Ep 405 - Free Manti (feat. WARMODE)

w wow. West we're here dude it's good we did. Welcome welcome to Matt and Shane's. secret podcast all right so you're back. from Australia tell us all about it back. from Australia back from Australia back. from the future really really it's the. future there right now technically why. it's tomorrow morning there right now oh. [ __ ] yeah I don't know how you're doing. that you're good now I'm all I feel. better now I'm not Shane's living my. lifestyle right now what your life sucks. you text me at 5 this morning yeah I. keep waking up on [ __ ] Joo time [ __ ]. sucks dude you should take a picture of.

your watch dude I need to get a wrist. watch just to be like I'm up I'm already. playing Madden I'm already playing the. new Madden I'm rage quitting at 8:30 in. the morning cuz I can't stop throwing. interceptions D this game sucks so. [ __ ] bad are you playing other people. or just no I I dude I play the franchise. I just try to play a season it's. psychotic he plays franchise against the. computer even though there's live and. all that yeah there's the whole world. right yeah no that [ __ ] sucks it's fun. as [ __ ] I like the storyline dude I like. to be like yo we need to establish also.

into the lore of things I like the lore. I like we got it so and so gets hurt I. got to I got to build around that I got. to work on draft picks the only good. story mode football game ever created is. Blitz the League that was the best and. that should be the last football game. ever created I mean on Dynasty NCAA. Dynasty Blitz the League when you could. like elect to give the guy steroids or. not yes that was [ __ ] sick yeah Blitz. the League was nuts why would you not. give him steroids in NFL Blitz it was. just a thing he either he would either. be out for the game or you give him. steroids really NCAA had one where you.

could it was right before they got gay. you could like have your players cheat. how really like there would be things. where you could if your player got. caught cheat on a test yeah you could be. like his grades are bad you could be. like ignore that let him play and then. if you got caught you got [ __ ] by the. NCAA really it was it was good get away. with it yeah I would no Dame I would. hold my we are live I don't want I would. hope my players to a higher. standard no this isn't this isn't some. SEC [ __ ] we're talking blue and gold.

we're talking God country NE Dame true. so you would you'd be like guys get back. in the classroom get I'd say if you. cheated on I will cut you dude strike. one did you ever go coach mode what do. you mean wasn't there like a coach. option that was sick yes I would do that. I'd just be offensive coordinator I'd. start at like Toledo work my way up dude. it was so sick I was doing that this. year I was doing that during the. pandemic dude coach Mode's [ __ ] sick. coach mode is nice I would start as a. offensive coordinator dude nobody sees.

it but you no one sees. it doing this in the he's just creating. another reality that's so funny I don't. know what to tell you guys I have zero. Shame about this I I would love to I I. don't feel attacked I believe in thata. St I don't think you are TR FIFA is the. most tragic FIFA you've seen me get. fired it was a fall from grace FIFA I. would try to I'd take a low tier english. team cuz they have relegation so like. the English Premier League watch Ted.

lasso I'm caught up I would take a team. like Ted lass's team yeah I would try to. Ted lasso I would. fail drop down another. League dude I'd play every game and then. I would get fired after like two months. of playing like five hours every day and. I still be getting fired it was terrible. they chucked his ass down to UNI bro it. was terrible I mean me and me and OK. Conor watched it happen dude I I was. sundering I was sundering till I die he. watched us get fired he would even more.

loser of a move oconor would lay on the. couch and watch me game watching game is. it's a hole anyone can fall into you. have to be. stoned or he was like dead that. psychotic I think the OK was for real. depressed as [ __ ] yeah sure yeah right. bring back laying there yeah. that's watching someone get fired. watching someone else lose command's on. his feet right now he's fly I don't like. it he's Swift he's high up H he's high. up been working out things going so.

ripped dude he got so ripped dude ah man. I'm happy for him but at the same time I. wish I could have that you could. honestly dude I can't I've had baby fat. since I was damn I didn't know you were. laying like that you're laying like when. God dust. finger this is this is just how chill. like this the whole time you can't give. me a chair this big dude I'm too small. for the chair out I'm supporting that. it's like the. guy it's like the dude who's stuck to. the tree in Game of Thrones he just.

[ __ ] knows everything can tell you. what happens in the future BR the broken. yes godamn but yeah I've been I've been. waking up way too early and then uh. gaming as hard as I can rage quitting. Rage Quit dude early what do you do rest. this game what do you do nothing I. switch between MLB the show and Madden I. keep quitting both getting like no hit. in MLB do you hit the switch on the. [ __ ] no I do not I wish I wish I had. that type of power bring Swit take a.

[ __ ] my cousin had a PSP for a little. while that was like we had the Game Boy. and then we got the PSP and we're. playing for Speed on the sh oh and it it. just goes over no no you can just hop on. a PSP cuz you us if you're gaming on the. toilet back then it's like Super Mario. Brothers for a while when I had that. [ __ ] up porn setup with the hamper. upside down I got you know the um the. POR the no the VR the VR uh red [ __ ]. where you just looking at Wario World. virtual boy virtual boy that thing was. awesome played Warrior World until my.

[ __ ] legs went numb on the toilet in. the red so I was just staring in there. like a [ __ ]. psycho yeah yeah switch on the toilet is. deadly dude that's hemorrhoid City yeah. that's hemorrhoid City I mean I that's I. already live there yeah but dude you. become the mayor I would become the. king I yeah I couldn't do that that. would be a real I mean don't get me. wrong I could yeah that isn't you can do. anything you put your mind to but they I. would do it if it weren't for. smartphones true if there were no. smartphones I would definitely have the.

Nintendo i' be playing MLB the Show on. that yeah we had a Game Boy we had a. Game Boy next to the toilet forever we. play I mean it was Tetris sucks perfect. for [ __ ] I guess you're right yeah. now when Mario like when Mario and [ __ ]. exists and you got Tetris it's kind of. beat I wonder if Philly's the only city. that calls it Maria. probably yeah I've never heard of saying. it's Mario yeah it's Mario Mario Mario. what what are you guys talking about. Mario we love it that we're all from. here and talk like you guys call him do. you call him Mario Lopez yeah mar Mario.

Lopez yeah [ __ ] who's the guy from y. mama I don't know what that is y Mama on. MTV where they would do y mama jokes to. each other oh that's that's Wilder. valderama never mind I thought his name. not Mario what it's. not guy onama Wilder I get him and the. other who's the other Mario Mexican. Mario Lopez Mario Lopez I get him and. wer vmer whatever his name is W vmer. yeah you don't remember remember yo mama.

I do remember this is Yo Mama do you. love snap contest huh do you love snap. contest I was watching that I was. watching wild and out do you love Urban. comedy huh do you love Urban comedy not. not necessarily a lot of it's over my. head yeah it is. complicated a lot of it just flies over. my head and I can't really I can't laugh. with like you know what minori I can't. laugh minor jokes about minorities you. don't like to oh they're hitting each. other too hard clam up I like comedians.

that punch up H true you got to punch up. in comedy am I right so if you're. watching like two minorities roast each. other you get clammy being like I don't. I can't laugh at that I'm just. indifferent they might as well be. speaking like Russian I don't know what. they're saying you don't know what black. people are saying. n they might as well be speaking Greek. exactly by the way that's where Gringo. comes from really i' to look that up. it's uh it's not there was an old thing. where people thought Gringo was people. saying back then Spanish the Mexicans.

saying green. go the US Army was wearing green. uniforms or something yeah that's what. I've heard uh no it's it's Spanish cuz. the Spanish used to from Spain they used. to say like how we say like It's All. Greek to me yeah the Spanish would say. that if somebody said something that. Grio is Greek they be like Grio the. Mexicans took it how about that iies D. go this stuff I Google why did you. Google so much better than Greeno I'm. not sure why I think maybe cuz we were. watching the.

Anarchist brings us to our those were. Gringos dude those those were complete. Gringo rip Nathan Freeman dude I've been. laughing so hard all right this is a big. spoiler but go watch the. anarchist Nathan Freeman dying of. sorosis turning into a [ __ ] Pensky. dude yes turning into he became Homer. Simpson he became a pensy looked like he. was picking up kids for school did you. see I didn't think I didn't think dude I. didn't think the hand was real I didn't. think head was [ __ ] pure yellow I.

just thought they started Bing he boozed. so hard he turned yellow and. died like 20 minutes before that it's. like I hate the word allowed it's like. dude you shouldn't be allowed to drink. cuz now you're yellow dying in front of. your kids I saw him hitting that Tumblr. like in the first couple episodes I was. like this dude has problem they kept it. in there's one part where they're doing. an interview at his house and he's like. do you want a drink cuz I'm certainly. going to have one yeah yeah was he. sipping on VY or tequ in that video I. think it was whiskey it was brown it was. brown dude that's a whole other thing.

dying from like brown liquor dude. imagine that most people move towards. vodka he's literally laying in a bed. he's fully yellow Homer Simpson he has a. mask on so it looks like Homer's mouth. yeah he's laring her like looking into. the eyes of his children and they're. like all right say goodbye to Dad he's. like the the white dude he's this dude. that lived in America could have had a. Sweet Life grew out of devious goatee. took his whole family to Al Al. Al he let he's like oh yeah we're so. cool we let our our kids curse and then.

he died he took him to skankfest. Mexico it's skankfest Mexico South it is. funny to meet as anarchists and be like. all right we're just going to do this. once a year we don't like to centralized. do this organized thing where hang you. got to pay money to set up a booth. yeah yeah they what they just chill and. talk on Facebook that's the whole show. [ __ ] that rules did you just find. this I've been waiting for no I know but. how did cuz you got search for it Pao.

was in it like we were looking for. passio we love Pao and he was like. bitching like a couple years ago he's. like Anar po [ __ ] I'm starting. anarchadelphia and like he started his. own here yeah he forked how's. anarchadelphia has that been I didn't go. I heard the I heard the [ __ ] I heard. the Enterprise was in Jeopardy though is. Pao came come back CU when I last. checked in with Paso he was like he's. touching go dude really yeah he I mean. you go Toe to Toe with luciferian Elites. and see how you're.

he needs funding dude I know but last. time I checked in it was like it was. looking bleach yeah but if you watch. this Anarchist thing they put up the. numbers of what they would have with. Bitcoin if they held on their bit it's. heartbreaking that's the other thing. dude they were so CL at the end of the. season or the the show they're literally. like four months away from Bitcoin. hitting a 100,000 and they're all like. they all die they all fight each other. dud dude get shot was [ __ ] so I fell. asleep the jet lag hit I fell asleep. woke up to the redhead redhead's.

Facebook Facebook live oh God he's dead. I I was waking up. like yeah that chick is sked out with. like some sort of meth or whatever the. word I feel so horrible for Nathan. Freeman because the dude's [ __ ]. yellow treacherous blood work dying his. wife's in front of him his wife's in his. mitt just like you should go like I. [ __ ] hate you for doing this bringing. them all to Mexico can. die to death so you should die can go. now I'm very mad at you but you should.

die and he just clocks out it clocks out. he can't talk he's just laying there. like looking at people coming in staring. at he dies on cam kind of just about. yeah oh they basically cut out yeah yeah. Jesus Christ I've never seen someone. turned yellow oh no I heard about it I. yeah you y from like jaice but I thought. it was just your eyes this dude is full. he's fully yellow bro you wouldn't. believe how yellow his [ __ ] hand is. oh it doesn't look real oh my God he. looks like a [ __ ] [ __ ] keeper my baby. had to she was like holy [ __ ] is that.

that guy's hand I was like no way then. we Reed [ __ ] wild dude hom Sim you. would have to be drinking like a handle. a day right or is it just you you'd have. to be or just even like a 7 I mean I. guess obviously sosus hits people. different but like yeah it smacked that. boy there's dudes that can house bottles. a day yeah no problem like Stan Hope's. still yeah he's a lizard King out in the. desert dude he's scaring under rocks he. can do it Nathan Nathan could not.

that makes sense it wasn't his. Constitution yeah it just that like a. bunch of like kind of Smart Guys a bunch. of tricksters and a bunch of Rebel nerds. like it's textbook Rebel nerds there's. the dude named Paul in there skankfest. yeah literally it couldn't be more. skankfest Mexico skankfest like every. single person here if you like spun me. around six times and showed me a new. camera it was a different scene and. we're like is this the anarchist. documentary or is this skankfest that's. skankfest obviously really you've been. tricked I mean dude there it's like like. Notch for Notch same exact thing both.

ways promise me if I'm yellow and dying. don't let a camera crew in there don't. let my final thing on earth to just. everyone be. like what the [ __ ] what is crazy about. it blinking some dude went down kid dude. he's looking at his boy how was his boy. oh his kids were so mad kids were young. the yeah the daughter she still got out. of some curse words yeah they let them. curse which is like it's uncomfortable. really the little kids are cursing like. throwing books and fires and [ __ ] yeah. it opens with kids throwing books and. fires bur he's like typically I'd be.

upset seeing a book burning but isn't it. so cool it's like HBO must just be. sending people out to stuff because this. guy like locked out on having an. interesting documentary cuz he was just. there for all they probably sold it they. probably sold it to HBO that was just a. dude making something okay got unless he. says throughout this is for HBO I got. you point you. know baseball inside Bas still he. probably just stumbled onto that he. probably was like that sounds kind of. funny and was like this will be and all. of a sudden I was like holy [ __ ] D these. guys lives are falling apart yeah then. they such the best thing for.

documentarian is find somebody's life. falling apart Noah had a good Noah. talked about a docu no what was that. documentary you talked about the old. lady gr gens greay G oh greay Gardens. that's classic that's my juice on when. Tom and fed lived at the farm together. yeah I was like what's great Gardens. it's like two old kennedies that are. [ __ ] Looney yeah are there what's. what's the they're like the Onasis stay. here Ed yeah they're like the Onasis. family like two weirdos from like a rich. family that the house just went fully.

into Decay and the mom just dragged her. daughter down with her was like you. can't leave her I'm going to cut you off. so just like the just this lady lost her. mind these guys just sat at their house. and watched the place just. completely isn't that isn't Devil's Road. the that house on the end of Devil's. Road isn't that like a Dupont estate. what you talking about the devil house. the devil house on the end of devil road. I don't know I don't know if it's called. devil road you're talking about where. the white Bronco would chase you yeah. with the trees bent out this way out to. away from devil road yeah devil road. devil house road I don't know Pate we.

called it the satanic Church yeah but. the road coming up to it the satanic. Road I didn't we never I never I never. carded it out I never said like what it. was the road it was called I got inent. trapped on doing it one time and you. know I don't [ __ ] with any of that [ __ ]. you went the satanic Church Kathleen. brought me with her [ __ ] hick ass. boyfriend and I was in the backseat just. punching the [ __ ] seat trying to play. cool had a hi he hated that guy dude he. had a jacked up like I won't say his. name yeah it was hilarious I won't say. his name but he was it hi ass boyfriend.

we everyone hated him top down dad my. Paul hated him he was Kenny Chesney at. the link he was dude he went to Kenny. chesne at the link yeah for sure had to. did Fireball at Kenny Chesney at the. link took him who what's that stuff is. cin whoa you know is. yellow dude if he went yellow on gold. logger yo my bro my bro went close to. Yellow on on Fireball what he was an. alcoholic and he was [ __ ] sneaking. bottles of Fireball in his in his room.

guess you're chewing gum dude there's a. lot of Mad Dog alcoholics mad dog sick. yeah I got that my life yeah I was a kid. and I thought dog was the coolest just. cuz the bottle the name and the bottle. the colors yeah I like that it's a cheap. like terrible hobo wi yeah I thought. that I thought it was a [ __ ] too it's. seriously like it's for dudes video game. wi it's so [ __ ] up there was that. Thunder I think there was Wild Irish. Rose was another one I was like sounds.

so sick yeah it's for it's literally. it's four exclusively the biggest pieces. of [ __ ] four Locos hit them if you're. not a kid I mean it's all kids but if. you're like not a kid drinking MD 2020. you're [ __ ] yeah absolutely [ __ ] up. they're out there Bro you've completely. given up a lot of them are on 22nd in. diamonds liquor store because I used to. go there when I was at Temple and there. lot md20 a lot of md2020 clientele going. in there buying the dogs dude I got my. hands on Boon's Farm I thought that was. kind of nice when isn't that the same. [ __ ] it is I was I was pretty pissed.

when I learned that I was like I got. Boons for him right sucks when you find. out something you like is for [ __ ]. trash yeah it's bad dog I was like [ __ ]. yeah story of my life yeah right before. I got to Temple for Loco took off and. that was sick for Lo was sick that was. your opioid epidemic but when I got to. Temple they already took the caffeine. out of four Loos and Snoop Dogg had a. [ __ ] up malt beverage that like you. would [ __ ] purple the next day wait. crazy what was the one uh what was pimp. who had pimp juice it was little John. that was there was pimp there was a. beverage called I think pimp juice or.

crunk juice CR juice yeah okay down the. East Side boys have some respect buddy. true who was there was another one too. it was there was four Loco and there was. one more Four Loco was responsible for. my first bomb my first real show bomb. that's it was back when it was. caffeinated me and my brother we brought. a case of it and played drinking games. during the day how bad is it my first. show the worst feeling in the world how. terrible though like the worst the world. I'm trying to understand all right so. like standing civilian here it's 1929 St.

stock crash you want to walk off the. building yeah it's 1929 you literally. are standing Friday you're just standing. in front of a whole room that's decided. you suck and then if somebody starts. heckling this is paranoia it's the worst. thing in the world and then somebody. starts heckling and everyone's on that. person's side God so no matter what you. say they're all like ha his was funnier. yours sucks yeah it's stinks it's crazy. a whole room full of people actively not. liking you and you're trying to get them. to like you. I like even if you're like [ __ ] you guys.

it's still a point that's like I want. you guys to think that that's funny yeah. I mean this is your this it sounds like. when your crush disses you in grade. school like I had a chick that I had a. huge crush on I [ __ ] told her and. then everyone's like dude she doesn't. like you and everyone turn their back on. me I couldn't joke around at all it's. time 50 it's fire hall full of people. looking like Fire Halls are [ __ ] very. intense bombs when you get hired at like. a VFW they're like hey we got some local. comedians and every comedian sucks by.

the time you're on the whole crowd's. like shut the [ __ ] up and that but. especially in when the whole crowd knows. each other then there's dudes that are. funny and they have their own there's. drunk dudes that are like hey looks like. [ __ ] Bill's wife and they're all. like I don't know what she looks like I. did it I did an Armenian Orthodox church. and they like you got to go clean I was. like all right and I replaced the word. asked for booty and I said booty and I. just bombed and I went oh what did I do. and I just sat there I was like [ __ ].

soay 70 unibrows staring at. you where's the Turks when you need him. you [ __ ] Armenian freaks No One. Believes you that genocide didn't happen. how come that genocide didn't. happen that was fast that's we got there. 10 minutes that's legal um yeah bomb. stinks bombing as. gay so fun I just I'm trying to wrap my. head around with like heavy. embarrassment ritual. you know I mean it's like got to be up.

there is most embarrassing thing. possible I would say mantio had the most. embarrassing possible thing of all time. and that was back too when it was like. even if it was like dude I didn't know. it was it was a guy it was like they. were probably like that's still gay I. fact you couldn't figure back then they. would be like the fact that you couldn't. figure that out no they knew it was a. guy I'm saying the fact he could be like. now I didn't know that was a guyu the. fact that you didn't figure that out. like you it doesn't matter you were. talking to someone someone who you. thought was a guy people were probably.

like that's gay bro I was so adamant. that he was innocent from the get-go but. I will say this I think in my defending. him I tried to set up a [ __ ] like I'm. not being a homer I was like I think he. might be gay I was like he's just a dumb. gay dude dude let him go so I might have. be smurged the king and if that if. that's true I yeah but back then it was. it was perfect season I know I know it's. not your fault is what I'm saying cuzz. back then especially I loved him dude I. loved him like a [ __ ] brother dude. and he let. let me down with this [ __ ] foolish.

gay stuff it's not gay bro it wasn't at. all gay especially the pics were on. point dude he she sent the picture with. him and saying do the loud boy [ __ ]. you're a loud boy until you die he sus. it out what's what's the other thing. they call each other. o uh cousin or brother I forget noidea. [ __ ] sick yo they say it in WWF I. remember like him hitting up the other. athletes and stuff I remember that all. the time my one buddy used to get. [ __ ]. uh hit up after football games by all.

the other like teams like the kids on. the other teams the one kid's name was. [ __ ] jono and it was constantly like. yo what's up man you're the [ __ ] and if. that if that dude had Dono okay and the. SN on him he would have believed it. that's what I'm saying you can't you. can't F but my problem is back then it. didn't matter it'd be like it doesn't. matter that it was a hot picture it. doesn't matter the voice even the people. said the voice was hot yeah it's like. you talk that was the dude you had. feelings for a dude that's that was the.

the thing back then it's like if it. doesn't matter if you got completely. tricked you had feelings for a dude gavl. hits the thing gay that's that's back. then nowadays no big deal his legs were. going numb before games obviously he's. fighting that in his head bro yeah I. literally felt it I was watching the. documentary and I like felt the. embarrassment I was like this is insane. dud and he's so nice too and he champed. it dude's a [ __ ] beast he's the Beast. he's the best he's a beast that also. that was also the gayest insult too like. anytime time people talk [ __ ] on no day. and they're always like join a [ __ ].

conference you guys don't care about. this but I know you're talking about gay. ass shut up about it yeah and the other. thing would be like oh Teo fake. girlfriend be like you don't know. anything about what happened dude yeah. he was so Fu he was so busy what was the. night like cuz that was a perfect. [ __ ] season for no day when's the. last time they had a perfect season uh. two years ago actually two years ago. they had a perfect season they went got. smoked in the playoffs okay it doesn't. count I'm saying when's the last time. they won the ship we talking n. talking 888 I mean should have been 93.

not a big deal they had the exact same. record as Florida State yeah they both. won 11 And1 they gave it to Florida. stateid Florida State's one loss Notre. Dame whoa same record they Notre Dame. yeah should have been Notre Dame not a. big deal that was a 12-0 season that was. supposed to be a w that was a 12-0. season that was supposed to be a perfect. season it was a perfect season dude no. one can take it no perfect regular. season there's not here's the other. thing there's nothing even if Teo was. fully King Manti they were getting they.

were getting butt [ __ ] in that game I. remember watching on ESPN over and over. and over again of lacy running into the. end zone with the first dagger and then. it was just like the Red Wedding no Dame. losing is also like clickbait ESPN loves. it everybody loves it they're like look. at no D get killed again everybody gets. killed in college football there's three. teams that are good D this is sad Ohio. State Clemson Alabama they butt [ __ ]. everybody their schedule is packed with. good teams though they don't does have a. good schedule that's another common. misconception yeah that's what I'm. saying have a they play join a. conference it's like go look at Michigan.

schedule dude go look at [ __ ]. Michigan schedule you want to know who. they open up with Colorado state Hawaii. Connecticut Maryland dude that's their. first four games damn miss me with that. yeah but I mean I don't I don't get to. experience like the highs and the lows. like this dude [ __ ] had 880,000. people swinging leas dude I was at that. I was at. that are you serious yeah Michigan at. night at no Dame 2012 not a big deal and. he was locked in his room looking at. [ __ ] Twitter comments yeah this is.

the darkness bro I mean this dud been. out in the sun been in the darkness it's. as embarrassing as anything can get. getting tricked like that in. front Uso. dude from that you're an new dude I mean. he he kind of got her back whatever he. he could he kind of got her back at the. end there when H with I forgive him I. forgive him yeah he dead named her he. did obviously I mean if anyone has a. right first of all he's got full right. to say I would Slaughter that such is.

that why what people do that what like. attack them yeah yeah attack who. sometimes the community the community. gets attacked they dude if you get. tricked if you get tricked like Conor. and them we're just talking about this. on their podcast they said that's super. gay if you do that but in my opinion you. got to be so [ __ ] straight to be so. pissed that someone like if you're kind. of gay and you [ __ ] you [ __ ] a dude dude. tricks you and you're kind of gay like. oh man what the [ __ ] and you go home if.

you're super straight you're killing. them I got a real I got a real like yo I. got a real like swim story like this is. not may this is totally not related to. me at all but there's a carpenter that. swim knows that. [ __ ] hatcheted a [ __ ] and threw it. in the [ __ ] skook River oh yeah yeah. remember. that remember that dude they found body. parts in the trunk then they found body. parts in the river this was like a. couple years ago I was you know someone. I know black or white you're so in the.

closet trying to keep. that it was a black dude could couldn't. handle it yeah oh the carpenter was I. I'm thinking I the only reason I would. ever get that mad is it's such a. violation of the bro code for real it's. such a violation of the bro code you go. on there and trick your bro into. thinking you're a girl and divulge. thoughts for you and then ruin his. football career they found blood on a. c oh yeah he saw. it oh yeah plugged in a circular saw and. had the last laugh mantio [ __ ] out. here just dancing in a [ __ ] hola.

dress how' you like my gift that was. great thanks I that was very good that. was that the end was like that was. sickening dude it was like the end of. Midsummer when they put like flowers on. her music might as well been playing I. don't like how it was terrifying I don't. like how Netflix glorifies the. journalists I don't like how they. glorify the transsexual I know that. that's a lifestyle but that person did. something they did something very EXA. cost someone millions of dollars yeah. that sucks yeah but all right. in in defense of Netflix that'd be like.

making a movie like just cuz someone. [ __ ] up doesn't give you an opportunity. to make fun of what they are like if. they made a movie where a black dude. robbed a place you couldn't just be like. [ __ ] black piece of. [ __ ] you could although there's I'm just. playing I'm playing [ __ ] homo. Advocate on yeah for. real tranny's Advocate I am tr I mean. hypothetically we want to play that. hypothetically what if this was just. some random white dude never transed and. did this to Manti it would be that would.

be a demon he'd be I me this was a demon. although that could have been the that. could have been part of the violation of. the Bro coach he might have been forced. to physically trans oh yeah that might. be death penalty of the broker I was. trying to explain this to K out of the. alliance this is not this happening to. manai this have crush me bro. fallowing since his high school senior. year I've been following this dude when. and he was definitely going to USC I was. at a low point in my life I was washing. dishes yeah yeah I was at a catering. company washing dishes you were watching.

high school highlights of course I was I. still do s McGuffy McGuffy mixtape not a. big deal went to Michigan that was gay I. friend requested him on [ __ ] Facebook. I McGuffy McGuffy no Divine was a bit. too much of a thug for me I those. Florida day County boys are scary they. are yeah but I was I was following this. he was a USC lock yeah everybody was. like USC he commits not aame on Signing. Day what' you do I was me me and my. brothers love the Irish at the at the. company we were going nuts shout out.

elas what up you found out you were just. like we were pumped and then I I mean I. was this this was the guy I was like now. it's time for not Dame to get a decent. defense it's been years we've been. toiling under Charlie Weiss no defense I. love this Charlie was a sackless. [ __ ] he was he actually was. sackless man I used to watch the nerd. Dame games my [ __ ] Uncle you never. seen a dude you've never seen a dude. like this really full egg Dude full. Humpty Dumpty he would wear khakis tuck. he fing wear it dude he would honor. throw the ball Charlie he like Andy re.

kind of L like a Dr Robotnik as well was. a Dr Robotnik this was a hump is that. the guy from Sonic the Hedgehog yeah. that's so he was full Humpty he was full. Humpty he he looked like Chris Christie. like you ever see like pants on the. belly line the guy from Congress the. little [ __ ] troll that has his pants. up there nler yeah D. Nadler nler it's the most rugged picture. of a you ever see Chris Christie in a. baseball uniform dude it's even wor this. like the embodiment of a pervert it's.

[ __ ]. insane so I'm following dude I'm. obsessed obviously this is it this is. the most depressed I have ever in my. life obviously not Dame is the most. important thing in my life at this point. I'm clinging to this and then uh season. 12 and0 I have so many memories that. season the goal line stand against. Stanford I was watching that with my old. man we stood up and hugged it was I mean. it was playing for him B you on his back. you to I mean he talks about it like. this is for the dud who me this isn't.

for theing me Shane's not putting up any. memes but on that night on the 12 season. when he ruined it for you what was going. through your head he didn't ruin you. weren't slandering his name at. all I was doing the research I loveed. was not I was not sling himing the resar. I'm just I'm trying to get into your. body part be. like hell that long hairs got you acting. different I'm just saying I'm trying to. see if I'm trying to be dud he's almost. at Tom's length. it's whatever bro yeah you're going.

pretty Long's not gonna pay me anymore. either yeah told him [ __ ] scumbag. definitely not pay him for that he hit. him without his Arie on the water tower. [ __ ] too funny What's Eating Gilbert. great how I almost drowned it I drowned. it long you the night it fell apart dude. the night it fell he's got to go two. more years you got that I'll definitely. pay you when you get there no you won't. I promise I know I mean I just went a. whole year and you just told me I feel. like this might be a test but at the. same time I'm not not going to let you. have power no everythings everything at.

the same time I couldn't even get a. haircut right now if I wanted cuz I. would have a 3in tan line all the way. around my head everything's test the. hair is only making you more powerful. Shane go the hair is making you more. powerful I noticed the first thing I. noticed my hair you do look good dude. you look different you said I've been it. look like I've been working out I. haven't even been working out. honestly Dam I might fall to a BL right. now. BR yeah you light out of there. I want to hear the rest of this uh bro.

thank you very much it's one of these. hold on it's like a. one-sided there you go yeah oh yeah yeah. we got the red soundboard that's so cool. uh it's a professional setup the fall. was tough I was it was uh actually the. year that was when he committed and then. Charlie Weiss gets fired no Dam's in the. damn dumps who they pick up after that. Brian Kelly Brian Kelly a redheaded [ __ ]. no no is he redhead no is he the guy. that we ended up getting thought Brian. Kelly was close to Red not red I'm a bit.

of a Notre Dame fan I'm I'm a fan a. little bit I like Notre Dame game. one game one they lose to South Florida. at home I mean it was it was the be it. was just like damn this is It's opening. day too they lost to [ __ ] I forget I. think it was it might have been Western. Michigan I forget who the [ __ ] they lost. to easily could have just kicked the. field goal and won the game yeah they. tried to throw a fade to score a. touchdown for no reason after the game. BK's like get used to it this is how I. play I mean I was [ __ ] how many games do.

you think you go back to until you start. forgetting them like could you how many. seasons I can go back pretty I can go. back at least to like damn 0. 03 who's playing. 03 hold on I gotta I gotta it goes by. because there was a while where notan. would make a BCS bowl and then go six. and six then make it be so I go what do. you guys Shane might be the ultimate fan. my my lady came to Christmas yeah and I.

was like my whole family's going to be. wearing Notre Dame gear one guy went to. Notre Dame my one Uncle went he get. there for a Christmas party every single. person coaches polos the women are wear. not [ __ ]. jackets. crazy it's the ultimate Irish swag it is. dude it for real is it's like if. someone's a priest dude I'm telling you. I distin remember I remember my uncle. one time I was like who won today he. went Notre Dame yes you got so [ __ ].

pumped could you take the rest of those. BLS out they gonna get Frosty oh my bad. there it's okay there's fridge ones too. man. uh but no I could go back I could go. back oh I mean fiestable 2001 I had. quarterback for real though I kind of. want to stay on the man I want to get in. man is more important I I want to get. into that season 2012 the season dude. going undefeated Manti against Michigan. State that's when it comes out he balls. out everybody believes it everybody.

believes it and then that's what I did. not at the time like man was golden T no. [ __ ] rules yeah he was awesome okay I. thought it was I thought it was real and. I thought man was being gay about. anytime the camera is on and being like. this is that kind of stuff right you. could see a difference i' I'd been such. a P Cycle I followed him his whole. career yeah it did change when the. cameras came on how could I judge a. 20-year-old for doing for real that's. that's but I was 20 about yeah so I was.

like this guy [ __ ] this guy yeah that's. the height of everyone's like another. thing about nah he's just a youngling. dude he was he was totally he almost. cried when he brought up his fake. girlfriend dying in the documentary. that's I know dude he a lot of emotions. I had no idea it was that [ __ ] up like. faking being on a ventilator calling is. the brother being like she's on a. ventilator could you talk to her the. he's like yeah he's like hey what's up I. hope you're doing and she's. like like start breathing fast when he. was talking and the brother was like. she's never done this can you keep doing.

this the he said the nurse asked. whoever's saying this to keep going he's. I'm doing it every day all of this was. one person I know that's the most insane. thing with like a nice little black. goatee the whole time just pass the. phone back to. himself when you're there Murphy when. you're there as a fan when you're there. as a fan what was like so the like to go. through this it didn't break until after. the ass whooping right right after the. national title the news came out so Not.

only was the whole season led up to led. up to the game against Alabama where. it's like dude let it happen please I. knew it was a long shot I was like let. no Dame win this yeah yeah of course. they [ __ ] get smoke I mean it was. over from the start yeah uh and then. couple days later the story breaks where. it's like man's girlfriend was fake that. was and everyone was like he was in on. it that was the early thing was he faked. it to get attention I can see how they. said that though just through like weird. mannerisms and stuff I could see it I.

mean of course especially a lot of. people hate Notre Dame I don't hate not. Dame to mature manai too you can tell a. market difference the mature goate manai. versus him as a youngster versus him. being a young boy kind of looks like. Eddie Bravo's like strong brother or. some [ __ ] I can see that just a thought. getting destroyed by everybody and then. having to sit on the Dr Phil show with. your parents and cry like that [ __ ]. Dr Phil rat [ __ ] dude like a piece of. [ __ ] especially in Polynesian culture. that would be [ __ ] up and the Heisman.

thing was pretty wild too what happened. he went up for he was off for the. Heisman he was number two in the Heisman. yeah he's a [ __ ] middle linebacker. and they took it no they gave it to. Johnny Manzel who deserves it yeah if. notame won the title man should have won. the Manzel was the goat though when that. [ __ ] was G Manzel was the man did he not. go to the NFL Manzel Manzel to the Teo. went to the NFL Teo but he his stock. dropped. bad number one linebacker taken. absolutely he would have been a.

first-rounder for sure and then. everybody was like this guy's a [ __ ]. gay idiot the God I mean I I don't know. how real it is but Netflix portrays it. like this Scandal cost him his first. round pick it absolutely did for sure. which which equals Millions yeah yeah of. course yeah one thing putting on dresses. and dancing yeah that no that was the. that was the problem no remorse bro zero. [ __ ] remorse like during the thing. where like they would talk about. something that happened lene would be.

like that was so crazy that that. happened kind you [ __ ] kidding oh. dude like I can't believe he's playing. the voicemails it's so [ __ ] up I mean. watch. it are Mega. spoilers bro why would you do that why. would you play The. Voice killed you that's that's what Len. said yeah L. Kaka it's truly criminal dude they only. thing I saw be like yeah I mean I real. was I was in a bad place and I you know.

it's just like the only thing I had was. to go on this fake thing and fake. couldn't let it go dude couldn't let it. go I wish I could forgive myself about. Minor infractions the way she does oh. yeah I beat the [ __ ] out of myself dudey. thing lives around catfishing yeah just. destroying and also there was no he was. like dude we had no conception of Cafe. it was not a thing yeah it was unheard. of back then you're telling yourself. anything that to get the next day after. something like that bro I mean that's.

true but back then there really wasn't. you didn't hear about like my my red. flags would be going up IMM although Len. did say you've seen oh yeah I guess like. you've seen catfishing I use a lot of. those tactics but that was probably. after the fact the movie came out there. was a movie really yeah you ever see the. show on MTV I saw the show yeah the. show's based off that guy made a movie I. didn't know about the movie no I didn't. know that apparently there was a movie. cuz me and OK Conor got an argument. about it movie verse show yeah I was. like the show came out after the Teo.

thing he's like no there's a movie that. everyone watched I was like I never. heard a movie yeah I never heard of that. movie either yeah anyway Tao didn't have. time for that no dude Tao was focused on. football it was faith family and. football dude it's a Polynesian why and. he used like religious like Christian. [ __ ] too just tricking him with like you. saved a woman's life well that that dude. who was tricking him was chilling at. church like singing and [ __ ] yeah it was. Maui the trickster bro little. a shape shifter a trickster absolute.

shape sh JY Moana no Matt know mat knows. all the Disney shape shif it's funny. I've seen that this happens to every. comedian that has kids you'll see it on. stage all their references of kids. things like the note you gave me about. Paw Patrol which by the way [ __ ] yeah. kills he was like dude say Paw Patrol. there I was like nice said actually yes. yes yeah dude Len stole a heart of teiti. and just ruined [ __ ] ruined [ __ ]. I was down SP though it's like literally.

it'd be like if all of the sudden. everyone was like Lord of the Rings is. [ __ ]. gay lit you're punch a be like everybody. going around being like you like Lord of. the Rings you know that it's [ __ ] for. gay people be like it's not you don't. understand I don't even want to know I. don't even want to think about this. hurts my face that [ __ ] you up too. wasn't mantio that [ __ ] [ __ ] me up. dude l l [ __ ] me up too I was. you should pitch like a followup.

documentary where like I might as well. get in on this interv all the guys. [ __ ] ever since then my shit's been. [ __ ] up ever since then that was also. also side a side documentary. Shane guy who slightly sad about it he. gonna go. teaming oh man is with me and. then uh [ __ ] I forget what I was about. to say um I was selling cars hurt anyway.

everyone called you gay everyone. everybody was calling me. gay everyone was saying dude you're gay. within within the family unit who. everyone loving not or D everyone in my. family you like the most Manti no no I. mean probably maybe the most no the. whole team whole family love te yeah I. was on the forms yeah did they turn onay. on the for did they turn on you at all. about like a quick distancing like. that's not my boy no my family stuck. with Manti more than I think his dad did. his dad was kind of like have to get. tricked my whole family was like man did.

nothing wrong he didn't he didn't of. course he didn't he didn't do anything. wrong my whole F dude I've told you. about my cousins my cousins my one. cousin Mike's house is blue and gold. yeah no since then thank he's met a. woman he's moved on a bit of a bachelor. he GE though he was a bachelor he was an. old Bachelor I mean we used to live in a. house where Hall painted the steps uh. White and Kelly Green for the dude it. was blue walls frame of every window was. gold like spray paint gold literally did.

this this was his Full House this was. just his Full House everything in the. house was not a he played like a. champion not aame soap he had the Rudy. poster the movie poster going down the. length of the hall how did he take this. we were all. devastated him and his brothers he has. two brothers they used to drive to every. not Dame game from mechanics Bri Jesus. during the day they leave like Friday. night get to a 2 p.m. Saturday a game. drive back Jesus not drink they didn't.

drink they would drive they're just. legitimate fans watch the game in the. stands and then get back in a van and. drive for 10 hours dude God man was. playing for them man was playing for all. of us dude what if you went there and. you were like yo I don't like sports. guys I miss me with all this Football. Talk would they be like what the [ __ ]. wrong with you they wouldn't say it to. your face they would be but everybody. everybody would be like dude that family. member is definitely. gay I remember I was dating a girl at. there's no.

doubt for sure what I was dating a girl. when we actually was on the way to that. game that not day Michigan game the L. the with the Lays uh and it was just me. and my cousin Frank and my and Natalie. his wife who's the sweetest she's an. angel cuz Frank's a [ __ ] monster yeah. yeah so we're driving middle of the. night we drove through the night he was. first he was giving me a lecture this is. what he was talking about he was like if. your girl cuz my girlfriend didn't like. no Dame yeah she didn't like football. he's like you got to get her on the. program or she's out you got to get her.

into the program she in the car no she. was not in the car [ __ ] she was mad. because my girlfriend at the time broke. her leg and I didn't go to the hospital. cuz it was another day Michigan State. game that Michigan State game obviously. I'm going to watch the [ __ ] Michigan. State game hly your leg's going to be. broken tomorrow I don't need to check in. on it true I'm this is a one time chance. true that's true this is you made the. right call you made the right call. definitely made the right call it was. [ __ ] PR you're on the I was part of the. program my girlfriend needed to get with. the program she never did and his wife.

who got with the program was in the back. seat sleeping on away and he goes n he. starts yelling at him Nat wake. up she's like what Jesus Christ Frank. that's a program dude like what what are. you yelling at she's like I was asleep. [ __ ] yeah anyway enough enough of. this talk what else is going on well we. still haven't heard anything about. Australia guys I mean that's why we're. here tell me what traveling's like tell. me what Australia's like flight out.

start the Pod the flight out was sick. aluminum tube the flight out was great. yeah it was did you get a bed oh dude. [ __ ] Air Canada Canada can go [ __ ]. itself dude oh Matt told me about this. with the might be the lamest country of. all time still doing that [ __ ] dude it. is if CNN was a country it really is CNN. was a country you are that might be the. missing part of CNN there's a a all the. A's they just put C it's Canada Matt. thinking outside the box dude it's. Canada it was still got to wear masks on.

flight yep apparently they have. different health things they have. different germs in Canada you still need. wear a mask the whole time in the. airport people with the mask on yeah. little Trudeau's little minions dude. come up and down the aisle they're. wearing like nurse clothes too it's like. they put on full [ __ ] they put on. like hazmat suits to feed you it was. crazy dude I'm not trying to get fired. up and we were in. those you you he's been in the cage the. whole time's about to be activated we. were we were in a pod like one of those.

bed seats yeah no one's around no one I. mean really no one's within no one's. face is within six feet I couldn't catch. a fap though you trying to H me up like. I could catch a fap I was in there like. around like I I some of [ __ ] yeah bro. there's de there's a fat there's. somewhere the booth goes the whole way. up and that door kind of closes and you. could definitely [ __ ]. it's you could do like a military school. fat just [ __ ] yeah real quiet I. caught one of those for real did you. really yeah West Point I whacked off in. the bunks while.

quitting that's probably why you didn't. have your. power uh that might have been your fan. deal dude dude this guy I was asleep and. this dude comes up and. goes dude woke me up like that like. hitting that hard cuz my mask my nose. was out yeah above my mask Matt I had I. had a not fun phone call with Matt like. Matt was like not joking around how. brutal this was it it was literally I. was violent and I was half asleep it was.

like a shake and I was like dude what. and he was like I'm going to keep coming. back I'm going to keep coming back you. can slide I'm like you're pissing me off. I'm sleeping dude what the [ __ ] I. thought there was an emergency never I. woke up from with a storage tapping my. arm like hard dude I was like holy [ __ ]. remember they said the vaccine was 98%. effective all right Bill remember do you. remembering don't get us. demonetized you can say this what's your. favorite vaccine huh you can ask what's. your favorite vaccine if it's not one of.

your favorites that's your right to say. so polio was good you're an Arco dude. I'm not anarco but dude I got I've. gotten gutted for [ __ ] two years over. this [ __ ] now the CDC comes out now. you're yard line the CDC comes out and. says natural immunity is just as good. I'm a [ __ ] somehow who's a who calls. you a [ __ ] a million people dude. million people call. [ __ ] that's what bombing feels duck no. no but that's not cuz you try to take me. down you try to light my house on fire. with me in it I rise from the [ __ ].

ashes. like. enough I might as well be a [ __ ]. viral bill bill please I'm trying to. experience air canid here the. thing you can say for sure you say look. I'm not tell remember when all you guys. said that you were getting on my [ __ ]. case about how I'm not a [ __ ]. scientist and I'm a [ __ ] now I'm natur. dude everyone [ __ ] said that [ __ ] all. right you're. done on leash put him on leash just know. you laugh. muzzle your. dog you can say you could say legally.

you can say according to YouTube's legal. team of lawyers I can demonetize a. platform you can say guys anyone you. know be safe do what you got to do it. wasn't my favorite vaccine I'm more of a. polio guy yeah one shot kill done I like. that one all right Matt you're you're in. you guys are in first class and they. treat imagine what they treated The. Peasants cattle PRS probably cattle PRS. the coaches are probably. red I was thinking about becoming. patriotic Flight 93 straight into the.

Pacific that I would have done the world. a favor yeah I mean cuz that was that. was also Air Canada tortoises were all. useless 55-year-old CNN dude it was. MSNBC they definitely whack off to that. I'm pretty sure it was Brian stelter. he's fired now stelter is he's he's GNA. Matt there's a video of stelter with the. mask on getting interrogated by project. Veritas I I enjoyed it and I know that's. a it's a guilty pleasure Pro veritos is. a guilty pleasure yeah but if if you're.

on the plane and this guy's like tapping. you like dude one to 10 even tap this. was a smack smack bro bro I literally. said I I was laying there and I I don't. know if he was an ear shot I went [ __ ]. I was so angry I exclaimed [ __ ]. from [ __ ] I was dude I was literally. and then you're you're in a pod in a bed. dude it's a tough place to be talking. start screaming I did I was in there. just. like for for 2 hours I thought about.

pressing the button and being like get. me a drink yeah I was like I should do. that to this guy press the button and be. like yeah go give me a. drink it took yeah the only thing the. only retribution I screamed [ __ ] really. loud while everyone was sleeping and. from my bunk and then I Al also ripped. the one ply in my mask there's two ply. ripped that [ __ ] other ply open we. both secretly ripped our. PES he walked by me was like can you. tell cuz I we both thought it was we. were getting away with it cuz we were in. the dark we thought you could rip the.

bottom ply out so. clear I looked like B. dude it's funny we both did that out of. like dork rage just cuz that guy was me. like Fu I wear a man I going [ __ ] rip. it dude I lose my S you both did the. exact same thing dude I when I get that. man I lose can you tell I just did. obious I just did calf stretches in the. bathroom I was like sh can you tell my. mask is ripped. oh dude I went and did a little hole. right I asked the lady to stretch I was.

back there stretching and she was like. uh actually because of the I have to. check everything dude everything she. what' you ask I was just standing back. by the sesses doing mying stretching. yeah and she was like um I'm not sure if. you're allowed to be here right now let. me go oh my God now this is the flight. there this is this this is the way back. oh okay they were the flight there. wasn't that bad no they were okay I took. mine completely off I got yelled at I. got yelled at a couple times myow my row. I had a I had a lady that was chill row.

we were on different rows my row was a. chill guy and he just dude I took mine. off and his face the other way and slipt. and I thought I could do the same thing. on the way back and. dude I told you I was so angry he was. like so came back the guy came back like. sir would you like any water and I just. literally stared at him I swim and just. looked at him didn't say a word and I. was like get the [ __ ] away I I was like. I'm not speaking to you you're a [ __ ]. Stormtrooper [ __ ] off dude you are a. nazy dude you are NY dude I just went I. just looked Dam looked him in his eyes. and I was like Bro you've lost your. Humanity dude so how many hours was this.

flight 16 holy [ __ ] you're in a box with. this [ __ ] you ever [ __ ] breathe. with a thing covering your face I was. waking up hours I was genuinely waking. up going try being a. nurse they real heroes [ __ ]. scumbags yeah I pretty much did I did I. did most of most of the pandemic there's. Patriot nurses out there though there's. a lot of nurses it look like also. they're getting back pay right now are. they oh yeah I just wish one of them. would go out with me but Ian you don't. know about Patriot nurses Ries Ries has. a Patriot Nurse does she the lady who.

administers as ASL ASL ASL she's a babe. she obviously she's obviously she's. Christian and married as dude she's. Austin Texas she's Christian married. she's probably she's probably sex. location I said Austin Texas back in the. cage female I don't know her age. probably 38 oh nice she's a beautiful. babe she's in Fitness so you're saying. so you're saying she knows what she's. doing. I would never say something like that. she's a Christian girl yo dude but it.

could be and a guy's wife and who. definitely hasun never mind never mind I. want I'm not I'm not scared of the dud. gun hair think he's [ __ ] Samson dude. I respect the San of marriage has. nothing to do with his gun I me you you. could comment on a woman's sexual skills. though if she's older like that you can. you can assume the older woman sexual. skill she has qu nurse Matt please I. know that you're I know that you're in. wetted Bliss but like also over here. dude you know come on man I'm it's [ __ ]. around horny around here boy I mean. you're not horny anymore you you I know.

about you she a married 38 Bill's fake. horny it's so disgusting dude he's so. fake horny claim inel dude I've seen him. operate I don't claim Insel. anymore you got catfished to that bar. remember that girl tried to be like yo. come by me that was crazy that girl. catfish that was just a nasty thing to. do but for a woman anyway guys what's. going on in Australia anyway so you guys. got battle we got to battle Air Canada. crazy the one thing that was nice we get. there shout out shout out Brad dude. China China I it China I was Furious in.

their airport I'm like this sucks dude. [ __ ] China well I think that. was I thought China I thought China was. just because they were all Asian I know. you thought. that I was talking about the utop. like I was talking about thean regime I. was like it's so dystopian here and then. as all guess China though we it just so. happened to be like 9 million Chinese. dudes tend to Cluster in the billions. yeah yo we're about to hit 8 billion as.

a population too I think like today or. tomorrow oh yeah it's not China's. actually juicing up their numbers Spade. just read a book and China's completely. lying about listen to a book Shane's in. the. room oh yeah I'm sorry thanks so they. have so they're juicing up their numbies. oh yeah dude that makes sense because I. don't believe there's also I was. listening to another podcast where all. those videos I mean dude not to get [ __ ]. you reading a podcast huh you reading. the podcast watching it. okay get over they said all those.

[ __ ] over it they said all those. videos from China were 100% fi of the. people dropping dead that got everyone. in a [ __ ] course they were they were. people like throwing up blood and again. what are the koas like just tell koalas. dude funny enough when those videos came. out Nancy Pelosi was down in Chinatown. San Francisco saying hug and as funny. enough so for me so just off when I. chillax I watch videos of sloth and. koalas dude oh my God go ahead dude take. it away I know you know a lot the tea. dude fire up the tea devil fire up the.

Tasmanian devil we have a video of the. Tasmanian devils in action oh did you do. the GoPro I I tried to film podcast but. it would like cut out every [ __ ] I. didn't bring it with I didn't bring it. with I am proficient in the GoPro I got. my GoPro badge now unlocked did you so. you guys met a Tasmanian devil koalas. there was three Tasmanian devils two of. them there was I think it was one boy. and two girls yeah and they were like we. watched them crunch bones did they spin. it all or no that just cartoon that's. all cartoon crap but they came we missed.

them feeding we were getting our picture. with the qual we missed they they. chained up a [ __ ] dead rabbit and let. the boys [ __ ] munch it we got up. there we got up there when Dude for some. reason I thought they ate plants no. they're Devils we got up there oh I. thought we were talking about koalas oh. koalas only. UK that's what I thought I was like. imag the koal was ate UK that be nasty. be so sad if those guys one of them was. on the ground walking and it was very. funny well they have to they have to. feed it while you hold it otherwise.

they'll start to spaz yeah they SP I. watch I watched videos of ko spazzing. pretty much the way they spazz is. literally. like like the one the one guy was just. not watching he they were trying to get. him to look at the camera he was too. hungry what was names again ours was. Jester. godam was. Jester it was the one that wasn't. cooperating I forget [ __ ] I can't. remember his his name is so it was uh.

[ __ ] tap your cheek tap your. cheek he was named after uh yes it. wasn't Romeo. Merlin oh [ __ ] I forget that his name. was sick though Lester no that's Jester. Jester a dumb ass but it'll come back. the koala in front of us was acting up. he wouldn't cooperate he was not. cooperating dude. nice one uh and and they had to keep.

getting them different branches of. eucalyptus and they're picky with the. eucalyptus so like you could the the. that's all they grub yeah that's all. they grub they're useless dude yeah. except for being cutie theya being. cuties they're totally. cute all of these animals never would. have made it if they didn't live on an. island good point none of them do they. fallo is might of oh kangaroos can take. over the world kangaroos are beasts how. tall 7 feet 6 feet. the B Bo yeah you think about the red. the red.

backs they get yoked too yeah I saw very. funny the ones we saw were passive bro. they were doped up you saw Wes you saw. ruos we didn't get to see W saw some. joies did you see um what are the birds. magpies no we saw bear we saw cuab yeah. cuab bears that saw those boys they were. awesome bin chickens emu emu bin. chickens was the best we got there day. one we got there there was this thing. walking like these they have these birds. with like I don't know what the [ __ ].

that ibes Ibis yeah they look like like. the [ __ ] Miami look they look crazy. we're looking at them we're walking. through this park we're like holy [ __ ]. look at this [ __ ] bird and while. we're staring at I was like dude this is. definitely their pigeon yeah we got you. and you and me are [ __ ] you and me. are Asians right now in a park just. like a camera like 2. in look at this thing like are. unbelievable we like what are these. birds the guy's like talking about bin.

chickens [ __ ] bin chicken [ __ ] [ __ ]. yeah you saw set out pretty quickly I. knew these were pigeons it's starting to. come alive dude yes I thought that was. just the Bud. Light like damn I'm already. hallucinating yeah you saws that out. pretty quickly we were like bent over. inspecting it like this is crazy I'm. truly crazy to see like a [ __ ]. tropical type Bird yeah just chilling. they're very they're very ol guilty. people too everything they're like yeah. that's the bird we've we've DeForest and.

now we can't has to go here they're. dying I've heard when started that's. when that whole thing started I was like. good get rid of it y they're like we. built in its marshlands it's like good I. hope you built a school in a hospital. where those dumb [ __ ] Birds lived in. a swamp dude think about how many. American animals just are gone and we. don't even know about them dude like. before the scientists got here oh yeah. yeah they're very they see they're very. guilty people they need well that's cuz. again it started with with George Floyd. dude true everybody the whole world.

America di say his name America dictates. the entire world's culture so when we. had race Wars every other country had to. be like oh yeah we're racist too this is. why I'm trying to see the like. Australia's like what we did to the. aboriginals was so [ __ ] what did they. do evil there wasn't that many of them. they wiped the boys out yeah they gave. him a dude I I watched they said hey you. better get out of. here dude I I just watched on the way. back I watched the second half of uh. what was it Judas and the black Messiah.

yes and it is crazy they try to put. Floyd up with him as a civil right so. it's like bro come on Fred Hampton yeah. they're trying I'm not saying they're. definitely going one for one I me we're. not even going to get in how they love. the FBI right now but whatever yeah the. other guy that executed Fred Hampton in. his bed yeah this is in arapo. true State you bl light man this is an. arap Poco I'm allowed to I don't listen. to people saying allow. I'm another be yellow in a [ __ ] month.

see if you can grow it out dude it's. close yeah he. look I'm at Vera catch 99 yep obviously. well I mean it sounds like it was. [ __ ] sick dude Australia is like it's. another that sounds like another world. Sydney is [ __ ] you went there winter. time that was nice put on putting a. hoodie on felt good dude as soon as I. put it on I was like I'm coming I feel. myself coming back to life it's cozy. boys season hello it was uh Australia's. Australia is the best country outside.

the United States I'll go ahead and say. it it does [ __ ] you up though definitely. better than Canada dude [ __ ] Canada. forever dude think if Minnesota was just. CNN it's the gayest country on Earth. Montreal was pretty cool when I was. there Montreal is sick but the. architecture is cool the people there. there's a bit of there's some dudes who. like speak French they think they're. elitist that's another thing about. [ __ ] Canada you have to make every. announcement twice oh yeah they keep. speaking French it's like dude yeah stop. just [ __ ] it I for a while thought they.

picked French just to piss me off I was. like what the [ __ ] are they doing flight. attendants have to they they're like. okay you know how it's typical flight. [ __ ] where they're like here's. here's how you wear your safety belt in. in case of a crash grab your [ __ ]. ankles suck your own dick dud die like a. [ __ ] coward dude grab your ankles and. suck your own dick while I just like put. like imagining Matt like Matt the fire. in this one like the spazzing like like. PC principal yeah like what he's holding.

back is unreal I was so angry D it was. like there was it was like they're. sitting there announcing [ __ ] in French. it's like dude he's about to pop the. [ __ ] off that's some dude that's like. eima going by some World War II F like. [ __ ] dude the scrub of like when. I finally yelled [ __ ] there was like it. was like no that would be life ruining. no can't and it was just like. [ __ ] that like kept you from turning. green h. [Laughter]. I get it man that I can see losing on a.

plane I want to shake your hand tell I. was close to pressing the button I was. close to pressing the button I was close. to pressing the button I was like would. they really land this bird dude if I. [ __ ] wild there's no to land it dude. we're in the middle of the Pacific if I. it was international waters if I. thrashed but also they weigh those fines. I'm like these people are [ __ ] brutal. enough to like find me five grand I did. want to ask them I wanted cuz the whole. time they're like if if not not. complying with wearing the mask you are. subject to fine yeah I want to just ding. that [ __ ] want to ding that [ __ ].

gay ass [ __ ] back and be like how much. is the fine for not wearing a mask soon. as he name a number. [ __ ]. take am I'm never paying you live in. America that's Washington right there. not paying you that's daddy War bucks. bro I'm never coming back don't be nasty. there's no taxation without. representation he's saying 1776 you're. making fun of my income because now that. I have a lot of money you've.

changed I mean if you have so much. constantly scheming like dude Shane. could do this Shane could give us is. that how you talk to me huh man I see. Man full for the money want too. many I always try to [ __ ] lift you. up why' you just drag me down why' you. call Daddy Warbucks being mean I'm. uneducated Co thing to say he's just say. Daddy I want to invest in you guys to. build stuff I want to invest in Spade to. go definitely in.

Europe was tell me have you heard the. idea of get on to it in the can we for. for a second can we Shark Tank you yes. please we'll do it in the P we're. already an hour in we're an hour in we. keep rolling can't handle this [ __ ] no. the boys the boys haven't munched in a. while the boys haven't mun feed the boys. i' like the [ __ ] Bill. Bill I know I know hate him I know you. ha red I'm l boy we have [ __ ] ass [ __ ].

good I'm just getting are you still. holding down a moons only in the. comments I'm trying but dude it's. [ __ ] tough out there FL Gates broke I. put a [ __ ] mandate only emojis it's. way it's way sicker dude think of The. Lord of the Rings guy with the bomb. running that's the guy breaking the. Emoji wall just diving just. [ __ ] the funniest part is like I do I. do this. [ __ ] dude I do this [ __ ] me and Bill. just in the helm yeah dud I do this I'm. laughing at SP like oh God these guys. are put trying to put up words I'm.

deleting them I'm laughing while these. are doing it and these guys they have no. idea this is censorship you're such a. [ __ ] idioto. dude dude the people. that and all that are skankfest think. about the mutants that listen to us talk. anyway skankfest rules I'm excited about. it true we got two sharks here bill you. want to pitch please let me hear your. pitch cuz I heard. is a lot of just fat legs and Je. shorts sock lines yeah it does Ru yo yo.

wait what what he Sayes. chill I mean it does rule but if you. were to scan and measure the calves of. all the it is bad it is bad getting high. on psychedelics and then walking out and. there're like yo this is the CEO of. katum you want to talk to him holy. [ __ ] it's like there's dudes that still. wear. all right so here's here's I know you. guys still have to to run the run the.

idea past the Sharks we'll it I will. say it definitely cost more than $36 a. night to live in Europe you're [ __ ]. that's why you're a pun air exists hold. on start from the beginning I want to. yes can I talk first yeah you are the. hype man you are you what's his name Mr. beautiful that or Mr. Wonderful I think this idea stinks and. there's no margins I'm obviously marban. no no no no Matt's the dude who owns.

fubo that's over the line that's over. the line over line that's over the. line that's you don't know about the. culture that's over the. line dude he's an. entrepreneur all right what's the idea. no Cuban Mr this wasn't like this Mr. Beautiful he called me Mr Beautiful. yo that was one of them slips yeah that. was one of those fyan slips that's a.

fyan. slip all gu shut the [ __ ] up for five. seconds it's not not a good start dude. you're talking to sharks it's not it. wasn't even a pitch this is something. like me and Spade we're just talking on. the phone like this Spade wants to go. see the world and he deserves that he. [ __ ] he went through the pits of. Mordor and now he's here he's in. a dude I told Shan should sing Le. Zeppelin for the next [ __ ] goddamn. com Jam told sing.

R so. nasty like do like rip or limp WR like. Rober oh please do itop say all. mother so we were just talking and Spade. wants to go see the world and obviously. there's people who want to hear us talk. we have a podcast it's doing pretty good. there's a lot of people who said it. sucks so bad for so many so many months. then it's like dude we're actually doing. very good at it so that sucks for you.

guys anyway we're chilling Spade wants. to go see the world roadter 600 bucks if. you if you know wallow 267 he tell why. do you need a roadter. though dude we can play that in the. patreon dude I we'll we'll bring We'll. go on to this oh hell yeah I can get the. HQ version dude th are falling all. around I was on my way it's pretty good. dude. oh my God you might have to robber plant. you need to have the lym WR just like a.

unitard with [ __ ] dangly [ __ ]. sleeves no I'm doing Elvis now after I. saw the crap Elvis movie I'll just Elvis. now all right all right we'll P I'll P. I'll pitch pitch all I'm saying is Spade. wants to go we we'll keep on doing the. podcast but Spade hasn't been out there. he hasn't seen the world to ramble now. if you see this man going through. Amsterdam with a GoPro. bugy what that'd be nice actually that's. what I'm saying I'm talking about.

everywhere 247 I an unlimited ass you. get these [ __ ] that go and do these. tours and like oh this is pretty nice I. want to see Spade try to hold his [ __ ]. together and go through Amsterdam and. tour that place and not break you want. to see a hobbit go through rivendale yes. you want to see a hobbit leave the shop. I just think it would be funny to see a. normal ass dude an every everyday kind. of guy the world is not in my books yeah. all right I'm going to go ahead and stop. you there. what you're going to listen to what I. say this a shark T okay you just.

referred to that guy as a normal ass. dude yes. false but so go ahead and start your. pitch over. false most people I'm get won't know him. this will just this will slowly start. popping up on people's feeds I mean they. people have real good dude what disaster. disaster he did that on purpose cuz he. was off camera dude what the fu edit. that out they cannot see us yeah I think.

I just think it would be funny and then. if Spade's calling me every week he's. got the roadcast or I got the roadter. why do you need two Road cters why do. you need [ __ ] Mega dude have you ever. used a roadter I do I use one but I'm. saying why don't you just zoom and have. one person record audio Zoom sucks okay. hey guys this is a professional setup we. we are professional about this I know. but would you guys would you guys each. capture your own audio then send each. other the file we don't give a [ __ ] it's. just sick to have a roadcast look at all. the lights and [ __ ] in front of I agree. with you you plug you plug and he can. plug his [ __ ] in we don't know how to. play video I'm in but I want 90% of.

the so you guys can both Bluetooth video. if you if you funded Spain Spade's uh. Venture dude I would do that but we're. we're a Christian group right here we. don't do all that like oh know Mom look. at me I'm 50% dude we'll split it up. even whatever we need that's not how you. act on tank dude you don't come at daddy. beautiful I'm just saying they. do daddy beautiful do though when they. know that their product is good we don't. need investors we didn't ask it you sit.

there and started negging us saying that. you can't go to [ __ ] Denmark for $38. turns out fact check yes you can Airbnb. dude there airbnbs airbnbs are $38 in. Denmark you're in a hostle you. understand where you're going to be. staying okay no I've never been anywhere. Joe Penthouse over here he doesn't. understand dude Spade didn't have. Windows in his [ __ ] house house Spade. didn't have Windows in his house for a. [ __ ] winner bro no you'll be in a. room I did this in Brazil you'll be in a.

room with 12 you'll be in a room with 12. people it's not Brazil you can't get a. you cannot in Denmark get a $38 liter. show you that's pop it up dude you're. going to embarrass yourself on your own. podcast holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] on. the date on the date my God oh my God. date you want it man these are my this. is my wish list oh my God take it first. B you're actually doing this right now. the date you want it oh my God. Bill oh I mean just check out the. pricing don't be afraid to look at me. while you come at me like this dude I'm.

don't avoid eye contact when you come at. me go ahead what are you just saying. they're $38 $38 I I bet it's one day. Isle of white UK is O lives there nice. you got to go meet we want to do a. podcast with like that's 132 I want you. that's not bad Isle of white is 132 yes. Belfast is $57 a night. what day though that's the thing that's. how these work uh we're not going during. Christmas bro no no no but if you look.

on there it'll give you the cheapest. thing it'll be one day of the entire. year if you schedule it for when you're. there it's going to be whatever price. they name I'll check the C right now. this is a for real shark tank we're. getting knowledge we we appreciate this. all right I'm jum I'm jumping up to. October 22 that's 57 bucks a night now. we're talking 5 December 227 now this is. pre- taxes now there's also cleaning fee. usually 100 bucks at every Airbnb go. ahead next dude can't believe you're. embarrassing yourself like that oh man I. can't dude it's probably like a.

commercial break and everybody no no no. we're just throwing it out there jumped. we trying to figure it out we're just. trying to figure it out dude it seems. like it is saying 5760 a night pretty. reliably oh 64 jumping up 64 now try to. book it try to book it and see what it. says go on your phone you [ __ ]. counter all right let me see like when I. paid for you to go to the beach bill it. was it actually jumped quite a that was. a gift amongst friends 66. tonight yeah saying 66 T.

night you br. no [ __ ] B thing going to jump that. was an intimate trip up two it jumps up. to 176 bucks for two nights thank you. cleaning fees $24 this is why we pitch. the Sharks we're trying figure [ __ ] out. for 170 is not bad yeah you can easily. do this I think you take two months. patreon yeah and invest it in Spade. going obviously I would try one trip.

first for for a week maybe two weeks see. what happens this is the plan all. whatever he says is the plan what I'm. afraid is Spud dog's going to implode. which does make for perfect [ __ ]. exactly what we need confession you. talking confessional style I'm not. trying to implode guys you're also I. think you've never traveled I've been. when I was really young I went places I. went to Bermuda once but I was like for. it would be chill you would like it you. when you're younger it's cooler like I. when I went to Spain when I was young I.

was like this this is so [ __ ] crazy. we no matter where I go now it's all. it's all the same it's all Buffalo dudee. you're to Sydney and it was like. actually Sydney was [ __ ] sick was. sick as [ __ ] the opera house is sick. yeah oh dude we got to get talk about. getting torped yeah so you met the guy. that invented Chang Julian Palmer so we. went so the first night I'll take you. through chronologically we got there. we're going to circle back to Brisbane. we went to. Brisbane Rock the show it was great. Brisbane.

fantastic Brisbane we go to Sydney for. like four. days excuse me you have to you'll have. to excuse us referring to it as Brisbane. Melbourne yeah that's just how we talk. that's how we talk now Brisbane it's. Brisbane it's also a kebab yeah so we go. there oh we got to talk about the goth. dude so we go there Bill wait for Bill. Bill like me getting [ __ ] mogged by. go stunk dude was not fair so we got to. Brisbane Rock show is great go to Sydney. then Sydney we got to like chill out for. a few days and like hang out yeah so we.

chill and that's when I think we met JP. Julian Palmer yes so I'm like yo dud ven. changa is going to come up we're going. to do a podcast had the whole thing set. up I was pumped we get there right when. we come up he was like yeah I had a bit. of cancel culture myself and we're like. save it yeah like save it for the Pod. yeah yeah yeah I thought he might have. said something. inappropriate I didn't even think cuz in. my head I was like was last time I met a. guy one time who was like yeah dude I. know this cancel culture stuff's. [ __ ] this girl is trying to say like.

I did all this [ __ ] weird [ __ ] hey. you're walking around the Muhammad Ali. at cancel culture yeah but he this guy. one time cornered me he's like yeah this. chick like is trying to say I did like. some [ __ ] up [ __ ] bro and I was like. that's not cancel culture bro that's not. cancel culture dude that's assault. Brother I remember being like well thank. god it's not going to be like that one. time that guy did that to me and I'm. like whatever which I don't think it was. but I don't think it was either I do. actually I believe all jul I do I I. think he got a bomb rat but but we're. sitting there and he's like I'm like God. this would be cool we talked about how.

like the ABC in Australia just jammed. him up with some cancel culture that'll. be kind of cool stuff so we're doing the. podcast he's talking [ __ ] torpin he's. talking body what was the thing he was. calling body switchers oh guys who would. tap if you were like kind of like losing. real hard you say you'd find a plumber. that's a loser dude I watched a podcast. on this on guys he said dude remember I. sent you that guy when he was like I was. being a real piece of [ __ ] and it was. the council no it was Council 11 yeah. the Walkers Walkins walk-ins yeah yeah. that's what it was he met the Council of.

11 he was talking about the guy on the. podcast was two of the people on the. council might have been 11 in Sedona. might n could have been N I can't do. that I can't hear Sedona without doing. that what's that from uh one time I was. I was over at soders Soder sod us I mean. he still probably does but he used to. get anytime I'd go to his house he would. get ripped yeah he quit drinking he's. like I'm sober now out just gets hi like. blasted dude blasted and we were. watching obviously we were watching. ancient aliens nice and there was one.

part they were like in the in the city. of Sedona and he lived in Sedona Arizona. for a little and he goes. Sedona I was like yo that's the highest. it's the highest possible thing of all. time to be watching anent alien to be. like yo shout. out now someone says Sedona I. instinctively just go Sedona that's so. [ __ ]. funny so then we yeah so he's talking.

about the council he's talking about all. this stuff how he just like sees. entities nonstop now and he's been. battling entity it's not even like he. while he's tripping although he talked. about getting kicked out of flow tanks. pretty. consistently screaming in a he's torping. dude yo you are good at torping dude I. mean I don't want to attract any sort of. negative Spirits or create can't here. bro yo Matt clean me off I don't I don't. want to take I don't want to take his. thing but you got what would you see on. Spade I can't I don't have that level of. vision that he has dude green light.

energy that's green light energy. probably pretty sick dude I smoked I. smoked this changa and it was insane. dude all these little guys working on me. they're like just make sure he's still. breathing the changa rules he's done. he's a big iasa guy so he's done so many. iasa ceremonies he's saying that like he. just sees the [ __ ] he has to focus but. he's like he can start seeing the iasa. entities in real life so he was like. explaining this all how now a lot of. what he does is just clearing them away. from people that's right he's doing the. Lord's work he hooked us up he we we. went out until you're under the knife.

and then it's an uncomfortable exp. looked like we were just getting blown. in a park like yeah we absolutely. getting blown in a park so we go out we. go out to we go out to dinner we're out. we're hanging out I I haven't said a. word this entire time it's just Matt and. the changa guy hitting [ __ ] crazy. talk. facts just sitting there watching Birds. attack people was ex that was good uh. you have shields when you eat outside at. Sydney you have like a a shield over. your tray and the birds will come try to.

come for you and you got to like hold a. [ __ ] Captain Captain America shield. up battle them off it's pretty tough. they we at one point I was like maybe. you could get rid of you could torp for. me I didn't know he was going to hold on. to it the whole day yeah at the end of. the night before I'm like all right I'm. I'm tired as [ __ ] I I got to go and he's. like you want to go find somewhere. private somewhere less crowded and we. can we can do the tor you guys got blown. in a park we got blown in a park it. would see it felt like it it must looked. like that what's that sketch this is how.

we trip that dude Kyle that's on SNL. Kone yeah this is how we trip it's the. best [ __ ] [ __ ] in the world he took. us so we leave the Sydney Opera house we. leave that and walk up to a park that. kind of overlooks the the the harbor. which is was beautiful it's a perfect. place to get. blown I sit on a stump of a tree in the. middle of a park at night and Julian. Palmer hit hits me with the [ __ ]. toring literally it was this it was he. knelt down and.

went you're so good at it dude dude. that's crazy how good you are dude I had. a tour obviously he does it he did it. for like it's all right you don't even. if you don't hear it's fine he did it oh. you can't hear it my bad I thought I. thought you were saying the whole thing. didn't pick up he torped for literally. like he would do impressive minutes. straight two minutes straight of just. going rapid fire and then when it when. it ended did it work could you feel it.

dude honestly I checked my back now my. back still hurts but the uh the next the. next morning I woke up and I was like. dude I think my back doesn't hurt but it. you know yeah I was I there was a part. of me that was really helping it was. real yeah. but I uh yeah did that did that to me I. was literally sitting there looking at. Matt laughing this guy's in the dark. this guy's on his knees behind me. going for two minutes dude it wouldn't. stop and then he was like do you have.

any more how about how about your back. how's that feeling I was like. [ __ ] yeah it's yeah go ahead so he does. the back now for five minutes he's like. this is a tough one mate and this is all. on on like recording no This Is Us by. ourselves doing this we chilling killing. I'm not trying to smash Julian cuz he. was a great dude dud might real I'm just. not he's on another level I'm not in. that world there was a when he would. finally defeat your entity he would just.

go yeah he can't help it he can't help. it whenever no it's an involuntary. reaction he has once the entity is. crushed he launches it he can't control. it so then like there's people but Shane. got done there was like nobody really. around besides me when it was my turn. people were like walk people were. walking by so they're we're like dark it. was like night time now it's dark and. you just see dude kneeling near another. dude. going holy.

[ __ ] dude people would have stopped just. like looking like what the [ __ ] he would. do it when we were walking around a lot. of people and he was like it was kind of. funny cuz we were like talking about it. a lot and he was. like it kind of you can see well this is. kind of my thinking of it but it was. like you you you torp out loud in public. it pisses people off and I like damn. it's the negative entities dude they. instantly reveal themselves there was. one guy who stopped and was just glow. just [ __ ] just like so [ __ ] mad. because he was torping but watching.

people react to people torping in public. is the I I videotaped him doing it it's. the funniest [ __ ] thing holy [ __ ]. yeah him torpin was [ __ ] sick he was. a man he was a man his what happened to. him so we talked about it on we did the. one on patreon where we interviewed him. and then we did the other guy but. he so what happened was he went on ABC. they did a whole thing about him a year. ago like this guy's like bringing. psychedelics into Australia blah blah. and they like he was explaining in. Australia they are a bunch of rule. followers for the most part not as bad. as Canada but they they're very much.

rule followers but they have like this. like they root for like kind of like. people who Buck the system kind of they. secretly are like yeah that kind of. rules cuz they're like you know it's. like a prison. Colony but what happened to him was they. did a whole [ __ ] documentary on him. of like this guy's the man he's like a. renegade like a year ago so he was like. nice and ABC hit him up like yo we want. to like I don't know if it was a. followup on that or like a new thing but. he thought they were about to like. Network television bring him on like you. were the [ __ ] man they like filmed.

him doing like a you know they did like. some sort of like a I don't know what. thing they took they I think it was. peyote they took some like peyote and. did like a walk through the woods so. they filmed that whole thing and then. they brought no it was Cactus [ __ ]. Cactus which I guess maybe peyot no it. was meulin yeah I think it was yeah. whatever like 24 hours M I think. masculine is synthetic but [ __ ] either. way it was some Cactus I forget what it. was you kept calling it Cactus something. yeah I don't know know what it was but. he so they he thought they were bringing. him in to be like yo bro you're the man. they sit him down full [ __ ] imagine.

going into [ __ ] ABC Studios millions. of people are going to watch this they. sit them down they're like so apparently. there's allegations that you sexually. abuse people during your ceremonies and. he just goes I watched the interview he. just goes no he should have started. torping dude he just goes you see his. eyes just well he's just like what the. [ __ ] is going they completely railroaded. him yeah and then he what he explained. to us was they do they were they had.

these ceremonies that were like. unofficial where just be a bunch of. people doing like ioska or whatever. Molly and stuff and they do a thing. called meing which is like where you. like take Molly and then like cuddle. somebody like the whole time they this. was actually a form of LSD therapy that. was like apparently very effective but. they were like you got to n this [ __ ]. it's too it's like too sexual it's too. sexual and this just like you can't have. a therap like a psychotherapist doing. this with clients cuz there the lines. completely blurred which there is an. argument though for being like you know. well if it helps but whatever I know you. want it but yeah dude so there was like.

he had like a thing a meing thing that. you know whatever I don't know what. happened but like he lived with this. girl for like three months afterwards. and then someone told her like yo that. was [ __ ] up he mebed you and like it. like escalated it so he like on record. was talking about that but I think the. one he apologized for I think during his. iasa ceremony he kissed somebody and. that's the problem it's crap dud but I. think I think I don't know but I mean we. heard his side of the story it'd be like. interviewing OJ Simpson like I didn't do.

anything true we did hear her side but. it was like he was like bro like that. was my flatmate for three months yeah. that was interesting yeah that was weird. but either way it was just for us we're. the whole point of it it was like we. were on the podcast and halfway through. he like drops that and we're like oh. [ __ ] dude. patreon.com yeah so that was fun so that. was that was the F that was just any. dude we're like three days in we did. that and it was just like that was. [ __ ] pretty pretty nuts yeah and then. the next night we went out probably the. most glorious night there and try to.

catch uh oh that was the easily the best. dude they have [ __ ] fruit bats that. are flying foxes H. has this big dude yeah this big wingspan. this big terrifying. theen like you can hear the wings and we. just happened to be by this church near. the bridge where they all chill and they. were [ __ ] everywhere holy [ __ ] [ __ ]. they making their noises yeah oh that's. sick it was awesome dude I climbed a. tree I was trying to we were trying to.

we we bought a bunch of banana we went. to their 7-Eleven bought a bunch of. fruit fruit and then we bought a pack of. six oh they literally eat fruit yeah. well they didn't they don't eat ours. yeah it turns out they do eat they if. you give it a grape they won't eat it. from you but if you leave it out they'll. take a grape and suck the juice out of. it then spit the [ __ ] pulp out all. right but they do love fruit but yeah we. got ham we got pretty drunk and we went. out first of all got sigs cuz we both. want to SM I love hearing you getting. drunk D I know I was I was I was trying.

to hang I was trying to hang and have. fun I was getting [ __ ] hammered we. just got some marow I'm saying how were. they they were sick we just [ __ ] we. had some good marow we some good marow. that's what they call him their Sean we. ripped oh yeah changed old Sig. connoisseur so we ripped sigs and then. we're I was I climbed the one tree and I. was trying to we're trying to like plant. so close to the one bat bro the I was in. the tree and a bat went like right by me. but I was was trying to we we spiked. spiked an apple on a. fence all you by the way you planted. something I didn't Spike any [ __ ] a.

banana you play some naners climbed up. put some naners in the tree and we were. sitting back like any moment the [ __ ]. the is this in a populated area it's a. city of city but people walking by like. they were from cars and people were they. confused again they're just the ri we. were ripping as for real people just. walking by it was EAB. we at one point Matt was trying to throw. bananas into the tree yeah to be like.

they're going to stay I thought they. swoop down obviously Just Landing I. thought they swoop down yeah trying to. get it to land in there we would have. had them when they were swarming if it. was dusk yeah they were swarming at. first cuz of dusk is when they Munch. yeah and that's when we saw them we were. kicking ourselves big time dude we're. were smoking sigs just being like dude. if we only came out here two hours. earlier we would have been fully Batman. that was yeah that was probably the best. night of the trip those those flying. foxes Sunset ain't different down. there feel different nice no the one.

thing that felt different was all of a. sudden it was Winter yeah so you get. there and it's the sun goes down to five. yeah [ __ ] and you're like holy snikes. that was part of the body load that's. where you go you go down there you. goik yeah it was [ __ ] up to leave. summer and go into like a quickening. dark winter then to come back I'm. telling you I it like [ __ ] your body up. I'm still [ __ ] yeah absolutely I'm. glad you guys are back and you're safe. I'm bad I'm glad first night woke up at. 3:00 a.m. the next day couldn't go to. sleep this yeah today today was a good.

day I went to bed at 9:00 woke up at. 5:00 a.m. how do you feel now I feel all. right I took a nap before I came here. and I was fully asleep this is what. happens around 5 or 6 I get fully. [ __ ] it's bedtime tough if I sleep. for like 45 minutes then it's daytime. the next day you're a flying fox I'm. essentially a flying fox flying. fox tab your cheek if I was if I was any. austr animal I would say I was probably. a flying fox dude I don't know the. [ __ ] uh Tasmanian devils might be my.

new favorite dude we got to watch them. crunch the bones of a rabbit tail just. sound like they're eating rocks dude it. was so [ __ ] tight Jesus Christ it was. really exciting stuff but yeah it's. pretty much that was Sydney but you know. Sydney ruled then Adelaide was kind of. [ __ ] gay yeah that was the only show. that was kind of a. dud the one show that was a dud it was. still good but yeah yeah it wasn't yeah. compared to the other shows that one was. a dud the first show was sick yeah these. big ass theaters what we talking here.

not very big you guys are hitting the. big time that's what you're telling. pretty much I was quaking dude that was. [ __ ] I looked back I was like there's. a lot of [ __ ] people what was that. like for you it actually doesn't too bad. but I remember the first couple times. like when you start not doing well when. you start not doing like awesome it's so. apparent and you're just going oh such a. big [ __ ] room dude start doing like. I'm getting a lot of the room really but. you know maybe not every maybe this. room's acoustically weird it sucks man I. think they're also a deep deep thing to. go into [ __ ] starts [ __ ] iations the.

whole time of a room my heart was. palpitating every every five minutes. dude just my body had to adjust from the. flight I was like physically [ __ ] up. was this before an you were smoking six. way before really yeah dude it was it. was next nicotine helps I think it might. have I smoke this was the next day dude. it was just like and it was I've had. them before but never like Manti taed. out how so you started getting numb he. when he when he went to the Chargers he.

would show up in the game and get numb I. wasn't numb I just was like sweating. what are you drinking mat that's a I. didn't do Ginger it's a. cider Dam you guys are all drinking this. is Yu Ginger why AR you drinking with. the fellas I'll drink Friday downstairs. Frid you know I got a CDL true that oh. dang whoa slurpy dude bill with the. slurs oh you don't have the [ __ ]. headphones on I can't ASMR you yeah that. was pretty nice Shane's nice at ASMR.

[Laughter]. ASMR dude dude you're getting my helmet. to [ __ ] Gorge up it's like P rasa. Bill if I just took you. into dude you into myou dude I'm taking. these headphones off I'd love to feel. you grow in my. mouth all right all right I want to hear. I I need to hear more I I can't even. imagine Spud dog shut. up Europe Spud dog in Europe here's what.

happened to me when I went I [ __ ]. first go you're GNA be so homesick you. think so definitely dude of this. place yes you'd be surprised I was. selling cars in Mechanicsburg and I got. over there and I was like I want to go. home I'm telling you all I need is a. parrot and be able to call Bill that's. my whole world what would you do bro I'm. just saying that's all other [ __ ] going. don't push it's a joke it's a. joke get that stuff okay well tell them.

you're kidding dude I just said it's a. joke I cherish you too if we could. figure out the tech I mean that's all it. is tell you cherish. him yeah it'll be sick I think you I. think you would Thrive I think if you do. like a start with a seven dayer but make. sure you you fall apart on. camera that's good well I mean you the. debauchery it needs to be oh recorded. that's no problem you need to be an open. book you proba get some SN too if you're. walk around like yeah I got you would it. be debaucherous or would it be.

completely we don't know no one will. know I I know it yes we'll we'll find. out we'll find out you think you go over. there and [ __ ] look at paintings. we'll find out together on the war mode. podcast true I think you look at the. paintings definitely beep the paintings. but then there's also some fine red. light districts over there yeah I walked. through the one in [ __ ] Hamburg. Germany really my Lord Lord dude oh. Mylanta I was walking through there like. hamb hamburg's on one of my wish lists. for babes dude they full on the babes.

really and they were just wearing the. only way you could identify them is they. were wearing puffy jackets oh and they. were I couldn't believe it wait puffy. jackets in the brothel or they stand. outside outside there there's red light. there's like you're in a city they're. outside a couple blocks where it's just. fully. legal like the uniform was like it was. winter time so they were wearing puffy. every one of them had the same jacket on. you'd be like holy [ __ ] who's that hot. cheick oh she's one of them Fu the. hottest girls ever and they yeah behind.

the glass kind of weird you see them. like I've never been to a they saw me. dude they sus me out immediately they're. like American definitely American they. saw my big ass walking down the street. and no nothing anything goes I don't. know I didn't I didn't partake ah it' be. nice to kill one dude it'd be so nice to. [ __ ] chop one up oh my God just look. what you made me do whole time kill the. prostit illegal is just a sick bird over. there that's why I don't like legalizing. prostitution it makes it harder to kill.

the split them open cut them open like a. tonon and sleep inside of them I'd like. to cut open a fat hooker and sleep in. her under a bridge just [ __ ] she big. great fat great big fat. person um I get a pee pee go wish let's. switch let's switch we'll go over where. we at where we at we do a stupid [ __ ]. advertising advertisings right now all. right we'll do the ad go I'll do the.

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you you doing what are you. doing don't don't dive bomb this dud. yeah what do you think you're big time. I'm happy to be here. man act like it huh act like it we'll. talk we'll talk off air. dude will we yes I don't think we will. I'm going to get the [ __ ] out of here. dude. the tea you're talking ass they sent me. like Drive Long tea yeah with like the. v's like on the like I'm.

not dude I can't dude when you're fat. wearing that it looks [ __ ] it looks like. like a girl you look like you pay child. support it looks like somebody curled up. in a sleeping bag at like the top it. like literally tapers down around your. fat body it's [ __ ] crazy dude the war. mode team might fit you better it looks. like you might it looks like you might. have tricked mantio I would. never how dare you not you I'm saying if. you're if you're wearing a [ __ ] yeah. you look like the [ __ ] you look like.

Len I don't look like a. Nay man I know I don't look like can I. play a song for you in the beginning of. the patreon yes definitely just. something I've been we've been talking. about a lot and I just want to play the. part of the song that I wanted to show. you all right okay let's go to patreon. um is that cool now that we've handled. business dude yeah hey everybody sorry. it took so long for for us to get there. we were in Australia we tried to do two. episodes both of them ended up [ __ ]. nuts yeah it was too much we were going.

to not put one on patreon they were both. [ __ ] wild yeah it is yeah people were. saying it's [ __ ] over don't listen a. lot of Doom guy a lot of Doom boys out. there don't listen to commenters they. don't know what they're talking about I. mean I see it wow coming from. you Cheeto fingers in their. basements they don't know they don't. know how cool we are in real life that's. the thing they think we're dicks. turns out we're the coolest guys you. could ever meet nicest coolest nicest. cool most humble true couldn't be more.

humble than I am I'm staying humble dude. it [ __ ] pisses me off well people. don't think we're humble nice and cool. yeah those are the three things I am I. know it's [ __ ] up I'm crazy sexy. cool real quick C campers.com the. heavy.com we'll never leave you alone. with your thoughts every we mode. obviously. people War mode do you honestly and. truly in your heart. believe Jes just went through trial for.

that yeah dude get rid of that intro you. guys already have sick intros true I as. a listener as a listener was supposed to. play that when we came on he never did. listen Spade sent you that intro for. when we came on back back when you guys. were in West Philly Spade sent you that. intro that we. played you didn't put it in what are you. talking. about dude don't yeah he trying to bring. you down I'm not trying to bring you. down I'm just saying like trying to. bring you down we that was like everyone. like loves oh well all right well we'll.

go to patreon I'll I'll fix mik. professional setup you guys you already. as a listener as an avid listener I do. get excited for the intros but then when. it cuts into the war mode intro you want. us to stop it just you guys have cool. intros I mean play it occasionally. because I still want to reminder of how. cool it is cuz it is nice I've. constructed 1776 will commence again is. sick firearm May yeah constructive. criticism I sometimes hit it and I go oh. man this whole thing again okay all. right good to know good to know [ __ ].

[ __ ] it or just I have the very. beginning list to the [ __ ] sharks. dude have the very beginning Fade Out I. love. fading do you listen to our new intro. Spade pretty good they're Fant every. week love it I love to hear my main goal. is to blow. up I'm telling you I'm going to show I'm. going to show Spade Premiere and then. it's you guys can put the video actually. out too as well you don't have video. they don't do video you take video. though from there's that is a that. starts out as a video you guys yeah but. they don't film the podcast yeah but.

they can put the video of the intro up. on their patreon fun to watch patreon. Pat we're just getting we're just. getting the the intros out every week to. video production patreon patreon let's. go to guys if you want to keep listening. to this cuz I got a guys I got a feeling. this patreon is going to be [ __ ] I. think so too I don't know about you guys. you're going to hear this kind of stuff. here this feels like a slumber party I. forgot about those two freaks in the. corner sha and no in the dark like gay. freaks what do you what do you think. about this just just real quick there's.

a dial on that uh salt lamp just lower. it real quick just so you can see the uh. see it's [ __ ] n no no no I'm I'm just. saying just real quick oh you want to. see the ceiling yeah just lower the dial. yeah we'll Fade to Black fade to black. dude oh wow yeah there it is there it is. Howcast it's actually scary I know. he.