Ep 416 - 2 Fly To Die

w wow. West today. on today on the news is that on news. show we should go full news we should go. full. media I saw a nice sign speaking of. politics yeah I saw a nice sign here it. said vote out the racists what yes vote. November 8th or whenever the racists. that we need to beat the racists really. fetman Fetter person fetman someone. calls him Fetter person F person dude.

did you see that debate yes I felt bad. for the guy yes oh yeah that's how we. should start the podcast what hello good. night yes you see his opener killer. what'd he do he they were like all right. Mr fedman opening remarks to you he's. like. Pennsylvania good. night [ __ ] he did that yeah he good he. could have been like a met like a. medieval sense like good night to you. all it is a good night good night to you. dude he said a [ __ ] stroke yeah he. shouldn't be he tried to Beast a stroke. which I'm kind of like on again politics. aside on personal level I'm like kind of.

goat [ __ ] Beast is stroke the Beast of. stroke and be like I got this but dude I. felt bad for the guy I watch clips of it. and it's like sometimes I [ __ ] up what. I'm saying I get it but he was dude I. could tell he was that it was just like. I know the feeling brother imagine it. doing on a comedy podcast you think that. was bad imagine you want to get a punch. line out and you flub it dude you got. something you've been sitting on for 5. seconds like this is going to hit I got. to get it I got to get it [ __ ] too. much times past yep I'm going to try it. anyway he was trying to hit that he had.

some sick jokes coming up but the there. was one about Dr Oz where he was like. you get an abortion you you want to get. have Dr Oz tell you want or you wanted. to have a doctor tell you what to do and. he was just like [ __ ] he forgot Dr Oz. was a [ __ ] doctor alth I will say he. didn't show any signs of like [ __ ] I. [ __ ] that up I saw a couple I watched. some where he went like oh really I. thought he was just like I'm kill I'm oh. no no there's a couple he would go how H. it would be to have a son and name him. doctor as his first name.

that's nice just doctor first name sir. like I am doctor is like sick that is. nice that'd be tight I might do that. doctor yeah yeah Dr I have a son I'm. naming him Jesus Socrates Dr mccusker. Phillies have a Jesus Socrates Dr. mccusker I mean this is good I'm going. to homeschool him for like [ __ ] teach. him the way 34 years get high as [ __ ]. blow smoke in his face be like do you. see that do you see the [ __ ] elves.

uh yeah the the P the Phillies have a. pitch named Sir Anthony Dominguez what. he's not a. knight Sir. Anthony how the [ __ ] do they do that. they spelled it. SE Sir Anthony. Dominguez he deals he's nice so his name. is Sir his name is Sir Anthony call me. sir he can say guys call me sir. sir damn they built the edes into them. yeah you better show respect.

[ __ ] I forgot I was wearing purple socks. everyone's gonna make fun of me why what. the hell wrong with that I bought a pack. of Adidas socks I didn't know they were. all different colors it's time to mix it. up purple socks yeah it's time to mix it. up dude I'm this is I mean I'm going. gray and black true I want people to see. me shut the lights out dude sometimes I. just don't want to be seen I heard that. do Latin Mass just do full [ __ ] and. another thing about John Fetter. person what are you looking at checking. the shot the shot's great I know look yo.

I'm sorry for taking a PA at you outside. would oh I couldn't resist dude you. dissed my whip bro I don't know if it. was the right thing to do you whip. stinks you have you ever done whip no. see I've done I've driven valet before. so I see a valet brother it's like yeah. I'm I'm reminiscing like see this. [ __ ] piece let's park this piece of. junk in the [ __ ] you see a piece of. junk like that pull up you go bro you. property value is. dropping this is the SEL hopefully the.

garage parking has a basement for this. piece of crap dude my whip is fat why do. you drive that sack of. [ __ ] have a choice do you ever feel like. a dumbass when you're driving that piece. of [ __ ] not until right now smoking. cigarettes like a little. punk he threw a cigarette out the window. when he pulled up in that sack of [ __ ]. did he really on the ground right on the. ground no it was none too no was Native. American side started crying single tear. came out of Noah's High face.

it was upsetting to see so Noah was. standing on the corner when I walked. around I I was on the phone with William. and I turned and I saw Noah like and I. was like God damn Noah's high as [ __ ]. he's like I'm not high as [ __ ] no I'm. not I was like are you high right now he. was like. little then Gardini pulled up blasted. snake yep flick the Sig out flick the. Sig what's up ladies Gardini G so high. test off camera what's up guys you don't. know that off the camera pulls up he's.

like what's up ladies punches us all. we're like dude Gardini what the [ __ ]. man girls ready to do a. [Music]. [Laughter]. podcast yeah guard dogs a little [ __ ]. piece of. [Laughter]. [ __ ] yeah man I I truly I I've been. getting uh I've been starting to get. very shaken up at the state of. things the whole first of all the squad. the wheels are. off the Speed wobbles are fully everyone. dropping like flies dude yeah what is.

happening to this squad we're being I. mean we're getting old we're getting old. we're also being filtered through I I've. decided an absolutely poisonous just. environment in terms of like politically. socially yeah we're [ __ ] dude we're so. [ __ ] because dude it's like you even. if you can be like I don't care about. politics I don't care about this stuff. they have they've captured so many dudes. at like the base of their skull in the. worst way where like if Trump if like he. gets raided there's probably two million.

dudes being like shutting their [ __ ]. phones down and like [ __ ]. mother [ __ ] and then they go out and. [ __ ] with people we can't escape it. we're [ __ ] they have D they have on. both sides they have dudes completely. compromised into just being like what. the [ __ ] going on the sides have been. fully comped dude and that's that's. already that's pushing out against. everyone and you're trying to have like. a normal day and you encounter it. couldn't even just be that but it's like. dude we're [ __ ] fried I got pissed I. saw something the other day like I don't. even remember what it I saw a lady. dropping in a ma in boat I got pissed I. was like [ __ ] mailing I didn't even.

know why I was mad I didn't know I was. mad I was like those things are a. [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I got pissed off. you knew where that vote was headed bro. true you got a little annoyed you're. like [ __ ] Joe Biden it's just. permeated I think it's really permeated. because it's all like 10 Degrees of. Separation where it's like that's closer. to that [ __ ] who [ __ ] hates. me and they're all on the same [ __ ]. team [ __ ] Cahoots against me nice you. know what was nice to see was James. James is still in my apartment by the. way the Australian what he's just moved. in I thought he had to go no he's just. there.

there's two squatters in our apartment. dude there's a squatter there's too many. squatters the squad's fully compromised. true that's kind of the ultimate. Australian move though just move it and. just be like you've done right by me. mate thank you it'll take it over but he. had Hogs dude they are land Hogs landhog. thought he'd treat me like a [ __ ] [ __ ]. you were there first right should say. that I can say [ __ ] for the Pod shut the. [ __ ] up dude sorry I lashed out yep. delete Theos.

but he [ __ ] uh he he got a taste of. American uh commercials he had no he's. like yeah there's a black guy in this. what what is this for every single. commercial he like oh another black guy. I was like yeah brother he didn't know. this is it this is yeah they don't do. that I guess as. much yeah like what's this an Asian. woman driving a pickup truck in the city. oh yes it makes Saints I was like dude. get ready anything we have it's headed. your way Australia give it five more. years.

true yeah man well that's that's nice so. what's his plan I thought he was about. to go to California he is actually I. think he left today no I'm saying it I. think he left this morning that must. have been nice to have the Australian it. was nice to the yeah during yeah true. having that nice guy it was nice having. a guy in the house also you know what I. mean sway the power Dynamic I'm [ __ ]. right now dude why I'm outnumbered. brother oh the girls brother you're. outnumbered brother yeah you're. outnumbered what are you going to do you. got to even the odds a little I told her. I'm a opting like three 14year old boys.

in five years yes power complete power. move have you decided representative I. might hit every I might hit every. category get three Arab boys that would. be sick and raise them that would be. sick I'm might get like a one Arab like. a like an afro. Latino a Sir. Anthony and then uh I don't know the. last one would be wild card I'll just. I'll just I'll spin a thing native see. if you can score see if you can score.

native I might be are tough yeah I would. assume tough to come by pardon me from. my telephone being on it's okay yeah. that'll be uh that'll be tough I I don't. know how do you go about that I mean can. you hit the agency with a racial. preference like a hard one be like bro I. don't care if it takes 10 years but like. if you have a Native American child I'd. like I'd like first dibs I would like. yes first dibs you could go to Carlile. go to the Indian school that's where. they used to get them really get down in. Carl p they used to snatch him and say.

we're going to teach you guys I told you. who old Jimmy Thorp came out of there. [ __ ] running the pig skin sprinting. jumping I heard you I told you who was. like uh Infamous for this and it could. be urban legend but apparently uh Amish. people snag kids what yeah Amish people. like they they like they'll go around. like white trash towns and look for like. a drunk [ __ ] up parent and like. they'll just like snag the kid when he's. real young that's got to be a spooky. urban legend well I don't know drunk. parents tell their kids be like look if.

I get [ __ ] up again the Amish might. get you I've heard I've heard that I've. heard like the Amish kidnapping is a. real thing and they do it to kind of. throw fresh blood into the pool yeah CU. cuz they're [ __ ] each other yeah I. can't help it bro they all look so. goddamn good they all look so goddamn. good look I believe it if you're out. there [ __ ] you're in overalls. building a [ __ ] Barn every day how. many barns do these [ __ ] need dude. they they ship them they build like. modular homes andu sh get paid dude they. do and then some of them go rum Springer.

like grow fields of weed it's like those. dudes are wild yeah I mean I I've said. it before you know wait you met them. right when we were at notame weren't. there were you there that year they were. on rum Springer no I didn't see that one. year two years in a row I was tailgating. with Amish on rum Springer what yes what. were they up to [ __ ] getting. obliterated shotgunning bonging beers. what full rum Springer that's when we. disc discover we were like how long do. you guys do this like as long as we want. you can go on R we're on r squad's on R. Spring I think so Squad since college.

has been fully rum Springer and now rum. Springer is getting a little dark it's. my dad's biggest my dad's biggest thing. he always go that guy never came back. from Senior Week that's his big that's. his big indictment on people [ __ ] he. never came back from Senior Week it is. still Beach week. 20866 Beach week that's so long it it. was funny talking to the Australian boy. he's like you've got a good crew here. other than the binge drinking you do. binge drink quite a bit but you seem to. have it on Tri I was like thank you bro.

he's like now the rest of the fellas. that seems like a bit of a problem I was. like it's starting to B. dude Theo con man had a day yesterday. really oh I put him I beat his ass dude. what happened so he wakes up we go we're. watching the birds dude we had we had a. wild one Saturday night we had a fun one. okay we played uh this dice game so. Foley Foley and Kevin Ryan came over. fight Dan was over we were watching the. uh the Phillies so then I was like dude.

we should play a drinking game I haven't. played one that's fun you reminded me. the vortex got me fired up dude so I. remembered uh sevens 11s doubles it's a. dice game so you roll the dice if you. get a sevens 11 or a double you get to. pick someone to chug the cup oh as soon. as they touch the cup you start rolling. again and if you get a sevens 11s double. again they have to go again and you get. to pick whoever you want the whole time. so we go upstairs we play it everyone I. mean okan Man passed out after one chug. what he literally went. to be carried down the steps so this is.

well into the day I guess oh this is the. end of the night this is how it ended. damn you bust out the guillotin on. everybody we sat there I mean and it's. so fast yeah so literally you all get. hammered in 15 minutes it was really fun. but then in the morning I'm like that. was Saturday that was Saturday night so. yesterday morning we wake up I go. downstairs watch the Eagles game me. Tommy and Chris are sitting there I. noticed Chris is sipping a whiskey Jesus. Christ brother what are you doing he. gets another whiskey you got two. whiskies in morning and he was feeling.

good it was very funny he was hair of. the dog he he needed it he had a hair of. the dog and he was shitfaced instantly. and I was like dude you want to play. sevens 11s doubles you and me no I took. him up I took him up to my room and I. made him drink Seven beers in like 10. minutes and he passed out the rest of. the day he was. like you put him down yeah made him go. to sleep and he had ordered Taco Bell. and I ate it and I ate his Taco Bell my. God. it was evil I might have had a half a.

beer he drank eight beers in for real 20. minutes of just I would roll the dice. cuz he was so hammered it was slow he. was like oh my you were just [ __ ]. deal yeah I was going as hard as I could. it was very. fun that's the thing did he did he have. he talked to him since did he wake up. like what the [ __ ] was that uh yeah but. he did it he did it himself true but. yeah that was [ __ ] up I mean I did. that to him I I was like come on it'll. be fun let's go play that game he was.

like I'll play that game that was a fun. game I was like dude it' be fun as hell. if we played it right now oneon-one what. was Tommy saying Tommy he was hurt he. was hurting for the night before yeah. the gang dude I'm telling you part it's. senior week's coming to an end yeah. party's got to stop the part's not. stopping it has to yeah I mean it's. pretty fun to watch you can't people can. do it I I'm completely mystified but I. can't do it I love watching the man. operate seeing him hurt he's yeah then.

we got this week coming up it's going to. be a tough week yeah dude me bees Tommy. and OK Conor going to Indiana for three. days doing shows for three nights and. then going to the Notre Dame game yeah. that's one more week deeper into the. [ __ ] the Eternal hang all the girls. are gone it's just the fellas just. Senior Week the girl no I'm saying it's. Senior Week you know how there's girls. down there yeah now it's just four Dudes. chugging beers in a in a room for the. game Just For the Love of the [ __ ]. game bro I've been seeing way more.

jerseys on late I think people a lot of. bandwagon folks for the Phils Phils. Eagles I've been seeing like nothing but. dudes in jerseys over hoodies now yeah. you know I pay attention to that I'm. looking around I'm like I haven't I. Haven see a lot of jerseys around here. yeah where were you guys yeah a lot of. fair weather fans man not like me when. it comes to the fils everybody's a fair. weather fan yeah unfortunately the only. person I my my losing baseball a losing. baseball team there's nothing worse dude. my my uh pop up my mom's side was the. only person I knew he watched he watched.

every game and he would just be. screaming you [ __ ] bums the whole. time he would sit by himself in a house. and scream at the Phillies the Phillies. you [ __ ] bums it's been a decade they. sucked dick for one decade yeah it was. tough. yeah [ __ ] it' be fun at the beginning. of the year it'd be like nice this is. going to be a fun year this year was. done immediately first month they were. terrible yeah I was like all right this. sucks I'm out it was a wild card didn't. they get like get lucky they snuck in. yeah they picked up they went they got. hot they fired their head coach early.

the manager yeah I like that they got. rid of him and immed immediately won. what I think they had like an 18 game. winning streak so isn't baseball someone. was saying the other day that it's like. super um like it's all like been figured. out like almost formulaic now definitely. what does that mean I don't know what. what like how does that work like. uh so you know who's good against. right-handed left-handed pitchers you. know what they're going to do in every. single scenario it's like Blackjack. where there's like this is what you do. in this situation no matter what okay. like you hit on a [ __ ] 15 or whatever.

it's no longer about like a kid with a. big dream who steps up to the plate and. points that Happ now now it's starting. to change a little there's guys going. there's teams like the Phillies this. year were like H we suck at defense [ __ ]. defense we're going to hit home runs. okay that can be that can be fun that's. pretty sick but no there it is very. formula it's much more strategic than. you would imagine that's what I now. that's what we're talking here this is. called we're talking the ins and outs of. baseball and neither of us really know. what the [ __ ] we talk Bry asked me the. other day she was like is there like. strategy to baseball like there's an.

immense amount of strategy Britney and I. was like I heard the other day I was. like I heard the other day from Shane. that there's actually uh a lot of. strategy I don't know how it works. though I have to ask it's tough that's. what it is but no like like Tommy knows. baseball pretty well and he can tell you. where the pitch is going to go what for. the most part yeah you can tell it's. pretty cool I guess there's only so many. combinations yeah yeah I'm mystified. every time I'm like oh boy where's it. going to be where's it going where's it. I never know it is fun. playoff baseball is very very exciting.

yeah catch it's been so fun yeah I hope. they do it man yeah I'm used to regular. regular season you know they've loost. they're like 40 and 60 they got a series. in [ __ ] Miami in front of 10. people yeah it sucks it's dog. [ __ ] this fly is really causing problem. we'll get it somebody's going to get. this fly know it can you sneak up on. that sneak up on the Fly see if you can. hunt that it's right there.

get that. boy this is big for podcasting right now. I can get it oh oh you got it got it you. got it man I saw he tried to fly away. but I'd get it I knew I would get it he. didn't know what the [ __ ] lot people. don't know that's how you kill a fly you. go. slow yeah that was dude cuz he look be. back hold be back that was a stun he's. dude he went back down I'll put an end. to him he's measur he's kind of yeah. he's kind of blended into this dark. floors I think he's gone I saw him dude.

he went he's like Michael Myers. he he rose from out from under your hand. but then fell back speaking of speaking. of Michael Myers it's spooky time it's. Halloween season dude what's going on. you got a trick- or treat tonight bro I. got trick- or- treating I uh I told you. about my Big Mac pumpkin yes this. thing's The Talk of the Town dude it's. still going it's still the Talk of the. Town that thing is going to be a. [ __ ] to get rid of I'm going I'm. going to hack it up I'm going to hack it. up on trash day and put in a bag I put. in like two bags dude you know how big. the pumpkin is do you have any photos of. it. I don't think so but dude honestly it.

weighs probably like 112 pound it weighs. as much as a keg nice when I left Whole. Foods the guy that's where I got it from. the dude was like I haven't seen anyone. carry these and I was just like I'm. going to carry this like an atlas Stone. out my [ __ ] car just literally put it. back that's kids have tried [ __ ] with. it multiple times it's too big dude they. well now they've so they can't lift it. so now they try to roll it off of my. thing dude I caught kids [ __ ] with it. the other day and I I spazzed what' you. scream like get the [ __ ] away from from. my house I I was mean I was a little bit.

mean I came out cuz they I felt I like. was standing there I saw a bunch of kids. walk by I'm like cuz my pumpkin got. rolled already so I'm sitting there my. antenna is up I'm going you. [ __ ] better not touch my big. you're sitting in your house I'm. chilling dude my one things in your mind. is I get that pumpkin's in danger. change's a Big Mac pumpkin dude I know. what I mean but I'm saying Google this. thing I love thinking of you in your. house oh yeah you got [ __ ] there's kids. yes there's wives ypp people are. fighting you dude I was holding kids. screaming but it's still in the back of.

your mind you have the wherewithal yes. to be like I know that Big Mac pumpkin's. a Target yeah I was in I got to [ __ ]. secure the back I was in a bad mood I. remember all I remember I'm in a bad. mood I'm holding my [ __ ] baby I'm. sitting there I'm like this just and all. of a sudden I I I just hear a chatter. walk by and I go last time I came back. my Big Mac pumpkin got rolled to the. bottom of the street I wasn't too happy. or rolled off my sidewalk so I'm like. but it's too it's too sturdy and someone. stole my sign my boo sign I had a ghost. that said boo and someone stole that I'm. so you know that Britney took that. pretty hard I mean this is Trick or. Treat though this is you're getting.

pranked by the local kids I am so I'm. sitting there and I hear the kids walk. by and I just do I literally Instinct I. go hold but they're going to [ __ ] with. that pumpkin I'm waiting right by the. door and I hear we get like um we have. like a a metal handrail like you can. hear it like people hitting it I hear. the hand that's my alarm the handrail. gets hit crack the door open I'm like. what the [ __ ] are you guys doing they. already they started bold and they. rolled it off the sidewalk those [ __ ]. [ __ ] rolled it I'm going to. cover it with [ __ ] with Vaseline and. told Britney I'm covering Vaseline. putting cayenne pepper on it so if.

someone rolls it they're going to get on. their hands and [ __ ] yes burned up. but the uh yeah I've been fighting for. local kids you should start putting like. poisoned dog food in your front yard to. kill the local dogs no it's like why. came out and like so I come out they're. all standing there you can't leave a. Target like that for kids a Big Mac. pumpkin can you what would you do I. would have destroyed it I would stuck. foot through that I would have destroyed. that stomped that thing true and that's. when I walked it back but I came out I'm. on I'm just like I'm on edge all [ __ ]. 10 of your brothers and cousins oh dude.

would have been like Rodney K dude I one. I stole uh yeah one time I stole flowers. off some lady's porch and gave them to. my mom from Mother's Day yeah so you. know it's pretty bad stuff but the uh me. and my cousin both did that's nice my. cousin did it too one lady in my. neighborhood used to get drunk and steal. the flowers from our neighbor she' go. out and cut them she'd be blacked out. and the other lady would have to come. out and be like get the [ __ ] out of here. what it's pretty fun watching a drunk. lady Sleepwalk through the neighborhood. yeah stealing [ __ ] other people's. Gardens that is sick when um what was.

that sleep medication that hit and. people started like losing ambient. that's cool when you're just kind of. like yep yes do uhhuh and then you. [ __ ] speed your car into like a gas. station and you're like what the. [ __ ] yeah Pharmaceuticals are pretty. tight yeah they're look I regret getting. the vaccine so [ __ ] much I'm. definitely going to die you think so I. think you're fine I'll tough it out yeah. I think you're I think you're good but. yeah I probably have myio carditis you. think that's yeah I just you know I. always but they say you can get it from.

the [ __ ] thing too I don't know yeah. I just you know I all I did when that. came out I say God if you want me to be. here leave me here I'll put my faith in. you not not these big [ __ ] companies. and I'm still here you know whatever I. don't know I feel all right about that. you did the right thing I don't know I. mean you know just I just I prayed on it. that's all unless people died from you. spreading the Vex or spreading the. disease cuz you wanted to be selfish and. not get the vaccine possibly but I think. it's been so how many people do you. think died off of you not getting the B. I don't know cuzz I think the viral.

load's pretty similar got it and didn't. you don't Matt you [ __ ] I think it's. pretty it's out there I'm going to I'm. going to put a hit out on that pumpkin. i' got a hit on the pum I've got a a hit. on the big ma pumpkin dude I was so mean. [ __ ] I ain't never had no damn pumpkin. by I came outside I was like don't touch. my [ __ ]. [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] don't touch my. [ __ ] was it out of the door like halfway. through the door I walked out into the. street oh nice like don't touch my. [ __ ] [ __ ]. yeah like he did it I was like I don't.

[ __ ] care one of you punks don't. touch my [ __ ] literally as soon as I. came back in I was like you're an old. man now [ __ ] was that you're an old man. know but I could have been like let me. see one of you [ __ ] lift this up that. would have been fun yeah like let me see. you I'll give you 100 bucks if you can. lift the big if you lift it up you can. smash it you guys can [ __ ] smash it. how many pies do you think you can make. out of that Big Mac bro we could feed. this whole this whole room could have a. personal pie no problem [ __ ] let me I. haven't had any pumpkin pie this year. that's not yet right I have you don't. need pumkin pie until Thanksgiving I'm.

going to say that this year at. Thanksgiving I'm going to go say Shane. did you get desserted I said Mom I Ain. never had no Dam pumpkin. pie bro I'm about to [ __ ] you up dude. how many pumpkins can make a how many. pies I'm show you a Big Mac. pumpkin bro this is kind of gourd I'm. [ __ ] with right now that's this is. out of control man this a kind of gourd. I got I I got a pretty big one too I. think it's even bigger than that it's. dude I'm not lying it almost goes up to. like the middle level of that chair.

you're sitting in bro it's a big mad. pumpkin dude it's crazy [ __ ] you Ain. never the thing is nuts I got a Big Mac. pumpkin I almost got three when I I'm. not going to lie exting I love the. attention I was talking to town dude. Shane I was talking the [ __ ] town. britty was getting text you could never. dude huh you could never get a pumpkin. like this I have it outside my house. Matt you don't have a big pumpkin like. that I had a big pumin that's too big. dude you don't have my damn pumpk 350 lb.

pumpkin pie is that oh that's that's a. big Max pumpkin from Nana's Bloomers. Nana's. Bloomers is it a big Max pumpkin or a. Big Mac pumpkin I should call my lady. and say babe take a picture of that Big. Mac pumpkin yeah text her and say send. me a picture yeah let me with one of. your children for likeness so I can. compare it to a child hey can I get a. picture of that Big Mac pumpkin outside. of our house Shane doesn't believe me. how big this thing is. are you ready to feel like a man eat.

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you are. [Applause]. nuts yep it's a pumpkin all right there. we go oh. boy looks like they gantu on yeah it. does people are going to have fun. breaking that they can't lift it.

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today Britney's been hard at work today. dude she's going to be pissed why. actually she'll be very excited to do. that it's a fun treat yeah she'll love. that she's been making jello shots all. day we're gonna hand jello shots out to. the parents her idea good idea that'll. be fun I told her I'm like we have to. I'll get i'll black out if you don't. hand these out I I have no throttle with. jello shots dude good delicious they're. going to be good dude I'll I'll be. sitting outside handing out candy so. it'll just be oh you're doing it tonight. oh you're giving jell shouts to the the. parents while they're out there yeah to. the parents [ __ ] I hope you [ __ ].

relapse an. alcoholic I hope a guy is just like I. can't please please although to be yes. come on dude it's Halloween I thought. about that no I won't push I'll say hey. if you want a jello shot you can have it. cuz I thought about that if you're an. alcoholic you see jello shots on. Halloween yeah you're doing it which who. cares it's not your fault that's what. I'm saying that's I like I was about to. bring that up to Britney like dude there. might be people but I'm like you know. what dude I'm sick of not having fun. yeah we can't have Snickers cuz one kid. has a peanut allergy now we're all going. to have Snickers that kid can [ __ ] off. yeah man alcoholics can shut the [ __ ] up.

yeah if you can't handle it you can't. handle it say some guys can't handle it. some guys have to stop just say no some. guys can ride through it. dude some guys can ignore all the. warning. signs keep rolling dude what's the. what's the intake what's the what's the. alcohol intake what's the jello shot. intake I I think it's a shot no I'm. saying no I'm saying what's the what's. the alcohol intake for the Bros every. week how many nights a week for the. squad for the squad yeah what I I well. not to name names a couple of them are a.

couple of them are every day right a. couple of them are every single day yeah. that's a problem the okan man can come. and go gotcha a nice period of surprise. he can stop yeah right now but now he's. on one yeah he's on at least a week. straight yeah going into another week. straight and you cool it down and you'll. cool your heels he can he he gets really. depressed yeah he can stop for like. he'll stop for like two weeks and I hate. when he stops really I hate improving. chrisp he tries to like read and he like.

gets a book about poetry and he's like. he's trying to save himself dude yeah. but he's he's trying to save himself to. become an idea of what he thinks he. should be versus what he is. yeah but you do have a keen sense of. identifying people's reality I know the. kiss man and he's he's fine yeah he's. doing well I mean he's [ __ ] up he. [ __ ] up his life like every week that's. pretty good dude he's fine he bounces. back he's a rubber Band Man true he is. man and he's getting after it he get.

yeah but no that's still on he's not. like he's all right he's all right I get. I dude alcohol I get that though it gets. you after a while it's like yeah it's. the most [ __ ] depressing thing ever. yeah but it's also starts to become a. thing where it's like it helps with. everything you're doing yeah you know. hell yeah especially if you're doing. standup yeah yeah that's that's me I. mean it's obviously pal comparison. that's me with coffee right now coffee. is best dude I'm completely addicted to. coffee like I can't not drink it now. yeah it's fun it's it dude it like is a.

drug for my body it is a drug I get. [ __ ] up and then I have to lay there. and be like all right in 3 hours I'll. feel better and I'm not drinking this. [ __ ] again tomorrow I get so spun out. yeah waking up in the morning getting a. cup of joe sh you don't got to tell me. dude it's the best you got to tell me. I'm fighting like second cups at 11:00. a.m. that's how [ __ ] up that's how. [ __ ] up I am my I'm lucky dude right. now it's merely Grace the fact that I. can drink one cup and not completely. melt down dude I start the day with like. a 20 oz C brew from like a yeah so much.

Ca I wake up and I'm just like I love. all my friends so [ __ ] much I got to. text everybody I got to call people dude. it then an hour later I'm like what do. you want it's all I want to do is pound. Joe I want to eat bacon and pound Joe. and just go handle my day that's all I. want to do and I go and I sit in myice. you want bacon yeah I eat bacon eat. bacon pound Joo that's what I do you're. keto bro it's sick but then I'll eat I. made muffins yesterday and ate like nine. of. them dang muffins rues I like to do a. thing with like um like Maya likes to.

mix stuff so I just made I completely. wung a baked goods recipe just I was. like I was purely like throw this threw. like tapioca I remember being a kid and. my I feel like my mom was always making. something yeah a lot of times brownies. yeah dude that's that's kind of St a. little bit dude it's like dude that used. to be constant yeah the mom they might. have been the last great moms. bro probably the greatest Generation. they thank God our moms weren't cursed. with Instagram yeah the moms now are. [ __ ] dude you have to do it Britney's.

good on the baking front she'll she'll. make some sweet treats always like I. always be like bab stop with the sweet. treats come on and then you sit down you. have a nice cookie a chocolate chip. cookie out of the oven yeah they're. delicious I did I did it to myself with. these muffins dude if you use tapioca. flour it turns it into you know that. stuff that uh Whatchamacallit F Chow. that Brazilian cheese bread that's. tapioca flour it gives it like a gooey. consistency. I went nuts with that stuff and made.

cupcakes that were like almost like. gumdrops they were [ __ ] up it was a. [ __ ] up texture and I ate like nine of. I'm like these are [ __ ] up and I ate. nine yesterday what what type of. cupcakes muffin apple cinnamon bro you. know what I mean it's this time of year. man apple cinnamon I'm hitting cloves. I'm hitting you an timal guy very timal. dude I love the Autumn you know I have. an timal playlist I have an timal. playlist it's just alal jams what's an. timal Jam for you oh dude I mean that's. when I get into my Nick Drake bag. I get very alal I got a nice timal one.

what you got I haven't listened to it in. so. long let me see I'll give you my alal. vibe and that's I call it alal swag I. think I spelled that wrong [ __ ] what was. the word I mispronounced one time the. Fleet Foxes these are allal band they're. yo they're on my Autumn Playlist. too I I listen to this and I walk around.

that's enough it's a nice Autumn. song little Autumn. [Music]. song little buckets of rain dude Blood. on the tracks going not a big. deal it's nothing like nothing but stuff. like this. [Music]. dud tears I'm kicking leaves I'm like. so nice dude this is a good time to be a.

parent yeah Halloween night's a great. time to be a parent yeah dude take your. kid out it's the most fun then you get. to see you have to chill handing out. candy so Fu get this Thanksgiving and. Christmas those are sick days and. [ __ ] Easter Easter Easter basket's. nice Easter's been kind Easter's been. getting [ __ ] up lately really yeah I. mean it's just like the Easter basket. has been kind of like d we should get. [ __ ] Regal Easter baskets and now. it's a lot of like kids are getting kind. of [ __ ] I mean for their best you know. that way like diabetes and [ __ ] but true.

we used to get a Regal you guys hide. your Easter baskets they started doing. that a little bit I was my favorite my. my parents would hide the Easter baskets. yeah you wake up you got to search the. house that's fun that was fun ours were. mostly just on the table but every I. think they tried to hide them a couple. years but dude coming down we had first. my Easter basket was it was a big. chocolate egg of some sort with like. some sort of filling so that was the. first thing to try to like Munch you. spend the whole day munching like a. [ __ ] a chocolate egg the size of your. cell phone like get like a newat feeling. or something I'm not bragging that would.

be the center of the basket and then it. was just like I mean dude I remember. Tropical Skittles coming hitting my. [ __ ] basket and being like dude what. the [ __ ] did mini M&M's and the [ __ ]. come on dude dude I would eat all of it. dude I would eat all of it in like two. days yeah and it was and it didn't. affect me not at all you wouldn't be. sick not at all you'd be totally fine no. yeah I mean maybe you didn't I don't. know I would get candy mouth and that's. when I'd stop I'd get like a weird. coated tongue and I'd be like I would. [ __ ] just like pound of soda just run. around.

out yeah it's crazy dude I got I got a. big day today what you oh when we're. done with this I'm headed straight down. to Citizens Bank Park that be nice to. watch the world series of. baseball they should say the world. series of baseball cuz poker true it's. time to differentiate cuz who knows I. could be going down World Series comedy. World Series of ComEd big one yeah it's. the most prestigious prize in com the. most prestigious prizes World Series of. Comedy done I participated in that they. had one in Harrisburg it's like a.

preliminary thing yeah and I did it and. it sucked dick yeah I think I think I. did I don't I can't tell I think I've. blacked out comedy contests from my head. so I did one I did the comedy Cabaret. com comedy contest and like that was a. most of them other than our you and I I. mean you know Phil I don't remember any. of my life until winning Philly that was. like I came into Consciousness I was. like wait what's going on why do. everyone pump on me oh man everybody. loves me what happened all the other. open micers are hugging me to betray me. and stab me in the back within about a.

year about one year later dude that was. weird cuz then people would stop and be. like yo I just think you were a [ __ ]. [ __ ] but like you're actually kind of. cool and I'd always thanks man thanks. for taking what what CH what's changed. why why would you say that to me right. now it's like thanks what's changed bro. true but yeah yeah it was nice I I. haven't hung out with uh Foley and Kevin. Ryan in a while such a fun hang and it. was all Philly guys so we got to sit. there and talk about former open micers.

that we hated like dude do you remember. this guy be like yeah that guy [ __ ]. sucked dick yeah that's the best [ __ ]. that guy when Foley was like one of the. earliest Gatekeepers of Philadelphia. comedy at the Raven Lounge him and Chris. G keeper dude yeah those are two big. dogs Foley and Foley wasn't that big. though not then no he was he was a big. dud God damn he hadn't becoming a Titan. just yet he is a [ __ ] Titan yeah dude. he's a big dog he's slimming up I think. he's working on slimming up yeah he's. been going to the same uh the trainer he.

Tom's trainer yeah nice dude yeah him. and him and Chris cotton like would tell. you like you suck yeah you have to go on. a you can't go on the first half and it. was so fun and then dude it just these. [ __ ] neoliberalist dude that took. over Marist this Marxist Neo Marxist. liberalist dude postmodernist dude took. it over and they [ __ ] it up they. literally spiked the ball they're like. no let's just put everyone. it's like the crowd stop coming it's. like crowd stopped they also they also.

when they when they became Neo marxists. they gave Credence to guys. like uh who's that [ __ ]. Maniac who's the one white dude Maniac. shaved head I mean bro big guy Ron. dickles oh yeah they give Creed to him. they're like this is hate speech they. kind of beatle juice they Beetle Juice. dudes like that those dudes just. materialized and we're like yeah I'm. here to. scream they were they were.

J he's an evil. J doesn't he drive around with like a. speaker yeah man he got banned from. Helium so he like Parks outside with. like a a Volkswagen bug with a megaphone. in it isn't it like Pro Hillary Clinton. isn't he like Pro Hillary Clinton I. don't. remember I think he. is he's the best dude he is truly the. best dude in the he was so fun dude oh. when he did digital graffiti dude I.

remember I hosted Philly's funniest. contest and he was in the bathroom I. think he might have been drinking 5our. energy drinks and he comes out he comes. out literally just goes woo kicks it up. like to his head out of the bathroom. like you're on next he's like just. walked out was like you're [ __ ]. [ __ ] for like oh was the best this. lady what are you a dyke yeah oh. [ __ ] people are like B. yeah you guys can't handle real comedy.

it was crazy him I'll never forget. opening the door full [ __ ] kick and. being like let's [ __ ] go and I'm like. that's Champion Energy right there that. is Champion Energy dude doing lines of. allegedly I don't want to put that on S. came looked like he was energized. snorting a 5 hour and then going out and. just screaming slurs into a mic and. being like [ __ ] you guys you don't even. get it I know I'm the next great. comedian yeah it was great that was so. fun to watch just that was you know you. know what I I do look fondly back at the. time in the open mic scene yeah those.

were very fun days it's so fun it's so. much fun you're with it's cuz it's like. that's the thing like you go to high. school grade school and like college. even and you have this like social world. just like built into your life yeah then. you leave college and you're like oh I'm. supposed to maintain that myself and. it's I'm not going to do that it's. impossible yeah I'm never going to call. my friends that's crazy yeah I. need be in the same place go to work and. then go back and go to sleep but comedy. was like going back into another one of. those yeah you get click there's aarch. it's fun [ __ ] around that was very very.

fun next thing you know you're. 34 sitting around yeah man it's [ __ ]. around in the hotel room yeah true I ask. myself these questions every day yeah. but [ __ ] kind of rocks it rocks dude I. came in I I Tru [ __ ] kind of rocks dude. I'm done with the Doom and Gloom I sit. around I'm like [ __ ] do this do this. no dude [ __ ] rules it's crazy it's. literally crazy I I stopped in before.

this I went I was with S butley I did. ster dance I came in from pounding. coffee and getting stoned and I came. back to my wife and was like I'm in a. rush I gotta go be back to h i was I. stopped before I left and I went what. the [ __ ] yeah you can't do that you. can't I I get stuck in it all the time. where I'm like what am I doing it's like. yeah hell yeah think about what you're. doing it was jub awesome I turned around. to her and I went how [ __ ] crazy is. this and she was like get out of here. get out damn crazy kid crazy it's the. best so she's like are you stoned I was.

like not really I drank more coffee and. I smoked weed that's exactly what Noah. said I said no you're high off your ass. he goes no I'm not I TR no in the dark. you are he goes I have four. coffees that's exactly what he said you. have this is your prot dude sweet Noah. the prot I he's my [ __ ] Playdoh dude. I'm. Socrates [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] obsessed. with goddamn Playdoh right now dude. what's going on I saw you post a picture. of the book bro I it's I can't stop.

thinking about tell me what's going on I. didn't realize how sick play was dude I. always heard about it and I was I didn't. know the extent to what against it's. pretty awesome the cave well Plato wrote. the Alor of the cave but Plato is kind. of like he he's like yo it's all socres. bro I'm just I'm the best no one really. knows cuz play or Socrates Last Words. we're talking about when he was in jail. it's kind of sick he when he got finally. arrested by the uh you know the pro. Democratic conspirators who just got. like beat the SP Spartans hated him and.

then whatever it's a bunch of [ __ ]. but Spartans kind of ruled they ruled. they were like philosoph is gay yeah. they went to war with the ath we need to. start killing everybody yep but then. there was Pro so here's what Happ it's. very funny cuz what happened didn't the. Spartans always call him gay they're. like these [ __ ] Boy Lo [ __ ] homos. talking probably cuz what happened. talking dude what happened in uh in the. polus was the the SP the Athenians were. like we're the [ __ ] we're the best the. Spartans were starting to kind of. threaten them and then a bunch of turn. Coats were like yo we're pro Spartan and.

then they started attacking Socrates. being like [ __ ] get this cuz he was. like you're Spartan now huh and he. started [ __ ] with them and then he. already made a bunch of uh enemies with. the other guys so then the Spartans were. going to take him out I would also have. hated the Spartans dude if I I'd be a. fat guy and like a toga being like dude. [ __ ] shut up get you guys are tough he. [ __ ] people up back then cuz he'd be. like why do you think that and they'd be. like it's just a matter of and he'd be. like huh huh and dude just humiliate. people cuz there was dudes who would get. paid they were called sophists so they.

would like if you were Rich you'd be. like I got to hire a guy to make my kid. like a sick ass philosopher yes and he. went and he talked to the and you they'd. pay these guys tons of money and. Socrates like yeah well like how do you. know that and they'd be like dude shut. the [ __ ] up the first guy that could. think that must have. suck you just have a spear and a shield. and some guy's like what are you doing. like I don't know dude [ __ ] the [ __ ] is. your problem. [ __ ] idiot so they hated him but then. the Spartan somehow they fell out and.

then the other guys came back they're. like the pro democracy guys but they. hated his ass too would you say you're a. modern day. philosopher I don't know comedian. podcast you're one of the modern day. philosophers No Diggity I'll let other. people make up the minds for that you. know what I'm saying brother I'll leave. you hanging I I was I was leaning. forward but I see. you but yeah yeah I would it's one of. his best sayings dude what's that he's. like hey man get married if she's a good. if she's a good woman you'll have a good.

marriage if she's a bad wife you'll. become a philosopher hell yeah Beast. dude when he was being sentenced to. death dude when he was being sentenced. to death you reading that just. like in your basement just got done with. a fight you're. like I started I just want like this yes. I guess I now that I think about it I. guess I am pretty [ __ ]. smart dude so he's he's in jail he gets. arrested he has to drink the hemlock I'm. going to get a big.

pumpkin if anybody touches it I'll. become a Spartan immediately screaming. people don't touch my [ __ ] don't you bck. you see this house the [ __ ] away from it. stay away from my house don't touch my. [ __ ] I don't care who did. it I had on my ring doorbell I. immediately went back to the ring. doorbell and was like mother I'm going. to identify these children I wanted to. see if it was the kid I was talking to. it really wasn't him I I looked at the. ring doorbell I said he checked the tape. checked the tape I said yeah it wasn't. him I'm sorry so what happens with the.

oh dude so yeah I did read dude that I. read that quote and just went it was. just a little like Shard of pleasure oh. yeah M yeah every once in a while you. see you see one that resonates and. you're just like [ __ ] oh nice dude. the uh so in Dark Times those help they. do those quotes I mean reading about. dude he oh man I can't get over how just. beautiful the guy's life was damn did I. ever tell you when me and my ex broke up. and I was like I have to be good at. comedy M did I ever tell you the poem I. used to [ __ ] like.

oh it's. Bukowski I think you did tell me I had. to cuz I I always talked about this. [ __ ] thing now now that you're saying. that now you're saying it's called roll. the dice by. Bukowski that's F and God it's so gay. yeah but still you need I. was I was I was in a dark spot my. girlfriend had left me because I was. trying to pursue my dream dude go all. the way yes go all the way dude I would.

sit by myself if you're going to try go. all the way otherwise don't even start. if you're going to try go all the way. this could mean losing girlfriends wives. relatives jobs maybe even your mind go. all the way it's long it's long I'm not. going to keep doing it. but it's get gets me going dude that is. pretty sick all the way there's long. there's a long thing then he. goes uh whatever [ __ ] it I'm sorry. what's the rest of it no not a big deal. it doesn't matter it's [ __ ] awesome.

dude if you're going to try go all the. way there's no other feeling like that. you'll be alone with the gods and the. Knights will flame with fire do it do it. do it very socra all the way all the way. you'll ride life straight to the perfect. laughter it's the only good fight there. is come on man that [ __ ] rules dude. now you're sitting in the fetal position. in the shower crying. in now you're sitting there you're. crying you're sitting there you know. under the water oh yeah you hear Tommy. and Chris there Tommy out there in the. living room [ __ ] scream laughing at a.

death video you realize you threw away a. life you're sitting there just like oh. [ __ ] I have one spot this week at the. creek in the cave at [ __ ] 2. a.m. yeah that's that's a I think that's. a trick that's coming for everybody at. some point that it's either going to. come for you in a completely. self-determined as self life as possible. or you're going to phone it in and it's. going to come dude it's going to come. times five moment comes and when it does. you need a nice poem You true you you.

let it and you know if that's the case. just get a Lamborghini cheat on your. wife and do what you need to do to. fulfill your destiny that's the way to. go that's called going all the way. that's what Bowski is talking about he's. not talking about pursuing a higher AR. cheating on your he's talking about like. dude [ __ ] this [ __ ] get give me some. [ __ ] [ __ ]. dude see if you don't yeah that ends up. that's a shower that's a cry shower dude. cheating on your wife is definitely. sitting in a bathtub like what the [ __ ]. have I done nobody wants to laugh about. it with me but it's my favorite thing to. bring up as joke as jokes cheating.

cheating on your dude it's hilarious so. funny [ __ ] ages with me [ __ ] is. funny yes you look like a dumbass right. yeah and you're. destroying you're a family so your dick. feels good for like five minutes then. you get dawned and you sit on the edge. of the bed at the hotel somebody sat. right there right here same thing just. like. true [ __ ]. some [ __ ] ladies like I'm going to. call your wife you can't you're married.

you piece of [ __ ] he told me you'd leave. her I thought you were like kind of cool. and like we had a whole up for a [ __ ]. Mini Cooper yeah dude convertible Mini. Coopers are cool yeah it's crazy I I was. like doing the dishes the other night. and it was just like dude like guys do. it dud I get how the body gets away from. you rip get horny dude everybody go. horny [ __ ] horny and it's like you. have to bait dude yeah you need that's I. know I D that's the thing I'm off the. NOG so I'm getting my full [ __ ].

powers back and good boy dude yeah but. here's the thing though I already I. talked to Britney I said I need. maintenance HJ bro I need like bro I. need that work that in I'm not. pressuring you but like that's pretty. hot that's the kind of stuff I like m j. any type of Jay maintenance wise is. [ __ ] cool dude purely purely. mechanics you could literally just slide. under me on a skateboard. dude whatever. with a.

rag put me up on a lift yep you're. leaking you're leaking pretty bad your. ass is Pretty Dirty you cleaned your ass. out down. there but yeah man no yeah you must you. must you must go all the way roll the. dice you must God I'm so [ __ ] gay no. dude that [ __ ] you know what El it. was during a pretty intense breakup and. I was considering getting a tattoo oh. dude what were you going to get I've. done it several times dude what were you. going to get I don't know no would wild. it would have been the lamest it would.

have been probably something involving. this. poem I would have I would have been so. embarrassed hey man it's not the first. time anytime I've been through a serious. breakup or something dramatic I've been. like I should get a tattoo yeah I don't. know what that is I have no idea but. it's happened a couple times it's kind. of sick like three different times in my. life I've been like I'm getting one. really yeah I'm surprised you haven't. pulled the trigger yet. I won't I'll never do that well I don't. want to say never but cuz that's a tight.

one dude why did you get that cuz I was. in I told you I was in a lunch truck. with my brother and I was talking [ __ ] I. had just I'm working with my brother. went a lunch his lunch truck I'm sitting. there and I'm like dude anything I say. it was him and we had a female employee. and it was me we're sitting in there and. I'm sitting I'm just L we would make um. like the cold bre ice coffee this was. like years ago back in like 2008 2009. before they were but know we I didn't. know really what it was I knew like he. used to put it in my house so I would.

have this big apparatus in my kitchen. where like it would be like 5 to 10. pounds of coffee beans ground up and you. let water sit on them and it slowly. drips down into like a syrup and you. filter that you like refine that is that. what C Brew is yeah so I'd come down. every morning and be like he'd be like. how's a c Brew CU I'd check the yield. like it's nice we got a lot of syrup so. you guys making you guys have been. making [ __ ] you guys never stopped. making [ __ ] dude this is in like 2009. good God so I come down I'd be like bro. nice yield last night a lot I didn't. realize how strong that [ __ ] was you. guys are definitely Farmers you farmer.

blood it's out of control that flies. back I knew he would be fine he did. rise he's back his Jaws too dude I would. come down I would I would drink that. syrup you're supposed to water it down. so we would do Cafe conle and I'd pour. some milk and dump some of that syrup in. there and dude I'd be Cafe conle dude so. i' no idea what you're doing just some. coffee like thr some leche on there bro. this this is very European.

so he pouring like basically like liquid. [ __ ] amphetamines into a cup but I. mean that's dramatic but still I was. like dude I was getting zoomed bro so I. was like I'd be in this lunch truck be. like yeah pretty much anything I say I. do like if I say something I'm going to. do it I'm talking [ __ ] in this truck and. the lady was like didn't you say you're. going to get a big don't treadle me. tattoo all down your back like the 50. cent tattoo and I was like I [ __ ]. I'll get a [ __ ] tattoo and I should. dude I some. through this was like and she was like I. was like I'll get it I'll get a [ __ ]. I'll get a tattoo right [ __ ] here she.

was like my friend's a tattoo artist I. was like [ __ ] call him she called him. and he was she was like I set up. appointment I was like okay and that. dude called I was I'm not [ __ ] doing. this [ __ ] this and the dude called me. and he was like bro like [ __ ] so slow I. just want to make sure you're still. coming in everyone's canceling on me and. I went [ __ ] oh dude I went in. dude I got the snake and they don't. tread on me and then I try to cover it. with more stuff cuz the [ __ ] I. remember that tried to cover it up with. a cool background the desert background. can I see it again it's like a girl. funest [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a girl it's.

look at that that Cactus is humiliating. dude the skyline's nice skyline's sick. but that Cactus is crazy D caus is the. only thing [ __ ] it up I know don't. tread on me is [ __ ] wild dude I know. bro I don't think I ever let that sink. in how insane that is that you don't. tread on me. ttoo dude if I had just got that's a red. flag dude that's a CRA that's a [ __ ]. insane. thing it's not that bad if for some. reason with you it's not that bad every. now and again I pop my shirt off I. forget I have it and it's but my thing. is it signs me up for a whole thing that.

I'm going no it's not like that it's. like yeah I was I had like two weed. plants in my house and I was like nobody. can tell me what the [ __ ] to do yeah I. had two shitty weed plants it does suck. that that got God Bud really yeah then. it got like hyper politically charged. yeah I was just like [ __ ] yeah dude no. one can tell me what to do it's still. it's cool it does r it is cool it does. roll I I fight the Battle of like yo I. should go all the way I'm like am I. getting [ __ ] sleeves what the [ __ ] am. I you should not get not I will not. promise me I won't trust me I won't I. won't get any more tattoos ever the only.

thing I fight against is Bible verses. dude that's the only thing I'm like bro. getting some Bible vers hats would be. nasty but I'm like dude no no no Bible. verses would be tight I fight them off. every week dude you should get pictures. of your kids on your chest that'd be. sick a lot of UFC fighters have just. full portraits of their family members. that would be sick yeah they're. hilarious it's a baby's face and it's. like no I decided cuz that was the thing. I'm like I could fix this with that and. I went you know what no I'm not getting. any more [ __ ] tattoos yeah they're a. waste of time I'm I'm 0 for two on.

tattoos I'll hang it up you can get a. Bible verse dude Bible verse would be n. that's the only ones that get me Bible. verses are pretty sick do you have one. you do Proverbs is the [ __ ] I like 10. dude I could get I have like. 10 but yeah I'm I'm not come on oh bro. if it thing comes to me I'm want to snag. that thing go dog if you snag it I made. contact but I didn't snag oh God it was. in my. hand it's dead right what a [ __ ]. snack. it's dead dude did you find the body. hold on give me the light I saw him go.

down I dude I smashed that thing to SMI. wow that was crazy you grabbed that dude. bro I'm at the top of my [ __ ] game. right. now yeah there it is I see him I see him. it's official zoom in. guardan that's big snag saw him and then. threw him down and stomped him I I got. him twice hold on let me take a picture. like the guys who found Saddam.

all right where we at we should switch. to the page right 54 oh hell yeah dude. all right let's switch over to the. patreon I'll I'll record them thank you. guys for listening we have to switch to. the patreon we're in a hurry we have to. get to the World Series of Poker of. World Series of. baseball thank you for coming. [Music]. sh.