Ep 628 - Guys Trip 2022 (feat. Chris O'Connor & Billy)

Wow. Wow. Wes. >> Okay. The YouTube album that was on uh. the iPod. >> was on everybody's phone. Phil was. convinced that I downloaded that onto. his car cuz anytime he started his car, it played [laughter]. >> and uh the album art was like a guy. sucking another guy's dick. I don't know. if you remember that. >> No. >> The album art of the album that they put. on that YouTube was a guy kissing a. guy's. >> Was it really? >> Yeah, of course, dude. That's you too. >> I didn't know that. >> Yeah. >> Huge information. >> Yeah. The YouTube movement. >> Yeah. [snorts]. And [clears throat] Phil Phil thought it.

was me. Now some guys, not saying who. [laughter] think. Metallica is not as good as YouTube. >> Well, the original argument was November. Rain versus Enter Sam. November Rain, I. would say, but we were talking about. >> Well, the original. and then we all agreed, so we had to. find a musician. He's not that good. I'm. like, bro, >> bro, I didn't say that. >> You didn't He's not even that good. He's. not He's not like everyone like jerks. him off like he's some crazy guitarist.

He's like just like every other shredder. in the 80s. >> You said he wasn't top 20. >> He's not top 20. >> Yes, >> that was the beginning. >> That was my argument. That's literally. fair. >> Genesis. >> That's We already We settled the Prince. >> Prince Not 20 is a pretty fair. argument. >> in terms of guitar. I don't think you. had You didn't have an argument there. We entered into the argument of like if. if stuff's better musically as like a. musician. >> and then we got into somehow Enter. Sandman verse Guns and Roses. >> Yeah. That had nothing to do with that. conversation. >> It did. It sprung from it. What are you. talking about? >> Yeah. >> But it was talking about music. You said.

Enter Saman isn't as good as November. Rain. I said, "Dude, Enter Saman rules.". >> You definitely entered November Rain. into the argument. >> Yeah, cuz nobody would pick them. >> We're talking about Enter Samman. And I. was like, >> we didn't go from Prince to GNR. It was. just a new thing. >> No, it was all the same. It dude, it was. a musical. It was a musical debate. >> The debate was Enter Saman versus. what's it called again? >> November Rain. >> Yeah, exactly. Oh, appeal to authority. There it is. Their appeal to authority. heel argument. No, they could never see.

Aguilera better than Santana. Tell the. people you already you're already moving. the goalpost all around. It's crazy. It's almost like a girl tactic. >> I [laughter] don't see. girl tactics. >> Sandman. >> A good move in the debate. >> Or [laughter]. tactic is a great move. >> Or November. >> November Rain. Yeah, >> November Rain's better a better song. Ander Samman is. >> I November Rain. >> I will say that last night I came in on. the November rain camp. You were you. were out of. >> pound for pound and sand man's better. >> We listen to it.

>> literally like. Nate. >> November. You heard it for the first. time. >> Oh, the song's awesome. Hold on. >> Nate, you heard it's awesome. [laughter]. You heard that for the first time last. night? >> Yes. >> And then what happened when we player. Sandman? >> You heard it already, right? >> Which one? >> She doesn't even know. >> Enter Saman. Yeah, you heard it a. million times already. I wonder why. >> Yeah, that dude that you're you're I. look, I love you. I don't want you to go. back into those really waters you were. in last night. >> We've [clears throat] already covered. this. >> True,

>> guys. >> Yo, he for real. He was blown away. >> Insane, man. >> Nate was blown away by November. >> And man, Nate butt thinks Lupe is. better than Kanye. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, you do. You You did until I took. you to that concert. Yes or no? >> Yes or no? >> Yes or no? >> Yes or no? >> I love them both. Gard dog. >> Gardog, >> he loves Lupe. >> Backpack rap. >> I love Lupe. I love Lupe. He's He's one.

of my goats. But Kanye is the best. I. was about to make everybody mad. Say. Kanye's better than Beatles. >> Nice mic drop. [laughter]. >> Sick mic drop. >> Kanye better than Beatles. You got a. better argument than you two over. Metallica. >> You two Metallica. >> Second argument. >> You over Metallica. over the most. insane. >> Yeah, look, I'll take that. >> That's literally like the most appeal. >> I was riding high from November Rain. I. don't like Metallica. >> I don't either. >> And then. >> not that much. Like I don't ride. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> Who's a girl now?

>> Screaming about. >> Who's a girl now? I'm just saying who's. a girl now. Dude, >> I had screaming and crying last night. I. picked a horse. >> You screamed and cried last night. >> I backed. I said, "I'll let the little. boys handle this.". >> I backed a bad horse. I I was like, "Dude, you two is probably better than. Metallica.". >> We went track by track. Did I back. a bad. >> Judas? Dude, [laughter]. >> I literally saved you on the beach. I. literally pulled you off that. >> team. [laughter].

>> By the way, if you think we have teams, [laughter] if you don't think I'm just. sitting back and enjoying this, >> I mean, I understand the truth. Anybody. saying November rain ever ends or sand. man is a fool. >> and public boys. like the edges. >> often times fools dressed in a crowd. [laughter]. >> a lot of times fools are retards. >> and get pushed onto the ground and. everyone goes shut up fool. [laughter]. Now. >> my argument. >> remember when Mariano Remember when. Mariano Rivera ran out to uh November.

Rain? >> Uh no no no. >> That's right. Remember when uh. >> guys I can't believe. >> November collapses communism. [laughter]. >> remember yo when Virginia Tech when they. run out of tunnel you know how the. entire 100,000 stadium jumps up. >> You know something I like. Hey. >> I I swear to God it doesn't come close. >> dude. >> It comes pretty close after a goal and. hockey. That's a cool application for a. song to pump the crowd up is great. >> But as a great song cuz you can you can.

pump the crowd. >> You can listen to it in your car while. you're driving. You can do all kinds of. stuff. That's one specific thing for a. song to be used for. November Rain. So. many different cont. >> How come the musicians agreed? >> They were led by the way. >> How come the musicians that we will not. name? >> Two out of one. Two. Two for one. >> Two for one. >> Nate first time listener. November Rain. blew him away. >> He didn't choose. >> Yes, he did. >> I mean, if we put on Inner Sand Man for.

the first time ever, he heard a million. times already. It would have blown his. mind. >> I don't think it did, dude. >> He would have been literally one of the. Russians taking his uniform off and. being on someone's shoulders going, >> guys. People like different stuff. Nate. doesn't like. >> people like different stuff. People like. different stuff is the end of the. argument. >> Yeah, that's where it went. >> Then we can agree that we can agree is a. better then you said Edge is a better. guitarist than Kirk. >> Immediately took that back. Disgusting. >> That was a hail Mary. I was I was really. sw I was. >> And you guys you didn't take it back. You guys were talking about something.

else. What about Britney Spears and. Carlos Santain? >> I I said the Edge one. I did a. compilation and mid thing went this. sucks. >> Took it back immediately. You went. they're better because more people. listen to it. I said whoa, Bill. I said. now I got them where I want them. I said. Bill. >> that's how you're losing this argument. I can't believe you're losing this. argument. He was that was. >> you're losing a YouTube vers Metallica. argument. >> By his own logic, YouTube is technically.

better because they have more records or. whatever. >> They have more [laughter] records. It's. literally hard to lose this argument. >> You two is he was on the break and he. wouldn't admit it. I admit it when I'm. wrong. I go. >> some may argue why climb the highest. mountain [laughter]. and. >> why does YouTube beat Metallica? Not because it is easy. I argue that you. >> because [laughter]. God I could have went with Sabbath. I. could have went with Sabbath. >> Sabbath is Matt. You wouldn't have an. argument with Sabbath. >> What do you mean? >> We would agree with you. >> Yeah. Yeah. True. >> We're not We're not guys that go.

>> I was saying that back. >> would remember Coldplay. >> They're better than Metallica. >> You said Coldplay rocks. Coldplay does. rock. >> Coldplay does rock. >> They rock. >> But you too. Come on. >> Entertainment. >> I said if we were going things if we. were going by, oh, they're more popular. and they sell more. >> We were just going by what's better. That's not doing it. >> No, cuz that was your argument. His. argument was that they're more popular. on his behalf. Hold on. And then you. take it back. Take it back. Quiet for a. second. You said Britney Spears is. better than Carlos Santana. Britney. Spears is better than Carlo. You said.

that last night, >> brother. Like a woman. You hit I was. like [laughter]. >> like a woman. You look at me. >> You're a liar. >> Like a woman. You look. [laughter]. >> like you were like Edge is better than. Kirk Hammet. And I was like, dude, that's just not true. I put you in the. dirt on that. And then you were like, "What about uh you laughing?". >> Uh I laughed. >> Your eyes started darting around. >> Not true. I looked at I went, "Fuck, this guy sucks. [laughter]. This guy sucks." And then I said the. whole thing, my whole argument was like,

you were basing on appeal to authority. and I said, "Bill, >> appeal to authority." You were saying. you, too. They're the most appeal to. authority band in the world. They were on everybody's making redones. for money. They were on everybody's. phone. The whole way I was saying is. musically I was like they're better. musicians than Metallica. That was my. >> and I died on that hill cuz I. >> Bono against Hetfield. You think. Bono is a better singer than Headfield, bro. >> Well, it depends on who has more range. Now you're I'm. >> Heatfield. >> I I guess you know this.

>> master. sleep. >> He every dude, every one of his songs. sounds exactly. >> and Bono weirdly whispers into. the mic. >> Bono has more of a vocal range than. hell. >> He doesn't. He does. Literally doesn't. He does. And then he said edge over. edge. >> And I immediately laughed and said back. as soon as I saw the compilation you. said. and Britney Spears are better than. Carlos Santana. You got to live with. that. >> You were trying well yes by those. metrics I believe. >> I got to walk that back. >> You got to take. I'm taking my L. You have to take that. L.

>> I'll answer. >> You flopped on that. You almost. lost the worst debate of all. >> The reason the reason it got to there. because I said dude they're just better. It's not even competition. And you guys. are like but why? But why? I was like it. they're they are. >> you said they're better than Carlos. Santana. >> I was getting double team revoked. >> No, you can't revoked. You were. in the middle of the double teaming you. were taking. >> The Kame was a wild card too. You would. just hop in and scream. >> I was like part of this. I was you had.

your own argument. >> You were arguing. Chris. Just so you know, you were. arguing alone. >> against no one. >> No, I wasn't part of this. >> You were sitting at the bar. If you were. sitting at the bar, you would look over. with your white eyes and your red face. and you would go, >> "Yeah, it would go, "Holy I forgot. Chris was here.". >> It was a different conversation. >> I know. You were having your own. >> It was a different conversation. [clears throat and laughter]. >> I supported in the bullp. You were. having your own battle. >> This is a misrepresentation. battle. And you always do this. Anytime. I talk about Prince, you hijack it. And.

you take it too far. >> I didn't take it too far. >> Anytime I discuss. >> there was 2,000 artists that I believe. are better than Prince. >> That's taking it too far. >> Yeah, that's correct. That's false. And. I began today started I started the year. 2000 like 15 year through the top. thousand from 2000 was Prince is not top. 10. >> and then my only ally in the argument is. always you and you jump in and you say. he's not top 2000. Then I got to go. Now I got to ride with this guy. It's American. He's like Creed better.

than Prince. And I got to go. >> am I wrong? >> Creed Creed bangs. >> [laughter]. >> 311 better than Prince and I got to go. >> and I got to go. >> You've had to fight too many times. >> I know the battle. I've listened to. every single. It's current. >> I've had this battle that many times. >> I know. But that's what makes you. gunshy. You know what I mean? That's why. you'll say he's outside the top 10. And. I'm telling you, >> he's outside the top 10. It's worse than. that. >> You think he's not top 20,000 and.

>> I don't think so. >> Matchbox 20s. [laughter]. >> Matchbox. It's easy. Matchbox. This is where we're. we're wrong. You're you're wrong about. that. >> How? >> Cuz Prince is better than Matchbox. honey. >> By what metric? >> Every single possible metric. >> No. >> There's not one metric. >> Hit songs. >> Yes. >> You think Prince has. >> Yes. We could look at Billboard's top. hit songs. Prince has more than that. >> Back to the popularity thing. >> Well, you just said hit songs. >> See what happens when they start dancing. around. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold.

on. Hold on. Time out for one second. Time out for one second. Anyone else? I'm out. called timeout hits. You. literally [laughter] you literally just. said hit songs and then I said. this hit songs [laughter]. >> this and you said now you're bringing up. songs. >> No, no, no. That's not what I said. >> Okay, let's do it again. >> I was saying hit songs. I'm talking. about songs. Songs that they've made. that you like genuinely love listening. to. >> That's the definition of a hit song. >> Yeah. Like I think Matchbox 20 I think.

has like hit songs that you would like. play and. >> hit song. >> Yeah. So, a popular song, that's what a. hit song is, >> I guess. I didn't mean it that way. I. didn't mean it. I didn't mean it in the. in the like a billboard billboard top. bangers. >> No, but it hits home. [laughter]. >> Yeah. We're going to have to. >> We're going to strike. >> We're going to have to. >> That's [laughter] fine. We play in a. couple seconds. >> Yeah. But I love that. I love that. argument. Name a hit song. You mean like.

a Billboard top one? No. You're bringing. up hit songs. >> No. No. I mean like you know you mean. bangers by bangers. So it's push you. around. >> I want to push you. What other Oh. >> yeah. >> Santana in Matchbox 20. >> Zach Lab was nasty. >> Rob Johnson or is it Rob Johnson? Rob. Thomas. >> Rob Thomas. Yeah. >> I met him one time backstage. >> I snuck backstage. >> Actually I'm a big Game of Love fan too. >> I always thought Rob Thomas looked like. the guy who cuts the guy's dick off in.

Game of Thrones. He does look exactly. [laughter]. >> exactly like him. >> I can't Spud. >> Spud, Rob Thomas, and the guy who cuts. the guy's dick off. >> I feel more like. >> different stages of their lives. >> You know, that guy's had an incredibly. brutal life. >> Rob Thomas had like the worst life ever. I've read his. >> You can hear it in his music. >> No, he got he had like a really. [laughter] he had a very up. horrible terrible. >> more than I can hear. He had like a. terrible like horrible home life and. then like he started a band that never.

worked out for a long time. It's just. like, "Hey guys, you had a tough time.". >> Trying to know. >> No, I was listening to it. Sexual. deviant. He [laughter]. >> No, I never said that. >> He said sexual deviant. >> He's sexual deviant. >> No, he just had if you read his. Wikipedia, it's like an unbelievably. horrible. >> He tried to start a band and it didn't. go so good. >> I think he got like by a manager. It was he just had like hardship after. hardship. >> He's talking about parents. Not Rob. Thomas. >> Rob Thomas. >> Yeah, he's talking about Rob Thomas. >> Rob Thomas isn't a sexual deviant. >> as far Rob Thomas a sexual deviant. >> I don't know.

I want to keep track of the. conversation. >> He listens to this podcast. >> I've [laughter] never said I. >> Chris Oconor called you. >> and I'm the only one defending him. against Prince. >> You're saying [laughter]. >> So what do you think he's going to. >> I bet you Rob Thomas would be like, "Dude, Prince is better.". >> He says, "I didn't cut the guy's dick [laughter]. off in Game of Thrones. Not a sexual. deviant. Prince is probably better.". >> It was good. I I love a good sport, though. That was good sport. >> Nothing fires me up. People People. People People People People People. People People People People seem to get. mad at me every time I I I delight in I.

delight it. I I love it. I love seeing. guys get going like that. >> I entered the argument last night. laughing. I was having a good time and. then I got sucked into it. Next thing I. knew, I was having a good time. >> It took me an hour and a halfame fully. caffeinated. >> You were caffeinated though. >> I know. And the conversation. conversation kept going. >> Next thing I knew, I was just like, "You. two, I love you, too.". >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> I was going to sleep like, "How did that. happen to me?" I I told myself it. wouldn't work. I got sucked in. >> I [laughter] know. >> Huh?

>> Text the group chat. >> Yeah. >> No more arguing. Yeah. >> Shane Thanos. >> I love it. >> He's inevitable. >> Yeah. Somebody's going if if you're on. beach trip, there's going to be a. blowout argument. >> Nah, that was nowhere near sand. >> Sand. That was Sand. >> The real Sand Conor almost got physical. on that one. [laughter]. >> Our argument did not almost get. >> scared my dad. >> You do you were dominating scared when. he got there. him maybe, but I. >> No, I remember him going. >> I I filmed it. I have. >> You were doineering over your screen.

>> No, it wasn't. I was on the other side. of the counter. >> You walked over. I remember everything. from the last few. You know that. I do. remember. And you know that. I remember. >> You do over him. You stood over and. you're like, I don't give a I have. a degree. >> I said that from the other side of this. counter. >> No. No. You walked over. >> when I said when I said that I don't. care who your uncle is or whatever. >> No. I I remember there were two chairs. real quick. He kept going, "My uncle. works for Hallebertton or something.". >> No, my uncle doesn't work for. Hallebertton, please. [laughter]. >> I don't know. >> No, the owners of Spade was talking. about. >> I think they were Hallebertton came up.

>> Spade was talking about Hallebert and. how they get oil out of the ground. I. will say those hunks. >> have nothing to do with the sand. >> Yeah. Those hunks that were. >> this Hallebertton they were. bringing up. >> The the hunks that were giving us our um. umbrellas. >> Yeah. >> They're pouring a lot of water on that. pole. >> Well, they were digging deep down to. what do you think? What was the argument. with the sand? >> Compacted sand. >> Yeah. If you pour water on sand, does it. get. >> stronger or weaker? >> Stronger. >> Weaker. >> How so? >> Oh, once it dries. >> Here's here's the part of the argument.

Here's the part of the argument you're. missing. Here's the part of the argument that. you're missing with the sand argument. Chris was filling up a single bottle of. water, pouring it down one at a time. >> No. No. That's now Now you're moving on. You were filling one of these up. No, that's not true. How do you watch sand? I remember everything. What? How do you. build a wet sand castle? >> What do you mean? >> Like when you do a drippy castle, that's. way different than just a pile of dry. sand. >> It's the same thing. There's just water. in it. >> So So doesn't absorb. It just hold water. gets trapped between it. >> pretty much. I mean it's sand's like one.

of the smallest rock. >> No one said it absorbed. >> Chris, >> does it hold together better? >> Yeah, for sure. >> Yeah. >> And then Chris, can I ask you? >> Pretty simple. >> You pour you pour water on sand, what. happens to it? >> It does cohhere. Yes, for sure. >> Chris, can I ask you It's not rocket. science. And I had to I had to have this. battle for 5 hours. >> Chris, can I ask you something? >> Hallebertton comes up. >> Chris, what can I ask? >> 3:00 a.m. 3:00 a.m. is a great Matchbox. 20 song. Rox. I knew you were looking. [laughter].

>> Hold on. Can I ask you something? >> Yeah. >> You're telling me you were not filling. up water in a [laughter] water bottle? >> It was a It was a bigger water bottle. >> It was bigger. And then when this went. down the pole, all the water. expanded the hole and pushed the hole. out more. >> I compacted the sand with my foot and. then I poured water on top of that and. then I compacted it again. >> Yeah, water does something to sand for. sure. >> Yeah, >> but it's not worth filling this up. >> But at the at the where we were on the. beach, >> it also kept the umbrella from tipping.

over. No one gives a about that. results. >> It was pouring water onto the beach. >> No, no one gives a about the. result. >> They get the thing. They just they kept. talking to me about you can't you can't. you can't build a foundation on sand all. this stuff that I never was even talking. about. >> it was that debate still open because it. does water does something to sand. >> I not tonight.

>> yeah but this was zero wet sand this is. pouring a. >> No slight bottle of water. >> slightly wet like soupy not soupy sand. >> I know but you wereing Yeah, I'm almost. making that sand soupy. Chris, >> you're saying I was I I should put more. water and then that would have been a. soupy water soup. >> This was nothing. If you walk up to that. beach right now, >> you would have done the same thing. If I. put a big bucket of water on it, you go, "It's too much water. It's soupy." And. you. >> Chris, I supported it. I actually stayed. out of this argument. [laughter] I was. delighted to watch it happen cuz I. remember when you were filling up one of.

these in the ocean. Now all of a sudden, the bottle got bigger. We got a case of. Big Waters. >> for the first time ever. >> I remember everything from B Trip One. It was literally water bottles. It was. 100%. >> He said Chris Chris. >> and you guys are also changing army. You. You were saying water does nothing. >> I didn't say that. >> It's not going to help. >> I never said that back and forth. >> I never said that once every 30 minutes. >> 30 minutes. That's how long. We were at. the beach today. You think it took 30. minutes to get to the water and back? >> That's the real argument. [laughter].

>> The situation is at the top of dry. [laughter]. >> We're at the top. Too much water. You. got too much water in the sand. [laughter]. >> We're at the top of the beach here. Powdery dry. >> Is completely powdery dry. >> Yeah. >> Chris is sticking one of these bottles. without a doubt into the ocean. And I'm. sitting next to Spud. We're down by the. ocean. >> And Spud goes, "That's not going to do. anything." And I was like, "You should. tell Chris." Cuz I knew.

the second. >> he tells Chris, "We got a ball game. [laughter]. now. Then once Chris, it's my favorite moment. of beach trip. Chris with with a bottle. of water in the ocean that he's going to. walk back up to the umbrella to pour on. the base of the umbrella. He goes, "Oh, yeah. Okay. Why is that?" [laughter] And as soon as. I I went, "We got it. We got one." Now I. I got. >> I'm glad that you said that because it. started. It's not going to do anything.

is the argument. >> It's a It's. The opening statement was spud. >> I look at Spud. I say. >> I'm going to leave. You guys are going. to be arguing about [laughter] something. else in one hour. >> Came back. We're talking about. Hallebertton building sand. >> like building on top of sand. >> I did. I didn't bring up. >> We're arguing about that where the water. table is. We're arguing about. everything. Now, the truth is. >> Chris, you are right in my opinion. This.

is my opinion. >> Yeah. >> That. >> that would help pack the sand. Yeah, if. you weren't pouring more than this and. walking back and forth, which is a giant. waste of time. >> It's not that far. It's not that far. How far was it today? How far was it. today? Today, we both know today is. different than 5 years ago. We know the. hurricane. We know the hurricane when we. were here. The way that things move. It's like now. I'm filling up a thimble. I'm walking. two miles back and forth. It's like.

Chris. Chris. No, you're right. 20 ft. away. You're right. You're right. It was. an office. It was an office water cooler. water bottle. >> It was gigantic and it was terrible. If. >> you want me to be extremely honest, >> packed it down. It did work. >> Chris, you're right. You're right. Matchbox 20 is better than Prince. [laughter]. You were You were filling up a 50. >> gallon bottle of water. >> Extremely honest. I'm glad you were. pouring it out. You were also squeezing. it as hard as you can and crinkling it. up. >> You squeezed it and crinkled it. [laughter]. >> That's And it was one of these water. bottles. >> I mean this.

>> That's in real time changing discussion. [laughter] Now I'm going to have a. crinkle giving you a mental picture. Bill is the Italy of that. All right, I got Bill on my side. He. goes, just so you know, you're crinkling. it and I got to go. Yeah, you're. crinkling it. >> That'll get be filled up again. >> I'm just No, I'm just saying like that's. what you do. A little water bottle like. this and filling it up. It wasn't any. bigger than this. It was this big. >> So sand. Not enough water. >> It was a feudal It was just completely. useless. It was completely useless. >> Just enjoy the beach. >> It was useless other than the fact that. it worked.

>> In theory, it would have r It worked. You had with or without the. >> I got all I got I got they ran the. gamut. The wind stopped like all this. stuff. They just couldn't admit that. >> You think the water worked? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You think pouring a this amount of water. on the base? >> Many times. It was back and forth. >> Yeah. >> Maybe three. >> You gave up cuz you knew it was. ridiculous. >> Well, I got caught in the middle of an. argument. But you did. >> I couldn't keep But you did stop. I. didn't stop. >> But you did stop. How many times do you. think you went? >> You had to keep doing it cuz it wasn't. >> I would say I would say at least was.

like. 7 to 10. >> You think you did seven to 10 trips from. the ocean? >> It's not that far. It's not that far. >> It was a long beach. [laughter]. >> It was a long bus. The beach was almost. two times. >> Look like Normandy. [laughter]. >> It was crazy. You were ducking. You were. falling. Your sound was giving out. You. were. >> Hanks. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Also, Chris, when you tell me you took. 10 trips, >> I think easy. >> You think you took 10 trips? >> You think I wouldn't in the face of. this? Why did you have to take 10 trips?

>> Someone goes, "That's not going to work. You don't think I'm doing 10 at least?". >> 10 trips. >> But why did you have to take 10 trips? >> I talked about it for 6 hours. I'm going. to make more trips. >> Did the umbrella stay after the water? >> Yes. >> Why did you have to stood before the. water is what it did? It didn't. It. didn't. It didn't. It fell over. Almost. got blown away. >> Almost. >> Yeah. >> You count Phil caught it. Phil caught. it. Phil caught it. >> Phil caught it before it blew away. But. why did you have to keep filling it up. and. >> podcast is nuts? [laughter].

>> Well, I had to debate surround it in. >> the greatest debate. >> The country needs another debate. >> We're back to the debate. [laughter]. >> Somebody wake up, please. >> What was your favorite part from the. trip of the trip? >> Uh, I swear to God, the argument last. night was probably my favorite part. >> Really? >> I love it. I love a beach a. beach argument. >> Yeah. My favorite is probably having a. catch with my friends. Having a catch. with my friend. >> Having a catch is nice. >> Yeah, >> but the stingrays jumping. >> That was crazy. I thought they were.

shadowing. >> or eye floaters. >> I wish those guys. >> I also there was a really great moment. and I experienced this personally, but. >> because there's a lot been a lot of like. F-15s and stuff flying over. We saw. Chinuk. That was pretty cool. >> Chinuk was nice. >> And then. >> there was a pack of four what I thought. were. >> crazy. >> navy planes, Air Force planes. >> ripping down the beach. Turns out Turns. out there was just pelicans. Just four. pelicans. Nate thought it was a duck. >> They do it every day. >> That's great. >> Nate literally thought the pel was. probably my favorite moment. A pelican.

laying in the water and Nate goes, "Yeah, that's a big ass duck.". [laughter]. >> God damn it. Trying so hard not to be. racist. [laughter]. >> I liked watching Nate enjoy the beach. >> Nate enjoying the beach is very nice. >> Nate's might be pure salt life now. >> No, I'm think I was watching the the. salt life gears changing. He sat down and pissed in front of a. family. >> family [laughter]. photo. Nate's sitting taking a piss [laughter]. >> in one foot of water in life,

dude. >> That is solid. >> That is solid. [laughter]. >> It's an inch of water. >> Couldn't have been more obvious. Families are probably texting their. friends like these Somali. [laughter]. [laughter]. >> How do they figure out? Dude, did you. know that this place is where they film. Truman Show? >> Yeah, you were saying that. >> It's crazy. >> Yeah, it makes I don't know. >> Makes sense. >> As soon as you said, I was like, "Yeah, it makes perfect sense.". >> That's crazy. >> That is pretty nice. >> Just to shift gears.

>> True. >> It's a [laughter] good gear shift. This. is a w This is kind of a wild town. >> It's cool. >> Very cool. >> It is cool. But we like it here. >> Yeah. True. >> Yeah. >> Well said. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We won't get We won't say where it is. >> Yeah. Don't worry. I'll defend you. >> Yeah. It's more popular, dude. I think. Britney Spears is better than. >> I defend you. >> Had him on the ropes. The track by track. was devastating. >> I swore. >> the track by track was devastating. >> I lied. [laughter]. >> Listening on the beach and just going. track by track and being like, "Fuck.".

>> Yeah. >> It's domination. >> Yeah. There's no comparison. >> What's that? Aamenon. How do you say his. name? >> Aamen. Yeah, that is Metallica. >> That was the coolest I've ever. seen. >> That's where I jump off the train. >> I don't like Metallica like that. I. don't think they're that. If you were to. just go all bands of all time, they are. just in my opinion. >> Yeah, >> they're not that good at all. >> Who's better? >> Everyone's got opinions, bro. >> I would say, well, you're back to your. other part now. You're Britney Spears. over Santana. I would go [laughter].

>> Metallica here. >> Yeah, I I would genuinely, but I really. don't like I don't like metal. That's. the thing for me. It's tough. I don't. like them at all. >> I mean, you can even. >> You don't like them, you still have to. pick them. >> But yeah, they have more songs that I'. like, okay, this is kind of a slammer. than Prince obviously. Yeah. >> Bench, >> but now we're talking sub top like. >> sub 50. What did he say? >> Bench 315. You literally need to listen. to Kill them all. >> What' he say? >> Bench 315. If you could bench 315, you. would like Metallica. >> You have to. [clears throat]. >> There's way better metal for lifting, dude.

>> Kill them all, >> bro. >> I'm sorry. Metallica's like it's kind of. soft for metal. Metallica is kind of. soft for metal. It is, dude. Just is. death tones. Real lifters. Death tones. Come on, bro. >> Tony. Hey, look. >> You want to be SoCal so bad. You want to. be SoCal so bad, bro. >> Death. Hey, >> Mighty Money. Guilty as charge. >> I'm a mighty Mighty Ball Tones guy. >> They rock. [laughter]. >> Mighty Boston. I'm just saying Metallica. I I don't think is in the pantheon of. like the greatest of great band. They're.

they're super successful. More power to. them. >> Moscow. >> CIA put them. >> Moscow. [clears throat]. >> CIA put them there. CIA put them there. >> and then we did Russia. We used them to. do Russia. >> You are coming up with CIA put them. there. >> No, I didn't. That's that was a fact. CIA selected the. >> Why did the CIA put them there? >> Someone was telling me that literally on. the. >> No, we just said that. >> So, who said that? >> Drunk Chris said that to you and he just. made that up. >> Well, I think that I think I think he's. on to something with that. >> No, I mean it's a fair choice. We. brought a bands to Moscow. Obviously the. CIA probably did that.

>> Exactly. >> But. >> they're kind of I said before they're. responsible for that war heard. >> If you want to fment If you want to. ferment unrest in If you want to fment. unrest in a communist, >> you drop what there [laughter]. >> you enter the Sandman. >> You enter Sandman. You go fellas. I know. you go what do you think of the Eastern. block? >> And then you said Bulls on parade would. probably do just as good as any. >> Yeah. Yeah. And to be fair, the rap the. rap part would have kind of blew it. >> Yes, it would. Obviously,

>> but there was other bands that could. have rocked Moscow. That was a captive. audience. >> Other bands other bands did do that. >> Who else rocked it? >> It was uh a bunch of bands did that. concert. >> Who else? But enter Sam was the moment. It was they met the moment. Yeah, >> I think Sabbath was on that. Really? >> I think a bunch of bands. >> Russians are gigantic. Russians are. metal. [laughter] But when you put. Metallica enter sand in Moscow, >> that rocks. I've said before that video. rocks. >> I promise. I challenge anyone to find me.

a better concert moment than that. >> That I mean it's historically it's. amazing. >> So that puts them in my mind in the. pantheon of. >> rock titans. >> Yes. Obviously has to, >> dude. In terms of like bands I can put. on and be like, damn, these guys rock. I. can listen to all their songs. You. listen to two Metallica songs, you're. done for a month. Bench 350. >> Come on, dude. [laughter]. >> I don't know, man. They got some really. nasty. That is good ones. >> That's nasty. That's nothing else. matters. >> We can do the presidential fitness test. right now.

>> I'd whoop that ass. >> That's my president. [laughter]. >> I don't run. >> That's my president. >> I don't run. >> I'm talking we nothing but the police. [laughter]. >> We can run. We can swim. We can do a lot. of stuff. >> I don't run from nothing. >> I'm just saying, dude. I'm just saying. like there's so many. >> If you listen if you listen to. Metallica, you'll never run, dude. You'll go, dude. I face death, dude. I'll fight the. >> fight. If I listen to you two, I'm. sprinting like this. >> That was a proven point. >> You're going to go, "Oh my god, there's. a moth." [laughter].

>> If you listen to Metallica, you go, "Dude, somebody's entering my house. I'm. going to follow. >> and then kill myself before.". >> Now, if you listen to Metallica, [laughter] you say, "Fuck, someone's in. my apartment." What the. >> You say, "I'm going to stand on my. ground in my apartment. Mom, dad, get. down." [laughter]. You got to go to school. >> I just don't think but that video is. sick. And that video was the first time. I swear to God I went, "Damn, this. kind of rocks.". >> Yeah. >> But that's it for me. It's like if if. I'm chilling, the last thing I'm. thinking about is putting on James.

Headfield in large. >> Nobody Nobody chilling. If you're. chilling and popping Metallica, you are. a weirdo. [laughter]. >> For sure. But it's designed for what. it's that's like being like. >> fireworks. It's a fireworks. You're. like, I'm not going to chill and just. light off a firework. >> if you're a beast. >> Of course you're not. The honestly the. exact correlation of the same guys who. chill and put on Metallica. >> chill and go, >> I'm going to let a fire work at 2:45 in. the afternoon. >> But when you need fireworks, you go,

"Bro, that's fireworks.". >> I think See, now we're talking about. lifting rap. I think rap's better for. lifting than Metallica. >> If I'm going to get pumped, I'm going. rap. If I go. >> I can't listen to rap anymore. It's. because you you're like rotted to the. core with races. [laughter]. >> It's got so deep. >> It's just it just doesn't speak to me. anymore. >> As a you. >> Till I Collapse on the lifting playlist. You're not doing till I collapse. >> No. >> Come on, bro. >> I'm not a real slim guy. >> Come on, dude. >> No. Till I collapse.

>> You keep doing. the 350. The rap stopped probably 24. 25 and I was just like man. >> When were you benching 315? Were you. trying to get off the floor? [laughter]. >> I would say three years ago maybe. [laughter]. >> You did the PA first. I'm just firing. back. >> I'm just here. >> Pure USDA. >> I'm [laughter] just here. >> No chips on this table. Poker being the.

only reason. That was a good one. The. only reason I lift is for Oklahoma. drills. We'll do Oklahoma drills and. that's the fitness test. >> Come on. Here's what you do. You do you. do you do a bandwidth this wide and go I. could beat you with that. It's like. cool. >> What? >> I'm talking let's run the gamut. Let's. do the Olympics. >> Talk about running the gamut. >> I'm talking about let's go. crazy. Let's spread it. Let's go. >> Talk about let's go crazy. >> You have Dude, >> you're talking to me right now. You have. someone who's so on your ass and you. have no idea.

>> Poss like the Russian in Rocky right. now. just came third place in a. bodybuilding competition. That's your. true enemy. >> Not my we build each other up. I'm not. like CIA. I wouldn't go tear I wouldn't. go tear Russia apart. >> He burnt a bodybuilding shredded. I was. still beat on the beach. >> I know. That's crazy. >> Hello. >> You threw the PA. I didn't throw any P. >> You did throw PA first. >> You started. >> the 315 bench. When you're losing an. argument that bad. >> is crazy. >> You lost that argument so badly.

[laughter]. >> What? >> Dude, you blew it, dude. It was. Metallica versus you two and I I heard. you losing it. Chris I heard Chris. jumped in screaming. I had to I had to. call downstairs. I said, "What the. is going on?". >> I was behind enemy lines. You went to. sleep. >> Yeah. >> You retreated. >> No, I went upstairs. You retreat. >> Don't ever hit me again, dude. Don't. ever [laughter]. >> You retreated on guys. >> You hit me again. Now listen twice. Now. I'm going to join, man. We're going to. literally [laughter] shave your head. >> We're going to humiliate you if. you kill myself.

>> You will. You will. [laughter]. If don't make me join Matt, dude, we'll. make you die. >> Go ahead. >> I went upstairs and I laid down nice and. loud. >> And I heard screaming downstairs and I. was like. >> a lot of people that was it was. unbelievably loud. >> We were talking loudly. >> People were screaming. Once I heard the. kiss man testosterone once I heard the. kiss man go from the bar to the couch. >> Dude, I was like, "Yeah, [laughter]. >> and I had to call and go, >> what's the situation?" I was like, >> I would call downstairs. a guitar for band. [laughter].

>> I call downstairs, go, yo, what the. are you screaming about? He goes, okay, this is what I'm saying. [laughter] He's. is you two a guitar forward band? And I. was like, yo, it's my favorite argument. I've ever heard. [laughter]. >> That almost got you out of the room. >> I almost came downstairs, bro. 1:00 a.m. someone going, "You dude is not a. [laughter] guitar forward band.". And somebody else be like, "Fuck you, pussy." No, dude.

>> That's what I love, dude. >> My favorite part was genuinely pulled up. the compilation and I have no idea if. Edgy pulled up. And it was. >> I go, "Here we go. Check it out." And it. was just like, "Come on, Edge." And I. even jumped ahead and it was like, "Fuck.". >> That made me laugh. I was like, "Come. on. >> Damn it, Edge. >> Damn it.". >> I was just assuming. I'm like, "This. guy's got to shred." I didn't realize. the Edge had solo projects. >> Oh, really? >> Wait, [laughter]. >> yeah, dude. Those are actually fire. [laughter].

>> I listen to Edge all the time. >> Edge. >> You think you know me, >> dude? I stay edging. [laughter]. >> Yeah, that one that really sucked my. battleship. I was like, >> Is it acoustic or is it. >> It's just like top 10. You would think. like top 10 moments. Shred. Shred. Shred. Dude, I p the first one on was. for real like just a try just like a. decord like I'm like okay here we. go hit again and it was just like he it. was just bad. >> Did he have the yellow like translucent. Oakleys on or.

>> No, that's Bono. >> That's Bono, bro. >> I thought the edge did that too. >> I think he just had sies. >> Bono would not allow him to wear. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> right. He'd be feeding the world. He'd. be like, "Actually, that's my thing.". >> Yeah, Back up. I just sending. pictures of you two to the group. They. if you Google pictures of you two, you. go, these are literally the lamest. dudes. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Of all time. Cold Cold Play butt. you too. >> That they're they've been disqualified. Their last album, they had emojis in the.

title of their last album. >> I swear to God, >> bro. Track for track. >> Coldplay recently sounds like you too to. me. >> Early Coldplay, I go, "All right, I. with that.". >> Coldplay has been You too. there. Do you. ever listen to Coldplay's newest newest. album? >> Yeah. Every day. >> I actually probably listen to it the. most out of anyone here. It's It's real. funny. Like you listen to it, you're. like, "Whoa.". >> What? Pick your phone up, dude. Excellent. >> Yo, listen to you. >> The edge. >> Oh, you can't. >> The worthy man.

>> It's magnetic to the table. >> It's a magnet. >> Oh, here you go. Oh, >> The edge. Oh, he wore like the Under. Armour cold gear like cap like head cap. I don't know anything about YouTube. That's my problem. I argued for them and. I don't know much about them. >> I honestly forgot their guitarist's name. for your. >> I don't think it's the edge. I think. it's just. >> It's just Edge. >> Yeah. Yeah. If you say the Edge, it's. >> Yeah. >> uncou. >> Yeah. >> Thank you. [snorts] Thank you. You ever. see those videos? [laughter].

>> Thank you, African Rose, >> man. Let's switch gears and just get. >> What's going on in the world? That's a. funny It's a victory. I. >> I have no idea what's going on. >> Doesn't matter. I was in the Wawa and. this kid was low balling out on. Facebook Marketplace and hit him with, "Can we buckle down and get serious?". It's the greatest thing I've ever heard. in my life. >> That's nice. [laughter] What was he. trying to buy? You have no idea. >> Pickup truck. >> Yeah, >> we buckled down and get serious on this. >> It's also what I do. I just hit.

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can't see. Yo, Bluetooth. Mind and body. San Jose, please come. It's coming August 6. I think it's next. weekend or Yeah, maybe. I don't know. August 6th and 7th, I believe. San Jose, California, please come. Please come, please. Charleston, South Carolina, August. 8th. >> 7th or 8th? >> No. >> Oh, yeah. It's the same weekend. It's.

the same weekend. >> Seventh or eth. >> We'll find it. Here we go. >> August 8th, Charleston. >> What kind you up to over there? >> I'm looking at the edge. [laughter]. >> Let me see the edge. >> edging. Let's see this guy. >> Look at him, >> dude. >> He doesn't look like a douchebag. >> I thought it was Under Armour. I thought. it was I thought it was a dude. >> That's actually a sick That's Matt's. next look. >> I mean, >> but he actually just has the thinnest. beanie of all time,

>> dude. That's. a legend, bro. That's a Oh, look at. >> my legend in the. >> I take it back. >> Okay. Edge is a man. >> I haven't seen him in a while. He does. look sick as [laughter]. back with a. >> Yeah, now that's good. But. >> there Yeah. I didn't I didn't know he was. going to be such a beast. >> Bono is so gay. >> Yeah. >> Feed the world, bro. >> I literally don't like Bono as a dude.

>> Yeah, this man, >> dude. >> You two over Metallica is nuts. >> I'm saying whatever to listen to. I. swear to God, if I had to do YouTube's. hits, like the two songs that I like. versus Metallica, I would genuinely pick. the YouTube song. one. Still haven't found what I'm looking. for. >> Yeah, >> there's my only two you two songs I. know, [laughter]. >> but I like those songs. One. >> Streets Have No Names. >> Yeah, >> Streets. They played on the beach. It. kind of stunk on the beach. >> Yeah, we we we went. >> We went for. >> You can't listen to You two under. attack. >> Ah, yeah. True. It's a private matter.

>> You can listen to Metallica under. attack. I will. >> You can go I defend this with my life. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it's it's literally. fighting your interlocutors. Yeah. >> True. [laughter]. Going going from Chris going from. sitting on the beach blasting for whom. the bell tolls during a thunderstorm at. night on the beach in Florida lightning. >> I'm with you. >> like crazy. >> I'm with you. >> Going inside and hearing people say you. two is better.

>> I mean, what are we talking about? >> It's going to ruffle your feathers. >> What do we do, Nate? You were out there. for that. >> It was incredible. If I was playing. Sunday Bloody Sunday during that, you. would have said. >> I was Man, that's a big ass duck. [laughter]. >> I mean, realistically, I was inside the. horse all night. [laughter]. >> You were in the horse? >> I was in the horse all night until once. the sun went down, I broke out of the. horse. And. >> what did What did I tell you today? >> What? >> When you and I stood on the beach and I. said, "I'm I'm I'm aiming." [laughter].

>> And I said, "Tonight, tonight we leave. the horse.". >> I was in the horse. >> We were on the beach. I said, "Don't. worry. We're going to get him tonight. And what did we do? Can you admit I'm. Odicius? >> Can you admit? >> No. >> I'm Odysius and the horse. >> Can you admit we got him in? I built the. horse. >> Hold on. Can Did we burn Troy tonight? >> We burnt Troy. We burnt. >> I lost on the beach. Lost Troy. >> However, however, November made you. >> better than I understand. Man, November. rain is I would still argue that's. better than. >> Troy burnt brother.

>> You almost lost, bro. You almost. easiest argument. You know how many. soldiers almost died in that horse. waiting for it? >> Drug. >> I will say look I can see I lost. I'll. concede I lost pissing in the horse. I. can see I lost. But I just think like. like dialogues like this are really. important to me actually as [laughter]. >> you love YouTube. >> That's a YouTube submit like dialogues. dialogues like this is what the country. needs that people just come together. Hey, I know we don't agree on. everything. Doesn't mean I don't like. you as a person. [laughter].

>> Hunter McCusker. Billy's clips. [laughter]. >> Billy, >> why are you such a N? >> Yeah, for real. You're Fuentes. You're. Hunter Biden, dude. [laughter]. [clears throat]. >> Yeah, a lot of my uh kids friends are. listening to this Metallica. I'm trying. to get a hand around. I'm trying to. figure out what it's about. [laughter]. >> It's interesting. >> That was crazy that Apac. >> I know we're talking Gavin now, but. [laughter] Apac. Wow. I never even. thought of that. >> That's interesting. >> It's interesting.

>> It's interesting that you say that. [snorts]. >> 2020. I saw a dude down here with the. Trump 2828 flag. >> That's powerful. [laughter]. >> That's literally the last Moheag. Trump. 2028. You have to be the dumbest. guy alive. >> I mean, he's there with [laughter] like. two knives. No, it's it's like it's like. third floor balcony to the ground. banner. >> He was there last time we were here. >> Yeah. >> No, there's another guy that he has.

2028. >> I don't know. He had just like he had. like No, it was it was uh. >> it's Trump. Yeah. >> 250 years. Then it's Thank you. >> Boomers are hard on the 250 love right. now. It's wild. I've never seen. something like this. >> 250 love is sick. >> They were also there for the bsentennial. too, which is sick. >> I do love 250. >> 250 just hitting the rules. >> Love. >> You got to put a sticker on your car. >> Love. My dad put a sticker on. everyone's car. 250 and you got to get a. so sticker. >> No, it is. >> I might get a terrorist hunting permit. on the on [laughter] my car.

>> That's tough. Yeah, I like that. actually. >> South of the border. Terara's hunting. permit. >> Still being Trump is nice. They lost all. their swag. >> Who? >> Trump dogs. >> What? >> Yeah. >> No, just like trying to get us into. wars. It's like it terror's hunting. permit was sick. Now they got nothing. >> They were They were coming off. firing. also. >> You know what they should have done is. taken a break from war. That would have. helped. >> They've like chilled for a little bit. Maybe maybe you could get stirred back. up. If you're in war all the time, you're like, "Oh, god damn it. Here we. go.". >> Yeah, >> that's a great thing. I never thought of.

it like that. And that's why we had to. have conversations. [laughter]. >> It is important to have conversations. >> Hope in the straits, you crazy bastards. [laughter] Praise be to Allah. Hit him with a Tyson. Praise be. to Allah. >> It's crazy. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah. [laughter]. It's Easter. talking about Tyson. >> Tyson became Muslim for a minute. >> That's sick. >> He was fired up. >> Damn, that's Lewis.

>> I [laughter] want to eat your children. >> Lennox Lewis jabbed him to death. Lennox. Lennox destroyed him. >> He did. >> Can't bring kids into the equation. >> I forgot about Lennox Lewis. >> Is a legend. >> Yeah, >> legend in the pub. True. True. [laughter]. >> He He's probably dragged with Edge. For. real. >> More than likely. Yeah. >> Tyson's obviously Metallica. [cough]. >> That's Enter. >> That's what that energy is.

>> Lennox Lewis's. >> November Rain. >> No. >> But yeah, sure. Who's Who's obviously. who's better all [laughter] time? >> Obviously, who's better all time? >> I'll take that. >> Tyson or Lennox Lewis? >> I think that's good common ground. >> Yeah. Yeah. But one with just jabs. [laughter]. volume. eight minute tracks. [laughter]. >> Here's the third guitar solo. You guys. love this, right? [laughter].

>> Excuse me while I beat my wife. >> You know, I'm going to sit there and I'm. going to look up edge guitar solos all. night now. >> Yeah, >> I'm just finding. a fiveinut once, dude. He's I I gave him. like two solid minutes and I was like, >> you should buy his signature. Stratacaster. He has a signature show for real. Shout. out to Marcus King for settling the. debate. >> Obviously, [laughter]. >> a professional musician. I know your. brother. >> Shout out to him for sure. >> I know your brother Tom said. differently. >> We're too too obviously. >> No, >> we got we got some. >> Tom being included with those other. three is preposterous.

>> Okay, fair enough. But. >> we caught him. You know that. >> the records are I'm very. when it comes to. >> probably put you on November. >> for sure. >> Yes. [laughter]. >> Obviously Tom told me that's like his. favorite song. He's but he's a musical. afficionado for sure. >> Yeah, but the guys we called are actual. >> Yeah, >> the actually. >> it's it's only two verse one. >> Two v one. >> You think and and and two of the guys. were led though three that was leading. that was leading the witness. >> Marcus Marcus was led.

>> the fair was third wasn't third. >> Third was literally I open for you too. >> Yeah. Fair fair was not led. >> Do you think the edge. >> So it's one versus one. Do you think the. edge is [laughter] big enough? >> This is very. >> We're good. We can keep that. >> Do you think the edge has like a. historian? Like a specific edge. historian? >> An edge lord? >> Probably. >> No, [laughter]. >> it's Matt. >> That is the edgeord. going to start uploading solos to. YouTube. Edgelord 69. [laughter].

>> You're the king of the edge lord. >> You got to make a YouTube channel. Edgelord 69. [laughter]. >> Just start clipping it. real break would be like, "Oh, guys, [laughter] this next technique he does. is actually really kind of very. >> I like depth in my music and range.". >> Layers, layers, >> layers, depth, range. >> Yeah. >> Little dissonance here and there. >> Love dissonance. >> I love dissonance metallic. >> You're right. You're. right there. This That's. >> like listening to a diesel.

engine. You're just like, "Okay, >> it's punching a guy in the face. >> It's getting work done. You got that. diesel running. That's getting work. done.". >> Yeah. It's tractor pull. >> You're talking about making punching a. guy in the face. No, I'm talking about. telling a woman how you feel. [laughter]. >> Where? >> Huh? >> Which Which one does that? >> That's you, too, dude. >> No, I proposed to Giana to kill them. all. >> Now you're just [laughter] fun. Now. you're fun. >> I did. >> Ride the Lightning came on. Will you. marry me? >> Like Metallica. That's the craziest. thing. Never,

>> bro. I've been to seven of their. concerts. >> Me, too. >> You [laughter] do? This is what it's all about, dude. This. is beach trip 2022. >> It's just guys having fun. >> It's so great. >> Conversations like these are important. >> You know what's up that I was. thinking about? Uh, literally just the. other day and it's kind of like damning. I don't know if I should even unleash. this. >> Uh, and it's like not I guess it's not. Well, I'm saying it's probably kind of. dumb, but like you know people will pay. for testosterone like it's like.

something people It's like even women. too will like get it helps. >> Watching this, >> nobody buys like if you were to buy. [laughter] estrogen, what' you say? You're soft watching this. [laughter]. >> No, I'm just trying I'm just trying to. make sure. I'm trying to organize the. right establish things, dude. This is. important. We have a conversation. >> Yeah, good point. This is a very. important thing conversation. >> People do buy. >> Hey, he can do it. It's little bro, man. He's going to do what he does. >> You're saying you can't buy? >> No, I'm saying you would [laughter] you. wouldn't buy estrogen. >> D1. >> You wouldn't you wouldn't like. >> D1 crash?

>> People will buy people [laughter] pay. good money for testosterone. Yeah, >> it's the essence of a man. >> How much does it cost? I don't know. I. don't either. >> But I'm saying people pay money for. testosterone. You would pay money to get. estrogen out of your. >> girls are actually paying money for. testosterone. >> I know. This is how that's how damning I. I'm like that's really bad. >> It's almost like guys rule and girls. drool. >> That's kind I mean scientifically. [laughter]. proven. >> Yeah. >> If you were to inject estrogen, you'd. have like problems. >> Yeah. >> You'd be up. >> I think there are dudes problems here. [laughter]. >> We've had problems.

>> Michigan plates. >> Someone's had to estrogen. though, right? >> Hm. Someone's had to need estrogen. >> Yeah, there's dudes who take tea. Their. estrogen levels go to zero. >> I had to get estrogen because I had too. much tea. >> Yeah, my tea was super high when I was. 10. [laughter]. >> Yeah, my tea was too high. And they're. like, "Dude, you're going to do. something.". >> And I think some girls do like hormone. problems. >> I I went I got way Well, I got my blood. taken. And they're like, "Dude, your. your tea is at. >> Oh, you went to way. >> I believe they said that. Yeah. >> No, they said no. You need less. You.

need estrogen high. >> We need to balance what's going on in. your. >> They said you're too jacked. You're. about to O D on T. >> Yes. >> High E. >> Is that the reason you keep winning. arguments about against your girlfriend. Chris? [laughter]. >> T's too. >> The reason you can't hear the depth and. range of you two is [laughter] that T's. too high. >> And I said, can you please play Enter. Sam? T jack. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. Yeah. >> It is obviously obviously high tea music. metallic. >> Low T music ways too well would be way.

too well would be like Chernobyl. Can we. He made a concert dedicated to AIDS for. it. >> One of them is high tea. One of them's. high tea. One of them. >> Getting AIDS is high tea. >> Aid Hold on. Getting AIDS is high. >> Getting receiving AIDS might not be. giving AIDS is high [laughter] tea. >> Getting AIDS is high tea. >> AIDS AIDS overall. is high. >> AIDS is high. AIDS is high tea. >> AIDS is high. >> Giving AIDS is high tea. Getting AIDS. no. AIDS is high tea. >> There's only one way to get it. >> It's high. [laughter].

>> There's only one way to give it. You got. to have the highest te. >> Age is top of the mountain tea. >> Age is definitely the highest tea. >> So we're right where we started. [laughter]. >> No, I'll give you that. >> We were right where we started. >> You too, dude. >> You too is low. >> Oh, that's the highest tea possible, man. Damn. >> Metallica's hot tea. >> He was trying to vanquish the highest. tea disease. >> Exactly. That's girl. >> No way. >> He saw the highest tea. >> He wants to party. >> He saw the highest tea. >> No, dude. >> He saw the AIDS. He saw AIDS. He was. like, "Yo, that's high tea. Yeah, I got. [laughter]. >> These guys are partying too hard.

There's got to be a way to make money. off this. >> They couldn't party for a while. He. wanted the party back on. >> No, he wanted Dude, the partyy's on, dude. If A stops, parties on. >> He was looking for a cure to Fouch's. disease. >> True. You too, Fouchy. >> Yeah, >> dude. Metallica CIA plants. They. basically started the war in Ukraine. [laughter] Let's be honest. >> Chris loves the war in Ukraine. That's. crazy. >> I don't love it. >> What a disaster. award. >> I don't love it, but. >> that's what they use to get.

>> Just say just say that I can dance, man. I'm I'm I'm getting attacked. I can. dance after after what you did to Billy. last night when I slumbered. >> I was I mean I could hear him screaming, dude. I heard what you did to the boy. >> What did I do? >> I went upstairs and Billy got. mogged, dude. >> I It was that I saw a flaw in the. argument. I saw a flaw in the. >> smiled in his face and went to bed. >> No, I I was saying good night. Genuinely, >> Spud told me you went and went to bed. >> I was tired. >> I think it's a great move. By the way, I.

I commended [laughter] you. I had. nothing but good morning when the three. of us were outside when. Yumi and Spud sat outside this morning. and he told me what you did. I was like, "Hats off. That's the ultimate. That's a. knockout." [laughter]. >> Leaving an argument when someone's. yelling at you and going. >> and going to bed is a knockout, dude. >> I don't think I was trying to do that. >> You commended me on a move on the beach. I didn't know I was making a move. I I. respect the moves. >> The I do it that might be subconscious. They're my favorite. >> Comes naturally. >> My favorite moves are just being like, "Dude, you see how I can admit when I'm.

wrong and you can't." [laughter] Anytime. someone proves you wrong and you go, "See how I said yes, you're right on. this. You haven't said that once.". [laughter]. >> Well, it's a trap cuz you're like, "Yeah, I do." And you're like, "Fuck, now I'm stuck arguing about you're. arguing about something different now.". That's what I'm saying. I was taking on. machine gun fire and you went to sleep, >> dude. I on Guys, >> I couldn't defend you anymore guys. Also, you don't even realize this. I had. a third run. >> I'm going Chris is back there screaming. about I'm. >> I was not. >> I'm going Chris. >> Chris was in the bullpen. >> I was waiting to get him out. >> I was on the porch having a great time.

>> Before that, >> screaming. nuts, >> Bill by the table. >> His throat out being like, "He's not in. the top 10,000.". >> Like, we're talking about you doing. [laughter] your timeline's mess. Was not before. >> Was I not out on the porch with you. having a conversation about. some point? You certainly were. >> That was way after. >> No, it wasn't. >> We were having the argument. >> What do [laughter] you mean? You saying. you're on the whole time. >> when you guys got into this thing.

>> I walked away from it. I went [laughter]. You went like this. >> I got I got down to. >> Atlanta. The original the original. argument that was my favorite is when. Tommy was making the risoto and Chris. came in. You're like, "What are you. making mushroom risoto?" And Tommy just. goes, >> "Yeah." And just walks away. >> My favorite. That was That was That was. Now look, this is one of the finest. moments of my I like to stir it up when.

you leaned over and talked to him and. went, "What are you making risoto?". >> Obviously, I know Tommy. >> Sure. However you say you you were. >> I enthusiastic. Are you making the wild. mushroom risoto? You were. >> I I was telling him. >> gave me a cranky response. >> Now, when you did that, I I was behind. you and I pushed you back in. [clears throat]. >> towards him, which made me very happy. [laughter]. >> I was right behind you. I was out of. frame. Push you in. And I. >> knew stage. [laughter]. >> I knew you were being enthusiastic about.

it. I was like, it was enthusiastic. >> Yeah. But you knew Tommy was going to be. furious. [laughter]. >> Somebody was he thought you were coming. face. He thought, "Yeah, where's my. dinner?" when someone's making dinner. and you come in hammering and go, "You. making [laughter]. >> I don't think it's wrong.". >> It was, >> but I knew you would take it. >> I was I was like, "That's awesome." You. didn't say that. >> You didn't say that's awesome. You. literally said, "You making the risoto. [laughter]. >> and pushing you into that made me feel. very good.".

>> Well, when I when I entered it in to be. sent out, I I I thought it was possible. >> I knew your mentality. >> That was my smile before leaving. Same. thing. >> I was like, "Good night, everybody." I. had no intention of. >> nobody would have thought. >> speaking down to the wild mushroom. It's. great. >> I mean, it's hard, but these are. conversations we have to have. [laughter]. >> By the way, by the way, these are. conversations we literally contractually. have to have. [laughter]. So, we're doing it.

>> Literally, it's very important we have. these conversations. [laughter]. Personally, >> I think it's funny. >> It is. I would like to hear this. argument, >> you know. Yeah, this this one this. entire podcast. >> It's a good argued to hear this. >> It's a good argument. Then you can. >> right or left. It just has. >> right or left. It's not a lot of guys. tell like it is like we are right now. >> I agree. Totally agree. >> And man, it's a big duck. [laughter]. >> The pelican fool.

>> Hello, love. >> Anyway, we're back now. We're fired up. I never thought I went into it. I saw a. meme that said Elliot Page was playing. Achilles. >> Yeah. Rage. >> So, right when I saw it, I was like, why. is Achilles running like that? Why is. Achilles acting like a [laughter]. Achilles gets speared right away and I. was like, >> "Oh, you thought it was Achilles in the. opening scene?". >> Literally, while I was watching, I was. like, "Damn, dude. That is a terrible. portrayal.". >> So, who who was Elliot Paige actually. playing? Just a random soldier.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. And it was actually truthfully, and I'm going to get called a lib for. this. I liked it. It. >> was decent. >> I liked Elliot Page in uh Hades as well. >> Liked it. >> She's in the underworld. >> Sue me. Sue me. >> These are conversations. >> I'll see you in court. [laughter]. >> Strong and powerful. >> I liked it. >> It was strong and powerful. >> It It was just enough casting. controversy. Too much. Too much would. have been a problem. >> Nah. >> Yeah. >> Need a You need a little casting. >> Astro World in the beginning was. >> Astro World pissed me off. That was.

crazy. They literally had his neck. tattoos in the. >> directly into what I thought was. Achilles. Pissed me off. >> What? >> I thought it was that and then Achilles. I was like, this is. >> Damon looks like a hairless chimp. High. T. >> Nice. >> Damon's definitely Metallica. ripped. >> He's more metallic than you. >> Yeah, >> it's fair. I got I got to see it to form. my own opinion. But. >> I page you too. >> I page you too. >> I wouldn't say I wouldn't say that. >> It is what it is. >> I'll say Patson. >> or beyond that. Definitely Metallica.

>> He's Metallica. >> You can't just claim all the guys you. like without Metallica. [laughter]. That's just. >> I didn't I didn't see the movie. >> That was one of the greatest things I've. ever heard. I'm going to name something. You tell me. >> it was you two or. >> You tell me Metallica or you two. >> All right. >> Football. >> I'll give you Metallica for that. Okay. >> Okay. >> We're done. >> Fair. >> It's the end of the game. [laughter]. >> Skateboarding. >> Metallica. >> Okay. Trying to think of something else. that's cool as Uh,

fishing. >> Deep sea. >> That could go you, too. >> Deep sea. Choppy. >> Dude, that's Sorry, but you're here. You're doing You're narrowing the. dimensions. >> I'm just naming the coolest possible. >> You don't want choppy. You want choppy. waters, >> bro. It's a hell of a story. >> We live to tell the tale. >> The coolest. >> You guys don't want choppy waters. >> Decided it will favor us. You guys, if I. was deep sea fishing, that's YouTube, too, man. Deep sea fish. If I'm on If.

I'm on choppy waters, I don't want. Metallica playing at all. >> Yes, he's the only thing that's going to. save you. >> And save me. >> Cap. >> As captain of the ship, I would say turn. that racket off. I need to. focus. >> Captain of what? >> The proverbial ship on Choppy Water, M. >> Captain. Edge Lord. >> You were asking me about it. I'm saying. clearly I'm I'm [laughter] I'm piloting. or captaining. >> Yeah. All right. But you agree. skateboarding and football? >> I would say. Yeah, for sure. I mean, who. would you say you know? >> Well, obviously. >> Okay. These are the sicrove things.

[laughter]. >> The Grove. The Grove. >> That's Tal. >> If you put on YouTube at the Grove, they'd throw the up. >> No, they would, bro. If you put on. YouTube, one of you two's biggest hits. Yeah, bro. If you put on one of the. biggest hits, >> if you Dude, there'd be ladies there. >> There'd be some. >> The Grove's also pretty docile that. could They're pretty. [laughter]. shitfaced or on heroin. If you put on a. YouTube banger, you put on Sunday bloody. Sunday at the Grove, they're going to go. >> But you put on You put on Enter Sam, man. Beer Hill is going nuts. >> You're hearing it from Shane's dad's. house.

>> True. But then again, you're with your. kids, you're like, "All right, man. Let's devil music's kind of devil music, man. I'm not I'm not into that stuff.". >> I hear it. >> It's devil music. It's not for the. family. >> Rock and roll is devil. >> Metallica more so, >> you know, it's devil music. >> Well, it's, you know, >> that's all. Just. >> bring up a good point, >> Derek. I mean, this is a crush. >> conversation you have to have. >> We love crush. He's bringing up a good. point. >> Yeah, hang on. >> It's an important conversation. [laughter]. >> I don't want to tap the ultimate boss, but yeah, dude. >> You're saying my boss.

>> All right. True. Jesus. >> Jesus. Metallica or you too? >> It's you, too. Feed the world. Feed the. world. >> Launder money through. >> What about when he's flipping the table. of the worlds? >> Huh? >> When he flipped the tables, >> that's when his hard his most getting. nailed to the cross. Was that you two or. Metallica? your sins. >> I'm being honest. That's got to be. Metallica for if you're getting. >> nothing else matters. >> Nothing else matters. He's playing while. he's. >> I don't know. He might not like Metall. Jesus like Metallica. I feel like. >> Jesus loves everybody. >> That's what I'm saying. I can't make.

that up. I can't speak for I think. YouTube is more likely Jesus lovers than. Metallica as banned. >> Yeah, true. >> Jesus lovers. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like. >> they're Catholics. >> Not Catholics. >> They are weird [clears throat]. Protestants. >> I think you two's Catholics. >> No, no, no. I mean, the people that. would support you two over Metallica. >> Yeah, true. >> The Crusades. The Crusades. Metallica or. >> The majority of Catholics are old. ladies. You. >> two's Irish Catholic, aren't they not. >> fellas? >> The Crusades. Is that Metallica or you.

two? >> King Baldwin. >> That's uh Yes. I don't know. That's a. tough one. Crusades would not have liked. Metallica. >> Speaking about lifting, >> that's Dude, that's medieval. Christianity. >> I thought the French I thought the. French started the Crusades. I work out. to the music that plays when that sex. scene happens [laughter] in Kingdom of. Heaven. >> Yeah, they were talking about the actual. crusades, not the movie. >> Hannibal actor. >> They would have liked that crap, dude. The medieval priest. would like turn. >> If they heard it, they would have. thought they went to heaven.

>> Metallica, dude. >> Yes. >> They said, "This is a This is. devil music.". >> No. They would turn. >> They started calling it devil music. because they wouldn't give people a cut. of their stuff. They said, "Oh, this is. for the devil, guys. Don't listen to. this, >> dude. It's literally metal is metal. Metal is if you had to pick Okay, if you. had to pick the official. >> music for Devil Worshiping, it would be. metal. >> Uh. >> yeah, but I don't think I don't think. Metallica is really. They're not even really metal. >> Devils. They just rock. >> They soft. >> They do rock.

>> Yeah. >> Soft metal. Soft metal. >> King Baldwin. >> Metallica, you two. >> I don't know. I I. >> He's a leper that conquered. >> Jerusalem. >> Yeah, that's Metallica for sure. >> Metallica. >> I'm just saying I don't know if he a. medieval mind I don't I think would have. been like turn what the is this? >> I I'm not even going to pretend to. understand grasping the getting into a. medieval mind. >> I've been reading about the medieval. mind. >> I can't even pretend to get into it. >> Who wrote it? >> What' he say? >> Who wrote it? >> Who wrote what? >> The medieval mind.

>> No, no, it's not a book. I'm saying I've. been reading books about the medieval. mind. >> Who wrote them? >> Huh? >> Who wrote them? The books? >> Uh, was the guy's name. >> I don't have It's in my room right. there. I can grab it. >> But get it. I'll get it right now. [laughter]. >> I have full control over you. Look at. how I command you. >> Bend to my will. >> Metallica. [laughter]. >> Oh yeah. Don't worry about that. Don't. worry about that. Don't you worry about. that. >> Yes. >> I've been in the horse for way too long,

brothers. >> That YouTube is Catholic. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You two is actually Catholic. And. I bet once they got once they got down. and were fighting in Jerusalem. >> Charles Taylor. boy. Put that on the table. [sighs]. >> It's a good book. >> What? Doesn't matter. It's bad. >> Thick boy. >> Charles Taylor sounds like a Protestant. >> Secular age. You could be. >> sounds like a prody. >> But yeah, he's talking about the. medieval mind. >> Very porous. Whereas we're kind of. buffered.

>> I'm reading a book on vaxes right now. Honestly, reading a book on vaxes. >> How's that going? Pretty good. >> Finished it. >> What did it say? >> You know what I did that was good? [laughter]. >> Suzanne Humphre's book. She was on. >> I read it and had audio book going at. the same time and it was. awesome. You ever do that? >> No, but I heard that sweet. >> Can I ask you really trying to. pay attention? Yes, it's awesome. >> It's like you're in school with your. English teacher waiting. >> Popcorn Dawn. >> Do you ever put it on like three times. speed to see if you can read fast?

>> I can't. That bothers It bothers. me. Did you I read it while you're. reading two times speed. >> So you're like trying to pace. >> go up with it. I was at like two times a. pace car. >> Yeah, I appreciate that. >> I never I the two times three times. It. me up. >> It's too fast. >> Yeah, the rhythm's up. >> What's the prostate hoax? I saw you gave. uh. >> Oh, it's a completely made the prostate. test. They made it up and the. dude who made up the test was like, "Please stop doing this to people.". >> Really? >> To check um prostate cancers. >> Oh, to go up people's butts. Dude, they.

go up your ass. >> It gives people cancer, doesn't it? That's why they're like really They. don't like doing it. >> It annihilates. >> The prostate test gives you cancer. >> Cancer. >> You too. [laughter]. >> A madeup disease in this world. >> Cancer is Metallica. >> There's like a number. >> There's a lot of negative things. A. >> You too. >> You too. [laughter]. >> There's a lot of negative things that. are also [laughter]. >> That's true. >> I'm the family doctor. >> Huh? Being the family doctor, you too.

>> Being a family doctor, you too. >> You too. >> Giving them stuff I find on the. internet. Metallica. >> That's how I medicate [laughter]. them. >> No, Ajax is the only Metallica. Dude, >> getting water poured on you on your way. to your Waw Wa interview. >> Metallica. Metallica. >> Throwing a metal baseball bat. >> AJ lives. Ajax is the Metallica. >> You've done so much Metallica. dude. You're way more Metallica than. you, too. >> Yeah. >> I was just arguing. >> I hate to admit this. I'm more you too. >> than metallic to me, dude.

>> I'm more you too. >> Reverse. >> How do you feel like you're more you? >> I'm a big soft gay guy. >> No, you're cool. She's fishing for. compliments, bro. >> I was fishing for compliments. >> That's you, too. [laughter]. >> That's you, too. >> That's girl stuff. >> YouTube, dude. No, I'm not just hyping. you. You're more Metallica. >> I wish I was more Metallica. I wish I. was more. >> Hisma Hisma is you, too. >> Unfortunately, it is. >> His essence. My essence is you, too. My. demons are My demons are Metallica. >> Your demons are Metallica. When. you're smashing olive oil bottles,

that's Metallica. That's not you, too. >> You're definitely You slam the. dishwasher, never to Metall. Never to. you, too. It's always. smashing [laughter] the top row. >> You're You can't listen to Malco because. you will Hulk out. >> I will say smashing a [laughter] glass. smashing a glass. dishwasher is the best feeling, dude. >> No batter. punching holes in the wall. >> That's Metallica. >> That's hell. >> Metallica. >> True. >> You're on the path.

>> I mean, >> just put on Kill Them All. >> I I don't I don't like metal, >> dude. But you are metal. >> I'm literally. >> It's already playing in your head. Is. [laughter] I guess. >> you're already You wish. Look, you and. me are different. >> I wish. >> You're sprinting, dude. >> I am. You too. >> You are Metallica. You wish you were. you, too. [laughter]. >> We're We both wish. >> That's true. You're not living in. harmony. [laughter]. >> Tiger can't deny his strikes. I know. what I am. >> You skateboarded.

>> True. Still do. [laughter]. >> That's Metallica. >> Although I will. Yeah. >> Riding a scooter to the gym. You too. [laughter]. >> Not going to the gym. Metallica. >> I ride my bicycle, which is that's you. [laughter]. >> Riding your bicycle. YouTube now. Crashing your buzz, fighting a dog, [laughter]. bleeding at the gym. Metallica. You're. pretending to be you, too. You keep. being Metallica. [laughter].

>> Trying to keep a lid on it is Metallica. >> Hanging white knuckle in it. [laughter]. Metallica. You are literally Metallica. >> I'm in denial. [laughter]. >> You are in complete denial. >> You are stupid. >> Shit's so sick. >> Watch a Metallica documentary. You'll. love it. >> I'll have to check rules, dude. >> Dude, you guys, that was the ultimate. Trojan horse into [clears throat] my. psyche now. [laughter]. >> I'm like, dude, Metallica rules. >> You were You were literally swimming. [laughter] I was standing next to Billy.

on the beach. It was. >> You gave me the whole plan. >> It was a busiest of men. [laughter]. I like stood I went. >> I was looking at all the driftwood and I. said, "We can build a horse.". >> I said, "Don't worry. Tonight we'll get. them. [laughter]. >> We're going to get them.". >> You win. That's I was completely done. It got me. I can't deny it. >> That was That was like the fifth. dimension level of the argument. I'm. done. >> I'm done. [laughter]. >> I had to give myself up. I had to admit. Unfortunately, I am [laughter] deep down.

in my core. Gay ass. You too. >> But I wish I was Metallica. >> You're Metallica, bro. >> Guard dog's Metallica, dude. Guard dog. Yeah. [laughter] Nate, you too. >> Nate, too. All day. >> Me, too, bro. There's nothing we can do. about her. You got a good heart. >> I'm all right with it. >> I wish I didn't, dude. I wish I was sick. and [laughter]. >> I wish I was evil. I'm not. >> You do. >> Metallica. [laughter]. >> Possibly the most metallic.

>> Darkness. [laughter]. >> Absolute horror. >> Yeah, you are metallic. You're the most. [laughter] metallic. >> You're out of everyone. You're easily. [clears throat] the most. >> I don't think so. We have dude Beaser. >> That's the most retali. >> Yeah, true. Beaser's ride the light. [laughter]. >> Bezer is Ed. >> Bezer might be Edge. >> That might be Edge. [laughter]. >> It actually might be him. Have we seen. them together? >> He put I mean Beaser put all the rumors.

around. >> Yeah, dude. He swam. [laughter] swimming. >> He swam with a flat rim and he's on. >> He swam. Oh, you two swim. [laughter]. He hates swim. >> Yeah, he dude. He swam so far. That's a. YouTube swim. [laughter]. >> I'll preview. >> I'm out here And he swam out. further than everyone. >> His sunglasses. [laughter]. >> He's trying to ride the wind. [laughter]. Tommy Tommy's Metallica.

>> Oh, dude. >> It's crazy. >> There's you, too. [laughter]. >> There's you, too. You're Metallica. >> You might be the most metallic. >> I'm not the most I'm easily I'm Matchbox. 20. >> Billy's YouTube. >> Billy's. [laughter]. >> I'm Iron Maiden. >> No, you're YouTube. You're definitely. more YouTube than Metallica. >> You're [laughter] not like a You're not. like a.

>> Tiger's in the cage. When Tiger gets out. of the cage, I'm Metallica. >> I don't think Tiger's in the cage. >> You've heard me before. I think Tiger's. in the cage. >> Yeah. >> Tiger's out of the cage. [laughter]. >> There's no tiger. >> Stevie and Reggie. >> You too. >> That's you, too. That's you, too. >> Four and a five pound dog. >> That's you, too. >> Jackson's. [laughter] dude. He's a blind. dipple, dude. That's so metallic. [laughter]. >> You know what it is, dude. Darkness.

>> It's all Jackson hears. Darkness. [laughter]. You ever see a video of the kid on the. bed slapping his chest to the drums? No. >> Oh my god. I wish I could find it. I'll. try to find it for you. >> Continue. >> Dude, falling on a YouTube sword is the. most noble thing you've ever done. >> It's embarrassing, but I know who I am. May you too, man. [laughter]. >> That's crazy. >> Oh, come. >> I'm right there with you. I'm. >> Chris. >> You are the most metallic. >> That's true.

>> You're a demon. >> Yeah. I want to run sunlight on my face, dude. What? What? [laughter]. >> You, too, man. >> You sound like an actual demon. >> I want sunlight on my face. >> You're a demon. >> I'm actually going to be scared to sleep. here with you. >> That's crazy. >> You in this house spooks me out. [laughter] God knows when you break into. my room. >> Tonight's tonight. >> You're. [laughter] Nate's been begging us to. eat. >> We never ate Nate. >> Oh, yeah. Well,

>> you weren't begging us to eat you. >> Pause. No, that was Nate. That's the. king of the paws, dude. [laughter]. >> He kept like falling down the ocean be. like, "Oh my god, are you guys going to. get me?". >> What the Remember when you did. that to me twice? You did that to me. twice. >> Obviously, if you drown, we're in big. big trouble. [laughter]. >> We're in hot water. [snorts]. >> Nobody will believe us. [laughter]. >> No one's going to believe us.

But who knows what happened. Anyway, [laughter]. we're gonna find out. >> What you looking up, Bill? >> Metallica. >> Trying to find this video. >> Denying it is crazy. >> Yeah. >> I wish I wish I was Metallica. >> Honestly, if we all voted, if you're. Metallica or you [laughter]. >> would honestly, >> you are Metallica. >> 100%. >> What would you say about Chris? >> Metallica. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Now, what would you say about Billy? Metallica or you too? Uh, well, he's very he's been you to me.

>> He's a nice soft guy. >> He's you two to me. But. >> yeah, he's there's a Metallica in there. >> No, but I don't think there's like a. real evil. >> boiling under the surface. >> I think it's he tries [clears throat] to. be a tough guy. He's got a rough outer. shell because of the way he's raised. >> Totally. >> Bit of a crustation. >> He's a lobster. [laughter]. >> Nothing underneath. Soft underneath. See, this is just the kind of thing that. brings the Metallica out. You're. conjuring a Metallica. [laughter].

This is. >> I'd love to see it. >> I don't think he has it. >> Try some of the Metallica. >> This is a witch's brew. [laughter]. This is. >> No, but Guard Dog's a freak. Guard Dog's. a little Metallica. >> Yeah, Guard Guard Dog is a Metallica. >> Give him a couple whiskey. He's. like, "What you say to me, cocksucker?". [laughter]. >> You are mine. >> You're a Metallica, man. Guys, Nate's a. sweet man. >> Unfortunately, we're you too, bro.

>> We can do it. >> I see how you're you, too. How are you. not Metallica? >> I'm gay all the time. >> You're not. What are you talking about? >> Yeah, you got a Metallica in you. >> I need this. >> I don't think you've ever seen it. >> I've seen it. [laughter]. >> I've seen I've seen it more than thrive. off of Discord. >> I've been on the receiving end thrive. off of Discord. I've been on the. receiving end of a couple solos. [laughter]. >> Discord Discord. How you're not.

Metallica. >> Yeah, [laughter] dude. >> That sounds like more Sabbath. >> That sounds like Sabbath. >> The bell. [laughter] The bells told for. me a couple times. [laughter]. >> We should just say we're all Metallica. That's crazy. >> Obviously, we're all. Bill, you're Metallica. >> Change is trying to get someone to say. he's Metallica. >> He's Metallica. He is the whole. [laughter] You're Metallica.

>> I said I said you me and Nate are you. too? >> Yeah, >> I'm opposite. [laughter]. >> You're not at all. You're the You're one. of the nicest guys I know. >> You're a sweetheart. >> Thanks. >> Yeah, it's not a bad thing. >> I'm straight thing, bro. >> I need to kiss your stomach like the. album. >> Jeez. [laughter]. >> What the hell? See, see though, that's. you too. >> That's you, too. >> That's you, too. >> I'm trying my whole life to get to you. too. I'm trying to get to YouTube. >> That's what makes you the most metallic. [laughter]. >> Non-stop striving, being like, dude, trying like hell. >> Going crazy. [laughter].

>> That is. >> Metallica. That is true. >> Yeah. Every day I go, I'm you, too. I. don't know why everyone treats me like. I'm the difference. [laughter]. >> I don't know. All I'm doing is playing. you, too. >> Am I taking crazy pill? I'm saying this. over and over again. You too. [laughter]. [laughter]. >> Swear. Me, too.

>> There's a little kid on a bed singing. that. And then in the when the drums. kicking, he slaps his chest. Playing by the rules. >> We took it to the limit. We took. [laughter] it today at the beach. We. took it to the limit. >> Where's Beaser? >> Bezer will come down. >> You think you could summon him? You got. to enjoy it. >> Yes. Summon him. Text him. >> Baser. >> He's not going to like it. >> No, he's out on the He's out. He's out. Yeah, he's. >> he's not going to like the podcast.

[clears throat]. >> Chat BZT watching intervention. >> Yeah, he might be on the sound barrier. He might be. >> It's hilarious. [laughter]. >> He's been stealing all Gardini's. Cokes. >> That's so funny. [laughter]. >> Did you know that? >> To watch it. Well, you up. [laughter]. Just whacked out. >> What the. >> That's a That's a That's bees and Tommy. >> Bees Metallica. Tommy's cry of the.

[laughter] tape. It's Metallica. It. might be the most Metallica thing. >> Bees and Tommy crushing intervention. right now. >> Yeah, >> that's textbook. [laughter]. >> That's [snorts] complete Metallica. >> God dang it. Well, >> well, he's been getting stolen from. him, >> huh? >> Gardin's been getting his coke stealing. from him. >> He's cokehead. Somebody's [laughter]. Coca-Cola. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> He bought a couple Coca-Cola classics.

and somebody didn't Somebody didn't go. out to the beach today. [laughter]. >> And somebody. >> just so out of nowhere the Coca 12. Coca-Cas are gone. [laughter]. >> That's Metallica. >> That is Metallica. Crushing three quarters is crazy. >> That is going I don't know who took. them. [laughter]. >> Smashing the hotel room. >> Yeah, >> there were minis, too. >> The Coke. It's not all right. You were. complaining about it. You were.

complaining about it. >> You were down at the beach going, "Somebody stole my Coca-Cola. >> I think Brian drank them." [laughter]. >> You called him Brian's. >> I think Brian, >> that is Metallica is calling six. Brian. >> Yeah. [laughter]. I think be drank them. >> Stop. >> Get have seeing them disappear that fast. is just alarming. >> Yeah. >> Like, dude, someone drank eight minutes. >> Time to get these beggars out of here. [laughter]. >> Let me get these beggars out of here.

>> Him turned to the side is. amazing. >> Can't wait to see it. >> You're going to love that scene. You're. going to see it. So funny. That's. >> I was pissed in there kicking the dog. I. don't like that. >> We never uh Did they kick the dog in the. movie? >> Yeah. >> Dang. Bro, >> we never talked about the. Odyssey. >> Spotlight. >> Spotlight. >> Spotlight. That's YouTube. You literally. That's YouTube the movie. >> It is, dude. [laughter].

[snorts]. >> Oh, you're talking about that movie? Yeah, >> dude. That was so bad. >> There's nothing more powerful than the. stinking Catholics. Yeah, that was. >> they got to stop raping kids. What the. hell's going on? >> It was like Irish Catholics, they're. never going to turn on these. pedophiles. >> Yeah. made this [laughter] is this? They did. That's the point of the movie. >> The movie's made because they did. >> Yeah, dude. >> Yeah, it was bad. >> Nothing stops a Catholic when they got. something on their mind. The blow city.

to stop it. >> Yeah. >> So, [laughter] you boss. >> Yeah. Irish Boston behavior is crazy. Boston, >> it was crazy. >> It's Yeah, that was rewatch. I had hyped. up. >> We rewatched it on I I came in. I was. Don't get me wrong, I had a couple. cocktails down at the beach. >> Came in, the boys were snuggled up. watching Spotlight on Tuby, which was. the funniest version of watching a movie. about. >> that every 3 seconds to commercials. AI.

casino commercials. >> Oh my god, >> it was bad, dude. in the middle of. people being like, "How many kids did. you rape?" Be like, "Are you ready to. win money?" [laughter]. >> Holy dude. >> They have like offensive They're like. offensive commercials, dude. >> Spears. >> They have one that would just make a hot. cartoon. >> a hot cartoon lady and then it would. just be the same commercial again with. just two AI generated black guys and it'. be like, "I just won a ton of money.". He's like, "Man, you playing games on. your phone." He's like, "I want 900. bucks.".

Like, let's do it together. Somebody get. the swords. [laughter]. >> I was upstairs fighting, shedding. weapons down, dude. You were. >> I was holling. I was trying to stop it. >> No, I was upstairs. pushing, man. You were downstairs ruing. the frame. You were frame. The. frames becoming my bad. >> What? >> You were pushing the table. >> He's kicking the He's. >> I can't do anything. Why are you kicking. the [laughter] table? >> Yeah. Why are you pushing? >> Are you having a YouTube spazz? >> I can't do anything, right? I guess. >> is it you? I told you it was YouTube. I.

was trying to I was just trying to. spread out. >> Classic YouTube. >> I'm ruining the shot. [laughter]. >> Did you see the metallic boys jump down. your throat of me? [laughter]. >> I literally, if you can see, you can. replay it. >> You can replay the shot. I go like this. [laughter] I. >> pushed it back. First time I failed. It. didn't go anywhere. I was like, "God. damn it." Everyone saw that [laughter]. shot. >> Stop talking. Stop moving the table.

>> [laughter]. >> ruining Gardini's frame. >> It has been a beautiful trip. It's been. such a beautiful trip. Very important. I. actually had such a nice trip. >> That was awesome. >> But every day I wake up, >> look out. I mean, look out, you see the. ocean. I so funny to wake up and see the. most beautiful thing in the world and be. like, "God damn, I don't think I can do this. again." [laughter]. I don't think, dude, I've been here for. a week. I'm here for like five more than.

>> Yeah, dude. You got to in front of you. >> You guys got Everyone's leaving. >> Who's all leaving? >> Everyone, dude, I'm going to be here by. myself. >> Neighbors saying you can eat pizza with. them. >> I'm going to hang out with the. neighbors. >> Hello. Look like. >> Going full metallic appraisal. >> Nasty. >> No, that' be you, too. [laughter]. >> That's ride the lightning. Screaming a. girl voicemail. >> Obviously Mel Gibson. >> You too. Metallica, man. He's Metallica. >> Okay. Tom Hanks. >> You too. Me, too. For sure. >> Okay. >> You see where we're going.

>> I [laughter] see where we're. >> But you understand the concept of which. one's cooler. >> Cooler for sure. >> It is. I get that. It's cooler. >> Yeah. >> But it's it's I just. >> I mean, >> it's not for me, that's all. >> Hat's backwards. [laughter]. >> Could be edge, though. >> I'll take edge. >> If it didn't have a brim on it, it'd be. edge. >> Yeah. >> Odd hat. I cut it off. If you got the. prim. >> I'm telling you, man. It just happens. I'm a backwards hat guy now. It not all. the time. 5050.

>> Sometimes I just go, I got to flip this. backwards. >> And we're about to talk, too. I don't. want to be straight in my face. >> I hear, >> you know, >> you want to mess up Guardian. He's shot. >> No, I never want to do [laughter]. >> that. Is that funny to them? >> They're laughing. >> I I love his shots. [laughter]. All right, that's do it. Bye. Watch new. episodes of Matt and Shane Secret.

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