Ep 483 - The Inteligencia (feat. Casey Rocket, Lemaire Lee, & Shawn Gardini)

wow wow. Wes yay we started what's up guys y. what's up man guys just let let me break. the uh which wall is that the fourth or. the third or the fifth I think it's the. fourth fourth wall let me break the. fourth wall and tell the viewers at. home let Shane fly high dude he's gone. one more week he's got to do Radio City. Music Hall oh yeah what a [ __ ] vict. give him a week off dude yeah that so. stressful dude it was crazy I went back. and was like just saw the setup and was. in like the his dressing room like.

before he did the dress rehearsal and I. was like dude I would my head would. explode there's [ __ ] 80 people just. like moving stuff around just injecting. Adrena Chrome into. Shane what a nasty little [ __ ] why why. are you insinuating that he's now part. of like I don't know you're nasty bro me. we miss you shame we have the nastiest. team L mer AB you got. your I'm I'm Jing I'm celebrating I'm.

literally speaking in celebration yeah. Judas I'm the black Messiah no. way the black Messiah dude it was for. real it it was nerve-wracking to witness. just the sheer amount of people they're. working on it and then it's like well I. better not [ __ ] this up for everybody. yeah and for myself that was a lot of. pressure the liberal intelligencia. wanted nothing more than for him to. flounder and fail they try to [ __ ]. recreate reality and like oh he failed.

no yeah like no he didn't I was there I. was in the room they're writing articles. an article came out yeah uh I swear to. God Hollywood Reporter no Yahoo news. Yahoo news [ __ ] AI Indian chat Bots. over at Yahoo news had an astute. analysis on the situation no they they. came out with an article like right away. afterwards like bombed and then I'm like. all right Yahoo news I'll it's all. [ __ ] probably AI at this point it's. probably not a person the no guys at all. just one lone computer blinking in the.

dark. office dude but then NPR NPR NPR came. out uh maybe that night or day later are. you talking about the national [ __ ] ass. radio yeah dud National [ __ ] ass radio. it's the official news source for dudes. in their 30s who can't achieve. erections that's what NBR is not even. like you it's not even about like I'm. talking gay guys you can't get hard for. gay guys I'm talking about heteros maybe. who can't get hard who can't get hard.

for women it's just it's not even a. sexual thing it's just lacking the vital. spark in your soul that God gave you. because you've been such a [ __ ] he was. like yeah I'll take that back that's. what nbr's for and they came they came. out for real were like he B they were. like he's not even good and it's like. dude I was in the room dude it's it's. one if he for real like went up and kind. of bombed be like okay I was in the room. yeah people were having a great time he. kind of crushed yeah it was perfect. exactly cuz I was sitting there going. like okay awesome great yeah you have to. worry about that anymore a guy who.

wasn't there I'm assuming was just like. but he said the crowd wasn't having fun. it's like dude it's a comedic device you. [ __ ] diit go take just dude it's like. try to get hard and then go back to. writing articles dude I didn't know when. you lose your soul God takes your boners. oh he does dude God takes your boners. away from Soul and your. boners the harder you are the more God. loves. you oh the liberal intelligent he has. such a problem with.

dude for real but it's been funny. watching their opinion start to evolve. now so now they're like uh headline. maybe he didn't bomb and like did pretty. good but it's still slightly problematic. but also slightly good in a paradoxical. way like shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ]. up dude you guys just [ __ ] give it up. just be like yeah we were kind of. [ __ ] for a while yeah no big deal. just give it up yeah just be like yeah. the [ __ ] was [ __ ] good it ruled maybe. we've been kind of listening to our. friends too much for the past four years.

maybe you can scale back on that a. little maybe The [ __ ] isn't always. right dude maybe the [ __ ] is wrong. Casey rocket what the [ __ ] is up Dudeck. dude no man dude I mean this is high. level meta analysis of the news and. stuff it's no big deal little above my. pay grade yeah very smart I. saw somebody sent me an article. yesterday and I'm not even remotely. famous and it says is Casey rocket. schizophrenic you can you can Google it. it's a celebrity news site I don't even.

I'm a door guy at the. mother Ro SCH they're asking if you're. schizophrenic yeah it's a whole thing. yeah there's like that's definitely not. it s c h i z o p h r n i c yeah it's. pretty sorry not to have a big old SK. spelling be on you guys yeah there we go. disability a disability I know well they. they keep referring to it disability. yeah this is like AI Indian guy website.

I thought they were going to say a s. schizophrenic I thought it just. everybody. schizoph yeah pretty concerning oh. they're worried about your health yeah I. know but they give me a clean bill at. the end. so it's it's good to have that in. writing he came out and had you do a. Presidential Fitness Test he's like he's. good his hearing is remarkable yeah it's. pretty yeah dude you get these like my. wife will have these like AI blogger. articles about her and it's like her. husband lives in New Jersey and it's.

like dude you have you're totally aw. fake but this is not the liberal. intelligencia no this it's totally AI. it's written really funny it's like I. like the not even paragraphs just. sentences yeah why unconventional sound. Fu the Curiosity about K what is so. unconventional what are they saying why. are they saying I don't know I'm not. sure but yeah they seem pretty shocked. about. it talk about the crab man. dude I don't see that and see SK. schizophrenic off that NE but again we.

can appreciate. the all right maybe dude. maybe that's good phot that's a good. photo that's a good photo I know and. they call me Casey Rocky too they give. me a cute little nickname under the. picture Casey Rocky why does why does AI. right sentences like Indian guys. learning. English I think those Realms combined I. think they're actually using AI right. now to replace Indian guys so you know D. literally I'm not of AI at all every I.

was talking to Duncan Trussell about it. last night he he brings up a good point. that it's like there's this I forget. what it's called there's this new AI. where you can be like s what's it called. it's called sora what the video George. Soros no yeah George Soros yeah that's. what Sean would have said he's a nasty. little [ __ ] I'm sorry okay right-wing. troll dude not a rightwing troll just. kidding just kidding but no yeah you can. just be like show me Lam mer begging for. mercy after absolutely betraying me.

but you can be you can describe you can. like describe a scene and have like. populated with people but dude. everyone's like that's going to take. everything over it's like I really don't. think so no it'll like take over like. stupid little stuff here and there but. if everyone starts using it every it's. going to look the same yeah yeah don't. sleep on human creativity no dude it's. for real it's like it's not going to be. replaced by a [ __ ] machine no ha to. break it to you I feel like we're going. to start drawing on walls again and just. using that to animate with light you. know you I don't think we'll do that.

I don't think we'll do that but what you. never seen that dude Back in the Day. paintings they used to they you're give. back in the day on Cave pains they could. animate cave paintings like they just. like flash fire like the Flip Flip Flip. like a guy doing I tried to do one of. those guy doing a somersault it's in. like the corners of a notebook for my. daughter the other day totally failed. and she's like what what is that what is. that and I was like he's supposed to do. a flip you keep [ __ ] I got his space guy. standing up and not even that he's so. squat put Pages between the pictures I.

didn't realize you can't put them on you. got to put like a guy 10 pages a guy 10. pages otherwise there's no like Fanning. action it was just like yeah stick man. doing a s assault yeah he skipped all. the middle tween yeah but either way but. that that was my analysis of the uh of. entertainment news because I was for. real it was It was kind of jarring to be. like damn you guys are just like I mean. fake my feelings I hope it wasn't even. like a CH feelings I mean I'm sure if. you read negative [ __ ] about yourself it.

sucks but the problem was was like dude. it went fantastic and I'm I'm swear to. God I'm not just saying aome yeah it's. just weird to be like to use that. terminology and to back it up with like. he didn't he pointed out the fact that. people weren't enjoying the show it's. like have you ever seen [ __ ] stand up. before if you point out the fact that. one lady's making a Sour Puss it doesn't. mean you're B it's just a funny thing to. add onto a thing I'm telling you man if. they could only if we got to get these. guys hard again man. can get him some Calis some no not Calis.

it has to be achieved naturally dude. stop with these [ __ ] artificial. shortcuts bro I'm so sick of it Casey. how do you feel about that yeah how hard. are you. getting just thinking about. it just thinking about get gets me a. little bit yeah I guess yeah damn dude. you heart get to front. of look if you guys want me heart it. gets me. heart the mere thought of y'all thinking. about that gets me a little bit hard.

that's what I'm talking about that's why. you're creative genius thank you guys so. much dude so what is your so what is. your deal I know you are you are a. rising star in the Austin comedy scene. what's like what it take me back to the. origins dude because I remember on kill. Tony that's when we had I think we. talked yeah and it was a fun talk cuz I. was asking you about obviously the. [ __ ] crabman's the crab man and then. you you your story into it was have you. ever talked about that before like no. about that yeah I kind of regretted it I. felt like. why would did he demystify magician it.

was a bit demystifying yeah I don't. think so I think it was the funniest. explanation for the crab man possibly I. guess of Robo tripping and then studying. your friend and stealing. from I guess that yeah for sure that's. pretty it's hard not to be yourself so. yeah if it was something else like oh I. was sitting in a think tank and I. thought of the crab man that would be a. little demistifying yeah me and my. friend were tripping on robus yeah I. think it deepens the mystery for sure. because it came from somewhere. artificial yes DXM DXM but it opened up.

I think it opened you up to another. portal I think it did too my buddy took. a well we all drank a bunch of tus and. it turned his skin all red he had some. sort of allergic. reaction was it Cherry. tus yeah he got like kind of like Willy. Wonka like you're turning violet Violet. but it was yeah Cherry apple red T you. turning Cherry crap. M yeah.

who uh so it turned him all red and we. were all like kind of staring at him. like is he red or am I just like. thinking he's red and we're like yo. Tommy like you look pretty red dud like. think something's wrong and he was like. oh. red and he started like kind of being. like I'm in a Crab Hut or something and. we really likeed that so we all uh. that's a good way to handle like a. serious potential health problem grab it. off red. crack I like my arteries have just. [ __ ].

first so how how does I'm always curious. about this I've I've never personally. robot tripped like take me through that. like how much tust you got to drink to. start tripping beginner's dose probably. just 4 ounces at the beginning but then. you quickly get a tus tolerance for like. a TT T tall and uh you you get up to8. ounces so how many times have you Robo. tripped oh yeah hundreds yeah for sure I. was really into it for a very brief. period but I was super into it so like.

from the age of 14 to 15 I would do it. like every other day or something I. check the ble a test like four years ago. oh yeah yeah why' you do it I just. wanted to see what it felt like what. happened I just laid on the couch was. like whoa move slow motion yeah. everything goes really slow damn so it's. kind of cool it's like that drug from. Judge Dread where everyone goes real. slow yeah it's pretty tight did you ever. get caught drinking tus cuz you were you. were a young buck to be sipping tus so.

what was your what was your mama was it. your mom like give me the give me the. origin story uh I don't want to unwrap. the mystery I don't want to unra the. mystery but how' you get into drinking. tus were you hanging with the wrong. crowd yeah so that's a at the. CBS I could have been anything how' you. fall into the street. life my uh my best friend when we were. in like seventh grade his dad his name. was Gary and uh Shadow Gary dude Shout. Out Gary He's not alive but he would in.

heaven I don't think he's in heaven. either. but two nose in a row but it's actually. turned out to be pretty questionable. character believe it or not but scary I. know the story isn't trending that way. but yeah he would uh we're like hanging. out with him he would like let us like. smoke weed and stuff he was like a cool. cool dad and um one day we were in the. the car or something going somewhere. some pivotal moment and he was like you. boys should trust try this and he gave.

us a he let us split an 8 oz of robota. what yeah not a great dad move but he. was the coolest he was from Boston and. he and he would tell us about seeing. ACDC it's like all he would talk about. is ACDC he was the. coolest for real I'm kind of jealous of. those dudes who hung on a mental Loop. how old was this guy like in his 30s 40s. probably in his 40s yeah was all Angus. Young all the time I love that boxer. shorts in a cool. suit you forget there's a lot of dudes. who Minds just stop at adulthood and.

they just think of one sweet thing for. the rest of their Liv it's like bro. [ __ ] did you see the LPGA and it's. just every time you see them it's like. PGA whatever is that the girls go my bad. my. bad PGA it's hilarious to be obsessed. with the lgp the LGBT the LGB it's about. to be the LGB death a dude is a coming. to go dominate is it's already got. talked about it a couple weeks ago we. did talk about um bad I've been actually. leaning on the tus pretty.

hard yeah it's like a old guy that has. that got boobs and he it hit the ball. like 300 yards is he got fat titties or. like little he's got fat titties but he. still kind of looks like an old man. everywhere else and he wears like polo. shirts and hits from hits from the. closer te's cuz he's so he's got the. he's got the puppies in the. pot he got the puppies in a. polo I'm I'm picturing uh who's a guy. Doc Holiday from Back to the Future was.

fat tits just crushing. drives Chris Chris Elliot not Chris. Elliot Christopher Lloyd what you say. yeah yeah what are you talking about. it's a [ __ ] babe dude. okay dud that is a golf 10 that's a. women's golf 10 she doesn't look that. old she looks Beau so forgive me sorry. soor that's kind of sweet. um dude your standards are way too high. I know sorry it is time golf Crush trans. ideology with some common sense I don't.

I guess he stands on uh let the let the. natural The Natty ladies gol yo what do. you think about that little picture bro. which one all right I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna dig into this dude yeah. let's not dig into this we're better. than this yeah what are we liberal. intelligencia no the liberal. intelligencia would have been like never. mind next. thing uh I don't necessarily want to I. mean what even is golf it started as a. yeah they don't really talk about that's.

the one thing they really don't talk. about a lot what at least I don't see it. like I I haven't seen like a hot liberal. intelligencia oped on o like trans women. crushing women sports yeah I don't see. it a lot you that's one that's one they. kind of in my opinion they kind of sit. out or I don't know how they would spin. that what would you how would you spin. that as liberal. intelligencia um to say that it's good. right that's what you're saying like how. would I say that's good I know no I know. yeah yeah how would you say like or what. would your take something sometimes they. go slightly.

like like trans dominate. Sports yeah like trans children dominate. kid sports like you got to like start. real I would go like sports are just. like a reenactment of War so it's about. time we got the trans in the war yeah. yeah something like that either way I. don't want to devolve this with politics. I apologize that's purely my. fault so Casey you're hanging out with. his father oh yeah I forgot scary it's. actually it's a pretty crazy he's super.

cool how were his nugs was he giving out. good nugs or was like oh like the weed. was oh it was yeah it was probably like. dirt weed he would tell us that he would. bury it for two years and uh then he. would dig it up and it would I I passed. this fact along for many years of my. life that it that weed is like only. really good if you could if you bury it. and someone's like what the [ __ ] are you. talking about dude I was like oh Gary. Gary didn't tell you who's Gary or. whatever he buried his weed yeah he. buried for two years and he would say.

that it would help the troms or some. [ __ ] but it probably convert it to. CBN maybe yeah what's CBN it's just. stuff that makes you sleepy oh I don't. know they usually sunlight sunlight. makes Tricom Delta 9 tricomes in a CBN. but Underground Action I know I think he. was just smoking like exotic. fungi he was also he so I found out as. the years went on he was addicted to. robotussin he would drink like several. bottles of robot tesin every day he. passed along his curse to he passed.

along the yeah he bit me at a young age. yeah so sounds like he did more than. that no he well I was wondering I didn't. want to be rude L I was wondering if he. su your penises after no but I don't. think he did he's man he's dead Lam mer. there's no imagine if you were dead and. everyone all they brought up was how you. [ __ ] me on. Monday no call no show but go on how. rude it's crazy impossible to have any. sort of sexual feeling on robotussin so.

I I he definitely did. not but so it's totally platonic which. is nice one time he did watch girls gone. wild with us and we all watched we. didn't jerk off but we all watched it. you just checked it out we just checked. it out on tus or not on tus not on tus. and he kept saying he kept saying oh. she's he kept oh she's really giving it. to her like uh like all right so that. sounded B that sounded English Boston. what does Boston sound like again. uh dude oh he'd go dude she's [ __ ].

giving it to her. dude so like cheering her on we were. like yeah it's so. cool but in girls going wild robotussin. this might have been like a Tom Hanks. Big he could have been a child trapped. in an adult it's crazy so that's how you. got into the tus yeah and uh I remember. a couple years later I was in high. school and I went over there and he was. like uh sorry boys I can't party with. you guys tonight I got to get some work. done done and I go and I walk past his.

office and he's drinking robotos and. like typing on the. computer like imagine what he was. typing so. funny is it addictive is is that really. what is it like dextr morphog whatever. it's called is that stuff really. addictive like that I don't know I'm not. sure if it is it could just be how. anything is. psychologically what if he just loved. being in slow motion true he was just. moving fast all the time get stuck in.

tus land slow the hell down he was all. about it that's crazy so then you so. then your tus Journey continued for like. several years yeah I branched off and. yeah I did it till I was about 15 and. okay so Gary's Gary this is so the story. takes a sad turn um I could. imagine I know it started out pretty. cool. but things are looking up so he all. right so my best friend I won't say his. name but that was his dad and he went to.

go pick my best friend up from I. probably shouldn't even talk I'll talk. but he went to go pick him up from. school and he was covered in scratches. and he had killed his mother whoa he had. he had choked her Gary he had killed her. well and yeah Gary did and but killed M. she W she woke up the ambulance was able. to revive her so then he did like 20. years in prison [ __ ] yeah he tried to. kill his he did a little mattress side. it took a little dark it takes a dark. turn yeah damn he was the coolest guy.

which he didn't do that [ __ ] you yeah it. was bad okay I mean in terms of demons. it's almost like a relief because that's. for sure like everyone's mind goes to. like yeah he was a toucher if you're. like cool dad and giving people but no. he was trying to party away this desire. to yeah commit the you know Noble Act of. matricide dude if he didn't if he was if. he wasn't on Tussing when he was choking. his mom he would have for sure did it. true he was just [ __ ] yeah tempting. the Beast putting the Beast Down. yeah damn he was that's uh I'm sorry to.

hear that that's pretty wild Sor shared. but then he got out and and then uh out. died yeah [ __ ] he got out there trying. to send him back and I think he took his. life so a little bit of a dark dark tail. not as funny towards the end but yeah he. uh cool guy while it lasted I know kind. of pretty. hilarious damn dude yeah it's pretty. dark stuff the tus stay off of it I know. listen kids yeah stay off it for sure so. what did so what did you what what. happened you're you're you're a young. man the tus like how did you have any.

like you know like rock and roll moments. with your parents you were like I'm. drinking tus mom and dad leave me alone. like did you get caught sipping TS at. all oh for sure yeah they they I got. kicked out of the ninth grade because we. were on tus and we were drunk at a. football game and we were walking out. and we were like clearly like like. something was like wrong. and probably going really slowly or. something like what's wrong with these. they hit you with the radar gun they're. like half a mile.

hour beat it yeah so you got caught on. the toss and uh yeah it would have been. hard to run away for. sure but yeah so they stopped us and. they went through our pockets and it was. we had just made a CVS run you always oh. you just linked up with poppy. dude it's like a clown car. like robot tesin and wine bottles and. all these in our pocket so they kicked. us out you were sipping the red and the.

purp thex and match yeah little buy. handshake yeah it was so good it's a. good time but I gave it up when I got a. car when I got a car I kind of got over. it why' you give it up when you got a. car wasn't worth it anymore different. vices true getting some [ __ ] dude yeah. getting ass nice sorry dude I don't I. don't know what that's like he was. living girls going wild. dude do you ever think about that when. you're having sex being like he's really.

giving it to. him he's [ __ ] giving it to a dude. yeah think about that so then what. happened where did you go from there you. got a car you started getting some [ __ ]. like yeah start slaying [ __ ] [ __ ] on. the. regular yeah that was definitely yeah. this started my ass era. [Laughter]. where us to ass life has Seasons you. know so that was definitely what I was. getting tons of ass and uh yeah just. like making chick squirt and then he.

[ __ ] yeah just yeah making him burst. and oh yeah that's pretty cool. definitely heard that a lot. yeah there but yeah then I uh yeah went. to yeah just partying in different ways. doing things and uh went to went to. college and uh went to stuff like that. yeah I stopped drinking when I was 21 so. it's a nice move yeah then I picked it. back up during the pandemic but I I. stopped after that so that's not bad did. you a lot of people killed M El during. the pandemic so that's like picking up a.

little Vice during the pandemic is. nothing oh it wasn't that yeah it was. awesome I just watched Martin's gesi. movies all day and just got loaded oh. was awesome so fun how did you get off. the sauce again uh went to detox had oh. you were like that [ __ ] up on alcohol. yeah I had a really bad drinking problem. yeah so I'd hit the bottle real hard. made you stop the bottle first like when. you're 20s. um yeah so I would get the shakes I. think only like a certain percentage if. alcoholics get the shakes like 20 or 30%.

or something but I would get them bad. rean you're braging I thought you said. rean no no rean would get. him damn so you so you were you were. like a young juvenile alcoholic uhhuh. where did all this desire to alter your. Consciousness come from originally do. you think I'm kidding I'm [ __ ] I think I. think you're mostly born with it I think. it's a Jee you think so yeah I well I. think it can be learned I think if you. drank for five months in a row you would. be physically addicted to it but I think. the compulsion most of it is genetic no.

dude what's your true. Melancholy well I'm also yeah pretty. dark I guess everyone has a lot of. things they're trying to get away from I. guess yeah inside your soul the problem. is I can't even identify what I'm trying. to get away from I'm just constantly. dissatisfied and I don't know what it is. I just curse my fyan nature dude. tormented I can't relax I have to tell. myself to relax yeah that's the weirdest. thing to me why can't you just relax. like you you're good what what's the.

[ __ ] fuss and I try to think about it. and I go I don't know what the D what's. the [ __ ] fuss dude and I start. getting weird I'm like what even our. thoughts and I go oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I. don't know where they come from they. come they're in my head all the. time yeah inner voice some people don't. have inner voices did you know oh yeah. that's crazy I've heard that before. that's like a medical condition who said. that was that just my I didn't know you. said said that yeah no there's some.

people how that be possible I don't know. they just don't have an inner monologue. I was when I heard that I was like yeah. I could see that I've met people before. where I was like I don't think you have. an inner. mon there are some people you meet and. they're just kind of like yeah dude yeah. I guess you're right yeah you need. people like that too what do you think. like I don't know man [ __ ] you know. work was good yeah. t yeah it's kind of tight I'm not even. knocking it no man yeah that'd be. beautiful they're going to be it's going.

to be a nice future if the AI Dream. works out and it's just like flooded. with you can just be like not even. imagine not even like a man getting. eaten by a crocodile you can just be. like a man getting eaten by a crocodile. while riding a horse and it'll just like. come up on the screen be like yep knew. it next one you can sit there all day. long and just make stuff up yeah you. think you lose you think you get tired. of that too though just like you do the. cell phone nobody's tired we're all. addicted to our cell phones true I guess. but sometimes my eyes start to hurt and. I got to.

put they are it is going to be like. brain and eyes start to hurt yeah it's. going to make cigarettes eyes how long. what's your screen time right now it's. heroin dude it's literally I have it. turned off cuz I'm too ashamed to look. at what yeah you got to keep your screen. time on I'm at two hours right like two. hours and 20 minutes a day and that's. I'm trying to get down to an hour yeah I. think I'm way higher average American. six I think 6 and 1/2 hours I'll. probably I'd probably rock around 6 and. A2 I'm at 2 hours right now today good. job you're.

forgiven I'm just [ __ ] with this dude. I am really sorry though dude you're. fine you're partying having a good time. I'm. working so Casey what uh so I I'm just. trying to get you because I am F I am. fascinated by your backstory it's pretty. [ __ ] sick you don't hear a lot of. people talking about Robo like Robo. tripping no and and those usually don't. cross into like. entertainment her wife in general. usually usually they're quiet beasts.

usually like people who are robot. tripping hard like you're like yeah I. know dude who's robot tripping pretty. sick but they usually don't like fully. self actual actualized you know what I. mean robot guys they off to uh I could. be wrong I don't know maybe I have a. what's the oh Air Duster no not Air. Duster or whs and Rob they're like. household item getting high nut that's. what I was going to ask you did you ever. do inhalence cuz that's I feel like they. are peas in a pod oh yeah for sure yeah. the air duster that computer cleaner to. do that all the time you ever watch the.

people who do it like all the people who. really do it all the time their FA is. like melting yeah they like fish out. yeah well also the there's there's a. there's a group of dudes that's pretty. good impression. actually it twice once or twice in my. day there was a group of dudes in the. 90s who were huffing gasoline that was a. big thing you would like go to like a. truck stop and like while trucks were. stopped You' obviously they' be stopped. but you'd crack the gasoline can and. just put your face up there and just go. and start huffing with Pap dude it's.

like permanent brain damage you want to. talk in inner monologue you get like V. you get like persistent auditory. hallucinations yeah it eats your brain. away yeah it's pretty [ __ ] up we would. Huff ether starting fluid that you can. spray into cars but ether's a little bit. different it's some sort of psychoactive. compound in it or something they do Fe. fear and lo where he's like doing a. crazy walk yeah how pumped were you on. Fear and Loathing when you first saw it. Oh I I got a tattoo of it. yeah I was 18 once yeah every everybody.

goes through a huge Hunter S Thompson. thing when they're young every guy does. you're 100% right I remember my one of. my friends had the book in high school. and he would just like walk around every. period he's like this book's about doing. drugs and [ __ ] dude it's so [ __ ] cool. I'm like dude that's so [ __ ] cool let. me look at the cover I'm like damn. that's so [ __ ] trippy dude I was. reading it when I worked for the. township and I would work on the garbage. truck and I would just read it in. between two of the fattest people you've. ever seen in your entire life I like I'm. not like these guys I'm expanding my.

mind and I'd. cry I'd cry when I was too sleepy in the. morning you had to get fatter yeah I did. you get fatter I didn't smoke so much. back then too either that I was really. out of the cool guy Club smoked Newports. with the windows up and just ate sausage. EG and cheese every. morning it's kind of tight I like I want. to read books and eat fruit they be like. all right dude oh yeah if you get caught.

[ __ ] with like fruit or vegetables. bananas for some reason are acceptable. like a construction side if you just I. mean obviously people break your balls. be like yeah you're loving that but like. I would bring like rice chicken and. broccoli in a tupperware and people. would act like I was like just like. going back and forth between like. multiple penises like what the [ __ ] is. that dude eat a cheese steak every day. for 40 years and it's like dude you're. going to die man like this just happens. you get fat when you get older like well. sort of yeah your blood turns to cheese.

whz true it does dude it for real as you. get older it you like I if I like I'll. gain two pounds a day yeah if I eat the. way I want to eat I swear to it's insane. yeah it's insane you guys have no idea. dude dude I know what it's like L you. have no. idea I was talking about this the other. day I used to be plus 400 plus pounds. you used to be big how' you how' you. Whittle it down uh I was watching my 600. lb life a lot and I was like they're. doing a lot of things that I'm doing and.

I don't like that oh that's got to be. crazy when you're watching that show. being like I'm on The Fast Track yeah to. the crane the fireman pulling me out of. my bedroom like a fairy tale so I cut. out my. wall so they have to make a ramp big. enough for me have to leave like the. Kool-Aid Man eventually there is. something kind of beautiful about that. though what just like indulging so hard. until you're like a physical structural. burden. like making yourself bigger it is a.

weird philosophical I'm going to I'm. going to be larger. yeah I'm going to expand yeah there was. a there was a B I think I think it was. David Foster Wallace at it one of his. original novels is broom of the system. there's a character who's just the whole. book is getting fatter and fatter he's. always in restaurants and that's his. whole thing he's like I want to occupy. as much of the universe as possible it. just keeps getting larger and larger. nice trying to turn to a. planet it's pretty cool I want to be a.

gravitational bird it would be nice to. like figure out the medical technology. so that we all could get a lot fatter. safer you know what I mean yeah like get. on like the get like trt going where. we're like strong we're still kind of. fast and tianium Bones what titanium. exactly reinforcements Nano implants on. the bones we should like recreate. ourselves into. dinosaurs trying to get humans. huge. powerful I would.

love I love that what what were you what. were you noticing about 600 lb life that. you were doing as. well good. question well they would eat like two. pizzas I'm like that's nothing dude at. first I was like two pizzas dude back to. back back to back you do that actually. yeah I could do you know oh yeah I do. I'm a two slice kind of guy no man it. wasn't I wasn't even it would would be a. pizza and then like a uh the the stuffed.

bread the stuffed cheesy bread cuz I. know I can eat a whole pizza and because. I know I can eat two pizzas I'm going to. get the cheesy bread instead of just. like two pizzas. self-sacrifice you can only eat two. slices of pizza well you know I eat for. fuel not for. pleasure I'm not a glutton four slices. is I can put that a four if I'm hungry. four is the minimum minimum minimum if I. if you were to at a pizza and you just. kind of like half the circle it's like. that's good once you start to like turn.

that into a triangle it's you can't stop. thead you can't it's impossible to stop. the momentum it's so. hard yeah yeah once you have four you're. like I might as well keep going oh yeah. I get it well then what I do is when I. want a pig I go yeah I could save this. for later or I could get all of this. junk food out of the way and then really. get after it tomorrow yeah I was my body. I'll like shock my body and let it. process all this at once and I'll.

probably just [ __ ] it out real quick. whereas if I slowly like assimilate all. these slices into me they're going to. stay there forever dude I agree you. don't want it to take up actual physical. space you know that was a good question. Casey now we're interviewing you L you. want to know what I was there was like. they're in a car like sometimes they'd. be in the car they'd hit McDonald's and. then they'd go home and eat more food. and I'm like oh yeah I do that all the. time sometimes you hit a double McD you. know you get you hit one place with a.

for a McDouble and then you're like that. wasn't enough so you drive down two. miles go to another place do you like. cover our head too like a scandalous. mistress eventually you start to like. the shame oh my God you pig oh you pull. up and you're like hit me. again you just go backwards through the. drive-thru and reverse right back to. this thing run that back. player it is that is a scary thing. though when you find yourself like and.

you're like dude I'm full and you're. like I don't [ __ ] care I'm eating. more and then you can't stop yourself. that's the scary part no that there's an. animal that lives inside of all of us. did you know that Sean I've heard about. it but I don't know I think I think mine. comes out in different ways like my my. cigarette smoking and my oral fixation. yes chill it's true that's what it is. yeah I guess so yeah as babies that's. I'm reading a book right now they talk. about that how as babies we're just like. these like little [ __ ] pleasure we're.

just like a big multi-organ pleasure. system where we're like sucking [ __ ]. we're like and we're [ __ ] [ __ ]. we're like oh yeah [ __ ] and then we eat. and we're like oh. [ __ ] [ __ ] pee and push our dick into. stuff still do all. this I would never stop that's you as. the organism and then you obviously you. know you get acculturated into kind of. like you know system ethics all that. stuff and it creates in the human being. for the rest of their life yeah all you.

want to do is just [ __ ] [ __ ] so hard. and. suck have you ever have you ever thr. thought about just for like you're. clearly orally fixated have you have you. ever thought about just getting like a. personal piece to suck at what are you. talking about have you ever just like. personal you know personal peace dude. don't know what you mean you don't know. what he means personal peace I. like a small glass.

dildo just a suckle. P that would be nice instead of a vape I. just had a deal. though or a titty or like a titty get a. titty would be pretty cool titty would. be nice dude I ever tell you how my dad. got the joke gift once no he got a joke. gift from his buddies at work where it. was like just two boobs like boob balls. nothing funny about boobs. that's I was sneak keep him like in his.

closet just like with all the other junk. yeah and I would sneak in there all the. time and just [ __ ]. hold oh my God this so wait so they were. toy I thought I would have put them in. my shirt and dominated women's. golf I don't want to get political but. that's what I would do with. them damn you what would you do to them. would you like squeeze them be like man. this is probably just what it feels like. and it wasn't even close they were kind.

of just like stress balls stress balls. oh stress ball titties no there was two. individual ones that you just kind of be. like did did you ever go in there to. squeeze them and felt they were like. warm like if. somebody or someone press them together. and just. [ __ ] you put your ear to the [ __ ]. ear to the hear the motion of the ocean. my God put your ear to them you can just. like vainly you can like V or faintly. here just like [ __ ] someone. complaining you're like you ever find.

your parents porn dude no my parents. didn't have my yeah my parents didn't do. that kind of stuff but that's crazy uh. we did find my friends uh parents just. like they had a treasure chest of just. nasty stuff wait it was both of theirs. it was like [ __ ] rings and. dildos they freaky types they're. sweetest people in the world so I won't. divulge who they were but you should. yeah you shouldn't we really teased my. friend about it though and I feel guilty.

about it like in a nasty way the. children do he probably was like all. right guys that's enough and he probably. went through it alone and like fully. explored the depths and was like whoa my. father's keep father's cocking what the. hell he should put it on when his father. unfortunately as everybody passes when. his father passes he should probably. wear it like it's like ack neckl this is. my father's [ __ ] ring my old man yeah. what is the point of a [ __ ] was it like. a vibrating cocking on so we like we. were like touching them too it was.

disgusting we were years old extra. stimulation dude we were like throwing. them at each other put it on like a. monacle yeah I'm ashamed of that why you. guys are just boys yeah boys will be. boys I guess Bo will be boys if boys. find boys will be boys and when they. find the toys exactly you know what. they're going to do they going to play. just buzz It Up play yeah vibrating [ __ ]. rings are just like economical too you. can just like lay on a lady. true you know sa yeah yeah just [ __ ].

lay there m or just [ __ ] put it on. and just walk. around get that extra pep in your. step that shade did was funny oh oh the. uh the B plug the B plug I didn't get. the Packers until I was like why why. wasn't it the birds and I was like oh. fudge package I didn't realize that. until you said that yeah you guys think. they were going full double on today. they went wait why do you think that. fudge packer cuz he had a butt plug in.

his butt I don't think they were going. fudge packers they were totally going. fudge packers I don't think they Lial. intelligencia. dude I don't know you might just be. connecting to us you might have. schizophrenia Lam oh no pull it up I got. pull it up being accused of having. schizophrenia kind of Rules by the way I. think it's good press but it made. me made me kind of concerned cuz I was. like reading it I was like what if they. know something like I don't. know like Casey's family died in an.

accident when he was five what like it's. something I've been blocking out or. something Tony just found you walking. along the side of a highway get in yeah. rescued by Tony Hinchcliffe at age. three I'm G to make you a. star yeah. man that's [ __ ] sick dude yeah I'm. really pumped on you same dude for real. thank you thank you guys real can you. interview sea for a little bit we've.

interviewed you for a while and I I feel. like you've divulged a lot thank you. I've shared some of my person you shared. a lot yeah about yeah I'm not saying I'm. I truly feel guilty about saying Shane. did Adrena chromes in the SNL green room. now you're [ __ ] around you're having. a good time I know but I know he'd never. do that he would never do that he's. going to [ __ ] I'm GNA I'm going to. send it to him I have to I'm going to. send him the portion I'm to be bad hey. Shane I don't want you know I got a lot. of play and all but uh Gardini. absolutely betrayed you this I guess you. have enough on your plate with like the. liberal intelligencia trying to [ __ ].

convince everyone you stink I don't want. to pile on yeah now now they're coming. around they're going like he me he he's. just a paradox yeah we don't really. understand where he comes from. politically maybe we never will yeah. that is nice maybe he doesn't give a. [ __ ] ever experienced the agony of harsh. smoke throat burning or coughing attacks. when smoking cannabis the struggle is. real but the solution is chilly that's. right I'm talking about the smoothest. way to light up and that's with freeze. pipe freeze pipe makes a unique line of.

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you at Cap City ni working people get. tickets for that uh cap city.com please. nice all right back to the show. everybody thank you dud what are you are. you Activa on anything politically right. now truly what are your politics we have. to start stating our politics now so. liberal intelligencia can know what I. don't have any politics I don't think. about anything I don't have I just think. about cool and stand up com I know you. think about. think about suckling on next time you to. suckle on that cigarette dude I actually.

secretly in secret I've taken up a since. I'm off the coffee I might start taking. up a small tobacco practice whoa nice no. I wouldn't recommend that I'm not. addicted to I can't get addicted to. Tobacco what are you going to do you. going to start smoking cigarettes or you. going cigaros I don't smoke cigarettes I. don't smoke cigarettes oh you're going. to smoke cigars cigaros the little mini. on Little Cub yeah that is nice I was so. used to writing on coffee like drinking. coffee and writing but I will I'll say. this I feel like so I've been off the. coffee again off the coffee for Lent you.

know I'm not bragging whatever and uh it. just it's interesting to me because I. was I swore I needed it when I was in. the throws of my caffeine addiction yeah. I was like no I just need this stuff to. function I went off of it and I was dude. I was dizzy for like four days like I. was getting Li headche it was crazy and. then uh yeah dude I I don't need it at. all like you don't I honestly feel more. energized not being on caffeine cuz then. like with caffeine there's the Peaks and. the valley. kind now if I don't get like you know. like last night I didn't get a t of.

sleep but it's like kind of just you. know rocking on my Natural Energy so. you're just off you're not on the. matches or anything nothing no caffeine. whatsoever I was you know you know how. you are like how I do it like I'm giving. up coffee day one I was like oh I have. Macho and I'm like dude yeah they giving. up the sauce give up the sauce give up. the sauce dude I'm telling you like. everyone's different I'm super sensitive. to caffeine but it I didn't realiz I. mean it is my favorite thing in the. world and come Easter I'm going to pound. so much coffee I can't wait love cup of. Joe but dude it's for real like it's.

pretty [ __ ] up how many people are. running on caffeine rather than like. their body in a state of like. restful know it can't be good for you I. think soda is worse for me like if I. don't have a soda by the end of the day. I start getting cran you drink soda. every day yeah pretty much yeah at least. a little bit what a caffeinated soda or. like a Sprite caffinated sod it' be. crazy if it was just like a Sprite well. I think it's I think it's the. God I have. my bubbly so wait what do you how many.

sodas you been putting down like one. with saer usually you have a soda if I. don't have the soda with I need the. sugar true the sugar like if I don't. have the sugar it's something happens to. me where you get cranky well there's a. you have a billion little little guys in. your belly you have a bunch of little. like microbiomes that are pretty much. probably controlling your brain right. they control all of our brains they're. controlling my brain right now dude they. can do a thing where there's I I've at. least I've read about this where. different like microbiome whatever that.

is like little like uh bacteria guys. they can create a like a hormone that. will give you a false hunger signal so. you're not really hungry but those. little guys are going to put off like. hunger they're going to put out a. hormone that mimics the hormone in you. that creates that like hungry feeling. like the rumbly in your tumbly for for. what for sugar what end they need sugar. to survive and then when you kind of. like starve them out you start getting. all these [ __ ] up symptoms are they. bad guys though bad guys I keep giving. them sugar no no no no you should starve. them to death they're badis Jones you.

ever seen Osmosis Jones I love that. movieovie [ __ ] love that [ __ ] muray. eats an. egg that was my. takeaway oh [ __ ] dude you know what's. [ __ ] up though we for real can see. we're the only animal that can even. vaguely imagine the inside of our. bodies pretty nuts to think about it. dude like we have like a pretty accurate. image we can imagine like blood cells. floating around our arms mhm and like. think about like what's going on inside. of our bodies and we can like we have.

like vague knowledge of like outer space. our range of awareness is. unbelievable yeah it is unbelievable but. then I wonder if the others are evolving. I've been worrying about that recently. animals I've been worrying about the sea. creatures the orc is attacking the. humans I'm wondering if they're evolving. slowly probably I mean if we otters. attack the humans sometimes too now. they're figuring out that we can be prey. under the right circumstances and that. makes me nervous really mhm the orcas. they like slam boats no they like body.

slam boats now to get the people off so. they can Munch we freed that one we fre. that one that one you think they [ __ ]. pumped on us hey this is just stuff I. heard on the internet and from other. people that are my friends I don't know. if it's true but I was scared about it. yesterday I don't think they're eating. them tiom remember tiom in San Diego he. killed a couple trainers he was a. SeaWorld big old whale black whale is. the name of the documentary yeah and he. killed a couple trainers I don't think. they eat people they don't eat people.

yeah they just like wreck their [ __ ]. scalp send him to Davy Jones's Locker. dude damn that would hurt so bad getting. just [ __ ] up by a whale yeah like. getting hit by a car yeah Truck Yeah. truck it's getting. exploded from under you though yeah yeah. damn I just it's a shame think about all. that good just Bri on the bone. wave how how I it just sucks thinking. about all that good whale lady [ __ ].

going to waste oh true the wet suit. [ __ ] good [ __ ] dude the whale ladies. the whale feeders M yeah whale. feeders damn so they're not eating the. people no they're just they're I don't I. was so scared about this yesterday after. I watched X Files and smoke too much. [ __ ] good yeah you you got a little. uh you got scared from the files. Paranoid on the X Files I love X Files I. love Fox Moulder we just asking. questions but so you're the truth is out.

there so there's nights where you like. sit down and have like a dinner with. soda then you quietly watch The X Files. yeah you're loging for the. past what do you mean he might be a 90s. head that was the 1990s programming you. like crush your soda with dinner then. you watch The X file I never understood. a single thing about it I'd always hear. the music and be like nice yeah yeah I. got to re I got to rewatch I feel like. it's overrated dude no it's not. overrated there's some good ones. I'm I don't believe in aliens though so.

I'm not looking to be very interesting. stuff about the attack on our twin. towers that happened in the lone gunman. spin-off series what you think the X. Files is breaking the 911 news I don't. know is it Chris Carter right that's the. guy the wide receiver Chris. Kyle the American Sniper I can't. remember I don't know about I don't know. too much about that the aliens or Chris. Kyle any of. ITX made cool video on it once shout out. Jinx on what on that 911 x file stuff oh.

them like yeah calling it out weird yeah. yeah there was a couple people who were. talking about because they got attacked. before. too right xil got attacked oh The X. Files. did the World Trade Center sorry the. World Trade Center got attacked. previously that's why people are always. say like blowing up like the world trade. and whatever yeah but so was in theist. it was yeah already people claim like. the prophecy I don't know I don't know. what happened to those towers do you.

have any prophecies Matt could you. create one right. now I wouldn't be creating it just cuz I. I stal it from that book I read about. like what the world's going to be like. in 100 years but I've already talked. about it too before yeah but no I don't. have any my only my prophecies are I. think. in I would say by the Next Generation. like when our. kids uh like when my kids are adults. their kids are going to like I truly. think the sexuality stuff's going to be. like an afterthought all across the.

board I think it'll just be like. whatever yeah but it's going to be Sodom. and gomorra yeah but we'll also have a. long we don't we don't really have I. don't think too much like a long. longitudinal data on like the trans. stuff that's that'll be just like not. even on like a just see like like real. life satisfaction on like giving kids. hormones cuz nobody knows maybe people. like well look maybe they're happier. that was I don't know no scientific. numbers right exactly they'll have like. more kind of a scientific study on that.

and then I I also don't think I I yeah I. think the uh that won't be a thing. really at all and race I think will. settle down a lot I think that'll kind. of like chill white people with black. people are going to be cool we're going. to be always cool forever yeah dude we. have no choice dude we we gotta be. cool I was this is probably I you know. what my one prediction is with that and. I've said this before dude we're. what I think people the black Americans. are going to face is we're going to and.

it has to do with that book I'm reading. we have an aging baby boomer population. yeah they're going to die out and then. we're going to need even while they're. still alive we're going to keep needing. to like incentivize labor to come into. this country so we're going to start. being like plea we're going to switch. from build the wall to like no guys. please come here and help us do X Y and. Z uh but what I think is going to happen. we're going to get all of these. immigrants flood into here and they're. not going to be very tolerant of the. black American situation and they're. going to go okay like we just came from. war torn X Y and Z what the [ __ ] a.

fuss so I think there is a ticking clock. you know on a lot of that stuff but. that's a not a very popular take my wife. doesn't like when I talk about that damn. it's going to happen you're get guys. from fck even from Africa being like. yoga I mean that they already did do. that African guys are very Stern with. black Americans yeah it's [ __ ] so. funny they come. over they're just 3D burning black. Republicans in Africa they come over. they come over here I don't.

understand what is the. F but I I think that's going to be well. because like being like International. and black you get different things you. do than being American and black like. you get more [ __ ] I'm not even talking. about that I'm talking I'm talking about. like I just don't know how I'm talking. about like a dude coming from like I. used to work with like Libyan dudes who. would get like like their neighbors lit. on fire and tires and like [ __ ] up. so that's a whole that's the thing yeah. it's not like international schools. Africa that's a whole different thing.

yeah but like dudes who like for real oh. you're talking about like LifeWise yeah. yeah oh I meant like Oh I thought you. talking about like a. social oh yeah I'm talking about. countries that are crushed econom you're. on the. tus I'm off the all I'm saying and dude. I saw it with u i can't I cannot. remember the guy's name who was the uh. the guy Indian guy who ran for pres I I. vake I dude I was freaking out yday dude. I couldn't remember his name but he was.

on Charlamagne and he started being like. you guys want to fully go into it yeah. he you know it was like stuff like that. and that's going to be he's like you. know imagine a dude straight from India. yeah he's going to come and be like no. thank you sir no thank you to God oh no. thank you no thank you to God oh no. thank you to God I fully. disagree work harder. think that might happen and that's going. to be a sad day I don't know it could be.

good I think it' be good I I think I. really think together we're up it is. we're upwardly trending we are cuz we. were in uh I got to go to Chicago soon I. got to go to Chicago yeah it's G to be. [ __ ] sick but Brit's family is like. dude Chicago like it's just people are. hopping out of cars robbing people at. some point like crazy and I got kind of. activated on a conversation because now. they're well she she was like they're. attacking like white people they're. figuring out like instead of like. robbing each other in the hood they can. go to like rich white neighborhoods and. just hold people at gunpoint and uh and. I think someone in her family was like.

well they're know like black people are. about that life and I was kind of like. all right. bro enough of that and that's when I. started spazzing like there's only a. couple more years before these [ __ ]. guys come over from Indian one not be. very tolerant of you know. indan the Indian guys are to come and. yell at you. guys to get out of this yeah got kind of. spun out either way we're we're spinning. out we got an we were at an hour. correctly or correct Jesus [ __ ]. Christ. 55 55 pretty close let's keep dancing.

Casey rocket when did your drug. addiction. subside I'm so much more than. that oh I know I'm going to Chicago. tomorrow yeah doing zany two shows there. you go yep gonna go uh go to Wrigley. Field walk around what to the old. stomping grounds yeah are you from. Chicago I was born in Bloomington illo. but uh I grew up in Georgia but yeah my. whole family's from there so that's.

what's up man yeah I love Illinois it's. beautiful my mom lives in carbon Dale so. Southern Illinois tight St Louis but. yeah Chicago pretty scary one time I. took the L the L right it's called and. called that too Went to went to no. Philadelphia does it too oh that's true. elevated I didn't know oh that makes. sense yeah that's what it's for I took. it too long after a Cubs game maybe. three years ago and I wasn't paying. attention and I I got off at like like O. block or something I got off in some. really really bad area and I was walking.

around everyone was just staring at me. and uh yeah I was just like wandering. around like all scared I called an Uber. and the Uber guy was like what are you. doing dud like why are you down here. like I don't know I got lost yeah wasn't. dude Chicago's like segregated like it's. like 1920 like it's the southside of. Chicago is just black it's black it's. pretty wild if you're a white dude. walking around there it's for real like. an oddity people go like whoa what the. [ __ ] you was staring at me yeah I was. like in a.

cub you weren't even rocking with the. socks you got rock socks they have like. a [ __ ] white team black team for. baseball it's crazy Chicago is so wildly. segregated you look like a damn Mill. dude you're looking like a snack out. there in on the. streets no you can go white boy crazy. you can go white boy crazy yeah yeah you. can go white boy crazy that's the that's. the only move start screaming and crying. you got you had no other choice than a. [ __ ] chug the T you had chug.

the let him. go see the black people be like I need. to get some robing. quick yeah old man you got to TS up this. crab man yeah go back to that dude that. was the worst in my old where I was. living in Philly uh before I moved to. Fairmount was like when I was living. with Britney and it was like it was it. wasn't North Philly but it was like. Gerard and like broad like around that. area and there was like there was like.

outside like drug Market stuff out there. so I and I was like selling weed and. stuff so I was like selling Vape. cartridges to like some my one of my. friends so I was like standing outside I. didn't realize I was in like an active. like drug area so I'm standing outside. like selling drugs myself and then just. Vape cartridges and like this dude is. also standing outside of like a Chinese. restaurant he's like yo what's up dude. and I was like oh [ __ ] he thought I was. down there to like buy drugs and I was. like oh no no I'm good then I had to. like he was like looking at me like what. the [ __ ] are you doing standing out here. and I like had to like I took the curent.

like went around the corner called my. friend like dude come around here dude I. don't want get my [ __ ] ass kicked. [ __ ] selling drugs in this guy. territory I had three indicia Vape. cartridges I like dude they're about to. take me. out cu he like walked over to start. talking to me and I was like no no no no. no and I like went around the. block I was on enemy tur oh a neighbor. yeah no no they they trying. there look bro kickflip um no they that.

like Chinese restaurant is I've seen. that too before in the hood where like. Chinese restaurants will just completely. be like yeah man yeah and it'll just be. dudes actively selling drugs out of the. restaurant right in front of me yeah. yeah they'll get like common deared yeah. I've seen that in Atlanta yeah they have. like poppy stores like that in Philly. now too yeah pretty tight I went in the. one time in my old neighborhood to like. grab a bottle of and usually like when I. was on I used to live on 37th in melon. Street and it was like like it was. really that was like a nuts area but. like 37th was a family block if you went.

on 38th Street it was like an open air. drug market and one time I was like. riding my bike and I was like I just. need a PO and spring so I went to grab. some water and I walked in there's just. four young gentlemen standing there I. was like hey what's up guys like they. weren't like they were just like just. Frozen in like a meeting or something I. don't know what the they're doing I was. like just going to grab this water and. carry on. jents I remember thinking like damn dude. you just I guess they're just like yeah. like I don't know you guys can just. chill in here and do your thing yeah. Merchants at the bizarre cuz you got to.

imagine they're putting they got to be. putting a lot of money in that in that. story owner's pocket you know buying all. those sodas sodas and blunts yeah chips. sodas and blunts big Market sodas blunts. chips dude that's the that's the M soda. blunch chips mhm yeah true that is a. that is a heavy soda blunch chips diet. yeah yeah hot Cheetos or funions. [Music]. mhm well I think. done well you guys are fantastic Black.

History Month L Mer's almost over get. that leap here you get leap extra day. what. you slam dunk and jump really high and. Jesus Sean how was making me laugh this. morning who said that myself you think. about on the 29th I was thinking about. as mean that they only give them a leap. day every four years. because they're so good at jumping and. St we don't riff like that what the [ __ ]. yeah we're not getting in on that riff. we not getting in on your toxic [ __ ].

riff we don't riff like yeah we don't. [ __ ] do that crap dude giv the. liberal intelligencia this [ __ ]. fodder yeah I'll cut that out no you. can't cut that out yeah you got to live. in that crap sorry can we get one more. Gary impression Casey dude he's [ __ ]. giving it. to oh what would you say about Angus. Young he would say uh oh [ __ ] Angus. dude he'd make it talk to you. bro he'd make it [ __ ] talk to you.

dude he might be the best dude I know. it's hard not to like it. yeah but thank you so much Casey rocket. working every find you plug all your. stuff uh yeah just Casey rocket on. Instagram and YouTube I have a special. coming out soon it's on my patreon Casey. rocket um and I'm the co-host of the. William Montgomery show yes dude yeah. come see. Hill yeah where you guys have any shows. coming up I guess we'll do them in ads. we'll PL that [ __ ] in there all right.

thank you guys bye bless so long.