Ep 409 - Everything is Sweet

w wow. West oh just got back from the Rocky. Mountains performing out there what was. the elevation when you're performing the. elevation sucks D were you were you. concerned about the elevation no I was. dying yeah dude you could have passed. out the elevation was brutal you could. have [ __ ] passed out I couldn't tell. if it was because I was extremely. nervous or not but as soon as I got on. stage my mouth was. like yeah [ __ ] Navy. Seals oh God that I'd be so scared I. would BL I would blame it all the I. would demand like a hyper bar chamber or.

something to perform from some sort of. suit that dude you wake up every day. your Skin's totally dry your mouth's. totally I mean that also could be a. hangover. but it also could be 30. beers night number one was rough dude it. was party time I was coming from Vegas. that was a rough trip from Vegas that. was actually that was actually a [ __ ]. incredible trip dude the fight yeah it. was it was incredible yeah that's. awesome took a private jet with st Ries. PJs me and Lex fredman and Joe Rogan on.

in ch the PJs it was crazy how was it it. was wild dude I just sat there and those. two were chatting Lex Freeman him we're. talking about I don't know what the [ __ ]. that state of things stuff talking stuff. you said yeah I was just like I can't. wait for this fight and they were like. we forgot you were. here yeah dude that's [ __ ] sick yeah. I've never I've never been on a private. jet those things are pretty scary dude. those things you know like big ass. planes you hit turbulence you think it's.

bad those little guys hit turbulence. you're literally like I was trying to. imagine it I was on a smaller flight. like a smaller commercial flight and I. was trying to imagine if no one else is. on it to get a feel like dude there must. be so much space it is I mean you can. just walk around but it's also the. turbulence is scary yeah dude and then. you know is like a hard ass so he's like. you like that you little nervous it's. like yes dude this is also flying with. Rog is just scary why dude the CIA is. about to True dude body count is real.

yeah a little bomb on this private jet. yeah this how they kill everybody. private jet crashes I was just going to. say they crash the most especially with. Lex. fredman yeah dude damn that was a highly. crashable PJ. yeah Trump probably Trump probably was. like no Shane's on there true leave them. leave them don't deep. State true but yeah that was crazy the. whole thing was crazy com out might be. the biggest [ __ ] dildo of all timee.

what happened he just I don't know he's. awesome sure kachay is awesome in UFC. but and he's so good like his wrest that. was terrifying watching him wrestle I. told you it was like two cats dude like. when you were that close and watching. those dudes like flip and roll around. when you sent me that it was the perfect. description yeah looks like a cat. killing an animal they just locked up. grabbed his neck and was rolling with. him and [ __ ] and then finally he was. like the guy would try to get off and. he'd somehow gra it it was gross well. that Russian [ __ ] bro yeah it is.

superior to BJJ what it Russian [ __ ]. it's Superior I I just the Tweet you. sent me they had that that with the. caption yeah it's like well it's. Superior to BJ I saw mck's got blitzed. for for the. BJ that made me laugh so [ __ ] hard he. got attacked for saying something about. BJJ dude that's you can't criticize. Jitsu I'm telling you can't crize. people's. jits they say you can't like like white. guys don't have their nword it's like B. JJ is a close one to get white guys.

fired off dude if somebody's bjj's. [ __ ] you'll get most white guys be. like what the [ __ ] what did you say. about jits what the [ __ ] did you say my. jits is strong right now I can't I think. yeah you can't call white guys white. trash there is one what's the one white. oh you say white uh Whatchamacallit for. white people white privilege that's one. that'll fire that'll fire white guys up. but you also jits is a quick one jits is. one of the off Sho just being like jits. is [ __ ] gay dude dud eight out of 10.

white guys I'll [ __ ] break your arm. right now like all right that's gay as. [ __ ] dude you GNA break my arm that's. [ __ ]. gay but when you see it in person when. you see those dudes rolling around it's. truly scary it's terrifying as soon as. comma [ __ ] shot [ __ ] grabbed him soon. as [ __ ] shot grabbed him it was so scary. dude he s to [ __ ] twist your neck but. he also he missed weight by like eight. PBS and everyone was like this guy's a. [ __ ] [ __ ] why'd he do that but. there's a part of me that like like I. see him he you can tell he wants to be.

like liked yeah he seems like he really. wants to be liked but he's trying to be. the heel so he like comes out he's like. you know what well [ __ ] you guys and. everyone boo him he's like really yeah. why did he miss all that wait how do you. do that though uh I think his I I think. his uh trainer the guy who was making. him cut weight was like you got to stop. like doctors were like you need to stop. oh okay they might have like a different. calorie system and [ __ ] use bab and. [ __ ].

who's Bak Cranium where he's from and. who's Bak Cranium they might have they. might have messed up the math on. calories and like well we gave him four. goats we should have gave him two y he's. not in pound he's Swedish now he trains. in Sweden I'm te I'm teasing don't tease. them dude please don't te teas I don't. want him to [ __ ] seek me out and. twist my who make me say uncle how fast. you think he make you say. uncle the scariest dude ever way and he. came out and sprinted onto the stage and. I was like holy [ __ ] ran out yeah he ran.

out from behind the curtain was. like yeah I'm fat for this fight yeah. he's like too big for everybody Crush. everyone then. s that'd be sick if he was just that. strong he tried to cut weight but he. just kept gaining muscle and it just. wasn't is he's like built weird too he's. like long yeah yeah he's he's going to. be a problem's be real Menace for notice. dude yo don't [ __ ] get ready mck. you're about to see a lot of the champs. about to be boring as [ __ ] you're about. to watch wrestling matches don't you.

[ __ ] keep BJJ although if he was in. defense of Russian [ __ ] I'd have I'd. like yeah I could see that what he was. saying so mckever tweeted uh tap outs. tapping out shouldn't end a fight it. should end the round yeah and uh the. jits community was so pissed. dude Ian they attacked mck's it's funny. sweet I don't know why I know he's such. a sweetheart it's funny to think of him. getting. attacked he would definitely crab swirl. out.

he would definitely SC just being like. I'm talking Sports and people be like. [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you yeah oh man I. giggled that made me that I was I saw. that and I giggled at my house I said. that's very funny yeah it was cool I. stayed in manderlay Bay did you I saw it. dude I saw where it went down what floor. were you on I was on the 37th it was. close I was towards the top really but. he he had like a huge penthouse thing. yeah anyway what do you know about that.

off camera off camera secret top secret. guest tell me more about the Luxor. pyramid you. Sawk I saw the pyramid it was a Bud. Light pyramid now where I if you know. that the pyramid right next to where the. atrocity took place they put a Bud Light. Monument there's a Bud Light pyramid. there. now in honor what the f all the people. that were drinking Bud Light wait what. no there's just a pyramid that's right. next to it that's it's Las Vegas there's. a pyramid in a sphinx Sphinx right next. to it but Bud Light sponsored by Bud now.

now the yeah now it's got a big Bud. Light sign on it did they put up any. kind of Memorial no it's a [ __ ]. parking lot what yeah they're just it's. just an empty part is anyone I bet they. still have concerts there yeah I would. think so yeah who do you think who was. the next if I was at a concert there I'd. be. like whole time I'd have one eye on that. [ __ ] window true who who was the next. to perform after that it all went down. was that what concert was that the. country faster yeah it was a country one. there was someone had a broke in the ice.

you got to get a rapper in there what if. it's like I was supposed to say it's. probably a little Dirk or something you. gotta get a little Dirk little DKK in. there to fire the people up maybe it's. Boosy badass dude booy would do it go. ahead [ __ ] shoot down here that's a. good boo. true dude I had a [ __ ] absolutely. unsettling experience what happened I. went to the gym so I'm on a screen time. challenge right now minimal screen time. okay trying not to use it at all so I'm. going to the gym no headphones no music. oh that blows dude.

but I I go to a separate room at the gym. they just build it so usually it's just. me in there by myself and they have a. whole set it's really sick a whole setup. a girl walked in I go [ __ ] [ __ ] so I'm. like whatever no big deal we start. working out and all I could hear was. those. jeans like Civil War pants. on SL good I've been slimming dude yeah. you're so skinny I've been slimming I'm. at the gym so I all I can hear is my own. heavy breathing you going hold those. pants up soon I might I might mway I. might start touching I'm trying to get. skinny enough to touch that's so skinny.

yeah dude I'm [ __ ] you're not going. to be able to tuck boners huh you better. take it easy on those bull testical. pills pop dude I'm telling you I'm. [ __ ] you better that's probably what. stretched your trousers out Fu the boner. I was straight brick dude yeah I [ __ ]. brick my woman's noticed the difference. but go ahead really oh she's notic my. woman has I haven't shown it to her yet. but I I'm going to tell her about it be. like the reason I'm so bricked. up testical pills I was getting hard as. hell dude I was I was C you like hairy. years or something I was cuddling her.

last she like thanks for cuddling me. last night I was like was trying to rub. my boner on you but yeah but yeah no. problem anytime but so you're at the. gymnas at Gym De silent workout dead. silent I all hear is my breathing no. problem then a girl enters thank God she. had headphones but all I could hear was. me like and then she'd be like dude it. was the audio track of us having sex. basically that's pretty awesome that. only I was listening to and she was. listening to like you know whatever. music she was like Katy Perry whatever. but I was sitting there dude you feel I.

felt kind of in like I was like invasive. I was so happy she had headphones but. the whole time I'd just be like and hear. like yeah it was just like right in my. [ __ ] ears it was a small space pretty. sweet 30 minutes it was pretty I told. Britney about it yeah I'm on total. absolute honesty complete honesty like. Britney had like a lightly sexual. experience with the stranger you. probably should stop doing that no I. have to tell her you should definitely. not tell Bernie I had a lightly sexual. experience if my girlfriend told me. every sexual slight sexual thing i' be. to fuming you have to confess to them.

IMM I get the bull go and run I might. headbutt through a door go through a. door and chase her you say Britney I. have to tell you this right now I was in. the shower and I was tempted to think. about strangers while I was masturbating. but I ultimately decided upon you yeah I. tell her complete honesty tell her. everything yeah it's total I'm telling. you you whack off to your wife I've. completely just started. I jok but no I dude I'm telling you I. made a assault Covenant with myself last. night no more porn forever forever. forever I don't want to ever want to.

watch it ever again and it's not like. I'm not like spazzing about it it was. just porn sweet dude I just I mean it's. attract you know sweet as hell take I've. been watching sweet hold on sweet hear. me out hold on this isn't [ __ ] yes or. no dude porn is sweet dude porn is sweet. I don't think it's. sweet if you hold off for a while and. you're like oh yeah I haven't whacked. off in a while you toss on some. pornography yeah porno is sweet sure I. mean again dude that's like perets are.

like that's saying like perks are sweet. like it's attract I've never done them I. bet they're sweet perks are. sweet all this [ __ ] is sweet dude perks. sweet perks are definitely sweet as hell. what are you talking about dude perks. are not sweet I've never done a perk but. I guarantee they're sweet as [ __ ] I'm. saying the End Road every drug I've done. ever has been sweet as hell. dude there's never been a time I didn't. get [ __ ] up that I wasn't like that. was [ __ ] not sweet perg sets per. perets are sweet cocaine's sweet [ __ ]. while you're doing it you think so I'm.

about I'm thinking about n Road no so my. here's here's pornography is sweet while. you're doing it yeah but here maybe when. you're done when as soon as you crumb. and you see what you're watching okay it. chills so say this is a fair point I I I. do say that now say you walked up and. you found your dad's phone open with the. porn he was watching how [ __ ] sweet. is. that I'd literally walk over to him and. go you would go like that his what the. hell you watch son fat son.

stuck dad plows fat obnoxious son in his. throat just a dude pausing the game. football highlights oh [ __ ] I'm stuck in. the recliner come here. [Laughter]. son if you found out your dad was. whacking off to. you you're tell me that sweet your dad. whacking off to you being stuck or or.

like some weird chem sex where you come. home you've had too many Bud Lights. would rap me my dad was date raping. me uh well doesn't count it's a porno so. it doesn't count they do those all the. time or or like you were. rolling you ever get those pornh holes. like couples were on ecstasy no that's. sweet though pretty sick that sounds. sweet as hell it's pretty tight but it's. it sucks it's like all the it's always. lit under like weird black lights cuz.

you're like there're like is this legit. and you see the lighting set up and. you're like probably yeah. probably um I'll tell you what I. speaking of breathing I ran into some. trouble cuz I was trying to hide my. vicious cold sore from everybody I was. talking to not bad way you can see it. now yeah it was pretty invisible the. whole time I did a good job of attacking. it what did you use the I used ice and. the AA mhm and then someone told me to. buy these lysing that's that thing about. bought those but it didn't crack or. blister it it it wasn't bad but I also.

every time I was talking to someone. close I was. like I can't breathe out of my nose so I. was literally I was Tony's a Pano for a. week like people would be standing next. to me be like are you all right be like. yeah why they're like cuz you're. breathing like really you're like mad. people thought I was mad for a week. just it's probably the [ __ ] bold. asses. too but yes Vegas iswe. Vegas is pretty sweet I didn't know.

Vegas was sweet I thought Vegas would be. hell You' never been no that was the. first time I've ever how long you there. well also you had the ulate Vegas I was. in the yes it's usually just like seven. dudes who like spent way too much money. being like I need to get out of here yes. it it was I did I did get lucky with how. I was there but it is fun I went there a. long time ago when I was like a very. young man that might be aggressive bro I. was I had I went out there with like. literally zero money my cousin flew like. PID my plane ticket I went out there.

with the credit card and I did have a. blast but I remember being like that's. too much fun yes I had to get home I was. like I don't know how someone could do a. week out there I'd die no it was it was. uh I went and saw one of the nights I. went off and saw baratti was there nice. went and watched his new. hour so Good Nice N batti might be he's. funny he might be number one that was a. dude I heard about forever and I never. watched his clips and I after actually. we saw him in the tour B I was like I. got to see what this guy's all about. dude I was like hilarious he's yeah he's.

unreal um and then yeah anytime St Ries. you just go out and eat steaks every. night Tomahawk yeah huge massive amounts. of steak [ __ ] it's pretty sick is he. full is he carnivore died or is he keto. man he switch is on and off he was yeah. yeah let's talk rogi's diet I talk rog's. diet I want to know I just want to do. whatever he does because I feel like. he's got the inside I hang out with. those guys it makes me want to do what. they do like just eat steak Yeah feel I. mean I feel like he's got the insidee. work out I would just be eating steak.

just laying back down it's an oil tycoon. you be an oil. tycoon just steaking milk and just lay. down true but yeah dude that was pretty. much it I had that sexual experience uh. what else happened in Vegas or did it. stay in Vegas I mean obviously it stays. in Vegas what happens there does stay. there true uh I don't know I tried to. gamble my bank wouldn't allow me I was. like I want to put $10,000 on Nate which. it would have it was going to hit I knew.

it was going to hit uh I only put like. 400 bucks real [ __ ] bummer still one. I know I was I was like I'm in Vegas. Let's Go Crazy what' you do with the. gambling winnings it's just on a card I. have that stinks yeah but I'm going back. for skankfest oh yeah you're going to. lose 10,000 that be a tough no I don't. have 10,000. $800 I have a card that I'm going to go. into the sports book and put it on then. not Dame lost to [ __ ] Marshall. Marshall Marshall dude the Thunder herd. came into set no Dame sucks what the.

[ __ ] no D [ __ ] sucks dude how the. hell they lose to Marshall I don't know. that get that news while in Vegas yeah I. was watching the game in Vegas like. what's the what's the halflife for you. of like a Notre Dame loss like. biologically thankfully there was the. Nate Diaz fight that night so I was like. all right you took it you I I didn't. even have time to process it I had to go. straight to the fight but during the F A. lot of people were like Marshall they. would just that's.

supposed to be fun time it's kind of a. microaggression honestly for sure it's. pretty [ __ ] up so now no Dame plays. Cal this weekend tomorrow how you. feeling about. it not great they kind of stink I think. they're going to win I'm back dude I'm. back and they they might win out I mean. coming off a loss like Marshall dude. that's they better be hungry they're. wearing green jerseys this weekend are. you excited yeah dude what what's going. on with the royal family any news.

are you talking about Charlie Boy yeah. what happened there yeah yeah he can. call himself whatever he wants he's a. king fat finger king what happened with. the fat finger king and the pedophilia. he a pedophile him and Lord mount bat. were pedophiles they got Jimmy savell in. there Queen protected him yeah but the. guy the queen covered up the fene story. originally really yeah is that who got. it sealed well when the media they could. have broke it and the chick got hot mes. project Veritas hot mik that one chick. she spilled the beans. she was like the the royal family leaned.

on her told her to shut it down they. threaten your lives Andre they're insane. yeah prin Andrew is in the number two. now does it actually affect anything. that the queen died because I've heard a. lot of people being like oh man this the. worst time for her to die right now I. know she doesn't do anything I thought. she was like a Chuck-E-Cheese is it's. absolutely a chuckecheese people being. not a good time for her to die huh she. disappeared a bunch of kids in Canada. once true yeah I didn't know that yeah. what happened. just bunch of I think they were Indian.

kids really oh really yeah they were. under her Dominion yes yeah Canada's. theirs oh yeah dude so is Australia oh. yeah it's the Commonwealth yeah it's. [ __ ] up so yeah you're were saying. that the pedo prince Andrew he can come. back into the fold now well if if. Charlie Boy Goes Down And he needs. somebody to like be his number two. Prince Andrew's back on the. table I mean I hear me out I I mean I. think pedophil is gross and wrong but I. feel like.

what would you what would you say I'm. going to play I'm GNA play Devil's. Advocate play Devil's Advocate what do. you say about like only monarchs can do. pedophilia it does seem like it does. come with the. territory yeah I think they've been. doing it for like a thousand years I. think so pretty pretty I'm pretty sure. that's what the king's been up to yeah. I'm pretty sure I think that's all you. do as a king you like someone tells you. like do I have any money they're like. yeah we have a lot of money nice uh. what's up with the kids he's dude he's. also can't pay taxes all right bring me. your child true he's also a psycho with. the climate change stuff who prince.

Andrew no uh Charlie Boy he was a. [ __ ] he was like the original greter. thumberg really. yeah yeah how about the Patagonia guy. did you see that no have you seen this. have you heard about this who's. Patagonia guy the guy who owns Patagonia. like sold all the shares to fight. climate change what I think it was like. 3.5. bill yeah actually kind of sweet it's. kind of nice if you believe that stuff. that's nice of them to do climate so you. you think climate change is sweet what I.

like the fact that the you deny climate. change dude I have no idea I I can't. I'll be honest if someone ask me like. how the world's doing as a whole I'm. going to have to hit him with I don't. know how that works yeah I don't I don't. a [ __ ] idea no [ __ ] idea I don't. know how they predict weather well here. exactly I hear people go like well the. world warms up every now and again I. believe that and people like bro it's. not I've never been this warm and I'm. like yeah I only have maybe four years. of actually paying attention to the. weather under my belt collectively so. I'm I forget every year I feel like it I. literally forget what winter and summer.

are like Winters or War annually I. remember Winters I remember getting way. more icy blast as like the blizzard. don't get me started on the blizzard of. 93 how nice was that blizzard bro the. blizzard of 93 was probably my favorite. blizzard by far so sweet dude ice. blizzard dude I remember walking up a. hill actually I fell and hit my head. really hard but. the but I don't know people ask drift. against our house that was like as tall. as our [ __ ] Second Story [ __ ] dude it. was so exciting [ __ ] yeah I was very. excited as a young man yeah the blizzard. and I was I remember walking alone. through it being like does it get any.

better than this no once once you stop. going to school though snow [ __ ]. sucks yeah it become actually the while. it's snowing it is sweet yeah little. snow day yeah lock yourself in it's kind. of nice but then now I use that as an. excuse I'm like all right can't do. anything let's get start drinking I. [ __ ] up you black out and 6 p.m. you. wake up it's can't leave your house. weird slushy sh scream fight with your. girlfriend in a. blizzard yeah I [ __ ] up I I got my. first uh snowstorm last year with Maya.

and I like brought her out to a full. sledding experience not knowing that. like one and a half year olds get cold. quick and dude I like I kept her never. known that I didn't know that B's like. I'm like dude they'll be fine if I'm. fine she's fine like dude we she had. like baby like [ __ ] winner gear so. like we were out sledding and she came. back in like dude she her like Palms are. like she was red she hit the bathtub and. she was so cold the hot water hurt her. she was yeah I [ __ ] up that was my bad. I [ __ ] up I'll I'll tell on that so. I'm still working on that people like. what what's your take on climate change. I'm like bro I don't know I'm figuring.

out babies I'm working baby body. temperatures dude I'm I can't go for the. planet the who would have known but yeah. I mean could people use that for a nasty. agenda maybe I don't know who knows but. it's like I don't [ __ ] know I don't. [ __ ] know dude all I know is I'm. trying to get [ __ ] ripped right now. and take all my supplements dude yeah we. keep getting sponsored send us. supplements dude it's pretty fun I'm. whacked out right now I told you I had I. had a [ __ ] panic attack dude oh yeah. tell me you hit the wall [ __ ] I hit the. wall. thought it was just me that you can't.

combine the micros and the weed bro I. did it one time at a dance and I had to. [ __ ] run off the dance floor mid. dance Flo I froze it was like I get like. this it was like a wave of it's just. like it's like a uh you know they say. like smoking DMT it's like all of a. sudden you're tripping in two seconds. yeah that's what my [ __ ] was I get like. I it's like a pulse of a you're. instantly in a panic attack in four. seconds and it just goes HP and comes. over you in one moment dude and I I got. hit with those literally we're talking. I'm like all right I'm feeling kind of. weird I'm taking all all these I'm like.

just munching supplements and you're. supposed to these certain kind they're. like you can stack them with micro do. and I Haven been micro do in forever I'm. like I'll I'll throw that back in the. ring moning the micro do monching the. subs and I start I have a [ __ ] keg of. weed juice in my office so I'm [ __ ]. pounding that stuff God damn just. chugging that because I want dude I I. kept being like maybe I transcended my. anxiety I was like I might be over it. maybe I [ __ ] move past it maybe I no. longer fear things maybe I might be a. post like I'm talking about for my body. I'd get these crazy body oh but still I.

I think I have figured out weed anxiety. where I'm like okay this is this and. dudes can champ it I've been CH I have I. believe you can champ anxiety I and I'm. again I'm sure if I start up in the Anon. it'll get me again but when you mix like. a little bit of mushrooms and weed dude. it gives you like a for me it's a. different body feeling so we're sitting. there we're chatting we're talking I'm. like bullshitting about like being at a. Coldplay concert in 2021 and [ __ ] so. I'm like everything's everything's fine. so we go to start like all right let's.

start for real dude and I literally go. to start and I just go oh like say ask. me a question I just went uh shouldwe PA. for a second and just had to. goly [ __ ] I had to lean over Dude I was. [ __ ] having a complete panic attack. nice and it's like what was it about do. you recall it was just physical. Sensations it was just physical sens I. got the like I know the physical. sensation of being high from weed and I. can champ that the physical sensation of. like because it's like you get a. physical physical Sensation from weed.

and you go oh man what if this gets. worse that's where it all comes from. this might just be the beginning that's. how I was but I at that [ __ ] concert. I took a lot of mushrooms did I ate a. good amount really and like when it was. starting to Peak I was like o I hope. this stops I really hope this stops cuz. I'm [ __ ] like so and it did stop and. I had a wonderful wonderful experience. see that and that's and it always does. God and then it went back down I was. like I need to keep eating more mush you. need to go you need to keep going I had. the problem with me is the mushies alone. fine weed alone fine when I combine.

those two dude it spins every single. time I get this body wave from mushrooms. that I'm like in my head I'm like this. might go super far yeah and then I'm. like and then it's like lights Cam and I. was like giving a hot take on R we were. starting out with a hot take on race and. I was like he was like what was that. thing you were saying about like. uncomfortable bringing minorities into. like households in the 90s and I. was I've hit the wall complet and then. just came up and you know I've hit the.

wall I've hit the alcohol wall on. several podcasts it's the worst feeling. in the world dude I had a dude at the. airport yesterday was like saw you on. the bar stol case race dude what's up I. was like don't ever bring that up dude I. hit the [ __ ] wall I hit the wall so. hard on you were nice watch oh yeah that. was pure nice watch that was I I was on. the wall there yeah and alcohol is a. weird that's a crazy wall the wall on. kill Tony again did you they keep doing. kill Tony after Rogan yeah so we drink a. lot on Rogan and then to kill Tony and. I'm obliterate and anytime I'm hammered.

on a podcast I just scream the whole. [ __ ]. time he's. gay which I think is fun I think it's. fun well it's funny to be a Critic of. that I have a fun time it is funny to be. a Critic of that be rator I didn't like. a reditor. reditor a commentor who who coin was. that your. coinage oh RIT yeah the redditors. intelligencia that is. Reddit that is the true.

intelligen a redit to but it's also to. be like that guy got too drunk on that. podcast there's some dudes that are too. drunk for comedy shows that show up the. comedy shows like yeah I'm [ __ ] sorry. I. [ __ ] the show getting hammered on. going on doing stand up [ __ ] ruin the. show yeah doing being hammered and doing. I mean kill Tony seems like a show that. could handle being pretty drunk for that. yeah there's like seven six dudes on. there seems like you got to chill on the. way no that's the problem you have too.

many cold ones now you're you're front. and center. dude you're not going to chill in the. wings you're going to scream the entire. time no hold on everybody shut up Kenny. was cutting in the whole show dude I I. [ __ ] I watched all of season 4 this. this past week yeah I forgot how much I. stole his personality there so many he's. like the way you're talking to me right. now is nasty it's disgusting like all. that [ __ ] I forgot about I was watching. I was like [ __ ] dude. yeah he's uh just tell everyone make.

season 4 sucks dude never watch it that. sucks don't watch season that show is. actually over so [ __ ] good dude it. was I think the best I think it it's up. there for sure I thought the Mexico was. the worst and then I rewatched the. Mexico and I said that was the funni. exactly but it was the worst out of all. of them all of them were Sublime. Perfection and then I was like maybe. South Carolina might I don't bro walking. on his girlfriend getting his [ __ ]. eating in the stud me I thought you like. a [ __ ] with a heart of gold something. like you're just a [ __ ] theore heart. yeah unbelievable bro I think that's far.

and away the best comedy I honestly I. think they did it I think they fully I. think they fully that's it that's the. gold standard Stevie it's unbelievable. bro I was watch I was watching the show. I was like this is [ __ ] crazy this is. the best show of all time it's all it's. literally it's the gold standard it came. so good it came and everyone okay that's. it's as funny as a thing can get from. start from literally start to there's. not a single where I'm like yeah I. wouldn't have done that I'm like that's.

the funniest oh crazy oh yeah that's the. funniest the [ __ ] they say that is just. like the ra he says racist [ __ ] like. throughout the very beginning DN yeah. just getting away with it it's fun stuff. it is fun but uh yes Denver was sick. Colorado was sick yeah Red Rocks was. pretty cool mushrooms it sucks when you. do nothing when you do super cool stuff. CU I understand you have slight. trepidation talking about talking about. it yeah it's like yeah I took a private. jet and sad front row the UFC fight uh. that's not funny yeah the reditor will.

be like uh he's. changed yeah maybe I have. [ __ ] uh but no the here it is the. whole point of life to change Andel so. we did Red Rocks the night before yeah. somebody hit me whoa we just have. podcast. gadgets whoa dude you gonna hit the wall. who me you're slam as long as I don't. have the micro Dale arnard dude. I'm going 2.3 volts this is live liquid.

live resin so I want to keep the the. volts a little lower okay that's okay. with you if I you might want me to blast. at four volts but this is liquid live. resin so I should prob I should probably. blast at on liquid live resin yeah I. might burn the card okay don't burn it. don't I'll go up to 3.5 for you see. what's. up yeah bro taking myself back down to. two hold on. so so we did the Red Rock Show. [Laughter].

dude just kidding those are your toys. get your toys you got toys bro what's. this middle one that's a toy this oh. this one yeah uh this is the. tombstone that's a double I'm not. [ __ ] hitting that take it's single. that's a cloak I got cold. sore sorry go that's a good way to get. out of drugs sorry I actually have. herpes true um D I don't know if we have. I don't we have before but I don't know.

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listening thank you guys now back to. Matt and Shane's secret podcast I hope. you're enjoying the episode as much as. we are making. it we did Red Rocks it was extremely. exciting I was nervous get done it felt. like you did cocaine like you get done. you're like talking everybody drinking. picture fre that picture freaked me out. of that video I sent of that did I show. you that video I sent it to you guys saw. walking out and looking up at that it's. like holy [ __ ] scary um but then the. night we had to go to see uh Bert's.

favorite band Wilco. yeah which Bert's the [ __ ] nice best. dude yeah so I wasn't going to tell him. how bad Wilco [ __ ] stinks like I was. like godam you did the right thing if he. if someone brought you to a concert that. would put me I would so mad at that. would spin me out if I brought someone. to a concert and they're like this sucks. this sucks I F what the [ __ ] it was. still it was awesome we took a [ __ ]. party bus I would like very like. surreptitiously go find security like yo.

get this guy out and like never I would. never tell you yes cuz I couldn't face. you would tell you but I'd quietly be. like yo this guy just [ __ ] said. something terrible to me please get out. of here yeah I would be so [ __ ] up. yeah if you took someone to a concert. and they're like this your taste of. music sucks i' be like you suck dud what. the [ __ ] I got you tickets in a ride. here I know uh no you did the right. thing so we we I did keep it quiet but. the mushrooms did take over ah and I was. pretty vocal what happened well the.

opening band was on and I was like this. [ __ ] it just happened to be right when. the music stopped I was like yo this. [ __ ] sucks who was the opening B I don't. know I don't want to I don't true true. true true true but as soon as I said it. this girl turned around that was in the. in front of me and I was like oh [ __ ]. she's going to tell me to [ __ ] off I was. like I'm so sorry I'm so and she was. like no for real this [ __ ] sucks dude. turned around was like [ __ ]. sucks I was like nice everyone's in. agreement that's good but um yeah it was. it was really funny to take a lot of.

mushrooms and watch. 10,000 dudes dressed like hikers like it. was just though like I hate to be the. guy that's like this is white like white. [ __ ] that was the whitest thing I've. ever seen in my life wico at Red Rocks. all white dudes all whiteo every in. Denver yeah everyone just standing there. going yeah 10,000 dudes you look up. they're all going yeah true. so [ __ ] crazy and it like I didn't.

even notice it my girlfriend was like. look around like look at the people and. as soon as I started looking around I. was like holy [ __ ] this is the corniest. this is the corniest thing I've ever. seen in my life but then you'd watch it. and I'd get into it and I'd be like damn. these guys are good yeah they're good at. what they're doing yeah I like wo but. it's still gay yeah I think it'd be. tough with a B I mean it's you'd be at. an NPR function basically yeah. inadvertently that's what it would feel. like and be dude I it's just so funny to. be on mushrooms and like I can't I I'm. not with Wilco You' think they'd get you.

yeah you think they'd get you they you'd. think there'd be moments but nah but. that would the gear yeah everyone. dressed exactly the same being like that. [ __ ] me up yeah so I went and hung out. by the bathrooms pretty much the entire. time just sat there like whoa. [ __ ] you might be the funniest dude ever. just s just sit at a wco concert on. mushrooms quietly tripping being like. this is gay but I can't tell my friends. it was so gay that's so [ __ ] funny.

this like I don't want to hurt my. friend's feelings with this concert is. so [ __ ] y you have no idea if you saw. this concert you'd be like Y no I I. could imagine honestly and they again. they were [ __ ] good at it they were. good at playing guitar it was cool to. watch a guy play guitar yeah but then. they'd be like what are they jamming. about like they're all like like there'd. be times where they'd like almost like. Hendrick where they're like yeah they. get real weird like a [ __ ] cacophony. it sounded like [ __ ]. like this sounds like [ __ ] turn it down.

and like what are they they're all like. 50-year-old white dudes dressed like. hipsters y that are like you know they. are like they're like Partyline. Democrats I bet yeah like America sucks. yeah that's uh that's like my whole. thing with rappers when rappers get old. I can't it's saying like yeah it's sad. anything gets kind of [ __ ] you have to. just stop man yeah Snoop needs to shut. the [ __ ] up [ __ ] dude yeah that's tough. rappers and I guess that would be. there's that one guy what the [ __ ] the. one guy uh who was the lead singer from.

the Red House Painters the mark kelac. maybe his name was Red House Painters. yeah he was a guy he was in um sunkill. moon was like is of that vein I've never. heard of any of these he I forget his. his name the guy this guy is this like. Wilco stuff he would have been sounds. like wil stuff it's Wilco is what's his. name KCK but he's but the problem is is. within this whole thing he was too much. of a right-wing God he's a right-wing. God rightwing Gods I would like dude. these guys [ __ ] rule so dude what.

happened is he's a right-wing God and I. think I forget what rightwing God his. all his songs now about like how much. [ __ ] used to be at his not all of them. but like one of his songs is genuinely. him complaining about how there used to. be [ __ ] at his concerts that's good and. now it's just the dudes that you're. describing and he's like what the [ __ ]. dude I don't want to sing for these guys. well that's awesome but yeah he came uh. I wanted to see I was thinking about. good bands I would have rather have seen. I was thinking about I was thinking. about how nice it would have been to see. like who's it Buck Cherry Buck Cherry be.

like back in the day who sings a song. it's like hey crazy [ __ ] like dude it'd. be so nice to be at that concert dud did. you ever see butterly showed me a. concert of they did an interview with. Buck Cherry did you ever see that guy. how he operates no dude they they come. out he does he's got to be a full pickup. artist he literally dude on stage comes. out and he does like a almost like a. black preacher thing where he's like you. know what we want to do his [ __ ] right. you know he want to have sex we're. simple creatures y'all dude that's the. worst [ __ ] I've ever heard crazy [ __ ]. is like a 14-minute sermon he delivers.

dude they shoot the crowd it's a bunch. of dudes like pissed but like the [ __ ]. they get dragged by their fat. girlfriends it is fat girlfriends with. [ __ ] [ __ ] stamp I know dude fat. girlfriend with like barbwire [ __ ]. stamp I wish I remember the video he y. crazy [ __ ] but you [ __ ] so good I'm On. Top can you Gardini can you look up uh. [ __ ] it's high high energy low IQ that's. the that's what Buck Cherry's that's. your St like we're high energy low IQ. and we come out dude there's a 15-minute.

video of backstage at a Buck Cherry. concert and it's the most disturbing. [ __ ] in the world. [ __ ] you cut cut to like 10 minutes in. just put him dude some of his rants. while he's live on stage he's just dude. give me that mic It's the funniest it's. literally the funniest [ __ ]. ever it's only like seven minutes okay. that might be it though I might have. doubled it in. time dude that's live crazy.

[ __ ] 15 minutes just naked on stage. riding around you crazy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you. songin a. lady's a. crazy. bit while I was there at will I was like. I wish I was like that would be more. entertaining that would be more fun to.

see a [ __ ] dude doing that i' be. like it's true yeah although dude for. some reason the crowd seemed not pleased. they're like how could you be pleased. was like you [ __ ] [ __ ] you dirty. [ __ ] and all there with her like. girlfriends like I want to [ __ ] all yeah. that would be I'd be annoyed especially. if my girlfriend was like yeah i' be. like ew WR with you and he's [ __ ]. sweating and riding although to be fair. I think you're right about that you we. want you want full frontman like Lizard. Man energy. yeah King you paid you're at the front.

row rightwing God yeah yeah exactly a. rightwing God would make me it would. please me greatly to see a dude up there. like see what they're doing with these. immigrants shipping them up to marth's. Vineyard Clapton was right when God got. busted he took it too far what he got. recently busted right well he got. recently busted but it happened back in. like 19 like 60 or 1970 he came out and. was like England's a white country [ __ ]. all these Jamaicans oh [ __ ] came out. hammered in the 70s like get him the. [ __ ] out of him. hit the wall hit the wall. Bro [ __ ] off he hit the wall and then uh.

he like they brought it up as soon as he. was like I got bad soon as he was like I. don't know about the VAC like remember. what you said about Jamaicans the V. [ __ ] my finger up and they like went. back to the 70s like he's a [ __ ]. racist yeah he he hit the wall and then. after that he had to do a concert for. racism he's like guys I'm so [ __ ]. sorry England's for. everybody freaking free prince Andrew. yeah it was uh it was an extremely nice. trip I had though yeah it was good. yeah the party the party dude what's. better than a [ __ ] party.

bus literally literally nothing dude. it's so fun literally nothing yeah last. time I was on a party bus we were. smoking a ton of weed on it and there a. guy stopped and was like yo I got a. bunch of [ __ ] guns on here dude we. were going hunting too he's like bro he. go you going hunting well he he was like. they were going ski shooting okay so it. was uh they were going shooting with the. guns but he we went through a to yeah we. went through a toll booth all we're just. blazing in a party bus and he was we. went what are you T we went through the. you little wey we went through the to.

crazy I didn't know he brought a ton of. [ __ ] guns I knew we were going to SK. shoot I know he was going to bring all. his own [ __ ] weapons he brought like. weapons for us to like AR15 shoot. morning we're crazy [ __ ] bro dud we. went through the toll booth and he was. like yo [ __ ] [ __ ] that lady probably. called the cops we're going to get pull. this guy had a bunch of guns and SP out. on weed he like they're going to [ __ ]. take my God you spazz dude oh she. [ __ ] smelled the weed and called the. cops the Rikers dude probably dude we. had mad gats dude we probably had TI's. Arsenal yeah we had TI Arsenal you have.

taken the fall for your boy for those. gats yeah surely those are my gats I'm. like bro I own one of those shotguns. those are those are all mine I feel like. you're allowed to have a shotgun if. you're high I feel like there's there. are shotgun rules like your father can. gift you a shotgun no questions asked so. I'd be like yes this is my legal right. dude I'm in a. militia now we're talking Second. Amendment now we're talking pig and. walnut now we're talking second is that. a walnut or a pig where' the pig get W. not dude I'll tell you what I've been. fired up on my rights I've been I've.

been getting uh political yeah you saw. you see me on Twitter yesterday getting. political yeah what were you saying I. enjoyed it I got fired up yesterday. what' you say you know I've been. battling I've been battling the PA weed. system for a long time dude yeah so get. this PA weed system obviously is. [ __ ] yeah it gen you have like four. corporations that own it all somehow. they mostly all charge the same exact. prices it's not price fixing you know. they all charge the same prices it's. [ __ ] it's bull [ __ ] so I'm like. whatever you know I'm dealing with it I.

go in they're like hey you should try. this shake which that's like the bottom. of the bag yeah which isn't bad it's. ground up nugs no problem I go oh that's. pretty nifty I'll grab some shake for me. and my friends we [ __ ] we'll have. that you know and I bring it home I. smoke on it I go it's harsh as hell it's. harsh it's harsh nugs said wait no dude. like these aren't dank nugs it wasn't. dank nugs these are harsh nugs it wasn't. harsh it was trim it's the leaves trim. it's the exactly Sugar Leaf bro what L. bro they [ __ ] led you they [ __ ] so.

they this is all it's all family so you. you got LED I knew it too as soon as I. as soon as I hit my throat I went hold. the [ __ ] up yeah hold the phone dude. this is Harsh Lage F these guys got a. problem they don't even know it and I. had two different brands both of it was. just [ __ ] trim dude Shane riddle me. this it's a medical program it's a. medical marijuana program yeah and. they're selling people who know nothing. about weed for cancer they selling them. literally stuff you throw it's yeah.

exact cancer guys cancer guys trying to. eat dude trying to get an appetite yeah. oh I don't have enough money let me buy. the shake and these these [ __ ]. [ __ ] working there dude they. all have pins too on their [ __ ] Friday. Love Is Love No it's it's like they. apparently you have to like put all your. political beliefs on your [ __ ] shirt. for some reason love is love all this. [ __ ] meanwhile it's like and I told. them so basically the whole story is. smok the I know it's trim right away it. hit touch my lips I went hold the [ __ ]. up yeah it's trim this a trim boy I boys. put that down right away that's food.

grade you can't be smoking on food grade. put that down right now so I I you know. I find out I'm [ __ ] fuming go the. next time so I yesterday I had to buy. some Vape cartridges I'm like nice I get. to I get to go [ __ ] tell them what. time it is in there walk in they have. all these like political these you tell. them what time it is these are like. Party Line dudes political pins and [ __ ]. I'm G with it bro I walk I walk in I. walk in I go yeah I just need some Vape. cartridges I'm looking around I go hey. you guys uh you guys still got that. shake I'm fishing yeah oh yeah man yeah. go and I go yo that stuff's [ __ ]. [ __ ] dude he's like they started.

their eyes go up and I'm like they're. putting [ __ ] they're grinding up [ __ ]. trim dude that's food grade and they. like H yeah man like yeah some of the. companies unfortunately do put like blah. blah blah blah they started what do they. try told them science is real you should. have said science is real exactly dude. you guys aren't believing in science. right now this is food thisy that's. science food they have this mode they go. into where they act like they're like on. the corner they go yo bro that's just. the name of the game he hits me with. that I said that's not the name of the. [ __ ] game bro I was like that's grimy.

you're behind a desk puss exactly I'm. like that's grimy dirty [ __ ] and I'm. like that's the grimiest thing possible. to sell people shake or sell people trim. to smoke it as Shake who don't know what. anything is I'm like that's like really. grimy stuff man yeah you guys shouldn't. be doing that you guys like you guys. shouldn't even be supporting that that's. [ __ ] up so how you feel about that I. felt powerful dude I mean how did he. feel about it he the one guy was on my. the one guy was like yo it's [ __ ] it's. totally [ __ ] the other guy not the guy. who said name the game he was like yeah. dud dude these companies do it these. name of the game bro they act they act.

like it's like all of a sudden this. dude's jeel Santana I'm like bro get the. [ __ ] out of here man damn that's you. were just at Target four months ago just. at Target four months ago Santana yeah. now they're. at like dude get out of here now they're. in the [ __ ] bird gang but yeah so I'm. like yeah I'm like and I'm like I'm not. being harsh though I'm like I'm just. telling you guys that's [ __ ] and. that's crazy those guys are allowed to. do that I'm like it's could have call. them crazy [ __ ] they're crazy [ __ ]. bro so then I so they're like yeah dude. the one guy is like dude it's totally. [ __ ] like it's [ __ ] and then you.

know so I go to the back now I get to go. to the back what is what is this day. what day is this for you yesterday this. is yesterday yesterday this is no. yesterday you're doing battle with dudes. at a [ __ ] we I worked all day I'm in. the office I'm drinking the weed cake. what' you do I dude I'm working on the. top secret program right now dude I'm. always. upshit I didn't mean to criticize it's. not criticizing at all I'm not. criticizing bro I I need people you need. people keep me in chat appreciate I. appreciate when my friends keep me in. chat. bro go bro I'm not criticizing it's not.

criticized it's critical at all so you. just worked your [ __ ] ass. off I dude I got [ __ ] you clocked in. dude I'm wiping the sweat off my face. get in there I'm clocking out you. clocked out now way home now I'm in the. whip. now yeah it's 2 p.m. yeah I'm working on. a I'm working on a book you look you. just clocked in noon to two I'm writing. on I'm writing a book I'll Never. released for two hours oh hell yeah. like oh that's hard to do it is what it. is it ain't it's nothing bro bro I'm.

just a channel bro it's all coming it's. all coming through me it's the spirit. all I got to do is sit in the. chair it's a whole different thing bro. this a top secret all right this some. [ __ ] I wouldn't even put my name on bro. bro my bad for disrespecting you all. right G keep it pushing dude it's all G. it is G but you were just working you. got snarfed by the [ __ ] got [ __ ]. reie or whatever I don't so I [ __ ] yes. you're absolutely correct dude so I come. in weed is as gay as dudes that are into.

alcohol like that it's bro being like. this is an IPA this is CRA it it [ __ ]. sucks so bad so I go into the back and. it's like I need it I'm physically. addicted to it so I need to have it but. I miss me with all the culture around it. yeah so I just pump it in my body dude. and let me just let me be now you're. talking my. language don't worry about my addictions. you [ __ ] [ __ ] so I have to go in and. hear these guys with all their [ __ ]. pins talk like dude these guys would rip. you to shreds if you were to say one. thing they didn't agree with and I'm.

like uhhuh yeah that's why you guys are. [ __ ] selling cancer patients trash. literal byproduct Industrial Waste that. should be only food grade while you. while the most like corporate. oligarchical system controls all the way. it's just it's all bull it's all [ __ ]. dog and pony show all we've talked about. this before but I'm I'm fired up about. that I'm walking in there yeah yeah yeah. I go to the very back now I'm getting. I'm picking up my stuff and this guy. back there just absolutely holding Court. he's like they're about to drop these. new strains bro they [ __ ] they're so.

[ __ ] nice new STS are going to be. it's all hand trim and I'm saying he's. doing his spel and I'm sitting I'm I'm a. big think how [ __ ] high these dudes. get on these new strains and then just. go on Twitter and are like you actually. don't think this is a woman dude I'm S I. walk into the place I'm want to bash. these guys it's getting high out of your. mind and being like Cala Harris is such. a badass F so [ __ ] high I walked into. the guy is they hand you an iPad the guy. was like like squinting trying to work. an iPad I'm like these [ __ ] bro. you can't just keep it easy I had the.

decency to drink two cups of [ __ ] my. weed Keg at my work yes I'm I can work. [ __ ] technology they're they. like yeah pisses me off so then I walk. back piss you off the guy's doing a. Spiel I walk back and he's like talking. about the specific company in name who's. really on some [ __ ] I'm I'm not. going to slap liability but once I get. the full facts in D which I'll assemble. I will fully release names I will fully. release Brands you're going to be in war. mode I want to make I'm absolute I got. every all the facts all my ducks in a. row but right now I'm not going to shoot.

myself in the foot I called [ __ ] Tom. I think yeah Tom Wolf yesterday you. contact the governor governor I. contacted the [ __ ] Governor bro. straight to VM he's got a full voicemail. he tell to call your Governor have you. seen the dude running against Dr Oz F. fedman I called his ass I was I tried to. get his dude he's another one fedman. seems like I don't know [ __ ] about that. guy he looks like a real [ __ ] tool I. don't know anything about them Shamar. guys are Federman versus Dr o I'm I'm. Adit bro you like that perk I don't know. anything about either of them but I'm.

for some reason pulling for uh cuz he's. a republican bro he knows everything. about flax seeds he'll get pantsylvania. unless Pennsylvania won't be as fat he's. goingon to be like guys drink some. [ __ ] flax seeds you're jacked dude. why are you trying to attack you're. jacked you're jacked let Pennsylvania be. fat as [ __ ] not after rolling. dude let Pennsylvania be fat having fun. dude no dude it's fun time no you want. us to look like Colorado I was just. there it's gay as a guest no that's. that's skinny fat that's youro [ __ ]. that's skinny [ __ ] skinny [ __ ] dud.

I want everyone to look like John the. Baptist just [ __ ] emaciated and riff. dude and [ __ ]. scraggly but yeah the uh so thirsty so I. went to the back basically [ __ ] I let. the guy do a Spiel and I just went nice. I was like he's talking about the hand. trimmed nugs that are coming out I'm. like they should be hand trimmed anyway. but I'm like yeah dude uh they do that. shake too how do you like that he's like. oh yeah do I was like that stuff's. [ __ ] bull I set off a trap that was. myad should that I was like that stuff's. [ __ ] [ __ ] and I started going on. my rant that was TR I did said a bit of.

hippie trap on him and he was like uh. well dude you know what lar is he tried. to start next leveling knowled I said. bro I know what the [ __ ] L is bro it's. at the bottom of plants when you it's. like this [ __ ] that's like too scraggly. I said bro I know what lar is you can't. grind that up and you can't gr you can't. grind up [ __ ] Mr Marsh I think I am. might be Mr Mar can't grind up sugar it. my Integrity is too much I you can't. grind up sugar relief and give it to. [ __ ] cancer patients bro he's like. there is this one company that just does.

nug and I'm like bro where is it and. why'd you guys tell me to get the stuff. that it's [ __ ] trim why'd you give me. the Nar you guys told me to buy trim and. smoke it why and I told the guy in line. I said don't buy the [ __ ] trim bro. he's like I'm not buying that [ __ ] damn. so you were you killed the vibe in there. I called them grimy dude I was like dude. you guys know these dudes are high as. [ __ ] destroyed the vibe bro you were and. again I don't want to this might be just. you might be snarf or Mar or whatever. it's funny too cuz this guy it's like. they get in there and they get like it's. l lar l l a RF it's [ __ ] L it's l but.

they like and again I'm being a bit judg. sweetest weed nugs nugs bro top shelf. nugs although nug Shake dude I'm no. stranger to the bottom of a turkey bag. dude yeah you bottom of a turkey bag. I'll dig out the shake from there all. day long that's that's my n that's my. little shakies dude they're telling me a. shake I'm expecting Shake if I don't get. Shake I'm getting trim going what the. [ __ ] and I'm starting to go these mother. they're making millions of bucks dude. you're telling me we can't have little. micr permits you guys can want a little. competition it's pissing me off dude.

it's genuinely pissing me off so you. went in harsh Tov so hard this guy was. in his glory dude it was a white dude. talking to a black guy buying weed be. like yo this Trin [ __ ] slaps bro yeah. he was like fully going into all that. [ __ ] and then I went up to I'm like yo. that's grimy [ __ ] bro that's the. grimiest thing you can possibly do damn. hit him I [ __ ] buried him with call. him gri like bro you're I'm like this is. grimy stuff dude. yeah speaking of that I just watched a. clip on the internet of Quinton.

Tarantino talking about D. Jango it's wild he Cod which is hard he. was on. BET and he code switched harder than. anyone you've ever seen in your life in. a bad like he's not good at code. switching he's not good at he he was. like so damn my man Jamie came through. yeah with the [ __ ] crew we watch that. fly movie it's like holy [ __ ] apparently. he just does that though I like him and. he's the man but that's wild yeah dude. he's a it's funny when dudes code switch. that do like a very offensive black.

accent as their code switch yeah dude. where the [ __ ] was I recently that it. was going down real hard well the. dispensary people it's those guys get. high like those guys get high and are. like. sh tell. Jack was it wasn't that bad but it was. like yo that strain straight up slaps. bro and I was like dude shut up yeah. shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up I was. being I wasn't being a grouch but I mean. I was flipping the temple I was flipping.

the TBL I was flipping the tables you're. JC although do you know the when the. people were out there selling at the. temples it wasn't actually like a sinful. well it was it was just they were uh. according to this one thing I read that. was what people did back then they would. be like they would set up temples so. they didn't want you to waste time if. you were going to church you could just. hit a you can get like whatever you need. set up the market outside the temp set. up the market it wasn't like a terrible. thing to do but he was flipping the. temples being like these stupid little. AXS aren't going to get you anywhere. dude so it wasn't as much of like. people say it was like a really evil. thing he was stopping it was just he.

just didn't like rule bro I've been. getting light in biblical scholarship. I'm not going to say I'm a Biblical. scholar but I've been getting into like. biblical give a. week I've getting into like the. translation do the translation errors. and like when they say like dude ran up. a sycamore fig like that tree. specifically carries a connotation that. people just Breeze over pretty sick yeah. been pretty fun I've been unlocking the. meetings pretty fun I lay up at night I. had to lit a fire later brother goodbye.

contact me if you guys want to come. later brother um yeah dude it's pretty. sick getting into like the different. like the Deep meetings of all like dude. salt covenants yeah that [ __ ] [ __ ]. rules what's that dude if you and I were. so we're back in times we're in the. Middle East like pre Jesus yeah you come. into my house I'm like yo bro I think. you're pretty sick let's eat these. olives you and I just made a salt packed. if we eat salty food together then if we. could never betray each other if we. betray each other punishable by death we. need a salty treat that's what I'm.

saying dude there was like [ __ ] like. that cuz you've betray me over a salt. coving bro you would break the salt. coving and stab me in the back what the. hell are you talking about I'd go e to. matate what the [ __ ] yeah dude what are. you talking about you're claiming me of. breaking this off sorry my bad I'm harsh. in the pot. dude my bad I'm harshing the pot I made. a salt Covenant last night to never. watch porn with myself I'm dude I'm. never going to watch it I'm showing you. porn every time you see me you can show. it to me I'll [ __ ] blind myself I'm. talking about me secret missioning.

yourself to pornography late at night I. said I I was like stopped I was like I. don't think I'm ever going to watch it. ever again that's sick we'll see I mean. I'm I mean if I break a all Covenant. like dude there's stories in the Old. Testament about like there's like so. much weird [ __ ] where like a guy's in a. lady's tent and then she just like gives. him like buttermilk and then drives a. nail into his head like and the guy like. breaks down all the specific meaning. meaning he like goes it really was like. he was seeking asylum in there she was. nice enough the buttermilk was a salt. Covenant so it's like rather than giving.

he asked for water and she's like here's. buttermilk and it's like damn now that's. like you're under full protection of my. house yeah and he's like word and then. he goes into I'm still on the dispensary. word and then he goes into her Chambers. he goes into her Chambers all right bet. and she goes she goes well now that's. like punishable by death now my honor is. on the line because you enter my. Chambers and she lets him fall as sleep. and just takes a nail and [ __ ] drives. it right into his Temple and everyone's. like praise that woman for she is so. righteous. yeah they said in the Middle East back. in the day if you were wandering around.

like if you're if you like didn't get to. your hotel on time you're now you can. get attacked by thieves who like camp. out on the road yeah he said they all. took it so seriously I don't know if. it's still like this but like if you. like wandering around you're a tourist. if you were to walk into like a thieves. tent and say yo bro I I I can't find a. place please can we make ass salt. Covenant for the night the the thief. would go how much money do you have you. count out all your money thousand bucks. you be go give it to me put it in his. pocket and then you would you You' have. a little salty meal he'd let you sleep. all night and then he'd Stand Out guard.

for you all night and in the morning. give you your money be like all right. get out of here wow that's how seriously. they took it yes pretty sick dude I like. that yeah there's a it's called light. through an Eastern window it's a very. good book you should try that today what. salt covering just going to North Philly. and be like look I ran out of places to. stay I'll give you guys a thousand bucks. stand guard stand guard and we eat these. all we eat these pickles. dude hey everybody today's podcast. wow what a great podcast today's podcast. was brought to you by raycon I've been.

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watching this show 1883 on the airplane. what's that it's about it's about some. people heading west yeah so you know the. Oregon. Trail that's a good time per another. time per romanze yeah and then cuz I I. read some of that book under the the. indifferent stars above or whatever it's. about the Donner party it's pretty sick. when you find out about how much. everyone died and the ways they died on. the way out there how many got munched. the Donna party I don't know a lot I.

don't know did they get into like the. did anyone survive got into yeah the. girl who like the stories about survived. did she go out to a restaurant after and. go don party of. one what was that in I know that was a. Jim Carrey it was it really yeah. uh [ __ ] oh at one point they found a. cuz they were in like a snow drift. second snow drift talk. big that's big time two snow drifts in.

one pod uh there was like a hole that. they couldn't get out of they was so. deep and they just started munching each. other in this Pit and the dudes that. found them were like we got to just. cover this pit up and everybody that's. alive in there they're dead oh just. covered up and then they ended up not. doing it but they everybody that. survived was like jammed for the rest of. their Liv they mun they munched for a. long time it wasn't like a quick Munch. there was like some dudes had like. cabins that were covered with snow. filled with like meat hanging yeah it.

was bad [ __ ] on the way out they the. Prairies were [ __ ] dude it's a [ __ ]. desert yeah man of tall grass like kids. would get off the thing and walk like 10. feet and just gone forever tick Galore. no you just lose kids. yeah you're not wrong they be Munch get. monged right away but so I'm watching. the show and I think the goddamn. altitude got me again anytime I'm in a. plane anytime I'm in a plane whatever. I'm watching I'm like this is the [ __ ] I. mean you have it truly is the [ __ ] you.

have nothing you're fully capped a this. [ __ ] rules yeah I I didn't pay for the. Wi-Fi on my phone I'm locked in yeah. yeah so I'm watching it and I get home. and I'm like nice we can start this my. girlfriend's going to love this I put it. on she's like this [ __ ] sucks so bad and. of course the episodes did suck yeah. episodes three and four sucked [ __ ] oh. man so yeah I got will code she was. laughing she had eaten some weed edibles. that [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] she was Snicker. wit got a witch on your hands.

dude I was like what she was like this. show sucks I was like no it doesn't it's. so good dude you a witch on your hands. the first two episodes ruled I stand by. that you're going to watch the first two. episodes of 1883 you're going to go. Shane was right dude I like it then. you're going to hit three and four and. go his girlfriend was right dude I got. to recommend on the the 100 at the one. time off the Netflix series from this. guy I used to work with yeah what was it. black Muslim dude was like yo check out. the H hundreds can never trust black. Muslim dudes with show Rex I took his. word on and the idea was sick he.

explained the idea yeah it's like. classic Sci-fi Earth's been uninhabited. for 100 years everyone's in space and. they send people back oh okay great they. send 100 people back but then it was. just a soap opera with underneath it was. so [ __ ] literally how she described. the show she goes this is a soap op yeah. they get and I said no it's not they get. you and then it became a soap op where. we at we got Swit over the page we're. we're we're tight on time are we we are. yeah unfortunately guys what a podcast. we're going to switch over to the. patreon goodbye redditors.

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