Ep 619 - Plus-Sized Problems (feat. Nate Marshall & Lemaire Lee)

Wild wild west. Yo, can we get some more. air in here? >> You want some AC? >> Just a smidge. >> I want to see you sweat. I want to see I. want to see you sweat. Oh, it just. kicked on. Just kicked on. >> Oh, hell yeah. Just kicked on. >> It kicks on every I'm I'm guessing if I. had to guess. I'm guessing the. temperature set at 75. >> No, if guess I keep it I keep it a. little at 74. I think I keep it a little. high. Very good guess. I keep a little. warm for the plants. I have plants. >> I don't want them getting chilly in Freo. in here. >> Freo, >> dude. I I saw I just saw a thing. I. don't know. I don't think it'll it'll.

break into mainstream news, but. apparently this guy was he had like a. plus-size appreciator community and he. called it Paradise. Like pear. pear-shaped one paradise. >> Love it. >> But apparently all wasn't well in. Paradise. Apparently he was getting a. little handsy. >> So he had set up this like community. where plus-sized women could just be. comfortable and chill in poles in their. bikinis. And I think he was getting a. little handsy. I feel like. >> there there's been trouble in paradise. apparently. >> I feel like that's what they signed up a.

paradise for. >> You go to. >> Well, he it was his paradise. >> Oh, just him and babes. >> I think I I don't know. I just I saw a. second and I just thought it was so. funny that he had started Paradise. >> and then the starter of Paradise. allegedly it's it's coming out that he. might have been engaging in some. unsavory practices. >> Oh, he definitely my g my gut. You come. up with paradise. >> You come up with paradise. [laughter]. My paradise. Yeah. >> I mean, he was king of the fats.

>> Yeah, he was king of the fats. He set it. up where he was like, "Yeah, I think. it's important we all. >> My paradise would be spelled with pog. first.". >> Pog polit. >> But imagine if you imagine if you were. the god of poladise. How long could you. keep that chill of like I just think. it's really great that you guys all came. out here and you're feeling then you get. in the pool. >> The pool is my drool. [laughter]. >> Damn. It's just you doing chicken fights. against pogs. [laughter]. >> Although you'd have to build the quads. up, dude.

>> Yeah. >> No, dude. [laughter] I'm. >> You can't You can't let a pog feel you. go. >> at all. >> They would never do that. >> You can't struggle. And you can't Dude, >> it's Have you ever Have you ever like. had a chick be like, "Pick me up." And. you pick them up and you go, >> "Never once.". >> You can't grunt. You can't You got to. throw all your bodybuilding training out. the window and just be like You got to. act like you're just like lifting air. You got a full ground squat. You got to. go. >> When a lady asks me to pick them up, I. go, "No, [laughter]. >> Planet Fitness, you need the lunk alarm.

when you pick up a big lady. [laughter]. You can't lunk. >> You can't lunk. You cannot lunk, dude.". >> Well, the problem is babes watch all. these viral challenges. We're like, "Look, he picked up his whole family. with one arm." And it's like, "Dude, get. the [ __ ] out of here with that.". >> I was going to bring up that. You saw. that new challenge? >> I've seen all of them, dude. seen a guy. just carrying a lady like up steep. >> stairs shoulders. >> Yeah, dude. There's a lot of challenges. A lot of lady carrying challenges. My. thing is like. >> ladies, chill. You don't want it. You. don't want the truth. >> You don't want to hear your guy go.

[laughter] off the steps. [ __ ]. >> Dude, I threw my [ __ ] back out. They're not going to feel good after. that. >> [ __ ] MCL. Yeah, your knee goes while. you're [laughter]. knee power through, but your knee just. goes. >> That's how you get trouble in paradise. Once [laughter] we start being like, "Can you carry me up the steps?" Be. like, "We haven't bit the apple. We're. good. We're chill. [laughter]. Put on the leather weight lifting belt.

Put on my knee brace. [laughter]. Chalk my hands." [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. I would love to know what the. starting level of the pool at paradise. was before all the babes got in and it. just [laughter]. >> Oh no, it froze. >> It's like a It's like a glass with ice. cubes in it. [laughter]. >> Let's get the Let's get the [ __ ]. rundown on pear ice.

>> What do you see, Sean? >> I mean, I was deep in the [ __ ] news. trying to find [ __ ] to talk about. [laughter] I was like, I'm almost. positive nobody knows about Paradise. Oh, here we go. Paradise [snorts] is an. online body positive. I can also produce. in podcast. [laughter]. Paradise is an online body positive. community for plus-sized women that. devolved into severe allegations of. manipulation, exploitation, and coercive. dynamics centered in Las Vegas run by. creator Stefan Wilamy. The group is. subject of the television documentary. Big Girls Wanted: Escaping Paradise.

>> That's got to go on my list. >> I think that's on Netflix. >> Big Girls Want It. >> Uh, it looks like it's an ABC. >> ABC, bro. It's an ABC doc. 50 plus. >> that's going to be real matter of fact. >> Yeah. >> Well, I mean, you know, these these. networks it if you boil it down to. dollars like you know these like uh tell. all. >> investigative journalism documentaries. where like here's a villain and here's. like how it worked out. There's teams. looking for these things. So. that's on HBO Max.

>> Hell yeah. >> That's going to be a good Escaping. Paradise is going to be a good one. Yeah, >> especially if you have a BBW yourself. You go, I can't believe you mistreated. them. [laughter]. >> God damn. I would never be. I would. never. Am I going to trust him with all. these plus-sized angels? I It is You're. It is funny you're saying. It would be. like when you put a lot of ice cubes in. a glass and it just like overflows. [laughter]. >> Also, imagine getting the wave pool. going in the pool. You get you get the. [ __ ] get you got the [laughter]. >> you got the wa you got the raft. You. start getting the waves. All your.

beautiful pairs of just bouncing around. [laughter] in there. You just stand on. the side like. >> my thing is like what happened. >> created. >> I want to know what happened. >> Yeah. >> I want to know what happened, dude. Like. what happened in Paradise? >> You can't control it anymore. >> I mean, dude, I saw the uh like the. clips and it is just it's big babes and. bikinis in the pool. >> Like. >> I don't know. I don't want to talk. I. don't want. >> babes. Huge babes. >> They're hefty babes. They're hefty. babes. Yeah, that's the thing, too.

Yeah. >> Let me see if I can find Dude, there I I. just saw a little bit obese. >> Two big giant babes laying next to each. other tanning. Like, think of how nice. it will feel to just lay across both of. them. >> Well, like adult babe. [laughter]. >> I'm talking purely tactile. Imagine in. the pool there's, I don't know, nine. plus-sized babes. Two of them kind of. sandwich you for just a second. >> You You'd be That's like a Frankenstein. machine. And you'd be like, I need to. get back in between whatever that space. was I was in. I need to get [laughter].

back in there. >> Just the feel of being like, oh my god. >> Yeah. I'm surrounded by baby. >> It's like a whole body orgasm. You just. get completely squished and fat. I I. don't know. >> I'm surrounded by jelly. >> Yeah. [laughter] But like big jelly. >> Yeah. >> What' you say? Is it bad? I don't know. >> Well, I don't want to be rude. So, but. it the the babes in paradise. I think. pear is sort of a. >> pear shape.

>> kind term. They're more like kumquats or. or [laughter]. >> kumquats are tiny. >> Oh, really? >> Kumquats are tiny. >> Maybe like a mango. [laughter]. >> You think you think it's mango dice or. you think it's watermelon dice? It might. be watermelon. [laughter]. >> I was going to say from the artwork I. saw these are. >> be mean. You know, >> these might be plus+. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're No, they're big. babes. Let's be honest. I'm being body. paws. Huh? >> You see SBBW to super fans? Super BBW. >> It might be SBBW. My thing I'm body. paws. It's I think it's a it's going.

against body paws is trying to say pair. I'm with you, Sean. Be like the merely. pear-shaped. That's like mom kind. That's like frumpy mom where it's like, oh yeah, I had a couple kids. >> paired out. These are big, beautiful. women. >> That's when I'm saying I'm getting. trapped between them in a pool. That's. good. >> Sad idea, dude. You might want to pitch. this Netflix, dude. I don't even [ __ ]. know. But like, you know the movie. Heavyweights? >> Yes. >> You do it, but with this. >> BBS? >> Yeah. BB Dubs. >> Paradise. >> Paradise, dude. [laughter].

>> But what would the challenge be? A bunch. of skinny ladies trying to get lifted by. their boyfriends. >> The movie heavyweight. >> And then I through my training regimen. lift all the fattest women ever, make. their day. >> and I become the king of paradise. >> Yeah, you're the major. [laughter]. >> My wife is cool with it because I'm. being body paws. >> Babe, I'm being [ __ ] body paws. [laughter]. I have to lift these fat women for the. business I'm seeing. >> Still the way the business works. [laughter]. >> These are fat body women. >> But yeah, Paradise. I mean, god damn. The guy thought he starting something. nice and. >> Yeah,

>> that was his Neverland ranch. >> But you do it in the woods. It is kind. of a bad look. You said it's in the. woods, right? >> You're talking paradise. >> Paradise is in. >> Vegas, bro. Oh yeah. >> Oh. Oh, >> the website is Well, maybe I shouldn't. say this, but the website is still up. >> Yeah, for sure. I just saw. >> Paradise website still up. Yeah, my man. had the My mom My man had the Wagu in. the pool. [laughter]. >> He had the wagu.

[laughter]. wagu buttery soft. melt in his mouth. [laughter]. >> You can't even be mad at that. Well, here's a problem. If you haven't. seen the doc, it could be like horrific. >> It could be horrific. >> I mean, >> he could have been baking them. [laughter]. >> True, true. It could be some. disappeared. >> Oh, mercy. >> I mean, who needs suntan? Yeah, he's. like, "Who needs sunspray?". >> There there's a section addressing the. allegations on the Paradise official.

website, paradise.net, and it says, "You. came here after hearing or reading some. negative things. When adults interact, mi misunderstandings can happen. For a. detailed timeline, documentation and. context, see the full allegations page. So they have a page dedicated to their. [laughter]. >> See the full allegations page. >> So it's like about us, contact. allegations of sexual misc [laughter].

allegations. [laughter]. >> Can you look Can you look up Paradise on. Google review cuz that might have or. like on Google cuz that might have. >> ratings. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. >> Let me see. I'm going to try to do. Paradise. Although there's a lot of. paradise events. Oh, it is LLC. Where. was this snowy photo? Doesn't look like. Vegas to me. It's Texas. There's a. paradise events in Texas. >> What? >> Some tortoise. >> Yeah, the tortoise. >> Flouts. [laughter].

>> Let me see. Paradise Las Vegas. Because. dude, do you ever like see the Google. reviews on stuff that shouldn't have. Google reviews? Yeah. >> Paradise lost prickly paradise quilts. What the hell? >> Yeah, >> it's not on it's not on Google review. >> Damn. Dang. >> Yeah, but they they have the allegations. page here. And. >> what's he claiming? >> How many allegations? >> This page exists to collect a relevant. timeline, public context, selected. materials, and documented records. relating to the allegations made about.

the founder Stfan Wilhelm. >> First name Stfan. That's a. >> paradise. Stefan's had a creep name. Stefan Erl, dude, that was the best. That was cool. [clears throat]. >> The goalepage. >> That's cool. >> It's not to attack, uh, inflame, attack, or make conclusions for the reader. It's. intended to present a documented. account, organized, chronology so that. interested readers can review the. available materials and form their own. understanding. >> Okay. So, what the [ __ ] Does this guy.

have [ __ ] receipts or not, dude? >> Can I [laughter]. sound the receipts paid? Yeah, >> here's a screenshot of a text. >> Okay, Sean, you got to get a true crime. podcast. You got to get true crime. voice. >> You got He has a really good true crime. voice. [laughter]. >> I appreciate it. >> Is there any Is there any juicy deets? That's what I need to know. >> I'm sifting through the deets during So, it's been going on. um 2020. Let me sift through it and I'll. >> sift through and jump back in. But yeah, I thought you guys might enjoy the fact. that there was trouble in Paradise.

[laughter]. >> Dude, I uh I'm I'm trying to escape. paradise myself. Yeah, I've been I've. been in a month I've been in a challenge. with two of my friends where it's as. many you track it on the Apple Watch. Whoever burns the most calories by the. month of June wins. >> Yeah. >> I'm up to I'm nine days in and I've. burnt I think. >> 11,000 calories in nine days. >> That's nice, >> dude. It's first of all, >> you would think I would like it's so. hard to get rid of fat. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like I've I've been to the point where.

like I I really like I need to chill. Like I'm getting I feel like ill right. now. I've worked out so much. But tell. me the shred. >> The shred. That's what I'm saying. Where? Give me the shred. Where's the. shred, >> dude? It takes to lose a pound of fat, it takes like I think like 4,000. calories. >> 4,000 calories. >> You know what it takes to burn 4,000. calories? >> Yeah. >> If you were to run, >> my record on the elliptical 500, >> huh? I said my record on the elliptical. is like 500. >> 500. Dude, if you were to run hard and. like give it your all, you might burn. 500 calories.

>> Yeah, >> that's insane. You need to burn 3,500. more calories. >> So, you'd have to do what is that? Six. all out running sessions to try to fight. down one pound while not taking in. enough food to set to offset that. >> Such [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. >> Such [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> What are you What are you [ __ ] you. laughing at? Do you think Paradise is. funny? [laughter]. >> No, no, no, no. I just wanted to clarify. that. Um, so the allegations were made.

by a Tik Tocker named Piggy Stardust, which is a [clears throat] funny name. [laughter]. >> Oh, Stardust Tik Tok. I'm sorry, guys. >> Fired up. >> Stfan is suing Piggy for liable slander. and defamation. So, I wanted to clarify. that everything we've said on this. broadcast is alleged. >> Alleged for sure. >> An opinion. >> Opinion of Piggy Stardust. >> Right. >> What we got with Piggy? Well, she's 29, non-binary, ASD, paranova, peace sign, BLM, trans lives matter, LGBTQ plus.

>> Okay, I can see this lady starting. >> She's on OM Empic now. She's not as. famous. >> What? Yo, that's [ __ ] pissing me off, dude. It's body paws. >> That's why she's about to get kicked out. the club and turned on. [laughter]. >> Oh, villain move. >> [ __ ]. >> So, she went Yes, sir. >> Oh, boy. That lady looks like. the mic. What's that? Give it. >> Oh man, I don't give a [ __ ] about this. lady's car. >> Jesus Christ. I thought you update me on. paradise. [laughter]. >> Just want to let you guys know I have a.

car now. >> I'm going to go back. It's 2020, right? >> Piggy Stardust. Is she still even Piggy. Stardust or she's just stardust? >> It's uh it's a Miss. >> It's Miss Stardust now. >> It's uh Margie Marie. >> Yo, it gets so fat it becomes your. identity. It's so funny. [laughter]. >> Just call me Piggy. >> So, is that one have no plus? I I mean, you know, >> well, she's not plus-siz anymore. She's. not worried about it, I don't think. >> What the hell? >> Yeah, I'm trying to get back. >> Crazy to drop into [ __ ] paradise and. just. >> That's crazy. There are screenshots.

attached to the um. >> Oh, [laughter] no. >> Conversations and messages with. Alexandria Pork Chop Gillan. [laughter]. >> They got good nicknames, right? >> They got really good names. >> Pork chop. >> Um there's camera footage. So, basically, I think he put all of his. court evidence on the website on the. allegations page. So. >> paradise. >> Yeah, he's praying for Preserve. Paradise. It's a little Margaritavville. [laughter]. >> So, but that babe was after him, but. then she empicked.

>> does seem like a I mean, given the tags. you gave me on her profile, seems like. she's kicking up dust online every now. and again. >> She's a dust kicker. >> Bit of a dust kicker. Septum piercing. I've always said I never get I I rarely, I should say, rarely get along with. septum piercers. >> And she had like a big septum pierce. Like it wasn't like a little It was. >> The bigger it is, the least we get. along, dude. >> It was like full hoop earring. Like it. was hoop earring. It was. >> I don't know what it is, dude. Our our.

I'm just not aligned every time. And I I. have nothing I have nothing against. them. It's just every time I like. >> I even like the way it looks sometimes, but it's always attached to my. >> That's cuz you know it's the it's an op. >> I know it lays underneath. Exactly. >> Looks like the enemy flag. >> They have the opposite values to me. Like almost completely atheist. >> Don't care about family. >> True. that. >> I like a little nose a little nose ring. here. Ally, soon as I see the septum, I'm like, we're going to have a problem. You and I are going to fight. We are. going to battle. >> Literally, we are we're we're on. [snorts] line on every single thing. [laughter] you could possibly imagine.

>> Uh I saw some You guys hear about what's. happening with CBS? >> No. >> They fired um. uh Chris. He was the anchor for. their like news show. I don't I think it. was actually 60 Minutes. It was the. anchor for 60 Minutes. They fired him. >> Chris. Who the [ __ ] is Chris? >> Chris [laughter]. Cwley or something? I can't remember. What's her name? Lindy Barry Weiss. >> Barry Weiss. I remember that lady. >> She She runs CBS now. >> What? >> Yeah. And she fired she's fired. She's.

trying to make CBS sellable and they. hired her because uh they going to sell. it to [ __ ] like Buzzfeed. >> Paramount. >> Oh, >> yeah. That's there's a there company. called Scott. That's why Cob Bear got. fired. >> because Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. cuz he. called them out for for um for was it. bribing Trump so that Sky Dance can buy. Paramount. >> Wait, who bribed Trump? >> Sky dance the company. >> or. >> so they can buy Paramount because. Trump's in charge of the FCC and they.

want to try to keep it away from being a. be a monopoly. >> Oh, so. >> and they fired Coar because he was. yapping and they kept saying he didn't. make any money which doesn't make any. sense. They sold his spot to Byron. Allen. So, like now the 11 o'clock spot. is a page spot for Byron Allen. He's. paying to be. >> Who is Byron Allen? I saw that guy took. over Co Bear Spot. >> Comic Unleashed. Uh, he owns the Weather. Channel. >> Yeah, he's like a comic. >> What? That guy owns the Weather Channel, >> bro. I [ __ ] I heard that guy owns the. Weather Channel. I kind of love that. It's I go from just doing stand up to.

you own the Weather Channel. [laughter]. >> I didn't know who Byron Allen was. And. then someone was just telling me the. Comics Unleash guy owns the Weather. Channel. And I was like, what a [ __ ]. beast to have such foresight to buy the. Weather Channel worth nothing. >> Yeah. Yeah. And now, >> so what's he talking? Does he talk. weather? >> No, it's just Comics Unleashed. He just. does a show. It's like a old show he. brought back. >> I want to see him talk weather on there. [laughter] till 11 p.m. to hear the guy. talking about. >> Ryan Allen doing out Roker. >> and I mean I I believe it that a lot of.

people weren't watching Stephen Coar. >> I think a lot. I don't think so. And then even if. they're watching it, they're they're. making money off the YouTube, off the. Twitter. >> That's what I watch YouTube cuz that's. what I'm saying. The those late night. shows, I don't think that many people. tune in, but then they the clips online. do well. >> Yeah. >> But even still though, I don't think it. like like how much do they have like the. whatever they. >> definitely probably have the. >> Yeah. What were the I don't I don't. think they were great. I mean, I'm sure. people watch, but like. >> But like what's great on TV right now?

>> Nothing. Everything's streaming. >> Yeah. [laughter] I if you if you were to. be like if you were to challenge me to. try to find and watch Steven Cole or any. show like that at night time. >> Yeah. >> I I would it would take me an hour to. research and figure out how to even see. it [laughter] like actually on TV. >> All you got to do is go like this. >> Yeah, but how do you get the channel? I. don't I don't have com I don't I don't. have [ __ ] games. >> You're right. You're right, dude. >> So, it's like I I wouldn't even I. couldn't even tell you how to watch. that. >> I was trying to get the Spurs game when. we were watching uh when we were doing.

standup this weekend. Like that took me. >> that was tough. >> CSBN. >> Yeah, that. >> Disney apparently since I have Disney I. was able then but then they put on. YouTube TV and it worked everything. >> Yeah, Disney. >> pretty much does. >> on ABC too. >> Yeah. What? Let me see. What was Co. Bear's ratings? I don't I don't you know. I'm not nothing against the guy. I just. I don't think they were I don't think. anyone watches except for Geysers. >> His finale recorded a series high of. 6.74 million. >> Well, I'll shut the [ __ ] up. >> Live plus same day viewers. What's the.

average though? >> Uh the average, let me look that up. >> If it's less than 2 million, >> go ahead, cancel it. But if it's more. than that, >> you think less than two is still. cancelellable. >> Yeah. >> Like what if it's like 1.5? >> I know. It's pretty good. >> 1.5. Yeah. Actually, if it's less than. one, it's cancelled. >> My thing is if you have a YouTube thing, if you're doing a mill I I mean, instantly you take it back. If that's. the case, I thought it I thought the for. real was like a thousand people watching. [laughter]. >> cuz I don't know a single person who. stays up and watches any [laughter] late. night show. I don't I can't I don't know. a single person has been like I was.

watching this last night on TV at 11. p.m. >> Yeah. So, I think they get a lot. >> Are they Are they including web views. with that, too? >> I'm not sure. I'm not sure, but it says. his average uh his average viewers per. night hovered around 2.5 million. That's. good. >> That's good. He shouldn't be cancelled. Yeah, >> that's pretty good. >> Yeah, it's just scam. He's getting. [ __ ]. >> Well, even if you had if you had a thing. on YouTube that had 700,000, >> you know, views every week, you can. still make a lot of money. >> every day. >> Every day is crazy.

>> Yeah, cuz on every day. >> Yeah, you're right. That's pretty nuts. I had no idea that viewership was still. rocking that hard. >> Yeah. Then he got [ __ ] Yeah. Everyone. live still had YouTube money cuz I think. they do show like clips on YouTube, so. there's YouTube money coming in. >> big time. I I thought for sure it was in. like honestly like tens of thousands. Like. >> no, dude. >> So he that shit's good background noise. [ __ ] Like I used to walk dogs. I would. put on like I would put on whatever that. that kind of [ __ ] just for nothing or. Rogan or. >> nice to go to sleep too.

>> For sure. No, dude. I I like I listen I. listen to like AI slop when I go to. sleep. [laughter]. >> I got tricked. I didn't know I'd watch. these videos on YouTube. It's like fall. asleep to all of St. Augustine's. writings ever and I just put it on. I. pass out and then I looked it up. I'm. like, "This is all [ __ ] AI.". >> Yeah, it's just an AI summary. Some guy. gave an AI voice. I was like, "God damn. it, I've been getting tricked by AI AI. slop." [laughter]. >> If you invest your time in making AI. slop, there's bags to be made. It just. doesn't feel good. >> Yeah, he doesn't. The videos get like 30.

They get like hundreds of thousands of. views and I I looked it up in the very. end of the thing and it was like. generated by AI blah blah blah because. you can get you could I could do it. right now. I could be like, "Hey, write. up a summary of any historical figure.". And then you feed it to another one. like, "Hey, do like get like a nice. voice acting or voice." And then it's. like bam, you have a [ __ ] YouTube. vid. >> Then just get it to clip whatever. visuals you want to be. >> That's all it was. Yeah. >> Yeah. You make one where you make the. thing and then you go to one where. you're like, "Review this." And then you. go to one where you're like, "Let's do. the audio.". >> Yeah. No, I I got because I was.

listening. I'm like, "Man, this guy. knows this stuff." [laughter]. And then I read the description. I was. like, "Mother freaker." Because I there. is something about it that I really I. don't know. When I hear it, I'm like it. makes me not want to listen to him. Not. even on like a, you know, like moral. thing of like this is wrong. I just go. like something about it bothers me. It. feels wrong. >> You know what it feels like? When I play. the computer on a video game and I'm. like, why am I doing this? I'm playing. the [ __ ] computer. >> I'm playing against the computer. >> and I go, this is dumb. I feel I just. feel so alone. That's what it is. >> Like I feel so lonely. I go, man,

>> do you know if you're averaging 2.5. million viewers a day, that's bigger. than like every big TV show? >> No, apparently not. Because they What. are the other ones? They didn't cancel. >> It's not bigger than Gutfeld. [laughter]. >> Maybe. >> But the thing about that is Gutfeld's at. a different time slot. It's earlier in. prime time. Yeah. But he averages 3.3. mil. He's the highest average, >> dude. 700. >> That's still though. Like.

>> was averaging 2.5 million. >> and Gfield's 3.3. >> That's what the Google says. But. >> they're like right there. They're neck. and neck. >> Kim, that's almost a mill, but still. close. Like it's still neither one's. canceable. Neither one is. >> I'm still in awe that there's a million. people watching either of these shows. >> I mean it could be 100% of the. viewership in New York City and you. still have like leftover people. >> I bet it's the same people watching. both. >> No way. Get the [ __ ] out of here. >> I bet there's some crossover. >> You think my parents stop watching. Guffel and talk? [laughter].

>> You're out of your [ __ ] reverse and. that's not happening either. >> This [ __ ] has to say. >> absolutely not even happening. They. don't even know it's on. >> Then dude, >> if you watch Gutfeld, you don't even you. probably haven't seen Steven Coar in. years. >> Then that's 2.5 million separate people. who could like who just got [ __ ] for. no reason. >> Yeah, they're going to watch Byron now. They're going to be like, "We get. Byron.". >> Yeah, they're going to they're going to. [ __ ] camel. >> Byron's falling off the the. >> stand up. Big drop in viewership since.

Byron has taken over. >> Yeah, >> cuz it's just the standup now. >> Cuz comics unleash. Nobody wants to. watch that [ __ ] But it's like uh. >> he pays he knows he has to pay for the. spot. He's paying for the spot. >> Bros we know are on the show and we. don't want to watch him. [laughter]. >> Oh, so it is I thought it was stand I. thought it was standup interviewed but. it's not that. >> No, it's like Well, all right. Wait, here it is. He's like, "Matt, I hear you. got some children.". >> Ah, yeah. [laughter]. >> Like that's all the show is. >> You do bits basically.

>> Yeah, man. I hear you. I hear you don't. want mixed kids. >> Norm Brian, you're so good at this. How'd you even know? >> Nor McDonald famously said, "Comics. unleashed, I've never seen comedians. more leashed." [laughter]. >> But, uh, [laughter] Kimmel Kimmel and. and Colbear apparently had had been. going back and forth. Kimmel averages. around 2.5 mil. >> Yeah. >> So, now he'll probably take over. Yeah. >> But, >> uh, Jimmy Fallon, he's he's struggling.

>> Yeah. Foul dog struggling. >> He's at 1.3 mil. He's He's a million. under each of them for some. >> Yeah, they need to put Seth Myers in. that spot. >> Seth Myers averages about the same. >> They should really think about doing. something completely like they should. just kill a late night talk show and. just come up with something totally. different. >> Yeah. Podcast on Netflix. >> Yeah. Or most extreme challenge. [laughter] People jump over. >> That's such a better thing to end the. day with. You don't want to watch You. don't want to watch politics before you.

go to bed. >> Yeah. >> Spikes your heart rate. You want to. watch Chinese guys jump over logs and. then be [clears throat] like, "Yes, I. can do it." Then you fall asleep. >> Are you talking MXC? The most extreme. challenge. [laughter] Yeah, dude. I love. it. We can do MXC, dude. >> MXC. I actually I have a proposition for. you guys. I think now now that I'm on my. fitness journey where I'm again burning. the most calories a [laughter] month. I'm I'm on par to burn 37,000 calories. this month, which is pretty sick. >> Yeah, >> I've been d I've been rocking and. rolling. But I think now we should do a. presidential fitness challenge between.

you guys. You three should do. presidential fitness challenge. Winner. gets a thousand bucks. >> Damn it. [laughter]. >> I did. >> You have two weeks to prepare. >> I can't I can't run. I'm not going to Is. it just a mile? >> It's I don't have to look it up. I have. I have to look up the thing. >> Mile 100 push-ups. >> Shuttle. Shuttle run, right? >> Shuttle run. Yeah, you got to run. >> and pull-ups. >> Whoever wins, it's going to be scored. We can even set different metrics. We. can do swim, bike, run. >> I can't do pull-ups. I can't swim.

[laughter]. I'm good. >> Where's the strength stuff at? Where's. the like lifting and throwing? I can. lift and throw a lot. >> We can We can definitely set up. parameters at a fair. >> I can push. I can pull. I can lift. I. can throw. Actually, I can push. I can. lift. I can throw. >> It should be, in my opinion, scrap. presidential should be strength, speed, endurance. >> I got the dors. >> You got the dors. >> I got endurance here. I ain't never. gonna quit. >> I'll die out there. [laughter]. Will Smith. I'm down.

>> I'm on my I'm on my Mr. B [ __ ] right. now. [laughter]. >> I was laughing about a [clears throat]. fitness challenge being the three of. you. >> Be funny. I would do that. >> Huh? >> I would do that, but I don't think I'd. be very good. >> That's the whole point. That's humor. >> Yeah, I know. >> Watching La Mer sink mid laugh would be. [laughter] nice. Nate's ass sticking up. >> Blow out my knees. The. >> swimming race would be the swimming race. would be the Dude, swimming's so [ __ ]. hard. [laughter] If you haven't like. swam race and you try it, it looks. insane. >> I think I.

>> I might start the scrapyard for fitness. challenges. >> Dude's completely unprepared and like, "All right, let's race.". >> Did you see the scrapyard guy? >> Yeah. >> Shout out the cast. >> Oh yeah, >> Gas Station White. Shout out Gas Station. White. >> Gas Station White. >> You lost to He lost to the guy though. >> He He failed the endorse challenge. That's how you know he's saying, dude, >> that guy Solo, the guy he fought in that. video, he always does. He just gets He's. drunk in every video and he just gets. beat up and head kicks the guy and. they're like, "I'm done. I can't [ __ ]. this guy anymore." He just kicked the.

[ __ ] out of me. [laughter]. >> Yeah, like every video. >> he was throwing spit and back fist. >> He was just doing [ __ ] in there. >> Hold on. Back to your guys' race. Don't. change your subject. [laughter]. >> African-American. >> I think it'd be fun. [laughter]. >> I think it'd be fun. >> Yeah, >> I think it'd be a lot of fun. >> It'd be a hoot, dude. >> We have to think about But it was always. my least favorite week in gym. >> What? >> What? The the test week. >> Oh, the test fitness test. >> I used to do as low as possible because. I thought it was funny. [laughter].

>> I would hold I would just hang from the. pull-up bar and go. >> And then I'd walk as slow as I could for. the run. Like, dude, [clears throat]. this is as best as I could do. >> My teacher would get so [ __ ] mad. Dude, this is as far as I can get. >> The teachers would lie for me. They'd be. like seven minutes. I was like 12. >> Yeah. I remember I clocked like a. 24minute mile and the guy was so mad. >> I was like, "Dude, I'm out of breath. What do we need to do?" [laughter]. >> I think I I remember mine I just blew.

like I sprinted as fast as I could the. first lap and then just gassed then just. walked for five. It was like It was like. six laps total. I got one good lap in. Yeah, >> I would hit the straightaways pretty. hard and then the [ __ ] curves are. like. >> ours was just a regular circle just Oh, >> my straightaway was probably like 20. seconds each, but that circle was like a. minute. [laughter]. >> Hey guys, let's take a quick break from. the show for a special segment called.

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Huntsville. It is going down in. Birmingham. That is a fact. 626 627. Uh, I'm off the month of July, but then in. August 7th, I'll be in San Jose, California. August 7th and 8th. And then. in August 13th, I'll be at the Spokane. Comedy Club in Spokane, Washington. Please come. Matt McCusker.com. >> Panties in the mail. >> Hello. I'm coming back to Good Nights in. Raleigh on August 27th and then I'll be. in Charleston, South Carolina at Wits. End Comedy Club August 28th and 29th.

Please come if you can. >> 27th is my birthday. You're not going to. be able to hang out. >> I'm sorry, man, but I got to be in. Raleigh at Good Nights. [laughter]. >> Please come. Thank you guys very much. Enjoy the rest of the program. >> I'm telling you guys, you'll see when. you turn 40, something kicks in and you. get this weird sense of like, I need to. push my body to the limits. It hit me so. hard. As soon as I turned 40, I was. like, I need to go all out. >> Like, I don't know. Like, I'm I've been. keeping it to myself. I've been I've.

been uh I've been working out a little. bit. I didn't say nothing, but my biceps. right now have been hurting for like two. day just, you know, I've been working my. a little bit, but like but not like a. usual when I was younger where the sore. feels good. Like this is like I think I. tore something. I mean that's all it is. You do you make micro tears but dude I. started when I I guess I moved here what. two and a half years ago and I was I. would I could never work out. consistently. I don't know what it was. I would never do it. So then I started. and I started like I I didn't realize. how deeply out of shape you get. Like I.

was I was like I exercise sometimes. I. was deeply out of shape and then you it. takes like a year just to get like able. to like fully run a couple mile. It was. something they consider like is pretty. normal. I couldn't do I couldn't run a. full mile. I know I couldn't do it. And. then you get once you can do that, it. takes a while to build that up or like. yeah, actually work out without getting. like super shin splints and just like. you're like I can't even move. Took me. like a full year to be able to actually. work out consistently like physically.

handle being able to work out. >> Yeah. Like me take like three months. like. >> field day challenge, dude. >> Put it on rain. Put it on rain bed. [laughter]. >> I've been working. I've been working. too. >> Playing basketball a lot. >> Bball is helpful. >> Yeah. Good. I wonder I wonder how to. again you guys don't have to do this if. you don't want but I wonder how you'd. have to you'd have to figure out a way. to do it where everyone has a shot and. it would be it'd be very funny. >> We got to do an athletics one. I can I'm. the most athletic out of us. >> How but what what are the metrics? What.

you talking we talking speed. >> jumping like like. >> well like sports I guess, right? >> You bounce. >> Oh so like you have to have the shooting. contest. >> like a like a like what is it? What was. it called? The what was the football. thing? Punk kick pass. Punt, kick, pass. Yeah, [laughter] PKP. Yeah, >> I think you got me in PKP. I think I. would I think I would do a great punt. >> Punt would be nice. >> Punt the football game at Chuck-e-Cheese. where you throw the [ __ ] [laughter]. >> through the spear. >> That was that game accuracy game with.

the little little balls, the little. roll. >> But dude, I got I got sent in. Well, first of all, I just turned 40 and I. it's instantly kicked in. It was just. like, dude, I got to [ __ ] push it as. hard as I can. I'm still in it right. now. I'm go I'm literally going nuts. working out. But it is kind of fun. >> Yeah, you're on track to get rid of. 37,000 calories, >> dude. But dude, where why why won't my. fat leave my body? [laughter]. Why won't my [ __ ] leave? It's crazy. >> It has to feel crazy. It's insane. I.

don't I don't eat, dude. I eat pretty. healthy, man. I I really really do. I. mean, every now and again, do I eat a. little too much? Obviously, but like. >> Exactly. It's not that bad. It's for me. it's been eye openening to be like dude. it's so [ __ ] especially I guess at 40. you can say it's so hard to get shredded. like so hard. It's it's almost I won't. say impossible because it's possible. It's so much harder than you think. >> Damn. >> Got to get on the [ __ ] bro. >> No. No [ __ ] I'm not on the [ __ ] But I. will say the reason the the reason I'm.

going hard right now is I have I got a. life insurance thing where they're now I. can't do zins. You can't do any of that. stuff cuz you have to pay a serious. premium. So if you're taking Zins or. even like Well, smoking obviously, but. now even Zins, if they detect nicotine. >> Yeah. >> in your system, >> you have to pay like 50% more money. >> How the [ __ ] are they in your system? >> Oh, nicotine. It's like anything else. >> No, no. I mean, the the life, dude, >> they go through all of that [ __ ]. >> They're they're literally they have to. pay your family if you like a lot if you. die. So then they go, "All right, we'll. do this." But we they I didn't realize.

they do a very invasive check. Like. there's a chance, this is what I'm. training for. I might have to go on the. 50 Cent treadmill with like the mask and. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> And just fully ball out for a doctor, which I'm I'm trying to get freak. status. >> Yeah. You got to get video. >> I'm trying to get Creature. I'm trying. to get them to go, "What the [ __ ] is. going on?". >> What uh Which video was that? >> In a club did it. >> I always think I was like, "I want I. want to do Ever since I saw that video, I was like, I want to do one of those. tests in front of the doctor so bad.". >> Yeah. >> Put on the mask and just go [ __ ].

nuts, >> man. This This is the thing. They just. don't want to give any money. >> Yeah, >> that's literally it. >> Yeah, that's the whole [ __ ] point. >> But like that's not what insurance is. for. Insurance is for. >> I think life insurance I actually I mean. like all insurance is all the type of. same type of [ __ ] scam where it's. like we're going to take care of you, but if your blood work is a little bit. down when you die, >> they're going to charge you more. That's. the thing. They're going to pay you, but. you got to pay more. It's all just a. mathematical formula. Yeah. >> They go, "Okay, we have all the data. If.

you display these characteristics, you. are this much more likely to die. Therefore, you got to pay us more. Don't. they check like hobbies? Like if you. like extreme sports or I don't know. >> what's the value of a life. >> Depends. Depends how much. Literally. depends how much you pay them. >> So it's like [laughter] if you pay them. more, they'll give you more when you. die. So, you know, it's like. >> my life is priceless. >> Hey, >> I agree. >> They can't afford to pay me enough. [laughter] You got you got to ask. somebody.

>> But whoever gets. >> agree and go fine. We just won't go into. the death business with you. It goes. [laughter] fine. >> I'm in the death business. [clears throat] right now. I'm doing it. for 10 years. I'm going to do a 10-year. insurance policy and just pray that I'm. not I won't need life insurance. That's. my plan. >> I'm going to I'm going to get life. I'm. going to start it. >> just while my kids are little. It's a. safeguard. In order to do it, I have to. take life insurance. Hey, Matt. You. know, if you give me $100,000, if you. give me $2,000 a month until for the. next 10 years, I'll make sure when you. die, you have $100,000.

[laughter]. >> Yes, definitely more than life. insurance. Back up. That's what that's. what life insurance is doing. >> Yeah, but they they will actually pay. you. >> No, they won't. They're making you go. through test. No, they don't, dude. >> Bro, they get rated. These these places. get assessed. They're rated. There's. places that have they track what percent. pays out. >> All right, man. >> Isn't that what uh Bistler did along. Came Polly? Wasn't he that guy? Like he. would uh. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That was his whole job was to like see. how much your.

>> in the 90s. >> early 2000s. >> Okay. >> Yeah, dude. They they actually pay. They. really will. I mean, if there's certain. I'm sure as people get out of get off. the hooks. >> just like the Gerber baby. The Gerber. baby definitely paid. >> The virgin guy. >> Gerber baby. You don't remember Gerber. baby? >> What happened to the Gerber baby? your. parents would get like a they like child. insurance. You pay them every month. until you turn eight until your kid. turned 18 or something. Then they get. like a lump sum of money. >> That's different. So there's insurance. as an investment. That's a different. thing. And that that's actually it's.

unregulated. So if you if you sell. insurance as an investment, you're not. beholden to the SEC. So there they. called there's Yeah, I'm not going to. say the name of the place. >> I'm selling life insurance as an. investment. >> Huh? >> Just started right now. >> Just right now. Yeah. I'm going to get. it all. >> You can't you're not backed. >> If you guys want You're making your. point. I [laughter] hear your point. I. hear your point. >> You're hitting me with bus stop. rumblings [laughter] right now. >> I know how the life insurance policy, dude. It's It's like [ __ ]. [clears throat] astrophysics. The. numbers. It's so [ __ ] complicated. I.

agree. It's kind of [ __ ] but at the. same time, you don't need to take it. out. >> Do they have the same numbers of. Affleck? Like, you know how like if you. get work hurt in Affleck, like you lose. a finger, you get so much money. No, >> it's like it's. not like. >> forgiving. It's it's them going we'll. give you what you pay. If you want X, you got to pay us X amount because most. people don't die. So they're like they. just get money. I'm saying like during. those years when you're younger. >> So they got all these people. They're. like, we're getting all this money. Then. people die. They go [ __ ] here. Give. them these these guys money.

>> But if you're having so many like if you. have all of these 40-year-olds giving. you life insurance money, the percentage. of 40 year olds that die is way lower. than people who stay alive. And. everyone's incentivized to stay alive. >> The whole idea of insurance is not to. give you anything. >> Well, they they do well this is the m. they try to maximize profit and they. will set up things where they make it. harder to get a payout which is annoying. and then they'll do a thing where it's. like ah well dude your insurance like. homeowners will be like ah your [ __ ] got. [ __ ] up but that your roof got messed.

up. That could have been from like if. it's animal damage they'll be like we. don't cover anything from the signs. family. So they'll be like if like say a. raccoon [ __ ] up your roof. If like a. raccoon [ __ ] up your roof, they'll be. like we covered more for like uh rodent. infestation. So they will do [ __ ]. like that 100%. >> Acts of God. We got storms or some Is. that like a whole term act? >> They have some they have some BS. I. actually funny enough last night dreamed. I tackled an insurance executive and as. I tackled him I was like hey at least.

someone didn't shoot you people other. people shoot you [laughter] and it was a. [ __ ] up dream. But I remember waking. up from them being like, I must be. really pissed about this insurance. I. must want my [ __ ] little knick-knack. naturals, dude. That's why I'm so bad. right [laughter] now. I literally can't. do them. I'm I'm in a deep subspace. right now because of health insurance. I'm so subbed out to insurance companies. right now. [laughter]. I'm being dominated so hard where like. I'll sit down to write at my laptop and. I'm like, I want my [ __ ] zins, man. And I'm like, >> you're being fined. >> I [laughter] am. I am. I'm being.

indomemed. truly insurance dominated. [laughter]. >> That's the thing, too. Apparently, if. they catch you doing them, they can just. be like, "Yep, we're out of here. Thanks. for your money. You're gone.". >> Like, even they keep the money you had. >> If if I get the non Which I I don't have. I again I've said on record, nicotine is. not addictive. I got off it no problem. >> Yeah. >> But it's like I I really isn't that. hard. I didn't think it was that hard. But. >> if they catch you consuming nicotine. while you're being covered, they could. in theory sever the thing.

>> Damn. Yeah. Now to fulfill the I just. chew coffee beans while I do stuff. Gives me that same feeling of like, you. know, I like I like inserting that thing. pause in my lip [laughter] right there. >> So yeah, right now I'm being completely. subbed out and I'm paranoid now. I'm. going like damn. Like. >> [ __ ] you hear about people getting like. killed for life, man. I'm like my wife. might kill my wife. Get. >> into one fight and you got to sleep with. your eye open. [laughter]. >> Kind of, man. I'm kind of being like. >> Yeah, I told her that. >> Damn. I said it's like now I'm like even.

just questioning I'm like dude for real. I was she got really upset at me but I. was like it's a lot of upside to me. dying for this family. [laughter]. >> Start paying attention. >> That's what I said. I'm like it's kind. of piece of mind being like bro if I. just die it's [snorts] a huge bag for. the whole family. I like don't talk like. that. >> I don't know. It makes me feel kind of. good being like [ __ ] it man. The plane. goes down it sucks but like. >> cha ching for the faing. [laughter]. >> Don't think like that.

I'm thinking like that. I'm hoping. you're not [ __ ] thinking like that. >> You ever see the show? There's a show. called DTF St. Louis where that's like. >> What is the show about? Is it about. that? >> More. Well, a guy's getting cucked and. then his wife gets insurance and they. she plans to kill. Well, >> he gets cucked. The bull the bull. basically is like, "Let's kill your. dumbass husband and take the money.". >> They're best friends. The bull and the. cuck are best friends. >> The whole thing. >> It's a great show. >> I know, but I'm saying the friend is the. bull. >> The friend is the bull. My thing is. >> but they also flip like. >> and they all know and everybody knows.

too. >> They also flip and the bull becomes the. cuck. >> Yeah. Like he like like he they were. closet watching like you know. >> watch from the closet and eventually the. cuck was like I just don't feel like. part of this. Can we switch it up? Cuz. it was his wife. He's like I still want. to you know [ __ ] my wife. >> Yeah I want to be the bull. >> And then the wife it was like the. saddest thing of all time. The wife just. was like. >> nah. >> no can't. >> So then he didn't become the bull. He he. asked to become the bull. He asked me to. come the bull and the wife was like, "No. shot.". >> Well, you first of all, you can't ask to.

become the bull. You got to be the bull. You just got to go. >> You got to be out there great. You got. to be out there grazing, dude. Like, that's where [snorts] he blew it. >> My thing is, if you're going to cuck me, cuck me. Don't kill me. That's my thing. Please don't kill me. >> They [laughter] did. They. sure. >> No, no, no. They did. They didn't kill. him. I remember it now. They They get to. I can get to the end. I don't want to. spoil the show. >> That's fine. I'm never going to watch. it, but they I mean, I heard it's a. great show. I heard it's amazing. >> I heard the show's really good. So, he. was getting cucked. There's a lot of. Dongs in it though. Be prepared for. Dong. >> Lot of Dong. >> A lot of Dong. >> Lot of Dong.

>> Son of a great show. I'm telling you. Go. through all the great shows. >> Lot of Game of Thrones. Actually, M just. Game of Thrones. >> Oz. >> Oz had a lot of dong. >> Yeah, they were in jail. >> Soprano. Sopranos had minimal if no. dong. >> I can't think of one dog. >> I can think of one dog. >> That makes sense. >> There's a scene where like when AJ's. getting dressed, you peep his dong. >> I'm kidding. [laughter]. >> He was like a boy. No dong in the Sopranos, but they did. have a big [ __ ]. >> Did they have a big [ __ ] this? >> God character's [laughter] name, >> huh? >> It's a guy's name.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> They had tits in Sopranos. >> Yeah. A lot of the the bad. >> That's that's a sty that's a, you know, that's some stylization I can get into. Like they're probably like, "Yo, we're. going to be one of the greats. We got to. show Dong." And they're like, "Let's. just do tits.". >> Tits are tits are rocking. >> There is something so classical about. showing Dong in the show. You almost got. to do it at certain at a certain point. But everybody loves tits. >> Everyone loves tits, but everyone fears. and respects a dog. >> Yeah, >> you're there watching with your baby. dog. >> [ __ ] Do they show that one, man?

[laughter]. >> Sometimes you're like, "Good one to show. though." Like. >> sometimes they hit you with one and. you're like, >> "Perfect.". >> Westworld is just a dong shower. You. watch Westworld. All the robots are. there and you're going, "Bro, you're. going to hit me with that flat flaccid. right now. >> Why did they even [ __ ] give them Why? They're robots. Make them Kindalls. Why. they eat junk?" Yeah. Weren't weren't. they [ __ ] those robots though? That. was the thing. >> Yeah, they were [ __ ] the robots. >> Oh yeah, they had a like a crazy flash. in the early in. >> You should give every robot a [ __ ]. Dude robots, girl robots, a [ __ ].

>> Like the one that kicked the boy. You. want that one that [laughter] kicked a. [ __ ]. >> The boy can get his kit back. >> When you turn 18, son, you're going to. get your get back on that robot that. [laughter] kicked you. >> [ __ ] his robot [ __ ]. >> That kid's going to be the Terminator. there a bit. He's going to save us. because John Connor, >> dude, we were talking earlier. That kick. must have hurt so bad. It It didn't look. like a mistake even. It looked like. perfect. >> That kick was The kick was intentional. I don't think the kid was supposed to be.

the target, though. >> So, it was like a turnaround. I saw the. kick. It was like a turnaround spin, but. it wasn't a [ __ ] dance kick. >> It was like a tornado kick. Yeah. >> Yeah. That was like a [ __ ] MMA kick. If he hit him with one of these, like. the like [laughter] out and in. I was. hitting the out and in so hard last. night after I saw the Michael Jackson. movie. >> Dude, if a robot if a robot hits the. damn question mark kick, we're cooked. >> I would fake out. >> I would fall I would fall right into it. Huh? [laughter]. >> Also, it's metal, dude. Your your shit's.

getting caved in. >> Dude, I apparently though like I mean. it's heavy machinery. It's different, but like getting hit with like metal. I've walked in. It didn't even move. But. I was walking and it was a mini. excavator and I walked into the bucket. and hit my head. >> Yeah. >> And I was It hurt. I was like, "Ow.". There. It's like no give whatsoever. It's so It's If one of those machines. just digging and like nudges you a. little bit, you go flying. >> Yeah. >> Cuz they're so strong. If you get hit. with metal, dude, it's like. >> we got to start putting some [ __ ]. flesh and bone on those things.

>> Yeah. It make them weak. >> Maybe you have to Maybe all robots have. to be BBW. >> safety. Although, but then they can. crush you. >> Paradise. You try to do you try to do a. little [ __ ] you know smother play. Now you Oh, I watched that I watched. that guy's video. The the fart guy you. were tell might be the best thing about. life. >> How was the interview? The interview is. amazing. >> It's so good. >> What's the fart guy? >> He talks about. >> Oh, you weren't [clears throat] here. >> You weren't here last weekend. [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> Here last week. There's a guy I'll just. say a guy on Softwine Underbelly fart.

fetishes. >> Oh, >> might have put out the best interview of. all time. And they're talking in earnest. about here when he talks about gay. farts. Uh, I don't remember the gay. farts. >> They're talking gay farts. And he goes, "Well, that's like part of the There's. like a privilege to being gay where like. gay farts are way more abundant than. straight farts.". >> Uh, >> lady farts are tougher. >> privilege. >> Yeah, cuz Well, if you want farts. >> Yeah. >> He's saying if you're gay and you have a. fart fetish, you're in, you know, it's. fart paradise. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Where it's just you, I mean, you can get. more farts out of a guy. I did see him.

go like hard like, "I'm not gay." When. they asked him like, "What is he?" And. then he also got real like he was like I. think I'm asexual but I don't think that. guy's asexual. I think he poured himself. into just hard normally. >> I also don't know why a lot of those. guys like to try to like think it. necessarily has to do with their. upbringing where like cuz his his link. to the upbringing was weak. It was just. like bro like his mom like. >> grounded him and farted on his head or. whatever. Yeah. >> I like all right you can have a fair. case but it was just like yeah my. parents farted. It's like that doesn't. mean you're going to want to [ __ ]. you're sexually in a farts.

>> My dad farted all the time. I can't. again. I'm a I'm a no-go zone on lady. farts. >> Dad's fart. >> Dad's fart. >> Dad was supposed to fart. >> Dad's fart. You have to fart. I was. Dude, I was lighting it up last night. [laughter]. so bad. >> You're supposed to have your family on. your couch and everyone feel your fart. [laughter]. >> I Dude, I I was in the closet. I had to. go into like the closet. I had to leave. the bedroom, [laughter] hit the closet, and just fart. And from our closet, my. wife still could hear and be like, "Oh.

my god, [laughter]. that's terrible.". >> They were They were hot. >> Yeah. Mine's been stinking, too. >> They had not been bad. >> Do you eat cheese? You eat milk and. cheese? >> I do, but it's never been a a problem. Like, and I don't do too much of it. Like I I you know, I get a little a. little pizza sometimes. >> You know what the percentage of people. lactose intolerant is? >> That's crazy high. >> It's like 60 to 80%. >> That's the thing, too. Everyone's I I. I'm among them. If I I if I have milk or. cheese pasteurized, I [ __ ] fart. Even.

if I have raw cheese, I fart so [ __ ]. hard. I can have raw milk. I have no. side effects. >> Yeah. >> If I have pasteurized milk and no. everyone talks about other stuff and you. can get whatever a disease from raw. milk. Nobody talks about the pasteurized. milk farts. Like they're crazy. It's. like some of my worst is when I'm. [ __ ] with dairy. I was doing it last. night. It was hot farts all night. It. took a half an hour off my sleep. I had. to get up yourself up, >> dude. Cuz it's like I I just I dropped.

one in the middle of the night the night. before. Woke the babe up again, gave her. like a sleep. I I I just ran it back. She woke up. [clears throat]. [laughter]. >> I was like, God, with him. So then I was. like, I'm not going to be a jerk. I got. up. I was foreign or I'll do tiny like a. little bit and I'll safely kind of push. it out. >> But yeah, dude. I Yeah. I I also I I. don't like girl farts. I almost want to. see if we can come up with a drug to. stop women from dreaming. >> I don't like girl dreams either.

>> You deal with them because you have to. deal with them the next time. >> Weed. >> Weed will do it. >> Weed. >> Yeah. >> No, Julia smokes every day probably. And. she still has she. >> catches you in the dream. >> She hates Well, either she'll catch me. with them, but either even worse, she'll. just want to tell me about them. [laughter]. >> It'll just it'll just be a useless. story. >> Yeah. So, if I dream, it's like, who. gives a [ __ ] It's not real. >> I get I get hit with like sleep. interruptors where I'll be like, I'll be. just drifting off. And then last night,

Britney woke up and went like, I'm never. getting these nails ever again. They're. hot. They're hot. And I'm like, dude, go. to bed. I literally get angry. I'm like, go to sleep. And that was dream. And she. just falls asleep. [laughter]. >> But she wake up with nons. It's. literally nonsense. It makes no sense. And I'm like in that perfect thing. thing. I'm like, "Oh, I'm drifting. apart." And it'll be like, "Oh, what's. happening?" I'm like, "Shut up." And I. can [laughter] say anything cuz she's. not as he's not awake. I can literally. be like, "Shut up. Go to bed." She be. like, "Why do you think and just pass.

[laughter] out?". >> I'm like, "Dude, I need to stop. I need. to stop this mechanism." [laughter]. >> You know, you got to put like a like a. soft cushion here so when she wakes up, she hits it and then goes back to sleep. >> That would [laughter] be nice cuz I I. can't stand the wakeups. Kill me. What's. happening? >> Catch her right before she goes. [laughter]. >> Shut up. My lady scared the hell out of. me the other day with one of those. She. woke up and she goes, "Canon doesn't. know it right now, but the camera's.

filming him. He's on camera right now.". And I was like, "What?" [laughter]. And she just kept babbling about it. And. then I realized she was asleep and I go, "You're scaring me. Go back.". >> [laughter]. >> And then that morning I woke her up with. [snorts] a fart. >> That's a good morning. >> Hitting her with the the cockadoodle do. [laughter]. >> That's a good fart, dude. The wake up. fart. >> Cockadoodle poo. >> I That's I spend at least 1% of our. conversations as she's unconscious and.

being like and I'm like, "Dude, stop it. Stop it now. Go. No. Stop it. It's not. real. Go to bed.". >> That's exactly. I just fall asleep. [laughter] It's like. [ __ ]. >> I didn't realize how like girls spiral. without men. Like if it's just like. girls by themselves, they like just like. [laughter]. >> it would take him like a day to realize. that.

[laughter]. my grandfather was a demon. Was keeping. me out of the house. [laughter]. >> Yeah. There's no one to tell him it was. a dream. You know, >> that's a dude's dream. That's a dude. That's like, you know how like stray. wolves became domesticated dogs cuz they. would like lay by the thing and wake up. and be like, "Hey, people are coming.". >> Yeah. >> That's how dudes got to get that [ __ ]. They got to lay [laughter] there. >> Yo, that's not real, dude. I was [ __ ]. just stay like I was staying up later. cuz I'm a guy and I just chill and you. fall asleep. >> Yeah. >> I can tell you, you're just peacefully. sleeping like you're not being attacked.

by a demon right now. Just [laughter]. >> let me get some [ __ ] pie. >> You sure? >> You sure? I got a I had a dream. I had a. sequel dream. >> I don't even know what the [ __ ] cuz like. a couple weeks ago I like dreamed about. murdering somebody [laughter]. >> again. You have violent dreams. We've. talked about this before. >> I know. I have That's why I can't watch. like obsess like horror movies cuz if I. watch horror movies I'm going to have. like nightmares about it and I'm just. going to be like, "All right, I guess I. live with the terrifier now." [laughter]. But yeah, I don't know who it was. I.

don't know what happened. I killed. somebody and then like this week I was. hanging out with you guys. We were. somewhere on the beach or on the lake. and then a cop came after me and I was. like, "All right, guys. I got to go. Don't worry about it." [laughter]. >> I know you're saying that. I had one of. those. I don't know what it was. I. remember I killed somebody. >> I think I like I think it was like for. my babe or something like that. And we. dispose of the body. >> Well, you touch her and die, >> huh? >> Touch her and die is a romanty trope.

Touch her and die. It's one of the. things women are really into. If like if. like someone touches this lady, you kill. her. [laughter]. >> Touch her and die. >> It's enemies to lovers. Touch her and. die. There's a bunch of these things. They're very funny that it the in the. dream like like I didn't get arrested, but I just was paranoid about the murder. from the past dream. I was like, "Oh. [ __ ] I haven't even been thinking about. this. It's been like 3 weeks. I know. they're on my ass." [laughter]. That was that was it was just knowing. that they got to be coming soon. And I.

woke up at like 8 in 8 in the morning. I. was like, are these am I did I kill. someone in my sleep? I get arrested. >> I just made fun of my babe telling. talking about dreams that aren't real. They just [laughter] just fully bathed. out about my dreams. >> It happens, dude. It's their fault. They. just put you're in the field. You're. absorbing all the [ __ ] Dude, it's. uh I used to have prison dreams all the. time. I used to have dreams that I was. in prison. I was in arrested. I got in. trouble and I was just in prison. I'd. have to every time I'd be in jail, I'd. be like, I can get out of here. I'm.

like, "This is so dumb." The way this is. set up, I can definitely get out of. here. >> You ever break out? >> I remember it' be like I could just walk. out and then I just like get out and. they'd be like, "Hey, you're it was like. very everything was very slow and they'd. be like, "You're supposed to be in jail. right now." And I'd be like, "Oh, fuck.". And I would go back to jail and then. walk back out and be like, "Haha." Was. this in the trapping days? >> Yeah. All I would always get in trouble. I would get in trouble or I'd have like. a pound of weed in my basement that I. had to get out, but there was like cops. surrounding my house. So, I'd have to in. my sleep I'd be like, "All right, I'll. put a little bit in this thing and put.

it out here." And I would just. constantly try to and they'd be coming. in and out trying to find it. I'd be. like, >> it was like I'd have non-stop stress. streams the entire time. It sucked. And. I I remember my heart rate would like. I'd wear an Apple Watch to sleep and I. would get like 130 heart rate in in. sleep all the time. I don't get it now. I'm chill. >> That stinks. It's bad for you. >> Yeah. >> I don't have I feel like I almost never. have like like for real for the most. part. Like I rarely have dreams that. stick with me anymore. Like I don't know. if it's my my lady will she'll have them.

every night and like would tell me about. them if I let her. I'll like it'll be. like oh I had a dream last night. Like. and it'll stand out to me. >> Every time I have a dream it means I'm. not that high. [laughter]. >> Like I got to get higher. >> Wake up in the middle of night like oh. [ __ ] I got to got to turn these off. I. I used to have big um we were being. invaded by China dreams. >> I still have those. >> Yeah. Where it' be like we would just be. battling. It'd be like a war. I'd be in. a city. It would turn into a war zone. Like Russia and China were attacking us. >> Yeah. Dude, I was at the wall. I was. like, why am I at the wall? Like not the.

Great Wall, the like border wall. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. I was like, why am I at the wall? And then [ __ ] Chinese people like a. [laughter]. >> dang Chinese guys are at the wall. >> Yeah. It is funny to think that like. China tries to get into our country, they like walk through Mexico and. they're like, "God damn it, there's a. [ __ ] wall. [laughter]. [ __ ]. >> when when Bay Remember that Beirut. explosion that was like crazy big." When. that happened, it was like a part of me. that was like that wasn't uh that wasn't. a factory. I was a little nuke like for. like and I had like a.

>> a couple like like a week or so of just. waking up and it was the sun would be. coming through the blinds in a weird way. but it' be the first thing I see and I. would think it's just like nuke. >> white hot flash. >> like white hot [laughter] flash what's. that. >> you fart first and then [laughter]. >> what's that. [laughter]. >> dude I I got last night I had sex. Thank. god I was sick. And then I was holding. in I had those nasty dairy farts. So I.

was I was like I just sucked them into. my body. I was like [laughter]. I can't fart during sex. So I. successfully successfully like absorbed. all my farts. [laughter] Had sex. Thank. god I didn't fart while I was coming. That'll happen to me. That'll happen to. me. >> [ __ ] Yo, wait. You You'll see. >> Turbo, [laughter]. >> bro. It's happened to me. I can't tell. you how many times I've farted while. filming during hand jobs especially. [laughter] cuz hand jobs you're like. whatever I'm up you're like just. >> it's never happened to any of you guys.

>> No man. >> I've definitely had to like think about. not farting. >> It's happened to me many times. >> I've definitely pushed a fart too in the. mattress. [laughter]. >> I've flinched before. [laughter]. So I made it, navigated through nice, no. [ __ ] farts, apologies.

over. >> Was it more satisfying to cut me just be. like, "Oh, >> it was nice." I'm done. [laughter]. >> I got two for. >> I walked in there, I was like, "Holy. [ __ ] dude. [laughter] I I got a little. glimpse of paradise. >> Yeah, the fat farts. Yeah, that guy was. swimming in some fat farts. >> He probably loved them. >> Hog heaven. >> Yeah. Oh yeah. [laughter].

>> Yeah. I'm talking about the guy who ran. paradise. Although maybe not. Check his. [ __ ] testimonials. Maybe it's like. didn't like the farts whatsoever. >> [laughter]. >> You know when when the cop I remember. the cop from the dream like it was like. a lesbian lady with blonde hair. >> and I don't know why it was that lady. >> with short hair. It was like a dyke cop. like. >> a white lady. Black lady. >> It was a white lady. >> White lady. Cool. >> Yeah. >> And you had a white lady cop on your. ass. >> Yeah. I don't even know why. >> Oh, I was watching Midwest Safety. I.

think that's what happened. [laughter] I. was watching Midwest Safety. It was It. was so funny. There was this one. It was. this racist guy. I know he was a racist. cuz like he he fought black guys and he. was like harassing them. That's what the. cops. So. >> they go he gets beat up. He gets hit in. the He's bleeding from his head. He's in. his house. They go the cops go to his. house and he's like, "You got to let me. go outside. I'm going to fight.". >> I saw that guy. [laughter]. >> Well, also when I heard. >> the whole time he was ramping up to the. nword. He didn't feel it. He didn't he.

had it. He had it a couple times. >> He had the stars and bars in his house. They go into his house full stars and. bars and he's just in there like I want. I want outside now. That I love people. They don't say I want to go outside. They I want outside. [laughter]. And he kept hitting it and hitting it. and they were like and they were like. he's like that black punk outside. I'm. going all right. He's working. He's. coming. He's. >> the coffee machine's percolating right. now. >> That's when you go take a side bet with. somebody real quick. Over and under. He.

says. >> Oh yeah. Well, you said racist. You know. it's like racist guy gets, you know, beat up by the police. So, I'm I'm going. like, "All right, let's see." Everyone. watching for the same reason, you know, let's see how see how he does this. [laughter]. >> And the black guy on the C is like, "Hey, man. I literally love you.". >> It's like his homie. >> They ain't nothing but love. I don't. think they're homies. >> I think he shoved Well, they shoved. them. Those guys could be bros, too. They're neighbors. >> Oh, yeah. >> But he shoved them. That was a thing. That guy shoved the black dude. The. black [snorts] dude [ __ ] gave him a. big weld on his head. He was bleeding.

He had a uh it was Whan Jennings on the. Confederate flag and it said something. like, "If slavery wasn't here, we would. have made it.". >> Did he really say that? [laughter]. >> Hell, he calls his mom. The video. starts, "Mom, bring everybody. >> Bring the whole family." [laughter]. >> It is uh every. >> That's a scary phone call. Let me stand. the next day. >> No, his mom shows up. >> Just his mom showed up. >> Come on. >> He's like, "Mom." He's like getting mad. at the cops. He's trying to resist.

arrest. He's like, "You You're hurting. me, mom.". Dude, most of those midwife safety. videos, it's a grown man. They get. arrested. They go, "Mom." [laughter]. >> And it's it's literally is like it's an. adult tamper. [laughter] It's like. you've you're beyond your faculties and. you're just being like just like your. parents. So, you have like zero power. >> That must feel good. get out of full. adult spam. >> Probably honestly cry for mommy and.

then they're like, you know, you're. gonna jump. I don't give a [ __ ]. [laughter] I don't care every single. time. [ __ ] you. I don't [ __ ] care. >> And you're just getting to do full like. imagine someone trying to hold you down. You get to go [laughter]. >> I literally remember my older brothers. beating me up and being like, [laughter]. >> that's the best. Just projectile nurses. >> Little brother kick. That's the last. defense before you get your ass. absolutely beaten to the [laughter].

>> pass your guard. You know it was a. guard. >> Fried, dude. >> I saw another crazy one. It was like. this Hispanic guy. He trapped this white. lady in a house, but like he like. chained her to the floor. >> Like it was like like he had chain he. had like rooms in his house and like it. was crazy. But it my thing was I feel. like they did it to people together and. then she cheated on him because these. both these both look like pieces of. [ __ ]. >> You should have never unchained her.

>> Yeah. Well, the cops unchained her. [laughter]. >> Cops unchained her. She's going to. [ __ ] cheat on this guy again. >> Well, that's that's what he said. He was. like she cheated on me. She was being. dramatic and chained herself and then he. left. >> Yeah. But then she like kicked out the. window and called like the neighbors. called the cops. >> Kind of believe him. >> Him. >> He said she was a Spanish. >> I He was Spanish. I believe him more cuz. he cuz then the cops showed up to arrest. him and he was like I told him I'll be. in on Monday. [laughter]. >> So him him and his babe his babe was.

chained up when the cops got there. >> Yeah. Like it was like. >> he was saying she chained herself. >> Yeah. Because she was being dramatic cuz. she cheated on him. >> around the neck like like just a chain. wrapped or like a lock with like. >> it was a master lock and the chain and. then it was like bolted into the ground. like master lock and chain. But the also. the whole house was like made so nobody. can escape. Like there was secret rooms. There was like the the front door was. locked on the inside and outside. So you. need an inside key and an outside key. >> Okay. >> Yeah. So like nobody.

>> You think they were double murderers? >> I think they were doing it together and. then she cheated on him and he was like, "Fuck you, bitch." And then she he's. like, "It could change. I could change.". And he's like, "No, I'm leaving." And. she's like, "I'm going to chain myself. up.". >> Yeah. >> And but. >> how did she call the cops chained up? She kicked out the window and yelled out. the window like, "Hey, help you. Chain. me up in one of the neighbors." Trying. to be a nice guy and give your. girlfriend long chains. [laughter]. >> Dude, I. >> I'm full internet sleuth, dude. I'm.

about to solve everything. I'm solving. all the crimes. >> How do you know? But here's the thing. That's an unsolvable crime. You're not. in the house. >> I can smell it. >> But you can I can smell it. >> I can sniff suspicion. >> You're saying you can you can look at. you can get context. True. Ele Yeah. What is it called? Elementary. My dear. Watson. >> Yeah. She seems cuz it's like it wasn't. like. >> you think she chained herself. >> Well, I don't think she chained herself. I think they were chaining people. together and then she tried to get out. of it or she cheated on him to get out. of the relationship and then like I. think he chained her up because he was.

like. >> [ __ ] or she was or it happened the way. he said. You. >> also got it's got to suck as like a. bondage dominator to like have your sub. obviously. >> try to spaz out. >> Yeah, you got I the term subspace makes. me laugh so hard. The subspace is where. like when you're you're the sub but. you're subbing out. You're being dom so. hard you just like lose all sense of. time. You enter subspace. It's. [laughter] apparently a thing. Subspace. of time. >> But if you're do if you're in dom space. but then your sub cheats on you. It's. funny to be like good little kid and be.

like actually that actually hurts my. feelings. I [laughter]. >> I'm actually I'm actually really torn up. about the fact that you cheated on me. I'm Can we Can we time out for a second? >> [laughter]. >> I'm really broken up about this. But. then maybe she was need maybe she needed. brat correction. So if you're really a. true dom, you would just correct the. bratty behavior. >> Chain it up. >> Would you chain her up? This guy was. textbook dumb. This. >> dude, he did leave for like three days. He like. >> Oh no. >> Yeah. >> That's no snack.

>> I think he left because he got a call. that the cops were at his house. >> You got to leave some Chicka Boom. popcorn for [laughter]. >> You gota leave yogurt and chicken and. popcorn and a TV. I think you could I. [laughter] think you could chain your. babe up. I think you could chain it for. like a month. [laughter]. A chicken boob. >> Low calorie sweet kettle corn, [laughter]. yogurt, and like some sort of bev and a. TV. I think I think you could chain a. woman for 30 years. >> They might not even notice they're. chained up. Like [laughter].

>> if you keep replenishing the popcorn and. drinks and you put on like housewives, >> you put on every [laughter] season of. Housewives in order. They would never. know. You go hang out with a friend and. be like, "What the Oh [ __ ] [laughter]. >> I'm being [ __ ] domed right now.". [laughter]. >> Yeah, a babe will chill, man. They will. chill so [ __ ] hard. >> That might be. [laughter]. >> Oh my dude, she's constantly like, "I. wish we could like stay in bed all day.". I'm like, I would throw up if I laid. down all day. I can't I can't stay I I.

can't until I die. I don't think I'll. lay down during the day for for the rest. of my life. I would go nuts if I just. laid there like this watching. television. Was like. >> that's the dream, bro. Just laying on. your bed. >> I pillows up a little. >> I want to lay my lay on the couch all. day. >> Oh, I panic, dude. Matlock. >> I remember when I used to have a sick. day. I for me it was like the morning. was when I didn't want to go to school. So, I'd be like, "Mom, I have diarrhea.". And I would get out of school and I'd be. like, "Yes, I'm out of school." But as. the day went on, I'd slowly get filled.

with a sense of dread and I'd be like, "What have I done?" And then my cousin. would come home be like, "Here's your. work for today." And I'm like, "This is. all I missed." It' be like a sheet of. like spelling words. I'm like, "Okay.". But I would I would get like panicked by. the time the afternoon came. I'd be. like, "Societyy's moving on without me.". I literally I would feel like I've been. left behind. Yeah. Like I'm worthless. My schoolmates have left me behind. [laughter] I'm now an ignoramus laying. in bed. I don't know what they know. >> And my friends forgot about me cuz they. faked this diarrhea. [laughter].

>> Well, I just moved on. I love a good. excuse to be lazy, though. Like when you. don't have the other [ __ ] like. >> a snow day is nice. I'll take a snow. day. >> Rainy day. >> But then back back in the day I'd be. like the girl with the biggest hits. doesn't even know me anymore. I'm going. [laughter]. >> to have wore a little shirt today for. all I know. >> Yeah. >> Oh, today was a spring uniform. That. means golf shirts. Oh boy. >> Man, I couldn't imagine not to couldn't. imagine being in like horny times with. the things the girls wear nowadays when.

I was in, you know, >> or being that young. >> Yeah. It's got to be crazy. I was I was. just talking to Britney about about. spandex. >> I was like, you do realize spandex in. public is crazy. >> So crazy. >> That that's nuts. Let alone cuz like. >> you mean like leggings are like the full. leggings. I'm like I'm like leggings are. like I'm like I get it. But it's like. that's still wildly revealing. It's like. you see the contours of like the butt. >> and your [ __ ]. >> and you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. most times a big old.

camel toe and I'm going like. >> it's not crazy to like tie something. around the waist like that's it's not. it's it's understandable because it's. like you're you're out you're [ __ ]. completely on display. >> and then like well I just don't think. and then we walked past a lady who had. her butt cheeks hanging out of shorts. and she was like I can't believe that. person's out there right and I was like. was it's like spandex that's the next. evolution. >> I was like everyone's dressing like. prostitutes used to dress. >> if you wore spandex in the 80s outside. be like this is a hooker. >> yeah if throw your butt cheeks out. And. now like in the 90s, 2000s, butt cheeks.

out was hookers. Now regular ladies are. adopting hooker technology. And I'm. like, >> see-through [ __ ] is getting big. I see a. lot now. Now it's going to be. see-through. It's It's going to be It's. going to hit a point where it will. obviously fly back. It already is. There's like the baggie mom jeans now. >> Yeah. >> Um. >> I do hate that to be honest. >> You hate baggy mom jeans? >> Baggy mom jeans is nice. >> It does It does nothing. Like it it. really bums me out. >> Well, it gives you a nice reset. You. need a dopamine. I can't handle butt. cheeks out of shorts and nipples. I. That's too much for me.

>> It is a lot. Like I get it. It's. >> It's too much. It's too much. >> I do celebrate. It's too much. It's a. lot. It does. When I driving in New York. back in the day, I used to I used to be. like I know a wreck is coming. >> Yeah. But if everyone starts doing that, it's going to be a problem. >> I definitely think once you're off like. once you're off the market, spandex. outside. Unless you're with your guy. >> spandex outside. It's again, it's one of. those things I'm like whatever. I'm just. like stating as a matter of fact I don't. like it. >> It's what hookers it's what hookers used. to wear.

>> If my lady was to go out the house and. like some of the like sometime I'm not. going to lie, I've seen them like. Instagram leggings that have the the. pre-wedgy and I pre-wed. >> is crazy. >> I go on Amazon. I go wear these around. the house please. [laughter] And then. I've hit the butt the butt cuped. spandex. It's like. >> it's crazy. >> Yeah. I don't have like super strong. like dude you can't but I I just see it. and I go like Yeah. Well, it's it's like. your butt. Like, everyone can see your. butt now. It's just it's your butt. It's. just instead of your skin, it's spandex, >> but it's still your butt, which in the.

future, we're all supposed to We're. building towards all wearing spandex all. the time. I understand that. I'm not. going to fight against. >> I can't. >> You're going to have to. >> [ __ ] that. I'll tell. >> otherwise we're never going to be in the. future, dude. We can't stay baggy and. claim to be in the future. >> Oh, I hate the baggie, though. The new. baggy like that's come back around. >> Yeah, that is kind of annoying, too. >> It feels cra like I And it's. >> it's oversized. It's a Yeah, size. >> It's the same [ __ ] as when we were. younger and we used to I remember Jenos. were so baggy.

>> Baggy jean shorts are back again. Like. >> get a 6L shirt. It's going to look. regular. >> So, it's going to look regular now. It's. going to look like. >> I thought you meant like fat joke. It's. fat joke. >> I thought you were talking about. fashion. We're talking seriously. [laughter] We're talking. >> I went tallies. Tallies were the sickest. things. I think any fashion trend. I. think Doll Te's might be the sickest. [ __ ] ever. >> There was there was a small era that had. like a middle ground that I love. It was. like the sleeves were normal cut. sleeves, but [laughter] the the tea went.

kind of long. It was perfect. >> You're wearing a dress. >> It wasn't dress. [laughter] It wasn't. dress. >> It was I I walked into that, but. [laughter]. >> I put it on like this is a dress the. whole time. It hugs my waist. >> [laughter]. >> Shows your curve. >> Yeah. Put it on, hit like spins and. [ __ ] It would fly up [laughter] in the. air. >> Well, guys, I believe we did it. >> We're at a [ __ ] pow hour. Thank.

you for everybody. >> Appreciate you guys. We'll uh Yeah, man. We'll just keep on plotting along. It's. all we can do is plot along on this. thing called life. >> Yeah. >> RIP [ __ ]. >> Wait for the robots. [laughter]. all just wait to see if the robots. really take our [ __ ] livelihoods and. if you know see what happens with the. war. Hopefully that stuff blows over and. there's peace and that robots don't you. know take us away. Seems to be hanging. over everybody's mind and the robots. >> the robots in the war. >> I don't think the robots going to take.

us over and we're going to go into World. War II. Hopefully it doesn't happen. >> When the robots in war join together. that's when we're [ __ ] That's what. everyone's afraid of. or just becomes. battlebots non-stop and we just our food. supply depends on how good our battle. bots program is. >> Yeah, each country has their own guy. There's. >> a couple battlebots wars. Maybe I'll be. shredded finally. [laughter]. I'm being crushed by abundance right. now. >> Well, bye guys. >> Peace. >> Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane.

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