Ep 415 - Simps and Pimps (feat. Ari Shaffir & James McCann)

wah W West was the first American to go. there what a great way to start a. podcast well just coming in laughing. having fun guys having fun you guys. should have seen this stuff before it. was so good Ari yeah bro say hello. what's up guys my name is Ari shafir I'm. one of those I like that Jo I like that. hello I'm James mccan I'm not I'm just. hanging out I'm from Australia I'm happy. to be here from Australia from James I'm.

from Adelaide nice nobody goes there. beautiful giant bats right we got giant. bats Tony hinchliff came and said we had. the worst comedy scene he had ever seen. we we have that on a little austalian. comedy scene's crazy dude it lives and. dies around uh who's the guy who's the. main guy Powers was no Jim Jeff. Jeff number one exceptional every. Australian comedian goes supported Jim. Jeff every us it's the whole. ecosystem Jim Jeff is the son of no they.

hated Jim Jeff till he got big outside. Australia really yeah they're like [ __ ]. you you think you're better than us and. then he hit big in America like you're. pretty cool yeah America supports big. dogs I feel like every other country. tries to tear down any big dog you think. you're the big guy huh you think you're. the big fellow truth think you're the. big fellow and then he get big and. supports the whole comedy scene they go. yeah I've supported Jim Jeff I've always. loved Jim Jeff I bought him a VB. once how do you feel about that I've. never bought Jim jeffre a VB I might.

open for him in Pittsburgh maybe I don't. know support him in Pittsburgh I would. like to support him in pittsb you think. you could kick his ass could I kick Jim. Jeff's ass I don't I never I don't know. no he's big and he's sober and he's wiry. and he's got a new baby and he's full of. anxiety steal his baby make even fight. yeah he'd bite you yeah steal his baby. like try something we'll see what. happens to this baby you'd be do I want. to fight you'd be a. dingo he'd say oh no dingo eat my baby. again oh that didn't happen she killed.

that baby she killed a baby definitely. killed that baby baby you should take. his baby and use it for do we want I. don't kidnap his disappear he called Jim. Jeff a [ __ ] early last night at the. bar that's what happens in American Bar. no but for real hear me out if you stole. Jim Jeff's newborn baby you could get. whatever you want you'd have all the. power he has money and he has a reason. to pay he would bend he' bended your. will surely there's an easier baby to. abduct than a Jeff baby at this point.

someone I don't know someone I'm not. related to if I'm going to you know he's. on the road he's on the road got fly. back wherever he lives I think he lives. in a compound though right you comp. isn't that how people live in LA they. have big fences and guns and no you can. get in there I don't want the podcast. true true up Matt what's going on not. much man I uh the only thing right now. that I have two things floating on my. mind mainly is I SED in a dream recently. and I'm not happy about it who' you s. for stranger total stranger you fell in.

love I was walking in an apartment. complex and I SED and Britney was right. next to me and she's like dude kind. didn't she didn't use this language. she's like why are you sing to that lady. and I was like not she's just being nice. to me and then I was Sy the whole time I. was like just I'd like go and be like I. go outside and take out the trash and. I'd be like hey what's going on and I. kept sing the whole dream it was it was. completely embarrassing dude and I W and. then eventually there was like a big. event in the apartment complex and I. gave a speech about the VX and then they. all walked away and I was like no you.

gave a speech about the VAC was it about. its cons I can't I legally can't say on. YouTube but it was I was in a physical. contest can't say your dream I was in a. physical contest against a person who. was like heavily boosted and we had to. like do one-on-one football and I won. and I got to be I was representing. another contingent of people of a. possibility of the vaccine you're always. a leader in your dreams it's crazy you. are like a leader of men in your dream. what's one want football too it was just. he had to try to tack Oklahom he had to.

try to tackle me and I was carrying him. all my it was a kid I played peeee. football with you had the Oklahoma drill. against a kid. Pro was carried him on my back and I. looked at the lady I was sipping for and. I was. like and her whole family left and I was. like y man I woke up and I had to look. at my wife like I'm so sorry I SED in. the astral real I didn't do anything I. was just sing so [ __ ] hard you just. were in love you for a total stranger. did it work no dude cuz then I started I. won I literally scored a touchdown with.

this dude on my back and I was like [ __ ]. the [ __ ] you know what [ __ ] that. medicine her whole family was like what. the [ __ ] is this said [ __ ] that he. spikes the ball and said [ __ ] that. medicine that was my dream that was my. dream dude that's a slick 76ers te yo. thank you bro it's very slick thank you. I don't know it just it found its way. into my wardrobe and I've been rocking. the [ __ ] out I don't know this is. definitely something I I was I think I. was swimming at a pool and I think I. somehow.

stole it just be like a chair nearby. yours it'll do I don't know how this got. into my apparel but I've been rocking. the [ __ ] out of it yeah but yeah that's. that's right now a good dream it's. number one on my mind but that was last. night that was like two nights ago yeah. two nights ago I had that I'm I can't. you remember what the beautiful woman. looked like that you brunette there a. brunette a brunette a brunette a white. brunette palale brunette yeah I was. taking out the trash he was being nice. to me dude you SED to a white I did it. was my dream this is my unconscious.

deep down inside you want to be in my. deep down creative Force you want to be. with whitey in my deep down creative. Force I was sing to whitey Whitey but. then I turned around and I you [ __ ]. but then I hit I hit her family with an. anti-establishment take and they all. went this guy is no good and walk away I. crawled back to my wife and I was like. I'm so sorry I was. sipping it didn't work it's no problem. that's pretty good yeah it got me it was. pretty funny I woke up and I was like. it's kind of funny it is very funny just. purely simp there was nothing SE was not.

[ __ ] in a dream just like. pathetically trying to flirt just oh hey. all this will impress her. family oh dude I will say when you just. watch Bryce Harper hitting the home run. that was the feeling I experien that. feeling in the dream imagine carrying. someone on your back into the end zone. in front of it was the whole apartment. complex was watching it was crazy it was. Fu you think Bryce hit that to deny the. did soon as he got done hitting is like.

[ __ ] [ __ ] medicine what do you. think this means dud that means the VAC. Dr. fou Dr in disappeared bro cuz he knew. Bryce Harper would [ __ ] him up that's. his sign Pou you couldn't hit that shot. I mean dude that's my deepest down. creative force and like my all my. critical faculties left my mind and my. brain was like here you go brother the. dangers of sing yes. Champion physical Champion due to your. medical choices. what was sing before sing do they have.

another word for it like 10 years ago I. think it was it wasn't quite it wasn't. [ __ ] whip [ __ ] Whip's after P. afterwards yeah I don't think there was. a term for it I think dude's just SED. and we were all unconscious of the. phenomenon no one anybody on it sing is. an old word by the way is it really yeah. I was watching so in I was in Houston I. was in htown this weekend shout out the. Astros [ __ ] Astros [ __ ] the Astros [ __ ]. you no [ __ ] the Astros I uh I was in. htown you're an Astro World and then. then I was in as don't joke about what.

happened trampling on the graves of the. Fallen I'm not sad about them the way no. one [ __ ] stopped [ __ ] DJ dancing. to when they were [ __ ] call DJ danc. that was the running of the it might. have been the running of the young bows. that's. right guys it's not a funny DJ Jazzy. Jeff was playing in their heads as they. were being skull skull crushed I'll wait. I'm trying to tell you about my time.

true true how many people did you kill. in. Houston biggest trag is Oswalt you're. going to have to go back to. Australia you can't act like this all. the Australians are going to see this. they're going say did you see Jes on the. big. Pok he acted like an [ __ ] he gave. shine a real case of adids I trying to. be pleas adeles is not bad it's there we. don't say that but it's good I'll take. that back bring it back let's [ __ ]. land this.

town I ate some weed edibles nice so I. decided to go back to my hotel room and. watch rap videos from the early. 2000 till 4 in the morning would you can. you walk me I watched stunt like my. daddy music video yes I watched it. started with uh Fat Pat top drop it's a. htown classic it's so good it might be. my favorite song then uh and then I was. watching rap videos but in one of those. old videos they called someone a s did.

they really in the same context early. yes damn uh was it fat bat who did it no. but I believe they were rhyming it with. the word pimp oh [ __ ] do they say. simping ain't. easy no but it's in there I heard it I. don't remember which song but I just. want you to know simp is an old word so. you got stoned ran back to headquarters. and then discovered Little Wayne music. videos he was so little he came over. yesterday so young I was watching I. watched juvenile I mean it was great.

yeah it's pretty awesome I was watching. and then I slowly got into Cameron then. I watched some Fat Joe and big pond and. then I real then I started to come to. Earth and realized what I was doing. was you know it was time to go to bed. what was the what was the feeling when. you're like I got to get out of the. setting and get back to the hotel room. was it just being stoned or was there. like a it was high but there was also. dude the one night the night before I. took a little bit of mushrooms mhm and I. was sitting there and it was a nice. evening and there was a bar right next. to the. and one of the a bunch of the guys from.

the show were there and a fan came up. behind me and just started slowly. rubbing my back while I was sitting on a. stool I was sitting on a stool talking. to people like this he walked up behind. me and just started rubbing my back and. I was a little [ __ ] up and I didn't. really like notice it you got to say no. immedi he rubbed my back for a long time. what and then finally I was like I. turned around and then his buddy was. across and saw that I he saw what was. happening he was like dude he like gra. his friend he like get the [ __ ] off of.

him and the guy was. like yeah he was shitfaced and he came. up and gave me a nice backrub and he L. very uncomfortable yeah what you what. was your reaction to that I laughed I. thought it was very funny did somebody. do that Billy Joel me and Justin and S. and and Jay went and some guy put his. arm around me on the way out just like. gently and I was like hey what are you. doing someone tried to [ __ ] you at the. Billy Joel concert yeah yeah some was he. was he a fan or just no he's like what. are you a Fin's fan I'm like no they. just play the Jets I'm like no get hey.

don't touch me you go sorry fin so weird. you like the Dolphins is that what that. what you saying the dolphin Cod I guess. and I was like don't ever touch me like. that damn he tried to laugh it off but I. wasn't having he tried to grab you Str. followed us down the [ __ ] Street you. don't like higher bro higher you're the. penie I'm not touching penis I'll get. hard I'll get hard right on. you I can do it on who would win in that. case in if you touched his penis and he.

got hard I that would be a victory for. me I think the people win you think the. people making him hard you guys both. would become the people would be gay for. that dude I'm always hard I get unhard. on occasion really yeah that's how hard. I. go sounds like a real problem does your. Peters work yeah it works good fine had. a circumcision earlier in the year and. back to normal now yeah it's great what. James signed a covenant with God yeah. you just converted no no it was a. medical circumcision had scy tissue on. the forkin it's real bad wait how' it.

get scar up I didn't realize your. actually didn't work I thought i'. masturbated myself into a real problem. you trying to do lines into your [ __ ]. foreskin does that happen I don't know I. figure austral what Steen is doing now. that wait what happened your penis yeah. just uh forkin got real tight and it. would not uh retract so I had I heard. that happening where it open did you. convert to Judaism while you were there. I thought it would be a good opportunity. but I love Christ and his love you know. I'm sorry the is to he loves Christ. that's sick can you talk about.

Catholicism can we talk about it or do. you not want to no you should have got. the conversion the right thing go [ __ ]. you I'm not even serious I well I. thought about getting a rabbi to do it. yeah yeah just for the and then I could. blood in his face stay well they knock. you out though in the other one I didn't. want to be awake for it the general. anesthe you notice AIG difference now is. it much better really oh it's a better. penis have you [ __ ] since yes with my. I've made love to my wife I've heard. I've heard people say the opposite where. they lose. no it's a much better I think it's a.

gift I think the circumcision is a gift. from God to improve the penis whoa my I. don't know how many people can say. before and after I think it's definitely. better wow maybe you're because the tip. of your dick was in isolation for so. long now it feels socialized it's how. long operation sorry oh no sorry it was. like six. months you would have normalized I guess. it is like a stick shift dong to have to. not be circumcised you're you're now. driving automatic yeah damn you're. manual you're Auto it's more it's more.

you can tell yeah the difference true. inate my friend joke about it the only. way you can tell is you got half a. circumcision down the middle and so it's. like a desx commercial like this size. feels great this size feels so so damn. dude that's pretty interesting that's. wild well people keep trying to say it's. like abuse fast now do you not that was. never a problem that. was I was like holy doly what are we. doing holy doly it's it's son I mean you. know people say have you been told it's.

abuse and been scre at saying I was I. was I was um what's it called they. mutilated mutilated and I was like I'm. I'm I'm okay with that you've been. mutilated yeah they start screaming at. me well they try and make it the same as. female circumcision which it's not. nearly as hot nothing females do is good. yeah female circumcision is. wild it's a lot they get do like a rock. they get the whole thing like scooped. out it dep there's different levels to. it what do you mean yeah so like the. full female circum prision is clitoris.

removed MH I think they remove your lips. too maybe and then they sew your vagina. shut that like your husband on the night. up have to go oh like like a [ __ ]. football team coming through yeah and. you have. to like a smoke. machine female circumcision first time. as M dude that's crazy I was on the full. like no circumcision I was like [ __ ]. that but now that I'm hearing your story. I'm like man you're not circumcised I am. yeah you are yeah they got me no you.

should be happy you should be happy that. they gave me a good one I've heard. circumcisions going wrong and people. like they taking too much skin well the. no I think they cut mine right but then. you can't masturbate for 3 weeks which I. try not to do anyway but I I did not. make it the full time you whacked off. with a damaged bird it was a rough uh. lot of blood anyway but it was a it was. a lot of blood yeah but we've all. learned and grown together now I have a. beautiful only slightly weird penis it's. only a little bit unusual so you. masturbated with a scarred penis. as tenderly as I could and it resulted.

in as close to that but I wish I hadn't. but you know gently what did you just. like oh no. was I just talked at. it but one shouldn't but it's certainly. helped me do that less did feel when you. shot SE no it was like an immediate you. know bit like the we was talk about the. post-nut clarity yeah there's also postn. pain not true on your penis but it's the. it's before the ejaculation that you. have the clarity when it's when you. can't stop anymore I think that's when. it comes do you know what I mean a. no pleasure it's just like so I'm just.

there going what have I done what have I. done and then it starts happening and. there's blood and things are. shaking oh yeah what have I done no just. before what have I done oh no I'm more. than my accent it's. like you would never do this to a black. man on the show H that's what we are he. never have he'd be surprised we're. building we're working our way. out remember that seen a single white. female where he realizes the [ __ ]. friend is blowing him and not his. girlfriend and then uh because she like.

cuts her hair like the friend and then. he's like wait you're not and then he's. like stop what happened single by female. what is it a movie where some girl you. must know it it's some girl dresses like. her friend does everything like a friend. to try to be her life and then she like. breaks into like the friend's. boyfriend's apartment starts blowing in. the middle of the night and then he like. realizes like last second like wait. you're not my girlfriend some made a. feature film out of a. porn that's like a 15 that is every. dude's dream yeah then he gets mad about. [ __ ] I didn't I couldn't help it it.

was not my fault I got duped you know. your friend she sucked my dick they. should have a whole section porn called. plausible. deniability friend tricked me again I'm. pissed I keep getting tricked by these. girls I thought they were you babe she. got the same haircut as you and had a. key but you know you're not dating three. black. men Ari I had a suspicion something was. wrong you shouldn't be joking about the. blacks oh. black got a.

haircut it [ __ ] me in my room I. thought it was you babe all right you. you should take it easy on the jokes. about the blacks cuz Yeezy is Gonna Get. You Yeezy is coming after me dude did. you watch Alex Freeman interview no no. what was it was it good dude it's pretty. wild did Kanye do a Lex fredman. interview yes he did I watched it I. listened to it last night before I had. to turn off so ramped up it's uh he's up. to something it's wild dude I think he's. trying to get aidus to drop him they did. they did did today I think that's what. he's been after the whole time does he.

want to go to Nike I think he wants to. be free I think he wants he's kind of. clarified his whole thing is like what's. the clarification this was Lex was like. dude he meant I I thought he just meant. he's firing his agents but go ahead what. what did he yeah he uh he's saying he's. like from my personal perspective I got. [ __ ] over in business by my Jewish. manager agents he's like it's happened. so many times there's can I break in can. I break in yeah yeah if that guy is. considered being [ __ ] over. that's a [ __ ] solid like being [ __ ].

over he's doing don't try to cover up. for what you guys do to. the you what you guys do to. African-Americans in the music industry. well he wants to say he kept saying my. fellow people who run this platform. please delete all comments that take. away from the Jews Jews I'm sorry don't. do it to us well the funny part of the. interview TR is when he's uh he starts. going the Jewish media and and. freedman's like bro bro like what are. you doing he was like what I can't say. that and they were like no he's like all. right the JM he's like dude.

really it's so funny it's not like it's. not like FM rules where you're. like he's putting his D in he does the. JM and it's dude it's so [ __ ] you see. on Piers Mo when he called Biden a. [ __ ] yeah I saw the clip of that he's. not meeting with Elon Musk he's he's a. [ __ ] that's [ __ ] [ __ ] he's a. [ __ ] [ __ ] Pier Morgan has to be. like you can't say that don't say [ __ ]. wait so what did he clar what was he. saying that was kind of his whole thing.

he it was it was and it's so it's like. it's when you really try to like zero in. it gets so yeah gets all over the. place but it's like uh he would kind of. then the guy would Freedman would be. like dude like read about the Holocaust. and you'd be like how about the. Holocaust on black babies being aborted. and he would start going into that and. then they never really yeah dude he he. equal numbers yeah he kept go he was. saying it's like it's way more way more. did you ever look at how many abortions. there are in the yeah he goes way back.

then he started saying like black people. are sick or like the people are like. sick and he starts but like dude he like. he starts bringing in the facts he. started that's his whole thing is that. he's an engineer and he only deals in. facts dude the whole episode he's like. we're both Engineers I'm dealing in. facts he's like what I said I said I'm. sorry I hurt people but I'm also not. apologizing for saying it he's I'm just. theal facts and we were just Engineers. with engineering opportunities in front. we're human beings with engineering. opportunities in front of us and we. should stop teaching history all. togethere and just engineer sick [ __ ]. and you need to stay away from Kanye.

interviews that's what he said I know. but speaking your language he these. These are words JM is you that's 100%. you I did C Sean was with me and I. listen I cackled all right the JM then. and Lex is like God damn it Lex is being. so nice to him the whole time he's like. dude I'm Jewish I want to I want to have. you avoid crashing I got to hang out. with Lex for a while he's a really good. guy yeah he's a cool [ __ ] dud he was. so nice the whole time at one point what. he do just count jelly beans all.

day at one point har we're not doing. this dude you think you're here to. promote your special yeah yeah yeah. November 2nd everybody my new special. November 2nd we prejack uh we didn't. know this I thought it was I thought. your special was coming out literally I. was like hey but twice I was like first. I was like yeah it's coming out November. second I do your podcast yeah sure and I. was like hey this is coming out after. November 2nd right and you said yes. dude November 2nd.

2021 there was one part that was he he. really must be guy dude at one part he. goes like yeah but Kanye but underneath. all of this like we are just humans and. like we're all the same on some deep. fundamental level and Kanye West. goes never [ __ ] addresses what he. said like Jesus Christ I love when the. people deal with facts refuse to be like. to go both it's like what about the. Holocaust like I'm not even going to m. mention that I'll just say something.

else can't even have like yeah yeah know. that was terrible can I add to that. they're just like I'm not even going to. mention that's how they get the same. [ __ ] [ __ ] Shapiro does he's like your. pants are. ugly can you come in my shirt first nah. that was good I that happened uh Ted. Cruz was on The View yeah doing battles. with those [ __ ] y [ __ ] dud he was. just battling them and he was hitting. him with the [ __ ] Hillary Clinton. denied the election not all that he just. Nam all these people that denied the. election that were Democrats and then.

one of the ladies responses was just. could you lower your voice we're not. screaming you're scream like they. couldn't acknowledge that everything Ted. went on and spit facts yeah that's their. version of their T he i r really is like. uh you're raising your voice right now. dude I I hate when conservatives get. tone police dude yeah you started tone. police let us scream dude us. conservative you're conservative us us. you're conservative you're definitely a. conservative I've heard you going me. been tiptoeing it around I've heard some.

of his points really we had we had a. couple drinks last night and he started. making I tried to keep on I've never. even heard of the blacks yeah no we've. we've got our own you. said no what what no I said a lot of. stuff too I don't want to get into this. now that I'm now I'm remembering my. statements So you you're leaning towards. what was your I said I'd like our. country to have a nuclear weapon that's. all I said think you're going to protect. us long term I think the Chinese will.

come down it would be nice if we could. protect ourselves with a you like you. like the possibility of devastating. China with a nuclear we just to threaten. them and just say please how how would. you I think you like to show that your. mean business you would just nuke. Tanzania of all places you mean Tasmania. I do mean that yeah thanks Shane for. clarifying I was thinking that's that's. a good long range we can get to Tanzania. [ __ ]. Africa we obviously did not hit that on. purpose but I hope everybody knows we're. crazy it would be funny if someone just. preemptively struck Tanzania yeah like.

something was going on there be great. they were going to be big I know to. deserve that but it must been pretty bad. they like took they're like [ __ ] I did. mean Tasmania sorry about that nuclear. weapon the Kanye interview I was just. think it really was it was like two. factions of the internet meeting each. other through those two people because. like Lex Freedman be like bro I care. about you I love you I care about. humanity and like Kanye would hit some. like he would just go off on these other. weird like tangents you'd find in the. comments and they were it was it was. tough it's funny to watch but it's like.

it's I love how the Nazi have like. glommed on to Kanye West like they've. ignored one big fact about we are having. a singularity on inter Supremacy I we're. having a pure Singularity getting L. College Dropout does rule they finally. get to blast College Dropout and be like. this is it it's it makes everything look. completely absurd it looks the whole. discussion looks totally absur it's. crazy when my Amazing Racist videos hit. the the internet I remember those yeah. they got ripped off that National DVD. and uh a white power website picked it.

up wh Nationalist decom and the headline. was Jew boys got the right. idea [ __ ] dude they are funny they are. funny they are [ __ ]. hilarious they're just like the black. Israelites like they are funny white. nationalists will hit you with something. where you're like damn that is [ __ ]. unbelievably funny I can't repeat it but. dude the headlines will be like Michelle. Obama it's like Jill Jill why he like.

[ __ ] what's his name Daniel Carver. Daniel Carver on Howard Stern wait. Daniel Carver the writer no Daniel. Carver The Clansman that used to be on. Howard Stern he would say [ __ ] that was. just but he would just have a Clansman. on regularly in between the woman on the. he would Clansman come on and. say the worst [ __ ] yeah and he'd be like. haha this is crazy yay attack Stern Big. Time Stern's a Stern's an interesting. character yeah yay was full he went on. there no he just was like [ __ ] Stern he. was really G he said [ __ ] Howard.

Stern Howard Stern and John Legend gets. it bad John leg leg ripping John leg. F [ __ ] John Legend bro Chrissy Tan's. [ __ ] ass what is funny to did you see. their [ __ ] stillborn photos their. nice stillborn photos of a happy. family that was a crazy cause to be like. yo I'm going to bring light to this and. everyone's like bro that's so exens just. mourn for a minute trying can't be his.

idea who John Legend Johnny LED tight. sweater tight tight sweater John Legend. dude good speller is that what Kanye. says about him tight sweater good. spell so holy [ __ ] he called him the. good speller yeah he was just like I'm. not a good speller I didn't realize I. didn't know how to spell deathcon I. spelled a death con that was my mistake. he's like I'm a bad speller you can tell. he's he's really [ __ ] that's the. apology I'm Jewish I'm a bad speller. that's all it was and I was sleepy it is. what it is now we're here at this moment. it a sleepy tweet sleepy tweet dude get. sleepy tweet sleepy tweet yeah that's.

what he said he goes I met Defcon you. guys are reading into it I metant Devcon. yeah I think he was like I'm just a bad. speller he kept taking notes during the. podcast he's like I like that I'm going. to write that down blacks will often put. that F where the th is this was a nice. reversal it's open season he opened it. yeah it's open season it's open season. on what jeice versus blacks they can. Clash again Clash again Crown Heights. front lines dude remember what they did. to you guys they made you guys build the. pyramids I know the blacks and the. aliens teamed up and Kanye Kanye claim.

built the pyramids Kanye buil he claim. blacks built the pyramids blacks built. it hey blacks if you're the real. Israelites can I just say something. you're the real Israelites where were. you doing the [ __ ] Holocaust you. should have stayed quiet during all that. [ __ ] [ __ ] speak up take some of the. abuse hey some of them liberated you. guys two of them two of them so you. better say thanks. thanks that brown there was there was a. black Holocaust what there was a black. holoc. the French algerians raped their way.

through in World War I through the uh. what is it the sudet land and then by. World War II there were a bunch of black. people in Germany and they were all I. believe they were Holocaust they didn't. they didn't farewell during the. Holocaust no I think they were but I'm. you know they were you know team in arm. in arm Jew is black also and agreed yes. he would you're welcome wait victim's a. victim thank you James thank you I'm. sorry I think we should all come. together dude that's all I'm trying to. say we should all come together all come. together and our hat of the Astros.

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Phillies won yeah I was like just. interrupt me wait till in between you. know what I did I I was before I went on. it was the end of the Astros game yeah. it was so during the seventh inning they. the TVs were on in the showroom and the. whole crowd was going crazy [ __ ] that so. I'm like sitting there listening in The. Green Room like they're watching the. game dude they're going now we got to. turn to be like games off hey everybody. Welcome to the comedy show bar show so. yeah it was rough so they turn the TVs.

off the show starts they were actually. pretty good but I knew it was coming it. was in the 9th and I had my phone on the. stool watch I had the game I had the. game live so I could be like while. you're doing stand up in the middle of. my set I was like all right hold on uh. sound lady could you turn the TVs back. on with the sound and they got to watch. Aaron judge [ __ ] ass get [ __ ] out. you were in houon in Houston I was on. stage when they clinched you had the. game playay game on my sto turn and I. was like turn it on they turn on the. game place [ __ ] went crazy and then I. was like that might ruin the show but.

the first joke I told they were. like so they were so excited dude was. that that was the beginning of your set. that he hit the home run no it was the. Astros game not the pH but I was in. houon so the Houston Astros got World. Series it was a nice moment damn dude. yeah that's [ __ ] wild it was a cool. moment did you keep the game on the. entire time during your set or just in. the beginning well it was it was pretty. early it was the ninth inning when I. went on stage did you say you're I just. out yeah I closed the set with [ __ ] the.

Astros go Phillies good [ __ ] yeah I said. [ __ ] you guys Phillies I'm kind of Blown. Away dude to come keep keep the game on. while you perform might be the next. thing you have to do always have the. game on while you do stand up that's old. bar shows that always happen like we're. not turning the Laker game off keep your. cell phone playing the game and stop. like I don't know like oh [ __ ] they. scored touchdown keep going in um think. about it I will I will continue I like. that it was fun it was fun to look over. that's so [ __ ] funny but um the you you.

did that in Philadelphia you told them. yeah they went more nuts than any. response I got any response I it was. like wild for about a minute and a half. straight that's pretty cool old ladies. like they stopped interrupting my bits. for [ __ ]. once animals in Philly what was that. 2009 I think when they won I was there. in Philly I was going to school and they. won and i' like turn on the TV it was. the nin series of the world ninth inning. of the World Series I was like oh [ __ ]. they won and [ __ ] it was a riot I. went and particip in ride I was like. cool and I walked down and drank beer in.

a deli and was like we did it I'm not. paying for. this. stealing the last time I was there was. the weekend before you were a peaceful. protester I was I was a peaceful. protester there's going to be a peaceful. protest if the if the Phillies win there. will definitely be a peaceful protest. along with the rachal protest the eagles. they were pulling people out of their. cars and [ __ ] beating him up for no. reason yeah did I was there that weekend. they were greasing up poles I might give. the Philly beating up white people what. is theing up PO thing that's cuz they.

climb and they don't stay up there and. dude's fault I think someone fell and. died they like people climb the top of H. and they fell and like fractured their. skulls that's a tribute to the victory. it's a it is it's the greatest it is. Awakening an ancient like energy and. dudes to like be victorious in the World. Series dudes I I watched him hit that. home R guys look each other in the eyes. and they're like yeah it's pretty sick. it's really really fun dude it's awesome. it kind of rules that was I was so happy. when he hit that home run when Bryce hit. that he did that for me dud we need to. be accessing that more throughout the.

day just look just find someone. like together every wearing the jerseys. out there yes yeah what are you talking. about people beating people up for the. Eagles yeah when the Eagles won they. were pulling people out of their cars. and just that's not true 100% I've never. seen more look it up new La Mer look it. up I've never seen. more I was I was around I left that was. fans yeah no they're just beating up. randoms it didn't matter that's how they. show love in Philadelphia. yeah yeah fine I want to see if that's.

the case that's pretty I don't think. that's true I think always I I think. there case of the. JM the. JM you are the JM dude I am I I anyway. the point dude I'm switching allegiances. yes I'm swapping are you really no. longer a Yankee dude no [ __ ] them they. betrayed me too many times this is this. is unbelievable this is a big moment. folks Aon judge it's not all about the. regular.

season yes Bryce oh [ __ ] dude it's time. that's how you do it you are good in. that I've always loved you bro that does. suit you better those colors oh God yeah. you good in red and white that's the. move I'm dude I don't know why. conversions of different sports teams. are frown upon I'm like that's what I'm. saying wait to see the winning team. everyone root for the winning team and. the whole country can just be like wow. yeah Phillies are America that they're. about to sucede yeah true don't Ro for.

Texas stol in Mexican territory how. about they give that [ __ ] [ __ ] back I. was hitting them with that did you yeah. I was down there I was saying you guys. are lucky you know anytime I perform in. the South I like to tell them who's in t. Elon Musk Joe Rogan rich people no the. common man's in Philadelphia heard that. D yeah ight chaman that's right Meek. Mills yep yep Allan Iverson Andre 3000. he's still there yeah where in. Philadelphia Andre 3000 was in. Philadelphia for a. while I know he plays playing the flute. just walking around playing the flute.

really what tracks I didn't know that. yeah all right a good B that's pretty. that's huge you're in dude thanks. welcome to the Brotherhood it's going to. be a fun one it's to and you get to. watch the Eagles win the Super Bowl too. dude they're playing so good I hope they. win it it's going to be crazy James what. do you think about it I'm just. struggling to keep up with a lot of. these names but I'm loving them tell us. about Australia what's going on over. there in general what's going what's. going little we are you guys still are. you guys being gay about co uh we're. getting a little more relaxed okay yeah.

just now just now yeah like in the last. couple weeks no it's the stickers are. still everywhere you you get to stand. where you want on the floor likeor. stickers this place and that place it's. pretty dehumanizing honestly you still. got in New York and California you've. got masks in weird places like libraries. have masks still you have to wear mask. you do every people work in libraries in. America are the biggest [ __ ] yeah. yeah nobody goes to libraries except to. go to librar anymore SP a lot of time in. your libr what are you doing in librar. oh I went to I was walking around La and.

I didn't I just had 15 hours in LA with. my bag and I just walked around so I. went to the Englewood you call your wife. your bag she her she's not allowed to. come she's not allowed to travel so you. went to the library yeah what did you. read uh I there were good books on Chess. at the Englewood. Library colle you went to library on. Englewood dude I didn't know anything. about it [ __ ] read a book about Chess. I read several books about Chess in the. Englewood puppet Library great murals. great toilets lingle a dum in the.

library I did take a big. D took a [ __ ] I'm turning up I'm taking. America to the max I'm loving it here a. great country is actively trying to shut. down all the libraries why cuz he's a. huge waste of money they're obsolete we. can just give everyone a hard drive with. all the books on them and shut down the. physical or use the physical space or. something more useful put Theus in there. that's what I'm saying he's shut down. all librar I don't know I'm kind of with. him how people need Wi-Fi. I mean get it they get it in New York.

with those [ __ ] kiosks they all got. phones and then we built them kiosks so. they could charge their phones yeah like. if we kept a warehouse full of cassette. tapes it be like dude [ __ ] get that. warehouse out of here it' be crazy what. are you going to do with all the books. burn them burn them burn them yeah burn. them for heat in the winter what would. the JM say about that the jm's not going. to be happy when that happens right now. the jm's are the one censoring. everybody they're helping us be better. versions of ourselves I still I still. want to be one point for the dick H the. dick haircut it's like all right figured.

that out a I've never heard someone say. it's more sensitive that must have been. crazy yeah oh it's I mean I think it's a. better shape sky tissu is in a better. location it's rib for sure it's better. shape it's like a muffin top yeah I'm. I'm. [ __ ] and also there's like the the. clean with the forkin things get trapped. you got to wash it all the time and. there's the smell ESP that must have. been tough just open happy yeah I don't. you had stuff in your penis not anymore. but you used to have good stuff in there. like a little it's like a belly button.

belly belly button stink huh it's not. right that sexy as a belly button for. some people very sexy but not for me. that was a good one I guess are you. circumcised yeah everyone in your. country is are you circumcised everyone. we're nice people we're good smart. people it's a Jude Christian Nation. she's circumcised too. hey. hey what's happening yeah can you talk. about. yeah let's let's get into this so you. went to we've talked about that cult.

before which cult yeah your cult oh the. Catholic thing yes yeah we Matt Matt. brought it to my attention years ago I. just read about it in a magazine the. nicest I'm I'm resisting the cult it is. the nicest loveliest town I've ever been. to Cults are nice terrible football team. really well who are they playing against. uh they're playing Toronto wait which. which what town uh Stubenville Ohio I. loved it yeah that's a Catholic town he. he's like a devout Catholic yeah it's.

like back the priest back you ever see. those Church of the Holy Seer where they. swing those [ __ ] steel rods full of. smoke yeah I love it damn that was. badass smells and bells yeah do you what. do you like that one black dude Latin. Mass I do yeah wait which black dude uh. Jesus yes we love him he wasn't black. dude what I mean Arab he would have been. in the Sun a lot he would have been. darker than we are today I like how the. blacks try to claim him and he's clearly. Arab yeah he's obviously Arab. and they were like not white means black.

we all did come from Africa though you. ever think of that I mean who built the. pyramids I don't know. aliens calling us aliens now aliens and. the blacks that is crazy to have an. eighth wonder of the world just lift it. up under your fingertips like n that was. that was yeah we did that we did that we. did that you guys what have you guys. done [ __ ] stock market uh Prett good. you know what else that is pretty good. air. uh you had uh oh nuclear nuclear.

weaponry yeah yeah why think why don't. we just settle it once and for all there. that has to be the easiest thing to like. truly investigate and just prove approve. and then from there be like all right. what's that like who might to be like. it's the Jewish controlled media like. that's a lie like fine I don't care I. wonder know why we won't admit it hit. the [ __ ] paperwork and then be like. look it's we only own 30% and be like. yeah that's fair right 50 60 7 like what. percentage of the media would have to be. owned and then it's like at that point. it's like gini's looking it up be on.

list. dog the thing that freaks me out it's. like why not just like look into it and. then be like oh it's 60% and people go. okay well that's fair free market. capitalism why you cry yeah that's what. I'm saying it's like what's the. fuss it's not a group it's their. individuals who all own it yeah that's. what I'm saying but they they are Kanye. West is arguing like yeah but if they. happen to all be if 90% would happen to. be Jewish who own the media. theoretically. yeah he's like I'm just saying that's.

the case and they're like no that's not. true I was like dude we can easily prove. this well it is true the guy the guy. from Virgin doesn't is not Jewish most. of the heads of media corporations are. Jewish yeah that's yes yeah really I. think. that's your basketball players are. black black owned NBA the what you can. be white and play in the NBA like the. Blackness doesn't qualify you to do it. and maybe it does I don't I'm not. familiar with the rules this country I'm. just saying white people having a hard. time Sports over here we're having a bit. of a Renaissance dude we've been flying.

in those Eastern European Bros we having. renissance getting big croatians in. there the last two years in the NBA has. been a honky he's so good yeah true G. wait who owns the media corporations. is well that's am I right hold on we. don't change the subject get to the. bottom of the JM okay that's what I'm. talking I'm newor. this we're talking over each other true. true this is exactly what the JM.

wants they want us. squabbling what's what's the prognosis I. mean I tried car can't find dat they. won't let you find the data why not. that's what I'm saying first page of. Google know CEOs there are who owns. YouTube. Google a. lady no not CEO we're talking about. owner yeah bro we we're talking about. the board who owns YouTube. is Zuckerberg is big he's. Jewish that's a big one but then Bezos.

owns Amazon he's a he's not Jewish he's. not Jewish but that's not media yeah. what the [ __ ] Bezos they have they. have Amazon Prime he's like super like. top level white what's that one it's. like zoast what's zoan is he Z asrian he. might be zo. asrian that predates Judaism though yeah. I that one of the first. monotheisms damn dude zor asrian it's. true yeah yeah can marry your cousins. Aur Mazda is the God and he has an evil.

counterpart that brought all the evil. into the world what what's the evil. guy's name I forget it's something like. that but it's like Mr NAU yeah yeah. that's the. translation aism was the [ __ ] for a. while and it just completely collapsed. Yeah couple guys left Jesus came and. gave the world the truth well yeah then. it was Judaism you guys tried to deny it. and you hurt him you. heard you guys were mean to our Lord. yeah we tried to stop something that. would affect our.

dominance you had no dominance D Rome. was [ __ ] you guys up David [ __ ]. nuked you guys with a goddamn slingshot. bro what yeah Judaism was the most. powerful place on Earth well I I do. think they were in the process of. getting you couldn't even figure out. what you were trying to. say it was pretty good the the Romans. came in and gave you we had we had a no. conversion rule when David was in charge. yeah like we're too you guys are going. to do this for the wrong reasons now. just trying to join up no conversion.

that is the one thing the Jewish history. is it's epic dude yeah literally a small. band of dudes fighting their way out of. a desert trying to get killed from every. angle yeah I'm like it's kind of a. success story a [ __ ] huge success. story it's crazy now they control the. biggest empire in the world the media. it's pretty sick they control the saying. control the banks and media I think. there's I think the history is so. [ __ ] lit and terrifying and it's just. like dude I'm I'm if I find out that.

it's 95% JM it's just a big high five. like dude that's the craziest all every. Nobel Peace Prize or every Nobel they. they win everything they what I'm saying. if we find out it's true then it's like. okay what's good how' you do it yeah. right learn from them focus on the. positives that's what I'm saying I think. no one will give me the data I don't the. ultimate high five make dudes what who. are the big media Outlets cuz they were. saying. like two. CBS CBS at&.

Comcast but they were saying Jews. control the media before any of these. places existed true I think they did but. who are who are they don't you literally. can't talk about you literally cannot. talk about this why can't we talk. because they think if someone got the. right [ __ ] internet image of like all. the things they would just everyone. would launch a holocaust together it's. like I don't think that'll happen no no. if you want to appreciate it like they. said the Jews ran Hollywood Hollywood. was making the best movies in the world. the Jews were not running the French.

film industry ter movies I'm trying good. job did a job yeah my people were. literally white Savages in the plains. and we got Christianity which stem from. Judaism that's right even Christianity. comes out of us it does you have your. [ __ ] without us Jews made Christ araer. Jew November 2nd only on YouTube yes big. high five but and then Kanye West goes. he's been wronged his people have been. wronged. that's his complaint and he just wants. to engineer a better future but you his.

whole point is you literally cannot have. this discussion at all we're doing it. fair enough do we think we're doing like. that the can't have a discussion is is. interesting yeah you can't talk about it. cuz it's but they also from every angle. you go oh okay it's like yeah but the. Holocaust was in the 1940s bro yeah I. have a penny from when there was the. Holocaust I think yeah I can go oh that. was a bad year that was a bad year let. me have that penny. but when he says you can't just any. Penny really will do but yeah that's the.

one that's like it's kind of weird but. he said like you can't talk about this. but he wasn't just talking about it he. said he wanted to go deathcon three but. his whole thing is he has to go over the. top to open up the convo but like there. should be level you're nuclear war on. Jewish people where if there was no line. that would be weird if the media was. like yeah everyone should be having. nuclear war against Jewish people three. against the Jews is wild it's a lot you. can't have a discussion like you have to. a mental break down I think he's I think. he's super smart and up to something.

he's trying to make interesting points I. don't think I think he's been White. lives matter mean it's got to mean. something more than just I hate black it. had the pope on the front and it had. Spanish no one read into read about the. [ __ ] he watched Candace Owen's. documentary yeah about how black lives. matter is a fraud she made a documentary. about that he watched it he was like. this is the truth he brings it up he. brings it up yeah he loves that. documentary he brings that up he recites. it what does he say then Lex is like. he's like dude I'm as he's like I'm as. healthy as I've ever been I haven't.

taken medication in two years Lex was. like how you been sleeping he goes. That's loow hanging fruit bro don't ask. him was he s like basically alluding the. fact he was in manic episode he goes. dude you're better than that that's that. like Piers Morgan old guy on the way out. low hanging fruit grab rating [ __ ] he. goes don't do that man wow how you been. sleeping low hanging he was hitting him. with like are you on a manic episode. right now oh don't do that don't just. call me crazy he's like that's did Chael. when he's like I don't want to do this. anymore you guys make this suck and. they're like you must be crazier on. drugs y dud he either is but I think.

Kanye is having a man it's so hard to. dude cuz you watch it it is a lot of its. complet mean it's not my business yeah. what you know true fair point if he. wants that if he's having a mental. breakdown who am I to sit there and be. like he's crazy I'm not calling EAS. easier to write off a point you don't. like by saying You must be crazy and to. be fair I think I've podcasted it while. manic to be. fair to be fair yeah that might be why I. kind of watch him and I'm like I love. it is interesting my brother on a manic. episode be like here's another thing I'm.

thing A Beautiful Mind was a good movie. yeah but no it is yeah it's it's a it's. weird the whole thing's weird and very. uncomfortable very uncomfortable but it. is you know I don't know it's. interesting but like six of the last. manic episodes have been great back. toback no one when he was on Ellen when. he was doing the did you see the BBC. interview 10 years ago when he's on it's. tremendous all over the place thereo I. think I think yeus is a full manic.

episode dude I think evolutionarily it. might have a place and like some dude. just goes berserk for six months and. comes back with like one good idea and. you're like whoa [ __ ] yeah yeah kind of. sick he would go berserk and put out. like the best music yeah yeah yeah you. got to be a little crazy to be on that. level you renamed yourself from an. already fake. name the name change is W yeah he does. make wild claims too like I'm the best. writer it's shakes than me [ __ ] like. that and at least he gives up for. Shakespeare also Jew true nuh yeahuh no.

he's Catholic no he Catholic. no that makes it true if we got we got. it just sever pound you guys you try to. divide everybody oh my God man but yeah. that's the uh it was shakesp earlier. shakes change to fit in. [Music]. where we.

at what a joy what a joyous podcast I. will say this is a joyous time it is it. is Joy I had such a joyous time last. night what' you do just watched got. hammered and watched standup comedy dude. I can't wait to drink it I Bernie Mac. for an air and a half Bernie Mac it's so. [ __ ] good he knows all the words to. Bernie Mac and that's really hard cuz. there's not a lot of words in Bernie ma. yeah true. lot it was so beautiful Bernie Ma I said. that Steve Harvey was my favorite. comedian ever and he said Bernie Mack is.

number one Steve Harvey maybe good no. Steve Harvey was excellent Steve Harvey. was excent but Bernie ma was milk and. cookies milk cookies that was so great. dude we watched Bernie ma Bernie Mack. was so good that I put on Pimp. Chronicles after William and it was it. was what was on it was fine compared to. how good Bernie Mack was it is really. dude the Bernie Mack show was good his. sitcom was good dude so funny based off. milk and cookies was it really that gay.

kid he's just fish though in the show. two-year-old sheated balls she a sheer. for the. devil it's. incredible when I see my brother there's. going to be a misunderstanding dude k k. able you know K killed able I mean dude. literally every single sentence he said. was just like yeah it was perfect it's. incred truly perfect and he's in this. suit he's in the F he looks like a. pastor he's got like a eyes his hand and. he's like dude I'm big. bone no that specially take my [ __ ] out.

this whole room get dog K that milk and. cookie special was honestly like the. Pinnacle yeah of like how good standup. comedy could be it's literally every. sentence delivers yes let me tell you. something yo stop perfect facial. expression you're like God damn it's I. mean it's making me happy again yeah. punch punch punch. punch he's reached like a absolute just. Nirvana of like ability where every. single sentence you're like my sister's. [ __ ] up y'all you got some in your. family don't [ __ ] do ever he doesn't.

get to and then there's a girl and the. little girl let me tell you about her he. just goes two-year-old's devil the setup. is the punchline now six-year-old he a. [ __ ] yeah like heom he a homosexual. I'm sitting there I'm just like yes he's. just called a kindergarten a [ __ ] oh. my God yes that was. a yeah I know a six-year-old walking. around like. this him downstairs him downstairs who. the [ __ ] is him yeah God damn it that. was great him. downstairs that's universally everyone.

like dude to translate that into like. Dubai must have been so funny oh yeah an. eight-year-old Muslim boy just be. like speaking of Dubai [ __ ] uh Steve. Harvey was at the fight you see him it's. crazy Steve Harvey was just in the front. row surrounded by Saudi like dude in. white yeah it was sick he was in like a. beige suit dude I I Harve rules I sent. you that uh clip of the dude Slim Thug. in Dubai I sent you that video that.

might be my favorite thing it just E's. htown by the way of just black dudes. dressing like chics and walking through. Dubai and stunning I'm like I hope that. is a thing that keeps like going on I. hope it that's my favorite I love the. world's colliding it's my favorite thing. just watching a dude [ __ ] stunt on. one of those spinny things black dudes. own those spinny things at parties I've. never I want to things like a. French you there's a spinny thing where. like you go on it with your Bros and. there's a 360 camera and you can just. stunt for like 3 seconds get cool.

Instagram video you get like the sickest. Instagram video dude I live in fear of. that I've been to Black weddings where I. see the spinny thing and I'm like. someone's going to grab me up on there. and I'm always I'm walking away from. that thing you cannot go on the spinny. thing I mean dude you see that video. that uh there's a black there's a black. Jimmy vmer that tries to get on one he's. got the thing falls off you not spin we. had this with this not happening we. filmed like. you guys were early on the spinning. thing yeah the in it look like it went.

around us yeah it's like a crazy machine. you just hold a weird pose and then it's. like how much is it to rent that for the. day I might practice I think. like next black wedding you got to have. the Moose ready to go just get there ear. just do Che on the playground just do it. like on a carel I don't think he know he. does go to several yeah my wife my. wife's jewi the the story you said black. Israelite she's true also the thing you. said about going on uh wild and out at a. party it my one of my favorite ever. podcast stories I it was a fun time I've.

listened back to it a couple times on. wild and out no it was the I was at I. was at a party my wife's family. unbelievable my wife's from the south. side of Chicago so I'm at a party I'm in. the Southside and they were like they. were people were wearing like wild and. out like shirts in there and I was like. yeah it makes sense I don't know what. the hell is going on everyone's matching. everyone's looking good I'm you know I'm. not really asking questions and then the. uh then they they had they had planned. to have a competitive wild they were. going to do wild and out themselves in. their backyard freestyle the every all.

the all the bits dude and then I'm. sitting there I get picked to play and I. was just like dude please for the love. of God leave me out of this and I just. played I you know and he had to do a. freestyle a freestyle about being black. in America that was the topic and I was. like you guys are killing me dude what. was your I had do a freestyle in the. blackest place in America about being. black in America Stone sober and it was. what was it about your daughter in. America it's easier than you think dude. and it was as the spot go it was it was. truly. terrible I don't know about that being.

black I don't know about that but my. daughter might know half or it was. terrible that was nice it was good but I. I it was clumsy dude I'm I'm giving. myself more credit I remember maybe I'm. just being self-critical on my bar I'm. sure you're being be judging my bars no. you think he killed it on the freestyle. that was not a bad one off the top that. was not bad at all you're right I had. some other but I was like you know you D. the drive home was just tort and they. didn't give it up they should have been. like it was kind of like very supportive. I got some lukewarm okays and I was like. I know what that is that's [ __ ] okay.

maybe it's about to start. [ __ ] [ __ ] that's a bad position went to. the back and I was like it was fun. though making people laugh trying to. make people laugh to spit water out was. fun that is fun that was good that's. when I did all right then yeah wait they. they drink some water you water two. people sit in a chair and you have to. stand with a microphone there's a DJ. Behind there's a DJ behind us by the. way my wife's cousin was just he was. mixing it up on one it was nasty and. then you just make jokes try to make.

dude watching people who like just it's. like they weren't comedians so they're. trying to make people laugh and it was. just like watching people getting. teleported into like Open Mic energy was. so fun for me like oh [ __ ] I don't know. man [ __ ] yo like yeah what else do I. want to talk about it was so [ __ ]. funny he's like surpris it got very. sexual too yeah people start going very. people started like shaking their ass in. like the one dude's face and like it was. wild I remember sitting there just being. like whoa was it kind of erotic I was so. nervous at the time I was like a bunny.

just like like my sexual faculties won't. really. work you in a. foxhole it is funny to be so just. checkmated by life where it's like I I. there's I can't be like no I'm not I. mean I could have been like no but then. like then it gets weird that would have. sucked be no and sit from afar I was. like I got to do this had to do it next. time I play wild out I'm ready dude. you're good at that I'm GNA start. writing you're good to jump into things. you have to dude you're very good at. that you have to jump in that's life. dude in my head I was like I can say no. to this and I was like yeah but dude why.

why the fact that like dude when like. when you know when things culminate in a. thing it's like why I sit it out yeah so. what if you hit hard what if it just. came what if my bars murdered dude that. would have been nasty but he [ __ ] he. [ __ ] me on the subject if it was. anything else I might have actually. murdered yeah what it's like to be black. in. America what that pick out of a hat or. they gave it to you specifically he. claimed they were already set so to be. fair for them to alter them D to my skin. color would have been racist so I I. support him my wife yelled at him but I. said no brne he did the right thing he.

did the right thing but yeah I mean it's. that's that's old that's ancient history. bro I'm surprised you weren't there. trying to sign. someone his RS are very good they could. make a lot of money off. him I will take advantage of him let's. put him in a dag and put him to the top. whoa we designed that for what we. designed that for 50 cents we designed. his whole outfit that you guys Jews. design the 50 gunit tank top oh yeah.

that you guys keep getting better dude. the Jews are sick dude we've always said. that we we've never been critical of the. our Hebrew Brothers we've wish to learn. more I've always been like I'd like to. learn more we do seek knowledge in the. Torah true we seek knowledge tell. knowledge yourself you don't like these. types of jokes you're a true C no no I. love I love Jewish people yeah I can. love jewi what's your take on the old. test do you read the Old Testament part. right exciting it's 10 action-packed. yeah yeah action-packed Old Testament.

guys action pack we're going to switch. over to the patreon yeah good call I. think it's time I also have to dump oh. nice I got big crap. coming you'll see me in a minute. relieved on the patreon goodbye thank. you oh Ari yeah plug your thing. youtube.com shafir go subscribe now. it'll be out next week it's going to be. good I saw it it's it's very good I. think it might be your best work it is. thank you I appreciate I think it is. it's really [ __ ] good thanks for. saying it like that instead of this is. your first good work no you got you got.

some good stuff You' got some very good. stuff James what what what's going on. with you do you want to say anything to. the listeners follow me on Instagram I'm. trying to buy a camaran I got a podcast. about trying to buy catamaran you've got. a podcast the James Donald Forbes mccan. catamaran plan it's catamaran like a Pon. Jesus Christ $500,000 boat yeah and. what's the name of the podcast the James. Donald Forbes mccan catamaran plan it's. not very SEO friendly but uh I'm it's. not going well and you have a podcast. about your journey to buy this $500,000.

it's a boat right it's a boat yeah I. spent a lot of that money coming. here he's like I've almost had it like. you're going to get the catamaran I hope. you do on the James Forbes I don't even. try it's not even worth it if you keep. your if you keep this this this special. is the important thing I want to touch. you too I hard to it touching is nice. nice That's hell yeah we're going to go. yeah we're out of here it's time to go. yeah we'll do yeah we'll do that go. Phils thank you for having me.

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