Ep 545 - Thunder Fish

wow the wow wow West. hey no I like it it smells like. cigarette got head this one smells like. sigs too oh it's [ __ ] gini's car. that's why car he's purifying the mics. with tobacco like a Native American. Shaman dude he's blowing tobacco smoke. into them I'm sorry I'll clean them no. thank you I like the smell it's actually. kind of nice this this is the bit I was. waiting for what [ __ ] paper. strolls no done we're done this is my. last one no more we're going to [ __ ]. we're going to go back and put all the.

plastic rings around the Dolphin's necks. on the Trump it's going to be. awesome we're going to get this country. you hear what he said when he was. signing it what he's like and I think. the sharks are going to be okay as. they're eating everything in the ocean. like all right all right man hilarious. that is sick to be like sharks can bite. anything like sharks can bite anything. we're going to sign that what's. next I had Lam Lam went in the ocean for. the first time this weekend we're in. Dana Beach Florida yeah was he at the. beach at skankfest he's never G stay on.

the or no the Florida Comedy. Festival oh yeah I think he was on the. beach but I don't think he went get the. water he stays away from the water oh. yeah he literally can't swim no we went. we went to the ocean this weekend daa. beach by the way their Beach lot to be. desired lot to be desired I went there. I'm like Lam mer they'll have shops. everywhere like we we need to show yeah. that like yeah that's tough there was. nothing there I mean I will say there. were a lot of bubble butted mommies on.

the beach yeah that was about it uh. there was big rocks in the ocean so you. would just stub your toe in the ocean. like how [ __ ] yeah that would scare me. dud if I even touch a rock I'm high. knees and out of the water bro I was. telling the may I was like dude just. come in the ocean you're fine man he's. like I like there's like there's like. sharks I'm like there's no [ __ ]. sharks in here we were like we went out. pretty far like into a sandb bar and. then you get him out far he literally he. cannot swim it was it was waist it was. waist high and then it went up to like. up to your knees there was like really.

sick really dangerous to bring him out. there well here's the thing I saw there. was a guy I was telling the mayor I'm. like there was a dude who went like fre. like 60 yards out and I was like just. you don't want to be the furthest guy. out that's the shark that's the shark. guy you stay just halfway through and. then uh and we went out to The Sandbar. and after we got we got done at the. beach we got an Uber back and the guy. was like oh Dan your Beach you know. there's a lot of sharks there [ __ ] I. looked it up I was like yep great whites. dude they migrate down in during this. time they come chill around there and I.

was just telling him I was like I was. like my bad great whites are so spooky. dude ter I was like L there's no I. Googled I'm like great wife saw a video. of a giant hammerhead what it's like a. different type of hammerhead they're. [ __ ] massive can Hammerheads bite you. I feel like that's one type of shark you. could kind of outmaneuver that lame ass. [ __ ] head I know it is a very dumb. head but I it's certainly they can bite. you they get. you you don't think you could just like. grip its Hammerhead and. just pause.

true my bad my bad hey. yo oh man this is this is good we did it. today if we did it yesterday I would. have been asleep dude I I I was sleepy. too man insane. weekend yeah I bet dude it was probably. part was it be like I'm sure the day. before was party time yeah Friday. Saturday dude the the one time I went. with bird two years ago we got there on. a. Monday we stayed for a week oh you did I.

remember that we did shows during the. week yeah you guys that was that was a. week you guys were weren't you guys. staying in like a Bop house the day. before we were staying at we were. staying at a full on Bop house with. nothing but cameras just BT and his team. and cameras and every day it' be like. [ __ ] we're g to go do activities I'll be. like I'll [ __ ] kill you I'll [ __ ] I'm. not doing a [ __ ] thing today leave me. alone I need to go. home uh this trip was it was just the. comment Tommy down there partying it up.

it's good to see the boys get loose dude. I'm telling you the Super Bowl the more. I never really thought about it until I. went last year and I was like dude this. is like the Apex of worldly power it is. and then I was watching it this like. this time just being like dude I was it. was like freaking me yeah Trump and T. Swift yeah dude [ __ ] her getting boo. I know that was I'll be honest I was in. the eagle section for that mhm that was.

that was a fun boo that was a she's. wearing Chief skar these are Eagles fans. yeah cuz you know what I mean a lot of. people are trying to say that and I. thought it was very funny while it was. happening and then I saw like a quote. from Travis Kelce that was like that. sucked I felt terrible while I was on. the sideline everyone was just booing my. girlfriend it was like yeah I guess. that's really terrible that' be sad yeah. that's very sad I mean yeah especially. like n come on man guard dogs has no. mercy yeah I don't have any I don't feel. any empathy for Tris Kelce I mean bro I.

knew they're going to lose when I saw. him dressed like [ __ ] 70s porn star I. was like he's not taking this game. seriously at all I think he's dressed. like a 70s point star every time I could. be wrong is he all right I think he does. that yeah why why what's up with the. cool outfits dude what happened to. sweatsuits every College [ __ ] athlete. just wears a gray sweatsuit all the time. oh that. changed cool outfit sure they got they. got they they all got rich as [ __ ] I did. forget they were all yeah imp.

OK Coman I'm sure they're going to tell. the story on stuff Island but it was uh. so we we did Bert Show on Saturday night. and that's when the okan man got in and. he got in he was a little banged up I. think his flight got delayed I think he. he wanted to catch up on the way I got. you you know yeah and I think he went a. little too far mission accomplished so. he shows up but he I didn't know he was. hammered so we're sitting there and then. uh Tyreek Hill walks in and he's. standing right next to us mhm and he has.

his people with him but Chris was. against the wall Tyreek Hill's right. here we're in the tunnel at the arena. and I just I'm standing next to Chris. along the wall and Chris just reaches. through Tyreek Hills people and like. grabs his arm and they turn around like. what the [ __ ] and I was like no he's. he's my friend cuz I just met him and I. was like he's good he's my buddy and. then they walk away and I was like Chris. what the [ __ ] was that and he was like. I'm sorry.

I am so. stupid as soon as he did that I was like. oh you're [ __ ] blacked out dude what. the [ __ ] are you doing you didn't know. you had a Sleeper Cell he was a full. Sleeper Cell I had no idea cuz I wasn't. really talking to him I was about to go. on stage and then I was like dude what. the [ __ ] you do you don't just grab. people's arms he like. a. [ __ ] then I go on stage and apparently. while I was on while I was on stage. Julian Edelman walks by and Chris Chris. goes can I give you a hug and he was.

like. why and then walked away and Chris was. like [ __ ] so then he's coming back. through the tunnel it's crazy he took it. to a why be like State your reason I. mean I get it he doesn't even know the. guy I know and some guy stand drunk in. the tunnel like can I give you a hug man. and then I realized I've hugged every. single person that's ever asked for a. [ __ ] hug I like yeah yeah sure it. it's funny like he was kind of thinking. about it he was like well why like like. why should why would I hug you and then.

he's edelman's coming back in the tunnel. and apparently Chris went for a super. low five he was walking by and Chris was. like and they said Edelman just was like. no the [ __ ] and I was like dude of. course he did that I would have thought. someone was [ __ ] like just purely. [ __ ] with me like a low five that's. like are you I wouldn't have even. thought he was giving me a high five i r. pulling a low five away is high if I was. walking by and somebody was like yeah.

what what are you doing what is this man. anyway that was Chris's big uh [ __ ]. sliding a low five I I get wanting the. hug the hug is nuts like what the [ __ ]. you asking for a hug for and he was like. it's Julian. Edelman I love Julian Edelman oh he's a. bit he's a New Englander yeah but it's. like yeah dude that's crazy low but. going for the low five on the slide look. I get it you got to keep up appearances. you can't be hugging me right now just.

give me a low five on the slide a low. give me the lowest. five that was the OK and then he carried. that shame all weekend and he was just. constantly. just that's so funny yeah that was uh. cuz yeah he is he's high awareness. enough to really analyze that behavior. later MH and he probably did probably. did it was a thorn in his side yeah. Theon man took that one very personally. I think he bunched a wall later was.

quality. footage somebody just sent me a video of. him like outside punching a gate and I. was like oh man the Y man I spooked. Vince vaugh that one time badly in Vegas. last year what' you do I was hammered. last year in Vegas I kept doing the uh. whatever that game was when they're like. if the like if the beer's in your left. hand you have to chug it right away oh. yeah I kept getting caught with the be. bills that was Gabe I was passing the. yeah I would just be like you know I I. was hitting a vape i' like take it you.

[ __ ] and i' switch it to my right. hand they'd be like ah you got to drink. your beers your and I was just chugging. vodin sodas I got hammered and I we were. on that like never ending party bus. thing for a while yeah I just I got off. the party bus and I was like what the. [ __ ] is that Vince F I was hammered and. I was I looked at him and I was like. Vince you're our only hope take us to. the place and he I like turned around to. Nate and he was just 45t ahead I was. like oh [ __ ] my. bad you're our only hope dude.

have to long face like your only hope. D yeah it is it is wild it's just so. many slbs true slbs and you're hammered. and you're like holy [ __ ] there he is I. got to go say it it's time this is my. one chance m m will you sa I didn't even. I like saw him and reacted to like. something that was bubbling like beneath. my brain just like dude you're only hope. you're the chosen one take us to the. promised. land no idea what El that's yeah I mean.

that's exactly what happened to the okam. he saw Julian was just like Julian can I. get a hug from you right. now no why why do you want to hug it is. a very and especially for like the why. to hit o Conor's brain have him like why. would I ask for that just fully echoing. his head I didn't consider the. reasons that's awesome though so that. you guys started off on just like a yeah. that was that was greats fever [ __ ] I. mean I just didn't he it was a full.

Sleeper Cell I had no idea he was Among. Us that is crazy to find out someone did. not know what the [ __ ] happened he was. like my flight got delayed I had a. couple whiskies I was like well it's a. long night it's [ __ ]. 7:30 that's how early was it was early. yeah no yeah what Happ where where did. like where did his like Journeys take. him that rest of that night that is. super early obviously punching the fence. whatever he did I I don't know he's good. at Irish exiting he can hit a good Irish. goodby like out of nowhere you'll just.

be like where's o Conor and somebody. will be like he's he got in a car yeah. he just stumbled out also. walk He he'll walk start running a. [ __ ] long walk he used to Sprint I. forgot about that I wonder if he still. does that my favorite thing I've ever. seen him do is when we were I had a. party at my like years ago in Philly and. he just we were all sitting on the roof. deck and he was just wearing headphones. and everyone was like what what uh what. what you doing he was like listen listen. to Bob. Seager every single time he went in a. Bob Seager phasee for like three years.

where he would listen to like a rock he. would get hammered and listen to Just. song's so good getting I could see at a. party though kind of just like doing. some personal Night Moves would be. decent just be like I'm just charging. myself back up for the vibe yeah it's. pretty sick damn dude that was so that's. night one night one yeah and then uh. that night after bird show me and Zack. bran did a show at a bar which was very. funny cuz Zach was like all right I'll. go first then you go on and do some.

standup and I was like bro that would be. the worst yeah possible show yeah me. first of all time you can't comedy. cannot follow music ever and he was like. all right man he's like it's up to you. whatever he's like that's fine that'll. work so we go in it's just a packed. College like just young kids packed. standing room only the stage is like a a. rug on the floor there's no stage and it. was it was like I went on Fair to. Midland yeah Fair very fair to Midland I.

was excited to be like that's it for me. Zack BR everybody like and then he he. murdered and while he was killing I was. like this is crazy you thought I was. going to follow that with like a jacking. off story yeah it was yeah that's. impossible at the end there it was a. small bar and then in the backyard there. was like a construction area like in an. a muddy alley which is where we went. after just hung out back there but from. the exit of the bar to the back alley. there was like a pretty big drop into.

this construction area and I I literally. got to the door there were people behind. me and I was like watch out there's a. very big drop here and I just stepped. out and rolled my. ankle I literally looked at what was. going to happen I was like watch out. guys you could get hurt on. this thank God I didn't fall down I was. so close to I really [ __ ] my ankle up. on that yeah dude how deep what was you. talking like 12 in yeah there were just. trenches everywhere back there oh oh you. guys are in Atlanta no in New Orleans. New Orleans. I think in Super Bowl there for the.

national championship that's what it was. got you so you're in nans down in N I. love New Orleans did it bounce back. what's that they've had a lot oh yeah. yeah yeah they bounced back dude that. was freaking me out too the day I I. wasn't even I was talking about Katrina. but then they had another trap I thought. you were talking about as soon as I said. that I'm like oh yeah I'm thinking cuz I. went there post Katrina a long time ago. and it was like [ __ ] so I'm sure they. juvenile song bounce back bounce back. I'm about to bounce back I think trust. me is this a juvenile song or are you.

thinking of 504 Boys wobble wobble no no. no you might be getting a bounce. confused with a wobble no it's a juie. classic bounce back it could be was it. post was it a post Katrina or there's a. big shot yeah there's a bounce back. juvenile sick nice thank God I got that. yes uh we have a visitor it was a weird. knock it's kind of a friendly. knock um who's that rapping yeah we. should probably who's rapping upon my. door.

be careful. Sean oh it's Texas cast. service see how guard dog handles. this you're getting checked on for heavy. gas consumption all right you've been. using. no and we're back just a minor gas leak. in my house no big deal nothing new no.

big deal I'm going to try to find the. gas leak and Sylvia Plath myself just I. go find that thing called a day actually. dude I got a it was really nice The Dana. Beach Improv gave me a uh like a gift. certificate to a used bookstore as like. a gift that's nice it was really nice so. I went I finally went it was like I got. to get an Uber from the hotel and I'm. like where the is that that area was. Broward county is where they film cops. yeah so was like driving around through.

there and it dude it's like it's kind of. sketchy around there yeah like very. sketchy I was like whatever so I'm in an. Uber and I'm like anytime you left the. little we were at a hub obviously that's. all it is outdoor hubs impr H left the. Hub and it's just like Vice City all. around so I pulled the driver I'm like. yeah there's like a bookstore up here. somewhere dude it was a shopping center. of just at least one if not two massage. parlors so I'm pulling in the guys they. got a gift card for books dude he's like. you said there's a bookstore right and I.

was like yeah dude I swear to God. there's a bookstore I thought I thought. he thought I was like adult bookstore. I'm going to go get some books I'm I'm. about to read for the next uh I'm going. to read for 15 minutes and then I'm. going to just wait. here so sitting there I'm going to come. back wet from a. shower my hair's [ __ ] bookstore at a. shower you wouldn't believe it I told. you my one friend in in absolutely the. most depraved move was with visiting. with a girlfriend hanging with the. family ducked off hit the [ __ ] wash.

reunited back with the family wet hair. and all and was like what's up. guys the craziest [ __ ] move but I'm. like pulling up struck he was just. sitting there with his family and he was. like he was with her family yeah just. all right I'm going to head out for a. minute I got a he got the itch and he. was like ended up being late to like it. was like they were down there like visit. should have just jacked off in the car. bro which would have been crazy that. that would have been psychotic that's I. mean dude hitting being like yo if you.

guys will excuse me yeah with your own. family it's like okay it's still nuts. but with like someone else's family that. is a wild I mean I know you know all all. respect goes to the [ __ ] move it's a. sick move break break out like family's. going to stress me out I'm going to go. get jacked off by a sex life all right. and I'm back and fully bathed in like. wet haired shower just coming back in. laughing at what they're laughing at. SM smelling totally different TR you. just wreak of dollar storech yeah.

drenched drenched and just [ __ ]. totally relieved yo I hugged a guy this. weekend that was drenched did you really. yeah why was he drenched I don't know it. was oh cuz it was. raining it was raining at the Super Bowl. before we got in and a guy came just. came in from outside I was standing line. like Shane I'm big fan I was like God. damn dude you're [ __ ]. soaked Dude that [ __ ] Gatorade they. dumped on the coach I was spying that. Gatorade I'm like dude they got to give. that guy raise whoever's concocting that. stuff that was bright yellow that shit's.

not watered down at all no I W oh dude. this made me laugh okay so first things. first the bookstore I pull up I was I. was relieved at the very end of it there. was a bookstore and I was like I told. you there's a bookstore up here dude. he's like yeah whatever man I go into. the bookstore it was the worst layout. I've ever seen where you know there's. like in like like the Hogwarts Library. or any old library there's like Giant. Ladders and the books are stacked super. high most of the books were like as high. as your [ __ ] ceiling and they were. like you can't get on the ladders it's. like well I don't know what's up there.

so how could I even ask it it was like. and then they were like going over these. old like antique maps so anytime I try. to get to the other end they got they. I'd be like uh excuse me guys and they. would be like okay and then like move. out of the way and I'm like bro what the. [ __ ] man trying to buy some books from. your [ __ ] store anyway it's pissing. me off but the thing that made me laugh. was I was I'm out there I forgot my belt. this weekend every single I forgot my. belt this weekend dude and I was telling. the mayor I had a flashback to when you. were in New York and you were just like. you show me your closet and there was.

like 40 belts and I'm like damn you have. so many belts you're like I got to get a. new belt like every week cuz I forget. them but I remember I told the mayor I. confessed I was like bro that was like. the most jealous I've ever gotten being. like that's so [ __ ] sick dude you. have so just getting that many belts out. of necessity by the way I don't even buy. the belts I go to well sometimes when. I'm on the road I will have I have to. buy a belt yeah I usually just go home. and steal Phil's belts do you every time. I'm home I steal Phil's belts and then I. forget them I never take him on the road. so then I'm like I need a.

belt I was just laughing being like dude. that's so sick to have so many belts and. then like the one time I had to buy a. belt on the road I was like dude it's. all happening bro I have a belt from. traveling yeah you made it I thought it. was so sick I thought it was so sick. it's my Milwaukee fit bro when I lost. when my luggage got lost I had to buy a. whole new when I got the Vans van. t-shirt I had to do that once I went to. dicks and I bought like golf pants and. like a t-shirt that was kind of sick but.

yeah I didn't buy a belt I was bending. over on stage and I'm pretty sure like. part of my ass crack came out at one. point I was like apolog apologies ma'am. couple yeah was I need a belt on stage. cuz I'm already doing like the fat shirt. tug ah yeah you toss in adjusting pants. on top of the fat shirt tug it's a very. active yeah scene you know what I mean. the GU constantly I was hands in Pocket. all weekend I was very Fallon I was. hands in Pocket classic classic late. night but I was really kind of just. holding up my pants cuz they were. [ __ ] they kept coming down on me cuz.

I you know I've lost a couple pounds bro. I'm out of the 180s I'm. 179.1 that's good it's pretty sick I'm. doing another fast too I was hoping five. five day yes Monday through Friday first. 24 hours dry fast no water for 24 hours. no food or water 24 hours and then 4 day. fat water fast with just salt I'm going. to petition for some Electro I need like. an unflavored electrolyte mix cuz that. that if you don't eat for while you. don't like you lose all your.

electrolytes there we go there goes our. hero dude the gas Mas he's going to come. around knock in a second and say yeah. that thing's leaking like crazy I'm go. oh great thing's leaking like a Sie how. do they test did they just hold like a. [ __ ] lighter up and see if it Flames. up I have no idea I think obviously not. that but sprays I think they spray soapy. mixture and they see where it's bubbling. if I had to guess looks something like. that yeah I mean i' i' look I could have. you should have told me I would have. went out there I had no idea I would. have found I mean I actually knew all. cuz I'll try to heat it and it barely.

Heats yeah and that thing like. backfires you can hear it like a car. dude I'm telling you man what what like. builders get away with now it's criminal. they the place across from us in Philly. when we lived there they they they were. like you know Luxury Condominiums and. the windows dude I'm not lying separated. from the wall that much no exaggeration. it was it was ungodly and they were like. yeah we're just they just won't return. our calls they just throw them up you. just do it as cheap as you possibly can.

get the [ __ ] out of there what what book. did you. get uh boy I ended I got I had like four. or five it was it was like a [ __ ]. $150 gift certificate nice so I I like. got as many as I could possibly bring. back without making my luggage too too. heavy and then just gave like a $60. credit to an old lady but the uh I. started [ __ ] with Finnegan's wake. from James Joyce it's totally. indecipherable it's like but I'm reading. Jame uh Joseph Campbell wrot it's. Finnegan's wake skeleton key so i' I've.

been in absolute [ __ ] Heaven you know. Joseph Campbell a hero with Thousand. Faces he was like the one of the first. dudes to get like real into kind of like. deciphering myths kind of like how. Peterson started he was like I mean Carl. Young obviously is a goat with it but. Campbell came up and made like a really. approachable kind of understanding to. just like myths and all you know. whatever and he he's like going through. with his boy reading finnean wake and is. being like by the way this is what he me. means by this this is what he means by. this I mean it's it's I've been I've.

just been absolutely just like dumb. struck by Joyce's genius dude it's. amazing nice it's dude it's crazy it's. just like that the only thing he has to. declare wasn't that him what when he got. to America they like do you have. anything to declare it was like my. genius Probably sounds like him he. didn't have any money he was [ __ ] he. spent dude he wrote a book he like you. know obviously Dubliners short stories. classic and he wrote ulyses and. everyone's like okay we're [ __ ] with. you is kind of a hard to read we're. [ __ ] with you and then he spent I.

think like 20 years of his life a third. of his life on Finnegan's wake and no. one can it just he like makes up words. it's nonsense but you you have to have. like it's one of those things where. every other sentence is an illusion to. like it's almost like you have to have. like a total understanding of like Greek. mythology because it'll like make an. illusion obviously Campbell's [ __ ]. goat ass is like oh by the way and he. just expounds on it I just been in. absolute [ __ ] Heaven dude really he's. like and then the main character turns. back dude it's so no it's so sick you.

got to read a book to read a book you. got to read you got to read a book to. understand B that book no dude it's so. good dude the whole again I have no. understanding I have a pitiful. understanding of it but it's like the. book is about Finnegan's wake is about. uh I didn't know it's about the guy who. he's like an eternal it's based on like. an Irish myth mythological figure who's. like up on a ladder Falls and dies and. he's coming back to life that's like the. kind of like Ballot or whatever but then. they like tie that into like the death. and Resurrection Jesus myth with these.

four quadrants you know they have like. the caluga kind of thing where it's like. hard times make soft man soft man blah. blah blah There's a western version of. that where it's basically uh like Primal. stuff or it's like a theocracy then a. king then they goes to democracy and. after every democracy they rise to the. top and every literally every civilation. civilization crumbles break time time. for the gas man time out from the game. hold on guys. okay yeah for the record that was Oscar.

wild not James Joyce that sounded like. some Oscar wild [ __ ] I'm being. honest James Joyce I mean actually it's. funny because that he kind of not he. doesn't cover that specifically but so. in the book it's like it's based on. Finnegan's wake but also the main. character is like the I I didn't know. the city of Dublin is like shaped on a. hill that's kind of like resembles an. old they say like a giant is sleeping in. the ground that like like his head's on. one side of the city and his Feet's on. the other side so writing a novel about.

that guy who's like a giant in the. ground but then. he this going to be really hard to. explain but he gives forth two sons that. are kind of like the classic Kan and. able he gives forth he gives forth two. sons him HC and you talk about books. dude it's so sick but he has there's. like these two brother figures so like. the Jesus Christ it's I I have a poor. understanding but basically the guy is. not Finnegan's wake Finnegan's coming. back to life and they go finegan rest we. have a new father and then this it's. this guy who's like apparently also a.

hill but who's also a guy she like does. something kind of pervert it in a park. to these to this young girl he gets. [ __ ] he gets me tooed basically what. yeah he gets me tooed there's these. [ __ ] hot ladies and it's all about. how like man is always going to fall to. the sniz that's like the one theme like. it's it's going to happen man's going to. fall to the sniz and then dudes were. like getting propelled by these forces. that are always going to make us fight. each other every civilization's going to. collapse and he just kind of just like. jumps in and out of like time and it's.

really cool of like different uh. Warriors and these two brothers Shem and. Shawn Shem is like he's a deep writer. type no one will ever love him yeah but. he's the only one connected to the truth. and there Shawn who's just like killing. it and they're always fighting and. killing each other it's [ __ ] tight. but sorry it's it's a again I'm just. going off Joseph Campbell's. interpretation don't I don't want to I. don't yeah I don't want to get confused. with Joseph Campbell's. interpretation uh all car's. interpretations that's all you can do. with finans wake there's nothing else. that's all you can do but that's when. I've been reading that at night and just.

been absolutely in heaven just going. back and forth do like oh that's what. that means oh [ __ ] dude the thunderfish. I never even thought of the thunderfish. of course it's [ __ ] awesome of course. he means the thunderfish what is the. thunderfish doing uh it's just like the. food of eternal life it's just like the. EXA something it's yeah whatever the. exis is it's called the ex yeah the exis. and then the word for like Latin word. for Thunder but it is such a funny move. to spend 30 years on a book and everyone. was like dude what the [ __ ] this is what. are you doing Sean.

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that's the only thing I will say it's. it's been putting me this is what I like. about it it's been putting me in a very. Timeless State frame of mind that's the. best way outside of time till dimension. of depth of course that's how I've been. feeling you're in Till's dimension of. depth that's how that's how I've been. feeling lately so that's that's been a. nice feeling to kind of lead I had a. feeling have you been caught whacking. off lately I know you've been. Timeless I know you've just been an. ageless Wanderer but have you been. caught jacking off in a bathroom I mean. dude like hce yes I was caught [ __ ] it I. was was tempted by the sirens in my own.

mind thunderfish came and got you I was. the thunderfish caught. you we're both. [Laughter]. dealing yeah I was caught I was but that. was last weekend bro that was in the. past said what are you doing in there. for real man that was so embarrassing. she like what are you doing in there and. I'm just in the shower with a boner just. what nothing nothing she like I saw what. you're doing I was like ah damn it now I. got caught lion and jerking off huh I'm. just the biggest piece of [ __ ] in the.

world aren I I wish I wish I could tell. you I didn't almost get caught. yesterday I wish I could tell you I. almost didn't get caught I had the. Scamper did you really but she didn't. hear the Scamper I survived oh you got. scampered to the lav I heard the door. open. scampered so you got the entrance I got. the ski dle I heard the door open and I. skidaddled on back to the laboratory bro. it's not like we've been training for. that our whole [ __ ] life I know but. it was I haven't had to skattle in so.

long I [ __ ] made it to the bathroom I. was like. what taking [ __ ] what I'm taking a [ __ ]. so you didn't get the you didn't get the. no I didn't get the full. release damn you probably charg it up I. was like she's taking a nap I got I'm. [ __ ] set oh yeah of course second we. started brother welcome to my world. thunderfish thunderfish flopped in the. room and I had to ski on Battle down. have with my pants in my knees ski dadle.

down expert. Shuffle the potato the sack race to the. bathroom what you scared. me why do I have my phone in my shower I. was answering an. email check my phone phone in the shower. is the most Sinister Delight but also so. [ __ ] it's just too risky phone in the. shower is so risky unless you got a big. shampoo bottle you can [ __ ] pop in. front of it.

but yeah man i' i' I've I don't bring my. phone to the sh I used to there's a. period where I was big phone and shower. guy and it's just like I think it's. literally taken a couple years off my. life the anxiety yeah just having just. the lowest volume just going [ __ ] oh oh. [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that just phone. soaking wet on the [ __ ] sink outside. the shower the garage the garage door at. my parents house that was a that was a. godsend that's what you need man we need. to bring back garage doors get this. rigged up with alarm dude no I got it I. got it yeah do you have ring camera now.

oh perfect there you go see who's coming. and going there you go. yep why don't you say it yeah man get in. here say it into the microphone bud you. I call faing recently not recently but. uh you know how every college dorm is. like yeah they got the drains are all. clogged cuz all the kids are have you. ever heard that old tale no but it makes. perfect sense my dorm showers drains. everyone always has that story you with. your [ __ ] hairy. ass well they say it's because of the C. they say it's good boys shower drains.

always clog with Comm and ass hair and I. was contributing to that clog in my. University my freshman year in the. common shower area in the common shower. area that's where I would have to hurt. myself because I had two roommates in my. dormatory I don't think I caught a beat. in the shower I really don't it's really. bad it's like a hospital shower too. there you know it's like the shitty. curtains and it's just you know like a. closet so was a sad beat in there and.

the my my. classmates hollered at me while I was. hurting myself in the college shower. what do you do to. there I think we caught someone one time. where we used to like while people were. showering we would [ __ ] with them in my. freshman dorm and we like one time. yanked the curtain open and the dude was. just standing there with a full-on rager. we're like yeah that's what would have. happened to me if they were to if they. were to breach that would have happened. to me yeah you can't I mean I've tried. to come up with a million Arguments for. why I'm having a boner in the shower and. there's no it's just you're busted water.

F. good leave me alone so relax there's. also there's a there's a like a kind of. like a noise pattern if you're beating. off in the shower the water falls in a. very specific way that you got to try to. like he turn your back that you got to. turn your back to it but then you're. like well I want the warmth yeah so I. can simulate. felatio So It's Tricky you got to watch. it cuz it's. like the water falls in like little Tal. drops but yeah you know all our brothers. dude stay strong out there dude M keep.

it. underr keep it underground dude it's the. revolution dude it will not be. televised occasionally it almost gets. televised you have to. Scamper I told you I spun the last time. I got caught into some sex though yes I. just fully owned it and was like bro I'm. getting erotic in here excuse me I'm all. worked up man help me out help a brother. out here mhm help a brother out. here should I should have done the Uncle.

Sam yell what are you doing in there. don't do it in there young man you must. be out your damn mind your wife will be. awake any minute you love the Super Bowl. performance I thought it was. underwhelming I really did yeah it was I. uh I I had you know did I kind of want. to see it Go poorly I think there was. part of me genuinely that you know I was. hating I was hating not as much as they. were hating they were hating hard that. was the most hate that was that was. [ __ ] it was the most hate possible it.

was some really I see I didn't. understand all the symbology under it. dude I didn't know so deep I didn't know. who X's were there the X's were there. because it was like a PlayStation and. this is a game oh [ __ ] you ever think. about that oh [ __ ] Bro his chain was an. A Minor I was trying to figure out I. thought it was a middle. initial a minor oh also actually kind of. technically it was a lower case a a. minor is there's like an actual notation. for a minor you can do that oh really. yeah I thought the lowercase a would be.

the a minor no there'd be a tiny little. M that's technically a minor that's just. a lowercase a that's just a little. a but maybe it's even deeper there's. probably some [ __ ] I'm not even seeing I. don't know anything about keys at all. yeah or like secret. [ __ ] pedophile. hieroglyphs a minor doesn't maybe I got. that symbology wrong you could be right. though man I mean why else would there. be a tiny little a. you know checks out it makes sense to me.

but yeah I didn't I thought that uh I. don't know you know what I was just it. lacked kind of the Showmanship I was. like dude urer last year say what you. want about urer you know what I mean. look the guys got skeletons I don't know. what happened I know you know he got in. some legal hot water hopefully it's not. true uh about potentially giving a man. herpes which you know hope he didn't do. that yeah but his performance was great. you know yeah of course performance was. crazy that was just. like okay I don't know it just seemed it.

seemed all built around smiting another. man and it was just kind of like bro. like it's cool you know winning is great. I'm glad you won but I don't know man I. I wasn't it wasn't for me for sure I. mean yeah you got to you want to play. your hits and not I don't know cuz one. of the knocks on him is the only time he. gets attention is when he's talking. about Drake as of late for sure and uh. there it is again he did it again he got. the most attention of his career because.

but here's what you got think about this. is what you gotta think about and I I do. appreciate uh Jim Jones for opening my. eyes to thinking like this was he but. like what about the bag what kind of bag. was he getting because they were coming. at Drake for for the Super Bowl yeah he. got the free what yeah you get you. perform for free yeah you zero dollars. what the [ __ ] yeah just I guess it's. like good publicity yeah what who pays. for all those [ __ ] million dancers I. mean I'm sure they cover that you don't. pay for that but okay that'd be crazy. bro if I was fo the bill i' be like yeah.

let me surround myself with 800 why am I. doing the fact checking come on man Z if. I had to fit the bill for 800 male. dancers that's crazy he had a lot of. bros it was just the Bros dude that was. a lot of guys dancing I'm going to need. 800 male dancers I like tough dancing me. too I like when people are mad dancing I. got a little scared I was like I was. spooked out I scared of. that I was very scared during the. performance it's classic that was a.

Philip Ross one book he got it there the. old Professor does that like. accidentally he's like saying a ghost. yeah he's like I feel like there's a. spook in here and the students like hey. and they fire him off the campus but the. professor secretly half black and he's. been hiding it his whole life we could. talk lit dude all you want I would love. to talk lit but yeah dude that was uh. yeah it was just kind of boring it was. just like all right this is uh you know. it did take him to new heights him like. besting Drake and a you know know an. exchange of words did take him to new. heights but it's like what's going on.

Sean did you find out the. information uh he got a bag but he got a. baby bag he gets the standard Union rate. which is $1,000 per day for rehearsal. and performance baby bag he got a baby. bag yeah he got a little bag yeah he got. a little he got a fanny. [Laughter]. pack well dude uh Jim Jones might have. had the best take on the Drake LW and. his whole thing is so funny him and. Cameron beefing but he went on a. with I swear to God it was the best take. of the Drake lawsuit stuff how he's.

suing like umg or whatever United yeah. yeah yeah and Universal Universal yeah. that's what it is universal music group. and uh this guy was like yeah dude it's. like against the code though like he's. going against the code of Hip Hop and. Jim Jones was like dude Drake's going. after a bag you cannot. comprehend basically you know he was. basically saying that he's going after. the you know it's it is slightly Kanye. aski he's going after the dudes who have.

given us all these raw deals the labels. who have been lording over us the. culture and he's going at like the eye. of the [ __ ] hornets nest and getting. he was like I mean he's probably going. to get a billion dollars in this lawsuit. it's like no he's not he's going to get. a lot you think he'll get it I think. he'll get a lot yeah I mean if from what. I've been told it's like they were. trying to lower his. stock so his next deal wasn't as big as. the last couple have been he's with them. he's with universal that's their well in. their things like why would we want to.

under I think the last deal was like 400. million yeah true so well that's what. Jim Jones it was the funniest take he. was like bro he's going after a bag and. he's like you can't say anything about. Drake if you want to still hang with. your Bros in the hood who are like. falling off of buses and getting. lawsuits he's like all he's like you. can't say that Drake's taking it to the. next Lev got some Workman comps Bros. that's we got a couple of those Bros. that's what he was saying he was like. bro there's no nothing there's nothing. more Gully than like pretending to hurt. your neck on a bus that was his whole.

that that was his whole thing and like. DRS hurting his neck on the biggest bus. imaginable and it's actually sick as. [ __ ] I was like dude Jim Jones that was. absolutely I could be wrong but I think. Kendrick went through the Tupac estate. to sue Drake first did he really but no. one cares wait what Tupac estate uh they. Drake had like a diss track with like AI. Tupac right and that guy taken down. because of a lawsuit for sure oh he was.

like you can't use the ghost of Tupac. beef he's like that's outside of the. rules so Kendrick did a Kendrick did it. he did a lawsuit first no one cares hold. on so they were in court there was like. guys in court battling over ghost Tupac. yes and like ghost Tupac called my. defended ghost Tupac wouldn't have said. that you're honor Tupac might still be. alive. actually an all black Jer going.

but yeah he he basically broke down the. thing of being like stop trying to act. like he's he's offending some code of. the streets he's like bro like this is. he's getting the biggest bag and he was. like your problem is you can't see the. bag like the bag he was saying like the. bag exists out of this guy's entire. frame. Dimension so sick dude he not a near. yeah to hit him with the Met be like bro. your bags you can only imagine such a. bag met bag he's like Drake is on a bag. just getting deep on the bag is so sick.

can't fathom. this but yeah that that was my whole. that was my personal take on the Super. Bowl Little Wayne it should have been. Little Wayne and then also the whole. craze of like the you know this this. whole like battle thing I feel like it. really the sunset on it on that. performance it almost been a year D has. it's been [ __ ] forever it's been like. eight months. that was a year ago when he sued.

him Jesus Christ April what. 2024 damn but that was yeah so it. probably started last April I was just. hoping you'd say 420. yeah but yeah dude that's been [ __ ]. Year God damn I feel like that was like. three months ago no this is this has. lasted longer than the Will Smith slap. he needs to do it again he needs to he's. going back need to slap he needs to slap. again he need to slap somebody he he.

need to slap that Indian guy how can he. slap how can he slap how can he. slap yeah man I uh yeah people were. trying to make the Taylor Swift boo into. like this whole like sea change of like. the people are waking up dude they know. they don't like this so you're telling. me it just a CH she was wearing Chief. [ __ ] and people like Chiefs fan it was. all Eagles fan at the beginning of the. game of course everyone's going to be. like [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah and there was. also like she was people were like she's. ruining football before she was on they. were literally showing a Chiefs fan.

showing an Eagles fan boo anytime it was. a Chiefs fan was that Eagles fans so. many Eagles people there it was it felt. like there was more Eagles fans and. there's one thing I notic is Chiefs fans. are like all old fat white guys yeah. they're all just chubby white guys from. [ __ ] Kansas and Missouri yeah that. have this is the third one in a row. they've been to yeah so they didn't like. they didn't they didn't care as much. they didn't have the fire in their. bellies Eagles fans are all [ __ ]. trash Gremlins that were there like. needed it yeah birds like everyone was.

yeah everywhere you looked it was Eagles. fans well that's also a weird pressure. if you've won two Super Bowls in a row. I'd be [ __ ] up being like then it's. like there's no way you're not laxing. and kind of like chilling there just. there's no way they were lamping there's. no doubt they lamped yeah exactly they. were lamping why though I mean it it. makes sense you're two times I mean I. guess they made it to the Super Bowl so. I guess they weren't relaxing too hard. it's pretty hard to do that's true they. just got there and couldn't protect. their quarterback dude you know they. didn't Blitz either e fourman Rush bro.

fourman rush I that blew my mind when I. found out they didn't Blitz I was like. wait what yeah I mean the Chiefs also. throw the ball every [ __ ] down so. your defensive line knows they can pass. rush every play and then when you get. when they're down 17 it's like they're. going to be throwing the wall yeah [ __ ]. just. send just send four is there offensive. line that bad I mean I'm not trying to. Smite their offensive line but like bro. they got. like what happened got killed I don't. know because they're so good that's the. whole time I was like dude Mahomes is. good if you put him down he's nasty as.

[ __ ] but they were just like melting. right through it was wonderful it was. beautiful truly a sight yeah poor Reed. though went to the I went to the. Afterparty did you really I got to hold. the. trophy it was crazy did you raise it no. I was just. like yeah I didn't really take it in I. was just like it's lighter than I. thought it'. be I felt I felt like a real impostor. why I don't know what the [ __ ] am I. doing holding those Super Bowl trophies.

everywhere I go I feel like a [ __ ]. impostor and that was crazy yeah that is. [ __ ] nut yeah hold it that I mean. that is sick it was. awesome that's fully the aggro CRA dude. you held the aggro cck what was it what. I guess the party must have been sick. though party was awesome champagne bot. did champagne bottles actually shoot in. the air or was it that was the locker. room but they probably did I I left. before I think things got real crazy. dude and that that coach where did he.

coach before the guy for the Eagles. serani I think it was with the Colts I. think it was like an offensive coordin I. think and how long's he been there for. with the Eagles this is year three dude. two Super Bowl appearances one win yeah. sh they have to stop talking [ __ ] yeah. dude Reed yeah he was an iupp guy he. coached it IND yeah really he c yeah I. think there's like three guys on the. staff that were from iupp that's crazy. yeah in the good for him man that's got. to be crazy I liked watching when the.

Gatorade got poured on him and you could. tell he was. like he soaking wet with Gatorade at one. point he did like a little like kind of. prayer thing it was just like oh like. bro that's all they want bro we [ __ ]. after the end last season ended in. complete disaster they were 10 and one. and then lost to every game yeah and. then this year they started out two and. two with some bad [ __ ] losses and. people were starting to really get on. him be like we're going to have to fire. him so like for the next like four weeks.

maybe five everyone was just waiting for. him to lose one game and he would. probably have been close you get fired. that [ __ ] fast yeah I guess if you. have like yeah I guess there's a world. of [ __ ] coaches and you can just be. all right Bud get out especially because. he. inherited a very good team and went. straight to the Super Bowl his first. year and when coaches do that they. usually don't get credit for that I got. you that makes sense so he had a had of. it's somewhat of a building year the. year after that and then the year after. was like all right let's see what he.

does and they [ __ ] exploded they were. terrible yeah so then yeah he was on the. hot seat a little then he he's good he's. the Bro do do you think there's a chance. they'll go they're the new Chiefs that. they'll go back and try to get it again. I do yeah I think there's a strong. chance they get a lot of guys back. that's what to say they they're not. losing anybody are they they're going to. lose some some key defensive pieces okay. but hope maybe they won't lose them. they're just up for free agency okay um.

contracts I. think should be all right they might be. the most hatable Dynasty though Philly. becomes like a Chief's era. Chief oh my god dude be the funniest. Philadelphia is going to look like. [ __ ] Aleppo Philadelphia is going to. be bad. dude they got to stop destroying I was. jealous I was jealous I I mean even. being at the Super Bowl was obviously. where you want to be but. Philly would have been fun so fun to be. there although dude I'm telling you last.

time when I was there when they I was. like right on Broad Street my house was. like two blocks away it was too much man. I'm like just watching people just start. wrecking [ __ ] I was just like this is. [ __ ] annoying it was pissing me off. they got to stop [ __ ] breaking the. city sometimes you got to dude they were. like flipping [ __ ] cars it's. crazy how else you going to make an. omelette that's true you have to break a. couple eggs here that's true. although I mean that is just part and. parcel man otherwise yeah you are just. Chiefs fans just like we we get them.

next. year yeah true you got to bleed if you. bleed green you bleed green it is what. it is there's nothing we can do about it. but and well the worst part is now. they're like now it's like it's. something that gets attention online so. now people are like yes we got to we got. to ramp this up even more I'm going to. break a window like dude don't do it. dude I'm going to go viral committing a. crime it's going to be my face I'm going. to share it. but yeah that was uh you know I think. that.

was I I'll be excited to see what uh. Kendrick Lamar does cuz he seems like. he'll be pretty content to just kind of. fade out and be like I won beat you yeah. he goes away for a while yeah I beat. most of the time I that's going to be it. man it better not be that's kind of a. [ __ ] lame ass no that's beating the. video game like I'm done bye sorry I'm. [ __ ] no rematch that was it I called. it no. rematch uh yeah I don't know that's kind. of like if you want to be the best ever. if you're [ __ ] yeah if your one thing.

is beating a guy in a rap battle and. then going I'm done that to be fair he. did have he did have like a lot of. people liked him I was always kind of I. led Kendrick gar I was always like me. you know I didn't I it just wasn't for. me still good I mean he's great of. course he's a super successful talented. guy but it was just I was always like. whatever and then uh but then I didn't. realize he'd been away for so long and. then I guess he came back he was. summoned back and then it's for him that. is sweet to be kind of chilling like I. don't know then just like oh yep yeah. top of the game but it all happened dude.

it was funny cuz like little Wayne was. like remember when he him and Nicki. Minaj were like they were like the. biggest and Drake and well then Drake. was like launched out of that but yeah. maybe there's room for there's going to. be a new the newest rappers to become. the biggest or it's dude raps so bad. like I'm not trying to sound like an old. guy it's literally like it's a minute. and a half songs of just nonsense I. can't you literally I was I was watching. videos of I never got to see the. halftime performance okay I was I was. making my way up to Trump dog site.

that's so sick uh but I didn't get to. see the performance we just watched it. right now mhm and I was like I I was. only seeing videos online of like old. guys that were watching the Super Bowl. getting filmed by their like grandkids. that were like the hell is he. saying I don't know what the hell is. going on like and I'm I'm I watched that. thing I was like I haven't UND. understood one word yeah and I know the. songs yeah yeah. dude I don't know it wasn't. uh I I this is something I've been.

thinking about for a long time as like. and again this I don't even it's like. sounds like a very uncomfortable thing. to even talk about but as like the. country gets better in terms of race. relations will black guys lose cool. points and I I think it could just be me. trying to fulfill my own Theory but I I. think it's happening that was had this. theory for yeah since the old test yeah. true this has been my working Theory and. now I'm just sitting back and watching. it play out it's your theory of.

relativity it is dude you can't be it. dude and it's like I'm watching it I'm. like yeah dude it's losing like it's not. it's. a it's not like the stuff of like a. Charged counterculture it's been fever. pitch and then since then it's been kind. of like yeah we're still doing this yeah. but no that's that was that was a sense. I got off that I'm like oh this is like. you know like the revolution sponsored. by Pepsi yeah you're kind like all right. this has been so [ __ ] watered down. and extorted by politicians that now.

it's just kind of like all right it just. has literally zero effect you watch. you're like oh cool man so and then you. know again we had our first taste of. Indian guys whing out it's like there's. more of that to come yeah it's almost. time ramaswami Anakin's hard dude he. fell into the lava those boys are not. there's more ramas swamis bro that guy. that dude was a but he just first made. it on the land and swung his [ __ ]. that was dday he went first there's a. lot more coming dude dude no short I'm. kind I kind of like a lot of it though.

the Indian Bros the Indian Bros bro been. a fan oh yeah you you got some day Ones. been a fan when I when I when you were. gone I interviewed soer from uh breaking. points and I tried to just get into. Hindu he dude they are not having it. there's an iron wall they are keeping. white Stoners out of Hinduism talk dude. I was like what about he's like I. [ __ ] hate when [ __ ] white guys. talk to me about hu ISM really I'm like. it's a pretty cool that's a pretty cool. religion dude you know it's not just all. about how come we're the only ones that. get [ __ ] crushed for [ __ ] like that I. don't know dude like if an Indian guy.

came up and was like tell me about Jesus. Christ i' be like bro I'll be more than. happy what do you want to know well. that's cuz we have a universal you know. Catholic land we are built for everybody. yeah Hinduism is is eth it's like an. ethnic religion like it's not like and. he he was he made a fair point he's like. dude it's so he's like depending on like. what uh area you live in there's like a. patron [ __ ] you know they have their. Patron blue guy they have their Genie. and and like you [ __ ] you know it's. all based on like he's like it's so hyp.

specific to like the area and where. you're living it's you got to be born. into it it's like it's like Judaism in a. way where you kind of have to be born. into it otherwise people be like they. just take you as kind of a poser he kind. of he kind of poser pawed me and I was. like I just think it's cool like. theoretically I think it's cool yeah why. not would you should be allowed to learn. I they can't stop me from learning yeah. but I was trying to I was trying to I. just wanted to like I I'm just. interested in it as like a you know like. like growing up with that as like your. backdrop and he he just was shut it down. he was just like I I don't I think when.

you grow up with it it's just like every. eight or nine weeks you and all your. Bros have to get sticks and swords and. fight the Muslim guys with sticks and. swords in the street and then you call a. day and then you go all right buddy. buddy buddy [ __ ] you. buddy have you ever seen their [ __ ]. stick and sword. fights they all have Ninja Turtle. weapons and they just [ __ ] it's truly. lord of the it's [ __ ] crazy bro it's. lord of the fli it's.

nuts that's the same thing with the uh. the Ceno Indian border dispute they the. same thing they have another stick. there's a whole other stick Battlefront. yeah they like they've been disputing. the Chinese Indian border for like. decades every now and again the Chinese. dudes will MOG them be like five feet TS. they like get back. in get back they have the stick fight. God that's the funniest thing in the. world I suck and hit in the [ __ ] face. with a stick during the fight and you. got to give up like four feet of Mother. India okay coming back would be sick.

though you get the Bros you're all horny. as hell [ __ ] although that's a horny. be horny battle that is the horniest. [ __ ]. battle but yeah rest assured the Indian. dudes will be back dude yep I mean RIS. Swami I still people spazzed and piled. on him for that and it's like I get it. like getting dressed down just being. like no more fun one guys it's time to. do math it's like I get it yeah but. people were like deeply shocked and.

offended and it's like that that's the. one that does make me laugh when you. have all these people who are like you. have like white Americans who are like. it's a meritocracy sorry everybody else. we got to the top and as soon as you. talk about Indian guys coming in you're. like we need some [ __ ] legislation to. keep let's look come on let's look at. this here it is that is kind of for me. also it's kind of wimpy on some level. white people have been dying to be. allowed to be racist true true. that is like a Diet Coke kind of for.

racism yeah they go what about Indian. people when everyone goes are we. loud are we allowed to do this that was. bottled up yeah true because yeah you. really they the Indian guys Ramis Swami. did you're actually right on that he. caught like a suppressed Title Wave of. just kind of like just you know yeah. ethnocentric thoughts being like we're. in [ __ ] people [ __ ] spazzed on him. he did here's the thing though he did. court that he did court those guys he. did so he he basically had his own.

little thing going and you know they. just got him bro one one slip up and. they were like [ __ ] you it's a dangerous. world it is if you get into that. [ __ ] political clickbait [ __ ] oh yeah. they're going to get you left or right. they're going to get you it's coming. it's coming and it's so funny cuz it was. like I could see him being like this is. a deeply inspiring and dude it's he he. could also be right like just because. you're like [ __ ] you dude doesn't mean. that's not just going to happen anyway.

wasn't he like no more sleepovers yeah. time to study no more sleepovers no more. he said less of one movie like think of. like some like a rollerblading silly. movie and like more I don't know what. [ __ ] movie he would propose for us to. get her act together white guys got to. pull their pants up white guys white. guys' pants are up to here Indie guys'. pants are up to like their nipples so we. might have to pull our pants all on the. pants. meters Indians are top of the pants dude. where would you rank the Chinese they're. they're close second they're close. second or they can probably they.

probably go like every inch or every. year they probably like they're it. depends on how they're doing how many of. them are doctors like if they lose. doctors and their pants drop a little. bit but no you're not wrong about that. Indian Indian waistline is the ribs we. we've been topping the pops in terms of. pants height now like you know we're. getting told to pull our pants off and. we're like hey buddy this is don't worry. about our culture dude we got some [ __ ]. going on. this is family business dude don't worry. about our pants I know it was so [ __ ].

funny but that's the question remains do. white people need to pull their pants up. cuz they compete in a global Marketplace. which just seems like pants we got to. [ __ ] yank our pants up we might have. to pull our pants we thought we were. getting by with our pants to our [ __ ]. waist sometimes you when the whites pull. their pants up too high though true cuz. those boys had some pretty high pants. over in deuts land Kanye pulled his. pants up Kanye pulled his pants up to. the Moon. Kan his pants are in the [ __ ]. straty pulled his pants up too.

much you gotta [ __ ] pull your pants. down a. little bro I didn't I didn't know he did. a Super Bowl commercial first of all I. didn't either and then I did you see. it and then I checked his website it was. literally just the swas SW t-shirt hh3. or something bro he went [ __ ]. nuts it's been a good read. Twitter page F it's a great read the. Twitter the Twitter rants were pretty.

great all cap sometimes you need to slap. a [ __ ] or something like that know he. says I have for the record I have hit. women and then the one of them was in. all capsu like you guys think I'm. freaking out I'm actually over here. chilling it's like bro you're tweeting. all caps you're not. chilling unless he's on some. like this is the new marketing wave I. could see him going like genius mode in. his head being like this is just a new. Millennia dude he's like you know be. like I'm puppeting people through their. nervous systems although he does see he. has came out on the record been like. dude I really don't like.

Jews so he was he really clarified his. feelings pretty hard so and he like. seemed to chill a little bit and he just. like chilled for fired the engine back. for nearly a year yeah then he was like. you know what man sometimes you got to. pop out. show that's. been that's been a funny and then there. was a guy who he's like I'm burning. $5,000 worth of Yeezy shoes and it's. like first of all dude that's the most.

laughable if you zoom out of that from. another country you're like okay this. guy said he loves Hitler so now this. guy's going to burn $25,000 worth of. sneakers it's like stop pretending you. guys have problems dude yeah that's like. the dumb that's like for real it was. like embarrassing to watch that like. let's all unite and burn these $700. sneakers it's like dude what what battle. are you guys even figh like you're. trying to make it about you at that. point hey everyone I'm a blowtorch I'm. about to go viral right now with a. blowtorch in a fire safe in a fire safe. environment I need to go viral now and.

then dude the comments are so it's like. you already you already gave him your. money dumbass your bit he paid bro know. I could be caring a bag that no one on. earth can see that's what I'm saying now. once dude now that Jim Jones opened my. eyes with the metab bag I wonder how his. uh swasa t-shirt sold that's the day. I've been told good really I'll check it. out did you guys see the actual. commercial though it's pretty funny it's. him just on his iPhone again and he's.

going I blew all the money I was. supposed to spend on the commercial on. these new grills so this is the. commercial and then it just goes. yeezy.com or whatever and it's just him. and like a dentist like doing a. front-facing selfie video oh yeah well. apparently there's a connection with the. dentist and the nitrous and [ __ ] oh. yeah he might be gone off the he might. be gone off the Galaxy laughing at the. gy who. knows I mean dude if you but then like.

if you zoom all the way out on it and. it's obviously again he's like I get it. if he's if he's like fullon swasti is I. get why people are bristled by this he's. prickling people for sure if he's zoom. out he might be on just some other [ __ ]. of like we should really not worry about. what anyone says but then it's like I. don't know could be a giant performance. artpiece so that's my whole thing it. seems like they took his site down 24. hours ago yeah I checked I tried to. check it the other day it was gone I had. I my shopping cart they're like you have.

a. notification [ __ ] I still have seven in. my shopping cart I was getting one for. everyone I know yes for the fam of. course my mom's birthday is coming up I. fig i' give her a Yeezy swastick airt. yeah I want to get my mom a swasa. t-shirt it is funny because at any point. he can just be like guys I'm so sorry I. don't know what I was thinking every. like that's fine you're all right you're. good you're the man you're the man he. needs to drop an album the album has to. be. good it's going to be tough to make. music with that lingering but I mean has.

anyone ever made Nazi. rap no I don't know it's crazy he made a. gospel album two years ago now he's. selling Hitler shirts it's [ __ ] crazy. dude he might be. just I think it's. pretty but then how did he become a. billionaire again is that even didn't he. get put out like Forbes list of like. he's now has like $3 billion again or. something maybe they unfroze all his. [ __ ] accounts.

ah true gotcha that's a well dude here's. what here's what look got I don't want. to give anyone business advice but if if. you know your accounts get un Frozen. last thing you want to do is do swast. the funny thing is he was like he did. all that got everything Frozen and he. was like all right I'm good I'm good. sorry about that they go all right. here's all your money back he's. said [ __ ] you guys I'm [ __ ] it's. crazy. it is a still still a goat yeah I mean. dude it's still a goat dude I'm sorry.

he's his Twitter's funny as [ __ ] and he. hasn't got kicked off of Twitter yet. right I don't X I mean I think well dude. it it does I mean again it is like I I. get totally get why people are upset but. it does beg the question like might we. have to be all become big boys and girls. about words and just be like okay this. guy's [ __ ] popping off on some crazy. [ __ ] you know what I mean mean because. but then again it's like is are people. so dumb that if you start doing that.

people will go up and just be like yeah. [ __ ] we are. Nazis yeah there's that there's that. people are pretty [ __ ] dumb. so people could see the green light and. be like okay for sure but they can also. do that but that's also the green light. to just also pop off on the internet for. the most part yeah true I don't know. it's wild it is a wild dude it's a tough. one to comprehend how did he even get. that far well I guess you they maybe. it's the most simple thing ever to. comprehend Guy saying he loves Hitler.

you go shut. up exactly Hitler was gay yeah true no. one's taking that. angle yeah it's just we that's the thing. I'm kind of yeah I guess that's kind of. what I'm saying it's like that like when. I was listening to that hiter book every. [ __ ] day you listen to it you go this. guy sucked dick yeah like there's this. whole like thing online where they're. like he was actually cool as [ __ ] I. don't know if you really look into it. it's like he sucked yeah he he was a. really look into it he was truly a baby. he was yeah big time baby wow wow West.

the Nazi swastick is backwards from the. original Hindu one yeah and they say. when you turn the swastika backwards. from the original Hindu one it's a sign. of bad luck certainly was he hexed. himself certainly was bad luck yeah dude. that's what happens he harnessed the. power it was just too great completely. completely destroyed the man actually. after to whiz yeah whiz let's take our. 90th. break all right well let's go straight. to the patreon bye goodbye.