Ep 429 - The YouKnowWho's & YouKnowWhat's (feat. Rob Crews, Naim Ali, and Dru Montana)

wow wow. Wes yes dude we're here Live Matt and. Shane secret podcast Shane is way. handling serious business at the Super. Bowl but I do have the Bros here dude. yes Rob Cruz Naim oi Drew Montana yes. there we go do Raging a deer tag thank. you thanks for coming and bailing me out. guys oh dud appreciate I would have sat. here by myself and just went like uh I. don't know uh uh you would have figured. it out Gardini I could have had I could. have talked to Gardini as well yeah but.

I don't I don't want to you know have. you ever done a solo pot like one I've. ripped him on patreon a couple times. okay try to talk it gets really weird. especially if you have a live chat you. can break down immediately I've I gotten. high and did it one time on patreon or. like for a patreon thing soon as. someone's like [ __ ] you you're like stop. that guy's problem I couldn't do it with. the dude you get you get [ __ ] up. immediately if I say something funny and. it doesn't get a million laugh emojis. I'm [ __ ] ending the stream dude and. you can have it'll be yeah cool cool.

then one guy will be like you're a. [ __ ] loser and a fraud and you. go and then you're you're talking but. you have another part of your mind. that's activ what's that guy's [ __ ]. problem and you start being like no I'm. not and you're you're done you're dude. Scott Adams does a podcast as a guy who. created Dilbert where he sits in front. of a live stream me me and Shane talked. about this last week where it was like. he's there's like Boomer type dudes that. are like getting crushed in the comments. yeah cuz you guys deal you guys deal. with negative comments yet or you guys. yeah we get them get some everyone's.

nice at first and then it flips and you. people start you get nasty boys yeah. rules when you only have like three. comments usually that's nice usually. three dudes are pumped on you yeah when. you get like 300 like five of them are. going to go you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] we. only usually get bad comments when we do. somebody else's podcast so like after. this somebody gonna be like [ __ ] Naim. he's dressed like [ __ ] you know what I'm. saying it's right I think it's a right. of passage yeah yeah you have to just. endure the the uh you know the com opin.

the comments secretly love my. teeth yeah they do they're secretly big. fans of my Chompers dude they want them. they want their own pair of these. things I'm going start selling them dude. they are beautiful dude they they're. like abstract thank you D Dennis told me. that yo you said his teeth abstract yeah. dude dude I had a you got you got to. have a good think are you are you. familiar with a mobia strip no so when. you like invert a circle so that it goes. on like forever the way it's twisted you. never know.

up down that you're saying. his that's [ __ ] up it's actually. [ __ ] up that is [ __ ] up dude they're. like a small clock dude they're like a. pocket watch in front of your eyes. you're saying his teeth his teeth just. like just go above and beyond ukian. geometry you're saying you can't 100% I. squint when I look at. Drew that's [ __ ] up actually yeah if. you stuff I'm trying to get away from. that St if you look at him from the side. it's a giraffe I swear to. God the sideways giraffe it's.

weird are you going to are you going to. invisaline when you get paid or like. what are you going to do now it's just a. matter of time you guys are going to get. paid yeah I can't wait will you. invisaline or you going are you going to. get a grill I think I'm getting grills. nice I went to the dentist the other day. and she's pretty hot and she told me she. stared into my face for like an hour. while I was like this and she was like. yo your teeth aren't that bad and I was. like don't lie to me lady but also like. I got good eyes and [ __ ] like you could. have said that but the fact that she. said that gave me some hope so maybe I.

don't think I can fix these things I. don't think they're that bad I don't. think they're again I'm not like I'm I. more look at girls that way I don't. praise dudes physically so I don't know. go yeah yeah we no I was trying to bait. you into something. there I don't I'm just kind of like. whatever dude you didn't take the cheese. dude good. job I have I have a very attractive. dermatologist who seen my penis multiple. times and it's just you got pimples on. your penis no it's just I had dry skin I. was dealing with and now that I didn't. want to get into this dude but the fact. that I had like just crazy dry skin that.

I thought was ringworm and turned out it. was just ezema so I was putting ringworm. cream on my dick for like months dude. and it just turned my dick like. completely red and just it was like. elephant graveyard pissed my half my. dick was the like Pride Lance the other. half was elepant. graveyard I had you had Hellboy. dick for like six months until finally I. [ __ ] showed my I like w walked around. and paraded my tinis to like Urgent Care. my doct.

nonstop and then finally I had it they. showed it to the dermatologist it was. like just she's a babe and she was like. oh try this it's actually probably it's. not that damn that's the one place I. don't have eczema I have eczema. everywhere but my dick dude it sucks I. had the opposite going on I had no. eczema so I was like dude this is. definitely ring yeah and then only it's. mostly on my ass though like my ass. looks like crocodile skin disgusting you. never want to see my cheeks bro. never is it genetic or I well I think.

it's a diet thing like inflammation I. drink a lot I noticed when I'm eating a. lot of sugar that's when my sugar kicks. it up stress stress gotcha like if yeah. if your Babe's not acting right they'll. flare they'll flare up H you ever try to. hit a babe with that like you're doing. [ __ ] that's bad for my health right now. oh they don't give a [ __ ] about that. they don't do at all they don't give a. [ __ ] about you're like no like what. you're doing is killing me and they're. like dude [ __ ] off yeah man to [ __ ] up. what do you me I used to say that to get. out of eating [ __ ] I'll be like I have. a tongue condition where it like gets.

weaker over time and I was like you. don't even want this problem it's going. to be a problem for both why are you. getting out of eating [ __ ] like. sometimes I don't want to do it really. oh that's you're tripping I don't love. it eating [ __ ] fun that's I mean I. respect dudes that don't eat [ __ ] do. you not eat [ __ ] or you begrudgingly. eat [ __ ] no I'll eat it but it's like. it's like a kid going to the dentist. dude I don't want to go but like give me. a [ __ ] a lollipop after dud give me a. sucker you know what I'm saying do you. have like cuz that's forplay do you have.

to how do you forplay yourself up into. like do you have to be like pushed down. no my dick gets pretty hard no I know. I'm not saying that I'm. saying stop try to get me to talk about. your. dick Rob had a weird dick too talk about. his wait a weird dick thing we can go to. that no my dick's fine dude it used to. be weird you got it fixed you went to. the I got work. done oh yeah Rob used to have to get uh. sounded cuz his dick hole was too small.

so these Dy to put sticks inside of his. hole did they really they stretched you. out pause and my they had stretch your. penis all open yeah and my poppy did. it my poppy put the stick in what poppy. my poy like your dad I thought you. saying you went to the poppy store dude. poppy fix your the Dominicans on 20 he. with the gimz in them gnz what's this. fix it I got Sun Chips in a they they.

did it with like the sandwich toothpick. they [ __ ] hold steel pop so your your. dad fixed your penis hole is your dad a. urologist or is he just like is that his. passion kind like um he just really good. you know like how like the vet will like. teach you how to like give your dog. medicine like that's how that's what the. doctors did with my dad oh they were. like here's how you can train your boy's. bird we're not why didn't they do it rap. his bird and cheese why didn't the. doctors why did they train your dad to. doctor your bird that's crazy I mean who. else is going to do it the doctor well I.

had to do it every. day what did you you had to stick. something down your dick you guys have. talked about this guys yeah plenty of. time so you got to. stick at least to call me the iron. cruise. see so every day do you have to get hard. for this or flaccid um think carefully. Choice dealer choice choice it works. either. way wait hold.

on was this like an after school thing. he was like Rob put your book book back. down we're going to yeah it was credits. no it was a what how old were you during. this if you don't mind me ask uh I was. like like seven okay that's that's. probably the best time to do it I. thought you were like the worst time the. best time was like never the [ __ ] I mean. if you're you could be like 14 that. would be a weird yeah 14 would be brough. so what was like the breakdown you're. gripping your shaft I presume right uh. yeah yeah okay you're gripping.

and he's just [ __ ] what's he sticking. down there uh it. was he said he's plunging. it the shit's. clocked he using a coffee coffee St. he dude there's no way a doctor told. your dad to stick stuff down your penis. hole it was a leaf. blower a bike pump so wait so so what. was the instrument what was the. instrument it had have been like a. specialized inst it was um it was just. like a blue plastic.

stick damn and did he at least lube it. up he spit on it he spit on it. no I don't think he lubed it up or. anything to my knowledge he had have. lubed it up he he can't do that Dr maybe. he kept it for me yeah he probably was. yeah he probably he probably also didn't. want you see the stuff he's probably bro. yeah Michael special stuff but yeah I. think did he ever give you the birds and. the bees talk while like fixing your. dick. here when a [ __ ] boy and a girl like.

chill chill chill brother chill brother. yo you how hard does this hurt like uh. it did first and then actually it was. pretty smooth after while pretty smooth. it's like. anal like yeah for sure it's kind of how. long do the treatment go on for if you. break your penis Hond that thing kind of. feels good after true. yeah it was my first can't breath damn. dude that's what was so were you having. like come pisses like how did the doctor. figure this out was it like shooting to.

the side or like how do they know you're. you don't want to talk about this by the. we don't have to talk about it no it's. okay too [ __ ] late no it was um I I. had like I got a like a hernia like an. obscurely young age um and then and then. I went to the doctor for that and then. there was a little bird play and then. they saw what was going on they like. what the [ __ ]. yeah that sucks but I do think seven was. a good age you got me thinking seven is. a good age I had no uh.

like schmeckle insecurity yeah yeah look. at that age I'm like this could be the. sickest yeah being be weird because you. like vaguely you'd have like dreams. about it like why am I thinking about. you wouldn't really you would really. remember you're old enough to be like my. dad's not you know if it would have. happened when you were for You' have. thought that aliens was abducting you at. night and doing it to you daily now yeah. like that's how that's how vague the. memory would have been You' have been. like damn why every UFO's picking me up. and sticking [ __ ] my dick but because it. was seven you actually remember like. okay. be like you know what I mean a dad I.

couldn't do it as a dad I could never do. that to my son he just would have we had. to get a transgender surgery or. something likeing that that's crazy I. get I give props to my dad yeah your. dad's the man for that really yeah. that's wild he had my back in my. front I mean did he have a similar oh no. it was because of uh was it because of. the hernia or what uh no it was just. something that noticed as an aside how.

do they notice that though I got to I. want them to look at mine now my dad my. dad might have to fix my penis hole yeah. how do you know if it's too skinny. that's what I'm saying like uh I mean it. did make sense I do kind of like. remember like piss like kind of going. like your thumb over yeah oh damn bro. you ever turn the shower head yeah for. sure you had you're like the Contour. when you get like the S thing.

yeah buck shot yeah yeah that's too much. pressure yeah yeah that's too much. pressure well we'll get off this topic I. don't want to all right dude I have like. a million more questions I'm cool as a. cucumber dude that's Co oh this makes me. wildly uncomfortable are you kidding I. hate thinking about things getting stuck. inside of dicks that's the worst I hate. thinking about that so it was just so he. just stretched it out over time then you. were good that it wasn't like it wasn't. like a retainer where you got to like. sometimes dur the sleep with it in there. yeah I think it was just a few months.

and then I was smooth sailing that gives. me hope for my deviated septum I feel. like I I've been saying forever I can. probably just push it over a little by. little yeah but everyone's like no it. doesn't work that way but it's like. there's more proof what did you break. your nose i' I've gotten punched in the. face times I didn't I don't know if I've. ever broken I don't have a bone here no. bone damn what goes right that's crazy I. got no bone in my nose you were born. without that yeah dude dude I got one of. them in my uh in my toe right here it. can bend all the way back oh does I've. seen it before yeah oh what the [ __ ] is.

wrong with you guys. bodies oh what the [ __ ] yo that's. disgusting man I used to be able I used. to touch the back of my hand really yeah. I don't know if I could do it anymore it. was cold and I tried it like a month ago. and it kind of. hurt I might have [ __ ] it up dude I. have not got to get credit for that for. like maybe 30 years like first grade. just be like dude yeah remember going to. the lunch table and just putting your. [ __ ] dogs on the table and being like. ladies looking them all the way back.

yanking them things I mean we can't. legally talk about it but nothing gets. you know who's you know what or than b. and back. for legally can't say I'm about do. nothing against them [ __ ] yeah but if. you know who are listening go up to the. you know what and. [ __ ] Tu on them dude I'm telling you. as a you know what yourself obviously. we're talking about I never go into a. grade school now I'll be. like former you know what so you so nice. of you do lunch duty but I don't mention.

[Laughter]. it that sucks dude when teachers just. lose the plot and [ __ ] students yeah. that's get the script like dude they got. to be completely on some level and I'm. not excusing it obviously we'd all stomp. a pedo teacher right now but it's like. there has to be part of them that's kind. of like a a ball rolling down a hill. where they can't stop themselves oh for. sure yeah it's you have to know you're. going to get busted yes kids don't keep.

secrets you're going to get caught. exactly you're going to get caught but. they do it and they [ __ ] the kids and. it's like dude you know you're getting. busted for that my English teacher. [ __ ] like four my teammates when I was. in high school but she didn't [ __ ] me. isn't that crazy she [ __ ] like four. she bought him like winter coops and all. types of things yeah yep yeah everybody. finds out too and like even the ones. where it doesn't happen like lies get. spread about kids [ __ ] teachers like. [ __ ] Wildfire so if it really happens. then everyone's going to know yeah best. that's best case scenario everyone knows.

but you don't get yeah but you don't. like get arrested but then everyone's. like yeah I think that guy's a bed viol. you got to be. like yeah that uh that that happened to. my physics teacher in high school he got. replaced mid year from like talking to. one of the girls in my class like trying. to F [ __ ] yeah the physics teacher he. got replaced yeah Oh I thought you meant. like they reassigned him he was just. gone well he hit him with that I'm not. fired I quit oh [ __ ] then he went to. another school and then got fired for. the same thing damn oh he just loved the.

little babies yeah he. damn that's disgusting yeah yeah it's. [ __ ] up man that's [ __ ] up that's so. nasty [ __ ] actually Jrock is the one. that got my English teacher fired. because [ __ ] her he [ __ ] her and. then we was in U we was in class one day. and she kicked him out of class and he. was like yo he was like listen if you. want me to come to detention I'm. snitching I'm telling they had a lover. squirrel yeah and then and then she made. and then she got and then she suspended. him and then he told oh that was on news. and everything that that's on her yeah.

that's on her that is a bad play on her. part but she thought he was bluffing and. he wasn't I mean she also might have. been setting him up for the ultimate. [ __ ] role play being like like [ __ ]. in class right she was taking him to sex. detention dude yeah she was oh he [ __ ]. up yeah he blew it he was she was. setting up a porno he was going to have. to go up to her after class you've been. very bad and yeah damn she was hot she. was nice the biggest ass I ever seen on. a teacher real dude a big ass in school. [ __ ] changed your whole day oh yeah.

hell yeah you're just dealing with like. old dude teachers and then fourth period. comes around you got a nice [ __ ]. booty to look at yeah they Revel in it. though dude and that's the problem. because I've always been like why would. a a lady is a hot lady from what you. guys are saying want to [ __ ] a younger. boy true yeah in my case they never did. but yeah me neither but some of my. friends had that yeah but I mean I don't. know I don't know why I mean maybe they. are genuinely sexually attracted to them. but you you ever think you were close. with one no not like I went to an all.

boy school and there was two there was. really one lady two I would say but one. main one she just had humongous tits and. like she completely flaunted at least to. me I would say she I thought she. flaunted them and she seemed to kind of. Revel off the attention again I don't. want to you know you know what I can say. for sure she did yeah for sure but yeah. so but no I never I never had any sort. of close and then some of these teachers. are 24 25 years old so you only seven. years REM moved from high school yeah. and then now you're in charge of all.

these 16 17 year old boys like what the. [ __ ] all the shows they [ __ ] watch. are about high schoolers having sex. every show girls watch are about high. school they just they watch child porn. dude every dude Vampire Diaries River. they do watch child jinny in Georgia on. N I've seen all these shows but they. [ __ ] they all high school kids having. sex yeah we had that too though the what. we had a little bit of that it just. wasn't like as graphic cuz it wasn't HBO. oh yeah but like Saved by the Bell was. all about like you want to just make out.

with that lady you in high school though. true I wasn't Saved by the Bell Creek. you could have been you could have been. an adult prom date though you could you. could have been in college and you know. true yeah I don't know dude I feel like. we hit the uh like the beginning of like. the kids watching internet porn age yeah. like I was watching crazy [ __ ] in like I. miss I missed that I was I was on uh VHS. tapes in my childhood and I the internet. porn was when I was in college Still.

Still lime wire so like you had to. download it and they thre it took. forever see lime wire was like sixth. grade for me so I would just like save. it to my family computer desktop and. [ __ ] dude I remember my mom [ __ ]. yelled at me one day cuz there was a. video saved in the desktop titled big. Bazookas to me it was the coolest thing. in the world this lady had the best hits. I've ever seen to this day what did your. mom say what she saw they were in like. 480p dude it ruled 480. yeah I don't even remember she was.

pissed though she's like you can't be. doing this on the I tried to like blame. it on somebody else was it a family. computer setup like in the com area. kitchen yeah dude that was the I'd. rather climb Mount Everest to try to. jerk off in like my Den again a jerk on. the family computer is crazy it's insane. that is like a thrill it's insane no it. made me so uncomfortable every time yeah. really yeah dude cuz like my grandma. would walk down the stairs I got caught. by my grand grandma and my dad like. weeks apart one time damn they caught.

you with the. bazook did they uh yeah they caught him. with arms dude he was arms young did. they like talk to each other or was it. both isolated no it was isolated my. grandma caught me but it was like she. was old so I kind of don't know if she. fully caught it but she knew yeah and. then my dad dude I was like jerking off. one time without porn cuz this is like. before you could watch it on like a. phone or anything in the kitchen no no. no without porn I was in my room D I was. in my room just like fully in the zone.

just thinking about tits and my dad like. opened the door and I heard him through. my [ __ ] like like through my haze he. was like Drew and I was like still. jerking and then on the second Drew he. was. like what the [ __ ] no like Drew stop. it yeah you was way too deep yeah BR I. you're probably your butt was probably. raised off the. bed I was by the ceiling bro. you're probably bridging dud he was.

bridging yo I was like did he tell you. to stop it I forget what I me you have. to that dude stop jerking off I'm. talking to you stop ignoring me he. needed something it wasn't like a I'll. come back later what yeah you got to. stop that that's yeah hey knock it off. stop that stop fapping stop fapping damn. that's horse Play It's horse play Yo. jacking off the memory seems impossible. I do it I'm off I've been off the porn. since August really yeah so you go all. just mental [ __ ] roll the deck.

imagination rules dude just imagination. damn are you kidding me you can picture. the porn that's never been made yeah you. can dude I mean I've i' I've hopped time. periods that's my new thing yall [ __ ]. [ __ ] I'll go to like the Roman I'll. be a Roman Prince I don't even have to. be me dude I'll be a Roman Prince dude a. watermaid will come in with my pot of. water you strike me as a guy that like. stica dude I do yeah me too I had to. deny I had to deny myself game knows. game dude I'm.

all I was in Cincinnati and um I was. like dude I came back especially when. I'm when I'm at home it's easy for me. not to watch a porn when I do stand up. it's like I want to go to sleep and. there's we all have the eject button. when it's like bro I've been in this. world long enough day over but your body. needs to calm down I don't have to. explain it to you guys you know for sure. you know about jerking off and going to. sleep but dude I was like I was in the. throws of it dude just in bed like [ __ ]. I'm not watching porn and all I went. dude just read a little Literotica and I.

was so close and I went it's all all. Rose leaded the same thing I said no. that night I had a dream about cutting. the head off a. snake yo what it was pretty cool you. dreamed about Freedom what' you cut it. off with uh I had like some sort of like. stick or something and I kind of. violently like jabbed its head off it. was pretty cool I was with I was walking. a trail with my family and there's a. dead snake in the path I was like hold. on guys and I. went off hacked it was dead so I. obviously overcome [ __ ] snake. my calini Serpent and I [ __ ] hacked.

the head off of it and I was like Trails. clear let's go guys and I woke up like. damn I got rewarded yeah that [ __ ]. [ __ ] rules dude killing a snake. brings good luck yeah actually I looked. it up apparently is a good it's like a. good omen that kill Dreams yeah my my. brother killed a snake with a rake. recently really and no like a a big ass. like water moccasin what yeah up in. Upstate New York with a rake yeah. chopped it right in half Jesus Christ. and he got problems no it was good stuff. dude we've had good fortune in the house. ever since yeah that is a that's a good.

move or Gardini [ __ ] uh what are they. the Croc those are yeah oh Yee blizz. gave those to me they're actually they. are knockoffs they're very they not they. not real no he he got some off Alibaba. and I was wearing them they gave me like. blisters on my hair that is disgusting. you should burn those they're tough tooe. what the [ __ ] they're tough you can't. wear fake the fake Yeezys bro I thought. they were cool they were they look real. they look just like the real I have the. black I have com com the real ones are. so com those like dude they they gave me. blers thank you they.

what they gave you blisters yeah they. [ __ ] me up well see the thing with. knockoffs is that that is a um like a. Chinese War tactic like they'll give you. knockoff shoes because what happens is. over time it ruins your back your knees. you can't fight a war with bad knees bad. back yeah the purses the fake purses. probably give ladies like [ __ ]. shoulder displasia dude man I almost. text to do it like midnight the other. day cuz I was watching a [ __ ] Chinese.

thing on the internet and I wanted to. know if you'd heard about this but have. you seen their uh they're training their. their kids in like Elementary School to. go to war really dude they're shooting. rocket launchers and [ __ ] kind of rules. fin something practical Japan kind of. did something similar though and they. had a very bad outcome Japan was like. raising you from school age to like. that's the enemy get them you know. America I don't know if you know this we. dropped two nuclear BS so yeah America. doesn't like that kind of stuff [ __ ] no. what you think about to Happ him bought. this whole balloon thing I think it was.

[ __ ]. honestly it there's no way they didn't. see we have the whole map the whole. earth satellited out true we have Google. Earth so there's no way we didn't see. that [ __ ] so you think this is some. conspiracy [ __ ] so we can start a war or. some [ __ ] no slowly they don't even. we're probably at war with countries. right now it's all economic now yeah B. Be capping yo I don't think none of I. don't think the balloon was real cuz. they said it was in Montana then it went. to Canada then Wyoming then it got shot. down over the Carolinas all in a day and.

I don't know how fast balloons travel. but I don't think it's not that damn. fast that's crazy not all yeah I don't. how cars work any power lines yeah right. balloons always hit the power lines come. on dude true apparently a lot of power. outages are caused by myar balloons. hitting the power lines damn but yeah. dude I we have the technology we could. have went up with a a drone and like. grabbed it with a like a sky robot and. like brought it down and like saw what. it was the fact that they're like were. hushing they could have [ __ ] that was.

[ __ ] I think that was [ __ ] yeah. I don't know I I to me I saw that went. that's that's balloons don't scare me. cuz also yeah it was it was I was. telling somebody this the other day but. like our biggest fear with China was. like they got supersonic Jets and like. the fact that it's a [ __ ] hot air. balloon up there stupid I don't we could. I could have thrown a [ __ ] ninja star. and taken that whole [ __ ] out yeah you. could have popped it yeah MH just let it. like going off a little higher in the. atmosphere would have popped it true. yeah oh that's like what are they spying. on though it's like maybe they're like. taking web information or what it's it.

makes no sense the information. everyone's taking everyone's information. right now it's worthless now yeah true. so it's like and you would do it on the. internet rather than with a [ __ ]. balloon over Wyoming there's nothing. there the [ __ ] is in Wyoming the [ __ ]. are you putting a balloon over Wyoming. for Mad elk out here y well now they're. saying balloon been there for years now. they're like trumped into trumped missed. the balloon a they going try to blame it. crazy like the balloon was here during. Trump and Trump missed the balloon. what yo it's [ __ ] I I think it's.

complete [ __ ] nonsense I don't know. much about China or balloons but I know. helium yo and it doesn't last that long. true yeah yeah not for no years yeah. that's actually kind of an advanced. technology I were they remote. controlling that balloon too also what a. bad device for it a spy balloon yeah. that's so stupid I guess it did kind of. look like a cloud though it's like a. white circle had me fooled I didn't I. didn't see I did I failed as a patriot I. I didn't see the balloon I didn't see I. got to start looking at the sky a little. more carefully we saw where uh this. weekend we saw where JFK got.

assassinated oh did you really hell yeah. how was it oh it's [ __ ] amazing it's. obvious that that's not how it happened. like there's no way he could have made. that shot from that window because like. the window's facing like this way and. then he gets hit like over here so he. would have had to like he' had to lean. out the window with the rifle everybody. would have saw him yeah like everybody. would have saw him if he did that [ __ ]. and he would have had to be like a top. tier Marksman why I think it was like. from a fence or something you thought. from a fence well that's probably is. where it came from some people say from.

the. sewers some people say they're and right. when it happens if you watch the video. somebody like opens an umbrella it's a. bunch of weird [ __ ] with that [ __ ] yeah. it's a bunch of weird [ __ ] dude I'm on a. conspiracy right now and this obviously. isn't the most Savory one but you saw. the movie did you guys all see a movie. you people yeah I got I think there's a. conspiracy there there's something there. something's going on Kanye went nuts and. all of a I think I think again this. isn't the hottest take yeah I think Jews. might be punishing black people with you. people dude.

that movie sucks it's the worst dude I'm. look I'm not going to say whatever it is. what it was but you got to tell me Kanye. said what he said obviously you don't. have to agree with it I don't agree with. it I don't I think it's terrible what he. saider man would it's terrible dude but. but all of a sudden they have Jonah Hill. taking down the queen dude nix's ex-wife. yes ni all of a sudden she's in bed with. [ __ ] Jonah Hill SpongeBob ass dude I. didn't like dude she didn't like that. either you could tell. like him that was an attack dude that.

was an Absol I saw that I went every. romantic scene they just hugged yeah. they did did you know the kiss at the. end always wearing a full sweatsuit she. was Dr like she was the whole time had. on full sweatsuits you saw no ass dude. watching my least watching my least. favorite actor take down my favorite. dead rapper's wife [ __ ] bothered me. that sucks what rapper's wife was she. nipy hustle hustle xwi too and they. played like three of his songs in the. movie stop doing that that was [ __ ] up. they definitely play his music crazy I.

didn't see the end of it so I can't. speak so at the end so they CGI to kiss. like somebody like stop are you serious. yes like look it up they the kiss are. CGI she did not kiss it's only the one. SE it's only the one end it's the one at. the end that's a real that's the real. kiss no no CGI you really did she did. not want to she didn't want to kiss him. that would be a power move if they claim. aan the. kiss like like like the rud off the red. nose r. [ __ ] stop motion fck chicken run the.

kiss Chicken Run Theiss yeah I saw that. I I could be wrong could just be you. know two people had an idea but I it. seems a bit like a punishment right now. yeah yeah taking down the queen dud you. might be right sick taking down the. queen like oh yeah that's cool you guys. think you're the Jews oh well check this. out burnt they burnt the [ __ ] uh the. kofy they did burn. burn burn the kofy and then they took. down it's it's [ __ ] up you don't know. know this it's a Muslim yamaka ah I. didn't know yamaka was spelled yarmuk.

either I was like what the [ __ ] I had. subtitles on I was like why do they keep. saying it's what the [ __ ] is a yarmuk. and I'm like yam Yamaha yeah they did. burn the kofy is it CGI why did they CGI. the kiss and SCH said that he's in the. movie apparently yeah he is in it he had. the only funny part he had the only. funny part what are you guys talking. about cracking up the whole time c Watch. Eddie Murphy was great in it Eddie. Murphy was great yeah Eddie Mur I. thought it was relatable honestly just a.

Jewish rap podcaster with his black. lesbian friend oh not right he's a. podcaster in it I dos that grinded my. gears that's like you guys want to be me. so bad dude you guys want to be yo he's. trying to steal your. life he took honestly I took the most. offense of the whole movie I'm like what. the [ __ ] is this it's not how it is. being a white podcast with the black. lady. they think Shane look like Sam.

J I didn't even think about it like that. Jesus Christ they do look alike that's. crazy yeah Shane's going to punch you in. the belly dude no he'll like that dude. that's a compliment he's going to punch. you in the belly like that H sign a. death. P you going to make you [ __ ] on yourself. Drew he's. kill but yeah I was cracking up the. movie was cracking me up the whole time. I was watching all sudden I saw I went. wait a second what the [ __ ] start.

putting it all together I'm like this is. [ __ ] this is evil dude it is evil I. now they're saying the movie was. anti-semitic it uh nobody liked everyone. nobody liked everyone's pissed but now. they're saying it's anti-semitic they're. saying the movie I mean don't ask me why. someone sent me a clip of Israeli News. which I don't think if you're not Jewish. don't watch that Stu it's not for you. but it was like this movie elevated. black culture and just destroyed Jewish. culture it didn't Elevate Black Culture. but it did destroy Jewish culture. I was how did it end that's I was. wondering I mean they they just get.

married and kissed at the end it's. [ __ ] and both parents are like yeah. we are pretty similar the the parents. help them get back because they break up. and then the parents help them get back. together and then they they have to what. what's do they both have to come to. agree is there an agreement like yeah. you know what Jewish people and black. people actually do have a similar stroke. do they reach that or is it never reach. no they have they have something like. that where like the parents both. apologize for like their wrongdoings. throughout the movie and then yeah it's. all like a big [ __ ] powow they're. like we're all the nothing though. because like even so like I feel like.

the most damning thing that said in the. whole movie is when Sam J is like black. people and white people would never get. alone cuz y'all did too much [ __ ] up. [ __ ] that's just not first of all you. can't speak for every [ __ ] body like. what the [ __ ] and that's just not true. it was a script yeah it was a script but. that's propaganda that's propag blackish. and Jonah Hill the guy who does blackish. I forget his name and Jonah Hill got. together and like this will be a good. movie oh that's crazy and they wrote it. down Anthony Anderson that guy it's not. Anthony Anderson no's another the wrer. of Blackish yeah I forget his name uh.

but yeah it was an interesting movie man. I I I only get to watch movies in like. 20 minute trunks yeah so I have little. kid so like I watch 20 minutes 20. minutes 20 minutes and I was again it. was I was just rolling the whole time. and then I saw all of a sudden I went. Ken embarass that's his name it's crazy. it was a crazy movie it was very nuts. the cuts to like sneakers were pissing. me off that was Bing the [ __ ] out of me. that sucks like cool shoot it was just. like it was nuts like stop trying to. don't put hip [ __ ] in movies and never.

put never put somebody who their. profession is a podcaster in the mov. don't do that that's dumb like they kill. themselves that's the only appropriate. oh or if it's like conspiracy podcast. and the government's chasing them watch. about true wasn't uh that movie that the. dude uh Billy on the Street made what. wasn't that based around like what [ __ ]. dude the [ __ ] did they did they have a. podcast in it or something like that. get the straw out of your bird.

dude dude what the. [ __ ] don't you ever disrespect our. [ __ ] passion dude [ __ ]. Bobby dude Rob Cruz is the goat I think. you might be the low-key goat dude. before you came we ripped a Freebird he. ripped free bird on the guitar and I hit. I ripped pre bird on the flute I mean. bro I was just [ __ ] around but dude. you hit the cords you gave me the space. can do everything there's nothing he. can't do Rob can do everything it's.

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I don't I don't want to end like the. office yeah before people start bringing. up stuff you said 5 years go [ __ ] no. dude it's all been pretty good my. Patriot's never going to get higher I. [ __ ] kill myself remember when he had. a cool podcast and played Freebird. that's all I want people to remember. yeah it's true damn you don't want to. basically you don't want to be Jordan. playing baseball is what you're saying. exactly there you go yeah you don't have. to do all that and then what what's. Jordan up to now he's a gambler right. yeah he's a gambl here. he's beasting dude yeah always.

constantly beasting imagine how much. [ __ ] he still gets it's got to be crazy. it's got to be nuts you think even. bothers like yeah maybe not I think you. can get so much [ __ ] that you're just. like dude he got so much [ __ ] that his. son is now getting [ __ ] the [ __ ]. that fell off the tree that's what I'm. saying I think it's probably trueu. Scotty Pitman wife Michael Jordan and. Scotti Pitman hate each other and now. he's like yo son go [ __ ] that guy's wife. and he's doing it damn that's the [ __ ]. sounds like a sequ. that's the best way to get back at your.

enemies the best way to get back at your. enemies is to have a son raise him to be. a nice strong bright young boy and then. send them right towards your enemy's. wife like imagine that Flex being like. your enemies being like bro I don't even. have to [ __ ] your wife my son is Fu. [ __ ] oh my God I passed her oh man. that sucks a l people [ __ ] Scotty. Pippen's wife yeah future that's where. that future song came from flipflop. where that song came from Scot's wife. look like she's good dude she's nice she. good how old is she I me she she got. surgery face though yeah I think she's.

that's kind of what I if I was Michael. Jordan i' probably have to [ __ ] nothing. but like surgery face ladies yeah that's. it's got to be the final frontier to be. like let me just [ __ ] do this yeah. you know what I mean she is beautiful I. can't get into it but I feel like that's. like upper level [ __ ] stuff of like. just for sure the lady who's been look. at those dude tremendous cans on her can. can I get a peek sorry let me see large. are they she doesn't she's nice divorced. she's not yeah they're divorced why oh. that's they have his wives later who's. his first no one's talking about Karen.

McCollum that's his first wife 1988 to. 1990 oh she was probably a dog what. she she was oh. God the. [ __ ] thought you showed me a picture of. my mom I'm like how you a picture of my. mom [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you got going on. man Dam that's that's kind of my type. really yeah Caren mcoles your type. you're you're in the fourth grade. English teacher yo yeah yo I can get. into that dudee back in the day dude I. love like an old fat tit oh we got to.

get Rob of Mrs John Rob mhm yeah I'm I'm. into like I fell into nerd [ __ ] a long. time ago it's kind of nice it is nice. nerd [ __ ] is like no one talks about it. yeah obviously had it but yeah he oh he. switched up into she looks like [ __ ]. Ariana Grande I ventured a a BBW. Renaissance she does GE oh yeah I see. what we're saying she's got yeah like. you see that without makeup in the. morning you like [ __ ] take this maskk. off it's not Halloween what are we doing.

what what is this three ninjas get out. of my bed three ninjas come on tum get. out of. here rock you know do you ever see like. an A Little Mermaid when like Ursula has. those like little trap souls in a jar. it's probably they look like without. makeup it's like four lips. and trap. Souls like damn God damn dude yeah that. sucks uh for pipping man. surgery face would I hit a surgery face.

I've hit surgery faces no I'm saying. would you get one oh would I get surgery. on my face oh hell yeah what like botox. and [ __ ] you know what depending on how. legendary we get I'm thinking about. going full Michael Jackson I think we. all take your nose off yep take my nose. off I'mma go white and y'all two go. black bro we going be the most famous. [ __ ] ever if we do that if you. guys transracial yes we go transracial. look like Johnny Mattis next month bro. it's going to be. crazy just singing Christmas Carol. [ __ ] what's what's the procedure to. go to go black they say it's problematic.

they say you're not supposed to do it. yeah you can get melanin injections. really yeah there was a um this white. lady I don't know if she was German or I. have a family reunion coming up from my. wife's family I'm might might get a. couple just a couple just get a couple. yes just be light skinn touch yeah just. touch it up a little and it's like now. turn into a dege you know what I'm. saying just be a thege walk in there be. like hey I'm call me Chico what I'm. saying you look like Derek Jeter bro. it's crazy like. I might spend all my money on that yeah.

just slowly but surely like dude I don't. know what it is remember when uh. beginning of covid they were saying like. Chinese people were turning black when. they got the VAC or they were getting Co. they're like it's turning Chinese people. like it was turning them into having. like really dark skin who was saying. this Co was turning black people gay no. the vaccine mhm was it. really then his balls get huge they. small I thought you say balls got huge. Nicki Minaj got a lot of trouble for.

that for saying her well the first. strain of Co black people couldn't get. right yeah the first one we couldn't get. that yeah we was Untouchable that first. one and that next one what they said. yeah I think I was the first black. person to have it probably from. podcasting with these two [ __ ] yeah. yo damn y [ __ ] me up damn we did all get. it. december2 we all got that [ __ ] did you. really yeah early we the reason great. room got shut down. yeah it was because of. us I remember you were saying In the.

Heat of it you're like I could smell it. saying you can smell Co after I caught. it I could smell it well you're saying. when it's coming near you or just it. gave you like a [ __ ] no like if somebody. else has it that mean i d like a bomb. dog dude yeah like there were multiple. open mics where we was in there and I. was like bro it's co over there we going. to stay on this side and then afterwards. we would get like a email or like a DM. like yo the bartender had Co and I be. like I told you I smelled it over there. what this [ __ ] was at oh my God what's. the smell like kind of like. uh kind of like U copper mixed with like.

chlorine oh I can see that I had a weird. I had a [ __ ] up taste in my mouth. after Co for like two months that's the. SM it well it smells like the taste. disgusting dude I would like go like I. would push the back I go like this Paul. push it back in my. throat and like fluid would like come. out of like my it wasn't like boogers it. was fluid know what I was calling it. Cyrax fluid you playing. that [ __ ] comes out of him it was like.

it was like a machine it was [ __ ] up. dude yeah yeah yeah very um metallic. machine type of smell and taste dude I'm. telling you that that I think now you. can say openly like that was made in the. lab it definitely was made I can't wait. to see what they make next yeah the next. one's going to be when they do like. whooping cough. 2.0 it's going to be nice dude yeah I. don't even think they should be focusing. on diseases and just like Go full into. robots and [ __ ] I don't know dude. there're still there was that whole. project Veritas stuff where the guy. allegedly from fizer was saying like.

yeah we've been IA new strains too all. the time I saw stinks dude there but for. for them they're saying like if we can. like make a bunch of new ones and just. just like go through systematically and. try to map out every single Evolution. this virus can take which first of all. they're leaving out envir I'm sure. environment shapes the evolution of 100%. so like lab versus real world you know. what don't get me started dude on. biogenetics but you see what's happening. in China now there's some type of fungus. attack and everybody's lungs really. that's the last people don't consider. fungus they don't consider fungi bro.

that's literally the last of us bro Wars. and [ __ ] yeah and it's attacking. people's lungs in China it's always. China I don't know I feel like the co. for me made me go like well if I I'm GNA. die maybe I'll die maybe I won't I just. don't think about it I'm like yeah if I. die I'm going to die but I'm not going. to like yeah [ __ ] it sit in my house for. four years hell no [ __ ] that you can't. be scared to Fu dude 80 when 80y olds. are like we'll make sure kids it's like. bro you're 80 dude go out like a [ __ ]. Warrior yeah you lived already yeah.

don't be holding everyone's life I don't. know that's that's how I feel about I. think senior citizens should. joust sure dude we should be fighting. them but my thing is like dude if you're. 80 and you're still afraid of death it's. like dude you failed in your life 100%. if you're 80 years old and you're like. nah I don't want to see grandkids or my. kids cuz I'm it's like bro [ __ ] yeah. get your ass on the horse with the pole. yo yeah dude it's like bro go out like a. warrior are you sitting with death are. you afraid of it or I the only reason. right now is because I want I want my. kids to get old exactly once my kids are.

like they can drive I would say TW in. their 20s so as long as I can download. enough of my information in them I'll be. way more at peace but that's the only. reason I worry about it nice are you. nervous about the after or are you cool. with it's just. blank I'll be back into the mother. substance bro this is just yeah this is. just one reality he knows I'll be. backing in the he knows he comes from. the pool of Consciousness this is all. borrow dude this is all borrow I'm. trying to figure it out myself yeah dude. this is all borrowed materials you got. them the cow ate them it died you ate.

the cow you ate this you borrowed all. the molecules Ence go right back yeah. I'm reading a book right now where they. talk about how the way they explain a. conscious Universe because it doesn't. make any sense how does Consciousness. arise in an unconscious universe doesn't. make sense you have a emergence Theory. where they're like oh it like slowly. comes on like well exactly where does. like no one can draw a distinction. between what's exactly conscious and. where does it start and stop yeah you. know what I'm saying like an animal like. a dog okay it's kind ofous what about. this what some people say.

that every single molecule is. consciousness to like the most infantes. degree yeah that makes sense but what. they're trying to figure out is how do. they compound do they compound into like. a human kind but yeah I don't know what. if you become fossilized though I mean. that's just your body and [ __ ] though. yeah but then it's it doesn't go. anywhere dude you're just stuck between. two rocks where does the soul where does. the Consciousness go that's what I'm. saying it stays in until you your brain. could just be more of like a Wi-Fi. receptor conscious is somethinge. stop paying the Bell it's over yeah. you'd be offline yeah once you stop.

paying you're done I don't know I just. tell myself this CU it makes me feel. good if I'm going to be like yeah. everything is empty it's like just feel. terrible your body is designed to. believe in something other than what. literally affects your body if you think. you're going to die and like this is it. and it's like it's bad for your health. very there's no way of pro you have no. way of proving it very true you're. signing up for a belief system that's. going to just destroy your health and. make you a [ __ ] 80-year-old yeah some. sometimes I get too high before bed and. I'm just like yeah my heart's pounding. fast it's I'm going to die I'm just not.

going to wake up tomorrow and like I. have come to peace with it cuz we. already have our replacements for the. Pod so it's like yeah we have our backup. it is what it is dude who's your backup. what do you you have under studies for. this we got under yeah you didn't know. yeah we got Subs yeah we got sub uh if. Rob dies we're getting Alonzo hamburger. Jones to replace him nice if I die Ryan. Foster replaces me and if Naim dies. earthquake replaces him nice. pretty good pod we got big dogs that's a. great that's a good pod that's so much.

of a better pod than what we have now. that's good you guys did that that's. good you guys did that we have them on. paper they already signed contracts for. it hell yeah hamburger knows dude I want. to start taking that page out of Dame. Dash's book for PO he might be he's my. favorite person to watch interview right. now I was telling you guys before we. start he's an [ __ ] he's kind of dud. he's the best he brings dude did you see. the one he did The Breakfast Club and he. brings an O he brings an OG with him. yeah this is my OG it's like dude some. guy yeah it's OG bro his title and it. they pull up a title card OG.

Rob what the dude just sits back there. with sunglasses the entire time I was. like that's the coolest [ __ ] I've ever. seen in my life bringing an OG bringing. he's like I only go somewhere with my OG. and then he calls The Breakfast Club. chatty patties the entire time he's like. why you guys talking about other men. that's for. girls he is a [ __ ] but it's so he's. so [ __ ] funny he's way too old to be. rolling around with an OG you can't be. 50 with an OG. was0 he's someone else's OG dude it's.

the sickest move and he's like I don't. know tell him right he like yeah that's. true and it's all he says it's the best. it's the best he's like yo how many. parties did I throw last week he's like. I don't know like two or. three and then he'll come out and he. chimes in a couple every now and again. dude it's the coolest [ __ ] to have. someone sitting there yeah he is. probably like 50 in the thing was like. seven years ago he asked his OG yo how. many parties I throw last week two he's. like it might to be three he like yeah. it probably like two three so crazy do.

OG's ruin fun bro I used to roll around. all these open mics with OG's and they. ruin fun really yeah you can't do white. people things when you're OG there bro. you got to [ __ ] they C you down coms. true yeah no wer to come in the great. room with like [ __ ] with face. tats and [ __ ] yeah that was never good. it never was good it just ruined the fun. now he used to bring Shooters to open my. that's actually a fair point it ruins. all the fun no Tyrone was kind. Tyrone was OG and he was fun Tyrone used. to throw ice at the audience yeah he get.

on the stage and throw he would sign up. at every open mic and just grab ice out. of his cup and start chucking he so wait. why would they take you aside and be. like let me talk quick F like come on. what you doing bro really yeah hell yeah. what do they want you to do besides that. just be cool yo they want me to go on. stage do my [ __ ] and then just chill the. [ __ ] out yeah like just stand up against. the wall and chill bro youan right right. right right yeah you got to keep your. composure but being composed sucks who.

wants to be composed Yeah Yeahs yeah you. were out of. pocket I was out of pocket see hell yeah. do you think an OG would [ __ ] with the. cruise do you think I can get an OG I. think at first but you know what you do. bro you got to get an OG Cruz you're out. here you're asking me all these. questions an OG would break this down to. you right away like bro here's what. happens when we die here's when and when. you shouldn't eat [ __ ] it' be yeah. every they do know all the rules to life. I'm on the pr for an OG to find one bro.

you have to find one you got to get some. work yeah pick up some work get some get. like a quarter pound front you'll get an. OG that's how you get get some work you. have to get some work yeah bro you got. to get out here you got to start. trapping BR you got to get out here I. mean how else would you get you'd have. to I don't know maybe there's another. route but get you could probably I. brought a couple ogs remember I brought. cousin Peter around the Raiden yeah and. he and he was [ __ ] hooking everybody. up with with his hooker with his horse. yeah I even bring a pimp to Raven I. definitely brought my my pimp cousin.

around he was just trying to sell [ __ ]. at Raven That's a good place for it yeah. oh perfect bought some he made. some you have tole it. out yeah bro he made a killing that. night and he also kind of forced it a. lot of times cuz he like he have been. known to kind of be kind of. strong-handed certain he was Ben he said. yo you want to get your dick suck so Ben. said hell yeah I get my dick suck so he.

was like all right he's like I got. somebody for you so then the lady came. so he like all right so then he had her. pull up though the lady wasn't there she. came yeah she pulled up she came there. so then he like all right he like he. like all right so how much money you got. yeah like how much money you got so Ben. like what I didn't I didn't know you. didn't say anything about. money I just got him you're done after. that yeah you're done you can't sit. there with the pimp and be like I didn't. know money was involved it's going to be. just nothing but cool saying like. nothing's free. mother shit's free. with I don't think shit's free I'm just. saying you just yeah you have to just.

pay we sent we called a hooker to go to. we when I played rugby we were down in. Washington DC and we thought it'd be. funny to call a hooker to our coach's. room and the pimp showed up and was. Furious what he opened the door and was. like no what the [ __ ] and that guy was. like he came out and was just like what. the [ __ ] blah blah blah and our coach. pretty it was a [ __ ] up thing for us. to do we're in high school that's insane. yo that is insane bro what you could. have got a murder you're crazy as. [ __ ] he was so mad dude cuz we all sat.

in our rooms and watch like oh my God. here she comes. oh pizza. delivery wake up shut the door and I saw. the pimp pissed and I had he was just. like yo you could have got your coach. murder I maybe he paid maybe he she. sucked his dick actually maybe paid and. was like [ __ ] it. maybe rugby yeah watching little [ __ ]. kids this guy could use my getting my. dick. sucks damn that's such a crazy life dude.

pimping is so crazy it's the worst way. to make a living it's terrible but they. do make it look I mean I have to it's a. terrible thing to do it's a horrible. crime but they figure out a way to make. it look so cool it looks the coolest it. look so it is it's terrible it's. literally almost one of the worst things. but I don't think it's like what you. picture in [ __ ] Friday like they're. not all wearing purple coats and fur. hats no no no and that's what [ __ ]. everybody up at Raven Lou cuz they was. like yo how you supposed to know a. cousin is a pimp he don't dress like a. pimp I'm like nobody dress it's 2023 bro.

nobody dresses like a pimp what are you. saying that's Cat Williams what the [ __ ]. yeah dude I used I used to uh I used to. sell weed to this guy and he was he was. like a family man had his own business. had his whole thing going but he like. liked he liked Coke so every now and. again I like we would go wait out and. I'd see the white powder on the scale. and I'd go brother what the [ __ ] you. doing he'd be like and I was way younger. than him technically he could my did you. ever have your OG slide out of line on. you yeah so you have to check them every. now CU I was like bro what are you doing. he had be like dude [ __ ] off blah blah. blah and then he'd be like yo I've been. hanging out with this pimp I was like.

dude oh going too much blow yeah to much. the pimp is tough stuff dude yeah when. you when you when you part I should say. this when you party your way to the pimp. you need to turn around run back dude. cuz you're about to enter another level. of the party you about to run into fit. and all don't you you start getting. around pimp you about to be on fit and. all level don't do that yeah I remember. him be like dude it's all good he's like. I just need to like this dude held it. down like you know I can respect this on. some level where he was like I tell my. wife I need two weeks to myself he like.

I just need to collect myself and he. goes and I fully bug out he's like. everything I party as hard as a human. can like party for two weeks then I come. back but it got away from him obviously. damn it's a good move that's crazy it's. cool in theory but it's like dude you. have to do the exact opposite you have. it's sustainable do that at all yeah you. can't just be like I'm going to do this. for two weeks and be chill yeah I guess. in like short periods why two whole. weeks why not not like one night two. this dude parted dude two weeks is nuts. this dude parted that's crazy you say he.

went to jail a long time ago for when he. was like younger he went to jail for. selling Coke and he said his brother. would just show up to the jail and like. fill up tennis balls and throw him over. the wall and he's like I made more money. selling Coke in jail than anywhere oh. yeah everything cost way more money yeah. he wait out in the yard and the tennis. ball would hit and you just. go damn walk over to it and grab. it what the [ __ ] yo it was like some. shitty like local it he was in like a I. think he was in County Jail. okay yeah yeah that makes more sense at. the county and he just yeah I've heard.

they're bad I heard the county jails are. worse than else what bro I was locked up. um CFC for 18 months that [ __ ] was the. worst well I was there and then I was at. pick and then House of Corrections then. I went back to CFC how long or how long. ago was this this was I was 19 this is. my sophomore year you were there for 18. months sophomore year college you can't. do I thought you can't do it more than. two years or years you three years is. County life yeah yeah three 36 months is. County life yeah I've heard it's the. worst I've Heard County jails I I was. talking to my friend he had to go. upstate and I'm like oh that sucks he's.

like dude it's so much better yeah cuz. they get TVs and [ __ ] and there they can. smoke in the cell they can do all they. can do football teams they got a. football. team yo some are starting to get. football teams though are they really. yeah I've seen the videos on Tik Tok. yeah some are star to have football. teams dude if Tracy Morgan was my. cheerleaders I'd be. hyped that's a good jail cheerleader. Gardini should we go into the patreon. where we at. here perfect perfect perfect perfect.

beautiful beauty beauty beauty yeah dude. uh that's unbelievable yeah I've I've. thank God there's part of me that's like. kind of curious what it would be like in. jail but I'm happy I've never gone no. there's there's no reason to be curious. what the [ __ ] just go lock yourself in. the bathroom and then tell somebody. don't let you out no matter what I do. don't let me out of here just make me. stay. here yeah I I totally agree I'm glad. I've never gone but I there was part of. me for a while like I'd be curious to. see what it's got there got to be. something you get out you could do it 60. days in I mean it's funny I put put it.

to you like this you meet a lot of funny. ass people that's what my friend was. telling me yeah it's you it does. eventually turn into just hanging with. the boys bro as long as you're not a. [ __ ] as long as you're not and as long. as you like know people that's in there. already then it's kind of like oh we. just we just chilling you see what I'm. saying that's what he said he said he. actually kind of liked it he was like he. sucked but then there was parts of it he. was like there were really F yeah you. you're not thinking about bills you're. not thinking about your girl you're not. thinking about anything you just hanging. with the boys lifting weights playing. ball eating chilling yeah that part's. cool yeah jacking off just you know yeah.

can you jerk off easily in jail yeah. it's so yeah it's super easy in jail I. mean all you do is just nothing but the. bro code yeah and what you do is this so. when you everyone gets it when you get. there you got to get the top bunk. because bottom bunk is always jack off. bunk CU that's where you hang your sheep. from so can't nobody see you oh so you. if you ever you get locked up and don't. take that bottom bunk I thought bottom. bunk was Alpha bunk [ __ ] no really hell. no damn you don't want bottom bunk. that's the EAS top bunk was [ __ ] no.

that's that's also easy bunk to [ __ ]. somebody up on too oh yeah Ki you in the. [ __ ] yeah see what I'm saying I can. come in and kick you in your [ __ ]. face what if you fall out of the top. bunk oh your life is. done bro listen when I was can you ask. for the. bumpers do they have bumpers let me get. the bumpers I need the bumpers dude I'm. a wild sleeper dude I'd fall off I'd. rather sleep in the jack off bunk dude. be flow to the ground yeah the jack off. bunk sounds like it rules no cuz then.

I'm a jack off on your bed what do you. mean I need I need I have to use your to. jack off I got to hang you can't J off. in the Crow's Nest up the top no what. everybody just seeing me beat my dick no. I I would just turn. over turn to like jack off turn to the. see see me fac more so Then You're. vulnerable that's true already here you. know what I mean I'm already here take. it went in Rome I guess yeah yeah I'm. taking a [ __ ] in front of people oh. isn't it just like the toilet right. there what's that the toilet is right.

there yeah well put it like this if. you're if you if it's to the point where. you and your C cool you're not going to. just [ __ ] while he there but if it's on. some like y'all just put me in this cell. I don't know this guy I'm [ __ ] right. in front of you bro you got to smell. this you know what I'm saying [ __ ] dude. you got to smell this there's got to be. a better way to like help people get. better lives do that I mean unless he's. just cool unless you walk in he's just. super cool with you from the beginning. like yo what's up I'm such your such oh. all right we we we going by civilized. outside rules we'll be nice to each. other you know what I'm saying dude my.

uh so I knew two people who were in. Delaware County uh jail during Co and. apparently that was like the worst cuz. it was like you didn't all the cases got. Haled everyone sat there forever there. was like heat would break and it just be. freezing there's there was no there was. short staff so the older guy I knew who. was in there was saying you would sit. there and hit the call button for like a. CE or guard to come and you'd be like. cuz if like you had they wanted to see. like dude we're older dudes like if we. had a heart attack in here we would to. know like people. people were sick dud were getting the. heat broke he said it was like 55 in.

there so they hit the button to see if. it's like they they shorten I guess the. work staff so he's like dude you we'd. hit it all night no one would come you. were just on your own all night so like. if dude had like a stroke or heart. attack cuz they were all paranoid about. Co like you just were going to die you. were on you were truly on for sure I. mean even before Co like cuz when I was. locked up this was what 20 n no no no. 2007 8 some [ __ ] like that uh it was. some guy graduate I was when I was was. graduating college yeah yeah see so look. I was actually in college came home from.

spring break my girlfriend at the time. got in a fight the cops tried to lock. her up I started fighting the cops oh. they locked me up six six cops charged. me um they each charged me two count of. f on the officer so my bail was like 100. Grand 10 grand with the 10% yeah so my. mom was like look she said we can either. bail you out but then you going to have. to fight it with a Pug Defender she was. like or you can sit and we'll get you a. lawyer so I just I didn't think it would. take 18 months I like I just sit and. [ __ ] you know God that sucks yeah. that [ __ ] was crazy you did the right.

thing though oh hell yeah I don't have a. record now I'd had a record if I. wouldn't have done that [ __ ] oh yeah I'm. saying just bya fighting the cop. fighting theop looking back on it would. you have just been like well you did do. a. crime I mean well she is my ex-wife now. so maybe I shouldn't. have maybe I should let that [ __ ] go say. no no I wouldn't I wouldn't have changed. I would CH i' have done everything the. same exact way that was an honorable. thing to do yeah oh but what I was. saying was when I was there overnight. some uh so like they'll segregate You by.

like religion and like how bad your. crime was oh God so because of what I. did they made it they had me with like. five star like people that was in there. for like homicides and [ __ ] like that so. this one guy can you imagine being a. petty Muslim a petty Muslim no we had so. look we had one of them bro we had one. your religion and how bad your crime is. Right p. yes yo one of them got snuck on to our. block bro is this African guy he was.

Muslim and he got locked up for child. support but they must have [ __ ] up his. paperwork and he was on our block so his. Su was locked up for like two attempts. and like a homicide and he [ __ ] in. the middle of the night he tied the. guy's um arms to the [ __ ] bed and. tied his leg he the African dude up yep. he tied his arms to the top of the bed. and then tied his legs to the bottom. this is. ridiculous this is. ridiculous no he said you already kept. it now he said please stop [ __ ] me in. my ass he [ __ ] raped the [ __ ] out of.

bro who gets raped in County. Prison he raped the [ __ ] out of this C. no dude the guy was like for child. support and got his ass [ __ ] Dam why did. the guy the guy just [ __ ] him because. or was he like dude no the guy was he. was just a crazy ass guy cuz the African. guy said that they had prayed together. earlier that day he was like yo we made. salot together like I didn't then he. [ __ ] him but you know the good thing. wait he kissed and telled he did he was. like that guy [ __ ] me did you believe. it yeah hell yeah hell yeah did he. really like he was just talking about it. no no he freaked out like he was like he.

was screaming like [ __ ] was crazy and. then my god when the cosos came to like. help him the guy put a like a you know. like a fashion knife to him and was like. I'mma [ __ ] kill him if open the door. so they said that he [ __ ] him some. more while the CE. watch crazy bro then then then oh my God. crazy bro were you hearing this or this. is just in your general vicinity no I I. put it like this the night that night I. heard like screams and [ __ ]. oh sorry sorry are we screaming trying. to.

sleep the [ __ ] up but so like I heard I. heard the screams and [ __ ] but you would. hear [ __ ] like that every night cuz some. people just cry like some people would. just be like I miss my kids got to break. you man that suck that shit's horrible. but the guy they ended up letting him. out because they ruined him and then he. sued him and he got like $1.8 million so. he made some money yeah he made some. money worth it yeah worth itz some. people damn I wonder what he did you. think he went back to Africa or just. stayed here oh I hope he went back back.

he could have that would have been. awesome dude 1.8 mil oh yeah that's. you're rich forever go back to Africa. with that he might have bought the whole. thing the whole K Kaboodle. dude I don't know though that's also. perilous though to be in Africa like. how'd you get all this money be like. uh uh I won the lottery you can say I. won the lottery. yeah that's tough yeah that's I used to. work with dudes from my Liberia and say.

they would watch guys gay guys get like. thrown in tires and lit on fire and burn. down the hill yeah liberians are crazy. yeah that was pretty nuts but yeah. that's uh damn dude that's [ __ ] up. yeah that's horrible for that guy 1.8. mil yeah 1.8 so the guy tied him up and. just [ __ ] him yeah yo you can't do. that well dude [ __ ] him in front of. this the guards is the worst yeah having. like yo help seriously the guy steal. you're it's like when you're on the. phone.

y yeah that that's uh that's gluttony. that is funny cuz he probably already. had he he already had [ __ ] them once. you got to [ __ ] him again [ __ ] in front. of the guards shame on you [ __ ] me twice. CH dude. [ __ ] D there an old. proverb damn poor guy well hopefully. he's enjoying his wealth yeah I bet you. pay his support now on time every. [ __ ] time half of that went to his.

kid's mom oh that would suck oh that. would be. horrible his payment went up to like 30. grand a. month oh that's proba exactly what. happened oh man no yo dude this guy's. continually getting. [ __ ] this is crazy will this never. end damn bro damn if I were him I'll. would be like yo what gives that would. be what I say exactly yo what G. seriously that's what you would say that. would be my first.

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