Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)

wow. [Music]. West and we're live what's up everybody. how you doing [ __ ] Sydney again. Tim butley thank you guys for coming I'm. [ __ ] so pumped to have you down here. thank you so much thanks for having us. in the arena of ideas I know I knew you. guys could Rock the setup dude do people. get competitive on here I want to win. the podcast I know I need a buzzer if.

well here's the deal no if if someone. says something out of bounds I will put. you but for. now D I feel like I should end all my. sentences with my brother you can yeah. and maybe I should be referring to you. guys I don't have the GL I need I need. the like the non-prescription circular. glasses for that true yeah possibly a. bow tie yeah I need a bow tie yeah I I. uh I have the hair for it if here's my. thing if I were black I would. talk like really you know what I mean.

like I don't know I always feel bad what. you trying to say. to you can do whatever you want I'm. talking about my blackness my family. wouldn't let me are you saying Sydney's. leaving Blackness on the table I think. so I think think there're so Blackness. to be had when you're like I'm going to. end my sentence with my brother I'm like. why don't you you remember remember the. movie Ray Charles when he when they were. trying drugs for the first time and they. wouldn't let him try drugs that's how my. family was with talking black they were. like this ain't for you man you can't. have you want to do part of this.

so this is like my family everybody in. my family does talk that way except for. me and my brother D they wouldn't let. you have it no they wouldn't let us get. it in did they ever send you as like. their Emissary to deal with white people. all the time I think that's what they. were training us for that's so funny. yeah we were ambassadors what I tell. what I tell you about saying. [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a curse word say that you. can say. [ __ ] Yeah God damn it I was I was always. be like yes and no I could never be like. oh hell no oh you couldn't do no hell N.

N I wasn't let they wouldn't let me say. the N. word everybody else in my house was. saying the n word and I was not allowed. to say it the [ __ ] I had to call it the. N word what this is no [ __ ] my mom. talked to the bus I disagree that is. some [ __ ] some [ __ ] right my mom. would talk to the bus Aid I wasn't. allowed to sit on the back of the bus no. swear to God like they I was not allowed. to how long would you get grounded if. you were to say something like I don't. know ate this out a.

[ __ ] that's the whole summer. indoors yeah no I could how you feel. about that though you think is that like. the hook you think it was a hookup or is. it like what do you mean like the just. you say that blacker yeah like in terms. of them can you say that wider please. the hook what is the hook. on in terms is that a desirable. outcome oh no okay see I get that so uh. no.

yeah you didn't like that no I mean it. was it would just I would just find. different ways to like find my own. little Vibe for sure so it just made me. more creative yeah you know but it was. uh right the arbitrary constraints that. create great art you know exactly I like. that exactly but I would I would uh so I. would get in trouble in school cuz like. I wasn't allowed to sit on the back of. the bus but when the bus would stop like. either at home or at school I would run. to the back and open the emergency doors. and hop out like I was the guy that. would start that Rebellion every morning. yeah so do you do an eer you would do an.

emergency exit out of the bus I did non. drill non- drill yeah that's crazy yeah. I would just like like blow past the. safety patrol that knew I was going back. there to do it and I would like sometime. I have to swim move cuz they try to put. that hand out to stop me bus safety is. no joke yeah I was about say I think I. think I was about sa Sydney was. tactically running with both arms behind. his. back how big was your school bag at the. time nud blasted you a giant school bag. kid running off the.

back damn is isn't that how isn't that. like the opening scene of a goofy movie. isn't that what the sun does Goofy Movie. he skateboard off the back of a school. bus that's pretty sick though goofy. freaks me out too much I tried watching. the Goofy movie with my kids and I was. like let's let's watch something else. it's it's too silly and then it's like. Goofy's nice but then like the evil. goofies those like other guys I I don't. like I don't know I just don't like the. side of those the goofy. Squad I don't like those guys yeah they. make you uncomfortable they make me. slightly uncomfortable Goofy's he's too. about the [ __ ] and I's all about the.

[ __ ] you're too structured look at. you way too can't handle goofy I can't. handle goofy yeah yeah the bad guys in. that are actually like the good guys for. you they're trying to straight and Goofy. out yeah man knock off his [ __ ] yeah. can't I just I don't like it I don't. know why I see like it's just aesthetic. I don't like Ren and Stimpy I never like. that show you don't like R and Stimpy. when I was little it just grotesque. watch you seem like a Ren and Stimpy kid. I yeah I wasn't allowed to watch it that. was the thing that's from my parents. held back for me they're like no Ren. Stimpy that's good cuz that Ren and. Stimpy I think is Spaz energy that you.

don't need I didn't dud it I would like. I would catch it sometimes I would your. parents were like this is too white. man yeah I told you they did. inadvertently do that they blocked MTV. and they just left bet they didn't know. it existed so that's all that was the. only music channel cattle shooted you it. was probably the right thing you know. the dude that created Ren and Stimpy was. oh yeah you yeah was little active yeah. I just don't like the bulging eyeballs. and like I just when I being a kid being. like [ __ ] this show is like bugging me. out that I was that was probably the. most powerful I felt as a child when.

they were doing extreme run and Stimpy. closeup I like I'm tapped into the. source I know what's up I hate it hav. been hated I because I I've been. dabbling in animation right now and I've. always told the animators like none of. that Ren and sty [ __ ] bro I don't. want to protest closeups I want everyone. to look very shiny my mom's going to get. furious if she sees that yeah it was. cringey for me I would I would sometimes. look away yeah yeah I couldn't handle it. yeah turn on hang with Mr coer now I I. think my entire highlight reel of like. childhood Joy was just like a veiny face.

with bulging eyeballs and like a sound. effect I was. like that's all that ran through my head. man dude funny funny you bring up. Hanging with Mr Cooper that was always. my biggest one of the reasons I always. accepted my plight for how my family. wouldn't let me talk is I was afraid of. sounding like hanging with Mr Cooper. really cuz he was like a dude that like. talked black but sounded like he. shouldn't yeah I can see that you know. what I mean like that was my biggest Fe. I thought he was cool I was watching him. just being like Mr Cooper's pretty I. thought he was pretty cool yeah he was. like a he's like a giant black of his.

time yeah I thought he was cool I guess. I was Benchmark said a hard he was true. yeah yeah he did he did but I I um I I. read a thing recently with URL he gave. like an interview about how he says that. he's not including the the pantheon of. Black Entertainment as CLE yeah I don't. know he Stan. though not even Stefan not even Stefan. people weren't buying it people like go. back to the nerd character but no he was. saying like like if they say the alltime. great black shows like Martin blah blah.

blah and he was like no one mentions. Family Matters that's wild cuz The Cosby. Show gets mentioned and he tried to say. it was because of like it I don't know. he was like it was because of the like. family Vibe but yeah the cat The Cosby. Show gets mentioned all the time yeah. way more family Vibe sure yeah it is way. more family Vibe yeah I don't know he's. on he must be he's bullshitting then. yeah he's just he is I don't know I feel. like I know white people loved Family. Matters yeah did black people not like. watching the black nerd or like no I. think I think uh matters was like the.

the the the white the palatable white. version of the sitcom rock you remember. that he was a garbage man and he lived. in the hood Chris Rock no no no he was. uh like a fat black actor I don't. remember his name but he was a garbage. man that lived in the hood B on. love he was on every show yeah he was on. every show but he would deal with like. they would deal with like Hood issues. but from a standpoint of a family that. was trying to raise a good family in the. hood so he he had to like like fight. drug deers and [ __ ] because his uh drug.

dealers was trying to get his son to. sell drugs and he invited the drug. dealer over and like try to fight him in. his house and his wife had to break him. up this is called Rock yeah R you. remember this wasn't called Kang of. Queens I never that must have been. before my time dude that was a that that. was a black deep cut was it really it. was it was around the same time as. family M I knew uh Three's Company was. like black people love that show dude. Jack Tripper Jack Tripper be tripping. dock be tripping never seen that either.

when I was a when I worked for the labor. union I was constantly just hearing. about Jack Tripper cuz I lived with my. ex-wife and her mother and they'd be. like Jack Tripper damn bro [ __ ] Jack. Tripper that was a wild ball no I'm not. I looked it up and I was like God damn. that's a ter that was also a scop to get. the black community to accept acting gay. was Jack Tripper gay he had to act gay. because he wasn't allowed to be live in. the house that he lived in with those. ladies unless he was gay oh he was a. fake gay guy yeah that was a big plot. point of that show.

damn so but he never did gay stuff in. the show not so that was that was a that. was a big comedic device because he. would like bring women over and date. women and then the landlord would come. up while he had a date over and he had. to like act straight with the date and. then gay in front of the landlord. [ __ ] hilarious it's never ending you. can watch A Guy pretend get 100 episodes. out yeah yeah that was like that was. like basically how like uh like the. welfare state you know you couldn't have. a black dad in the house but then he. actually did live there yeah that was. Jack Tripper okay like it was like the.

gay welfare state yeah he wasn't. supposed to be in there yeah yeah that. is funny too that was like a show a. compelling plot to be like you can't. live in here with two women by. yourselves yeah only in what was that. like 1990 no that was much earlier ' 80s. had to be 80s crazy like a landlord. doesn't want you living by yourself with. two women as you shouldn't yeah that. would be that would be totally did you. hear about the lady who had sex with 100. men only fans Lady oh yeah she made a do. she made a documentary yeah did you see. CRI cried yeah tears welling up in her.

eyes here's the thing you never get to. see the end of that you you know it's. like if you see that kind of thing. you're like oh you never get to see like. the real kind of but were like final Act. were they like cry for like the same. tears that you get from win the chap she. was trying to like be very powerful and. brave and just be like yeah and it's. just you know it's just like kind of. intense she was like it's not for me but. I could see it being for. others I'm not saying nobody can do this. apparently apparently inside the room.

the the production were gagging because. like there were the smell of [ __ ] was so. like there was so much [ __ ] that it was. like that's I didn't think I've never. thought about that that's disgusting. dude I'll be honest like look do what. you want but like having that 100 your. knee deep in the [ __ ] SST 100 100. C 100 loads like did they all. nut she was I saw her saying in the the. Twitter clip that uh she some of the. guys were like she was cutting them off.

after like 2 minutes he's like it's said. five in the DM and she was just like. yeah come on you got to go come on get. out of here so some of the guys didn't. come I'm assuming they probably pull to. the side those the real victims here. you're like guy. 45 some guys probably just enjoy you're. guy 45 and you just get to like wet your. pen be like all right get out of here. that's nuts you feel the breeze on your. wet penis as you're walking back to put. your shorts. on that would be funny just mashing your. hat hard bird into this lady for two.

minutes like what the [ __ ] am I doing. yeah yeah nobody talks about the hund. guys in the road that led me here yeah. that no one talks about how the hundred. guys are equally as problematic yeah as. a lady do you think I obviously being. anywhere in the 90s would suck but I. think being guy 100 would probably rule. you're there when they like pop the. confetti they're trying to like she like. you did it you're so good the dick gets. like break through a little T.

yeah that's guy 100 is there's got to be. a guy dumping water on. himself there's got be a guy on your. dick someone has to call that there's. got to be a guy walking in like flicks a. cigarette on the ground like I'll go. last clean up I always go last D dude. watch this this is my 45th one oh man he. like a marathon bumper sticker on his. car he's. 100 I love being got 100 Century man.

baby yeah that's that's kind of like. insane to be like uh yeah I'm going to. sign up and do that I'm going to be like. the 40th guy or first lead off lead. off's got to be nice I would say uh. maybe when she gets her second wind. around like in the low 70s that's. probably a nice spot you know she gets a. little bit of she can see the light at. the end of the yeah yeah her eyes widen. apparently her eyes were sore they were. coming on her eyes apparently holy yeah. apparently her eyes were sore from just. they were l. this is crazy EAC she submitted herself.

to like Al qaa like interrogation. tactic this is every female rescue. Soldier I mean it's not ideal right I'm. not trying to sound like I'm not. sounding like you know I'm not trying to. ring like the moral alarm but I'm like. it's just not a good use of time and. resources they were doing a 100 in like. the 80s they were doing 500 when I was a. teenager yeah Howard ster was having. girls on think I think it was like in an. hour that was kind of the impr. impressive F may I don't know it was.

timed oh yeah okay I think it was an. like in the Guinness book that I don't. think that's more impr think that's more. impressive at all but it couldn't been. an hour because then it's like guy got. two minutes yeah yeah yeah that's 200. minutes one day it was one day one day. 24 hours oh so she ate like. lunch they had to break that think a. break like the union like Union rules. like they had to it would have been a. union. violation the sandwich has been sitting. for a while so kind of like a room. temperature hogy should have used that. rough like hand soap Watch come out of. our.

eyes was like had the volcano soap. whatever it's called lava yeah lava soap. with the granules yeah just mechanic. Grant no water just rubbing that [ __ ] on. her eyes and just Peels and falls off. drying your hands on. newspapers man what a wild way to find. out that's not for you I you could just. speculate on that yeah I here's my thing. I I'm like I don't think any girl wants. to have sex with 100 I think most girls. don't even want to have sex with one guy. good guys yeah who were there every day.

yeah P the. bills love supposedly love of their. life now it's father to their kids I. totally in calm father I might show my. wife that much she had sex with 100 guys. I'm asking for a hand. job maybe two more of my friends. handob I'd be impressed if she gave 100. guys a hand job I would say that's.

impressive and I salute you oh man is it. more it's more impressive than she be. like one of those like arm wrestlers. with like one giant arm two at a time oh. just like bam bam bam yeah like public. pure public service that I could get. into yeah you think the stroke locks in. eventually and you're you're like three. four pumpkin guys you can even uh you're. talking like yeah like how fast are you. making them come when you really get in. your groove or a hypothetical woman not. you yeah not me obviously I'd be I mean. me I lights out be in the.

building I mean at one point your arms. would get so tired you would need like. prosthetic assistance you get like Robo. bracel you have to start like using your. legs like just like holding. on you wouldn't eat the mech suit. eventually come. down but yeah I uh that's that's a shame. that's a uh that's a shame that that's. become like a viable path yeah is it. viable what's. the we all know is like I I've heard.

it's like um it's not that crazy for a. young woman a college age woman to be. like yeah start only fans you know kick. some money up on the side yeah that's. got to be fun floating it out there to. your like existing like when you start. promoting it and it's just like people. you know they're just like uh like you. flipping the coin WEA they'll check it. out you know yeah that's got to be. uncomfortable ter make it flyers for. that would be pretty fun 100 barking. outside you're doing the softcore on. Instagram you be like check out you know. go to my link tree you know yeah oh boy. always you know before it really catches.

on I'm not going to lie I'm going to uh. I think you as a parent you should be. monitoring that [ __ ] into the early 20s. and put in kind of like a kabash on that. you see but I they can start like burner. accounts I guess just like no having sex. with 100 guys yeah just like or just no. yeah no pay no pay for play yeah you I. mean you got to kind of like massage the. idea of how gross that stuff is and how. non-resectable it is early on would you. be dming them too you know would you. would you be sending DMs like cuz uh you. know in in this was like security. testing where we would like send a.

fishing attack to an employee to see how. they react so would you pop in the girls. DMS and just be like you know damn you. like you look so and just seeing how. they responded yeah see how they respond. that here's what I would do I would hire. uh some sort of like cyber attacker guy. to take their basically like their. content and switch it out with me like. taking dumps on stuff and jerking off so. like they would just be completely. blacklisted I would do like heinous scat. content and then have it like pushed.

onto their stuff and have them like what. the [ __ ] happened like you know what. happened like all you guys like jerking. off I would just [ __ ] blast I would. just pee I would jerk off the. pee I would with like the seventh grade. special yeah you [ __ ] sicko creeps. like this. [ __ ] that's somebody's. daughter just throw up you guys make me. [ __ ] sick oh [ __ ] I'm coming oh my. God yeah you got to knock that stuff off.

early man and again I I don't want to. say like purely like from you know uh. moralistic terms before it was like. thought to be disgusting to marry for. sexual attraction and that's crazy like. you know it was dude the Puritans. thought like in England and like the. late 1800s they were like oh he is horny. for his wife that's disgusting you got. to do that [ __ ] for property and Status. exactly just it was just upholding the. state you just you would just have to a. man and a woman would just like be like. [ __ ] damn would you get in trouble if. you like smack wife's cheeks oh it was.

on her it was crazy really yeah yeah oh. man yeah I read ' be so pissed like if. she walked by and you were like damn oh. bro yes it's over you had to basically. ignore each other the more you ignored. each other the better so you're you're. dancing around the campfire to the. violin music and you're grabbing your. wife's tush and the entire Village just. turns on you and shreds you they rip you. apart they would just be kind of like. very very low brow you guys should be. just there just totally keep an eye on. his crops dude the sexual if that's what. he's getting up to around here who knows. what's going on I think that was more. like the aristocrats I think if you were.

like like they had like um apparently. they thought back then it was bad to. give like the English aristocracy. thought that it was bad for children to. eat fruit so the guy who's that. mathematician guy. um beron Russell I read some of his. would have never guessed that in a. million years B Russell that is who's. that mathematician guy remember B. Russell Mathematica him in whad all. right the uh what are you doing Matt you. can't don't get me high and yeah do this. are you trying to humiliate me my.

brother he wrote principia Mathematica. with a whitee head they were the guys. who wrote a math book where like I think. like 60 Pages explain one plus one he. was on some like high Lev yeah he but he. claimed well he was one times one he was. claiming they did like one plus one. because they wanted math what did they. think that equals two two but they. wanted to be able to prove it because. math here's the problem with math it's. funded it's they want it to be purely. like logical but math is founded on. axioms that are unprovable and that.

pissed them off they're like this [ __ ]. sucks dude we want this [ __ ] to be yeah. we want this to be like perfectly. logical no faith cuz they were like you. know they're big atheist types they hit. with the one plus ones yeah they're like. OnePlus One is two but we're going to. show you exactly why without you know. and people were like right on man but he. but my whole point was he wasn't allowed. to have apples when he was. younger you're spinning me out because I. recently I got I got into like a a high. Tail Spin about not knowing anything. about math yeah and so I welcome to my.

world I don't know really now I'm. fixated on like learning something about. it that's what you I think I'm going to. start with geometry well I started with. an introduction to Geometry video on. YouTube nice okay well I it was uh shaky. start really yeah cuz that's where the. crazy that's where the proofs are no I. was good at geometry I'm terrible at. algebra like like borderline it's all. you know what yeah geometric proofs. though when when geometry gets into the. proofs I'm out I knew him dude I don't. know how I knew him I I might be the son.

of Pythagoras dude I somehow they would. ask me answer like questions of the. proofs and I'd be like oh it's that and. they I would just I just [ __ ] knew it. was weird like how some people got that. genas Khan blood you got I think so. enough I got like a b in geometry. Without Really Trying and I just the. proofs were like weirdly self-evident oh. I tried hard but. algebra terrible I'm not looking for to. alra algebra you're good at algebra yeah. yeah I started this geometry video and I. figured here's what I was thinking I'm. going to click on this they're going to. go hey welcome back to learning math as. an adult yeah I thought they were going.

to give me like maybe Circle and square. they're going to go all right you know. Circle and square let's start with like. maybe Pentagon maybe trapazoid maybe. that kind of shape bro they started with. lines I was like I forgot all about. lines I forgot all about not shapes at. all dude I forgot about rays and. segments I'm so [ __ ] Point what oh. yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah and so yeah. I'm really worried I'm going to fail. this YouTube and math test just don't. tell anyone I'm going to cram the night. before stay up all.

night what's the test does really I. haven't found the test yet I have to. take some sort of metric yeah you got to. take the test I told Mary Joe about it. so she'll hold me to it she's going to. make sure I get math you'll be nice man. it'll I've thought about doing something. similar where I'm like because I am. deeply embarrassed and like you know my. kids are getting older I have to help. them with their homework and I'm like. I'm so bad at math that I I I've thought. about just like taking a refresher or. hiring like a math tutor that'd be kind. of nice I be decent I used to think I. was good at math but we we recently as a. family started.

doing we started doing this Elevate uh. game this like app where it has like. these different brain games some of them. are speaking some of them writing some. of them are math and every time the math. one shows up like I kind of like slink. away as my wife and son take over really. yeah why I thought you were the math guy. though well no Ansley is I am like a. math guy amongst you got good you know. what I mean like in a certain world I. can be the math guy when I'm at home I. am the language man like my wife and son.

are the math people we call like me and. my daughters call them the white ones. and we're the black so the white ones. are the math math people that's. hilarious my wife hates it the white. ones. the my daughter came downstairs the. other day and she was like man dad the. white ones are tripping. upstairs white so. funny damn that's hilarious the um yeah.

I uh you know what is cool about math. though that the universe is structured. according to mathematical principles or. we're no I thought we applied that to it. I don't think so man it's it's a chicken. and egg thing we don't know I think it's. like I think it's real I don't know mus. I think the universe is just doing its. thing and we're like lining we're. putting graph paper on and tracing it. and we look like [ __ ] idiots I don't. know because here here's the thing the. music ex there's a mathematics to music. kind of and like scales and everything. and that's inherent in the universe we. didn't apply that that's you can can. take that and apply it to other things.

I'm out of my depth already but I know. that like the the mathematical. principles that are in music you can use. it to create other forms of like visual. art and it has the same sort of like uh. create talking about win visualizers huh. are you talking about win a. visualizers okay now you're talking my. language I don't know I just think. that's sick it's like there there's a uh. yeah well I think math has to be real. because if you can calculate like the. distance and like land precisely that. means the exterior corresponds to the. mathematical principles I'm out but is.

the but is the is the is the universe. structured around that or is it. something that we use because it's as. close to as accurate as possible to uh. contextualize the universe around us. this is where quantum physics no I don't. are we an assimilation now that it makes. a [ __ ] difference for me man I don't. even know what I'm saying well it pumps. me up it doesn't make a difference but. just pumps me up to be like that's sick. math is baked into the universe it's. cool just you prefer if that's true. sequence like how how like the a shell.

the way a shell spirals stuff is fun. it's just more it's just more evidence. of design yeah I don't like the idea of. living in a randomly created universe. and I just don't believe in it okay so. that's all that's all that's I'm. indifferent to it I'd be okay with it I. guess what a randomly created Universe. yeah how do you how so I don't know you. don't want a loving Creator I would love. a loving Creator that's great so you're. not you can't be Indi but even even he. could have like this could be a. Minecraft world for him where it's just. like a different like gener you know. what I mean for sure you think aing.

Creator would make the world based on. math and make like 99% of the people not. be able to understand it and that's the. fun of I don't think yeah we probably. were never supposed to worry about it. he's probably just like why are they. [ __ ] they're monkeying around in the. server room just [ __ ] eat apples dude. there's apples on. trees yo they're fixing on this they had. everything and now they're [ __ ] ging. up the works know like why yeah why are. you doing that yeah that's going to be. really annoying yeah. but yeah I was reading about Irish.

immigrants in like the early 1900s and. like dude they're they really their. lives suck dude terrible yeah I think. everyone before or after they got here. both both just getting over here and. just not like not being able to eat when. was this the 20s 30s yeah it like when. my family got here did they really yeah. yeah it was like a big deal like the. dude the dad would actually like bring. home his wages and not drink them away. and they'd be like we can have toast and. jam and eggs and like the whole house. would be so [ __ ] pumped yeah like I. wish I could get that pumped on toast. and jam and eggs I like it I'm happy I'm.

what is your family I never I don't. think I've ever known this raw Irish raw. Irish right and you love toast and jam I. do love toast and jam actually yeah but. are you get I'm still eating English. Muffins with butter and jelly and being. very happy about it that is nice careful. though what's your guys' ac1 do you have. diabetes what kind of why why' you ask. me my brother I you why are you direct. why are you pondering that question upon. me my. brother let me ask you. this I thought you had didn't you have.

something like that or gout or something. no I was dealing with gout uh some some. gout s [ __ ] for a while but I got I got. under yeah I got it under control there. was a g break in Philly Ry had it. too yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry Mom I was. dealing with some gout likee symptoms. for a while and I got it under. control what what happened what was what. was triggering it I mean you know I. Crush Donuts like every night that you G. but not I'm like so mystified by this. cuz A1C is when you're that's like the.

diabetes stuff yeah that's the. percentage of your blood cells that are. coated in a delicious frosting yeah mine. are at. 5.7% okay and if you get to 6 point like. three you officially have diabetes I was. just eating a very rich diet for a. little while cuz it's like it wasn't. just the donuts but I was also kind of. addicted to grocery store fried chicken. and I was eating. that I was genetically. predis dude I was like crushing in my. car and like eating like eating a whole.

thing before I got home so like I could. throw it away my wife was starting to. get a little worried about how much Gr. you store fried chicken I was eating. really yeah what do you think what do. you think uh I I go through these things. as well what do you think kind of like. pushes you through into these like. obsessive kind of like eating things I. knew it was a grocery store sheetcake. for a while yeah that was a bad that was. a bad one so crazy I escaped that one. with no real symptoms of anything but. have you checked your A1C that's my. question N I went all my friends get. their A1C checked cuz you don't know. nobody know do you have a place we could.

go after this yeah Quest Diagnostics we. can just go [ __ ] get our A1C checked. right now I I feel like that's that's. the pro like once you're black and find. out you have diabetes it all goes. downhill no you can turn it around it's. it's like easily that's what I just turn. it every time I feel like things are. getting out of hand I just turn it. around true I just I don't need to I. don't like I'm not [ __ ] with numbers. I'm not a math guy B true I just turn it. around I'm telling you look guys I just. wanted you guys to not have diabetes. dude I couldn't believe I was pre- I for. real was like Blown Away honestly I. don't even believe in. diabetes you said it's a SC it's.

definitely not I guess it leads it leads. to like every POS it [ __ ] destroys. you I guess I just feel like if you're a. person that gets diabetes then it's like. you're already [ __ ] everything else. up anyway no I I think like I think. literally like one out of every three. people is like close to pre-diabetic in. America that can't be I swear to God. look at look it up I swear to God it's. like something ridiculous is like and it. causes like a whole host of other. problem like your eyes get [ __ ] up so. what are the two that's why we need.

European soda and candy they're not. getting di like we are that's true. they're pump they're ruining our snacks. the snacks oh yeah you're a big junk. food guy yeah how do you feel about Maha. what's make America healthy healthy I. like it I need to be controlled I need. my portions picked for me me too 38% 38%. of people are pre-diabetic are. pre-diabetic yeah dude it's it's and if. you don't realize it it just kind of. sneaks up you're just all your. hemoglobins are getting coated in Sugar. more and more and they get sharp dude.

know what I had no [ __ ] clue but as a. fiddle what did you have to change to to. fix it I just don't eat carbs anymore I. just run off I how much cereal at night. were you eating not a lot I was crushing. cere I was crushing cereal here and. there but I was more so portion monster. and I was like I don't really eat sweets. that much but then like I like was. running through it the other day and I'm. like oh yeah we'll get a sweet thing. every time I was in the grocery store. anytime they're in my house I would eat. all of them I was like I was eating a. lot of [ __ ] sweet wa so type type two. diabetes is when your body doesn't make.

enough insulin to deal with the sugar. intake I I don't know I think that. insulin finally comes into play I have. yet to research insulin but what I would. the the one number one marker they give. you is what percentage of your red blood. cells are coated in glucose so it's like. they have literally like a sugary coat. like coating on the outside and then. like those sugar I think like sugar that. whatever that is the glucose certain. like molecules are like sharp and. crystall likee so then they're kind of. slashing all your veins as they're. moving through your body that's why like. diabetics get like [ __ ] up things.

their eyes get [ __ ] up pee after a. while I think that's what it is I think. like insulin is what takes the glucose. and make turns it into energy so your. body can use it and if you're getting. too much glucose then your insulin is. like you know like like all the pies are. coming down the conveyor belt and it. can't handle all the glucose yeah that's. when diabetes type two that's type two. something like that yeah it just [ __ ]. you up it just like all you have sugar. just rushing through your veins and. cutting your veins and you get all. jacked up that rules actually kind. that's a radical turn into a s Patch.

Kid what do you guys think about the uh. this the hunk murderer guy oh yeah CEO. you think it was okay I guess it was him. right you think he was a py or do you. think I know I'm M I'm worried about the. eyebrows in the in the surveillance. photo and the mug shot I don't know if. those match up that's why I'm holding. off and having any kind of like. emotional reaction to it because I want. to know if this is the real guy or not. if it's really him and they caught him. that's an interesting outcome you know.

if the whole story is straight and they. and they didn't in like make up a. Manifesto and plan it on him yeah yeah. guess that's a crazy Target though. because you would think like I don't. know it's like don't they usually pick. like lunatic kind of like I guess he did. kind of like lose his mind you well he. disappeared for a few months after. getting into psychedelics I guess I'm. I'm basing this all of just like tweets. about him for sure all any of us have. but it was his his back hurt apparently. that's the one thing a lot of people are. lionizing him and it's like I get it I. do get understand why but it's like if.

the back theory is true and his back. hurt so bad that he girl spazzed and. shot a guy that's where I'm kind of like. I don't know if we should totally prop. this up back pain is like. that it's emotional very emotional you. can't go around shooting people cuz your. back hurts yeah and you got like weep in. your bed and call your wife as she. disappointingly talks to you yeah like I. just had that a couple days ago I follow. another Twitter account that says you. should never ever emotionally make. yourself available to your wife and. never eat her [ __ ] oh I saw that too.

did you see that saw that look like it's. by never eat her [ __ ] I thought that. was like a Tristan Tate tweet no I. there's like an account I follow of like. a picture of like a a lady just being. like don't eat your wife's [ __ ] she'll. never respect you every time I like I. always feel like shrug that stuff off. but that's crazy cuz that might be the. moments where I feel most. respected I know that is a I do like. that that outcome where it's like you. have to absolutely dominate women at all. the time it's just a funny I just I. don't know makes me laugh I those guys.

that aren't married though they're. saying this [ __ ] I know well you're a. fool for having even done it dude trist. and Tay would tell you you're a fool. right to your face you're a [ __ ] fool. dude oh he's got a lot of money I like I. man I defer to you man you've got. definitely something figured out I don't. know you might go to jail for sex. trafficking that's the that's the that's. the game you play though true you know. yeah you got to put your money down if. you want to get in yeah either get a. wife or sex traffic that's the move. that's that's a hard that's a hard. penalty right there because like you're. getting so much [ __ ] like like busting. it in that's sex trafficking yeah like.

anytime you transport [ __ ] across state. lines well you have to mislead them. that's the keid you can you can move all. the [ __ ] you want in the world but you. if you trick them so dude that's that's. all I ever did to get [ __ ] like yeah. come over and. chill no we're just going to hang out. and watch you know this is true it is it. is you know you ever SE the. office that is that is yeah that is a. slippery slope you have to trick them. and move them across state lines that's. trafficking you can prove it was a nasty. trick what percentage of consensual sex.

do you think is. Trick like 95 I would say yeah I say 90. at least initially dude me and my we've. been together for 25 years still to this. day I feel like I have to trick her to. have sex really yeah what's the number. one trick what would you what would you. say like you do he paints a big tunnel. on the wall and she runs. into she gets a gigantic cartoon bump on. her head then SE put like birdy down on. a plate. I I've learned that I have like one I.

was like talking to my wife about this. yesterday we went for a nice walk and uh. we were just talking about her monthly. cycle and uh you know just and she was. explaining to me she was like yeah I'm. like [ __ ] the week before my period the. week during I'm like whatever the week. after I'm like Furious and then I have. I'm like so you have three bad weeks out. of the month she like yeah but then I'm. really horny on that fourth week I'm. like yeah it's so sick yeah let's go we. have like we have like one glorious week. per month and it's so tight dude yeah so. so juicy for me nice to me most of my. trickery like involves trying to make.

her think that I'm not constantly. thinking about banging yeah banging and. then and then she can eventually she's. like he's been good my yeah true it. builds up my thing is um I'll be like I. don't even want to have sex I just want. to like feel your body let's just cuddle. for a while naked and then you go what's. that skin to skin yeah I'm a big skin. skin skin to skin and then naturally. you're like. yeah a large part of my dubious Tac. let's just kiss I just want to kiss you.

so bad yeah can I just like Nestle my. face on your face that's all I want to. do I think I think the rules don't apply. to wives like you can your wife can be. just like blacked out drunk and it's. like any judge would be like take what's. yours. sir it's your property sir I don't I. think they made some progress on that. during the I think there was a lot of. like not for Just For Students I think. for dude if your wife's drunk student. that's un that's just the UN I've been. seeing a healthy number of like am I the.

[ __ ] on Reddit or it's like I accuse. my husband of sexual assault because he. he took me when I was blacked out or. something like that but usually the. woman comes home hammer and it's like. I'm feel honey it's like you're not. going to be like get off me you drunk. [ __ ] you're going to be like all right. I'll have sex stop sucking my dick fine. I guess I'll have sex with you right now. yeah while your in you know your. inhibitions are lowered and I can touch. your butt all Stu but yeah there should. she's like passed out don't be a pig. sure you can you know let her rest man. she had a long day she had a long day. let her rest and then guilt her in the. morning be like we're supposed to have.

sex hang night someone was too drunk it. is I I dude I don't like when women are. drunk to be honest no not at all you you. don't like their behavior I just don't. like it man I don't like it my my. grandfather was right he told me when I. was a young man he says nothing worse. than a drunk woman I tend to agree I. tend to agree it's a [ __ ] liability. they're a hazard yeah a drunk woman is a. genuinely a hazard they're out of. control they already have to be monitor. it at all times like I feel like I feel. like most women should be walking around. wearing a helmet at all times women. helmets would be nice yeah it' be pretty.

sick women helmets just general padding. step on they bump their head prevent so. muchow yeah true they get hurt get. hurt to stop them from walking off the. cliffs and [ __ ] you're like building. structures around them as they walk. through life nothing worse dude I like. Mr meoo like FL around trying to keep Mr. Moo safe I have such a low tolerance. it's something I'm working on I have. such a low tolerance for the alchies. like if wife like bumps like her knee. it's like oh I'm sitting there like.

you're fine you're all right get up come. on you're fine I don't know why it makes. me so mad I'm like that's not that bad. why don't you try paying attention to. where you're going sometime it's. ridiculous you know what really sets me. off is if I if I bang into something. really loud like I'll hit my head on. like a ceiling fan or something and. never had that problem what yeah I have. some low ceiling fans that was a bad. example but I'll Bonk right and then. I'll I I get a really sick feeling in my. stomach because I know she's going to.

without coming to me she's going to go. are you okay and that that makes me mder. than anything else in my. marriage and so now the joke around the. house is if like if I stub my toe or. something everyone takes a deep breath. and goes I'm [ __ ]. fine it's the worst are you okay shut. the [ __ ] up my shin is throbbing right. now oh what happened yeah nothing I know. although to be fair pisses me the [ __ ].

off dude almost anything that is like. low enough for butterly to hit his head. on he will make contact with that at. some point yeah I have very poor vision. an enormous head and slightly above. average height dude it was a recipe for. disaster yeah it does suck stop in your. toe okay [ __ ] shut shut the [ __ ] up am I. okay yeah I'm okay my wife's big let me. see it let me see it like no no let me I.

no [ __ ] don't touch me get off me Let. Let me let me just see it I got to see. it I'm like no and without fail she. tweak whatever it is and I'm like that. [ __ ] hurt why did you do. that the [ __ ] dial get off of it it. doesn't need peroxide. stop chaps my ass they need ice they. don't need [ __ ] ice yeah I don't know. if I ever use neosporin before my wife. started healing I will say it is. miraculous what it does to a cut you put. it's gone it's gone the next day Lucy is.

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Anthony Edwards to score more than 26. points on Christmas day in his rematch. against the Mavs I don't know if you. know about that but I mean Luca and. those guys they swept him last. year yeah they they [ __ ] swept him. last year so you know he's gonna want to. show up he's gonna be hungry he's gonna. be hungry he's gonna show up with the. spotlight he's let some [ __ ] white. boy [ __ ] up his Christmas exactly dude. that's some [ __ ] he's he's gonna. want the spotlight on him but I mean. dude the football games are pretty good.

too yeah Chief Steelers I'm excited. about that I like the Steelers defense. to shut down Patrick Mahomes I you know. what Matt on I don't know I was gonna. say that I was gonna that was gonna be. my pick as well but picking Less on his. projected 239 passing yards on. 2399. yeah but it is Christmas the boy might. have to put on a show for us I know I. know although they haven't been able to. protect him very well and hopefully a.

healthy TJ watt gets home I'm going to. go uh less you're gonna go less Patrick. Mahomes passing yards how how about uh. 239 do they have uh what's his name's uh. Travis Kel's numbers no they don't have. Kel up. here I think uh no they don't have any. Kel what do you think about on my homes. I to see what the number is because I. couldn't even couldn't even guess why I. would imagine Christmas and T Swift's. going to be there and he's going to want.

to put you know he's going to put on. show for his b yeah for T Swift that's. got to pump you up if everyone's just. slamming your mega famous girlfriend. you're like I'll [ __ ] show you yeah. run a tight [ __ ] post [ __ ] you yeah. Spike the. allall uh yeah so yeah I think that's a. good I I I do value this conversation I. think it's a good idea and you can. combine you can comine up to six points. dude shut up. dude you can combine up the six picks.

dude this is the thing I really wanted. to sit you down talking about we're. taking apart the podium when I'm getting. back play time it'll never die dude. it'll just move and go I'm sick now I'll. get in there you got to get the headset. on dude dude I mean look we talked about. Patrick Mahomes I think that was an. incredible take by the way and you can. combine up to six picks to create your. lineup so you can win up to 1,000 times. your money inant that's. real players real Sports real cash so.

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just [ __ ] we could just rip what are you. doing I just got in I got in from. getting my [ __ ]. massage oh yeah you just got your glands. sucked no I I wouldn't put it that way I. got my I got. my but is it a guy or a girl it's a girl. happens to be if it were a guy I didn't. care I was like look I'll take you. wouldn't care if it was a guy no I dude. I it would have [ __ ] that if it was a. guy I'm not I'm obviously I'm I'm. capping right now if it was a guy I I. can't get it that I mean because your. lymph nose you have one right on your.

hip if I were to I don't need to like. demonstrate but it's like mean hip is. Matt I'm right there so like look it's. just my body I didn't put my lymph you. got tubes there you do you do have. some dude here I I want to this is. something I do want to actually wanted. to bring to your attention I I have an. idea for a live show I going to try to. do it at the creeking cave and I want to. see what you think think about this. where I so it's just like a I wear the.

headset on stage walk around and I would. let the audience step up to the crowd to. a microphone to ask questions and I it's. a simple Q&A but during the Q&A I got to. bust out a thousand push-ups so while. people are asking questions I'm just. ripping push-ups and then I pop up and. I'm like glad you do a thousand in an. hour or in an hour can you rip a. thousand in an hour I'd have to prepare. myself for that but I do like the idea. having people ask questions and just. ripping push-ups on stage with a headset. and then as they finish their.

questioning I can pop up and be like I'm. glad you asked then answer the question. to the live audience bro that's so hard. I I start preparing myself for it but it. I mean it's really it's you know it's. 110 times in an. hour so I if I if I practice I think I. could bust it out how you think you can. get now in an hour not a lot right now. I'm pretty weak but I could start doing. modified on stage if I started doing. modified they count it's better if. you're not prepared I know it's. significantly better if you end up.

getting like 48 pushups in an. hour I totally gas the thought of just. like doing physical exercises in front. of a live audience while people ask you. questions is May I don't know why it. makes me laugh it is very funny so. you're thinking like a bench airo owning. kids you doing push-ups it would just be. a free form Q&A so there's no no no. thing driving it where I don't want to. argue I don't want to fight and F of. people it just be they could ask. whatever question they want bring up any. I think you're going to want to direct.

it you're going to want to find some. topics yeah you think so because if it's. just [ __ ] Q&A they're going to be. like how do you come up with your. material although that's funny if you. doing a push-up that's that actually you. know what you're totally right because I. I did a Jeremiah Watkins stand up on the. spot recently and people would just be. like tires talk about I can't do stand. up about that. true I would just be doing push-ups. people going Shane like yeah yeah dude. [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah I'm coming back dude.

there there's such babies dude I'm. coming back the babies are fall I think. the babies are falling off yeah the. babies are there's still there's a. couple babies I got on Twitter and a guy. he was being a baby don't go on next. dude I was I I get depressed every time. I go on like instantly instant. depression every time I go on yeah it's. I go on next and I've been trying to. find out about the drones and there's. nothing you can't find out anything dude. I I tried to do that I was like yeah I'm. I'm on the news I'm watching the news. this is all I'm doing and I just scroll.

I did the death scroll on X and it's. like dude you feel like schizophrenic. when you get off yeah I watched I. watched a bunch of Muslims guys Stone a. guy to death it is [ __ ] horrific my. my algorithm is like Secrets women don't. tell men and I read those threads. nonstop I like they're kind of nice I. don't like that there's babes of babes. have found their way back into my. algorithm I don't know what happened. babes are back the babes are back on the. menu dude. I get those and I get like there's new.

accounts that take like Andrew Tate type. teachings but it's like they pretend. it's from a hot lady and it's like a. weird kind of digital fom you can get. you can get like red pilled through like. a fake hot lady being like never eat a. woman out women never respect you if you. do that there they must submit it's. pretty sick so I've it's from a hot lady. saying that I could just be an Indian. guy but it is a it's the picture is a. hot lady so that's all you need. sometimes you need an Indian guy you. know what I mean sometimes there's. things an Indian guy that can do that.

you know true that's just true nobody. can work my spot like a [ __ ] Indian. guy on the internet I'm telling you I. got an Indian guy all like deep in my. head right now just pretending to be a. girl just telling me all the stuff I got. to do to maintain frame and I'm like. telling myself it's from like a hot lady. telling me this and I'm just like get. how are you what do you know what else. you have to do to maintain frame other. than not eat not go down on them never. eat the in India that's no offense to. them that's got to be a pretty [ __ ]. easy rule to follow. true proba not a lot of oral going on.

over there I doubt yeah I doubt although. dude I don't know man i' if you put me. in the swirl of that dude I mean just. just vibrant just vibrant spices and. stuff I could like get totally get used. to it I get I could just get totally. lost in the dizzying Aromas speaking of. dizzying Aromas I got I got it's easy to. be you know xenophobic when you get in. an Uber and it smells yeah but I I I can. fight through that I'm like all right. whatever it smells weird that's fine I. got an F. Uber stink dude yeah and did they.

complain the whole time f one did they. complain or they no I was I was so close. to compl it was a battle of fats. complaining I got in the back seat. just I didn't say anything but I was. close to putting the window down which. would have been I feel like too. mean like 20 degrees outside it would. have been warranted to be like dude you. [ __ ] you kind of s you're stinking. smelled terrible it is nice though. because if I get a fat Uber driver it's. easy to tip them in I I I just I don't. know I like to get them kind of.

complaining a little bit so all you got. to do is be like the [ __ ] is that guy. and they'll just start a fat complaining. spy driv like a. [ __ ] a fat complaining. SP they are quick to hit the complain. button dude I'd be complaining if I mean. for real if you're carrying all that. extra stress on your joints it's like. yeah that's like a serious form of just. kind of like stress reduction you just. got to start to complain and be like. [ __ ] yeah and then driving driving. Uber's tough and then yeah yeah cuz.

you're only getting fatter every day. yeah so you're just kind of but anyway. got smelled the fat smell destroys. American fat smell I we got to stop. complaining about Indian smelling yeah. they have nothing on our American fat ah. yeah true American fat has like a. chemical component to it it's like it's. no there's no disgusting it was like. vaginal so bad yeah it's like fish like. e e yeah anyway what else is going on.

not much dude just [ __ ] uh that's all. I have to report I got an Uber with a. fat guy that's good a stinky fat fat. smell for real is I I would do I I would. do the streets of Kolkata any day over. like a hard even like a vague fat smell. that I'm like is that you're just going. yeah I've been looking for the drones. I've been keeping my eyes peeled out. here talked to an alien guy. how'd it go sick dude I I it was a pure. happen stance I I was like yeah I'll.

talk to an alien guy James foxy dude he. he did like he was actually a big time. alien guy didn't know he was like he did. like multi ton of documentaries he sold. to like different networks [ __ ] blew. my mind dude he was talking about do you. know about Camp penis in h Brazil Camp. penis it's Camp it's camp penas in Vin. Brazil I swear to God C penis is. in brail it's a Virginia or something. like. and dude it was he was talking he was. talking about the up uaps and he just.

hit the [ __ ] campaign Y and I was. like hold up bro. what he's my. Bas but yeah he was a man people [ __ ]. grabbed the this like alien craft. crashed in Brazil and this guy tried to. touch the alien to like bring him down. and two people who touched the aliens. died according to James. Fox I'm to I mean he got I was I went in. UAP totally a and now I totally believe. dude the truth is definitely out there. somewhere the truth is out there so yeah.

the uaps are having a moment right now. that's what I'm all about just people. having moments Lam's having a moment. right now why what Lam do he did KT Lam. did KT oh and when uh like two weeks ago. is it on air is it on YouTube I mean. yeah it's on YouTube and a dude dude he. a guy went on there with just his hair. was so [ __ ] up it was uh it was funny. he was doing the straight like grade. school comb down but he was losing it so. it was just like lines that he then took.

like some sort of marker mascara to like. cover this oh no dude he was like he. walked out and people literally laughed. it was a a Mothership full of people. laughed on site still had no idea he's. no clue he's just like okay cool and he. starts doing his jokes and uh and then. we just start you know we're just like. [ __ ] with him and then Tony convinced. him to shave his head so he actually. shaved his head in between the things. and he looked great he came out it was. like a really nice moment for like you.

know that like you on that show it's. just dudes it's just guys getting like. just beaten down yeah it kind of wears. on that guy got [ __ ] queery yeah dude. he. got he fully got Queer on don't kill. Tony you'd look so much better like. this he totally did and it was dude it. was like totally it was I I you know I'm. like okay I can't really see it. obviously I'm straight as hell but it's. like he was so right he was so right and.

it was like nice moment where I think he. like changed this guy's life and then. the dude he's like yeah come back in a. month we'll check back in with you the. dude signed up for the very next week so. you know those episodes Don't air right. away so he comes out gets in the bucket. pool which you know it was just. everyone's I was rigged but it's like. why would he pick that guy twice because. it didn't it didn't air so no one knew. what this guy was talking about so he. was just like by the way too after he. was on kill Tony he changed his. Instagram to like whatever his name is. on kill Tony so it's like it's just like. his whole life now like he comes out on.

kill Tony the next week beating like one. to 300 odds and just is like talking. about his shaved head and the whole. crowd's like what the [ __ ] are you. talking about because he's not really. funny at all he just completely blew. it but L was holding it down he did good. L is having a moment dude he did that uh. he was on stand up on the spot Lami is. totally having a moment right now good. yeah it's good to hear he better hurry. up because he's gotta move out get home.

you gotta put the boulder behind him. dude yeah it's coming it's coming. soon that's um I got do a bar yeah. that's it Billy broke his leg what did. you say I gotta do a bar crawl tonight. Billy broke his leg skateboarding not my. fault um so yeah dude there a lot G be. sick I'm a little jealous Bar Crawl will. be sick I my plan to eat a weed gummy to. slow myself down but we'll see I'm here. by my myself in this haunted [ __ ]. house you're by here Lonesome yeah my.

lady went home for a couple. days I'm just here in this [ __ ]. spooky ass house dude yikes I I'm afraid. the entire time I'm here yeah dude I was. scared the whole time I'm so scared the. entire time he told me it was [ __ ]. like the room haunted I was [ __ ] up. until like so scared it's an old house I. look outside there's the front porch is. right here so you can just just walk. somebody walks I think I see people the. entire time I'm looking out my window.

dude you might have a six sense the only. cure is bruis I know only cure is a. couple bruskies I'm like [ __ ] ghost. are real [ __ ] ghost S [ __ ] you're like. an old Farmer on his plot D so scary I. don't [ __ ] with old houses I don't like. them man they freak me out I don't like. old houses I'm like I like when someone. else is here true that's yeah that's. kind of nice by itself it gets very. spooky until they can grip by their. ankles and ripped out of bed you're like. dude you got to go you're haed no joke.

about that. dude call blizz I'm blizz sleep over. again that would actually be a funny. sketch to have paranormal activity but. the dude's too big and the ghost can't. budge him he's. like she doesn't even wake up he just. farts in his sleep and it goes like. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. dude. f starts jacking scary and the laundry. the laundry is in the basement. in the [ __ ] dude forget it original. basement it's so scary dude forget it.

dude I don't have a basement in my house. now is they don't have a lot of I guess. in Austin they don't dig down for. basement B but my garage has become the. basement I got at the end of the night. check if the garage door shut scared out. I get scared looking into my garage and. yeah it's scary there's definitely a guy. [ __ ] he's waiting in here the whole. time and I open the garage and it's like. you know you just see stuff in the dark. but I hear you bro yeah I took a took a. shower last night was terrified the. entire. time thought I heard stuff like six.

different times thought I heard. something dude I'll just be sitting here. playing Xbox and pause the game and. go all right go back to. playing I Gotta I gotta get back to. Austin I'm I'm ready yeah it'll be sick. man it's uh it be right in time for the. chilly weather right into the warm. that's fine with me yeah I'm excited. it's it's yeah excited to have you back. the driving range with gerby and oconor. today golf balls it nice that is nice G.

is a golfer it's very funny he's good. he's a he's a bagger yeah he's good he. is bagger B he was helping Chris was he. really yeah Chris is Chris is just. naturally good at it Chris is. dumbass like TJ Maxx and bought like a. golf outfit to go to the driving range. why he's wearing a [ __ ] glove what he. bought a golf glove he's got glove money. now dude crazy got that glove money.

season two money came in that does I I. see him as a d a glove guy though that's. that's that suits o Conor driving gloves. GL pops collar [ __ ]. fleece I was wearing this I was wearing. the Eagles hoodie and a and [ __ ]. sweatpants oh Conor did he he decided to. really just kind of get into his. whiteness. today yeah it's not hard it's not hard. to get him in there he's a New Englander. dude you know what I mean just three. quarter zip Golf Club he probably and. gin's [ __ ] Country Club's right. across from like a horse like an.

equestrian [ __ ] thing so there's. horses outside and was very white it was. a very white thing you got to join the. equestrian club and just Menace him on. the horse while he golfs D. yeah horse just pooting it his shirt off. and just be like. gby don't miss yeah watching gery be. actually good at golf piss me off dude. you if you just got to gallop by him on. a fence. like out the.

way yeah move. peasant I like to make fun of those. country clubs the poor country club he's. like you want to go to my course or the. other course I'm like I would never go. to your course dude it's for poor. people sh it's actually pretty. nice it's so yeah but it's so funny to. tell someone they belong to a poor. country club CU they [ __ ] people up so. bad like oh that one has kind of a poor. country club yeah this a poor people.

Country. Club he's like it's the only one that. led Jews in for a. while oh that's so Fu great yeah it's. pretty yeah man [ __ ] yeah. dude yeah I'm excited I'm I'm truly. excited to get back down there yeah dude. enjoy dude enjoy the holidays and you. know I'll be excited to have my [ __ ]. I'm back to doing nothing like we. finished yesterday was the first first. day without doing tires and it was. like yeah just woke up I jacked off so.

my girlfriend wasn't here D just jacked. off you needed that dude you needed a mo. you needed a moment that just finish I. haven't been able to treat myself in so. long it so [ __ ] sick dude it's crazy. when you take time off and you like blow. your mind you're like dude you're like. yo porn. rules so long porn so good dude. if you take time off it for real like. blows you you get like seventh grade. brain on porn if you like just really.

take time off you're like oh. [ __ ] was nice I think that lady's having. an orgasm oh yeah it's pretty cool [ __ ]. rolls so I got that on for me nice man. um other than that dude the big deal the. big deal for me is Friday heading out to. no D dude it's gonna be. sick and I'll have a guest with me be. that'll be aw awesome I'm excited I'll. be there we have a good we have a good. squad gone I know I think I'll be there.

at 4. P okay sick yeah might I might already. be over there so sick um yeah I'm. excited about it it's it's going to be. no Ain better not [ __ ] lose to. Indiana dude oh either way I'm GNA have. my long undies on because it's going to. be 17 degrees it's gon be so cold. definitely long undies and you know I'm. excited bro I can't wait be fun it is. going to be really cool and then uh the. problem is if they win that means I mean. I got to go to the Sugar Bowl dude you'd. they win I got to head down to New.

Orleans to watch them take on the. Bulldogs you have that would be actually. sick as [ __ ] Georgia Bulldogs yeah if. they win you might be good luck you. might be spending a New Year's Day in. Nola True um all right I'll let you go. all right bro good talk to you man going. go get some dinner and uh dude it was a. great talking to you and I I'll have. back my you know I have to I'll be able. to stop meeting people which you know. not my favorite thing to do in the world. I've had to meet people all month not.

the best of that but 2025 is we're back. it's just. [ __ ] didn't we put out like a best of. one year this. P pieces of. [ __ ] no we're good we're covered we're. good till the new year dude then we'll. just [ __ ] rip yeah I'm ex I'm I'm. super excited to get back to work with. you in a professional manner exactly and. dude let's let's think about now let's. just put out the best of again for this. year like the old one yeah put out well.

I don't know seconded. should back then might not they might. not hold. up true true true true um no I'm glad to. hear Lam Mer's doing well Gardini is in. a diaper Nate's doing well yep. everybody's doing good yeah Gardini as. H's messed up but I think he'll get. through it so we'll be all right it's. good he took care of it I would have. ignored whatever that problem was. dude did he he got a cyst on his ass. it's something like that yeah it's.

something bad Lam mer just had one of. those I had too I've had them before too. but everyone's getting cysts I didn't. have one I I didn't have one for a while. i' I've cleaned up my a Lam's burst into. a [ __ ] urgent care and he said it. smells yeah it's a wakeup call if you. and Lam Mer's [ __ ] are up to the. same thing you got to start switching it. up D got figure something. out uh all right all right bro I'll see. you bro thank you prize pick prize pick. thank you later bro goodbye let's get.

back to stunard dads you know you're not. actually supposed to use ice on injuries. who said that like the guy that came up. with the The Ice injury Theory it was. like like rest ice you know or I. whatever that he recently came out and. was like I was wrong about that what the. inflammation that you get when you get. an injury is actually your body like. like the platelets are rushing to heal. that injury you need yeah so you don't. want to you shouldn't be icing and. people were like [ __ ] that dog we're. icing we you know we've been doing this. and it works and he's like hey never.

mind never mind just ice a little I. guess really who but then but then if. the ice is heat good then if ice is bad. heat and movement you're supposed to. you're supposed to heal things with like. uh warmth because that helps the blood. rush and then movement of the thing so. that it doesn't get stagnant and uh like. like atrophy or whatever else happens to. Muses wait tell my wife that my wife's a. big icer I can't wait to B and then if. NE killing our children it is in their. brain it is in people like people when. you tell them that they're like that's. [ __ ] what you're saying is [ __ ].

it's like the same guy that told you the. ice is saying he got it wrong yeah he. was wrong yeah [ __ ] damn I wonder if the. hot shooter was trying ice and that's. why his back wasn't getting better he. was slowing down his platelets and had. to shoot a guy about. it yeah I'm so I don't know how I feel. about it everyone is celebrating him and. I'm like I I get that but I'm like is. that ultimately the best move to be like. yeah dude to prop some Shooters up D I. didn't I know much about the shooter at. all all I all I I kind of fixated on the. fact that he got away on a city bike.

really yeah that was the thing and I was. like damn City bike should use that in. their. advertising like that is dude he got. like he it was a it was a Citywide. Manhunt yeah for this guy how did he do. that without putting his credit card in. I thought that'd be like the most. traceable like if you took a lime. scooter away they' be like yeah there it. is feel like if the the urban kids. figured it out yeah they're able to hack. the system I feel like if you shot a guy. and you're trying to flee for you think. he was also Wheeling against traffic the. whole way he he was like riding the city.

bike with no hands the whole. time throw it off the trail giant. speaker in the basket yeah the city bike. getaway is pretty crazy yeah but I I. think he's probably not the first guy to. get away from a crime like you were. saying on a city bike but I wonder how. people hack those that's kind of nuts. people can hack lime scooters too you. can hack a lime scooter and do burnouts. on. it that's cool knowledge what do you. need you probably need like a flipper. zero or something for that I want a flip. zero so bad that it's like a little. hacking device you know what a flipper. zero is oh man it's this little like.

hacking device and it like it can. connect to like Bluetooth and like Wi-Fi. and like a bunch of other like uh like. nearfield protocols and [ __ ] and you can. like reprogram you can like take a hotel. Key and like duplicate it what is that. how people it has a physical key thing. where you you lay a physical key over it. and then you can match up the notches on. the little interface on the device and. then take that and get a key printed to. replicate yeah dude I want to commit. some felonies that be Co I want to do. some high crimes I would like going into. other people's hotel rooms yeah that. would be great number one traveling with.

your boys be so tight and really [ __ ]. with them petty theft dude you could go. crazy oh my God imagine imagine pulling. off a kidnapping prank on your boy in a. hotel that would be so sick that or just. a scare ultimate scare. prank would you go Supernatural jump on. them in bed sleep jump on jump on oh my. God imagine W you up your friend. screaming at the top of his lungs in. Pitch Black and a j it would be it would. be a JK. say come here boy give me that that. [ __ ] yeah let me get that ass.

real quick just choke him let him pass. out when they wake up like [ __ ]. kidding dude I didn't [ __ ] your ass yeah. you're passing out but I didn't [ __ ] you. I just [ __ ] jerked. you I jerked you a little bit just to. make it believable yeah stop crying do. yeah that would be terrify I'm like. always ready for that to happen in a. hotel room j a little no well I'm. already I'm trust me I'm taking care of. that but I'm covering my bases with that. but that's your rap whistle you're. already pre-. jerks so S no one's getting me up dude I.

plead it myself but the uh yeah like I. just hear like doors slam and I always. assume it's mine I'm always like yeah. I'm like ready for someone to try to bum. rush me do you ever have like the staff. knock on your door is that what bum. rushing is like getting your butt rushed. bum I don't know that's a good question. or maybe maybe bums of the old you know. bums of the old times just rushing you. like huh yeah I think bums used to like. World War Z people and just throw their. bodies at an obstacle I wonder what what. is a bum rush now I'm curious if some CU. if if it is like getting your bum rushed. I feel like that is the the most.

dominant fear as a man like having. anything penetrate your butt UNC. consensually for sure I think it's a. even consensually it's a big fear among. men but the uh I think the it's got to. be a military term if I had to guess. okay like b. .m like a or something. maybe yeah okay buono [ __ ] is. coming. down what's you mean is slang.

yeah probably in your book a bum russan. started in the 1920s that was that was. the Jack Black Book where bums they. didn't talk about bum russing but they. used to do a thing where they would take. migrant Farmers they would like catch. guys coming off of a like getting onto a. railroad from like working in like Utah. for a summer farming and then you'd have. all your wages for the entire season and. they have like homeless they were called. like the hobos or like the tramps or the. they called them y men back then yeah. which was because the Chinese people. when they saw homeless guys would call. him y they go yman yman and they for.

real you go the Chinese people like can. I have some food and they like Yak man. yeah but they they you know whatever but. they would like catch people who worked. imagine working for a whole summer. having all your money from that summer. and then a guy just coming into your. like train cart being like give me your. [ __ ] do I think that was all all. travel it was just like eventually you. were outside of anyone paying attention. and you have to worry about the highway. men exactly and well the railroad guys. would be in on it too cuz they would. team up with the bums and the bum would. be like show me give me let me in the. room and I'll split it with you and then.

they would take all your money and just. like you're like an immigrant farman. they would just kick you off the next. stop and you just end up in North Dakota. with no money and you were stuck back. then you were like there was no start. walking no go hundm you that's just. where you live from then on and you had. to just like pray to God that you didn't. die but you know how you know how like. the the the Chinese um they go Nega no I. didn't know that you know about that. yeah so they uh they uh that's their um. their um is is uh Nia so I'm wondering. if like that phrase came from like. Chinese people just being confused about.

black people and they just kept saying. God. what that's crazy I didn't know that I. knew they had a word that was close yes. it's their filler word when they're like. you know they're trying to figure out n. and then they when they finally get. their word three times in the genie. Shack sha Fu B I love sha br bro yo sh. I'm happy he's getting paid Papa John is. crazy him doing the papa I still can't.

get over that he Papa John said the N. word next thing I know Shaq just has. like a million dollars sum. him that's crazy Shaq Genie. yeah what about uh what about the subway. choking guy what do you think of that. case the subway choking guy got uh I. don't know the exact detail so was he. just so I saw the black lives matter guy. being like he was that clip I I will say. it's very sad but he was like they're. going to choke us for being loud yeah. not the best verbage brother I.

mean bold words as the movie theater. industry dies around us yeah we need to. do something about it that was kind of. great I was like come on man anything. else politely turning and that's not. working yeah dude but I don't know what. was the details was he threatening. somebody was he like think he got on the. train he said I'm ready to everyone's. been on the public transportation with a. guy that says I'm ready to die today and. then he was I think he made the threats. to everybody he identified himself as an. immediate threat damn and then the. gigachad jumped on his back and choked.

him out held him I never I don't know if. he ever actually choked him out I think. he just held him there for a long time. what and the struggle sort of uh it's. like a white belt [ __ ] spaz yeah hold. on so the guy died in a wrestling match. I mean right after it well you know that. from what though I don't understand. embarrassment from getting choked by a. white guy I don't think he got choked. depending on who you ask on Twitter it. was either a combination of like drugs. and hard living or it was uh you know. the the. guy strangle holding him for six minutes. dude there's so he was strangle holding.

he had the rear naked choke not fully. sunk dud here's my thing if you're going. to go nuts on the subway you got to be. wrestle ready yeah you know what I mean. and it's like you know I don't know he. didn't shoot the guy he wrestled him. right so it's like that is not great but. it's also like like dude here's my thing. if I if there's a homeless white guy. who's being a [ __ ] on the subway and. someone wrestled him and he. died I wouldn't even blink I all right. [ __ ] later dude yeah some of them go. that way you weren't wrestled already. some of them do go that way did you did.

you see the detail that uh when when I. guess the cops or the EMTs got there he. was still alive but they didn't want to. do CPR cuz he was yucky what yeah yeah. the the EMT showed up and got the ick. and they're kind of just like just you. know hang out here let's just bang on. his chest a little bit my thing is wake. up come on man wake up come on it's okay. you're okay you're okay yeah he was. already gone he's he's already gone yeah. like there there's a small percentage of. the black community that if lose a fight. to a white person they die it's over. yeah they just like obw yeah it's just. they disintegrate like blow into.

the yeah I mean again I I don't really. see for me it's like I don't know man he. was popping off yeah he kind he's. popping off and he got R play the game. he played the game he got wrestled. dangerous game and I mean if he was like. [ __ ] physically choking the guy out I. don't know here's the thing if a guy's. going on like threatening women like I'm. going to I don't was he just what was. the threat that's what that's a detail I. think it was like I I need resources and. I'm ready to kill and die for them. essentially I'm paraphrasing I need. fresh water and food [ __ ] it was like.

I'm starving and I need money and I'll. do anything for it and I'm ready to die. and I'm ready to kill or something like. that okay he was that was his terms he. was playing a game of life in that's. Rock Paper Scissors Shoot yeah throw. your head it is so funny for a guy to be. like yeah all right I'm gonna [ __ ]. choke this guy out but he might have. been getting people's faces my thing is. like say he did swing and like punch a. lady in the face if it was if it was. building up to that I me there was there. was an old Asian lady that was about. about that was only a matter of time old.

Asian lady got clocked you're saying he. was stopping Asian hate and he's a hero. he might know yeah it is funny too to. think that like you know if you have. some sort of martial arts training there. is something in the back of your mind. you constantly want to use it for good. but then you're you're also like judging. the situation where you're like you see. somebody aggressing you're like okay but. not that guy he's big you know and then. like he worth it yeah he finally met. like the situation the guy he'd be. willing to fight like sneak up on behind. and it all came like that's like yeah.

what are the odds I think that's a it's. a problem but it's like to build that. into like a social injustice I'm like. nah man that's a [ __ ] crazy homeless. guy who got wrestled yeah on the train. he died like that's that's not like a. systemic I mean again the guy I think. that's where the Public's going to go. with it too yeah I don't think nobody. really the guy got off he got yeah your. honor I'd like to plead [ __ ] around and. find out he [ __ ] around yeah he did he. [ __ ] around and he found out and those. were his terms I am willing to die you. what's going be crazy though is that you. he's going to get a like influencer.

boxing offer you think so absolutely. he's going to get like $10 million to. box like a cancelled like kick streamer. you think so like PewDiePie or. something here for it well they're. they're uh I saw a post recently that. was like their Shooters and it was KY. written house and they're like our. Shooters and it was like ripped. insurance guy. Luigi that's the most suspicious like. there's no way there's a guy a. 30-year-old guy named Luigi yeah that's.

so sus true that is kind of weird it I I. did see a lot of the Italians should be. ashamed of themselves I saw a lot of my. Italian compatriots being like we're. back baby it's like don't we up. disgusting don't don't yeah don't put. that on the pedestal you don't you don't. think there's not a part of you that's. like yeah let's go yeah I mean it's like. it's cool but it's like I I don't know I. don't know anything about that guy the. CEO of healthare like insurance compan. are [ __ ] brutal but I don't know. enough about that guy to be like yeah I. think he was uh probably responsible for.

or again I'm just reading tweets I think. he was responsible for uh like an. automated claim denial system that like. really started uh put the screws to. people yeah I that's terrible and then. there was also uh I I yeah I don't I. don't sympathize I don't empathize for. the guy at all I get it like I do get it. but I'm going damn dude if a bunch of. people start CEO. spazzing that's [ __ ] what would that. look like let just replace them with. other CEOs and all those guys who are. shooting people it's going to be the. worst job in the world you're going to.

be forcing people in the corner offices. and they're going to be like grabbing. onto the walls no one's going to want to. be a CEO take the [ __ ] stock option. you can't do this to me family my here's. my problem with it all of those dudes. would love to also be a CEO who are. shooting CEOs they like Yo dude we're. going to put you cor inner office a. million dollars a year they're going to. be like well saying sweet yeah they are. that is take charge attitude M like. shooting somebody we like hacker that. gets hired by the FBI it's like we like. what you. got you're just sitting in a corner off.

with a gun every day waiting for your. match well it's going to be CEO there's. going to be so much security Now like. schools need people with guns CEOs you. know yeah my school just had a lock my. kid school just had a lockd down he was. lacking yeah door lacking like a. m but these are also the pull yourselves. up by the bootstraps people where like. lacking is your responsibility dude I. couldn't agree more you can't be [ __ ]. lacking don't let me catch you lacking. every time I take my trash out I'm not I. mean I'm not packing I'm walking around. just being like I'm always ready for the.

bum rush it's just unfortunate reality. but I am for real anytime I take the. trash out at night I'm like what you're. saying couldn't be me couldn't be bro. yeah must never me mustn't be me I still. like when I open the door I kind of will. peek that's how you get someone you open. the door and pl yeah kind of like look. out see who it is I'm not dude can't be. me I mean I could get got anyone can get. got but I'm really trying not to get got. like that why' your kids school get. locked down somebody wrote a note on a. on a gym locker stall that they're going.

to shoot the school up and they wrote it. was like a day and then that day was. crossed out and then next to it was the. next day oh [ __ ] little rain date yeah. yeah sure got a lot going on that day on. Tuesday I'm going come back on a. Wednesday at school I got a doctor's. appointment I. can't supposed to get a lollipop new uh. fortnite battle pass drops that day so. I'm going I'm going to give myself 24. hours with that yeah so there's a for. real that that was was that the first. time you guys ever had like a school. shooter yeah yeah it was a big lockdown.

and uh they wouldn't let the kids leave. their classrooms and uh some of the kids. were pissing their pants cuz they. wouldn't let them go to the bathroom. what uh my son's classroom figured out. that they would put a trash can in the. closet and he just pissed in the trash. can and my son was so pumped that he got. Theiss how long was this lock down like. three days no it was like a whole school. day they kind of jealous I'm kind of. jealous that like the kids of today get. to do like lock down tough in front of. the girls I would wish I had that. opportunity be like yeah let that. [ __ ] come in here bro whipping. my doong out and be like ladies I got.

you don't worry you're sharpening the. metal Edge on your ruler yeah dude they. they my son in my son's classroom they. barricaded the door and like some of the. the boys picked up weapons and they were. like waiting for they were like wishing. a [ __ ] would I was I was born in. the wrong era dude yeah that would have. been so sick he's rallying the Bros and. like bro I'm going to [ __ ] this guy up. so bad got all hying in the room waiting. for. just cross just be. like give me a kiss where I got the.

battle babe yeah I'm going to go take a. [ __ ] I'm going to go take the handle off. the broom and break it in half I was. kind of boring for this you might not be. able to tell about looking at me my. dad's. black you would know from talking to me. believe it or not but there's no uh. there was no suspect or anything they. got one they got a suspect it was it was. in the girl's locker room so it was a. chick it was a nerd nerds now are like. like uh Middle Eastern guys after 911. you know what I mean those guys would. fly every what the [ __ ] there a note.

like that everyone's looking at every. nerd like yeah oh you have a bad day. dude yeah fess up to what you did yeah. you got an anime Trapper Keeper we got. to watch this gu why are kids getting. bullied like that anymore is just just. like pure nerd rage yeah I think it's. just rage I think it's a move it's a. Vibe yeah bullying I don't think buling. a just just felt it A vibe someone gets. on like yeah this is this is a viable. thing I can just be this some there's. Goths there's bu or school shooter guys. I'm just going to [ __ ] wild out yeah. it's a parents fault your kids think. it's your [ __ ] parents fault there's.

no way dude if your kids are like I'm. gonna [ __ ] shoot this [ __ ] up. it's like it's purely the parents yeah. there's not enough at home to rebel. against anymore like parents parents. aren't giving you know that's a new rock. and roll. yeah shooting up at. school did my parents I can't shoot up a. school yeah listen to a One Direction. album backwards is like do it get yeah. gun loose it's so annoying I wish I I. hopefully this fad dies yeah shooting up.

the has it been one in a. while oh well may any wood not we're. definitely in a slow season I think it's. been chill or they're just not reporting. them but yeah I think they get reported. every time it's yeah it's a r a heav. it's a heavily reported it might be. overly reported yeah no I I think the uh. yeah I think once I get it's like the. main driver of pharmaceutical. advertising sales they need they kind of. are like hoping for one it could be a. close a that could be a close loop. system yeah I I don't know cuz I think.

there's um the last time I followed it I. I got kind of numb to the school. shootings but then I I saw there was a. lot of like um involvement from a. community that people are hesitate to. met there were saying the last like two. I think have been Trans Am So then that. like it took on a thing and everyone's. like I don't want to talk about this. anymore that was just my look I'm might. put a value judgment on it but I did. hear that was going on and people. started being like let's not talk this. is just UNC probably a lot of overlap in. the in the the pool you know the the. path of the school shooter and the path.

of. the early. trune TR the [ __ ] you know I mean the. the young. uh no please go on my brother please. elaborate on this it's all just autistic. kids yeah I think so I think so I think. just deep autism yeah and they had like. My Little Pony for a while that was an. option can we cure that part of autism. there's got to be a way you just give. them enough Sonic to Hedgehog that they. don't hurt anybody we got to drop the.

new. Sonic we got to drop the new Sonic. dude for peace we should just totally St. F like state fund the Sonic franchise. put Sonic in a pill and give it to them. every. day otherwise they turn pure a. but Sonic aill. I dude Sonic is so unbearable to watch. except for people who have autism it's. crazy yeah you I I you can't pay me.

enough to watch Sonic dude I'm like I. want nothing to do with the movie I. don't think I don't know if they like. think it's good but they it gets them. very. horny true there's there's like a pretty. I don't I don't know what the percentage. of the population is but there's kids. with there's no more compelling thought. than Sonic the Hedgehog being pregnant. holy. [ __ ] their eyes are just glass over for. like ific chunks of the day they're just. like what if Tails got Sonic pregnant. that would be pretty cool like yeah I. guess I could doodle.

that Sonic's a boy I know that's what. makes it so. interesting I was laughing I was driving. I think last night thinking about this. how like you know every it takes. thousands of years for people to. organize themselves like with the. ability to like gather enough resources. so they can like philosophize and get. abstract word we've gone through the. Greek society got themselves Romans and. we have America did that like a pretty. short period of time time and we're it's. funny we're just sitting around as being. like what if I chopped off my. panis what if Sonic was pregnant just.

wasted just like so many battles and. hardships yeah so you think the trans. Community are just modern day. philosophers I mean it's it's a part of. Phil of a thriving and robust Society. they're a symptom of it yeah it's not. even just them there's like philosophers. of gender studies and there's you know. there's like other philosophers they're. like the athetics they're like actually. doing it they're like in the cave. meditating chopping off their penis yeah. yeah that's like a big thing it's like a. it's just like we you know we like. handled matter in ancient Greek time and. now we're up to like what to do with our. dicks and [ __ ] like what should we.

really do with this you're always on the. next tip what's after. this what's after what to do with our. dicks and [ __ ] mhm I don't know or is. that it that's it we're in the end game. I don't no never on the final frontier. or you have to start worrying about what. what what like I should worry about what. you should do with your dick and [ __ ]. we're moving through that right now yeah. we're we're next is going to be our. brains by the way could be if noral link. takes off or whatever competes with. noral link it's we're going to forget. about dicks and [ __ ] for a while and. like what we do with our brains be big. on our brains actually the dick and. [ __ ] are just going to be getting in.

the way of like having direct access to. the chemicals in your brain that'll be. like the static on your satellite dish. when you're getting boner you'll be God. damn it I can't [ __ ] remember. everything [ __ ] turn it off shut it off. it's [ __ ] up my. neuralink you just get snow it's like. you're just reciting like every single. king of every European country and. you're. like [ __ ] hard as hell again that's. going to be crazy crazy giving over your. entire nervous system to the cloud just. so you could have access to Wikipedia in. your mind be very tight it's going to be.

really [ __ ] up it will be [ __ ] up. yeah I think because it'll never stop. because every new invention changes the. world a little bit so that you then have. a new conception of the world which. leads to new inventions which new. conception it's a spiral twin Helix then. there's like genetic modifications so. that your babies can just come out the. man I don't know dude I I think I think. people are going to get I think it's. already happening where people are. getting real into like pseudo Farm life. people are going to probably dial it. down like the new generation is going to. get into like follow a lot of. homesteaders on YouTube yeah it's going. to be that for a while but with the. neuralink I know how to grow my crowd I.

don't know I honestly don't know I think. we'll get we will get over like the. whole kind of like cu the the argument. is not even so much like the physical. chopping off your penises and stuff it's. like does your penis actually Define you. as like an identity that's the question. it's a deep philosophical question you. know who asked that I would say my. personality is much bigger than my. penis okay man don't sell yourself sure. okay no but that's the question of our. time does it actually it's one of them. does your genitalia actually have like.

is there like a reality that the type of. genital you have dictates the the kind. of the way you'll be in some sense or is. it totally a blank slate yeah I think. we're I think we're like to take a step. back it's like the way you need to. come dictate that more you know and we. just have to be talking about like. reverse calg girl yeah it's like however. like whatever way getting blown from. behind suck the back sucked from the. back dumbed yeah like maybe maybe maybe. puff maybe p didy is a victim maybe he. just achieved so much status that like.

he could start exploring all the. different ways he needed to come you. know yeah victim of his own success. you're saying or like for sure for sure. victim of his own maybe of society's. constraints you know like maybe he's not. gay maybe he's just like he got to the. point where it's like I need to come. right now there are no women in the room. there there is a there is a a wormhole. there's like a a quick like um if you're. getting that much puss he was probably. getting you can easily hit a wormhole. and Go full gay like it's not I agree. that it isn't his fault in that regard. where it's like I mean if you have your.

fourth like I mean what's Nana that's. Nirvana for ultimate [ __ ] guys you. reach the the final and you go I was it. was gay the whole time yeah I was it was. just all it was just all gay you. transcend Body Soul it probably doesn't. even feel gay huh it doesn't even feel. gay it's just like a it's like. convenient you're like hanging out with. your boys and you need to come and you. don't want to stop hanging out with your. boys yeah true so you sliping a little. pause the PlayStation real quick dog we. got to do this we got to.

69 cuz that was like the cool boarders. era too pausing cool boarders at. 69 with like a dude in the baggiest. pants I don't know puff man I'm about to. hit the. 1080 yeah the uh it's that's a fair. point it's like you know he but again. there there was all the deception you. know like the drugging potentially I. don't know yeah but even even that. probably gets to a point where it's like. consent getting.

boring for P Diddy obviously P didy. philosophizing so philosoph I love. consent consent is my favorite thing I. I'm not at I'm not at the P Diddy level. and I probably never will be so I'll. never be able to like figure out whether. or not like consent could get born but. like P didy everybody wanted to [ __ ] him. he was having no problem [ __ ] anybody. he wanted to [ __ ] and he was like this. sucks yeah I need I need to I need. excitement I need excitement back need a. challenge maybe he was waiting for. someone to say no like I think I think a.

lot of these people they he pressured. them to go along with it but I don't. think any of them were just like I'm not. really into it man like full stop yeah I. think he was thinking eventually what. wasn't invented at that time was period. so you remember period so it wasn't it. wasn't like full stop yes exactly we. didn't have that yet that technology. wasn't invented we had talked to the. hands no one talked to the hand. that was just to slow somebody down yeah. yeah you can move right that's a.

yellow talk to him was yellow yeah it's. a yellow light and then you be like as. if as if. as right now your. dreams it was we didn't know how to say. no back then didn't exist dude the word. the you know the word the' is unique to. uh I think Western languages not all I. think there might be some other cultures. that have the word the or some like uh. equivalent to it but like there's a lot. of other cultures that don't have the. and the wordthe allows you to bring.

other like like verbs and adjectives. into a noun State and Abstract things. that other cultures can't do you're. making me Furious for no no think about. that I refuse think about good good is. an adjective but you can say the good. and it turns into like a noun that you. can kind of abstract and kind of think. like what is the good what is good. actually kind of I thought it was kind. of sick so EAS languages don't have the. some I don't think some do yeah like. like uh. 10,000 years of spoken language to. figure it out they forgot the they. forgot the and forks they didn't know it.

it just wasn't there just like we just. learned no for real in. 2020 we didn't know what it was yeah but. yeah dude they don't have the that. [ __ ] freaked me out Native Americans. were like all verbs I like that it was. kind of I kind of like that I don't know. how sick is the though dude how sick is. the the's pretty sick I I was just. bugging out on that the other day I was. like damn I didn't very high thought to. see if in your mind you could Define the. word the yeah that's what I'm saying D. like it's like I I is like crazy me no.

that's me yeah but some cultures don't. some cultures don't use I really yeah. some like uh African like tribal. cultures they don't like they don't have. uh like ownership of things because it's. like it's all like a community based. culture so they don't have an eye so. they they speak in things where it's. like um they like you said they don't. have the either but they speak in things. almost as if it is the cuz it's like a. community yeah but that's different. that's a collective ath is just like.

that thing that thing over there yeah. but they don't have what about that yeah. that right. there about. that. nah N I ain't having. that. damn bring that ass over here. no what the hell are you talking about. and is [ __ ] no was that the first no he.

just did yeah. no it is s it is suck like it sucks cuz. you're are like you know we're all. organisms seeking pleasure and it does. like to have that like no you have to. just be like and you got to stop your. whole horny body and be like I'm fine. it's actually no is violence against. [Laughter]. men curse you in your evil. Bells what is the know even anyway let's. bring this into the abstract.

realm this no you speak of what is it. well Jesus Christ God damn it dude all. right well I think we did it where are. we at here about oh only 50 what are we. at here we got plenty of time an hour n. oh an hour nine I'm looking at that. fitty going what the hell I been. definitely an hour I could feel it in my. bones feel in my [ __ ] bones. what you guys have anything burning on. your minds you want to talk about. um did you no I just have a bunch of. dumb [ __ ] I've been scrolling past in my.

head it's not only the most [ __ ]. stuff i' like to hear it at least did. you hear about the teacher that uh all. the kids were being bed and she said no. one can go to the bathroom anymore and. all the kids pissed themselves and she. got fired what yeah no yeah I think. they're all the kids were like your. girl's age how bad what like little. little kids yeah he was like that I told. you guys I told you guys to calm down. and now no one can go to the bathroom. and all the kids piss their pants and. the teacher got fired yeah of course. dude a whole class pissing themselves is. crazy that is crazy like after one piss. you'd be like all right you guys can go. to the bathroom again oh that would Su.

be the first piss dude you're all. tapping your feet on the floor not. trying to be the first pisser dude I. think I would have jumped on the chance. to be the first pisser really like. that's a that's a green card for piss in. your pants yeah when you're a little kid. that's like yeah all right I I like four. or two was that how old were the kids. like four two I get to piss my pants and. my Mommy can't get mad at me yeah also. little kids if you're like got to piss. your pants it's not that off the table. like you're saying they're like I knew a. kid in second grade that pissed his. pants in school and he had to change. schools yeah that second grade is crazy.

but if you're talking like four year. two-year-old four is a little much but. two two-year-olds will piss they don't. give a [ __ ] dude yeah I know they're on. their like Chloe's on her potty uh potty. training right now but like if I were to. be like I'm gonna wait till you pee your. pants she'd be like all right [ __ ] pee. your pants [ __ ] you change them [ __ ]. and like dude [ __ ] having to change all. those kids at once must have sucked. what would you rather do change 18 kids. peed pants or have a hundred guys have. sex with.

you get piss in his. eyes he was crying that's a lot of piss. that's a lot of piss that's more piss. than 100 CS oh the smell the the. smell 100 CS or 100 pisses smell it be. like 18 pisses. or or 100 cups that's a that's a that's. a it's a dank smell was dense it is very. dense it's like a medieval.

Tavern the combination of both that's. medieval Tavern 18 pisses and 100 [ __ ]. oh man 100 [ __ ] is crazy there were no. 100 [ __ ] in medieval times that was one. you don't think so 100 comes yeah the. entire Village had to split that in a. year they'd have to burn the village. down here that was like you get like two. throw torches on your thatched roofs. yeah you'd be out by yourself dude if if. if you had a medieval guy smell 100 [ __ ]. yeah they would like fall to their knees. and be like my God no everything smelled.

back then true everything did smell that. butcher they might not even notice 100. coms true they might not have the. Tannery on the edge of the you know. Village [ __ ] reeks do you think. medieval people smelled their [ __ ] like. they would bust a load and be like taste. it yeah my God cuz it probably wasn't. gay in medial times to taste your [ __ ]. yeah you had to get through the winter. you had to ingest a little bit of it. yeah true you know what I mean like. there wasn't like a thing being like. that's when guys suck each other they. didn't know about that so they're. probably like big time well do you think.

do you think they called each other gay. back then or was that off limits I don't. think you could I mean I don't know I. think that was like crazy bro you're. making some pretty serious accusations. right now yeah I'm actually going to run. this Pitchfork through your body if you. say that. again I don't know what you I don't know. what you're doing with like your voice. and like smiling right now like they. didn't know laughing at all that' be. such a sick use of time machine to. travel through time and call people gay. and just see how they react and take. notes walk like a gay ass then be like.

excuse. me and You' have to explain like no I. think I'm accusing you of having sex. with another man like it would freak. them out they couldn't even. conceptualize it just hit him with a 69. the crops weren't stable enough to. ponder. gay still eating rabbits and [ __ ] dude. that' be so funny yeah that' be pretty. wild there's that guy I can't stop. watching his videos on YouTube he has a. convenience store on the south side of. Chicago and he does gay he like calls. like he'll like just do like gay he'll. insinuate that black dudes are gay and.

dude I hand them a pink lighter when. they it's a full medieval spaz yeah the. pink lighter I can't stop talking about. y one of one of those convenience stores. a guy was doing that and somebody left. got in their truck and drove into that. convenience store really yeah it. happened just recently yeah got he's. playing he's playing too much yeah he. was playing way too much that's my thing. it's like oh this is Injustice it's like. yeah bro you're [ __ ] around I got. your ass yeah yeah. he found out he [ __ ] around he found. out yeah but now what do you think that. was like real you think that was. staged the the truck yeah they could.

have been like let's get the numbers. dude you get the insurance claim. although someone's going to jail for. that if you hit the [ __ ] yeah you run. into the [ __ ]. snacks you crunch all the snacks jerk. snacks yeah you can't crunch not from. not from the community you [ __ ] up the. snack that's going to be a big thing. though convenience store because it is a. funny idea you get because the. convenience store is just like you know. a convenience store in the hood you're. making what like a maybe maybe a. thousand bucks a day I knew someone who. ran a convenience store in like I don't. know wherever the [ __ ] it was like uh.

like Oak Lane somewhere they they were. like breaking down like the numbers of. the convenience store it wasn't crazy. you it like you make a living but like. you can make way more my whole point is. you can make way more doing the streams. so if you're using this the convenience. store just for the streams you probably. can make way more you ever watch like. the YouTube guys that run laundromats. they make that look pretty attractive no. how that how what do they do with that. they just go they go around they collect. all their quarters and [ __ ] and they go. here's how much money made and they. count a bunch of money and they go all. right man thanks for checking out the. video see you guys next. time yeah they break down like the. economics of having a laundromat and all.

their locations or vending machine guys. watch those to vending machine what's. the numbers what are they how much are. you pulling in from the laundromat uh I. don't know like I think I've seen people. where they were like I made $3,000 this. month that's passive income you know. what I mean but then I think they. probably do better from being a content. creator yeah true but it's also but. they're coin Rich which is sick that is. cool being coin rich is nice. yeah Scrooge MCD always want to do that. I being coin rich is actually kind of. nice so just to hear it you don't have a.

money counter you just have like a coin. one of those coin counters Coin Star in. your house that'd be a great sound to. have in the background did you ever hit. the penny arcade or like the coin star. The Coin Star I lived on the coin star. for a stretch there [ __ ] rules dude yeah. you ever get $40 from a coin star and be. like a thank God yeah it's awesome it's. the saving your change I I I love. there's no better feeling when that when. that receipt prints out and your. checking account is. overdrawn that's like that is it's. Indiana Jones grabbing the Hat under the.

door babe good news I can get home from. work. today yeah I did I didn't like the. grocery store ones cuz they did take. their cut and I'd always be like these. [ __ ] but uh TD Bank had Penny. Arcade that was free if you had a TD. Bank account okay yeah I remember that. that was and you could guess you could. guess your total w a lollipop one time. did you really hell yeah I got one time. I got close enough for the gave me like. a hat or some [ __ ] and I was damn a. hats my day but yeah I got I got. something nice I might have counted it. beforehand too I might have cheated oh.

feel that hurts you know can you edit. that out don't let them know that I. cheated that that puts me in a really. negative light I kind of lump my. quarters up in way to give me a you know. educated guest yeah my like d what are. we [ __ ] psychic how the hell we going. to know how many coins we have d as long. as you know in your heart that you. didn't count single one no sick saving. ones save all your ones and after like a. month dude you're like holy [ __ ] dude. dude I keep aaga will change do you. really I love having change on I don't. know what it is really yeah I'm jealous. you like the jangle yeah I just like I.

like I like being able to like pay for. things in exact amounts yeah you know. does feel good or but I never use I. never use like money currency anymore I. always my yeah me too I was always. jealous of those guys could be like here. I'm going to give you this give me back. the whole dollar and i' always be like. how did you [ __ ] do that Matthew that. fast that's crazy that's a baller move I. never I was always like yeah you win. here's your dollar I don't know how this. work I don't even know if I gave you the. right change but yeah here you go see. how much change I have on me right now. what you working with where'd you get. that change from did you fly with that. change or did you break the bill.

I to empty the thing into my hand so. look I'm I'm I'm I'm I'mma show you guys. both and you're going to estimate let me. make sure I have all the change wait you. flew with that change I flew with that. change come on man that's crazy my high. club. dog you ready you ready that change. that's your peek I got a tiny peek I got. a tiny peek I think a do 75 $175 oh [ __ ]. I just saw a second little bit yeah yeah. yeah you you saw it the second time too. right yeah all right so what's your. what's your can I can I change it yeah.

225 225 uh I'm going to go with one. cent there's one wait what's your. guess 22. 225 let's go. to two [ __ ] 275 oh damn it yeah I got. that second look I said that's about 220. that's $2 range that was all well done. man he you know my hats off to you man. you want Fair. Square what are you going to do with.

those I don't know I just I just always. have a pocket full of change like cuz I. never use it anymore I never it's a good. reason to have it. on yeah you see one of those mechanical. horses you're like I'm feeling like. rying. today getting the tiny fire engine at. the supermarket got to put you in the. lell I'm always ready though oo it's. green dude I can I can pop in the arcade. right now you'd be trying to find. dollars and stuff and TR they don't do. coins in the arcade don't act like I. fall out on a power C please I'll get. $180 on that I don't care what you say.

on this podcast don't act like it won't. ball out on a power car dude. crazy I actually just got bowled out on. a power card the other day yeah no it. was some other type of like a similar. bowling arcade place and a lot of the. machines weren't working I was I almost. wanted to talk to somebody like dude. you're what the [ __ ] kind of operation. you're running here you have to get in. someone's face about that yeah power. card [ __ ] janky as hell not working. on this [ __ ] the stop sign cuz it's not. scanning and you're running again my God. I'm going are you taking my points right.

now excuse me I'm trying to play Fruit. Ninja I I spent $200 on Fruit Ninja and. it's not. working well get someone who can trying. to play four-way ping pong with my. four-year-old daughter and it's not. working nothing worse than a a [ __ ] up. air hockey table that'll make me that's. depressing that like do you guys care. about anything yeah the half of the. thing is not even blowing air dude I get. pissed when I put the puck down bro a.

dead spot in the air it's [ __ ] up some. [ __ ] [ __ ] dude no one cares about. anything anymore man yeah it is. upsetting a customer service sucks now. uh it's crazy yeah it's so [ __ ] bad. almost everywhere you go I'm astonished. if someone's like just even mildly. Pleasant I'm like what the [ __ ] yeah to. become a CEO you're want to get shot. dude be careful watch out. yeah customer service has taking a uh a. hard nose dive that's almost more. understandable like you heard like a. cashier got shot like well you know.

they've been acting up did they GRE the. guy actually I think those guys actually. do get shot a. lot they do by the bad man yeah shooting. a cashier is. crazy yeah but they be tripping they. sometimes act like you can't shoot them. I think the guys who shoot them come in. be like I'm going to shoot this. [ __ ] and take all this. money the cashiers do pop off they do. they pop off too much I mean I think. about it you are like the power of money. just flows through you all day yeah did. you ever see the a phone store guy that.

they tried to Rob and he stabbed one of. the kids to death what yeah okay. everyone else has seen it yeah these two. kids come into like a phone store or. something and they like try to jump over. the counter and grab all the [ __ ] and. the guy running the place pulls out a. knife and grabs one of the kids and one. the other kid runs and he just starts. stabbing him and the kid just like. bleeds out on the floor and he's going. I'm dead I'm dead have you never seen. that video I don't know I've seen videos. like that it's pretty funny I I saw I. have seen a stabbing video I didn't know. it was a phone yeah he died though he.

definitely yeah he died yeah and the the. cashier posted the video himself like. you know they tried it they found they. found out what was up did he get in. trouble I think he they try I don't know. if he was convicted or anything like. that I mean did a few did he have that. thing a kid have that thing on him I I. don't know I don't I think the one that. got away did yeah yeah I don't think the. one that was on yeah yeah seen those. videos where they shoot uh shoot guys. that like come up behind 7-Eleven they. blast them it's just just 40,000. comments like that's what you get yeah.

that's what you get and it's like yeah I. mean if you're it's a dangerous game you. ever see Indian guys defend a 7-Eleven. that's cool yeah pry there's a really. good one where a guy comes behind the. cast behind the counter and they just. start hitting him with like brooms and. [ __ ] they're not really doing any damage. but like they're definitely getting some. Indian aggression out yeah yeah yeah. true you blood you [ __ ] bastard they. with [ __ ] bastard over. he he pulled off he had to get he was. like going ham he to get pulled off true. throw some [ __ ] taquito at him just. scalding. [Laughter].

hot throw molten cheese in his ears. medieval torture they should have the. cheese barrels just come down oh that. would be so sick when castles have. defend the line defend the line come out. the hood goes crazy on you. dude you have to barricade yourself in. there yeah that's hey man yeah if you. can't be an arm robber you get killed. that's live by the sword Died By The. Sword M yeah pretty honorable yeah I I. don't I don't uh I don't know what it is. maybe I'm I'm just [ __ ] up but I don't.

get um riled up all the stuff people. getting riled up about online like and I. just see it I go like okay I'm in the. mode I just get it's all an abstraction. I don't know I don't know that guy I. stay in eye mode eye mode yeah a big eye. guy yeah I just watched that [ __ ] and. I'm like I don't know I was like we guy. but how do you feel you shouldn't be. having a reaction to it uh it's it's. almost like abstract information it's so. far from you it there's almost no way it. can impact you it's none of my business. it's a huge mistake to constantly just. be seeing stuff and be like you know.

it's it's it's for real like a mental. disease but then but then there's like. the thing but then there's the spaz. about the reaction because the black. lives matter guy was calling for black. Vigilantes and then people are like can. you [ __ ] believe this and it's like. oh yeah it's all the same shut up it's. people spazzing out people in Bots. you're all dipping in the same punch. bowl yeah exactly it's like well. actually we're upset now we're deeply. offended and it's like dude get the [ __ ]. out of here yeah go take a walk get a. [ __ ] life dude get a [ __ ] life. dude get a [ __ ] it's not going to. it's I don't know I it's just that [ __ ]. [ __ ] B he's going a PS5 man just get.

a PS5 and shut the [ __ ] up yeah do. something man just go [ __ ] I don't. know do something else and read it I. can't believe a lot of it's fake but I I. really I think people are genuinely. reading it and like engaging and. freaking out being like this oh [ __ ]. this is [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah it's it's. half people being tricked by the dead. internet and the other half is Bots you. know what is the dead I I've never. really had that explain to me was I. talking to you or Swim about it swim I. think I was talking to Tom about it that. internet theory is that like almost. everything you see online is not real. it's not real people and then when you.

see real people engaging with it you. kind of look at them like that's all. you're you're being tricked do either. you guys go on Facebook. still every now and again I don't I. don't really post that much what's. popping on Facebook I I'm I'm mostly on. Facebook Marketplace that's yeah. Facebook Marketplace is kind of nice. characters there yeah that's kind of. nice I I I went off of Facebook for the. longest time and I I went back on like. here and there cuz people like oh I. messag you on Facebook and every time I. get back on there I'm like oh my God. it's like it feels like a ghost town to. me I like I like look at it for uh.

seeing my boys celebrating wins and I. like those posts and as soon as I see. something complaining I get right off. Facebook yeah Facebook's CRA is that I. can't believe it's still going on there. just's nothing happening over man it's a. dead zone how's the comedy Philly Comedy. Network on Facebook is that still people. spazzing out no clue haven't checked no. there was uh I saw cuz I saw uh one was. uh laam mer is still lording over it is. he really is he still is he still hold. the rein of that thing think so yeah. yeah he might it was uh the dude the.

black comic that also used to drive Cavs. or maybe as a taxi driver M he put. something up and people went Ham on him. and I was just like I got I can't yeah. I'm out of here I I might go back to the. Philadelphia Comedy Network and like. start some sort of multi-level marketing. comedy thing or like you guys want a big. podcast you might have to get in line. I have internet lessons and have people. sign up and just rip dude I like the Haw. Tua thing too the coin what do yeah the. coin HW Tua released her own cryptocur.

cryptocurrency and then just she rug. pulled them you think she rug pulled or. you think she I don't think she had any. idea what was happening I think to to. right now I don't think she's learned a. single thing about it yeah yeah she was. rug pulled as well there could have been. dudes she benefited from it yeah she. probably made money but there's probably. dudes who are like we're going to set. all this up for you it's like they're. doing it to like they done it to like. MMA fighters they're just it's like a. roving horde of like Tech wiggers in in. California why do what's the draw to be. like this is a unique coin it's going to. ride it's like a Penny Stock B they go. look there's no better way to capitalize.

on all the recognition that you're. getting you it's never been a hotter. time for you what we can do this is. we're going to build a community it's. going to be like a financially. independent Community around your. identity and you can't lose you know. what I mean and then uh like the first. day the price shoots up they rug pole. and then the celebrity is standing there. like what the heck thank you for the 15. million dollar but everyone's really mad. at me everyone's pissed they're the best. of people who are like I lost my life. savings in the hack I don't believe I.

don't believe that's any I can't believe. those it's got to be a bot yeah or. although you be surprised there's people. probably like it's a no-brainer yeah the. same Beanie Baby people what happened. Beanie Baby they like people that. thought beanie babies were like the way. of the future so they invested their. life into Beanie Babies the original. yeah those same people are the people. that are like this Hawk Tua can't lose. yeah it's too big to fail they talk to. like a Pog advisor and he's like. look babies are hot right now you see.

like a 10-year-old did a meme coin and. it got he got like $30,000 I was like I. got you like cashed out and right now I. think he might be in big trouble but. then I think I think and then I think. they they boosted that so like he could. have made like $12 million if he didn't. like rug pole in the first you know hour. or so I mean how could you blame a. 12-year-old that' be you should meme. coin that'd be tight mcoin rug pole. would be nice you call it rug. pole like I'm going to tank dollar sign. rug.

pole I don't know how that works but you. need you would need your own independent. blockchain for that or is that just like. what even is. it nobody knows I mean the Bing you. their money and you're like oh look it's. up yeah I don't think anyone's like. inventing new technology I think they're. just like copy and pasting the framework. of every other coin and then you just. give it a cool name and have like an. endorser and that's that's all you need. really not bad you could probably do it. yourself there's probably some YouTube. videos for how to do it what if I turned. it into an nft now we're talking that's.

old and busted is it really that's Dusty. talking Your Meme coin into an nft yeah. I never understood that people like no. you can just start one you can do like a. picture and then you like sell it for. $30,000 yeah yeah I never understood. that I can agree no one's paying. $330,000 for anything I can produce I. might be surprised for like a drawing or. something or an internet that'd be crazy. I don't think any of none of them were. like great art I think it's it's like. they want to be on it's attached to you. you. know crazy crazy you got to meme up yeah.

I should meme coin time to go crazy me. meme coin. rugpom out the game I'm going to rug po. that's the whole point of this no you. have to promise that you won't though oh. right I definitely won't but then I will. no there was okay so there was the the. way that they uh argued back was that. they said they weren't rug pulling they. were saying other people were driving up. the price so they could you know uh dump. dump real quick yeah and so pump and. dump I guess and so but even if that is. the case what they did was they had a.

high transaction fee for all the. purchases so the even if they weren't. the ones doing the rug pull they were. getting 15% on on every transaction so. they still pocketed you know $20 million. or whatever really yeah even even if. they didn't do what everyone is saying. that they did well I don't know I'm just. going off what coffee Zilla said true. thank you coffee yo shout out coffee. Zilla man shout out Zilla yeah yeah it. is uh I mean again it's like I no. disrespect to the Tua but it's.

like it's a non it's like a non product. it's like a non it's like an offshoot of. like a. weird like there's no real value people. are no one wants products anymore man. we're past that true we're in the new. phase yeah we just want to like monetize. weird personalities and just be like. [ __ ] people just want to think about a. weird thing and then have money assigned. to it that's all yeah that's true well. that was pretty sick that is pretty sick. yeah I'm it I'm hungry oo great idea. let's go Munch I'm starving you guys. [ __ ] rule thank you so much thanks.

for thanks for bring thanks for Tim. thanks for flying us out here and. putting us up in the lap of luxury dude. what can I else can I do dude I can't. believe it what else can I [ __ ] do. yeah thanks for making me feel like I. have to jerk you off I know I did feel. when I got when we got in the hotel and. S how nice it was I felt sexually. pressured oh guys this is the industry. we're in right this is the industry how. bad do you want it. no we're just going to chill and play. just chill play some basketball at my. house wife going out yeah shorts shs and. skins no nak tonight's naked.

basketball that's the best part of the. weather down here man you can play naked. all year round telling you man I'm. trying to I'm trying to you know get. showed me it man it's. cool I'm trying to defeat no in my life. as well that's the point of it yeah so. enjoy the room enjoy the rooms thank you. buddy the cool walls in that place yeah. walls are so cool. bye thanks Remy.