Ep 419 - Simposium (feat. WARMODE)

the w wow West let's start Gardini and. let's start right now instead of. me clearly being racist now and go sorry. about that whoa baby here we are the. energy is [ __ ] crazy D through the. roof what a [ __ ] place you have to. keep your shoes on in this place it's so. gross yeah it's there's a lot of uh. Blunts and stuff around this seems like. a place for dudes who like don't. understand themselves at all just cming. as hard as can being.

like Fu [ __ ] I don't know why I'm. cheating on my girlfriend right now I. can't stop. anything yeah I guess so it just moans. echoing out of this there's no. soundproofing here totally empty. building yeah this is this is a. terrifying place I thought i' ran it a. cool Airbnb I've ran it the scary it. looks like you can see that it looks. cool in picture pictures look so cool it. looks cool right here pictures look so. cool there's a pool table and [ __ ] a. cool leather leather is couch yeah this. Amazon gets me these things I've thought.

about it multiple times and it's like. 700 bucks how the [ __ ] is it 700 bucks. and it charges my phone and it has LED. lights in it like oh it's staging. furniture you might be a hype Beast I'm. not a hype beast at all you might be a. hype beast that's a hype Beast trap I. mean you saw our studio dude that's. [ __ ] all I got to say true that's off. on guard that's the next level what I'm. saying is you have a hypebeat shadow. you're getting you see the $700 couch. with the LEDs and the Chargers and. you're looking at it well I just look at. like price point that doesn't make sense. that should be like a $4,000 couch. you're privileged with the money huh.

you want me to kill myself you want me. to [ __ ] kill myself and come on here. to do this it's going to be a. nastyc [ __ ] welcome to the. [ __ ] podcast of Billy mcus. and what's going on with Balenciaga what. is. Balenciaga Billy please welcome our. political correspondents what even is. that Balenciaga they put like yeah it's. F it's Couture so what happened.

they dropped Yeezy but then they put out. a fashion line of like I don't even know. their ads were just kids like in bondage. what kind of not with that at all like. little kids uh holding teddy bears that. were in bondage and then not in bondage. uh you know what I mean I know what you. mean yeah they what is it we weird freak. [ __ ] BDSM teddy bears I just like the. same thing with cuties like that past. like you you were just talking about. making a sketch you got to call someone. an idea for a sketch to call multiple.

[ __ ] people this went through. multiple people and then someone's like. yes we'll spend Mone but I do think. liberal Edge Lords kind of like [ __ ]. around with. pedophilia that's Lial Edge dirty. lefties dirty. dirty anyway more like in the in the. balenci it wasn't just that it wasn't. just kids communards and Jackin hey. they they literally had uh there was. like a little a little girl and like. serious woman in an office thing thing I.

think or no standing on the bed ew dude. is that the one where the paperwork's. there or is that the office one I didn't. look at all these all night can we pause. I say a I want say a decade of the. Rosary can I say a decade of the Rosary. in a room by myself but one of the. pieces of paper on the desk is a court. transcript of a child porn hearing what. going on there's current Q drops people. aree probably freaking out are in look. trusted position Patriots are in trusted. position I mean dude I'm when I hear. about this [ __ ] makes me want to smash.

someone I'm being honest oh yeah I'm all. peace when I hear about [ __ ] B said was. messed up what elate on YouTube Bill. said in Kanto is not good dude you got. to get Maya to stop watching what happen. all that Pixar shit's [ __ ] up if you. start going on um like YouTube and [ __ ]. and looking at that stuff the auto play. for the kids feature is just like it's. Non-Stop videos of like pregnant uh. Frozen what's the girl from Frozen Elsa. Elsa Elsa and then Spider-Man it's like. one real popular thing are you're. talking about the YouTube.

Spider-Man having sexual intercourse. they're doing we like she's pregnant and. then the Spider-Man's a doctor coming in. with an injection and it's like supposed. to be like oh like she ate too much food. but like it's clearly like a pregnant. person and they're giving injections and. it's like yeah but that's not in the. movie know but in Kanto just cancel it. it's Disney cancellate pedophiles all of. them all Disney's not making this stuff. Disney's all pedophiles he said Encanto. Su just watch en Kanto watch a symbolism. dude watch Moana there's tons of [ __ ]. swirls yeah that's the point of Pixar is. that adult adults like them and the.

reason adults like them is because they. make the kids in them hot as [ __ ] right. and like the Invincible AR the kids AR. from in isn't that the thing that. everyone. says yeah well Moana is about a strong. uh Whatchamacallit a boa I'm into a. strong AA run family yeah but you you. don't have to put all the swirls like. there's like FBI Moana does have the. swirl Moana has a swirl Moana is about. yeah that's the tongin or Samoans s s. Havi and they use swirls they love.

swirls they have that water symbol it's. like two waves it's not well actually. there's one symbol to navigate the Seas. and it's not a swirl dude true all right. what else is going on guys you you guys. still hot on the trail hot on what trail. pedophiles I mean it's a Never End need. to cut the pedophiles the have you guys. been following the HBO show The Vow The. Vow Keith reri he was in a uh he had an. Nexium he was branding chicks oh yeah. yeah so they have a show on HBO and they.

go through his text threads he started. grooming a girl at 13 years old he's got. uh his text thread he's 45 he's got a. text thread with a 15-year-old where. he's talking about how obviously his. dick's bigger than her boyfriend's dick. swag you got to check that [ __ ] out D I. mean factually he's probably right it's. all connected to the bronfman which is. connected to the JFK assassination which. is the anniversary today yeah true think. oh wow I didn't think about the think. about that dude true wow damn I didn't. know he was getting on I know he had.

that weird setup where like he made. everyone in his organization kiss each. other on the lips so like no one could. tell who was [ __ ] who really that he. was like [ __ ] everyone's wives and. girlfriends he was [ __ ] people's. daughters and stuff oh he took it wives. he crossed the line he was [ __ ] the. little girls yeah he crossed the line oh. we started [ __ ] little girls you. started [ __ ] girls that were working. for him's daughters so why was that. documentary about a bunch of 35-year-old. dumb ass this is season two cuz at first. he they fired up yeah season two is like. when they started doing that that stuff. that's what the bleep that what the. bleep guy was like what the bleep what.

the bleep is going on oh yeah what the. bleep do we know I thought he [ __ ] my. wife it turns out he was like I'm seven. and a half fully hard you know your. boyfriend's only. 6.7 damn I didn't see the show I'm sorry. dude I'm just like yeah he said your. boyfriend's only 6. how did he know the. boyfriend's dick probably measured him. bro dude true next him and not getting a. hard measurement I mean dude I obviously. where did you measure from the I pushed. down to get the the route bro dig up a. little bit of soil measure from the sack.

dude yeah I dig up a little lay down get. hard measure from sack I got the I got. the mulchin mound I [ __ ] dig that up. a little bit and get down to the roots. the 15-year-old girl slammed him cuz he. was like I'm when I'm seven and a half. when I'm fully hard and she's like you. haven't been fully hard in a long time. oh he's 45 how old was 15 God damn. they're powerful yeah yeah Yik I just I. mean at 15 said do with a line like that. I mean AG is number for Bill dude what. are you doing what the heck are you so.

defensive about I'm not defensive I'm. [ __ ] pissed why I got I just got like. [ __ ] bitched by this chick at Wawa. for what what happened I was just. waiting to fuel up and the chick pulled. right next to me while I'm waiting and. I'm like like obviously trying to get in. and like just didn't look at me the. whole time and she has the [ __ ] botox. lips and ladies let me tell you right. now looks [ __ ] ugly as [ __ ] when you. do that but she's sitting there they're. all glossed up and like I'm just [ __ ]. honking and like not like a [ __ ]. just like kind of trying to get her I.

and the dude tries to back out and the. what's wrong nothing I'm going to cut. that heat off I mean that you're not. picking that up uh there's a thing right. by the door cut that heat we'll keep. going we'll persevere so you had some. Botox [ __ ] cut you off it dude like I. thought you was going by me I just had. my turn signal on to go in and they they. don't care about turn signals what's. that they don't care about turn signals. yeah girls I don't care about that yeah. like that's what I was [ __ ] chilling. they actually care about turn signals a. lot they [ __ ] don't and they do actually.

this dude backed up she started pulling. up [ __ ] the whole thing up backed up. again the dude pulled out then I was. going to go and she just went right in. there and then like she got out of the. car I was like yo chick like I was just. waiting she's like we're all waiting. it's like I know I was just waiting you. just went around me she I don't know. what to tell you we all have to wait for. gas I was like okay they're psychotic. and you took it huh you took it I pulled. up right next to it and I said some. unsavory things to the fellas next to me. oh were they with her they hit him with. one of my theories. if they all didn't have [ __ ] they'd.

be dead by now we would have killed. them imagine dude did that like yeah. we're all waiting I would have thrashed. them yeah what did the jury of fellow. say they were dying laughing the one guy. tried to give me a spile I like dude. don't worry about it I'll pull I'll pull. right next to the most important girl in. the world I'll I went right next to her. you just tortured her I [ __ ] hate. [ __ ] like that and they think they can. they can do nothing wrong yeah I hear. you. bro you can't you have to just gos. you can't fight short Circ we're alling.

they do nothing wrong we're all reaching. a Breaking Point dude we're collectively. reaching break dude huh you're about to. break everything you say I dude I I did. an unwarranted slam on a guy in Wawa. today some dude in front of me in Wawa. was buying I literally bought two. bottles of water and he had no lie like. 14 soft pretzels and like a bunch of. donuts the one out here the parents. house oh [ __ ] never mind he had like a. bunch of selft pretzels like a. ridiculous amount a bunch of donuts and. he like just like was acting all weird.

and squirely and he had like this not a. purse but it was like a you know the old. CD ROM cases he carried one of those and. kept his money and credit cards in it I. was like was he a pedophile I don't know. dude but he was getting real weird I'm. like bro I was like hey go ahead and he. like kept looking back at my stuff being. like damn this guy's only two things. maybe I should let him go ahead but he. didn't do it so I was like whatever and. uh and then he goes and checks out and. the guy's like what are you getting a. taste of Pennsylvania and like the you. know cash rest in the GU he's like no. these are uh I'm buying gifts for people. people and it was all [ __ ] weird in.

Cy and I was like dude what is that your. last. meal the guy was like she said what are. they shooting you at son up what are you. going to kill yourself yeah for some. reason that Wawa is a lot of weird like. passerbys weird every now and then they. always try to hit you with I ran out of. gas man can you help me out really all. the time too close to Delaware yeah true. people trying to get around yeah it was. a bit of a Suburban vortex lot of. listless blank Expressions.

dude is it's really [ __ ] up just. grabbing some iced tea like oh where how. long have I been here. for is that what you do in w i was SC. people out lot I think that's how. everybody everybody's lost brother. everybody goes to a gas station is just. like what the [ __ ] was I that's what. that's what I was tapping into am I you. look at gummy bears for a second like. what am I doing well you're like. checking all of your impulses yeah I was. watching people just kind of walking. around like kind of scope they shark in.

the candy aisle just [ __ ] Suburban. mom just walking by the bright crawlers. just being like bre crawlers are so good. dude dude it's I like to walk down the. candy aisle and also it's a bit of walk. down memory lane you see a nice candy. bar that you haven't seen in a while you. go oo I'm trying to keep my I don't like. this conversation it's like [ __ ] I. fight ice cream I fight candy F all. scarf ice cream I scarf ice cream I. scarf milk what was your darkest ice. cream ever.

my darkest time of all time I was just. telling I was just telling your dad I. was your dad's he could be your SP well. no he's actually not using my dad's on K. with ice he's like's not Phil uses ice. cream Phil's a user I'll catch him I'll. be down watching TV you know me I'm a. night owl so I'm down there I see Phil. come down at around 1:00 a.m. shirtless. big ass gut in the kitchen just bit of a. fruit bed dude he's a complete fruit bed. he's an Australian fruit bed turn around. I say fil what the hell you doing out. there he's.

like my dad's a prime time user dude. every after like a Sunday dinner it's. the gowns come out of the fridge his. eyes lit up when I told him I had a. problem he's like you got you got a. problem with ice cream I was like dude I. got a hand pack pint and I I got a. milkshake to go for the road I don't. have any problems just to get. home now we're doing they got a place. that's doing a buy one get one freeze. right Nowak that your father mil shakes. 24 mil shakes all I where uh this ice. cream places that open up near my house.

godam oh man you going to they deliver i. w get one delivered no [ __ ] sucks dude. it's warm you just chug it down you're. like why I twice I'm done be so you use. that's it I use twice and I'm done yeah. I'm done you ODed I don't want to think. about it anymore I just want to drink. beers what' you have what' you OD on two. vanilla milkshakes with a whipped cream. you got two at once I got 48 ounces of. milkshake no what the [ __ ] you doubled. up you got two doubled up yeah you got. 48 o of your off you sh what what the.

[ __ ] that's chaos yeah dude I mean this. at least gives me results dud it's so is. that. happiness as soon as you're done with. that that's the whole time is n people. do herin they feel horrible afterwards I. shot that shootting two bags he shot two. bags oh yeah tried to hot shot. himself with the whipped. cream that's the F and all dude it's 50. cents oh [ __ ] dude was this talk money. on can's whip cream per were these pizza.

place uh milkshakes pretty much it's. like an ice cream place that just opened. up pal. Village like an ice cream place around. by Like An Egyptian dude uh I don't know. it's Uber it's uberit buy one get one. free I hit a I hit a button when my. sister was recovering yeah from her. addiction to heroin she just lo you they. love sugar they love sweet she would be. like and I was at home it was during Co. I was at home a lot and I was like yo. chill on the [ __ ] sugar like you got.

and she's like I what I don't even have. any sugar like all right I mean I'm not. giving anybody [ __ ] but you have way too. much sugar you that's that's what's. [ __ ] up a little bit and uh she be. like no I'm I'm getting coffee she'd go. to sheets and get just a giant milkshake. dud she' call it coffee it was it was. like their ice coffee caramel it had. [ __ ] whipped cream and Reese's on top. of it I was like dude this what I'm. having a morning coffee dude that's.

every morning at that arango Avenue Wawa. it's the most milkshakes all that [ __ ]. and they're all like. the what why you mocking Bill's Bill's a. cappuccino guy I me he told Meo you're. he likes. capucin dud I just tell him about he. never knew about sweet. cappuccino you like the cappuccini Yeah. Dude Sweet Baby Billy loves sweet.

[Laughter]. are you sing cappuccini at the Aramingo. what you doing C dude I just been. hitting ccinos love them dude Mo are you. doing mocho alert from wa no just it's. just the espresso it's just the espresso. really little froy milk little vesa. Billy what's wrong are they bad I don't. know if they're bad they're girls it's. for girls I'll be honest I'll be honest. I mean my mom had in the spirit of. solidarity I've been [ __ ] with uh. alond milk lattes dude I my bic I just.

do like cappuccino dude alond milk. actually sorry sorry coconut milk. coconut mil lat Al mil coconut milk. latte vapen dude get me on my basic. [ __ ] [ __ ] dude it's over where are the. UTS yo dude I'm acting in solidarity. with you you stabbed me in the back no. that's gay [ __ ] cappuccinos are alfit. as [ __ ] cappuccinos are alfit I go in a. [ __ ] Starbucks in the morning I go in. Starbucks in the morning right now. because my my aringo I have WWA [ __ ]. up right now and I'm getting [ __ ].

pissed at them you're in Starbucks I go. to four bucks when I [ __ ] go on in. New York I roll in there hard as [ __ ]. dude I just go yo you're I'm not gonna. say Grande give me a large one not. saying the gay [ __ ] dude that's standard. Pro and then I get it and I leave and. I'm happy what about a cappuccini is. better than a coffee I don't know it's. just [ __ ] getting cold are very good. it's getting cold out I don't know if. that they might be bad for you like I. don't know no they're fine they're fine. just milk it's just it's not even Happ. it's Mediterranean d a little bit more. milk with the stress yeah i' I've been.

getting half and half in my when I. started when I when I was a young man. French vanilla. cappuccini those are bad for you one. little shot of espresso in a [ __ ]. that when you were in Spain no Spain had. good coffee just those little tiny cups. Spain bis Spain oh yeah Spain bill yeah. that's a funny joke did you come up with. that did you put your name in my name I. mean me we bu it we can buy it I'm. obsessed with you okay anyway how's your. uh sketch is. [Laughter].

gone dude I can't believe you threw me. under the bus I you were drowning I was. like you you any life ra you just. grabbed D his head under water dude Hot. Potato Hot Potato I'm that. bro you got to spike the mic if you're. going to hit sweet be [ __ ] normal. dude the [ __ ] the [ __ ] they're doing. in Guitar is [ __ ] me up what are they. doing dog we need a bu light run out of. you Sean. Sean do what we say a [ __ ] Twitter.

with 1900 followers just named us top. five political or podcast War motiv. really us yeah wow where there were Tim. D and Drinker Bros and some other people. you guys are top five. political do you do you feel comfortable. talking about your current professional. situation what your current professional. situation yeah I'm [ __ ] hitting the. high road I'm so proud of you I'm so. pumped bro Bill getting his ludus dude. he's getting his wooden sword myo journe. it's time we Spade you must not a full.

Hero Journey God Spade with me no dude. it's like Shrek and Donkey dude you guys. got a little thing. going it's more like Hodor and. bran same space he a future I just. [ __ ] keep on Tru true the future huh. Spade do you see the future I wish dude. I used to be able to see the future no. not So Much Anymore Spade said he has a. [ __ ] wild ass Vision when he was. young is the whole room went black and. everything was everything did go black. when I was like 12 [ __ ] crazy yeah I. was studying for the PSATs I was sitting.

at a desk everything went black and like. when I say like I went into nothing I. went into nothing he entered the void. and then I came back I like woke up and. I went downstairs and I was never the. same again I was like I'm a growing up. now it was [ __ ] bizarre before that I. was like a little kid yeah I was a unit. me and Bill were talking about it today. like [ __ ] like dude when you little I. was cracking up on uh what was that 12. Days of Christmas yeah yeah there was. some [ __ ] in 12 Days of Christmas that. we used to sing at Old St Thomas like. and I think it's like laying eggs and. like fart says laying eggs like too.

[ __ ] funny like I'd love to go back. to that innocence dude you know what I. mean you went into the abyss and I like. I hit third grade I started saying [ __ ]. fourth grade I [ __ ] took a note like. it was like we were writing a goodbye. note to our teacher I was like you're a. [ __ ] and she yeah she totally read my. handwriting she goes Andrew hallway now. I immediately started crying everybody's. calling me a [ __ ] [ __ ] backfire yeah. I never I've never cried in grade school. thank God I sweet gini I had my like.

Miraculous Medal and I think we're. playing the recess yard and Pat my. cousin kind of ripped it and broke and I. had to like I stifled it but I was very. close to crying really I did eyes in the. sun I was like. [ __ ] sweating I [ __ ] yeah I cried. yeah a no [ __ ] that was whoa what the. [ __ ] what' you cry about what the [ __ ]. what I cried you C going to be mean. about you mean [ __ ] I'm just saying you. seem like you seem like you were you had. a [ __ ] Mighty spazz in you long fuse.

I think long F you talk no no no I'm. just saying long fuse but when it. happens the. top last week when he SP scar people. dude you [ __ ] freak just saying dude. said pretty mean things what I spaz on I. never spazz you never I don't think I've. ever I don't know when like a hard spaz. almost never he's call you long fuse. when 20 pops prob. it's coming then it still hasn't come oh.

it's going to be even when you were. little I mean maybe when I was little. like yeah the closest thing I can think. of is spazzing is like sping your. sisters getting sent up to my room and. being like I'm not. like is a that's a very young man. though I don't think we talking about. back we're talking about crying in grade. score not talking about right now. collected that's the start of a pretty. good idea cuz like post like post coming. post I don't yeah.

until once you can crumb SP your first. Crum you don't SE some postom spazzes in. my life yeah you are a spaz though I'm a. big time spaz yeah spaz out I think my. blood pressure is going to go down. really I'm I drive all day long in. Philly it makes you rate dude B's A Big. World bro when I was driving down here I. had a moment where I was I rarely have. them yeah I got three words I got three. bad words you're not all I to say I was. just I was driving and I was like shit's. good dude shit's really [ __ ] good I.

was very happy sorry it's so funny where. you at with that you're like start. talking about traffic I mean no and then. I got cut off I went from like literally. like almost crying happy yeah like I was. like damn I'm going home for. Thanksgiving everything's good I love. everybody this is sick what's better. than this dude I get to come to Philly. and Josh around with my pals what the. [ __ ] what am I complaining about all the. time this is as good as a guess true and. then uh hype Beast cut me off.

I. got yeey season 4 and then I got Furious. damn the bubbles were [ __ ] he hit. your magma core it got me your [ __ ]. volcanic core but yeah I don't I'm. trying to think of spaz if you didn't. drive like I don't think I fully spazzed. last time I spazzed was when the city. came after me remember that oh yeah I. was driving I was driving around not. crying but like yeah cry not crying but. like [ __ ] shaky voice yeah vertigo. anyone calling I'm screaming at.

him what's that movie with Denzel. Washington where he goes in the place. with a bomb strapped to his chest to. save Man on Fire something yeah John Q. John yeah yeah you had a good two years. where you were convinced you know you. had definitely you had reason to be. convinced that the the city was going to. take your house oh yeah I was fast yeah. you know I was thinking I was listening. to some Malcolm X Clips Denzel sounds. exactly like Malcolm X you he play. Malcolm X I know but it's Saye how like. they sound exactly the same dud it's. wild yeah I could yeah actually I could. see that I never thought I can see them.

sounding pretty similar why similar. Cadence flow have you heard a lot. of thought you just spitballing no no. no I like I've listen to some Mal Mal. does rule yeah what a turnaround he's. had in our culture dude everybody's kind. of being like all right Malcolm X wasn't. that bad yeah it was all it was all MLK. was the man Malcolm was kind of in the. middle is still a man Malcolm was in the. middle what the [ __ ] dude that's why he. gets paid the big bucks and we're.

letting things bring us. down but then yeah every now MLK. everyone's like [ __ ] MLK now like. Malcolm's where he got to be a lot of. people I'm telling you they call him a. misogynist oh yeah the libs hated on MLK. he color blind racism dude I mean they. killed him the Democrats killed they. just follow the media demat Democrats. Democrats Democrat Democrats demon Rats. the demon rats yeah we hate those. [ __ ] Democrats she follow the red. media they don't. yeah you know who else made a big.

comeback we've talked about before but. the the Arabs yeah I was watching the. Arabs Saudi Arabia beat Argentina in the. World Cup really and there everyone was. just watching the Bros celebrate. watching the Saudis celebr they got. chill they beat Argentina wow it's about. their time you w the tape I may have. said it on here what that they Saudi. Arabia has been wor somebody somebody. who knew soccer was like they're the. only national team that's had their. national team together for the last like. five months doing working together. everybody else is professional they just.

have their own guys that are working. yeah they're going to be dangerous in. the tournament and that's what I might. have said on the podcast but I'm not. quite certain I believe it dangerous on. the yeah I mean I believe it are they. still like like what's good with all. those people in like England and stuff. like doing all the gay [ __ ] like wearing. the stuff and doing the one love thing. what do you mean I don't know like. they're trying to like fire up everyone. at guitar and being like they're putting. like the one love armbands and stuff gay. stuff and like all these people from. England are out there like oh we one. love all stuff is that for all the dudes.

that like fell and died when they built. the guitar no they're just saying they. like a black stripe on their Jersey no. it's for guys who [ __ ] each other oh. nice not for the slaves who died. building the stadium there's a Ronald. for guys who sucking [ __ ] each other. they got a meme with Ronaldo grabbing a. dude's ass like no guar says no. homosexuality Ronaldo is just grabbing. it fny why would you do that what like. the boys are liable to pop off and. you're going to sit there like in their. face hitting with the gay [ __ ] yeah. they will explod tactic blow it like.

you'll literally blow you up they prove. they'll blow you up you keep doing them. gay [ __ ] get Ked they'll get what what's. that he was a journalist oh yeah yeah. yeah I remember that that was the Saudis. this is oh whatever same thing they. border each. other you think you'd ever go to Saudi. Arabia or Qatar no. chance powerful as [ __ ] up wor the. white Rob thing you look wild d of. Heaven perhaps should go down thought.

Jerusalem yeah I'd be I'd fetch a pretty. penny for a beheading they'd be very. excited they'd say look at this yeah. they size of me look at this liver King. was just there liver King was where in. Jerusalem no in guar I think there's a. bunch of dudes inar yeah for the UFC. fight that I was dude same exact same. yeah you should St Dubai that'd be. tight go to Dubai and rent like a 360. camera thing and just [ __ ] in like a. chic's outfit you can watch me get hung.

over in a hotel room for 5 days you can. watch me lay down you can't really [ __ ]. around there though you buy no can't. drink can't likea the little boys they. probably got the little boys on tap. though yeah bro little. B you can't drink there's got to be. something to do yeah you got to blow the. steam off somehow if I wasn't drinking. these Bud Lights I'd be balls deep in a. kid wasn't that a big thing over there. the B Bazi where mdle you seem to know.

all about it what yeah dude read about I. read it was it was when they were doing. the Iraq War I think one of our it was. like our allies we had to protect these. sounds like a try propaganda we had to. protect these no they're saying like. they're on our side and we had to. protect these like Chieftain and warl. they they had aan they all have boys. yeah the prettiest they would take like. the prettiest boy quot un quote not my. quote the prettiest boy and they'd make. them they'd be like a dancing slave for. them and they'd all that would be like a. status of symbol to have like hot ass. young boy dance this is [ __ ] up we got.

to get those boys the hub no got get. they need the H they need the Hub the. hub's going to slow things down over. there a little bit maybe we need to get. off the Hub and start bending whoa what. every day bending hitting the knees. twice a day I saw a dude in Home Depot. hitting it in the parking lot he was an. Uber driver he just put a rug on the. [ __ ] parking lot start B dude that's. Mega yeah imagine being that far into. something that does roll it's pretty. neat that take your mind off [ __ ]. everything if you're like you're not. worried about like oh [ __ ] it's 12:00.

Dam I saw a cab I was I was in New York. I saw a cab driver hit it hit it hit it. midday I was going to lunch and he's on. the street pulled his car over Hit It. Sick yeah I used to work with an African. dude who used to lay pizza boxes on the. ground [ __ ] hit in the. knes that is cool it [ __ ] rules I'm. dude I'm off I've been off the Hub still. having [ __ ] glance still haven't. glanced have not glanced I GED it. Instagram holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] what's the. Instagram looking like check my I don't.

I have a virginal I'm not looking at the. algo I'm just asking I believe you check. the algo it's like open up fresh YouTube. it's just like 24 million fortnite blah. BL it's just I don't [ __ ] with it at. alling dude. I'm I I gazed upon the Hub last night it. was a nice treat for me was it nice yes. I get called when everyone's asleep at. night I start going like I like I'll. start salivating you so much good stuff. on there [ __ ] dude it had been a two. days since I whacked off and I was got. done playing Mountain blade Banner Lord.

2 that got your tea up it got my tea on. oh yeah and then I was like damn it's 2: a.m. [ __ ] I got to go to bed yeah so I. start going to bed and then I was while. I was brushing my teeth I was like. hitting a ha whacked off in a while this. will be great I get to go whack off. before. bedtime hazy jerks are [ __ ] weird. what while you're half asleep yeah. you're just oh man it's pretty like you. get home lat like maybe like a for it's. nice it's nice nice obviously get a fap. right before you sleep yeah but a forced.

fap I I'd fap when I'm like I'm too. tired of FAP and it's almost like I'm. forcing myself to fap that's when I'm. kind of like I was like I wasn't. literally wasn't brushing my teeth I was. like oh yeah fap time I haven't whacked. off in a couple days this will be a nice. thing sounds nice and I got to go right. to sleep I hit. Oney day little baby Billy little baby. Billy I didn't even clean up I went to. sleep with can I tell you something. though that's you think dirty boy you. think you need a fap to sleep you you. don't you hit the sheets you'll pass.

right out I thought I. thought if I close my eyes I'll fall. asleep whacking off is still fun Shane. has a real good attitude with doing like. anything like drugs sex all of it he. just like it's good it rules well I mean. it's eventually it's going to take my. life but but I'm just saying like it's. good you guys have a real like um like a. pilgrim it's not true I do feel bad. about drinking okay in the morning yeah. well that's phys physically yeah it. hurts but no sitting down with the. fellas having a couple BR whacking off I. have.

no hooking up hooking up with women I. feel bad about when I'm when I'm single. and I'm called being woman I feel very. bad about hooking up with wom what do. you do what what that situation no I'm. just saying like I I I hear you on that. what should you do it's C you just have. to get into a relationship yeah we're. not we're not I I don't know about you. guys but I'm not one for [ __ ] around. it makes me feel bad as a person yeah. you're using their bodies and their. hopes and dreams for your get them. pregnant as well I'm not worried about.

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African dud I work with an African dude. that claimed he never jerked off and he. was picking up hores up in cobs Creek. and he was like yeah you just pay him a. little bit of money and they'll jerk you. off like why would you touch yourself. that's gay I was like dude I I think say. I think it is think fallu pathetic I. think we're in a fallen state for it was. like. 200 you talking about like this hold on. let me finish this about 2004 we're. doing a church in in West Philly and it. had not been used in a long time they.

wanted to reopen it for the Baptists it. used to be a Catholic Church there was a. bunch of there was families of raccoons. in there MH this African dude was. catching the raccoons and making it his. lunch and his dinner no what what's that. what's that gam play. Falling Island Fallout yeah fall pure. Fallout level Fallout C raccoons and. broke it down this dude came to Africa. he bought a used white Escalade and he. came to paint with us and he was eating.

the raccoons as lunch with like some. weird yellow like a guy who doesn't know. how to play the video game that's just. like you just eat these things yeah it's. fall just it's like I just bought that. car I don't know what this car does I. don't know how to do this what do you do. go up to the steeple and catch lunch. pull up pulling up in a used escalated a. Munch of raccoon you caught in the. church is a [ __ ] funniest. [ __ ] yeah Coons what year M just brushes. them off with the boom he thought we you.

idiot he thought we were all sus for uh. jerking it though he was like we told. him at lunch one day crazy State dude we. told him at lunch one day it's gay that. you're jerking your penis off it's penis. it's a penis you haven't had a wine you. [ __ ] well the ancient Greeks. always water the wine down dude only a. barbarian siips wine. straight dude you suck. dude wait that's a little bit of wine. you had yeah dude oh bro dude. one what took down Alexander the Great.

Alexander Alexander was doing some other. stuff Alexander the Great Alexander the. what it didn't take him down bro we're. talking about the boy Alexander the. Great I'm saying it was the end of him. he's drinking water the ancient Greeks. dude don't get me started on the [ __ ]. and J he was a kinglet. who about that [ __ ] remember the. movie they just made. just gay as [ __ ].

sucking dick the whole movie what [ __ ]. that dude just goes around being gay you. know the true story check out Asos dude. you don't know the true story right he's. a Macedonian he was a Macedonian King. right dude honestly God though I. understand what you're saying about. jerking off it obious obviously feels. good but if you think about it and you. are the Watcher of Shane Gillis in the. bedroom how much for that how much for. that what do you mean be watch. her oh man I know a lady that'll trade.

places with you for. free she wants. out I'm at the point where I can just. grip thigh I'll grip thigh and just. fap Which is less I'm pulling myself I. don't understand what the that I don't. understand the hangout I. don't I can see a thought process where. you would think it's gay cuz I would. feel like if you were like if froming no. this guy was from Liberia didn't know.

that Liberia is the worst place Li. Liberia is the worst his name was. Francis he's from Liberia General but. naked dude shout out General butt naked. I can see where they're coming from. that's all I'm saying like if you sit. there by yourself and touch your own. penis when like dude they don't [ __ ]. with gay [ __ ] at all if you're gay in. there they put you in tires and light. them the [ __ ] on fire like it which I. shouldn't do that necklacing yeah they. shouldn't do that so obviously like I. can see where they're coming from where. it's like yeah kind of gay jerk yourself. off and make you come watching that's. kind of like you're just saying that.

what you you've seen dudes get burnt. with tires you're sitting there like. yeah that is gay to do anything I don't. like anything true I mean that guy's. definitely whacking off too he's eating. [ __ ] raccoons in a church that's high. tea. though it tell me you tell me you're not. going to whack off after that raccoons. are dark meat crazy are they really yeah. like do you crush bottles of water I. don't know that constantly all right so. he has like you could easily just. [ __ ] go get tap water right this dude.

has no tap water's bad this dude game. sharked it and he's hitting the [ __ ]. hookers under El the same as a bottle of. water to him why would he jerk off why. would he go to the tap he can get it. from the hookers you can you want to buy. a bottle of water he wants to get a. hooker dude Francis one day one day at. lunch he was like wait you all terrible. analogy one day at work he was like you. all jerk off and we were like yeah and. he's. like you were all gay you were all. children dud he might have came here. just to do that he's like only children.

do that have you ever looked into. Liberia's Civil War [ __ ] up it's that. guy came that guy for real came from. hell that [ __ ] game we just talking. about oh really yes Liberia Civil War. had like are they the Hebrew cannibal. gangs of roving cannibals yes dude. General but naked it was they would have. guys that were like Warlords named like. General mosquito and then his rival. would come up and be like General bug. rebell like one guy's name was like. General Osama Bin. Laden where I don't know if it was.

Liberia but one of those. places something happened where like. someone came through and was like yo you. got to eat like they people got talked. into eating a bunch of people because. they were like you'll get cursed if you. don't do it and like people came forward. they found out like there was a bunch of. cannibalism and a bunch of people came. forward like yo I munched yeah I munched. General but naked did that really he. used to munch kids before battle and. then one day he said he was holding this. child I think like a four-year-old. really and he was like and I knew God. was watching see God in that baby and.

then he munched the baby and then after. he was like that's enough that was. [ __ ] up I got to stop I got turn this. around Munch the one that he waso dude. and then he became uh that was what wo. now he's a Christian now he's a pastor. really but naked dude they didn't even. arrest him I don't think holy [ __ ]. Liberia's [ __ ] up Liber is having a. tough time you know what the capital of. Liberia is what Monrovia really you know. why cuz of President Monroe they gave it. to him yes the slaves went back to. Liberia you know what they did when they. got there what ate each other started.

slavery they were like we learned how to. do slavy fun came back that was like the. most brutal Pyramid game they ever had. yo dude I got bill has a fun fact about. slavery that fun fact yeah me yeah I can. save it for the patreon okay sick all. right what is it nice CTA um first. person ever buy slave in. America get yourself the best Christmas. gift this year a big fat wad. yo pause on that bro draftking sports.

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absolutely that was that was the first. game I ever went to that Eagles game M. that was a very fun that brought me to a. pre-season game I don't really count. that a that stinks yeah counts I mean I. was young as [ __ ] so I I was into it but. I mean that was the first ever. full-blown Eagles game when was this. Shane brought me to an Eagles game one. uh what was that first Monday night. Monday Night Football oh good luck ran. out I've taken you guys to three. different sports you and me went to NBA. game basketball was sick that was my I. think that was my first NBA game is that. where you fell asleep with each other. yeah no we. couple behind us slept the entire game.

what the [ __ ] dude sleep next to each. dude my dad took me to preseason game. when I was a kid took me up to the 700. level I was 10 scared the [ __ ] out of me. everybody cursing and throwing beer and. like dudes were pissing I asked them to. take me out and he wouldn't take. me I hit Nitro Circus what yeah I went. the Nitro Circus that have been awesome. was [ __ ] sick how old were you I was. young I mean Nitro Circus uh is that the. truck was in the Hulk documentary where. they're all doing backf who uh a Trish.

little Danny no it was Nitro it's. like yeah but there's like dirt bikes. people on [ __ ] skateboards all sorts. of [ __ ] pry also saw Gravedigger I just. saw grav Digger this year I saw Grave. Digger this year how sick is that my. brother's a big graer really especially. uh WWF live sick as [ __ ] I saw NXT which. yeah I saw WWF thing it was [ __ ]. awesome you ever been to a demolition. derby no those are [ __ ] sick I went. to one in Maryland when I was in like. fourth grade and it was unbelievable how.

nice was the spring car by Willi oh that. was awesome I dirt track that was. [ __ ] sick as hell sh we tried it got. winded out you tricked me into a [ __ ]. haunted house no that was a fun this is. a haunted [ __ ] house this is I was. going to sleep here tonight I just I. think there's like some like this is. this is haunted by like the son of like. a pizza shop owner yeah this like died. from fent all this isn't good whatever. is going on down here it leaves me cold. yeah to say the least this this place. was not built with love at all yeah I.

think there's a lot of meaningless sex. going on here debauchery a lot of. masturbation but maybe our country will. get back on track you guys used to whack. off a lot back in your house remember. once a day I never went crazy uh I I. used to well I didn't go nuts I was a. couple what was your record though. record five times and blood started. coming out my dick oh my God I was like. [ __ ] that's [ __ ] no no no no I. was in like fifth grade dude can I. explain myself blood didn't come out of. your dick blood was on I first started.

jerking I would squeeze my [ __ ] dick. so by the fifth time I had blood coming. out of dick so I stopped figured out how. to beat it what do you mean you just. squeeze it [ __ ] I didn't I wasn't. blessed with the [ __ ] Hood so I. didn't before I got HIIT to the skip I. was just [ __ ] pulling my putty dude. wait you would squeeze squeezing it too. hard yeah dude I just started seeing. veins in my dick like what the [ __ ] you. had no finesse I was I was like fifth. grade do you remember when you had clear. pubes did you have clear pubes for like. three days I remember them vividly well. like like uh pubes I don't remember. clear pubes going you get like when they.

first start coming out do you remember. when I'm talking about blondies I. blondies we not clear like they're like. whatever I mean I'm mine was like lions. man I was like a young Simba yeah mine. like a lions man mine are like albinos I. was like fifth or sixth grade I was. going down to the the Florida Keys for. for a vacation I would just see I would. just look at my pews and I was taking a. piss oh yeah and I I would always. remember my cousin it was right about. the time where he was like dude if your. dick's big you can piss without holding. your dick and just started being able to. I was like sweet you guys can piss. without holding your dick yeah but is.

that mean it's big or does that mean. it's just like straight tinis that's. want this for I thought that was tinis. yeah I mean this is just what he said. tinis trust me tinis you got to aim that. you got to aim it down to get into the. bowl cuz otherwise it's going I mean. high arch fair but if it's if it's too. dangled then that's also another problem. then you got to kind of to dang well. nobody's dang nobody's come on some are. dang some must be dangl your dick hole. is pointing straight at the ground I say. everybody's dick no.

trans the F to F to M's they Point. down they give themselves SAU heard have. you guys seen The White Lotus no you. guys watch that watch have you watched. season two at all no I saw the first not. the second did you see that guy's dick. yes holy [ __ ] dude wait that didn't he's. on Scandinavian that wasn't notable to. you I mean it's notable yeah how was. your dick how is your dong compared to. that guy's dong for real I've come to. the grips with the fact that like most. dudes are amam about the tenis yeah yeah. and then I'll go to yoga and I got like.

little shorts on and stuff and when I. was a kid when I was younger I was. always jammed like oh man look how small. my dick is but there's dudes that dicks. get very small oh yeah and there's dudes. that that guy from Scandinavia his. Dick's down here from behind fing was. nuts dude it might be a soft soft nine. soft eight nuts dude he's he's getting. changed also too by the way see his dick. close to his knee it's hanging down it's. hanging down while he's putting shorts. on I was watching with my [ __ ]. girlfriend yo I wonder if it's CGI dude.

girls she claimed she was like it's fake. I was like you don't [ __ ] how many dicks. have you seen lady it might be fake and. then I screamed at her there was some B. onet with that it was control I really. do enjoy [ __ ] with her about stuff. like that that is very funny like you. loved that what the [ __ ] e they hit that. on Shameless too when I was really young. I used to watch with my high school. girlfriend and out of nowhere it was. like season like two or three they just. started putting this dude it was always. always naked with a hog I was like what. the [ __ ] this one had a this dude and.

this dude's a hunk Well's he's a scandin. this dude's a hunk with a giant [ __ ]. hog yeah what you going do yeah. seriously he's trying to humiliate me. he's making me look like a [ __ ]. dumbass when I'm watching TV it's. supposed to be Sunday night HBO yeah. what the [ __ ] I watched something. recently and it was just like something. we came across something ridiculous and. I was like God damn it man. yeah sucked I I did read a thing. recently where they debunk the porn. dicks so like all the porn dicks are. fake like steel is 8 and a half really. yeah what how are they what are they.

doing hey man it was just a study thing. that I read somehow I ended up on this. on the camera angles or like what are. they doing searches we don't have to get. into it. searches you do get in clickbait holes. oh yeah big time yeah Spade's always. like you'll never guess what this person. looks like now 15 pictures I'm always so. embarrassed when I get hit by one when I. actually click it and then of course the. ads show up and you're just like damn. I'm dumb as [ __ ]. I'm so dumb only 1% of people can see.

the true meaning of this picture oh. that'll get you that that would get you. I know my. brain I look at it I'm like it'll become. apparent to you dude keep looking I'm. like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I like scarjo scarjo. clickbait will get me scar Timeless. Beauty you like scarjo I us I used to I. heard she's kind of a Maniac so really. yeah not that I like I care at all I'm. worried about this how do you sus out. dude's micr birds in yoga not that I.

care like I have that problem like how. are you seeing that yeah are you looking. dude triggered. trigger not that I'm worried about this. when lay on my back in yoga and worry. about my little tiny pyramids STI it out. of my gym short when I was younger right. it's going to I don't want to hurt I'm. not trying to hurt anybody when I was. younger I'd go to yoga and I'd be all. jammed about my dick be getting little. cuz my dick's getting little it's ready. to [ __ ] go in yoga how be talking. like that that's what I'm. saying I'm kidding [ __ ] talking I'm.

kidding BR I'm kidding whe like we talk. about a little bird like that David I'd. be pumped dude if I had that [ __ ] if. I had that i' coming out of the shower. I'm swinging I'm showing my lady out. exactly exactly yeah yeah fun that's Aug. I just came to the realization you look. at that look at that [ __ ] curled up. out of here dude Co ready to strike so. you were you were kind of like damn dude. I'm [ __ ] embarrassing.

myself and then what happened what was. the moment did you did you scope. out like a snowman knows like what. happened next to you where you saw like. a little no I just came to the. realization where I like if I'm freaking. out about this everybody's everybody. thinks like this for sure everybody. thinks their dick get so tiny all the. time yeah and that it might not work in. front of a hot chick you get nervous. about it the worst at yoga is when they. do whatever this one is when you have to. dude God forbid never happened to any. dude I didn't know about compression. shorts at all and I would go to yoga and.

just regular like champ you wear. compression shorts no I wouldn't at all. i' go I go in Champion gym shorts and I. would just [ __ ] you do this one and. i' look down I would see an outline of. my balls and Tiny Flash and penis in my. shorts be like come on they all say it. too come on yesterday yesterday I went. to my this is my nut sack went not. looking at dick no visible dog oh they. do they look they definitely look went. to my personal trainer for the first. time in like 3 week. arms I'm. back stat uh but anyway no when we do.

stretching one of the stretches is. [ __ ] hip thrusters glute Bridges yep. he was sitting on a bench I was laying. down he was sitting like exactly where. my n was that bird was literally going. nub straight nub straight into the you. you only get a smaller dick then when. you're [ __ ] pumping out no if you run. if you go run dude pre-workout pump iron. bro you get a [ __ ] trible dude try. running like three miles bro yep perhaps.

try try just waking up as. me ECW ECW. ECW holy [ __ ] holy. [ __ ] how was it to get the arm I just. arm BL I did 60 lb curls dude I felt big. whoa damn you don't have to brag like. that saying what was your I was like. sitting no I'm not BR Spade said people. were at my birthday that listen to. podcast they lit said I was small so I'm. [ __ ] they said you were small I can't. win honestly I thought we'd be bigger. and I was like I can't [ __ ] win if.

I'm big if I'm big if I'm big I'm the. fattest guy in the world if I'm if I'm. skinnier or lose weight I have Aid so yo. bill it's all right here bro I know. right here you're all heart bro you no. I'm saying it's all right here bro if. you feel big you are big if you feel big. you are big no I mean I feel I feel. pretty good or cut out most of seed oils. [ __ ] feel pretty nice. what the [ __ ] is that stupid ass face I. just remembered I was having a serious.

conversation with my ECW last night no. stop can't give it away Give It Away. Give It. Away teasing but I did we were like. having a serious conversation I walked. to the bathroom I was like holding the. book and I looked down at a tiny flash. of penis and I like just slowly. positioned the book over my penis was. like I mean another thing that's not so. wait you're ass naked having. conversations holding a book all the. time why always naked [ __ ] is wrong with. you I walk around naked in my house when. I'm done than whacking off when the. day's done you gack naked how.

so done I'm naked when I'm done and the. kids are asleep I completely shed my. guard you don't think anyone's catching. a peep through where any window like. there's no that's on them I've said it. before that's purely on them I laughed. one time to the people behind me we were. all the people who live behind me we're. all out together and I'm like if someone. sees my dick in the window that's on. them and they both just got real quiet I. was. like definitely Fu I was like. have you ever experienced any Ed with. the ECW no that's one thing bro it's.

gonna be so apparent what this yeah I'm. just saying that you never never never. with B dude quite the opposite never. with ba quite the opposite I'm just. problem no for sure I'm saying I'm. saying quite the opposite like I can't. stop loving you yeah God damn it my body. wants you so bad all the time oh man. have to delete all this. how did your LIF it's a joke how did. your lifting sesh go lifting sesh stunk.

why I looked like a [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. are you taking any sort of supplements. or why why dude you can't take. supplements and lift once every three. weeks that's weird cuz I thought you. were sponsored by supplements yeah yeah. neut Tropics dude neutr brain. supplements heart and could have fooled. me heart and Bone oh those things yeah. that's more for internal that's like. internal organism I thought he was. talking about weight he's talking about. weightlifting supplements. I swear God I've had every [ __ ]. pre-workout Under the Sun how sleepy he.

is he has like five gym membership look. how tired bill is I'm not tired at all. brother you really huh it's crazy if I. they make you like sign a pack with God. to [ __ ] get off you can get out of. them dude I know tell if you go there. like dude I'm AC suici go to the guy say. I'm actively suicidal I need to get out. of this I'm not going to [ __ ] lie to. him say hey guys I got to get out of. here I mean would we all be would any of. us be lying if we went to the gym and. like yo I'm actively suicidal I need out. dude suffering suicide ideation I need.

out of this membership I'm going [ __ ]. kill myself if you guys don't let me you. considered how you would do it of. killing myself yeah now would go [ __ ]. Harry Carey We No he would say that he. would the first proba more of a jumper. I'm more of a jumper yeah you're a. jumper jum jum you ever get close to a. thing and you're like I used to work on. scaffold bro it I used to work on scaff. you down 80 something feet in the air. just staring at the ground a. gun I wouldn't blast myself anytime you. hold a gun you're just like good yeah I.

wouldn't blast myself any time I hold a. baby what oh. about what if I threw it against the. wall on this whole. party you know you're [ __ ] s you know. when somebody hands you a baby at a. party and you go that's that King. [ __ ] it against the wall that's what. I'm saying King destroy all the first. boys destroy all the first boys that's. the king stuff I'm like Willow I'm like. Willow dude I'll try take the baby I'll. Willow out you're a [ __ ] King.

dude you'll hide it you'll take it from. me and run save the baby where. is that's just that's just how you are. SG shut up BM dude what no no but. seriously SG when you're on stage like. how do you get into the [ __ ] mode why. do you call you s SG SG Bill's not a. comedian but he's danger enough to. dangerous enough to know the space yeah. from the outside. SG SG real quick why he call where do.

you get your like inspiration why is he. call youg SG yo where do you get your. inspiration from as a comedian let me. answer dude don't just [ __ ] snap at. me I don't know I'm down with all that. stuff I know you got you got to get reps. gotta get reps what else that's it's. most yeah it's mostly just getting reps. podcasting helps right yeah but the. thing that just pisses me off the most. dude I'm just going to have to [ __ ]. say it is the W woke I mean when do you. think the pendum is going to culture yo. can I hit you can I hit you who you. making fun of by the way who exactly can.

I hit you with an original joke at burn. in Chicago yeah you ready for this why. is that shy Town [ __ ] so damn. good I like keep it in the. freezer it was like five degrees in. Chicago nice why that sh down [ __ ]. Place must have went dude it was the. first thing I said every proba did exp. first thing I said first time we're. talking we're going to talk about the. craft I'm going to let you know I'm. going give you guys you want you want to. know what I open with. shown at Z I had I saw Lori Lightfoot at.

the restaurant around the corner she was. literally at the restaurant around the. corner just got ran over between shows. in between shows she was at the corner. and I was the first thing I opened with. was I just saw Lori Lightfoot did she. just land on PO she she was sitting. there yeah nice and uh her she had all. female Secret Service and I was just. talking about how no one I literally. could have walked directly in and just. strangled foot and just to her Secret. Service female ghost you really wore.

that out tonight [ __ ] you're fat right. at yeah I'm surprised she doesn't have. thicker security with all like the Trump. like violence going on in Chicago true. they got smallet smallet that's brazing. of her dude a white supremacist could go. up and [ __ ] grab her any. second middle. Chicago didn't come close a white. brother just walked in and thought about. it dude you stop talking about white. magot like that you don't understand. my my bad my bad I mean I think it's a. threat to democracy if you ask me I.

think it's we got a switch. K can I say we're well into this right. Patriots are can I say almost an hour oh. this thing was a [ __ ] slog can I say. I thought this was three hours I feel. like I'm in when you in Chicago this is. patreon we can do better yeah for sure. when you were in P when you were in h. Chicago was lightfoot's picture was. lightfoot's picture everywhere no she's. G full dictator dude really in the in. the I was in the Midway Airport her. picture is [ __ ] everywhere dude I was.

telling Britney she get a [ __ ] mullet. yeah what a [ __ ] [ __ ] get a [ __ ]. nonbinary. mullet dude hey Lori why are you [ __ ]. [ __ ] hey what I mean shut I'm trying. to do a podcast with Matt dude hey SG. you're the pro go ahead. bro damn it it's working it's. effective he's trying SG it's. effective but yeah it was everywhere in.

the airport now was like tease me today. the BM counter should have worked no you. teas I told you we could you wanted to. have a nasty podcast Nast I you guys. want. nasty like a witch he is a we little. baby Billy I'll kill myself little baby. Billy I'll kill myself don't make me. dude EST I know you're the pro man I. love you nothing love nothing but love. dude nothing but love I cup a cheer.

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