Ep 424 - Tick and Slug (feat. Robert Kelly)

w wow. West do. this just showed Matt shaneon Sharp skip. bis intro from yesterday's whatever. What's that show just. scan what is it I think I don't think. it's First Take it might just be Shannon. Skip it's not club sh did you watch Club. sh I don't know what that is Club sh. Shannon Sharp's own podcast oh nice it's. pretty good I I was watching a clip of. it when I took a dump wild but so there.

was the the injury to the the bills. player Hamlin this week which what. happened to him oh bro did you see it no. I was laying here watching the game and. it was like it was terrifying he got hit. so he got hit in the chest he stands up. and then he drops and passes out and oh. had cardiac arrest and he had to get CPR. on the field all the players are like. you know they watch the dude maybe die. they're devastated and then who's the. guy who hit him cancel the game he was a.

wide out it wasn't even like that okay. it wasn't crazy he just happened to hit. him right in the middle of the chest oh. and I guess the exact wrong time um but. then skip bis tweeted out like how can. we cancel this game this. game's huge this is an important. gameball his life but then he did end it. with which all is it's not important now. he's like this the NFL has to figure out.

should they play this game or not and. then he's like but it all seems so. unimportant now so he did it's not like. he was out there like play the game yeah. he ended his tweet with it's not. important football's not important it's. about the guy who might be dying yeah uh. but then you know people started getting. on him yeah but that that was the nature. I thought the guy just randomly. collapsed in the field my mind was. obviously elsewhere I went does this. happen this much what like why are these. guys all clap that's what happened I.

thought but he got he got struck first. thing I was. like they have a player on their team. Cole Beasley who was a he was he was. against the backs and I think he stepped. away he had to he quit they just brought. him back onto the team and I wonder if. when that happened he was. like have have a lot of people in sports. was devast have a lot of people in. sports. collapsed that's a rumor that's a rumor. going around I was cuz you watched lot. of sports I was curious if you see that. a lot I've never seen the last one who I.

died on the not died but uh Christian. Erikson. this soccer player he's back now okay. he's back cuz that's cuz kids you. remember remember in like every summer. kids died at like high school football I. remember hearing about there is a hard. condition athletes get where they just. do and that that I remember hearing. about that a long time ago but I was. wondering I was curious to ask you like. it's hard not to bang these Rec claws. right now they're so good dude. and so he got hit he dropped he dropped.

he yeah I mean it was like truly scary. damn it was very weird the Stadium's. quiet the whole all the players are. [ __ ] sad it was really [ __ ] up yeah. and they canceled the game which they. absolutely should have you can't yeah he. was in critical condition you can't go. back out there after one of your buddies. yeah he almost dead probably died. everyone had to go home yeah there were. probably grumblings in the crowd. though come on man cou B couple.

Cincinnati fans just being like come on. dude this is bangal football yes B this. is life or. death uh damn dude but then you saw the. what happened dude skip put that out and. people you know just the fact that he. was like are we really going to couple. guys hit him with the race card a couple. guys hit him with the [ __ ] like if. this was a white player skip would have. never said this like some stuff like. that so Skip's on the defensive dude. he's crabs world right now you should if. you watch that part closely he's. breathing so hard ah he's got a fight.

adrenaline going like cuz Shannon's like. and I disagreed with Skip's tweet I'm. not going to get into that well. timeout I thought we weren't going to. bring that. up I can't finish my monologue. skip what would you do if I died skip. yeah that's skip play Skip didn't play. football [ __ ] no so Shan Shannon hits s. Shannon sharp Shan sharp the SS officer. hits him with that so many times dude. he's always like A brotherhood out there.

you know like all the time. dude it's so [ __ ] up damn he's a. sports writer yeah and the sh you know. SS obviously been s comes on and big. dogs him constantly oh man yeah but Shan. skip bis is a [ __ ] ass dude is he. really yeah he like talks [ __ ] to. players kind of funny but he talks [ __ ]. to S ass he's you weren't that great. like stuff like he really Shannon sharp. was one of the nastiest players on Game. Day 98 from what I remember he was. that's good that's a good pull he was.

nasty yeah damn so that was the whole. thing he was kind of like dude let's. play the game here no that's see that's. the thing it it got interpreted as that. it looked like he was saying how can we. he said how can we cancel this game yeah. it's very important but all of it now. it's not important that was the twe it. was an old man [ __ ] he thought he was. getting deep he did he was like this is. a new Epoch in football like we're. actually worried about how can we cancel. it though for real he should have put a.

thinking face emoji on the tweet and he. would have been fine. dude or the monagle one monagle guy but. yeah damn so he's crushed right now cuz. he wanted to basically discard a young. black body so he could go play football. was so he can continue to watch to see. how the playoffs shake out there's so. much playoff implications dude how can. we cancel. this literally a guy a kid was dying. they were resuscitating him on the field. and he was like I think he tweeted it. while the guy was on the.

field being resuscitated he was like. this is a big [ __ ]. game yeah all right the more I'm talking. about it yes that's a bad he was tip of. the. spear he was tip of the spear but it. also does like there are dudes who do. say that who are like football's [ __ ]. life this game is my [ __ ] life it's. like well there is a life yeah there is. a life and he was like football's life. football's life right yeah like dude. send it dude you're the man he's like. [ __ ] oh SS don't [ __ ] talk about SS. buried him on his own show SS didn't.

show up the day after he was supposed to. be there he didn't show up what so it. kind of looked like it was like he was. in unity against skip for the Tweet dude. that's the. funnyest that's the funniest situation. ever a guy's dying you're like this is. the biggest game ever will we stop will. we not and it's just like dude you want. to kill this guy you're racist like. you're racist like hold on got time out. time out I thought we weren't going to. talk about the Tweet that's the funniest. thing well obviously they want to talk. about the boss is asked me to talk about.

dud [ __ ] dude it was unbelievable so. during this game they kept cutting they. had to leave the they ESPN switched to. their in studio team who just had to sit. they had no idea how long this was going. to take who's on the panel. booger booger was on the panel Adam Sher. and Susie. colar isn't it Susie coar who' she. played for she played.

she's the Link's she's one of the Link's. greats really no she's a sports Jero. Adam shefer I believe is A Jero yeah. booger. obviously obviously he played Booger. played uh but they they had to sit there. and like there's nothing you can say. damn did I thought about so afraid. you're definitely Shannon sh I'm SK. right now why you. played it's a Brotherhood you don't. understand you're just a writer. dude you're a writer I'm a game I was.

thinking about that before I'm like dude. how can I position myself as Shannon. sharp in this whole thing I was like I. play the game you watch the game like. Adam. shaer so so they were all trying to like. put it together on the they all trying. to like dance around they were all. afraid to say something. mhm I mean you know it was genuinely an. emotional thing we you just watched the. guy possibly died is he dead he's still. alive right now but it was you're. watching like holy [ __ ] and cut to these.

people in one of these Sports show like. at the desk. like that's the thing about football. it's very dangerous but they're like. booger what do you think about that he's. like I can't talk right now like we. respect that that's fine for you to do. that uh Adam how do you feel they should. have hit those like uh H this is. actually the first time a guy almost. died in 15 years they always do like. facts about like this is the first B. first left-handed batter or 1975 yeah.

they kind of did did they yeah they were. brought up like other times they've seen. something like this happen yeah but. there was nothing they could say so they. just had to awkwardly do like fake. Sports Talk for 20 minutes remember when. the Challenger exploded that was uh was. pretty nuts too right guys yeah it was. uh it's uncomfortable to watch dude. that's crazy they should have never had. them on they should have just they. should sold sold sold commercial. commercial sold yeah because putting. three people on in a [ __ ] ESPN Studio. while a kid's getting resuscitated yeah.

so they were they like they were hitting. him with like the the heart shock I. think they did you couldn't see it he's. an ICU he's currently in the ICU they're. still working to get him to breathe on. his own he's on a he's like he's [ __ ]. up condition he dude I he I think it'll. come out that he did die on the field. yeah probably that's what happened I. think to Christian Erikson that soccer. player really I think he was dead for. like a minute Jesus yeah Hawkeye was in. the ICU as well. who's.

Hawkeye oh oh yeah Hawkeye no one even. cares no one gave a [ __ ]. also I saw one tweet did you see what he. got ran over by he got hit by a snow P. it's huge I Googled it dude it looked. like Thanos. himself you better take that back. dude you think Thanos sent the [ __ ].

wow just when he was living the domestic. life dude he finally got to live the. domestic life [ __ ]. enemies I mean it's so bad he almost. died he's good [ __ ] look at the thing. you ran over by it says was run over by. a snowplow weighing more than 14,000 lbs. yeah dude it's huge he was clearing his. neighbor's driveway being a nice guy run. over by a 7even tons snowplow yeah dude. [ __ ] him up it [ __ ] him up.

I saw a picture of it I like Jesus. [ __ ]. Christ that's really terrible is he all. right he's all right he's in he's in the. ICU but I don't know why don't call him. a dork in the hospital. no dude he's a [ __ ] talk about why. does he look like a dork Hospital. selfies are dorky but dude he got ran. over truly Avenger level of ran over by. a [ __ ] industrial snowplow and he's. in stable condition it took a selfie.

it's. crazy that was his team he couldn't work. he was too [ __ ] up but he said his. team took the photo of. him going back out. there dude I might have to Shan and. sharp you right now dude I do not agree. with that I do not think that's funny I. don't know why it's not it's serious but. when I when I was reading when I was. eating my breakfast this morning I. thought about him like out in the fields. like finally I can. relax finally damn is.

defeated no the team they called they. called it Robert Downey Junior like oh. my God that's terrible oh my God we got. to get down there we get that might have. got the team back together we might get. a new Avengers movie out hope the flash. gets out that [ __ ] gay dude that's a. criminal have you seen what the flash. has been up to no what the hell is he. doing dude he's like a gay criminal sex. freak and they keep forgiving him wait. what I don't know how the hasn't been. canell wait so the agend The Avengers.

are just completely [ __ ] right now. right now Thanos is winning dude [ __ ]. damn there what's he been up to. uh several scandals was he would he hit. anyone with uh some Don Lemons Ezra. Miller that guy Ezra who's that uh I. didn't know until I recognized him from. the photo The Flash The Flash the best. one possible to be gu a gay. criminal what was he is he doing like. gay sex crimes I'm trying to find the.

gay sex crimes right now it just says. dark. allegations what did they say it was. says it's at the beginning just says. dark allegations dude this guy's the. same height as me damn a video service. to show Miller strangling a woman and. threr to the ground The Flash oh so he's. he's a gay guy that's beaten up like. women I think so that'll get you that'll. that's a that'll at least soften Char. this is great though in September of 22. a representative from Miller claimed. that that the strangulation was a.

spontaneous reaction spurred on by a. group of teenagers taunting Miller over. their MMA. skills what couple months later he got. arrested in Hawaii physical altercation. with. patrons they got they got an attitude. over there in Hawaii I'm not saying you. know I'm not saying if I was asra Miller. you know I don't condone him I don't. condone The Flash [ __ ] CH was. accosted by a Nazi in Hawaii really they. have been known to hide there they do. love Tropical.

Oasis if you unscramble the Moana swirl. it does form a swas stick you know that. I think about it D you know the Chipotle. symbols the. Namba boy love come on man inside the. chipotle pepper oh the you never noticed. that that's why I stopped eating there. you that why yeah I said yeah I mean. their guac kind of went to [ __ ] too. but H their guac is [ __ ] [ __ ]. dude uh really I haven't had it in a. long time it used to be such a delicious. treat for we ate the last time I ate was.

with these two guys we went to one in. New York back when we recorded at the. stand and it was it was so [ __ ] bad I. was like never again I'm done I was. disappointed Chipotle does not travel. well either if you order Chipotle god. dude pretty horrendous [ __ ] cardboard. containers always smashed half of it's. hanging. out yeah that's upsetting stuff it's I. don't want to talk about this stuff this. is upsetting we can joke about some of. the like deaths and people being mauled. by snow plows but do not talk about how. Chipotle don't start joking about your. guacamole sticking to the tin lid and. being like that's done that's that looks.

my cheese looks. smeared the hell is this not evenes man. this the cheese isn't even spread across. my bowl who let the [ __ ] imile out of. this yeah yeah it's terrible when bad. things like that happen but I do have a. part of me that that Hawkeye want I. couldn't stop laughing Hawkeye that's. tough though that's like when you get. designated like when you're the flash or. Hawkeye or something like it's like when. someone's dog dies and they tell you. about it and they're like Mr Peanut.

Butter had cancer you're like that's. funny he has a funny name it's funny if. they die like Superman fell off a horse. and is. paralyzed it is funny there's irony. there yes yeah excuse me for recognizing. irony Hawkeye getting hit by a snowf. flow that was. funny the idea of it obviously that's. sad jery Jeremy Renner the human getting. mauled by a snowplow not funny at all. not funny at all him H like.

exactly coming. down who was the guy who was the actor. that got like pinned against his garage. uh car check off from Star Trek was that. who was yeah yeah remember that one yeah. I remember that one that that sucked to. he got out of his car to check his mail. yep and rolled down the hill and got. [Music]. him that's so sad that's [ __ ] dude. dude dude that's such a [ __ ] way to.

die. dude getting hit by your own like me and. Red Dead getting hit by that deer dude. that's a [ __ ] out of nowhere freak. accident. dude unbelievable this stuff's not funny. guys stuff is not it actually is not. funny dude freak action Time Out Hold. on I thought we weren't going to bring. up that. tweet dude can I finish my that was my. bad that almost looks fake although. Shannon Sharp's voice is a little know. I'm trying to do the impression I wasn't.

trying to be offensive what do you mean. oh dude he's let me finish the mod. skip that's not offensive I was just. watching Club Shay when he brings on uh. dude it's a it's a good podcast I was. it's such a funny name but he brought on. um Wakka Flocka Flame and Waka flock of. flame was he was on there just being. like dude like I don't I don't kill I've. never killed I'm not like a gangster. rapper he's like I used to rap about. this stuff but he's like dude I I'm guy. he's like I would never sell drugs he's.

like I make millions of dollars why. would I sell drug they're talking about. the whole Young Thug situation I think. there's a lot of rappers that are. starting to get a little like oh boy. they can uh they can Dude apparently. they're so if you if you rap about. something yeah they can use it against. you only if it pertains to a crime that. they can prove actually happened so like. they can like he so if you just say I. kill they can't well you said he killed. people but if you like reference. anything that can be tied to a crime. they can absolutely use it against you. like he had a lyric that said like she. got robbed by tick that was his one of.

his alies was tick tick and slug was his. Al his alyi and he was like she got. robbed by tick and they were using that. against a lady saying he robbed her like. well tick and Slug tck and slug slug. could us. D that's good names the YSL is Slug. secret podcast dude dude his nickname. nickname games on point oh yeah Rebrand. dude that is actually really. nice they had uh they had group chats. apparently where they'd be like yo did.

you shoot that guy like saw I shot him. dude literally it's crazy crazy the. level of uh just they shoot some people. shoot yeah. sometimes are shooting I don't want to. talk about that come on don't time out I. people in general not just Slug and tick. oh for sure not just slugs and. ticks I was watching uh I watched a good. one last night it was called this place. rules you you ever see the kid do the. all gas. breaks curly haired kid wears a brown.

suit does interviews I think so he's got. a good one it's on HBO it's about what. led to the capital rise it's pretty. great just going to different Trump. rallies interviewing it's it's a comedy. the way he interviewed people's comedy. he'd be like how do you feel about this. and just let them go that's kind of and. he would interview the craziest people. yeah yeah uh but yeah it did take a HBO. turn what happened where they were. like got a little biased did they really.

a couple couple instances yeah remember. that n never. mind probably not my best takes. here now I'm starting to think about it. probably you know it might not be the. best thing for me to Jan SI sympathize. you're saying probably not my best. opinions coming up especially on the eve. of our Glorious. Revolution oh yeah that's coming up I. forgot coming up that's on Friday I mean. this episode will come out tomorrow so. yeah we're on the Eve this is January 6. Eve the eve of one of the greatest coups.

of all time are they going to are they. actually going to is he going to be in. trouble they keep saying he's going to. be in trouble for this they're doing to. lock him up big time lock I don't I. don't think so but that's. uh prove it there's literally there's a. lot of footage there's a lot of footage. yeah yeah I think he uh I don't know. they're they're going to get him for his. taxes I believe. eventually Russ Russia gate the walls. are closing in on Donald Trump they are. you can tell now the walls are closing.

in did you see Stephen King Stephen King. had a tweet they like the Republican. like research tank whatever was like Joe. Biden spent 40% of his presidency on. vacation and Joe bid or uh Stephen King. like retweeted it with a quote and said. yeah he spent the other 60% kicking. ass. what all right maybe he's [ __ ] with. people that's what I started that's a. very funny tweet it's very F that's so. [ __ ] delusional it's funny he's. either [ __ ] with people or yeah it's.

like a genuine mental disorder I being. like of just not even like whatever the. perception of it is where they think. it's a good pres but being like yeah he. kicks ass me it's like dude you're a. grown like end ofy life development man. yeah and your best you can do is be like. the president kicks ass and you're sorry. haters an incredible writer one of the. greatest writers I don't think I can. read his books anymore you're going to. come out with kick ass I can't read his. books anymore I really don't just. knowing what the dude's up to might it.

honestly I can't separate the art from. the artist yeah I can't do it which is. funny because I can do it when. they're. yeah right wi be like makes me like it. more like no games and movies are. incredible this guy's. nuts cuz at least right at least. right-wing those guys are nuts yeah. leftwing are like gay as [ __ ] well. they're not yeah and they're not being. like ostracized by anyone really no. one's ostracized only people attacking. him are just dudes like I'm a blue.

collar worker he's kicking my ass if I'm. sure for that he's kicking my ass but. it's like yeah it's pretty weird yeah CU. at least when you see Mel you know he. was out there saying wild stuff he got. in trouble yep no one likes him anymore. yeah but you can't stop watching this. movies if he puts out a movie everyone's. like [ __ ] it was actually pretty good. well there's a Redemption tale too it's. like is this going to be the movie that. sways although a lot of the movies have. stunk. we talking about there's some movies.

he's been doing a lot of movies in there. that were like really give me back my. son like over and over again he went. like Liam niss for a minute yeah that'll. Happ then he did drag across that's a. box office that's like a guaranteed box. like dude having your kid taken making a. movie about that easy that's all that's. that's at least going to make some money. like dude what would you do bro what. would you do what the [ __ ] would you do. a bunch of [ __ ] Romanians stole your. son ask ask uh Andrew Tate's dad he's. living that right now oh true Andrew T's.

dad needs to taken he got taken dude. [ __ ] a specific SK T dude I was watching. videos on Tate he actually might get. busted for trafficking really yeah I. think they're hitting him with the walls. are closing in on yeah I think I think. the left wants him gone they do I would. imagine they do as well but dude he has. like early seminars he did online about. how to everyone's getting crushed for. like their content right now he did a. seminar on how to be a successful webcam. entrepreneur and like I think for sex.

trafficking there's like if you use. physical Force obviously that's SE if I. if I were to like be like Shane you. [ __ ] suck this guy's dick I'm going. to punch you in the face if I did that. to you I'm a sex trafficker if I. fra dude let me get this monologue out. first. Fu time out time out I do not want. [Laughter]. to so the second thing is fraud if I. trick you into doing it never mind if I.

fraud you that's technically sex. trafficking which is kind of you know. it's hazy and then there was like. coercion where if I threat V you know. blah so fraud you is what happened to. that one porn thing which one uh talking. Nexium no there was a porn one girls do. porn girls do porn what was that it was. [ __ ] nice was sick as [ __ ] it was so. good and then I found out they were. [ __ ] trafficking the girls I was. beating off to I had no idea I had no. idea seemed like legit usually like the. like cuz they're all ugly kind of who.

girls porn girls do porn were [ __ ] so. hot are you young dude he doesn't have. any idea are you out of your mind some. respect they were homely you're [ __ ]. crazy those those trafficked women were. you said those guys weren't tricking the. best women and stealing they literally. were they trafficked like beauty queens. what sometimes no I mean actually the. one was a Miss [ __ ] one estate and. you're saying they're more like Runners. up your [ __ ] mind like not some of.

them of course there's some Diamonds in. the. Rough I mean guys what are we talking. about no this is one of the worst takes. ever these women got sex sex traffic. you're going to call them ugly beat. you're going victim blank they're the. easiest victims who the ugly ones jeez. Noah Noah mic away give the mic out get. the. timeout out we said we were going to. talk about this they're all beautiful no. we're trying to do a monologue anyway. they got sex trafficking cuz I think.

they frauded the girls yeah that's a I. think they said they were going to pay. you a certain amount or they were like. we're actually not going to put this out. to and they they tossed it out that's. trafficking so and then the guy got in. trouble for that dude they have videos. of Tate in his own words and I'm. watching obviously I'm watching uh which. is [ __ ] they should I should get a I. should get some type. of you. know I should get paid for sure there. should be commercials like camp. commercials like did you whack off to. [ __ ] girls do porn are are you now a.

sex criminal you did not know you were. being a sex criminal you owe. compensation that's such [ __ ] dude I. loved that [ __ ] he basically have mesia. dude yeah dude I got. thies well I I would say there's. probably a decent amount of. like women in porn who are trafficked. anyway like those those Russian ones you. they're still on careful you're out of.

your mind that these girls are homely. dude can you cover their naked bodies. and show me just their. faces they're so. hot I mean dude he doesn't know he's a. youngster all come it's this come on. dude over and over again AG check can I. get an H check on. her yeah I mean he's crazy by the way. they were not naked bodies I was looking. at naked bodies this is literally just. the Beautiful Girls what a heinous. [ __ ] wait who who is the guy and how. was he pulling this off what were his of.

honestly I have not done a lot of. research it happened a while ago it. happened like a year and a half or two. years ago billi and Spud were the ones. who broke it down Girls D porn that guy. was a sex trafficker and I was like [ __ ]. yeah yeah I'm might get hit with the. RICO you might have to go they might. find out be like who searched this the. most this might be your bars I get. you they checked your webcam oh I'm so. afraid of that damn they put you're. going to have to you're have to [ __ ]. take the plea deal like uh like young.

thug SN I'll snitch right away I'm going. be goingon to I'm like yeah I know slug. showed me. that dick and slug billion SP dick and. slug dick and slug they showed me this I. had no. idea you're slouching in court. yes with a mask you got to wear [ __ ]. Co mask all of YSL has. their uh nose out of the Mask. I mean kind of sick on some level true.

they're all [ __ ] we rocking the same. Patriot beak in court so funny dude. you're going to jail for life you're. risking jail for life I better not get. cold I better not get a. cold last thing I want is to be under. the weather when I they have to wear. them in court cuz the judge is wearing. them too but it's so funny that all of. them [ __ ] sag their mask it's like. the best move ever yeah be like serious. Rico charges facing 20 years and you're. just like I'm going to bring my nose out. of this [ __ ] to breathe this.

uncomfortable but yeah dude the uh he's. on camera and this was I was watching. I've been watching a lot of criminal. defense lawyers like break stuff down. and he this one guy I think his name is. Bruce Rivers he came under Fire because. people were like [ __ ] you dude you you. hate Tate you're a hater god dog just. leave to take a. [ __ ] I think so oh my god dude what the. [ __ ] he's [ __ ] on air had his [ __ ]. he definitely woke up late he's lying. about he's lying about his car that's. his morning [ __ ] right now I think so he.

smokes way too much we have we have to. talk about his cigarette intake dude oh. my God he's a [ __ ] cigarette Smoker's. ass he probably puff like five. cigarettes in the way here and jar one. loose he'll get his when he sits back. down. dude the um oh yeah so they were he he. did like a seminar basically on how to. start a webcam business and it was he's. on there being like you have to control. these women's Minds you can't tell them. the truth like blah his story was that.

he um he had five girlfriends at the. time and he decided he was like he's. like well [ __ ] I don't he's like reading. a book about how to make money he goes I. need assets he's like well if I have. five girlfriends I can have turn them. into assets for me so he he according to. him pimping his own words the what it's. Pimping Pimping he even did say on the. thing like you could apply what I'm. about to tell you to Street pimping if. you wanted to yeah but he's like it's. all about whatever so then you know and. again he's obviously trying to be like. Sensational and stuff but his story was. that according to himself he called all. five of his girlfriends and said I'm.

flying you all in here sat them down in. front of him and said I'm on some G [ __ ]. right now you guys are going to start. making me some money with this webcam. [ __ ] and they all they all found out. that they were like he was they're part. of like a six piece relationship three. of them left two stayed nice not bad. actually it's crazy but there's like. there's like so that alone is they were. brought there on false pretenses so but. it's real hazy so this guy's just. breaking down like all the parts where. deception could possibly come into play. and especially when like when you're.

using your own words like doesn't look. good for you you can't trick women you. should yeah you can't well you can you. shouldn't that's the thing you can you. should not it's very mean to do god dog. how was. it did did you yeah it wiped you have. diarrhea well I had one in the car and. then I was really nervous about it did. you [ __ ] your new car I almost did you. almost [ __ ] in your new pre-owned Honda. Court certified pre-owned Hond it was. not certified obviously it was not. certified ctif what I know it's. certified Honda when I hear when I hear.

a story about what happened to you I I. knew it was not certified dude it was. not certified I got a good deal though. the 150 Point check they would never. yeah you couldn't afford certified. brother you're right that's for the big. dog that's for the high. rollers especially in this market right. now the used cars are going crazy right. now in this market they're going crazy. they are you got a nice so you had to. take a diara during the podcast I did. showed up late and you had diarrhea what. did you do I had to abandon my post and. give it to Noah while I went and crapped. in your back you can't hand his man him.

M it he's a [ __ ] he's nuts true you. do yeah I thought you said I had to. abandon my busy I was like that's a. pretty funny way to say take a [ __ ] do. you think the cigarettes have something. to do with it do you think the tobacco. has something to do with yeah and the. coffee yeah yeah and I had a bger that's. there's the bger what's up with all. these sigs dude you're too young for all. these sigs I like the sigs dude you're. going to [ __ ] get lung cancer man. they figured this [ __ ] out a long time. ago so be it are you see over sigs. bro.

[ __ ] that'll be you bro that'll be you. that'll be. me true it's [ __ ] up to bring. up dude we have a sponsor we can give. you free [ __ ] Lucy dude you could be. sucking down nicotine pouches brother. nicotine recol those you're right maybe. 2024 I'll try to quit [ __ ] it's not too. late in 23 dude dude you're [ __ ] up. on brand IM D we're selling [ __ ]. tobacco Replacements you're sucking down.

sigs dude it makes us look like liars. and charlatans dude if you're not going. to. take yes you're right I'll switch to L. and no I'm just [ __ ] thank you anyway. like you were. saying Sean if you have the [ __ ] you. have to least tell us next time you have. to please next time. interrupt I realized you were gone for. longer than a whiz I was actually pretty. excited I cut it I cut it short still. too I have a I have what you cut a. diarrhea short continue just go back and.

finish it finish the job I feel good. it's been coming and going and what dude. like I feel like I really have to [ __ ]. and my busy starts quivering and then. you still got a qu you got a quivering. busy right now no now my busy calm your. B shaking. orgasms. shaking seriously what's your bsy you. have no feelings in your busy right now. yeah my busy is fine right now but if I. had to guess it's going to start. quivering soon and I might have to leave. before the end of the podcast if you but.

I'm saying if you sat down squ out of my. bsh if. you if you sat down right now you don't. think you could push some diarrhea out. no cuz I was trying and it it went away. but I I know oh you might have been. having the. aftershocks yeah you have the. aftershocks of a good blowout you get up. and you go am I got to dump or am I just. like vibrating I you know what I'm. talking about kind of but anyway yeah. Tate is. uh I'm sorry leave guys you're right but. yeah dude um this guy brought up.

multiple accounts of him basically being. like I lied to them about how much they. make I didn't pay my taxes I would put. it on on a Bitcoin time out for a second. do you know how many diarrheas I've. absolutely swallowed every episode dude. you don't think I have to you don't. think I want to get up in. diarrhea all I do is have diarrhea you. don't think I want to get up in diarrhea. I'm behind the cam though I tried to do. it discreet crazy dude you saw I slunk. away I tried to be sneaky all right I'm. sorry I just had I had to get that off. my chest cuz I wasn't going to be able.

to continue that if you ever ask. diarrhea we can pause just so you know. he's a pro dude he hold dude I reaw. before he dude if you hold your diarrhea. long enough right yeah dude it just all. turns into it's Alchemy it turns into. good jokes you let your diarrhea just. linger about your body yes no you're not. com on sit down in the middle grab a. seat what's up what's up man bud I just. took a [ __ ] and they're making. do 10 minutes that's fine have a mic for.

you we mic for sure yeah Sean just left. to take a gigantic [ __ ] right in the. middle of the thing what's up grab a. seat what's up man oh there's a camera. and everything you guys are [ __ ] you. got one camera yeah that's when you know. you're good when you when this is the. production let put one we only need one. one angle we don't need to edit this. [ __ ] I mean you came in you you just. entered probably one of the best. episodes we've ever done yeah now it's. going to [ __ ] be you whack off the.

girls do porn I'm sorry say that again. all right never mind if you don't know. the name of it the name doesn't ring a. bill right away dude clean listen just. say it again that's all I need there's a. there was a porn thing called girls do. porn it was the I don't even know what. the they're called okay no companies. yeah okay yeah criminal organizations in. this case sex traffic turns out there. were sex trafficking I've been whacking. off to this thing for years he didn't. know I had no idea turns out there was. sex TR traffing yeah I I did Bang Bus.

that's nice which I think was illegal. yeah didn't they used to like punch him. in the face throw him out of a car is. this. on [ __ ] yeah yeah [ __ ] I didn't know. you so detail. oriented give the whole version I mean. let him do a little work you son of a. [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I showed up I didn't. know Bobby was outside he C he caught me. walking to get coffee dude he rolled his. window down and just threw his coffee at. my feet I had no idea who it was dude I. turned around I was.

like while I was giv him the look I was. like all right that's Bobby I got to. pretend I don't know here's the problem. with him though I called him yesterday. yesterday I call him hey I haven't. talked to him a while and I'm a I'm what. they call in Show Business uh a good. person yeah us say that I'm a regular. good guy you've risen above the scum. well I'm just a I never I never went. above it or below it I just became a. good person I heard that I called him. hey dude how you doing I haven't talked. you in a while I see how you doing his. holidays whatever cuz he didn't call me.

you know what I mean and in the haky I. know he's more popular. Andes but as as a respect M when Michael. knew his father wasn't the head of the. thing anymore and he was taking over he. still had respect for for the older guy. they sat in the garden and he was like P. you know but not. him so I call. him and now if I call if I call Quinn. called me I'd stop what I'm doing what's. up buddy how you doing I call him he's.

still he's Meandering you can hear him. doing [ __ ] which bugged me no I was in. an airport yeah yeah. stop do you work at the airport I don't. like talking in. public what the [ __ ] is this I hate it. so outside of your good environment you. can't talk if I'm I hate being on. headphones talking in public okay do me. a favor then get rid of your. phone this happened before you called me. when I was in the oh this is good dude. you called me I was like I'm in the back. of an Uber I can't really talk right now.

and he was like what are you [ __ ]. kidding me just talk who cares and I was. like no I can't then the Uber driver. pulls over and talks on the phone for 20. minutes [ __ ] he just talked on the phone. I was just sitting in the back like is. this guy serious he had a full. conversation but you can feel his. uncomfortableness which bugs me so then. he's like yeah he gives me his anxiety. hor [ __ ] about public I can't do this in. public whatever that is right you can't. talk in public what the [ __ ] wrong. with you I can't be whatever I don't. want you to be funny I was I was talking.

then he goes I go call me later goes I'm. going to call you tonight now as a. man as a man when a friend of mine says. I'll call you later tonight I you stayed. up it's not that I stayed up but in the. back of my head I looked at my phone. every maybe hour or two nothing nothing. so now I'm coming over here today to do. Tommy and the other guy what's his face. Chris Chris very funny both of them one. of them murders people though one I'm. not going to tell you which one but one. of them [ __ ] K it's actually tough.

TOS up definitely Conor and I see this. [ __ ] I look in my rearview mirror and. you can't I mean you can see this. [ __ ] walking down the street I know. it's him he's 8 feet tall he's got. sunglasses on he's dressed like a. college girl right what the hell dude I. see him walking down and he the last. person he expected was the guy he lied. to yesterday to be right on his [ __ ]. Street when he's going to get his little. morning routine on and I had cappuccino. was a nice one too and I threw it right.

in his stupid shoes that he doesn't care. about cuz he doesn't care about fashion. cuz that's me I'm cool do you like. fashion no I don't like fashion but. [ __ ] whatever this is I didn't buy. this Cipher sound gave me this I got. this from a Hip-Hop star hey I'm not. making fun of it you got defensive I. just looked at. it [ __ ] not everybody dresses like a a. girl soccer coach I apologize so so I. threw my C ainett dress like a girl. soccer not.

hook that's an. insane he's dressed like a cruise ship. comic so so so I threw my cup at his. feet I'm expecting a bull to come at me. I'm expecting and all I got was a little. [ __ ] angry brow like you want to feel. the force I dude I just woke up I'm. walking to get my car if someone threw. coffee at me I'm just ignoring it I also. very Shane's very reserved and tranquil. too yeah that's scary I guess that's. scary but he threw the cof and then I. and then I grabbed him and I was going.

to bite his nose he actually was. grabbing me pretty intense yeah you know. I was going to bite his nose off when. you say you're going to call somebody. you [ __ ] call and then we had a nice. walk I was actually on the phone during. this whole thing I heard it oh you did. yeah we were on the phone the whole time. I talk him in public you [ __ ]. nonstop we were FaceTiming the whole. time so it's me all right all right I'll. there with that well thanks for yeah. appreciate you coming on it's awesome. yeah you got it man how's you didn't. like your cob even finished it yet you. haven't even touched it I I I was on the.

these guys talk fast downstairs they do. we smoked a cigar downstairs too in the. room in the room what cowards why are. they cowards if it comes up here I'm. going to [ __ ] give I was hoping it. would [ __ ] up here three bats in that. little room it's great great guys you. smoke cigars not really that's nice did. did they pretend to like. cigars cuz I know for a fact they have. never smoked a [ __ ] cigar in their. lives I'll tell you this him for like a. vape pen one time they both enjoyed the.

[ __ ] out of it one more than the other. can you guess which one the camera was. on right camera's on yeah they loved it. guess which one they liked guess which. one liked it Tommy loved it Chris was. honest Chris loved it more than me he. was still smoking when I left Chris is. in love with it he what we need was him. to get a new [ __ ]. Vice Jesus Christ D what you he'll. leaving soon anyways who cares I don't. think I am you staying here I like this. where do you live Philadelphia oh you. just come in to do these yeah that's. great am I not supposed to tell the.

crowd that they supposed to thinky where. I live room you know like you go on the. radio like dude he's in Florida don't. tell him he's not in Cincinnati dude I. did a [ __ ] morning radio in Buffalo I. think it was it was like 6:00 a.m. I had. to be there the [ __ ] radio host. zoomed in I had to go to the studio I. was in the studio by myself and the guy. zoomed in yeah and they told you not to. tell them that he not there I was like. this is I'm never doing radio ever again. oh I like radio. you don't. drink I drink it's a [ __ ] valid 6.

a.m. is [ __ ] hell that is a and then. you show up your face is dark red. swollen they're like let's get a picture. you're. like they posted [ __ ] no one likes it. I got two likes as the host KISS FM in. Buffalo you drink too not really a. little bit I'm very moderate I used to. drink like a [ __ ] yeah yeah I. used to drink I used to I remember we. used to one sip like a bottle I missed. everybody that was fun wait what do you.

mean one sip a bottle well you just get. a a bottle like Jack Daniels and just. one sip it like chug it basically I us. to take the cap off and throw it away go. caps it for kids even though I was 13. you talking about when you were a. youngster when I was a kid yeah back in. you ever hear Bobby's Orin story yeah. you were a troubled you were a troubled. youth were you not ah I mean I guess. definitely weren't you in [ __ ] like. juvenile yeah I mean you don't have to. say it like that I mean I don't know if. there's more of a troubled youth was. like more like what' you do uh on saw.

yeah I [ __ ] other kids what do you. mean sex stuff I was 1 tell the story. you yeah I'm raping middle-aged. women that was my thing D you know arm. robbery yeah I. rad H I used to hang out at Stop and. Shop and [ __ ] they went back with their. car I get them before they got in their. minivan wait who' you rob um I actually. the last place I Rob was a a you like a. newsy were you wearing like Jeff caps be.

like hey give me all your money it's a. pey Blinder yeah you're a pey Blinder in. Boston. dude I used the word c. see no I robbed the mafia and pizza. place oh nice yeah that was a bad choice. I didn't know it was Mafia owned true. when the cop arrested me he actually. pulled up I was at the park uh about to. get one I was about to get [ __ ] up. with all my friends I think it was like. a Saturday night it was like a week and. a half later uh three four days before. me and Frankie we were sitting in his.

living room just like this and we just. smoked a ton of weed and we were both. watching Popeye cartoons basted just. like this watching Popeye. M this is quite the funny. guy you got [ __ ] Civil War ghosts. hanging out. here is that ulyses. srant um he had the door open cuz it was. hot that was before anybody had AC and. [ __ ] and just three cops walked in oh. and they were like Frankie po Castro and. he went what's up they just took him out.

so I and they didn't take me and I was. with them and then like three or four. days later I was at the park and they. pulled up he goes Bobby Kelly I was like. yeah he's like there's a warrant out for. your arrest I don't know where it went. we got your friend Frankie I'm coming. back to get you tonight so if you don't. want to get arrested get the [ __ ] off. the street and I'll be doing you a favor. because the pizza place you Robb was a. Mone pizza place and they're looking for. you too and they're going to break your. legs so that night I was like [ __ ] I. went and go [ __ ] up uh 13 jeez and I I.

um I went and got [ __ ] up I I had a uh. a pint of Allen's 101 peppermint schnaps. and I had uh I had a rat TLS a Budweiser. and I smoked a lot of weed I was with. this girl and she was like I want to get. high so I was like I don't have any more. on me so she's like go you 13 13 and she. goes go get Weeden I want to [ __ ] and I. was like yeah so I went to get weed and. on the way I went to get more alcohol.

but back then I was 13 I had to wait I. had to get a buyer so you had to stand. in front of the [ __ ] place wait for. some pedophile to come up you know maybe. give him a hand job to get some [ __ ]. some boo more peppermint schn you got to. give one to get one yeah right so I'm. standing there in front of liquor store. I got a buyer he's inside getting the. [ __ ] and my a cop car pulls up with my. mom on the back seat they went to my. house oh [ __ ] the cop was a friend of my. mom from high school we're looking for.

Bobby she goes I'm coming so she gets in. the back they pull up she goes come here. from like it was like slow motion it's. the worst and I just went it's your mom. you know what I mean for some reason you. just listen I should have ran but my mom. was like come here I was like okay I. went in the car and I shut the door and. I forgot they lock so so I'm just in the. back oh no I'm like [ __ ] and my friend's. knocking on the window can I talk to him. for one second like trying to negotiate. with the cops like all right let them. one second.

nice okay these 13y olds seem reasonable. they hop out they they took me to jail. and I was so [ __ ] up man I mean I'm in. this little jail cell and it was the one. of the worst nights in my life cuz the. whole thing's spinning I'm I'm puking. and I can just hear them laughing and. every once in a while they bring by an. old hamburger and throw it into my. you're hungry and I would. go and then I went to uh the next day. they take you to court and then I went. to jail that night how long were you in.

juvie for um that time it was I think. four. months so juvie goes like this you go to. court they they do it and then they. they're like all right we're going to. set a trial date for you then you go. back into the cell under the the place. and then they pick you up in a van the. van that they pick prisoners up you all. get picked up at the same but the. prisoners go in the back the juvies go. on there little bench in the front right. behind the driver but there's a window. right there so the whole time the real. [ __ ] murderers are just talking about.

[ __ ] you in the ass the whole time. like you little [ __ ] let me see those. lips oh you sweet [ __ ] and you're just. you're just crying like trying not to. you know trying to hold a J in and then. they take you up to uh the middle of. nowhere uh it's called intake where they. decide where you're going CU there's a. bunch of juvenile Halls all over. Massachusetts they take your it's. literally Dam state which is a mental. institution and they take you and Danver.

State gave the juvenile system this the. old morg to do intake so they drive up. to this creepy place to the old morg you. go into this room and they they. unshackle you put you in the room you. know all kids from everywhere black kids. Puerto Rican kids uh and they're all. just sitting there watching that big. huge TV black and white TV and then uh I. remember they come in with a a. with lunch and it was day old subs from.

the deli down the street with chips and. and chocolate milk but everybody grabs. their subs they go up like [ __ ]. animals yeah like everybody just gets up. when they drop a they drop the Box. everybody just runs and grabs and they. all grabbed their sandwich and there was. onions on the top and they grab them and. they just threw them on the ceiling cuz. the purple onions after a day get wet. and they smell so they didn't want them. they threw and I look up on the ceiling. it was just all [ __ ] old. onions from hundreds of [ __ ]. sandwiches Jesus Christ and then the.

Puerto Rican kid comes up he's like yo. man I want to tell you your first time I. was like yeah he goes when they sh asked. them where you're going before they put. their shekel on you I'm like why he goes. cuz if they don't tell you you're going. somewhere bed I like all right so they. took me in and uh they they were about. to Shackle me and I go where am I going. and he just looked at me went and he. didn't say anything I was like [ __ ] no. so then I I went to the Charlestown y. and charest back then was bad yeah. that's where all the movies South yeah.

mie in the town dude Bank yeah exactly. that yeah I mean every the most bank. robberies ever in the country was in. Chown at that time and they it was the. Chown y was the gym and then on the top. level was the juvenile lockup and it was. just like a room with metal bunk beds. like 15 metal bunk beds and then another. room that you just sat in with a TV um. yeah I remember that was most SC and I. had a I remember we had to go in and. they had a strip Searcher again and I.

was with two 18-year-olds I was 13 I. think I had one pube I had a little tiny. pecker yeah and I remember they were. like all right get naked and I was like. huh and I and they were like they made. us take a they had a shower and these. two guys had just [ __ ] guy dicks yeah. they had like nice dicks and just me. little pecka Kelly I still wouldn't want. to go in there either huh I wouldn't. want to go in there today man some. 18-year-olds [ __ ] humiliating my. penis. you'd be scared now even with you even. with 13y olds I'm talking about 18y olds.

I'm 36 I'd be I'm talking about getting. naked more so I was the worst I remember. they had to do jumping jacks naked I I. actually said to the guy I go. dude boys D I go what do you think of. what do you think I got I don't have any. you think I'm really stuffing heroin in. my ass to to make money in in I'm gonna. be out in three months I'm not I'm not. going to be here for I'm it's not a life. set oh you do ass naked jumping jacks. see if do you have do ass snake and. jumping jacks and you have to. squat naked [ __ ] humilated terrible.

yeah terrible terrible and that was the. first time that was the first time yeah. that was the first time you didn't learn. your. lesson no it's a thing about drugs and. alcohol is that funny thing funny thing. about about doing drugs and alcohol you. know it's a hard time to learn your. lesson no it didn't it didn't took me. three more years the last time I got. arrest was for a gumball. machine but what'd you do I stole a.

gumball machine you took the whole thing. took two of them. nice do you want the coins or the gum. both guys we're never going to need to. buy bubble gum. again son of a [ __ ] they got. me I mean how [ __ ] up did you have to. be to do that I was on a half b h bottle. of white label Scotch um I did uh again. I did a bunch of beers and a lot of weed. and then we we were doing whippets we.

were doing whippits and then the dummy. was like I want this [ __ ] gumbo. machine so I grabbed it that was Upstate. New York uh Spencerport New York which. is a different thing so uh I just. grabbed the gumball machine I ripped it. off and I smashed it and I took the. [ __ ] quarters and I the gum and then. the cops chased us down the tracks and. then uh I I thought I was slick and I. ran through the Woods over a yard and. then a shotgun was in my face [ __ ] and.

the cop was like uh he goes uh May me. get into the middle of the person's lawn. he goes you're the bubblegum. Thief Noby bubblegum BBY. bubblegum we finally called the bub. worldwide for for bubble gum he actually. put the gun in my face and he told the. other cop if he moves shoot him and I. said it was gum yeah I was like what are. you [ __ ] F Chris Rock you're like it. was a GI Jane joke. what are you guys. doing yeah that was bad that was the.

worst jail I was in the Rochester juvie. jail was the worst good thing you. weren't around with like oxycotton and. stuff you'd have been dead I did yeah. probably yeah we I did everything I. would take any pill you put in front. what pills you have back here we were. doing valume mesk acid uh and uh what. are what's the um perco setes okay so. perks were big yeah all right yeah. anything you cuz I was so young anything. you could steal yeah yeah yeah we. weren't you know what I mean you could. just steal it we stole most of our drugs. and Coke we did a lot of coke nice yeah.

my friend's uh stepfather was a coke. dealer but he wasn't tough like my Frank. could beat him up so we would threaten. him threaten him to give us a cocaine. yeah I feel bad about 15-year-olds come. in your room like give us the coke yeah. dude show us your dick like fine just. [ __ ] have it yeah he had a mustache. you know what I mean and he we would go. threaten him and he' [ __ ] give us his. Coke I felt terrible about it were you. what years was it Whitey buer time in. Boston yeah yeah you have any stories.

with him it was eight no thank God you. never got to be around that well I never. went to Salty man salty scared the [ __ ]. out of me yeah I was from Medford uh. Medford but in Medford Boston was. segregated back then every little town. Su ofal Medford so even in Medford you. had the Italians lived in South Medford. the Irish lived in North Medford the. blacks and the like the mixed whites. lived in West Medford mixed whites yeah. like you know like the whites that could. you know live with the.

blacks like the Italians weren do you. know I mean and I hung out of the I hung. out of the Italian uh part with the but. we hung out back then you didn't have. gangs you had Parks so we hung I hung. out to tough's park so you know you had. North uh was it um uh Dugger Park was. where all the black dudes hung out play. dead Park then you had tough's Park. where the Italians uh I think it was. North Park was where all the Irish kids. hung out and um yeah it was kind of like. you you and then you fought each other.

yeah you just go to the different places. yeah but the guys I H out with I hung. out with these guys I mean they were. they were tough I was never tough yeah. but though the guys I hung out with were. [ __ ] re I mean dude they Shake You. Down Like You show up as a friend as a. friend yeah yeah yeah oh [ __ ] what do. you have well they like throw coffee at. your feet and stuff yourself yeah but. they try to humiliate you on your own. block dude no but they this is my block. dude they would call you back and they. it was hard cuz they had paid phones. back then so they had to find change.

wasn't as convenient as it is now where. you just go hey call Bob and it says. yeah Bob Bob yeah what's up buddy I was. hung over yep I flew all day okay it was. a he was with me Gina you saw me there's. no way I was operating I wasn't I wasn't. being a good conversationalist at that. point that's all right I forgive you it. would have been a bad call I forgive you. do you forgive me cuz that's psychotic. if you don't I forgive I mean it's. psychotic that you're not taking my. [ __ ] forgiveness I'll be honest yeah.

girl. stuff now what are you my [ __ ]. girlfriend you going a girlfriend me on. this I mean there look at there's fck. piece of [ __ ] call me back I mean. there's a different there's there's air. between girl stuff and and drink Dona. drinky huh. girlfriend I my [ __ ] drinking that. piece of. [ __ ] you know what in hindsight is.

starting to be girl I mean I mean you. can look through it out of different. glasses it's uh I was kind of [ __ ]. yeah I like it no it was funny yeah I do. miss you yeah it seems. it Jesus Christ dude stop with the. girlfriend. stuff no I mean I I don't give a [ __ ] I. don't we have nice calls you're a good. guy to call he goes out in his shed and. smoke cigars. perfect always for a pH call I'm a.

talker I hate text messages I hate it. but Comics you guys know that Comics we. won't talk to each other for seven. months yeah but it doesn't has no it has. no effect on the like when you're. friends with regular people if I go away. for three months like what the [ __ ] you. don't call me it's like I I was away but. Comics like I didn't talk to Patrice for. like eight months one year and then all. of a sudden he just came like you know. we're hanging out again it's just the. way it is you know but um yeah I don't I. don't give a [ __ ] but I like calling I. hate text messages I hate you know you.

come in you you're a text right I no I a. little bit of both I'm not good at. texting anymore either I like don't. respond to texts yeah I read them I do. this thing where I read someone's text. and I think about what I'm going to say. to them then I put my [ __ ] phone away. and then it the pressure builds up to go. back and then I get another text that's. 3 weeks later and I see the last couple. with the typed message that I didn't. send yeah and then it's too much and. then yeah and it's like [ __ ] it I'm I'm. just going to wait till he throws coffee.

at my feet yeah now we're done right now. done now I just I'll I miss that text. now we're never going to be friends what. do you have to do with three I got to do. uh I got to do I'm doing a my podcast in. the city oh okay nice with uh Santino. you know Santino I do know Santino he's. the [ __ ] he's funny man great guy great. guy oh Conor opens for him oh yeah yeah. oh that's great it's great yeah Lucy. Breakers listen up Sean Lucy Breakers. are the only nicotine pouch with a. surprise inside. it's called discipline that's what's in. the middle Lucy breaker's tiny capsules.

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ron.com drenched for 15% off your raycon. purchase by raycon.com drenched. 15 let's get back to the show you should. go though what time well I mean what the. [ __ ] man I mean could you be more. anticlimactic I mean look can we go on a. [ __ ] laugh well we'll get one I'm. just saying thanks I mean Jes want to. help you get to your show edit this part. out where you [ __ ] no no we're going. to keep it I mean holy [ __ ] keep. keep keep that's a. keep what do you think about all the SC.

shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] someone's. you're going to get a documentary made. about. you and then he said snapped his fingers. and said keep and I was like oh and then. he didn't call me. dude we're not talking the documentary. yo it's coming for every well not that. specifically it's not coming for. everybody not that specifically but lot. of people are getting jammed up on what. they've been saying and you know on. podcast down yeah Young Thug down yeah.

some other Comics obviously have in. trouble yeah yeah it happens I'm I'm. kind of mad if you had to get publicly. disgraced I didn't get canceled I was at. a [ __ ] game I dude every single when. when the SNL thing was happening every. single comedian was like well if they're. getting him they're going to get. everybody and I in my head the whole. time I was like they're not going to get. you yeah not you well they didn't get me. I mean I I did the same gig as him and. Louie and they were like yeah man I you. know Lou they were protesting outside.

him they were protesting and I just had. middle-aged fat couples walking in going. hi. Bob can't wait to see you half filled. room yeah true you got. get [ __ ] get. down I'm I'm gonna smack the [ __ ] out of. my wife today D fired up see that that. was another Scandal I saw Dana D dude. white hit her with the [ __ ] how could. she. slap he did a full like running yeah.

dude she slapped him and he was like no. hesitation couple couple yeah but he was. trying to console her a little bit after. hang on before you [ __ ] here's my. this is good this is good this is good. he was trying to console her she was. having a little trouble right he was. trying to console her she was walking by. and he said something probably hey you. going to be all right [ __ ] relax or. something which never works and she. smacked him in the face and.

instinctually being in the fight game. it's a muscle it's a muscle ref twitch. yeah it's a twitch it's like you know. what I mean he's taking boxing all the. time bang whack it just happened and as. soon as it happened what' he do after. that what would he do there it is right. there oh yeah all right now wait a. minute now well she was wobbled he went. finish he went for the. finish I mean I wish Herb Dean was there. to pull him off. dive. in damn that blows dude you're up on a.

balcony at a party one of the odds. someone's gonna take the the the video. of of of of Kier and and Rogan. going and put that. [Music]. right cuz that was a [ __ ] whack I. mean that was you don't hit women you. mush them yeah right he probably had a. couple drinks up there he did he said Al. year no excuse but alol play a ro yeah. if a girl hit you you take mus you have.

a musher girl no i' I've restrained. women from hitting me though restrained. bear. hug push out the car yeah iush out the. car I restrained my wife once yeah you. got it yeah what happened it's part of. the whole process I I I I hit her with. chicken one time you threw chicken at. your wife well I threw chicken I tried. to throw it off the balcony but it. slipped and slapped her in the [ __ ]. face. what kind of what piece we talking like. it was a breast yeah no offense Bobby.

but I bet there wasn't a lot of meat. left on that. bone is that a fat joke yeah this is. what I don't like about him that he was. he was enjoying it he did a Mr rer as he. did it he. went that's what I like about that he. didn't let us enjoy it first he enjoyed. it just as much as he was doing it oh. man. have you on for a full episode I have so. many nice questions for you ask me one.

more before I leave I just it's it's. going to be corny you're going to make. fun of me no I won't no it's just how. fun was it talking [ __ ] with like Voss. and all those guys when it was like. actual [ __ ] talking it like it was a. nightmare yeah you it was the [ __ ]. worst thing ever your self-esteem was on. the [ __ ] every time you went in I was. nervous I listen to my favorite thing to. listen to is Colin versus Voss that's a. an O Anda comp compilation of those guys. making fun of each other was one of the. best yeah cuz. Colin he just had it he just KN he sized.

you up like a year ago and had a file on. you you know what I mean I was the worst. because I would just say Terrible Things. yeah like you know Patrice one time. [ __ ] with me and did a really funny. joke I forget it was and I was like yeah. well you at least I have diabetes and. you're going to die and Patrice went. Bobby I do have diabetes and I I'm dying. what the [ __ ] and I was like I'm. sorry that is always the best reverse. though to make them feel bad well it's a.

classic reverse [ __ ] was Morton was. vicious uh and Patrice was bad but Colin. was [ __ ] terrible Louie was bad too. yeah he was a little [ __ ] yeah he was C. smarter than everyone he CUNY like I. remember he bitched Patrice one day he. came in Patrice started [ __ ] with him. and Luigi just pulled some smart guy. [ __ ] he went are you going to do that is. that what you're going to do the whole. time I talk is just talk over me and say. make fun of [ __ ] I say is that what. you're going to do the whole time and. Patrice went.

no and then none of us said anything the. whole time and Lou was like the thing. about film is uh we just. listened yeah the Voss was nice though. Voss was good yeah but you Voss was a. punching bag that would just. occasionally the second he swung back. everyone in the room was like get him. boss dude how about him at digital. graffiti that was incredible. unbelievable it was we we need to show. Bobby he would have punched Us in the. face it's a great show it is fun we've.

been talking about doing it again for. seven years we haven't done it we'll do. it but here's the thing like hold up Bob. you got to hear this show you're going. to enjoy the show so you're on stage. there's a screen behind you and a bunch. of comics are in a group chat making fun. of you while you're trying to do standup. and all the stuff they're saying goes on. a screen behind you projected the entire. audience can see what everyone's saying. about you you can't turn around you. can't see it it's the greatest thing. I've ever heard in my life but it's it. it hurts my feeling now knowing what. you'd say about me well yeah that's the. thing and then you're thinking you can't.

see it so you're like they're saying the. worst things ever the crowd's dying we. didn't tell Voss that was the show we. asked him to. host cuz that was the only headliner I. knew and I was like Voss can you please. Host this show and he was like yeah of. course he did it as a nice favor for me. and then he got on stage and people were. just [ __ ] destroying it but he he. didn't even everyone else lost their fu. mind he didn't know this was a show he. leaned forward and was reading the. projector and just went back at all of.

us the funniest [ __ ] I've ever seen he. but we used to do that to each other. like we used to go like if someone was. on stage at the Sellar we would go. downstairs and sit in the front row oh. and trash them while they were on stage. at the cell I like to go it's very fun. to go stand in the doorway especially if. someone's bombing and just standing back. there going just look like. this. just yeah is fun you wait what did you. do to C you you got we uh we threw phone. books at him one night those I've heard.

this story yeah we did we did hard [ __ ]. Boston comedy club we used to do that. [ __ ] all the time but you guys are you. guys are just as mean as us if not. meaner you big Jay soda ly Lewis Ari. terrible yeah yeah you guys I I love. that D Roa. D I know that's that's literally the. reaction every time everyone was just. the Roos will come out s you get him. once on something that's real dude yeah.

dude dude my sandwich actually [ __ ] up. dude I take a lot of takes a long time. to make roast than Bobby he does this to. me all the time I'll walk into a room. the first thing he'll say is he'll be. like a fat joke or something nasty and. I'll be like all right everybody he. started it just so we're all clear cuz. in 10 minutes he's going to be going you. take it too far dude we used to be. friends like all that [ __ ] but yeah he's. he's yeah he's [ __ ] such a. [ __ ] I love him he's one of my. favorite people we get all the credit. for this [ __ ] like you guys the way it.

used to be but you guys still do it we. don't have a place to do it anymore. though what do you mean you guys used to. have the seller oh to go with we don't. have a place where we all hang out now. yeah cuz you guys are all [ __ ] Fame. [ __ ]. man look at your producers giggling cuz. they know that's not true like yeah you. guys are [ __ ] Fame [ __ ] you guys. are all individual [ __ ] let me every. man for himself dude what we supposed to. do we were in it together let's not. let's not let's [ __ ] Fame and money. let's just where should we go let's stay.

at the seller and never make. it there a couple guys hanging on to. that yeah I'm one of them God damn it I. gotta [ __ ] be there at 3. o' yeah you're a mean guy no Jesus. Christ you are you I mean you seem like. a very nice person every everyone tries. to divide and conquer every single time. no I'm not going to divide and conquer. you at all I'm sure you're with him so. there's something in you that's bad. there's something in you that's sour you.

know what I mean I understand that there. you know there was Bonnie and Clyde I. get it right you know what I mean wait. why am I bad you're you're you're a mean. person this is. outrageous oh it's not you're a [ __ ]. listen to me Shane I really I've loved. you from the beginning that but you're a. [ __ ] mean. vicious no empathy if you didn't do. comedy you would [ __ ] murder people. like you would collect money for some. mob yeah you're like you're like the.

Iceman Cometh dude he's a sweetheart I'm. I he's a sweetheart out now this is what. that tells me that you're the Mastermind. you're really the piece of [ __ ] she's. flipping body you want to know for real. youil yeah you're the guy yeah I know I. know he's a piece of I wear my heart on. my sleeve dude this why he stays in. Philly cuz he can't come here cuz they. they'll expose what a piece of [ __ ] he. is. yeah but you're you're definitely a. vicious person you're vicious you're. mean I love you I got nothing I love you.

too buddy you know that I love you but. this should help you so. uh hopefully this helps guys check out. killbox check out killbox I hope it. helps yeah it should oh man I see you. guys that I got dude thanks for doing. this dude I I would like to come back on. for let's do it next week well not next. week let's wait a little while what was. more fun here or downstairs I don't want. to say d be honest here what's. better this's more comfortable if we had. to do like an exclusive thing where if.

you do this one you can't do that one. which one. would by I'd love to I'd love to fill a. couple seats sell some [ __ ] specials. that's good that brings us to our next. point you do have to tell them delete. that delete delete you have to tell them. delete that or this does not get. shun and we're going to do this from now. on with every stuff Island guest going. to say you have to delete that episode.

where's he. go yeah hey buddy what's up how you. doing I'm doing good buddy listen I had. a great time man I really appreciate it. you're the [ __ ] man thanks for. everything do me a favor though you got. to delete both episodes okay thanks. buddy all right no problem um yeah no. I'm listen dude I'm serious you gotta. get rid of both of them no evidence of. it because. uh I'm I'm doing upstairs right now and. I guess that's the new rule it's either. one or the other Oh okay that's cool.

release today no no no I want I want you. to delete yours we're going we're going. to upload no I'm going to unplug the. electricity in the internet in this. [ __ ] house no cancel it Tommy I'm. serious fight everyone up. there that's not it's a [ __ ]. alcoholic and a a [ __ ] substitute. t-shir it's not saying much ruined every. room you got I think an Indian and a. [ __ ] mustache [ __ ] well really.

you're going to fight everybody good be. you tough guy go [ __ ] yourself delete. it to walk. off I love you too oh thanks again man. maybe I'll see you uh Friday. hopefully all right I'll come down. earlier oh boy. see what we. say God what a what a great guy.

unbelievable [ __ ] hate that. [Laughter]. guys man damn what a treat what a. [ __ ] absolute treat dude what a treat. what a treasure he's awesome absolute. absolute Beast [ __ ] dude. dick great guy great guy we said great. guy to personally attack somebody.

like what a beast oh. man. man yeah that's yeah we're done nice. let's switch over to patreon I got a. nice Kid Rock story for you yeah I have. oh join the patreon dude I have I had a. it's not going to swe anyone but I had a. very intense dream last night I was. hoping there was dream talkie I was. hoping there was dream talk Noah was it. good I'm excited for the dream talk. dream talk. Kid Rock stor from Nashville join the. patreon dude also for real check out.

killbox yeah uh Bobby special Bobby is. really good at standup comedy it's very. funny goodbye thank you. [Music].