Ep 404 - Gut Busted

w wow West all right we're here oh the. Superstar tells us he's saying now it's. you guys go you more of an actor or a. director you like an actor director what. you're a superstar now he is you have. changed no have you not noticed the. change what's different about God damn. it the jet lag you're jet lag dude I am. jet lag you're completely you're jet. dude I know you're a complete rolling. stone dude you little jetl you guys you. in theok man been barking at the Moon.

dude running late night with the big. dogs you guys partying we were yeah a. little bit what' you guys do we drank. just drank at different locations yeah. that's it yeah pretty much comedy life. speaking of Comedy life and drinking in. different locations true I've been. undergoing hell dude I've been going. through it it [ __ ] blows something. happen sucks you're you got to [ __ ] your. bell is [ __ ] up my belly is gone dude. no. so Thursday in San Francisco I was a.

cobs Joe Avery I think his last name is. Avery I hope I'm not [ __ ] that up. he's great comedian he he had the. tendies in the green room he had the. chicken tendies on Thursday he had the. test bat and he said gez these things. are [ __ ] my stomach up and threw them. out that's when I knew he didn't wait he. didn't finish the tendies he didn't even. finish his tendies he was like these are. the something's wrong I'm not putting. this on the club.

but the next night I was like that might. have been a bad batch either way I'm. getting tendies for sure I how how much. you be looking forward to how long you. look as soon as he told me they made him. sick I was. like that's good it must be good that's. a good bet that's a good bet cuz Joe's. relative he looks like a normal healthy. guy yeah yeah I was like he probably. can't handle it for sure he can't handle. the heat of the true T he have the. tolerance he doesn't e build up the. natural been eating tendies every week. yeah so I ordered them EOD on the. tendies I ordered them and I'm going to. blame tendies but it's just cuz I'm.

trying to pretend it's not. alcohol Friday I woke Friday I got them. Saturday morning I woke up dude my. stomach was [ __ ] up dude it hurts so. bad it is funny yeah to think about that. and now that I think about it every I. know who drinks a ton is always like I. had a bad hot dog at the Soko it's like. no you're you blacked out at the. Soko it's not the there's always one. food missile it's like oh man it must. have been the chicken fingers it's like.

dude that's you eat chicken fingers. every week must been that batch of. chicken fingers I barely remember eating. at 4:00 in the morning it's not sitting. well with me right now definely not the. alcohol. consumption so I I I was dude destroyed. my stomach was [ __ ] up no good and. then it it kept getting worse all. weekend that was Thursday that was. Friday when it started or no Friday I. had them it was Saturday Sunday into. yesterday that sucks today so far so. good but I just haven't eaten yet.

yeah well if I eat like an hour later my. stomach just [ __ ] kills really yeah. and it hurt it feels like cramps. almost but it's it's like exactly where. the pancreas is and stomach they kind of. overlap that was Illuminating too though. that they overlap no that the fact that. your stomach's like underneath your rib. cage could have thought it was like your. belly directly yeah I thought my belly. housed my stomach it's like above a. little to the left and above your belly. but that's that blew me away um so I got. I I had to I had to go to the doctor.

dude finally yeah it was time and i' it. first time I've been to the doctor and I. don't go to the doctor yeah yeah I. haven't had health insurance turns out I. have. it IAL insance you had it this whole. time I think they might have just got it. to me true but I've been asking them. I've been like telling my manager like. can I get health can somebody that owns. my money get me Health you're basically. a dreamer what do you mean you're a. dreamer what do you mean like the DACA. bill for dreamers you're like please. Guys somebody get me some just trying to.

become a citizen at this point dude. I'm so I go to the I I was thinking. about going to the hospital yeah and. that that go to the [ __ ] ER for an. upset tummy yeah but what I was thinking. is you you know international flight. coming up so like flying somewhere else. with like vague health issues is not the. not the hopefully that's hopefully it's. done I think it is yeah if I munch no. you'll see really dude it.

[ __ ] cripples me it's literally like. it feels like cramps in your stomach. that sucks it hurts so [ __ ] bad. anyway something's inflamed I go to the. yeah I think that's that's it turns out. that's all it is yeah I got blood test. done and well it was funny cuz he the. the nurse came in and was to ask me. questions and then went and got a doctor. and the doctor came in immediately and. was like how much you drinking he knew. exactly what it was he knew exactly I I. didn't even include the tendies in the. [ __ ] report I was like he was like.

how many days I was like uh four four. days a week he was like what do you have. like three they always say that [ __ ]. like what do you have like three drinks. it's like no dude yeah dude no one has. three [ __ ] drinks four days a. week if you're drinking four days a week. you're not drinking three drinks they. tell you on every commercial please. enjoy respons unless you're like a mom. dude Kors light or B light would be. furious to know that you're not enjoying. the products responsibly like they're. asking yeah I know actually yeah people. like how come he's not sponsored it's.

like cuz I drink 20 beers every time I'm. on camera they can't they can't be like. nice they literally can't be like this. is good yeah true. um so what are you doing over there. checking the shot putting your. Spectacles. on checking the shot but he's the doctor. comes in he's like how many you drinking. I was like about I don't know like. 10 10 he's like so you're having 40. drinks a week and I was like yeah if. you're going to be a dick about it well.

they come you get big well sometimes. they come in bigger cans so more like 35. 30 true sometimes it's a pitcher I use I. use Phil math I'm like I had two drinks. yeah a pict two. pictures uh he was nice though he he was. courteous he was like I don't mean this. he was like trying to like he was like. trigger warning yeah yeah I don't sh you. are drinking. excessively I was like he's like I'm not. judging you for that but the just by. sheer liquid volume I'd say it's a.

lot so then but it was funny too I was. hitting him with the [ __ ] but yeah. it's like it's just light beers he's not. he still like no that's. still I was like it's not like I'm. chugging liquor you know he was like no. I have no idea what you're talking like. that's so [ __ ] funny. so he's he diagnosed his pancreatitis. immediately did he really yeah he was. like if it hurts there and you drink. excessively that's yeah the pancreas. produces insulin.

oh yeah he gave me the whole pressure. test it [ __ ] kill he press but then. he pressed the bottom of my like abdomen. and I was. like it all hurt dude my stomach was. [ __ ] you might have gastritis panc the. pancreas produces insulin right yeah I. believe that was another thing I was. like [ __ ] I finally got [ __ ] diabetes. I knew that was coming there was a. moment where they left the room and I. was just sitting in the doctor's office. and I was like I mean I knew it was. coming I knew this day was coming if.

it's party time all the time eventually. you're going to be sitting on a paper. [ __ ] I was just disgusting crinkly. paper thinking about alone with the. [ __ ] lighting just like [ __ ] I knew. it was coming one day yep dude that's. the life we live true I knew it was. coming first off that day is coming for. everybody you can either have a good. time before it happens or you can be a. [ __ ] [ __ ] your whole life yeah and. then just get cancer for no reason true. you get [ __ ] cancer get [ __ ] girl. lung cancer you never even smoked.

[ __ ] I knew I shouldn't have lived in a. metropolitan. area yeah no you can't you can't get you. know I I try to honor my my bodysuit my. Earth suit but I understand you also. can't get too attached you're right I. understand i' I've been try I've been. trying I've been too attached when I was. younger you can get [ __ ] up from. trying to be too healthy it'll genuinely. [ __ ] you up like wait should I have this. am I allergic to night shades and it's. like no you're just being anxious about. food.

yeah you have to you have to let go of. the O suit eventually. um so then we run run a blood test I get. the results turns out first off blood. pressure again great that's awesome. can't believe it keeps happening that's. awesome then we get this I get the blood. results everything's good literally. everything's good that's awesome I've. been dreading going to the doctor for so. long I was like I definitely have. diabetes my liver is definitely failing. my heart's exploding right now for sure. my heart's exploding no all good what do.

they what were the panels for the blood. did they go like obviously they probably. blood Su I could I couldn't understand. them I had to look all them up it was. everything um you don't have diabetes. don't have diabetes don't have. pancreatitis just have uh he was. probably like your stomach's probably. just inflamed yeah you had a you had a. military grade stomach ache yeah. top-of-the line stomach heavy duty. stomach ache [ __ ] the worst stomach. ache. possible and then that kind me thing. like dudes that have like stomach cancer. oh it's [ __ ] you got to ride that out. just till you die just your stomach.

hurts till you die yeah dude I knew a. guy who was an operator he used to uh. operate on machinery and he was telling. me he hasn't had a a like a non-liquid. [ __ ] solid [ __ ] for a decade this dude's. just been diarrhea for 10 years 10 years. dude 10 years I'm not saying I'm not on. the 10e trip but I'm definitely on the. [ __ ] 50/50 it's 50/50 yeah what I. mean dude hung over [ __ ] blowouts. but that's yeah four days a.

[Music]. week yeah no I'm not hung over four days. a week come on mat for sure I didn't say. you were what the [ __ ] dude I don't have. a problem why would you say. that this guy I've remember blew my mind. he's like he's like I haven't took a. liquid I've haven't took a solid [ __ ] in. about 14 years I believe it there's no. way my dad's taking a solid. [ __ ] have you smelled his dumps like I. haven't smelled a dump but I've seen the.

aftermath if you go to my parents house. if you go up to the my parents. bathroom Jackson PA coming back it's. it's a restop mosaic it's a restop. mosaic dude he sprays the. turet he hits the spray every time and. you can hear it dude every you every. time Phil shits it starts with like. a and it's funny you can just yell You'. be like hey he's like shut. up oh my God. yeah Tommy hits those too does he really.

Tommy Pope hits the [ __ ] hard dumps. in the like yeah I'd be out there gaming. he'd wake up I could hear the the crud. hit really loud he hits dad shits dude. I've been hitting I don't and I I've had. like weird dumps for a long time I'm I'm. been finally reliably hitting like. loaves like almost barely having to wipe. loaves however I've been having health. issues loes are so good pinching like. like one two wipe loaves it's crazy it's.

insane oh bro hold on I got one Speaking. of loaves. so day two the the the stomach's. destroyed yeah so I get some Pepto. Bismol by the way in you got to go I. went to this [ __ ] grocery store in. San Francisco everything's locked really. behind glass with metal like [ __ ] pad. locks on every door yeah I go in you got. to wait like 20 minutes you press a. button to see if anybody else will come. unlock ET for you it this dude I go up.

someone who doesn't believe in having to. work for real no it's exactly it was I. walked up to the front and I was like. excuse me does somebody have a key yeah. and I'm not you know this is just. pertinent to the story it was just. clearly a woman from China yeah and I. was like does anyone have a key and she. had no [ __ ] idea what I was saying. and I asked some other guy and it was. this black dude that was just like I. don't have it yeah and I was like okay.

could you find someone that has the key. to I'm just trying to get some [ __ ]. Pepto B my stomach's cramping at this. point can I please get this stuff and. when you when you're sick and it hurts. oh dude dude I it's funny every time. like I could use a good flu it'd be nice. to just lay down for a week and do. nothing no it sucks you hate everything. the whole time yeah do yeah you think. it'd be fun to play Fallout 4 for a week. it's not you hate Fallout 4 because. you're sick it's thanks so you got some. you got some downtime finally I got the. bis Mall wait how'd you get it who came. and got it eventually literally 20.

minutes of standing in front of a shelf. looking at Pepto Bismol finally someone. walked over and unlocked it was it was. it who got it it was the dude okay he. went and got the key eventually a lot of. times the rescue hatch in those. situations is like. a 50-year-old like looks like she's been. dragged by a truck white. lady the [ __ ] fell. off and she landed at a [ __ ] Safeway. with like multiple elbow braces on she. like oh I got.

[Laughter]. uh yeah the bowling gloves she yeah just. Jan lady that's she's been through the. ring she smells like cigarettes from 50. feet away hold on I go why you need pep. Pepto I love this. stuff we got a lot of this in the. bank so I get the Pepto chug it wake up. the next morning take a fully black dump. oh loaves though it was weird it was you.

saw the black hand I saw the black. hand it was dude we got Arch dukee. France we did it took a [ __ ] black. hand then I get in this sh I'm like. that's [ __ ] insane my stomach must be. gushing blood if my shit's black I'm. that's a problem so I was so I was like. [ __ ] I'm dying then I get in the shower. and while I was in the shower I spit I. like hawked to lugie it was in the. morning the lugie was black. and I was like what the [ __ ] is this.

dude I get out of the shower look in the. mirror the back of my tongue is black. what there's hell from what so then I. I'm fully panicking I start googling. [ __ ] not poop and tongue and then it. autocorrected and completed it on Google. turns out if you just occasionally when. you drink pepto bismol that happens and. it doesn't it means nothing it's just. something that reacts differently with. your body what I mean you that's like a.

curse totally harmless that's a curse. but then it was like it can last for. like two weeks I was like e what but it. didn't it's gone now I'm taking regular. classic craps you had kiss tongue I yeah. you were. Rock Detroit Rock City in there it was a. sad dude really uh and then and you're. doing shows like hey guys nice to meet. San Francisco yeah I was like life's. pretty. brief I'm stalling cancer everybody.

and yeah most of the crowds in San they. were loud bro really the boys were. drinking I don't like that yeah they're. screaming but they the one show they. were so hammered and enthusiastic I was. angriest I've been on stage in so long. dude I did like 42 minutes really I was. like that's it the show's run its. course everyone's confused I got a. standing. they were just hammering having fun so.

like I would finish a sentence and. they'd be like. yeah and other people were hammering so. they'd start yelling and start they dude. I got Applause breaks in the middle of. the set for no jokes just talking people. would be like yeah I was like God damn. it you guys aren't appreciating my art. you got to let the Bros have fun I did. they had fun um you gotta get them all. Santa every now and again just [ __ ]. like w it's true get you guys enjoy this. yeah I want to hang out with you I have. a beer I'm like all right great.

next full m. Santa uh I like that too yeah all right. I'm glad you guys are joining us thank. you very much dude the one show as soon. as I got on stage a lady went say. something funny and I was just instantly. I was like I'm done yeah that's not. funny didn't even say a word before I. even spoke yeah like what does that. mean but now if I eat my stomach hurts. bad girlfriend yeah there's a lot. girlfriends yeah that sucks that it does.

stink when people are too rowdy if your. girlfriend yells at a show and you don't. grip the [ __ ] out of the back of her arm. yeah what are you doing that's on you if. if my woman screamed at a. show yeah that's the first thing a woman. does it be like a father in church back. of the neck [ __ ] squeeze dude yeah. dude the squish I mean dude as soon as a. woman yells her in a comedy show her. next step is to like be like I got to go. to the bathroom and text her. ex-boyfriend yeah true instantly she. goes back and she's like going on yes.

I'm in [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]. dump. me [ __ ] you here's one of my. nudes. disgusting so yes I've been dealing with. that dude now so far to your mortality. so far today my stomach's good yeah. which is that's nice you're in the clear. I'm in the clear right now but what's. what's on the menu for today what's on. the menu uh I'm trying I don't know last. night was just yogurt nice sucked dude.

I'm. [ __ ] just imagine you eating an. Activia so funny right there eating an. Activia and then putting it down and. being. like you also got to you got to start. you might have to switch to CNN dude Fox. newsic getting too fired bro I'm not. being a jerk I'm saying you got to just. take it easy for a couple days you have. to just watch Wolf Blitzer saying. because I have tummy problems I'm a CNN. guy. now you're telling me I got monkey pox. just to take it easy for a couple days.

got to watch it just be like true I. guess every time you come in here Fox. News is on that's not me dude they're. talking about the price of gold going up. that'll get your stomach [ __ ] up I. need I got to get some gold now I need. gold [ __ ] you need gold you're going to. need gold we do need gold got 42 what do. you think that is dude Joe B oh [ __ ]. that you think that thing's fake I'm. hiding all my gold in plain. sight dude me and Noah watched a crazy. video on the way up here what' you watch. it was like a Biblical prophecy so this.

guy named Watch What Happens Next dude. it's called Watch What Happens Next by. Leo Dunson his last name what's his last. name dude he's a black conservative who. has gone the way of like almost like. apocalyptical apocalyptical like Bible. preaching it's so [ __ ] funny dude but. he was basically saying how he he bought. out like he took out this like really he. was just talking about like what's. coming after like is Biden going for a. second term and the whole thing ends. with him being like and then second. Corinthians they come out and say after.

the blah blah blah there'll be the. second Trump and he goes clearly they're. talking about Trump's second presidency. and dude it's [ __ ] wild nice it's. pretty tight and he's just him in a suit. with like lightning Trump background so. it's the funniest [ __ ] thing you'll. ever say it's like 38 is he Pro Trump. yes very and he's like he's basically. saying that in second Corinthians. were're predicting the come of Trump's. second. term yes second tribulations the second. the Great Tribulation three and a half.

years yeah oh you think he's going to. die no end he's only he's only doing one. term and then Donald Trump's coming back. said the Great Tribulation is much worse. than the than the second half and it all. came into like the 400 years of they. were like and also like we we like. you're saying black people are doing. like a 400e cycle they're just getting. out of right now with like the with the. coming of Trump's second term pretty. tight he had all the numbers backed up. what are the black people doing they're. just going through the 400 years it was. they said something about that in the.

Bible people be people will be yeah. people will be brought to an Alien. Nation for 400 years but afterwards he. says they'll become like it's something. like Golden God will judge after 400. years and then it'll be seven years of. tribulations yes which is that's where. we're going that's where we're going and. God's going to come down to judge the. black people no Jud he's going to come. down and be like what the [ __ ] were you. guys. doing he's going to come down be like no.

that'd be sick if. Jesus God came down was like one people. are so. sick it turns out you could be gay but. he's like what the [ __ ]. dude yeah what is. this no but he the video is very fun to. watch that's exciting but yeah what I'm. saying is what I was trying to say is. the Fox News is too electrifying dude. you got to just present yourself as some. boring [ __ ] [ __ ] talk dude I you. can't be getting fired up I don't watch. it I put that on for the lady. I let her that eases her mouth true true.

you gota she hears daddy's talking dude. women need to hear that they need to. hear Fox News that's their daddy's true. they need to hear dad talk and be like. what the [ __ ] going on down. there and they're like it feels like I'm. home true it is I'm telling you man. there is something about Fox News in the. background that like kind of puts me at. ease yeah I in my house it was always. playing and if I walk into a place. that's just blaring like some guy be. like another thing about the spelling. error on the White House. website it's just you're like it's nice.

to just hear hot ladies being like uh is. that what you want do you want this. government I don't yeah like nice it is. funny though cuz I was watching it and I. I saw the uh they have that one like. tall skinny black lady yeah she's always. on and it's like you like every. something about her dude well sometimes. I'm like I don't like I don't think. she's attractive and then sometimes she. shows up she fires you up she gets me. going a little bit well dude what. happened we'll be watching the five and. I'll say babe why you top me.

off when we're watching outnumbered. sometimes I get hit I mean dude that's. could there be anything better than that. and then like as you're getting head. like the gold coin commercials going. like yo let me get 500 gold coins gold. coins and I need that whatever that. fruit thing is they sell I'm not getting. enough fruits and vitamins give me the. powder I need the. powder give me fruit powder gold coins. and also they have they sell brain. supplements now that guess what five. times better than ordinary they have a.

bottle that says ordinary brain. supplements five times better dude for. your brain so they measured the output. of people's brains also my pillow you. need pillows and slippers dude the new. patented four layers bro for sure if. you're not. getting hi I'm Mike. Lindell Cel culture is trying to take me. out but we won't let it he's got a. picture of Jesus and a lion behind him. and he wears his cross out that's tight. he's a man what is funny to think about. the black anchors from Fox News and it's. like I don't want to take their agency.

away from them but I I was struck with. the vision of that lady like going off. she had like a crate when they're. reading the telepromter my head I'm. always like there's like a crazy I'd. want to I'd love to know what their. actual thoughts are and it's like you. think about kids getting clowned in The. Recess yard and then just [ __ ]. raining down upon all their bullies from. a Fox News anchor position yes like. another thing it actually turns out that. black children aren't being shot more. than white children by cops and it's. like we shouldn't have [ __ ] with this. lady we shouldn't have bullied her. remember when we called her a dork and. pushed her. like oh [ __ ].

ass dorky ass [ __ ] now here she is dude. literally destroying her. race just tone no that's a nasty thing. to say that's nasty I don't think it was. a nasty thought but it funny not. destroying how many but but but they're. not it's it's a joke but well that's. that's what the libs would say that's. what the LI would would say that that's. why I said Li would say I like to say. Libs things too now that's what Libs. would say but she she's what statistics. can't argue with that sorry Libs.

but yeah they uh I was laugh I also I. like that Fox News brings on black. people to just be. like they're saying it I know well dude. we listened to the Glenn show on the way. up by dude he's [ __ ] absolute man but. him and John McWater were talking about. Hershel Walker and saying it herel. Walker's out there saying it dude well. did you so John McWater wrote an article. in the I think he works he writes for. the New York Times he wrote an article. basically being like this her walker is. an absolute [ __ ] who's being just used.

as a puppet by the Republicans so Glenn. obviously pushed him because Glenn wants. all the answers he's like well you know. like what are you basing this off of. dude he was like well he has a whole. thing about how America has the good. clean air and how the air drifts over to. China and they have the polluted air and. there's not enough room for it so then. we get their air pushes back he's like. he's an idiot Glenn yeah doesn't it. turns out that that might be true a. little I don't know probably but he's. they're hating on Walker but it's. reminded me might be on to something I.

hav I got to watch him when it comes to. like if you really if you got to give. him the same credit you give Trump where. it's like I know what he means he's. saying it like a dumbass but he I I. think I know what he means yeah yeah. maybe Hershel's saying like we're. working we're shutting down our own. industry to try to help with [ __ ] the. environment and climate change meanwhile. China's just pumping out [ __ ] we're all. on the same Planet so what the [ __ ]. difference does it make true maybe. that's what he's I don't know dude.

that's what they're trying to that's. what Glenn was pushing but he's like it. can't be that simple he has to have he's. an avatar for something what's he. tapping into but then McWater hit him. with just an icy sword to the heart dude. mcer mcer was like yeah he is. championing the cause of uh black. fathers leaving their children and then. he was like but it turns out he has like. three children he kind of ignored of his. own and Glen just. went damn damn I mean he herel Walker. dude he didn't tell anybody about the. kids not anybody on own although. although what what what if he's drawn.

from his own experience and he's like. yeah man that was [ __ ] up that was a. [ __ ] up thing that like no one was. like yo dude what the [ __ ] are you doing. this is terrible so again I just pulled. the icy sword out of [ __ ] herel. Walker's heart dude that John mcer just. carelessly stabbed into there just watch. hersel Walker highlights nasty as [ __ ]. and just be like shut up you [ __ ]. journalist shut the [ __ ] up. dude God it was it was funny it was. funny listening to their uh going back. they're going back and forth on Clarence. Thomas yeah dude me and Glenn are.

disgusted by the way people have Trea. treating Clarence Thomas dude disgusted. it is [ __ ] a little it's crazy yeah. I mean dude I mean apart from is what. was the big word he used for judicial. beliefs who's. judicial I he used the word he was like. I mean I separate myself from his. judicial BM beliefs it a tight word I. tried to remember but I failed my PE. brain [ __ ] failed but yeah he was uh. he was saying it's disgusting the way. people treating him yeah it's it's one. of those things the left doesn't have a. problem like they'll body shame someone.

that's conservative they also have no. problem being racist against any black. conservative crazy they'll just be. outwardly racist yeah dude just white. dudes will be like yeah that [ __ ]. Uncle Tom that's what they talking about. Christ bro yeah dude saying he was in. the house they were talking exact how. what you had these white liberal dudes. paraphrasing or just like retweeting. like hns dude and I'm not talking about. home. network they were just like they were. like just retweeting. they were just retweeting and Glenn was.

like bro I thought you're not allowed to. use that word in in any context. whatsoever his coffee is going down nice. good the stomach might be gone you might. have you might have got it yes might be. back but guess what I hate to I hate to. I show helium Tom good time exactly. you're going to be you're going to be. sipping a beer like never before like I. will I no no I'll be I'll be taking it. East it'll be bird tips dude yeah back. to we got to take it east. the belly but then we got Australia.

coming up so. true I mean dude get on the weed train. take like two months dude lose your mind. D first of all I'm not going I'm not. going to I'm not going to not drink in. Australia just true I'm going to have. some Bruce but if it's an inflammation. thing the weed is an anti-inflammatory. agent really so you might here's what. you might have to do hit the edible and. then try to drink it off that way it's. you're the only way I can you're the. line of Yin and Yang I just did that. like a couple months ago the only way I. can out drink an edible is to for real.

get shitfaced I drank like three bottles. of wine to escape that you you have to. get the dude I'm telling you there's. levels of weed eating weed edibles I. think I got to like level I'm [ __ ] up. you got to get to the next level you can. get it's within you to get to the next. level I mean I could do it I could eat a. 100 and just die not die I just lay. there not die just fully dude I'm. telling you I hit and I I totally I've I. have like I'm a lightweight with weed. edibles they hit me and [ __ ] dude I got.

[ __ ] up on Sunday to the point where. oh yeah we were chatting yeah dude I. dude I I was sitting there I thought. nothing of it hit a Little Tink and I'm. like I'll be chill whatever I was. sitting there with Britney and I was. just like you know like you don't. realize it's hitting you yet dude I'm. sitting and then you have a thought one. thought and you're like oh [ __ ] I'm high. usually I can catch them and go [ __ ] I'm. high I'm sitting there with Britney and. I'm like dude like if you think about it. I'm like you can like if you have a. thought it that thought moves physical. matter in your body like they thoughts a.

non-physical thing triggers like. different neurotransmitters and. different no the you've got that a. little I think a thought is something. physical happening first and you. interpret it as a thought true actually. that is very true yeah there's the. thoughts are actually physical matter. themselves. yes but what about words what about. words on a page of course that's. physical what words on a page that's. literally physical Fu dude. so every single thought you have is not.

non so it's not non-physical. then a thought's non thought where you. want to be that's where people become. gay and they're like uh love is actual. chemical release in your brain and uh I. thought you calling me gay that's why I. had a that's why I had a big Clarence. Thomas Belly Laugh Clarence Thomas laugh. Clarence Thomas laughs from his belly. dude Southern don't talk about bellies. right. [Laughter]. nowe how dare. yeah dude the um so I was this is this.

is my line of thinking and I appreciate. your perspective um you're you actually. your perspective mirror is I think. chrisan mty you and chrisan mty on the. same EXA. page oh that's good to know me and. chrisan. mte. who so I'm sitting there I'm like you. know me and my I'm in a seat right I. might have not have been piloting a. vehicle I'm in a some type of seat and. we may have not have been moving maybe I. was at my home maybe I was flying in a.

car definitely not but so I'm sitting. there in two stationary seats I'm. sitting there with my wife I'm like I'm. like dude if you think about it thoughts. are non-physical and they actually set. off they like move the matter in your. brain yeah like just just the simple. moving the words to your brain but. you're saying that's a physical thing I. would imagine of even moving physical. words to your brain you're using some. form of minerals some Maybe. so like let's say were they floating in.

the water in your brain they probably. were floating in the water in your brain. true we're all water. brains they maybe an idea is triggered. by a. chemical like you're like oh I got to go. cut the lawn yeah there's something in. your brain like go do something yeah it. releases something something catches it. and is like go I got to go cut the. lawn you know that's that's ter idea. that's an equally terrifying thought. yeah we're just inct instinctually like. we need to improve we need to do.

something you know dude well like I got. to come up with a scheme to that's just. your brain being like go well you're. sitting there and all of a sudden your. brain's like loser and you're. like I got to do something what are you. guys what are you. doing mik. please some lady got fired from upen why. not oh I was showing him the lady that's. nothing to do with what we're talking. about a lady got fired from you pen and. you show. down that's on you to shut that down.

ever since you've been hitting the road. dude you there's a big glass wall here. and a red on air sign dude I'm sorry. posting cool pictures is he doing cool. pictures him and Conor's Instagram makes. me sick like Vistas they do any kind of. Vistas we're on the. road road. life but that was that was a thought. that told me I I tipped the scales dude. I was like I was sitting there sitt. stationary and seat and I was telling uh. I was like dude we can actually move.

matter I figured it out we can move. matter with thoughts and she was like. what the [ __ ] are you talking about and. I was like oh god oh. [ __ ] [ __ ] just truck headlights coming. right it it was Star Wars hyperspace. dude the Stars turned into straight. lines and I was just like [ __ ] me [ __ ]. [ __ ] dude it was but I got home you. can't do that I can't you can't be doing. that was your whole family in the car no. of course.

not Jesus so I had dud don't worry Phil. Phil used to do that con I told you when. we went to not Dame Phil would probably. get close to blacked out and then put. [ __ ] 10 eighth graders and seventh. graders in a huge van just drive around. ping trip that was the same thing it was. just not it was all the dads were. blacked out yeah and then like the kids. would fight each other it's crazy dads. have zero qualms about the UI dude about. driving Under the Influence like I'm.

going to drive they were allowed to do. it you be like just get an Uber just. it's not a big I'm not leaving my car. here Shane no that'd be weird for that I. mean for that guy it is kind of. effeminate to leave your car dude. imagine you're 70 not 70 60 whatever and. just some like [ __ ] Art School dude. with a nose ring comes and picks you up. in your driveway that's that's like a. [ __ ] like freak out for a 65y old D. yeah that makes sense like is this try. this is this guy going to try to [ __ ] me. like what the [ __ ] going on why else. would you get in someone's car exactly.

like you're getting driven somewhere. it's like it there there like is this. gay thing is so oppressive that when you. see old dudes getting an Uber for the. first time it's pretty fun though when. they discover what it is they're like. you just pick us. up and you do this all night then how. about that man it's so [ __ ] funny. they see Co the dads have to sit in the. back now it's gay time yeah true now. that's gay sit in the back sit in the. back while a dude drives you. around it is you got to sit up front it.

is funny to be chauffeur to the and give. directions true yeah being the back. chauff fur to the Elks just. [Music]. [ __ ] it's like a seven minute drive. po raz's out waiting for you we get out. so the driver comes around opens the. door is there a service where you can. hire like fake I think I've said this. before is there a service you can fake. or hire fake Paparazzi to like come up. and like Snap you you're like guys come. on. guys you like I'm a famous YouTuber they.

like call the CB call the paparazzi yeah. they'll be like hey we're going to be at. this restaurant yeah but you could hire. like seven photographers and go to the. mall and just have everyone be like and. then hire two other guys to go to like. one hot chick like that guy's a famous. YouTuber and they probably try do that. on YouTube a lot they proba prank yeah. it works people like my God yeah there. people sometimes it Sparks like a panic. of people like screaming and taking. pictures. uh maybe we truly are physical stupid.

instinctual creatures be I think we are. I think everything's instinctual he just. like that guy has all the bananas which. kind of which makes me sad because then. there is no such thing as free will if. everything's instinctual everything. happened exactly how it was always going. to happen just. about yeah we were always going to. instinctively respond to just about. every confrontation we've ever had the. same way yeah but but you can train the. will you can train you absolutely can. train the will Instinct too to train. will so therefore you were always going. to do that but it is a choice to train.

or not train the will yeah but like I. was saying earlier the something. triggers you in there to be like all. right I got to stop doing this yeah. divine inspiration hopefully I think so. I mean that's one thing that I mean look. there's no difference between science. and religion true you know that could be. the Holy Spirit you're playing Devil's. we are mcorder and Lowry. dude speaking of that I watched that. [ __ ] da Vinci code [ __ ] on the. plane you couldn't be more wrong dude.

wait D Vinci Code you talking wait you. know Angels demons it's the same it's. the sequel that [ __ ] sucked dick so bad. I was so mad the whole time by the way I. get like I remember when I was a kid and. D Vinci Code came out and they like the. Catholic school was like don't go see. that don't watch that [ __ ] that's. [ __ ] yeah they were right dude it is. [ __ ] I looked up all the so the. whole time Tom Hanks just says facts for. no reason yeah yeah like and this girl. talking angels and demons Angels and. Demons same thing though.

true it's the same guy he still got that. long like parted down the middle hair. that looks [ __ ] horrific Tom we need. you to look more gay than you actually. do the movie opens with Tom Hanks. swimming at whatever University he works. at and was he shredded in it or was he. working he was actually shredded as [ __ ]. knew Hanks looked good then this a guy. that works for the pope or one of the. Vatican is walking in you know it's one. of those classic scenes the guy swimming. somebody walks in with like a briefcase. in a [ __ ] suit and is like Mis.

something we need to talk to you but Tom. Hanks like puts his arms up on the side. of the pool and he's like I've been. submitting things to you guys I was. wondering when you would show up and. he's like how do you know who I am and. he's like Vatican and he's like how do. you know this he's like the symbol on. your briefcase it's the keys that's the. papal symbol it's the same as [ __ ] D. Cod he literally goes it's the papal. symbol he's saying it to a [ __ ] guy. that works at the Vatican dude I know.

what the symbol is why would you ever. include that in the [ __ ] dialogue. other than for retards watching it to be. like whoa how do you know that how do. you know the papal symbol the keys it's. like yeah dude everybody knows that yeah. yeah throughout the whole movie he's. like but Da Vinci he he didn't Design. This the sine Chapel was actually. designed it it's over here oh I'm so. stupid I should have known this and then. he but then he keeps talking about the. whole thing's based around so he does. say actual facts throughout yeah and.

then the mixed in are just totally. madeup facts really yeah at one point. he's like the Illuminati it's an Ancient. Order of scientists that are coming back. because of Lega you remember the perga. and the Catholics are like oh we Tred to. forget the. perga the perga the perga of 1688 which. is where the Catholic Church went around. branding and torturing scientists never. happened never happened [ __ ] [ __ ]. whatever the author's name is brown yeah.

yeah he made it up I like to purge him. dude [ __ ] that guy how dare you be smch. a religion like this wait but they did. giod Bruno got like killed any the guy. who came out and said the universe is. infinite they [ __ ] killed his I. looked in all that it turns out I don't. think the Catholic church ever executed. a scientist for fact no it was just for. going against the religious like even. Galileo like the heresy of the. heliocentrism yeah that's not really. didn't beat his ass uh they were like I.

think for like eight years they would. not publish his book or something all. right fair enough and then they were. like all right yeah that seems legit and. published it yeah they didn't the. Catholic church was I think at the. Forefront of most science modern science. yeah probably makes sense the the gay. Libs the left dude the marxists yeah try. to tell us religion and science can't. coexist it's dude I hate we want. religion is science dude science is. religion heard break down of the DNA. that's god dude heard that's a code from.

Heaven heard that telling us keep. pushing dude there's a book uh there's a. book called The I think called The. Cosmic serpent Cosmic serpent by Jeremy. narby they talk all about this dude JY. it's pretty tight dude it's ni I don't. have to read any of this [ __ ] I just. know it yeah you do literally that guy. you just gave the guy's whole thesis. about how like the they see these they. would take aasa and see these visions of. like intertwined helixes and they're. like yeah it's DNA bro yeah what it is. that's your DNA talking to you bro this.

is what life really is just floating. helixes flying around constructing. realities pretty tight so yeah you're. very you're very you and Jeremy nby on. the same page you and. Jeremy Chris Christian. mty Enlightenment is purely physical. dude he's this guy claims that he. stopped thinking allog together he's. like I just never I just stopped. answering questions in my own brain yeah. and since thinking is a purely physical. process the whole structure just breaks. down and all your your all your thoughts.

just implode and you just become like a. newborn baby but an adult body and. you're just walking around just like. dudes are interviewing him and they're. like well how do you like how do you. like talk about he's like I just. literally report on what I'm seeing. that's all I do he had a girlfriend who. he remembers every time she walks in. he's just like there she is he goes I. forget her as soon as she leaves the. room pretty tight I'm on that pretty. tight dude you might be enlightened. every once in a while I'll be yeah never. mind it's a natural. state every once in a while I'll be like.

yeah I forgot about that. person that happens yeah that happens. yeah but then it'll be like someone. significant and I have this weird. feeling of like oh yeah it'd be like a. significant other yeah that'll happen. you might you might be in the natural. you're in the Natural State don't let. anyone shame you out of it that's the. Natural State I will not you're just. kind of like you're just doing your. thing and you're in the Natural State. like oh yes this person you're just. you're living moment to moment thank you. that's great I ran into Steve from Love. on the.

Spectrum by the way let me tell you. something he's not faking oh dude I. didn't say he faked no I know but there. some people were out there anytime. people watch Love on the Spectrum. they're like I think that guy might be. faking let me tell you something not. he's not he's not I ran into him he was. sitting outside of a coffee shop I was. walking in gay San Francisco yeah in my. head I was like great another [ __ ]. gay. dude I said that like. butterly gay dude out here uh it was. Steve I asked for a photo yeah that's.

awesome and I got and he was like all. right did he yeah that's exactly how he. talks dude me and him said goodbye to. each other like six different times. that's awesome turns out I might be a. little I might SP I'm spectum up too. that's what he did start chatting back. and forth and I couldn't get away from. saying goodbye that's on his date he did. that yeah he he you know he basically. this lady wanted a second date and he. goes hm I'll have to get back to you on. that yes goodbye farewell okay goodbye. dude it was dude's a master he was like. have a nice day I was like you have a.

nice day Steve and he was like have a. nice weekend it's the weekend now I was. like God damn you're the best ever dude. that guy rules he was he was exactly who. he was in the show he's a sweetheart an. utter sweetheart dude somebody I hope. somebody has sucked him they better. somebody everybody loves that guy well. he's he's pretty papered too the dude. lives I saw his apartment in the thing. yeah he's like an apartment living. assistant yeah he's like he's papered. papered up I wonder if he gives a I.

don't know I don't want to put any I. don't want to assume how he feels about. anything but maybe he doesn't give a. [ __ ] about getting head oh yeah he does. you think yeah from what I watched of it. seems he seemed pretty sad they talk. about loneliness like like as if they. feel it pretty acutely yeah they're just. like yeah just I think about that but. isn't that something that comes with. autism where you lack personal. connection and kind of don't care no I. think I think you have to be like it's. all I think it's like in degrees so.

maybe less but I think they do Spectrum. yeah so there's you could be like way up. on there where you're just just pure. archangels and demons dude we just. [ __ ] like how did I not put this. together. already I'm so stupid the Temple of. Light it points this way wow you. probably can get to like angel or demon. level where you're just pure angel or. pure Dean but I think most times they're. just kind of like just deeply frustrated. by being like I cannot connect with. humans and this I'm because you get.

lonely on like an animal level it says. that people with Autism experience. loneliness even more so than people that. do not have autism who wrote that. autism.org do.uk yeah yeah they might. just be British yeah they're British. they have no idea what they're talking. about they think they're they're autists. over there aren't autist they's British. what are they doing how can they you. can't quantify that that's ridiculous. yeah well they have they're actually. more lonely than us it's like shut the. what the [ __ ] are you talking about. that's a fair point yeah well that's all.

based on these stupid all them sitting. there and being like I am lonely yes. they they do feel very sad like on a. scale of one to five how bad is your. anxiety they're like four and a half. like it turns out yours is four like. they use those those scales they're kind. of stupid so but but shove that up their. ass I would say they've probably. experienced a lonelier life of like. literally you know like your parents are. obviously kind of nice to you but like. every single peer you ever met is just. kind of like hey bud what's going on.

yeah you're like yeah I mean I'm I'm I'm. not said in my ways thinking people with. Autism are faking being alone no I don't. think you I've heard a lot I've heard a. lot of that talk of people being like. that girl on that show is faking like no. they're autic yeah they're pretty. autistic that's the thing if you're. watching Love on the Spectrum you're. like that girl's faking it you just want. to [ __ ] that girl true and you don't. want to [ __ ] somebody with mental. disability you're you're coping yeah. yeah dude I I uh everyone on that show I. watched the American season dude.

American season was so good James is the. boy D oh true you turn me on to J I was. no I'm a sabat guy sabat made so happy. rules sabat and his girl made me cry. thing sobbed yeah he had a happy ending. James justwait in his tower for his. damel dude he will he will get her his. the way he shows out he kind of had a. baby at the ren Fest didn't he did I get. that correct but she asked you wanted to. be friends with him [ __ ] hit him with. let's just be friends dude and you see. him physically process the information.

it's just like Jesus Christ [ __ ] sucks. [ __ ] time yeah I take back the. loneliness thing saat saat sang A Mary. poppin song out of the power of. love for real there's a god dude yeah. you want to talk about seeing Christ. seeing God that's how it works oh yeah. like we can talk chemicals induc love. all that that dude The Power of Love. overcame a [ __ ] mental disability. this guy was able to sing beautiful. music with a girl with Down Syndrome.

flying a kite it's fantastic truly. purely through the power of love which. is the holy spirit it was dude. absolutely and there was the other guy. who was with there was the other guy. with the lady who like went and they. would just look at tigers all the time I. saw that and they would chill together. that Squad that was such a good couple. bro when she he gave her gummy he gave. her gummy worms being like all right. cool we're going to split these up and. he's like um I'd sure like to have some. of those and she was she was like no she. was like these are mine my gifts from. you and she wouldn't get she wouldn't. share the gummies with him and he had to.

sit there on the beach at a Sunset and. be like he counted some Pelicans though. he saw some birds true that was one of. my favorite L he was like one two three. four five Pelicans she's like it's a. good thing we're humans we're not we're. not. Birds was like. nice dude when they when she was like. when he was like do you want to be my. girlfriend do you want to be my. boyfriend they kissed come back inside. tell the mom then they the mom's like oh. cool whatever like she kept it in and. then when she did the self interview and. started like oh started crying I'm going.

to cry right now dude yeah dude it was. it was it was great also dude when I. watch Love on the Spectrum Britney's. always like you shouldn't you're just. making fun I'm like I'm not making fun. of this I'm watching this and I'm like. I'm watching their interactions dating. and I'm like what they call neurotypical. I'm like it's you just have extra. plugins you're you are autistic but you. got the Java updates you can go on you. can like go on a date and like just spin. a more like intricate thing but in. reality I'm watching them on a date I'm. like that's the exact proc the exact.

same process going on of being like. streamlined. so [ __ ] I don't have anything else oh my. God I'm ruining it I love you I love you. so much out of stuff to say I'll just. start going like uh so what did you go. to school for I have that one extra. trick up my like you do what do you do. for a living exactly oh that's I can. it's never interesting no I can go on. more pths and I just want to talk about. what I'm interested in the whole time if. they're like yeah I don't like that I'm. like. you don't want to hear about ug. Christian.

merty um can I go to the bathroom I have. to go to the bathroom. now oh baby dude I watched uh speaking. of Catholicism I was fired up dude I. watched I watched the Movie silence you. ever see that no it's you got to be in. the mood for some Catholicism to really. enjoy it's about oh I think you told me. about about the priests going over to. Japan yes yeah back in the day to try to. missionaries yeah Jesuit priest. missionary style Matt Matt they're.

priests true my. bad you would like it dude it's like. dude you show me a little bit of it. biblical [ __ ] story dude there's a. drunk Japanese dude that keeps failing. keeps let down like keep they have to. forgive him for God forgetting his. Bushido he's talking to God he talks to. Jes towards the end Jesus starts. chatting back a little really whoa whoa. what whoa oh I got to dude my backlog of. TV stuff to watch is just it's a long. one and it'll put you to sleep if you. want your [ __ ] if you want the women.

in your house to sh quiet that' be nice. to silence why they named it. silence it literally is that's I've. updated triler it's way more than. Revenant really it's way more than there. There Will Be Blood yeah silence is. silence is the number one put your girl. to sleep dude yeah that's a I'm going to. bed. yeah I'm mad at you. dude they get hungry and get mad at you. it's [ __ ] up and tired hunger and.

being tired is your fault dude and then. they can't eat they like I couldn't eat. it's like yeah you [ __ ] could yeah. you like with Uber Eats now it's like. dude it's a click of a button yeah you. had every opportunity I'm they like. starve themselves into just like a pure. rage and it's like that's both of these. are completely oh it's insane yeah it's. like both your anger and your starvation. are purely unnecessary we have the means. technologically financially we have. physical food in the house yeah what's. what the [ __ ] going on and then they.

Munch dude then they'll sit down and. [ __ ] house [ __ ] it's crazy dude and. be like I'm shouldn't have eaten that. much I hate. myself it's like well that's cuz you ate. you don't eat we'll go out to dinner you. eat one bite yeah and then you're like. I'm trying not to. eat like Well why'd you make me take you. out to dinner well then then they'll go. home and I eat the other meal yep I'm. like we're not going to leave this of. course not I'm going to munch two meals. every time we go out they'll go home and. eat like ice cream with impunity dude.

they'll go home and just MCH a [ __ ]. gown of ice cream and it's just like. you're going to die you're GNA die we. all are true true but silence if you. want a good Catholic if you're if you're. interested if you want a quiet wife and. you want to get in touch with your. spirituality I know you were reading. about Paul yeah it'll fire you up I have. so much to talk about Paul let me hear. about Paul dude so this dude pure. Catholicism this episode that's all. there is man ever since my scare with. death this week yesterday pure.

Catholicism I'm back to the power yeah. you must be dude the truth it's the. universal truth dude Paul so at the time. Corinthians I didn't I didn't know. Corinth was in Greece so he was the the. lead temp temple in Corinth was the. Temple of Aphrodite which was you go. have ritual sex with prostitutes so. you'd bring an animal you're going to. eat some [ __ ] in there oh my God you're. going to eat like yeah and you know bit. of an EP bit of an Epstein's Island yeah. because these women with what they. talked about too A lot of the um holy. [ __ ] got a big one for you coming up I.

got a big one a lot of the temple. maidens they would be a hot commodity to. be married off so like if you were. trying to get your son a wife you'd be. like Oh I'm going to get him one of. those retired child prostitutes cuz. she's skilled in bed and you know it's. like she's hot as [ __ ] you know for the. time for the time it's nice when dudes. view it like that when it's like oh. she's skilled in bed yeah me it's like e. you know there's two ways you can view. it I know some guys that view it like. skilled in bed nice dude you would walk.

so You' walk like a bull to this thing. you want to get the best meat you could. sacrif it was a fellowship sacrifice. yeah so you'd bring a bull and then you. sacrifice it and they would cook the. meat and give you a little bit and then. at the top of the temple out of the back. whatever they would sell all the best. meat in the marketplace so that's how. the the Temple of Aphrodite would just. be powerful Rich As [ __ ] because it's. like ritual sex they're selling all the. best meat that they're just getting for. free so then like you would walk there. have sex and then like there'd be dudes. just like like walking by like a hot dog.

stand just like bam let me get like a. rack of ribs and it was the best meat. but when Paul came through the problem. was that was all the if you wanted to go. Munch that was the best meat coming out. of the Temple of AF first of all you had. to go to church you could either go [ __ ]. prostitutes you could either go just no. qualms go to Epstein's Island like. everyone being like yeah dude that's. what we do as a society or you had to go. nah that stuff's [ __ ] lame I'm going. to go chill with early church church of. Corinth with St Paul so it was tough. wrangling those boys dude you're up.

against how could you get away yeah but. you're up against it was in it's. unfathomable dud to be like but the. thing is is like how did you talk these. dudes out of that to be like what going. [ __ ] and meat Temple yeah. dude let me tell you something I'm at. the [ __ ] and meet to I mean they must. have been but to think about it it must. have been pretty unfulfilling on some. level for these dudes to be like yeah. dude this shit's [ __ ] this stinks I've. been at the pum meat Temple what you. would think think I mean imagine imagine. if Buffalo Wild Wings makes one exactly.

if Hooters makes one small tweak yeah. where the girls actually [ __ ] if you. bring the wings you can eat the. waitress's [ __ ] that's basically what. happened but then you get to eat. someone's [ __ ] and you One Wing and you. get to eat py Fellowship sacrifice eat. the [ __ ] and like here's one wing of. the 12 of the dozen wings that you. bought and you can purchase some wings. after buy go around back and buy the. wings exactly so you get to [ __ ] the. Hooters waitress you bring a tray of. food and then you go buy somebody else. who made something better probably yes. exactly that's what they were up against.

dude that's what they're up against we. fire this idea up again or you could. [ __ ] go get just chewed out by Paul. through an epistle you could show up and. be like I'm with my [ __ ] stepmom this. is cool and he' like no dumbass you. can't do that but they asked they sent. letter dude all the letters were them. being like can we eat the meat from the. [ __ ] Temple and he was like yeah dude. just don't worry about. that like that shit's not even real. literally goes aphrodes [ __ ] dude. this not even real go eat the meat don't. be a dumbass stuff's delicious oh nice. yeah it's pretty tight Paul does rule he.

does dude he absolutely but it was dude. I didn't realize that's what they're up. against dude I was looking at some. saints were you really I looked at my. Nam sake St Sebastian what's he up to it. was pretty funny he got you've seen the. painting of him tied against a tree shot. arrows he survived that went back to the. guys who shot him was like that was bad. you shouldn't be doing that to people. and they beat him to death with clubs. then he got clubbed to death dude it's c. i mean dude nobody I I would say pretty.

much nobody was nice back then being. nice was a new invention that they had. to come out with like no guys just be. nice it's so cool so sick about Jes so. cool [ __ ] you guys Jesus does rule for. that it was just guys being like I need. more satchels of gold coins and I'm. going to kill dudes and [ __ ] child. prostitutes and that's all we have and. dude's like no you can just [ __ ] be. nice be nice to people and they're like. shut up [ __ ]. yeah that's [ __ ] us up killing a guy. with arrows then him living just to come.

back to your [ __ ] court and be like. no don't do that anymore they're like. shut up dude they clubbed him well. that's then that's what Paul warned. against he's like guys it's chill now. we're all boys but as this organization. grows the snakes will enter dude snakes. will enter and the [ __ ] yeast will. enter the bread and it'll rise it's like. this mhm exactly here come some snakes. exactly dude he said that's and that's. he's like this organization will become. laiden with snakes and it must be. sponged regularly no you are not a snake.

I'm loyal to you guys I don't know why. you joke about that it hurts my feelings. that's what a snake would say true all I. heard was emotional. manip emotional man oh [ __ ] we have to. do the uh ad R yeah yeah what time are. we how far I got to find something how. far are we in. here find could be a big reveal but. we'll see go find it go find it yeah I. forgot you had a you're sitting on a. [ __ ] bomb dude all right um let me go. here com some ad reads guys let me f let.

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