Ep 450 - Muscle Mommies (feat. Nate Marshall & Lemaire Lee)

w wow. West E what the hell's up guys little. summer loving dude yes the big gons away. performing at a high level in the Beer. Olympics yeah we're here in. [ __ ] Philadelphia they're. probably getting that gold medal I. really hope so they better bring back. the gold I feel like he'll win I mean. who are they playing against it's just. like younger athletes is it team shirt. Kris what Shir killis that's Shane and. BD's team who are they playing against. I'm oh I don't know we got Shane and BD.

against. another they're playing against all the. pro ballers though really they not I. guess with the. boys yeah just the pro ballers damn damn. happy happy e. y' [ __ ]. e we need we need to eat more than ever. dude yeah for real especially at the end. of Pride dude yeah got it got to eat. yeah rebalance I feel like I woke up. this morning at 3:00 and had. heterosexual sex with my wife and uh not.

nothing you know whatever I was trying. to wait till. July yeah no you f it early it bro I F. it no hetero nuts the dude you tried so. hard your pride should be the new no nut. No it should be should have say now I. had a weird realization this morning. that I I feel like pride in like 200. years is going to become like a Marty gr. or mummer's Day Parade Where like nobody. knows how it started yeah like what why.

why are we doing this going be everyone. is flapping their dicks in the street. for a month and what why are we doing. this again like our kids kids will be. like I don't know we always have pride. parade is totally gay MERS gay it's. coming it's just Less close like it's. gay. bu it is it's I'm telling you people are. going to forget or they'll be like I. heard like they used to not want guys to. blow each other and they're going to go. what that's yeah that's crazy you.

supposed to do when you're with your. boys yeah we play UFC 23 and then we. blow each other yeah loser sucks the. squad and they're just like dude. [ __ ] oh. dude it could be loser sucks the squad. within our lifetimes yeah it's getting. there it's getting loser sucks the squad. it's close we're like it's close I'm. sure there's some basketball team. players with like some stories like some.

loser sucks the squad stck you know they. have the uy cookie stories it's totally. loser suck the squad. stories I hope the Beer Olympics doesn't. lose or sucks a. squad yeah we're coming out gold medal. we ain't got to worry about that got to. get squat sucked though he still got to. get suck you drink 40 beers and just. throw up on someone's dick you're. like dude getting sucked by the boys. though you'll truly be busting.

true well dude you could be you could be. demisexual dude you could you know what. demisexual is no I was uh we went out to. dinner with friends recently and the uh. someone one of our friends like works I. think with the younger people a lot and. she was saying that demisexuals like. first of all she was like nobody. straight she was like you're Antiquity. yeah if you're like a young kid and. you're straight people are kind of like. all right dude like it's like being a. 1950 conservative now they're like yeah. cool man that's that's kind of weird so. weird saying a lot of the people are uh.

it's like Federal Demi is the new thing. a Dem demi sexual is the new move where. it's like you only It's A Step Above. asexual it's not gray it's asexual gray. seexual graysexual is when you're mostly. like asexual but every now and again. you'll get a little Rumble in your penis. or something and just go like and you. just let it pass that's gray sexual and. you don't whack you don't you don't D. don't even it doesn't even occur I was. gray sexual when I lived with Nate I was. gray sexual you weren't whacking there's.

no way you weren't you were whacking in. the shower you told me it was the thing. I still think about when I shower I a. weird I'm like it's still here was it. like the tar fields and land before time. you go in the shower. [ __ ] you're. stuck somebody I'm just yelling opening. the. window I like Sarah the triy Sarat tops.

[ __ ] stuck in a puddle yo that whole. Squad was the [ __ ] Sarah Lil fooot dude. names why don't they remake that that'. be awesome what happened they they. should remake lame before time that's. one they like let that they let that go. that would be up there with them doing. the new Transformers Beast Wars mix for. me they bring back Land Before Time and. Beast Wars my childhood is. like so nice dude too gay. Tyrannosaur Cher has two dads.

dude they're going to make a 3D Land. Before Time that would be sick like if. Disney made a 3D like a liveaction land. dinosaurs. [ __ ] what's the wrong with the big. lips ducky ducky that's the gayest one I. know yeah Demi seexual is when you so. you're not gray sexual Demi when you're. not exactly like you're not dying to. just like hook up with people but if you. become good enough friends with someone. they could night the spark in you like a.

mental connect like a mental sexuality. it's a mental but like you you can only. get activated sexually if someone like. proves they love you dude I'm a demi. which you might be a demi you might be. Demi which which funny cuz it's all. these like younger like lgbtq kids it's. like they're describing like. Conservative Christian love Yeah. demisexual is being conservative in love. you're waiting for the connection in the. right time yeah I'm waiting for a real. connection they're trying not to like uh. uh prostit being a [ __ ] you know true.

yeah yeah that's so the good girls can. get in on the fun yeah yeah like I've. been dating my boyfriend for 14 years. probably going to get married I'm. [ __ ] gay as hell Ian I'm like you. guys. too yeah I got pink hair I'm telling you. man that's my prediction couple hundred. years there's going to be people out. there like why why do we do this again. like no idea I feel like you won't have. the answer to this but when did Demi is. Demi a fairly new thing I think so it. has to be right I mean it's been around.

since the 2012's like yeah it's been. around it's been around it's just. probably hasn't been like it it hasn't. been co-opted by Straight kids into yeah. some absolute [ __ ] weirdo with a. master's degree coin this probably in. 2012 I only like my friends and I did a. study of 34 individuals and came up with. a new thing yeah it's insane yeah I love. ruining friendships. too damn dude that must be so crazy. though to notice the one time like.

you're BFF and you're just like I'd love. to go out to dinner with you yeah [ __ ]. the first time you hit the oh [ __ ] the. cross. yeah you're sick and they bring you soup. and you're like. [ __ ]. soup my brother's like he's he's by he's. by I'm sorry I still come to terms with. it he's by by or pan is he pan or by. which one's pan pan is like super by.

where like you're not even worried. whether the people you're having sex. with or men or women you're just like. I'm just my brother's pan he's pan he's. truly pan they're I think they're king. of lgbts I think pans might be secret if. you seen j walking around in the city. yeah he's the king of the game is he. really yeah he dresses like a pirate. when he goes out I got to show you this. picture of him he wore spiked collar to. a bar it's it's so crazy looking but at. the same time it's kind of a badass. outfit that's I'm saying dude pass it.

off pass it off dude. dude dress like gay Co. Miner he's a. [Laughter]. pgri he went full pirates with car he. looks like a. settler yeah but he's truly P he just. likes holes that's what he yeah he's pan. dude yeah and he was saying like uh is. you really truly the best hang when you. could just like hang out with somebody. play some games and you're like want to. [ __ ] and then like yeah and then you.

just go about your way he sells it well. like if you could get hard that way he. should be spok he should be the. spokesperson he does refuse to bottom. which is Hees to bottom dude stra yeah. damn so much pressure to bottom I'd suck. dick not to. bottom he's out here surviving dude.

all right here's a here's a wild. hypothetical wild hypothetical you you. you going to suck dick or bottom uh it's. a pretty big dick but he also comes. loads like Peter North what are you. choosing I I don't want my ass to get. devastated by this big you want your. face to get amount of come matter yes. really I think so I honestly I on if if. it was a teeny dribble I'd be like. what the.

[ __ ] yeah okay I spit it right through. my teeth I go yeah. but no I'd be like yo for sure totally. you can [ __ ] me but I'd be Superhead I'd. just. like no. laugh I be hands free dude oh my. God we got to we got to get it in we. only have a couple more days to be.

extremely gay you're right you're right. to our normal lives is it all is pride. parade all month long or is it just like. one or two is it like the St Patty's Day. thing where it turned into like yeah. every weekend there drunk kids walking. around like yeah yeah Pride month's a. long celebration can I go down there and. masturbate I feel like I feel like it. would take you could get away with it. for a little bit though if I'm Master. yeah yeah you hit Central Park this has. nothing to do with gay sex I just came. down here to masturbate if you get.

someone to drink you off you can stay. yeah true no I wish some want to. masturbate on the periphery like a sabur. dude an agent provocator I'll ruin it. for everybody like right Dead next to. the parade I'm going to go jerk off next. to the White. House I was trying this as a bit but. like how come there's never like. business gays it's always like gay guys. and like fairy when you never see like a. gay guy in a suit you know yes you do. they're always in suits not at the par. at the parade not at the parade oh why.

don't gay you don't see any gay guys in. suits at the parade they got stuff to. do they watching from like the 37th. floor office the parade is the one time. they can cut loose it makes sense that. they're like I'mma get this off my chest. now I'mma spazz out under the business. Su is just like. leather finally I could be like gay. Superman super yeah I feel like yeah I. thought you were saying gay guys don't. wear suits like I think a lot of those.

guys were. suits but yeah business gay I feel like. business gay dudes probably still let. their hair down on the weekends pretty. hard yeah yeah I'm pretty sure they go. like fairy mode on the in for the parade. and stuff only though it's like a. special occasion thing yeah you think. they save all their gay up for the. entire Year's worth that' be wild they. just run through the parade naked. jerking. off yes there's so many children here.

what the kids say that. connection people like to make that. connection I don't. know. just that would be funny for a flash mob. of like 300 black teenagers to just. [ __ ] T-Bone the pride. parade the side of it you think theyd. bounce off of it. like it's too powerful.

we don't have enough energy in the. Paul's. Matrix what do you uh what do you guys. think about banning the. baklavas was that yeah what is that ski. mask that has shyy oh they're banning. them the Phillies they're trying to. figure out how to ban it but they're. also saying like well enforcing it going. to be racist nightmare oh well yeah you. got to go Scooby-Doo on all the black. team. who's the man under the it's a black.

teen I had no idea I thought you were. white guy you were black teens this. whole. time a couple white guys wander down. from the Appalachia on these dirt. bikes we finally C cut that's another. black teen I can't believe. it yeah it's going to be a funny one for. them to try. to regulate yeah cuz they kind of have. to do it not how is it racist they like.

you got a mask on take it off you're. wearing yeah well my thing is like. you're dressing like a criminal yeah. yeah either you're using them to evade. facial recognition which is like you. know if that's what you're doing knock. yourself out or you're pretending to. evade facial recognition where it's like. you can't pretend to be a criminal. there's some facial recognition evasion. sare you could just like put a several. like dots on your face and then it'll. like [ __ ] it up really yeah just like. like marker just not marker it's. probably like little like dots with like.

that's what the Indian ladies have been. doing this whole. time they knew it was coming avoiding. the. grid yeah that was making me laugh I was. reading it they're like well. unfortunately this will be targeting. black youth and it's like yeah. definitely but also I see I see white. dudes rocking them every now and again. too yeah do you yeah like I I never have. a couple I mean you got to be busting. down like K Anda and stuff you yeah yeah. yeah if you're a white dud wearing you. are up to no good you're not trying to.

look like it exactly yeah I be it yeah I. say do you see any shyy on your recent. k&a uh oh it was everywhere it was. [ __ ] everywhere yeah it was. everywhere I I say we do a a two for one. where it's like you go hey you can't. wear that it's either you take off the. shyy or you pull your pants. up you keep the shyy one or the other. you got to pull your pants up to your. belly button and you.

yo them shyy will they' be done right. you got pull you can wear your shyy you. have to hike them up Street if they have. Farmers Hy jeans just like sh to your. belly. button D It's Crazy how mainstream they. got you can buy them with real money in. like video game basketball you could be. like on NBA 2K you could have a shyy. mask it cost like eight real dollars. worth of video game. money you can have a shyy Mas on.

there's so many people with him though. yo it's so many I. know it's like every time I play it's. mostly shyy Mas it's I mean look no. nobody could have predicted through the. pandemic there were a lot of unknowns. but who would have thought we would have. created a like trendy black fashion look. that had to be dism that tough dude that. would be like trying to stop the Cupid. Shuffle in real time hey. hey don't go. right you go to the right but don't go.

to the left to the left to the. left he's kicking his feet he's kicking. his. feet yeah that's it's a nightmare dude. it's that's a tough thing those cops. have to be like hey uh you can't got. take Shuffle is the fastest way to lose. like Simon says you know cuz he never. says Simon says wait what in the cish S. he never say Simon Says dud he he just.

you do Civil Disobedience to the sh like. shim never. said never are you still operating on. Simon's. head that's. s hands on the car does Simon. say I know my rights dude.

can you can you uh commit perjury if. your fingers. crossed respect your. honor check the tape dude I was. F Young Thug's out of jail really wait. did he he's out of or he recorded new. album out yeah but he's still in jail. yeah he's du I think he put an album out. the same week uh Gunna put out his album. he did that on purpose he like recorded. in jail like put my how's he recording. an album in jail on the phone yeah.

money don't stop dude and I'm going I'm. going let it play I'm just going to go. to sleep to it every night I just got to. support. th so Gunna did snitch yeah yeah did you. guys listen to that R Kelly album the. weird one that got leaked the the uh. yeah if I not if I did his if I did it. yeah or I admit it he's claiming it's. called I admit it he's claiming that he. nothing he had nothing to do with that. album yeah really he's claiming that.

someone must have ai that or something. or he was just like I don't know damn. dude the a the a I think is that makes. sense now that you're saying it but it. is cuz the the lyrics One it were kind. of like self-incriminating yeah didn't. he have like like s's like I'm a bad guy. I shouldn't have done all those things. and [ __ ] like that there was a pre. three-part song called I admit it yeah. where he three part song's kind of a Ste. though might that might have been Kell's. himself ai's not that good yet to do a. three-part series no not yet dude I.

think it was him and then he was like if. this doesn't get me out he thought it. was going to get him out like this guy. seems sorry yeah it worked last time. when he did the Chocolate Factory yeah. he thought it'd be fire like this is. fire yeah yeah there was some good songs. on it to be honest there was like one or. two I'm like damn I wish I had that on. Spotify it started strong and then they. took I didn't get to finish it didn't. they take it off after like two days or. something like that yeah I went to I I. listen to it like on YouTube oh still up. there yeah yeah he got kind of like what.

what so he definitely got he peed on the. girl on video. allegedly beat that case yeah he beat. that case what was the thing he actually. got in trouble for then he married. Aaliyah apparently she was underage but. he got a parents permission yeah he. parents he he did get the. documentation he got father so that yeah. that's out what did he get to jail for. though what didd he go to jail for yeah. what was the exact charge yeah I think. it. was child Ander. no no no uh would it be like it was.

something involving keeping people in. his. basement oh he was yeah he was getting. into like dungeon play with that's just. a little King you can't somebody for KS. you can't send somebody to jum for I. mean unless are you sure he got off or. did Mr Big finally get him put in jail. yeah I don't know yeah what did he do he. was convicted in September on three. counts of producing child pornography. and three counts of enticing a minor to. engage in sexual activity was one of. those the ogp video cuz I think he never.

actually got off of it I think they just. stopped like sending him to got yeah and. then they were like all right he's. getting some steam bring it back yeah. true I mean it was his [ __ ] living. room yeah he was like [ __ ] recreated. he he claimed AI in like. 1997. like yeah so he was he does seem like. one of those guys who films every sexual. encounter yeah yeah yeah that means he. had sex with kids three times three.

counts three counts that are proven or. was a series part one part. two the trilogy could the trilogy could. have struck. back yeah that's a shame he you know. shame he had to go and be a pedophile. yeah but he claims that I think didn't. he claim that his mother like or his. aunt used to like make him eat her [ __ ]. or something yeah he has like a crazy. origin story where he was like eating. his aunt's [ __ ] it's crazy that he was. going by the P Piper the whole time and.

like this guy's. great he was going that was his thing. the P the P Piper of. R&B kind of was a bit of a p Piper yeah. just sing a little tune the kids. followed him yeah what happens to those. kids when you they go with the pie Piper. dude they don't come back dude Britney. said that he he's from Chicago and. Britney's from Chicago and she said when. she was younger like there would be an. invite that would go out to be like do. you want to go to party to R Kelly's. house when she was like in high school. and [ __ ] she said lot of people she know. would would get the invite to go there.

and when she was in high school yeah the. invite would just get spread around like. we're going to a party we're going to. our Kell's house again could be yo money. and power you could do anything yo. spread the word at the high school. there's a party how do you a millionaire. so I can use Evite through high school. yeah he sent Aaliyah into the school he. like go tell the kids I'm having a party. you got to send a covert operative into. the school that's before any like. Myspace become like do like you're like. yeah I'd love to come sing for the kids.

like let me get your email. L I'm going to have a function can you. imagine sending your wife off to high. school like come here honey have a good. day it is sick to think about the fiesta. remix video was just like a high school. dance just stunt dude is. homecoming poor Kels bro how long's he. in jail for like 20 years I hope he L up.

album Thug link up Best of Both Worlds. part. three for part one was Jay-Z right yeah. part one and two with JayZ JZ yeah part. three young and JayZ joined the. Illuminati you think Kelly was a. sacrifice sacrifice that does add up if. you follow the timeline I feel like yeah. cuz if he's filming videos he's giving. them to somebody true yeah or did he. have a stockpile of videos filmed and. track recorded yeah a lot of these dudes.

have like 9 million songs recorded yeah. true you know just like just like in the. boot just like in the vaults I would if. I were them I would just be using AI as. well and just like if I get any good. songs from AI I would just like yeah put. that out [ __ ] sick did you ever hear. like the J the AI Jay-Z song no oh I. mean there's no way we can listen to now. obious but it it sounds just like a. Jay-Z song like the voice the lyrics. like the beat they on it's it's a Jay-Z. song what what percentage of your. families would you say thanks Jay-Z's. and Illuminati.

uh a lot honestly a lot more than I. would like to be that I'm happy to. say maybe like. [Laughter]. 80 I used to try to do a bit about like. wish should wish should black people. believed in each other more because uh. because of [ __ ] like that like like the. second you do kind of well it's like. Illuminati or like uh what's his name. Gucci man he got in good shape from. being fat they were like Clon.

just start eating good already. Cloe yeah there has to be advanced. technology most you wearing glasses too. that's clone behav clone yeah yeah true. dude nobody knows about that the Clone. conspiracy is the funniest [ __ ]. [ __ ] yeah dude goes on a diet it's like. I cannot believe he [ __ ] got. cloned Kevin har I think is rumored to. be a clone after the accident Joe. Biden's a clone well he is a he actually.

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just start like hitting new connections. and almost like the rate of like a. newborn child yeah just happens more. than once in their life yeah dude they. [ __ ] pass out and their brain just. like degenerates gets they get so cold. their whole body I think is like 3. degrees celsus like freezing and I. forget what it was something like that. and then they just uh their brain just. like with the spring their brain grows. do do they remember I don't think so no. I think that's a thing like I I can. confidently say. no I think I I read somewhere that like.

that's or maybe I heard it somewhere but. like that's part of why we have trees is. because they hide all their [ __ ] like. they hide all their acorns then they. hibernate and then they forget where. they put all the [ __ ] where the hell am. my nut their brains [ __ ] yeah that. makesense their brains completely almost. disappear and their brain regrows and. they wake up like. [ __ ] when I put it on I spit all. summer just imagine falling out of a.

tree. like just growing your brain at the same. time he wake up just [ __ ] hot as [ __ ]. like I'm [ __ ] starving you just run. around for a. maniac you get chilly and you eventually. just pass out and just go offline in. Detroit they had like black squirrels. like yeah we had black squirrels in. htown I remember yeah dude and they. would eat like they would eat like. chicken bones and rip bones they.

culturally black they forgot they forgot. dude they're like this is what's around. me yeah we had we had black SPS in htown. the myth was like bro they were faster. everyone thought dude they [ __ ] were. they were faster we weren't wrong I was. like objectively me and my cousins would. be like bro those squirrels are faster. were so [ __ ].

fast look how the black squirrels are. faster I swear to God this is pure. science dude I swear to God this is. Inconvenient Truth they get a. three-point speed. boost I remember saying it with like no. irony be like yo those ones are fast. those squirrels are fast as. hell they Usain boat squirrels true what. you guys been up to dude. panties how's the porn going. how's the what porn how's the pornog. going yeah porn porn you guys are deep.

on the pornography uh I'm trying to get. out yeah trying to break out yeah I'm. telling you man I learned it was like I. went going I've been Whole Hog into the. porn obviously and then I've gone like. complete I'm never watching this ever. yeah and then it was like I was just as. as obsessed with it when I was like I'm. not watching it at all as soon as I was. just like yeah if like my wife has her. period or whatever I'll just watch porn. and fap and just dude I just they lost. all its allord to. but so you you so you just a little bit.

here and there I didn't think I was a. little bit here and there kind of guy. Shane would be like yeah just use it. when you use it I'm like you don't. understand that you're just not like. that I think about it it's like Al I. think about it right when I'm. done I plan for the next. one I leave a tab. open but yeah luckily it was just been. like yeah not even it's not even a big. thing it's weird I took that whole time. off but I swear to God I was just as. upset with it just like oh I'd really. like to watch that right now yeah now I.

just go like I think I'm just getting. older honestly I would yeah I get I went. 45 days but it was like Thing by like. day three it's like I just want to look. at some of it I'm not going to use it. you still pull like I pulled it up I was. like all right I'm not doesn't count if. I if it's just on the screen if I don't. whack it but it does it does count yeah. you feel like you I look at it for like. 20 minutes and then just felt tired like. I whacked it like my well dude so the. book I was you got drank the same way. like mentally though not like phys but.

like watch the end and you. go just all my. dop yeah so they're saying in that in. that book I'm reading they're saying. that if you flood so if you're like you. know most addictions are to things that. flood you with dopamine like the. positive like if you smoke meth it's a. positive flood but that the pleasure. Drive is just like innately connected. with pain of like displeasure so if you. if you're flooding your dopamine on porn. there is by the law of nature there's.

going to be just kind of a small kind of. flood after like a a drop in those. chemicals if that makes sense so. there'll be a period that comes or just. kind of like yeah and the lady what the. lady saying people need to start. focusing on is going more towards the. pain side because then if you go if you. have a very painful experience or like a. controlled painful experience then the. pleasure chemicals come to kind of. mitigate the pain if you're always. chasing the pleasure you're just ramping. up the pain is that where like the ice. bath. that was a primary example where guys.

like stop doing coke because then they. start just hitting ice bass so like. rather than chasing the high and. experiencing the lows they chase the. lows kind of like controlled you don't. want to like cut your dick off but it's. like Chase those and then all of a. sudden you just get like those nice. feelings coming afterwards so like when. you when them people cut their arms. they're actually doing self-healing. pretty much yeah in a way that's why I. do it yeah yeah cutter they're on the. rise Cutters are on the rise now big. time really yeah Cutters in high SCH is. up like a. lot lot of kids for mental health or no.

I think they're just [ __ ] being brat. I think being upset and they're [ __ ]. we need some new CKY for these kids true. or uh we need a new to write love on our. arms for these kids yeah wait what's the. right level on the arms some suicide. [Laughter]. [ __ ] just passed that off some suicide. [ __ ] I got into back in the day to write. love on your arms to write love on your. to write love on her arms it was like I.

don't I don't know exact I think it was. some guy it's like weird emo stuff dude. yeah it's mad emo cuz like some guy's. girl killed themselves or something and. he was like oh she could write love on. her arms and then he like made a bunch. of shirts and [ __ ] I hope that's. right sounds about. right yeah they they talked about in in. that same book they talked about a guy. who tried to kill himself in like a. field at Stanford and he like slit both. his wrists and it just didn't work sat. there in a field bleeding like. they kick you out of school oh I was get.

kicked out you can't kill yourself in. school they're going to get out they. don't kick you they don't expel you but. they say like you have to take time and. then prove to us that you're stable. enough to come back yeah so I think that. [ __ ] that's like a bad thing for. colleges to suicide rate at college is. pretty I think it's pretty decent how. many look up how many kids kill. themselves every year of college uh good. amount of kids go there and you go nope. when I lived on Temple campus I lived I. was across to like a alley from a. suicide like I didn't know like a guy. like I was just playing games and I.

heard boom and I was like they're. shooting fireworks they're shoot it was. a gun those gun like they're shooting on. the street and then I heard another one. like boom Oh first one didn't take no. cuz uh Pete told my roommate at the time. he told me uh he told. me recent I'm thinking when you went but. you didn't go to school until it was. like 2021 2022 were you still gray. sexual at this point yeah. big gray dude big gray.

boy damn he just he shot himself twice. yeah cuz he missed the first time or he. failed the first time yeah they missed. that first time when I'm such a [ __ ]. idiot definitely should do it now can. you imagine to like you you. like the second time is just to stop the. pain that makes sense though to be like. just pull away it's like putting eye. drops in dude. such a.

[ __ ] that's so scary I have the. statistics here you touch your eye no I. saying just like when you put the bro. yeah. yeah you never even thought about it. from that angle like compared suicide to. putting a cont in or it's got to be the. same [ __ ] your body would just move. like dude stop what the hell are you. doing yeah it's no good dude. what's what's the stats on College. suicide I'll be curious 24,000 attempt.

while only 1100 succeed in their attempt. per year 1100 succeed per year yeah. making it the second uh the second girls. attempt more than guys and guys complete. more yeah drama queens I mean basically. I mean. basically F to downplay Suicide. like Jesus Christ Almighty. girl.

stink yeah they try way more I believe. 24,000 girls Try Suicide and 1100 commit. that's not even like Pro numbers yeah. like that's not good well that's a good. percentage that's mixed that's everyone. okay okay yeah that's everybody I would. say dude going to college your first. year and trying to kill yourself is. [ __ ] wild man yeah that's such a wild. just not giving it enough time like. let's try one more year see how it goes. we also 18 you're like yeah I've got the. full download on what life's about this.

is definitely not going to work out for. me dude chill this means. nothing I just hate sitting in basements. and drinking beer like what's the. [ __ ] point of this I'm not going to. do that dude it's G to pass it's a. phase come work come home from work. every day and be with 40 dudes in a. basement it's never it's never it's. never going to end it's hot as hell down. here yeah it stinks man I KNE I I've.

heard of kids at College like roommates. and stuff and or people at different. people schools killing themselves. happens at jail all the time I bet you. kill yourself in jail people kill. themselves constantly in jail they jump. down if there's like a fourth level. dudes just jump down that would be. me dudes you also dudes get like real. bad news I think some of them are still. in like the county jails they'll be yeah. they'll go and they'll be in court and. then they're like all right they get the. sentence and it's like you're getting.

shipped away for 30 years and a lot of. them are just like no. way I'm 18 years. old my life right now that that's the. definitely the time when suicide would. be the most appeal in a long jail. sentence yeah like I mean personally I. think it's like [ __ ] this yeah what's. next they go two years I'm like I'm out. of here I'd roll I'd roll a dice I'd. roll a dice on an I'd Rather Go full. hand of. Lector I'd rather go full like okay I'm. going to be an absolute [ __ ].

problem I'm going to be a major [ __ ]. problem you guys made your move that's. fine I would I would spend the rest of. my life trying to take down the entire. that' be kind of fun to do though yeah. yeah make a game out of it like a year I. would I would gamify my situation hello. judge I think that's the only thing. that's kept me from killing myself the. whole time I've gamified my whole. life this will be.

[Laughter]. interesting yeah the stats are in. suicide is on the rise I I think that's. like a whole subgroup of people I saw. somewhere online they just Exist by. gamifying their life like they'll go. online and be like read a book today. three points knowledge like legit live. their daytoday like I wanted to make a. program like this for people in jail. where it was like you have so you have a. little Avatar you have your character it. starts off just basic no points and if.

you do certain things like it's almost. like if you're and it would all be like. you know you'd have like some people in. like who work there being like all right. you actually read it they test you so if. you read and you got it like the thing. you gain XP points for knowledge in the. game yeah if you did physical activity. they would mark it off in your character. and then at night time everyone could. play in this kind of like fighting game. yeah and then you your character can. only get and there'd be prizes obviously. if you win the fighting game Matt you're. talking GTA s Andreas. what do you mean like GTA online no like.

San Andreas and San Andreas you're. playing CJ you can get jacked you can. get fat that's what I'm saying but it. would have you'd have to put in the. metrics in real life and your avatar. would get those qualities and then you'd. be able to cut you'd have to leg up and. if you won you could get like reduced. sentence time money s you know little. little prizes GTA that would make some. sort of actual reil Rehabilitation that. make ja so fun too people getting locked. up to that game sound I got to play this. game they have to figure that technology.

out yeah dude this GTA San Andreas it's. already happened like they just got but. you can't fight that's the part like a. one-onone fighting game got mod driving. game you can get different skills if you. got like if you got your CDL you can. take the truck and actually drive a. little bit better pretty sick flight. simulator flight yeah yeah get the I was. about to geek out on the new flight. simulator I do want to play that your. flight simulator guy N I got into it for. a little bit. first thing I did was fly PL into the. Freedom.

Tower yeah you it does it just like it. just bounces it won't explode already. the buildings have no physics but my. plane just hit and then fell hit the. ground yeah land onbody just right in. the middle of the city it killed. millions of people killed a lot of. people probably killed a lot of people. way more than. 911 dude apparently the um I took off. from Newark so when they dropped the. when they dropped the a bomb on Japan. yeah obviously it killed 200,000 people. immediately but they said there was a. lot of other people who were on the. periphery of the blast who got lowd dose.

radiation and apparently the life. expectancy of those people Rose. incrementally compared to the normal. population really so in a. way it's a very it's a hotly contested. study but they they were saying. basically like we just hooked up a bunch. of people with like light [ __ ] chemo. well dude Japan's a country of uh uh. gray sexuals dude so. did we help them were are they I thought. they were like freaks no they don't [ __ ].

dude they don't [ __ ] really yeah or is. it like only like two guys and the whole. country it's two Japanese guys [ __ ]. the whole time everybody else is. sniffing panties I think no I think. Japan I think they're very sexual aren't. they don't have all kinds of weird game. shows they jerking each other off stuff. they don't they don't have sex their. country is like their population is. falling they have too many old people. yeah everyone's in everyone has that in. store for them though besides like yeah. pretty much it's like every country. besides like Africa and India yeah and. India's probably well on their way yeah.

Africa black they're not if India if. India becomes the number one country the. world is doomed why do you say that. because they suck That's Country sucks. damn countries country does yo that. countes suck yo every time I see a death. or a line that's like it shouldn't have. happened it's in India just I saw one it. was uh it was like some students they. were like just going over something then. the one D just like leaned on a wall and. fell through just fell through the wall.

you can't see him his body hit but you. see like car lights just little. triangles and it like so he was high as. [ __ ] and just fell through a wall he man. I've seen a different one where it was. like a similar thing like a banister it. was but it's every time you see some. [ __ ] up infrastructure [ __ ] where. where like somebody dies in a simple way. it's in India every. time I didn't know that yeah there it's. like if I went to India I'd just you'd.

be careful yeah I'd be everything be hot. lava I'm just. standing I'm not moving anywhere you. don't trust the buildings in India. that's. fair in the middle of the street Like. It's. Hot such a funny you should come in be. like I'm cool I'm hang in the backyard. just just testing the ground like yeah. you're shaking a. gate before I lean on.

it touching ra is terrible but like. being at a party he leaning against the. wall and [ __ ] falling seven stories. and dying Manning yourself to. death Indian Kool-Aid man think he was. like this the whole time he was. following he probably one of. these he his foot was up like this.

hands in his pockets elbows out he's. probably cool as. hell you know last week you guys talking. about 911 you got a little flip if. you're an Indian guy and you're falling. seven stories you got to give. this try do same shed your moral. [Laughter]. coil I feel like if you live there you. got to game plan a cool fall three story. Death move like you just you just just. have to expect it at this point well. Frise like he did that on purpose too.

yeah he was trying to be oh my. God I think if India rose the power it. would be awesome India just dominated. China between India and China I'm. ruining for India yeah definitely would. rather India than China yeah I know. they'll probably eliminate each other. though I don't know dude I mean China. yeah I have no idea I can't even I'm. acting like I can talk about India's. resources versus China's I have no. [ __ ] but off of like swag alone I'm. saying I can talk about that India oh if.

we're going swag alone I got to go China. dude China got swag China swag China has. more swag than CH has the least swag out. of all the I don't know dude I mean. anime is roted his brain. dude. Naruto what are you talking about well. all right if we're going chines swag if. we're going movies they do have similar. swag. with the with the buttons and the. ornamental you know.

[ __ ] yeah swag so much more sensual they. both have derivative swag huh they both. have derivative swag yes I mean I could. see the parallels drawn between their. swag but yeah I don't know dude what. about the dragon now nothing Indian. nothing in Indian like mythological. elephant thing dude Dragon would eat. elephant dude yeah you right though the. dragon would a [ __ ] murder the. elephant the dragon's Just an Illusion m. H what even is that chines got to be. like damn.

it to be fair India's Buddhism went from. India to China really yeah yeah and. that's like one of the main ones and I. think they're what was China Buddhist. about yeah Confucian I don't know what. that's all about look up Confucianism. I've meant to look this up 20 times I. think I think confustion ism is like you. love the government and you just try to. be. honest I forget oh like that you love. the government trying to be honest we. got to be confucious over here I think I.

swear to God I think that's what it is. cuz that was the big battle in China was. between the Dallas and the confucianists. they also have fireworks. too yeah they didn't they didn't yeah. they invited fireworks I think China. invented paper currency as well they. invent they invented the bag. dude the bag fact they invented the bag. that's major swag as well yeah that I. wasn't convinced until just now. [ __ ] dude they invented a [ __ ] bag uh.

Confucianism a central tenant is having. good moral character there you go yep it. but it says it's from ancient China it's. tradition philosophy religion uh also. called rism or Rue classism nice I don't. know yeah I think they're just like be a. good guy they also back then they also. believed that if you were like in any. way disfigured that you were a bad. person and that's kind of like what you. got like this is this is your your.

doover in life they're like [ __ ] you. yeah dude if you were like laying on the. street like [ __ ] they'd be like. [ __ ] walk by you're like [ __ ] on. panties we were talking about uh Andy's. cat Andy's old cat his name's uh slim he. had he had three three legs three legs. like no nose like no nose like no tail. and I was like we were talking about. like what kind of life he had in the. past life like he had to be the worst. type of person yeah to be turned into a. three-leg Nole cat that.

goes you hit a cigarette cough he's a. three-leg no tailed cat not any more. resting power but but it lives way. longer than a three-leg no nose Asma. ridle cat should should like he had it. for like four years really yeah yeah it. spent like $10,000 keeping it what oh no. I would dude that's the one thing man. the Vets a lot of the Vets are scamsters. dude yeah like they'll [ __ ] hit you. with CRA they I I brought my dog to the.

vet recently and they were like it was. just [ __ ] all over the place I just. needed this one diarrhea medicine I was. like can I get that and she was like. yeah we can do that we could also like. look at this and like you know and they. like kind of feel you out they're like. well for like 200 bucks we can scan the. track the GI do blood test I mean and I. I wouldn't you know I don't know if we. need this necessarily but for like a. couple thousand dollars we can do a full. and it's like lady get the [ __ ] out of. here my dog has the [ __ ] I don't need I. don't even I don't go to the doctor for. myself I'm like no I'm pretty sure I'm.

having like a severe allergic reaction. to something I'm eating and I'm like. yeah [ __ ] sh I'll be right for like. $2500 I don't know if it's necessary. it's like why why are you telling me. yeah don't even bring this up yeah I. I'll no I'll cut his head off right now. for I was about to ask you do you have. pet and shorts and I'm like all right. nope no I think we yeah I think we might. have it I forget yeah we felt a lump in. one of our dogs and took them to the vet. real quick yeah they're good right like.

yeah we're like p. [Laughter]. insurance you found them they're good. all right cool I'm gonna get P andurs. right now said he. cool the hell is this [ __ ]. lump yeah they dude I they get people. with that all the time and my sister. worked for ret she was like something. like 80 to 90% of the animals that get. like invasive surgery die pretty quickly. afterwards anyway so she's like it's. it's kind of [ __ ] dude uh I didn't. know dogs could get lumps yeah they get.

lumps some them get tumored up. dude uh Fel had a friend her dog had a. big lump on his side and she was like no. it's okay I was like are you sure that. thing is. puding it was like it was like yeah it. could have been a big cyst yeah yeah. yeah no as soon as as soon as a dog is. like visually unappealing like that it. should just be [ __ ] put it. down well there just many other good. dogs in sh like what are you.

doing quality of life can't be that good. for an ugly dog either like especially. if they grew up cute getting everybody. being like oh look at you you're so cute. and now everybody's just. like it's quiet under the table. everyone's just going. like e so so [ __ ]. ugly people don't like when you talk I. like to joke like this people don't like. when you talk about this like beating up. dogs and [ __ ] up ET I I get it I used to. be like that man this is the.

line ever heard you apologize no I'm. telling you I don't it is what it is I. do it constantly people do get upset. that's the one thing people like yo for. real that's [ __ ] up you're a piece of. [ __ ] and not putting shopping carts back. people like yo you're a legitimate piece. of [ __ ] I'm like no you're not it's a. [ __ ] shopping cart no I I'm a be I'm. very against not putting shopping carts. back I'm not going to get mad at you for. it but I'm I don't care I'll put my. shopping cart back but I've heard people. like that means you're a piece of it's.

like no it doesn't it's a [ __ ] piece. of plastic on Wheels it's literally. someone's. job I'm keeping this guy I do I will say. when I put him back I Ram it as I just I. ghost ride it the last 10 seconds. like yeah yeah sometime especially if. you have little kids there's times where. like it's so far away from where you. parked it's like I'm not going to leave. my kids in the car alone yeah I'm going. to leave this [ __ ] piece of metal. where it is yeah you [ __ ] piece of. [ __ ] like why who cares you can't leave. kids in the car alone for any amount of.

time anymore yeah it's also like where. like where should I put my wheelbarrow. it's a weird thing to be like morally. indignant about of just like what I I. got hit my car got hit by like I used to. work somewhere where I was like and you. got hit you got touched yeah yeah I got. touched I got touched and I came out and. I came out to it still like it was just. it was still on the car like it hit and. just was still there so I just like I. knew what did it and after and I was. working a shitty retail job that I came.

out to so I just had a miserable Day to. my [ __ ] car being hit by a [ __ ]. shopping cart that's that's where she's. like [ __ ] all of this yeah but you're. concerned with an interaction of two. metals a shopping cart hitting a metal. car yeah yeah yeah who cares oh true is. I'm more concerned about humans time. it's like [ __ ] leave you only got one. life bro medals forever get done I would. say get done and flip your card over. exactly where it is and just leave it. and walk away it definitely my anger.

definitely. came dude a dog demolition derby and. shopping carts would. be just old riddled dogs with disease. but you still put helmets on. them with dogs would be nice why can't. we why can't we have dog fights. dude I love I mean you technically can. yeah I would love to train a dog fight. yeah get him in the gym you could. probably you could do it if you put like.

things on their teeth so it was like. almost like Jiu-Jitsu like if you make. sure they didn't puncture each other but. like held it down was like time yeah oh. like dog boxing gloves or biting gloves. mhm you you put like retainers on their. teeth so they are like grabbing each. other like that but not exactly. puncturing each other that'd be kind of. cool to like you know s make it like. safe make dog fight safe yeah like like. a needle prevention kind of thing where. it's like well people are all going to. keep doing this. so put them in some helmets put them in. helmets and [ __ ] little.

retainers round one and only major. corporations can do it too you know like. they did with weed you got to get all. right you give them a neck brace like. not neck brace like a neck thing that's. like full of like like a cowboy collar. like a linebacker something so like when. they when a dog like bites it off you're. like all right no no no no fights over. fights. over that's where're other yeah I see. like Capture the Flag yeah yeah you. should put him in like chain mail like. nice [ __ ] let him.

Jou this is my. pitball sir. Killington where where are we at we are. on a time crunch today we're at 53. beautiful I [ __ ] knew it y so let's. land this thing dude what are you guys. up to right now take it home uh you said. you said porn porn oh we have you said. you had you guys were addicted to. pornography but you're trying to escape. the matrix of pornography escape again. how you going to do. it I don't see a way out I want I.

mentally trying to but it's it gets me. have you unlisted your babe to help you. uh is she how privy is she to your porn. use are you open book or are you yeah. history deal no no no she she knows I. talk about it too loudly in the room. next door right right right. right she just sits there the whole time. like what the [ __ ] yeah dude yeah she's. actually cooking yeah oh she's cooking. she cooks to the pot come we eat a. family dinner yeah you guys are in there.

getting hard as. hell that's you you can enlist her help. be like bro I'm I'm getting off the NOG. babe yeah help. me I almost feel like if I hit her with. that she's going to be like ah now now. you're making sex feel like work for me. true or it could be like like a. challenge you can hit them you can get. them with like you're my Beatrix dude. like you are the one you are the one and. only you iic vision and you are you are. se you are my sexual identity I do think.

I could blame her for my rage if she. isn't making me come if I did that if I. gave her that information like I need. you she doesn't make me come and now I'm. furious and punching holes in our. apartment and like you did this is that. what you mean oh you're saying well. you're saying like she refuses to engage. with you sexually or like you guys. engage sexually and you can't come start. punching. stuff like you can go that way if you. want that's terrifying that's how I feel. I [ __ ] come.

[Music]. again so tight to not Comm and blame a. woman rage F di what's wrong with. you I thought that's what you meant I. was like you're. broken no no no I just me she's not. giving me any and I'm upset about it. yeah so now I'm so that's what I'm. saying that's the Allure of the NOG yeah. yeah so you try you think you can temper. the [ __ ] bring with the NOG yeah but. then next thing you know you're [ __ ]. froto stepping over the dead Souls.

dude what's this one it's looking up at. you. like that is that's the age-old. conundrum and you're not wrong that's. the thing I went full like Eager Beaver. on my wife for I was like I held up my. end where it was like I'm on no knock. but we'd have sex and it was just like. done yeah yeah yeah I would feel the. heat off that it was like opening the. oven dude. I I was coming into the heat just like. were you no not even look at por like. not even never dude if I looked it yeah.

okay all right no I slip up I'll go to. take a [ __ ] and just be like well I'm on. my phone and then I'll be like or por up. before I even thought have you tried the. news news none of it's real sex before. beating off fake the news sex before. beating off must have been so. fast I mean yeah dude that's probably. why watch any other animal have sex it's. like 5. seconds it's 5 Seconds. I've I yeah most of the calories burn. from sex were like chasing someone in.

nature in nature back in the day You'. chase them down or do like a really sick. dance yeah you just be. like I've been really embarrassed by my. loads that's what's what's up with them. they're just yellow. no yellow is in they don't come out. yeah. scared I'm not going out there what's. wrong with your ropes looking like G no. ropes dude it's all [ __ ] just.

pops what it's just drips yeah it just. drips dude one time I dripped and it. wasn't like a mad little I was it wasn't. any it was like I was like it was like I. was like what the hell's wrong with me. am I tired am I sick hold on what is. yeah cuz that sounds like you fired off. but no and nothing came oh you came. misfire like you felt you felt the come. but check your ass it might have came. out your. ass what the hell. no it just was like you you shot like. all blank you're saying no I shot but it.

just went wait weren't you fapping like. 10 times a day though no I was I've been. off the fap I've been off the fap well. this is the other thing too so I noticed. that too when I went off the porn you do. start to feel like almost like a sexual. invalid yeah where like your penis is. just like untouched in the limp for like. just weeks at a. time what have I done to. myself it is the real scoop obviously it. feels good to be like do all this stuff. but I I ran the experiment and there is. there's like a downtime yeah I don't.

know man maybe it's best but I feel like. if you're if you grow up in the you know. the environment of pornography dude you. you're just like all right I'm done with. my your dick just like all right cool. cuz it shot a lifetime of loads by the. time you're 30 it's like yeah your. dick's like yep biologically speaking. it's like yeah we're done yeah we made. thousands and thousands of. kids. women what you say it's retirement time. it's in Miami your dick hits Miami. it's come on no. dude I'm going to live to 120 according.

to Medical. Science Dick's like what you you want me. to do one more job you son of a [ __ ] I. in you're a quarter of the way. through like that how is that. possible do you think you get a limited. amount of ropes like heartbeats cuz you. get like something like 150,000. heartbeat some kind of weird maybe like. 100 million or something we're. definitely going to be the first. generation to find out to fully run out.

yeah just fully you know just deplete. it lose oh just be totally dried up. damn we're going to be the first dudes. to hit. menopause it's going to be a [ __ ]. drought [ __ ] drought of the 2050s ruined. nah dude we'll get we'll dude I mean. we'll probably all have enough money to. get enhancement surgery. I thought about adding an inch about to. start taking T just refills just yo I'm.

empty refill it I thought about adding. an inch D and an. itch just to bother my. wife I'll be out of work for like three. weeks just had an. inch so funny you got to make the inch a. different color though like but like off. I'll tat the inch I'll tat the inch I'll. put an anarchy symbol. my extra n three different shades would. be nice the neopan ice cream.

bird I'd add R RGB lights to mine it. would look like a [ __ ] gaming PC how. much look up how much it is to add one. more inch to your dog if I had it an. inch I'd make it vibrate you make it. vibrate vibrate against you I'd make. mine. rotate cyborg. mode my wife would be so mad I rotating. metal balls side on the bottom the base. on my new.

base oh added to the bottom yeah I mean. I think oh yeah guess you can't you. could go double they slit they slit your. [ __ ] tendon and they just pull more. dick out of your body really yeah look I. think that's how they do my God go get. the I'm telling you I'm so close dude. dude I have so much dick in my body I'm. going to get this surgery I'm going to. proposition my wife I'm say look you you. can get a mommy makeover but I'm getting. an inch. I'm Sur get an inch and I'm G get a. [ __ ] I'm gonna get I'm gonna get six.

pack six pack implant a six PL implant. and an inch giant biceps like just get. fat but have like a fake. six on top of a beer gun slightly bigger. penis 15 G's 15 G's to get an inch yeah. how do they do for the standard penis. enlargement surgery oh my god dude plus. a $1,000 deposit it which is like what. do you think do they think you're going. to.

leave a lot of people probably check it. out on that inch cuz that's the thing. your body's used to getting the size. your dick is now hard if you add an. extra inch onto that what's the boner. like could the boner good question trust. me I thought about this do you have to. you have to reup like is it but also. your dick's getting hard inside your. body as well so it's probably fine yeah. true I don't know it's like it's like a. Jenga Tower dude everyone probably has. that one part it reaches a critical part. and just goes down. forever you can get large extra large or.

extra extra large I mean obviously bro. you can make it it so apparently it like. messes with these three you know you. could choose of which piece of tissue. you want to like expand there's two that. run parallel to your penis and then one. like along the bottom of your penis. you're saying I can get the [ __ ] you. get like the bottom of an airplane. basically on there yeah you go cocaine. too if you really wanted to oh you can. get thicker yeah cuz it seems like from. what I'm reading they add silicone I'm.

going to ask my wife if she wants length. or girth that sounds un they can add. silicone that's what it speak. for I'm speed reading it I'm trying if. it stays chub that'd be kind of nice. yeah. true you got to get a whole new wardrobe. though you got to you got to wear. parachute pants constantly hammer time. for [ __ ]. dude I can't wait to get my six pack my.

40th birthday is going to be penis. enlargement in is six pack and then I'll. go on trt I mean dude we not going to. stop coming it's it's probably just. going to get better this is just a start. of coming dude yeah we haven't even came. for real yet we don't even know I can't. wait to show everyone the parade. dude yeah yeah you throw the silicone in. there and just pick what you want oh. that's how they do it yeah. yeah damn okay I wonder how the I won't. waste your guys' time with this I'll do.

some. research quick dude if I have [ __ ]. silong. dude well dude we uh let's hit the page. let's hit the page let's fire up the. we'll we'll talk we'll do some chatting. and then we'll rip into the UFC I I want. to game very badly Shane's away dude we. have we can totally restructure the. hierarchy right now of gaming we'll be. able to go to with to him with the clear. [ __ ]. Champion we present to you A.

Champion well you guys R slide in the. [ __ ] page what you got you have. a show coming up oh yeah uh uh July 14th. at Arts quest in Allentown please come. to that Lam's blessing me he's gonna be. there too [ __ ] yeah dude July I like. that place July 22nd H is in the nook I. think I met you yeah I think so where. what you say say July 21st came out of. you like one of your. loads enunciate. July 21st in Rhode Island uh I can't. remember where I come to that that'll be.

fun please buy tickets and July where. can they buy. tickets on my Instagram come on my. Instagram we'll be we'll put a link in. the. bottom I'm [ __ ] up I'm getting better. at this guardin I'm chilling uh listen. to tave please and panties July 12 is. the stand show please come to that if. you're available swag thank you panties. in the [ __ ] mouth bye so long.