Ep 406 - Sneak Attack (feat. Stuff Island)

w w. West oh [ __ ] yeah dude what's. up dude that's what's crazy is how. broken his body is too like his first of. all his shoulder is off of his shoulder. he literally he looks like you know you. know when the Terminator comes over the. conveyor belt like his arms off shoot. T1000 it's exactly where it needs to be. I'm so [ __ ] I'm so excited for the. fight when is it September 10th.

yeah oh man I mean dude he's basically. he's gonna be I hope it does this. doesn't occur but he might be the first. martyr of you it's martyrdom take this. fight's total no I'm saying just for. your body what it's what's going on it's. it's literally Full Love of the Game. it's a comp it's the deepest compliment. who's the guy he's. fighting com out yeah I hope he wins. he's he's the next big thing but he's. he's he's really [ __ ] people up. although that Gilbert fight he's. struggled a little he's not a knockout. guy though is he he's kind of like a.

grind you into dust dud he's like a. khabib yeah like a white Muzzy yeah he's. a white Muslim frighten probably bites. you I'll be scarier of a human being. than a white musle yeah it's true that. whole area is terrifying dude I listen. to that black flags book imagine. breaking down the what one of their. little neighborhoods. yeah knocking on a white muzzy's door. asking for milk or I mean first of all. I'm not going to speak for all Muslim.

Society but I would imagine if we took. all of them like yo who could beat their. wives the most without getting in. trouble they're probably if you did like. a serious Gallop pole there's that on. the top layer you I just beat the [ __ ]. out of my not all obviously but like. there's definitely areas beat their. wife definitely must be someone with. that beard cuz white dud white dudes in. Philly with that beard definitely 100%. hit if you don't have a mustache with. one of those beards you are absolutely. beating the [ __ ] out of your and you can. also think your wife at you and you're.

going like this you probably get. moment I just [ __ ] you're just. charging up like I grew this I didn't. think I get this beard this long deck. this chick and get remember you remember. verses of the Quran that are like women. should submit like well God said it so. dude their poetic flare is topnotch too. anytime they write letters it's like you. will pay for this in Blood and souls I'm. like holy [ __ ] that that Black Flag book. Matt put me onto this Isis book.

oh yeah you listening that was Francis. shout out Francis how about Zara writing. [ __ ] gay love letters to his [ __ ]. dude Zar such a [ __ ] ass he's such a. [ __ ] did he want those out or. someone he got into his journal he was. writing like Love Letters to his sister. that were like real oh waa oh that was. Sister Sister he he had a lot of time on. his hand so he was writing every other. letter in different colors yeah but. drawing flowers like a middle school. girl did he have like bubbly handwriting. he's sitting there going.

when. [ __ ] so gay dude you're hold up just. waiting for a bomb to smash through but. he loved his mom and and I think he like. had a romantic entanglement with his. sister I don't want I don't want to ruin. the GU rep yeah I don't want to ruin the. guy's reputation I was a little bummed. out that like we just drone strike these. dudes yeah but then there there's a part. of me that's also pretty happy about. that yeah like the like Jihadi John you.

remember that guy he was British dude. that went over there and was like. beheading people for Isis on camera. really he got got Dr first wasn't he the. first guy he was part of the Beatles is. what they're called there four British. dudes you're you're far you're far ahead. no I just remember that I didn't get. there yet okay okay but we drone stried. him and there's a part of me that's like. man that guy should be tortured yeah. yeah like one of them one of them. serving life in England it's like kill. him yeah yeah definitely ex they don't. do that I guess rendition yeah get him. some making him a martyr yeah true but. he's fully got the download of like.

milit militant Islam he's going like. sweet yeah it's death it's martydom or. Victory bro yeah that's I like I like. the bin Laden move where you just like. snip a piece off him dump him in the. ocean allegedly allegedly true yeah but. then again most of these drone strikes. are like he's gone yeah like you're not. finding any Trace he was vaporized the I. looked up the Wikipedia of Jihadi John. and they're like it was a literally a. perfect drone strike no one else got. hurt he got vaporized and and uh yeah it.

made me happy a little bit to be like. they're all like we're Mort we're. Martyrs we're it's this devout thing and. then some guy with a computer's. like delete that guy delete that guy I. mean also too when you don't understand. technology like there's a GU to be areas. of that they have like way behind on. Tech so they like what happened is like. dude a missile just came out apparently. a guy on a computer dude probably like a. guy in Arizona with like a joystick yeah. that was my favorite thing is to explain. that they imagine explaining that to.

if you just been like a a Shepherd like. had like a pastoral existence and all of. a sudden you're like there's a dude all. the way over there that hit a button and. that guy's dead you're probably like. your mind would spin the craziest F. imagine how good their speeches have to. be to Rally people against that I'm. telling you it's blood and souls is. nothing but like the fire fire of. passion a put they're also putting like. that's a pretty easy speech that's a. real easy speech you hit someone's. wedding. remember yeah he used he used the um. when they been a couple red weddings.

what what was the Abu who what was the. prison thing Abu gra Abu gra was the. yeah that's when he cut off that dude's. head they talked about the americ no. that's not Abu grade that's he I'm. saying he brought up Abu grade in that. speech he talk [ __ ] on AB he like you. [ __ ] [ __ ] where's your [ __ ]. Zeal you [ __ ] and he's cut off. this like entrepreneur's head the guy B. who was like trying to make Towers he. trying to make communication Towers. every like get the [ __ ] out of yeah he. technut the the production quality of.

the terrorist videos were [ __ ] the. best yeah they were doing good the cages. the the you remember the one where they. pulled up like a a Toyota Corolla they I. handcuffed in the steering wheel and. then one guy just got on a knee with a. rocket launcher no I don't remember that. watch that one was sick oh God and the. drowning they dropped him in a [ __ ]. in a pool like an Olympic pool in a cage. really One wasan Pilot was bad put him. in a cage and then had a line of. gasoline to it so they like [ __ ].

and they filmed it like yeah a movie. yeah great movie HD God 4K dude but. they're still imagine that dude at Best. Buy being like Mom what are the specs on. this camera what are you going to use it. for Mom I'm shooting a film with my. buddies a sketch. kind the beheading videos they kind of. [ __ ] with you they didn't get you. didn't get to watch the actual like head. come off with the bird don't you get to. watch the whole they start cutting and. then cut to just hold in the head no you.

watched the American version no I. was they went through the whole they. must have released that after May was. behind a pay wall it's it's like they do. with porn videos you know where they. don't show it coming on her Facey. subscribe if you want to see the guys. about to bust and then they cut n I'm. about to BW up this mole see if you. sub subscribe share and don't forget to. comment down below. [Laughter]. V five rockets I'm about to eviscerate.

Jordanian. intelligence that book is honestly the. best that's one of the best L Francis. Ellis shout out he told oh he. recommended it he took me aside he said. look listen to this now I said all right. it's only audio can you get a a p no you. get a you get a regular book you. probably get flagged right. oneus I mean it's just the story of Isis. oh it's not like Isis recruiting. pamphlet yeah the first 10 you're in. dude but they're making it like they got.

uh they got salmon Rusty they got him. yeah yeah Muslims are still firing dude. yeah they would he just went in for like. a dinner and then they cut him up drink. no he was giving a speech yeah oh he was. yeah yeah you're thinking about the. other journalist yeah yeah I think. people thought it was like a I heard. people there thought it was like a. theatrical performance how they get. rushy that just happened right speech. and a guy started stabbing him no he was. given a speech about why he should be. allowed to say Islam's violent and. radical islamist stabbed him to death.

like [ __ ] you dude no we're not oh my. God actually there's a lot of us who are. peaceful did he give this speech prior. to and that's how they knew he was. giving another one somewhere no he wrote. that book uh no I think he wrote the. book satanic vers oh yeah he was on the. [ __ ] list to begin Iran the the state. of Iran put out a fatwa on him he's the. [ __ ] guy that married the uh the hot. Indian Chef uh Rashi Padma L Padma.

not giv speeches. anymore dude yeah she's a smoke and Mar. that dude ugly [ __ ] married a. chef yeah oh I got that. right how you R bwood star yeah fatwa. yeah yeah oh go they're pretty they're. pretty nasty a bad boy though it's like. she's like an angel Mar fcking he's. hideous look at this look at this one. and two oh my God it's a dude no he. looks good yeah he's a powerful New York.

Times best look at that guy. dude [ __ ] harder than him dud looks. like. Rings look at those eyes though those. eyes pierce your soul yeah dude that. book money then look at that angel yeah. greatest tiit in the world dude he's. like he's like a Jason Bourne character. he got a f Pall on him yeah he literally. got stabbed at at like a a convention. out of like an action it was like in. Pittsburgh was it really where was it. where did he get stabbed it's always. going down in Pittsburgh's yeah they.

getting stabbed at like an intellectual. black tie event is the horniest you can. get a chick oh my God Pittsburgh yeah. God High Society but also in danger High. Society yeah it's [ __ ] as hot as it. gets it's pretty good for Jake he just. put french fries in his it was casket it. was in new oh okay yikes damn probably. not that far from here there's no. security against this [ __ ] with this. guy how did that happen I think he like. lost some J in his speeches so he. Security money he wrote The Satanic.

versus like a decade ago yeah it was. like the 80s longer I think like 30. years yeah yeah I think you're right. actually he was in full-on hiding for a. while like he and they got every they. got a ton of people associated with the. book they were killing like produ like. the publisher they killed yeah they got. a lot of people they got a Japanese dude. a partner got hit I don't know but. that's dangerous one of the partners got. hit that's a battle that'll get me. activated you get going yeah Partners go. down I'm Fu partner trying to be like.

Partners I want to start a new political. party that's just Japanese people and. Spanish like Mexicans like we got to. come together and form a. coalition the Japanese and the Mexicans. yeah holy should I want to be their. boss that would be a good party I'm in. charge D droing Mex or like Hispanic. migrant workers karaoke just it' be a. fun party they are dropping the dude. shout out Texas governor Abbott yeah.

just busting the boys up to [ __ ] bu them. up bro New York and. DC just like see how it is see if you. guys want to change your mind on this. [ __ ] open borders thing what if what. if it does rule to have like 9 million. Mex yeah they're busting them back oh. they're busing them back yeah. B put they get him back on the bus this. is good for a new bus tour I might out a. follow me if you want to live just. [ __ ] just start a Contracting. Company follow me it's the only way come.

on hop in my Dodge Durango we're going. to we got to demolish this. wall Mega Bus has to be killing it yeah. 100% oh Mega Bus got government contract. got going back and forth between Texas. Chinese Casino Bus you ever jump on one. of those that's a. r the Fun Bus yeah fun goes from uh I. think it got discontinued the Greyhound. in uh in Center City all the way to AC I. took it once.

me and like [ __ ] 90-year-old Koreans. took the fun water AC smoking on where. do they let you off they're [ __ ]. Lawless they let you off it like this. they ENT AC and these. little these little before it goes into. the water bus driver hops out and starts. selling your body in atantic City. [ __ ] nuts they don't buy any drinks. they just they [ __ ] they're they're. like a [ __ ] Bus full of I don't want. to get I don't want to get into it yeah. they only have two yeah but yeah dude. it's so funny to think about Texas and.

New York just playing pong with Latinos. just no we. turn you got to lose a few of them on. the way right I mean you can't even keep. track of like fifth graders at the zoo. there's got to be a couple left funny. Governor abot speeches like they're. they're totally allowed to get off the. bus just not in Texas yeah like it stops. at rest stops all over the place they. can get off wherever they want that's. Conair dude yeah it is kind is there.

like a fat lady with a whistle around. her neck counting them you know what I. mean it's funny it's funny cuz they just. really want to work really badly. too I'll be honest these bus rides are. probably pretty nice for them true you. just walk for [ __ ] the entire Central. America now you're just ACD out sitting. on a bus like things are going well. they're definitely getting snacks well. they're bring revamp in the uh. Whatchamacallit like the Border family. separation thing like the colonies. they're bringing it back they're.

bringing that back with a vengeance. really yeah Biden [ __ ] up on gas now. like remember those [ __ ] kids and. cages they they're bringing that up big. time now really yeah that's going to be. the new thing the kids are still in. cages people are now again outrage. didn't Biden's brother build those cages. I think so I think it was contracted to. Biden's brother no way hey Chris he's. the cage dude I saw a guy I saw a guy. today with a Biden Harris dude that was. so crazy yeah dude I saw a guy parking a. parking lot with Harris sticker and. there was a part I was like 30%.

compelled to go up to him like dude you. like do you really [ __ ] like that you. really did you really see those guys and. be like we're gonna turn this around. there no way that's how you felt out of. your mind what you love Biden Harris no. I was Voting against Trump I wasn't like. I wasn't putting B but. it's it's so funny though to be like we. need personality robots to fix our. country people like we got to grow up. and realize we need personality Rob. robots who are completely paid for by.

corporations and fixes it's [ __ ]. yeah that's why I saw that guy's sticker. I almost literally he was a doctor tack. him I almost walked up like d take that. [ __ ]. off that would [ __ ] somebody up Ser if I. turn my back to. him he slapped you he's like I'm calling. the cops I was. like now that's how you strengthen the. Biden. Coalition I mean you listen to black. flags that was a complete up in Iraq.

yeah there people the in apparently. intelligent people were like dude the. Iraqis are not our enemy there's an. Insurgency and they were like dude sh. [ __ ] yeah they he's like no we're. definitely that we're going to. completely destroy the enemy we. destroyed Iraq in like 5 Seconds yeah. completely just manle the military and. their government like very quickly and. then terrorists just attacked yeah I. always thought the way that they tore. down saddam's statue was kind of lame. some say it was staged I won't say who. told me that on my drive L people said. it was staged yeah yeah happened they. were they were Arab that were like these.

guys aren't Iraq that was that's even. worse they were like these guys aren't. Iraqi they just like they thought they. bust them they thought they ponged them. in they I was say I mean imagine if you. if it was like New York and it was just. clearly a bunch of people from Indiana. Texas yeah they'd be like that's not how. the these aren't New York like yeah. that's not the Bronx yeah yeah that book. not how we tear down St people Iraq. hated those guys they were just like. America sucks dude yeah they were pissed. cuz they had no idea like they all of a. sudden the the government gets taken out.

and then like they were getting like. hospitals blown up and they were just. like this is the Americans yeah what's. going on with Russia are they still uh I. think they're trying to fight don't get. updates anymore it's kind of. embarrassing that war is taking this. long for them to beat Ukraine Ukraine's. like a we keep giving you crank goodies. right yeah we got a recession we need to. start giving them am40 billion yeah also. might be like spying you on the Kremlin. with like some weird holographic spy the. technology is probably crazy right a. holograph spy probably a.

[Laughter]. Roomba. Corner dude turn it around he's got to. go in the [ __ ] he's got to go in the. cafe just sitting. there giving a message to a corner. that'd be funny if all like Starbucks. barista's were I want to hear Chris do. the robot. again you an act out guy now. big physical com I better see those act.

outs this weekend yeah dud I want to see. it oh I'll bring it I'll bring the. energy yeah dude I thought about that. like I should just go all energy what. the [ __ ] is up. Chago oh man love that was. good oh dude OK man's intro that was the. funniest [ __ ]. thing just full Stevie Janowski dude he. was Stevie y can't hear you when you. said.

that best friend oh you didn't hear. this I don't know if I want to hear this. jow I back. poow funny so we needed I was there you. were lounging in the green room I think. you were probably dry it was second show. I think you had I think you left right. you were dry humping oh. like the second we needed someone wait. what was he dryp I [ __ ] missed this. you upstairs dry hump. we needed uh I had to leave though yeah.

heavy petting Mutual petting we needed. uh I to go home and jerk off from it. mine no oh we wanted to masturbate we. all wanted to masturbate we all wanted. to masturbate how about John calling out. my [ __ ] girl out of nowhere John's. like Tommy what do you say about mean. like he was like he brought a girl she's. got a [ __ ] accent of course she. doesn't she doesn't have an accent all a. tan. person I'm [ __ ] holding the girl the. Shadows like this and literally like a.

minute before that she like looked back. she's like I'm having so much fun I was. like d my friend's Rule and then was was. like he must he gets girls through like. uber he's got a new one I was. like ni I was whispering her ear I was. like no I do not hear that part of the. the next line he's like yeah she's got. an accent course she look like she's got. an ACC [ __ ]. Jones like I heard her I talked she's. right yeah I heard that he was right in. her her face looked like she was about.

to deliver a [ __ ] a speech like the. Mexican the wife of the Mexican. president so we needed we needed John. was like who do we have to host like to. open the show that's could do high. energy I was like I don't think we have. one friend Conor I could have done it. and I was like OK Conor can do the. screaming that is can do the intro the. first youing yourself no first show was. good first like you no you had a couple. cocktails we all did that second show. was out. was blacked out second show was nuts but.

the yeah the intro is like are you ready. oh my God first first and he goes I give. it up these guys are like my best. friends oh my god dude how embarrassing. I thought it was you doing a voice. backstage cut that I thought humping in. the good [ __ ] embarrassing least that. wasn't on Dat hold that's what you think. got [ __ ] dri you got. got the CCTV from there God damn that.

those green rooms the locusts were SW. were. holy [ __ ] n La Mer as soon as I walk. in just start eating I'm like give it a. [ __ ] minute you fatties bro it was no. that pizza needed to get got somebody. needed to do it there one slice missing. I was I looked around the room I was. like definitely those two yeah show. enough Lorenzo's is so bad so many. people it's so you got to roll it up. like a [ __ ] I mean the size is not even. the size is an attempt to make up for.

how shitty it. tastes garbage Pizza they probably. import grease from other pizza and dump. it on top it's so [ __ ] greasy it's. it's so bad if it if it's not like. scalding hot if it's not burning your. mouth so you can't taste it it's it's. just wet yeah cold wet a slice that's. this big learn my cousin Ajax has a. technique for eating pizza one bite he. does obviously the fold everyone knows. that and he tucks the corner of the. slice up I like that move yeah it is. nice pretty nice one slice Domino he's.

one slice one B kid on a domino slice. donos you guys hit D late night didn't. you yeah it was so. good they brought like eight boxes after. after the show straight up the Domino. handmade pie is unbelievable yeah it was. good in years. called they claim revamped whatever they. revamped their whole recipe comment you. got a big debate coming up with who no a.

big what he's got a debate with who oh. you say yes yeah you say it's not a. debate so it's definitely a debate why. what does he want to why who is this why. is he reaching out to you did you watch. any of his content no who is this Jesse. Lee. Peterson jlp at debate could be it could. be people goofing but I responded to the. emails like allegations of being a child. know yeah dude yeah he's gay they well. it was he's gay doesn't mean you [ __ ] k.

no no but he not only is he gay but he. like reaches out to young men and like. is like that's you dude he's trying to. [ __ ] you maybe he's a gay black. conservative. yeah allegedly deeply causitive black. conservative dude and he's he's legend. of the Drunken Master Level like debater. people up. yeah I don't know I've seen him debate. he's more of a repetitive type dude yeah. but you so he's.

black I didn't say that I didn't say. that I didn't say that he never raises. his voice he never raises his voice he. just repeats the question a black style. of arguing he calls you he calls you a. child with a lie it's always yeah scream. repeat step into someone's face many. what you said and then the next move is. there's no diffusing you're going to get. hit in the [ __ ]. face it's reality it's reality TV. argument n episodes of Flavor of Love.

that's literally the whole time once you. move to protect the body. shot so how did jlp how do Camp reach. out to you I got an email from a guy. that says he's the producer and they. wanted they wanted to interview me what. do they want what do they want to uh. debate AR I don't know the producer. reach he didn't say it was a debate he's. got to give you a head. up definitely debate that would be crazy. three so you've been watching a lot of. you that's I don't understand that's. what I'm saying I think it's mean I hope. that doesn't sound like I'm being a dick.

but just out of nowhere being like Chris. oor I can see jlp having a bone to pick. M definitely he's probably heard he's. probably heard you rant on behalf of. Camala. Harris you love Kamala. har dude you think she's the right. choice let jlp do the work J this is. training you better you can't beat me. Good Luck the gay black pedophile he's. going. to he's going to [ __ ] kill you dude. he will kill the gay Christian black you.

can't beat War mode dude. dude he's better than War. mode I don't mean you watching have you. been watching a lot of his content what. you watching no I just watched I just. like watch one I had seen him do stuff. like years ago and was like who the [ __ ]. is this guy yeah and then I watched some. stuff last night and was just like his. his arguments he just grabs college. students he's like uh you think girl. should penises oh that's interesting why.

talks talks like car with a dick in his. yes that rules and just goes oh that's. how just tell me okay I don't see that I. don't see that at all he'll even hit you. with an even more vague question he's. like he's like so are you what do you. think of War you're like you're this is. going to be a clash dude this is how you. argue this is exactly how you argue this. is also my nightmare I would so bad I'm. so bad with [ __ ] like this where a guy. asked me a serious question and I'll be. like are you [ __ ] with me right now. like and then I'll just start Mak it fun.

I could never debate dude I could never. who was I just talking to about he'll do. a thing to be like if a black guy robbed. you at gunpoint what would you do would. you say. it is funny you you roundabout describe. thinking you're like not a fan of that. whole thinking stuff yeah exactly. dude yeah com you're good at that. argument like starting argument and then. you got he will he during the Leon. Edwards how about that argument he's.

white quintessential okan man we're. watching Leon Edwards versus Usman fight. at one point usman's got his back the. cage and his knee he's holding Leon like. this so his right there for the Tak. Leon's holding to not get choked KN. Chris goes why doesn't he punch the. inside of his knee I was. like he's like they haven't thought of. it yet I was like that's why they. haven't done he's like it's a new sport.

they haven't come up with it yet they. don't think it can it's a new sport it's. literally fighting to the death this. Sport's ancient you got all your weight. on that leg dude someone hits the side. of that dude you would have to hit me. 100 times also you have no you're laying. down you have. no holding his hand so that he doesn't. get. choked let go to try to give him a dead. both their adrenaline first both are. adrenaline they're at like 100 out of a. 100 I'm going to punch the fat of his. thigh you see these guys right right the. leg kick is so much more powerful leg.

kick you're more of a cow myy guy you're. like pressure point I'm just. saying. just someone's got to look into it. relent just say I was drunk obviously. that was stupid it's all whiskey dude. when he get whiskey he wants to fight. you in any way possible he was. losing no no no no. no I am look we're both a littleit. sometimes st's about to get going. has ever completely derailed due to like.

just whiskey intake yeah both of us yeah. an episode an episode oh not an episode. no Tom tomm Tommy you had to take once. the Slate closes you guys are like. that's enough Tommy hit mushrooms too. hard once and had I just that was very. funny that's very funny that was funny. whiskey I've never seen you guys derail. on Whiskey on a show the only time I was. I've seen Oculus derail off whiskey. quite a bit you B. oculi what no the [ __ ] you doing out.

there follow the rules follow the [ __ ]. you I'm not following the. rules no he goes in the kitchen coming. home and just being I would come home. from a show they'd be playing ocul I'd. be like yo who's who's got more kills. right now and it was Tommy Tommy would. Tommy typically had more. kills and then Chris would be like but I. gotta you know I'm the one calling the. shots run Tommy Tommy would get so. shitfaced and he had no idea what sober. it's gay [ __ ] we play we play we played.

this. map liquid courage for the battlefield I. was I was shited to I was shitfaced too. but banana smoothies I'm [ __ ] just I'm. getting liquored up so I Cano himself. and it sucks Chris is becoming a good. person it's about as [ __ ] lame as a. guess all right there's no excuse we had. 600 hours put in on this board and Tommy. still didn't know anywhere besides the. one roof you like to shoot from yeah and. he would just stand up where the health.

is that's where the gun is you know the. ammo I get a little a little hiding so. here's the plan I'm going to stand. upstairs and shoot and you guard the. stairs it's like no I didn't every play. so your boots on the ground yeah no he. then I would get bored and I would go. boots on the ground he goes he goes to. the Middle Town and get shot somebody. kill me over. here love hearing all you [ __ ] ID my. voice double time it back to the hotel. up Tommy oh go medical.

back and they'd be like yelling at each. other like all you can see is them with. oculus he like what the [ __ ] what. happen just reach it's so [ __ ] funny. also an hour an hour hour with that. [ __ ] headset on sweating your dick. off sweating [ __ ] face yell at each. other oh my God it's like doing three. podcasts in a. row battle it's the most fun it's the. most fun thing in the world that's why. I'm all. he' lift the mask up then he'd see me he.

didn't know I'd be sitting there he'd be. like Jesus Christ he's just come. in get out of here he loves coming in. real quiet and just like stalking us. dude it's gonna be so funny when they. have the metaverse they're like like. it's going to be like it just I'm gonna. see a guy being like [ __ ]. all away from what is the meterse the. podcast sucks it's just a guy now like. the podcast [ __ ] low energy these. days like dude get out of my [ __ ]. out of my cyber.

house like schizophrenia you dumbass I'm. like the metaverse is like when we try. to go watch like a Sixers game that one. time oh yeah yeah you go in that one. building you sit down next to. stram put out his own avatar and people. were like that looks like [ __ ] 90s. Graphics you dumbass and he was like oh. it was a [ __ ] test whatever yeah he. got slammed they they withdrew it now. they're they're drawing they want to get. better graphics they need a better Zuck. for the Zucker verse or what metaverse. is fun I was in the metaverse once were.

you in the metaverse I was in the. metaverse and I did you get the download. in the metaverse what you got the. download dude what are you doing just. putting a headset on just going around. the strangers all. day that is the crazy as [ __ ] I was. hanging out you were not sober for this. no I was really to wait how did you get. into the this was a late night anxiety. it's going to get everyone bro it's. going to get everyone we're all laughing. everyone's going to be in the meterse I. [ __ ] won't I promise you you'll get. in there yes you will they got cough.

there meet horny meet horny singles meet. horny singles a lot it's your gym in a. bar I'm in yeah literally the only. reason I got the hor mature. singles that was his that was his joke. by the. way no it's in the metaverse All Belongs. to the metaverse of this guy at this. point horny singles are yeah in your. area you're G to find them wait a second. that's a good point it's gonna be a. dating yeah you're gonna get to go. dating meterse dating is it uh do you. have to build an avatar or is it just. like you bu an avatar.

yeah catfishing it could be a beefy. broad mattera could be in there you. probably just take a picture of yourself. from like straight on in both sides and. they'll just do it for you I like that. better yeah yeah people be able to chair. drop some avatars but again does it. matter you're in the metaverse yeah. you're gonna have to get. wild to dress like that meet him in real. life is that the point you meet him in. the metaverse you could say and do. whatever you want you're in you're in. your little cartoon pants.

right you get real confident you're. saying things you wouldn't on the street. in a coffee shop you get the BR on your. couch real quick you think people are. going to be in there being like Hitler. had a tough economic. situation no I would never approach a. girl on the street I would never do it. like gerbin does you know yeah you'd. never be a a pickup I can never say God. you look amazing I just want to stop J T. an icebreaking joke like gerbin does. dude Chris did it one time he said he. was very successful yeah it works you. did you I mean it's low percentage but.

you get you get one what happened you. just walk up to people and you're like. hey holy [ __ ] they go a flight or fight. and they just freeze and say yes so so. they feel. safe. whole when. diden taught me all about you never told. me you were out dating like this well. gerbon couldn't do it by his by. himself you and gerbon went out tell the. story holy [ __ ] he's trying I keep. talking my bad gerin gerin was. struggling on the apps and and uh he was. like he was like I need people to like.

meet me in person so he was watching all. this like Day game stuff and then he was. going out he would go out and do it he. would just walk around by himself and. wasn't able to like is that when he was. listening to coach Cory Wayne I think so. yeah yeah. coachy yeah dude he's the fun I was. talking to him about that thing he might. be the funniest dud the funest dude ever. so [ __ ] I was in tear he was just. telling me hot that was fun I didn't his. girlfriend kin's got a hot girlfriend oh. yeah a a and it was very fun to be like. gin's nice and he's.

like he there's no like shut the [ __ ] up. he's just fully like yeah he just tell. me a regular story I'm like this is the. funniest thing I've ever heard gerby. yeah go so you and gerby went out pickup. artist [ __ ] yeah eventually he was like. he was like would you just walk next to. me and you guys were in formation yeah. yeah we locked arms we yeah no so we. were walk so I was like yeah I'll go. with you what was the what was the. venue around like Center City written. house and uh where were you guys trying.

to bounce him to what do you. mean no yeah you can't so you guys were. just out not even in a place you guys. were just out about and about just. walking around yeah and then eventually. like gin wasn't doing psycho [ __ ] it is. it's crazy I was helping a friend you're. doing psycho you did Psych [ __ ] that's. not psycho [ __ ] did the right thing you. think he did the right thing yes dude. help you to try and get [ __ ] yeah yeah. dude help your boy this is not how you. do it you don't walk around Center City.

in broad daylight what else can I do go. to a bar or something he wasn't drinking. I don't think at the time yeah dude get. a [ __ ] is sober dude he didn't want a. barfly he wanted a [ __ ] a babe heed. that's going to say yes to [ __ ] on. the street [ __ ] fck on the you don't. [ __ ] on the street have an interesting. conversation walking up to a woman like. hello I'd like to hang out with this. [ __ ] scary dude and two of these two. walk of Conor and gerbin walking. together already unett you're not wrong.

in that this is a wildly outlandish. thing it's crazy it's insane psychotic. [ __ ] you hear the results but all right. yeah. but you did the right thing yeah of. course dude my friend needs help I'm. stepping in I'll do whatever I need you. try to get some [ __ ] yourself he told. me well this is what yeah yeah yeah Mr. [ __ ] what a philanthropist you help. your friend raid a village obviously. yeah D I would do. yeah I do. anything I'd do anything so we were.

walking around and he wasn't like doing. it and so I was like I'll do it figuring. it would be a disaster but at least you. know break the ice yeah now he has to do. it if I do it what were you wearing I. don't you know my us you remember. exactly what you were wearing what the. [ __ ] are you talking about I probably. wearing IR jersey shorts way too long. Beyond his. KN socks. and high school basketball shoes you say.

something that annoys. me shorts way too long. Christmas so you just reg any other day. you're dressed up like whatever not not. a tiny bit of pep in the outfit you. didn't try to dress up cuz you knew you. I wasn't in the mirror doing my hair I. didn't say that podcast sh. time I mean I mean there's days where. I'm like shirt match a. couch so yeah I just went out there to.

help my friend but I'm saying was it. khaki short [ __ ] punched the clock. you did the right got out all we're. sorry we're sorry a hard lunch we're. sorry ask all I'm asking did you wear. that day did you maybe wear khaki shorts. instead of shorts I think you knew that. you were going to do that that day I had. no idea I was I was supporting him so. you guys got three outfits anyway was. probably. it's probably like a free flyer shirt.

that was on the. seat yeah you got it on the Chinese bus. definitely left so you make the approach. you're like G stand back yeah well he he. was breaking it down for me that you. like you go up and you just say hey I. saw you back there thought you look cute. my name is Chris and you have to like. stand in a place where you're giving. them like exits you never like you never. like swing the gate closed you never. like close them off from the direction. they're head and all this stuff so don't. emerge like out of a. Bush don't stay in the.

bush take your hood back off no don't. tackle them while they're jogging. definitely. not you but I wonder if these same girls. s like were walking back from where. they're coming and saw YouTube Predators. out talking to other girl like I'd be. like these what are these solicitors. there was a definite chance of that with. the fake basketball team he's trying to. get money like I already saw you doing. that to somebody else she walked up he. said I run a modeling agency. yeah I'm a photographer.

might yeah no and then like you know a. lot of people would be like oh sorry I'm. like busy or or like they're like ah I. don't have time or they'd be like I have. a boyfriend or something like that but. like I would say 25% of the time you'd. get like a number how many girls did you. do this. to not that many probably. like 10 okay that's decent dude very. that's a lot and you said both of you. come M did 10 or indiv I yeah I'm not. sure I'm not sure if I saw ever do.

didn't do it at all yeah dude after you. do it twice you just stopped giving a. [ __ ] like you're just like well whatever. dude you got like three numbers four. numbers yeah dude I went on a date I. went on a date with two how' the day go. why why you st doing this no no I I. there we got a PR around a story you and. I I'll try it with you yeah bro no I. won't I'll [ __ ] out a you'd be so good. what are you talking about I I I I don't. know man it's I can't even talk to a. girl like a gym I feel weird cuz I know.

they're getting costed all the time if. I'm going to talk to one it's going to. be a a top shelf one you know what I. mean somebody I got to get a little. stool to. get how do you break combo with how do. how do do that sorry Chris just hit me. with the gym from the office what cuz if. I got to talk to a girl top. shelf the camera I don't like you. nervous you're too nervous to do it why. don't you start off with something yeah. get some. dogs that's what the Comm that's what. the Sutra says to De really the Sutra. says to practice on like less desirable.

lovers yeah well then I got to that's. how you learn like [ __ ] a chick with. like a straight down like to put your. dick in your own butt while. you're you're under no obligation to. call them true just get a. number that's awesome yeah very. successful numbers were you so. successful gin's like I can't I don't. want to do this no no no no it's dude. it's like the thing is the it is you. know you feel sad sad when someone's. like yeah no you know yeah uh but.

eventually it's like it's like standup. where it's like bombing you're like that. sucked but also I'll do it again I'll. get it yeah I'm gonna somehow [ __ ] a fat. chick out of. this I'm gonna get I'm gonna get chyia. yeah I'm GNA find the open mic of women. today yeah just in Philadelphia cold. calling [ __ ] yeah I think I think geran. did it once or twice did he get any did. he have any success that day no I can't.

imagine three or four days what a gery's. cold call must be like well hello I'm. Stephen I I noticed that you were pretty. that must be [ __ ] terrifying these. girls costing. women it's so funny we were laughing so. hard at each other cuz when it would go. bad the walk back to the friend walk the. walk the Meandering walk back to the. [Laughter].

she wasn't she had a [ __ ] [ __ ] she. was Les [ __ ] ton of lesbi I can smell. her breath anyway [ __ ] you know I ran. into RP RDP does this for a living dude. he is let me tell you something he's the. [ __ ] man he's a coach he's a he's a a. hitch approach he's a hitch dude dude. he's a hitch and not only that he's the. most charismatic even when he talks to. me I'm like I get it his energy is so. aligned with like whatever you're. talking about he just was just in Spain.

and Portugal or whatever the [ __ ] and. he's like I was like how'd you do it. he's like I did well like he's just he. he does it all day he just approaches. women talking to him and he just [ __ ]. knocks it out of the park dude number. after number if the number it's it's. nuts and if you talk to him he's so calm. smile complimentary he's a great guy D. yeah he's the man it's a [ __ ] art. it's a [ __ ] art it's putting out the. good yeah I don't like it that's no. that's not for me I yeah I don't I like.

a lot I think he's a man but I don't I. don't love dudes walking around being. like I saw you you're like having a game. plan about how you're I don't know he. doesn't do it like that I know but the. whole coaching I don't know it's yeah. it's weird I don't like that stuff it's. more the philosophy a lot I think the. majority of people heavily dislike well. it's manipulative it's like here's how. I'm going to trick this person I got to. make sure they have exits so they're. comfortable so that I can eventually. [ __ ] them it's [ __ ]. is dehumanizing it is it's dehumanizing.

to where it's like you're a Target yeah. yeah yeah that's how I approach dating. though forever what not like that but I. would just meet a girl like uh uhuh uhuh. uh well yeah I mean you're an autopilot. of just like yeah you're trying to make. her H but you're not like I'm gonna go. in there I'm gonna agree with what she. says I'm try to make her comfortable. that's my plan for this dinner it's like. that's [ __ ] nuts well this is for. people that aren't hardwired for normaly. you know what I mean they're usually. whack balls that don't man to sit in the. [ __ ] I know it still doesn't mean it.

still doesn't make it any better yeah. like you don't have to trick people yeah. some people do it's fake it's kind of. fake confidence too in a way yeah well. you're putting a costume on well just. doing it just doing it makes it seem. like you're courageous yeah when you. definitely aren't might be energy you. could put to other things that would get. a similar result rather than like. tricking girls is like yeah learning. Spanish yeah yeah yeah I mean there I. think this stuff works too though oh if.

you like wear. [ __ ] I think if you wear a feather on. your head you like make eye contact with. a girl for one in 10 seconds I think she. will blow you that's why it's not that's. not nice to. do dress like a Cavalier yeah tricking. girls it is it is a trick no I was just. thinking about that guy walk get out of. here in that day and age in a totally. clean white. wondering what he does how he get.

here yeah yeah cling in a [ __ ] Saloon. you know what I mean that's her top. fantasy yeah tell me a story about a. ship like a royal they love that. [ __ ] yeah being a royal that's the. ultimate dude that's the ultimate. mustache like old wood just getting. fingered by a dude with one glove on. he's like I have to have an important. conversation with my father yeah imagine. him just taking like just one glove off. to sex sexually yeah that it's like a. nice buildup yeah yeah M and men really.

guy kept his glove on for his wife yeah. then Lenny [ __ ] squeezed her to death. yeah he could finger her anymore wait he. kept a glove on he kept a glove on for. his wife in M men oh oh oh yeah M men so. that his hand was clean when he figed. nice soft hand for his wife oh that's. nice. yeah but he was mean he was a bad guy oh. he was mean to Lenny Lenny [ __ ] him up. and then let squeez his.

wife Anaconda. squeeze didn't he kill in the hay in the. barn yeah damn dude squeezing puppies. she found the puppies it was like dead. dead rabbits in there and then like on. top of. her they like who did. this why was he doing it they say no not. Lenny is uh well Lenny's nice who's. George George P the George must have. been in there he saw the pile of [ __ ]. puppies he like. I know who did this I know for sure who. did this oh there's a cereal squeezer.

out there it's a big squeezer I hang out. with I told you that we called the. special needs people at Westchester the. squeezers who said that me and my buddy. because we used to go we used to go to. the cafeteria we're the only dudes in my. group of friends that enjoyed the. Westchester cafeteria because it was. like first off it was all you can eat. all you can eat it's the cheapest one. it's the worst food by far but it was. the cheapest one like four different. cereals on deck dude so nice crazy but. me me and Tommy would go get lunch and. then one day the squeezers the squeezers.

would get lunch at the same time as us. yeah there's this group of special needs. people and one day this girl grabbed the. ketchup and. went [ __ ] dude it hit the ceiling I'm. not kidding the ketchup was on the. ceiling exploded at the table all the. [ __ ] people dud all you guys your. crotch like I was the ketchup drone St. dude she squeez it ceiling and everyone. at the table holy. I'll never forget how how happy I was. dude the squeezers are here dud what did.

their bro what did the Bros say when. they got hit well they got it was. startling in the chaperon had to like. you know be like everyone's all right. like it's literally code red who was a. bomb a BB off they all just sat down. they all just sat down with their. [ __ ] trays dude they probably just. got changed from a a previously sloppy. shirt they got to change them again we. just we just got wrecked out [ __ ]. they must have protocol for a condimate. apocalypse it was one of those it was.

the you know it's like when a baby shits. and then shits again you're like Jesus. Chang I kind of Chang the you know that. [ __ ] off it's back when ketchup's. totally full it still has the like seal. inside the cap so that's what she. squeezed through and it just my God just. [ __ ] I mean I'm telling you there was. a giant like ceilings this high it was a. cafeteria it was a cafeteria it explod. it hit the ceiling has ever been not low. ceilings it's like two.

stories it was nuts. sitting luckily there was a box of. Marvin the Martian. t-shirts for free credit cards on campus. oh my God another yeah the squeezers. that's the best squeezers damn see them. all get decimated with catch out must. that's chaos those also a low point for. me too like sitting in that cafeteria. looking at the squeezers being like I. was at West Point. now I'm in this West Point's cafeteria. looks like a Hogwarts it's [ __ ].

incredible now I'm in this like with. office lighting squeez westest [ __ ]. people oh my God sorry to say [ __ ]. people I take that back I pa sure I know. what you mean though but it's uh you. know that is the reality check it was. like Jesus Christ they got like 2.9 GPA. yeah they're doing just as well as me oh. my God yeah what classes were they. taking [ __ ] math got to be some kind. of metal shopping. hard they're probably getting math they. probably getting some math going some.

kind of metal. shop yeah they get the math the math. social studies fired up yeah what else. is going on how are you guys pretty good. what's going on what's up with stuff. Island dude you guys are ready to go to. Italy soon huh if you guys can get us. 200 patrons in a week so this is what I. want I want them to hit this Milestone. so they have to go to Italy yeah yeah. because I want nothing more than these. two to have to go to [ __ ]. to go right now it would cost like.

they're going to lose a lot of money. they're going to lose a lot of money on. this which I'm excited about yeah. probably money's nothing he's everything. and we be in deep so you're going you're. going to scoop into the coffers you're. going to scoop into the coffers yeah in. Italy trip the flight will be probably. about what like a grand each yeah oh. yeah I guess back and forth I don't know. on like four days notice you guys have. to do it we lock the height at the. height of the Italian Grand Prix we'd.

have to lock it in yeah they're going to. formul one oh and you have to go to the. formula one that's going to be a lot of. money that's a $5,000 be us like peeking. through from a mile why not just go and. then film it and be like hey and then. just be I hope it works yeah I mean. maybe we'll get more patrons that way. but we did it anyway you guys yeah yeah. despite [ __ ] those 200 patrons maybe. that's what we should have done yeah. tickets were cheap tickets were cheap. when we looked it up but when how fast. are you going to do it when you hit that. number immediately I mean get 10 be next. day it needs to be that it is September.

9th yes no 11th nice 11 it's the 9th. through the 11th oh no 11th is when they. Eagles game yeah September 11th is the. race okay the grand September 9th so. you're gonna miss NFL week one too n. I'll be watching out there at the race. you have to go with a [ __ ] beer. helmet on that'll be good. content that was Italy me [ __ ]. Jaylen Herz in Italy where's where's 's. the race Milan dirty.

city streets you think so yeah they're a. little American Hells in Milan get some. unibrows God damn it I'll grow my. mustache out there dude I'll make my. unibrow dance for you there will be the. girls oh okay. no I was like I'm not offend it that's. all. right talk about the girls it would be. crazy fre to Kos over there. dude [ __ ] to. [ __ ] no they're probably eyebrows all.

the way down belly butt the [ __ ]. those little. [ __ ] dark princesses seen I haven't. seen a happy trail on a woman in a while. I saw one 15 years saw once recently. really and it had a little strip down. the spine too like the like the fuzzies. you get as a hairy. teenager but she was. 28 and the where did you see this what. can we talk about it afterwards where. did you see it I'll tell you yeah you.

[ __ ] this lady this hairy thing were you. looking at. Playboys no they still make like that. the lowest price right now is. $583 round trip round trip nothing kit. kitchen C JFK to Milan non-stop 583 all. right that's not bad then it jumps to a. th the next flights what time are we. leaving like that's a red eye no it's. well it's 5:00 p.m. you arrive at 7:00. a.m. yeah yeah it's pretty good that be. perfect and we can actually sleep not.

bad you guys gotta go I think we should. go just go to Italy go to Italy for four. days please just sign up for the page. anyway yeah yeah things are good man. things are good tickets to the Grand. Prix are $3,000 you said we could get in. that documentary thing oh yeah Chris you. got some hups maybe what are their names. yeah exactly maybe burn your Bridge your. best. friends maybe Jesse Lee Peterson's going. to have you on the road what if the what. if the debates during that the debate. have debate debate the day before I.

think is it really and you flee the. country what it's not a debate by the. way I don't know just move the date what. do you think you guys are gonna talk. about I don't know he's just gonna. Hammer me with questions dude it's like. a deposition how did he how does he even. know who you are I don't know the. internet dude assume I assume he saw me. on Matt and Shane's podcast where. someone saw and like they were giving me. the business and they were like this. looks like someone there's a good some. might have fed someone might have fed I. imagine somebody fed him like hey.

there's a top Democrat. thing I. mean oh my God that I can't wait yeah. get a corner get a bunch of people that. fact checking on the ground call me a. child of the LIE is he yeah that's what. they call that's what he call call a. child of are children of a li should be. like well then you want to [ __ ] me right. you [ __ ]. weirdo that's good you can hit him with. molestation charges I'm just going to. sit allegedly obviously there is one. documentary I I watch 10 minutes while I.

was taking a dump then I was done taking. a dump I stopped but yeah again we're. all we're all we're [ __ ] they do do. that to powerful Blackman they hit him. with those types of allegations a lot. Jessie Lee Peterson people are alleging. let's be clear for the record people are. alleging that he's indeed gay although. he's he's been pretty active against you. can be gay but if you [ __ ] my boy over. I'll beat your ass but he's saying yes. well he's oh he's out for blood he would. [ __ ] one punch you dude yeah he's out. for blood well the reason yeah. but people are saying that he's a sexual. predator against young people are saying.

that that's let's that's been said I. heard a l St in a 30 minute YouTube. video yeah that story you told me. upstairs well we can't talk about it but. that was [ __ ] up oh yeah Jesus Christ. I. know just thought it. redacted that where are we at time Sean. let's do some ads real quick oh yeah we. got some big ads today dude this was a. huge huge [ __ ] gu show that that. [ __ ] pipe dude it's unbelievable dude.

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know I was booked in Chicago what I am. in at the Chicago improv this weekend. and then go to Austin thought you had a. week off yeah then I go to Austin for a. couple days and I fly up to Columbus. dude for Notre Dame oh yeah Notre Dame. Ohio the opener yes and then a week. later I go to Vegas for. Diaz can't wait that's awesome can't. wait there's high potential for negative. you know both both my teams are pretty.

big underdogs but they can just pull it. out one of them T I would this is crazy. this is the first time in my life I. would take Notre Dame losing and Nate. winning. for Nate winning would be the coolest. thing in the [ __ ] world of course. yeah that would be and there it's going. to be and watching [ __ ] watching that. Edwards fight G gives me hope D I know. hamzat is going to wrestle and fight. he's probably has more power I don't. know are you sitting behind Joe again. yeah that's so funny D bro but I'm.

telling you n first of all the fact that. he's doing it is admirable win or lose. [ __ ] best it's unbelievable but if he. [ __ ] I'd be so happy if he win dude it's. it's he's T he's taken down great before. I bet he's going to be like you in. Chicago he's probably like oh [ __ ] I. didn't know how to fight this. week let's get [ __ ] dude he done. damage to great yeah so I don't know man. have you spoken to him at all is he. training extra hard uh no I haven't. spoken to him yeah I've talked to his. friends I bet you that put the corner.

those dudes they're never not training. yeah that's how that's how he was able. to take the McGregor fight on 11 days. notice he was just like I'm just. training all the time he yeah he's doing. triathlons and always holy [ __ ] doing. Jiu-Jitsu dude is like when you do that. three days a week you're like an Olympic. Athlete like the cic output does. Jiu-Jitsu and triathlon's all that's. crazy Triathlon [ __ ] is like that's. [ __ ] I Dred a mile to day and I was. like that's decent I didn't take a break. through the mile I was like Wow pretty.

good that's really good was [ __ ] Pump 10. minut Mile 10 minut m [ __ ] great call. me the. [Music]. Kenyon that's pretty [ __ ] 10minute. miles hey that's nothing [ __ ] F burn. the sidewalk you can fight you're on 11. days notice dude you're in shape you're. in fighting shape I had a fuel up today. I saw I got out of my car I was wearing. this so I didn't forget it so I wore it. out of my house I went to fuel up I was. like up in Kensington you wore that on. the job I was driving no no no I wish I. I probably would got like a n minut a. mile dude I get out of my car I get out.

of my car and I had I specifically was. looking for a gas station that I could. use apple pigs I forgot my wallet so I. wonder. what so I get out [ __ ] I forgot my. wallet literally I too so I get out and. there's a like a guy he's like if I had. a guess what he he was like a homeless. crackhead I I I don't know if the guy I. think he probably smoked crack didn't. have a house sit outside of the gas. station on a pipe he was asking people. for money I pop out pay with my phone at. the pump have my vape on my lanyard and.

I like send a text on my watch I'm like. this and like he like looked at me. astrona dude I'm telling you this guy. probably thinks I'm from the future that. was fully didn't ask me and he asked the. next guy can I get a dollar he looked at. me and went like I don't even know what. is that what the [ __ ] is going on hram. is in my [ __ ] way a hologram SP [ __ ]. just beep onto the thing with my phone. had my landard he's like that made smoke. this thing produces smoke and then. [ __ ] boom talk to my watch and he's. like the this guy is a jeten dude I. cannot do I cannot do the dictation.

thing at all really can't yeah it never. works yeah that's the point you send. someone a incoherent long message that. you talk and they have to. [ __ ] just throw them off the trail for a. while yeah you just send someone like. exp explanation of why you're late. you're just. like just random words Slow Down Speed. it finally he finally broke this is it. you're supposed to be here today sent me. a paragraph of. [Laughter].

gibberish yeah I got to use your potty. all right let's switch over to patreon. guys join the patreon so you can listen. to the rest of the conversation these. guys are going to be high that'll be fun. yeah. true did you smoke no oh.