getting it but. we used to play this game where you. would put you would hold somebody like a. baby in your arms and dunk him. yeah and they had to guess like if you. let's say you thought of a color they. had to guess but they only had one guess. every time you brought him up out of the. water and I would just I would just lie. and just keep dunking them Oh your water. board non-stop that's the point where. they would come up and not be able to.

guess they wouldn't have any more. answers. so you waterboarded them yeah I would. waterboard all my pals and you would. sure you ask them trivia and it's big. wrong yeah that was a formal waterboard. give me the answer I want to do that oh. they're like we get to play pool. volleyball today no I'm weird. Detroit Lions true they should do that.

they should tell have a Gitmo [ __ ]. pool basketball league against like just. good hottest jacked dudes first Arabs. Jack Navy SEALs the terrorists are naked. the whole time they like take shame look. at your [ __ ] team is they [ __ ] on. them and that would be wild dude yeah. that'd be like it'd be like the. Globetrotters versus the Washington.

Generals [ __ ] just not they lose every. single time well they be trying to the. naked terrorists to be trying to like. play defense in the pool you can make yo. dude what the [ __ ] dude you don't you. know I don't think they'd have a problem. with that I think the I think in Arabic. culture men being like naked in sporting. events is acceptable. it is what it makes imagine doing that. against Boko Haram where you got poked. of haram naked and you're just [ __ ]. well I'm Boko Haram was naked their.

[ __ ] dongs would be hanging true. that's true like that true you don't. want it that could be the reversal that. might put the end of the pool basketball. because they fix fish shame everybody. and they'd be like guys this isn't even. fun anymore. burger Hobbes dicks are two huge and. nice seven inches on average bro but. yeah go into this [ __ ] Club just. sucked it sucked. yeah start-to-finish sucked what'd you. do. drank dude drinks for like twenty. dollars the whole thing was just.

ridiculous I just sat there i said never. have puff daddy's about to rock yeah. it's not very good no it's not it's not. but they had you have any throk I. actually think that's exactly what I was. drinking yes Holly that dog did the only. going being there being good right now. Oh Jackson he's up yeah you [ __ ]. dude get him fired up I had a tree I did. the other ones I had a Chasen what the. stairs twice and I did the UH. when you view my stock buddy I believe I.

heard uh yeah you interviewed your stock. buddy people are mad at you for getting. into stocks which is funny it's funny. too because I don't even have any stocks. I just I thought it was exciting to. learn that small piece of information. and I learned just wanted to share info. I don't know trying to keep it safe. investing out here guys it's funny guy I. have no I have no accounts like that. yeah and it's it's funny you just got. into like tell you like yo stock markets. sick it's silly cratchit it's like the. artists ever crashed I'm to buy cheap.

buy it up no problem how do you feel. about [ __ ] 0% interest zero you know. on money see that Trump dog dropping. that oh he does your bed the Fed going. to your own percent loans I thought it. was it was three it's zero zero to 0.25. you try to stimulate the economy it's. trying to eat yeah damn dude and you. know right now you're killing it I keep. getting like texts and [ __ ] from mostly.

women women are very susceptible to the. men are - you know - but the [ __ ]. like you need to go buy groceries now. martial law is going to start in 72. hours I just got a call a friend of a. friend works at the National Guard. training for it's like dude shut the. [ __ ] up yeah ever it's always a friend. of a friend I would never like oh this.

is dead like crazy I was warned by two. people one of them was a dog who said. they had like contacts too high up in. the government and was like they're. talking about doing this shot down and. my I know another guy who said someone. from one it won't say which one of the. alphabet agencies was like yeah we're. probably gonna shut we're like heavily. thinking of shutting down yeah I kind of. expected I don't know I kind of want us. to it'll just be like if it's a blizzard. it'll be exte off the streets and then. people will go outside there's no like.

we're not gonna have like foot soldiers. marching and [ __ ] even if we do stay. inside dude I'll see some I don't. probably recognize me is it true I might. look at yeah they probably I'm like. militia hat new cadet new cadet Gilles. my dad was areum give me a gun I'm a. friendly I'm a friend. are you so I'm trying to kill bad guys. yeah might want to I was thinking about.

getting some fatigues and just walking. around outside and full fatigues not. like a soldier outfit just civilians in. fatigues just keeping it real militant. through the lockdown I might go start. doing like calisthenics outside in. fatigues I just don't understand what. like what would even the National Guard. marching through the streets do keep you. indoors keep you in that hotel and safe. so like if you were to go outside today. what are you doing outside get in yeah. but okay I didn't civilian good yeah and.

also if your family bring you rations. bad if you need food that's bad well. they will probably have to give you your. ashes if you ran out - okay we're. running out of rations yeah get back. inside I kind of need a ration the bag. like you just gave you a ration dude. you're the [ __ ] I lost it. you eat that ration right away no it is. funny cuz I bought a bunch of food and. I've been eating like six meals a day I. mean a so I got home with that grocery. the groceries I got and I was like. alright don't touch this [ __ ] until you.

like they shut down all the [ __ ]. restaurants and stuff yeah immediately. ate a can of SpaghettiOs immediately. dude I I was in the grocery store like. what [ __ ] like shitty soup still I. want and then I saw SpaghettiOs so I was. like damn SpaghettiOs rule dude I. haven't had them and so long that's a. good excuse to eat all the weird kangas. used to I see SpaghettiOs and I'm not. lying five days a week no boy CEOs and. Bagel Bites every day after school you. five days a week you know eat a can of. SpaghettiOs and about I'm not lying like.

sixteen Bagel Bites I would microwave a. good place [ __ ] good meal I would. microwave the Bagel Bites and then dunk. them in SpaghettiOs eat them and eat the. SpaghettiOs that's how I put my eyes go. get some Bagel Bites you know I'm. telling you dude I ate that for like. three years of high school I would watch. Pokemon and his dunks. bagel boy microwave Bagel Bites the. SpaghettiOs and eat them before they got. too hard I went to a restaurant two. nights ago and I got some chicken. parmesan ooh I think I might get that.

before the restaurants shut down taking. the final meal nice final meal a nice. and chicken parmesan that'd be good dude. yeah you sure out and ball out on dinner. like nuts I know I think I actually. might go with these hot College studs -. this should do that but it's I don't. know it's called the southernmost cafe. or something I don't know it's just it's. just we're hot guys hang out and watch. the sunset see it's like the beach. pretty cool dude cuz that's if you go to. Capital Grille there's like hyper like.

mark wahlberg will stand at the bar the. capital grill and eat a steak at the. bard chicks see you eating a steak at. the bar they know you're trying to [ __ ]. and like chicks who are like on that. chase of high profile dudes just watch. for guys eating a steak at a bar by. themselves and they just will blow you. on principle they have to I do yeah all. right you're they stand at a bar eat a. steak dude you'll sure go to a family. restaurant in a strip mall and crushed. chicken parm that's actually the fake. Asian families.

both good things they're both I think. they're both equally is good I think I. am gonna I got it I got it I think I'm. gonna go to the beach after this and. just get [ __ ] hammered and swim it's. good and then watch the sunset and then. come back up here and got Netflix hooked. up dude um people like this is this is. my life regardless that's pretty cool I. was quarantined I would be doing the.

exact same thing the only thing that's. changed is I'm not doing shows yes it's. weird that's weird for comedians I swear. to God I not gonna sit the kid about. that he was like I'm kind of freaking. out. it's funny too to hear all these. comedians be like damn think of all the. lost wages it's like you lost maybe if. you make 50 bucks a month doing stand-up. dude stop [ __ ] tweeting about it it's. [ __ ] annoying yeah Sid was talking. from a mental perspective he was I'm not. talking about sit sit no I know that I'm.

just clarifying he he was talking about. like a mental perspective being like I. just don't know what the [ __ ] to do with. myself but I hear I'm saying a lot of. this could be like go ahead it's weird. it catfish part of me shame that's not. no that's not at all what's going on. that's point of privilege go to my. website and you'll find out of youtube. go to youtube I want everybody to go to.

the Internet go to the web go to the. YouTube watching those do geezers fight. it's like god damn we're [ __ ] dude buy. an eye they're just easier stood there. old man they're old I'd want to know I. mean is it not obvious that bite is. being propped up by like maybe. [Laughter]. physically prop the hook they end the. [ __ ] debates need his latest crane.

hook him off the stage as lies like a. Shakespearean actor. I was watching does that clip of him. versus Bernie and I'm like through night. I swear to God like just the fact that. all the other ones just up and drunk. they were like yeah you know what we all. kind of wanted to win we're done now. it's like who the [ __ ] put the bug in. your guys's here. oh the DNC and how do you think us. without it's not even it's not even a. question Matt the DNC was like you guys. aren't gonna win and the only way we're. gonna beat Trump is if we get Biden we.

can't beat him with Bernie that's what. they're saying because I think that's. right. Bernie's their best chance I do too but. watching both those geezers on stage. Trump looks Trump looks like a young. spry boy next to them it's not a young. hot spry boy it's not even a contest. dude I mean first of all Trump's toupee. at this point looks good next to those. guys right here what do you call it is. it you pay no he doesn't he doesn't know.

what he hit was he have that's natural. bro my basic excuse me my bed yeah about. the president I thought he had I thought. and I wasn't shaming him I thought he. had some sort of hair treatment nothing. wrong with what the [ __ ] is your problem. dude you said Trump now Trump's hair is. real I know you're right in Israel it's. not even Rogaine either that's the hair. he was born with it stayed blonde I mean. obviously whatever that is hydroperoxide.

you just hydroperoxide his heroin summer. and everyone else Eminem but no dude he. looks you're right though he is going to. yeah I mean Joe Biden is absolutely out. of this world like their minds know oh. he's the biggest Keys like like [ __ ]. if you're getting crushed by Bernie when. it comes to like retorts and. youthfulness that's also this is what. this how is how are people who have done. this their whole life so clumsy and bad.

at it this is like decades into. someone's career and these guys are all. they all look like idiots and it's like. it I don't understand that. I don't know it's gotta be yeah it's. cause you're so I think it's hard oh I. would say for sure imagine like. everybody listening to everything you've. ever said and then. that job I was like I could imagine a. world such as that yeah but I mean view.

eyes I I get it like I've I called I. tweeted the yeah you still [ __ ] up. constantly like last night I did I'm. still [ __ ] up well they're also under. Al and yet we dude I had a sick tweet. last night what was it called. Louis J that Porter Porter [ __ ]. rattlesnake right who's wrong what's. wrong with that. Porter [ __ ] yeah if Porter retards a. sick tweet it's pretty good I stand by. it. well yeah I guess a politician you're. though you're held up if anything goes. wrong it's your fault unless you prove.

that it's not your fault so it's like. all of their fault I'm gonna stake and. say well no it's actually that guys. that's like their whole job to be like. yeah no I did the good thing you man. back them and passed now there was like. people doing bad stuff yeah I was doing. the good stuff pretty much all I've ever. done my whole career the good stuff yeah. it was funny to hear at one point Bernie. said that he was like we all make. mistakes Joe just admit it and it's like. wow you [ __ ] admit to a mistake dude. it'd be great if one of them was like. this is where I really [ __ ] up yeah to. be like this is an insanely difficult.

job I [ __ ] up every day every day I. [ __ ] something up but like that's all. I can do rather well that was really. that was dude watching them argue about. social security was my favorite [ __ ]. thing yeah that was that was that was. like right before we started the video. last night and I was like dude they're. actually fighting right now like let me. watch this for a sec well Bernie shows. like battery shows sentience where he. can like think off the cup Biden is just. soundbites he's just sound bites no.

that's not what I said. oh come on Berndt excuse me senator it's. really weird yeah yeah yeah he Biden's. 100% sound bites which is he also your. [ __ ] curtain just move dude oh that. the wind I thought that whoa dude. cronies is in my room or is it a. beautiful baby spring breaker. it could be dude it could be Berkeley. Berkeley it is Park line Chuck get out. of there yeah it's.

[ __ ] uh Biden also has that like. geezer face like where he's like while. he was getting confronted he was like. dude I wonder how old he has geezer face. oh this is thought of people missing. your facial expressions for the last two. or three years it's just the worst thing.

in the world to think about okay uh he. looks like the Geezer face if you're. just listening to the audio of this is. uh [ __ ] Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. watch the next time they argued Biden. Biden goes full [ __ ] fanger Jesus holy. [ __ ] it's the same [ __ ] face my my. grandma made when I like she and I. fought over the [ __ ] ice ice I was.

gonna ice oh my god. yeah that is a very real face it's like. they like when someone walks by them. their heads rattling that we follow the. person is like fighter jet Oh sneaky mob. dude I got I got a little spooked. earlier I didn't know there was a I. didn't know there was a this is all like. Navy Navy and Air Force bases down here.

yeah and just some fighter jets flew by. and I was like oh [ __ ] skin off yes. fighter jets airshow or you think it was. just uh no just training I mean this is. there's an airstrip right here. I like Trump's tweet where it's just. like for airplanes doing like bower. roles and it was like we love that you. Italy and it's like no they put out they. put out a Italian smoke they put out the. Italian flag oh that was like green.

white and red and they flew over but. it's like thanks dude that's the only. way you can show affection as a. president is to do a sick like air show. around your friends big yeah I'll say I. love you do a barrel roll above you it. was sent over starfox. you let's slide in the page does anyone. do well you want to rap it's up to you. yeah we go no it's we can patron out. Regan podcast whatever bro. are you are you internet dude the. Internet has become us we've become one.

yes dude fat black dude and a [ __ ]. moped chillin yes so many [ __ ] fat. dudes rock mopeds down here and it's so. [ __ ] funny it's the best man you have. to get a jeep dude if you're a [ __ ]. fat guy don't ride a moped but here it. was once we scratch it yeah and just. crash it like yeah that's a lot of. Booker not a good look dude. it's not like a hog where you're [ __ ]. you yes right now it's a moped where.

you're just sitting like a school desk. yeah you just it's not a good look get. somewhere they call those things well. they get the motorcycle things that are. all the way up here called like ape ape. hangers yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you. should get it you should trick out a. moped and ride it around I don't know. what I'm gonna do I think I'm just gonna. lose all my money down here in like two. weeks. let me tell you it's falling what. immediately fall into ruin in this plane. be like you guys need to stimulate me. dude. I need my Connie my yang dude I will. text you hang and be like [ __ ].

stimulate really you couldn't save one. job stimulate me just for your legacy. stimulate my economy please if yang just. donated to me you know he gets like [ __ ]. on by Asian people for being a race. traitor first Oh big time dude it's. [ __ ] wild dude yeah dude he's the UH. what do you think they're calling him. what kind of words you think they would. call I know what you thinking it's the.

Asian version of an Uncle Tom number one. uncle golden Uncle Tom I think they call. white people like a racist Asian. Jacksons shush a racist Asian calls. white people pigs. so they blares hey Glover it'll calm. like a pig a pig is piggies like a very. that's the one that kind. you know this is white white racial. slurs could just slide right off me but.

what's cost me sorry my dogs were. yelling I thought I heard something. [ __ ] up I get hit with the bait cuz. pig is I you know I'm very pink skinned. and piggish that's a hurtful one so this. cost me a pig up kinda like I [ __ ]. little on the nose you just sitting. there like Matt don't be a [ __ ] jerk. dude no I'm saying you'd make the nose. you're like oh yeah China what are you.

talking about let's break off and slide. in the page all right if you like we. gonna be are we gonna be able to release. just the audio of this yeah we can do. just the audio this and put the video on. page up to you well I think we should. you know it sucks is it now that we're. putting this on youtube yeah everybody. goes to that one dude just finds the Old. Testament ah when they search this on. YouTube well we keep private links for. the page I'm cool with putting [ __ ].

videos up on YouTube and on iTunes just. the audio but like put this on yeah. kinda like roadies does it yeah cool but. the full episode on YouTube and then put. the audio I was thinking I'm just. thinking eating the paste dogs and then. we'll either do a page right over here. yeah you could get me post post beach. that might be pretty fun I'm gonna go to. the pediatrician at 6:30 I'll be I'll be.

at the beach til the Sun Goes Down big. boy it's salt life or you wanna be. talking about if I am all this will do a. page tomorrow but we can do whatever we. want. yeah it's I mean I don't know about you. bro I don't really put times on what I. do I just [ __ ] hang loose it's only. five o'clock here all right it actually. almost is five o'clock so I will let you. go I love you I care about you be safe. and then be safe in these tumultuous. times bro. you demanded.

this is you this is may dude coming up. between you said my [ __ ] I'm eating no. you're [ __ ] I'm eating [ __ ] between. your legs you know that's what I sound. like it down with you I would totally. eat a girl's [ __ ] if you're [ __ ]. there for you oh wait how you're staying. it you're like this you're standing. you're [ __ ] there's a girl imagine. this is your dog there's a chick in. front of you bent over BBG I'm coming up. behind your dog so you're like getting.

sack on your nose if I have to you. getting butthole on your [ __ ] the. bridge of your nose or head you're. getting tattoos well I might be upside. down I think I'd have to spider-man. there's better ways to do this I think. you would have to have time no u69 with. the girl while I [ __ ] her you just I. mean your forehead to catch them bushel. you can't have a backwards mesh hat on. its salt life it's only saw it but you. could my hat may hit you in the nuts.

you could stimulate her clitoris no my. my nuts you'll be coming over top ah. this is you yeah that's me. so would your to be banging the top of. my head you and luckily actually I did. trim that trim the pubes before I went. to live the nightclub just in case. somehow someone sees this monstrosity. and uh yeah let's uh let's break I'm.

gonna go have a couple margaritas Matt. hell yeah I do go get it I'm not gonna. overindulge go get it dude get it I'm. gonna I'm gonna come back sunburn is. [ __ ] and banged up for the page dude. there might be a night cast it might be. a morning cast either way I saw a Nike. oh do you think you can pop off an ID. you should be able to yeah should be. able if you're too tired it's not a big. deal either way I'm here doing nothing. all day that's some things though this. is hard work. this is the most work I'm doing you'd be. ready you've seen me invite you see the.

zoom invite dude hop in the Jeep speed I. love you I'll talk to you later love you. bro god bless. [Music].