Ep 629 - Like and Subscribe (feat. Danny McBride & Steve Gerben)

Wow. Wow. Wes. >> Hey. [laughter]. Hey. We're live. Uh Matt is where is. Matt? >> He's in San He loves San Jose. Didn't he. film a special there? >> Oh, that's it. Gerby's McBride. How are. you guys? >> Wonderful. Fantastic. >> Nice. >> Great. Yeah. >> We were just talking about Steve sending. his photo ID into porn websites. >> Yeah, we were. Yes. So, you know, sort.

of saying that I would do that. G. because we are in South Carolina. >> Yeah. >> And apparently you need to do that in. order to access pornography. And I would. uh I was just telling everybody upon. first meeting. [laughter]. >> See, that's that's what's so crazy. He's. like, I've lived here for 10 years. You. can tell that I don't jack off to. internet porn. I had no clue that you. had to. >> Yeah. I found out I [clears throat]. found out in about eight hours. [laughter]. >> Oh, man. What have you guys done? landed. >> You got to bring in your own. You can't.

You got to have a closed network for. that, you know. >> That's right. Apparently, but it worked. It worked. It shut me down. >> You don't You don't just travel with. like a thumb drive just full of the. greatest hits. [laughter]. >> The greatest hits. That's what a guy. calls it with FBI [laughter] radio. It's. got tape on it that says the greatest. hits. Be funny if a guy with uh CP tried. to hide it with like the way kids did on. like Napster and [ __ ] where it was like. greatest football hits [laughter]. homework. That's my homework file.

>> Big hits Vince Carter dunk. [laughter]. >> Anyway, what's going on Gerby baby? >> Not much. Not much. Yeah. Thanks so much. for having us down here and. >> Oh, come on. >> This is incredible. I was telling Shane. and you that this hotel is incredible. There's a kitchen. You can't see it off. screen, but. >> what a difference. >> Pretty standard. Are you going to use. it? >> I've already used it. I grocery shop. this morning. That's perfect. Yeah. >> Yep. A lot of good grocery stores. downtown Charleston.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. A lot of good markets. >> What' you What' you get? >> Lactade and uh you know, strawberries. [laughter]. >> Lactad. >> What the [ __ ] did you need a kitchen. for? >> Well, cuz cuz. >> strawberries. >> No, no, no. There. So, I opened one of I. was like going through them, you know, a. little like, "Oh, look at that. They got. a Neutra Bullet in it. So then I I said, you know, let's make a protein shake. Now only complaint about [laughter]. >> I knew complaint. >> Well, no, no, hold on. Not a complaint, but perhaps suggestion. This the guy at.

his local mart was like, you know, I. said, "Oh, do you have any protein. powder?" He's like, "Oh, yeah, right. there." And it it was espresso protein. powder. >> Oh, so you're jacked up. >> No, no, I didn't even I said, "Oh, do. you have anything like like protein. powder without caffeine?" He's like, "Yeah, that." And I was like, "No, no, it's" [laughter] and we just immediately. dropped it. So, I'll make like a milk. and strawberry shake. Perhaps find. protein later. [laughter]. >> You will make a protein espresso shake, but you won't have anything to jack off. to while you're here. [laughter] That's. going to be the That's going to be the.

summation of your trip. >> Well, what I would say is no, I would. definitely show the government my face. >> to masturbate. [laughter]. It does seem that seems so strange that. they. >> need to log you in. >> They they need to know what you're up. to. >> I know. >> Uh I was. >> It's a very Republican. That's the. Republicans. >> Is Is it. >> I travel a lot. It's [laughter]. go South Carolina, Texas.

>> See, a lot of the ladies are really. upset with South Carolina because of the. crazy abortion bans, but you know, this. jack off thing doesn't really get talked. about as much. No, it's our body on. [laughter] choice. It is our body. But yeah, I think didn't. your Yeah, their boy just got He died, isn't he? South Carolina Lindsey Graham. >> Lindsey Graham. >> He might have been the guy putting his. hands all over our Pornhub. >> Interesting. >> Now that he's gone, we can. >> Now you can. >> We're free. >> You can infiltrate. >> We can get. >> You just use your friends IDs. That's. probably the best.

>> Probably the funniest thing you can. possibly do. >> Yep. Take a picture [laughter] of your. friend's ID and jack off the wild [ __ ]. What's that? Matt's joke is that he uses his wife's. ID. >> That's awesome. >> So, what is this something you guys are. on the road a lot? Is this something you. encounter in a lot of states or is this. like. >> Yeah, it's like literally just And then. it's all It's funny cuz you you don't. remember and you like when you go to log. in, you're like, "Come on, I wonder how. [ __ ] conservative this state is." You. [laughter] go, "Fuck, >> no weed. Backing off.".

Now, is it just the major porn sites or. is it like. >> I only know really one and then when I. moved to Texas, I had to learn another. one. >> Yeah. >> And the other one is disgusting. >> I don't. >> And it keeps me off. >> I don't I don't. >> because there Well, so this is what I. was telling you guys. >> What's the other one? >> X videos. [laughter]. >> Yes. >> Uh the one what I was saying is I do. feel a little free now because I don't. even go incognito. I just say whatever. the algorithm sees that I'm liking, give. me more of it. [laughter].

You want you want the suggestions. >> Yeah, I do. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And it keeps off it keeps off when. you're describing cuz X videos will be. like, "What about. >> a couple [laughter] guys? What about. >> And now when you get a suggestion for. one and it works, you're like, "Oh, good. That [ __ ] that was right up my. alley." Do you feel like do you feel the. service? [laughter]. >> He does. He does. >> They know me. Great. Thank you. That was. a great wreck. >> No, he does. He's like, >> I tip the uh stars. [laughter]. >> Oh, I will. Well, sure. >> What do you describe them as? It's like.

actresses or uh. >> adult stars. You said the word. >> I don't know. I probably said porn. stars, adult adult, whatever. Whatever. the nomenclature is. Hold on a second. I. don't like the service. Can I clear that. up? >> Let me say this real quick. But it just. reminds me of a time uh I remember my. high school football coach came to my. house or my friend's house. >> Yeah, girl. >> We were watching what? [laughter]. >> High school football coach. You know, like. >> No, no, nothing to do with porn. I'm. just saying when somebody [laughter]. when somebody calls a porn star uh like.

a entertainer. >> Okay. >> Uh I just remember my football coach, my. buddy was watching wrestling and was. like, "What do you think Stone Cold. Steve Austin?" He was like, "He's an. incredible entertainer." And I was like, "Dang, this guy's dumb as fuck.". [laughter]. No, superstar. He said superstar cuz. that's what they called the wrestlers. They were like, "He's one of the top. superstars." I was like, "Oh, >> we're going to go five and five. >> This guy's a [ __ ] idiot." Anyway, [clears throat] so you were clearing. [snorts] up the air on your uh Don't you. you subscribe to some sites?

>> Oh, I do. No, it's all right. I got no. shame about it. I do. But I think it can. be Mr. [laughter]. >> You should have immense shame. >> Shane, I can't help what I like. And I'm. not going to, you know, it's like I I'm. not gonna pirate. >> You want You want the. >> Even though Even though I do feel, you. know, >> pay the people. >> Yeah. But I'm I'm just paying a guy. which also, you know, it's like how much. is he really. >> He's a guy who knows your proclivities. though. He knows what you like. He's. >> I know. But what's he paying the.

>> What's he paying [laughter] the. actresses? >> I don't know if you're interested in. this, but you should probably tell him. the proclivity. >> Well, should I. >> Well, it's [ __ ] but hold on. Let. me clear this up. [laughter]. >> Please go ahole website. >> Yeah. >> There there's a [ __ ] website. Oh, the. >> where's the coverage from? Is it on the. is it what side of the wall? [laughter]. >> Such a wonderful question. I'm so glad. you asked because the coverage is the. key. Now.

>> you want a critique. What? >> You're crazy. >> Oh, well then I don't have to do. >> No, I'd like to hear. But I do like the. idea of the camera being a GoPro on the. guy's head. >> No, just against the wall. >> Like [laughter] the like the autistic. kid that loves trains where it's like. that. You know what I'm talking about? That British kid. >> Yeah. Yeah. Fisheye lens GoPro on top of. his head. >> This particular site in the past I think. it's I think it's past its glory days if. you will. But edit that out. Uh just I'm.

kidding. It was just such a bad joke. But um there there is like an auxiliary. sex room. >> Okay. So, so you know if if. you know I don't I don't know how the. discussion is you know offered but if. that's then they could go and they have. sex in different room. I find it I don't. know why my brain likes that. I think. it's and I you know. >> I get I get the idea of it in person the. the actual the physical element the. watching of it. How do you I'm curious.

of how it translates to a video that you. watch. So are you is it like POV? Are. you the guy walking into the room? >> No. >> No. So it's more of it's like. >> someone being forced to be at the. receiving end of the glory hole. Is that. the. >> sorry. >> someone being forced to be at the. receiving end of the glory hole. Is that. like is it what what happens in the. videos? >> So there [laughter] there you're. effectively in a booth. >> Okay. >> And she is the center. >> Stage right and left are separate holes.

>> Okay. [laughter]. >> Then you're watching this go down a. [ __ ] you know, either direction. It's some sometimes [laughter] sex. And uh then somebody will I don't know. how but they'll say do you I I guess I. do know how they do you want to go [ __ ]. [laughter] or whatever and then they. will go into a separate room where it is. more of a what should we edit this out? >> So it evolves. Gotcha. It's not just in. the whole it evolves. It's a story. that's just the launch point. >> Yes. >> Okay. Got it. Got it. >> Yes. And I think it dovetales into this.

other well and I've talked about you. know that sort of like tease. >> I like that you found a website that. specialized in the and this is the this. is the the movements that we. >> that we highlight. Good. >> Well I think though that that may be a. little cart before the horse. I it was I. saw it at one point and then I said oo. >> And you're like I want more of these. [laughter]. Is there anyone who specializes in. making this kind of content? >> Yeah. >> And then you have your favorite starlet. Uh, I have I have I have a greatest.

>> superstars. The divas. >> Not. >> You have the greatest hits. Divas. >> Yeah. Who? For that site. No. >> I thought you told me you had some. favorite divas. >> Well, I have some like favorite, you know. >> This is great. This is a good promo for. Tires 3. >> Yes. >> Season three. >> Anyway, [laughter] I've been enough. >> Danny McBryen talked about glory holds. >> I do feel really bad that I'm talking to. you about glory holes. >> You shouldn't. I really I've been. enlightened by this. I'm understanding. new things. I like it. [clears throat].

>> So, >> yeah. >> What else you got? >> Yeah. >> Uh, I threw Steve on the ground the. other day. We took a took a jet down. here and uh I was sitting and he was. getting up to go to the bathroom and he. stood over me. >> And I was like, Steve, I swear to God, I'll without getting up, I'll throw you. on the ground. And he was like, I'd like. to see you try. Then I threw him on the. ground. >> without getting up. It was very fun. Yeah. That's That's like a That's a a. rockstar story. You're on a private jet. and you threw a buddy on the ground.

>> Yeah. And then Yeah. And then he went. out today and looked for some protein. [laughter] He's got to bulk up. >> I got bulk up. I can't be tossed around. that easily. [gasps]. >> Well, in all fairness, he was wearing. sunglasses and an expensive wristwatch, so I didn't want to, you know, damage. any of [laughter]. >> Mhm. That's a good friend. That is. That's good to think about. So, I took. it took it easy on the kid and you know, maybe maybe we'll see next time. [laughter]. It was pretty humiliating cuz I It was.

one of those ones where I don't know how. I was suddenly on the ground. >> Well, I think it was the drugs you took. and the uh how [ __ ] up you were. I'm. giving you credit on that. >> Yeah, I took half a lazipam and then I. asked for a vodka rocks and she gave me. like a vodka with like a ice cube. >> Perfect. Yeah. And boy was that a. wonderful. >> He's afraid to put you down. He's afraid. to fly. So he gets. >> So you got to get a little loose. >> Yeah. >> You were fun. You usually aren't that. fun. >> Yeah. >> You were having a good time. And you. were not afraid at all. That was great. >> I'll tell you that was that was a I mean.

getting cuz we sat on the tarmac for. like 30 minutes. >> Yeah. At least. >> And you just And then a little recline. and. [laughter] whatever happens happens. >> It's a pretty sweet way to travel. >> Oh my goodness. Yeah. >> Yeah. And every time you take one of. those, you're just like, am I being a. total [ __ ] This is like what. somebody makes in an entire year. And. I'm just doing this to drive to go 45. minutes somewhere [laughter]. >> and [ __ ] get thrown in the ground. Yeah. It's the hardest thing to justify. [laughter].

>> It's polluting the environment. It's. great. It's everything about it, right? It's like the glory holes. It's just. it's stimulating in every aspect. I would say if they don't leave to go to. the auxiliary room, I don't find the. glory hole as auxhilating. >> It's just got to be the launch pad. Yep. [laughter]. >> Right. >> Have you Maybe this is getting. >> too deep. Have you. >> Can I jump in? Have you done this? >> What? >> Have you done a glory hole for real? >> That's what I was going to say.

Absolutely not. >> No. >> No. And not not that there's anything. wrong with it. If you if glory holes. it's not something I would ever want to. do. >> You would do that in a heartbeat. >> You are wrong. You are wrong. Well, would I lie about. that? >> No. >> You think I would? But I. >> No, you wouldn't lie. >> Yeah. >> But you're telling me there there's a. little carve out in this wall right. here. >> Absolutely not. >> Absolutely not. >> That's not my thing. >> Tonight though, when you get back, you. go. >> a carve out in a wall. >> You were about to say it's not my thing. after just telling us you like and.

subscribe to a sermon. [laughter] That. is very much. It's definitely It's. definitely my thing to like watch, >> but I I truly don't. Do you have. anything that you watch and you don't. want to do? >> Not really. >> I mean, yeah, obviously. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, of course. >> Pro wrestling. >> Pro wrestling. >> Watch it. I mean trying to do it. >> I'm not doing it. >> Yeah. >> The war in Ukraine. >> Yeah. >> Love to watch those drone videos, but. I'm not trying to be in there. [laughter] Yeah.

>> But I've never liked and subscribed like. that. Well, you know, I. >> You don't want to hunt mils in a van? [laughter]. >> Mil Hunter. That was a great one. >> That was a classic. That was That was. the first one, dude. >> Yeah. >> Did you like and subscribe to that? >> Uh, I did. It was. >> Did you ever have a subscription? >> Of course, I've had subscriptions in the. past. Yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Which ones? >> Well, let's see. >> Wait, did you and your dad share one? >> No. My me and my dad did not share. Why.

would you? Son, I got a browser's password. [laughter]. >> You know that's not how my dad talks. >> Oh my god. I got us some. >> That's not how he [laughter] talk. either. >> We got to be frugal. I know you're going. to be masturbating. We might as well. share it. [laughter]. >> Your mother and I are sharing a brezes. >> Well, this is podcasting. >> Beautiful. >> In a hotel room in Charleston. >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> You excited for the big premiere. tonight? >> Absolutely. I mean, this season I'm, you. know, biased, but I think it's our best. >> Yeah. And. >> John McGee did such an amazing job with. it. And yeah, you are incredible. I've. already said that to you and everybody. else. So, >> I'm excited for everybody to see it. >> And yeah, >> beautiful, >> beautiful. That's better than me. I did. Fallon yesterday and they're like, "Could you describe tires to the people. who haven't seen it?" I was like. >> hard to. >> it's like uh workplace comedy with my.

friends like okay let's see a clip. [laughter]. and I knew they were going to ask that. and I still couldn't. >> he's such a nice guy but I got the late. night shows I feel like are the they're. the worst thing. >> I'll never do the anything. >> I hate doing them. >> I would rather come and talk and run my. mouth for an hour than have to like. >> package something in like three minutes. that feels spontaneous that's not. spontaneous. >> Yeah. phone call before, like the day. before where they're like, "What do you. want to talk about? This is.

>> And then don't you start feeling really. weird about your life?" Like, "I got. nothing to talk about. There's not. anything funny that's happened to me. that I can wrap up in 45 seconds.". >> And then they come into your green room. before and they're like, "Here's. basically like a script. They're like, "Here's the questions. Do you want to. see what your response was on the. phone?" And you're like, "I can't. memorize this cuz then I'm going to". [laughter] And then I kind of memorized. it. So he was started stand up and I was. like, "Yeah, at the Harrisburg comedy. zone." And uh it was uh and then. truckers would show up and use racial. slurs. They're like, "All right, we're.

going to cut that." They did cut that. It was pretty funny. >> There's also It's fun when you do one of. those. I've done it a few times where. you they lobby you the question and you. know what you're supposed to say back. and then you just go in a totally. different direction and you watch the. look on their eyes. You're like, "No, no, [laughter] this isn't it. This isn't. what we were supposed to do." I I always. would get really nervous doing those. shows. Uh just like I think the first. time I did Conan, I couldn't even eat. for like two days before. I was just so. apprehensive about it. I also had never. done press before. It was for Footfist.

Way. >> But then I had one of the worst things. happen on one of the shows and after. that I was like, "Oh, this is fine." I. was on Kimmel and I was like doing the. we were in the middle of doing the. interview and then all of a sudden. something I'd never seen happen before. The stage manager came on the speaker. and said, "Hey, we have to cut uh. Danny's mic is like not working." And. then they had to like stop it in the. whole front of the whole audience, come. in there, redo the mic, and then you had. to they they had to go back and reset. the question and start over again.

>> And it was like, well, that's about the. worst that could happen [laughter] is. that they literally tell you to stop in. the middle of it. Uh. >> I try to bring Steve with me. >> Then I can just constantly be like. [ __ ] tell him about jacking off. [laughter]. >> He'll be like, "Well, I will.". >> Jimmy Fall would have probably loved. that. You should be like, "Oh, okay. guys.". Uh, no. It's very uncomfortable. And. there's I don't Yeah, >> some people are amazing at it, but. >> I'm so bad at it. >> Yeah, me too. I don't feel like I'm good. at it at all. I just like laugh. >> Then you watch the next person go on and.

they like the lady followed me last. night. She was excellent. >> Yeah. >> She like walked out like, "Hey. everybody. Hey, Jimmy. It's so good to. see. >> huge laughs.". >> Also, the other thing is they don't tell. the [ __ ] crowd who's going to be on. >> Oh, >> so there's a thing like, "Oh, it's these. guys." They go [laughter]. they go, "Who the [ __ ] is that guy?" I. could see it cuz they the the main guest. I think that they all knew about was a. guy named Role Model who's a singer and. it so the crowd they cut to the crowd. before I went out there. I was in the. green room and saw it and I was like, "Oh, fuck." It's all It was just like.

girls in their 20s. I was like, "This is. going to be. >> They knew who you were. They knew who. you were.". >> I don't think so. >> Yeah, they did. >> They do. >> They were intimidated. Yeah, they're. [laughter] probably what it was. >> by my fidgeting like, man, this guy's so. confident. >> I uh I saw it. I didn't real you know. what I didn't realize? I didn't realize. that you went to Elon College. I didn't. realize you went there. You know, I went. to school and went to Salem, which was. not far from Elon. >> It was an art school. So, whenever we. wanted to have like more of a normal.

college experience, we would go to Elon. and go party with some of my friends. there. We'd go to a place called The. Lighthouse. >> Yeah. >> Is that still there? >> Yeah. I don't know if it's still. [laughter] there. It was there and. >> I threw up on someone in the lighthouse. one time by accident. >> That's awesome. >> I I got hammered there and I felt that I. had gone too far. So I was like trying. to get back to the bathroom, felt come. on. I put my hand on my mouth and. [ __ ] puked through my hand and. sprayed on a guy. >> and a big dude. And I'm just like, "Oh. god." And he looks at me and he's like, "You puked on me." And I was like, "I'm.

so sorry." And then he just said, "Give. me five bucks." [laughter] And I was. like, "All right." And I [ __ ] gave. him five bucks. He did beat my ass. I. felt like it was a fair trade. You're. like, "All right, I [ __ ] puked this. dude." I guess five bucks makes it okay. It's fine. >> Yeah, >> perfect. >> He could have gone for 20. I would have. probably paid him. [laughter]. Yeah, >> five bucks is probably just enough to. cover his next Bud Light. That's. probably what it was. >> Yeah. What would have been the limit on. that? >> You know, if he would have asked for. much more than five bucks, I probably. wouldn't have been able to pay up. I.

didn't. >> wasn't that [ __ ] [laughter]. Yeah, Elon was fun. >> Geries, where'd you go? You went to. Drexel, right? >> Well, I went to George Washington. Failed out. Then Delo, then failed out. then. >> Both you guys failed out of school. >> Yeah, multiple times. >> Very sick. >> Not the brightest. [laughter] Not the. not the brightest group. >> Look at you now. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Hanging on.

Did you just like a personal So wait. like did you know that you wanted to do. this kind of stuff from a young age or. >> I did know I wanted to like make movies? I didn't know if I was going to be be in. them. That kind of just happened after. school, but yeah, I always did want to. make movies. I did with my buddies at. home. I was like little [ __ ] Dawson's. Creek running around making movies all. the time. [laughter]. >> Oh, that's awesome. >> But and then I went to film school which. I don't think I would have been able to. cut go. I would have failed out if I. went to a regular school. I needed to go. to like an arts school. I I was done.

with homework. I wanted to just do fun. [ __ ] So yeah, I went to North County. School of the Arts. I went to film. school there and that's where I met all. the guys that I like still work with. now. Yeah. So I was I was lucky. I mean. now my son's getting ready to go into. high school. I feel sorry for people who. don't know what they want to do because. like what an incredible waste of time to. have to like go to college and figure it. out. No, [laughter]. [snorts] that was Yeah, that that that. was my experience where you're like, "What am I doing?". >> Yeah. Kaching, kaching. All [laughter].

the money's going out the [ __ ] door. >> Didn't you uh did you write tires that. Draxel? >> Yeah. Yep. So, uh that was like my. senior project. It's surreal that it was. like 20 going about 20 years ago. >> That's awesome. I didn't know that. That's great. Yeah. >> So, you just had that in your back. pocket just waiting for Shane to blow up. so you get that thing made? >> Yeah. It's great. >> Cuz then and then we had made it go. going on about 10 years ago. >> Yeah. >> That we just filmed that short and then. just sat and. >> Wow. >> It's surreal. >> Yeah. It's utterly surreal.

>> So you guys were both of you all trying. to make stuff when you guys were were. young men. >> Definitely. >> Yeah. But I was making like. >> Yeah, we were filming sketches. Yeah, >> I remember that. >> What were yours? >> The worst one that if anybody finds I. was in like 8th grade. [laughter]. It was uh it was right after 9/11. and I used to do a George Bush. impression just it was copying Will. Frell. Yeah. >> From SNL and I remember it's like the. craziest [ __ ] video on earth. Maybe.

edit this out. But I was [laughter] I. was holding up the [ __ ] USA Today. that had the towers on it and I was. like, "Oh, I'm burning." [laughter]. Oh my god. >> And how old were you then? I. >> was in eighth grade. >> Yeah. Come on. That's how you got to. make jokes about that stuff when you're. that. >> And then I was doing like a George Bush. impression talking about it like we're. going to hunt down the terrace and then. Yeah. If somebody finds that tape, >> I think that's advanced, dude. I think I. think it's good. Eighth grade. >> Eighth grade. Mocking 911. Yeah.

Literally like the week after. >> Yeah. >> It's crazy. >> That's That's what you do when you're a. kid, you know. >> But then Jackass hit us. Then Jackass. came out. So then that's we we shifted. from comedy to. >> start stapling your nuts to things. guys. [laughter] literally just we were all we. were all also [ __ ] so we wouldn't do. anything like it'd be like jumping off. like an 8ft shed [laughter]. you'd like land on your feet like no one. got hurt. >> I'm Shane Gillis and I'm jumping off. this stair [laughter]. >> tiny shed. that was gnarly.

>> yeah Jackass was big for us. >> I love Jackass like I I I really do. think it's like one of the greatest. shows that has ever been made. >> when I went to I was in Spain for a. while and that like people love Jackass. Like that was the one comedy that. translated to Spanish. Like I remember. seeing people with like jackass t-shirts. on the subway and I was like very proud. >> It's so America [ __ ] rules, dude. >> Hell yeah. >> That jackass. The whole world gets to. see that. >> Those movies are the [ __ ] funniest,

too. Like I always love them. I I. remember that one. It wasn't the last. one. The one before that came out. You. think about the glory holes? >> No, I just I thought of the one of the. first sketch. I'll tell you a second. that that one that came out during CO I. think my my my son was like maybe he was. like what [snorts] is he now he's he's. 14 now so co he would have been like. yeah he would have been like eight years. old uh I was like we got to get back to. normal now like now the movies are like. starting to open up like let's go. [ __ ] see Jackass together so I took. him at 8 years old to go see Jackass as.

a way to get out of co and I was like. damn there's more dicks in this one than. there [laughter]. lot of dicks. >> lot of dicks. >> and I just keep s they're like this is. great right you Love this. [laughter] So. funny, right, >> dude? You I uh just went to see the new. jackass and I forgot that I cry at the. end of every jackass. >> It's the most embarrassing. >> Really? >> Yeah. There's always like an emotional. montage at the end of every Jack. >> And they all they all look like they're. having so much fun that I I understand. that that like I like this group. I like.

these guys. >> Knoxville cries at the end of it. They're like, is this the last one? He's. like, I think. >> Yeah, I can see that. when when Ryan. Dunn died and they do that whole thing. about him. It's like, >> yeah, I went with a girl to see it and I. cried at the end of Jack [laughter] like. two weeks ago. It's emotional. [laughter]. >> Yeah, I got to stop crying. >> I still I tell the story I know we've. talked about on the podcast, but you. watching 5050 on a first date and. getting hit, there's this scene where. >> it it got us both. We didn't even know.

each other, but Joseph Gordon Levit, incredible performance. And he's on a. first date. >> I took a girl on a date to see that and. thinking it was going to be like more of. a comedy. And uh at the like I had my. arm around her and this is very early. like for real first date and I was. trying to hold in crying like as hard as. I could like like [laughter] that. And. then like my body was like. [laughter]. and then he's like he says like goodbye. to his mom before he gets surgery and.

I'm like. >> well. >> yeah it's it's more than that cuz he's. asking the anesthesiologist. questions about what's going to happen. during the surgery and he's trying to. ask questions and then he just goes mom. and he just wants to hold her hand. >> and look at you're about to start crying. now even. >> well that's from laughing that's from. laugh yeah [laughter] that's laugh cry. You cried talking about it. >> No, I don't. I cried talking about that. dumb reel that you made me feel stupid. about, >> bro. [laughter] This Yeah, I'm an idiot. >> This is This is how he's like an actual.

like you Steve's like is very good at. talking and like he seemed like he. dresses like he's a smart person and. then. >> Thank you for saying good at talking. >> Yeah, you are. That you trick everyone. into I'm like I met you. I was like god. damn this guy's smart as [ __ ]. [laughter] And then he sent me a video. of. crying, showing me a video of a bunch of. guys on horses riding next to a school. bus that's on its way to a football. game. It's like their dads had flags, American flags. >> The music. All right. Whatever. It is.

what it is. [ __ ]. >> I like it. You're a human being. That's. good. You should Yeah. Let things. [laughter] Yeah. >> And then he shows he's like, "Check this. out. You're gonna love this." Also, how. do you not know me well enough? >> Cuz they were It was dad's, right? I still don't believe. >> dad's riding horses next to their kids. football team's bus. He's so [ __ ]. Look at me. >> It was the effort they put in. They put. in some effort. >> They did. [laughter]. >> Do you think my dad would. >> I'd be if I looked out of my high school.

football team's bus and saw my dad. riding a horse like, "Go get him, son.". I'd be [laughter] like, "Dude, my. >> who which of those dads had that idea?". Like, all right, let's get the horses. >> We're gonna follow the bus. >> They got big American flags. >> They should have They should have had. guns. They should have [ __ ] six guns. saluted their ass. Yep. >> Yeah. It's very embarrassing. I bet that. team lost by 50, dude. To a bunch of. kids without dads. [laughter].

>> They got the score run up, dude. >> Their dads were Their dads were all on. motorcycles. They [ __ ] [laughter]. 12 going 12:00 burning home. >> Steve was like, "Check this out. It's. amazing." I was like, "Dude, you are a. [ __ ] you have a 12 IQ." Dude, [laughter]. >> it's really humiliating when you're. sharing something with somebody that you. think they're going to like and then. they they call you gay and dumb. [laughter]. >> I get I do I get tripped up over weird. stuff. Like there's a Publix is the. grocery store here. They always have.

these like [ __ ] 45se second just. stingers that just like go. It's a. grocery store and they're like, "Why are. they trying to make me cry? I go there. to buy chicken and subs. Like you don't. need to be pulling at the heartstrings.". They got this one that's like flawless. Every I've seen a million times. Every. time it comes on, it always like I got. to like kind of like pretend like I'm on. my phone or drinking a drink or. something. Oh, the Lacroy. It's making. my eyes water. It's like it's so simple. It starts where it's like a little girl. and she's with her mom and her stepdad. who I think his name is Steve and he's.

like at the birthday and he like gives. her a present. She's like, "Thanks, Steve." You know, and he's like, "Oh.". And then like she's a little older and. he like gives her something else. Thanks, Steve. And it's just like goes. all the way till she gets older. And. then finally on the day of her wedding, she's like in the room and he comes, he's like, "You look beautiful." She. goes, "Thanks, Dad.". >> And then you're like, "Oh, I'm about to. start crying out." Like, "Fuck, it. worked, man. It worked." [laughter]. >> But then it's like public. It's like, "This is where you go to buy pub subs. and fried chicken. >> Why don't you take me on that journey?".

>> Yeah. There's there's a Yeah, there's. some commercials that'll get you. >> Yeah. >> There's a [ __ ] My dad would get. choked up at the Budweiser horse. [laughter]. CL. >> There's like a baby Clydesdale and he's. like a [ __ ] little guy. He's trying. so [laughter] hard. >> That was a big Super Bowl ad, wasn't it? >> It's like last year. [laughter]. >> Look at that little guy. He's trying. >> Yeah. It's funny how many times I've. seen my dad drunk, cry in a recliner. from something emotional. [laughter]. We were watching planes, trains, and.

automobiles. I look over and he is. sobbing crying [laughter]. >> on the That's not a [clears throat]. pillow scene, right? That's what he was. like. That's Yeah. Oh, [ __ ]. >> Well, they something similar to that. that would always get me was uh getting. gifted adoption papers. >> Yeah, I thought I thought that's where. that Publix was going. >> Where it you're mine now. I own you. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Here you go. >> Moneyball gets me. >> Oh, >> Moneyball makes me cry. I've showed that.

to people that it had zero effect on. >> And that gets you. >> and then it made me very embarrassed. >> It was like a silver linings playbook. I. cry every time. >> Who Who was unaffected by Moneyball? >> Dumb girls. >> Oh. Oh, [laughter]. >> that don't understand baseball. >> They want to see the Savannah bananas. They don't want to see this. >> Yeah. >> You probably love the Savannah Bananas. That's what I was wrong. I was surprised. how wrong I was. You You seem like a. banana man. >> You seem like a banana man. >> They're like the Harlem Globe Trotters.

of baseball, right? That's their deal. They do flips and [ __ ]. >> The flips are actually sick. But then. they ruin it by being Hawkeyes and doing. like [laughter] they do like Hawkeye. dances and singing and it's like. >> what are we doing here fells? It's a kid. show. [laughter]. >> Hawkeyes dancing. That's what that's. what you want. >> You'll see the Hawkeyes dance. You'll go. this is weird that you. >> shirts come off. >> They take their shirts off. They have. like eye black and like a mullet and. they're trying to look so [ __ ] cool. >> And does it play when you're up in the. stands watching that from afar? Does it. like work? >> It probably would be horrible looking.

cuz they're doing a Tik Tok. They're. facing a camera like in front of the. pictures, man. >> Yeah. >> From the upper deck. That must be like, damn, these guys, these guys suck. Then. they do a flip and catch the ball and. you're like, >> "All right, well they [ __ ] There's the. bananas.". >> Yeah, the bananas are going crazy. [laughter]. >> Now, I swear they have a rule that's. actually sick, which is like a foul ball. is live, so the fans have to like throw. it back. >> Oh, that is a great rule. >> That is great. They should just They. should include that in. >> in real baseball. >> In real baseball. Yeah, >> we talked about it. And then uh teams. would just pay guys with cannon arms to.

just sit in the [ __ ] It'd be an arms. race. just or just hold on to it and let. him get all around the bases. Like there. you go. >> Yeah, you'd have to fight that guy. That. would be awesome. >> Yeah, that's how the next level. Yeah, it's crowd participation. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> it's a good sport actually. >> This episode is brought to you by. Netflix, the MLB, baby at Field of. Dreams game is back. Hey, now hold on. >> It's a regular season game but played at. the real Field of Dreams movie site. I.

didn't know that. >> It's awesome. >> That's Yeah, that's honestly pretty I. didn't know that. That's pretty sick. >> They want to try to go. >> That'd be pretty cool. >> I can go to that. I'd like. >> So, they smack home runs into the. cornfield. >> Yes. >> That's actually pretty sick. This year, Bryce Harper and the Phillies take on. Byron Buckton and the Minnesota Twins in. one of the coolest settings baseball's. ever had. >> I would argue the coolest. >> Yeah, >> the coolest setting. >> What about the Green Monster? >> Ah, cornfield. >> Is cool, but Cornfield is. >> Cornfield is nasty. >> Very fun. Watch the MLB at Field of.

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like we just played this. where like. >> Wait, what happened? >> Well, we just learned about you. >> How old were you? >> I don't know. >> You made a come. You made a come. [laughter] video. >> with your cousins. >> No one I think we've talked about this. Yes. >> I don't think we've talked about this. I. don't even remember. >> Nobody was, you know, it's it's just the. art of film making. >> What was the sketch. >> that Hello. >> walked in? I was like married, you know. Yeah. And then she she was like.

>> spat out milk and water, you know, just. like as if. So, but my I [laughter]. thought it was so funny at the time. and. my mom by a just horrified at. >> they had to destroy that tape. >> Uh I'm sure. >> it was also VHS so that was like you. would just record over it for your next. >> Yeah. >> Those are the days it could just be a. bad sketch could be erased just like. that. >> Yeah. >> We we would make starting like sixth. grade really sixth to eighth grade we.

were rocking a lot of little little. short in camera edit movies. We made one. called Do the White Thing. It's kind of. right out right after Do the Right Thing. came out and it was just about a bunch. of white people in a mansion and the AC. went out and they were all trying to. figure out how to like survive. >> How old were you when you made that? >> I was in that was in sixth grade we made. that [laughter] do the white thing. >> Yeah. >> And then we followed it up with uh Stand. by Me Too, which was about that the kids. that had found Ray Brower that they. unlocked a curse and then Ray Brower.

came to kill them all. The go the kid. who died of the tree. >> Wonderful. Yeah. And so it was a horror. movie and uh and me and my friends each. played the original cast members and Ray. Brower came and killed each of us. [laughter]. We made I think we made one where it was. it was like the Blair Witch. It was like. a but there was a ghost and it was kind. of a we just made fun of a kid's mom. that was also in it. We just the ghost. just imitated his mom's voice and so. like every scene he'd be like stop it. [laughter]. The ghost would come out and go Andrew.

You go. I said [ __ ] go. >> That was every scene. [laughter] That was a classic. >> And you're saying inc camera edit. So. that that like that's where you rewind. back to where you want the edit and then. you would like do it and then like pause. and then you turn around and [laughter]. like but because it would like take a. second or two to roll, you would have to. like pause and then like hit record and. then the person would have to wait like. a second and a half. We had the timing. down to then like say the. >> That's awesome. Yeah. >> Yeah. You guys were doing more advanced.

[ __ ] We were dropping off [ __ ]. >> They were pretty shitty. [laughter]. >> Holding up 911 headlines. Oh, >> that's pretty good. >> Yeah, we did. My brother and I got into. like. >> You guys were doing freak [ __ ] dude. You had. >> No, that was gross. >> You had your cousin spit out com. >> Yeah, cuz you. >> spit out your comment [laughter]. >> again. >> Hello. >> You got to bleep this out. They [ __ ]. >> last name, too. Give her the last name. [laughter]. Wow. Wow. >> She No. So, >> hello. Yeah. Um, what was I saying?

>> Well, because like your cousin was there. was a Richard talking [laughter] about. >> she got into she got into Richard uh. Simmons back in the day and that was. like it was really cool. >> and that that's what made her want to do. the come scene. [laughter]. That was it. >> I think it was me going this is going to. be so funny. [laughter]. But yeah, before that it was uh way more. tame. It was my brother and I would make. superhero videos. So, it was like, and. they all had the same structure, which. is like he would narrate, I'd come in as.

the superhero, you'd have a dance, and. then you'd fight a villain. [laughter]. >> So, >> we we used to film uh wrestling. We. would do WWF. Yeah. >> And there's a video I I was a Undertaker. and our the littlest kid was X. [laughter]. >> I joke slammed him and he rolled into a. pole and this kid had the craziest. temper. So then it becomes him like. [laughter]. you see everyone running. It was such a. good video.

He used to spazz. He was great. >> Yeah. >> He attacked us constantly and he would. attack whoever. Like he would be. fighting somebody else and then everyone. had to run. He he whipped me in the back. with a Hot Wheels track when he was. fighting his brother. It [ __ ] killed. >> Terrifying. >> Yeah. He was a wild kid. >> It's good stuff. You feel that seemed sad at the end. Did. something happen to him? >> No, he's doing well. I can't believe it. cuz he was like a real He was the.

littlest brother and he was tiny. >> But he was nuts. >> and he would just again he would just. attack everyone. >> You'd hear him coming. Somebody would. fight him like downstairs. You'd hear. him come running up the steps just. trying to fight him. [laughter]. >> It was so scary, dude. >> Yeah. What's going on with you? >> Yo, hanging out hanging out in this. hotel room. >> I'll never Dude, audiobooks. I cannot do. that. That was brutal. >> That was pretty hard, wasn't it?

>> Yes. >> You You did great, though. I I remember. after your recording session, you uh you. were like, "Yeah, you seemed worried, but you were awesome.". >> All right, good. >> But it it was I wouldn't have asked. people to do it, I think, if I knew how. difficult it was. I didn't think it. would be difficult. >> I didn't think so at all. But then you. start you're getting in there and like. on hour four you're kind of like I think. I've forgotten how to read. >> Totally. >> I'm stumbling over every single word. >> It's weird because you're reading but. you're also performing at the same time. So you're having to really concentrate.

in the moment that you start drifting. about like what's for lunch? It's just. like [ __ ] I blew it. I just. >> Well, I went in [laughter] I went in uh. a little hung over late. Like I woke up. late so I had to get I didn't eat. breakfast. I just drank it. If you're. not showing up for your audio book. recording a little late, then what kind. of [ __ ] [laughter] baller are you? You know, >> but I got in and the room's so quiet and. the microphones just literally I could. just hear my stomach the entire the. whole time. It was like they'd be like, "All right, we got to do that sentence. again.". >> What? Why don't you eat something and.

then let's get back in here and do. >> And then they were like, "So this is we. we have you booked for six hours so we. can do it." I was like. at like hour three they're like, "Do you. want to we can come back tomorrow?" I. was like, "I can't come back tomorrow.". Oh, you got a motor. >> We're just getting this thing [ __ ]. >> That's how I felt. They kept asking what. to take breaks. I'm like, absolutely. not. I'm going. >> And it's so embarrassing when you can't. read. >> and there's two people waiting for you. to [ __ ] read. >> They're like, you pronounce it 'the'. It's the [laughter]. >> I kept getting notes that I was like. like garbling the word. [clears throat].

I was like, that's like that's a choice. I'm like, [laughter]. >> it's for the performance. I'm swallowing. these words. >> Yeah. Like you have to annunciate every. single word. >> Yeah. >> Like you're combining every word and. Yeah. It was tough. But we did it. >> We did it. I think the audio book. actually is pretty awesome. >> Yeah, it is. >> Everybody in it is pretty good. And it. uh Yeah, I I really was grateful to all. y'all for showing up to do it. >> I was grateful you asked. >> Been a fan forever. >> Very serious stuff. >> Been a fan forever. >> That would be surreal. >> Yeah, it's awesome.

>> Yeah. >> I remember getting footstep. >> You got you got. >> I rented it at Blockbuster. >> I was at a real low point in my life. That was big. >> I was going to say that. So, you're. where that three bucks came from. Wait, [laughter]. you would have got paid on that. >> What else is going on? >> What else you got? >> What do you got? You got anything? >> Oh god. You know what? This summer has. just been about pushing this book, getting the book out there in the world. I've had to do a lot of book signings.

That's a new thing for me. >> How's that? >> It's very interesting. You show up at. these events and they have all the they. have all the books lined up with the. staff. They have them all open to a. certain page and it'll be like here's. 1500 of them. We got to sign these. things now. And you start getting into a. zone where you just start Yeah. And it's. like you sign it. I can move the book. Next one. Next one. >> Start going super fast. That's another. thing where if you don't think about it, >> you can get into a zone. The moment you. think about it, you just [ __ ] your own. name up and oh god, something happened.

>> Yeah. You ruined somebody's book. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But that stuff's been pretty fun. Honestly, this this the the book has. been awesome. It's been whenever you do. press for comedies, I feel like the. press is always mean. Like there there's. always a sense of like you come into the. room to be interviewed and there's a. little bit of just like this. [ __ ] thinks he's think you're. funny. [laughter]. >> Yeah. You think you're funny. I really. do feel like that. I've noticed when you. do a different genre of movie, like when. I would do press for Alien or anything, the the reporter the interviewers are.

always more engaged. And I feel like. whenever it was comedies, there was. always you could sense that they didn't. really want to be there. They're like, "This is the stupidest thing." That's. that's what it would feel like. And the. book was the same way. I feel like I. think because in order for people to. interview you on that, they have to. actually read the book. So, I feel like. they've just invested enough time to. take the interview seriously, >> right? [laughter]. >> Where like, you know, you we would do. press for vice principles or whatever. and it would constantly be like, I. watched the first episode and then they. would start, [laughter] you know, it's. like, oh, great warm room.

>> It picks up. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Give it some time. >> [ __ ] watch it. >> [snorts]. >> What else, dude? >> Come on, Gersps. >> Oh, me. >> Do something. >> What you got? What What are you going to. eat? What are you going to eat after. this? You going to go get a big meal? Are you going to cook something in your. kitchen in your hotel room? >> Oh, what are you going to wear to the. premiere? I know you got a snazzy. outfit. >> Uh, okay. So, the. >> You are a super. >> Is this a dress up premiere? I was. curious. >> I will not be dressed up. >> Yeah, you're you're this what you're. wearing? >> Oh, that's Sod Soder hit me with one.

that stuck with me. He's like, "Dude, you always dress like you're the guy. coming from the hotel pool. >> in the lobby." I'm like, "Yeah, [ __ ]. That is exactly what I [laughter] look. like. >> Be comfy.". >> Um, I tried to pack my suit, but it. didn't fit. So, because I guess I got. like So, I'm just going to do just like. trousers and a. >> dress shorts. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Just like a you know, like a suit. without the blazer. >> Yeah. No tie. >> I remember the very first premiere that. I think it was like for Heartbreak Kid. I invited my parents to come to it. They.

had never been to anything like that. I. hadn't really been to anything like. that. Uh, and my stepdad was like, called me up and was like, "So, this. event, is this like pants or dress. shorts?" [laughter]. >> Man, I' I'd stick with the pants. probably. [laughter]. >> Dude, Heartbreak Kid has like my. favorite comedy scene. Me and Beaser. watch it all the time. It's when he's. escaping on the train. >> Oh, yes. >> And they pull him up and then just beat. his ass and throw him [laughter] out a. train for no reason.

>> Have you ever seen it? It's so good. I. love the ending of that movie, too. And. that ending was like something that I. think that on looking back on, I think. they were like thinking that was part of. the reason why maybe the movie didn't. catch on fire is because it was like too. dark. But I loved the ending of the. movie. I thought it was awesome. >> Movie rules. [clears throat]. >> But yeah, I don't know. I I wearing a. suit would have been crazy. This is. >> No, I woring a suit in Charleston, too. It's going to be hot as [ __ ] It doesn't. When it the sun goes down, it still gets. hotter. >> Yeah, fair enough. Also, this is a. premiere for like.

>> a thing I really care about. >> No one Yeah, but nobody does season 3. premieres. Really? >> You should do You should do full nude. >> Us doing a [ __ ] premiere. >> Full nude. >> I could dress you like Kanye's wife. >> You saran wrap you. >> That's how you should go. [laughter]. >> I've been to a few of these things. before. That's how you should do it. >> I'll wear a mask. I'll I'll dress like. Kanye. You dress like his wife. >> Okay. >> That'd be sick. >> Yeah. But uh Yeah. You're asking like golf. So, I've been golfing. >> How's it going?

>> It's incredible. >> Yeah. >> So, >> you're a big golfer. >> Yeah, I love it. >> And uh just trying to worm my way into. this like the you know, there's a lot of. like YouTube golfers. >> and no nobody's responding to my DMs, but [laughter]. >> really Yeah, >> you're DMing the YouTube hours. >> After this season, they will. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, we'll see. >> How long have you been golfing for? For. a while. >> Uh about three years. >> Oh, okay. Yeah. He's already You're. really good at it. >> Thanks. I I I played for like uh senior. year of high school. There was a course.

really close to us called Valley Forge. Golf Club where you could pay for like. play for five bucks and I got obsessed. >> You got to hope someone pukes on you. [laughter]. >> I'm going to get a [ __ ] round of. golf. >> You should uh you should There's a lot. of great golf courses around here. >> I know Brandon was telling me about. Yeah, Brandon golfs all the time. You I. go Brandon runs our company and I'll go. out with him and see how good he is. I'm. like, "Motherfucker, how many times are. you getting out here right now?". [laughter]. >> That is that is that is literally a. thing that plays in the back of my head.

>> No, it pisses me off how often he's. golfing. >> Yeah. Like, dude, I'm touring. I'm. [ __ ] dying. He's like, "Well, today. was a good day. I I went golfing and. >> I feel I feel inclined to lie about it. >> I I I when I moved here, I was going to. get inv I was, you know, that's the deal. here. Golf is and you know, my buddies. here are into it." And I was like, "Well, man, maybe I'll make it my thing. Maybe that'll be something." I just I. don't I'm not good at it. But I also, it. just takes so much time. I'm like, "Man, there's no way I have the energy to like.

give everything I need to to make this. good." But you know what? My my boy is. my son is getting into it. So that makes. me want to get out there more. But I. think I'm also just okay with going out. and being [ __ ] terrible, being at the. butt of everyone's jokes with every. [laughter] swing and then just getting. hammered the whole entire time. >> It's the best. >> We have a golf outing coming up. >> That's right. the. >> I don't golf. Yeah, you're gonna have to. keep your composure this time. >> You're gonna have to keep your composure. this time. >> He's I made him rage quit the uh Down. Syndrome fundraising. [laughter].

>> Oh, you rage quit. >> I wouldn't say rage quit. I said, "Please stop.". >> Wait, what was he doing to make Why did. you want him to stop? What was he doing? >> He was ramming my golf cart. [laughter]. >> He He show you. It's. >> very dangerous. >> It's It is dangerous, Danny. >> I was going so slow and I did it. I love. golf and we were doing. >> it was on the 18th. I I left 17th. >> Okay. I left you alone all day. >> So when we do this, I can't golf. So I. just I get a Bluetooth speaker and I a.

case go and I drink and just drive. around and bother people. >> Yes, that's that's what I Yeah. [laughter] I didn't know that you could. do that at these tournaments. You can. put I can do that. >> You shouldn't. >> I put on Flight of the Valkyries and. started [laughter] chasing him. He was. so [ __ ] mad. >> Immediate. I thought I thought it was. going to be a friendly tap. The first. tap like so light just tapped the back. of it and he was like, "Cut it out." And. I was like, "Well, now I'm I'm all over. >> now." Yeah. >> Checkmate. Immediate checkmate. I have. I've lost. >> He was with He was with Okconor in the.

cart and he's like, "I'm getting out.". And he gets out and Chris is like, "Don't get out." So, I'm just chasing. him. >> No, cuz Chris immediately You know what. it felt like? You know what it felt. like? It felt like when you you had a. friend growing up that that you were. like cool with and then all of a sudden. they're around other guys and they're. just different to you. >> Oh, I I've I've seen that. Shane, is. that what you were doing to him? >> No, that was what I felt like with. Chris, even though I love Chris and you. know that's not Chris. >> Chris would love that. He would love the. golf cart tap. >> He did.

starts getting into it and then I'm just. like I I don't want any parts of this is. going to tear up the fairway. It's it's. ridiculous. >> You're worried about Range End Golf. Course in Dillsburg? >> Yes. [laughter]. I got you greeds keepers. That's it's. you know you don't horse around like. that. It it takes a lot of work. So I. just wanted to out and then of course. that only you know it's just feeds the. beast. >> He was instantly I've never seen someone. get that angry that fast. I went I was. genuinely trying to be friendly. >> and I was genuinely saying stop it.

>> You said stop it right away. Yeah. >> Like a [ __ ] right away. >> How long did it take you guys to make up. after that? >> We didn't. He He stormed off. [laughter]. >> He still mad. >> So, it's a literally a fundraiser for. Down Syndrome. There's an event and. there's a bunch of people in the. pavilion like. >> I didn't know you were supposed to stick. around. >> They were excited to see the people from. Tires. Yeah. >> And Steve finishes the 18th hole, packs. his bag, walks straight to the parking. lot. My mom stopped him and was like,

"Aren't you going to come say hi?" And. he was like, "No." And then got in his. car. >> I think I've done enough today. >> Yes. And then he [laughter] got in his. car and drove to Philadelphia and didn't. say goodbye to anybody. >> I say GOODBYE TO YOU. HOLD on a second. [laughter] Hold on a second. That is. >> that's tech that's a rage quit. >> That hearing how you just. >> technically that is. >> technically that's a rage now. This is. one thing though that I did not know. Sean, you make you make me feel so bad. Sean's got his shirt over his nose. >> So I did not know that that that there's.

a whole hangout thing happening. afterwards. We all told you several. times. >> I don't Well, I don't recall, Shane. So, [laughter]. the point is, had I known that that was. a thing, then then it'd be a little bit. different. I I'm a little new to this. whole, you know, world cuz I got to Hold. on. >> It wasn't that fancy. It was in a. pavilion in Dillsburg, Pennsylvania. >> Well, whatever. I listen, I get how that. looks like a rage quit. I accept rage. quit. I accept the technicality of that.

You were you left because you were. ashamed of how you reacted to the joke. >> Yeah. No, I think you really want to be. aware of the situation. >> Absolutely not. I was frustrated with. you. >> Why? >> Because I said, "Please don't." Then you. did it. >> I did it twice. >> No, [laughter] you would stop it. >> Well, of course, Flight of the Valkyries. is playing. I was a case [laughter]. deep. >> But. >> everyone loved it. Everyone had a blast. >> I had this. >> Phil was laughing. Billy was laughing. Chris was laughing. It was fun. >> That's good. I'm glad everybody had a. great time. I'm excited for it. Then you. told my mom the [ __ ] off.

>> You need to work on a revenge plan now. >> No. Yeah. No. It's I'll lose that fight. >> You need to find your own song. Yep. Supercharge your go your golf cart. >> Pirates of the Caribbean. >> You would first of all, yes. But second. [laughter] of all, >> I would ask him what type of music he. listens to. He listens to Pirates theme. song while he drives. >> to the ride or to the movie. >> Oh, to to the movie. >> To the movie. >> Yeah. The Huns. just kind of cruise. through traffic. >> Yep. And have just really childlike.

fantasies about saving. >> people. It's great. [laughter]. >> Get in the zone, man. >> And he stops at stop signs. I've been in. that car, dude. 8second stop. Other. people are [laughter] like, "Go." And. he's like, "Go ahead.". [laughter] Going [ __ ] 10 miles an. hour. >> Uh but Oh, dang. What was I going to. tell you? Oh, yeah. I don't want to say it's so boring. I. gotta say it now. >> We got nothing. >> So, I I uh got invited to I probably.

shouldn't be talking about Glorios the. Eagles Autism [laughter] Foundation. They do so much for autism, but uh. [laughter]. invent this one. I I uh we'll probably. take out that Glory Hole stuff. >> Oh, yeah. >> Maybe we'll see. Are you all right with. >> I have no shame about it. I don't. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Should I? >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> yeah. That seems seems a little odd. >> really. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. It's.

>> See, I'll defend it. >> It's just pornography. [laughter] It's. pretty sort of I feel like it's sort of. run-of-the-mill. It's, you know, >> Anyway, let's get back to the Eagles. Autism Foundation. >> Uh it was So, I won closest the pin and. uh my one friend that I golf with was. like, "Did they give you cash?" Because. you know if they give you cash, you need. to give that right back to the. [laughter] charity, right? And uh I was. like, "No, I didn't know that.". >> No chance. >> But luckily, it was just a gift card to. the pro shop. So, >> I bought the gift shop uh that feels.

like you could keep that, right? They're. not thinking that you have to return. that. >> That's right. >> Yeah. >> But I'm glad he said something because. again, that would have been another. gaff. >> I feel like autistic guys could if they. locked in on golf, they'd be [ __ ]. good. >> I think a lot of them are. >> Yeah. Makes sense. You know what I've always. found peculiar is the uh if. >> down syndrome guys locked into Savannah. bananas, they'd be [ __ ] great. [laughter]. They do little league Savanas Bananas.

doing flips in the outfield. >> Yeah, I could Yeah, he's awesome. Guy. with like Down syndrome that just drains. threes. Yeah. No matter where on the. court overhead just [laughter]. drains it. It's wonderful. Those get me. Those make me cry. Back to the crying. things. Cry. >> kid with Down syndrome hitting a three. Whole high school gym going crazy. It's. the best. >> Yeah. >> Especially cuz the down syndrome kid has. zero [ __ ] humility. Hit [laughter] a. three.

It's so sick, dude. >> What were you about to say? Oh. Uh, I'm. sure it's an observation that's been. made before, but uh, the Tiger Woods, how, you know, people will say he's a. black golfer, but it's really like when. you look at the amount of Asians on. tour, it's staggeringly high. Like, I. feel like it's way more the Asian part. of him. >> Oh, that's an interesting take. >> Yeah, let's leave it. >> Nice talking with you guys [laughter]. right now. Very genuine racist.

>> How is that? >> Non- joking genuine racist comment. >> How is that racist? He is half black and. half Asian, right? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> And you're saying it's clearly the Asian. side of him that's successful. >> Let's look at the tours. [laughter] Let's look at the tours. Well, delete it then. But [laughter]. >> no, no, you're fine. You're fine. >> You see they own PGA. I mean, a guy did. get fired for that. For what? >> Commentator of the LPJ tour. He's like,

"It's him I or Kim or it's they're all. Koreans. [laughter]. >> You got fired for that. It's funny.". >> Yeah, it was back in the day. Yeah. But. uh anyway, I love when those announcers get fired. It's like the best the [ __ ] Kansas. City [ __ ] capital of the world. [laughter]. I said something earlier today. I didn't know uh my mic was on and uh. probably never going to put the headset. on again. Uh.

>> that feels like that would be the thing. you would probably have to specialize in. is knowing when the mic's on. It's not. off. That's your old gig, right? [laughter]. >> It was just it was B-roll before the. game of the field and you just hear the. announcer talking and for some reason he. says Kansas City [ __ ] capital of the. world when it cost commercial. It was. before the game. They told him in the. fifth inning. >> Oh, how good. How fun would it have been. to have been on that crew and just been. like knowing like, "Oh, he's gone. >> He's [ __ ]. >> He's out of here.". >> And then, uh, yeah, Castanos famously. hits a home run, made apology.

>> So, he's going, he's like, "To my. family, I'm sorry I let you down." And, uh, to my bosses who trusted me here. Sorry. Deep drive Castanos, [laughter]. it's 32 Cincinnati Reds. >> [snorts]. >> But the other one that's incredible is. uh those two dudes talking about the uh. Negro League Hall of Fame. They're like, "We went to the. They switched that word and the guy hits.

it.". >> This is something that happened. recently. >> Yeah. The guy drills it. >> Oh, wow. >> The other guy's body. >> What does his face look like when he. when he [clears throat] realiz it comes. out? >> Neither of them process it. The guy with. him's like, [laughter] "We did. We went. there. >> Yeah, cuz you know that's how they were. that's what they were calling it the. whole time they went there. That's why. [laughter]. they didn't think about. >> Yeah, they didn't think about it. They. didn't code switch. [laughter]. >> Have you ever seen that clip? >> No. >> It's unbelievable.

>> Yeah, >> I'll definitely watch it today. >> It's one of the biggest fuckups of all. time. Just pointing directly at the. camera. Go, we had a great day. We went. to the [laughter]. It's [ __ ] nuts. Those. boys got fired. >> We've been doing this long enough, huh? >> No, wait. >> Okay, nugget. [laughter]. >> Well, thanks for coming in here. Sorry. We were This is how we do this. >> I really like how you did. I feel like. we hit some uh hard-hitting topics here.

>> Yeah, >> I feel like it was uh What do you think. about Israel education? [laughter]. >> Let's get into it. Come on. Recharge the. batteries. Let's go. [laughter]. >> Uh all right. Bye. >> Thank you. >> Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane. Secret podcast on Spotify. >> Do it.