Ep 420 - The Future of Streaming is Now

wow wow. Wes. hello score one for. the what do you have over there is that. a special announcement yeah it's a very. special announcement I'm trying to find. the exact uh exact thing what is the. exact verbiage oh I think we just have. to do a uh we have to just mention the. we're doing a live on sale the thing is. on sale it's on sale right now yeah oh. hell at the beginning of the episode. which is right now perfect nice it's on.

sale the live event on sale yes what is. it it's a moment it's a live stream from. moment house what is it though what is. the show it's just a live stream it's a. it's a show it's a special show it'll be. a live podcast it's going to be a live. podcast streamed on moment house on. moment House filmed in New York City. it's going to be in New York City yep. and there's going to be some big special. guests yeah man we're working on the. guests y now that we've secured a date. today I think today we'll be able to. reach out and ask the gate or the date. should be if we get the guest if we get.

them we'll get somebody I'm sure we're. gonna get somebody good huge but the. date is December 14th December 14th. Chelsea Music Live on moment house is it. Chelsea musical yeah Jesus Christ I. believe they're 10 bucks it's 10 bucks. tiet that'll be fun dude yeah I thought. when they said pay-per-view I thought it. was going to be like $99 I like [ __ ]. dude this is so much pressure 10 bucks. so no 10 bucks when you see the guests. we get you're going to say I'm glad I. spent that $10 say whoa 10 bucks on a. flag out of your pocket 10 bucks is.

going to choose for itself to be like. hey 10 bucks get back here I I guess. I'll watch it yes [ __ ] I guess I'll. check this out but yeah that's going to. be that's the future streaming stuff is. the future they figured it out streaming. stuff is the future streaming stuff and. paying to watch stuff immediately the. present it certainly is the present dude. let's everything's streaming let's just. talk about. techology I went my I was back at my. parents house this week it's nothing but. cable dude it's insane.

K and it is so [ __ ] up Comcast terrify. Comcast just butt [ __ ] old people it's. just them speaking into the they pay 300. bucks to be like um put on on The. Sopranos uh what episode was that got. damn. it work this just put on. HGTV that's all my mom watches dude it's. unbelievable have I talked about this. before it's insane no it's just a.

[ __ ] lady it's girl yes we have it's. female porn oh okay it's literally a. woman coming in and being like this. house is fine but this is what you need. to do and the husband's like oh I don't. know honey and she's like this isn't a. democracy we don't talk like that I tell. you what to do and then a bunch of dudes. build stuff and a woman shows up and. it's like good job guys yeah it's just. 10 guys sawing cabinets in the front. yard it's insane like the team's working. hard well those shows also completely. warp people's minds as to like the.

actual timeline of construction projects. yeah cuz they watch those shows we have. 3 days to get the kitchen done it's like. bro it takes like four weeks it takes 10. years it never gets. done and they do houses and they're like. we sunk 100K we sold it for 500,000. every house you see is like it's worth. $900,000 my friend having trouble with. the contractors and their house is. taking for real two years it's been two. years dude of just remodeling I know. somebody who did this recently and they.

were saying like you know we had a a. contractor and they were like they can't. get anyone to work because of covid and. I was like if they were good contractors. they wouldn't believe in that kind of. stuff they get in there if they were. good with their hands they would not. believe in Co just the wax build up from. the saws all the time they be go what. yeah you don't want to work you don't. want to you don't want to contractor. that believes in science no not at all. you want a contractor that doesn't know. anything yeah just shows up and it's. just like all right is kind of right.

ended up but also ended up being kind of. right which is you know something as a. country we're going to have to walk back. and say sorry guys yeah I I I think. there is a thing as soon as you hit like. 48 ounces of like 7-Eleven coffee you. just get the truth they glimps true they. just glimps the at kosic records every. morning in their like F350 you just. listen to Nick. FES what the hell I don't think these. things are going to be that effective as. you say they are your fourth sonoko hot. dog at 9:30 in the morning you're.

like the Democratic parties are the. actual. races yeah we can rip that sink out uh. you want radiant floors you probably put. them in I mean it's not a big deal. radiant floors is the [ __ ] yeah heated. floors water pipes flowing through your. little floors I will say remodeling. housing remodeling houses is very. pleasing to the eyes it's pleasing to. the I like to see the end product who it.

is girl TV until the end product and. then that's for everybody you go I go. ooh that is nice I like that well. apparently Spud was telling me the. reality of remodels is it actually. destroys couples a lot of times of. course a lot of couples don't make show. it's always a guy that's like oh cuz it. is it's for women so the woman's always. right and the woman's like this is what. I want with the cabinets this is this. blah blah blah in real life if if there. were like no new cabinets that's going. to be.

the thing she wants is going to be an. extra like 50 Grand be like no you never. get me. anything it's it's a fight it's a fight. and it's also you know that that's a. tough position that's that's like Caesar. mode for wives too because then they. have like all of a sudden there's just. like a team of like yeah Hispanic. immigrants I'm not even going to say. Mexicans a lot of times Guatemala's and. Brazilians as well yes but it's like. they get the lure dude they're on their. Chase Lounge they just get like a.

six-month period they can just be like. move that there switch the sink yeah. just all fueled by a bank and then your. mortgage goes up by like 500 bucks a. month it's pretty crazy you can get to. be Cleopatra yeah for like four months. and be. like that spot on the wall I don't like. it call the painters in yeah the V Day. contractor like we're done [ __ ]. you I don't think I've ever heard of a. single remodeling that the contractor. wasn't a [ __ ] according to the.

according to the the customer here's the. thing a lot of it all depends I actually. we had a remodel on our house and it was. liter I'm not just saying this but like. they literally banged it out as fast as. humanly possible we had like a looming. pregnancy deadline which is a [ __ ]. nightmare yeah but yeah a lot of people. put uh unrealistic you guys living in. like a we were living in an apartment in. the hood for like 3. months dude what the [ __ ] are you doing. my pregnant wife was rolling off an air. go home you should have stay your.

parents no well we we did say that was. the escape plan if it went too long but. then it would have been newborn baby at. the parents house and dude women have. this n that can be nice that's what I. said it's nice to have the parents with. the newborn yeah but dude it's like [ __ ]. the they hate it but [ __ ] them oh my my. my parents would have loved it my mom. would have loved it my dad would have. loved it too the kids over at my house. have they're they're running yeah I mean. that's that's a lot of kids my sister. tries to bring four kids over here. that's a lot of kids and the parents I. can hear them they complain yeah.

especially if the kids just go and make. a big mess and leave the kids come in. and scream dude I was home for four days. it sucked I don't know how anybody's. around kids I can't believe people are. around kids constantly it's just. screaming yeah I don't get to watch my. shows we have to watch their show. they're big time TV Hogs I'm a TV hog so. it's a battle me but dude they won't. stop they won't relent if you neither. will I dude me me and Anthony go to war. dude.

we're just now introducing MAA to the. concept of turns and it [ __ ] her up so. bad she's it's her turn she's all like. happy I'm like she'll like I'm like no. it's my turn she's like she'll sit there. every two seconds like is it my turn I'm. like it's not your turn you have to wait. she'll learn all you have to do is take. subtle Digs at whatever someone's. watching you yeah you'll figure out how. to ruin someone's turn my girlfriend. knows not to decide what we watch we. used to do it to my sister with Animal. Planet we' just be like but she would. just dude 2 Ines from the TV hold down.

it was her Alamo she'd be on Animal. Planet feet touching the wall in front. of the TV watching like what the you. watching these guys [ __ ] jerk horses. off come on shut up come on yeah trying. to watch be and buad this. sucks I'm not afraid of you you should. be skip the stress and shop online to.

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they'll call a contractor and be like uh. when you come in like right now they're. like no we have like nine other clients. we'll put you on our schedule like how. long like three weeks and but the. problem is the contractor sound like Mr. Marsh if they show up like on a dime. like we can start right now typically. you got to watch that because if they're. not if a contractor isn't busy there's a. reason usually it's because either they. stink or they're a Shyer so a lot of. people just like get these cut these. guys will come in low no no it's.

typically not the case actually this. that's you got to watch those terms. though you got to be careful. Shyer is that what does Shyer mean it. sounds like a German word [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. I know we're on the contractors and I'm. going to derail it completely thank you. I've been. listening well if we're going to bring. up anti-Semitism dude I've been going to. sleep to [ __ ] if you're going to be. anti-semetic. I I've been going to sleep you know all. those those Jewish contractors yeah. working hard in your people Jesus might.

have been the last one I they gave it up. after Jesus Jesus Jesus was the last. honest Jewish. contractor go on dang it dude why' you. bat me into this dude you're ruining my. movement dude yes the. movement oh we watch you got to watch. Louis. throw I don't know what it's called it's. Louis thow on like forbidden America. forbidden America the right about like.

the these D it's so [ __ ] those dudes. are the biggest [ __ ] dorks on Earth. and we were watching The one dude Nick. Fuentes who's in the he's in the news as. of late because Trump he went to him. Kanye Nick Fuentes and Milo yannopoulos. are like hanging out yeah which. is I really do I think the internet's. just starting to like get like something. caught inside of whatever like mechanism. is just moving it all around it's. starting to get like lawn mower that's. getting clogged with grass like there.

it's just like nonsense like they're. just like Trump I didn't know I know now. I know who the guy is now I saw him Kan. Trump Fuentes is just like a completely. nonsensical yeah it is it's like that. South Park episode with Family Guy where. it's just. manatees it's just like what what is. this he's like oh my God guys Trump. yelled at me said I'd never be president. yeah uh [ __ ] I forget what I was going. to say sorry you watch it though it's. very wonderful yeah it's good it's very. funny watching uh yeah dudes just go and.

be like I'm not racist I'm kidding and. it's like they throwing up Roman salutes. they call they they refused to call the. Nazi salute yeah it's very fun when he. confronts the one guy oh but Fuentes as. a he's who's 18 years old at. Charlottesville he's probably like 20 or. 22 now 22 now according to that thing oh. in the documentary of 22 I think 23 24. Max yeah that him saying stuff to a. camera he's going to regret that so much. well what sucks at 24 you're you're like. still climbing this hill and you can't.

see anything on the other side you can't. see anything on I'm trying keep low do. not R you can't see anything on the. other side and you're just like [ __ ]. this is going to be so sick and he's. going to hit his 30s and be able to peek. what the rest of his life is going to be. and be like [ __ ] imagine I was a white. nationalist on the internet no imagine. if you so many view put a camera in your. face when you're were 22 was like how do. you feel about the world in politics. yeah.

I was I would have been in a house with. like a pile of oxycotton and cocaine and. been like this is where I was really. going down I'm selling prometh cuz I. think it's kind of. funny yeah dude it's it's a nightmare I. watch we watched him say that one thing. yeah of just being like the people in. the middle the he's like you're bit of a. fringe aren't you yeah he's like yeah. well the people in the middle are. [ __ ] it up maybe people on The Fringe. are the ones who are going to save us. that's when I oh dude it's 22y old d at. that it's 22y old brain it's the most.

profound thing ever it's just like maybe. The Fringe really is what the the main. the media system's broken it's also. funny for these dudes to be like it well. the yeah like the what is it white. nationalist the whole thing is like. we're being Ed we're getting replaced. and all this stuff it's also like dude. but at the same time it's like free. market capitalism's a way to be it's. like dude if a Mexican dude's better at. capitalism than you you can't all of a. sudden become like a weird type of. communist. true then it's like well it's tough.

tomatoes dude we got here this T and. it's like yeah dude yeah and now that. logically plays out where the lads will. replace you Lads are the lads I start. counter protesting he was mad will. replace us yes yeah all no immigration. none of that it's like dude good luck. good luck keeping a dude who like can't. find food out of here while you're. sitting there being like I don't know. I'm going to stream today people are. like people are kind of like reading too. much into my stream today meanwhile some. dude's starving he's going to get in. here's take your money dude it is what.

it is guy's family is getting. raped he's going to work pretty hard to. get them out of the situation they're in. you're sitting there being like I have a. problem with Optics it's like that guy's. going to come right in just suck your. bodyone Roman slw uh I have a problem. with Optics right now Louis throws at my. house dony bothering. me that was very funny though when the. dude uh when the other guy got like the. gamer guy got attacked beard beardson. man yeah he got attacked or not even.

attacked the guy was like dude did you. Chuck up a Nazi slute he's like [ __ ] you. man get the [ __ ] out of my house but. yeah the and the whole thing is like. dude I'm just dancing on the edge people. don't understand I'll be honest I. watched that and I was like dude do I do. that kind of stuff the whole time I was. like [ __ ] dude [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] we do [ __ ]. I'm [ __ ] loser that does hurt that's. what hurts but those are they're doing. it wrong we're good at it we're masters. of our craft we're Masters at it they. got greedy that's the problem also. they're kind of serious true they're. also having America First conferences.

yeah where they're on stage and in. Mustangs throwing Nazi salutes which. could be the highest form of Comedy if. they were joking if they're joking they. were if they were joking yes yeah that. is funny yeah well that I I do think it. does come at a cost of maybe destroying. America but true but the problem is this. is the thing that gets me is they'll get. caught they'll be like dead apparently. it look like they're serious on a thing. then get busted and be like [ __ ].

around yeah it's like dude if you're. [ __ ] around luckily I can just be. like dude I'm just an idiot yeah I'm a. dumbass yeah but it's like yeah it's uh. that was drawing I saw that and went. [ __ ] yeah maybe being an edroid is not. as cool as we thought it. was God damn it but again you know tool. fun messing around is fun yeah but yeah. as soon as if we can't what we can't do. is just start at an. organization soon as you start an. organization join the patreon. cribe but like don't really of course of.

course no it is just for bu shirts pay. us not an organization it is just for y. yes letting that be known I mean we are. actual comedians I like that we're. talking ourselves out of we're not. [ __ ] allright guys are we white. nationalists. [ __ ] no definitely not I'm I honestly am. and I'm not just saying this for the. Optics dude I'm I love immigration I'm. pumped on it I agree I think it's cool. you know I'd like to control the Border. a little can't just be letting [ __ ].

all these guys in you know yeah I like. to go down there and say you yes. you I might get a job down there might. get a horse on a horse down there yeah. Patrol the Border yeah it's just so. funny it's like dude we're going to have. immigrants to be like well we can't have. infinite immigrants like you're right on. that sir yeah thankfully there's not. yeah thankfully that's not going to. happen because you know we do have dudes. down there on the ponies being like hey. halt halt sir stop your journey ends. here at the go one damn how far did you.

go, 1500. miles that is a say goal line stand yeah. although I do get excited right stuff. him at the goaline pretty. hard I have heard Tales of uh I've. talked to immigrants and they tell me. they're like tale of getting into. America soor I touched the delicious. Pati my. foot I'd like hearing the tales of how. people got into the country that always. does excit yeah I hear about it I was. talking to someone who came in when they. were like a i I think like a six.

17-year-old girl and I was like Jesus. that's so scary that story no I don't. like it I was scared dude dony you even. dare you even dare you like about the. story dude don't you even dare dude. you're Rudin in the [ __ ] movement. you're Rudin in the movements we can't. start over either on this we have to. keep all the white nationalism. [ __ ] we can talk about whatever else oh. dude the big announcement dude the big. announcement is crazy that's that's. going to be awesome yeah I'm excited. about the Big B gu I almost blew it this. morning what do you mean I was in in bed. I'm such this I'm such a [ __ ] dumbass.

dude we have the big announcement to. make it's you know it's huge and I go. all right I'm going to get up tomorrow. morning at like 5:30 get a jump on. traffic and uh we had to wait that's why. I will not be in the patreon we were. supposed to be starting earlier I'm so. sorry about that I have to get on a. plane yeah shortly that's so I woke up I. was like I'm going to be on the road at. 6:00 a.m. if I get there an hour early. that's just what I'm going to do is not. a big deal and. uh but such a dumbass I didn't set an. alarm clock yeah this this is how this.

is truly how incapable of stuff I am I. like all of a sudden at 550 I'm I was. having a dream about being with my. cousins who all do like cool act like uh. Landscaping hardscaping work so I they. were like trying to figure out how to. chop chop down this tree that was. growing in a house and I have this Ryobi. POA that like for some reason it's in my. house and I've used it to chop stuff. down I put a hole in my back door with. it Cho branches. down every time these dudes were. building they'd be like out there.

[ __ ] with these branches like yo I. got a Ryobi POA if you guys want to. borrow it so I was like letting everyone. in this neighborhoods borrowed my R. Ryobi POA a big Co point of pleasure of. mine yes these guys had like sheer. branches off and they're doing it's just. it's just a great thing I have so in my. dream my cousins were doing this big. time job in my basement oh nice it. disassembles it it goes apart battery. powered it's [ __ ] disassemble your. weapon and. continue Gump why did you put that. weapon together so quickly private Gump. because you told me to so I'm in my. dream my cousins are scratching their.

heads they're scratching their heads and. they're like what are we going to do and. I was like guys I'm going to go get my. Robi P all be right back and I'm like. they're going to be so pumped on the. roobi P all my wife wakes me out of just. a blissful dream and I just wake up I. said babe she goes you got to get up and. I was like babe babe where are you where. are you babe it's dark in this room I. want to touch you she said babe babe. you're late and I was like oh my gosh I. woke up he said it's the podcast thank. you so much literally woke me up from. the best dream ever I well would I do. without you man I was out I would have.

slept into like [ __ ] who knows what. time if if you hadn't yeah I said. crushing traffic I was hitting snooze I. was like nice Matt's not here yet Matt's. not here yet fin I saw missed call 10. minutes before I was like [ __ ] he's. definitely outside for the last 10. minutes no I was barreling up the road I. was on the road at 6A I've been staying. awake too late at night playing Mount. And Blade Banner Lord oh F can't stop. [ __ ] rules it's insane dude yeah. yesterday I got done with set not a big. deal wrapped on series rap for.

Shane you're done yeah I'm out awesome. it's pretty cool though when you're done. filming a show they the producer yells. that's a that's a rap for Shane and. everybody claps in the room really you. go guys thank you for having me it means. a lot to me to me on here no Matt you. used to be all right what are you. talking. about. yeah oh yeah I'd get home I'd be out of. work you'd I'd come home you'd be. watching YouTube you'd be like check out.

miloop dude if you're going to slander. me get the [ __ ] out of my house the [ __ ]. out right now I got a live stream Sean. switch the camera I got a live stream. right now there's definitely a photo of. me doing a Roman salute there's got to. be no way sometimes they're funny when. you're drunk. and there's no pH Roman Sal I don't. throw Roman Roman salute better not. throw a Roman salute dude why I hope. nobody does oh man that was tough to. watch but there's also the thing where.

it's like I don't. know these are all it's just a I don't. want to get back on the topic but it's. just like dude these are dorks their. internet they're [ __ ] dude yeah. they're they're they're a result. of society they're not a they're not. changing anything they're just yeah it's. it's just people problem it's all of. everyone's belief systems got blown. apart now they're like slowly. reassembling and Aid. I think we're getting inoculated to.

demog though in terms of just like guys. can get up there and be like your kids. and like what the [ __ ] yeah everyone now. like a random dude can just hit the. Playbook of just like a a demagogue just. G start gaining a follow it's just like. a primal thing that like hits people we. have always had that what that like if a. guy gets on a [ __ ] stage and sounds. good yeah everyone in the room's like I. love that guy and if you're pissed if. you're already and most people are. pissed and like just utterly. disillusioned and the guy starts being. like you know what the problem is you.

know you're going to start being like. yeah I could see that yeah but you're. telling me I'm right every else is wrong. I kind of like the idea of that I don't. know I don't know what about that that. sounds good to me I was listening to. I've relistened to ghosts on the ghosts. of the osr again oh yeah boy dude don't. let the [ __ ] Fringe Bros take over. it's bad news yeah it's the worst news. ever listen dude it's about Russia and. Germany in World War II. saddest yeah it's the worst [ __ ] ever.

yes when the the atrocities when the. Russians came back are so bad and then. they're like yeah this is a Revenge you. guys did this and the Germans are like. yeah we did that oh it's bad dude there. just demolishing everyone get everyone. got raped really like indiscriminately. they were like when we got they would. get into towns and be like we're not. doing this for sex we're doing this cuz. we hate you guys rap Grandma's kids. everybody both sides everybody they're.

getting everybody yeah and they were bit. of a game of tag his tag oh man that. resulted in like yeah women being like. crucified to barn doors and [ __ ] then. they'd go to the next Village and do it. again yikes lines of dudes they would. rape them to death this is what I'm. going to sleep to rape them you can't. let The Fringe guys win dude no cuz this. is what happens the Bros yeah dude I. watched a uh how about that that's a. good part of the podcast that's a that.

is a good part just so you know in our. 80 years ago women were being raped to. death on the Eastern front he Jesus. Christ then what was what was like the. big actual has anyone pointed out the. big like is it just Financial pressures. that drives these countries into war or. is it just pure like a guy being like. this is the problem like how do they act. have they ever gotten down to how they. actually actually. start cuz there's like if a guy attacks. your country if you're like a little. like a you know you take it back to like. the year thousand and you're just. chilling in village and dudes start like.

kicking the walls you're like hey what. the [ __ ] yeah that's a pretty. legitimate get come on get the [ __ ] out. of here that's a pretty legitimate cause. of War but like when it goes because I. know they like isn't world World War I. don't they not really know why yeah. World War I was pointless yeah they. don't really know why then World War II. was just what like Hitler was just like. World War II was a result of World War I. gotta I mean that's how that's how. history Works everything everything's a. result let's run that back uh no yeah. Germany kind of felt like they got. [ __ ] I mean losing War I could see. feeling losing War so then you got.

millions of dudes coming home like that. was for nothing oh no everybody found. out that was for nothing and then they. were like wait who's at the top why. would we ever do that yeah and then they. took over and they were like all right. let's do that again and they it resulted. we're right this time yeah we're going. to we're going to invade Russia I mean. it is tempting I guess cuz then United. States kind of came out pretty good on. the end of world didn't it worked out. for us yeah didn't it come out pretty. good for old United States yeah all of. Europe got destroyed yeah the United.

States became the financial center of. the world world power that has been. dictating who is in charge of the world. pretty much it does make you feel good. every once in a while it makes me feel. good that America isn't is a as you know. it's as good as a [ __ ] Empire can be. compared to what those dudes were doing. 80 years ago is it was no good man it's. terrible it was literally the it's the. worst thing of all time I mean Vietnam. was pretty bad weren we just burn it's. not even [ __ ] close really no it was.

what was the worst of. Vietnam they would they would lose just. the Russians would lose more than we. lost in Vietnam every. day every day yeah more than we've lost. probably in Vietnam Iraq Afghanistan. everything combined daily for like five. years so numbers wise it was worse but. numbers wise it wasn't comparable not. even close not even comparable Jesus was. what was it like 20,000 day they' lose.

guys the Russia and Germany would lose. more guys in one battle than the US lost. the entire War yikes we lost 600,000 and. Russia was on our side back then Russia. was on our side just losing thousands of. [ __ ] dudes and then what why why did. it all fall apart why aren't we boys cuz. the way they were they were evil they. were pretty bad we it was evil vers evil. over there and we were just we were like. uh let's let these two kill each other. and then will invent rock and roll and. destroy the other evil one we killed him.

with the power of music true we did we. hit him with the guitar riffs like hold. on Elvis hold it shake your hips shake. your hips Elvis destroy them. Elvis wi they had witnessed nothing but. horrific atrocities they were like blue. jeans put down our sickles boys damn. imagine watching die hard after that too. that's what imagine watching die hard. after I thought you changing the subject. be like I was watching die hard I was. like good call good call no imagine.

catching die hard after that like that's. crazy that's so fake and they're like no. all the build building exploding all the. buildings blowing up into town I see. that jumping out of it yeah it's sucks. man America got pretty lucky but now but. it is it's got to be tempting because I. always imagine these like leaders of. states and societies like are very very. well-versed in history and like military. history they are really no you don't. think so I guarantee if you walked up to.

Joe Biden was like what what was the. Battle of KK yeah I guess so be like. what hey Tony boy [ __ ]. you yeah Donald Trump just be like. Donald Trump what year was you know not. that that's how that's not how you're. versed in history of course for sure but. I yeah I guess you're right but I'm. thinking of like there's definitely. dudes that are have their hands closer. to the levers I think if. def people knew more about history I.

think we'd be doing better yeah I guess. you're right cuz the way we're sliding. into [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] is it is. a little alarming yeah it stinks dude. only because if you know what could. happen which is that yeah which is. you're dead you're gone and then all of. your mothers sisters girlfriends and. wives are at home and a thousand guys. show up and chase them around and. they're laughing the women. ah kill me and the guys are.

like and then they raped them to death. Jesus Christ yeah yeah that was what. like stick a baby on a bayonet smash. it that that was what 80 you said 0 not. even 100 years ago 80 years ago so. there's people still alive yeah you you. people listening right now you probably. have a Grandpa or Grandma that's she was. born then she was alive during this be. even being alive like 30 years after. that is like enough to feel the effects. that's when all of our parents were yeah.

he yikes yeah that's why they're so. whacked that's why they're a little. wacky imagine this you're talking to. your friend on. FaceTime and you go to change your pants. and your penis is harder than it's ever. been you say excuse me you don't want. your friend to see that but as you turn. around and pull your pants down your. penis goes into frame on the FaceTime. and your friend's mom just so happens to. come over her shoulder and goes who are. you talking to and she goes what the. hell that guy's hard she's a medical. professional she go I've never seen any. seen anything like this in my 30 years.

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I did an absolutely a pretty evil thing. to my Dad we're talking and he was like. talking about one of his Bros and I. don't know just in the moment I was like. as he's talking about I'm like yo is. that guy gay he's like what yeah no you. want to do something bad dude I I was. like why did I do this this he. completely was just like no what the. hell started why do you think that I'm. like I'm just [ __ ] around and I can. see him just being. like how the [ __ ] is that funny I'm like. it's funny it is funny it's so funny C. your dude off guard just dude I'm. telling you when you're talking if he's. talking about any of his Bros be yo for.

real is that guy gay they'll [ __ ]. melt like what the [ __ ] are you talking. about cuz they instantly go what the. [ __ ] what the hell is going on what's. happening to me D I can't even hit Phil. with that anymore yeah I've used it. you've used it all up I've used it up so. many anytime the guy's on TV I'm like. you like that guy we'll be watching. sports we'll be like yeah he's good I be. like you want to kiss. him I'll be like yeah. Shane oo I'd like to kiss him isn't that. right like. yeah yeah my dad doesn't [ __ ] around.

about that [ __ ] being gay yeah you can't. if you're a man if you're an old man you. it's not even funny don't you [ __ ]. joke about it's not fun dude you want to. know gay I was watching White Lotus you. watch White Lotus I watched the first. episode bro last end of the last episode. vicious see I didn't see it you see the. first season classic butt [ __ ] dude. do you see the first classic dude on the. end of the bed on his knees bro they the. first season they had a guy getting his. ass eaten like graphic.

graphic and it was like a cliffhanger. where like you're waiting I was like I. wonder what's happening what episode was. that late yeah it was lateer on I didn't. see that dude oh my God Steve Z's [ __ ]. in it too who the guy the one the dad in. it in the first season the dad with the. girls oh he's he makes a return. apparently his penis is in season one I. didn't see it is it really I didn't see. I don't remember I must have blacked out. he looking for like cancer RS nuts early. oh yeah yeah now I remember yeah that. might that is currently I think the. funniest show out White Lotus might be.

the funniest show this this one's a. little season 2 is not that funny I only. saw the first app it's very. uncomfortable the it is funny it is your. style of Comedy too where everyone's. kind of scheming [ __ ] up yeah one of. the funnier things dude but it's uh. keeps you on edge it's very. uncomfortable yeah but every's [ __ ]. everyone's [ __ ] each other yeah cut. it out dude the guy the guy in the first. episode in front of the other dude's. wife putting a bathing suit on like. showing her his showing her his ass made.

me laugh very hard wait did you see in. the first wait which episode of season 2. yeah the guy's massive [ __ ] you thought. it was huge. Matt Matt what did you think when you. saw that [ __ ] I was watching my wife. dude how uncomfortable is that I was. watching with my girlfriend I said I. heard you guys I heard you guys talk. about that and when we watch she was. like want to watch White Lotus I was. like fine damn it I was like waiting cuz. I was like I knew there was a gigantic. hog coming and I remember Spud being. like you saw it from behind you can see.

it from behind you see it from behind. dude yeah I kind of I just kind of me. and my wife just both went Sil we both. went went silent and passed thank God I. thought it was a full frontal dong like. up front hand address it I addressed it. I gave it a beat I was like I didn't. even bring it up I didn't even bring it. spoiler for the guest yeah I didn't oh. yeah you see this guy you see the guy. from uh the Divergent series penis that. sucks too because that actually is I. believe you celebrity crush for my wife. she actually does like that dude cuz he.

likes he's in like a he escaped from. like the craziest realm of some famous. actor with a massive [ __ ] yeah bro that. might be fake might be prosthetic I. that's kind of the angle I'm taking I'm. banking on prosthetic I'm like dude. these weird prosthetic dicks are crazy. anymore but I don't know it probably. what if I should freeze when I go home. back home I'm going to analyze and. freeze it and just like match skin tone. yeah that was I mean but did he work. something up is the question it was. still pointing straight down yeah I. guess when your cock's that big you can. be pretty hard and have it it's too much.

weight things well it must be crazy for. that it's just like a hot rich guy. they're like look we have the scene if. we need help he's like no I actually. also have a massive dick and they're. like perfect it's got to be pretty uh. you know pretty annoying he does play I. was I was complimenting his acting I was. like he's Francis dude he's a good actor. he reminds me of Francis Ellis really. yeah there's Parts the way he talks a. little bit hard gu obviously Francis. isn't a scumbag no for sure well if. Francis had taken like more martial arts. cuz I know him more from the Divergent.

series yeah so it's like I know another. side Francis has martial arts if Francis. had more martial arts train that guy has. more of like a martial arts Edge wait. that guy does martial arts too he has to. dude dude I [ __ ] hate gu did you well. I'm saying did you see the Divergence. series of course not Matt what did no. number four that's his name he's number. four yeah dude he plays like wait is. what is Divergent diver. yeah dude you watch this [ __ ] yeah I. watched I watched all of them with my. wife I watched all them with my wife my.

wife fell in love with him he need to. take the power from your wife. dude that guy's penis is in it and it's. the star of the show. dude I'm not no spoilers. I yeah I mean he probably does. but dude I'm gonna find a picture of. this guy's dick you think you're going. to find the pick definitely that thing's. iconic bro it's I mean it's decent dude. it's decent the guy. the yeah yeah I think my wife is fond of.

him and she made it known and then it. was like I'm fond of him she said in the. very beginning I mean I like his undying. Allegiance in the Divergence series he. found. his dude Gardini he found it that's got. a little lift on it I don't want to. slander the man that's got a little bit. of lift Gard what do you think I it. looks like a. utter you can milk that thing that. thing's Preposterous he's lifting his. leg up pretty high too what's this guy's. problem I mean for real they should blur.

that stuff dude we we need some decency. dude yeah there's in this season I just. feel like nobody's putting America first. I'm about to go to the American Patriot. conference that will drive me to the. that guy's dick you know what the. Jews I will say this I watched a funny. there's a Kanye clip from Piers Morgan. that made me laugh a lot which one he's. like. Jewish Piers Morgan's like actually. Kanye that's quite offensive and he's. like oh is it quite.

offensive. je yes that guy's [ __ ] may drive me to. attend CPAC this year you might go to. CPAC might go to CPAC if you get if I. get out I'm going to storm off dude I. don't go in I'm going to go [ __ ] this. [ __ ] CPAC we're starting our own across. the street it's where we're going to be. even in more. cack yeah it is funny though to be like. Legacy Media is dying the new thing and. say Kanye West on beer more like.

[Laughter]. Jewish yeah man I think people can just. take it like people can take a nice. sabatical from information I think I. certainly have I've retreated back to. World War I and World War II it's good. honestly try I'll be back on the Civil. Wars shortly it's time for me to revert. back to the classics the absolute. classic yes I need to fall back in love. with ulyses. srant yeah that'd be that's that's. honestly a good move yeah I mean dude I. just I've talked about it 100 times but. I I can't imagine getting so ramped up.

on the internet and like being like I'm. actually shown up to the political rally. like dude when they were showing the. footage of Charlottesville it was like I. remember watching Charlottesville and. just laying on that it was I remember. exactly when it was and where I was I. was it was the day after we did a live. podcast at Helium where we were being a. little obnoxious yeah racially we're. having homophobic all that stuff yeah. and I was like this stuff's not going to. boil over we're just joking around and. then I was laying on the couch hung over.

watching Charlotte like oh no no I'm. part of the problem a little bit no of. course I'm not but and watching sh. everybody there is a complete [ __ ]. dork yeah and they they'd like throw. stuff at each other and we like nerd it. was all nerd spazzes to get away from. objects like where you like hunch over. and run as fast as you can to get like. bumping into [ __ ] trying to run away. yeah just watching like just they were. just ner particles bouncing off of each. other it's like no [ __ ] you guys they.

they just like grab trash can lids and. Collide it's a shame it is honestly it. is a shame dude there it's yeah they. shouldn't they yeah but how did they get. there that's saying that's what we got. to ask you can't you can't just be like. no those are Nazis no it's like dude. that's a he's desperate dude he's lonely. there's something going on now I'm. getting into JP I guess I'm telling you. dude it's for it's it's you can't make. excuses for the real deal dud or you're. one of them no dude these guys all of. them dude the the guys who were dressed.

in all black were like no I'm actually a. communist a communist guys were like. well I'm not really a Nazi but you know. like had a couple Roman loots what the. hell just colliding in it's a shame it's. it's an honest it's it has died down. though right I think so I feel like it's. died down I I think it's going to yeah I. think it was at a fever pitch back then. proud boys had it and Thena and that got. crushed that was like uh you know they. had their thing going that created a. power vacuum and now I think the Flint. man came in started filling it I think.

people just that's old though that is. old yeah I don't think people give a. [ __ ] about it really anymore it not it's. just going to start losing it's kind you. know it's going to start you watch your. documentary like that and you're. reminded of how [ __ ] gay that was for. so long yeah it was like three years. four years of just yeah five even a year. after yeah kind of is just starting to. stop the pendulum's finally swinging. back to the middle maybe everyone. getting grounded the whole country got. grounded for two years get grounded we. got grounded dude for 2 years we had to. stay inside we needed that dude we need.

now it's not good it's bad that it. happened but if you word it like that if. you word it as a grounding cool down. although during the cool down it was. kind of the worst it's ever been so it. was bad maybe the grounding was people. were struggling before and then they. lost literally like everything and they. had they had to sit in their home. completely unequipped to like deal with. their thoughts and feelings and had to. stop and they were just and then you. know most people lost all their money I. know exactly how to handle it dude Mom. and Dad's base that's theaa 2014 the. bomb shelter it was I wish I could go.

back dude might yeah that would be. [ __ ] can't I was to say yeah I might. take a I might ground myself for a year. you should buy buy like a piece of their. backyard and set up like a four story. Tower just look down upon your parents. just a real narrow structure I should. buy their house with an elevator I might. just buy their house and lease it to. them and find out what the ordinances on. on how many stories I can add to it it. like six.

stories dude my uh britty brought up a. decent point in terms of the student. loan relief she postulated the theory. and I actually think I agree with her. that it was all a ruse to go because. they did they signed you up they. approved Everybody by the way for. student loan forgiveness and then they. sent you an email like three weeks later. being like ah we were so close to G like. knocking $20,000 off these [ __ ]. Republicans blocked us and suprem it's. like there's no way their lawyers didn't. say like oh this is actually uncons yeah.

they just ran with I agree this is what. I think happened that's true I think. that's true they ran with it and they. dude imagine what that does someone's. like yo I'm about to get 20 G's knocked. off my loans like yeah [ __ ] the. Republicans blocked us Republicans. [ __ ] blocked it I think it was. [ __ ] I I think they knew that it. wouldn't happen this is the nonsense. dude this is the total nonsense damn. that's why we should go full Jubilee. they should do a full Jubilee just be. like. that's dude it's good it's a good move. every seven years the Jews had a thing.

where they were just wiped Debs everyone. like all right [ __ ] let's all start. over that's not you can't do that let's. all start from scratch do the Jews did. it it worked for them they would be like. let's Jubilee when when like 600 BC yeah. 600 BC there's like 10 of them and three. of them died every seven years they. would all be. dead they back down yeah sure I think it. what it was like another we're all. living in [ __ ] mud Huts yeah be like.

[ __ ] it wipe it they' be chicken just go. try to find some food yeah well nowadays. yeah everybody would just never pay. until seven years I mean imagine trying. to track down your money you be like. where's that guy again like yeah he. moved he's gone he's no he's a mile away. we'll never find him he might be dead. yeah yeah dude the. um yeah I guess that wouldn't really I. don't know but then I think it I don't. know would it work you could wipe out. student debt like the economy wouldn't. collapse it would I think it might if. you wiped out student debt yeah I think.

all of us that's like all of our. country's money student debt I think. doesn't everybody have like yeah tons of. money in debt couple hundred thou like. that's kind of sick though that if you. think about it if you think about it you. might complain about your student loans. but if you think about how rich that. makes our country it's like how about. you just shut the [ __ ] up how about you. shut the [ __ ] up yeah it's sick it's so. sick that our country I [ __ ] love. billionaires dude the fact that you're. giving your country that much money for. not even country it's just going to like. two.

guys but then it trickles down it does. trickle down let's let me tell you about. the economics dude and then if you if. you give your money to the right rich. people it trickles down back on it's. going to come right back and then the. demms cut off 20 grand MH and they'll. they'll do it they don't get blocked. they were ready to cut off 20 grand and. then they got blocked dude Republicans. said no hell no cuz they hate you and. they're racist I don't know if you know. this dude are all Republicans racist yes. and then yes but wait are all are all. Democrats no not not a single one it.

doesn't lie in their hearts they're. incapable of it Shane I don't know if. you know this dude I don't know if you. know this but they're spared from that. part of the human condition of biasing. they're spared and they're just want to. give you money and there's these racist. guys who are just like they like no [ __ ]. that we hate immigrants so much we're. going to PL it's so [ __ ] dumb yeah. we're [ __ ] no I don't think I'm. telling you I think it's going to be. just it's all going to collapse it's. starting to collapse in terms of just. total nonsense and hopefully dudes are.

going to be able to well I don't know. the internets have been or the the. schools have been kind of like dragged. into the whole thing if there's like. schools that come out and they're like. dude you have to learn how to literally. ignore all this stuff and just start a. [ __ ] shoe shop or something dude just. make enough money to pay your bills and. chill yeah but yeah it sucks it sucks. man yeah I don't have a yeah if we. continue down a path of. just wild [ __ ] it's eventually it's. going to get wild yeah everyone's.

everyone's taking taking it will be. bad yeah dude it's something's going to. something like actually cuz now it's. kind of like you know I mean it does. suck yeah now it's like you see this. [ __ ] trans teacher what a freak if it. could get to the point where it's like. damn they raped that town yeah it's. happened you got to watch out oh yeah. true don't want your town getting raped. while you're dead no you're in a [ __ ]. prisoner of war camp in Russia and. you're your whole [ __ ] family gets. raped yeah that would stink I I do.

that's my big question possib I do. wonder I go dude could could something. like that happened yes the dud it's not. only could it happen it's always. happened yeah forever so you're telling. me the dudes with trash can Lids or the. Black Block anti they won't be the ones. to do it they won't do it they're the. dorks they'll never be the ones to do it. so we'd have to get like bombed I guess. if you get bombed you get pretty charged. up to where you're like yo if I get in. there I'm not saying I don't think we're. anywhere close to that right now. something like that but it is a weird it.

seems to me I don't know it's not like I. have any [ __ ] concept of what this is. thinking out loud but yeah I'm just. literally talking until I have to get on. a plane I'm just making noises it is. funny in like 30 minutes as we sitting. there your hands fold on your. lap yeah I'll be sitting there like what. the [ __ ] was that podcast no it's good. why did I say those things. um I don't know I don't know how these. these people got [ __ ] how'd they get. there what in the past in world World. War II all these massive events how'd.

they get there that's what I'm trying to. figure out and it's not like we're. technically like you're it's easy to sit. there and be like well they came out of. monarchies which was a m now we're. better than that it's like are we we. don't know is this a step for who knows. no one knows if we're better more. equipped for. handling I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm. trying to say it's people's lot people. are trying to handle their Liv help me I. know you're saying jump in the average. human being is trying to handle their. life. the average human being is trying to. handle their life and make sense of it.

and it's just hard and makes people sad. cuz we're going to die everyone's going. to die yeah and everyone's going you're. going to die but try not try to make. sure it's not getting raped to death. exactly that's but the problem is people. are going to die they they come to grips. with this and they go I don't like the. thought of that very much it's like I'd. like to have some part of me live. forever somehow you know and then it's. like people just stew under the pressure. of just like potentially meaningless. existence then some guy comes along and. he's like do you want glory for you like.

no I think I'll take a little bit of. that like here's what we got to do glor. is great I watched a uh I I got this. I've been watching this YouTube channel. that's the National Archives so it's. like old videos of like there was a it's. like old like videos from like the 50s. of like like basically talking people. away this video was the threat of like. just like group think and how people. fell into the Nazi party it's pretty. sick and there were like these old. videos and uh there's this young man. gets off a train the guyy sitting there. being like and I'll tell you the reason. for this and he's sitting there like I.

don't know this fell makes a lot of. sense and he's basically like the kok's. clan yeah and this guy from uh I guess. like Austria or whatever is like don't. believe him and they go back to how like. the Nazis came about it's pretty sick. damn but yeah they're just dudes can't. handle their lives man it's so. perplexing and bewildering to be a human. being and you're just sitting there like. I'm frustrated and you have no way to. like navigate at all you're sitting. there being like frustrated just. terrified at every turn some dude's like. here's the plan bro you want to know. something frustrating that happened to. me what [ __ ] ner aim lost to USC.

that's what I'm saying imagine if a. [ __ ] if that happened every day of my. life someone could scoop you every day. every day Caleb Williams danced around. not Ames defense eventually I'd be like. I need answers somebody I'll pick up a. gun uh hit me a rifle I'll head over. there God USC's [ __ ] you know what's. nice the Rivalry is back man. the Rivalry is back USC sucked for so. long then get this man they went she.

thought it was it was going to be a. [ __ ] free all you thought thought. you're going to walk into the gates of. USC and we thought we were walking in. I'm not going to say raped women but you. thought you know we thought it was we we. were the Nazis going into Russia we were. like dude we're the best we're going to. [ __ ] everybody else someone going to. clip that up and [ __ ]. you uh so you guys you thought it was. [ __ ] child no no they USC was favored. we thought I thought no name had chance. I thought we'd be able to Pound The Rock. on them yeah which we would be able to. but they they held the entire game not.

saying it's you know I'm not going to. say what race the refs. were they were Jewish. refs this is how you join the Nazi party. dude [ __ ] Caleb Williams someone hits. you with Caleb Williams dominates not D. like the Jewish. refs although I will say Phil started. get a little he got a little racist a. couple times I'll tell you why he wasn't. actually being racist yeah yeah but I.

can feel I can feel the undertones cuz. Caleb Williams is USC's quarterback yeah. he's cool he's a cool guy yeah he's Mr. cool yeah he paints his fingernails. before games it says like [ __ ] no D on. his fingernails he wore like a Kyler. Murray yeah you would he wore like a he. wore like a Hillary Clinton pants suit. to the game with chains on he's who's. Kyler Murray he's a quarterback in. Arizona but they. is that the thing now they well they. pregame is a fashion show for the power.

women yeah but they were getting but now. they dress like power women what the. [ __ ] can do you have a picture of this. wait till you see this that's a. disturbing uh phenomenon he although. what an instinct for I mean that's crazy. to like just to make a p I would not I. wouldn't think what the [ __ ] that is a. killary. woman see how that can make you a little. angry you see that you go what the [ __ ]. dude a Hillary Clinton panit is a crazy.

[ __ ] thing let me see if Caleb suits. on here Jesus Christ but yeah Caleb. Williams shows up in cool cool outfits. to games there he is yeah that's stinks. here's the thing he dominated he's going. to win the he was so good he was so good. and he was talking so much [ __ ] it hurt. me and my me and my father to fat in. Pennsylvania we we could do nothing. about it this gorgeous man in high.

fashion was dancing on the Irish we. could do nothing we I then lay there and. go on the other side of the country a. beautiful man was dancing on. us just put on like a beautiful outfit. and walk out he put on a cool outfit we. like what the hell is that this guy's a. [ __ ] we're going to kill. him now if you walked outside someone's. in your back yard and was like you have. a moment yeah take this literature here. some literature against guys in suits.

like that I'd say yes. D you could have got you yeah yeah it. was really funny in the film they showed. like like how the Nazis were just like. German dudes with regular lives and the. guy shows up the Nazi thing to his. family like his wife and his kid are. there his wife's like what the [ __ ] you. doing he's like oh you so long you dare. I should call the [ __ ] cops how dare. you [ __ ] question what we're doing. he's like I'm about to take us to the. top there's like poor dudes who were. just like. also dude where they took them is so. funny they took them to the worst Human.

Experience of all time they [ __ ] up so. bad yeah I mean I obviously I I knew. that was I knew they like promised them. like a great life but I never even. thought about I thought they like. they're just like yeah join the war but. they were like dude you're about to take. over yeah Catholics the J blacks are. like they stink you're the Aran guy's. Germany is in your you're going to R. you're going to rule Germany and these. guys were just like yeah [ __ ] this is.

[ __ ] right and they yeah you're right. I didn't think about that it brought. them to did they get anything but they. got the worst result of all time yeah. the worst result ever oh they committed. a holocaust and then they all got raped. and their cities. exploded they [ __ ] up so bad they got. tricked they got [ __ ] up so badly yeah. it is like if you let someone grip you. from the world wor parts of yourself dud. nothing could be it'd be like giving you. it'd be like dri you know giving handing.

your daughter the wheel of your car on. the highway that would be the result of. what. happened just pure the worst decision of. all time that that must be the real. thing that's the real lesson no one's. learned if you're watching a thing and. like you feel yourself getting kind of. angry and Vindicated just shut it off. you're being tricked you're literally. being tricked true although no not a USC. next year at no aim I'll be there I'll. be at Notre Dame I'll say get seek. revenge for what happened you should get.

a Handler during the Notre Dame games. when they start when it starts getting. really bad someone shuts the TV off put. on got see it put it back on I'm not mad. throw you in a. basement let him cool down 48. Hours your dad's running away like get. his dad Phil would not handle that well. you know what I was laughing about uh. did you see those Blen Yaga shoes the. real crazy ones that almost look like. cleats. they put out a wild ass [ __ ] shoe to. start wearing cleats.

dude click clack I was laughing. wondering if the [ __ ] if to see if. aedo could get past Chris Hansen's. defenses in like the high fashioned Blen. yagas dude they look like pedophile. cleats some dude sent me them on Twitter. the funny [ __ ] thing those are sick. dude look at those things. dude pedophile cleats there there's. another pair too that look a little they. look almost like you're walking on. basketballs what imagine that. also there's the other thing then you. know you sit here and you're like all. these [ __ ] all right guys yeah we're.

not a [ __ ] cabala pedophiles at the. top and then Balenciaga puts out a. goddamn child porn ad but then I go was. that was that like a thing just a is. that like some weird that's that's the. question I ask is there people on some. Next Level manipulation where it's like. that was a ploy just to get everyone. pissed off cuz imagine that like these. guys start to die down you just you just. [ __ ] go them with this [ __ ] there's a. pedophile document on the bottom of a. blend Yaga thing like dude how did that. get past I I read this one thing where.

it's like a company like Blen Yaga they. were like a our [ __ ] photographers. were whiling out but it's like your. whole thing is on Brandon image and the. thing I read was like there's nothing. gets past like multiple levels of a. company whose whole thing is their. that's their whole thing it's just a. [ __ ] shoe but they have this whole. image they built like it's like whatever. there's no way that got ped where it was. like some horny photographer was putting. in like know pedophile stuff it's not. like the guy was going to zoom in on the. paperwork on the desk to see that it was.

for sure but then once you see the teddy. bears in the BDSM you might be like what. let's take a fine Toth comb but sure if. you're like some weird Manhattan freak. lady MH you're be like what it's cool. that's what I'm that's what I'm no idea. they're [ __ ] morons yeah if you're in. high fashion you are a [ __ ] idiot. well dude High fashion the job isn't to. appease anyone is to challenge the job. am I wrong on that no you're totally to. be the biggest dumbass of all time D I. read you're mugatu look at this this is.

fashion dude that's what I'm talking. about dude this is fashion dude all I'm. going to say is don't mess with the ass. bro don't mess with the [ __ ] ass. Sketchers Kanye came in Sketcher said. that was shocking I was like are you. serious Sketchers doesn't know their. Basse I mean I'm not saying SK does not. know their Bas it's all old dud it's all. old white dudes like I don't know me now. that is one good thing about the. extremism right now it is bringing the. Bas back the old white dudes are going. what yeah to all the extreme [ __ ]. they're all going what the [ __ ] is this.

yeah cut it out that's nice yeah that is. bring the boys back into the middle a. little well that's uh that that's the. one thing people can't deny that like. the purple bll Cuts as annoying as all. that was they did face they did make a. bunch of old white dudes have to like. just face one little thing like yeah. maybe I got a maybe I shouldn't I can't. say that or this it's like it's not a. totally bad thing yeah but it's all. their Solutions everything are. ridiculous and unworkable but everyone. might kind of like yeah I guess being a.

slave must have sucked a little bit I I. don't know I just I have to admit that. whole slavery thing was a bit of a [ __ ]. up like what come on man just work this. guy's working just to deny the. psychological reality of an entire group. of people rip depart their fam sh them. to a different world what the hell we. worked them to death so. what that was what like two Grands ago. dude come on so many.

grandom they couldn't go to college like. during when I was in college. so it did Elevate the cultural. Consciousness but it did but then again. at what cost dude do we have to deal if. I have to watch one more Libs of Tik Tok. of some [ __ ] rainbow-haired. kindergarten teacher being like I talk. to all my gay students like bro they're. in kindergarten they're all gay yeah. every one of them they're all [ __ ]. gay yeah but the the problem is people. the average person is like a bottle.

rocket mentally you just give them an. idea and they're just [ __ ] like and. they go off that was a Roman dude I was. going off my head that that's exactly. what that dude was doing [ __ ] I'm out of. here you Roman saluted but that the I'm. telling you give a person like an idea. and they just [ __ ] fly into the. atmosphere with it where you can't just. be like oh yeah I could see that not you. know people can't temper themselves guys. listen to Dan Carlin's ghost of the off. front check that out.

it's it's it is funny to think of the. the German leaders being like we're. going to [ __ ] do this it's like my. whole family's dead we're all starving. what the [ __ ] did you do and I mean it's. one thing to like I'm not going to like. I just did standup comedy in front of my. wife's family I'm not likening that to. like World War II my thing is like if I. were to it's one thing to fail in war. and do a holocaust double shame oh like. it's like to lose and like have like be.

like oh and try what do we do we try. [ __ ] Holocaust the Germans they got. [ __ ] destroyed their civilians got. murdered oh murdered and raped yeah and. no one they no one cares no not at all. because they Holocaust literally. everyone's like yeah they should just. you shouldn't have done what you did she. just been fighting for control of. resources like a decent person trying to. exter at. all yeah they were give us Earl give us. Earl but don't be don't [ __ ] fight.

about it we're coming to get your Earl. oh you dare I mean dude but they tapped. into like enrich plutonium of like I. wonder I wonder if the Bros in the. Middle East look at like the like Isis. type guys is the same we way we look at. like Fuentes and them or like. Charlottesville where they probably. those guys are so [ __ ] gay probably. and it's also so [ __ ] annoying oh. dude it's got [ __ ] ISIS come to your. town just like God damn it dude dude to.

the point where you're on a plane and. some guys like suck does this guy have a. [ __ ] bomb yeah like dude come on man. I was just kidding around about bombs. [ __ ] I was joking about the bombs. dude yeah it sucks I I think that is the. case I think most people are just trying. to live a normal life and like not be. completely subsumed by the darkness that. grows stronger in their heads every day. with each passing day God like. yeah it's you know it's a shame the. Romans were sick dude they were just.

Farmers no they they initially they were. farmers that militarized I mean they. obviously they got to that they did the. Holocaust too they did but I'm saying. like people need shout out Dan Carin sou. the Holocaust people need to get back. it's true but people need to get back to. the thing of like what's their own. personal Farm they can tend that was the. guys those Roman guys to be like you can. be like Lords and dictators are like. take me back to the f f take me back to. the farm bro I mean they did get a. little they got yeah exactly they got. carried away too everybody gets carried. away the Romans got very carried away.

dude. yeah sack the Greeks dude that I SW dude. that book The History of the World in. six drinks is it's good it's not the. most in-depth history thing but it's uh. it's pretty sick dude they talk about. how the the Romans conquered the Greeks. and there was this one guy I think KO. who was like dude the Greeks conquered. us their culture we like conquer the. Greeks and learn their culture and it. completely just degenerated like we just. deer generated. completely I'm in terminal 4 at the John.

F Kennedy Airport. yikes that hopefully it won't take me. too long you adopted the Spud microphone. technique yeah Spud should patent this. dude on his. chest what a symposium that was dude I. knew that was a symposium dude when we. got done you were like that sucked I was. like no people are going what are you. talking about I didn't say that sucked I. thought it was awesome oh did I Sean oh. Mike Sean you [ __ ]. sorry what' you say [ __ ] this guy's a. minute away that's the thing about. calling that's the thing about living in.

the Big Apple guys you call an Uber he's. at your front door and [ __ ] minute. well that's yeah so you got to hop on. the back of a scooter go Sean are you. are you going to sit here and do the. patreon yeah we're going to do the page. we're actually get we going to sub you. in do the patreon in my house without me. and I'll lock up before I leave give me. a kindness just unplug the Christmas. lights before you leave I will solemnly. too they seem like a yeah it is sad. solemnly just my girlfriend's still back. home and I sit here by myself and I plug. them in at night time for Christmas. miracle yeah it's makes me sad to sit.

around with Christmas lights in an empty. house yeah they can be the Christmas. tree lit up can be a Sinister instrument. when you're not feeling well I've I've. swallowed that uh that living symbol. myself in my darkest hour just cried in. my. kitchen all right uh I wish was went. long enough that we could edit out the. whole first half of that no way dude. I've got to go make sure if you don't. tune in to our holiday Extravaganza oh. yeah dude even though I'm not sure it's. holiday related but December 14th yeah.

we're going to it's it's going to be. jolly super Jolly all right the [ __ ]. Uber's here yeah I'll do uh I'll do part. two of Jerusalem goodbye everybody. goodbye. [Music].