Ep 471 - Introspective Bad Ass (feat. Tommy Pope)

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man yeah if you did gay stuff to them. they would have [ __ ] lost it dude hey. knocking the [ __ ] off man we're trying. to play the. guitars no stop [ __ ] showing me your. dick pal that ain't funny around. here yeah your boss what the hell my. horny needed [ __ ] sure I'll take a piece. of bubblegum what the hell that's your. testicle skin partner goddamn scrotum. out of. here kick his ass don't show your. scrotum in this [ __ ] Donny Fritz get.

funky God damnn It Funky don't touch him. how the [ __ ] did you guys get into that. what that song country that was Matt's. what was the name of your playlist oh. introspective badass playlist. introspective badass you've come across. the same genre yourself at a certain. point you can only listen to. introspective badass songs your brothers. turned me on to some beach songs Florida. you some yach rock no but he's got like. a it's like a deeper Yacht Rock it's. like more emotionally oh soft rock. talking soft rock talk respected badass.

soft rock soft rock is like for the. ladies there's two there's two families. of soft rock one's for the ladies and. one's just for a dude being like going. with myself yeah one's for sitting in. your bed just staring at the wall. exactly it's all dudes do they don't. have a girlfriend you stare at the wall. you stare at the. wall slowly [ __ ] die need a woman. just filling you with bad ideas you go. wait what that's what keeps you alive it. does her mouth and bad ideas otherwi you. with away you wouldn't move otherwise.

dude if I didn't have a wife I'd stop. moving like tomorrow just be like yeah. yes God I would be like this is so. relaxing that I would just be like I. know this isn't good to talk about but. if you did if your family left how many. days do you think you would lay down. that's a great question like for real to. catch get up catch some z's dude not. exaggerating catch up on some z's not. even depressing Z's just like it would. be fully all disease he's lost like my. bi like you were to like if you were to. suspend my physical organism out of my.

family structure where I was just laying. there yeah dude I'd be you'd catch z a. week it be You' have to go back to being. you'd become a feral pig again dude I'd. wait I was sleep for a week straight. yeah I always thought about that in Jack. Bower you know say 24 hours to do some. wild [ __ ] like just show a sketch of him. the next 244 hours dude just get up and. piss eat McDonald's I knew a dude who. used to hold it down where he would tell. his wife he's like I need two weeks no. questions asked catch you later and he. said he would just [ __ ] chicks just go. no nuts dude like with puss everything.

really Co cooker everything how often. would the two weeks come in huh how. often like what's the distance I think. he would just I think that the wolf. would howl within him and he' be like I. got to go I got he would just go [ __ ]. nuts that's kind of introspective badass. though just like it hey ma'am I got to. hit to the tavern yeah where's my I got. to quench my thirst with. whiskey yeah he was just and he was like. explained this to me I'm like okay and. she was cool with it I don't think so. yeah I don't think so no I don't think. it worked right didn't you tell me I.

think the party got away from I think. the Dr Jackal Mr Hyde situation yes that. party week Mr Hyde [ __ ] took over. yeah you go I'm never going home yeah I. like the party week bring Beach week you. bring the party closer do you yeah. you're like how you bring the party. right down the street yeah and then the. party keep the party right here the. party. takes I remember being younger being. like it's kind of boss to be when I was. younger I was like yeah that makes sense. yeah you just disappear for two weeks. and do blow two weeks is a lot I me.

it's a long time every few months you. get a weekend to go AC and [ __ ] off two. weeks he's got no. kids I don't want to give too any too. much identifying information but he man. he was embedded in a family yeah. although he was embedded he was embedded. in the family but the the uh yeah that. was I it's got to be nuts though because. then when you're like okay I've had. enough it's got to be you got to be the. saddest dude after those two weeks you'd. be like I love you so much yeah probably.

helps a little I could see it coming. home and being like I love my wife so. [ __ ] much I never want to go back to. those two weeks yeah you're you know. four days SC four days go by and you go. [ __ ] I miss those two weeks I [ __ ]. hate my wife but there has to be dude. imagine the post not Clarity of like you. scream cumed into a hooker and then like. you crash [ __ ]. [Music]. black and the coke wears off and you're. just like you want to go W house like I.

have to go back to my family. oh yeah the that the. scream scream come guys is still the. funniest maybe the funniest thing that. Chuck chuckberry farting in hooker's. face and the scream come guy are the two. funniest dudes what's the loudest grunt. you've made. coming I've settled it but I've I used. to scream I was a I wasn't as you were a. loud lover I was a loud dude yeah yeah I. could hear you make love could help dude.

now yeah I've heard you made love I've. heard you made love loud I mean loud at. sex or you just a loud cumer I was just. a loud cumer I didn't I would I would. think I was quiet what deal we talking. here yeah if it was if it was if there. was no roommates around it was I would. just fully Let It Go yeah I couldn't. help it it felt so damn good dude yeah. if you if you do release an orgasm that. loud where you're screaming I am always. worried I'm going to fart oh yeah cuz. that's like a you know cuz you're. pushing all the everything's going out. brother I I've done.

it I've farted dur an orgasm multiple. times dude it's it happens it happens. it's all right there was ones I I got. reminded of one recently like that one. time you farted you know youed and I was. like what and I was like oh dude I. forgot I was getting head farted during. head I'm not lying you Chu it felt too. it felt too damn Good Chu your damn baby. you feel too damn good it's not my fault. you sashed my soul that's an immediate. stoppage right.

yeah it was comingall was in the okay. yeah the coming brought it on just blew. horn while she blue horn. no right as soon as she. started let me get settled in babe it's. also got to be like a urinal for it too. it's not like loud it's just got to be. like a sweaty butt it's also sweaty butt. dude it's sweaty butt his head sweaty. butt just flapping out like a.

your legs are completely. straight she's. like that is my personal curse that I. can't come unless I'm like the nutcrack. my. legs [ __ ] Elf on the. show for real proper no that's not. you're not wrong. dude I need a chestnut right in my. should I'm going to pop I'm going to. pop his legs locked is a thing sometimes.

I'll be jacking off be like God damn my. knee you know hurt your knee it's like. your elbow after throwing darts for an. hour what the [ __ ] did I do yesterday C. just limp out of the shower like God. damn what the. [ __ ] I just ran a mile I feel like I I. get more vocal the more I come like if. it if it's like a a three-day beat off. yeah or three beat off day like the. third I get you're going feral yeah you. start growing tus well it's TS time yeah. t time there's nothing coming out on the. more the better it feels oh the deeper.

you get into it you're saying once you. get rid of all get rid all the com it's. just but it's a it's a grunt SP it's. your body straining. yeah that's your body screaming your. body's going stop just one more babe. yeah just one more body I to I'm come. rich right now I'll be honest I'm. personally I'm come rich I'm loaded bro. yeah it's crazy I just found out I want. to get my sperm tested and it they'd say. you can't beat all for 3 days so you're. to five eligible so I'm going to Wayne.

off like if I was trying to quit. drinking I'm only going to drink five. it's going to be like those nuclear. tests in the desert be like my God the. Force Unleashed dude our boy was saying. it the jerk off boots are like classic. like there's like magazines and like VHS. tapes still really it's like people just. go in there and they they perform like. you would in the 70s or 80s instead of. just using your phone like they're. they're grabbing VHS tapes filled with. other dudes glazed with other dudes come.

oh my God popping in a VCR hit VI Booth. touching. buttons what make what made you want to. get your SP there's a guy in there. jerking off with you. yeah uh I just want I'm I turned 44 and. I was interested to see what the boys. see what's going on true yeah see if. they're back swimming see if they're. just [ __ ] see if they're I don't know. they're all G singing in a circle see if. it's a yeah yeah see see how many dead. soldiers we have it's just good to know. too be cool to like see what's up yeah. just thousands of them blow on.

aatt especially if you can't get. pregnant or you can't inseminate yeah. it'd be nice to blame the woman never. tell her yeah oh yeah like something's. wrong with you yeah I must go away for. two weeks to find my next piglet yeah. 100% of mine mine works it's you that's. failing us we need an heir would you. break up with a woman if you definitely. wanted kids and you found that she. couldn't I don't know that's a tough one. is it depends how much I cared about her. but yeah I go let's get a surrogate or.

maybe I get a second girlfriend that can. actually surate now sudden we're talking. a very nice. fantasy yeah it's a tough combo that's. actually kind of yeah that'd be kind of. nice too just even obviously you don't. [ __ ] the surrogate but like being like. my C's in there oh yeah you know what I. mean anytime you see her you go God damn. yeah my jizz is in there hopefully just. get reminded of a breakfast big wait so. I don't this whole thing is kind of. mystifying me where's my come exactly. the lady nice I'll be right in your. [ __ ].

it's good to hear I'll give you 20. grand carry my seed or just to make it. like her feel better about the thing you. could shoot into her and have her drip. it into the oh my God just to keep. everyone in the [ __ ] swap just so people. don't feel left out spit in there just. so people don't feel left out like an. avatar. tail two [ __ ] laas just yeah that's. an unfortunate circumstance people run. into and you have to just be like you'd. have to be like all right we're going to. adopt 10 kids we're going to adopt 10. kids and we're going to hold a 1950s.

household where you have to do. everything yeah if you have the money. it's nice to collect them like trading. cards get all different colors and [ __ ]. you can get foster kids and get paid you. know what I mean yeah just get a wild. ass family yeah yeah I'm talking native. to Cambodian the whole thing yeah. there's not a big jump there native to. cambod they look the exact they look. very. similar um it's a pointing observation. it is well you know close close to the. equator that for sure yeah yeah you're. you want more of a Continuum yeah yeah I.

want dude I'm just [ __ ] mad at. Beyonce right now what's wrong with her. did you read her lat did you see her. movie she sucks dude she's turning into. Oprah for me I can't stand and look at. her now what happened she's just too. dramatic with all her [ __ ] riches. yeah yeah her she put out yeah she's. acting I'm so tired of her acting. [ __ ] normal it's like get the [ __ ]. you you are an empress yeah she is now. you sound like a part of the. Beehive he called her Empress yeah I did. she she put out a movie like Taylor I. didn't apparently it's the thing they're.

putting out like tour movies concerts. yeah concert movies so she put out a. concert movie written directed produced. by Queen be herself obviously nice she. directed it yeah dude it just says so. much I mean a lot of the stuff she puts. in there like what she leaves out says. more than the stuff she puts. in where did you read. that I was reading it today dude NPR. shame on NPR why they ran a headline. today saying Beyonce silence on Israel. Palestine is definit something that. point like her silence is so loud and it.

was like so I'm like they can't be. serious about this I read the article. and it was just them describing the. podcast that they talked about it on so. they're kind of using it as a plug NPR. used the conflict to boost up their Pro. their podcast and then said like Beyonce. should be more vocal about the pal. Israel conflict it's very Israel of. them they think wait they think is she. should be Pro more Pro Palestine no. said she needs to pick us up NPR was.

thoroughly neutral they were like we. just need her take her we need Beyonce. her not talking about this is [ __ ] and. then they went on to praise like not in. this article but now they're like super. praising her parenting style it's like. very dude her parenting style is so. [ __ ] good what's so good about. parenting star it's not that [ __ ] in the. Kardashian household you'd see it's like. they are it's gentle with a little bit. of like uh like a little yeah it's. gentle parenting the way people just. that Texas I mean an elder Millennial. like myself needs.

no I like where we're going keep going. an elder Millennial like fyon is showing. people how to do gentle parenting with. just a little bit of like you better not. and they showed a clip of her being. stopped that's annoying and they're like. oh my God so that means that she's you. think she's hit him before so that's why. they respect her words no they're saying. she doesn't hit she models gentle. parenting but also with a little bit of. like Queen Beast ass it's not coming. from her it's coming from the Kardashian. look dude the Kardashians would never do. what she does dude yeah the Kardashians. can't handle it it's like dude this is.

all just like AI media corporate. propaganda that just gets every time Kim. yells [ __ ] comes out of her. M she does yeah she like randomly spits. up like a. baby hit her. back that was a two week old that time. came out. heavy piece of cornbread in the back bow. Kardashians yeah I was I read the news. for like old I don't think I could care.

less about anybody's opinion more than. what who the [ __ ] would be like what do. you think Beyonce thinks about dude. Israel Palestine this is NPR too NPR is. a respected not anymore it's like Vice. dude yeah they're gone yeah true true. dude I walked I got to walk past NPR in. I think Spokane they have like an NPR. studio and it's just wide big glass. windows and I'd walk by and go cuz you. can see him in there talking like du and. then just keep walking that's nice it. was nice you should have got a brick.

true you really should true you should. have got you should have just put a free. Palestine flag on and thrown a brick. through it they'd have to be like well. that's fine or put both put a did a flag. that was half Israel half Palestine and. just threw myself through the window and. be like Beyonce Where Are You Beyonce. help speak my queen we need the Queen's. take I want Taylor's been awfully quiet. herself as well she's been busy with boy. she's boy crazy she is boy crazy she has.

got football player what you think she's. actually getting yeah yeah dude I don't. think that I I don't understand why. believe conspiracy of it's not real how. could why would it cuz he went from a. thick ass black chick that was gorgeous. to this [ __ ] frail skeleton he's. taking a break why do you why are you. talking about Taylor Swift like that cuz. I don't like a pretty lady who was Kel's. original other lover huh who was his. lover before awesome runway model with. Buns of Steel dude really unbelievable. he's taking a break he's taking a skinny. white lady break yeah I guess it is nice.

to take a shift this is the two weeks. away from thick black ass yeah he needs. a break yeah he need that has to be. tired sore yeah he's getting thrown back. he you know you're getting thrown back. on you that's like a [ __ ] piston dude. W true and he's switched to just a. [ __ ] frail tiny hiny little little. boy ass nice tiny heiny dude you'd be. surprised yeah if you get to the depths. of like basically all that ass and hit. like a tiny hiny you can start to be. like all right this is this is nice yeah. little Diamond just I made Shi once and.

it was the scariest thing in the world. tiny hiny yeah you could see like her. the top of her butt bone right above her. ass tailbone comes out of your. skin you have to [ __ ] standing up in the. shower so you don't see any skeletal. remains I sh. whatever I'm saying he's a bit of a. connoisseur Kel is a connoisseur yeah K. I don't know I miss his old I didn't. know he was with she wouldn't be a BBW. would she be would she be a classic BBW. just thick dude there's a lot bbl's now.

are like every chick's getting plastic. surgery story dude it's it's a just a a. circus full Latinas with fake asses F. fake lips called upgrades upgrade no. dude I I consider a downgrade yeah. they're really big go to any airport. yeah oh yeah yeah they're everywhere. yeah I get trick by every time br's. always like that's a BB BBL or whatever. and I'm always like really once they. figure out the Next Generation they like. skinny thighs I know yeah some Latinas. have skinny thighs and big butts though.

by some I mean one I. no maybe it was a BBL though it could. have been an OG BBL it is nice it's a. nice my whole life might be a [ __ ]. lie visual red flag to see someone with. all that work done you're like that's a. [ __ ] yeah that's a lunatic it's a. damaged person yeah I mean dude now I'm. telling you the [ __ ] what uh what's. the [ __ ] called they get all get BOTOX. Botox that's like standard basic yeah. that's like that's like not to not get. it is weird yeah then it's like all the. other stuff is like yeah I mean.

obviously you want to [ __ ] God damn. getting facial surgery is so. funny I hope I go crazy enough me too if. I go crazy enough to dude I hope you get. not get in shape in any way but just. just go nuts on my face Shel [ __ ] jaw. just do nothing with anything else and. just get a crazy face I. mean just Joan Rivers your nose Matt. we've got to do the. patreon no expression five BS what the.

[ __ ] dude a thick black hair. piece hairpiece that's sliding on it's a. turtle neck get the hairline down to. here get the hairline down to the. eyebrows get some wig Bangs. dude that's I mean that's one way to do. it is to just end. it just keeping stand up people be so. scared you guys remember jacking.

off my whole act you get a coach Buzz an. artificial coach Buzz a 4 in sticking. straight up oh even if you got cheek. implants would be so [ __ ] guys be. awesome rich white dudes get those cheek. implants you can see from like the side. I mean you would not be able to resist. the cat contacts you have feline contact. the cat contacts is the ultimate if you. get the feline contacts you reached the. Pinnacle dude in 10 years it's just you. on Tik Tok like cut my life into pieces.

and it's just all [ __ ]. [Laughter]. globing yeah I might get six-pack in. implants sixpack implants be tight in a. BBL there's I sent you a picture of male. BBL male BBL man get bbl's too now yeah. Britney sent me a picture of a male BBL. [ __ ] made laugh H straight guys with. Trump asses they're like they're I was. tell that was the argument I was telling. her I was like it's you got to be gay. Trump. said Trum I was going to say Trump trump.

has a [ __ ] Don remember that tennis. picture yeah it's got to be gay guys. although gay guys are on the frontier of. male beauty products so whatever gay. guys are doing like 30 years ago sh. start doing it's pretty frightening when. they they do it right. tanning nobody did that that was like. highly that was wild when I in college. once in yeah before I went down to. Florida were you Metro remember Metro. that's not a thing anymore I was. metrosexual for sure Metro you still. heard somebody just say that like I'm.

Metro I'm like every everyone's met what. are you talk now it's like a guy who. Combs his hair is like a different. sexuality yeah in my hometown yeah if. you wore cologne did your hair put hair. gel in I used to crush this kid for. wearing hair gel every day every day in. school I'd be like get that [ __ ] out of. your [ __ ] hair he just got and he saw. me like five years later and I jell my. hair yeah he was like what the. [ __ ] it's cool when I do it yeah I was. basically the gay with my brothers like. I would come down with like when.

carpenter jeans came out first I'd have. it like 6 months before that St you're a. stylish guy you're the hammer Loops. don't don't take it like that don't take. it like that you are. stylish there's nothing. wrong just call me gay for three for. three months they call me gay and then. they'd have that style 6 months later. for another six years yeah so they would. just they would just get stuck in that. and then just continue to call me gay. every time I was in the Forefront and. then take it all yeah then [ __ ] be. like all right it's time so there's. always something every Christmas I'll.

have something they're going to go dude. what the [ __ ] are you wearing you yeah. and I go you you'll be wearing this in 3. years it's like Russia with new music. yeah. yeah Vanilla Ice who's this clown you'll. see yeah it is weird that I'm getting. old enough dude getting old enough and. like just noticing now chicks wear like. baggy pants that's a baggy jeans or. thing and I'm just like sucks well yeah. it'll come I like it it'll come back in. our favor don't worry but like you watch. it and I'm just like pendulum's going to. swing swinging back B I feel bottom I.

swear to god dude well summertime this. is them the what only for you have to be. so [ __ ] hot to rock a bell bottom in. my eyes yeah you got to be long you. can't be under 55 56 true I like it yeah. you're right I do like a tall girl in. Bell B yeah you need legs ass has to FL. directly into a nice thigh I slipped and. fell into the wet C below that is a. cowboy a you I have become recently I've. become a bit of a cowpoke that's awesome. in the boot store yesterday you went to.

Allen I went to all ni it's really nice. it is I mean I I felt like I was from. the future like you know just a [ __ ]. grease ball yeah East Coast Maniac I. guys cannot put on cowboy boots dude. that old Bend SpaceTime I put a hat on I. was like I got to stop I'm disrespecting. you guys right now you know I mean I. look [ __ ] truly no I genuinely look. like a. [ __ ] if I put a cowboy hat on I look. actually if I gave you 10 different hats. you'd look for yeah true baseball caps. the closest one no I bet you look SI you.

just have to commit I think it's trust. me on this Chris Chris sent down all my. [ __ ] I left in the apartment a cowboy. hat is in this building you got to put. it on put it on I'll show you you put it. on you put it on in black out and yeah. but don't do it funny you got to do it. serious that'd be nice you got to put it. on the right hand put it on and wake up. and you're building like a development. on some dude's [ __ ] Nature Preserve. what the hell. happened this nice girl told me how to. put it on you have to. like you you put it oh you got to put it. on the front it's got to be snug enough.

for the wind not to kick it off true so. you have to get like a certain I'm in. between seven and a quarter and second 7. and 38 the cowboy hat you didn't pull. the trigger on a cowboy hat no she said. she'd have to stretch it for me to get. get I was like I'm not wasting your time. I'm not buying a [ __ ] I'm picking up. what you're putting down how about you. chill out dude I'm here just get a. [ __ ] cowboy hat yeah I I should just. try it just to have one you know dude. you're tell you would you know exactly. how you look in a cowboy hat you love. every second of it yeah but then it. starts to become like it's a costume you. know even if I wanted to wear it it's.

too all of our clothes are costumes our. personality is a costume dude true man. just get D just get deep into it I don't. like you listening to this introspective. music just talk to me like this your. personality is a total costume it is. it's just a thick it's a thick thing of. defense against our childhood look. at are you [ __ ] kidding me you're. going to talk [ __ ] on this no D that. thing nice. dripe Tommy got me this jacket for my. bday damn dude pretty Co birthday this. week [ __ ] nice Monday I was a damn.

Builder you don't think you look sick. dude I don't I also don't know it's. nasty as [ __ ] it for real is nasty as. [ __ ] 10 out of 10 drip sever I think you. just have to commit to it for like a. week and a half I'll never wear it oh. Cowboy out here be perfect no it's crazy. to do that it is the perfect hat though. for a dude it's the straightest hat. possible and when you're this big if I. had that size I'd make I'd make some. decisions yeah yeah in the house and out. of the house you know what I mean. domination with a hat like that it's. time to dominate and put on the.

hat chicks love that stuff yeah. see Tommy was explaining how you you put. it on and a Coca-Cola with my chicken. tenders I'll just have the chicken. tenders this should be perfect with your. future face you should start doing that. for stand. up you guys have a kids menu. can I get the.

cadilla just cheese no. salsa you just on a best plane take it. back to the window what is this green. stuff I didn't want that you should take. a nap on stage and put it down over your. eyes just like let me rest a here and. just take a nap and then just lift your. hat up every five minutes go let me tell. you a little something hey hey folks let. me tell you a little. story I'll be [ __ ] tight. yeah my uh hey let me tell you a little.

story my uh my uncle's. [ __ ] let me tell you a little tale. about of my [ __ ]. Uncle his hunger required some grilled. cheese sandwiches boys Meer than a. rattlesnake that boy is sweeter. than your mama on front door lemonade. sitting around you know I'm. [Laughter]. saying um Mama's back extrap molasses. Pancakes on a Sunday morning oh you get.

some of them flapjacks coming. out Flapjacks back out for half. hour just like just. [Laughter]. like there's an arena full of people on. the edge of their seats just like this. guy is a [ __ ]. genius he's asleep again this is my. favorite he reminds me of guys from my. hometown that's what I like about.

yeah cowboy has should make they should. actually make a come they should not. even a comeback because they haven't. really been in there but the special. needs Community could get in big into. you know what I mean just just be like. I'm just a cowboy yeah like I'm simple. kind of guy I'm I'm just a simple man I. have small Simple. Pleasures I don't know why I'm making. like a plantation I told you Mexican. guys Mexican guys do this they come up. here and like we're cowboy. I mean they technically were Cowboys out.

there we we did a little map we did a. little map tring on them like here the. check it out the country is totally. different sorry guys I mean you do you. should allow your special needs kid to. just dress up every day right because it. it's kind of like it's like a little. girl being a princess in the afternoon. yeah we in a whole get up yeah I mean I. think people are letting their kids. literally change [ __ ] sex yeah true. you can let them wear whatever you want. if I yeah let your special needs kid get. sex ex change he's like I feel like a.

lady no W them off I go brother actually. I don't know maybe I do it I make a. million dollars off it I be like this is. my. journey sell that doc write to Netflix. true no you got to let them yeah you got. to let them party yeah you got to let. people you know I can't officialize in. your face dude just D like Madonna style. true that so [ __ ] we should let special. Olympians compete with in women's sports. yeah I bet you tear it up yeah or be the.

ring card holders the guys in yeah the. ring girls it' be the ring boys for the. WNBA come out [ __ ] guys cowboy hats. holding up what quarter just chiseled. too yeah you have they do West Watson's. program and get [ __ ] chiseled and. Rich racist chiseled and become aring. brothers that would be tight too if we. got them into like gang politics let. them form like a federation mhm that. would be actually pretty tough Galactic. Empire have the. have them all dress like.

aliens. dude but then you get that like AI fear. where like they'll eventually take over. they're going to take over take over. it's imminent yeah if we let them they. might run it coord yeah they might run. it better I don't know if it would be. all war or all peace but it would be one. of them they're fascist [ __ ] it'. be so fascist you think they'd be. fascist yeah dude it would be airtight. dude I don't know they might be good at. sharing utopianist they might be like. true they might be like they're all. happy for each other a lot of the time. true you know what I mean like Special. Olympics like dude wins everyone's like.

yeah but then someone's going to catch. wind of their peaceful nation and. colonize it for real that is W some. Spanish guy would be like kisore shows. up takes their french fries finds out. they have a ton of Roblox they have a. ton of Roblox gold like dude we got to. get this apparently there's like. pedophiles on Roblox what I didn't know. this there's like pedophiles that Chill. on like Roblox and like I mean basically. Xbox Live you got to start pedo hunting. on Xbox Live cuz there's pedos that. Chill on there the hunter has become the. [Laughter].

what do you mean Roblox like Ro. Minecraft I never played it or I don't. know much about it's a. game the hunters become the. Hunter the game within the game the game. within the game I'm on Call of Duty. Lobby just like hey what's up I'm 12 my. ass my dick's hard right. now fishing just ch in the water just ch. in the waters you just hear Mike turn on. just like what got him. I was watching a thing today about a guy. uh he's just a guy apparently Ohio has a.

pedophile problem which makes. State apparently Ohio is like number one. the Buckey Buck number one Ohio for some. reason through something has the most. pedophiles Ohio has the most almost. everything yeah really it's just a. terrible Place great coaches come out. great presidents yeah I think they the. most I think they' have the most. presidents I mean makes sense it's a. pressure cooker it is a pressure Ohio is. a pressure pressure what's that [ __ ]. [ __ ] B Billy kept saying Ohio resident.

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has a serious pedophile problem I I. caught a shred of information on the. internet I'm here to report it stated as. fact I believe that it is true it's like. it's like k& with Heroin I think they. all stand out there and they're. like enter your address in the that app. to see where they're all at it's oh I've. done it before it's crazy I did it in my. old house and then I walked to the. building and I stood outside and just. menaced I was like you found where the. pedophiles were they're lir yeah there. was a by ours like the three four block.

radius there's like 20 what dude all of. York is L not Pito no no way but but he. should I mean he's on the list. regardless if he de or not yeah of. [ __ ] unicc there's a lot of them. around there huh there's a lot of. pedophiles yeah yeah there was. surprising around my neighborhood there. was a remember alony I talk I tried to. find it and there address was like to. like the one local one of the local. trade buildings but I think they lived. in a place above it or they threw it off. but there was one for sure uh towards.

like North Philly for my old place and. you would I remember I saw the building. and it was just a [ __ ] Nest dude cuz. all the addresses were coming up the. same but like unit this unit that unit. that truly a nest stood outside and I. was just like they probably go out one. of them goes out and hunts shook my fist. brings it back true no they follow a. little Trail it's got to be 20% that. aren't really pedos they just get. slammed for like beating off in public. or a 19-year-old dating a 16-year-old. yeah but you can read their charge on. Meg's list. oh really yeah they'll say like it. doesn't just say doesn't say like weird.

ass [ __ ] [ __ ] this weird ass no. it says like what they did freak ball. yeah some of them you get thrown on the. list you can get thrown on the list for. some [ __ ] yeah she's trying to catch. a beat in the Park yeah how about that. girl from Daytona we saw yesterday. putting a dilda on the beach there was a. lady on the beach fingering herself and. she got arrested she snitched on herself. right away yeah like you didn't see it. yeah they come they came up to this lady. who was hot yeah she was shild on the. beach she was sitting by herself on the.

beach USA in America yeah Daytona and. they [ __ ] bike week she was horn no I. don't think it was bike we it wasn't but. I think it did seem gol Coast was it for. Content or was it just no no no it was a. body cam footage from the cops that. showed up like we got reports of what. were you doing here she's just sitting. at the beach bar she went down to the. beach dildoed herself then went back to. the beach bar somebody [ __ ] snitched. who the [ __ ] snitched I don't know but. that'd be the cool just sitting at a bar. watch she hold dildo in a backpack yeah.

but she came in and like she just told. her she was obviously mentally unstable. yeah but she told right away yeah I. [ __ ] damn dude she was like were you. touching yourself the cops were like. were you touching yourself she was like. you guys didn't see that yeah she's like. there's no way I was just like this I. put the towel over instead of just going. no she's like I had a tow saw you a. family was down there by taking their. [ __ ] beach picture imagine being the. judge of that case imagine being the cop. when you going through a bag he was a. porker he was toys he was a chubby man.

oh he's probably it's been used yeah she. had big heaters yeah little. [ __ ] take it away this is it this is. the score yeah there's [ __ ] on that. there's [ __ ] on that he puts it in a. little vial Shak it up [ __ ] juice I'll. bag it and tag it yeah that was my. friend's deal though I'm wearing my. friend's pants was in my pockets yeah. right likely story C I haven't watched. cops in forever yeah it's got to be. tight it's just every criminal they. apprehend is just dead from fentanyl. they're like come on man get up get up.

[ __ ] yeah crap he's dead yeah. they they had a good run cops yeah the. show it it was awesome there's that one. where the cop Spears that lady and she. stabs herself you ever see that one no. it's great it's just a crazy lady in a. van and they pull up and they like get. out of the van she takes out a huge. knife and it's. like and then a cop comes around the van. and tackles her from behind so funny. when he tackles her he's. like he Spears her but when he tackles. her she goes oh [ __ ] just lands on it.

lands on it they roll her over and all. you see is the handle sticking out the. whole thing's in there sh yeah pretty. rough one [ __ ] what was she doing. Garling I don't know oh yeah yeah she. she went out cold pretty quick she was. like yeah Dam I was a damn Builder I was. a van driver the ultimate belly AE. that's big belly AE dude she got. belly stop.

[Laughter]. yeah if she get if you're a lady with a. knife that's dude there's nothing worse. your gut if you you have a son and he. like stabs himself fighting a cop you're. like you're sad but you're like it's. bound to happen B have your daughter. stab herself while wrestling a cop is. just like [ __ ] isn't that the most. pain that they say getting shot in the. stomach stab I don't know like the most. painful of all gut shot I can imagine it. I don't know I bet that hurts the most. all your leaking in the yeah all the. Chipotle getting out oh the P being.

released being released in the beans. your body just. disintegrates I might become more. powerful if the Chipotle gets released. into everything cuz right now it's just. in the gut and I'm pretty powerful it. just heals the wound it could heal. everything just Wolverine un chewed. piece of beef Pops in the. hole have little little bean shaped. [ __ ] things out of your skin probably. actually kind of nice yeah I think. Chipotle is having a Renaissance I. really think they are chipotle down here.

is pretty good they [ __ ] true I mean. down here close to the. Masters Master true Chipotle Kings guys. probably walk in there and spit it out. like I'm offended what is this mush yeah. the Chipotle Chipotle is coming back I. think so they got the carneada they were. falling what's the what's the Chipotle. looking like down here what's the staff. I haven't even seen them bro oh you're. just all digital bring it to me sh bring. the like the emperor in China you're the.

Chinese emperor what's your seamless. like down here at GrubHub whatever it's. good it is yeah I thought it be but I. mean I'm not even trying [ __ ] I'm just. getting Chipotle true really yeah I'm. crossing. Chipotle you had Chipotle multiple times. a day no not multiple times a day I'll. be honest I haveit I have definitely hit. back toback days of Chipotle I was. eating Chipotle when you walked in yeah. I know have you eaten Chipotle twice in. one day me yeah no I've never EA the. same I don't think you can think it's. physically possible in one day I mean. one bowl of I can eat one Chipotle bowl.

and not eat for the rest of the day 100%. that's what I ate yesterday yeah it's. the only I a place by us is knockoff. Chipotle it's a what's it called hot. peppers hot peppers I split the bowl in. half meal he loved hot hot peppers is so. good yeah that was really good cuz. they're not commercial they can give you. healthy Bounty full Scoops true dude I. got I got to I don't want to have anyone. lose their job I hit a sweet green. yesterday or a couple days ago sweet. green fell off I was wearing sweet green. here for a while they fell off the one. near me is [ __ ] it's back dude they.

have herb roasted they're herb roasted. chicken for real and it's not cutting. little what portions like bro sweet. green portions. notoriously notoriously girl portions. you go there it's just like dude what. you just lettuce it's like dude come on. dude I had a I had a sweet lattice I. said double chicken please what's that. $64 it was a $20 salad for sure $2 salad. but she dude this sweet angel gave me my. two things and I was like I'm you know. I'm getting ready to get the sweet green. sting I'm going [ __ ] are you serious.

right now and then dude it was two more. and I went reason talking a dude four. more [ __ ] Tong fulls of chicken I. literally said God bless you man damn sh. God bless you man dude she hooked me up. with the fattest [ __ ] sweet it was. awesome and those their herb roasted. chicken is a real it's a full chicken. fillet I think they half them so it was. like one half one half one half one I. had like four full fillets of yeah. boneless thigh my God I mean I said. ma'am God bless you man ma'am you're. going to [ __ ] make me ju don't dude.

for real and the dressing said medium. dressing I said that's extra heavy oh my. God man my God man blessed you fully. bless me yeah dude that's the thing too. I'm going to start if I see like a real. thin lady at anywhere like that like a. service bar I'm going to say I can I. please have someone else can I have. someone a little more girthy he. understands portion size yes you get. like a thin like frail communist College. lady just like they used to say that SK.

or whatever what you can't trust a. skinny Chef you can't that's not true. you see some fat bag of [ __ ] sweating. all over your chicken you'll you'll. change your tune dude you see some guy. Chipotle dripping off his forehead smell. like a hot dog [ __ ] you need a big lady. you can't trust with the portions man. you get a skinny lady who's like a. vegetarian throwing up at the like the. meat Master at Chipotle it depends if. they're Asian it's nice skinny Asians. you think they do it out cuz cuz they. eat like like fat men they just burn it.

off true you ever dated Asian girl like. a little Asian girl no not like not not. enough to monitor her calories i' never. I never not in those two weeks yeah I've. had I've had a trist but I've never been. like I never monitored her portions I. get upset when my girl orders this out. because it's like starts at 15 and then. you got to add chicken oh yeah it's like. another seven chicken and shrimp no you. got to go chicken and shrimp and it's. like God damn you getting shrimp bro. if I add I have a problem if I'm adding. proteins it gets out of control real.

fast and then sometimes they'll be like. oh you want both that's a lot I go don't. tell me what the [ __ ] my stomach can. handle don't [ __ ] judge me oh that's. it's actually pretty big people eat it. as a meal I say appetizer yeah we'll see. what's going on I'll be the judge of. that yeah Advertiser please yeah I got. it from my daddy he's the king dude of. making of insuring portion size at. restaurants he goes let me get a salad. big salad yeah and like well he's like. no like a big TR I out and they're like. all right crushes it and then it's.

steak Yeah picking out is just what we. do bro yeah it's nice how's your B put. you should see me put a was a pile today. was a [ __ ] pile that's nice I double. burgered last night though really double. burgered followed it up with the. alpastor taco when we were out Jes you. ate two cheeseburgers mhm like fulls. size Burgers not yes sir are these wow. you cooked them at home yeah oven oven. Burgers okay that's yeah oven Burgers. you definitely need two burgers if you. if it's but I'm talking guacamole on top.

of them cheese sauce barbecue sauce you. cook your burgers in an oven dude yeah. they're very good that's crazy oven. burgers are I'm I was doubtful too oven. burgers were a thing that I had boiler. or just straight oven straight up no. straight up brother brother I'm telling. you oven burgers seasoned up my god. brother and then you you can just munch. them dude you make like 50 of them in. one shot they all come out at once in. the restaurant industry we call it fire. they all fire at once.

order 42 all day fire you know they have. slang in the kitchen order 42 fire all. day TR by day they do Joe ry's podcast. all day Train by day all day what's what. is that all day means like it's done or. I [ __ ] forget they go order 42 fired. all day there's a bunch they have slang. dude they for real think they're in the. Army. yeah we know just all pill heads I went. to college to learn how to boil potatoes. I learned more from my [ __ ].

grandmother dude my ABA taught me how to. cook really dude in my aba's kitchen. dude I didn't know you were such a. foodie you're. foodie dude my ab boa's kitchen was like. any other dude what did you learn spices. she taught you all the spices she taught. me all the not even just that but just. the love that goes into the food it's. like a whole thing for my family all the. more I just like the secrets of cooking. and the patience that like she taught me. everything about cooking I like to. reflect that through my cooking yeah. it's every dude on the F put my burgers. in the oven my bill in the kitchen I was.

a young boy and she'd be pounding. fla she'd be shaving fla balls and I she. say this is the secret to life yeah and. I learned that that's what I reflect in. my cooking am I baking meatballs on the. food. now my uh I never knew my ABA most my. abas had passed before I ever met them I. had one abua alive did you and she was. not a cook she was. mean there was no love in what she was. making yeah she wear bra yeah my Irish.

aboa showed me the ways of quick I. always just picture big Irish Grandma. there's their tits SW no no no why do. you think Irish grandmas have the tits. because all my Ants Italian Guys. fetishize Irish women and I hate it they. do it all the time fetish size they do. it is a product of. it yes you're W Daddy got in there crush. your your [ __ ] daddy cream pied your. Irish Mommy. same yeah yeah yeah it's talking down.

like she's like a big cloud I come down. as a big fat Irish potato ass I [ __ ]. [ __ ] all over yeah that's actually. literally that's how he talks that's. 100% how he talks [ __ ] flesh freckled. Freckle monster. [ __ ] every time you do that I'm. like that's my whole family but all. right it's literally my entire family go. usually when they're mean they they. don't wear bras that's why I actually. said no she was like very conservative. mean you know what I mean like uptight. she would never let my grandma would.

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condition supply let's go cenis I like. Coen good people good. food it's when you're in kill Kenny TVs. are a little small for the game your. family you know what I mean when you go. to kill keny that's familiar for sure my. grandma's. noi. was classic Irish. noi with the. Moose I remember when my Babble met my. [ __ ]. Grand what did Jewish people call their.

grandparents Baba Babble no that's. Russian Bobble yes oh Bubba bub Bubba I. think it's B bub Bubba Bubba Bubba oh I. Bubble at my. ab popup swag though popup. and that's what we went. with Pop's kitchen he would bust out a. tin of hard cookies yes if you if you. got the tag Grandmom you were not. respected by the mother or father.

grandom yeah like if they made you say. that one's grandom there's a problem in. the yeah it's not Nana it's not Nana. Nona mom yeah I don't like Nona yeah. it's too ethnic no too much it's too. wiish for sure GG's W GG's cool [ __ ]. that's what my mom is GG yeah my mom. Pop's so sick yeah that's nice yeah my. mom and popup in his [ __ ] swag and I. also think changing from my mom and. popup to something unique is because. they have a connotation to it like with. their history like you you know you.

don't want to name somebody and it. reminds you of like an ex-girlfriend or. something yeah so you got to switch it. up I'd gladly inhabit popup I have all. mine's just dude he would like give us. beer when we were kids he's the [ __ ]. man it was Bud it was waren Budweisers. if you're if my parents left you be like. yo go drink a beer dude yeah me a [ __ ]. and I'd be like [ __ ] yeah dude how old. are you 14 nice you just give you beers. and like yo let's go let's party right. now I think I'll do that I think I think. I'll give children beer you have to you. be like go get me a buer yeah just be.

like shotg on that oh dude for sure hug. that with me dude please hang out with. me dude my brother used to go around to. the end tables during like House Parties. yeah and just chug all the wine and one. night we shed the same bed one night he. just woke up like Exorcist throwing up. hot red blood which I thought he was. [ __ ] dying so I'm screaming he's. going just [ __ ] booting red table. wine yeah not knowing how to drink as a. kid growing up everywhere is so [ __ ].

funny there's all these dudes that would. like pillage House parties like there. was people would have a party and then. there'd be like four kids who would come. and like steal all the parents stuff and. just leave it happened a lot there. weren't that many P did that you. pillaged you [ __ ] we used to steal did. you really what' you take DVDs DVDs. family pictures smoke alarms remote. controls oh you like [ __ ] their house up. you had all system yeah I'm not proud of. it yeah it's troubled. past he's [ __ ] around no I'm not.

[ __ ] one time we got caught and we. put it all on a big black garbage bag. and like threw it on their lawn and. drove back on LA classic wops dude we. got to get rid of this body fell off the. truck M wait were these uh were these. family parties like are your friends no. like like a a kid will have a party at. their parents house just Village. everything for no reason my uh deers at. those oh bro an upper decker was just. absolute disrespect my brother would go.

the disrespect they took an upper decker. it pinched a [ __ ] loaf they pinched. they dropped an up a deck at my. noas not in the kitchen where she makes. [ __ ] smoke. Lums yeah dude I knew someone who used. to go to frat parties and the whole time. like walk around and try to find the. stash because there' be a knot of five. somewhere you do that or you steal the. Taps off The Keg you go to the tap you. would take the Taps is there like 75. bucks depit rip the tap and you go find.

like you go to the bedrooms and someone. have a knot of fives and you just swipe. it and [ __ ] run who's that person my. brother. Tom he tried to steal a cake and he got. [ __ ] there like get the [ __ ] out of. here my brother my other brother Kevin. like just got his ass kicked and Tom was. like. [Laughter]. peace yeah it's good dirt ball yeah it's. a good move finding the bag at a frat. party and stealing it is fu yeah I never. even considered that that's great he get. hammered and be like I'm going to go. grab these going go grab 350 bucks right.

now he found a dude laying highrisk. maneuver that's a whole house of dudes. that want to jump a guy suicide by frat. yeah that's suicide by frat going to. your dentist the what yeah true yeah. yeah he did he had his final Harrah was. pretty nice where he just got naked at a. party doesn't remember any of those he. got naked it was just munching the. leaves off of plants pretending to be a. dinosaur had to wake up from just. alcohol yeah Jesus. Christ it is funny that's the problem.

it's very funny that's the problem with. when you're very drunk and you're like I. know this is funny yeah you know he was. totally right you wake up and you're. like so embarrassed but you're like [ __ ]. that is that is hilarious nak at a party. Le [ __ ] that's funny munching the trees. at a party naked is that dump must have. been chaos oh [ __ ] yeah there's no way. your body breaks he might have been. spitting out he might have been spitting. out yeah I hope he was spitting out. might have spit up yeah or just real. quickly while no one was looking a. little slight of. hand I think everyone I don't think.

anybody took their eyes. off I don't think the party went back to. normal at any point true I'm sure there. was shrieks you can't get naked at a. party it's not a gag no one likes. anymore yeah I remember open mices. people would do that really yeah I. remember some of the good good Fellas. remember that oh you're right they they. had that was a fun G gag they would get. their dick and ass out yeah then two. years later they were like sexual you're. being sex. sensitive you insensitive yeah that. whole Squad was sus I'd like to get them.

you put them in the air I bet the flag. comes hire them and have them stand in. the back like a Mortal Kombat level hire. them now yeah just to stand in the back. just totally Stern it would be that's a. yeah that'd be nice and then. occasionally point to one of them and go. do a bit you one minute go and go back. to your. set and go you see how [ __ ] bad that. was get off the stage get the [ __ ] out. of here. yeah that's pretty funny yeah they yeah. they were wild Bros they were you know. they're having fun everyone was having.

so much fun everyone was having fun dude. I was you know what I was thinking about. recently grinding at parties yeah of. course walk up to a party stranger grab. their stomachs and just [ __ ] hump. them that was so normal back in the day. and everyone would be like their friend. would be like yes or she would [ __ ]. be like yeah you're good one most times'. be like yeah and then you. get I don't know you could probably bed. that until but this one girl had a. basement where was just dunger fire. every Saturday night just humping the.

[ __ ] out of your girl listening to EI. dude this was up until College in bars. in Philly like when I was in college it. was totally at least like sophomore year. it was not weird to like walk up to. strangers and try to get your grind on. yeah it was totally normal and then it. just one day yeah the last the last few. people walked into like an absolute. industrial fan on. that was like beat up by the cops. but yeah that was back in the day that. was like do they still grind does.

anybody. grind I'm sure the kids are still I. think kids like face each other and jump. up and down now they jump up and down. and go yeah well that's a different type. of kid you know yeah it's like ravers. ravers just jump up I think they grind I. think they grind and now they do like. mystical Madonna hands I think yeah. there you go it's pretty nice Sean Sean. was dancing last night in the Green Room. you were dancing yeah you were yeah you. got angry last night I liked it he's got. a good move has great mov he does have. that Italian fire in him when he drinks. a little yeah yeah no I wasn't that.

angry you get angry you were angry you. were angry I was. angry was mad Italians drinking. true the disrespect no I'm I'm very nice. to everybody every Italian goes to like. the fall of Rome in their head every. night Rome. declines there's a height where you're. dancing in the Green Room little packs. Romana then you get out there and the. the vandals are at the gate the Vandals. have. arrived um damn that was nice me and.

Sean had a nice weekend what' you guys. do crap city oh yeah I CRA crap I got. Tell youa City the new hours oh please D. so good oh please let go I hadn't seen a. lot of it I was I went to Matt's. Thursday show and then watched uh from. the balcony dude from the F SP me from. the back I was so nervous I was like. dude it's all [ __ ] crap you killed no. it was awesome it's awesome yeah the new. stuff's wonderful just getting there I'm. having fun I have been having a lot of. fun dude. I I saw I spied a guy in the crowd this.

weekend I was just like bullshitting I. was literally I forgot what I was. talking about so I started talking to. this guy I was like how you doing man he. looked up at me he's like good I it just. caught me totally off guard he's like a. 35y old dude with braces and I just. [ __ ] started I couldn't stop laughing. I was like you have [ __ ] braces I. lost it adult braces are so oh my God. it's [ __ ] killed me my my like close. friend's dad got braces when he was like. I'm not kidding 55. and it was like holy [ __ ] dude that's. like getting divorced at 70 it's like.

just let your dice go dude yeah man yeah. I mean that's ulterior that's like. higher private eye if your 50-year-old. husband Gets Braces it's like get a. private eye right also there's a visal. line you can get clear braces I know. that's what I was saying at least. [ __ ] poor is this TOS some andal dude. it [ __ ] made me I couldn't stop. laughing that's a good point I mean it's. got to be something yeah cuz the regular. braces are probably like 3500 and then. Vis Line's like five grand so yeah it. was a budget yeah it was a budget the. man was working with a budget smile kill. her I kept telling him like bro when you.

lick your teeth my god dude wait till. you feel that teeth buto that is a nice. feeling you get your favorite color. sports team dude. yeah the. dude the black and yellow BL blue and. yellow blue and yellow every other tooth. I should get braces when I get my facial. surgery yeah for TOS them on get unne. get like you know people get like fake. prescription glasses get unnecessary. totally unnecessary bra Harry car. glasses dude if you rocked unnecessary.

braces that would be kind of a flex if. you just kept braces on like a grill for. the rest of your life. dude thousands of college kids would be. getting braces cuz. you all right SP reached it let's head. over to the patreon let's go goodbye. oh.