Ep 480 - R.I.P. Tybalt (feat. Luis J. Gomez)

w w. West hello leis hello Lewis how are. you l j j. Gomez a [ __ ] genius you are a genius. a genius what are you up to now what are. you working on that's genius. uh I started making my own AI art. posters for my tours oh I saw that dude. I I I I'm I fired shitty artists I'm no.

longer paying $30 a poster to shitty. artists Dam you just type in $90 for the. year for AI art pretty. easy I have no problem with it you have. a problem with people using Ai No I. don't give a [ __ ] yeah about for what. for any yeah I don't really care no the. artwork looks kind of whack like kind of. whacked out what's yours look like is it. better it's still kind of whacked out. but I kind of like it I don't does it. matter yeah I don't think it matters at.

all you could draw a [ __ ] stick. figure with you literally take a picture. put the date on the bottom of it and. that's that a lot of them are ironically. bad where it's like bad photo shops. that's what people do anyway was that. what the depraved was the devil one the. deil that was AR yeah that was AI that. was AI no it wasn't I didn't I didn't. just say hey give me a depra poster yeah. I [ __ ] said I want a devil performing. for demons in Hell comedy I wrote was my. prompt then I said I don't like that one. I said regenerate like three times then. I like the one they came up with that's. it then I put it into another poster.

making program to where I could add all. of the names and the [ __ ] you then. you photo shoot you took it from there. then I I love satanic comedies yeah dude. dark that's what I want to see I want to. see the [ __ ] devil doing standup for. sure the devil talking about. relationships there's not enough of that. there's not like nobody's doing Evil. Comedy you know it's either quirky and. fun and cute or kind of like [ __ ] you. know badass now but nobody's nobody's. really doing comedy is also hilarious.

what's badass comedy you guys do badass. com Le jacket cigarette oh that's aw. yeah no that's your you guys are badass. Comics now you don't even know oh you. you think you're not badass comedians. we're not badass you guys are bad boys. of Comedy yes you are we're not badass. Bad Boys dude we're cutting edge jaon. Guard we're cutting edge jaon Guard. we're cutting edge jaon guard no you. guys are the bad boys you guys are the. ultimate bad Bo no we're the the only. evil Comics out there dude dud mark of. the beast [ __ ].

to the dark side yeah dude we're [ __ ]. slythering all day [ __ ] no we're. slithering slythering called it we're. slithering no obviously we're [ __ ]. Gryffindor dude there's nothing we can. do to escape. greatness we try I wish I could be. slithering it just became Gryffindor. just Gryffindor through and through L. Mer's [ __ ] huffleclaw [ __ ] [ __ ]. [ __ ] you hate people when you ask. them what house they belong to and they. say Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw it's dude. it's crazy it's infurious.

yeah yeah there's no way you can you can. think you can say that with a straight. face ravenclaws what's that one they. just do. nothing like slyther in light yeah maybe. we we could be could be Ravenclaw we. still have a little bit of [ __ ] Evil. Comedy true but we're also selling out. to our corporate overlords but Harry has. the mark of [ __ ] he shall not be. named right in his forehead Shane so you. got SNL you're Gryffindor there's no. escaping it okay we'll see last time I. got Gryffindor they banished.

S I had to be slythering for five. [ __ ] years I've been trying to be. Griffin they refer to you as he who. shall not be named on the. set I coming back they're going to have. to fight me they're going to have to. join forces to wizard me. away expell armis Shane ah back to. podcast back to the podcasting. [Laughter]. realm it's nice though I like the. podcasting real you guys know I love it. stop that dude I'm going to I'm never. going to.

be beyond the podcasting realm. podcasting's nice podcasting [ __ ]. rules you're just talking you're just. trying to compete with someone's. internal monologue at work as long as. you can beat someone in their head being. like [ __ ] this. sucks you got a killer podcast on your. head we're keeping people alive yeah yes. what about how many people would have. killed themselves without your podcast. at least 25 don't you get like are you. counting the amount of DMS you've gotten. with people being like hey dude just so. you know I would have killed myself. without your podcast that's a real gay.

DM that I get once a month no it's not. gay gay as hell dude I I have to fight. every instinct to not post it and make. fun of them every time yo you really are. the devil you're the devil performing. for demons dude a you're making a deal. AI is going to swallow you up it's going. to tear you up that's it dude I like to. put money in the hands of hardworking. Americans and say make a flyer make FL. that's it it's more about the macro. picture for me. yeah so what you up to man what you been. doing what's up man we've been missing.

you what have I been doing we do miss. you I'm F I've been broke for the past. three months I stopped touring I I I. stopped touring after I released my last. special I was like I'm going to take. like three months off why and I just. never really paid attention to how money. worked in my bank account I realized. exactly how much touring was keeping me. afloat it was the first time in like a. long time where I was like like sweating. like legitimately like holy [ __ ] dude. and uh yeah so you know I'll I'll really. do anything for money at this point you. guys you guys want to pay me to do.

anything I'm really down you make a. flyer for dude can I make your Flyers. can I make your AI flyer please devil a. flyers dude please hire me to make your. flyers and just pay me a really. competitive. rate you got to take that's Lam mer L. that's your job dude I'll do a flyer off. with Lam mer I'll do it during the show. different someone else yeah I was going. to say those are nice you got spiffy ass. fers yeah he's good those are spiffy I. actually I was like I walked out I saw L. May designing a flyer for you yeah that.

was he gave it to me I need it something. like now I was like let me get something. now I'm waiting three days later I get a. text like how's this I'm like I already. have it can I see what it was it was. trash I'll tell you right now cuz I. could 15 minutes a flyer I'm in and out. dude real high-end art I I can make I. saw the fly you made it was trash uh I. changed it all right I saw the yeah dude. the ground floor of the crap flyer the. mermaid I come and do both their jobs I. got to be honest with you if you just. give me their salaries I'll take a 10%.

I'll take a 10% drop we'll just start. over I'll leave gas digital I'll be. these [ __ ] guys you can't to take our. JS BR you guys could never Hispanics. coming to take. your he made his way to Texas to take. your JS you guys are former strong. wall yeah we'll defend our JS let's go. at any cost how physical. violence he know Brazilian ji- Jitsu I. know I could definitely take them both. no I don't think get both at the same.

time Gardini is a wrestler who's not. afraid to put a thumb in someone's butt. and lame is he's a Jiu-Jitsu athlete as. well and a a fake. wrestler but right now he's got dinged. up got. leg he took a brusy tumble the other. night he took a bruy tumes oh just you. rolled your ankle walking oh yeah that. used to be the Louis J G special I just. when I was in high school once a month. and it would never heal cuz it was. always a little bit rolled so I be.

walking at it at in the middle of. conversation just fall on the floor bro. that's I'm still doing that I shatter my. ankle once a year once a year do I. remember I did I I just for no there was. no there was no Athletics involved there. was no I wasn't running I wasn't playing. basketball it was simply just walking. and I I was for like a year I kept on. doing it I was walking around in a cane. when I was in like the 12th grade you. had a cane I had a cane every. Daye because you're R angle it was more. that it wasn't goth dude at that point I.

had discovered more like metal pimp. devil wear like it would be like it be. like a bowling like a bowling shirt with. the devil. on like big jenko jeans oh my God can. what you didn't have a regular cane you. had like a you had an evil cane dude. evil I know you had an evil cane what. was your hand gripping what type of. skull head was it was a skull with an. orb dude no it wasn't a skull was like a. hand with an orb an evil.

god you're an evil wizard you're a dark. wizard at. school and dude I remember I [ __ ] had. that clean dude and I I I crashed my. mom's car of course I crashed my mom's. car up to evil misch me and my friends. we were hanging out and uh we were just. like you know cruising around on my. mom's Dodge Neon and uh it was like wet. out I think I hydroplaned I don't know. exactly what happened I just [ __ ]. I've never been a good driver I just. [ __ ] kened into like a a like a like.

a seaw wall next to like the Hudson. River and I just [ __ ] up the front of. her car and then I went back I was. working at KFC at the time and my. manager at KFC yeah dude you evil at KFC. Evil game prepare the. chicken yes into my goblet throw it in. the vat of boiling oil give me the. chicken. caucuses I have n please oh my god dude. oh my God so he told me he was like it. was Mother's Day this is Mother's dude. senior high school and he's like yeah.

he's like go across the street to shop. right and buy your mom flowers while. you're buying her flowers or or say then. come out and call the cops and say. somebody hit the car while you were. buying your mom flowers right IDE um so. like the cop comes and he doesn't. believe me at all he's like he's like. the a he's like a car hit this and I was. like. yep. yes looking to my eyes.

why were you in the devil why were you. evil evil ban kid dude dude so the cop's. like why why is there mud all around the. the the wheel well the around the tire I. was like I don't know dude they must. have threw mud at the tire that's crazy. I don't know they did that he's like it. looks like you drove off the road and. hit into a guard rail and I was like no. I didn't do that definitely not took the. report anyway dude they let me get away.

with it that's awesome and then I came. home and it was me it was like me and. like two chicks and my buddy and like I. I hob in I was like Mom I was like I. crashed the car dude she literally I. mean I watched her run at me dude like. like like the real devil dude like it. was the craziest you remember you ever. see um uh what's that movie it's in. Silence with uh Jim from the. office yeah quiet place D it was like. the quiet place Devils [ __ ] dude she. came at me and I was like I couldn't.

[ __ ] run fast enough dude and she. started beating me in front of my. friends and then we all ran and then my. mom chased me and my friends through the. streets of West havra um they left like. their book bags in the car and like the. girl left her like Varsity like letter. jacket my mom went to a bridge and threw. everything off the oh my God yeah Dam. where were the flowers she oh she. started hitting me with the flowers. that's right I was like I got you. flowers it was nuts I mean it was a neon. it was a Dodge Neon yeah you can't [ __ ]. that up that was a that was a big deal.

yeah dude mashing the car up like that. that was literally the least expensive. car that you could buy new in the world. yeah at the time yeah they were Dodge. Neons were tough cars that is a tough. car they were iconic there's not one. Dodge Neon that's not damaged like that. though no she could drive that around no. you can't see a Dodge Neon you can't. find a Dodge Neon today that's one color. you can only find like. panels dude I I would love to get a dude. honestly I have to buy a second car cuz. my girl [ __ ] Uber's every everywhere.

and maybe I'm going to Dodge Neon dude. how sick would that be just a [ __ ]. used 98 Dodge. Neon that would be [ __ ] nice have her. bopping around in that that'd be nice. yeah be sick yeah she's very pretty so. that'd be really fun I have an injury. right now see a very pretty blonde lady. get get out of a [ __ ] Dodge Neon I. missed on the TR [ __ ] missed the Tran. tow my ass up what happened shot Tran. dude was tearing my ass up what what. actually did Happ I just walked into the. corner of a bed and oh my God my [ __ ].

seriously yeah it's it's like two weeks. dude that's a tough damage yeah you must. have screamed you must have had I. literally put I put my eye down I was. like [ __ ] I'm sorry did you did you yell. the n-w no that's my go-to it really. does relieve really relieve the stress. of stubbing your. toe yes when he put down his black child. he screamed at the N word that's okay. it's not racist dude it's about stress. relief. dude have you ever heard of scream. therapy it's a real thing yes I have.

they go out in the woods and scream yeah. the N word really I like stuff I like. the men's groups where like an older man. stands before you you have to like push. me you have to like push him he's like I. just saw like I'm a man I'm a man man. I'm a man don't stop boy and they cry. afterwards the guy holds you and you cry. in his arms and that's the therapy I. love it that sounds that's what I need. dud sometimes when I run I swear this is. this is the gayest thing sometimes if I. run I like I get into like almost like a. meditative State and I'm like by myself. and around the 25 minute Mark I start.

crying D you get a Runners low you get. [ __ ] I swear to God sometimes I just. get emotional and just start crying. while I'm running really it's a bizarre. thing I don't know exactly [ __ ] their. pants that's not bad yeah some Runners. [ __ ] themselves it's better you get when. you get the runners high it's kind of. nuts I finally started getting that this. year where you're like oh this is what. people are talking about where you're. just like haven't got CL feel feels like. you're floating you're like 15 20. minutes into the Run yeah and you're. like you're like oh I feel great and I.

want to keep going you you first 10. minutes like I want to stop running all. I want to I want to stop this sucks and. you get to that that sweet spot 20. minutes you know I I really like running. yeah wow it's great see how I'm into. running guys I'm I'm back in Jiu-Jitsu. yeah you look good all right you look. good what's your uh what are you working. on right now in Jiu-Jitsu uh what's your. focus I'm just [ __ ] trying to not. bang up my knees I got two bad knees I. had knee surgery so do you ever have to.

just stop you people have to just stop I. stop for a year everyone's injured. everyone I know do Jiu-Jitsu is like. severely injured yeah you shouldn't do. it yeah it's like literally I so even. though I can physically defend myself. better I now physically can't because. both of my knees are shot my shoulders. [ __ ] up my neck's all [ __ ] up it's a. me I I don't yeah dude you talk to Rogan. Rogan's just like he like yeah I got to. go get a spinal reconstructive [ __ ]. replacement surgery you're like all. right dude yeah I just carry a dagger on. me yeah small dagger.

yeah that'll fend them off that is funny. though I mean just to it's fun I I did. it for a while I liked it yeah but yeah. I couldn't as soon as I saw everyone. just like my neck's cranked and this and. that I'm like I don't feel like being. old and like. arthritic yeah I don't think there's any. way around it I think you just accept. the fact that you're going to be super. injured when I started boxing that was. it was way less on the body really way. less yeah dude I would rather be punch. in the head to be honest what about Krav. MGA jarate.

yeah we all know what team you're on now. sorry dude but how does it work I don't. really know dude I think you. [ __ ] is that it is that k m I don't. know. pinch you give me your. penties now the IDF us bench is a good. technique I think it's like what you use. against like small Palestinian. children I'm kidding I'm kid you pinched. them. I'm kidding Josh I'm bringing some light.

to a very dark situation yeah. man that's all we can do how to defend. yourself against an 11-year-old boy. that's all we can do in his shitty. house sorry um no that's fine so I watch. I watched Terminator for the first time. in 30 years terminator's awesome first. time in 30 I haven't seen that movie. since I was a kid it's a better movie. than you remember is it really. terminator's sick actually I started. watching that a couple years ago I was.

always T2 man your T2 yeah of course. that was you know was our generation I. saw T2 in the. movies T1 was I haven't seen I don't. think any of them actually I just. started watching the original Terminator. one time like dude this is [ __ ]. awesome it was it's such a like really. cool and especially now cuz AI art is. taking over like dude I. think I'm it's about to become [ __ ]. Skynet dude and it's all going to start. with a poster that they make. fromers yeah what are you going to do. with all what are you going to do with. all the interns I gu digital uh they're.

not flyer. makers what can you AI I'm I'm trying to. just brainstorm with you bu there's AI. stuff for podcast production do like. Clips there's there's there's AI. programs right now that will say you say. all right you could give the prompt. being like I want to go viral based off. of trending topics right now right and. then they pull 10 Clips they give you. the the titles they give you the. hashtags they give you everything and. it's [ __ ] all perfect they do the. cutting they'll do the zoom in they'll. do all the you could set specific. parameters specific styles of so yeah. you guys are [ __ ] we don't do Clips.

you guys are all right no one can. capture guard dog's aesthetic too no. yeah his aesthetic is yeah but what you. could do is you could put in his. aesthetic to as an AI prompt and capture. this aesthetic I think no offense I. think guard dog could be the easiest. AI it'd literally be like AI going yeah. that's uh yeah that's what I did. [Music]. earlier nuh I didn't say that uh.

the machines are rising though are you. afraid of that are you afraid of the. machines one day like becoming so good. that they go all right humans are the. problem now we need to eliminate them. nuclear war [ __ ] collaps of the banks. there's a bigger chance humans just do. that to themselves yeah I'm not worried. about that it's funny like they're going. to figure out where the problem it's. like we've already done humans haven't. figured that yeah we've been killing. each other the whole time yeah we're. just murdering each other constantly so. yeah I don't worry the machine's up I. don't worry about that at all ly like. they're going to uprise and just wipe us.

out it's like that's some like y 2K you. remember in the year 2000 they were like. dude midnight it's going to hit. everything's going to blow up and we all. kind of bought it I bought it a little. bit I was a little bit nervous year I. was young when my I was pretty young. sixth grade yeah I was I remember Y2K. came around I was just kind of like was. 12 it was 12th grade I don't have any. [ __ ] money I was like there was like. all the banks are going to go out I was. like I have a drawer that I have a. couple dollar I just looked into I. looked into the orb on my evil cane. we're going to be fine.

yes yeah any any major thing 08 was nice. collapse the decent didn't affect. me I told you I was a realer the house. the housing bubble I was a real people. say that housing bubble I I shake my. head every time I have no idea what that. means yeah yeah I guess the prices just. get too high and then everyone goes no. thank you and then they all just Dr down. drop down is that going to happen. soon they say but problem are there's. not like a national housing bubble every.

city is different so like it'll happen. in certain markets and the other markets. will go up it's like be like there's. going to be a blanket housing bubble. it's not going to happen but it did that. was a subprime mortgage crisis all those. Mor there was people who had all those. mortgages for and then they got four. closed on and blah blah blah they're not. doing that again but they were still. even during 08 there were still housing. markets that were still going up are. they doing that right now again I don't. think so no okay good no they're not. doing that right they better not be no. there that was like a speculative. the thing they were selling to people.

but no now the interest rate's about to. drop I'll give you guys the full. Financial yeah how do you know all this. so we we going to buy a house oh yeah so. the interest rate's about to drop right. now little tell me when this is what I. do my friends who buy crypto I'm like. just text me tell time crypto I waited. till it was at its peak and I was. like I just lost $20,000 I did the same. exact thing I lost like 15K and I was. telling my buddy about it and he's like. and I was like dude it's I'm losing it. all he's like now you got to buy more I. like what are you talking about yeah now. it's low yeah now it's the time there's.

still crypto guys out there being like. it's going to hit 250k my my friend my. good friend of mine his name is West. obviously it's he's a crypto bro he like. lit sold off his businesses like he's. and he plays with like high high numbers. and I just told him I was like dude I. don't know what the [ __ ] I was like yeah. just you make a lot of money doing this. just tell me when and two days ago he. texted me being like buy Bitcoin and buy. Solano right now Solano yeah he's like. Solano is going to get really volatile. he's like sell it he's like I'm going to. tell you when to sell it off he's like. it's goingon to be in a few months this. summer he was like but it should do four. to five times in revenue and I'm like.

what really dude he's Jewish and he's. Rich he's got a boat I'm like come on. dude please don't [ __ ] me dude I'm gonna. [ __ ] myself I know I am yeah probably. not yet but I'm I'm about to nothing. crazy but I'm about to put a few. thousand in just because I'm a big. ethereum man myself ethereum guy yeah. but apparently. ethereum's yeah I found out [ __ ] sucks. lost everything yeah I actually I told. you I bought it was like $100 worth when. it was 6,000 bucks Bitcoin yeah and then.

I just was like I'm done with this thing. I got rid of my Robin Hood app all that. stuff and then it shot up to like 60,000. bucks and I was like and you just opened. it one day and we're like whoa I saw it. I was just like whatever what am I going. to do because then you can't rep the. thing is even if it happens once your. chances of repli replicating that. success oh wa you sold it and didn't. make sold it I made like a 100 bucks. that's I got it but the thing is when. you do that then you're like all right. cool you made $50,000 in Bitcoin money. it's like all right do it again it's. like you're going to double down chances. are you're going to [ __ ] lose the. second time yeah that's the problem with.

it it's too speculative you know what. you should do focus on podcasting hard. work more podcast grinding more posters. yeah more posters the posters are. working this this is it dude the. depraved sold out invest in the posters. saw thater people saw that poster and. said holy [ __ ] the devil's going to do. standup tonight's going to be evil how. evil was the show it's pretty evil dude. it was totally normal. regular evil dude it was an evil show.

the depraved is a great concept the. mayor was evil did you did you do your. most [ __ ] up joke to start yeah yeah I. did my most [ __ ] up joke it was about. Island nice yeah how' it Go went pretty. good it was okay you sound it sounded. like you had a really nice set I had a. fun time no everyone killed dude [ __ ]. tear up dude hilarious ripping yeah the. idea of the show you have to start with. your most [ __ ] up joke and then dig. yourself out of a hole that's the idea. nice yeah it's my like a grave hole like. a grave dude kind of like a grave your.

hand comes up it's going to be the. spookiest show you've ever [ __ ]. seen people had to leave they were too. scared were they really dude I saw a. lady at the creek and cave for real like. get pissed off and like smash a glass it. wasn't during my set I was like walking. in and I like I'm coming in I hear just. like boom I thought a waitress dropped. something I think it was Brian Holzman. was holzman's been killing people he was. screaming his whole Instagram is have. you watched his Instagram at all no it's. great it's just he films people leaving. the show yeah he has his opener outside.

film people leave the show and he's like. why are you leaving and every single. person's like that was [ __ ] racist. and sexist that guy sucks I'm out d a. lady he posted she just cleared like a. tray of empty glasses and went and then. walked out of the creaky cave and I was. like oh [ __ ] that's crazy nobody. everyone just like looked at her like. what the [ __ ] yeah yeah it was pretty. nut it's a wild way to handle a joke you. don't like yeah just breaking people's. property [ __ ] up should have tackled. her should have protected her small. business business we should have went.

outside and shot a guy should killed. that. girl outside and shot a guy yes thank. God the small businesses are saved now. thanks to a few Patriots there's a few. Patriots that protected them and saved. us thank God I was so scared for them. remember that when all the small. businesses were getting like blown up. when like last summer small businesses. were being blown up yeah why people were. pissed throwing [ __ ] the windows and. [ __ ] what do you mean when did this.

happen never mind we're just talking. about old crap country's moved on yeah. we have truly moved on this country has. fully moved on which is nice yes I. missed the pandemic huh I missed the. pandemic do you really yeah cuz I was. like one of the only people not playing. by the rules like yeah oh you were out. buzzing around doggy I was trying to I. was trying to [ __ ] touch as many. people as possible like I was hooking up. I was single for a lot of the pandemics. yeah what was that like I'm curious. about that nobody was trying to hook up. so it was like girlss were like really.

you're down I was like yeah come on. let's go we can [ __ ] we get a bust to. oursel. today take the Mega Bus it's going to be. awesome wait were there dudes that were. like scared of [ __ ] during the pandemic. I think so yeah yeah I think there's a. lot of people it was almost there was a. lot of shaming going on so if you were. going out and you were like part of like. the normal New Yorker or La crowd people. were like dud what the [ __ ] wrong with. you why are you not staying home that. was a real thing yeah if you did a show. people would like post it yeah like look. at this [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah that's.

lame as [ __ ] like dude I got a [ __ ]. throbber I have a boner go meet someone. I got to stop jacking off in my parents. house I kiss a girl yeah that must have. been cool that must have been exciting. yeah it like STDs weren't even a. consideration it was just like long as. we don't get no we could die yeah we're. all about to die who. cares did you get real sick with the co. I didn't think so and then I remembered. that I was I was death ill at the Legion. of skanks New Year's Eve.

2019 party that we threw at the uh The. Comedy Store and there was like 500. people there that I mean we were all. smoking Blunts and hugging and [ __ ]. it was just yeah like and I was I mean I. was like I've never been this I can't. smell anything I can't taste anything. what that I remember like literally six. months later I was like I was like I. don't think I got Co and everyone was. like dude you don't remember that you. literally started had on New. Year yeah if you if don't want Co avoid.

any Legion of skanks type of anything. it's literally people sharing blunts. spitting yeah dude skankfest is. genuinely you're going to get some type. of hellish sickness it's a petri dish of. just disease yeah there's actually there. that is a thing where people come back. like I think I got that skanks Fest Co. people always say like I got you guys. are going to invent a new something's. coming out of a new strain is coming out. of it is a real wet Mark it's literally. it's all evil KFC employees gather. evil KFC employees gather and are like.

we should do acid and spit on each other. and. piss oh I [ __ ] threw up on a. girl oh my girlfriend passed out again. [ __ ] it is it's just people passing out. just diab employes go KFC employees it's. goth KFC employees. festival and you get to watch like. podcasters box it makes no. sense it rules it does r it rules it.

rules I it wild they. impressive so stupid but if you really. on if you look at some of it you're like. what the [ __ ] is happening here it's. [ __ ] sick I'm nervous about this year. because I feel like it's gotten a lot. like this past year was so big like the. amount of people talking about it I'm. nervous now that it's not going to be as. many skanks that are at skankfest and. there's going to be a bunch of normal. people there this year that don't know. what they're [ __ ] they're going to be. scared off they're going to be [ __ ]. they're going to be scared off. cuz we have like a lot of mainstream.

Comics I mean all of our friends have. become famous and mainstream at this. point you know what I'm saying so it's. like like yeah dude like we're well. we'll see what happens but I think. there's going to be a lot more like. normal like hot chicks and they're going. to be like what is [ __ ] happen God no. they'll love it they'll just move in and. be like get out of my way gas station. lady I'm here yeah the gas station. ladies are going to be so. sad the gas station ladies the gas. station ladies were cleaning up oh yeah. yeah dude dude gas station ladies go. there and get plowed but every single.

dude loves the gas station ladies yeah. man it's [ __ ] 10 to one love dude. goth KFC dudes 10 to one against gas. station. ladies everyone's drinking soda. everyone's F acid you don't know anybody. who smokes cigarettes or drinks soda. anymore except for it gamefest. everyone's just drinking a. soda [ __ ] you guys are building up. TOS like every Festival has to build up. to like a tremendous casualty so you.

guys are like maybe will it be a. Woodstock 99 thing do you think or you. think it'll be like a Travis Scott. trample well we had we were Inon we were. in Houston was the same time you're. right cuz people were I remember I flew. back with a guy he had it was all Astro. worlded it out and he was just like you. don't understand man if you weren't. there you don't understand what happened. he was like fighting with his friends on. his like you guys. charg you trampled children you trampled. a child to get 20t closer to Drake you. psycho. speaking of Drizzy oh yeah yeah you see.

drizzy's unit I didn't see his unit oh I. didn't see it I I heard about this is. that one of your AI Flyers can we please. see it it's a decent penis I'm sure it's. great dude L wasn't impressed Lise Lam. mer said it was a long skinny I saw it I. said that was a good dog he did have the. proper angle he us like was he beating. off he was kind of flopping it a little. did he have L did he have a take me to. your leader what do you mean skinny. probe yeah dude he had skinny he skinny. probe he had he had the perfect angle he. had like the hunter photo where you put.

it in front of the camera you know what. I mean you hold up the animal and you're. behind it oh you get like every bit of. length yeah like holding up of fish yeah. and there was a bit of a bass grab there. too oh he was pushing the bottom bro you. know you need a bass grab in a photo dud. come on dude I'm just saying you got it. yeah see what's going. on I put my I put my dick next to a. replica of the Twin Towers to make it. look bigger when I send it to girls. that's what I do that's funny yeah it's.

nice that's awesome it's a nice penis. let me see I didn't realize I didn't see. him jerking. off like guy oh he's got a fatty shut. the [ __ ] up that's how I felt a big long. Wang he's he's 60% hard first of all. he's not even BW cheed out dude he's. [ __ ] He's flopping it yeah dude in. order to [ __ ] my dick is that big. that that hard it's I'd have to use one. her to flop it like this come and get.

it man you don't think he's got a. Honker I got to see your Honker if. you're talking like this no no no he's. to get my hand G was going to grab the. headphones I thought you were for Real. about to pull his pants. down also Drake's a big guy I am is he a. big guy I think he's tall I think he's a. big guy I think so he's not a little. little tiny Humper yeah with a massive. honk dude I kind of like Drake and a. weird way I [ __ ] love Drake he's got. great songs he's [ __ ] cool as [ __ ] he.

[ __ ] what's you got the problem is. the Evol what's the evolution going to. be bro he's been evolving he's been for. 15 years he has been but yeah dude he. was [ __ ] he was a gay kid on a a. Canadian TV show oh he was handicapped. yeah was he handicapped in the show. after he got school shot he got school. shot that's what happened he got school. shot and became hand they were ahead of. school shoot that was like combine yeah. it was combine it also Canada they don't. really have that problem in Canada no. I'm not hating on the guy I'm saying the. evolution what's the next phase going to.

be when rappers hit their 40s they. typically go into like yeah spirituality. black Israelite stuff the question is. going to be like Jay-Z's now like. billionaire husband like what's the. evolution going to be or is he gonna be. mess always going to be [ __ ] could be an. old Playboy an old boy Playboy yeah I. think he's going to be cool I think he's. he made like a dance a house music CD. album that's sick he'll probably change. some sad you see like Snoop Dog now. you're like what are you doing dude you. Martha Stewart you [ __ ] [ __ ].

you're supposed to be Snoop yeah well. Martha Stewart's a [ __ ] convict. though yeah I know but she's comic music. yeah but yeah I'm always curious I I I. like to follow rappers into the 40s and. see what they do and it's always kind of. interesting like I'm trying to think of. like m m had a rough one M beefing with. Ben Zeno still Trump dog got M what did. Trump dog no and Eminem made like a. cipher H yeah he's like should I pour. this hot coffee pot pot on Donald. Trump's head like God damn it dude he.

looks weird too Eminem like what I don't. know white guys with money they do this. thing where it's like he looks almost. like rubber you actually speak he looks. like the when the Terminator had the. fake face where he was in the mirror. cutting his eye out but you can tell. it's like a rubber mask that's what. Eminem looks like now he's got beard. he's got a very dark beard yeah dark. beard dark now he's just Marshall though. yeah so he doesn't call himself Eminem. anymore he's not Slim Shady no but I'm. saying he's full Marshall though he has. like dark hair beard he just getting.

beefs with Benzino about I don't know. he's still getting Ben XO yeah they're. beefing right currently they're beefing. as you speak benzo's daughter is like. now getting in the mix and she did a. song with bust of Rhymes or she was. dressed kind of provocatively there's I. could go into rap beef here I love rap. dude rap follow it constantly I went on. a [ __ ] real journey of rap beef for a. long time because I love the beef tracks. I dude I I work out to beef tracks. that's it kind and I don't take a side. I'll listen to one beef track and I'm. the other one I'm just as pumped dude. yeah it rules dude [ __ ] uh apparently.

Benzino said something about him on a. podcast or something and now they're. fighting he just he just calls him. probably called him like a culture. vulture that's a big that's that's the. thing white guys deal with in rap Tom. McDonald's getting [ __ ] right now dud. Tom McDonald put out the number one. billboard hit number one billboard hit. with Ben Shapiro [ __ ] people are. furious at him CU they're like dude. that's racist to say that all other rap. is turning people's kids into Thugs and. strippers and you know it's like well. obviously not all the rap does that but. there you could point to a lot of rap I.

think Buck Cherry had a lot to do with. women turning into. strippers you know I don't think that. was much funny though to be like act as. if they don't know like there are. trending rap artists that are for sure a. terrible influence yeah you can say it's. not a racist thing to say but it's also. like you're nobody's a terrible. influence you got to be a good parent so. no matter I don't give a [ __ ] my son. could watch any movie listen to any rap. I'm not worried about him becoming a. piece of [ __ ] because I'm raising him. right and he gets to watch this as you. know you know a little treat it's it's.

provocative you get to watch this sh I. watch I let him watch i s of let him. watch South Park recently awes his mom. hates it but I'm like it's just he's a. good kid he's not going to repeat this. stuff he knows what's wrong he. understands it's provocative and it's. wrong to say that's why it's funny yeah. um yeah South Park has kind of like an. underlying moral though there's a. new was like was 10 was no underlying. moral anything dude dude there the new. NBA young boy video who I also follow a.

lot is just them reenacting like Street. murders it's pulling up on ATVs and like. visibly like graphically shooting people. in cars it's [ __ ] insane yeah well. they there's like a whole thing where. like there are rappers regularly. murdering each other like just like in. the underground it's a real thing it's. like they start like they get a song. that Trends on like reals then murdered. the next. week terrible so that's that's that's. the weird and like dude that stuff. people do like that stuff yeah but it's. like yeah you're right though but if you. like you kind of like watching the same.

way you go to world star nobody's going. there and being like Oh I want to be. that I think people are oh yeah they for. sure are but here's yeah but you're. right though it's like if your kid is if. you're if there's nothing between your. kid and the internet that's your that's. the parents problem did you hear about. the kid who shot up the school recently. and they're going to convict the mom now. maybe the mom and the dad now are going. to be faced with charges and now they. started leaking the fact that the mom. was like going to sex parties I don't. know why they like you should have got. your kid mental he like help in [ __ ].

instead of [ __ ] she was cheating on. her husband with the Fire Marshall and. like they were like setting up in hotel. rooms and having like sex parties but. it's just all coming out as part where. was it huh it was like I don't know. somewhere like the Midwest or something. yeah it could have been Milwaukee's. going wild you think milwa is going wild. Lise what did you. do but yeah dude it's like they're. they're like now trying to prosecute. this mother and then they' be like did. you know she was cheating on her husband. too and it's like what's the angle for. Prosecuting them though was it was it. because they legitimately gave this gave.

the kid a gun access the dad gave him a. gun but they locked it with like a zip. tie or something something like or like. one of those chain combination things. and they're like we didn't think he knew. the combination he just took the gun to. school that's crazy yeah the lady was. like I was against the gun purchase and. then they were like you were cheating on. your husband yeah yeah whatever you were. a [ __ ] it's crazy uh yeah it's also. that's not like much of a deterrent you. know what I mean if they're like we're. going to start Prosecuting parents of. School shooters yeah it's like I'm. pretty sure every parent's like please. don't be a school shooter yeah exactly.

you know every school shooter is like. sweet my parents are going down for this. I hated them. also that's a nice threat too as a kid. parents like yeah if they're like it's. bedtime you go is it cuz I'll get your. gun and shoot. everyone I'm staying up to watch Monday. Night. Raw mom I know you're a. [ __ ] if I shoot anybody your ass is. going to jail yeah everyone's going to. find out about what you did everyone's.

going to. know can I sleep over Jason's house. tonight be like a weird you guys were. shooting up the school with a kid though. you almost like they are [ __ ] kids. and I there's a responsibility dude if. your kid's shooting up a [ __ ] school. I will say you did something wrong yeah. maybe not criminal but like maybe you. should look at what the [ __ ] was going. on in that you failed in one way or. another maybe he overmedicated the [ __ ]. out of the kid maybe maybe the kid it's. tempting dude it's tempting man cuz. every you could cut so many corners. parenting now you can have iPad meds you.

can fully like yeah just Boggle your kid. down yeah well it's easier like people. you see it happen all the time they're. just in a restaurant and they just give. their kid an iPad and the kid is. completely disconnected I'm doing shut. down so hard they would dude they'd be. on they're they're making future like. autistic like I think like it's like. learned autism you're going to have. people that have trouble making eye. contact shaking hands [ __ ] like doing. any of that stuff because. their entire communication is all built. in this I'll be honest I could do.

without both those anyway eye contact. sucks and so does shaking hand contact. is no you got to look for your. reflection in someone's eye so that you. scare them dude did you did I send that. to you do you see me I see can't see. myself look for your reflection in their. eye and speak slowly and close eye. contact is pretty gay you're right eye. contact and then when if you make eye. contact with another man for more than. one second it's like what you do if you. bring up eye contact and then talk about. it's very uncomfortable did it right now. I hate it dude now rest the. podcast podcast on the Spectrum.

dude should podcast on the Spectrum. should we uh hold hands uh yeah I'd like. that uh dude I can't wait to start. watching that show Show's incredible I. can't wait it's great I'm I I didn't. know what it was it's exactly what I. thought it was like you talk about. crying running I cry watching that show. you you watch you cry watching so nice. love on the Spectrum yes it shows when. the parents are relieved like when the. mom's like I never thought he'd find. love they'd find anyone like they they. go the girl the the one boyfriend takes.

the girl to Africa she loves Lions so. they go see the Lions and then the mom's. like I never thought there'd be a day. where she didn't say I need you and this. is great oh wow it really [ __ ]. beautiful yeah it's really sweet. beautiful dude the show is a tear jerker. it's a tear jerker they're also innocent. they're Angels dude they're Sweet Angels. they are Absolute Angels and they walk. around dude James hit in the [ __ ]. that Instagram video about releasing. sexually he put out a Instagram video of. him just like uh I I heard that.

sometimes. uh the the pressure is so uh intense. sexually that you need to just release. it or you can't think about anything. else is anybody else experiencing this. my morning every morning of my life it's. literally for B yeah yeah absolutely I. said that exact speech to my girlfriend. two days ago when she wouldn't [ __ ] me I. was like I have to release. want to be in a bad mood all day H yeah.

it's the only thing I can think about H. sexually release dude he women just. don't care they don't care about the. release they don't release they like to. hold it over you too they like to go you. don't L you better start making me. release true I've been in here begging. Lam mer to release me he won't he won't. bring that voluptuous ass over to me let. me use you they have zero frame of. reference if you stay here I get free. use true when you're playing video games. you got to lay on your stomach so I can. come in and get behind you yo come on.

man Lise it's not that big of a deal I. bet Lam's ass from behind is pretty nice. like bear just laying you imagine laying. on he's prone you're behind. him you get just putting putting your. face in it dude get like a sniffing get. Brazilian waxes too have them like. hairless dude I am going to make you. hairless he has to wear women's shoes. just lay on his back [ __ ] see it if I. hear the clap of those High heels coming. in.

here you started pimping his ass out oh. yeah start pimping any anytime somebody. comes and visits I go there's a little. treat out there there's a sweet morsel. it be Shane steen's Island. dude that is my temple I should have. them I could paint it I could get the. red and white or the blue and white. stripes it's the. temple there's a comedy millionaire. pimping out 35-year old black dudes.

that can't be a crime no way I told you. as long as you're not tricking him man. trafficking is when you trick or. intimidate that would have felt like a. trick though I was like come down here. it's good for comedy. uh next thing you know Simon Rex is. going deep in your. ass you just selling them to all your. famous friends Simon Rex is plowing L. mer. this episode is brought to you by better. help a common misconception about.

relationships is that they have to be. easy to be quote right but sometimes the. best ones happen when both people put in. the work to make them great yeah therapy. can be great to work through the. challenges you face in all of your. relationships whether with friends work. you're sniffing other or anyone going to. therapy with your friend would be sick. we you and me could use some coues c c. after what you just did to. me we're going to talk God forbid I won. one game we're going to talk about it. God forbid I won oh God forbid dude I.

have one thing and you have to take. it by the way they read your your body. posture in couples counseling if you're. not sitting close together they're like. I noticed you're not sitting close. together I said yeah he stinks he. [ __ ] kicked me the head farted and he. stinks he kicked me in the head and tri. to bring it up to his low kick strategy. it was just a fluke I was ducking a. punch you don't duck a your leg kicks. had nothing to do with. it God see what I'm up against you know. what I mean that's what I would say to. the therapist I go do you see what I'm. dealing.

with I'm fine it's it's the. other whether your friends work your s. together or anyone if you're thinking of. starting therapy give better help a try. it's entirely online designed to be. convenient flexible and suited to your. schedule just fill out a brief. questionnaire to get matched with a. licensed therapist and switch therapists. anytime for no additional charge become. your own soulmate smile whether you're. looking for one or not visit. betterhelp.com. mssp today to get 10% off your first.

month that's betterhelp. hp.com mssp that'd be a good therapist. just a cat calling man if you're a girl. you go to therapist he's like smile baby. smile baby I don't want to see you sad. smile girl you look so much more. beautiful when you're happy all right. guys what the. hell are you looking for a super offer. for Super Bowl 58 draftking Sportsbook. has you covered new customers can can. bet big big on they can bet on the big. game and turn five bucks into 200.

instantly on bonus. bets. uh I'm not allowed to give you guys. betting advice nope according to this. but I do like checking out the lines and. odds on draftking Sportsbook app yeah. man because you're not allowed to bet. here in Texas it's not online betting. yet but I check the I still have sports. book to check the line so I can keep you. also bet in your head and just be like. knew it I bet in my head all the time. man knew it. uh download the draftking Sportsbook app. now and use code drenched new customers.

can bet five bucks and get 200 instantly. in bonus bets only on draftking. Sportsbook an official sports betting. partner of Super Bowl 58 with code. drenched the crown is. yours [ __ ] legal. disclaimer damn this is it this is the. end of our day this is we got to power. through finish the drill gambling. problem call 1800 Gambler or in West. Virginia visit. www.1 1800 gambler. net in New York call. 8778 hopen or text heny.

46739 in Connecticut help is available. for problem gambling call. 8887895118. varies by jurisdiction void in Ontario. bonus bets expire 168 hours after. issuance C dk.com for eligibility and.

deposit restrictions terms and. responsible gaming resources that was. good I tried my best that was good that. thing's [ __ ] tough that's gibberish. that's the Agro Craig the thing that. [ __ ] me up is Boot Hill Casino in. Kansas void in Ontario yeah what the. [ __ ] are we talking about I have no idea. I have no idea all right now let's get. back to the show yeah also please go to. mamik cuscom to go to shows m.com. please Shane mill.com also and also.

stand up Lewis Lewis of. skanks Lis Lewis of skanks lar Le is. going to be a Cap City and I March 19th. and I'm sure some some other people will. stop by to it's going to be a who's who. of Comedians and then you get to watch. Lam mer stretch his tiny. ass you get to watch L mer stretch that. gaping hole at Cap City ass City it's a. meet and P there's going to be a meet. and pound after crap City Comedy.

Club there's going to be a meet and. greet where you get to meet Lam Mer's. [ __ ] all. right that [ __ ] dude Simon stayed here. the last few days that guy can fart dude. s Simon Rex Simon. Rex oh yeah I put that out there that. guy can unleash FS dude I've never I. didn't think I could meet my match. really he destroys what we're talking 50. 18 second farts he can hold it dude.

[Music]. like he did that the other day and like. just looked at me. went like yeah. dude yeah nothing better than farting. with your boys dude yeah complete bro I. hate it I get so mad you get mad I was. leaky yesterday dude that's crazy talk. well if it's loud it's funny smell your. yeah if it smells that's if you can. enter me with your [ __ ] particles true.

true it just feels so invasive it feels. like raped is this the way a raped. victim feels I assume that if a woman is. raped she feels exactly like I feel if a. man farts in my press can smell and. taste. it I feel like yeah the okan man can hit. some nasty ones you were hitting them. out of the park yesterday dude I didn't. I didn't really I couldn't smell you. were farting in the car until I got to. my car and then when we got to yeah you. were hitting some nasty ones I was. farting in a restaurant at the. restaurant. didn't even know a car dude in a car is. just [ __ ] I was farting like a dog.

though like I for real didn't know I. wasting I didn't know the restaurant. remember that guy's dick on the ride. home dude dude this guy was it's like. maybe 70 60 year old guy was outside to. like jog I guess and like spandex shorts. with just like a [ __ ] bullfrog dude. in his PS and it was and he kept like. you know when people like girls were. like short shorts and they tug down on. stuff he kept like trying to adjust. himself and it was like yeah I think you. were you hit the nail on head there he. was clearly was like damn I didn't know. my dick was going to be out this much. yep these shorts are int he was wearing.

yeah he was wearing compression shorts. dude and it was dong was out dude if I. wear compression turns my dick into a. [ __ ] like it's just so there's no bulge. compress dude when I wear sheaths it. literally looks like I have Barbie's. private parts like just a flat like a. like a tiny indentation of a slit it. creates a slit for some reason yeah I. don't know. how I have no [ __ ] dick it sucks. that's all right that's why you were an. evil man you said God cursed me I.

remember one time so I got kicked out of. Equinox I'm banned for life why and um. there he's been kicked out dozens of. times no not from Equinox I was I worked. at equinox for years I I I waved The. Equinox flag I love that place dude and. I got into argum in the steam room right. yeah I got into an argument with three. dudes in the steam room because they. were talking too loud and it was my. place of peace and ironically it turned. into a just me screaming in the Equinox. locker room just in the Mist through the. Mist don't say in the mist and around La.

May that's [ __ ] up come on. doggy I got it you got uh get it the uh. no it was I was out afterwards but then. I had to go to Lifetime Fitness which is. still a nice gym very nice but it's a. step down from Equinox and maybe my. third day at Lifetime Fitness I'm in the. steam room and some dude just. goes in the steam room in the [ __ ]. hot steam room dude and I just got. kicked out of Equinox so I couldn't like. I I was like I can't make this another. [ __ ] thing dude but it was the I mean.

it unbelievable it was the craziest. thing I had ever experienced in my. entire life I never even thought of that. farting in a steam room is just cuz the. steam just expands yeah. yeah damn next time next time we hit the. sauna with Ries got a fart hit a fart he. might kill you sp it would smell so go. crazy going to be so Furious for dude no. you should go in who his uh his [ __ ]. what do they call it the uh the tank. where you float and just do water.

farts that might come back to haunt you. though that salt could enter yeah you. know what I mean farting in the sauna. would be it's as funny as it gets it' be. so loud that's crazy somebody did that. oh yeah and that [ __ ] it's like a Pew. it's literally a circular Pew [ __ ] yes. dude it would bounce for joke pu it. would bounce my mom would say PE it's. very funny she wouldn't say pu if you. farted my mom she go oh. Pew and then I would anytime she would.

go to the bath any time my mom took a. [ __ ] I would be there to go mom Pew she. go oh yours are. worse mom keeping an eye on your mom for. the [ __ ] is. [Music]. soing they they're pretty quiet about it. dude they sneak off they slink off yeah. they're like dying dogs dude going to. the porch I was going to say the exact. speaking of rip tibble true my cat died.

TI's gone now you had a cat here I had a. cat in my parents house and they were. waiting to kill that [ __ ] all. all it took was he didn't eat for three. days and they were like all right we. take him to the vet dead he was tearing. that house up he was [ __ ] them up. yeah he was kill and he had a [ __ ] he. had a he had a terrible [ __ ] my cat. had a [ __ ] up ass and anytime he took. his [ __ ] a turd would stay and he would. just walk around the house there was a. he was ready to go he it was time to go. I wish he had gotten I wish he had.

gotten one more summer I think he was. probably like 10 yeah how old are cats. live for they're [ __ ] old are they. really they can get old I thought he was. going to outlive my parents really I. thought he was going to ruin their lives. for the rest of their lives we used it's. kind of nice for them that I GRE up at. the suburbs like just trashy like we. just had like just like cats yeah oh we. just we find a cat under a porch we just. find like brand new kittens we're like. let's take them we take awesome from. their yeah cats rule dude before they. were ready and then we ended up having.

so many cat it wasn't like we were in. like a cat house we always have like. three or four cats right and then cat. house that's 100% a cat house that's a. lot four Gatos yeah yeah four Gatos so. my one well my one cat Miss Kitty she. started we she we just let her like we. never fix any of you an evil KFC worker. with a cat named Miss Kitty Miss Kitty. yes Miss. Kitty but she would start [ __ ] her. babies like the cats would grow up and. remember she had a litter with one of. her children who and those babies came.

out I mean talk about on the Spectrum. cat do these cats were crosseyed they. their feet were. backwards what' you do with them she ate. them it was crazy oh no Miss Kitty ate. Miss Kitty was like this isn't going to. happen Miss Kitty ate her cat that's a. cat abortion yeah dude holy [ __ ] that's. terrible man they were evil [ __ ] like. know AI do hands cat feed and Bs were. all [ __ ].

up [ __ ] oh man your mom was probably. scared it's very in a Hispanic house. thatd. be my mom was white oh you had a hoey. mom my mom I'm half Puerto Rican half. Italian Irish oh nice nice yeah the. funny side yeah. true yeah tibble tibble was a good guy. I'm sad about it not as sad as I thought. I'd be yeah named after the Romeo and. Juliet character yes nice. the prince of cats yeah it was time for. him man he need yeah my parents were.

going through hell my Mom hated that. [ __ ] cat yeah it was he would bite. her scratching up Furniture he destroyed. the entire every single day he ruined. their house it's like literally you just. you have a couch and the couch goes I'm. just going to just [ __ ] ruins. everything he was [ __ ] and pissing. everywhere my parents house stinks and. they were I bought my I got my mom a. pool and she kept being like we got to. get rid of the cat I was like I will. literally fill the pool with concrete if. if you touch that [ __ ]. cat she what she thought the cat was.

going to like drown or something or like. no no she was trying to kill the cat oh. and I was threat to take the cat was. going like [ __ ] with the water no no no. no I was threatening to if they harmed. sweet tibble is wck a humongous Monument. to tible tible in the concrete yeah. actually I should that's a good idea do. like a do like a 2-in fountain with like. a huge Monument to tile like well now. your pool is a skate park for my Philly. friends oh God good be in there dropping. in just [ __ ] having bam Mar Jer. [ __ ] hanging out in your pool yo I'm. at Phil's.

house what about bam how have you not. become friends with bam I feel like. that's in the trajectory of your life I. would like that to happen yeah that'd be. fun I could just see bam literally. living on this couch at one point that. would be that'd be chill' be super chill. to have bam and Bam would get free you. on LY for sure yeah I'm about to wake up. La. Mer [ __ ] Lam Mer's ass so bad. is he like in rehab now or something I. know he was he was doing the Florida.

Shuffle that's what it was called is. that what they call it yeah they were. moving him around from different rehab. places yeah Tak I think he's like 19. days sober or something like that pretty. good when you hear somebody like that. you're like he's bragging about 19 days. you're like damn dude good for. you 19 days is good 19 days you really. counting the hours at that point yeah. yeah yeah that that's tough it's got to. be tough for him though cuz it's like. you know it's one thing to get sober but. if you've like dropped descended from. like. Uber Fame and then you like get sober. it's like a tough adjustment it's what.

the hell you up to I guess he has enough. money though maybe not I think he does. dude think he still got a lot of cash. yeah dude he had a ton of money I don't. know how he's doing yeah but I mean he's. if you're not working like there's not. like a lot of residuals from Jackass at. this point I mean the movies I think. there are you think so that much where. he can [ __ ] stain a [ __ ] those M. yeah those movies were I guess sure I do. get a $17 check from the Jim Gaffigan. show once every three months hell yeah. from one episode of the Jim Gaff and. show and he has residuals on all Viva.

bams yeah but you can also burn a lot of. money doing drugs and stuff you burn a. ton of money buying houses and [ __ ]. doing drugs and like I'm just I don't. know if the residuals from viva laam. would keep him Rich he's probably. straight though I think richer than you. would imagined at no I no I I don't I. didn't even realize that money was a. thing a i boys get on this yeah in life. like I I had no idea like up until four. years ago I thought the max you could. make was $2,000 a weekend as a comic. from Big J from opening for Big J I was.

like dude imagine 2,000 in a weekend. that'd be wild yeah um and then I then I. found out the reality of things a few. years later and I was like why did I say. the n-word so much on camera why am I a. fool all I had to do was tap it in I was. right there you were you were so close. now you're banished to the demon realm. yes the show tonight's going to be so. scary. [Laughter]. if you can guess my name by the end of.

this show I will give you your life. back L. [ __ ]. [ __ ] what's what's B Mar's net worth. dude these are never really completely. accurate but it says is an American. Estate border it says a million and he. has a lot of like restaurants and other. clothing brands and stuff that I think. generate oh yeah dude he. he has a lot of businesses stuff he's. chilling dude bam is straight hell yeah.

I I I would love to get bam on Legion of. s that'd be a great Legion of hard to do. I think get him yeah getting bam on. there would be nice I know be sick he. could he yeah uh he's beefing with steo. and stuff is he I think that's off and. on yeah I'll dude I'll I'll side with. [ __ ] bam in a heartbeat I'll I'll end. my relationship with steo right now to. become friends with bam you got to. [ __ ] listen to sto's [ __ ] scratchy. ass voice anymore. like [ __ ] oh God we need noox nox kno's.

A's royalty D kno's King in that Game of. Thrones he for sure yeah ascended he was. always though he was the king kind of. the whole time yeah how did they even. get introduced to each other yeah wasn't. he already sort of like on like. a cam kill yourself he was not in CKY. yeah but then steo was doing his thing I. think Tain is that his name yeah Jeff. Tain yeah he put them all together he.

was like here's all you guys are making. the same [ __ ] basically Knoxville. extreme Goa yeah Johnny Knox I would. have done all that [ __ ] if I wasn't a. [ __ ] like I was way in but I was like. I'm not hurting myself dude when that. came out I think I'm sure all three of. us gave a shot the home video jump off. jump off a shed into a bush and be. like just nut tap your bodyy I was also. nut tap also afraid myself yeah I'm a. [ __ ] I can't I'm not like I can't do.

any of that [ __ ] all my friends started. skateboarding I decid I was dude I'm. going I'm going to be an aggressive. inline skater I'm going to roller. blade and I couldn't do any tricks Sav. your [ __ ] life but I couldn't do any. tricks I couldn't I couldn't jump and. land like a a rail slide or any of that. [ __ ] dude no it's impossible I can just. skate the way pretty girls skate through. a park it's good that's kind I can go. backwards I can cross over really you go. backwards oh yeah you ever [ __ ] with any. verts half F uh one time not on. Rollerblades so when the first time I. went to Amsterdam when I was 22 years.

old we stayed in a place called utre. which is like 45 minutes outside of. Amsterdam it's like a different city um. but we were just poor we're like oh we. get a hotel for $110 a night and so we. like had to [ __ ] take a 40-minute. train ride into Amsterdam every day to. bang hookers and get. weed a [ __ ] super train home every. night it. sucked it [ __ ] blew what were you. doing in Amsterdam just hookers and weed. dude that was it it was before we was UT. just popping utre didn't have anything.

dude we literally like a suburb we went. to a suburb to come it's like saying in. Westchester when you're visiting New. York City there's no reason so uh in. utre there was a halfpipe like for like. skateboarders and we had rented those. like big [ __ ] stiff Dutch bikes and I. was like dude I'm going to hit the half. pipe with the Dutch bikee dude and I. literally went and I just went I flipped. over the [ __ ] thing and it just. landed on top of me and I went oh and I. laid on the ground for like a half an. hour while Dutch people laughed at.

me my mom died when I was there oh who. was there when I was there my mom died I. was in amster I didn't find out till I. got home was there damn I you said I'm. sorry no it's okay oh so you got back. from the trip and you got home you're. like damn yeah I when I got back yeah. I'd like to think it was when I entered. my first legal prostitute that my mom's. heart gave out like that was the. moment [ __ ] you are that's why you're. [ __ ] damn that's I mean could have.

been hell yeah it's a chance there a. shot maybe how what was it like getting. legal. prostitutes do you like shake their. hands like. ma'am partner no they were like just. sort of more like. um like clinical I want to say about it. really like prostitutes in the states. like they vary from like being like all. right you're [ __ ] entering hotel room. and banging them for pretty cheap and. you're sort of in and out that was sort. of the energy like you're you're you pay.

I think it was. 50 um [ __ ] suck 50 [ __ ] suck did. she like it and she loved it I loved her. we were in love that's nice but they. were like literally how many times they. were like European models dude they were. like they were we're talk I don't know. if you've been to the red light district. in Amsterdam dude but these are like. some of them look like like [ __ ]. garbage animals and then some of them. are the most beautiful women you've ever. seen in your entire life like like crazy. like like so wildly hot to the point.

where you're like why would you do this. just go find a rich I don't understand. it like you can definitely find an old. rich guy that you'll just [ __ ] this one. gross guy for your life you could. probably cheat on him and he'll take. care of you I don't really understand. the mentality of a that beautiful of a. woman selling her vagina for $50 to. tourus I sure there's a evil man behind. that you think that there's traffic. definitely that makes it. hotter that makes it better for me yeah. but I was in the red light district in. Hamburg Germany it which is not even.

close to as good as that but they were. all still I was like oh my God these are. the prettiest ladies ever hottest Nazis. you've ever seen in your entire life. these are some quality Nazis hot Nazi. you guys got some good Nazis here I see. why you were trying to preserve this but. very very clinical very like you know. they [ __ ] open their legs you go 10. minutes you're [ __ ] out but you got. to walk out into the street and other. guys are like ah hey what's up like. yeah after you came you don't have like. the the the inside of your body nut like.

whatever you just don't care you're like. oh I got nut I got to get it out you. don't care who watches you walk in but. when you walk out you're like looking. out the window to make sure nobody's. there the shame yeah it's very shameful. it's fun to get guys on the way out of. there and be like. Y what you just doing there we I was. knocking down a parking garage at work. and like where I was standing overlooked. right into an alley where a wishy-washy. was I just stood there all day people. come out like y they just turn around be. like one one dude usually guys would. Scurry away this one guy looked up and.

went and just walked away what a beast. dude yeah I've yeah I'm not going to put. dirt on the man's name what we we saw my. uh my dad my dad and my uncle witnessed. an NFL great walking out. there I'm not gonna put dirt on the. man's name but it was just funny I just. it came to mind did they yell his name. no they were like holy [ __ ] look it's. [ __ ] I like oh [ __ ] yeah nice holy. [ __ ] it's Carson. Wentz it's Donovan McNab he came out of.

it and puked came out McNab yeah well. I'm literally trying to name a football. player hold on I got. this John Elway there you go Elway would. be nice laway would be nice I could see. he probably mess with the pro ladies. yeah he's a unit yeah he's a big dog. that [ __ ] we were watching that. Marino you like that Marino I like. Marino I didn't know he was that good I. knew he was good yeah I didn't know he. was that good Marino I met Marino this. past weekend at uh the I was at a Bud. Light thing and uh he is not much for.

talking what what your Bud Light thing I. had to I went to a multi-million doll. signing go [ __ ] yourself this Bud Light. thing it was like you know sign my name. a Bud Light. conference I had to talk no you didn't. did you did you perform or you was it. comedy or just like sort of no it was. like uh hey we're not gay anymore hey. hey no it was like a it was like a. convention thing for all the wholesalers. for Bud Light so they had they like made. an announcement they're like we're. partnering with the hottest comic ever.

oh my God and APR Mac and then they. brought me out and I had to be like were. people like pumped yeah they were pumped. some people that's awesome did you it. was like a speech more so like hello I. literally talked for three minutes. that's awesome did you do any jokes or. you just said hey I'm happy I did some. jokes I had some fun jokes they they. were like cuz they give you parameters. it's obviously pretty serious thing they. were like don't talk about anything. don't. say you need to drink responsibly you. know what I mean they're like just say.

drink responsibly so I got out there I. was like I got so [ __ ] responsible. last night I'm gonna get responsible. tonight that's F that's funny yeah it. was nice very funny we had a good time. but I met Marino afterwards he's a micho. balra man oh wow so I I was like they. were like Corp Espionage yeah no no no. they're that's anheiser Bush oh it's we. because I got invited to go to a. yokratom conference and yeah I was just. got to meet bam. it was just a bunch of you know gas. station ladies just kind of Zed out.

sleepy gas station sleepy gas by the way. all the guys they have yo or they have. katom here yeah at uh all the guys here. don't know what it is what do you mean. they seem to think it's like a health. Elixir um I guess our introduction. through to katum was through you guys. well so we always kind of viewed it as. gas station goth. Fuel and now it's like some people. there's different strains I gu some of. them make you like sleepy some of them. give you like more alert like I know. Justin silver uses it to like write and. [ __ ] which is [ __ ].

stop dude you need a new method yeah. that was me and Beer's like favorite. thing was when he was making those dog. videos about like dog. CBD like I'm here with. Kona Kona come here girl this I'm giving. her. CBD Kona thanes dog CBD so uh but you. know but it really the use for it is. [ __ ] Shir list doing push-ups with. James he's doing powerups yeah he's like.

now I'm here with. Kona this is Dolly she has separation. anxiety I'm giving her dog. katom so but no people use it instead of. [ __ ] being addicted to pain or pain. pills or being addicted to heroin it's. like a a better alternative to that. that's the the the use case that I've. seen it used for in a positive way some. people use it recreationally and they. just get a little High I did it a few. times I took too much one time and I was. like it made me really F does make you. nauseous Mak me super nauseous and I.

couldn't now now I can't even smell it. um but it tastes like [ __ ] the first. time I really saw was Josh Adam Myers. was crushing that [ __ ] yeah he was like. yeah I'm sober and I watch him drink a. gallon ofat yeah I think it's like small. doses it gives you like an energy boost. and lar does it's like an opiate kind of. Mak it does it feels like you took like. two perk sets yeah that's what it feels. like but yeah don't do it I know I saw. that stff you don't want none of this. stuff I saw that stuff from a mile away. you just go to the gas station right now.

and get two perk ass setes for like $8. they sell them a gas station you can get. katum every gas station in this country. sells katom dude they do and now now. they s the Delta nine weed which is just. weed like Delta 9 weed hemp arrived like. it's just weed. yeah somebody told me yesterday he got. arrested because it was a comic no I. guess it was on kill Tony the the guy. the guy was telling the story how he got. arrested because he told the cop. that it was regular weed in his vape pen. and the cop was like is this Delta 9.

he's like no it's real weed cop's like. you're under arrest what [ __ ] [ __ ]. yeah wait what was going on in the katom. Expo what were people doing no there. wasn't really a katom Expo there was a. conference I. don't uh but yeah got to meet Marino. that was sick that's awesome he didn't I. was excited to meet him he didn't he. didn't reciprocate well he was doing his. thing he had to he his thing was like a. meet and great thing so he was already. he was kind of in the middle of or he. was about to it hadn't opened yet so I. was just there and he was like you could.

tell he was getting in his taking. pictures me and great mode and I was. hitting him with like so you went to uh. Pittsburgh Central Catholic he was like. yeah I was like I I grew up in like. Harrisburg so it's not that far it's. like a three-hour drive so I know. I I was like 3 hours away that's so far. away to be like yeah yeah it's like oh. you're from Philly yeah sick I'm from. Washington DC so. basically the same thing you know like. yeah all right yeah it was damn it was.

uncomfortable for me she like sacked you. just kid [ __ ] what if I tackled. you I'd beat your [ __ ]. ass all right she all right man yeah all. right cool man [ __ ] you I'm out of here. dude I met the Iceman Chuck Liddell he. was there did you really he was the man. that's awesome I met the IC Man. Chocolate once not the man he was not. being friendly no cuz I wasn't at a. conference I was at a diner and I saw. him oh yeah that and I didn't I didn't. look if you [ __ ] see a celebrity.

right if they're eating with their. family or friends like you don't [ __ ]. go up to them that's obnoxious as [ __ ]. right I didn't do that okay I was. walking out of a diner I saw him like. just taking a seat in a diner with like. maybe it looked like business associates. yeah you know you know what they were it. looked like a couple business guys yeah. uh and then like a chick like a hot. chick and then as I'm walking up I was. like oh [ __ ] chocolate up what's up dude. I just did that as I'm like walking out. of the din like you know like that and. he literally stared forward like he was.

pissed that he was being recognized and. was like and I was like what like. nothing no acknowledgement but like. almost like a pissed off [ __ ] look. like I was about to come over to him and. be like oh can I get a picture can I get. an autograph it's like go [ __ ] yourself. you [ __ ] loser [ __ ] you dude who you. or him [ __ ] him dude you're the loser. you yelling know his name that's not a. loser ice man dude you know how you. should be appreciative of the fact that. people know who the [ __ ] he is. dude how how long ago was this what year.

this was after his retirement like way. after his retirement this is [ __ ] you. know maybe five years ago I want to say. and he just he iced you he the name the. name f cold as ice dude yeah but he. probably got hit think about the fans he. had dude he probably got hit with the. craziest dudes yeah UFC fans UFC fans. back then dude like now they're a lot. more little. back then it was just dudes it was. skankfest yeah it. wasc UF Monster Energy t-shirts being.

like Iceman dude it's such a [ __ ]. pleasure to meet you Iceman could you. [ __ ] that's what they were doing to. him a little there people were like. could you [ __ ] it'd be so sick to. knock me out could you f like oh yeah I. understand and I if I would if I would. have approached his table and if I would. have said if I would have been a like a. weirdo that would have been one thing. but somebody said you just [ __ ] say. [ __ ] crazy dude that's crazy it's a. crazy crazy thing what time of day was. this night time 10:00 at night were you. inebriated I don't think so you were.

sober [ __ ]. hammered who are the Jews you're hanging. out. with these jewi acknowledge me icem. man he didn't even look at me. [ __ ] how mad were you when you. how mad were you when you got your. car oh I look like a fool oh I look like. a fool you know a podcast with Michael. did you say that to him no I didn't say. I literally said I think I said like.

what's up Chuck or like Iceman from like. as I'm walking out I was leaving I was. in trajectory and in that scenario you. just go you go like all what's up yeah. that is yeah I know what you mean hit. you with the [ __ ] front of the lady. getting iced in front of the lady while. you're Fanning out that does hurt oh. dude you're with a girl you probably got. in the car like [ __ ] get the car. steing I was like no I know him he jokes. like that that's it's like a gag that he. does time with. that dude we got a thing going classic. chalk classic chalk dude I'm going to go.

back I'm not going to bother. him I'll see I'm gonna text now I'm. gonna send him a text right. now what's up dude classic ice got me. that's a great reality show for you got. iced and it's just Shu getting pissed. that people recognize in a public place. see your phone you're like send the text. to the icean. man really really hilarious how you did. that really good to see you dude oh man.

yeah that's good let's uh let's switch. over to the patre with the patch thank. you lisis yeah than you [ __ ] man I. love you guys love you L hell yeah can I. promote my tour YES tour yeah come see. me live Lewis ofc. the medi ogre tour. I'm going everywhere I keep on adding. new cities and uh yeah check out my my. specials specials on YouTube all that. [ __ ] hell yeah yeah sick.

oh.