Ep 423 - Young Slime League

w wow. West it's like it doesn't matter Jesus. Christ dude let me gather my thoughts. let him start figuring it out don't just. hit. go God we're talking about cool head. shot microphone suicide is the new head. shot for sure oh yeah for. sure I I like the kind of like like that. [ __ ] guy in. Vietnam that'd be fun right that'd be a. fun picture reenacting Bud DWI would be. kind of tight if it was you going.

[Laughter]. yeah that's a uh as an unfortunate. aspect but it needs to be done I don't. know if it does that's the thing. uploading uh you can I'm done with. bios it's ridiculous you can do iPhone. portrait mode that's like a pro that's. like a professional photographer I hate. to break it to photographers but yeah. you've been your days are numbered. photographers of praying on [ __ ] yeah. I mean they'll still get them they. probably want the flash in the setting. but dude you ever see portrait mode on.

an. iPhone yes it's ridiculous how good it. is very nice my head shots are portrait. mode in my house portrait mode. outside on the deck just chilling yours. is nice but is I kind of hate it you see. after you see it for a while AG go I'm. such a dumbass people probably think. this is serious that's the thing I'd. love to do the caution tape across the. mouth dude you would freak out in like. two days I would post it and be like. actually delete it we needed new. one cuz some places would use it as. billboards there's going to be.

Billboards this year yeah [ __ ] do a full. body it makes it funnier do a full body. full body why would that be funny if I. did that Matt cuz every it's always. everyone's head but if you had a picture. of just you outside by yourself that'd. be tight I'm talking Billboards you need. full body so you're [ __ ] you a very. small. one on a big billboard yeah or really. small head shot very small full body. picture yeah like I'm in a very in the. distance that'd be kind of nice nice for.

a be very as of a man in asan a lot of a. lot of the Zen art there's the you know. nature and then they show people as like. very small and significant things so. kind of would be next level if you did. that like guys I'm going Zen this year I. am Zen yeah [ __ ] you're a pretty Zen. dude you're pretty Zen dude I actually. you know what honestly Matt I really am. I know it's for real when bad things. happen I. go that sucks oh well we'll see yeah. exactly we'll see what happens now see I.

don't know like are you happy right now. things are good I'm like we'll see we'll. see what's up could be some negative. stuff could be inevitably there will be. negative stuff yeah I mean I think it's. like it all depends I always wonder. about that how do you you know how do. you not like grip the rails of a. hospital deathbed just completely. confused and bewildered. like I think there's a way to not do. that I'm just I don't know did you like. not die totally confused and miserable. and scared and terrified and all that.

stuff yeah you [ __ ] die early you. think so yeah I don't know you don't. there's is that a myth of like the when. like you see like Avatar and the old. dude finally dies and he's like go it's. your time yeah that's a myth it's your. time if you shut down like that go it's. your time you're not talking go you're. going. what where are. we now you need to have a heart attack. heart attack at a kids party yeah it's. over true your wife goes get you need to. get the cake you go [ __ ].

[ __ ] and then you try to light it your. hand shaking yeah then you carry it out. and the kids are singing you don't tell. anyone anything's wrong don't tell. anyone you're just walking weird and. someone's like what the [ __ ] wrong. with him it's collapse and you fall onto. the cake kids scream they flip you over. you got a smile on your face done you're. out yeah true you're out shut up [ __ ]. that's how you win an argument as a man. your wife nags you into a [ __ ] early. grave you just go shut the [ __ ] up and.

then when you die she finds out you owe. yeah you owe like thousand credit card. de and that you had a girlfriend your. last words are just good luck. [ __ ] that would be funny you could go. out like that black dude getting Tas you. go I'm Gonna Get You. [ __ ] the best way it's black it's a. classic video where were was he. shirtless fat black dude getting tased. by the cops I didn't see that and he. gets tased he just looks at the girl and. goes I'mma get you [ __ ] and he allows. them to take he they're tasing him while.

he does it damn he just Powers through. it to just be like I'm going to kill you. when I get out of here [ __ ] it's pretty. great damn that's awesome yes that's the. equivalent of a heart attack at a kid's. party fake coma would be nice I'm going. to get you fake coma would be sick fake. coma go into the hospital and. SC and just blink like but just be the. whole time like he's out he's definitely. out they can't prove you're not in a. coma yeah then you hear the nasty things. people would say about you while you're. in in your bed perfect dude you storm.

all up as soon as there. [Laughter]. like your wife's boyfriend's there with. your kids and they're like we like you. so much more it's only a matter of time. you're guys you don't want to [ __ ]. fake coma right now. right just a break for like five days. dude how do you think you're going heart. right I don't know I used to think that. but I I think I think the heart's strong. I don't know I don't want to jinx myself.

percentage wise it's heart I'm thinking. like brain [ __ ] stroke brain that's. you're you're more brain yeah I'm more. of a brain guy I thought I was a heart. guy I'm I think I'm more of a faulty. brain guy I think I don't it's I got. both vers scarecrow I'm the Cowardly. line I got both versions in the in the. family so I don't know although big. mencha I could go the mencha route I. could live till 80 and just completely. forget my whole family and then just. [ __ ] like fist fight a Jamaican lady. and die yeah.

car if that is like that time we did. droms where I was like I don't know. where I am or what is happening or where. like if it's that level of fear yeah. having dementia would suck yeah that. would if you're just going through like. where the [ __ ] am I this is a new house. this is fun yes it's not like 51st days. see where am I he's cute I like him Adam. s keeps getting more Charming every day. it turns out we actually live together. he knows everything about he keeps [ __ ]. me every day that's one of girls top.

fantas Jesus is like have like. forgetting someone completely and like. through some weird magic of love just. being like wait yeah it's all coming. together oh my gosh the necklace yes. ours our fantasies are ours is me and. six of my guys drive fast cars together. and we pull out a heist for sure that's. guy stuff although I will say at least. Fast and Furious a decent amount of men. like that's for real that's [ __ ] you. put on The Notebook or one of these.

movies of like dementia and love every. single woman it's like well that it's. actually a good movie they love it they. Absolut they absolutely love that movie. it's I love breaking it down to him why. that's not true that'll never happen and. that guy's actually a fool that's your. Heist which one it's kind of your fast. and F you get in a warehouse you figure. it out you go I'm going to ruin the. notebook I'm going to ruin the notebook. for these women I'm building a bom I'm. building a bomb dude I'm sitting here. like this you're armor this is the pyate. tech this is the pyromaniac youve become. death I always I'm like dude this guy. guys this is this is L it's porn for.

them this is emotional pornography why. would that guy she was married to. another man no one's ever going to sit. there and build you a [ __ ] house yeah. while you're married to some other dude. that was crazy to see I'm not going to. talk about that again but that I'd like. to hear you talk about it that mie. pissed me off dude it should piss you. off oh yeah I was been waiting I'm just. building this house waiting for you I. put my whole life on hold knew yeah it's. a it's a terrifying Glimpse in a female. psychology weren't they in the was pawns. huh World War II The Notebook yeah was.

Ryan Gosling Like A Nazi or something. and he came back he was a Nazi and he. built an allwhite house for the girl. meanwhile wasn't the other guy like a. burn victim war hero or something was he. really I don't know he was a na no he. wasn't a Nazi Gosling was a Nazi. but guy was an American war hero in the. notebook no look it up yeah what see who. Ryan Gosling fought for he definitely. nailed what side of the World War II was. Ryan gossing on there's no way he was. Nazi dude you'll see I can't believe.

this guarantee. it that would. be so nice if that was the. case like he was so nice he was [ __ ]. he was sitting there building that. houseing it a. secret don't want you to know what I. mean dude to be fair how much more that. turned come no use your head on this. these guys are crazy just say he was a. Nazi obviously he was not a [ __ ] Nazi. he was a Nazi say he was a na he was a. damn dirty Nazi no he was not do me your.

favorite play along next. time cut this out next time I tell you. to look up a fact true yeah can we just. get a blanket policy if we say something. just be like yeah guys I found it it's. online what you guys said was right just. do that every time okay totally right. you're so right he was an awful Nazi. Ryan Gosling was a national socialist. from Germany he played GBL was he Geral. in the notebook. yeah and he scops the woman heed propag. Ganda every day so the movie is the.

woman has uh Dema yeah she forgets the. guy some guy literally and the guy has a. noteb brains out dude yeah he knock lo. oh and bumps into a door he's like get. in here some weirdo in the woods. justat butt till she remembers and she. goes huh I remember this what happened. to the first guy why'd she leave him did. he love her still he probably died a. girl it's a girl fantasy he like died. and left her a bunch of money then she. like sucked some guy's dick that was. bigger and had like carpentry skills and. she was like this works too.

she got the best of both worlds she got. security from the guy and then she got. like the passion from like the weird. troubled loner yeah that is a common. Trope in these movies that the weird. troubled loner hot and looking for love. Yeah and is passionate yeah ex. definitely not just researching like. Holocaust statistics on yeah the weird. loner is not that guy no there's like. well they're like he's getting he's. checking into Mandalay. Bay he's getting a. room yeah they are they're the fantasy. is that like he's sitting there like.

reading like beat poetry and eating an. apple and being like I mean if I could. just only find the one I'm only thinking. about that one girl taking my mind off. about building this house I don't know. I'm G to do with it oh kind of just. SP he's the notebook he is The Notebook. he's building a nest he's GNA tear some. lady up dude he's going to knock a. lady's head off he's going to bring her. to the morg he's going to he's going to. [ __ ] lady so hard she ends up in a. padded room people have to come in and. slap her every day she smearing [ __ ] on. the.

door spudman knocked her into Arkham. Asylum he he might unleash the [ __ ]. ultimate not dud ultimate load the fire. hydrant fire hydrant kids are going to. be playing. it he's going to be on the streets and. philadel be fair yeah the kids be. playing in that yeah slipping it. slipping in it slipping and slide. slipped in this slipping in the. Sean have you ever encountered Sean in. the wild probably hold on I got think. about it uh no I don't know if I have.

actually what's what's the penalty for. that if you see Seaman no I mean if you. see something if you see something say. something I think if I I'm I'm almost. certain I I had to have encountered. Seaman in the wild but I would have. played I would have been like somebody. that was a lugie yeah but like what's. okay obviously if you jerk off in public. you get arrested and that's fine what if. you just dump your come in public if you. just dump like a load like from the. 1800s where they just throw it out the. window. buckets like they're [ __ ] toilet well. if you got caught like putting on the.

sidewalk you just like got a load from a. Dixie cup and just went and dumped it on. the sidewalk you couldn't really get in. trouble no penalty I don't think you get. in trouble say this was a lugie yeah. well you say it's a load this is my load. this is my load my load I took it. outside to get rid of public this is a. public sidewalk that was my. load you could dump Sean onto the street. yes yeah I'm pretty sure it's sterile. too it's not going to get any well. unless you you know you falls directly. onto it wouldn't they wish give birth to. a street baby what is it. what is it Now podcast is a fire all.

cylinders again man dude how do they how. do they keep doing it it's crazy so it. is not illegal to dump seamen you can. just dump seamen anywhere and it's not. illegal to steal seen either hold up. wait but it is illegal if you make. somebody eat it or drink it yes but you. can just dump it anywhere looks like I. see a couple law Breakers in here. tonight. wait making someone eat or drink what.

isn't it the same thing what do you mean. I mean they're not going to like chew it. up with a forking knife I mean but if. you like if you like bake it into. something or you put it in like a cup of. Joel or. something creaming the coffee. mhm but yeah no you can but you can. steal it you can steal it and it's. completely legal but they said it is a. men's rights rights issue that they're. working on Crooks yeah sperm theft it's. called what do you mean oh if you like. you could break into a sperm bank no if. you came in a condom cuz you'd be.

breaking and entering but if like if say. we had sex and I was a woman if we had. sex and I took the condom and like took. it and injected myself with it I didn't. commit a crime once sperm's out of your. body it's literally public Dom public. domain yeah but if it was in a sperm. bank I'd be at least breaking and. entering but if I say I'm in there to. donate and I like took like four I find. a condom on the street that's yours. brother and I inverted into my [ __ ]. that's yours that's yours so desperate. for children that's. yours pretty nuts.

is it is it a crime to put a hole in a. condom if you're a girl to like take the. condom and put a hole in it I don't. think that's a crime I don't think you. get in trouble for that at least should. be you know should be a serious crime. but I don't think it. is but either way we get back to that. yes what were we fire we were F let's. put a pin in that sexual assault huh. sexual assault you put a pin in the. condom yep I said let's put a pin in. that and let's talk about something else. mat now I see what you're doing you get. me a little cup of joe now all I'm level. comedy for Real come on dude go ahead.

ask me a. joke ask you a. joke ask me any joke dude knock knock. dude knock knock who's there it's me I. was married to another man I see you. built this fine house please eat my ass. please eat my ass so I can remember get. in here don't tell anyone I've been a. Nazi. [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] you till you're. [ __ ] I was not a Nazi get in here. that's why you had to knock her loose. she found all his memorabilia true in. the house you br true he [ __ ] the.

last thing the thing that she forgot was. him taking a [ __ ] club bopping her on. the head right on the [ __ ] head. taking her of the Looney Bin yeah thank. you Hamilton devices for sponsoring the. show innovators in Vape Tech Vape like. you're in the goddamn future with. Hamilton. devices um another personal endorsement. I I do like Hamilton devices I like the. start the Starship is you got to be a. pretty intense dude for that they're. actually they're giving away a Starship. uh if you go to the show notes you can. click a link and you can maybe get a.

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this do you do you see like old couples. and go like oh that's so nice no yeah I. don't I don't have that either when I. see like a super old couple I just go. like. geez gez. Louise yeah [ __ ] sucks you know what. I mean old a couple walking together see. and being so old that you just fully. rely on someone else just like and they. get mad at each other which is fun that. is kind of funny when you see a dude. still get I do like that so part of me. wants to run up and give him a double. British Bulldog right behind him out.

take him out send him to Valhalla or. just dude imagine just grabbing just. just British Bulldog and the wife and. being like get them both of wait you. meant both of them double put them both. in the stocks and. jump is that illegal no that's. definitely illegal that's definitely. illegal don't less time though if you. like drunk drive and kill like an old. lady don't you get like less less time. for it you certainly should yeah I think. so I'm sure yes a lot of elderly ladies.

get [ __ ] crushed by [ __ ] drunk. drivers geezers yeah yeah it happens. although slowly crossing that's my. favorite traffic fatality is when an old. person can't drive and like mows down. people at like 12 miles an hour that's a. kind that's a nice one I told you I was. with my grandpa we went golfing one time. he was fully geed I was in the golf cart. with him he ran over the golf pro what. in the cart pinned him pinned the golf. pro against where they the the bag. holders at the at the pro shop Jesus. yeah it was pretty great then I got to.

drive it was the first time I got to. drive the. cart what a we still hit the links dude. he was good how' the pro do the pro. probably gets hit like that once a week. prob pinned against the wall just an old. man. like they probably got off on that [ __ ]. Grandpa Jack no they probably they. probably feel they probably can't. breathe [ __ ] it's happening again oh. [ __ ] take it [ __ ] take it [ __ ] life. it's yours.

ticket dud golf pros are some of the. horniest dudes on Earth yeah dude that's. just that's a nice gig oh yeah becoming. a pro golf just dude you to teach ladies. lessons they wear their nice skirts they. drink a little Veno on the course dude. it's probably like an ice Wide Shut. thing between golf Bros personal. trainers and Tennis Pros they probably. like once a year [ __ ] put on The. Masks all the dumbest dudes everyone's. wife supposed dumbest freaks on Earth. it's nuts dude personal training is wild. I mean there there's obviously good Bros.

out there but there obviously there are. good Bros yes there are some siths. though among the personal training here. it's [ __ ] nuts there's a siths. amongst guys that go to the gym yes. there's some real weird siths that go in. there in their coolest outfits and seek. women yeah which I get look it's easy. for me to sit back and say what the [ __ ]. there's no part of me that can go into. the gym and get [ __ ] yeah I go to the. gym it's. like what doing here what a girl the. girls just look at the dude putting the. most plates on the bar and then is that.

like how they judge it like they have. gym boyfriends just like they have work. boyfriends what yeah they have guys they. have crushes on at the gym that's. [ __ ] crazy yeah I hate that man makes. me sick dude women are disgusting men. are loyal loyal as hell loyal as hell. it's czy I go there [ __ ] my Blinder. on dude [ __ ] no man that's why I go to. one guy me and a guy that's it me and. him now he might he might be up to. something but that's fine he might be. trying to get me that's fine everyone. slips he makes me do those [ __ ] hip.

thrusts to warm up every time really but. he listens to the podcast so he's heard. me talk about how he looks at my dick. when I do him ises he stare so he goes. oh he looks away yeah what the hell I've. done I've he listens to the podcast yeah. he's heard me say I go in there and I do. those [ __ ] glute Bridges and my. [ __ ] fruit cake trainer stares at my. little nub sticking straight in the air. now he looks. away I've never brought it up to. him you got to see him looking away Che.

my form you got to be yeah you look at. him like dude form check count form. check need a little squat little little. spot man spot me my can you lay. underneath me and do it for me so I can. see how this. works damn I would like to get tossed. around by my trainer Ferg that'd be nice. he [ __ ] me up see if give you some. juice I can't I can't juice take it to. the next level could be time dude I'm. right now I'm I'm I'm very into just. a little bit of stuff now I think it.

works 50 times better than this might. sound so stupid but it's like weed. caffeine I think I fig alcohol I figured. it out just a little bit dude but all of. them at once just a little bit and. you're just you're enhanced and you're. you wake up you're fine the next day. obviously I you know I stayed up for. three hours watching black conspiracy. videos on YouTube because I did have I. did pig out on the dark chocolate yeah. but that's a good day yeah good night. that was fun you know what I mean but. dude even with weed I swear to God it's. just you just need tiny teeny teeny bit. of it dude just a teeny tiny bit so.

you're just I'm Matt plus yeah but then. if I get two I got again actually I like. mble. XL I like Matt trip XX I'm dude I was. spazzing on caffeine for a while so now. i' I've T I've I've tit trated my. caffeine intake I've totally turned the. dial on the weed intake actually now. that I say that that night at Helium the. second night I was so [ __ ] high yeah. I don't know what I'm talking about I. was dude do you ever you ever have a. good. yeah but I swear it's more fun if I'm.

like just not dude I had to like I I. look I hear you I love a good getting. absolutely smashed night that's fun now. nine times out of 10 of those I feel. terrible about it the next day exactly. but when it was like like that was a. good night that was a fun night all the. Bros were there we all had a nice time I. I don't feel that guilty though all. those yeah it's not I don't I don't have. a guilt if I get like if I go and do. like spots at the Sellar and end up. getting [ __ ] obliterated on a Tuesday.

then I'm like gez I got to work on some. things does that make sense I don't have. a much of a guilt thing about it it's. just the physical effects that's what. really deters me but I will say I was in. helium and I was I was so Stone back. there that I was like starting to get. like like my whole brain was getting. kind of staticky where I'd be like you. started asking yourself like the. fundamental questions where you're like. so I'm here. yeah h do I even know these guys but.

that stuff that that would even get me I. would just go I got bugged out cuz I was. like I think I have a governor on the. amount of fun I can have and it's. significantly lower than everybody. else's because I'll just sit there and. just go I'm like I'm enjoying it I've. seen you I you're you're in your head I. don't know I've seen you let loose. brother I know I can't have fun you're. you're Mr responsible now used you used. to be king of the good times I saw you. have some good times that's probably. what it is I do have fun that's the. thing I do have fun but it's like it's. hard to explain I I just get like I.

think I was just I was just way too high. I was sitting in the back of a green. room and I started being like especially. on the way back I was going like so I'm. here now I definitely exist how did that. come about oh that's overwhelming to. think about and I just go shut it off. dude shut it off shut it down dude. you're way over Matt plus you're mat. plus plus plus plus dud we said we're. not going to get here anymore dude Mt to. the 10th yeah m i was Mt to the 10th you. to the 10th I was to the 10th degree I'm. like d dude you I like to the 10th de.

dude it was F I saw you drinking that. tequila I got very excited they got me. bro yeah you would have thought I was in. the fields the boys [ __ ] poking the. cacti yeah you're basically The Rock in. the tequila Comm I was basically The. Rock in that commercial picking up. gravel. going this is going to be good tequila. tequila does rule tequila does rule it's. very very. nice in terms of Hangover I think. tequila is my favorite of all of them. but but you got to careful you run into.

some problems yeah dude it's [ __ ]. exponential whiteclaw hangovers are. horrendous terrible dude yeah I woke up. one time bleeding you get your period. from if you have enough like M I woke up. I was. like yes I've done it before with. [ __ ] high noses I get you get like a. period hangover sucks mat I get period. hangovers. constantly dude take a [ __ ] the next day. like what the [ __ ] happened heavy.

fle dude white claw hangovers are. terrible white claw hangovers are very. bad I think they have like like a 0.001. gram of fentanyl in them or something. they have something cuz they're starting. to go down and then you think you'd be. able to drink 20 of them by the 61. you're like mouth is all dry you're yeah. yeah well that's good then you switch in. flavors you're like grab me white CL. what do you want like doesn't matter you. stuck with a lemon you're sitting there. chugging lemon Malt Liquor that's is. Right malted it's like malt well what is.

it it's like a malted thank you good. move dude it's like a malted just agree. we want Yes Men yes you're absolutely. right guys it's a malt something you. guys were right of course you knew it. yeah it's like malt what is that sucros. Noah look that up sucrose yeah whatever. sucr yeah I think socr whatever that. stuff is man I it doesn't I I was. pounding High NOS you get so [ __ ]. thirsty they're billies they pretty. tight they're pretty tight but dude just. some a guy like me dude out in the field. with the Mexican Bros tequilo on the.

Rocks man yeah splash of soda splash of. pineapple I'm being honest not much. tequil on the Rocks action really it's. pretty much a mix like you had a pretty. fruity looking. drink I wasn't going to do it I going to. let you steal Valley like me I going let. you steal rocks dude don't keep the lime. just give me about like8 ounces of soda. and about 4 o of pineapple juice try to. completely mask the taste of the. probably like five or six Bud Lights. throughout the course evening you know.

nothing else is that Shan plus that's. Shain plus chain plus about the fifth or. sixth one. yeah I hit dude I was mad to the 10th in. bed in bed just [ __ ] every cell my. body vibrating from the all so much weed. and dark chocolate because that's what. happens with me the alcohol allows me to. go further into the weed because it like. takes down the CNS my central nervous. system chills and it's and I just go. what's this I'm not getting anxiety. let's smoke smoke 10 times the amount of. weed I usually smoke until we get it yep.

and then it's like it wasn't even there. but the thoughts are disturbing me and. my body's not responding it's just. purely a Tron level in my mind where I'm. sitting there going like this is [ __ ]. up stuff to think about but it's all. right I'm the back of an Uber like yeah. man yeah it's pretty. cool yeah yeah that's a that's a weird. bugout to get into what's that your own. existence yeah and just. going yeah of course I definitely exist. I'm real. universe is how many billion years old.

Eternal okay that's [ __ ] weird I'm. made out of Eternal energy that's been. probably a bunch of other stuff before. me pretty cool I guess if I think about. it oh boy I guess that is neat boy oh. boy no you just got to get some Bud. Lights. dude be like this song's the best song. ever start me up that's it dude yeah. true don't stop me now cuz I I told you. a good time I'm having a.

[Laughter]. ball well I told you with alcohol I like. I start to shut down just like my I. start getting like I catch myself. missing words and [ __ ] and I'm just like. yeah can miss some words but if it's. just alcohol I don't it it starts. getting. like feels shitty. like you like it it's fun yeah but if I. can throw the weed in there then it's. like I hit the zone and I I don't think. I've seen you just. drink yeah no I don't think ever I've. done it before I did in Australia that.

whole time I'm sure yeah austral just. the booze it was a lot of booze I didn't. have my guardian angel I have Santa. Maria flowing around in me dude yes. surely just get drunk and I huh getting. drunk and seeing those bats was probably. as cool as it gets dude that was about. as fun as it [ __ ] gets dude sure. there was some negative experien as well. but the the bad Sig. sigs sigs getting drunk smoking sigs and. trying to load up a tree with fruit for. bats and not having any idea how fruit.

bats work yes pretty fun that was. awesome that was that first experience. with the bats was as sick as it gets. they were huge they size of Gardini ah. for real a bunch of badis flying around. they. were godo you're a bit of a fruit. bat defend yourself fruit bats better. than horses no chance that add it to the. list no chance there is a there is a. cool bat I saw recently though you ever. see the Hammerhead bat no sounds pretty.

awesome looks like it has a moose head. it's giant I'll show you a picture I'd. like to see it yeah pull it up please. and we'll slide that over please bring. that up there's no product like Lucy. Breakers the only nicotine pouch with a. surprise inside Lucy breaker's tiny. capsules break open to unleash a burst. of flavors like mint mango Berry and. more gas or get a stronger and longer. lasting flavor in those gas station. Brands the hell. all right oh then those gas station.

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just been laying at home eating cookies. the week between you know Christmas and. the New Year's the doldrums get all. these guys yo dude it looks like no one. you like this looks like a [ __ ] horse. dude thumbs down on the bat looks like a. moose oh I've seen these guys that thing. looks. crazy yeah that think's pretty tight. it's true it's a real animal Snopes had. to look it. up yeah it's a good bat see the bats are. freezing down in Texas way are they.

really yeah they're dropping is it Texas. super chilly yeah Texas got a little. chilly too really cuz the winter stor. yeah that's not good they'll be back I. feel like those guys will never they'll. be they'll come back it's sucks for them. yeah are we getting uh are we getting. chilly what's going on here everything's. [Music]. cold what's up with the weather the. weather keeps getting cold the weather. is so cold right now I will say again. every year you forget every year I. forget how shitty the winter is it sucks.

dark it's never the sun's never up it's. always [ __ ] DUS yeah or Dawn it's. Dawn the whole morning sucks I'm in the. depths this is my depths although I will. say this is my most gleeful winner yet. usually I get real by my birthday dude. I'm staring at a cake just like what the. [ __ ] dude I don't even know how old I am. I'm so excited for summertime oh bro I. can't [ __ ] wait what are you going to. do just I I literally once once the Sun. starts getting warm I lay outside and.

just soak it all up like when the sun. first breaks on that first warm day this. has been first warm day does rule dude I. literally go upstairs I obviously have a. roof deck not bragging and I lay up on. it and I just sit there for as long as I. can take it and just let the sun Scorch. me Let the Sun have his [ __ ] way with. me dude yes sweet Apollo Apollo I've. been missing you so. much you know what I also like I do like. the first cold day first time it's a. little brisk in the morning when you. know football time when the Fall's. coming yeah here come the Irish they're.

going to look so good this year I do I. do like that first day of a sweater yeah. no they might be getting a honk at. quarterback dude I want you to take a. look dude a new one yeah well there. could be a honk coming in we got a honk. coach a dream boat of a coach just say. it's more of a dream boat but yeah we. might have a honk quarterback coming in. Hartman Hartman transferring from Wake. Forest hopefully he transfers wait dude. when you see this boy really you're. going to say can you imagine him isn't. your isn't your quarterback pretty hot.

right now no really he also transferred. he left Harman from Wake Forest that's a. honk dude that's a honk can you uh hold. him up to me hubba hubba is Right fruit. bat let me. say oh my God can you imagine him in his. golden helmet. dude oh my God can you imagine yo dude. you see him with a thick beard it's. [ __ ] Jack too. oh my God if he doesn't come to notame. I'm going [ __ ] model I'm going to be.

so sad oh my god dude I mean what do you. think what kind of power do you think. that guy would get on you he thrusted in. that's what I'm saying this college boy. do you think he'd be honestly you think. he'd be a little bit sensitive or you. think he'd be Whatchamacallit you think. he' just slam it in I think I mean he. looks kind of like a party boy I think. he might slam it in me I think head. coach Marcus Freeman would be a little. more. for you look at this. dude yeah it's crazy it's crazy he looks.

like a [ __ ] Gladiator he does he. looks like crixus the Gladiator but he's. still has fun on the field he rolls his. jersey up so you can see his. belly. o if I could get my hands on the new. quarterback at notame Hartman Sam. Hartman please transfer Sam Hartman yeah. that'll be tight please transfer but if. he's bad I'm going to be first nothing. worse than a pretty boy that's not good. yeah why don't you stop worrying about. your looks. I'll beon godam I'll be honest I'll.

tweet at him you should I say you. [ __ ] fine ass. freak oh what your big ass dick throw. off your swing dude when you're throwing. the ball come on dude give me an ugly. guy just launching it I don't think. who's the ugliest quarterback ever I. feel like has there been any who have. been like a complete yeah there's been a. couple. messes wasn't the hottest dude uh. Carson what Carson Wentz yeah ah you.

guys are being hard arm what the hell. are you talking about Carson Wentz I. thought he was [ __ ] Carson went isn't. the worst yeah dude Andrew Luck wasn't. that. handsome dude Andy Dalton no Andy. Dalton's handsome why cuz he has red. hair don't be mean to the fruit bat the. sweet GIS dude what are you talking. about Carson went Caron is handsome dude. like American hero he looks like a hero. look like a troop dude it's like the. heater who's the heat meiser from from. uh Rudolph you ever see him that's what.

Andy dton looks. like I can't. that's I've never seen a QB who a fine. white boy I wouldn't go I've seen Sam. Bradford take some rough pictures he's. got a sometimes he looks. crosseyed really um people give Eli. Manning a hard time oh yeah the Mannings. the Mannings aren't the most handsome I. like those boys they have a distinct. look that uh Payton's [ __ ] play game. boy they could play the game these guys. all look the same now that I'm getting. into it it's like Eli Manning looks.

exactly like Carson. Wentz they I might they might have wear. hel they might have clones out here I. think they are. clones they could be cloning they could. be who I'm trying to think I can't think. of any other. quarterbacks Joe Montana was obviously a. honk Mont I mean that's Joe Cool was Dan. Marino didn't Dan Marino D Marino is a. bit of a honk dude he's an Italian. Pittsburgh hunk dude damn D Marino's hot. as hell [ __ ] dude [ __ ] ugly there's no. there's no ugly quarterbacks Jo bur Joe.

Burrow's a hunk boy that's the finest. white boy I ever that's a fine ass white. boy who was the quarterback for the. Buccaneers I said Trent dfur is that who. that was D is the Buccaneers Trent dfur. as he got older got a little rough. looking. yeah let me see he looks when he's. playing yeah Trent deler is looking all. right he's a fine man I. don't honestly if this dude pulled up on. a construction site and some like tight. Wranglers people like damn that guy get. yeah Matt Ryan's not ugly though he's.

goofy looking n there's dude there's not. I I think we've stumbled upon I don't. think there's an ugly quarterback it's a. handsome position that's what I'm saying. for. sure they're the. superstars yeah I mean yeah again Matt. Ryan dude if this guy was selling you. Insurance dude you'd have to keep one. arm on your wife's wrist at all. times yeah I tried I this is like a this. is like a gorgeous man in an office this. a guy who was in an office setting he'd. be a gorgeous man oh.

yeah that must be tight being a hot man. in an office who's Jeff Saturday he's. the coach of the Colts now he played. center for the Colts he's not that bad. looking no these guys are all pretty. what is happening dude what why are they. all handsome I don't know's actually. kind of [ __ ] ugly Patrick Mahomes you. think so true he's got a bit of a muppet. look to him that was the guy who who do. you play for you can find hot pictures. obviously Chiefs right now had a you. think he put on a headband headband and. fool us like damn it's actually yeah.

he's kind of [ __ ] rough looking. that's the first picture that comes. up he's squiding in the sun dude well. that's fine he's squiding in the sun he. looks like an athletic 11-year-old he. does look like a little tiny boy which. oh what's his name in the pants suit uh. from Arizona dude Patrick Mahomes looks. like Elijah Wood he looks like Elijah. Wood Oklahom Kyler Murray is he hold. on dude you're telling me look at that. dude that's portrait mode on the iPhone. that's a nice picture dude doesn't he.

doesn't he kind of look like I might be. right what Kyler Murray is not that. attractive who's that the guy who wore. the pants suit what's his name Kyler. Murray you're just not attractive to. black guys no that's not true dude he. was not sexually attracted to black man. Patrick Mahomes was not come on. dude don't you. dare that's what I don't like about. first off look at him. Kyler he's got a flat head.

dude Hammerhead heuck flat. head and himmer head ass. bat dude I'm not wrong Kyler Murray's. that's the ugliest one so far so far how. is he how I don't think I don't think. African-American quarterbacks are ugly. that's not true I didn't say you thought. I think Jaylen Herz is attractive I. think Michael Vic was attractive oh bad. boy like that hold let me see Michael V. Micha was a bit of a hunk dude your. sexual preferen is your sexual. references you don't you know what I. mean I let Dante Co pepper get it big.

dog big dog getting after it kind of. thick to yeah Michael Vic boy Michael. Vic thick to killing all those dogs I. would love it dude damn that'd be so. crazy if he brought you there and you'd. be like oh my God what are you doing. Michael Mike this is bad we shouldn't do. this and he grips you off. like [ __ ] did he get arrested he got. arrested for that right yes damn dude. you think jail you think he scrambled on.

the cops. little he broke out of some. tackles the best was ESPN running an. article that said what if Michael Vic. was white and they White faed Michael. Vic that was on ESPN that was on ESPN. that's what they think he'd look like. yeah they said what if Michael Vic was. why did they do white face on Michael. Vic they were running an article saying. what do they think would we be as racist. to him if he was white and they just. literally that's an ESPN article dude he. would if Michael was white he would have. got shot by a firing squad for killing.

dogs. yeah. Matt dude if I couldn't agree more yeah. dude that's crazy white guys kill a dog. the whites will round them up dude the. whites dude if Payton Manning was. running a dog fight operation he would. have been [ __ ] yeah are they saying. like they went harder on him because he. was black d dog dog figh thing that's a. kind of a nuts that's a nuts scenario. although if Michael Vic was white he. would be considered the greatest. quarterback of all time if he was.

running like that as a white guy every. single person would be like dude he was. the best at yeah oh my God how was his. arm though was his arm didn't wasn't. Cannon was cannon cannon so what the. [ __ ] the beef he went to [ __ ] jail. he killed a bunch of. dogs he was [ __ ] fighting him him and. his friends they're fighting him having. a good time see who the strongest dog. was to be fair they should if they're. going to this is a nice little thing we. should do rather than putting a dog down. they should let it fight to its death. you know what I mean oh man it' be the.

most tragic [ __ ] ever but you could give. him like think about sha diesel on his. last legs big doses dude big doses of. like painkillers and stuff is shoot them. up full of like opiates and meth and. just let them tear each other they won't. feel it let him just go out and a blaze. of glory yeah I'm just saying you know. that's one that's one Road to. Redemption I don't want to lose any. other great quarterbacks to that kind of. entertainment it would be nice if a. white quarterback went down for killing. F yeah if Andy Dalton went down did a.

compound dog fighting be awesome yeah. it'd be awesome and he was like guys. these dogs were going to die they were. sick they were sick you guys were not. built the same dogs you know I had to. drown and electrocute the. losers I had to do is that what they did. they were doing some wacky stuff they. how how do they do it they put like a. like a toaster in a pool hanging them up. on trees and [ __ ] they got a little. Rowdy with these dogs what yeah where's. he from Virginia Beach Virginia Beach.

yeah him an. AI think AI ever peep the dogs at all. I'm sure you seen a couple canines. couple canines go at it that's it is. crazy though for that to be like a. normal part of life for you and then all. of a sudden you get like bigger than you. ever could imagine you get a house and. you build a kennel like dude now we get. to really dog fights all that [ __ ] in. the backyards that was fine now we're. doing it dude that the jodo leagues he. was like guys we're ready for the jodo. leagues it's it's time. and the door gets kicked open and. they're like everybody get the [ __ ] out.

the ground what do they have like a. welterweight where it's like Chihuahua. versus Jack. Russell's unfortunately in dog fighting. there's I don't know if there is weight. classes like that I think they toss the. Jack Russell in with the big guys oh no. yeah those are training dogs they toss. them in cuz I'm pretty sure it's pit. bulls AAS. Shepherds what are those dogs called. bait dogs what for real yeah they toss. little dogs in to get the pites like. mean cuz they will bark don't their own. size yeah they will bark they don't know. their own size damn look at the dog the.

dog fight lit dude yeah toss them in. dude I'm about to make it how do how do. after like two of those are you not like. all right this is crazy stop yeah if you. saw one i''d be like damn that was. [ __ ] sad yeah dogs get treated. differently down south though yeah dude. like so many of the rescues come from. the south like I think 80% of the dogs. don't look don't actually no look this. up I think 87% of dogs in. are tied to like an old cloth line 365.

days a year and get beat by the entire. family and nobody feeds them I think 85%. of the dogs below the Mason Dixon line. are tied outside new Civil War you could. be the new Abraham linoln yeah I should. be you could be emancipate bar. clamation how do they keep doing it the. Emancipation bar. clamation. yes and back to business back straight. back to business back to business it's. time yeah brother I'll tell you what man.

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been I I think we're going to get. slammed in history cuz it's like there. there was a guy on Rogan basically being. like they're slaves making all the. lithium batter and [ __ ] and everyone's. kind of. enjoying basically slave labor currently. I think they're going to look back and. be like wait they were just like letting. people St I think some I think someone. dies of starvation every like seven. minutes or something yeah so I think. they're going to be like that wasn't the. nicest of everybody in the world just be.

complaining be like I ate too much again. my belly hurts some guys I don't even. want Taco Bell but I'm going to order it. some guy on the other side of the. world's like my belly hurts too but from. different. stuff belly hurts dude I think we're. going to look back on that and go that. was tough no why are your eyes so big. sharing information yeah what you got do. you guys want to guess how many people. die each day from starvation I'm going. go 15,000 in the world 15,000 maybe.

Shane I'll stick with Matt I like that. 25,000 people including 10,000 children. so 15,000 adults die every day of. starvation and 10,000 kids. yes yikes God it's a tough way to go. yeah and then there's like a whole bunch. of people who aren't dying aren like. literally dying from it but are like. being yeah 3.1 million children die a. year of. starvation geez man man that's pretty. bad nearly half of them under the age of.

five oh terrible. terrible I'm telling you I didn't even. get extra chicken in my [ __ ] sweet. green that's what I'm saying yeah I'm. pretty sure three meals a day is. complete bull I don't think you need. three meals a day at all it's complete. fabrication yeah I've been trying to. rely as much as I can I'm a unit and I. don't eat three meals a day yeah you you. actually I I would say I probably eat. more than you yeah drink a lot yeah true. going through the. calories I drink a lot I've been trying.

to rely strictly on my inner signals to. eat really when your stach when it's. time to eat youat yeah when it's time to. eat I eat I'm not just going to eat. because it's like 9:00 alth I do eat. sometimes just like I'm bored I do it. all the time I'm trying to stop I'm. trying to just rely on my inner signals. for as much stuff as possible yeah it's. my right now inner signals appolloni and. state that's what I'm working with right. now aonian State yeah that that's just. when you like choose to put the not not. a delusionally positive spin on things.

but you identify if you're just being. negative for the sake of being negative. if you are being negative to try to be. negative yeah not even to try just to be. like yeah is this is this negative. interpretation of the event some sort of. automatic thing I'm putting on it or. it's just just like you know cuz you. don't want to do two Rose Colored. Glasses but there was a lot of times I. catch myself being a [ __ ] just a brat. for no reason being a little Grimace. Auto brat I go into Auto brat mode where. I'm just like yeah I did it the other. day takes I let you guys know when I'm. in brat mode I tell you I got being a. [ __ ] douche about this there's an.

issue that I'm mad about I know I'm. being gay about it yeah but just let me. do my thing this is it I'm going to come. out of it sorry I'm telling you about it. it's gay I'm telling you about it yeah. but you need to do that though cuz I can. come out and say well you're that's. actually the case and you go what the. hell turns out [ __ ] every once in a. while yeah it's nice to get some. affirmation yeah you need it yeah you. can it's pretty nuts I mean if you think. about it if you didn't talk to anyone. else ever you'll just [ __ ] completely. lose your mind yeah pretty crazy hey. yeah keep it [ __ ] down out there dude.

God yo the news is. on God damn another one we keep chugging. along brother but yeah no I uh that'll. be a big one they're figure negativity. negativity is yeah you they get you yeah. you got to bring it up yeah they did. that's there's a whole [ __ ] what's this. guy's name Marty Seligman I think and. that that was his whole field of study. was like figuring out basically that. people to just negative interpretations. of events and you become that becomes.

your autopilot of how you interpret. everything that's happening to you and. they're saying like overwhelmingly those. people become clinically depressed yeah. but then they they're saying like you. can the appolloni and state is going. wait a second I don't have to be. miserable about this or like basically. knowing that things aren't permanent you. can be like well yeah this sucks but. this won't be permanent that's the. that's apparently the Hallmark of people. are clinically depressed they go and. it's never going to end and it's like. you're just making you're literally. making that you have no idea you no idea. yeah exactly until it doesn't and then.

you die and then it passes exactly. eventually it passes it does yeah I've. been less and less rattled by death as I. get older like significantly less. rattled by. death I mean again obviously if like. someone came in with their gun I'd be. scared yeah like it used to like get me. in my quieter moments being like and now. I'm just kind of like yeah man I'm. [ __ ]. yeah for sure one day I'm G to. yeah you know what I'm saying I get sad. about other people I'm more sad thinking.

about you dying than me you really. that's a sweet kind of bummer yeah it's. a bummer thinking that you're going to. be [ __ ] dirt someday yeah I might not. you'll never die you think you might. upload you might get a clone dude might. get clone that might be like he was on. to something we've got to say did you. hear emancipation bar. clamation build a time machine bring him. back bring him into the future you're. going to submit you're 23 and me they're. going to say take that one that one. that's going to be a they're like a.

little like futuristic bi biological. technology in a metal. briefcase some guys have to fight people. off the subm machine dud we got to recre. we got to recreate the proclamation. Proclamation whoever came up with that. where the robots have taken over only. the best sense of humor can stop. them who's the guy who said emancipation. bark clation. golly I'm telling you man God I was.

telling you I was telling you on the way. over here if you think about it how much. better than silence is this podcast it's. so much better than silence it's for. real it's so much better than silence 50. although silence can be tight but it's. silence is you got silence is tight if I. don't have a grumbly belly and [ __ ]. breathing. weird then I I need it dude the second. so I'm sitting or standing all day the. second I lay flat my stomach is just. I'm just laying there just like Jesus.

[ __ ] Christ the crang starts talking. dude the crang starts talking over here. you'll hear something on the side you'll. hear something down there it's so. [ __ ] big you hear them all over the. place it's for us it's echoing it's so. loud dude I lay down at night it's just. animals screaming bro that that' be. funny if you're like gut floor were like. that big like the cells are probiotics. like little slime Sockers just. how nice is slime soccer I'm not sure I. know what slime soccer is you guys never.

played slime soccer on the on the. desktop where it's like you're a little. looks like your little Gumdrop and you. can play soccer against other people or. the computer and you just go forward up. and back no let me take a look dude take. a gander at slime soccer I still every. now and again will play that game. against computer I mean I'm pretty nasty. but dude slime so and you can no know. what it is you can play again someone. where you play on one side of the. keyboard they play on the other side I. don't remember this bro slime soccer. give it a look if it's you and another. person I try to get Britney to play me. in it all the time she's like I'm not.

playing this I think there's the there's. the Direction buttons and I get like. aswd I'm got my fingers on there just a. girl who loves soccer and slime yo bro. I'm might get that the hell is that no a. classic t-shirt just a girl who loves. soccer and slime are they talking about. the young slime gang I don't know all. day I think about dude there's so many. of these all day I think about soccer. and slime what kind of slime are they. thinking about the [ __ ] is this they. trying to break into my laundry and. steal my slime what is this [ __ ].

world we look at this Soccer Plus slime. equals life just saw that what the [ __ ]. is this what is that can we get to the. bottom of that place I don't know slime. play soccer make. slime what like a Nickelodeon I don't. know dude we got to get to the bottom of. that you remember when like in High. School when all the girl teams had like. [ __ ] mantras on their jerseys like. cheerleaders do it in the. bach volleyballs players do it on the. hard wood like yo dude what the [ __ ].

these are girls bro [ __ ] whes you. guys going to you guys going to the. regional tournament on the old. Island what do you think about that what. do you think about that you get the. bottom of soccer and. slime what what the bottom of what. figure out what the [ __ ] that means. soccer and slime means it has to be a. game related I don't know it has nothing. to do with the game game related what. the hell it has nothing to do with the. computer game it's definitely not slime. soccer dude only the [ __ ] truest of.

the true know about slime soccer on Etsy. there's an entire section of soccer. slime things I'll find us in two seconds. Jes what are soccer and slime meaning. two seconds watch this guys this is how. he use the net soccer field. slime I don't know what the hell this. means [ __ ] just telling me shirts for. skins oh cuz I oh hold on I got a good. one I just remembered this from seeing. green slime what you got it was during. the Christmas game I was able to put on.

the Nickelodeon version of the football. game you guys ever see the Nickelodeon. broadcast what is that the Nickelodeon. broadcast the football game the NFL game. and they include like like as soon as I. put it. on I was sitting with Phil so that was. very fun I got to trick Phil nice got to. put on the Nickelodeon slime football. game and so like when someone scores. they throw green stuff all over the. field it's fake it's all you know. filters and [ __ ] but the first thing was. like there was just a Santa Claus at. wide receiver and he like ran around and.

I could see my dad like what the. hell what is. this a player would score they' throw. slime all over him so pays to broadcast. the game and slimes everybody yeah who. watches that field goal becomes. SpongeBob kind of quiet yeah too you can. keep watch the game and keep your kids. was pretty enjoyable that's kind of nice. I like the animated Santa running around. on the field yeah dude but it was nice. to see Phil on all the player like. introductions were like cartoons of the.

players he probably thought he was. [ __ ] losing. it going I mean he has been like out of. touch with like Graphics you know I mean. when he watches football it's not what. he used to what he remembered he. starting to get like what the hell is. this cuz it's all it's like a you know. like Fox football is like a robot like. yeah I I was telling someone too it. looked they looks more like video games. used look more like the game now the. game looks more like video games it's. kind of weird you're exactly right it's. kind of has anybody figured out slime. soccer I find anything about what do. women like about slime and soccer I mean.

bro my mind's trying to figure it out. and I'm going Matt Matt chill Matt chill. it's definitely not what you're thinking. Matt chill and why is the slimes and. rainbow. stuff it it what the [ __ ] is I clicked. it and it took me to. India okay there we go I clicked the. link and it said I couldn't purchase. that in the United. States women soccer and SL. I mean it's what happens when women play.

soccer bunch of slime bunch of [ __ ]. [ __ ] you want green. [ __ ] I don't know what the hell they're. doing bro yeah we've run this thing's. done where we at we [ __ ] killed it. though 56 that's good that's perfect we. did it bro huh yeah we got to do ads. We'll add ads which one do you think's. patreon I think first one this is this. is the [ __ ] real deal this is the. this the true one one was patreon this. is the I think this is the real I like. it I think I mean the first one was.

great don't get wrong first one's more. of a slowburn longer time if you know. what was the first one an hour. 20 we'll give that to our patreon. listeners it's more time we give them a. nice treat again really we're they we're. just trying to defeat our listener. silence everyone gets all high fluting. with like oh we're going to we're going. to take forget all that dude you can go. learn stuff wherever yeah but we're. going to just let you this is basically. just. going excuse. me we're whistling in your mind dude. you're [ __ ] doing the thing and.

just yeah you don't want to you don't. want to strain yourself with like a ton. of facts and knowledge don't do that I. do it all day to myself it's not fun all. day all I'm looking up is facts and. knowledge I seek knowledge facts about. all the Clones dude what about all the. damn clones who the hell dude is mean is. Megan nallan is Megan the stallion a. clone Tina. Turner yes she is Tina Turner. they is get out of there who who's who's.

doing the cling Hollywood dude Hollywood. P the Jo. Hollywood I don't know to be fair Mel. Gibson who's doing the cling uh it's all. like corporations in Hollywood and stuff. but a lot of J it's to push the it's to. push uh product it's to push to make. black women buy products they use black. women to push products so white women. buy. them yeah that's what they're saying.

that's what this one guyy is saying I. don't mind I don't know again I got an. open mind dude maybe it's wrong you know. I don't know yes maybe it's wrong but. either way we don't we'll get it someday. we'll figure it out we're going to get. to the bottom of this we'll get to the. bottom but until then all I can think. about is slime and soccer yeah if you. want to hear about clones go to the. [ __ ] Petron yeah if you want to. learn hear if you want to hear about. cloning if you want to get the ultimate. breakdown on Tory Lanes bro dude my. YouTube is nothing now then nothing but. uh. def criminal defense attorneys now. breaking down famous cases it might be.

some of the best YouTube it's so fun. it's very fun they sit there and they go. let me tell you something he's not going. to do 22 years I'd bet a thousand but. he'll do maybe a year yeah yeah all. these guys he's going away for 22 years. no he's not no he's not he's not no dude. criminal defense attorneys YouTubes are. pretty tight I've never even I've never. even considered that yeah I mean so they. just sit there and [ __ ] talk about. how their gu's not in trouble well they. go by the evidence they go gunshot. residue that [ __ ] gets on everyone. around the gun and DNA is actually.

really difficult to get on a gun. fingerprints next to Impossible because. of all the oil and [ __ ] on the gun so. you have oils on your finger oils on the. gun the prints it when they say there. was no prints on the gun meaningless DNA. evidence next to. meaningless gunshot residue you were. around where the gun was fired but. there's no way to prove you actually. shot it or it's weird Lee Harvey Oswell. didn't have any on his hands gunshot. residue that's kind of nuts cuz it does. it spreads everywhere m mhm if you're in. a car say you're in a car say like me. you and Gardini were in a love triangle.

and Gardini had sex with both of us and. we were fighting and then Gard shot me. in the foot we tossed him around or is. he little humping me oh he's me and him. would be like Magie. salion you better not shoot me in the. foot for acting up at the Kardashian. house the devil's Palace bro they had. they had black men's legs sticking out. of cauldrons there absolute. demons that's what Sean blazing did say. did he really I was going to say that's. a really good Sean blazington they got.

black men's legs sticking out of. cauldrons got to get the hell out of. Drake went in there and said I'm getting. the hell out you go in there in a. [ __ ] heartbeat dude blazing God. damn all right let's wrap it yep thank. you for listening to our podcast goodbye. shalom. [Laughter]. sh.