Ep 572 - Gabriel (feat. Gabe Davis)
The Wild Wild West. >> Yeah, let's do it. >> Hey, we're live. Welcome to Matt and. Jane Secret Pot. We're here with special. guest Gabriel Davis. >> Yes, sir. >> Yep. >> So, how are you? >> I'm good. Doing good. >> Good. >> Nice. Energy in here is a [ __ ] wild. crazy. >> energy. Energy is uncomfortable. entourage. >> I know. It's sick. >> Entourage. >> There's [ __ ] seven guys here. >> You guys all day just kept being like, "Yo, is it cool if another guy comes. over?". >> It does. It does feel like a grade.
school dance when the boys are lined up. against the wall, but there's just other. boys on the other side. >> Multiple boys. >> It's an all boy dance. >> The dorks are nervous. The podcast dorks. are nervous. It's the dorks and the. jocks. Dude, >> we're going to get wedgied. >> Yeah, it's. >> Dude, this is going to be sick. >> Dude, you made fun of my [ __ ] hat a. minute ago. >> No, I didn't. >> That was crazy. >> I said I like. >> I was nervous about the hat. I almost. gave it to Nate right away. >> Why? >> Cuz it's a cool hat and I don't like. wearing cool hats. >> Why do I said that's a sick hat? Now you. smiled when you said it. >> You know I smiled. >> You know that's nasty. You know that's.
[ __ ] nasty. You smiled when you came. laughing. >> You like the hat. I smiled going the. bezer would love that hat. That's why I. smiled. >> The bees is going to get his hands on. this hat. I'm giving him this hat. >> I like I genuinely like the hat. And. then I thought of how much the bees. would like that hat and I I smiled. That's all. >> Yeah. But if you give someone a. compliment and smile while you're doing. it, it's clearly an. cool shoes. [ __ ]. >> Nasty, dude. >> I just thought about. >> I know it's race week. I know it's race. week in your test, dude. You roid raging.
again, dude. >> You rage on my hat. >> I just I I can I can like a hat and. laugh about how much the bees hat bees. would go nuts for this. >> That's what I thought about him on a. couch being like, "Yo, that's the bees.". Sick. >> I know. >> Miss the bees. You've Have you ever met. the Beaser? >> Mm- No, I ain't. >> He might have been in Buffalo. No, he. wasn't. >> I never met him. >> No, he might have flashed by you. You. wouldn't even man. >> He's the man. >> He bezes around. He flash right by you. Wouldn't even He's like a hummingbird.
>> He's apparently he's post he's posted up. at Bonners now. You can find the bees. Yeah, >> you find them at Bonners. >> Yeah. >> That's nice. >> Go down to Bonners. Meet the bees. >> Little bees. They have a little bees. house. He just buzzes by, >> dips his beak, and leaves. >> Blizz. Was it you? No. Somebody was just. telling me about Blizz. Blizz and him. were going to go get lunch. >> Mhm. He was supposed to meet him there. and he Blizz was riding his bike and he. rode past Bonners and he was Blizz was. late and he drove past Bonners and. Beaser was out there just smoking a. cigarette in front of the bar. He was. like, "Aren't we supposed to meet for.
lunch?" He's like, "Yeah, I'll be there. What the hell?". He wasn't going. He just wasn't going to. go. to stay at Bonners. >> We got to get you to Bonners. >> What is that? >> It's just a nice spar in Philly. It's a. good time. >> What about the Philly? >> Yeah, Philly rules. What are you hinting. at? >> I'm not hinting to go to Philly. What. are you doing there? >> They got They got enough. They got. enough out there. They got enough out. there. >> Yeah. >> I can't do that. Those boys are all paid.
and making plays. I can't. >> Yeah, those guys are great. >> Could do it again this year. >> Nah, >> I can't believe he turned on me at the. beginning of the. >> He made fun of my hat and you juiced. >> He didn't make fun of you. Juiced to the. gills and it's it's affecting everyone, dude. >> It's race week and you're juiced. You. cycle must be crazy this week, >> dude. It's just a Sheila Jeet, man. >> It's just a Sheila Jeet. >> [ __ ] Sheila Jeet. >> It's like this uh I don't know. I feel. like uh Muslim guys get it from like.
mountains or something. >> Well, they're always jacked. >> I know. They're jacked. That's high. That's the most high tea religion there. is. >> religiously. Yeah, probably. >> Most high tea religion for sure. >> You can't do anything. >> Yeah, it's high tea. >> High tea, dude. Making women cover. themselves up like that. I say it. It's. high tea. Amish is a good high tea. >> Super high tea. Yeah, Amish is crazy. high tea. Amish is so high tea that like. you might [ __ ] around and marry your. cousin. >> That is the highest form of tea. >> Only dudes with high te thought their. cousins were hot as [ __ ] growing up.
Only your tea is so high you're like, "Yo, my aunt. I would [ __ ] my aunt.". >> That's high tea, dude. >> You got have a lot of tea to like kiss. your cousin and be like, "What?". >> You have hot tea, bro. You definitely. want a [ __ ]. >> You didn't have a hot ant. No. >> Yeah, you. >> No. Hell no. >> Dang. You do have probably. >> I only got like one aunt. I don't even. know my other aunt. >> So, you're saying she's not hot? That's. just going to see this. So mean. >> No, she's not that she's not hot. She's. just she's my aunt.
>> That's wild. >> True. >> There's some hot ants kicking around. >> There are. >> Yeah. >> Is your aunt hot? >> No. >> What about ants that marry into the. family? >> There's ants that marry into the family. All my aunts marry in the family. I like. call them every now and again. I'm like, "Yo, you look so beautiful." He looks. almost Yeah, right. >> Yeah. >> Uncle Blank is so lucky. >> Almost said his name.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I told you I got drunk. and told my cousin how beautiful she. looked at her wedding, right? >> You look like Helen of Troy. They're like, "All right, man. Let's get. him out of here. Don't you look so beautiful up there? That was just that was a low point. >> We are getting to the age though where. you start telling women how beautiful. they are and it's like not that big of a. deal. >> Yeah. Like you if you see a woman. dressed up at all I'm like you look. beautiful. >> You look stunning. >> Yeah. >> You go to Yeah. You're an Applebe. >> Some guy some like old man just hit. Britney with that. He goes I like I have. no agenda. I just want to say beautiful.
I know it wasn't Bust a Bus. >> [ __ ] Bust a bus. But. >> my wife I leave the room for one second. Comes back in. Oh my god. Buster Rhymes. kissed my hand. I was like. >> one of my one of my home girls had a had. a run with Buster Rhymes though. He did. the same. He did the same thing. >> Like in the club in the club, he like. walked up to him and was like, >> "I just want to tell you the most. beautifulest girl in here.". >> He might be autistic. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I've seen autistic dudes hit that. >> He's on that. >> It's sigma grind. It's total sigma grind. to be like, I have no I don't even care.
what happens. I just want to tell you. you're beautiful and just walk away. Yeah. >> It's a good move. >> It's a good move. I. >> told my wife I'm going to start She told. me about I was I'm start doing it to. every lady I see then. >> if it's such a nice thing. If it's such. a nice thing. That's my plan for 2026. I'm going to do that. I'm going to try. to get a ton of female friends just so I. can be like laying in bed and be like, "Oh, dude, Samantha, dude, she's so. funny. >> So [ __ ] funny. >> You should send me this thing. It's so. You guys, you guys should hang out.". >> That's a really great move. >> Just do everything your girlfriend says. is not a big deal. >> Fine. We can do this. >> Like, dude, Kimberly just sent me a.
meme. You guys have like similar sense. of humor. You guys love each other. We. We should all hang out. >> I'm going to go to the beach with my. friends from college. Of course, a. couple of them are guys. It's going to. be fun. We're going to get a beach. house. >> Do you know who actually does this? >> Who? Hos, >> you trash dog in the press conference. >> He called one time and he swatted in. Hos's head before the fight. >> He texted Britney one time and he goes, "I'm on a girls trip." And she was like, "Oh, he must be talking to his wife.". And Hos like, "No, it's just like my. friends from college. It's like a girl. trip, but I go on it, too.". >> Jesus Christ, what an animal. >> He's a He's high tea.
>> He's the highest tea you can have. >> Going on the girls trip. >> Crazy. >> What? We were friends. >> That's crazy. You would you go on girls. trips? >> Hello. >> And we're back. >> Deleted. >> I always. >> Oh, you got to bring the mic up. >> Oh, my bad. >> What do you do you ever like come across. those dudes who are like, "Yeah, I was. just kicking it with my home girl last. night." It's like, "What are you talking. about, dude? >> Your best your girl best friend." It's. like, "What are you What are you doing, man?". >> Unless you're having sexual intercourse.
>> Yeah, obviously. But at that point, you. can't call them your home girl. That's. crazy. >> I had a guy call a male called a girl a. [ __ ] buddy last night. >> Yeah. >> I don't like that. I don't like that. And I don't like lady friend. >> Sean said that one time. >> That's my lady friend. >> What the [ __ ] Who the hell are you. thinking? >> My lady friend. >> Just my lady. >> We got to get out of here. Everyone's. mean, >> dude. It's stranger, girlfriend, wife. >> This is a complete stranger to me. That's what I say about all of them. >> Never met.
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rating 75. >> I've had a couple for I've had two picks. so far. 85 and 75. >> Damn. It's like it's real life Pokémon. Go. >> Yeah, it's [ __ ] awesome, dude. >> [ __ ] awesome. >> It's the false widow. >> Dogs, >> huh? >> You do a dog or. >> dogs would be tight, too. >> Do it. Black. >> No, I'm joking about that. Come on. >> Oh, my bad. I didn't mean to put you on. the spot like that. >> What would my rating be though? >> You Your rating is high as [ __ ] dude. You're dangerous. You scary [ __ ]. psycho.
>> True. >> I've seen him talk [ __ ] to like you and. Spencer. That was when you would talk. [ __ ] to Spencer Brown. I was like, "Gabe, chill." You're like, "No, I'll. beat the [ __ ] out." I mean, they're. joking, but. >> No, for sure. No, I got something. against Spencer. Like, >> you think you could beat up Spencer? >> Yeah, cuz he's so big and he thinks cuz. he's so big he can like beat people up. But I feel like. >> I think that's he can't because he's so. big. No. Spencer. Spencer. Spencer's. soft as [ __ ] though. >> I don't know, dude. He's playing [ __ ]. football. He's pretty. >> n I'd beat his ass.
>> How How big is this guy? >> Gigantic. >> Six 69. Like 300, >> bro. He's huge. >> It's like the Undertaker. >> He's literally the Undertaker. >> He was the one who was play Dave and. Busters. I was on Mushrooms watching him. play [ __ ] video games and I was just. like, >> [ __ ]. >> It was terrifying. >> Yeah. Yeah, that would be kind of scary. on mushrooms seeing giant guys. Seeing a. giant guy play a kids game. >> Oh, [ __ ] it. >> I was like, damn, dude. We used to have. Vikings. Now they're just at [ __ ]. Dave and Busters. It's crazy. >> That guy should be burning a village.
Said he's hanging out with La Mer and. Dave and Busters Buffalo. >> That was the best time. >> That was an awesome time. >> That was literally the best time. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I saw the one guy, I think it was. the SNL afterparty, he tried to grab. like your jacket or something and that. you had some pretty quick movements. You. know, remember at your SNL afterparty, there was a guy with a backpack who was. trying to make everyone do drugs or. pretty much make Shane do drugs with him. and it was like, "Go away. Go away.". >> And you were like, "Dude, get out of. here." And he tried to unzip something.
on your jacket and he grabbed this guy's. arm with a pretty alarming and. terrifying speed, cranked it up. He was. like a drug nerd. He's like, and he like. got away. And I was like, I was watching. like, "Dude, you would have for sure. died. It would have been.". >> We had that one time where we were. hanging out. Yeah, I think it was the. same night you were saying you're going. to fight Spencer and that kid came up at. the bar. >> Yeah, he was tripping. >> Yeah, he was. >> He was tripping. >> Yeah, >> real. >> I don't know. I don't want to go into it. too much. You you were uh you were. saying some things. >> I do.
>> What? >> You went right to it. You pressed the. button immediately and I was like, "Oh, shit.". >> Soon as I saw him, I already knew. I was. like, "Yeah, >> it is weird though. I I know I've known. a couple of guys like that who do have. like a weird. >> who will go up to like the tallest. biggest guys and be like [ __ ] you at the. bar. It's always like I have like tall. family members and people will try to. like fight them and it's like a it's. like a weird fetish. >> They're horses dude. The dudes they're. giant freaks in your family. >> Yeah. Like 66. They're they're massive. and dudes will come up and be like [ __ ].
you think you. >> Philly would beat the [ __ ] out of you. >> McCusker. >> Yeah. >> No, >> I'm taking him and Spud on. I'm. >> You can't You can't take the SP. Not the. duo. No one. Davis is going to beat up War mode. >> It's official. >> Adam report this. >> The the duo would be too dash. Yeah. >> Spud will come in suicide bomb at first. He'll come in. >> Oh, 100%. >> He's just a torso dude. >> No defense. He'd have no defense.
>> He's a problem. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He'll get you. He's got noggin, too. He'd be tough to hit. Both those. boys have some big ass noggin. So, >> oh, brother. >> Nice. >> So, you got you got a show tonight. I. was I'm 10. Moving a little slow. >> It's all right. >> Thinking about it. >> 10 o'clock. I Dude, I forgot it was a 10. o'clock or 10. >> Yeah, but we'll see. It'll be fun, man. Brand new stuff. So, >> we'll see. Trying to uh trying to come. up with the new stuff. It's pretty fun. >> Is it like an hour? Is like a full show.
or is it like. >> I'm going to try I'm going to try to do. like 45 minutes of all new stuff. We of. like, you know, newish. So, we shall. see. AC. It's really just a test for. Atlantic City because it's like. >> I don't know. I feel like a lot of. people from Philly are going to be there. who have seen the old stuff. So, it's. like let me try to give him the new just. going to bomb in Atlantic City. I'm. going to bomb. >> if you lose if you lose the race and. bomb, dude. You have to just You have to. walk into the sea. >> You have to just go straight into the. sea. >> Bomb and lose the horse. Dude, he would. be a And the races before the show.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. He You can't You can't bomb You. can't lose the race and then think of. him after the show. Yeah. I just. >> just be like, "Your new stuff's not. good.". >> Oh, yeah. >> See that? >> Yeah. Just fly home quietly. I would. change my flight secretly. Like, so I. wouldn't fly home with my family. >> I'd be like, "What the hell? They bumped. me off the flight. This is crazy. I'm. flying first class tomorrow by myself. >> This is crazy.". >> Yeah. I couldn't go. I couldn't face my.
family after that, honestly. >> Or or it would just charge me for, you. know, the next victory. I would train. harder. Yeah. >> Just train harder. You're not going to. bond there. >> And your family's going to be there. You're going to you're going to do. great. >> It's like 20 out of. >> That's a lot. And there'll be. >> 20 family members. A lot. >> Backstage is going to be a problem. >> Backstage is going to be nuts. >> Yeah. I've been talking to Britney. already. It's going to be those hotel. rooms I give you gone. >> Yeah. >> They're all they're completely gone. But. yeah, it'll be it'll be fun, man. It'll. be a nice little trip. And I'll I'll. take the kids to the beach. >> just before they start school. So, you. know, that'll be we have we have real. school now. Like Ma's in kindergarten,
so I got to like get up at 6:30 every. morning. It's going to be It's going to. be [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> That'll be nice. >> Yeah, >> you're going to like that. >> Yeah, I I do like the [ __ ]. >> You put the [ __ ] dots on the calendar. for real, though. >> I put one on. the. >> picture you sent me. I was like, "No.". >> Oh, I did. I put one, but then I She ran. it back on me so fast. I was like, "Just. kind of defeats the purpose. The dots. would be too connected right now." She. probably She knew. >> She knew what she was doing. >> I think so. >> That's a That's a good method, though. It worked. >> It did.
>> Yeah, >> it did. I mean, dude, I was I mean, my. wife's also I've learned she's a. deropile. >> What's that? >> She's a She's attracted to older like. elderly men. That's why I have the gray. goat. >> The goat's nice. >> The goat's nice. >> She's real. I told her like. >> the first thing I noticed when you. walked in, I was like, "Damn, the goat's. getting strong.". >> It's a yin-yang goat. >> Maybe I'm dronophobe. You're. >> I'm a dronophobe, dude. I [ __ ] hate. old attractive guys. >> Yeah, I've learned about uh dronophile. is a nice one. Did you ever hear of a. basia? It's people who are attract try to guess.
what it is. >> Basopilia. >> Yeah, it's like a a basopilia. >> Babies or something? >> No. Good guess. They're called. pedophiles. >> No, I don't know. >> I wonder there's got to be a different. term for like straight up baby. attraction. We were like, nah, man. Teenagers. I need the I need a little I need the. Hershey kiss. Eminem minis, bro. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Just baby [ __ ] I think. there's no real term for it. Yeah, just. called I think you call him like.
governor. >> Yeah, true. Senator. >> No, basop files are people who are. attracted to pretty much like neck. braces, orthopedic boots. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Oh no, >> that's crazy. >> That neck brace is the funniest thing. you can have, >> dude. Orthopedic boot. >> Orthopedic boot. >> I was I was re I was deep in researching. kink for my radio play. So I came across. a basop files was like it was I it was. like a a through zard hurt people.
>> It was just I don't I think you're just. attract Yeah. You're attracted to people. who are like bound in medical device. >> Neck brace is the funniest thing. It's. the funniest way you can look. >> I know. >> If you have a neck brace on, you are a. loser. You can't go out in public. >> A person in a neck brace at a casino. made me die. That basopile needs to head. to the [ __ ] casino. Everyone in there. is [ __ ] dinged up. Everyone's got a. cast on. >> Yeah, true. That would be a good place.
for. >> neck brace at the casino is rock. I can. see the bees man rocking a neck brace at. the casino with this hat, dude. The bees. would. >> That should be his merch. >> Neck brace. >> You should do personalized neck brace. >> Yeah. Shut the [ __ ] up. Going to bar. Shut up. >> Yo, where'd you get that head? >> Yeah. What? That car heart is [ __ ]. sick, dude. Is Bees the main guy from. >> No, that's Who's that. >> from Tires? Yeah, >> that's that's Gerby's. >> Oh, Gerby. I can see how you bees. >> Well, I remember him talking about Kylo.
>> Kylo's boyfriend. >> The girl on the show. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. >> He's a He's a comedian and uh. >> I just miss him. >> He's back in Philly. >> Can't wait to see him. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I might I don't know if I'll see I don't. know if I'll be make. >> He might make the track. You never know. You might just honestly see him there. >> That's true. >> With a neck brace in a casino going, "Hey, >> yo.". >> Yo, you're racing [ __ ] horse, dude. Horse is so [ __ ] gay.
>> Dude, I'm [ __ ] horse. >> Only person I've ever met in the world. who whispers like a deaf guy. >> No, he tries to be quiet. He just goes. straight deaf. >> It's crazy. >> Every time he'd be like, "Dude, [ __ ]. Cuz we all live together." So somebody. would be upstairs, he'd be talking [ __ ]. on me, be like, "Dude, I [ __ ] call. him. Don't [ __ ] with that [ __ ] dude. Do. not [ __ ] [ __ ] with that [ __ ] And he. [ __ ] did it, dude. [ __ ]. is incredible. >> He really is.
>> Never has never swam once. >> I know. It's crazy. >> So, yo, he gets so mad if you bring up. swimming. >> This is how he dress at the beach. Just. jeans, t-shirt, you know. >> He shows up at like 6 p.m. Where were. you all day? >> All black. All black with shoes on. He. visited him at the beach and he just. never made it to the beach. Where are. you? >> The bees, dude. >> Stands in jeans like, "Yo, it's [ __ ]. beat.". >> Yo, it's [ __ ] hot out here, dude. You're in jeans.
>> Yeah, he rules. >> Oh, man. >> Oh, brother. >> Yeah, dude. >> What do you got going on? >> [ __ ] Just. rehabbing. Got some visits lined up. Go. to some Yeah. See what we got going on. >> You don't have to break the news, but. what you know, say what you want. >> Up to the northeast a little bit. >> I like that. Up there a little out west. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Nice, man. You're rehabing. What What's. uh what's your injury? >> I had tore my PCL miniscus.
>> Ah, [ __ ]. >> Yeah. So, I had tore it. >> um the 17th game in 2023. in Buffalo and then signed with. Jacksonville. >> and the [ __ ] just never got back right. Yeah. Um, so I was just running like. week 10 and just took a cut and then. felt a pop in my knee and. >> went to go try to walk to the sideline. I was just like, "Bro, I can't make it.". >> [ __ ]. >> So then my meniscus and then my PCO end. up fully my PC was already partially. torn, end up fully tearing and then I. had tore my medial meniscus. >> So how do you actually rehab that.
>> quad sets? I mean it was a lot. I was on. crutches for like 12 weeks and then I. got a blood clot in my calf. So then I. had to be on blood thinners for like 3. months. Um, but literally like you just. have to get that flexion back like. bending it and [ __ ] Like that's like. the worst part. >> You have to get that get that bend back. or. >> That's crazy, dude. If I run for like. two days in a row, my knees are [ __ ]. >> Like if I were talking about running. I. was like, I don't think I've sprinted in.
a decade. >> It's Dude, it's the When you When you do. it again, did you run track at all in. grade school? >> No. I ran it in. I wasn't good at all in. grade school. And I remember my like 100. meter time, but I can't even touch it. I. can't get close. >> Oh, you're fine. >> I mean, I'm not that fast. Right now, I'll run 100 meters in like I think I. got like 135 13.5, >> but it's not. Dude, I I think I used to. get like I know 10 seconds was like. crazy in grade school. >> and I think I used to get like 10. seconds now. Yeah. Like high Yeah,
that's like high school guys. >> Okay, never mind. Maybe I got the same. I've always been 14 seconds. >> No, maybe I'm just 14 seconds all the. time. There was a couple kids who ran. like close to 10 and it was. >> 14 seconds is kind of moving. I could be. wrong. >> 13.5, but yeah, >> 13.5 is great, >> but it's it's not bad. The when I first. started sprinting again, after a while, my like I like my fingertips become. numb. Like half my fingers would just. completely lose feeling. I'd be like, "Fuck, this is not good. I might die out.
here.". >> Yeah, definitely. >> But your body figures it out. >> Yeah. You'll see when you're geezed up, >> you do anything, you go, I didn't I. didn't know that could happen to me. >> Yeah. >> Certain things start, but dude, my arms. my hands will fall asleep. >> It's crazy. >> Yeah. >> Circulation is [ __ ] up. >> I got a long time for that. >> It's coming. >> But here's the thing, though. When you. when you do cardio me about [ __ ]. aging, >> no, I'm not doing that. It's coming. >> It just sounds like something that my. body wouldn't do to me, >> brother. I was like you. When I was your. age, I was jacked and had to have some.
[ __ ]. >> Trust me, dude. And I took I took. perfect care of my body. >> from then until this. >> All my tattoos disappeared, too. >> My Yeah, your tattoos are going to fade. off. >> Well, dude, cardio I always thought was. pointless cuz I was like, >> cardio is pointless. >> I thought it was. >> No, it's definitely one of the most. important. >> I know, but when I was younger, I was. like, I'm just going to bench press and. get a bigger chest. Why the [ __ ] would I. run? And then like when you run, your. body grows like new veins. You just. can't see them. M. >> But as soon as I learned that, I'm like, "Oh, this is sick.". >> Yeah. It's the coolest thing.
>> Yeah. You just think about your veins. growing, your capillaries spreading, and. you're like, "This is [ __ ] sick.". >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Especially when you get like out of. breath, like when you were a kid. >> I haven't done that. Like I did that. recently this week, and it was just like. >> I used to do this like 10 times a day. >> Yeah. I used to do it all day. >> Yeah. Just like [ __ ] for whatever. reason. I like thought I was going to. die. I laid down. I was like, >> ran to 400. >> 400 sucks. >> 400 is [ __ ] brutal. >> Yeah. >> 400. I think 115. Sorry, I keep talking. about track. >> No, it's. >> that's solid.
>> Yeah, >> it's not bad. It's all right. 40. I'm. going to be 40 in January. So, >> that's pretty good, dude. What would you. run 100 meters in? >> Probably like 100 meters. I don't know. Probably like 11 maybe. >> Oh [ __ ] Matt like [ __ ] burn you, dude. >> No. 13 13 neck and neck. >> Drew, I just started working. I can have. a race. We can have a race. Well, how I. don't want to [ __ ] I'm running. >> That'll take you into deep waters. You're not ready. >> You got to keep rehabbing before you gum. it at my boy.
>> Oh, I'm good. >> He's [ __ ] secretary. He's fast. >> You're [ __ ] He's fast as [ __ ] dude. >> Phil 13 vibes my best. >> He's dead, dude. >> My anorobic capacity is definitely my. strength. So, yeah. All I've said it. before, all I got to do is follow him. the whole time. I'm going to give him a. little leash. I'm going to give him a. little lead. Make it think like, "Oh. [ __ ] I'm really beating this guy.". Close the gap. As soon as I see that. finish line, just. >> gone. Hit the NOS. >> Where are you guys on the beach? >> Yeah,
>> that's going to be tough, dude. A mile. on sand. >> Got to be close to the water. >> We'll be on hard sand. >> You got draft behind them. >> That's true. I'm going to let him block. the wind for me. >> Yeah. >> But yeah, it's going to be hard sand. I'm going to I'm not going to go. barefoot because I last time I ran. barefoot, I [ __ ] [ __ ] my toe up. So, >> but yeah, it'll be cool. Friday. It be. Friday. It's kind of [ __ ] I got to. fly all day Thursday and then [ __ ]. get there. But. >> when you're running, how do you know who. gets to the mile first, though? >> He's I'm trusting he has some sort of. marker. It'll probably If I'm guessing. it'll be a street sign. >> on the beach or that'll be the marker.
So, we'll see. It'll be fun. >> Yeah, it's going to be awesome. >> I might just try to do a photo. >> You should please film it. >> I'll have to figure out how to do it. >> And if you lose, delete it. But. >> I might just do I might just do a chest. with my phone. Do a chesty with my. phone. Yeah. And just uh also I talked. to a cop recently and he said he he's. his body cam footage a lot of the times. is uh our podcast as like the soundtrack. to it. >> I'll just be listening to the podcast. and then he has. >> making me laugh. >> I've been watching nothing but body cam. footage last years. Yeah, it's been.
pretty great. You enjoyed it? >> Body cam footage is nice. >> Pretty funny. It gets a little sad. It's. a lot of schizophrenic people. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That sucks. >> When they start yapping it's kind of. funny. >> Yeah, they're awesome. >> I know it's heartbreaking but Yeah. They. start hitting numbers and [ __ ] Like I'm. actually 727. You're like, "All right.". >> Yeah. I love those guys. >> Yeah. They hit names and numbers. That's. how you know. >> They're pretty impressive. >> They're like, "Frank is coming here and. he's going to be pissed at you." And. people are like, "The [ __ ] are you. talking about?" Like you'll see. >> Have you hit any like completely.
schizophrenic uh Instagram videos? >> For sure. >> They're the best. >> Yeah. >> Where your first you're like, "What is. this guy?" And you're like, "Ah, [ __ ]. Schizophrenic. >> Nuts." Yeah. >> It's making a lot of sense. At first. you're like, "Damn, this guy has [ __ ]. cracked the code.". >> There was one good one. There was a good. body cam. This guy, this old dude shot a. drone out of this guy and they came to. talk to him and while he's getting. cuffed, he goes, "I can't breathe. I. can't." He makes a [ __ ] George Floyd. joke. And the cops were like, "Dude, he was the man though. Other than the. George Floyd joke, I don't approve of. that.". >> Schizophrenic guy hit the GF joke.
>> He was not schizophrenic. He was just a. bro. >> He was just grown out. >> He was literally a 72-y old guy that a. drone was over his house, so he shot it. and they all called the cops on him. They were like, "We're not going to. arrest you." And he was like, "I can't. breathe." They're like, "All right, >> come on, man. Get in the [ __ ] car.". God damn it, dude. >> Yeah. So, I got that going. >> It's really funny. >> Yeah, I'm working on that. >> Can't believe those cops are being such. [ __ ] snowflakes, dude. >> They were. The camera did shift away cuz. I bet those cops [ __ ] laughed. Those.
cops probably loved that [ __ ] joke. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm sure they were like, "Fuck.". >> That's a good one. >> True. True. >> What else is going on? >> Tell you this, dude. I had to run in. with firefighters recently. >> Whoa. What' they do to you, >> bro? These guys were [ __ ] hunks, man. >> What? No, I swear to God, we had we had. like a back to school party for Maya. Our friends came over, friends from the. neighborhood. And Britney, >> I saw that on Britney's story. You guys. put together a [ __ ]. >> It was It was It was a slam. It was.
crazy. >> It was [ __ ] fun. But she called, she. the fire department's like near our. house. >> She went up there and she's like, "Hey, if we're having a party, just come by. Bring the trucks. kids will spazz. And I. had to run out for a minute. I come back. and there's just two gigantic fire. trucks, bro. Hunks just walking among. the [ __ ] Austin Hunks, dude. >> Dude, like creme need to [ __ ] chill. out. >> 63 six. They're just massive. >> I could have told you the Austin Fire. Department was definitely Jack dudes. >> It's ridiculous. >> Jack Hawkeyes that do jiu-jitsu and. [ __ ]. >> I'm like I'm like, "Oh, cool." Like the. fire department's here. The kids are.
here. This will be cool. The wives are. just being horny perverts the entire. time being like, "Did you call them for. the kids or for us?" And right away I'm. like, "Fuck these guys.". >> That's crazy. >> Talking to husbands, I'm like, >> "You should." Again, you got to do what. they do. You make those jokes back. >> I know. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I should have been like, >> I'll [ __ ] I'll suck one of these. [ __ ] guys. >> What if I sucked one of them? How would. that be? >> Just really loudly like, "What do you. want? Like a devil's threesome with. these two guys? That's [ __ ] crazy. Want to pee in your butt? That's crazy.".
>> But no, I was I was hating. I was right. away. I was like, "These [ __ ] pe get. these [ __ ] guys out." And then I. talked to one firefighter like, "Yeah, we love the cast." I'm like, "These guys. are [ __ ] awesome. >> These guys are great." Yeah, [ __ ]. >> I went from being like, "I'm going to. [ __ ] start a fire down the street. Get these [ __ ] out of here.". >> These [ __ ] hot guys off my line. >> They truly were [ __ ] sick. They got. the jaws of life out and they were just. >> crushing beers with making them explode. They were truly Yeah, dude. It was so. tight. >> These guys are awesome, >> dude. They were They were blasting the. Hydra. They [ __ ] blasted me with the. Hydra. I was like, "That's kind of. [ __ ] funny.".
>> Really? >> Yeah. >> Those guys had fun. >> They They were the best. >> Yeah. I was like cuz at first it was. just hooked up to the truck so there. wasn't a lot of PSI and I was like. stepping in it like showing the kids. like yeah I don't give a [ __ ] And then. they hooked up to the hydrant. I was. like oh [ __ ] guys. >> it hurts. Yeah. >> Yeah some had that that fire department. They need to head down to that homeless. encampment by Nate and just blast those. [ __ ]. >> They got rid of. >> Yeah, they cleared it out. >> They're coming back. Dude, >> I I don't think so. They they put a. fence up now. >> What the fence? That kind of does them. in. Yeah, you put a fence up. It's over. The dream's over. They respect fences.
>> They do respect fences. They did that in. Philly. They had that whole It was near. my old house. They had a big baseball. field and playground and like it just. became like a genuine homeless. encampment. It was big and all they. kicked them out and put up one measly. chain link fence and they were like, >> "I can't.". >> Yeah. Just put the They just put the. handkerchiefs on the sticks and walked. away. They cannot [ __ ] with fences at. all. >> The simplest fence. They're like, "Well, show's over, guys. >> Yeah, show's over. I guess we're going. to have to find a house. Can't be. homeless anymore." looking to some first.
time home buyers. >> Yeah, that's funny. It's crazy. >> The camp he had near his house was right. next to his house was. >> Dude, his friend was there. >> Weren't they like welding at night? >> There was just barrel fires. I was. >> They're like blacksmiths. >> Like multiple barrel barrel fires. >> They were literally smithing, >> making swords and [ __ ]. >> Just a foundry. >> Yeah, they were going nuts in there. >> Yeah. No, I'm. >> driving by and seeing them. The. silhouettes and the flames must have. been terrifying. It was and it would be.
like 3:00 a.m. I'm. >> But you got a fence around your. apartment complex. They can't get in. >> Wait, what' you say? >> Don't you have a gate? >> Uh, >> they respect the gate. >> They don't They don't respect gates. They respect fences. I feel. >> they wait till the gate opens. >> I live here. >> Southby or something. They kicked them. all over. >> That was my theory. When Southby was. down here, they moved them all from. under the bridge. >> They do. Yeah. Yeah, they do that. They. do sweep them away. >> over by the creek. They love that.
[ __ ] bridge under there. >> I guess. Yeah, the shade would be nice. >> Yeah. They always try. They always try. to get you for parking. Like you park. and then they stand there like I helped. you get that spot you got. So And then. you're like, "Ah, he's going to break. into my car if I. >> Oh yeah, they wear fake hive viz like. they work under bridge. >> They're trying. They're doing something. >> It is a tight hustle. >> This episode is brought to you by Prize. Picks. Matt Shane, what was your. favorite part of last football season? What are you most excited about in the.
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Thank you. link is below. Now, let's get back to. the show. >> I did uh I I was the valet one time, but. I did do something similar where I just. didn't park anyone's cars and I'm like, "Yeah, I'll take that." And then I just. left with all the money. It was like, "Peace out. It's a restaurant." I was. like, "Peace.". Someone hired me. And then, >> you didn't park any of the cars. >> I had like one stick shift car and I. couldn't drive stick. So, I was just. lumping that thing around and I was. like, "Dude, can you park this? I need. to get another car." And I had like the. guy do it himself. And then I started.
going like I should just direct traffic. in here. And they were just handing me. money. I was supposed to like give it to. some guy, but he never showed up. So I. just like later. >> [ __ ] you. >> And he called my friend. I was like, "Just don't tell him I talked to you.". Made like 300 bucks. >> That's awesome. Did you ever have a job? >> That's tight. >> No. Never had. >> You never had a job? >> Mm- That's so tight. No. >> Yeah. I figured you've been playing. football the whole time. >> Yeah. Full-time 247. >> Dang. It's pretty cool. >> Yeah. Since I was like seven. >> I remember those days. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Second I quit, my dad got me a job. at a [ __ ] factory. He [ __ ] killed. me. Second I quit football, he was like, "I got a job for you. You don't want you. want to be a post and quit football? Here, here's a job." And it sucked. It. was worse than football. >> Yeah. No, I wanted to quit when I was. nine. We started put the pads on. I was. like scared and [ __ ]. >> Really? >> Yeah. Then my mom was like, "You quit. now, you quit the rest of your life.". And I was like, >> "Yeah, I got hit with that a lot." And I. I was kind of right. I kind of quit. everything I've ever done. >> Yeah. Yeah. They were right.
Yeah. >> Yeah. Good for them. >> Yeah. P I was so The pads were the [ __ ]. I just I thought I for sure thought I. was like the best football player in the. world. Then I went to I went to high. school and was like, "All right, well, >> figure something else out. >> I'm going to run. >> I'm going start smoking weed, actually. instead. >> I'm a weed guy.". >> Yeah, that shit's [ __ ] hard, man. Although they they should have I wish I. had better coaches, man. >> Yeah, they should have got you. >> I wasn't [ __ ] I wasn't Dline material. >> Yeah, you're linebacker. You're clearly. a linebacker. Yeah, we'll see. I mean, was though?
>> Yeah, I could see a middle linebacker. >> 510 outside. >> Outside probably. >> Matt Milano style. >> Yeah, you got some you'd a heady player. You'd be like Keequley. >> I couldn't figure. >> You'd understand that you would get it. >> True. Yeah, I would figure it out. I'd. figure out the game. >> That's what I honestly I thought I would. in college. Did not figure it out. >> I couldn't figure out I couldn't figure. out. >> I don't need to read this playbook. I'm. going to [ __ ] figure out the offense. >> I couldn't figure out one play. Basketball is impossible. Basketball is. done. >> You come down pick here regardless to.
play immediately. Run straight into. another set pick. >> Yeah, >> I'm going to set a pick and hopefully. that's what I got to do. >> I will get the ball in basketball and. just throw it away immediately. >> Yo, get this thing the [ __ ] out of here, dude. >> It's the worst. >> I don't need this pressure. >> It's the worst. It's funny you still see. that in the NBA though. Like I remember. like trying to break a press and it's. like, dude, I can't dribble. Don't throw. me the [ __ ] ball. If I get trapped, we're [ __ ] If I get the ball trying. to break a press, it's [ __ ]. straight in the air, dude. You still see. it in the NBA, though. Guys will bring. the ball up the court and pass it to.
somebody who clearly can't dribble at. all. >> Yeah. They're like, >> they panicked. >> Yeah. Get the [ __ ] away from. >> Yeah, that [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> Who was that? Was it Harden towards the. end with the Sixers that just suddenly. couldn't dribble? >> No, >> I swear to God it was Harden. Hardhead. handled the whole he's still he's still. >> I feel like the last like playoff. >> he just he he he kind of fizzles out in. the playoffs allegedly. I don't even put. that on him. But he he I can't I'll. never [ __ ] on his handle. He's always. >> good diplomatic answer for James Harden.
>> I'm I'm a James Hart guy. I ain't going. to [ __ ] on him. I have. >> I swear to God I remember the end of the. his run in Philly of him just falling. down constantly the ball. >> I mean that's He's an old man now. though. He is falling more. >> He He does tumble sometimes, but. >> we got to be good this year in. basketball. >> The East is ass. It's going to be. probably the Thunder again is my guess. The East. Everybody got hurt on the. East. Hallebertton. Uh Tatum. The Knicks.
might be the best. And [ __ ] that. >> True. >> The Magic, >> huh? >> The Magic. >> The Magic. Yeah, the Magic are probably. going to be good, too. Actually, they. probably one or two. I think the Sixers. are going to. >> I don't know. The Cavs will be good. again. >> This the Cavs might be good. I forget. about them. I I didn't even see what. they did last year coming. >> They were great. And then they Yeah. Yeah. >> Playoffs ass. >> All right, that's been our uh NBA talk. What else is going on? >> Cameron. >> Cameron. There you go. >> That was That was That's honestly my. >> That's the meanest thing I've ever heard.
anyone do. >> What? >> You can explain it better. >> Uh he was beefing with uh uh Cuba. Goodton's brother, Omar Goodton Jr. from. like Baby Boy fame. Probably. So he. called him like he was trying to say. something like respectful about him. He. was trying to say that uh like not. popular actors don't get enough money. and he mentioned him and he called him. Omar Goodton Jr. but he's not a junior. So he got like butt hurt about being. called a junior. Yeah. Super dumb reason. to get mad and made diss tracks at Cam. that aren't for real. They're kind of. fire. But uh but then so Cam instead of.
like doing any like rapping with him, he. like like he got him for like a movie. that doesn't exist, he booked them for a. movie and had him like film a whole like. scene for a movie. Flew him out to. Miami, paid him for it. The movie's in. Spanish. The people are talking [ __ ]. about Omar Gooden in Spanish. Like in. the scenes, they're called him like a. fat [ __ ] They're call They're calling. him like a fat [ __ ] ass [ __ ] evil. >> and and it's got Cam in like a room.
where he can see everything filmed and. he's like look at this fat [ __ ] with. his titties out just saying the meanest. >> he punked him. >> he pun. punked him. >> did he reveal the punk at the end or he. just. >> not not to like he revealed it like. yesterday he. >> oh he just showed it on. >> Yeah he tweeted he tweeted he did like a. video on Twitter where he's like cuz he. did another diss track like unprovoked. and he was like see I wasn't even going. to put this out did that for I did this. for me. He's like I was just having fun.
doing this, but I He's got him signing. the paperwork where it's like, you know, >> it's his footage so he can do whatever. with it. >> It's so mean. >> It's really funny though. >> He said he's like, "Nigga, you was on. the dollar menu. I got you for nothing.". >> K might be the funniest. >> Yeah. >> And there's Omar. I didn't know Ka. Gooding Jr. had a brother. He keeps Omar. to the He doesn't let everybody know. Like I didn't know that was his brother. For real. For real. >> I didn't know that either. I know. exactly what you were talking about. I.
didn't know that Cuba Gooding's brother. >> I had no idea either. He doesn't like. the junior. He should associate with him. more. It might help. >> That's a crazy reason to get butt hurt. >> I think he was more so I think he was. getting butt hurt over like lesserk. known actors than Junior. >> Yeah, probably. But Cam was trying to. say like he's a good actor. He should. get a little bit more of a bag. But and. then he turned on him and he was like, "Well, >> if you'd called him Cuba Gooding Junior. Junior, I could see him being mad about. that. >> with the double junior. >> Double Junior. >> That would piss me off.".
>> Junior is a high insult. >> Yeah. >> So, what are you looking at? Junior. >> Junior would piss me off, >> [ __ ] I'll fly to Miami and be. in your movie, you piece of [ __ ]. It's. >> also You can get any a You can trick any. actor with that. Like, we have a we have. an incredible opportunity for you. >> For sure. >> Yeah. What was that documentary they did. where they got. >> Wendy City Heat? >> Wendy City Heat where they got You ever. see that? >> They do that to a guy. He's He's the. man. He's a very funny guy. He's a crazy. guy. Little at the Comedy Store and.
these other guys made an entire fake. movie. They told him he was the star of. an action movie and just filmed a movie. of a guy that thinks he's in a movie. And everyone, it's called Windy City. Everyone else is in on the joke. >> They're [ __ ] with him the whole time, doing like stunts, throwing them in. trash cans and [ __ ] It's incredible. And he never really got it. They show. him the video at the end. They go, "This. was all kind of a joke." And he loves. it. >> He's like, "What?". >> He just laughs along with it. >> That's [ __ ]. >> Yeah, that would I'm trying to think. that would I mean, what's his next move?
What's Omar Gooding's next move? >> Omar What's Omar Gooding Senior's next. move? >> He He You have to commit violence at. this point. You have to resort to. violence. >> Yeah. No, like diss track and top that. He has to. >> he he he threatened a diss track, which. is not going to be better than that. And. he did he did try to play it cool and be. like I don't care. I got a I had a free. trip to Miami like you gave me 3500 and. C been but like no that doesn't. >> he was trying all the tricks. It wasn't. enough. >> I think you got to walk away. That's his.
next move. >> He should have been like that alone. >> He should like I knew it the whole time. Mom and father was just [ __ ] around. >> Uh Cam also said he was like guess he. was trying to do comedant. He was like. he was he said he was he had a show. booked at an Olive Garden. Like he's. he's saying the meanest [ __ ] to. impossible. >> Yeah. You got to leave him alone. >> Yeah, you got to leave cable alone. >> Somebody fakes and puts you in a fake. movie. You got to go. That guy won. >> Yeah, this guy will stop at truly. nothing to. >> Yeah. >> Dang. >> What's the meanest thing you've ever. done to somebody, Gabriel? >> The meanest thing. I'm not a mean.
person. >> Yeah, you are. >> No, bro. >> Yeah, you are. >> I told you look good in that hat. earlier. >> Yeah, everybody's making fun of the hat. >> Dude, you look good in that hat. >> I lashed out against you when you. complimented me and I apologize. >> The hat goes with the furniture. >> He said nice hat. I was like, "Shut the. [ __ ] up, dude.". >> Yeah, he did. And he went on my hats and. my hat. >> You were wearing the dumbest hat I've. ever seen, dude. >> That's a great hat, right? >> He was ready for battle. He. >> is. He I'm just nervous about trying a. new hat, dudes. >> I feel you on that, though. >> You know, >> I have two hats I can wear. If I put try. to put on another one, I just I like get. not even out of my bathroom and I'm.
like, >> that's what I I literally did that. I. put it on, looked in the mirror, and. took it off and I was like, "Nate, do. you want this?" And. >> they're like, "It actually doesn't look. bad on you." I was like, "All right, I'll try. Maybe I'll try something. different today." You. >> ever done. Maybe it'll be different. Who knows? >> Do you ever do stand up with a head on? >> Uh, yeah. >> I've tried. I can't do it. >> I've done it accidentally cuz I was. doing a podcast and wearing it all day. >> Oh, you rolled out. >> Yeah. >> That's [ __ ] sick. >> I can't do it. I've tried it. >> I wish I wish I could be a hatman on.
stage. >> All the great All the greats do it. >> Yeah. >> Hat on stage is [ __ ] power move. >> Just walk roll through like I'm just. trying out some new. >> What makes it different with a hat on. stage though? I can't I rely heavily on. how dumb my face looks. >> When the lights are over, you can't see. your face. So, >> I feel like it is reserved for goat. status. You have to be like almost. trying to like hide. >> Yeah. >> So, I try I kind of pulled the trigger. prematurely like seven years ago. >> It's nothing compared to my blazer at. the open mic. >> The bl you.
embarrassing. I wore jeans and a blazer. and a t-shirt under it. >> You got to bring back the look, bro. I thought that's how comedians dress. >> That's how they dress. >> No one dresses like that. I looked. I. haven't seen it since. >> Sorry. >> It's how they dress. >> Yeah, that was tough. Dang it. You guys. weren't around yet. That was at the. Comedy Zone. >> Was it Harrisburg? >> Was the Harrisburg comedy zone rocking a. blazer off off the highway at a truck. stop.
>> just bombing. >> HBZ. >> HBZ is nice, dude. >> That place is nice. >> Yeah, >> the [ __ ] murals are crazy. >> I can't They can't give me a mural. Yeah. What the [ __ ]. >> Everyone's got a [ __ ] Voss has a. mural. Shrek. Shrek's up there. >> They got Crocodile Dundee. I can name. the whole [ __ ] mural. I've stared at. it so many times. >> Dude, they got to ice somebody to give. you your mural. >> They got Raymond the Amish comic. Earl. David Reed, Liz, Kevin Hart's up there. [ __ ] Chris Rock.
They're just tossing random people. Oh, the Chappelle is like a racist. caricature of. >> That's what I remember. I remember. Chappelle. They didn't do them justice. at all. Yeah, that one was rough. >> Yeah. What the [ __ ] I can't get one. >> They can't erase Shrek. >> Did you just [ __ ] paint Shrek white. and go? That's him. That's Shane. He. started here. >> Crocodile Dundee being up there is nuts. >> I mean, that's at that point they're. hating on you. I swear to God, they're. hating on you, dude. Every club I'm at, you're on the wall. >> They put like serious Isn't there like.
non-comdy actors up there? >> Jane Fonda on there. >> There's like regular movies they just. toss up. That is some [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> Although the guy who painted that wall. is definitely dead now. So they got to. find. >> Everyone that's from there is dead. >> True. >> All dead. >> No, they're all alive against all odds. >> Every single one of them. Heat the quef. Still going. >> Thought for sure he was. >> really. >> Yeah. He almost died like while we were. with him. He [ __ ] fell asleep under. his trailer and froze to death.
He got stuck under his trailer in a. [ __ ] blizzard. >> What? >> Yeah. >> How'd he get stuck? >> He I don't know. He's down there. >> He went under his trailer and froze. >> That's incredible, man. He crushed. He. crushed every time. He came back with a. [ __ ] Oh, it's a Barack baby. >> Home run. He said uh Barack Obama's. parents had an Asian doctor and that's. how they named him. He goes, "Oh, it's a. Barack baby.
And he was just a he was a beast, dude. >> Yeah, that's pretty. >> Him and his partner. Remember his. partner? >> Were you there? Yeah. Big D. The cops. The cop the cops came. >> Big D. The squad we put together in. central PA was [ __ ] crazy. It was. homeless people. at a truck stop. We were like, "This. isn't real comedy. I'll show you real. comedy." Just you're following a guy, a. homeless guy who's killing.
Oh, [ __ ]. >> You got to bust out the blazer. >> I I might have to bust out the blazer. >> It's time. >> Yeah, >> it's time to do the blazer. >> Blazer with a V-neck t-shirt. God damn, dude. >> That sucks so bad. Yeah, it was a black. V-neck. >> That's nuts. It's nuts, man. >> It's got to be the third smash. It has. to be. >> You got to be nuts, dude. When you're. starting standup, you literally have to. be an insane person. >> That's true. >> To just go, I'm going to go to this. I. don't even know one person here. I'm. just going to get on stage. >> Did you go and scout one night and then.
>> I scouted ahead for like a year. >> for a full year. I was going to the. comedy zone by myself watching people. bomb and I was just like, I'm better. than them. I know it. No, I got up there. and couldn't talk. >> Just couldn't speak. And I got in my car. and I was like, [ __ ]. >> Cuz I was like, I don't need to write. I'm just funny. I got on stage. Just [ __ ] left. I was like, next time. I'm going to write. Like two years. later, I went back Yeah. Next, I feel. like my first time doing stand up, I. wasn't even supposed to go on, but they.
like called my name and I just like. killed. >> Just killed. >> I'm just doing Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey like I went out there and I. killed for an hour and they said, "You. got to come back." Yeah. >> I never Guard Dog, when was your first. uh show? When did you get up there? >> Uh I tried it once when I was 20 in like. a coffee shop on Temples, Kansas. That's. a tough one. >> It was tough, but it was very fun. And I. have a nice memory cuz Chris Markell was. there. >> Nice. He was hilarious. >> He was so funny. He had a Sunny D bottle. filled with water and he pretended that. it was his penis and he was squirting it.
at everybody drinking coffee at. >> Yeah, he was he he was not afraid to use. props. >> It was awesome. >> He was very funny with those props. >> It was also funny when he disappeared. for a year and he came back was like, "What happened?" He goes, "I got chased. by the cops on a dirt bike and got. arrested.". >> He also made props, other people's props. go into his bag at the end of the night. >> He was not afraid to find some extra. props lying around like iPhones. >> Whose phone did he grab? >> I think Meckie. He got me. >> He got the master. >> beast. The funniest kid to get. Yeah.
>> So funny. Yeah, that he was the man. >> Yeah. >> Oh man, I miss those Harrisburg comedy. zone days. >> That is fun. Especially the first like. couple years once you're like I'm about. to get 40 bucks to do 10 minutes. It's. at a winery. It's going to be sick. >> Winery shows were awesome. >> Yeah, they're sick. >> Yeah, that was Especially when you start. doing good in the open mic scene. You're. like, I'm the [ __ ] coolest guy that's. ever lived. >> On Thursday night, I get to go to one.
place where I'm actually cool. >> You get to be mean to all the new. people. You [ __ ] suck, dude. >> Or if somebody's good, you're like, he's. a [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> That guy's a [ __ ] I don't even like. him. >> He's sucks, dude. He's stealing. everything right there. That's a Daniel. Toss joke, just so you know. Yeah, you. just everyone stand up's pretty. >> real cauldron of hatred. >> Go up there and do it for $40. at. That's a good, >> dude. You'd be stoked to take that off. 40 is crazy. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's good.
>> Yeah. >> I think you saw me do that last night. >> No. No. >> Yeah. I think that was 40 or 50 bucks. >> Where'd you copy from? >> Probably the mothership. What's that? I. just. >> at the LB or the big boy. >> Big boy. >> Big boy. Yo, pump it up, bro. >> Nice. >> Yeah, it's it's generous. >> Yeah, that's way more than $40. >> Oh, yeah. It's Rogan does that. Every. other like the. >> Yeah, true. The seller the seller's like. on a week night probably 50. >> Yeah. Roie. >> What's like the what's like the the. process in like in the comedy world to.
get like to the top? Like I don't. >> you just keep [ __ ]. >> backstab backstab everyone. >> Backstab Canadian. >> start a podcast get fired from SML. It's. the only way. >> Yeah. >> That's what I tell every every time like. a host has asked me like yo for like I. start a podcast like how do how do I get. traction? I'm like dude here's what you. got to do. I was like, "Do it for like 5. years and then pray to God your co-host. becomes really famous and they're like. >> just find someone you think is funny and. just go, "Dude, I hope you make it so.
bad.". >> You watch the light just drain out of. their eyes. They're like, >> "Yeah, that's it.". >> That's all you do. >> No, you got to Yeah. You just get lucky. You keep doing it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But yeah, at first you got to be Yeah. I. Me personally, I had to be like. depressed and. >> shameless. >> cuz when did you start? >> It's really embarrassing. >> When did you start? >> 20. I was 21. 22. >> Yeah, >> I was 21. >> Yeah. >> Same thing. >> Yeah. Around 22. >> Yeah. >> 21. >> Start popping off around like your 30s. >> Uh, no. The whole time it's fun though.
cuz like you get little. >> I'm saying pop off like. >> Yeah. I was like I'd say 31. >> Yeah. >> 30. >> Yeah. >> But like the whole time there's like a. little thing where they're like, "Yo, >> they're like you get to host this. weekend and you're like, holy [ __ ]. >> Oh, it's crazy. >> I'm getting 25 bucks.". And then you get to tell everybody. around like, "Yeah, I get paid. Technically, I'm a professional.". >> Yep. >> There's just little things all the time. Then you're like, I'm going to be a. feature someday. >> Yep. >> You get to do that. >> The first time you have to drive. anywhere, you're like, I'm on the. [ __ ] road trip.
>> I blew it, dude. Earl David Reed took me. to Pittsburgh to Mars, Pennsylvania, and. I was like, "Bro, we did it." I was. watching like Entourage. I was with my. boys. I was like, "Yo, you guys are. coming with me on the road. I got a. hotel room in Mars, Pennsylvania. got. out there. Four locos had just come out, got [ __ ] literally blacked out before. the show, crashed a wedding that was at. the hotel. They hated us. They tried to. fight us. >> Yeah. >> Then they saw my face on the flyer and. they were like, "This [ __ ] guy's at.
the hotel. He's he's in this bar. He's. doing stand up. The a bridal party. showed up. It was like, you. [ __ ] piece of shit.". And I was wearing a suit that I wore to. I was wearing a suit again. I'm a suit. I'm a [ __ ] suit comic, dude. >> No, I was wearing a suit that we got. We. all got suits from Salvation Army so we. could crash the wedding. >> Oh my god. >> So, I was still in a I was in an. unbuttoned suit covered in red stains. from four locos. Just dying. Literally. bombing as hard as you can bomb, dude. >> Cuz they were like, "The host didn't.
show up. Can you feature?" I was like, "Yeah, for sure. Can you do 25?" I was. like, "No [ __ ] problem, dude." I. bombed so bad that the guy who ran the. club was like, "What do you do?" I was. like, "I go to college." And he was. like, "What are you studying?" And I was. like, "History. I could be a teacher.". He was like, "Yeah, you should do that.". >> He's like, "Don't do stand up's not for. you. Just become a history teacher.". >> You know where that guy is now? >> I know the club's gone and he's probably. dead. >> He's dead. >> He probably died knowing I should have.
been a history teacher. He didn't know. it was going to work. >> Yeah, he was. Yeah, that was kind of. [ __ ] up. >> Yeah, it was really good. >> But I get it. If there's so many [ __ ]. young. >> young comics and when you see him and. they're dude, if a kid this was my first. show. >> Yeah. >> Showing up drunk in a [ __ ] suit. >> He should have known if he knew anything. about comedy. Like, dude, this guy. rules. >> Guy [ __ ] rules. >> All those like more a lot of the places. you got paid initially were like very. old crowds and they were run by the most.
serious [ __ ] ever and they were so. mean. They really would be like lording. over you and hand you with an envelope. of like 40 bucks at the end of the night. and be like, "Yo, don't ever make fun of. the host ever again if you want to work. in this town." And you're like, "Dude, >> they hit you. They tell you how to do. it." I did uh. >> Uncle Vinny's. >> Yeah. >> And that guy got on my ass. I don't even. know if it was the main manager, but. somebody there was like four people in. the club. There was literally four old. people eating just at an Italian. restaurant. >> And I was lying. I was like, "This is. new material. I'm just messing around.". Cuz I was bombing.
>> Yeah. I was bombing so badly that I was. like, "This is I'm just trying out. stuff. It was my best stuff, dude." And. then I get, he's like, "Come outside and. talk to me." I was like, "All right.". And he was like, "Don't ever use this as. a workout room. This is a club." I was. like, "Okay, there's four [ __ ] people. eating spaghetti. What the fuck?". >> Yeah. >> The best is when I I got I used to do. the comedy. Do you ever do the comedy. cabaret? >> Yeah. >> It was raw. It It stunk pretty bad. >> Wait, wait, where was it? >> It was all over. It' be like. restaurants, hotels.
>> And I remember I did a night and I. finally I was like, "All right, I feel. like I did okay." The guy's like, "Here's your pay. Good job." And I like. something told me like, "Open it in. front of him." I opened the envelope. It's just completely empty. And I was. like, "Yo, bro, where's my [ __ ]. money?" And he was like, >> I forgot. >> What the hell? >> It's empty, dude. Fall out of here. There's a seal envelope. I was like, "You motherfucker.". >> This is great. >> What the hell? That's good [ __ ]. >> Yeah. You got to be kind of a scumbag to. be run. And those shows were not like.
lucrative. You're doing that. It's crazy. when you're on. >> There was the one guy he used to I. forget. He I forget his name. He would. book all these shows almost near like. the Poconos. >> Yeah. >> And like he just he didn't have a phone. He would book comedy shows. You have to. like call his girlfriend and be like, "Yo, is uh I forget his name. See you. there." And then she'd be like, "Hold on. a second." He just be whacked out on. perks like, "Yo, dude, you [ __ ]. shit's killer, bro. You're like a. cross.". Never. >> Actually, I guess those guys did. probably make some money. Some of those. you get like 200 people. You can make. Yeah, you make 10 bucks a month and you. pay the [ __ ] 800. You make a nice 800.
and just kind of Yeah. Some There was. really there's a there's like a level of. it that's completely run by the meanest, oldest, fattest aliens. >> Old [ __ ] waps and then literally. schizophrenic depressed kids. That's a. crazy industry. >> Yeah. But you get you get little things. the whole time that make it, you know. Yeah, of course. The cohole. That was a. big one for That was the best, bro. It. >> was like the first time I ever. headlined. We drove up to. >> the coal region in Pennsylvania, did. like a empty church.
>> It was It was. >> Bob, dude. We got [ __ ] hammered in. there with them. It was nice. >> I remember there was a puddle outside of. it that was huge and I jumped the puddle. and I was like, "Fuck yeah. >> Best night of my life." It was awesome. >> That's all I remember. That was fun. though. That was That might have been. one of the funniest things I've ever. seen. >> Yeah, that was a good one. >> Just going off the cuff of uh for the. Cohole people. >> Yeah, the Cohole people loved it. talking about like Jewish columns. Yeah, I remember that. >> I was like, I'm a Jewish golem. If you. put a note in my mouth, I'll fight you.
You tell me what to do. >> The coal all the coal miners were like, >> "Yeah, they loved it.". >> Oh, yeah. Coal miners for sure. >> Great town. >> Yeah. >> I think that was Jim Thorp. >> Well, was up there. Yeah. Great town. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] ruled. >> Yeah, we need factories back, >> dude. We do. We need something. We need. to We really do need to start like cuz. offices are [ __ ] lame, man. Yeah, >> that's the new factory. Like everyone's. crammed into this office. >> We do. We got to figure out what to do. with. >> people who are. >> the bros. >> Yeah, >> the factories.
>> Yeah. Just like people need to be thrown. somewhere every day and just [ __ ]. whistles and stuff. >> And it's a good life. >> Yeah. >> You get paid and you go you go [ __ ]. >> That's the problem is the standard. Yeah. Giving someone enough money to. live because I feel like now it's just. like you give them enough to get access. to debt. >> Yeah. And it's like, "Yeah, dude. You. can get a house, but you're going to be. in debt till you die, and then, you. know, wipe it.". >> Yeah. We can't just all play games all. the time. Some of us have to work. >> Yeah, dude. >> Bro, today was a nut day. >> That's a good work. >> Today was a nut day. >> That's how you work.
>> We got in the pool together. >> Walking in right now. >> Yeah, we all hung out. We watched him. play. >> A good day. >> But yeah, you work day in the life, dude. We saw World War II games. >> I was like, there's no way he does this. every day. >> Lay in the pool for a while. Yeah, >> it's a good day, buddy. You're a You're. a He's a mental worker, dude. You never. >> Whole time I'm playing the game, I'm. going, "Oh, that's a good bit. Got. another one. I'm not thinking. I haven't thought. once. >> I haven't thought once today.". >> Yeah. I wish someone would blow the. whistle and stop me from thinking.
That'd be nice. >> That's what Yeah. >> Yeah. True. >> That's all it is. That's what That's. what sports are. >> That's why I like sprinting. When you. sprint, you just stop sprinting and I. like being underwater. >> Being underwater. >> Being underwater, dude. You stop. thinking completely. >> Yeah. >> Just lay under water. >> Everything gets quiet. You go down. there, you go. >> Dude, I hit I give it to my kids all the. time. I'll be in the pool with them. I. go disappear. 30 seconds pop up. I'm. like, "Yo, that was awesome.". >> The pool was ruined today. There was. some wasps. The wasps were getting us. >> killing the vibe. >> They harshed it. >> They were killing the vibe. >> What kind of wasp you working with?
>> There was There was little tiny guys. that they always drink out of my pool. They're okay. >> All right. They're skimming. >> They Yeah. Then there was a a monster. >> What color was it? >> Was black. >> Black and orange. >> It might be a mud. They're not really. aggressive. They're look scary. Oh, then. a big [ __ ] the biggest [ __ ] I've ever. seen showed up. >> Yikes. >> And I don't think it was a wasp, but it. was. >> I don't know what that thing was. >> I think it was a horny. >> It was like a locust. >> It was like. >> a football. It was. >> It was huge. >> That's kind of [ __ ] up. >> I have those mudbers in my house and I. looked them up. They're not really. They're like the black wasp with like. the super detached like body.
>> and they're like not aggressive. They're. not aggressive at all. >> Yeah, it was that guy. He seemed. aggressive. He was [ __ ] getting in. everyone's face. >> No. Yeah, maybe. So, they're just. >> big. They're huge. They're okay. >> Is he a hornet or is it a. >> No, it wasn't a hornet. >> Skinny boy. >> Yeah, a long skinny uh thorax. >> Yeah, an attached thorax. You're right. And usually they only attack if you [ __ ]. with their nest. We have them in my like. attic. >> Yeah, you got to just let them. >> They like get lost and they end up in my. house every now and again. They're. usually open the door and they fly right. out. [ __ ] they're dumb asses, dude.
>> Yeah, [ __ ] them. >> Yeah, they like What do they Oh, they. like eat bugs and then feed them to. their like babies in their little nests. So, they're good for pest. They're good. for pest control. >> They're having a good time. >> But I can't believe the mudbers get in. your face. >> They were. Yeah, they were on us. >> Dude, I had dreams last night. I had two. ferrets. >> I woke up salty. That wasn't the case. >> [ __ ]. >> They were so sick. I had I had a I had a. mom and a baby ferret. And I all night. just played with ferrets in my dreams. and woke up and I even showed my. daughter. I was like, "You ever see a.
ferret before. >> to see if we can start getting. >> See if she can get a fret.". >> She's into them. Dude, they are the. rule. That's what you should get is a. ferret. >> You think? Yeah. I could get like six or. seven frets. >> You get this place out. >> And what you do is, you know, like the. um tubing that hooks up to like your. dryer vent. >> Yeah. >> You just like put that [ __ ] all around. your house and they just go nuts in your. house all the time. >> Talking, >> bro. I'm telling you. >> Tubes lining this [ __ ] ceiling. >> Yeah. Little skywalk. >> 10 to 15 farads. >> Yeah. >> Just going crazy the whole time. >> Can't sleep at night. There's running.
sprinting through my room. >> They were chilling. You got you get my. schedule. >> You can lock them down. They get on my. schedule. >> They would. They'd be so stoked, dude. >> Chilling on the couch watching [ __ ]. Holdf Fest, >> bro. I'm telling you. Watch some ferret. videos. I lived one. I lived one for. like a night last night and it was. [ __ ] awesome. >> That is awesome. >> I don't know. Yeah, I was like I don't. know where it came from. I haven't been. thinking about ferrets. You know the. difference between a ferret and a. weasel? >> What's that? >> Weasel's wild. Same animal. >> You're crazy. >> I swear to God. >> I never knew that.
>> Yeah. Weasel is a wild. >> is just a domesticated weasel. >> Mhm. >> Or is it just in the weasel family? Isn't that a. >> I think they're the same [ __ ] thing. I looked it up today cuz I was I didn't. know if I wanted a ferret or a weasel. and I looked it up. I was like, "No, that was a ferret.". >> Isn't it a weasel? Is it a we weasel. family? >> Is that all those [ __ ] things? >> I'm not sure. I guess that's what I saw. >> What's a fin? Isn't that a fin? Isn't. mink? >> Yeah. [ __ ] idiot. >> Minko. >> Mink coat. >> Mink coat. Yeah, >> mink coat. >> What is it, >> man? I regret to inform you that they.
are related, but they are not the same. animal. >> Well, that's. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> the same [ __ ] thing. I'm sorry. >> No, you're right. This AI summary [ __ ]. me, dude. It's not my fault. >> It's not true. That's AI [ __ ]. >> Sorry. >> What's What's the difference? >> It's It is pretty much the same, but. they said it's like a domesticated. cousin, so they're slightly different in. >> Oh, I see. I see what you're saying. I. see what you're saying. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're not the exact. >> same species. Can you like put them up. next to each other cuz I feel like they. look exactly the same. >> Ferrets have to be wild animals. >> You're pretty Yeah, you are right.
though. >> Doesn't count now. You just told me I. was [ __ ] dumb as hell. But I'm taking. look at some pictures of ferrets and. you're not wrong, Matt. >> Pewdiepie. >> Be nice to have these guys running. around. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Look at that. Wouldn't you like that. guy? >> You can put them on a leash, too. >> You don't want that [ __ ] guy. Yeah, that's [ __ ] good. >> Look at that guy. A young ferret, >> dude. They just want that guy around. >> killing [ __ ]. >> Looks like good time. >> Yeah, they're mischievous though. They. are mischievous. >> That makes me think of the the gerbal. video. He's got derbles in his pants.
A homeless guy broke into a [ __ ] pet. shop. They found him on a bench asleep. They like rip him off the bench. They. have to cut his pants open and they're. like, "There's [ __ ] gerbles. He's got. gerbles in his pants. He passed out with gerbles.". >> What did they do with the gerbs? Did. they catch him or let him go? >> They Yeah, they were all holding them. I. don't know. We didn't get that far. But. >> story there was just There's puppies. outside. There was parrots and [ __ ] on. the sidewalk. >> He broke E. >> Yeah. He threw a rock through the window. and got in there and freed all the. animals and fell asleep.
>> He referred to himself as Mr. Pancakes. >> Get ripped off a bench. It was. rewarding. >> The what? >> He was It was watching watch cops. ripping a homeless guy off a bench that. just broke into a pet shop. Pretty. great. I think he was on a bench like. right next to it. >> And I guess that guy just goes crazy. house. >> I don't even think they have crazy. houses anymore. >> Ah, that's nuts. >> Just let him out on the street. >> Whose idea was that? Liberals. >> [ __ ] liberal. Liberal liberals.
>> Turns out having mental hospitals might. have been a good idea. >> Yeah. The the problem is we. >> sane asylums. >> in like the '9s. They used to like kick. their ass. That's a problem. >> You're nuts, dude. >> Asylum. >> He's We got to lock him up. Dude, >> he's a sicko. >> He's just He's a real sicko. When you. get to know him for real, [Laughter]. >> I just keep thinking of last night. That's why. >> it was a fun time. >> It was. >> chill. Chill sash or like chill sash.
Yeah, good. Chill sash. Nice. >> Yeah, it was good. >> We had killer sash. >> Chill. >> Wow. Wow. >> Wait. >> All right, we're back on the record. >> Back on the wreck. >> Chill sesh. >> Could probably wrap it up. >> Yeah, we're at an hour. >> Yeah, this is good chill sesh today. >> Yeah. >> No one's No one really got less uh. uncomfortable the entire show. >> No, we I thought we were for sure. >> I thought we were going to break. through. >> Hey, man. the whole time when you're. staring out to these there's [ __ ] 10. guys in here. >> Just everyone's just looking at you. >> I know. I didn't like looking over. there. I had to keep looking. Everyone's.
just quiet. >> I keep looking this way. >> Look at interrogation. Yeah. Well, good. stuff. Matt, I wish you the best in the. race. You're going to [ __ ] torch him. >> Dude, I think I do my best. That's all I. can do. >> And if it turns out you're lying about. this hat and I find out that people were. making fun of me for wearing this, >> that's not my fault. >> That is definitely your fault, dude. I. would have never worn it. I think it's a. good head. >> It's going to the bees no matter what. But. >> you broke my heart today. You broke my. heart today. Obviously, it's a bees. head. >> I was giving you a compliment and I. thought about how much the bees would. love the hat. Simple. Simple and plain.
>> Simple as. All right, Gabriel, do you. have anything to tell us? >> No, I appreciate y'all having me on. >> Yeah, it's a long time coming. >> It was good. Yeah.
