Ep 631 - B.B.Q. (feat. Joe Derosa)

Wow. Wow. Wes. >> Some [ __ ]. >> You know what? That kid's an odd duck. >> La Mer is an odd duck. [laughter]. >> He's a real odd duck. Dude, >> you brought down his whole main frame. >> I did. I came home and unplugged. everything. >> Yeah, dude. >> I got a roommate. His name's La Mer. You. see, the thing is this. [laughter]. He's an odd duck. >> I mean, dude, he's got to be costing at. least, I swear to God, probably 55 bucks. a month in paused games. >> He paused games alone. >> He paused. He has an entire setup back.

there. Paused his games and just goes on. the road for like a week. I came back. The room's hot. >> from his main frame, dude. The servers. are. >> You can save wherever you are. >> I literally The first thing I did when I. got home was I just went back and ripped. all the plugs out of the outlet. I was. like, "Dude, enough of this.". >> That's crazy. >> I'm going to throw all this [ __ ] in the. pool when he gets home. >> It's kind of Yeah, it's pretty It's. pretty wild stuff. His electrical setup. was That was a lot of plugs he showed. He's got a moped now that was just. sitting next to the house. >> Where? >> He's got a broken moped here. Like a.

shitty Vespa just sitting out. He's. like, I'm going to fix that. >> This is meth This is like meth behavior. >> Absolutely never going to fix that. >> No, this is meth behavior, dude. >> It is. >> This is lots of tinkering. >> Yeah, but he's he doesn't exhibit meth. any meth [laughter]. tendencies. >> He's just doesn't do any meth [ __ ]. If he was on meth, he would have. disassembled the moped. >> Yeah, >> true. >> Constantly plugged in computers, though.

>> Probably be a tad thinner, too. >> True. [laughter]. >> That's rapid weight loss. >> Yeah. And his his sleeping would not be. [laughter]. >> He sleeps more than he's awake. For. sure. >> What if sleep? >> It's all for show. >> It's all for show. He's laying there. like this, one eye open. >> True. He's faking. >> waiting to get back to his plugs and his. bed. >> Fake sleep for 15 [laughter] hours. Fooled them again. Yeah, >> Joe D. Rosa, >> what's up, dudes? >> Joe Roa.

>> Yeah, >> Joe Roa. >> I was just thinking the other day, dude. You haven't sung that. You haven't sung. that in a while today. >> I sang it at the beach. >> You did not? >> I did. I remember singing it. >> Yes. >> All right. Cuz that was like your your. song for me. >> I love it. >> And I love it, too. And I hadn't heard. it in a while. If you sang it at the. beach, I was very drunk. >> I sang it at the beach. We were in the. kitchen. It was in the morning. I. remember. I was staring at Seltzers when. I sang it. >> Okay. I vividly remember it. All right. I love it. I love it. >> I remember it. No one No one really. cares about me singing this right now. Everyone's probably annoyed. [laughter].

>> The Jod Rosa song. >> Yeah. >> That's what you're. Rosa. [laughter]. >> The uh. >> that was the drive back is that that was. >> I mean one of the alltime bone head. choices. >> Cake. It was [snorts] cake. It was. >> love cake, dude. >> It was cake. [laughter]. My meals on the ride back. >> Yeah. La la la la la la la la la la la la la. la la la la la la la launched right out. of the gate with a KFC. Chicken Little, three chicken tenders, uh, and a. drumstick. >> Hitting KFC right away. >> Fries. Yeah. About an hour in.

>> Getting ready to settle in for 10 hours. >> Ready for this midday. Extra-L large Arby's sandwich. Bag of. Cool Ranch Doritos. >> Dude, you eat constantly. [laughter]. >> I do. Right. Late night full. Take it. home. Whopper with cheese. Bacon, double. cheeseburger, fries. Dude, I ri I was. having the time of my life. Oh, and then. a king-sized bag of Skittles. Somewhere. in between all that. I had the time of. my life driving home, dude. I was just. grubbing, man. >> What was What was the bowel movement.

like after three fast foods? >> Completely normal. >> No. Stop. >> Your body's adjusted. It's acclimated. >> The the test takes care of all things. [laughter]. >> Taking test, eating Arby's. >> You are the king of the road. That's. [laughter] awesome. That's actually. pretty impressive. >> I like I like I mean the way you. deflected the decision-m on the drive. was impressive. >> Well, >> it was really impressive. >> As we discussed, I made a massive. [snorts] mistake.

>> Yes, there are direct direct flights. from Austin to the beach. >> Yeah. And I did not know that cuz I got. travel information from Brian 6. >> Okay. You called the bees. >> Bees are [laughter] and I know how that. call [clears throat] went. You're. [ __ ] dude. There's no fights out. there. You are [ __ ] You [ __ ]. idiot. >> It's just so fun. You can get your phone. and be like, "Are there flights from?". And it'll be like, "Yes, there are.". Call bees real [laughter] quick. >> No, no, no. The problem being Google and. going to bees bees. >> He's my He's my search engine.

>> Beaser. It just says [laughter] beaser. instead of Google. >> Ask bees. >> Ask bees. >> Yeah. How do you spell this word like. this? You [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Why do you even want to know? >> Yeah. I don't know. He uh he the the. only thing he told me was the air. because I didn't know where the town was. and he goes this is the airport you got. to fly to. So I did go to the internet. but then it was like no there's just. there's indirect there's connecting. flights. >> Yeah. >> And then I found out after [laughter]. the fact there was another airport. >> But the connecting the connecting flight.

argument bothers me as well. >> N I hate a connecting flight. It's. brutal. >> I just did connecting flights last week. cuz I had to cuz I had to go to. Lafayette and then to Charleston. >> Why didn't you drive to Lafayette? because I had to get that's quicker than. >> because I had to fly to Charleston and. then I had to fly to New York. So to. rent a car that's now. >> Yeah. >> But the connecting flight in Dallas or. Houston is. >> it's gank. Yeah. >> It's crazy. >> to drive. How long was the drive? >> And don't lie. >> 12 hours.

>> Oh [ __ ]. >> 12 hours. >> Like a Jeep. >> That's so stupid. It's less than a 2. hour flight. >> Dude, I rode the shoulder. >> Like an hour and 40 minute flight. direct. [laughter]. >> I didn't know. We got to take the. direction off the table. >> We're at the beach and he's like [ __ ]. six [ __ ] me on this. I'm so pissed at. him. I was like, dude, [laughter] what. are you talking about? It's all you. >> This is all you. >> No, I didn't know. >> I won't get into the DM argument. [laughter]. >> I will not. I would love to get into it. >> I I promise I promise I'm glad you.

brought that up. I promise you I'll tap. out if you promise the same. I'm very. curious on a new party's opinion. If. they agree with. >> You're not going to believe how every. single person agrees. If they agree with. you, I will tap out. I will not argue. >> I'm saying 99% agree. >> But if they agree with me, will you tap. out? Can we make. >> I promise. I promise. Okay. >> Absolutely. >> Here here's the here's we just lay out. like this. >> I was saying if you respond to a girl's. story on Instagram that goes to her as a.

DM. And what I was saying was, yes, it's. a DM, but it's not the same thing as. DMing her. So, in other words, Nate, >> hold on. Hold on. I'd like you to start. that over and repeat exactly what you. said for the record. >> Yes, it's a DM. So, you're DMing her, but it's not DMing her. >> No, no, no. But it's not the same. >> What world are we living in? >> Hold on. [laughter] What? What world are. we living in? >> Let me just give an example. What I. mean, the difference is it's still a DM. But Nate, Nate or Sean, you got girls. If your girl posts something funny,

right, and I go, "Haha, that's really. funny to the story." And then that sends. it to her as a DM. Now you're friends. with her already. >> Versus if I just sent your girl a DM. >> Let's just go with the real scenario, not these hypothetical. >> It was it was a girl that was. interested. >> No, this is somebody you know. >> If I respond to Sean's girlfriend's. story, obviously I'm not sliding into. her DMs, flirting with her, >> right? It was it was a girl I was It was. a girl I was definitely interested in. >> Also, this is kind of turning me on you. guys talking about DMing the room. [laughter]. But but my question is, is there is.

there a difference between sliding into. a girl's DMs versus responding to her. story that that she receives as a DM? I. said yes. There's a bit of a difference. there. >> Okay. >> Also, knowing knowing the person I think. is the big difference between that. >> I didn't know the person. Well, I knew. her. I knew her cuz we followed each. other. That's it. >> Well, who followed who first? >> I followed her first. >> Thank you. Now, >> she followed me right back. >> Let's go with. >> Follow me right back. >> Let's go with Yeah. Yeah. And then you. send into her DMs, which is appropriate. I don't think that's it's it's wild.

>> You did start with. >> Okay, we can do that, too, if you want. >> No, no, no. [laughter]. >> I'd love to discuss that as well. >> You You back off. >> No, no. You be nice. I'm being nice. >> There's a matter There's [laughter] a. matter that's sealed under the record. >> Yeah. There's All right. All right. Hold. on. So, this is how it starts. He shows. me somebody he likes on Instagram. I. say, "You should talk to her." Said, "Ah, we're we're talking a little." Mhm. >> I said, "You followed her first?" He. said, "Yeah." And then I said, "You you.

slid into her DMs?" I I didn't slide. into her DMs, dude. I replied to a. story. It tells you. It says, "What do. you think about this story?" She was. asking. [laughter] I didn't say she was. asking, but I did say, but I did say. you're responding to the story is a. little. >> responding to a story is sliding into a. DM. >> And I disagree with that. I think. sliding the DMs I think sending a DM. like, "Hey, what's going on?" is very. different from a DM from replying to a. story. >> What was the reply? >> This is funny. I don't know. It was. something lit. It was something benign.

>> You have your telephone is pus. >> No, [laughter] I do not. >> Your telephone is in this room. >> No, it's not. Left it [laughter] at. home. >> What What was it? >> Told me not to bring my [ __ ] phone. out. [laughter]. >> Was Was the Was the post really like a. poll like, "Hey guys, what do you think. about?". >> No. No. It was just a It was like a It. was like It was like a funny story where. was like, "What do you guys think of?". And I was like, "Ah, that's funny." Or. whatever, >> right? >> It was it was what were your intentions? That's. >> Oh, you know what? I actually do.

remember what I said. I actually do. remember what I said. >> Yeah. >> She I I wrote this is awesome. >> You know what his intentions [laughter]. are? >> I wrote this is awesome. >> You're trying to spark up a. conversation. >> This is awesome. >> This is awesome. [laughter]. All right, this is righteous. >> Joe. [laughter]. Joe, pretending you're not sliding into. the DMs is crazy. [laughter]. >> Hold on. >> Why are you acting like you're not? >> Do you guys agree there's a difference. between a story DM and a and a direct.

just out of the blue DM? That's the only. question. >> No, that's his question. My question is. regardless, is it sliding into the DMs? >> There is a difference and it is sliding. into the DMs. It's not as we both we. both. >> Yeah, but all I never said there was a. difference. I said it was sliding into. the DMs. It is what it is. >> And I never said it wasn't a DM. I just. said there was a difference. >> You said it was sliding into the DMs. >> Let's bump Mike said. >> No, no, no. >> Come on. See, [laughter]. >> this is the problem, dude. >> You You're going to. >> You're trying to take a win here cuz. this is the crazy. >> No, I'm not trying to take a win. I'm. trying to say we both were a little bit.

right. >> You You'd be You'd settle with a draw. right now. >> I'm I. >> I would not This is unconditional. surrender. [laughter]. >> You. >> I need unconditional surrender. >> Truly. >> Has anything come about the message? [laughter] You're demented, man. >> Has the meas has the message. >> has the message yielded any more fruit? Have you guys Is that. >> No, it was it was it was a while ago and. it was it was not it was not a recent. thing. It was a while ago, but we were. talking about it and I said to him, we. were just we were just talking and I was.

like, ah. And then X, Y, and Z. >> Well, it was simple. I said I would. never do that. >> Yes. >> I said I would never slide into. >> Yeah. DM DMs. I got you. >> I didn't slide into her DMs. >> Yes, you did. >> End of discussion. >> Now, in my defense, >> end of discussion. >> You know, >> Matt, you know as well as I do. >> Yeah. >> He's coming in. >> with an argument. >> He's coming in to push buttons. >> Yeah. We're sitting. >> So, he starts with He starts with,

>> "I would never do that, dude. [laughter]. I would never do that." Well, that's a. funny thing to say. >> Immediately, you're on the defense. You're like, "What did I do? I didn't I. just responded to her story. Edit. [laughter]. >> Edit this. Edit this. >> Edit this. >> Hello. >> It was one of those things that was like. it was so like such a frivolous. conversation. >> We're talking We're talking ancient. >> We're talking ancient history anyway. [laughter]. >> Yeah. This water under the bridge. >> It got so [ __ ]. >> You got so defensive so fast. >> You I love that. That's like while we.

were hanging out at the beach. I like a. good argument. >> I know you do. >> It's funny. >> I know you do. And I'm literally there. like, I just want to relax. And you're. like, no, let's argue. That's how you. relax. >> Yeah, but it's not how I relax. [laughter]. >> If somebody says something silly like. that, I'm not I'm not going to let it. go. >> And Pope Pope's a little rat ass, dude. Pope is a [ __ ] rat. >> What did he do? Pope Pope the whole. time, the whole time Shane's sitting. there, he's going, he's going, D, you.

know, the [ __ ] you, Shut the [ __ ] up. You're wrong. Right. Right. Soon as you. walked away, he's like, "Dude, you know. Shane does this." And you know, [laughter] he rolled over on you. immediately, dude. Immediately. That. [ __ ] rat. [laughter]. >> Especially Especially He did it a few. days later. >> What did he do? >> He started He got a little beach. argument going. >> Oh, >> I wasn't there. I wish I was there. I. raced down to the beach when I. >> That was the day I wasn't there. What. was. >> As soon as I found out about the beach. argument, I. >> What was What was your What was uh my. son's shirt on and I ran down.

>> What was Pope's speech argument? uh that. [clears throat] you shouldn't give. college football players college degrees. because they're useless. [laughter]. >> And he was like, I only care about real. football. Pro football. [laughter]. >> Justin Ba's ankles fully buried in the. sand. [laughter]. >> Dude, these [ __ ] things. Great. >> Can we talk about those [ __ ] things. that Tommy drank at the beach? >> Oh, yeah.

>> Oh, the buzz ball looking things. It was. the worst thing I've literally ever. tasted in my life. And he said that they. were delicious. It was crazy. And drank. not one but four of them. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> They were like 85 brew. >> They were rough. >> Disgusting. >> Those things were rough. >> Yeah. Pope put on a clinic. We put our. [laughter] real clinic our first night. >> Now, can we discuss night one? >> We can't. No. [laughter]. >> He asked us not to, but the clinic.

>> He was [ __ ] [laughter] Mid [ __ ]. ranking Celtzer. We're sitting [laughter] out by the with. the three of us, me, Pope, and D. Rose. chairs looking at the [ __ ] full moon. >> Beautiful. >> It was so beautiful. >> Beautiful. So serene. It was quiet. You. heard the ocean just sitting there. going, I'll tell you, it goes high. noons. Okay. [laughter]. Neutrals. >> He put trulies first. >> Truly. No, he put crazy. >> He didn't put trulies first. He put he.

put truly. >> he was in his right mind. >> No one's asking him for a ranking. No. one [laughter] even he's he's doing this. ranking by himself unprovoked. >> He's looking at the heavenly bodies and. he's going. >> he's going what are the rankings of the. self? >> God damn high nons are so good. [laughter]. >> He goes truly surfside high noon. And I. go. >> wait tr cuz I thought I was like I must. be misremembering what truly is. >> I think he was doing a countdown maybe. >> Yeah. No no he was saying they were the. he was saying truly. >> It might be like a capernican. revolution. >> It was. It could have been the Capernac. revolution. He burned him at the stake.

>> He burnt [laughter]. gazed at the stars and he said, "Hold on. a second. I I have an idea.". >> I think truly the best selzer there. [laughter]. >> He's standing at the sink. He's just. standing at the sink in the house. He. goes, "Ah, Christ." Pulls up the [ __ ]. [laughter] surf. >> That was the best. >> Yeah, he did. I do a shot with him. We're in the kitchen. This. >> is incredible. >> We're in the kitchen. I go, "Tommy, let's do a shot." He goes, "Yeah, yeah.". Aggressive for no reason. Yeah, we're. going to do a [ __ ] shot. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, "All right, [laughter] dude. It was my idea.

He's just peer pressureing, you know.". [laughter]. Dude, I pour a shot. He pours one. It's. Dude, it is like It is a gulp. [laughter] I go, "Bro, it's a massive. shot." He goes, "Yeah, yeah, whatever, man." Cuz I'm a [ __ ] man. We see him. He takes a [ __ ] He [laughter] takes a. [ __ ] truly or whatever it is, pours. it in a glass, dumps vodka on top of it, [laughter] drink. He goes, "Holy [ __ ]. dude. Are you putting vodka in there?". He goes, "What's it called? A splitter.

or what?". >> Yeah. He goes, he goes, "Yeah, it's a. cutter." [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> He goes, "It cuts it." So he goes like. this. I swear to God. He takes a shot. He [ __ ] bangs it, takes a sip of the. thing, and he goes, "Ah, Jesus Christ.". Grabs a third drink [laughter] of. Surfside from here and then just starts. it. We were like, >> he had four different drinks [laughter]. in I don't even think he took a breath. He goes, "Ah, Jesus Christ. [laughter]. How's this, Chase?". >> Dude, we go to bed. We're all just like,

"Fuck, I'm hammered. I got to go to. bed." Going to my room. He comes running. out of his room like, "What are you. doing?" He goes, "I'm going to go get a. piece of pizza and have some vodka.". [laughter]. He's him and Beaser at one point are. just hammered watch. They're both. watching intervention. [laughter]. >> I know. >> Look at these losers. I do like watching them at the end of. the day just both chill. >> Yeah. >> And just watch like A and E for a little. bit. >> Dude, my last day there, [snorts]. >> I went on an adventure with Beaser,

dude. We had the. >> Oh, yeah. >> We had the best [ __ ] time, man. >> These are the land lovers for sure. >> Major land lovers. >> Bezer tried to change the narrative. >> He did. >> He was like Poseidon out there, dude. He. went out He went out so [ __ ] far into. the [laughter]. >> was like, "Dude, is it true you can't. swim?" Like, what the [ __ ] you talking. about? [laughter]. >> Fine. You [ __ ] want to see me swim. here. >> Also too, like we would say it all the. time and then out of he went he came in. unannounced and all of a sudden I turned. I was like, is that [ __ ] Beaser? He.

just he went out like a hundred yards. out into the ocean was just splashing. around. >> You guys went down the day he got there. and I was like, I'm just going to hang. back. I'll meet up with bees. We'll come. down. I was waiting for him. I had a couple. [ __ ] surf sides or whatever the [ __ ]. they're called. While I was waiting for. him, he showed up. He starts cracking. them. We start banging shots. He's like, "The beach is [ __ ] gay, dude. Let's. go to the bar.". >> He hates the beach. >> Like, all right, we went [laughter] to. this bar, dude. We're in this bar.

>> It's so funny to fly to the beach all. day. Get like, "Fuck, beach is gay as. hell. [laughter]. >> We're in this bar just [ __ ] We start. swaying." I'm like, dude. I go I. I can't tell this. [ __ ] Never mind. I. can't tell the story. >> It's fine. >> I don't think. Or can I? >> It's probably about you guys doing drugs. or something. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's about Addies. >> Yeah, you guys can talk about Addies. >> Talk about Addies, [clears throat]. right? For sure. >> He has a legal prescription, dude. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You guys are So, we took we popped.

a 5 millie before we left the house. We. get to this bar. We're like [ __ ] up in. this bar. Bezer gets two orders of uh. [laughter]. What's that? What's that shrimp called? Like bing ping ping pile shrimp. [laughter]. >> Bang bang. >> Huh? >> Was it bang bang shrimp? >> Yeah, bang bang shrimp. He gets two. orders of it. He calces the first one. and they bring another one. He's like, "That shit's good, dude." Eats. [laughter] a whole other order of it. I'm like, "Bro, I'm flying on Addies.

right now. I don't even know how you're. eating." Right. [snorts] I go in the. bathroom. We He's like, "Let's go to. this other bar." I go in the bathroom. It's going to be a 25m minute drive to. this other bar. I go in the bathroom. I'm swaying again. I take another five. millie to try to wake up. I walk out of. the bathroom. I go, "Bes, I had to take. another fiverr." He goes, "Bro, I just. gave you a 10." I go, "No, you didn't.". He goes, "Yes, you did. You just took. it." And I was like, "Oh, shit." Well, we're going to be in for a run. >> There's probably no shrimp. You guys are. probably just munching at me. [laughter].

>> There's no. >> These are good. Went to the Latin next. bar. >> Cam. So, you forgot you took the. >> chopping it. I forgot. just chopping it. up with a 62 year old lady. Called you. like we called you when we got back from. the beach. You were still at the bar. You're like, "I'm coming back, man.". >> And I was like, "Oh my god, D. Rosa, you. [ __ ] dirt bag. Don't come back.". [laughter]. >> Oh, that was a tough [clears throat]. one. When you came back, dude, we That. one we'll keep to ourselves. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a little.

messy. [laughter]. >> Say I entered his room unannounced. >> [laughter]. >> I don't give a [ __ ] I. >> It's just high tea. >> I went up to the room to whack one out. You was in [laughter] You were in your. room for [ __ ] three hours, dude. You. jacked all. >> That's understandable that you had a. bouncy aderall. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Whack one out. Calm. >> the nerves. >> Shane just opens the door. I'm like, "What are you doing, dude? Get out of. here." I was so calm. >> She was extremely calm. >> You were He was stim fapping. >> He was completely stiff fapping.

>> Completely stim actual stim. >> Yeah, it was. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Just go get out of here, dude. And. he's like, "All right." Closes the door, peaks his head back. He goes, "I won't. tell anybody, dude." [laughter] I go, "Okay, thanks." Immediately goes. downstairs, tells everybody. I mean, just what a [ __ ] scumbag, dude. [laughter]. >> I'm a scumbag. You [ __ ] stim my own. room. >> You stabbed for 3 hours. >> I was in the privacy of my own room. >> Sacred abode, dude. You're in your own. room. [laughter]. >> I knocked first. [cough].

>> Yeah. And I was like, "Beat it. >> Come in.". >> No. [laughter] I gave you enough time to. cover up. Get out of here. >> I knocked long enough. >> I didn't think you were just going to. walk in, man. >> Yeah. >> Figured you'd lock it if you were stiff. fapping. >> There's no lock on the door. >> Football. I wanted to play catch with. you on the beach. Get the [ __ ] out of my. room. >> Yeah. I wanted to hang out. >> I came back down. >> You did. >> I did what I had to do. >> bravely, too. That's That's brave. I. would have might have I might have. curled up and like I'll. >> might have hit the drive immediately. [laughter]. Stim fapping. on. >> What's steimfapping mean? >> That's when you take stimulants and.

jack. [laughter]. It's kind of like meth sex, but it's. just more private, obviously. [laughter]. >> It's more personal. >> Uh, yeah. I get I get if I pop an att. Yeah, people get horned up. >> Yeah. God knows what I said to the 62-y. old woman. [laughter] I was probably like, you want. to get married, babe? You're beautiful. >> I can take you out of here. I can save. you. I can save you from all this. We're.

going to Arby's. [laughter]. >> It's going to be a 15 hour. >> She's like, "What are you talking about? I'm rich. I'm loaded, dude.". >> Yeah. The uh uh It was a fun trip, man. >> That's a great beach. That beach is a. truly a gem. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> Airport's having trouble, too. >> Cuz it's been they're like travelers and. vacationers have doubled in one year. So, it's like a million people. Now, they had two million something like. that. Two million people this season. >> So, >> really? >> Yeah. No [ __ ]. >> Bees the Bees wasn't completely lying. That airport is kind of a cluster [ __ ].

>> Oh, for sure. >> That airport was packed. >> Oh my god, dude. >> Yeah. >> Getting in. I had to rent a car. They do. the I didn't know car rental places. still did this where like you go to the. desk and they just like wait. They hand. you a key. Usually you just get to go to. the thing and be like, "Hey, I they. Yeah, just go get your car and there's a. key in it." But they like had to go fish. out a key and give you It took I I had. four people ahead of me and it took I. swear to God like 35 minutes. >> That sucks. >> That's the problem. That's like when you. go to Key West, it's the best time, but. the only part that sucks is.

>> and they've got a new airport, but even. their new airport is still, >> you know, it's not an international. airport. So, you get like, or maybe it. is, but you know what I mean. It's. small. But my point is is like. >> those trips are the kind of places where. at the end of the week, you're like, I. have to get the [ __ ] home. I I'm like. sunstroked. I've been drinking every. day. Yeah. And you go into one of those. airports and you're like, "God damn it, man. This sucks right now.". >> The elderly are [ __ ] brutal at.

airport. >> Oh yeah. >> They get up like they're there. They get. there 4 hours before the flight and then. as soon as like it's like, "Hey, we're. going to start boarding soon." They all. [ __ ] get up with their [ __ ] stained. pants and all blocked. It's like, dude, get the [ __ ] out of the way. >> Yeah. >> They get real They get really. aggressive. >> Those vac the vacation spots, all. families. So the airport was just packed. with kids. >> screaming and [ __ ] That was a. nightmare. Yeah, it's hot. The internet. didn't work. It was tough. That sucks. >> When I'm a When I'm in an airport and a. full f like when you're like approaching.

the, you know, like like like let's say. you're both approaching the security. thing. >> Mhm. >> Where they where you have to check your. ID or whatever at the same time. If I'm. approaching the same time as a family. and the family takes the lead in, I I. Dude, I get audible. I'll literally be. like. [laughter]. >> I make noises and [ __ ]. >> You should. I I'm like, "Fuck you, dude. >> It's gonna take forever for them to all. get through, >> dude. Some [ __ ] [ __ ] dad trying to. fit the stroller through the [ __ ]. security." I saw a guy try to put it.

through the X-ray machine once. I I. Dude, I was like. >> I I I'll literally start being like, "Bro, >> there's a metal detector.". [clears throat]. >> Yeah, it's I I can't, dude. I can't with. that [ __ ]. >> Sometimes they try to force you to put. it through the X-ray, too, which is. weird. The people there like, "Put it. through." Like, "It's not going to fit.". They're like, "You have to put it. through." and you do it in breaks and. they're just like, "Sorry." Like, "What. the fuck?" Yeah, they they should let. you go ahead, man. If if it's if you're. like a family of four and there's one. person, it's like, "Please, because it's. going to take for [ __ ] ever to get. all of that [ __ ] up. Your kids are like.

crying and you're like, "Hold on, get. over." It takes It takes all day. >> There was a dude in front of me. Um, so. I was flying out of uh JFK and I was on. Delta, so I I was I went to the Delta. Lounge, but they have another one called. the Delta 1, >> which Yeah. You're not allowed in there. >> No, I'm not. Yeah, you're right. [laughter] It's for I know international. or something. >> Uh, it's like LA and international. >> Okay. So, I just didn't know what it. was. So, I went in and I was just like, I don't know if I can get in here or. not, but I'm just going to see what it. is. There was a dude in front of me. The.

lady's like, "Yeah, sir. You don't have. access to here." And he's like, "But I'm. flying to Mexico." And she's like, "Yeah, Mexico doesn't count." And he's. like, "But it says right here, international." And she goes, "Yeah, but. it doesn't count." He goes, "But I'm. flying to Mexico." And she goes, "I know. Mexico and Canada don't count. You You. have to be international." And he, "Dude, I swear to God." He goes, "Turns, but it says international." Dude, I as. loud as I could, I went like that. I did.

the I did the [laughter]. >> And then I went, >> you went Oh, >> yeah. I went hit him with all the black. noises [laughter]. >> like that. >> [ __ ] dude didn't even flinch. The. psycho didn't even flinch. >> What? >> And then finally he leaves and I go, "Miss, am I am I able to get in here?". She goes, "Where you going?" I go, "Austin?" She goes, "No, it's. international." I go, "Okay." And then I. turned and I go, "See how fast I. accepted it?" And she goes, "Thank you.". Yeah. I was like, "Yeah, that job. sucks.".

>> Yeah, but I can see you could be the. guy. You could be that other guy going, "But it says international.". >> Yeah. >> Am I Am I crazy or is Mexico part of. America? >> I'm a redeemed What are we talking. about? >> I'm a redeemed man saying that's who I. was. >> Yeah. And now I fight the crime. Look. how far I've come. [laughter]. >> But you slid into the girls DMs. >> Replying to a story is sliding into the. DMs. >> They get aggressive with that though. >> First first DM encounter. That's. literally textbook sliding. >> You take it easy. Now. >> I'm chill. Wait, speaking of speaking of.

arguments, >> let me hear it. >> I want to I was not present for this, but I would love to reopen this can of. worms. >> Led Zeppelin or YouTube. [laughter]. defended you two against Metallica. >> It was Okay, here was the real argument. It was November Rain versus Ender. Sandman. I was really arguing Guns and. Roses were better than Metallica. And I. got so high on my horse, I was like, "Dude, you two is better than. Metallica.". >> Uh, I think it might have started you. two, Metallica, but you were not.

involved in that. >> I don't know. >> And then you got involved in. >> I think I started too. Yeah. I remember. I remembered it being kind of like a I. went on a very confident branch like you. two is better than Metallica. >> But you're It was weird when you were. explaining to me the argument. You you. sounded like you were team Metallica. >> cuz you go, "Dude, they said that uh The. Edge was better than Kirk Hammet." And I. was like, "There's no [ __ ]. >> That was Billy. You're getting me. mistaken on my Billy was saying that. >> Billy was Metallica.". >> Oh, okay.

>> Billy. And I I threw the I didn't know. much about the I don't know much about. you, too, but I didn't I threw Edge out. there. I'm like, he's probably nasty. guitar. I I pulled up a. >> It's terrible. >> compilation of like his greatest solos. I was like, "God damn it." [laughter]. >> Sucked. It's terrible. >> So bad. >> It's terrible. You two's got some great. song. I mean, >> argument. >> But against Metallica, not. >> I don't think Metallica is that good. I. >> I'll put Metallica over G&R. I love. >> You're wearing all black. >> You're biased. [laughter]. >> You're Lord of Metal. >> It's true. Bono wears all black. True.

>> That's all he wears. The Edge. [laughter]. >> True. >> Edge is wearing a black ski hat in like. July all the time. >> True. the um I'll put Metall over over. G&R. >> That was You missed a good argument. That one got heated. >> It was fun. That was That was. >> I went to bed and then heard everyone. screaming downstairs. >> It was How did Okconor get? >> Okconor was great. He was He was hot by. himself. He started the Prince argument. >> and just alone. >> No one was even talking to him. He would. just be like, >> "Weer. better than Prince." [laughter] And we'd.

be like, >> "Who the [ __ ] are you talking to?". That argument turned O' Conor homeless. for like two hours. He was just like the. [ __ ] He started naming just random. bands from the 90s cuz he looked up he. was like there's 2,000 bands better than. Prince. Then he just looked up bands. from the 2000s thinking he had a list of. 2000 better bands. >> He just looked at the top bands of the. 2000s on Wikipedia and just went through. and named [laughter] them. >> Okconor is batshit. >> He is batshit, dude. >> Oh, Conor's batshit. I I made fun of him. about this on Stuff Island. This is a. real argument he made to us. >> We were in Westchester. [clears throat].

Mhm. >> Uh we're I forget the bar we're at, but. anyway. Um who's me, Shane? Jaime Lynn. Seagler. >> Oh, this is a great argument. >> O Conor. [laughter]. >> This is a great. >> Conor is [ __ ] tra This is the night O. Conor ordered McDonald's twice in a row. cuz he forgot and had the same order on. his [ __ ] steps twice. >> We at Square. [laughter]. >> He lived across the street. >> Yeah. And uh Okconor goes,

>> he would leave and get McDonald's off. his step. [laughter]. >> Flat out. Okconor goes, "Name any. [ __ ] movie I can defend it.". [laughter] No reason. No reason, right? I go, "Any movie?" He goes, "Yeah." I. go, "Young Einstein." He goes, "That. ain't a [ __ ] movie, dude." [laughter]. >> Great defense. >> I go, "Yes, it is." He goes, "It's not a. [ __ ] real movie, dude." I start. pulling it up. I'm showing it to a woman. and he's going, "That's [ __ ]. horseshit. [laughter].

real." And then just walks out. He He. had He had a good one that night. I. forget exactly what it was. He was. trying to name a song, I think. And he. was like, "You know the song?" Boom. Boom. CL. [laughter] He was like, "You guys know. that, right?" We're like, "Yeah, of. course." He's like, "Fuck." I was. thinking of a different song. [laughter]. saying, "We will rock you." It was [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> Him shouting over. I remember I started.

that argument kind of fanning the flames. like laughing. Then I I instantly just. got pulled into it. Next thing I know, I. was like, "What the [ __ ] are you talking. about, >> dude?" We were We were drunken Mitsies. one night and we started talking about. Star Wars. >> Mhm. >> And he's like, "It all sucks except. Andor." And I was like, "I know you love. Andor. It's fine, man. Whatever." And uh. [laughter] and then we start talking. about the prequels and he goes, "They. were dog shit." He goes, "They were dog. shit." I go, "Revenge of the Sith rips, dude." He goes, "It's [ __ ] sucks.".

And he goes, I go, "It's better than. Return of the Jedi." He goes, "Return of. the Jedi is a [ __ ] masterpiece, [laughter]. right?" I go, "The Ewoks blow." He goes, "The Ewoks [ __ ] rule, dude." Right? [laughter]. It's my favorite OKConor line of all. time. I go, "They don't rule." And it. was supposed to be a planet of Wookies. And that would have been so much [ __ ]. cooler to see the Wookies. Yeah. Fight. the [ __ ] Empire. And that's why they. did it in in Revenge of the Sith. And he. just kind of just goes,

>> "The Wookies are a [ __ ]. embarrassment. [laughter]. >> Dead ass. Totally dead serious. >> Dead serious. >> Dead serious." [laughter]. >> Yes. So serious. The wookies are [ __ ] embarrassment. [laughter]. >> He would literally be like despondent. He'd be like, "The Wookies are a [ __ ]. embarrassment.". >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Some triggered.

>> I get really upset and then I I'm not. paying attention. What are you upset. about, dude? He's like. [ __ ] Wookies. [laughter]. Dude, you need to [ __ ] chill. Whatever's going on. >> Holy [ __ ] dude. It's so funny, man. >> Yeah, you love a good argument. >> I love it. >> Love a good argument. >> I love it. >> You just don't like being the one who's. screaming about Wookies. [laughter]. >> I I love a good argument, but I do get I. do get Damn, dude. I'm crying from that. Holy [ __ ] It's so funny. [snorts] I'm.

as much of a lunatic as Okconor, but but. but in a slightly different emotional. way. I get. >> you got you were quick to get defensive. It was you, me, and Tommy. >> I get defensive. You be you got very. defensive and you're like I know what. you're doing. You're going to start. you're all going to gang up on me. You're going to do it. Like Joe, we're. just. >> Well, relax. Blizz had been in the. thread all day being like, "Fuck you, you piece of shit.". >> I really thought someone else had his. phone. I was like, "There's no way.". >> Yeah, it was uncharacteristic of the. Blizz. >> Why is Blizz coming at me? [laughter].

>> I I was. >> I was in the group text was just like, "Fuck the [ __ ] piece of shit.". >> Joe dies. It was brutal. Yeah, Joe was. on the beach like, "Dude, I know he's. joking around, but like that's like. weird, dude. I'm gonna like talk to him. tomorrow." [laughter]. >> It was kind of weird. >> I mean, it was funny. >> And then Bees started coming in at me. and then you were coming at me. >> I wasn't coming at you. >> The second Tommy was like, "Yeah, Joe, change my [laughter]. [ __ ] everybody right now.". >> And that was You're saying that was just. a group chat before even going there.

The night before it started with bees. called me Bertha and that [ __ ] just. rubbed me the wrong [ __ ]. >> call you Bera. >> I think there's a tropical storm. [laughter]. I was gonna hit. called Bertha and But if you get mad at. get calling getting called Bertha, you're getting called Bertha. >> No, no, no. I know. I know. I know. It. wasn't I wasn't mad at at him calling me. Bertha. I was mad that I I made a joke. that I was trying to be funny with the. group where I said.

>> I said I just drove I go I woke up at. 4:00 a.m. I started driving at 6:00. It's 7:00 p.m. I just got to the house. and Shane and Tommy are asleep. This is. super fun. It was just a joke. Like god. damn it. And then Bees goes I just. walked past a homeless guy spray [ __ ]. against the wall. Why don't you [ __ ]. calm down Bertha? And I was like. [laughter]. what the [ __ ] I'm trying to like be. funny. It's just funny that I got here. and they're asleep. Like. >> it was that made me chuckle. I saw that. I'm like that's really funny to drive 13.

hours. >> Could have used the haha. Could have. used the haha. I could have used some. support in the thread, bro. >> Yeah, dude. [laughter]. >> I'm out there spinning. >> And then and then Blizz starts just. being like, "You piece of [ __ ] I hope. you [ __ ] die." [laughter]. What the [ __ ] is going on, dude? That's. [snorts] Yeah, that really threw me off. I was like, "What is What did I. >> Yeah, it was very odd that Blizz was. fired up. He's usually. >> Blizz and I as privately as a joke to. each like we [ __ ] you know, we send. these texts back and forth, but he. started going hard in the thread.

>> and I was like, >> I know it's Blizz. I mean, he's I love. Blizz, but there's a little lot of like. [laughter]. >> Yeah, it's kind of like weird. He's. Yeah. >> Did he ever show up? >> No, >> he never came. >> No, I think he thought it was the next. week. >> He might be there. >> I didn't He wasn't at uh in Charleston. either. No, I figured he was in New York. >> I haven't seen him in a minute. He's. usually at all the stuff. >> Yeah. >> Anyway, um yeah.

>> All right. What you got? What you got, Sean? >> Uh we got the Noctis on Tuesday, uh. first and third Tuesday of every month. And I'll be in Raleigh and Charleston at. the end of August. And then I'll be in. Seattle and Portland September 10th. And. then Portland September. not like you to. be in front of the camera. >> Oh, yeah. >> Okay. Sorry. >> You know that. >> I know, but. >> and you wanted to. >> I'm trying to see the product. >> You want to be asked on camera. >> You're super. >> Well, I didn't want to be rude. I.

>> You know, >> didn't want to be rooed in truth. >> You wanted to be invited. That's fine. Go ahead. >> Well, I [snorts] appreciate you guys. I'll be in Raleigh, Charleston, Seattle, and Portland. Please join me. Shangardini.com. I'd really like to see. you there. Thank you. Thank you guys. >> Yeah, guys. is also August 13th and. 14th. This very weekend I'll be in. Spokane comedy or Spokane comedy club. Spokane Washington, Portland, then. Boston, and then Royal Oaks, Michigan, Milwaukee. Please go to matt. mcusker.com. Thank you. >> I have no shows. >> Nice. [laughter].

>> So, what's going on with you, man? What. are you up to? >> Yeah. >> Uh, the special came out Netflix. >> rocking. >> I never promised you a rose garden. Last. time I was here was the plug when it. came out on YouTube. >> Yeah. And then a year later, Netflix. picked it up. So it it's it's out now. >> I'm always how like these companies. work. I remember some company was like, "We want to reput your YouTube special. on our YouTube page for free." And I was. like, "Okay, >> absolutely not.". >> Well, they I was like, "Go ahead. I. guess if you want to do it, I don't you.

know, then people would watch it and be. like, why the [ __ ] is this on this. channel now?" And I'm like, "I don't. know either. I don't know. It's a. business thing. I don't understand how. business works now.". >> Dude, it's wild. like um I I I work with. these guys that help me with my YouTube. and they're they're really they're. called Wildline. They're really great. But one of the services they'll provide. if you want them to is they'll go out. and find all of your clips. >> Hey, a hummingbird. >> Like, >> oh [ __ ]. >> look at that hummingbird. That's nice. >> Sorry, dude. That's. >> I missed right behind you. >> Hummingbird's better than your [ __ ].

YouTube channel. >> Hummingbirds are [ __ ] sick. >> Hummingbirds. Yeah, >> but they'll go out and find clips of um. like of you or you, you know, from your. pod or whatever that other people just. post. >> and they'll redirect the monetization. back to you because there's clips out. there like people just post clips of. your pod and they have millions of views. on their channel. >> which. >> yeah, me and Matt have never been too. good at monetizing that. >> It's hard. It's channel's not monetized. >> There's a lot to that was a decision 10.

years ago. We're like, "Fuck that.". >> Yeah. Fun system. We'll never monetize. this. monetizes this channel. >> I mean, it probably does. I was I was. incorrect what I said to you. I think if. you don't monetize, it won't show ads. >> Yeah, that's why I said no. They on my. special, they were like, "Do you want to. monetize it?" I was like, "It means. there's going to be ads in the middle of. the [ __ ] special." No. >> Yeah. >> So, >> that's cool, though. YouTube doesn't. show ads if it's not monetized. >> I don't think. >> I monetized it because my cousin Jeff. executive produced it and he funded it.

I'm like, I want to make Jeff his money. back, you know? So, um, but but yeah, but anyway, that's that's what's going. on, man. >> You ever get into the science of like. thumbnail engineering where they'll do a. there's guys that'll do a thing where. like they'll they'll put a thumbnail out. and then they'll g they'll put like. three different ones and test them. So, it's like changing all the time. Whatever one gets the most, they like. swap that out after the fact. >> Netflix does that. >> Do they really? >> Yeah. Like. >> pretty wild. >> The shows they'll like cycle thumbnails. >> Yeah. >> See who clicks on what. Yeah. They uh. the the my YouTube guys do that with my.

podcast. They have three thumbnails and. three titles and they AB them. >> Yeah. >> There's so much it's kind of annoying. with with all this [ __ ] cuz it's like. >> it's it's hard enough that we all have. to like now do this other stuff that we. that didn't even [ __ ] exist when we. started doing comedy, let alone like we. had a idea of it. You know what I mean? So it's like. >> like. >> we're all doing it now. We're all. playing ball, but now there's like all. of these sub elements.

>> I think these other people are just. they're making [ __ ] up so that they have. jobs. >> It could be. >> your thumbnail. I got you an extra 400. views. That'll be five grand. >> I mean, have you ever looked at YouTube. Studio? It's like the analytics are it's. crazy. >> Spaceship, dude. It's crazy, >> dude. You Yeah, you have to learn. It's. like It's like war It's like. >> Never seen it. >> War room reports. Nuts. >> You don't even want to look at that. stuff, dude. You look at YouTube. analytics and they're like average watch. time. People stopped after one minute.

You're like, "Ah, great. That's nice.". >> You're like, "Thousands of people looked. at. How long are they watching?" 2. minutes on average. Like that's a. [ __ ] 45 minute thing. That's great. >> Yeah. >> It's good to know. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I try I try to have some. familiarity with it because I'm I'm just. trying to look at it like the way you'd. look at television or something. You're. like, "Well, this works in a certain way. and and whatever." So I want to have. some understanding of it and I also want. to understand why when I when money. comes in I understand why that money is. coming in. >> versus just. >> But you don't understand anything.

>> Uh yeah. >> You're a businessman. You're you're a. businessman. >> Not really. >> What? >> What do you Are you referring to the. Hogy Shop? I used to have. >> Hog Shop. Yeah, the Hogies. >> Well, that's I'm out of the Hogy shop. >> still. >> No more Joey Roses. There's. >> You made a good Hogy at the beach. >> I made a good Hogy. >> You still have it? >> I still have it. I still have it, but. who knows what the future holds. Maybe. >> I wasn't even saying that in a bad way. I wasn't saying that in a bad way. I'm. like, you have to be pretty savvy today. >> No, no, no. I know. I know you weren't. I was saying I'm not a great business.

>> You're out. Oh, really? >> Yeah. I was. >> What was it like owning a Hogy shop? >> Uh, it's You were in there getting. wasted. You were acting like you fell. down a bit. >> You're like a Greek guy out front of. your pizza shop. >> You were getting carried out of your own. Hogy shop. It was pathetic. I went down. there. I saw you getting tossed out. I. can't believe how few times you and I. drank in there. That's crazy. I was in Austin. >> No, you were in New York. >> When did you open it? >> 2020. >> [ __ ]. >> Like I'm [laughter] actually Yeah.

>> [ __ ] That was the whole time I was in. New York. I didn't I didn't go anywhere. >> When I lived in New York, I did never go. anywhere. I. >> I know it was You'd always be in Philly. all the time. You were doing Gillian. Keys and all that stuff, but like I I. don't say it to give you [ __ ] Like you. never came down. I I just mean like I. can't believe we didn't just get wasted. in there for free all the time. Yeah. >> Um, did I I did not not because of. anything related to my shop. I just did. not enjoy the experience of what it was.

to operate a business like that in New. York City. I think I could have very. much enjoyed it elsewhere. I did not. enjoy it in New York. New York is a. very, very hard place to operate. Is a. very hard place to survive in. And um, and I it was very, very stressful for. me. Um, >> yeah. I heard just starting like getting. your license to start a shop like that. is like really really really difficult. It's funny all that was easy which is. this is. I don't want to get conspira conspiracy. theory or whatever but.

I felt like New York because of COVID. made all of the red tape extraordinarily. easy. >> Oh right, right. And then once you were. in and CO ended and all everything. changed, then it was like, "All right, guys, now we're going to be New York. about everything again.". >> Yeah. >> So, uh, rent was cheaper because of. COVID. Uh, the the red tape was easier, the liquor board hearings, all these. things were so much more amicable. because people desperately there were. everybody was leaving New York City. M.

>> they gave, oh, put out outdoor seating. and spend all this money on it because. it's going to be a new part of New York. City and and all this [ __ ] And then. COVID ended and every landlord in the. city was like, "Uh, your rent's going. back up.". >> Yeah. >> Uh city's like, "Hey, get this [ __ ]. outdoor [ __ ] out of here.". >> Yeah. >> You got to be able to hide it. You can't. have it out here all the And it was just. like, "This [ __ ] sucks." Like, so I I. I had some really really wonderful times. in that bar. I made some really great.

memories. Um, it was the best phase of. dating I've ever had in my life. >> Thanks for the memories. >> Come to your own come to your own. establishment. >> It's the coolest thing ever to be like, "Want to go to my bar?". >> Yeah, kind [laughter] of. That's kind of. >> It's pretty cool. Uh, but yeah, but. that's that but but other than that, no, I did not enjoy it. I I would never open. a business in New York ever again. >> Yeah. >> Ever again. >> Especially now with mom Donnie. >> True. >> Yeah. Especially with Khan Donnie.

[laughter]. >> Uh, you're a big mom Donnie guy, right? >> Of course. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You know I am. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> [ __ ] love taxes. >> I trust the government with my money, so. I I love [laughter] giving the. government money. I think that's a good choice. I think it. goes to the right places. >> Wasn't it wild? like it like living in. Texas. The first time I was like when I. became a full-time resident and like. declared homestead and everything, it. was it was only a few months ago. I was.

part time. >> when all of a sudden my business manager. was like, "Oh, dude, you don't need to. worry about that what your taxes were.". I was like, "Holy shit.". >> Like all of a sudden I was just like, >> "Oh my god." Like you save so much. [ __ ] much. >> That's what I heard. I heard New York's. pretty brutal. >> New York's crazy. >> Yeah, >> it's rough. PA's not bad. PA's good. Yeah. Yeah, PA's not bad. But but um but. anyway, >> that's kind of that's kind of cool. though. How long did you have it for?

>> It's still there. I'm just not involved. anymore. But. >> you sell it off or you just. >> I. I can't I don't want to get into True. True. Yeah. Yeah. I got to pay for. You're like It's like Trump Towers. >> Yeah. >> That's cool. >> Face on it. >> Yeah. Just. >> my face is not on it anymore. >> Okay. >> Yeah. I took my But but it's. >> that business is booming. You were like. a scarecrow. >> [laughter]. >> That [ __ ] mug up there is scaring. everyone away. Jesus Christ, that's a. guy making the sandwiches. [laughter]. I'm not eating that. >> There's a Tunisian family like that. Look at that scumbag up there. The uh I.

uh I um what's it called? I It's still. called Joey Rose. We born you. >> No, I just was making sure I wasn't. late. That's all. I get paranoid. >> Um the uh I um Stop. [laughter]. >> What? Will you let me be? >> True. Let's talk tax regulations. >> No, no, no. [laughter]. >> Yeah. No. Good call. >> I didn't bring it up. He did. >> No. Good call. >> Now, um, wait, what did you just ask me?

Oh, my face. [laughter] Hideous face. away. >> They should be like an animatronic. Chuck-E-Cheese thing of you in there. [laughter]. >> They're still I was involved for. >> [ __ ] you. [laughter] You know, you've. always been an [ __ ] to me. >> I'm always so good to you and you're. [laughter] such a piece of [ __ ] to me. >> Uh, I was involved for four years. >> That was my favorite. That was like our. best conversation. You were like, "Dude,

you you're a [ __ ] to me all the. time. How come you don't do that to. Soda? >> How come you you don't do that to Matt. or Soder ever?" And I'm like, "Cuz Matt. and Soder aren't [ __ ] to me.". >> No, >> it's very It's very obvious. >> You said it better than that. You said. it better than that. I want you to get. full credit for this because it was such. a it was such a drop the mic moment. Go, why don't you do that to them? And he. goes, >> because they don't say the worst things. imaginable to me [laughter]. >> all the time. >> And I go, all right. Yeah. Here you go.

[laughter]. >> Cuz that's the the best part of D. Rosa. is you're going to fight. >> Yeah. >> And then the next day you're getting a. call. [laughter]. >> Dude, I'm just like, can we stop with. this? Like every time we hang out, it's. just like it's like Joe, you you said I. was a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Like. horrible person. >> Be be fair though. You do you do push. the buttons first a little more than I. do. You ab Come on. You You got to admit. that much. >> We've had this conversation. >> You know you like.

>> we can keep track of it. >> You know you like. >> I literally will walk into a green room. and you'll go, "Well, wow. Wow. Look at. this [ __ ] piece of shit." I go, "There's one. [laughter] One nothing. Let's go. You You walk up to me first. >> I walked out here. You called me. barbecue [laughter]. >> first thing in the morning. Don't you. like seeing me? [ __ ]. >> barbecue [laughter] piece of [ __ ] All. right. Good morning. >> Let's start. >> I was taking a [ __ ] and I heard that. >> Yeah, of course you do that.

>> What do you think? >> I'm sorry. I don't even realize I do. >> See Matt, I give him a hug. What's up, dude? He goes, "What's up, man?". >> You know what's funny? When you hugged. Matt, I was kind of like, "He didn't hug. me. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> And I didn't even realize. >> Now, if Matt walked out of the. [laughter]. >> If you would have done what Matt did, I. would have said something immediately. >> You know, dude, >> the dump on arrivals. >> Dump on. >> the DOA is [ __ ] crazy. >> I was happy to see you. [laughter]. >> The dump dump on arrival. I heard him. call. I didn't know you were here. I. heard you like I was like, Matt's taking.

[laughter] a [ __ ]. >> Drosa was talking about something midway. through. I'm like, I'm sorry. I got a. [ __ ] right now. Made a conversation. [laughter] I was like, I got to go. >> Pardon me. >> Yeah. Excuse me. >> I beg your pardon. I have to [ __ ]. >> That's all right. All right. You got you. got a you got a point. >> No, I do it, too. You definitely do. You. love walking up and going. You got. You're a big opening line. You got a. real bad attitude today. [laughter] You. love starting with that. Like, >> I was just going to say hi, dude. [laughter].

You do have a rotten attitude. Every time I see you, you [laughter]. >> That's so That's such a funny thing. I. just drove 13 hours. Bees are lied to me. about the airports. Shut the [ __ ] up, Joe. >> Dude, and then you'll [ __ ] another. one you'll do. [laughter]. You'll text me. There'll be some hang. that you weren't there for. Next morning. you'll be like, I know what you did, you. [ __ ] scumbag. [laughter]. >> Yeah, that's nice. >> I like to stay home, dude. You guys are.

out partying. I go, I'm gonna take it. easy. [laughter]. >> I know what you're up to. [snorts] Uh. the uh wait there was another one you do. that I was I was just trying to remember. it. [ __ ] the bad bad attitude is a big. one that a lot. Um. >> well well well is nice when someone. comes in well well it is [laughter]. >> it's look playing offense is the. defense. >> True. >> Because you know it's coming. [laughter]. >> I know I Oh. Oh that's what it was. I.

remember now. I remember now. I [snorts]. know when you think I know when you. think that you were [ __ ] with me too. much and it's very nice, but you will do. a thing now when we're drinking. If you. think you're [ __ ] with me too much, for no reason, you'll come up behind me. and you'll go you'll grab my shoulder. and you'll be like, "You're good, man. Dude, I love you." [laughter]. I'm like, "He thinks he's he thinks he's. [ __ ] with me too much.". >> Yeah. You get so upset. >> I get upset sometimes with you. You You.

>> I get so upset. you you know how this is. how I describe you. I've described you a. lot like this. to all of our friends. Um it's not a bad. thing. It's it's it's actually a. compliment. if I'm sure. [laughter]. >> No, no, no. >> Yeah. I've described this to you this. way to all your friends behind your. back. It's a good thing. >> No, no, no. It's I swear to God, it's. it's it's speaks to your prowess of your. insight into another person. I always. say you're like like if you read the. Justice League comic books, Batman, he.

has a way to take down every Justice. League member in case they ever go. awall. Like he's like he so he's got a. kryptonite bullet cuz he's like in case. Superman ever goes crazy like that. We. have to kill him, right? And I'm like. that's Shane Shane is Batman. He knows. exactly what everybody's kryptonite. bullet is and he knows exactly how to. fire it at you [laughter] and get you. the most mad you could possibly get. I. honestly mean that as a compliment. It's. a skill that Patrice had it too. Patrice.

could just look at you and be like, "Yeah, you [ __ ] and say the thing. that you left the house thinking about.". [laughter]. >> Like, god damn it, man. >> Yeah. Deep insecurity. >> It's got [laughter]. you go, he's going to notice what I. thought about when I walked out, so I. got to [ __ ] [laughter]. nail him, dude. So, I I do tend to get a little little. uh a little more uh uh Yeah, you're. right. I I get I Yeah, maybe I'll stop. messing with you.

>> Stop. We try. [laughter]. >> Last year on this very pod on this day, we tried to call the truth. >> Yeah. Then I walked into the green room. and you're like, "Yeah, look who's here, you [ __ ] tub of shit.". >> No. Okay. >> That night you started it and then you. kept going. You kept going, "All right, that's it. I won't do anymore.". [laughter]. I was like, "Come on, dude. Stop. >> I would make fun of him. I'd make fun of. him. They go, "Oh, truth. Truce. Truce. [laughter]. Truce. We can't. We can't. We promise.". >> Yeah. [snorts] Six beers later, we're. like, "Fuck you, dude." [laughter].

Just goes to [ __ ] Immediately just went. to [ __ ]. >> I I do like the PA and O. >> There's a big PA. >> There's personal attacks and there's. over the line. >> There's over the lines. >> Oh. Oh. >> So, it's like you paid me, I'm gonna pa. you. >> Okay. >> But that's an O, dude. >> What? I I I don't think any of us have a. lot of Os. >> Everyone has an O. >> What's What's No, I'm saying like I. haven't witnessed a lot of OS take place. is what. >> Yeah, we we usually don't take it that.

far. >> No. No. The uh I'm trying to think of. somebody who who does. >> Tommy's kind of a habitual Ostepper. [laughter]. >> Spit on Nate. [snorts]. >> Oh yeah, >> that's O. >> He did slap me in the face and m slap. you in the face kind of as hard as he. can. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I go and you were like, you were like, "Tommy, what are you. doing?" And he's like, "What? What? What?" Oh, [laughter]. >> yeah. >> Stares at you. >> Yeah. That's great. You just did it.

Perfect. >> And I go I go, "Look, it's no big deal, dude. It's no big deal. We're drunk. I. don't care." I go, "Do me a favor. >> Don't wake up tomorrow worried about. this and call me and be like, "Dude, I'm. so sorry. I'm embarrassed. Whatever. He. goes, "I'm not [ __ ] going to cuz I'm. not sorry." I was like, "Well, don't do. that either. [laughter]. That's psychotic.". >> Yeah. >> But he just was so just like, I don't. like And then he did call me like,

"Sorry [laughter] with that." But yeah, he'll slap you in the [ __ ] Look at. me. Nice slap. >> He's a big slap guy. >> It's wild. >> It is. He's a big slap man. After a. while, you'll see him slap someone like, "Dude, >> is it like a Robert Dairo kind of. affectionate?" It is, but he takes it. too far. Yeah. >> And sometimes he's a little too drunk. and Yeah. He'll really slap you. >> True. >> He. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] we we we were in I was in New. York the other night. [ __ ] Gomez. I'm. sitting backstage at Kill Tony. I didn't. know who it was. Gome Le Gomez comes up.

behind me, puts me in a starts by like. hugging me around the neck and I'm like, I don't know who this is. Slides into a. triangle chokeold. and starts doing it so strong where I. go, "Bro, bro, stop." Man, that [ __ ]. hurts. >> And he goes literally like, "You are. such a [ __ ] You tap. [laughter]. You tap. WHAT KIND OF PUSSY?" SAYS, "STOP." I GO, "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO. THE [ __ ] IT [laughter] WAS, DUDE. ARE. YOU A PSYCHO? >> You're defending this. THAT IS.

PSYCHOTIC. >> So funny.". >> And then he opened with it on stage and. it bombed. >> Yeah. >> He went out. He's like, "Dor is so" cuz. I was on panel. He goes, "Dor is such a. [ __ ] I put him at trial and trouble.". He didn't even He doesn't [ __ ] tap. He goes stop. And the people are like, "Uh-huh.". >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Damn. At the garden. >> Yeah. And then he had a great set. But. that first line, they were just like, "Yes." Yeah. It's crazy. >> Yeah. Do that move police [laughter]. kill people with. And he was all pissed. off about it.

>> That's an O, right? >> That's an O. Well, >> yeah. A bit of an O. Well, no. I mean, it depends how hard he strangled you. An anonymous triangle joke for. [laughter] Bond. >> It borders p a lol. It's right there. It's sitting on the line now. Defending. it immediately and calling you a [ __ ]. That's a no. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's that's. >> strangling someone and then calling them. a [ __ ] Oh, >> you [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Oh well. >> [ __ ] off, man. >> She just gave one of the bodyguards like.

a thousand bucks and like destroy this. guy. >> Destroy him. I would love to go get a. couple of those Rogan [laughter]. those Rogan troops. >> Those guys, [laughter] do me a favor. >> Handle that. Handle that. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] [snorts] dude. Yeah, but uh Yeah. Anyway, well, oh, the slap thing it is. It's like Shane said, like it's he's. he's not doing it to be like, "Fuck.

you." He's doing it to be funny, >> but it's like Tommy also gets like he'll. hug you and. >> and it it hurts. >> Yeah. >> And he's kissing your face. >> The kissing is outrageous. >> Yeah. And you're like, "Tom, this hurts. Please stop." [laughter]. >> The kissing is absolutely the most. outrageous [ __ ] thing. >> I've seen it. >> And his be his beard be wet from. drinking [ __ ] like, >> "Dude, get the fuck." He's like, "What? I love you. God forbid somebody loves. you. [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [ __ ]. [ __ ] [laughter].

>> His beard like digs into your face, too. Like, ow. >> Wideeyed. Just [ __ ] [laughter]. >> [ __ ] wideeyed. You want to have a. drink? I've been drinking all [ __ ]. day. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> All right, man. >> We had a nice time cooking at the beach. Me and him sat there for like two and a. half hours cooking. It was so so nice. >> Yeah, the meals were great. >> He can [ __ ] cook, man. >> Yeah, he can. >> He's like It's unbelievable. >> He's amazing. He made like a steakhouse, like a real steakhouse dinner.

>> Yeah, >> it's it's He's just sitting there the. whole time. >> flipping everything. I'm gonna go check. the steaks back and forth. I'm like, "Dude, how the [ __ ] are you doing this, >> dude? We" And. >> then he [laughter] [ __ ] resentfully. serves. after he makes a nice meal. He's like, "Here, you [ __ ] piece of shit.". [laughter]. >> No. As soon as Conor. >> Somebody's got to feed these [ __ ]. children. No one here can make a [ __ ]. meal to save their life. You're like, "Dude, [laughter] what you?". >> As soon as Okconor came in and went, >> "Oh, that was crazy." Okconor goes, "What's that mushroom risoto?" And I. could Okconor was trying to be nice and.

cheery, but he was so drunk that when he. saw it, he goes, "What's that mushroom. risoto?" And Tommy goes, >> "Yeah, >> I was so I was walking in the bathroom. I heard it. I leaned back in. I was. like, "Say thank you, Chris." [laughter]. >> Oh, it was so nice, >> dude. The second. >> Oh, that was that was my. >> kind of was trying to be nice. I could. tell. >> Is that mushroom? [laughter]. >> Chris, say thank you. Don't just [ __ ]. complain that there's mushrooms. Yeah, I'm not complaining there's mushrooms. [laughter]. So, you're a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]. >> Second night we were there, it's me,

Shane, and to me, Shane, and Tommy, we're on the beach. Tommy's like, "I'm. going to cook a steak dinner. I'm going. to make a Greek salad." It was amazing. >> Mhm. >> We're down at the beach. We get pretty. bombed up at the beach. Me, Tommy go back. Shane's still sitting. down there. I go take a nap. Actually, no. I left first and I just went up and. took a nap. I wake up from my nap. I'm. like, "Fuck, man. I was out for like two. hours. Jesus. I go downstairs cuz I hear. noise. Tommy's alone in the kitchen.

He's got a Greek salad in front of him, [laughter] dude. He's like, "Where the. [ __ ] were you?" I go I go I was upstairs. sleeping. He goes, "I'M IN THE [ __ ]. WEEDS. I'M WORKING MY [ __ ] ASS OFF. DOWN HERE." [laughter] He was yelling at. me like it was a like a real restaurant. kitchen. I was like, "I never said I. would help you [laughter] with any of. this [ __ ] weird meal you wanted to. cook.". >> [laughter]. >> The Greek salad was incredible. This is. the best Greek salad. >> I don't even like tomatoes like that. And I was like, "These are delicious.". >> It was amazing. He was so on edge, man.

>> Oh, so funny. >> Guys, I love you. I got to roll. >> Um, can I special? >> Thanks. >> Uh, I never promised you a rose garden. on Netflix now. Please go watch it. And. my new podcast, Von Horrendis on the on. my YouTube, Joe Roers. >> Tires season 3. >> Yeah, it comes out Thursday. >> Comes out Thursday. Awesome. and lived. dates joe drosa.com. Guys, thank you, man. This is [ __ ] awesome. >> Of course, man. This is special. This. was a special one. >> Thanks, man. Wait. [laughter].

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