Ep 443 - The Disgusting Brothers

the w wow. West L Mer's all over it oh my goodness. gracious man ly my goodness gracious man. Matthew how are you pretty good dude I. got I got a lot of rave reviews about. last week's podcast a lot of people said. it was a very funny they liked it yeah a. lot of people said I I did the standof. comedy shows in Denver people said hey I. like this week's episode I said hey. thanks guys thanks fellas appreciate you. for that it's nice to get some positive. feedback once in a [ __ ] Blue Moon. dude get in real life you get positive. feedback real life you do get positive. feedback very rarely does somebody come.

up to you and go. yo that sounds like the guy I know I. hope he's not faking but he definitely. is he always has his hand in his pocket. there's no way yeah he's got the fart. Meister what a good fart Meister though. dude they used to make those fart. machines and they sucked I know I guess. technolog is you could probably get a. real deal chat for. gbt no no no make it so I [ __ ] myself. make it sound like I'm [ __ ] so I can. run by people in Central Park.

that's the best either way it worked it. worked for me yeah at first I thought. they were real and I was like this is. the funniest dude of all time yeah and. then I quickly realized I was stupid. well the first one will get you though. you're like oh my God I got just fart it. farted in a tunnel in Central Park. that's easy it's just Hollywood magic. after that you go oh this is hly weird. been duped this is Holly weird. dude this guy's a phony dude he's a. [ __ ] sellout those aren't even real. farts I want to smell them we're just. talking about a guy I was looking I was. on Instagram just.

crying I got in the back of an Uber. yesterday and cried laughed for 15. straight minutes to a fake fart machine. it'll get you man yeah it's a I mean. they they Remain the funniest things. yeah real or fig yeah farts continue the. way the way in those videos that women. like women are scared are afraid of loud. farts is awesome I didn't I didn't know. they were afraid of them dogs with. thunder. true if I fart loud enough.

if I fart loud enough my woman will go. hide in a closet yeah we need to get him. some Thunder vest get under clothing. yeah get him a thunder vest when he fart. they just [ __ ] chill. out I love the people are putting their. dogs on like zolof and [ __ ] they're like. they're afraid of fireworks it's like. yeah don't give that guy a [ __ ] zolof. yeah although actually yeah take that. back well I was no I was always heroin I. was always way like that's ridiculous. and now like Jackson's been being so bad.

I'm like I'm just going to [ __ ] like. chemically the [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] everywhere I just want to. [ __ ] render him compl [ __ ]. everywhere yeah why I went home dude oh. no I went home on Sunday yester or two. days ago I got home my parents are in. Florida they just left tibble MH open. house tibble dude it's house. party he they left him a pile of food. and left forun it all right away he's. been munching all of it he's just. sitting there munching and [ __ ].

everywhere dude I opened the house I. opened the front door the house ston. like [ __ ] I was like holy [ __ ] walk in. there's three different piles of [ __ ]. just in the kitchen there's piles of. [ __ ] in every single room in the house. the cat shits six times a day. oh filled with [ __ ] and puke they gave. him too much food he's just sitting. there eating it walks around throws up. shits goes back and lays down dude.

they're gonna kill him when they get. home dude did you pick the poop up I did. Mother there's GNA be more there yeah. that was now he's he's still open day. open house until. Wednesday he's going to be in so much. trouble when Mom and Dad get home oh God. yeah you must have had a party there's. so much [ __ ] here you had to have had. other cats here there's no way one cat. [ __ ] this much and you can't kick a you. can't really beat a cat you can hit a. cat I mean you can but it's like they're. so quick fight back the scariest part.

dude a dog you hit usually they're like. they get sad and yeah you hit a cat. they're like that [ __ ] yeah and. then they sit and wait they'll get you. yeah they wait till you're on a business. call they jump and get your arm you damn. it God damn. it all right yeah [ __ ]. cat just [ __ ] all over my house cat just. attacked me yeah that's uh that'd be a. fun prank show of just leaving like fake.

dog [ __ ] everywhere all over the house. and someone comes in see how quickly. someone kills their. dog we had Maya Jackson had diarrhea. almost every single morning for I swear. to God it was a month he was protest. dumping well he was he just got like. they would cry in the middle of the. night and he gets so worked up if people. are crying or upset he gets like it. [ __ ] him up oh and he will if you like. bump your knee you're like [ __ ] and. you're sitting there he'll like run up. to you and like sit it against you like. such a sweetheart when the baby he's an.

empath dude when the babies was crying. he would get so spun out downstairs that. he would just start [ __ ] all over. the place cuz he couldn't get up there. and do his [ __ ] thing yeah he's. emotional. support my parents just keep threatening. with death to tible do it I mean right. dude it's been a decade they're not. going to kill this cat they have to it's. been close to a decade and they're. they're not they'll do nothing what. about Tran. Dart he's pretty much Tred during the. day m yeah he does he's a cat he just.

lays there all day yeah true then at. night he goes out yeah that that would. be if if if an animal shits in my house. more than like like Jackson I gave a. hard pass CU I love him but like if he. kept that up for a while I'd have I. would have done it I would have you know. yeah but it's also it is a cat turd true. it's nothing compared to a giant like a. fat fat Pit's diarrhea a bum shitty like. a bum [ __ ] house bum shits oh was so. gross man yeah that's yeah I feel like.

if a dog shits in your house I had I had. a cousin who had an really old dog who. like then went they went away for the. weekend he just like got up on their. sectional was. like he was like old and sick no one's. ever going to be here again this is. finally my house dude [ __ ] I've been. dying to [ __ ] on this [ __ ] couch yeah. he had like tumors and [ __ ] and we just. kept get like yeah my one cousin was. like dude I got to give him something. that's when they killed my old dog. buckus did they when they started sh he. started diarrhe in the house immediately. was a guy that's it yeah done it's so.

nasty dude when they it is dude when you. you you see the mighty Missi dude just. [ __ ] diarrhea dude a it's [ __ ] so. nasty is heartbreaking when you see an. old dog [ __ ] like that yeah with the. third day in a row you're kind of like. bro yeah way sadder than when a human. does it yeah like when an old person. starts [ __ ] you're just like ew yeah. I'd [ __ ] [ __ ] go beat the [ __ ] out. of an if I was a Jamaican orderly I. would just whail on every [ __ ] gazer. in there just my big fat arms.

D knock it off Mr Wiston you're [ __ ]. like a. baby look what you done now you [ __ ] on. yourself come here boy [ __ ] grab his. ear that's awesome that's how that's how. we all go eventually you will be getting. your ass beat by Jamaicans. dude if you live long enough you will. get your ass beat you'll get Beat to. Death by Jamaicans imagine not. remembering like your family at all just. wa wait you're just constant.

hell there's some the Jamaicans now dude. they're going to they're talking about. us. now I mean Monkey Business you got to. give it to him just beating up old it's. I think it's kind of like Circle of Life. stuff dude yeah you're old you're like. an old white dude you've dominated for a. long time it's like just let an old. Jamaican lady whail on you for like the. last 10 years of your life you know what. I mean I think it's fair as fair is all. I'm saying yeah I'll take it like a man. yes you saying we're done with we we do.

have. reparations so we can stop the. debate the reparations are you get to. beat the hell out of all of our. grandparents it's kind of it's kind of. like a dunk tank or guys like get out of. my room we get around know who you are. it's. like because old white people go to. their retiring home and they are RAC. they're super racist I've seen it with. my own eyes dude yeah they get in there. and they're like she steal in from my.

room again they're like Mr Johnson I get. old white dudes the governor flies off. and they get it's full [ __ ] it's full. on I've SE well also you don't remember. what room you're in the only other. person that comes in your room is that. woman yeah you're like I used to have a. Corvette where the [ __ ] did that. go this. goddamn he's like my. neighborhood what theck.

hell oh yeah that is funny though if you. were like in if you were genuinely like. an old white died in the wool as racist. as you could possibly be and then your. last moments on Earth are just [ __ ]. black people being like get up do this. like this isn't what supposed to. happen what the hell it wasn't supposed. to be like you made like $2 million your. kids are living off of it you're just on. a bed with people screaming and beating. you where did I go wrong you got to just.

go yeah you got to go true it is it's. just so funny to think about cuz that. did happen to a lot of like so went for. a lot of people yeah my grandma was in a. home yeah it's like the you you caught I. know she was getting her ass beat yeah I. mean obviously she might have she could. have she she was pretty [ __ ] Lippy. dude she was she was Lippy as [ __ ] dude. I almost [ __ ] clocked her dude she. pushed me for ice I was like did you. give it like a little the ice machine I. was like what are you doing no i' like. stayed still when she was like trying to.

push me I didn't push back but I like. but yeah I flexed up D I'm not moving. you you became a mountain I yes God damn. I became I became a goon she was being a. [Laughter]. goblin yeah it is it is very funny to. think about of like you like you were. like a 1950s not even so I would say. like my grandparents were born in like. 1920 maybe 1918 so you were 30 during.

the you were in your full form during. the 1950s and you were like yep I like. what they're talking about with about. everything and all of a sudden you're. fuing you're just in a room you have no. idea where all your money is where my. television go your TV's that big I was. just watching the. Giants somebody must have stole this. [ __ ]. TV you worked your whole life as hard as. humanly possible and all of a sudden. you're like where did all my money go. herpes what did I do for the last oh.

yeah [ __ ] cyia from. [Music]. ory you think the CL you think the. orderly's ever sell P oh yeah I think. they yeah I mean the handies must be. that must be crazy dude you're talking a. decent looking Grandma comes in you're. working the night shift oh I'm thinking. the other way around yeah I know but I'm. saying as a man I doubt the women are. [ __ ] I'm saying selling handies like. yo give me a reverse mortgage sign your. [ __ ] house over to me I'd be like bro.

it's done yeah why did I get take. everything i' yeah in a bed dying I'll. give you everything you want yeah handy. one more it's got to be crazy too one. more my God I'll give you a buffalo. nickel this $5 nickel come. here yeah you'd be on Great Depression. prices so you hit you hit the price of. the handy you go what the hell I bought. my house for. $60 the hell that's that's what that. cost Jesus Christ I used to walk five.

miles through the snow and get a hand. job for a penny dude well five miles. through the. snow true that was a Depression era. [ __ ]. be yeah jibs took a [ __ ] absolute. he's going to be able to tell his kids. about that his adopted his adopted Asian. children he told me the other day he has. sex with ladies he has sex with women. now yeah he he sex with everybody he's. about holes. yuck careful gotta be careful with that.

yuck e got be careful with that it's. still Co still going around you gota be. careful you don't spread Co to women but. you don't spread Co to like straight. ladies true you laugh but Co did ravage. the gay community the pocc and gay. community way more than whites did it. really get Co get the gay guys a lot. prob I'm sure the news said that yeah. true they were going to parties dude I. know he said he got the the PC's the. gays were going to mixers they're having.

fun they're doing system from partying. and it. wasn't too many mixers did you ever hear. the dudes at deny AIDS they're just like. gay guys just party too much they're. just tired yeah they're just tired and. party too much that's awesome I've never. heard that yeah there's there's guys. that go around saying it's not a real. thing say truly bad take gay guys just. party so hard and do so many drugs that. they they bring it about a guy tried to. posit the theory and I think people were. like that's not true sir. yeah don't you dare I think he just said.

they're just being bad he's like nothing. wrong with gay SE he's like they're just. being bad G sex is nothing he's like. they're being bad they're staying up too. late they're staying up too late and. dancing too much dude like they're. staying up too late and dancing a lot. it's like do whatever they want with. their bodies I don't care about that but. go to bed on time guys yeah it is. bedtime knock it off with the drug. bedtime. gaming imagine en forcing a a bedtime in. like the gay like the gor Hood like guys. bedtime no you can not that's what. Stonewall was the police came in and.

said get to bed they said we're yeah. right bedtime come here God damn it time. what year was that Stonewall. geez I think that. was was like 60 or is that 68 yeah I. think back then maybe I'm dumb maybe it. was like. 74 so when they ran that news was it 74. 69 [ __ ] I knew it I didn't want to say. it no I didn't say what I didn't say. what they were doing in there I'm.

saying [ __ ] I knew stone wall was 69 it. was a summer that was a Summer of Love. dude it was a summer of butt love and. the cops the cops were like what the. hell damn I forgot that was a good bit I. used to have a bit on stall cuz I was at. home and I was watchingg gay documentary. I forgot about that and my parents were. watching it I was like damn this was. 1969 what the [ __ ] were you guys like. what did you think about this they were. like we didn't know you could be gay I. know I was like Mom your brother's gay. and my dad was like yeah we [ __ ] you.

just thought he ran weird we knew he. hung out with girls we didn't know that. we just thought he was friends with. girls yeah when that news story broke it. must have been people like oh okay yeah. they were like yeah that was the joke. was it was a the headline was like den. of [ __ ] gay people raided yeah it was. like a den is a funny way to describe. they just a bar that gay people were in. it's not even underground I've been to. the I haven't been there they bought.

I haven't been there just kidding they. busted it up like a gambling ring dude. yeah game in with sticks they're. okay what the. [ __ ] that is crazy when you think about. it I got to bring that joke back yeah. it's awesome explaining to the cops if. nobody knew what being gay was like the. sit down meeting of like guys the. Whiteboard you know how we all like. girls every's like yeah yeah there's. some guys that don't like girls like. what where are they give us our sticks.

we gotta go down there and [ __ ] hit. them with. sticks you're an adult man hitting. another guy for liking guys 50 years ago. Dude not long it was only 50 years ago. yeah those guys are alive the guys who. were hitting dudes with sticks yeah are. get their ass beat by Jamaicans right. now that's what I'm saying they're in. bed yeah and that was the government. basically like yo go hit those gay guys. with sticks yeah and now they're on a. government pension it's like they're. like wait what's going on now they're. like dude you saying defund the police.

back then defund the 1950s police I. agree defund the 1950s police 1950s 1960. we we up to the Civil Rights Act defund. all those please exactly they do not get. pensions dude not get them out yeah. defund all they good guys and we'll ask. them true were you good guys what' you. do where were you on the night of 199. where the [ __ ] were you when they broke. up the funny if one of the cops broke. off and started making out with one of. them like I don't know what happened I. got scared I didn't know you could do. this. I like.

this what if one of them smacked one of. the gay guys and the gay guys. went ah what the [ __ ] going on he. flips it he laun it Daddy what's that in. Project X where he's like Daddy relax oh. like what the hell even is that Daddy. chill. hell yeah it's pretty amazing how far. the uh everything's dude now dude it's. funny I was on the way up I was like. [ __ ] spur on the way up so there. that's 50 years ago now Britney was.

calling me she took uh Chloe to a story. time oh no some sort of like oh no you. can never take the kids to story time it. was no it was a like a Mis something. singal at like this one place like. indoor place you go to play and dude let. me guess bro britty sitting there well. it was just it was like some some I. think it was like a lady actually um. lady arbit whatever no big deal but she. had uh she was like they started this. thing off it was for kids dude one to. four year olds first of all I was like. you know take a bath shave whatever you.

got shave but like she had the [ __ ]. she armpit hair was kind of arm armpit. hair it's like it's disgusting girls can. have that but I don't like it oh [ __ ]. dude I it's one of my least favorite. things it might be my least favorite. thing it's it bothers me to no end yeah. it's like hey come on man I got to look. man my hair's not the best today you. know you don't think I want [ __ ] cool. hair yeah dude you don't think I wish I. had I'm saying I got to take I got to. like you know I got to shower I got to. do stuff you think I want girl stuff. exactly dude I want girl stuff I. know oh so sick so [ __ ] use all the.

some dudes are a lot of black dudes are. carrying pocket books right now but you. got to keep you got to keep racks in. them though lam my is that not a thing. where black dudes carry like pocketbooks. I've seen the fanny packs on the the. Soul. Brothers Soul Brothers got the Satchel. now too the Soul Brothers are rocking. the satchels yeah they also keep the. chopper they keep the chopper in the. satel sometimes mhm Indiana Hoops Jones. no with the satchel so she goes in the. lady Britney's sitting there we have a.

one-year-old the oldest kid there was. four years old the lady starting it goes. do you guys know artha Franklin she had. a baby when she was 12 actually look. that up too I want to see if that's true. she had a baby when she was 12 it's like. she had a fight for herself has anyone. ever pushed you around you ever have to. stand up for yourself I was like what. the [ __ ] you talking about four-year-old. stand it up of themselves man it's like. no she started like that was the. original dialogue and then she was like. you got to B yourself they started being.

like that's cool but it was weird dude. then they're like purple is a color is. it for boys no is it for girls no it's. just a color just like trans and nonb. binary just people oh really they hit. him with that that's [ __ ] it's like. dude hit him with a [ __ ] like read. Pokey puppy even if they had just even. if dude if it's that like the content of. it I'm like whatever if they had been. like trumps of rising again i' like. still weird as [ __ ] yeah they were. indoctrinating little kids at a at a. thing for like literally like preverbal.

like dude it was britty left my queen. dude she picked she like come on she's. like we're out of here and they're like. well we're sorry what's the matter she's. like that's [ __ ] weird that's awesome. why are you guys doing that and they. were just like d was it a white lady. with armed pit hair yes and your black. queen said enough please bro they're. like you didn't like the re of Franklin. damn that's so exciting you didn't like. the re of Franklin thing we did yeah. dude she said you need RS ptcc that's. what I'm saying. dude yeah D what's that from it's Eddie. is it uh Shrek that might be Shrek one.

was it Shrek one no what's that. from no he's like yeah whatever but dude. it's RSP to CC me [ __ ] I forget what. that's from dude but how [ __ ] creepy. is that to like [ __ ] weird I called. the place on the way up here nice it. wasn't the place I did give him hell it. wasn't the place well they were like. it's not us first of all I was like dude. I I was like I heard you guys are like. doing like divisive political rhetoric. for one-year-olds and four-year-olds I'm. like can you explain to me why you would.

do that and they were like that's very. interesting question that's her response. um it's not us it's the people we hire. to come do it here you might want to. talk to them blah blah blah and I'm like. yeah I hear that but I'm like you. understand that's weird like why would. you want to get into the minds of like. preverbal children I'm like that's. that's what the like early medieval. Catholic Church did I was like you want. to that yes so I'm like I'm hitting them. I'm like you know that's that's like. when you want to like you have a message. that needs to get in the very little. kids heads I'm like that's really weird. and Sinister [ __ ] I'm like you guys.

should really not do that and they were. like well I mean we we don't have any. control I'm like well you hired the. people so you're letting them into. you're building and it's. like what's I was like they can't even. comprehend these ideas so why would you. be like trying to like someone were. trying to repeat them into their head as. if like to like indoctrinate I was like. that's [ __ ] weird man it is can you. imagine if I ran a story thing for like. Pro Trump things for like one-year-olds. they would have shut it down immediately. I was like that's C all the lesbians. that work there would run in and go. I am not a.

man I was like dude the message iside. this is a boy he's got a penis it's like. it's girl got a. Viner Color Purple is for girls purple's. [ __ ] gay as [ __ ] any boys like the. Vikings dude that's pretty. sick talking about the Purple People. eaders good. defense we should do we should do just. dude [ __ ] story time we have to today. we're reading the swimsuit edition by by. Sports. Illustrated whoa girls Beat It we don't.

trust you won't tell your friends you. guys won't be able to read you guys. can't [ __ ] read [ __ ]. anyway we got some [ __ ] dumb sex. books for you guys upstairs crime novels. retards boys we're eating cool. [ __ ] yo here's the deal girl boys are. just better than girls all right we're. Stronger. Faster yeah it's I was like dude that. just d me nut I'm like dude today we're. going to talk about the Durham report.

turns out Trump there was no [ __ ]. collusion isn't that. funny going back to the color blue for a. second that's the cops we love. them these guys are going to hell out. there Come On You' have an inch and. trigger finger trust. me have I ever seen anything. no do I have any experience no but I'm. telling you those guys. do meanwhile derck schin sits behind. bars you guys all.

know Kanye West turns out he's not that. [ __ ]. bad to that's I was explaining to the. lady I was like dude it's not even like. the mess it is that equivalent it is. it's l it truly is that crazy I was like. dude it's not even the message I I'm. like whatever I'm like the fact that you. got you have a company who's trying to. get into little kids heads and belief. systems and like when's the last time. you stood up for yourselves it's like. hopefully never they're won yeah. hopefully they're listening to every. [ __ ] thing I say like I'm not going.

to sleep I refuse mom's trying to put. you in a dress [ __ ] that tell her you. want to wear a [ __ ] suit you're a. boy wouldn't it be cooler if you were a. boy yeah dude it was I was so happy for. my queen dude it's being like she's. she's a [ __ ] too so she was just. probably just like no let's go right now. she's a [ __ ] dude we were on the. phone how funny was that when I was like. Hey. Bry I could hear Matt was like when when. are we get into Charleston and I heard.

her like tell them what hotel are we. what hotel are we s and you're. like he's gonna I'm on the phone yeah. like hey Bry it's so nice to direct that. Force against like get that Force. [ __ ] armpit haired white lady God oh. dude she she's very funny we'll go to. the park and she'll like we'll be she'll. like she just talks to everyone I live. in a pretty heavy white [ __ ]. neighborhood and like a white [ __ ]. [ __ ] lib neighborhood and the she'll. go to the playground and she'll like. just start talking about whatever and.

I'll she'll even like skew conversations. towards like [ __ ] and dude I watch Like. moms there just be. like like dude if you walked outside. without a mask in my neighborhood during. Co like people would like stare you down. like lib smack wanted to lip smack you. and I watch they like oh my God how are. you doing she'll start like just talking. about [ __ ] and they'll be like uh yeah I. guess so like she'll bring up like. gender stuff and they're just kind of. like it's [ __ ] it's I just walk on. the other side of the play I'm like. Jesus Christ Jesus Christ this is my boy.

dog yes you want to know how I. know we gave him a boy's name do you. want to know. why of his [ __ ] dick in nuts right. there even cut off his nuts still a bro. still the bro as long as you have the. hog that's a good thing to talk at the. dog park oh true. gender yeah what kind of dog is it be. like well we don't we don't really know. what this we have no idea other than his. [ __ ] [ __ ] and balls has it. sufficiently expressed a giant dog.

[ __ ] what's the biggest dog dick in the. world on record can we get that yo I I. told you I saw that one what [ __ ] dog. [ __ ] a lady recently what yeah I. didn't know I didn't know how big dogs. dicks were how much they got inside. their body I thought that little boner. they get when they're chilling I thought. that was their dick that's just a dick. bro they're dick they have like Tim. Burton character finger dicks they have. huge dicks really they don't have the. pigs have a spiral they have like a.

little like hook on right no it looks. like a eraser looks like a giant [ __ ]. it's huge it's like an alien dick yeah. I've been ful erex dog penis they theirs. is like they get that feeling too cuz. that's like they have like a bare dick. you know what I mean like their dicks. inside body exactly so that thing. touches it's probably like oh my God. that's probably tell the video I saw. that dog lasted longer than me that. thing was flying was it really yeah it. was. disgusting you think or you think.

they're ripping like four loads by the. way I didn't want to see this video Yeah. didn't think to ask you that who sent. you that vile gentlemen War. mode the most vile boys we know isn't. that an illegal the disgusting. Brothers isn't that like having isn't. beastiality illegal yeah but beastiality. videos aren't like no one's ever gotten. raided by the feds for having like a. beastiality cash I a girl just got in. trouble for [ __ ] dogs on Snapchat for. sure 19-year-old girl just she had like. videos of her but how come possession.

isn't a how come possession is not a. crime I have no idea I mean every single. person seen Mr Hand get butt [ __ ] it's. not like his CP that's what I'm saying. it's kind funny video it I mean it is it. does become illegal if you lustfully. look at a woman [ __ ] a dog yeah sin. of the spirit I. guess something. happens it's a very uncomfortable. feeling. well you're watching the woman's. pleasure OB so Billy found the video of.

the guy [ __ ] the snake yeah and that. led I think Spa down a wormhole little. rabbit hole of like what else is on this. website oh no Lam you're nodding as if. you've got something to add to this no. I've seen that snake video it's. hilarious snake video is [ __ ]. disgusting that's [ __ ] up you showed. me that you're saying the disgusting. Brothers found disgusting Brothers the. disgusting. Brothers SP of the disgusting Brothers. waron is the disgusting Brothers.

disgusting Brothers found it dude and. sent me. it everybody oh this is too much for. this might save some of this for the. patreon this is a very damning statement. I was about to make save that save that. save that save that I just like to know. the disgusting Brothers disgusting. brothers are out there on the internet. doing wild [ __ ] I didn't know one of the. disgusting Brothers found that snake. video I didn't know that was your Billy. I had seen it before I thought so I. talked about a long like I remember. seeing it I saw it when it. dropped but Billy went and found it.

again recently oh and he resurfaced it I. forgot how horrific that video was I. wasn't prepared for that either man when. I saw that I was like this seeing a. dog's boner was also pretty off-putting. yeah there you saw the whole thing saw. the whole damn thing. yeah saw I saw the dog get taken out of. a woman oh who's the who's the uh the. Handler I don't know like an old lady. from a dog show like. [Laughter]. yeah it was uh truly disgusting and I.

wish I had not seen it oh man that. stinks at least we got the disgusting. Brothers out of this I mean I'm ashamed. to admit what I saw but it was it was at. least waro the disgusting Brothers. funny dude I mean everyone was down in. the season three of succession and I was. like no this is might be the funniest sh. although the last episode triggered me. dude with with the this past episode the. elction yeah triggered me they're like.

equating it to Trump and they're like. they're Fox News basically and they're. like we're calling it we know morally. this guy's about to destroy democracy. but yeah we're doing it for the money. it's like well also can you guys stop. destroying democracy fun it is well it. was funny is the other character is. going nah no shut up yeah that it was. funny they did at least painted every. single way of like you're right I agree. I was just triggered by the all a sudden. shiv the female character all of a. sudden had her moral line was like I.

would never see I watched that being. like it's all [ __ ] I thought to me. when I was watching it the show was. being like this is all [ __ ] I think. that is they did yeah do that but there. was still a bunch of characters like I. won't we can't give him the election I. know which I guess is probably exactly. what actually happened as a bunch of. those news dorks were like this is the. death I am not a man this is the death. of. democracy yeah I I yeah I don't know I I. think what I think it peeled back I'm in.

my bag today I got chill I think it. peeled the curtain back on the illusion. of democracy my brother you know that's. what I think died when I hear statements. like that I'm one of those guys that's. willing to go you know what maybe I was. wrong with my interpretation of what I. saw I like that version this bug out of. here this bug coming over here yeah it. was funny when Trump came up he's like I. paid all those [ __ ] yeah it was. and then he was like I'm draining the. swamp and he appointed like the worst. guys ever to all the thing that was. things he's not draining the swamp I'm.

going to drain the swamp yeah I listen. to this RFK podcast it was pretty nice. one he did I'll tell you right now um. when he gets his voice warmed up it's. like yeah once you get used to his voice. he's great but there was also uh it's. Allin the Allin I heard a good chunk of. that I think I heard presidential. candidate Robert F Kennedy. Jr I thought it was great. but and then I was listened to it and I. was like yeah he'll never win because of.

his voice and I was like damn that's. that that just shows how [ __ ] dumb we. are I know like yeah but he talks. funny it's like even though he's making. all the points that I think are actually. pretty good yeah he talks funny so [ __ ]. him I I would vote for RFK yeah we're. voting Dems dude he's D we're Dems this. year he a man dude RFK is a man what's. he what's he h gang independ yeah is he. damn is he independ is forward party. forward party yeah I'd go RFK first man. and if if I'm a fool I'm a fool I don't.

care yeah he's he is the man D I'd love. to just see let RFK debate Biden want. let the boy debate I don't think they're. going to do it they're never going to. let Biden debate not R they'll be. they'll be they'll be able to keep Biden. away from Trump by just saying we're not. going to dignify this guy with a debate. yeah they'll be able to say that even. though obviously they're just hiding. Biden why why has how is there nobody. being like no dude like there's a. million people graduating from Harvard. every year that go on to be lawyers for.

40 years how is there not one hot shot. [ __ ] lawyer who can be like yeah I. have my mental faculties I can do. that I don't know who' you vote for laam. mer or. Biden I that's a good question. actually Lam today no briefing no Lam. Mer's got a nasty sense of direction. I'll tell you that really yeah he's got. a dude I like I never know where I. parked in a parking garage and I was. like L where am I he's just like left. right B bum bum L's got a lot of secret.

he dude he's got a he's deceptively. smart he's got he knows the city like. the back of his hand too it's crazy he's. like oh yeah up here there's a this and. I'm like don't you guys get lost to. every drive that was just last week that. was his bad last week he had a lot on. the mind don't you guys miss the exit. every week that was last week he was. missing a lot of he was almost missing a. lot of exits but I think he had. something way and heavy are you you're. not stoned today no I could tell yeah no. that's why you got a little that's why. he's a little chippy attitude oh yeah.

he's got that nasty normally comes. in you should have seen him in bar sto. dude I'm sure they have free swag and. merch everywhere he was wearing like a. [ __ ] pontious pilot like they had. like a Roman outfit he just tossed on. like a weird costume walked around. awesome did you have fun in bar stool. yeah it was fun I had a steak and. lobster was that the first you had steak. and lobster the yak sponsor by alack. Steakhouse oh hell yeah we jumped in for.

a second Mar [ __ ] you went on the A. and ate steak and lobster yeah I was. like can I get one you're like yeah I. was like all right we're on for like 10. minutes Munch them steaking. Lobster was that the first time you had. been there yeah it's cool yeah it's cool. yeah they don't have enough games though. it's like all you wanted more games yeah. I need more games I need one game room. too many bars not enough game rooms they. had a blitz machine they had an NFL. blitz machine it wasn't plugged in. wasn't plugged in bro if that thing was. plugged in would have been a yeah. [ __ ] problem I played a lot of.

Blitz this. weekend I butly came and he has his uh. he came oh you guys were playing Blitz. he's got this this thing that he hooks. up to the TV and there's a million games. on it we played probably 30 Games how. were you doing were you were you good. Prett it was 5050 honestly Blitz is like. Mario Kart where they they keep you in. it they do no they do which is a great. algorithm the fumble it's perfect dude. the fumble RI start popping up perfect. game yeah no it's I it's going be a game. I could play it all day Dr B us two. seconds left in the game touchdown not a.

big deal that was arcade arcade mode. dude give me the [ __ ] controller. godamn yeah we need the N64 controller I. think I still have one here dude I I. could play Blitz all I think I have NFL. Blitz in this apartment with an N64 I. got to check I thought I could feel it. yeah you could feel it I thought I could. feel the down in my it might be the best. game it might be the best game in the. world that's it was up there oh that. genre I think NFL Blitz is the most fun. the only Street if we're considering. that part of the genre Street's nasty.

yeah NBA Street Volume 2. was but that's when you're getting into. PlayStation 2 territory you know when. they you know they made a hockey game. that's like NBA Jam yeah two on two. hockey that was pretty nasty played that. there was Wayne. Gretzky's there was one light was like. that it was three on three yeah it was. awesome it's [ __ ] pretty fun yeah. yeah dude the uh we need to get back. into those I keep trying to find a game. I hate games dude you're oh that sucks. sucks dude Bliss every game sucks yeah. the exact same yeah that's true.

everything's like UFC is [ __ ] sick. UFC is awesome I guess you got to play. against I I can only play I try to play. online and I get [ __ ] murdered yeah. yeah that that pisses me off I got to I. got to play against my Bros cuz it's. like otherwise Bros is fun you need. someone in the room getting upset yes I. need to see someone. go I thought I had. it I'm getting better though that's what. I dude I had you that's [ __ ] [ __ ]. yeah they're I think they're making we.

shouldn't even talk about UFC now I just. want to play UFC I know I shouldn't. mentioned it now we're goingon to get. the bug yeah dude the uh they're making. a version of Blitz now where you can. play online and like ultimate Blitz. would be two people on one same team it. would be very fun if you could just. [ __ ] run certain routes and [ __ ] i'. I've definitely talked about before that. was was big I miss my college Bros for. that we used to play we got. NCAA we would all play Four controllers. on the same team all playing defense. dude that's drinking a bottle of whiskey. yeah there playing a.

season nothing more fun than that dude. by the fifth game I'm throwing picks I'm. [ __ ]. face my friend who didn't know how to. play we would have him kick our field. goal so there was a chance we missed oh. really yeah that was fun that's [ __ ]. that's so much fun I miss those days. yeah we did the snow day back in the old. house and drank and played Mario Kart. that was pretty fun that's a disaster. last last place in Mario Kart has to. chug a whole no everybody has to chug is. that what it was or last you have to. finish your before you finish the race. that's what it was that's it and you. can't drive while you're drinking yeah.

that's what it was yeah and yeah by race. four I you drank four beers in 10. minutes I think whoever finished last. place had to drink something else or. something I don't know but that resulted. in a yeah then we went to a [ __ ] like. Open Mic yeah and I said some nasty. things on the. microphone whoopsies we used to we used. to I I don't know the the point of the. game we used to play a game called. fuckle or something we we made up a name.

and it was you had to like chug a beer. and then take it like just hit a bowl or. a bong and like hold it in while someone. did something else and it would you go. back and forth and dud we' be it was. ridiculous yeah you'd be come totally. obliterated and he go out to like. Westchester and be like go talk to girls. hey what's going on like all right we're. pregaming we're pregaming with we're all. going to chug a bottle of [ __ ] Calico. Jack no no chasing is just yeah like you. got we're playing Cowboy face like.

what's that it's like you chug and then. you try not to make a face there was no. game to it it was like not a real thing. Cowboy face is kind of a sick game that. is fun just chugging making not chug. something disgusting and just oh I. couldn't do it dude I have such I have a. [ __ ] Banker face dude I'd be [ __ ] no. you haven't been. approved I don't approve of the taste of. this we're taking your. house it must be cool owning a bank. owning a bank yeah owning a bank and. being like cuz isn't doesn't the FDIC.

only they insure up to like. $250,000 yes so if you lose I just got. that email really yeah I have I have to. diversify my Banks yeah there you go I. don't like it you have to or just start. one I just want to keep it all yeah keep. it I don't like all these [ __ ] Banks. yeah you have to diversify aren't they. all going to fail soon I don't think so. and then what happens when they fail are. they just like you don't we lost it yeah. you're [ __ ] so if you put money in a. bank and the bank fails the Federal. Federal insurance will insure you up to. $250,000 oh okay that makes s so if the.

bank fails they'll get you're insured I. get50 so everything else I lose yes if. you put if you put over 250 in a bank. and if you and if you say you had like. $700,000 in a bank and the bank failed. the government like here's 250 you're. federally insured for that amount but if. you have like a million dollars in the. bank they're going to go hey man we're. sorry that happened to you but the. bank's out of money and you're kind of. [ __ ] well then you got to get a gun. and go to the bank go give the money. back wouldn't even be a robbery at that. point it' be like hey yeah you give me.

back what I gave you be an OJ Simpson. situation this happened with the Silicon. Valley Bank that went down yeah like a. bunch of investors had their money in. there like more than $250,000 and they. had to like the government had to get. involved and like all right we'll get. you all of your money back they got all. they what but they were only federally. insured for $250,000 they respect I. think that's why it was such a dis. that's what they talked about being the. Silicon Valley B I thought they were. talking about the BTC ever that Bitcoin. so that's the company they're talking.

about well Silicon Valley Bank was the. company that they were the bank that. gave their money to all the uh crypto. companies oh so a bunch of crypto. companies invested they started taking. their money out of there and it because. they were crypto why they get bailed out. cuz there was a bunch of other like. unintended millionaires who got. hurt that's good yeah I like hearing. about the millionaires getting their. money back dude I was the only one when. they bang when they bailed out like. Goldman Sachs back during the recession. I was like thank god dude I was so happy. for them I was like I didn't want to.

lose all their money they so lay on that. mattress in our house like God I hope. those guys are all. right yes I got 50 bucks from Raven. Lounge. yes I'll spend it all right now 10. double citywides please yeah that is. funny when they're like Obama had to. bail those Banks out I think he did he. did yeah but it's like yeah I always. wonder I'm like you gotta go how did how. did we get here my question though I. always go like what h i did you watch.

The Big Short yeah what was the argument. making like what would have happened if. they let those all those Banks fail I. don't I don't know I don't recall I. think the entire economy would collapse. would have collapsed yeah maybe so oh. yeah because then they can't loan any. more. money yeah we're I guess because the. government can still always that's where. I get so I was listening to Tim Dylan's. podcast he was just talking about that. what' he say I guess Biden wanted to do. a thing where like I I'm [ __ ] this up. but like your credit doesn't matter. it's like a thing to try to get minority.

housing up it's like your credit score. doesn't matter we'll give you a loan for. a house and he's like that was the start. of the I know it's nice but this is. exactly how we what happened in 2008 oh. you gave out loans that you knew people. weren't going to pay yeah and then the. housing market crashed yeah that they're. like we need to do it to be he's trying. to do it he's trying to do it again I. don't know I literally I heard it while. I was playing MLB the Show listening to. Tim Dylan man that makes sense yeah I.

don't like it yeah I mean it's a it's a. bad thing when all the mortgages fall. and everyone's like the real estate. bubbles on a burst again if the real. estate bubble bursts I'm [ __ ] [ __ ]. losing my sh my [ __ ]. apartment I'm just going to rent forever. that's some people do that I just bought. a house [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] well yeah. true actually I haven't put a single. payment into that really yeah dude they. didn't make me sign the they they. thought my credit sucked so they didn't. have me on the loan declare bankruptcy.

my stupid dad and sister didn't include. me on the loan you're a [ __ ] shark. dud no I don't need to pay you're an. absolute. shark file Chapter 11 dude I'm G to fail. yeah I'm going to file bankruptcy have. people do BU of work to fix it up and. file Chapter 11 like. drum yeah hav fix I'm not going to pay. you you're cash rolling you could Bank. you can go bankrupt right now and just. completely burn all get a ton of credit. and just burn earn it yeah just be like. yeah I'm [ __ ] chapter 11 sorry guys.

peace and then what and you just wait. and then you get your credit back all. you do it that's what all the developers. did in the 90s yeah they would one guy. would build he'd [ __ ] everyone over and. then he'd partner up with two other guys. and they would split it and then the. other guy would CH file Chapter 11 then. like seven years is up and now you're. back up a lot of those guys that was. like the stuff they tried to get Trump. for and he's like yeah I took advantage. of business laws like what do you want. me to do which it was very bad because. you like you have people people were. doing like hundreds of. [ __ ] over like Ukrainian immigrants.

yeah you just Crush I think that's what. he was using probably anyway I mean if. he likes his construction workers like. he likes his babes then he uh he. probably supports UK but does he like. Russian babes or Ukrainian. babes he just likes leg takes small. brother yeah I guess he doesn't. discriminate I think he that was good. that town hall he had a decent answer. for that like the CNN lady that [ __ ]. nasty woman she saying to him at the. town she just being a hot babe being. snarky I liked her yeah she was like are.

you she's like do you hope Ukraine wins. the war he's like I don't he's like just. stop stop the war yeah knock it off she. kept trying to get him she's like so. you're cheering for Rush he's like I'm. not cheering for him like oh they were. getting him like that yeah like do you. want Ukrainian Victory or. not cut it out lady yes cut it out you. fine [ __ ] do you want Ukrainian Victory. we need Ukrainian Victory it is weird. it's like no I want them I want them to.

all get along and stop that I want him. to cut it out knock it off I mean dude. if he were president he would have. [ __ ] he would said he'd be done in 24. hours if I was President he would have. done that I wonder what I'm like what if. there was truth to that like he like he. calls them they're like yeah dude our. bad like our bad we didn't know you were. president Mr Trump you're the [ __ ]. man Mr. Trump cuz it's like there's dudes that. believe that huh there's people out. there that are like Mr Trump will call. them and end this thing right away dude. dude what if he get Dad's home I think. it's worth a shot to be like dude all.

right then go over there and talk to. that guy go talk to no I have to be. president first yeah I have to be. president no I'm not going to do it I. was just laughing about uh it's a little. off subject but dude's being like I'm a. [ __ ] grown ass man yeah it's just. such a funny like little kid thing to. say like I'm a big guy dude I'm old you. can't talk to me like that I'm big I got. I got crushed man dude I got crushed. last night cuz I was coming up with. flight plans for this weekend and I was.

just like she's like well there's like. there's not a lot of good flights and I. was like dude first of all she's like. well there's like a six you hit her with. I'm a grown ass man no even worse I hit. her with 640 there was 640 a.m. she. floated out to me I went that's going to. be so early I get up like 4:00 I want to. be sleepy like basically was like I'm. going to be so tired I don't want have. to do that and then we kept looking I. didn't see any other I'm not wrong to do. that dude I well I forgot IID said that. and I was like she's like what are you. going to do and I was like dude I'm like. a [ __ ] mercenary I got to drive there. I'll [ __ ] drive there so I'm like. dude she's like what do you mean you're.

going to drive there and I was like I'll. [ __ ] drive at night sleep for a. couple hours and then I'll get up in the. morning early as [ __ ] I'll drive like. BR you have there's one thing about me. I'm I'm like militant dude I'll get up. and he's like you just said you couldn't. get up for a 640 flight I was like d. dang it I didn't say [ __ ] I was being a. [ __ ] earlier I've changed well yeah I. didn't want to get up and go to the. airport that early but I'll would drive. for 5. hours I I stopped and I went you got me. dude I was like you got me you caught me. damn it I forgot I said that now when. that happens you got to go see see what. I did yeah true when I was wrong I said.

you were right that's how you do that. it's a good way to do it she caught me. in the middle I was so I was firing. myself up so much like BR you don't. understand what I see you don't here's. the thing you don't get and I'm like. doing all this [ __ ] like didn't you say. like 6:42 was too early I was like 6. yeah but that was like early I know I'll. be up at [ __ ] 4:00 I always wait till. the night before to see when I'm or. where I'm flying out of MH I I brat I. brat out on my man management but to see. like what time what the [ __ ] would you. have me flying out of Newark at [ __ ].

700 a.m. for like you said that was okay. I was like no. way there's no way I said. that but there's no way they would have. booked it without me saying yeah yeah. they definitely got me and I was like. [ __ ] it I'll wake up at 4: I don't give. a [ __ ] here's your thing about me the. night before I checked it I was like I. got to go to bed right now yeah [ __ ] and. you like wake up in three hours to go to. the [ __ ] New York you can't sleep. you're like yeah yeah I was hitting her. with full like bro I'm like a [ __ ]. mercenary dude like you just dropped me.

some you got me you hit me with truck of. blood early in our relationship and I. was like he's right cuz I used to any. time I did shows in South Carolina. constantly yeah you're all over the. place I was at that place I would just. be like all right I'll leave at midnight. I got a show tomorrow night that was. crazy man just drive eight hours it was. the best yeah it is kind of sick I loved. it I know you do have drink like six Red. Bulls and listen to music it turns out. you did have trucker Blood Cuz you had. soone Trucking in your a fat guy just. mind off get out of the.

road those were those were some tough. days though when the sun started coming. out like all of a sudden there'd be. traffic from people going to work while. I was driving to get like $200 at a [ __ ]. Comedy. Club show up they're like who are you. like I emailed you 48 times that was me. you said I could feature this you said I. could feature they're like no we didn't. there's already a feature i' be like. well I'm here I drove eight hours I I. drove to Florida I need this.

bomb. bomb damn that was wild that was like. one of my first road gigs I I was in. Florida got there they were like they. were like who are you and I you guys. said you were going to get my hotel like. no I stayed in like I brought my. girlfriend I stayed in like a motel oh. no you brought the babe yeah like babe. we did it a show in Florida not a big. deal we're going to have to drive for 46.

hours my parents drive to Florida like. 10 times a year they're insane that is. [ __ ] insane it's really weird a. flight to Florida is so easy dude well. the mask thing my mom was like nah bro. like I'm flying she was so pissed off. about that she's like I'm knocking on an. airplane with she like that's they're. really weird with that stuff Matt I was. like you're not wrong Mom she's not. wrong you're not wrong but she just D. they they even before that though they. just drive down there he be like I got. to bring a kayak down there and he like.

we're driving down they just [ __ ] I. don't mind driving I like a drive like. that yeah I don't I to do it again I. like it's nice having nothing to do for. two days true being like this is what. I'm doing you're just buzzing yeah. buzzing down the road I guess the I did. we did the Florida Way Drive when I was. a real little kid yeah like in a in a. it's tough when you're a kid that [ __ ]. blows dude we're in a conversion van my. whole family was in a conversion van and. we just drove to Florida we stopped once. in Georgia stopped at a bed and. breakfast and then we went on the uh.

Bush we went to Bush we stopped at Bush. Gardens I think awesome went on the big. bad wolf I thought I was going to die. it's down in it's Virginia Way Virginia. way yeah yeah we sto I think we stopped. did Big Bad Wolf or uh Bush Gardens we. stopped at this like weird old ladyes. place down like in like Georgia. somewhere I remember like walking around. being like what the [ __ ] going on yeah. and then uh probably somebody's [ __ ]. ant yeah it was it was some like really. weird we would always do that just stop. at some relative yeah that I've never. heard of seen again. yeah yeah that was it I don't I don't.

recall them I just I remember we would. drive to Hilton Head we used to go to. Hilton Head my Grandma had a townhouse. there that was a tough drive when I was. a kid that's what like eight 10 hours. yeah that's a long one God Dam but we'd. hit South of the Border I remember. seeing it and be like dude I want to go. to South of the Border so [ __ ] bad we. never went I remember them saying you. can get fireworks here and it's being. like yeah I was like that must be the. coolest place on Earth [ __ ] you drive. past it now you're like holy [ __ ] what a. dump dude what a piece of [ __ ] I do.

remember seeing it as a little kid and. being like this is like it was like a. like a eighth wonder of the world I was. like this is amazing this is crazy. there's a giant Sombrero the. architecture is yeah truly unbelievable. stunning yeah. broke yeah I was like this they're like. Gothic no it's a [ __ ] it's a [ __ ]. it's a fly trap for [ __ ] people. plywood yeah it's just plywood and a. mexic a giant Mexican guy hit or.

something awesome yeah does rule I wish. I could have gone when I was a boy south. of the board I can do it now you know. there now they I bet there's some nasty. bars in there getting [ __ ] up at South. of the board it would. be be a real sad time probably being in. Tiana basically what is Prett much what. is South of the Border is it like donkey. shows. just vicious be. people go down there and have sex with. 12year olds like South the board sou the.

board man come on get you a funny. t-shirt this a fireworks in a [ __ ]. funny T is it in where is it in Virginia. bombs is it in Virginia South Carolina. South I think it's the border of North. in South Carolina is it really I. believe can we get a conf what are you. doing twiddling your [ __ ] thumbs Town. New York too South of the Border in. levitown New York yeah that's a Canadian. one true where yeah. 53 you said 53 Oh I thought you said.

where are we at no oh I'm. sorry close I thought you just a. beautiful mind dude I thought you just. shot out numbers I you solved a complex. equation wait South you're not referring. to the Mexican restaurant right when. you're talking about South of the Border. no oh my. God no it's like a big F it's you've. been. there you and Dorian were there yeah you.

have you've been. there yeah the guy with the hat you're. the only one in the room that's been. there look up Denny's like the person or. the. restaurant the theme park. Denny's where is the actual non-mexican. restaurant not not the famous New York. mexic somebody's got to be able to. [ __ ] find that do I need to do it. Jesus Christ. [Music].

why Dylan South. Carolina. damn that' be funny to rename that town. Dyan M South America yeah it's I was. yeah it's on the border of North. Carolina and South Carolina if I became. a billionaire I would do that I would. take like very rural remote areas and. call them like Buck Angel Montana Buck. everyone who Liv there would have to be. like what the [ __ ] yeah I remember the. Sombrero this is nice dude can I see a. pick of that this place is [ __ ] hell.

oh man yeah back then that was like the. tallest building in South. Carolina in the 90s that place was a. [ __ ] it was a true Marvel I remember. seeing it and then like cuz I remember. during fourth of July every there would. be like guys that would drive down south. and come up with like trunks full of. illegal fireworks and just as a kid. being like dude he was just head South. of the Border yeah [ __ ] dude he loaded. up fireworks was so nice as a kid dude. dud I knew dudes that were like you.

could never get them dude they're thank. [ __ ] God as I've gotten older I'm. like thank God I [ __ ] hate them but. it's I'm scared of them I got fireworks. for the the kids we were at the lake. house I was like this is going to be fun. I like light I'm the shittiest fireworks. possible and I was still. like gotta run don't want to get hit by. this thing I do like lighting them but. Jesus Christ when you're in a city. environment fireworks it's just not a. good idea they the worst true Deb. they're the absolute [ __ ] worst I got. a whiz can we pause this for yeah pause.

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three sorry about that I had to tinkle. that's fine you can't take a [ __ ]. tinkle it feels good I love it um here's. a here's a fun topic I hit me and the. okan man we were doing we were doing. battle yesterday of the durm report yeah. I don't want to get into it true yeah. yeah I don't want to rub it in his face. too hard he still has not admitted. defeat not a big deal [ __ ]. unbelievable at this point he's. destroying me we like I'm wrong no but. I'm saying he's winning he's starting to.

win by never admitting he was wrong oh. yeah now it's starting to get me where. I'm like dude you have to admit. it he's like no no. why I don't know he he changes the. subject pretty well yeah true true be. like no you're right Trump's a great. president it's like no no that's not. what we're doing that's not what I'm. saying you little. [ __ ] but he's too strong now he got. jacked he Conor's too strong now I can't. Hees get I can't physically bully him. [ __ ] toss me around you think he'd. spin you over his head.

yeah uh but no and then I I was like in. the middle of the fight I was like dude. come upstairs and watch a movie with me. that's nice settle the beef so he came. up and we watched and I was like I'm. telling you the kingsman's good I made. him watch the new Kingsman what what. movie was that I don't know some World. War. I stupid action movie probably tight I'm. tell I thought it was good I saw it in. theaters and I was like damn that was. surprisingly good you have yet to get. lead me I've hit OK Conor with two rough. ones what' you hit him with before first.

one was Jack Reacher with Tom. Cruz he's Conor thinks Tom Cruz is top. five greatest of all time so you show. the movie actually he thinks number one. but oh that's crazy he thinks Tom Cruz. is the greatest actor of all time that's. insane it's a terrible pick dude yeah. yeah not even Daniel he think he's. better than Daniel that's that's why I. always hit him with ddl yeah dude he's. not even. I say Leo's better number one disgusting. brother Leo dude ultimate disgusting.

brother whoever disgusting Brothers yeah. true true true um but no we watched it. and I felt like a doofus was worst. stupid. movie that's but yeah that happened with. Jack Reacher I was like dude this movie. is [ __ ] sick and then I started. watching it I was like God damn it I. look like a [ __ ] dumb ass this movie. sucks what's is that uh no I'm thinking. of the Tom Clancy movie with the guy Jim. from the office I think it's one of I. think they made a didn't they Jack Ry.

Jack Ryan Jack Ryan get Jim from the. office there you go lir right back on. track baby po the second you doubt him. he comes. back you missed it we were just talking. about you Gabe Gabe Davis and some of. the some of the Buffalo Bills came down. to Cleveland really yeah we were talking. about you oh no your ears must have been. ringing we missed. you we went bowling it was funny did you. really we went bowling after the show in. Cleveland and the NFL boys competitive. nature took over were they pretty nice.

yeah they were [ __ ] Spencer Brown was. there he's there tackle he's gigantic. was he nasty at bowling I'm saying he. wasn't very good at bowling but he could. throw the ball 900 miles an hour which. was very fun that's awesome to drink and. be like Spencer throw it as hard as you. can. dude but now Gabe Gabe started getting. competitive and it's like oh there it is. he's always very quiet and like cool and. then one the second it's started getting. competitive he like became a. psycho yeah it was pretty fun I suck at.

bowling dude bowling's difficult yeah. I'm terrible at it I can't spin it I. don't even try I don't I'm scared to. even try to it's embarrassing I tried to. spin it like here's all you do you put. just in the top two holes and then you. throw it I was like I can't I. immediately I tried it went straight. into the gutter like as soon as it left. my hand directly into the gutter oh. shame a deep sense of Shame right away. yeah I look I got the build of a guy who. should be able to [ __ ] Bowl. nice I should be able yeah every time I.

bowl I go dude I'll be honest L start. coming back you've got the. build uh we went bowling once and oh. yeah yeah yeah that was fun though. reading reading uh Comedy Outlet what. was it called oh yeah they have that. bowling alley the bowling alley right. there that [ __ ] ruled who uh what was. the score like I don't I don't Rec I. think you won though I do think you won. I I if I get it going straight all I can. do is go straight if I can if I can find. it I can bowl like a like a one 10 120.

that's good it's about as good as I get. it's pretty [ __ ] good I can lose to. women that's how that's how bad of a. bowler I am I've been with women bowling. and lost if the lady bowls 120 though. she's kind of nasty. she's delete. that yes yes you can't help me saying. she's a. bleep it twice.

um. oopsies a bad man things are starting to. look up for me it's time to start saying. inappropriate things yeah self-sabotage. it's time to get confidence and say I. just self. sabotage I self- sabotage the other day. I fell the other day I fell from the. [ __ ] the White Horse of no porn you. masturbated to pornography pH how. [ __ ] nice was it it was all right. especially when you knew you being a bad. boy well I picked something real light. and kind of easy what' you pick tantric.

ji that's [ __ ] intense well no it was. just a lady who's like talking to you. about how to jerk your dick well she's. kind of like don't give in she's like. she's like don't give in to just like. trying to fap and get it over with she's. like relax take your time I always. wondered who was doing those me that. seems that's like I swear to God that's. F to in my range that's above gang bang. as far as like weird. weird thing to whack off to that's like. there not a regular J like there's ones.

they just like naughty naughty boy this. was like dude yeah this was like. somebody pretending to be like a yoga. instructor like very like open your. chakras sort of yeah but then like she. was apparently she was like it was a Joi. that's [ __ ] up it was a Joi while she. was having sex and I was like just make. one face to she was having sex yeah. talking during having sex yes dude and. she wasn't even making so H she wasn't. even making a face I'm like dude make. one face oh don't get caught up in the. rabbit hole of that inner animal some. dude was [ __ ] her while she was. talking to you but she he was barely.

moving she was kind of just doing the. moving yeah now I think about it that is. pretty nice that's awesome it was pretty. tight dude it was bug is just in our. eyeline dude I'm want to fight him yeah. dude we'll get him snat on before I. [ __ ] you will you I've seen you well. yeah that my it was really an experiment. in functionality you know it's like I. wanted to see I got a shut the [ __ ] up. you whacked off the porn it wasn't an. experiment in F saying not doing point. I'm saying okay I wanted to see what. works better I was like maybe I. shouldn't do it maybe I should never.

watch this stuff again and then I would. just be like at night it's it's more so. like an anxiety release button where. it's night time I want to go to sleep. and I'm like I could just pass out right. now if I smash the button but then I. would be like or I can lay there and try. to figure out how to like deal with that. and deescalate myself I'll be honest. I've been working on it for a year and. it's like it's pretty hard I to smash. the [ __ ] Panic class I think you're. just adding a stressor I that's there. another thing I was thinking too I'm. like I could just but here's the thing.

when I am it's a nice thing I'll be. honest I wish that was my going to bed. stressor what it is nice to have such. a pointless non nonf factor of a [ __ ]. thing to be anxious about yeah versus. focusing on real life yeah no that's. very difficult so it is nice to have. that battle that you're like I can't. whack off I can't whack normally I'm. laying there like I'm going to [ __ ]. die my heart a piece of [ __ ] ho. [ __ ] whack off just straight back to.

like holy [ __ ] dude this is out of. control I'll pass right out that's the. thing I'll pass right out so that was. the uh so now I'm still on the fence I'm. like all right I'm off the knock but I. don't want to like nail myself to a. thing because that it it started. creating a lot of pressure and it's like. I'm not puritanical I have nothing I'm. not like I mean there there are some of. the videos that do bum me out I'm like. this just feels terrible and awful so. yeah it's it's TBD TBD but I'm right now. I'm like you got to send me that link. I'll send it to you that sounds like a. good one I'll send it the lady's the.

lady knows a lot dude about stuff dude. she's so smart yeah it's more of a it's. not even like porn you're just watching. like that's like love biology anom she's. just telling you how to control the. inner Beast dude and the whole time I'm. like please just make one face just make. one cool sex face she doesn't do it and. the videos are quick she's it's a she's. a trap for the only fans she wants to. send people to only fans I've so many. times been like I could I could explain. this and I'm like no no no it's cool she.

does like sex lessons I just want to. sign. up I had the discussion in my head being. like that is tell her I'm learning so I. can use it on you. honey I got yeah I got the I'll start. thinking about it every day that's. that's I got the bank reports of like. you spent $20 on only fans like how the. [ __ ] do I have an only fans it's like oh. yeah I get drunk in hotels and I'm. like on Instagram somebody gets me on. Instagram I'm like I'd love to see her. only.

F by the time I get to it. just sleep. [Laughter]. abne yeah I just I'll started looking. forward to it every single day and I'm. like dude [ __ ] come off of it really. they're like sweets for me if I don't. have sugar I don't think about it as. soon as I have one cookie after every. meal I'm going I need something sweet. now I need something sweet now. and I'll just start being like I'm going. to do I'm going to watch porn now I'm. going to do it dude it's so crazy like.

if you don't look at pictures of naked. ladies and then you see him again you're. like I could just look at him right you. become like an eight-year-old again. you're like I could look at naked ladies. right now dude I know is the experiment. has run me off the off of some rails. that I'm I'm trying to recover right now. from I know it it was all it was an. exploration it really is an explation. did unbelievably well you almost won a. year oh dude I know I try I wanted to. make it to August and then reassess and. go all right I had a year off of porn. I'll go a year on porn I'll see which. one yeah I'll do porn every day see what.

that's like I'm running. experiments I'm get funding from the. disgusting Brothers Big the disgusting. Brothers they they love this type of. research they did [ __ ] no come for 90. days and that I tried that I go I'm not. a no Fab the disgusting Brothers must. been leak and chiz constantly. the disgusting brothers were so worried.

they would call every conversation he's. like oh it's getting hot out the girls. are starting to wear yoga pants oh like. dude just [ __ ] nut. already shut. [Laughter]. up oh my God we got to slide in the page. dude what time is it yeah let's slide in. the page I dude I I'm telling you I'm. going to I have to figure this out I'm. in a complete CR roads in terms of the. per yeah it's like let's complete the. per before we slide you want us to.

complete it I want you to complete I. let's Ian I just don't dude I I know. I've been saying this the whole time and. I know what your response is yeah bro. it's nothing I know that and dude that's. it's totally nothing that's my bugout if. that have inflated nothing into a such a. gargantuan issue where I have severe. anxiety at hotels so I'm like alone in a. hotel on the road and I'm like I can't. look at you have to look at porn I know. dude it's I have you have to it's you.

owe your woman that true that's another. thing the last thing you want to go out. go out after a show and be like I didn't. nut in five days yeah I should [ __ ]. someone no dude whack off in the hotel. go I don't care about women I know. that's women are true the bug dude you. go I I think I'm talking yeah. true yeah that's kind of the conclusion. I reached so now I'm curious now is my. thing is that will it run away away from. me and when I go but I don't think so I. would be happy if you got violently.

addicted to. por I don't think I will I really don't. think it will but yeah I don't think it. will dude just think of me true just. think of me stoic well that was dude I. had just whacking off I had a true I had. a serious freak out the I was like I was. sitting there I S I brinny got a. Mother's Day gift I was like here you. know go do your thing she stayed out at. a hotel and I was just like this is I'm. in fat Paradise right now and I I was. like I should fap I should look at. disgusting porn and it was like no dude.

you can't it just said and I was like I. don't care about I more I more so care. about the challenge of it then I'd. already fallen to the tank of Joi so. then I was just in this weird thing of. like it's over diet's over that was a. thing it's cake time was a thing it's. cheat. day yeah dude also it's not I know I I. get it there's if you if you watch born. and in your head you're think of the. actual ramifications of these people's. lives they do yes you got to get out of.

that yeah that's what I do sometimes you. got to just go that's why I like that's. why I like my Tantra goddess dude go. these women like this yeah they're. making money this is fine I'm allowed to. [ __ ] jizz that's true and I want to. jizz before bed you have to dude you. have to fall asleep watch. it [ __ ] it [ __ ] watch it I got hit. with that watch it did you tell me that. yeah you and my lady were both. like when the Steven Crowder thing came. out they were both you and her were like.

dude he's just you I didn't say that oh. you didn't say that him sitting there. going like you're not doing your womanly. duties oh no I didn't I said he used my. [ __ ] [ __ ] voice oh. no no well then where am I going to go. if you take the car yeah he gave you. that [ __ ] he does the voice no that's. not GNA work yeah but he does it dead. serious yeah he's not joking then I was. like dude if they if if my lady set up a. camera in here I'd be done for no there. so many videos of me playing Xbox like.

no you can't do that [ __ ] yeah but he's. so serious he's being so serious me. dinner he's being so serious those are. your womanly duties to make me dinner. discipline and respect will be the way. watch it [ __ ] [ __ ] watch it [ __ ]. watch it watch it nice especially after. she use the word abuse watch it [ __ ]. watch it sod said he was hitting his. babe with watch it watch it so nice dude. watch it [ __ ] watch it l mer watch it. yeah you it's nice to being like the. only way you're going to make it out of. this with discipline discipline and.

respect put the gloves on walk the dogs. put the gloves on eight months pregnant. put on the gloves and walk the. dog that is [ __ ] to te how I talk. dude uh I do like that's my favorite. thing about black Twitter is them making. fun of us for our says yeah they are fun. like when you know white boy he when. he's like I'm not going to take this any. longer like hey bud watch it watch it.

Bud like if you hear a white guy say. watch it bud just be like he might pull. out. gun watch it third strike Mister watch. it that strike too. don't watch it that was me and Beer's. favorite video there's this dude this. black dude there's a white guy losing. his mind his black dude's like what take. it easy they're in a Walmart parking lot.

and the guy just goes I'd like to kill. you punches him he punches him in the. stomach the guy doesn't move and he goes. I'd like to [ __ ] kill you right. now it's so good oh [ __ ] yeah that's. pretty awesome the white dude gut. punches the black dude yeah black dude's. huge and it's a [ __ ] insane white. dude just like I'd like to [ __ ] kill. you. black guy doesn't. move all right all right you slide to.

the piggy page you call rounding it off. yeah we had to round it off round it off. I've been getting a lot of flack for. trying to call it too early true true. true true [ __ ] you. [ __ ] come to pige.