Ep 407 - SUDs (feat. SWIM & Dru Montana)

w wow. W yeah as I've never eaten soy sauce. that's not true I've seen you consume. soy I've never consumed soy in my life. that's that's just patently makes. lactate I found that out when I was like. nine I never touched it some people. claim that's not yellow five I've never. touched dude and I know I know what. adame is and I like it yeah I know. exactly what it means you probably start. lactating yeah you think so no that's. you a second that the L5 thing dropped I. stopped eating it [ __ ] and you can. see it in my balls man I've seen you do. the do you've never seen my you've never.

seen me drink Mountain I've seen you do. the do maybe in like third grade not. since my balls before you knew once I. found out I never touch Yellow 5 again. banana runs toss them every single. you've never you you've definitely had. yellow five since then I've not to wait. what's yellow five it's a food D so have. you ever had cake at like a family party. that was a sheet cake seen you thato i'. seen you eat that too you've had yellow. five dud I had soy sauce too I get yeah. tamari is just also soy sauce anyway.

the what tamari is like the gluten-free. soy sauce but it still has soy in it it. does you're a so you're a heavy soy dude. dude what I used to avoid it then I. stopped because um if you're as mask as. me it's not going to do anything it's. not going to affect you I actually need. it to kind of counterbalance you're like. Jones I'm pretty mask so I I like my. it's doctor's orders I you get the spins. from like too much tea running through. you all the time all the time all the. time too much tea all the time. testosterone dude if I go I'm on the. seventh floor here right now if you put.

me on like the 15th floor if I just. start like formulating I have to I can't. be like a I can only be a certain height. within a building dude I my testosterone. levels are so low I thought we were. talking about like English breakfast and. gra I was like never in my life what do. you get cheese FL [ __ ] relax dude. drink less of it is dude I want to get. shots I don't know where to get dud you. start juicing also Drew Montana CEO of. happy campers Tom y CEO student student. student returning.

scientist how was your orientation. process it was just mostly lab safety. and that was your orientation to the. entire School the real orientation okay. didn't go I was like what you know I. don't need to go what the hell dude this. is your second shot at [ __ ] education. yeah but I mean it was it's all like I'm. just trying to get the lab points so. like I I didn't want to go through like. you know real orientation would just be. like you and a bunch of 18year olds. right not a community college okay the. the age spans all over the place we got. everybody I'm not even the oldest dude.

in there nice there's some people that. are older than me nice then there's like. I'd say the median age of 20 really it's. mostly um people going to school for. physical. therapy that want to transfer to like. Penn State that seemed because we did. like the Icebreaker session and everyone. was like I believe they're called. [ __ ] what mostly dudes or just dumb. athletes that's they want to go to Penn.

State I'm sure they do kinesiologists. and whatnot you think they finally get. to the state and like they're just like. hammered one night at Penn State and. they're like it was all worth it I think. they get up there all cring Community. College was all wor I think they get up. there and like they try to party like. the kids that have been there for two. years oh really did you ever party at. Penn State once it's [ __ ] weird it's. insane like the drunker people get the. more they just start screaming we are. and [ __ ] yeah and you're like I don't. know that's anywhere that likees Sports. though mil it'll be the spring and. people are screaming go birds at a.

[ __ ] Philly bar like pen State Rel is. isol it's just like you're up there it's. like the military for alcoholics and. people get real into the blue and white. they do you have nothing else to get. into and no one wants to talk about the. pedophilia but I was up there before. broke yeah I was up there I had a. feeling something was going on back when. you up there yeah I was like dude. something's going on up here whoa this. is before it happened yeah I was like. this this prog something about that. program had kind of being like dude. there something's kind of sus about this. program smell fishy we had I'm going to.

sus that dude out I'm not going to. obviously name any names but uh someone. we know so what would you do in this. situation someone we know someone you. two know or me and you know you and I. know some a youngster is going to school. no no I'm good I don't smoke High CBD. legal weed like you do for age. restricting purposes the uh this big gas. big gas appr appreciate smoke you to. smoke d8 on YouTube I dude I don't know. they just they'll just age restrict you. like crazy the technocrats are out of. control that's true but dude you got.

call your boy psych. substance he I've talked about him. before he's [ __ ] up right now's he's. back he's back yeah he's not he wasn't. having a good algorithm constantly feeds. me him and I'm like I'm trying to write. YouTube like I'm not I don't want to. [ __ ] with this guy stop sending me his. videos click the thing but I click on. his video to [ __ ] just like the. [ __ ] he talking about now yeah they so. yeah they're right get me again they're. right dude so we know there's a. situation right now I'm trying to figure. out we know someone they're younger. they're in school and they're going like.

they're pretty young and they're having. a male teacher now who like all the kids. were like looking forward to we were. talking about this oh yeah yeah pull the. mic up a little closer my bad my bad. it's a so a female student is in the hot. male teachers class I don't I haven't. seen if this guy's hot or not but they. were like he cool he's cool they're too. young to say he's hot yeah yeah they're. young I'm talking young so it's like. it's it's a cool male teacher in a Grade. School and like we're trying to figure. out if it's appropriate to roll up on. them and be like what the [ __ ] I already. told I already dropped the message what. to who like the student told me she was.

like oh I got the cool teacher this year. and I was like tell him your uncle wants. to meet him and see what he's all about. give him that message ver [ __ ] ba him. like Hey my uncle wants to meet you and. see what you're about you got to meet. this guy like he's a prom date dude just. [ __ ] the shotgun what the [ __ ] are you. teaching it's more like it's just I want. to just I wanted to have them have her. tell him like yo my entire family thinks. you're very. sus like they would they genuinely want. you to come she's a younger student very. young old are we talking we're talking.

like single dig oh yeah super young so I. want her to be like yo invite him over. for dinner and all of us just Grill him. like are you a [ __ ] pedophile or what. dude like what's your [ __ ] deal yeah. what's your twist dude maybe he's from. another time dude might just love that. was cool in the medieval times dude. maybe he's he's doing a period piece I. don't know's trying to be cool dude I. want to love. education no one loves education it's. true yeah who loves education is like. I'm trying to on the off chance I'm not. going to give them that benefit doubt.

I'm going to that's what I'm saying I'm. Vigilant I'm pull up on I'm I'm going to. James o'keef the school I'm going to. project Veritas dude that's those videos. are the [ __ ] funniest [ __ ] I that's. like they've completely infiltrated my. algorithm what James o' ke James o. project veritos just he just he tricks. dudes into thinking like a chick wants. to [ __ ] him yeah every the oldest trick. in the book dude is the old old trick in. the is he like a a YouTube pedophile. Hunter no that dude's cool the dude with. hand tats he never shows his face that.

dude [ __ ] rules I actually might. connect him I might give him a tip like. yo there's a school this gu to shake him. down [ __ ] dude James O'Keefe he just. sends in the honey poot he sends in the. honey pot and he gets these dudes like. just like dudes in like button- down. polo shirts just [ __ ] spill the be. giv like three Coors Lights and they'll. be like fizer blah blah blah blah you. get one chick who's like I mean I want. to see how hot these I mean I guess you. don't want to give away the field. operatives but it's like right dude. they're probably not that hot probably. has like him dialed in where it's like.

he has the master he's like lets he like. sees who works at Google yeah and then. he's like all right go talk to about. hunter's laptop and he goes and finds a. chick who he would be like she's out of. my league but maybe true three beers. plus that equation and he's like. censored the whole laptop those dudes. always they always have like a modum of. like power within their sphere so it. does make sense to them that they're. like some girl wants to like hang and. like chat oh yeah cuz I don't know do. they come at them as reporters no no no.

they like I think they get jobs there. what I don't know there's no way they. would say that they're a reporter I. don't know man I don't I don't [ __ ] with. the Veritas heavily enough I [ __ ] with. it hard dude I I get let down like Billy. always like dude watch like they're. about to [ __ ] raid the like you know. it's just funny because they literally. will and it would never come through it. would always be like it's not this isn't. like that this is but I'm saying like. project Veritas will get someone from a. huge company to admit that like some. injectable thing everyone ignores it. everyone ignores everything they said I. know they'll be like nobody cares we.

knew so we knew that this like unnamed. injectable medicine from 2020 was going. to kill everyone no it's not like that. and then like but I'm saying like that. they'll drop the heaviest knowledge and. then the news is just like dude you see. like so and so admitted that and. everyone's like like [ __ ] that [ __ ] that. guy Kim Kardashian fell off a bike you. know I know it's like 10 million views. what did he got he got one guy basically. being like we're just going to keep. hammering this down their throats we. don't know one guy came out like who. knows who cares it's all about.

pressuring the kids but yeah the that. stuff it's just funny when he confronts. them and they're like I don't want to do. this he got the guy some dude went out. and had like a he was drinking like a. Sex on the Beach staring like sitting. across from a chick and was sitting. there being like yeah we don't hire. Catholics he just said and he went to a. restaurant the dude was at and was like. yo what's good dude I'm James MKE you. don't hire Catholics that's against the. law bro Article 2 B5 a56 Connecticut Law. dude and the guy starts being like I. don't consent to this and he's like dude. I'm reporter he just stands there he's.

like I'm a reporter looking for the. answers obviously come and he's like. you're arrested and a reporter and. they're like dude it's [ __ ] stop he. sounds like the problem dude James. o'keef is the problem dude he nailed. this guy there's a lot of entament going. on here dude I mean it's entrapment it's. fine it's like Hunter my here's the. thing these dudes are trying to be too. cool for [ __ ] and they do deserve it's. like bro you're trying to be too cool. for [ __ ] that's what I'm fired up about. do they at least get some [ __ ] no dude. it's a full Honeypot operation it's a. full honey it's a full honey so these. guys come out and just literally like.

[ __ ] their careers up over like two. drinks with like a probably kind of a. hot chick this guy for some reason they. were talking she was like do you hire. Catholics and he was like no we don't. hire them we just throw the resumes away. he's like they're. brainwashed he came out like why don't. you hire Catholics dude it's [ __ ] up. [ __ ] up yeah it's pretty tight they. wouldn't hire sh huh they wouldn't hire. sh that's what I'm saying you're telling. me as a school teacher you wouldn't hire. sh La Bo I can't wait to see him play po. dude he's the best actor of Our. Generation dude I he has me I want to.

join AA you should join AA dude I want. to I don't but I I'll get you can get. something dude what do you think I mean. just go through your week and make a. like journal and then pick what Vice you. did the most join that you know I mean. yeah that's true but I I dude I I get so. jealous so they he did the talk with the. pre with the bishop that was pretty. tight did you see his talk with uh the. guy from The Walking Dead has a podcast. I didn't see it his name's Shane it's. like that's a character from The Walking. Dead he does watch a single episode of. that show is it good which one is Shane.

Shane's the guy who like kind of goes. wild bit of a Mad Dog okay don't want to. give a spoiler but he's the dude's like. big time buddy who [ __ ] his wife oh. yeah yeah yeah dud I [ __ ] hate that. guy he's the worst in everything he's in. well he's yeah I I've only seen him in. that and yeah he was a pretty bad he did. [ __ ] that guy's wife he stinks dude is. it a good is it worth watching no. Walking Dead yeah it's kind of fun and. then all of a sudden it becomes like. like a comic book the first 15 episodes. are good and then the next 15 are the.

first 15 just in a different place what. are they like killing zombies or. something never enti I was never into. zombies but you watch it and it's like. it's pretty sick when you it's pretty. fun and then it does it just becomes. like so [ __ ] crazy once they killed. the Asian guy I was out I was like this. is [ __ ] like on principal yeah dude they. just no Glenn dude Glenn was the man. yeah I mean I'm I'm big on I'm big on. like repres Asian representation in. Hollywood I don't I don't I like seeing. like I we need more cool Alpha Asians. and stuff I feel that I see that [ __ ].

grinds my gears yeah dude personally why. is Jackie Chan not actually kicking. zombie ass that's the question what do. you mean he could be in that movie or in. that show isn't he dead Jackie no way. dead not you're thinking of Brandon Lee. Brandon no I think of Bruce Lee Bruce. Lee and Brandon Lee are dead his son. died his son died while filming the crow. true this might have been before your. time he got shot on set he got shot on. set by who Alec bald Al Bal.

damn really um same deal it was like a. loaded thing but it was like but his dad. died on set too cuz a camera a lighting. rig fell on what Bruce Lee got killed by. a liting ring that fell on him wait no. really I'm like 95% sure if we got fact. Checkers I thought he had a heart attack. dude what I'm on it no Bruce Lee didn't. have a heart attack how would he have a. heart attack yeah so fit to martial. artsi his that movie though Brad Pit. beat his ass did you watch uh the. Hollywood movie Once Upon Time in. Hollywood uhuh you didn't see that movie. mm-m oh was so [ __ ] good I'm watching.

veros bro I'm trying to break I'm trying. TR down trying to get the Catholics back. I'm trying to see horny dudes and khaki. spill the. beans but yeah I'm pretty sure Bruce Lee. had a lighting rig fall on him uh and. then Brandon Lee while filming the crow. got shot with what should have been. blanks this says a Bruce Lee died at age. 32 in Hong Kong from a brain edema. probably caused by a prescription. painkiller that that was it debunked. that I'm sorry he had a brain heart.

attack dude I thought he got killed by a. light I think the light fell on him and. that's why he started taking painkillers. that could be possibly cuz yeah brain. edema is like what the [ __ ] is that what. was he on I'm not sure perks or. something. themes 5. 12 but Brandon Lee definitely got killed. on set yeah that I did while filming the. crow [ __ ] dude that movie was so sick. too I never saw it all the Goths loved. it Hot Topic crowd loved. oh they still put the movie out after he.

died yeah they like wrapped up they had. enough going like oh yeah I think they. went to like let's get one more clip of. this one shot in the beginning and he. died what are they doing with the Alec. Baldwin movie are they still putting. that out that's coming out I don't know. are they still coming out they better. straight to Blu-ray they better they. [ __ ] better I guess they better. what's up with him they should go out. they should bring that out and just sell. it and like Target and like a wire rack. he's CH Alec Baldwin's like doing. podcasts and he just said Tim Dylan on. his podcast a couple weeks ago he had.

Tim Dylan on his podcast yeah but didn't. it come out that he did in fact shoot. her yeah oh no he did it oh yeah B just. like doesn't doesn't even acknowledge it. yeah he's chilling dude I guess that's. all you can do at that point when you. shoot a lady on set yeah and then deny. it and then get debunked no he he said. he did it no he said I didn't pull the. trigger he cried and was like I never. pulled that trigger he said the gun just. went off he said the gun just went off. that's a bad story that's a [ __ ] real. shitty story and then like they came out.

forensically and they were like no you. did pull the trigger yeah and I mean. either way he was going to beat it. because he thought it was fake so why. wouldn't you just be honest like dude if. you guys not ever held a fake gun like. you're of course going to pull the. trigger yeah of course I would have just. been I think he was like haha bang bang. [ __ ] killed her it wasn't a fake gun. it was a real gun though uh should have. had blanks yeah I guess I guess I'm a. big gun safety guy dude I saw that I'm a. big gun I had a com I took everything in. me not to comment you're big anti- head. too antia like hand in your guns like.

gun roundups gun buybacks no way dude. what dud typical City Li what the [ __ ]. are you talking about dude Matt are you. a traitor are you against the second am. all he's a big like AR15s or only BL no. way Matt don't [ __ ] with bump stocks. dude that's not true I'm being literally. slandered I'm literally being slandered. what is going on D I'm just trying to. make up for him debunking my huge balls. no eating yellow five I'm highly. litigious dud. you're so you're the opposite you want.

everyone to have 100 round drums on the. glizzies yeah you're with I don't care. yeah it doesn't bother me with the [ __ ]. I feel like I'm more worried about like. I I feel like I could talk anyone out no. matter what your armaments were I feel. like I could just be like whoa brother. what are you doing whoa brother what I. don't think it works like that all the. time brother brother what are we even. doing here right now you're like a gun. to the Head talk him. down I'm basically po being like this is. the first time I ever had a [ __ ] gun. in my face dude do you do you one of my. Daydreams constantly. you think it's the first time put [ __ ] G.

on Meo come it if you get carjacked at. aoco midnight are you talking him down. or you just like have it brother I'm. going brother i' be like have it dude my. what are we doing brother what are we. doing W it's in here and I I sweet talk. the entire time do you not know I'm on. Matt and Shan secret podcast your. brother you don't got D get on the. patreon I can get you on the page dud. I'll get you in on the dollar thing just. chill bro just wait till the end of the. month wait please only had a gun on me. one time and I had like who put that.

thing on you me and Phil were on the. porch oh yeah and I had I had this. plumber doing all this work and then I. like got paid that day so I had like. 1,200 bucks in my pocket and I had to. meet the plumber in the morning who had. already done the work so like I come. home from work I should have went inside. but instead I sat down on the porch this. kid comes up and like pulls a gun on us. he's like empty your pockets Dam and I. was like I just got the Droid 2 [ __ ]. from like Billy gave it to me so I he. literally just gave me the Droid 2 that. day.

so I was like it's way of the Droid I. was like [ __ ] I can't give you this. 1,200 bucks bro like it's already spent. on some plumbing issue I had yesterday. yeah so I was like dud I got the Droid 2. you want that instead I don't have. anything in my pocket he was like [ __ ]. yeah give me the Droid 2 so I just. tossed the Droid to when he split you. got deboed dude that sucks but like I. still had my other phone I was literally. 12 I was really I had the 1 12200 still. in my pocket nice he never took it but I. was just like looking at like oh man I. can go switch this at the Verizon store. tomorrow I'm like checking out the Droid. 2 D pulled the gun out so I was like. here take the Droid too did you ever.

have a heat on you uh once dude over a. half ounce of weed and I was like you. can have this who put the heat on you. this kid and uh he graduated from my. high school and then he was like still. around that's how I knew he was bad. business dude you can't hang around with. those dudes yeah but he was like yeah I. need a half ounce and then we went up. some stairs and then when he got to the. top of the stairs he just turned around. with it on him and I was like five. stairs away from the top and I was like. you're good like he already had weed so.

it wasn't he just didn't want to give. you like the 80 bucks but he could have. just locked the door and that would have. been easier you know what I mean like. yeah but he wanted to flash that thing. he's like dude this is my weed now yeah. you're like all right yeah there are. dudes like that there was a couple dudes. who would do that to drug like to high. schoolers back in the day who were like. there was always one guy who would like. pull a [ __ ] like gun or a knife or. something over like an eighth and you're. like dude yeah you have it was such a. little amount that I wasn't like even in. the time I wasn't scared he was going to. shoot me I was just like all right you. can have I'm not going to make this what.

are you doing what are you doing I'm not. going to chill with you anymore yeah I. immediately called my boys and said that. I'm like dude that guy Chris is a. [ __ ] a dub dude we can't hang with. him no more he [ __ ] pulled the thing. on me he's beat dude that is a beat. move that's such a beat move I was beat. dude he got me he got you Checkmate in. the stairwell imagine he murdered you. over that that would have stunk I would. have fallen down 20 stairs dude that. would have been worse getting shot. just got godfathered for like 14 grams.

of weed yeah it was probably short too. the bag was probably short it was it was. bad weed really yeah we were giving our. rgie back then for sure sucks but yeah. I'm gonna join I think I'm gonna join AA. are you just for access to six dude if. you watch the Shila boof with the guy. from uh Walking Dead it's are they both. AA heads he's got to be I don't know the. other guy I can't say for sure but like. dude they're both going back and forth. and just a level of say is like dude. they have the best saying it's [ __ ].

dude he's like and now Shy's there he's. like yeah I'm on the beach this guy's. like don't [ __ ] [ __ ] me dude you. can't he's like you know I'm putting on. a performance he's like yeah you can. stop all that dude just get the big book. The Big Book yeah yeah but the slang you. get from the dude it's all in it I think. nah dude he was like he's like yeah but. he like he had this this guy gave him a. tape he listened to the tape he got this. like it was like this old zen story and. um he like came back in two days later. his like girlfriend broke up with him. he's like usually I'd spazz but time I. was just kind of like whatever he listen.

to that like story so he comes in he's. like yo this shit's [ __ ] working. they're like yo you're pink clouding bro. you're pink clouding I was like does. that mean it just means like you're just. glad like Rosie pink cloud is when. you're just kind of being like yo this. is it this is it it's working pink not. there dude you haven't done a year he. had a dude apparently went to him was. like where you got to get rid of your. cell phone you got to dump if you have a. girlfriend get rid of her he's like you. can't do anything and then within that. like talking to that dude he joined a. spiritual group on Zoom and then me met. the director of Po the director of Po.

was like bro we're making this you got. to play po so shil Bo's completely sober. now yeah it was booze his problem yeah I. think it was definitely booze you know. usually there's a little I don't want to. Smite the man but usually there's some. blow kicking around there yeah but booze. is like the. main it's a Cornerstone yeah but usually. a lot of times the alcohol enters the. booze or enters the Coke and then it's. like you can you can get power to drink. but yeah D the interviews is them being. like it's it's really funny to watch him. like he was like don't [ __ ] don't.

[ __ ] [ __ ] me brother just get a. DUI I could I mean I could and then go. to meetings I could I could just go to a. meeting I might just front and then. anytime they have like I can't talk man. no you can share just be like still. counting days counting days is hot line. what mean you're like freshly sober. count days I'm just counting days yeah. I'm still counting. days and you like you see people you. know getting chipped and you're pumped. you're like yo you're getting chipped. yeah you know dude I did it for like 90. days what went with the CBD Hab I like.

had to sit in the rooms did you I had to. go to did you work the program or you. [ __ ] around I [ __ ] around oh you got. fake chips no so what I did was like. [ __ ] they since like given my situation. of like the first dude to ever go to. rehab that didn't have a drug problem. for CBD for legit like I sat down with. the director and was like dude like I. don't want to [ __ ] with you I know. everyone tells you this I really don't. have a drug problem like sure and she. was like I explained my situation and. she was like all right just [ __ ] go. on the zoom calls cuz this this is like. an insurance thing yeah all right cool.

so I would just like every morning I. would like fire up the zoom call and. then just go about my day you got a hot. piss for CBD for CBD and then happens it. like I went through a meeting with like. the school board and stuff and they were. like all right dude like you know we get. it I had like you know I was like here's. my license I'm a hemp farmer here's what. I need here's the test that says there's. THC in it here's the test that says it's. legal here's your handbook so the. handbook for driving a bus. said UC CBD only with Extreme Caution.

yeah so I had Lyme disease and it was. covid so we weren't driving buses yeah. so they called us all in I think they. were trying to like thin the herd cuz. they literally had a meeting about how. we might not go back to school for. another two years this was like Peak. [ __ ] yeah covid-19 and uh then they. were like oh everyone's getting drug. tested today too and I'd been taking. like probably 60 milligrams of CBD twice. a day. okay cuz I was having like extreme joint.

pain two big doses just to like so I can. move yeah and uh has limes that [ __ ]. up oh limes is so [ __ ] up really it's. so it's a you know there's a group of. people trying to say limes is like an. actual like sick plug in for your body. and like it like helps you out I could. see that why would I have no idea. there's people being like no it's. actually like good for you they're just. coping cuz like you're [ __ ] up for a. while I've heard it's nasty dude my bad. to cut you off Rob Cruz had a tick on. his dick one time and it uh it buried. itself in there the guy that I do the.

podcast with shout out to get it out of. his dick hole no he pulled it out but oh. it was in his dick hole or in his dick. he pulled the it was in his in his shaft. and he pulled the body out and the head. stayed in there did he get dick line I. think he did dude you get a Target on. his dick I don't know dude you'll have. to ask him I'll have to ask him dude. you'd have to be packing to see a t your. dick whenever I hear about ticks or lime. disease though I have to tell people my. boy Rob had a tick on his dick my bad. Contin I would have kept it dude that. counts that's increased size and girth. yeah it's like a little increased size.

that's an extra bump yeah but when I. went in there so like I was doing the. zoom meetings online right on like uh. but I was also harvesting hemp and stuff. sure during that time so if it rained. and I couldn't work out in the Hempfield. I was like [ __ ] I'm going to the meeting. yeah so I would drive down and just. [ __ ] chill in the room oh you had the. option to zoom or be in the room yeah I. could go to the room if I wanted to yeah. so I would drive down and just [ __ ]. go sit in the room and then on Fridays I.

had to go there and piss in a cup mhm so. every Friday I would just go to the. meeting cuz it was like kind of cool. yeah [ __ ] rules like you would like. tell stories I kept trying to promote. micro doing in there and they were not. having it yeah and I was like dudes. don't want to sound like a psychopath. but psychedelics can get rid of all of. this and they be like Tom please stop. can't do that yeah that's a hot debate. that's a hot debate in the sober. Community yeah it is it's like there's. people who are like know nothing and. other people who are more they call. themselves the harm reductionists where. they're like nah bro like but I was like. just talking to them I was like dude.

this could you know if you want to get. out of here's another way to do this and. they would just be like dude stop or. else you can't come here anymore so they. were trying to tell me that I couldn't. come to the meetings anymore and had to. do Zoom if I kept up my Antics in the. room really they're not in a friendly. way everything was very friendly they. were like dude we're gonna put you back. on zo you should have went there and. like started selling subs and [ __ ] you. know it was weird in the rooms you. weren't allowed to bring Monster energy. drinks really cuz they said dudes would. come to meetings and drink like Monster. energy drinks and be just as [ __ ] up.

if they like smoked M that's they're. right dude but they Bann they were like. no more Monster no more monsters but you. can have coffee though right you can. drink coffee which is [ __ ] up yeah. yeah this place sounds like drink like. 90 coffees the only thing that's cool is. people tell these wild [ __ ] stuff. what about rock stars can you drink rock. stars I think all I don't think brand. specific I think they I think you just. can't come in with the tall boy screw. top metal cans no this is different it. does get people itching though yeah cuz. dude the lady told me that people would. come in with like four of them park next.

to them and just like crack like you. know the big fat red bulls yeah they. would just [ __ ] dong like five Red. Bulls and just be like skitzing in the. meeting I feel for I always feel for. dudes that need to escape their. Consciousness that hard but like you're. here to get rid of a cocaine and booze. problem and you just drank nine Red. Bulls yeah but there's dudes that are. just like I feel good when I do this. yeah and they're like what the [ __ ] man. I got to have I need to do something I. got to have something yeah I was I. watched I I drove up to New yorkest. yesterday up and back and I watched like. a 4H hour video I mean there this video.

it was long it's about the Christian. archetype like Yi and stuff but the. stuff they talk about is like how how. basically we all have this gatekeeper in. our brains that like decides what we let. out what we don't let out so there's. like there's like your person your. personality is basically a mask yeah. there's a ton of other stuff that like. doesn't see the light of day and it's. it's really funny thinking about how. there are dudes who it's just like or. pretty much everybody you have to keep. so much of that stuff back yeah and then. what happens is when you keep too much.

of the wrong stuff back you just start. doing like the craziest [ __ ] and you. can't make sense of why you're doing it. why cuz you're bottling up all the wrong. stuff your organisms and your organisms. rebelling against your persona so you. have an entire organism you have to. answer to but you're like no no no no no. I'm just like this is who I am and your. whole body I don't do that I don't your. whole body is like no you're not bro and. they go do it you start getting [ __ ]. up like a lot that's what the the whole. point is a lot of those dudes who are. like I'm just sober I don't [ __ ]. touch any that's all you're thinking. about all day and you're building up the. counter position which is like you be.

like I want to get [ __ ] up and you're. like yeah they keep pushing eventually. just [ __ ] breaks out or it goes into. like another Channel they people get. like ridiculously into lifting weights. and reading the Bible or like yeah yeah. they just do something else well made me. laugh cuz I was like dude if I was like. damn that sucks we have to deal with. that but I'm like if we didn't have that. function every parking lot would be. people blasting like the guitar solo of. Freebird being like yeah just queued it. up to this point I don't know it was. just here I swear I swear I didn't just. like happen to get in here and fast. forward to this part it would just be.

every car. people it be arm out the window just. like I have to fight to not do that like. every time I get do it I do it. dude I got Jimmy Buffett's greatest hits. in my van yeah but cranking bird. cranking bird on that solo all I want to. do is get in the car and crank bird and. act like it I just so happened to be on. like the drop of the guitar solo yeah. but what I'm saying I like. so and I don't have like an AUX mhm so I. just I found the Jimmy Buffett greatest.

hit CD yeah and you can just let it play. and you could pull up at any moment of. that CD and people are like that dude's. chilling it's like 13 tracks in every. single second of every track if you pull. up with the window down your arm out. they'll be like a that guy's a good guy. right there that's what that's what I. was geeking on in my car I'm like. because I'll do the same thing right I'm. like I'm I'm G to put this song on be so. cool and I deny my ego goes dude we're. not doing that grow up stop queuing up. sick parts of songs and acting like it. just happened that way like you're not.

we're not where are you pulling up to. doesn't matter bro parking lot of the. grocer everyone has their windows up. these days yeah but dude back in high. school everyone drove I I feel like it. was more normal not to have like air. condition saw dude do this one time. where he had to have queue up free bird. it was like you know when everyone gets. to start driving in high school yeah. this dude had free bird queued on the. way out and like drove out fast and I. was I remember just being like you. [ __ ] dude you [ __ ] it's. a sick move it's such a sick move I. might start exclusive I might just keep. it on a loop. yeah just make a free bir Loop of like.

or the beginning not the I need. that just want. to just [ __ ] pull out like Jesus. Christ whoa was I driving a little fast. in this parking lot didn't even notice. sorry didn't even realize it thinking. about lost. loves yeah I I still do that I turn the. base in my car higher if I know I'm. driving by people. intentionally like I want them to hear. these [ __ ] this system no not at all. dude it's the stock cheevy Cobalt system. dud you're going to hear this thing.

people still [ __ ] with systems no I. don't. think yeah I thought about getting tens. twelves are they bumped you hard but. some nice crisp t remember like kids. with rattling trunks they were like kind. of cool in high school that was the move. dude I had I had a 92 Ford Taurus with. 12s in the back that thing was [ __ ]. [ __ ] Ratt rocking my check engine. light never came off but my system was. hitting dude it was like this car sucked. never got an oil change we like crashed. it multi times having system is so.

[ __ ] funny is it sounds terrible it's. such an unpleasant car ride I've been in. the back of those cars and your chest is. just vibrating remember this kid that. drove me to high school I'd be like dude. why are you doing this this sucks he be. like no this is [ __ ] sick like my. ears hurt my stomach hurt it's bad it's. like it's bad for you and you would put. on like wuang and it sounds better if. you shut. those dude it was definitely the coolest. thing you could do though as like 17.

years old oh yeah pull up the systems. being like the Burger King parking lot. just [ __ ] cranking it dude it's funny. in high school dud CU like that would be. the coolest thing for like one group and. then another group would have the other. coolest thing so You' see the whole high. school parking lot just filled with like. some dudes like burning Jays and like. listening to fish and then like dudes. bumping their systems and like You' be. like wait which like it was just. everyone was doing the coolest thing for. their subsect of high school group yeah. now everyone's windows up and PR dude. it's [ __ ] what is what are high. school group like if you're in high.

school what are your options now how the. [ __ ] would I know bro [ __ ] I tell you. said you worked in high schools for a. little to that you worked in high. schools for I'm not saying you're a pedo. dude damn dude high schoolers that's. your [ __ ] that's that [ __ ] getting. out dude oh dude my shadow that's the. shadow that's the per that's the PED. Shadow that's the shadow they're. listening to pods dude but I'm saying. like funny or are you projecting your. ped Shadow pet Shadow onto me I have no. ped Shadow dude um what a strong ego. what uh no I'm saying what are your.

options now like when I was in high. school I mean it I was in an all black. high school so it was like when I was. working there so it was. like it's there's it's not like I I mean. there is like obviously there's kind of. like a diversity within that but it was. more Jo Biden huh I said it's like a Joe. Biden comment what do you mean that all. blacks vote the same they do the same. stuff no I'm saying there's there's a. diversity but for me it was more subtle. than like if I'm in a white high school. like those are this it's like there's a. different relationship to weed like. white kids I've always noticed this when.

I was younger white kids and black kids. typically have a different relationship. to weed whereas like I feel like white. dudes get into it more by and large I'm. I'm making broad strok they they make it. more of their identity I'm making broad. Strokes white white dudes make it more. of their identity and black dudes just. kind of like smoke weed and like just. [ __ ] do black dudes are always like. why you pulling the bong out is. unnecessary why you got that thing true. yeah they're not about that when I pull. that thing out you pull that thing out. on it's definitely like I packed that. thing too you know what I mean. yeah but yeah so it was like I mean it.

was really there it was more like Anime. dudes than like just like actual like. nerds and you had just like a lot of. like cool dude there's like a bigger. contingent of like cool kids yeah so it. was it wasn't really as for me it was. like you know obviously there's like. people play sports people who don't but. it wasn't as like when I was in high. school I guess too if I went there and. was like P know the layers but when I. saw was more just like anime dudes cool. dudes and then Kid hard nerds so what. any hot kids say what say what bro I was.

in a trusted position I was in a trusted. position that is so [ __ ] dude I like I. got all my background checks your back. are you're clear clear's Bell me too I I. did feel sick and another one time I had. uh I had to get my FBI clearance and I. have a I got a smudge on my record. nothing nothing none of those bad. Chargers um just trespassing at uh gr. Pizza in wington Delaware oh damn so. when they came back the employer was. like they didn't say what it was like. you did have a check but you're clear. for all like the bad [ __ ] and I was like.

yeah but you never got one of those. checks to work did you have to get a. check to work in the school yeah hell. yeah I was checking dude when I worked I. worked as a TA for a year or like half a. year and then uh summertime came and. then they fired everybody because I was. planning on going back the next year but. they got rid of everyone that it was. like a third party that put us there but. two of the people that I worked with. [ __ ] kids yeah like [ __ ] kids it. came up like they got caught [ __ ]. kids or like M I don't know if they. [ __ ] kids but they were messing around. with kids I think with kids it's like as.

soon as you kiss a kid you're. guilty they did enough dude that is aw. you were at TA what what grades were. these high school so I was with like. seniors I don't know exactly what. happened how old were you I was 23 at. the time and then other kids your age. were banging him or it was like older. ones I think it was older ones it was. one male with a female student and one. female with a male student together. no and you didn't call me no that's sick.

yeah that's [ __ ] up yeah bad stuff. that is pretty crazy man I would be. there and like cuz I was more there like. as like a counselor so I was like. sitting there like dealing with like. kids like emotional stuff and I'm like. dude there are guys that like work that. into basically an intera like a social. interaction it's like God what a [ __ ]. what a demon dude what a demon yeah just. like those especially like the priests. that would find like Wayward Youth and. then [ __ ] them that was what they did. for years you can't just jerk off dude. yeah no just not be into that just to. see like a teenag you're like going.

through it especially when you're like. you deal with them sometimes and be like. I don't know how to break this to you. bro like this is not going to get better. for a long time cuz you're a kid and. you're like in the care of people who. are just completely [ __ ] up yeah. you're like and to be like to be like. I'm gonna [ __ ] this person it's like. dude that's it's like some kid comes to. he's like my dad's always drinking. you're like I'm might get my dick that's. crazy dude it's like the same thing you. know like when like yeah you have to. spit that g too so You' be like yeah I'm. not much of a drink you know like when. you're you know when you know when.

you're like younger and you're like some. girl comes to you like in you're work. with it's like my boyfriend's such a. dick like it was our anniversary and. you're like you're like a bell goes off. and you're like I might [ __ ] bang. this you're like dude if I was your. boyfriend I would never do that imagine. being a PRI it's like my dad got drunk. last night and like didn't show up for. my birthday and you're like I might. [ __ ] I might get laid like it's so. [ __ ] nuts so sick it's so Sinister. dude what are you gonna do as a new. Catholic or as a returning Catholic I. would get in there and clean that stuff. out I I dude I swear to God I I think.

about this constantly I want to I want. to sit and talk to a priest for like 4. hours dude and be like what the [ __ ] are. you guys doing you guys on we're on the. precipice of a gigantic spiritual. Reawakening yeah are you going to take. the body of Christ on your tongue or in. your hand uh are you letting him place. it on your tongue when's the last time. you received um I have a gluten allergy. so I don't receive a it's beat but I sip. the wine yeah yeah sip the wine I. haven't received in a long time I not. rece I've sit out I don't rece it's also. that's a sick thing to do too though.

would sit out to sit out and be S you're. not allowed to get the body if You' Sinn. yeah you know those guys are sinners. dude who the people that are not going. up to receive like walking past them you. always look at them with shame yeah. usually yeah that was always a big thing. I grew up Catholic dude I get the I get. the stuff it's the best it was stop. going to church uh like when I moved out. of my parents house uh probably like a. year before that yeah mine was like as. soon as I got my license yeah probably. like 16 17 I would like Drive eat bacon.

egg and cheese on a bagel and just sit. and stare at a wall for 45 minutes and. like all right nice I didn't go to. church drive home dude I went to. confession recently not recently. probably like three four years ago. though Just for kicks or my mom was like. you want to go to confession I was like. sure yeah I you drop face to face or the. screen screen coward yeah it was my only. option I know I. know they stopped face to face they. probably did it would have been crazy if. I was like no I got to tell you some. [ __ ] eye to eye give me your I used to. face to face it what' you drop on him.

nothing crazy no yeah Padre piia would. have sent you he would have cursed you. out dude I had like 10 years of sins to. let this guy know about just like I. don't know like I was like I lied to. people sometimes and like I stole some. [ __ ] once but like we didn't we didn't. go into it yeah that in high school I. would like drop it on the priest did you. really yeah [ __ ] be like dude we stole. five [ __ ] weed plants from Wayne's. backyard he's like you're you shouldn't. be tell me this like say five Maries.

stop doing this right on get out of here. like pastor we were out there with. [ __ ] hedge clippers dog you you. should have seen these things we're. digging them up out of the [ __ ] two. hands on the route he's like what oh. it's so sorry Father the only we plants. is a [ __ ] up crime yeah not I mean I'm. not attacking you I've done things in my. past but that is a disheartening crime. dude it's it's the biggest adrenaline. rush you can get when did you wait to. steal them it was always a night I'm. saying like what time of the year like. right before they came out of the ground.

yeah so you wait like okay it was always. like outdoor PL it was never like. [ __ ] some crazy [ __ ] but yeah there. was so many people that had like fields. of weed I was where did you grow up. Upstate New York oh dude I was telling. uh Sydney this story that if you bought. Google Maps cuz Google Maps you can like. see a [ __ ] they update it like every. couple months but you can see some [ __ ]. but if you pay for Google Maps you get. like a live update of the earth and then. you can see where people are growing. weed plants and you take them yeah dude.

you just bring a [ __ ] some hedge. clippers and a tarp and so you can see. people are getting into I don't think. it's not like a they update it much more. it's not I don't think it's a live. stream yeah but we would like yeah we. would just [ __ ] zoom in on [ __ ] and. scan the whole neighborhood dude Jesus. Christ it's pretty sick demon time dude. what was the biggest haul you got in. terms of uh I it was a pingpong tables. worth of weed what it was like the whole.

ping pong table was full and it was like. stacked multiple feet high D damn that's. [ __ ] awesome yeah it was a good. summer dude that's pretty good yeah or I. guess good fall but [ __ ] dude that's. awesome it's the move dude that's that's. been my it can fund your high school. missions for a long time you don't need. much dude couple couple hundred bucks. dude you're [ __ ] a for Taurus and a. system dude True Life Changes [ __ ] dude. guard where are we at TimeWise I got to. do these goddamn advertisements 41.

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details DraftKings now go win some money. this is your year [ __ ] last year this. year you're coming out on. top just keep going we did it you'll. eventually win H yeah you will. eventually win gamblers ruiners keep. doubling down you'll figure it out. you'll figure it. out but yeah man I dude I I still I've. been tripping on that you have to do a. gambling addiction thing for that who. like don't you have to do like if you. have if you have a gambling problem. please call 1800 not my problem oh all. right not my gambling problem no I think.

they have like they have extensive. [ __ ] show notes dude gambling. addiction is crazy it's it's the only. addiction I can't. understand only one no I'm saying every. other one I can understand like what. you're I know mean what about cigarettes. what what about cigarettes Sean's. desperately addicted to cigarettes I. understand the addiction to cigarettes. how thank you well just cuz like like I. have an addiction to like if I drive I. need a Bev or. smoothie I like I can't drive caral.

fixation I do right I also need like. something to like [ __ ] with if I'm. sitting somewhere yeah so it could be. like this bowl or like even this thing I. picked this thing up and [ __ ] with it. a little yeah so cigarettes kind of give. you that that yeah that moment that's. why I smoke blunts so much cuz like I. like rolling them more than I like. smoking I'm with you on that like I just. told you I just rolled like a 100 joints. last week and I don't even really want. to smoke them but I love rolling joints. yeah a good. I love having a ton of joints it's true. having a ton of pre-rolls at your.

disposal is so [ __ ] sick but how. don't I ever smoke them like yeah I just. that's true but although going to a. wedding though it's nice to have like. having a humongous a couple joints on. you at a wedding it's always nice to. roll up with like I mean I'm purely in. the future right now dude that's nuts. what's that 5 Meo DMT. obviously obviously no but I'm saying. gambling is the only like I like when I. see dudes like geeked on [ __ ] heroin. I'm like that probably feels good I. understand why you're addicted and. you'll get sick if you don't do it but.

when I see money feels good yeah but. when I see dudes that like start to like. get on like thin ice financially yeah. the first time like let's say it's like. oh I lost my paycheck I'd be like I'm. not going to the casino. anymore yeah but they think they're. getting it back that's what I'm saying I. don't understand like. the it like every other addiction is. like a constant you're trading it for an. immediate gratification yeah but they're. for The Gambler from what I've heard. they're chasing that flow State you get.

to a point where you're so maxed out on. adrenaline it's like win or lose this is. what I've heard win or lose is just like. you get to a point where you're you're. just in a pure FL like a completely. unthinking State just sliding the chips. across the table yeah I guess it shut. your brain off lose win lose win lose. win and you just kind of get into it. where you're just like this is this. feeling of like a and that feeling of. like it's it's coming it's coming like. yeah exactly Lose Yourself and dude like. when you win it's like if you're like. betting on sports like it's it's just.

one of those things where I think part. of it too is being like because when I. get I like never got harded in gambling. when I the first times I went to a. casino I won like every single time and. I started like instantly being like dude. I might just have like Luck's a real. thing like Luck's a thing people will. start to like believe in they'll be like. I might have luck and they'll start. getting into that and like like they bet. on the game like yo I might just know. what happens in the future there's part. of you that feels like if you feel go. like when you like win and gambling. you're just like especially if you're. doing like over unders and stuff and.

you're like yeah I guess you put like a. bunch of money on red and it lands red. there's like a the univer it's like the. universe gives you a sign maybe I'm just. [ __ ] up but I would do it and just be. like [ __ ] dude [ __ ] how far can I take. this I'm going to get [ __ ] tonight. today is my day I'm like dude I I I'm. good at this all right now I understand. all addiction get big payoff yeah. gambling is like a serious body load. yeah get it when it's I was up like. 1,300 bucks in craps one time and and. was just like and you start losing it. you're like it's pure schmeel dude.

you're just like no it's it's crazy I. guess I've only gambled like twice but. that yeah true but I don't have I would. I'm so quick to walk off the table I'm. up I lost like 100 bucks I'm like I'm. out of here yeah I was up300 and lost. like I think like five or six of it. really quick and I was like that's it. I'm pocking in this 6 and rolling so. yeah when I hit Triple digits I'm out of. there I'll usually bet like 20 bucks if. it goes like it's you 170 bucks I'm out.

of there for sure out I think yeah I'll. usually go to a casino with like 44050. and then drink for free drinking for. free is the move I guess what I don't. understand is like dudes that like lose. their house and [ __ ] that's crazy yeah. yeah like I understand that on like. drugs cuz you're you're out of your mind. yeah I I get it but you lost so much. you're like the big ones just the big. one's coming the adrenaline rush yeah. it's got to be such a crazy rush to just. like know you have no money at all and. just put your house on the line feel so.

good dud like kid college fund you saved. up a college that's the one I always. hear about like gambling away the kids. college fund and just being like come on. you couldn't be any more charged up than. that is watching those ponies R dude. yeah they just lose it your daughter. can't go to Penn State and get blacked. out and have sex with a bunch of dudes. now it might just be a defense mechanism. actually she ends up at DCC. a trade [ __ ] it yeah true teach her how.

to weld yeah yeah we need more lady. welders that's if I I would come and be. like I've decided you're going to weld. you could that's the good way to handle. it and I would just go hit the casino. and your wife's like what happened and. just be like never mind I've decided. we're taking a more traditional approach. I think we're going to move back to the. land I've sold our. house I gave it to the church yeah all. the money's been donated I would just. join like the Latter Day Saints i' be. like I had a dream I'm getting another. wife you're either coming with me or you. stay here where's the money be like.

don't worry about that I gave it to the. church you shut your mouth [ __ ] dud just. smack. her you'd have to say in character for. the thing to pay off yeah you'd have to. like dive in you have to like we're. Mormon now yeah like [ __ ] that [ __ ]. money dude that [ __ ] that's the way to. go that's that's what I would do if I. can't telling your wife the truth is the. worst thing every time they're not bill. for the truth just constantly compound. the line you have to just get it more. and more complicated. yeah that's the uh telling you that's. the [ __ ] I've been tripping out on the.

most of like how there is a a huge part. of you that's just constantly filtering. so much stuff and they're like like not. letting it out just there's so much. stuff you can't let out of the bag just. like even the small just the smallest. little [ __ ] I'm telling you there's. tough like like do you ever be in an. argument like you're kind of losing and. you just kind of flip a thing real quick. or like yeah this is kind of what I. meant every time I argue dude I black. out in arguments. there's Parts you do it you don't even. notice it going on wellit I'm not I'm.

not picking up what you're putting down. so you're saying that there's a whole. world of thoughts within your head. thoughts and potential actions and. things you could entertain and proceed. with but there's a lot of stuff you. strike down in your head day by day of. like that's not who I am I don't do that. kind of [ __ ] I don't know if I do that. at all I mean probably some ways like I. don't we're all filtered but a lot of. times yeah I'm filtered but like usually. I'm not like it's not like it's not like. Bur earning like huge parts of yourself. no no no I'm saying like I usually.

talking little [ __ ] like I don't like. like when I would like the back street. boys would come out some of their songs. were jamming I'd be like I don't like. that I liked it yeah but I'd be like I. don't like that no I've been getting. into just getting into all I used I you. say like as you get older you do when. you're younger like I used to have a CD. booklet when I was in high school that. had like all my CDs in it and then I had. like two cure CDs in my glove. compartment they rule cure rules and I. would be like I'm not listen like I. don't want my boys know I'm in here. listen to. yeah dude it takes like one time of the. lunch table laughing at you like yo you.

[ __ ] with Kelly Clarks and you a [ __ ]. gay dude I'm like no no I don't dude. it's [ __ ] I think it's cuz I turned. 40 I think once you turn 40 it all goes. away that doesn't all go away that's. like you're just kind of like this is. [ __ ] cool right a lot you're so far. from cool at that point that you're just. swimming in the a lot of it melts off I. was laughing like cuz when I'm like. especially when you're younger I was oh. when you're younger it's all day every. day that's what I'm talking about okay. okay I thought you telling me like. you're still like turning your T-shirt. inside out cuz you don't want anyone to. know that you like no no no it's not. like that but there's like like you're.

at the gym like [ __ ] I'm wearing these. [ __ ] corny sneakers and like my boy. no there's I'm just saying there's. entire there can be like entire life. paths and all this you have to you have. to do it I'm not saying it's a bad thing. you have to self-limit oh like zero in. yeah when I was younger I remember being. like I'm a serious businessman and I. love business I just made up this story. about myself and my whole body I. remember this I was like older than you. and I was like dude Matt's tripping yeah. I was like I out a white Hyundai I that.

was a real tour I was like dude's like. 19 he's going to buy a house off a 19y. old I leased a [ __ ] I became a realer. I was like I'm a legitimate businessman. and I love business and I'm going to. make $100,000 a year and my life is. going to be perfect you pyramid schemed. I had pyramid no I actually luckily. somehow avoided pyramid schemes I got. pyramid scheme I got introduced I got. introduced to like two different ones on. two different occasions and I like went. with my my friend or whoever introduced. me and was able to be like nah this is.

[ __ ] like this this doesn't check out. I was I was selling Verizon FiOS door. too and every every night I would go. home and watch like Ray Lewis halftime. speeches and I was like I'm gonna fire. people up tomorrow I'm going to get. people on my team we're going to sell. these [ __ ] Supreme packages with you. doing like the door too [ __ ] yeah and. then like Philadelphia Elite group was. the name dude I was like I think I work. for the same I went I went on interview. and I was like 20 and I was still in. college and like they sat me down they.

like dude you're still in college we. kind of prefer you to have a degree but. you got something man so we're going to. put you on the team they saw something. in you I went back to my girlfriend at. the time and was like yo I'm probably. dropping out of Drexel and like we. should just get a house somewhere I was. like probably stop taking your birth. control like I'm about to make like 200. Grand year remember they they literally. told me on the interview you can make. between 50 and 125 Grand your first year. I was like holy I'm getting the 125 I. went for my first day my plan zero.

wasn't a thing I'm definitely not going. to make no money I went into the first. day and I was like wait we're just. knocking on people's doors and scamming. them out of their like it was you were. selling Verizon but it turn it turned. into something else after three months. and like their bill went through the. roof yeah well there's also these things. I forget what they're called like a. switching it's like a thing where you. just switch their plan you're like I'm. going to give you Verizon but it's going. to say same plan but you're going to. save 50 bucks a month month it's just. and then and then it like switches yeah. switches so I went on my first day and I.

just like shadowed this guy then my. second day we went up to like 34th in. haford and we like split up and I went. into this like weird TV repair store and. the guy was like what are you here for. and I was like yeah I'm here to talk. about your Verizon bill and he like came. up to me and like didn't grab me but. like cornered me and was like dude come. in here again I'll [ __ ] break your. nose like this is a scam I was like dude. I don't I just I was like dude they told. me I make 100 Grand I was like dude The. Golden Child so I was like dude I'm so. sorry like they told me to make 100. Grand I have no idea what I'm doing it's.

just like dude how old are you I was. like 19 he's like [ __ ] go home don't. work for these jerk offs so I literally. just walked home cuz I was right near my. house and left the other dude like I. never went again thank God for that guy. he just it was like my second call I. like rolled in I think I went into the. first one and like bought a soda and. came back out and like what' they say. and I was like they said the M will be. back after lunch and he's like all right. I'm going to go in here you go in there. and like that's where the dude Jack me. up and I was just like dude I hear you I.

swear I'm going to quit right now and I. just walked the [ __ ] home and then had. go back to my girlfriend like I needed. one of those I keep popping those things. keep popping those things but I remember. I called Dad too and was like dude like. this is he was like I remember that. you're getting [ __ ] ConEd and I was. like Dad you don't know everything and. then like I had to go home on Sunday. like yeah I got a different job at. Chili's yeah I'm still making 60 bucks a. day you know I thought I was going to. have like a quarter Mill in the bank. yeah it turns out I'm just going to make. 60 bucks a day for a long time got to r. that birth 35 bucks guys was like yeah.

we're probably going to get married now. like yeah that's what happened to me I I. fully was like I'm a real tour I'm gonna. start making money dude if I just get 3%. of a house purchase that's like 12,000. bucks I like went to Brazil being like. I'm going to make 12,000 bucks I'm going. to have some fun like didn't have any. money but yeah my entire body rejected. that it was like at a certain point just. The Narrative of being a business like I. just I wasn't genuinely interested in it. was a part of myself that was trying to.

tweak The Narrative yeah that's the. thing I was getting out it's a part of. yourself that can try to tweak The. Narrative of who you tell yourself you. are and then when you do that for too. long your body just re there's a whole. other side of your body that's just like. no yeah I did that one like in the. beginning of your relationship one time. I was like I mean that's every I'm done. tripping I'm done smoking weed I'm done. saying bad words I'm going to be a good. boy and I'm going to date this cuz like. we went on like one date and I was like. this is not going to work out I remember. that but I was like no you know what. this is my time to [ __ ] grow up so. like no more smoking dope no more. tripping no more anything I'm gonna be a.

good boy and we're gonna [ __ ] make. this work and be sexual pervert after. like nine months it was just like like I. just doubled back and then when we broke. up I went off the [ __ ] rail you went. against the organism it's true I hear. what you're saying now that's the whole. thing when you try to when you try to. build too much of a one-sided. perspective yeah you're outside of your. conscious awareness you're building the. absolute opposite of that and that is. just all the times you go no I'm not. going to do that right and just goes in. a little bucket no I'm not it goes in a. little bucket little bucket and then it.

adds up and then it then that starts to. steer your decision- making from the. Shadows where you're like I could. probably go into a. wishiwashi you're like I'll just get a. massage and you'll literally you start. making SS you'll still be like I'm the. good dude and you'll be acting from a. almost unconsciously from a network of. just rejected thoughts and self-concepts. you start making SS what do you mean. seemingly unimportant. decisions so I'm just going to like I'm. just going to go this way un I learned.

that from I learned that from pervert. part that's from perver Park perver Park. the guy was like you know like I want go. that AA dude go to the [ __ ] pet AA. did you watch pervert Park you watch. pervert Park I've heard of it what's it. on it's on Netflix it's toughest watch. it's one of like three things that I've. had to shut off dude I had an aunt that. moved to a trailer park in Florida and I. was like oh let me check this but it. wasn't that one was there first a second. though dude so this was like a trailer. park that was dudes throw like bottles.

at them and [ __ ] so dude it was a. trailer park that was Far Away enough. where there were no school zones so. pedophiles could rent there yeah so it. ended up just getting packed with. pedophiles and now it's like all. pedophiles right like a Therapeutic. Community though they have like dudes in. there trying to help yeah dudes trying. to be like they're all pared up that's. like a that's a um I I I thought it was. a halfway situation yeah that's kind of. like a half that wasn't just like a. group of [ __ ] it wasn't like think it. was like they made a spot for him so. it's like they try to get them jobs they.

did they did they but they like bury. them in [ __ ] warehouses and stuff you. can't work anywhere if you have a like a. sex crime on a child charge yeah but the. one dude kept talking about SS s he's. like you know I was like just trying to. watch some porn like they so I'm. watching like this is fascinating then. they started interviewing the individual. ones about their crime and I was like I. tapped out now [ __ ] me up was that. like all of them for the most part all. of them had stories of being horribly. molested themselves. yeah so I'm like dude dudes are throwing. bottles at them I'm like I'm watching. like [ __ ] I'm laughing like then the.

like the lady was like I was having sex. with my dad for 20 years and I was like. Jesus [ __ ] Christ yeah you're like oh. [ __ ] but like dude she like left her dad. and then like try to get like set apart. like a have like a normal life and like. I don't know if she was dating someone. or what but she ended up like like like. you were saying like had a come back but. rather than have it come back like yeah. it turns out you know I didn't have it. as figured out in the world as I thought. I did she started [ __ ] her dad again. so she had to come home like as an adult. and just take up a sexual relationship.

with her father damn dad was [ __ ]. putting that thing down what literally. literally bro lit literally I out. blowing her back out what so [ __ ] dude. and you're watching her just being like. that was literally all I knew that was. normal to me I just turn it off D the. other dude went on a date right the guy. was like like some like he was like a. just you know no luck with the ladies. type yeah finally gets a date they IGN. him the date goes south he [ __ ]. spazzes after he drops his date off.

first kid he sees he jumps out of his. car Dr he drove to Mexico to Mexico so. he was in I guess he was in Texas for a. date and he just yeah fully didn't work. out he was like [ __ ] this chick and then. it was like he had a critical Elliot. Rogers moment where he's like am I going. to go shoot up a sority and he's like no. I'm going to go to Mexico and he tried. to abduct someone's daughter down there. and they beat the [ __ ] out of him this. is on the documentary yeah he's talking. he's like D I [ __ ] up you know yeah. he's like all these other people have. these like stories like oh man that's. [ __ ] [ __ ] that guy said he was like yeah.

you know like I was watching porno tapes. and my niece and her friends they were. all in the Next Room having a sleepover. you know they're Suds like I didn't. think of it at the time but I knew what. I was setting up I knew they were. walking in that so wait the kid in. Mexico is a s SS now the SS that was a. very important decision capping a child. and trying to bring him into the country. dude making Suds was like watching porn. with his door open like while his niece. and nephew were in the other room yeah. and he knew that they had to like come. through to get a back also a pretty. important not a all but he acted like it.

was like just I see he was he was bit by. bitting it yeah he was just like that. guy could like check on SS are like. [ __ ] Crocs on or not you know what I. mean like that's a real s like jerking. off in front of your niece is not that's. it's not a s that's a try to play high. alert decision something or like taking. the route that cuts through the. playground true it's like it's you know. it's two minutes slow slower but still. it's a nice walk I mean where where are. you walking where you have to cut.

through. playgrounds man just. roll yeah it's so Fu P life dude I don't. know ped life is [ __ ] man but yeah a. lot of them got molested so you're kind. of like but you might have to put them. down dude I mean I know it's one of. those like a dog that got the [ __ ]. kicked out of him you it's literally you. have rabies yeah just like you got. rabies bro yeah can't let you out I got. to put you down man sorry tail of Old. Yeller it's so I mean dude it's. literally that it's it's such a thing. it's like like I I don't for a second. think I could just like shoot people but.

like I always like could I shoot a. pedophile if I called a dude like this. is the other thing I think about all the. time if if you get word that a dude's. been pedo in your. kids do you call the cops I kill or did. you roll up or do I call the cops myself. like I'm about to kill this guy you. better [ __ ] no i' I'd call with the. body you call with the body I'd be like. yo I have a body yeah but then you got. to do jail the rest of your life no you. wouldn't clean record was a clean record. if you were like sna cuz that's what. Vasquez like three years actually would. be sick Kane didn't even kill the guy he. shot at him and he's he's doing an.

attempted murder who Kan Velasquez. former UFC heavyweight champ why'd he. shoot at a guy the the guy was uh. touching his daughter in preschool and. he found out about it and then he ran up. on the guy and shot at him but he hit. the guy's father who was in the car with. him ah see now you'd have to be. meditated like you'd have to like roll. up know where he is watch him for a. couple days that's Crime of Passion yeah. that's that's did his dad die no he's. fine yeah also don't be rolling around. with your kid when he [ __ ] kids imagine.

like your dad gets shot you're like yo. dad can you give me a quick lift and. then your dad gets shot he's like what. the [ __ ] and he's like cuz you're a. [ __ ]. pedophile he had no idea it's like when. you can't hang out with drug dealers. like yo they might have enemies yeah. it's like you're hanging with pedos it's. like yo the block is so hot right now. imagine your dad get shot and you like. look at the guy and you're like I [ __ ]. this daughter oh. [ __ ] it's [ __ ] dude it's deep shame. anyway let's go to the page now we're on. this high note let's hit theage there. [Music].