Ep 624 - Big Boy (feat. Nate Marshall)

Wow. Wow. Wes. >> Hey, we're fired up, dude. We're here. We're here. We're here again every week, dude. We're here. We're rocking. >> I'm not trying to be purposely obscured. in the plants. This is just how the. seeds going. >> You do got the safari look going, though. >> You got the safari look going. >> I do look like jungle gym right now. >> The wild forbears. [laughter]. >> I got cooked in the sun yesterday. So, the bucket I just brought the bucket I. am wearing inside just to reflect how. absolutely sunburned I was. I got I just.

got destroyed in the sun and then I was. uh chilling at the house just dead. I I. had just eaten crushed my fiber like. drink, poured the fiber powder in the. drink. >> and dude I I I'm I'm like still in a a a. bathing suit with wet underwear cuz it's. you know the bathing suit doesn't have. air like why do you have an underwear. bathing suit? Cuz it didn't have like a. net and it's just it's so thin. >> And you were around you were around. children, right? >> Around children. You can't have you. can't have the tenis [clears throat]. getting vacuum sealed. [laughter]. >> Even even if.

>> change a moment. >> It's just weird. Even if I was like. presenting that day cuz it is we're in. the Austin heat. This is the best. flaccid dong weather [laughter] ever. I. could have even been presenting. I still. don't you don't want the [ __ ] dacet. You don't want the [ __ ] vacuum sealed. in the pool. It's just awkward. Yeah. >> And then you got to watch too. If I get. out of the water, I'll try to like. unvacuum seal. But then you're just. opening your waistband. You can be. flashing dong inadvertently. >> It's the. I don't know. I was about to complain. about a whole different thing. I got. like I get the same problem when I I. wear the net Jones, but my like soft.

water dick gets mashed into the front of. it, but it looks like every time I don't. know if it's just the way my dick. wrestled my balls, it looks like I have. the tiniest bones there and it's just I. get up and every time like, oh [ __ ]. >> Yeah, it sucks, dude. >> It sucks. You got to do you got to do a. quick like and then it's like Yeah, you. get into the head game of like, is this. person wondering why I'm adjusting? >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to look like. it. Big dick behavior. Is it little dick. behavior? I don't know. I don't I don't. know what these [ __ ] ladies are. thinking at the pool. >> And I don't want anybody to think it's. weirdo behavior cuz cuz I feel like I.

got to do it every time I get out the. pool. >> I've been trying to let it ride, but I I. do cuz every now and again it's not as. bad as you think. Yeah. >> And that's why I'll keep the boxer. briefs on under certain bathing suits. that don't have the compression. >> because it's like they're so thin. If I. get vacuum sealed, it's just just. awkward, dude. I get nervous to just. even check how bad it looks cuz I feel. like once you make eye contact with it, you if you notice you're like, "Well, I. got it.". >> You I try to hit it underwater as I'm. getting out. I'll try to then if you let. the water in, it breaks the seal. Water. rushes. I haven't thought of that.

>> I don't think about it till I'm out the. water. >> I know. >> I'm like 99% of the times I'm just. constantly coming out. But lately I have. been [clears throat] like, >> I'm going to let it ride. I'm going to. let it ride. We have [ __ ] foreigners. here. We got guys in speedos a lot more. >> Yeah. Yeah. We there's there was a dude. in speedos the other day laying on his. back just sunning a hog and it's just. like bro do you do you but like I I was. >> probably feels nice. >> swimming being like girls don't even. like that dude they don't like that. [laughter].

you're being weird and I I was there was. like these two ladies and I'm like I was. like they don't like that. [clears throat] that's got to just be. >> I I got to ask actually because now I. need to know if ladies think. [clears throat] that's like. >> cuz in my mind it looks so goofy it's no. way they go that's hot as hell. Yeah, it. I honestly though upon if I had my eye. on these guys, they were gay guys right. away. I'm like, "Oh, duh.". >> They're not even worried about who what. ladies think. >> Weren't even thinking about them, they. were probably wondering what I was. thinking about. And I'm like, I am. actively thinking. I'm the only guy in. this pool [laughter] thinking about your. dong right now.

>> But dude, like think about it like a We. see ladies in bikinis and go, "Ooh, you. know, 100%." Also, sunny your dog. probably feels sunny your dick is. probably like I I don't really outside. of like pissing outside during the day. Like I don't know what sun on my dick. feels like. It's probably. >> It's nice. But he was But again, it was. still speedoed up. He didn't have it. like hanging out. >> But still, that's this much of a layer. >> That's true. It was there. >> And it's like a tight layer. It's not. like when you're in just your your swim. trunks was kind of like over you. It's.

like. >> Yeah. You're not feeling the rays. That's He was definitely feeling the. rays on his dog. He It's probably what. was swelling it up. >> I was about to say it probably makes it. I There's a part of me that thinks it. makes it at least a little bigger. >> Definitely, dude. >> Just warm in the sun and there's a. [ __ ] guy swimming there with his kids. [laughter] constantly checking your. penis in the pool. He's probably like, "What the hell's going on? [laughter]. >> It's working. It's working. My gay. trap's working.". >> Is that sunburnt dude checking out my. dick? >> It was It was just I The angle was crazy.

cuz he was laying on his back. Yeah. >> So if you're if you came out of the. water, >> you saw the dudes, you just saw dick. All you saw was dick. You're like, "Wow, man. What the hell?". >> And like the underside of dick, the. worst shot. >> It was It was like a crazy angle where I. was like, "Bro, did you set this up?". >> Yeah. >> Did you lift Did you lift it before you. laid. >> It was Yeah, he was. Yeah, he definitely. propped it. He [laughter]. That's just probably stuff you learn at. gay school. >> How to lay out, how to just [laughter]. put it up properly. We never learned.

Our dads never taught us how to put it. up properly. headmanship and penis. presentation. and three P's. [laughter]. But yeah, that was uh that was the day. yesterday just floating, swimming, getting absolutely cooked. I learned I. learned about swimming though. I did. learn about um learned how to swim. properly. >> Was it a. >> took lessons after my kid my kid got. done lessons and I I kind of I asked I. was like, "Yeah, you know, everyone give. an old man some technique lessons.". Dude, swimming like swimming properly so.

[ __ ] hard. >> Yeah. What what stroke were they. teaching you? >> Freestyle. >> Okay. Ask somebody a stroke. But. >> no. Hey, dude. That's swimming culture. It's like pause culture can't even be in. swimming culture. [laughter] Swimming. culture is so outlandish with speedos. And. >> dude, it was. >> No, it would be you'd be pausing all. day. >> You'd be paused. You wouldn't even be. able You [laughter] can't even function. If you're even in a paused mindset, if I. brought Dame Dash or somebody [laughter]. to a swim meet, he would he would have. he'd have to leave. He's saying he could.

be paused for be in there. I was at a. swim meet. He's like, "Pause.". [laughter]. You know, he's [snorts] in a full suit. on a podcast trying to. do whatever the [ __ ] he's up to. >> I hope this isn't a hilariously like I. can't swim question, but what I know. what's freestyle? Like it's just. anything. >> Freestyle is the classic. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. >> Let me actually get proper form. >> Oh, hand over hand. >> My hands are cuped. >> Whatever that is. But the um that's. freestyle is hard to do without getting. completely gas. You could breaststroke.

indefinitely. >> Yeah, that that was. >> because you're coming up. But freestyle, I mean, this is I don't want to bore. people out of their minds, but if you're. doing it properly, you need to have a. plan like, okay, three strokes, breathe. Because if you're like stroke, stroke, stroke, oh [ __ ] I'm out of air. And you. don't even come up for air. You just. kind of roll to your side and your mouth. breaches and you take in air and you go. back down. But if you miss, I would just. I would bring water in. You're like, it. was. >> I have a long way to go. That's all. I. have a long way to go. So you you found. out you actually can't swim also.

>> Oh, I can swim. It's a matter of. technique. >> I mean I mean I can I can do 1,000 yards. in about 27 minutes. >> Trying to find solidarity between the. three of us, bro. >> No, I I hear you. I'm not a particularly. great swimmer. If you want to bond over. that swim, Nate, I got a great butterfly. stroke. >> Bro, no you don't. [laughter]. >> Bro, no you don't. When uh last. >> That's a ladybug stroke, dude. [laughter]. >> [laughter]. >> I want to see your butterfly now. >> Okay. Yo, matter of fact, almost a year.

ago. >> Where's your legs doing? Where's your. legs doing? [laughter]. >> We went on the lake was like a about a. year ago. You that you, bro, you were. terrified of the water. Me, too. >> Lake water's I will say lake water is a. little different. >> It was I I we I think we both did the. whole day with uh the floaty. We were We. were We were life jacks. We were. >> smart. Floaty in floaty in the lake is. honestly especially I'm sure alcohol is. involved. >> If we wouldn't have done that, we'd have. drowned and then you guys would have. been the racist guys who killed us on. the internet. That wouldn't have been.

true. But that's what the internet would. say. They'd be like they went out there. with their wife. >> Little Obama chef conspiracy. [laughter]. >> That's what it would have been gay and. racist. It was like gay racist. conspiracy. [laughter]. >> We We get overly confident. They just. >> I'm pretty sure they [ __ ] their. producers and [laughter]. drowned them. in Lake Austin. >> We get too confident ruin everybody's. lives. [laughter]. >> I mean, yeah, there was um. whatchamacallit I I just saw a thing a.

famous like Instagram bodybuilder like a. fitness influencer like an OG fitness. influencer just Yeah. He just Well, he. drowned. >> The guy I forget his name. He um. >> I saw one about a guy who was like on. Iawaska and he like ran out of a. building. >> No, wait, the guy in Thailand. >> Uh I'll find it cuz I I find the guy I'm. talking about. >> I just I just had it here in my phone. Uh yesterday, but there was a guy who. was like a OG fitness influencer. 32. years old and let me see if I can find. it right here.

>> Uh. >> Conor Murphy, >> I believe so. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the guy. >> 32 years old. >> Yeah. Yeah, he apparently was just in. Thailand and bugged out. Like he smeared. paint all over. He like just was up all. night. >> It again he's I think the toxicology is. coming in. It seems like meth type. stuff. >> I have a video if you want to see him. from like when he was about to pass out. like. >> Thailand meth seems terrifying. >> This is a video from him like. >> Oh yeah, he ran well the cops came and. he ran away and jumped into a like a. really deep lake or wherever it was. tried to swim away and he [ __ ] just.

drowned. >> Yeah, >> that's how he went out. >> That's him. Is that what he was on? >> Oh [ __ ]. >> Oh no. Oh god, dude. [laughter]. >> That's [ __ ]. >> That doesn't look fun. >> Yeah. No. >> Oh, that's. >> He's like playing with his tongue. >> Damn. I want. >> Also, that was a thing I wanted to try. one day was but that like might have.

just scared me off of I'm staunchly also. staunchly I don't I think it's bizarre. like all these guys that do Iawaska it's. they always do it 50 [ __ ] times. >> they go you go down into a jungle I I. really do suspect that some of that. stuff is a cult. Yeah. >> Again, it's like you never did it, blah. blah blah. Fair enough. But I see a lot. of people like this is my 50th ISA. journey. >> Yeah, >> dude. I feel like. >> too [ __ ] many. >> Exactly. Exactly. Why?

>> Double digits. >> If if it is this like, you know, mother. spirit transformative thing, you got to. pay this guy a thousand bucks again to. do it down in Peru. >> Yeah. >> Why? >> I. >> I personally and my I've talked to Tom, my brother, about this a lot. He he. shares I I think even more so kind of a. paranoid concern where you go down to. like you know say Peru wherever these. guys like the Iowa scarero guys shaman. types man that is the easiest hustle to. pull off. >> Yeah. You get a rich guy from America or.

London or England, wherever, you have. him tripping [ __ ] balls with a bunch. of other people and then afterwards. you're like, "Bro, you're a during that. whole thing." Like, I think you're like. part of the great lineage and you need. to come back down here and train. And. like. >> I don't know. I could I don't want to be. yuck and yum or being like a big time. hater on people's [ __ ] you know. psychedelic bugout sesh but like. >> dude that [ __ ] freaks me out where it's. like this is my 50th time I'm just I.

have so much more to clear. It's like. dude I know I know one dude who did it. he did it once and he he did he changed. his life. I don't know if it was for the. better or not but he was like he had. like a good job working it for like a. like a big company or whatever. He just. quit and started like after he did ios. he came back and quit and started taking. care of like volunteering and taking. care of dogs at the Humane Society. >> That's true. >> Like that's cool. But it also is like. you had a great gig, bro. [laughter]. I don't know if that I don't know if. your family was pretty hype on that.

>> No, that that's the thing. I've heard of. a couple people too who have been like, "Yeah, I've done it once or twice. It. was like the It was life-changing. Amazing." It's like, "Cool. That's. nice." I've also I feel like I've seen a. couple people kind of bug like. completely bug on it and then like I. remember I remember really early on when. it was first coming online talking to. someone where like. >> you would hear about it like it was like. steroids we' be like. >> it was like hippie steroids like dude. he's just on a different level now like. my I remember someone telling like dude. my boy did I came back now he has a dual.

screen computer and he just like does. [ __ ] all day on just [laughter] like. >> you know it's just looking at. conspiracies. >> two screens now that's that was the big. breakthrough True. [laughter]. But yeah, I don't know. I I do think. there's like I don't know. I I'm like. the more I see of that stuff, the more. I'm kind of I'm really hesitant. >> Yeah. >> But my whole point is definitely don't. do it in your [ __ ] apartment by. yourself in Thailand if that's what. you're. >> every two hours. >> He was doing extra doses. >> He said every two hours he was like. taking uh I was.

>> with who though? Just himself. >> Just himself. Yeah. >> That's Well, that's the other thing. You. get people who are like in the States. like, "No, I I can make it. I'll just. bring it over." It's like I'm not doing. it in my house. >> Yeah. >> What the [ __ ] dude? Then you're like, "No, take me to the jungle. I don't care. if I'm being sucked into a cold. Give me. the. >> And everybody I know who's done it say. it's like a six-hour trip." Like every. two is like he was bugging. He had to be. on I don't know. >> Multiple. >> Yeah. Multiple levels. >> Yeah. He was in all the dimensions. [laughter]. >> He saw his past, present. >> Andrew Andrew Tate was He was talking.

about I Oscar and he says it's for. cowards. >> He's like, "If I want to define myself, I'll go in the ring and I'll fight and. see what I'm made of." I mean, >> I don't need Iawaska like that. That's. what he said. >> Okay. My thing is like, do it before you. talk [ __ ] That's [laughter]. that's the OG anti- stoner. Like, dude, I don't even care what any then I. guarantee he would bug out and freak the. [ __ ] out. [laughter]. That's my thing. It's like it's probably. sick. I'm not saying it's not sick. It's. just the context is in kind of bugs me. out a little bit where it's like I'm.

part of the ancient lineage. And I've. heard that stuff's not even real. like. the like I heard they did it like there. was like a thing they did a long time. ago, but like this whole like Iowa. lineage. I could be wrong. I've heard. it's pretty recent in terms of like. formalizing it and all this stuff. Again, >> the thing we're starting to like almost. like if you're a salesman like. >> it's kind of a grift. I heard it's a bit. of a hustle. >> Again, I could be wrong. I don't know. >> I. mean, good luck with that, but. [laughter]. I don't even know how to spell it. I.

It's like up there with diarrhea. >> Yeah. Impossible to spell. >> Yep. >> Impossible to spell. [laughter]. >> That's all I My whole thing is just like. heed caution cuz it's easy, dude. You. imagine again if you are if you happen. to be a bit of a malevolent actor. It's. easy to snack. You have some weward. westerner and you're you [ __ ] blow. their mind. You're dressed. You have a. log. You just like look like the thing. they want you to look like. You I. believe that guy. Especially if you're. going there for that. You're you want. that to all be true. They already know.

that that they, you know, they want you. to believe or they want to believe. everything you're put pitching to them. >> It's probably a layup. >> I mean, the easiest I think the babes. the the babes are there. You can snag. the babes. They're first and foremost. >> Just like you have the beautiful mother. spirit. You're a divine. >> I you I do. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. >> Have you ever done like theory yoga. classes? How did you know? >> Oh my god. How you. >> Oh my god, I have done Orange Theory. Is. it showing? [laughter]. >> It's just a Peruvian creeps. Bunch of.

guys with llamas. again. Maybe I'm wrong. All right. Maybe. I'm wrong. Maybe it's chill. Again, it's. my thing is I will say for the record, terrified to do it. Maybe one day it'd. be cool. You can all do it. You stay. maybe at a company retreat level. That. way we none of us get whisked away into. >> So that's like a zero for you. I a. complete zero. >> Maybe maybe one day. Again, maybe one. day. Again, I could be wrong. I I you. know I I have a lot of I have a tendency. to like hear things and be like [ __ ]. that that's [ __ ] But. >> I think it definitely probably rocks.

your socks cuz it's similar to DMT. I. think. >> I'm nervous. That's one I'm nervous. about. >> I smoked DMT before and I it was. >> You're telling me you're going to turn. that on for 6 hours? >> No, thank you. >> Did you do like the straight DMT or did. you do like the the chang but it's still. like I blasted I was I was gone. >> I. >> it's [ __ ] nuts, dude. I was so I had. the changer for a while and just I had. it so long I was like it might not be. good anymore. I should. >> you need and again this this is you know. I'm contradicting myself but you need. somebody there. You can't. [clears throat]. >> it's going to be me and my girl. She's.

not. >> you don't you need like I I luckily. still have a thing where like if I'm. with my older brother I'm like my older. brother's here. I'm totally cool. >> Yeah. >> So I smoked a chaot with him and I was. like what could go wrong with my older. and dude it literally felt like someone. just like like you know we see. everything here. here. I feel like. someone just crunched that like a soda. can and I was just somewhere else. >> I'm laughing cuz I You said that and you. saw the day I You were with me. The day. I lost that [laughter] my brother. couldn't hang at the show. >> Yeah, that was the day I was like, "Yo,

I'm big bro now." [laughter] Like. he went down. >> What is a chenga? changen when you take. so you take basically DMT and rather. than smoking the crystal itself you can. kind of like melt it down or like. dissolve it in something and put it on. like an herb like anything and then you. uh let that the alcohol whatever. evaporate out and you're it like. transfers the DMT into a smokable herb. form so that way you can just kind of. rip it out of a bong and then having to.

like blow torch crystals like a. crackhead. So yeah, it was that it's and here's the. thing too. It's like, you know, I'm not. the biggest psychonaut in the world, but. it's like, I've done mushrooms a bunch. of times. I've done all that stuff. At. the end of the day, there's really nothing that can. completely. ice out your dayto-day, like a Tuesday. 10:00 a.m. [ __ ] part of the day. >> Yeah. >> You can only you can only get better at. that by facing it head on. The idea. like, dude, I [ __ ] transcended to. another dimension with this and now it's.

like. >> now I'm not. >> Yeah. Maybe for three months, man. And. then you're going to like you're going. to get an annoying phone call and you're. going to spaz. and it's going to contradict this whole. [ __ ] personality you've built around. being high for 10 hours. >> That might be that might. >> that's going to suck and then you're. going to get depressed is I've I've seen. it. >> That that might be the nice though. It. might last long. But like that like. little bit. >> Yeah, it's the afterglow. >> Yeah, cuz the cuz you the mushroom. afterlow I feel like last for like if. you if you do I don't know. I've never. really done more than an eighth, but. that lasts for like two days of like,

you know what, nothing's that bad. The. world's great. People are nice. And then. you get like by day three, you're back. to like yelling in traffic or [laughter]. whatever the [ __ ]. >> I mean, again, I'm I'm not against it. I. think it's I think it rocks that we have. that stuff, especially for as we get. older. >> Yeah. >> I think it's like massive. It's going to. be so great to approach death with the. ability to be like, "Oo, oh yeah, diagnosis isn't good." Yeah. >> Time for a five grammar. It's all been, you know, I'm not in like some weird. basement. This is all above board. Yeah.

I think all of that is phenomenal. It's. just this whole thing when guys are like. with the whole like Twitter thread brain. where it's like, let me tell you about a. time I've absolutely transcended. Here's. how I've done. It's like, dude, shut the. [ __ ] up. No, you haven't. You're a. [ __ ] dumbass. This is probably AI. >> It's That's the [ __ ] I hate when it's. like I've gone to I just I've gone to. another level. >> I would love to feel like that, though. Like come back and just be weird around. y'all. Like I'm just wearing [ __ ]. >> I've dude I've literally done this. I've. lived it. I've [laughter] lived it. And.

you just crash. It's a delusion. It's a. chemically powered delusion that crashes. so [ __ ] hard and you go [ __ ] Just. start only wearing sandals and [ __ ]. [laughter] like that. Just. No, guys. I I know what's going on. [laughter]. >> If I got diagnosed with like a deadly. disease, I'd be on mushrooms all the. time. I think that would be like it. Just deal. I would do like a crazy. amount too. >> every day. Like a bunch. >> I might eat a like a like a quarter. ounce, like a half ounce. I think I. might definitely if I knew I'm dying.

Pure vision quest. >> Yeah. Full, you know, lay me down. >> It's not I'm finishing my life, God. And. it's [laughter] going to be right. >> Here's the thing, though. Maybe, maybe. I I like to think I would, too. But. imagine tripping really hard when you. know you have a terrible disease. >> Cuz then you might go like, "Oh, [ __ ] I. have a disease.". And I'm going to Yeah, it could freak. you out. >> Although, no, but if you take enough, you will like leave your body and that. would be pleasant because you'd be like, "What the [ __ ] a disease? I'm going. over here.

>> I'm never going back to that thing. [laughter] [ __ ] that. My body sucks. My body's cooked. >> My mind is gay. [laughter]. I'm on the [ __ ] ethereal plane.". >> Come back into your body, you're like, "Damn, [ __ ] I thought I was I thought I. made it out." Like I already met [ __ ]. guy. >> I think overall for real probably would. help if you have a terminal disease and. you get to like blast out of the whole. body sphere. >> Mhm. >> No doubt. Huge W spiritual W for sure.

It's just when you're like 27, you're a. coder and you're like I've actually. hacked the fabric of reality. [laughter]. >> And Tate, dude. Oh, I just get in the. ring to see what it's like first of all, okay, so then you know whatever. I'm not. going to hate on Tate, but it's like I. he's not in UFC or anything. >> Yeah. It's like it's definitely. impressive to be a kickboxer, but like. Okay, dude. Cool. And it's also like. he's not defined by his fighting. It's. it's his online personality that's. attracting people. So, it's kind of. nuts. >> Tate used to be a fighter. He's a. kickboxer. >> He was like a kickbox champion.

>> He's a real Yeah, he's a real kickboxer. >> The last time he fought he like lost. though, didn't he? >> Yeah. I mean, every fighter loses, but. it's also like I'm not Again, I'm not. sitting here hating on Kilbert Tate's. fighting. >> Yeah. >> But it's like, dude, if that's the case, get in the [ __ ] octagon with a UFC. guy, you know? But it's, you know, it's. whatever. That whole that I've. encountered that so many times. It's. like, [ __ ] that. Smoking weed is [ __ ]. It's like, dude, you will bug out. It's. okay. You'll bug out. Be like, I don't. even need that [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] It's. like, okay, cool. I've been debating. whether or not I'm going to like do.

something like that for my dad. He's. getting like he's getting older. He's. getting goofyrained. Yeah. >> And uh. >> and I don't know. Just part of me feels. like that would be nice for him, but I. don't want to. Are you laughing at me. calling it goofy brain? >> What's goofy? Yeah. Explain goofy brain. dementia. [laughter]. >> Oh, no. Truthy brain. >> Apparently, I I've read a thing that uh. single dose massive mushroom things help. dementia. >> And that's from that's from our healthar. Brian Johnson. See this? That's a new. health jar. Health.

>> Brian. No, Brian Johnson. >> Yeah. I thought he has an incurable. disease. >> He's got a little bit of he's our little. [ __ ] autoimmune stuff, dude. Everyone. has that. If anyone If anyone can figure. it out, it's him. He's just going to now. he's going to dedicate all his time and. money to curing whatever this is. >> You're talking about the guy who was. drinking his child blood has a weird. disease. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> But it's the guy who got that mushroom. thing on. >> Brian Johnson. Brian Johnson. Here's the. thing. Yes. When he swapped blood serum. with the sun. Is that creepy optically? Yes. Obviously that's a very very. [ __ ] I mean it's the essence of.

creepy [laughter] to like to actually. like suck out your son's youth and. inject it into your It's from fairy. tales. [laughter] He did the mirror. mirror on the wall and instead of. [ __ ] giving a poison apple, he was. like, "Yo, give me some of your genetic. youth. Just you have enough. Let me let. me feed from you, boy." Yes, that's very. unappealing. I understand that. However, what the thing I do like about him is he. publishes all he puts all of his money. in his stuff and he's very seems pretty.

transparent about all of his findings. So, I I do again as as optically. not the best that is, I I do appreciate. what he's doing. Yeah, he's going. euthogenics on his son. [laughter] He. >> is doing he's doing me genics. >> But yeah, that's, you know, that's a. whole thing. >> Is he getting funding from people or. he's just like his own money? >> He's rich. He's rich from tech [ __ ]. >> Ah, >> so he took all of his tech though and. he's becoming like a, you know, like a. healthy vamp. >> I love. >> he's doing healthy vamp life, which is a. new It's a totally new thing.

>> Yeah. I like I like this new thing where. like people make a bunch of money from. like one tech thing and then just do. whatever they want for the rest of their. lives. Exactly. >> Yeah. >> It's not It's not like, you know, I I. have we have parallel interests, me and. me and [ __ ] Brian Johnson, but. there's a part where I'm kind of like, all right, this is a little weird. >> I'm obviously a Sun Maxer. He's not. That's where we really disagree. But the. thing he did, he got really. >> He thinks the sun is banned. >> Yeah, he wears an umbrella. It's. embarrassing. But [laughter] the. umbrellas, umbrellas for rain are just. like I I find that questionable enough.

For the sun is like, bro, come on. That's just for Asian ladies and. [laughter]. >> and a pasty white weeb ladies. That's if. we're going to extend it. [laughter]. >> Irish is unacceptable, dude. I took my. burn like a man in the pool yesterday. No sunscreen. [laughter]. >> But yeah, the uh the thing Brian Johnson. did is he took a like mushrooms, like. big doses, and hooked himself up to like. state-of-the-art brain [ __ ] And he's. now he's t he's taking his nerd brain. Yeah.

>> onto the science of mushrooms. And he's. finding like, dude, these things are so. good. >> Yeah. for like a lot of stuff that we're. not using. >> I was thinking about giving him a little. micro and telling him like, "Yo, this is. like, you know, like not like a half a. gram maybe.". >> Take it. >> Oh, yeah. He My My dad used to My dad. used to be a. >> He got dementia, man. He won't know. [laughter]. >> I'll tell him. I'll tell him. He'll be. like, "All right, Nathan. Uh, he'll give. it a shot." But he used to be a dead. head. Like, for real. For real. A dead. >> So, yeah. >> That like might be why he [ __ ] has. the [ __ ] [ __ ] going on now. He's a. real dead.

>> Yeah. He used to He told me some story. about like riding a motorcycle. He. didn't know how to ride a motorcycle on. acid. Like he used to be if you met him, you wouldn't guess it. He comes off like. a straight lace uh like just dude. But. >> usually the most far out guys, by the. way. >> Yeah. Like. >> come off pretty straight lace if I'm. being honest. >> When when he was younger, he was he went. to Catholic school too in Reic and uh. like all his homies were just like. Italian dudes and I don't know, he just. became dead heads with them. And. >> that's so sick. like it just he was like. selling weed with the like he and and I.

didn't believe him when he would first. tell me but he did that dad thing where. he would like tell it again like like it. and he it would never be it would just. be like a story he told like the first. time nothing's different I was like oh. he really did that [ __ ] he just wasn't. trying to sound cool but. >> yeah no he's probably and also he. probably was like. >> yeah I would imagine he he wouldn't try. to just sound cool for his probably like. yeah. >> especially if he was a yeah being a dead. head back then must have it was those. >> black deadhead. >> black dead head is wild dude It was. >> And it was like those dudes just like. chomped LSD with no [ __ ] clue what it.

was. >> Yeah, that was apparently that was him. I don't. >> Black Dead had all the white women you. can [ __ ] dude. >> Bro, he went to Catholic school when I. was uh I don't mean now I don't mean to. like hop up my dad, but. >> No, that is a buffet. That is a show. bunny [laughter] buffet. >> That is a bunny buff. >> I I was at uh y you know at the pal they. had pals. Yeah, y'all at the pal, right? He I was at the PAL for like a summer. camp and this lady like found out about. me, realized she knew my dad. She was a. freshman when he was a senior. She.

brought in the yearbook, showed me the. picture and was like, "Oh," she told me. She was like, "All the girls used to. like your dad." And it was just like, "Hell yeah.". >> Yeah, dude. He was probably the absolute. girth monster on [laughter]. >> of the dead lot in the 70s. [laughter]. >> Who's the OG girth monster? Yeah, I'm. >> You got to find out if he had like a. hippie name because a lot of those dudes. did have like a alias. That's really. fun. Funny names. >> Dumb ass. >> Probably was just Girthquake. [laughter].

>> Girthquake is so [ __ ] funny. [laughter]. >> Dad, is it true they called you Girth in. Buffalo 72? >> Son, how'd you know? [laughter]. >> That's going to be nice though. You give. him the mushrooms. You got to play the. dead. You got to put on the dead so. Mac in the day moment. >> Yeah, true. That's a good idea. actually. be a good call. >> Yeah, that's a good call. >> My My brother's on a similar quest to. get my parents on the micros. >> It'd be [clears throat] good. It'd be. good. >> Where they They're not in Philly. anymore, right? >> They're They're in Philly. They're like. right outside.

>> Oh, coco. >> Where they always been. So, I mean, they. should just move to Florida. >> Yeah. >> Honestly, that would be the most chill. if they just or at least like split. time. >> Yeah. >> Just going there all winter and come. back. >> Get around the warm. >> Yeah. Not worry about shoveling. Or does. your dad still shovel or like have. >> Dude, they they get like I mean they. they're they get full Tonka toys. They. have because they have like loaders. They have like excavators. Loaders or. they don't use excavator for the thing, but they'll use like backhos. >> Yeah. >> And just plow the driveway. They're so. into maintenance.

>> Yeah. Okay. >> Grass, all that [ __ ] They'll. >> So, they might miss the winter if they. go down to. >> I think they they would enjoy My dad's a. big fisherman. >> He'll enjoy the [ __ ] boats. He's a. He's a big uh pedal kayak guy. So he. like he loves being on the smallest boat. in the water and looking at all the big. boats and being like the [ __ ] would you. need that [ __ ]. >> it's a [ __ ] waste. It's his favorite. thing in the world like the [ __ ] is that. >> dude ain't nothing like cutting your own. grass though. >> Yeah. I don't know. We were just I I I. don't want like I don't want to I have I.

got an apartment instead of trying to. rent a house for that reason. I did not. want to. >> I used to cut my grandma's grass all the. time and then she had like a yard. >> It's cool. Well, I mean it's it's if you. put on the thing is is like you try to. put in the tunes the [ __ ] lawn. mower's so loud it f the tunes don't. come through that well. I used to mow. the lawn back in the day with the CD. Walkman. It was just torture. Hit a bump. skip and I'd be like [ __ ] trying to. listen to [ __ ] Wang forever. >> I'm surprised you don't have like mowing. grass fears because of debris.

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on Netflix this Monday, July 13th, at. 8:00 p.m. Eastern, 5:00 p. a.m. Pacific. >> Love it. Uh just real quick, please come. to Optois. Me, La Mer, and Sean. Oh, no. Sean probably won't actually be at that. one, I think. But. >> he'll be back. >> He I think he's going straight to uh to. Philly though. Wait, no. What is it? Se. 17th. >> 21st. >> Oh, he'll be back. Yeah. Ma Marshaw will. be there. Optimacus Creek in the Cave. July 21st. Please, please come. >> All right. August 7th and 8th, I'll be. in San Jose, California. Please come to.

that. August 13th and 14th, I'll be in. Spokane, Washington. and that'll be fun. And then the old fall tour kicks up. Uh. September 11th, I'll be in Portland, Maine, and then Boston, Massachusetts, Royal Oak, Michigan, Milwaukee, Charlotte, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Chattanooga, or Chattanooga, excuse me, Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, Orlando, New. York, New Jersey, Baltimore, Columbus, Cincinnati, San Diego, Sacramento. So, that'll go into December. So, please. come, guys. >> Hell yeah.

>> Wait guys, wait, don't leave. It's me, Lair. July 31st in uh Savannah, Georgia. at 7 p.m. Please come to that and then. check Larly Fun. [laughter]. >> Mowing grass fears because of debris. >> No. >> What happened to him? >> Uh my he cut his toe off. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. No, I used to mow my grandpa died. on a lawn mower. It's my like bloodline. >> Dang. >> Dang. He didn't really. [clears throat]. >> Yeah. He was working at the vets like. the Amvets. >> Such a beast. >> Yeah. Then he had like a heart attack. Just like kept going. >> [ __ ] be. That is a [ __ ] beast. It.

really is. Night on a lawnmower is. nasty. You know what kind of craft he. was working? >> John Deere, brother. [laughter]. >> The green and yellow. >> [ __ ] dude. I didn't know that. [laughter]. That is such a beastly deck. >> It really is. >> Dying what you love, doing what you. love. >> You just kept riding. Literally rode. into the sunset. >> I was praying he got to lower the deck. [laughter]. It'd. >> be a shame if he didn't get to lower the. deck. Just smell that grass one more. time.

Yeah, I'm on a right now and I don't. know I don't know when this just like. hit me the other day. I'm on a personal. quest right now to make my mind better. than the phone scroll. >> So in any moment that I I have mental. downtime that I initially it's like. instinctively pull out the phone to. scroll. >> Yeah. >> I don't know when it just occurred to. me. I'm like dude that's such a [ __ ]. affront to myself to be like my mind's. not better. It's like every time I. scroll I'm like this is pointless. This. is dumb. >> Yeah. Then I'm going, well, I'm saying. that's better than just like my mind.

I'm like, I'm on a quest now to be like, no, my mind's better than the scroll. >> I can find more entertainment. >> I can find more entertainment in my own. brain. I don't need the scroll. And I've. been off it. I've been off the scroll. My my screen time's down to like two. hours. >> I I was reading something that uh that. was like saying that boredom is like. good for your brain, too. We're trying. so hard to not be bored. Like you're. taking a dump phone. You're doing you're. waiting at like I don't know at the. doctor's phone. And it was like boredom. is good is like your brain is you're. thinking about things. You're you're.

you're you're getting better empathy. You're doing all this other like I don't. know dumb human [ __ ] Not dumb human. [ __ ] but like human [ __ ] that we don't. do as much anymore cuz all of our. downtime is like all right I got. downtime. What's going on? >> Well yeah it's literally like. subconscious processing. >> So that's why when they say like sleep. on it like you you thinking about stuff. and then your brain goes offline and you. wake up you're like oh I you know that's. why people figure that out. I think the. boredom is like for me it's just like. yeah it's just a sick part of the day. It's like you're left alone with. yourself and you have to like like they. did back in like the day when you were.

out in like a field in like the 1700s. you would just be like staring at the. sky with nothing to do. I feel like. that's a good idea generation time. >> That's when you kick out a sick idea or. one leaps out of nowhere. >> Yeah. >> This the whole thing of just constantly. pulling that out is just I don't know. for some I don't know when it happened. I just got like sick of the idea. I was. like, >> "Dude, my brain is be my brain's better. than this.". >> Yeah. >> Why the [ __ ] am I What am I doing? Why. am I Why am I negging my brain and mind. >> as if like I need to watch people fall. and argue. [snorts].

>> I love watching people fall, though. [laughter]. >> Watching people fall is so good. >> It is nice. [laughter]. >> You don't need to, but then you see one, you're like, "Well, that's the funniest. thing I've seen all day.". >> I know [laughter] it is good. again is. not not it. My problem is I'll be bored. and then I'll scroll till I'm so bored. of scrolling that then I'm somehow able. to return to normal life and I'm like. dude. >> I'm just going to cut it out. I'm going. to try my best to cut it out altogether. >> I do feel mentally drained after those. long scrolls. Like I can feel like.

something in the front of my head like. feels like tired. I feel like I don't. know maybe dopamine or whatever. But. >> your brain's literally going it's so. much [ __ ] stimuli. Your brain's just. it's not like you're going. >> oh I'm here and well now I'm. entertained. It's like a mentally taxing. event to constantly be like. and then to watch and be like what why. the [ __ ] would they say that. >> it's kind of like a psychological. assault you know. >> that's my whole point. It's like dude. it's the uh and it's like you have. almost every single person tuning in.

Not everyone has different algorithms. but it's like the there's a part of your. individuality that is like those quiet. moments I think kind of make up because. you're in those moments you're going huh. I never thought about this. I never. thought about this. But in all your. quiet moments are replaced with almost. like watching a commercial. >> Yeah. >> It's going to be like it's has this like. bland uniform. >> effect way to put it like watching a. [ __ ] commercial. >> That's kind of what you're doing. You're. watching a very sophisticated. commercial. >> Yeah. >> It's just like you know like a Pepsi. commercial. Although it's tied to like. all the corporations and they're just. like keeping you in that like I call it.

a negative flow state. >> And you're just in a literally a. negative flow state that like goes. nowhere and they're just sending you. [ __ ] [ __ ] anger, horny. You. know, somebody got hurt, so that's. funny. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> that's awesome. >> Oh, someone you don't like. Yeah. has. embarrassed themselves. Yeah. >> Congratulations. >> Yeah. Netty's up to it again. Good job. [laughter]. >> You win. No, I I'm I'm really am I'm I'm. really working that out of being like, "Yeah, I need to whatever def whatever. I'm deficient in to make it so that I.

can't enjoy a quiet moment with myself. I'm going to actually take that head on. rather than staring at my phone and. continue to pacify myself into oblivion. >> That's nice. >> Do you think a book counts, too? Like. >> books are good. Books are good. >> Well, why are they different than phone? >> I'll tell you why. A book, you're taking. on the spirit of the author. It's a. transformative experience. You never. once you put down a book, you can go. I've never once put down my scroll and. have been inspired in any way. The book on the other hand is you're. communing with people dead and alive on.

a very very deep personal level. So I. would say books 100 all this is this is. my is my prescriptive action is you have. to come up with actions that make time. feel not like torture. So books of. constructive action instrument obviously. I think is a huge one. walks, talking to. people, anything else than staring at. from I I really think it's bad. >> Puzzle's fantastic. Puzzles are great. I've been wanting shooting to be like my.

new hobby cuz I live close to the range, but it's like I buying bullets is so. [ __ ] It's not like [laughter] a cheap. You go like, "All right, I'm just having. a relaxing day." Expensive, man. >> Yeah. You drop 150 old bullets. You're. like, "Well, now I'm stressed out about. these bullets.". >> How much are bullets now? I haven't. bought bullets and depending on cuz I I. have a nine and I have a like a gun that. shoots 5.56 and the nine is not too bad. but the 5.56 is the one I want to shoot. more and like it's that those are. [ __ ]. >> like a box a decent box is like I don't. know 150 or something like for like 150.

of them ends up being like 50 70 bucks. depending on. >> I don't know it's always like a. different box size when I go to the. range so it's just like a different. >> Well, you know what you could do? You. could become a cop cuz then I think if. you're a police officer, you go to the. gun range there and they give you. ammunition. You can just not use it all. and you can stockpile it basically free. >> So I've heard. I don't know if that's. true. >> Well, you're stockpiling, brother. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You're the [ __ ] You're the welloiled. militia that's going to protect this. government, dude. So, you deserve some. [ __ ] ammo. The taxpayers. I. [laughter] like it.

>> I've been getting copled. >> Cop. Yeah. They're um. >> bad cop pill or good cop pill? No, it's. just like uh. ever since the Legos thing, it's really. like exposed and I've been watching like. a lot of uh Midwest Safety and a lot of. the cop stuff, it's just like cops, they. pick a person and then they're like. that's the bad guy even if it's not the. bad guy. >> You know what I mean? >> I don't know. I mean, >> sometimes, but I also think they have. >> Also, I feel like they work for the. rich, too. But.

>> I mean, definitely, dude. If you're if. you're rich, obviously the cops are. gonna favor if you dude, if you donate. to that like FOP [ __ ]. you could do whatever you want. If you. if you like for real are in there like. actively donating to the police all the. time, bro, >> they're going to let you go for sure. >> The first car I ever had, I uh I feel. like I like never got pulled over and. and I what I did one time as I was. driving, they were giving out like if. you took gave a donation on the side of. the road, they were giving out these. magnets that were I forget what it was, but it was about like a cop who got. killed. It was like a It was like.

something and I slapped it on the back. of the car and I just had it on there. for years. Uh did I have my white Acura. when I knew you? I don't when I had that. car, but never I never really And then. >> and then somebody crashed it and uh. [laughter]. I I had the FOP sticker. >> My fiance crashed my OG car and uh and. um. >> at Stitchers Comedy Club. >> At Stitchers Comedy Club. >> Dang. Somebody somebody [laughter]. crashing. We were like early date and I picked her.

up hammered. I was like, "You could you. drive the you drive back." Crashed it in. the parking lot. I was. >> dang. [clears throat]. >> Well, here's also Le to your point. >> I mean, who do you think tortures cops. more, rich people or poor people? >> Poor people. >> I mean, but like they have it's like uh. it's like working at a McDonald's, you. know? You [laughter] know who's who's. going to come out? >> True. But still, >> I mean, to be fair, they're getting. tortured. >> by poor people constantly.

>> Yeah. >> It's just a matter of fact. >> And obviously, you know, it's not only. that, but it's like they're [ __ ]. torturing me, dude. >> Imagine, dude, just having to go into a. domestic dispute. I would I'd be. crawling in my skin just because I don't. a I don't like being there where people. are fighting, but then it's you're. around strangers who are going at each. other. or their children are crying and. you're in their house. After the hundth. one, I'd be like, "Man, I really can't. stand those guys. [laughter].

I really dislike having to do that. That. sucks so bad. They're both screaming at. me now. [laughter]. >> That [ __ ] sucks so bad.". >> Yeah, >> I would put I would put that off. So, I. would be like, "Yeah, I'll be let me do. something.". >> The only time cop [ __ ] really irritates. me is when they are doing [ __ ] for like. quotas or there was a I this doc I think. we might have talked about it before but. it was like about the girls who got. killed in Austin at the ice cream shop. >> The dude who the first like three dudes.

who got arrested for who have now like. they're they're cleared. They got. arrested cuz the the detective who was. interviewing him was really good at. tricking people into being like the best. thing for you to do that'll be like is. is to say you did it and we'll go from. there and you won't get as bad time. But. so he's like tricking dudes who didn't. do [ __ ] to be like just say you did it. it'll be okay. Yeah. And and then they. were like in jail like their lives were. ruined. >> That's that's jerk stuff. That's the. thing when cops they get like uh uh.

career they get like career ambitious. >> So it's like yeah the more stuff they do. the better it looks. It's you know. they're just they're not upholding their. true calling. >> and that and that [ __ ] is like ruining. lives on the way. I get it. >> He does it too. [clears throat]. Attorneys do it too. They'll be like hey. man just it'll be better for you. And it. for them it's like if they have a. prosecution rate that's high. They're. that's all they care about. >> Yeah. So, it's not about justice. >> Yeah, we need to get back to justice. >> I think I'm going to become a justice. cop after when when this is all done. >> Justice cop would be nice, dude. [laughter]. Bro, I'm telling you, I when Britney was.

a cop, I was so close to becoming a cop. [laughter] So, >> it's kind of it's like as shitty as it. is, I remember being like, you could. make this chill. >> Yeah. Husband wife partners might be. awesome, >> dude. [laughter] There it's more than. you think. And it's I think it's a. disaster, honestly. >> Really? It's Yeah, there's there it's. either cops either marry other cops or. nurses. >> typically. That's what I saw. The cop. nurse combo is like the [ __ ] absolute. age-old. >> love affair. >> Yeah. The cop sends him to her. He's.

like, I hurt this [laughter] guy. >> Patch him up, babe. >> Patch him up, but not too good. >> You could make it a chill job for real. >> Well, you said it would be. >> You You could You could, but the thing. is that sucks is uh I didn't know this, but a lot of times starting out, you're. on shift work. Mhm. >> So you could work the mornings for two. weeks, then you're in the afternoons, then you're on the [ __ ] graveyard, and that [ __ ] sucks. No matter. >> you can't never get a real sleep. schedule, I feel. >> No, you're [ __ ] You're kind of fried. all the time. So if you can avoid shift. work, you you need to walk in, you need.

connections. Is if you go in there with. a sweet deal. >> Yeah. >> Where it's like you're on the 7 to2, you're off. That would be chill. But. it's like I think it's I don't know. It's it. >> 7 to2. I'd be a bad seven to two cop cuz. I'd catch a hangover. 10 to four. >> 10 to four. I'd be great. 7 to2. You. catch me on a hangover, I'd be like, "You were speeding. You're going to. [ __ ] pay [laughter] for this. >> Just say you did it, man. You'll be. fine.". >> Say you did it. [laughter]. >> You know what sucks the most? Imagine if. you just munch lunch. You [snorts].

haven't done [ __ ] all day. You eat a big. fat. You eat a meatball sandwich. and. then just like everybody they hit you on. the radio and now you got to get out of. your car and full sprint after a guy who. stole like a [ __ ] pipe off a. construction job. [laughter]. That [ __ ] that's why they get heart. attacks, man. >> Cuz they're just super stressed, >> dude. They just munch. It's like a even. a snake knows not to move after it. [laughter]. A boa constrictor knows to lay for like. 4 days after it eats a [ __ ] prey. [laughter].

The dude imagine munching [ __ ]. >> I'm thinking about it like especially. like. >> four coffees deep meatball sandwich now. it's like [laughter]. >> yeah the. >> you're b constipated now he got a. >> you just [laughter] you just finished. the hoggy. >> you're three [ __ ] refreshers deep. Starbucks refreshers. >> and now you got to chase a guy who might. have a gun you're like it's [ __ ] up. >> he he better not let me catch him. [laughter]. >> he [ __ ] up my digestion.

the bliss of having just finished a big. sandwich. >> Did you ever hear that statistic about. like judges where uh I guess when people. have like their uh their hearings like. any sort of like hearing like um you're. trying to get parole or whatever, if you. catch the judge like a couple like if. he's close to his lunchtime but he. didn't have lunch yet is like those. dudes have the worst records of like. getting out cuz they're grumpy. Like. when they're they're a little grumpy. while they're Yeah. while they're. dealing. If you catch them like right. after lunch, you have a better shot of.

>> Wow. I I saw something that said that's. a real statistic. I didn't do research. about it, but your honor, your honor, before I present my case. You hungry? >> Would you like a Snickers? [laughter]. >> True. >> Why wait? >> I saved in my commissary. Your honor, [laughter]. >> I worked for 17 hours to get you this. Snickers. Here's a pack of peanut butter. crackers. >> That's I could see that actually. I could definitely see. >> As soon as I heard, I was like, "Oh, that makes so much [ __ ] sense.".

>> Yeah. Oh, dude. Especially a lady judge. Come on. >> Come on. Life sentence. >> You're cooked. >> Life sentence. >> You hear a lady. >> speeding in a construction zone. She. missed lunch. >> You're doing three years. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] hard labor camp. [laughter]. >> Why did you do that? I just think this. is a little rid. Your honor, I think you're you might. just be being overly emotional. Excuse. me. [laughter]. >> Your honor, uh, is it by any chance your.

period? >> They should, for real. That's like a. real thing. Yeah, >> that's a real. >> They should not be allowed to be judges. on. >> decide fates. Are you kidding me? >> Yeah, that's I never even thought about. that. That's unreasonable. >> It's crazy, >> guys. We We've gone to a little too far. with uh. >> Dude, >> where's [laughter] the Where's the. Where's the statistic on that, dude? >> There's got to be one. There's got to. be. You can't even study it because they'd. be like, "What?". >> You want to look that up? That's got.

There's got to be something got to be. something to that. >> What is the Grock? What is the period. judge thing. >> statistic? >> Dude, I While you find that, La Mer, I. had a uh fourth, we were talking fourth. of July earlier. Mhm. >> We had in my neighborhood there was like. a little they did like a little thing. where like all the like kids and whoever. could like walk around I guess like a. parade. >> Yeah. >> And uh you know and it was it was hot as. [ __ ] you know as we know. Huh?

>> Oh dude it was hot. It was like [ __ ]. hot as [ __ ] So we were like all right. we'll just like go we knew where the end. point was. Let's just chill. We'll do. our thing and then we'll go. [clears throat] to the end point of the. parade and we'll wait. Cuz then like. they opened up this little building and. they did face painting and all this. [ __ ] Yeah. >> So, I like we'll just wait for like the. afterparty type thing on 4th of July. This is like [ __ ] when whatever it. was like 10:00 in the morning. It's. early. >> So, or 12, whatever it was. But, so. we're we're like ready to go in. There's. like a crowd now. All the parade walkers.

are done. They're waiting outside this. building and uh and there's like a. decent little crowd. >> Yeah. >> And there's like the fa all the kids are. excited. There's face painting. There's. like cotton candy and [ __ ] inside. So, we're like waiting to go in and you know. with all this like whenever there's like. a free public thing, you're always like, "Oh, this is nice.". >> Yeah. >> I always there's always weird. politicians like low-level politicians. that come and they use it at they like. hold you hostage to do their [ __ ]. politician [ __ ] So, >> you just sit there and listen, >> dude. Here's this is the weirdest part.

So, I'm like, "All right, excited." I. fall for it every time. And I'm like, "Oh, of course." Here comes the [ __ ]. some guy who's a whatever cabinet. chancellor [ __ ]. >> So the the this like guy starts talking. and they I didn't realize they had a. camera and they're giving speeches, but. they didn't have a real mic. They only. had a road mic that hooked audio to the. camera. >> So they're they were doing political. content in front of a crowd. >> and it nobody could hear them.

>> Uh they're not like no projection. >> They weren't even talking to us. They. were using the v the visual of a crowd. and being like what 4th of July means to. me and it was [ __ ] pissing me off. >> No, that's so bad. >> So bad on the day of independence. >> Yeah. On the 250th birthday, you're. going to make a. >> on 250, bro. >> Oh, >> on I forgot it. If it was 250, I might. have [ __ ] I might have dumped. something over. [laughter]. I might have flipped the face paint into. the [ __ ] pond, >> bro. It was 250.

>> Three of them or three or four of them. did these [ __ ] jerked off speeches. It it bothered me so much, dude. It It. was [ __ ] so brutal. And it was like. nobody could hear them. >> Yeah. It was just for show. >> They go, "Okay, hold on." They take it. off, give it to the other guy. And they. used the crowd. >> almost as like a supporters. >> Look what I'm up to here. And it was. like, "You [ __ ] man.". >> Yeah. People are bringing out their kids. to see me. >> and to [clears throat] hear my thoughts. on the It's like, dude, [ __ ] open the. face paint. Get the [ __ ] out of the way.

those politician guys, it'd be so easy. for them to be like, "Hey, I'm a if they. were just had a slight sense of humor, be like, "Hey, me, your local scumbag. politician, just letting you guys know. Get in there. It's going to be sick. Happy 4th of July, everybody." I would. go, "I remember that guy. He was [ __ ]. normal. >> He was cool as hell.". >> I have no other faces of these names. I'll [ __ ] tack that guy on. Just be. transparent. Like, hey, I'm running for. office. Annoyingly, I have to just like. get my face out there. Yeah, I know it. sucks. Love you guys. Happy 4th of July. Let's get after the cotton candy. Hey,

little kid. Dude, you didn't even. [ __ ] ruffle a little kid. >> You hit a little scamp, bro. Head. ruffle. >> Little baby kiss. I I would have. instantly been like, "What's up, little. guy? You gotta get in there.". >> Politicians can't kiss kids anymore. though, I think. >> No, head ruffles only. >> Head ruffle is all you can do. >> Maybe baby. >> Maybe baby. But after I think I think. the like all that other Epstein and all. that [ __ ] has been kissing the kids. You. got to go full open mouth [laughter]. baby. Man, that guy really loves our. constituents. [laughter].

He's. >> being so upfront about it. It can't be. that weird. It's like a when a dog's. corner of its mouth goes up. [laughter]. >> Whoa, sir. >> Yeah. I I was just watching that being. like, "This is bad.". >> Yeah. >> It just sucked. It's like, dude, be fun. If you're a politician, you're if you're. trying to attract attention. First of. all, if and again, maybe this isn't a. YouTube, maybe this is for their. personal website, but if which probably. was a YouTube video, >> do you really [ __ ] think anyone's.

going to watch. >> Yeah. >> a shitty speech on it? It was like. >> or dude, be a [ __ ] ortor, dude. Get. out there and project. >> Yeah. >> Fellow constituents. >> Like if you had somebody actually with. their voice command attention, that's. good. Like, well, they did have a crazy. homeless lady who was there who was like. their kind of like mascot for and she. was rocking it, dude. She was They had a. marching band and she was just like. yelling nonsense and moving around. I. was like, "At least she's entertaining.". >> Yeah, >> these guys were boring.

>> I was in the very front going boo. [laughter]. >> I kept [ __ ] my kids being like, "Boo, this is boring.". >> What were they doing? They were just. laughing like once we get a face paint. Like once these jerk off stop talking. [laughter]. once these jerked off low-level. politicians shut up. We can finally get. cotton candy and face paint. >> Oh dude, I saw Britney at Juts on. Monday. >> Yeah, she was dropping. Yeah, >> the little jiu-jitsu camp. My kids were. kind of stoked on that. But dude, I was. Oh, yeah. So then yeah, we we go in. there and it was just like um it was it.

was [ __ ] annoying that Fourth of July. did rule though. I was in a pool all. day. It was [ __ ] nasty as hell. Got. to play horse pool ball. But then. Sunday, so I go to the farmers market. and that's my one of my favorite things. during the week. I like going to the. farmers market. I like you whenever. there's a new vendor, I'm like, "What's. this?" Raw milk cheese. Yes, please. >> Which, by the way, I'm going to eat when. I get home. But the um. >> Farax cubby, >> dude. I It was the I've been I don't. know what it is. So there there's been. [snorts] I've been discovering just new.

freaks. There's there's different This. this one guy, I think, was one of one. I'm at the farmers market. I'm in line. to get I was getting like figs and. peaches or whatever. So, I'm in line to. get that in and a watermelon. >> I'm in line ready to get my produce. It's [ __ ] hot. We all know it's hot. outside. >> It's hotter than they're saying it is. >> They were That's a fair point. I think. the weather man might be lying to us. >> Yes, >> it's probably like 200° right now. >> I think it's 250° [laughter]. outside. >> There's no way it's only 98. >> Dude, I'm in line. We're all crammed in.

And the lines at a farmers market, I've. already talked about this, are annoying. enough because everyone feels like they. have to talk to the [ __ ] vendor where. they're like, "Hey man, those peaches I. had last week, it's like, "Shut the [ __ ]. up. Buy your peaches, dude. We're in. 1,000 degrees in a line. [laughter]. Buy and [ __ ] leave.". >> But whatever, that's fine. I'm dealing. with that. And uh I'm in line and there. was this older guy behind me and you. know, it's hot. We're all hot. And this. guy goes. right in my [ __ ] ear. And I go, "Come. on, bro." And I'm looking ahead like.

that better have been one of [laughter]. like no more of those. Two minutes. later. Oh. And I turn around. I'm like, "Bro, are you okay?". >> Yeah. >> You're moaning in my ear. We were all. hot. [laughter] This is despicable what. you're up to. >> How old did he look? >> He He wasn't old enough to He was like. maybe my dad's age. >> Okay. Okay. >> To where it's like, "Dude, this is crazy. behavior right now.". >> Yeah. You're not dying. Get off the. heat. >> No. Yeah. Just [ __ ] move, dude. Get. out of here. You can't get peaches this.

week. You're going to die. >> Yo, did you hear about uh Big Boy? >> No. It's a It was this this train loves. this. It's it was this train that uh was. going through like all like all like PA. like a old train that people were really. excited to see like a old freight train. >> and they're they're you know all out. there waiting just waiting for just to. drive past but it was so [ __ ] hot in. PA that like 150 people went down for. the heat exhaust mid train. >> Not like they were not on it. They're. just standing at the side of the tracks.

waiting for it to drive past. It was. just like a thousand autistic people. [laughter]. >> There were so many people watching this. train. These were just train. enthusiasts. >> It was just enthusiasts. >> Over a hundred of them went down to just. >> see the big boy. >> Just to see the big boy. No deaths, no. deaths. Threeos 30 hospitalizations and. like 100 plus EMT like needed to help. >> So their butt got as sweaty as it could. [laughter].

wait for the train. >> Like. >> passing out the big boy is so [ __ ]. funny. It's just a loud freight train. It's nothing else. And then doesn't. shoot off fireworks when it comes pass. and like god. >> It rides past. It stops for a little and. then keeps going. >> on panties this week. We were like it. was big boy mania. [laughter]. >> I mean giving it all leaving it all on. the field for big boy is nuts. Like I. know I left it all in the tracks. I. withtood the maximum amount of heat for. big boy [laughter] and me and 100 other.

biggest nerds ever just [ __ ] passed. out. That's so funny. Like, imagine. dying like that. >> That might be something I would walk. away from my kid. [laughter]. >> If my kids passed out waiting for big. boy, I would just quietly turn heel and. [laughter] [ __ ] get in my car and. drive away. Like, I don't want to do. this anymore. My [ __ ] kid passed out with Big. [laughter] Boy. >> I I raised the bad one. >> Fat autistic son, one arm across his.

shoulder like [ __ ] Vietnam and is. walking back to your car, man. Come on. [laughter]. Did big boy pass, man? Yeah, he passed. It was beautiful. You saw it. You saw. it, >> man. Passing out and missing big boy. >> Missing big boy. >> I didn't even think about that. [laughter]. >> This is final words. Did Did I Did I say. big boy? [laughter]. >> Yeah, they had a red, white, and blue. banner on the front of the grill. It was. beautiful, son. >> You saw it. You saw it. >> You saw it. I promise you saw it. You. just don't remember. You saw it. >> It is a pretty nice train, though. when. we saw it. >> I mean, to be honest, I I would und I.

>> any of us could pass out looking at big. >> especially when it's 300 degrees. outside. You dressed for 110 and it was. 340°. >> I mean, just the I mean, it is the. palests just. >> like central PA. >> Imagine the flashbang cuz if your kids. gone down, you're probably close. >> Yeah. >> And you're just walking through a field. of passed out autist. The train horns. like. >> [laughter].

>> Where am I? >> It's goddamn D-Day. >> How How is there no snack bar? [laughter] Where's a concession stand? >> There was none of that. >> You're getting hella back to a quick. stop right now. [laughter]. >> I wish I knew about the How did I not. see the big boy fall out? [laughter]. >> People to his sheets and so forth. Really? M Donnie is against the [ __ ]. autist right now cuz he did the uh air.

conditioning. He like tried to have it. so people couldn't have their air. conditioning below 78 degrees or 74, whatever the [ __ ] it was. >> cuz they were g they were expecting. outages because there's they were in a. massive heat wave. >> So I think he did, you know, he tried to. get into some like cool socialism like. come on guys, let's all let's all be the. same temperature. Isn't that Wouldn't. that be cool if we're all the same exact. temperature guys? And already people are. like [ __ ] you. >> Yeah, it's hot as [ __ ] I'm going to 73. And also, to be fair, that's like give. me liberty or give me death. It's like,

give me 72 degrees or give me blackout. I I'll either [laughter]. I'd rather be hot and sweltering and. just a complete electrical blackout than. be like, "Oops, the governor said or. whoever said I the mayor said I couldn't. go below this thing in my house.". >> And if that's the one thing, too, cuz if. it blacks out, you're like, "Well, everybody was under 74." Yeah. Imagine. you had yours on 74. You're hot as [ __ ]. and it still blacks out. >> And you go to your neighbor's house, they're on 73 and you're going, "Bro, mayor's orders." He goes, "What are you. going to tell you, bitch?". >> Now, would you be pissed if you went to. your neighbor's house and they were on.

68? >> Well, here this was the big the thing I. saw was that I I think I think uh Taylor. Swift either had or was planning to have. a concert and em or not a concert, a. wedding. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> With her beloved. >> Yeah, she had it. She had. >> Kelsey. She had it. And they were going, "I bet that wasn't 74 degrees." It's. like, yeah, you [ __ ] Of course it. wasn't, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. She rented out MSG. >> Also, I I I again, it's like I I'm not. like huge proponents of the rights of. billionaires, but this whole thing of. being like the billionaires. It's like,

yeah, they're [ __ ] billionaires. >> Yeah, they're going to do it. >> They're not going to be all the [ __ ]. you're worried about has it. Just stop. making it seem like it'll ever have. anything to do with them. They're. they're financial mutants. >> Yeah. >> They're not going to be like, "Well, we're going to turn down our. thermostats." It's like, no, >> you imagine billions. >> They're billionaires. And it's like, I. get why you're mad, but it's like, be. real. >> Yeah. >> You're not going to be like, well, do. it, billionaire. That's why they have a. billion dollars. They're going to be. like, hey, uh, [ __ ] turn off their.

[ __ ]. >> Yeah, >> they can do that. That's what happens. when you're a [ __ ] billionaire. >> I don't know. It's not a welcome take, but it's like, stop comparing yourself. >> It's just a [ __ ] billionaire. >> It is what it is. It's one of those it. is what it is kind of thing. It's like. >> it completely is. >> Yeah. Yeah, it's like. >> at least free yourself of the mental. burden by being like, I bet Taylor. Swift's wedding was Yeah, it [ __ ]. was, dude. She's a billionaire. She had. a comfortable wedding in Madison Square. Garden. >> Stop wasting your time worrying about. that. >> Yeah, it's you're never going to get. anywhere that way. >> I've tried to have that a similar.

conversation with my mom about politics. She'll be working like it doesn't. matter. You're old as [ __ ] Like, >> yeah, you're mad about this. >> It's a sad thing to get mad about. >> That's exact. That's I've said it. It. bums me out how much time you spend. thinking about this. >> You're going to die one day, lady. >> You have a mayor telling you to control. your thermostat. >> Do you think she feels the same way with. you about aliens? >> I don't talk to her about aliens. [laughter]. >> That's not a psycho. I'm not going to be. like, "Mom, have you heard about these. aliens?". >> It is funny to calm her down about the. news and be like, "No, about these.

aliens." [laughter]. >> What? Nathan, I'm about to die. >> That's the thing, too. It's like I don't. know. It's just you read all this [ __ ]. and it's like I. there is there is the other aspect where. it's like, you know, if we're going into. a future of super hot, super cool. socialism, which we might be, of just. babes being like, let's all come. together as one and turn down our. thermostats. It's like, yeah, maybe there's a there's. a cool community aspect in that, but. first of all, it's like I know people.

are cheating, dude. Yeah. >> I know people are going, "Well, I have. [ __ ]. >> Have you been getting Austin Energy. texts?" No, I I've been getting the text. from Austin Energy that's like we're. expecting higher because of the heat. here. Like they're I'm getting the same. thing like maybe below on your. electricity. They don't get specific. about like the temperatures, but there. are like. >> they're be conscious of it. >> Be conscious of your the electric you're. using during the day. >> No, man. You're about to get a data. center $1,000 bill. >> I know, right? It's going to be. >> Are they Do we have them here now? >> There's data centers in Texas. I don't. know if they're in Austin. Yeah. But.

there's some like outside like. >> and they're jacking up the electrical. bills for everybody because they're. using so much electrical that it then. becomes so in demand that they can raise. their prices and they're kind of kind of. on the electrical companies. Dude, >> it's it's on the electrical companies. and the the data centers are like lying. about how they're how much electricity. they're going to use too. >> The thing that sucks is it's in these. like like lowly they put them in lowly. populated places which are usually not a. lot of money there too. a person making, >> you know, $40,000 a year who.

>> and then their bill skyrockets. My thing. is, why doesn't the utility company take. the W and say, "Cool, we're now selling. more gigawatts or whatever the [ __ ]. they're called.". >> Well, dude, there's this one company. that like stopped it stopped giving. power to people. It's going to stop. giving power to people in just four. days. >> Power to the people. >> It's going to stop. It's taking away the. power from the people. >> What the [ __ ] The literal power. >> Yeah. It's literally taking the power. away from the people. >> Is that true? >> Yeah. Yeah. In like Mount Vernon, California or something. >> Hold on. But so they're just not going. to have electricity now. I find that.

hard to believe. >> They're just going to have to get. another company to come like support the. town. >> I find I that strikes me as sensational. >> I don't know. >> Maybe that's true again. >> because like dude, think about it. If. the people can't afford it and the. company with all the tax breaks can. afford it, you're going to go with. >> you're just going to give all your. electrical to the company. >> Yeah, >> dude. I'm sorry, dude. If you were one. day they were like, "Bro, yeah, we not. give you a lecture. That sucks.". >> Our revolt [laughter] sucks so bad.

>> I would be [ __ ] livid if they were. like, >> "I was trying to find it. I don't know.". >> Dude, you're kind of. You got to kind of like do something if. you want electricity. It's like, come. on, man. What the [ __ ] Just asking for. a little bit of juice here. >> Trying to power my switch and watch some. TV. [laughter] God dang. >> You want to build a goddamn generator? I find that so I I I highly doubt that's. true. I'll be honest. There's no way. >> Find that story. I need to see if that's. actually true. >> But the M Donnie thing is making me.

laugh. I I just f I have a. >> I'm just curious to watch that all play. out. Here's the thing. I'll be honest. If that worked, if he somehow. >> united the entire city of New York in. some very kind, compassionate, thoughtful manner that works for all, >> that's amazing. Yeah. I I just there's. no there's no track record of ever. really people ever getting away with. that and doing it without that devolving. into the people in power becoming. absolute [ __ ] psychopaths. >> Yeah. Like, wow, I'm controlling. everybody. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I just don't, you know,

I don't see that working out. But we'll. see. In the meantime, in New York City, don't touch that [ __ ] thermostat. >> You think the plan to get like his. people, he'll say everybody do it, but. he knows his supporters will be like. Mandani said. So they'll do it in that. half or however many is enough to kind. of be like, "All right, we [ __ ] we. got the dumb we got the dumbass half.". >> What do you What do you Wait, do you. mean like. >> like the people who voted for him who. are like super Mandani supporters? Like. say he get that like a small portion of. that group would say it's like onetenth.

of the population of New York to to. actually do it. He's saying it to. everybody, but they like there's no. [ __ ] way everybody's going to do it. But that onetenth is enough. You know. what I mean? like almost like you're. tricking the people like everybody do. this and he's like no way everybody's. going to [ __ ] do this. >> Maybe I I personally I think it could be. and again I don't I don't know if it's. uh if it's this deep but I maybe it. could be one of those like they call it. the totalitarian tiptoe. >> where it's like hey everybody turn your. [ __ ] air down and see if you can get. them to do little by little see how much. control you really have.

>> Then they start putting a monitor on. I. wonder cuz they could probably measure. in watts how effect how much people are. actually listening to them which is kind. of creepy to be like let's measure the. electrical output and see if people are. >> 100% with AI now 100%. >> you can like look in people's house with. Wi-Fi. >> probably yeah. >> no you can't. >> no I've seen that you can like it the. the signal bounces off the walls and. then it like it hits anything that's. interfering the signal and it can like. tell you what's in the room. >> it's kind of sick. >> yeah it's crazy. >> like that I think the government can.

like milit military can like do that. like look they can see everything in. this room like us sitting here being. fat. I don't know if our I don't know if. it's [laughter]. I don't know if it's bouncing off of our. penises. I don't know if they can see. that like if it's just like your clothes. outline. >> I spend a decent amount of time in here. naked to be honest. [laughter]. >> Well, I if I like walk or work out I'm. sweaty and then I come in here and I. throw my clothes in that washing machine. and I usually get a shower and I'll just. sit here. >> just wait. >> waiting for my clothes. My clothes are. just in the process of being taken care. of but [laughter] they're being washed.

I found the story. It says, "What's the. scoop?" Envy Energy, the Nevada utility. company, has supplied most of Lake. Taho's electricity for decades. It has. informed Lake Taho's Liberty Utilities. that it intends to uh that intends to. will stop delivering power to the region. that it will stop delivering power to. the region sometime after May 2027, forcing the provider responsible for. serving 50k area residents to scramble. for a replacement energy source. So, they're going to have a new place step. in, >> but because they're giving all of their.

>> Yeah. >> energy to the data centers because up in. North Vegas is where they're building. the most data centers. >> Yikes. >> Okay. So, then they have to. >> Dang. So, they're not even hooking them. up with like, here are these guys, we'll. switch you over. >> Yeah. You got to find a new guy by May. 2027. >> That's not a little bit of people. 50,000 is a lot of [ __ ] people. >> That doesn't even make So, what my thing. is that electric's attached to an. infrastructure. >> Yeah. So, you can't just be like, unless. somebody someone must have taken that. over. >> or No, I think they're saying someone's. going to have to take it over.

[laughter]. >> I don't think you can legally do that as. an electrical. >> They're doing it. >> Man, they must be paying so much. >> Yeah, they must be giving Trump money. [laughter]. >> Yeah, true. Trump 2.0 is. not going down favorably out there. [laughter]. >> Let a lot of people down. Not a lot of people are going down fair. Even the FIFA thing was interesting too. >> Would you. >> stepped in and uh reversed the red card? >> Oh, I wait did they actually reverse it.

in counter? Like so after way after the. game happened, they ended up reversing. it. The dude got a red card in one game. that was he was kicked out of that game. and then he was supposed to be suspended. for the Belgium game. >> and apparently I don't know if it's. true. Trump knows the guy from FIFA. somehow which I'm curious how he knows. him because it almost strikes me as like. >> he might have some dirt on the guy. >> The FIFA guy. >> Well, the FIFA guy reversed apparently. I didn't realize that's never been done. before. Like reverse or appealing the. red card suspension.

>> Yeah, >> they somehow did it and got it done. So. then that player was allowed to play in. the Team USA game against Belgium, which. they just lost anyway. >> Yeah. So. >> the international community was [ __ ]. livid about that. But now England's. going for a red card appeal. >> Yeah. >> So England's like, "Fuck you. If you let. them do it, we can do it.". >> Got them. Just give it to them. [ __ ] it. >> It's so sick. America ruined the World. Cup. [laughter]. >> Didn't England win. >> But they're they're I think someone got. a red card. >> and they battle against Mexico. So then. they will be suspended for the next game.

and England's being like, "Yo, [ __ ]. this." Yeah, >> there's a lot of sad people walking down. the street on uh Mexico game. Yeah, >> those jerseys are sick though. >> They are. They're fire. >> Those jerseys. They're very sick. >> You know what? There was no sad. Americans though. When we lost, [laughter] everybody seemed relieved. >> Yeah, I was at the bar and everybody was. like, "A that sucks.". >> Hot take. Soccer is a minor league. sport. [laughter]. It's literally a minor It's the. Philadelphia Phantoms, dude. It's like.

I'm stoked. People are excited about it, but it's genuinely World Cup is minor. league. [laughter]. >> It just is, dude. >> It was It was fun for a little bit. knowing other countries were like. getting to watch us be [ __ ]. though. Like, it's their favorite time. of like the C or the decade. Yeah. >> And it's just us with like red, white, and blue face paint, yellow USA being. mid. [laughter] It's just it's they're. like, "You guys aren't even that good. Shut the [ __ ] up, >> dude." It's like if the Philadelphia. Phantoms went and played abroad and.

like, "Yeah, they got fourth place in a. global tournament." We'd go, "Cool.". >> Yeah. Nice. >> Cool. >> Kind of did better than we thought. >> Yeah. Great. I'm glad everyone had fun, man. That's a good thing. I'm glad. everyone got there and gave it their. best. The uh the whatchamacallit the uh. what the hell I was going to say. >> People apparently the you know how. everyone like abroad is like America. sucks. Apparently the World Cup was a. giant um it was a big leg up for like. the image of America abroad because. every there was all the [ __ ] was going. back where everyone was like this place. rules. I don't know everyone's saying.

America sucks and everyone's [ __ ]. but all these people from all over the. world were like. >> this country [ __ ] rules. >> They got to experience it. But the Trump. reversal I think erased some of that. goodwill where they were like I knew it. They think they can do whatever they. want. It's like first of all we did. >> [laughter]. >> We literally can like l like he he. revert which I again I don't know how. they did that. >> but that was like on [clears throat] you. know but that uh yeah I I'm glad. everyone's enjoying the World Cup. It's. fun. It's fun to watch but again it's. losing is kind of like.

>> whatever guys we won. We made all that. money. All our businesses thrive during. the World Cup. >> Yeah. >> been great for us. We looked great. during it. >> I've been enjoying watching like foreign. people try our foods like that. >> Ranch is a big one apparently. >> Ranch. >> Yeah. Yeah, apparently there's a lot of. videos of foreigners trying ranch and. being like, "What the [ __ ] is this. shit?". >> I've seen good ones of barbecue, like. them trying barbecue and them being like. grabbing one of them big ribs and just. being like, "Holy shit." Like [laughter]. taking a bite and being like, "Oh man, I'm not coming back. I'm not going back.

to where I'm from.". >> American cow. Very big cow. [laughter]. >> Yeah. So when they're just in Philly, they're yell I just go birds in like a. dumb accent. Just just like. >> I mean, dude, it really is. It's uh it's. sick to let people come here and be. like, "Yeah, this place actually kind of. does rule." Like, >> let's stop being haters for a second. [clears throat]. and be like, "This place kind of [ __ ]. rocks." [laughter] We have our problems. obviously, but like it [ __ ] rocks, dude. What are we talking about? >> Undeniably dope. >> It rocks, you know? It sucks. The town. that got [ __ ] completely unplugged.

sucks. That sucks. I'm sorry. Well, there are places where the coolest thing. to do is go see a big train drive past. and [laughter] that kind of sucks. But. >> no, that's good. >> One of them was in Reading, like where. I'm from. I'm not even. >> That strikes me as a big train town, to. be honest. >> We're on the We're on the Monopoly. board. We're the train. We're the. Reading Railroad. That's us. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> It's us. [laughter]. >> I didn't think about it. >> It was a The railroad doesn't run. anymore. I think it was like a big deal. because it came back through where it. didn't [clears throat] run for my whole.

life. >> Yeah, that's [ __ ] right. Reading. No. surprise. That's probably why I had the. association was from there. >> Yeah. >> Like I think we did uh let's let's. switch over. Might even we'll just jam. this up and maybe cut it in half. La. Mer, let's just keep rocking, man. Keep. rolling. >> Hell yeah. >> Um let me pee real quick. I have to pee. >> Yep. >> Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane. secret podcast on Spotify. >> Do it.