Ep 403 - Reverse Soccer Karate (feat. Nick Mullen & Adam Friedland)

wow wow Wes I've never I she does all. this beut if she was not it really is. beut if she was not here it would be a. very bad couch and that TV that exact TV. yeah and the Xbox true what's the what. was the choice with having this wire. exposed but then the rest oh you're. going to blow his you're pissing him off. that that wire so we got that [ __ ]. done and then I bought the Xbox later h.

oh okay and then I just plugged it in. cuz I don't she tries to unplug it. sometimes to make it look nice you know. it's not too who are you what's that you. know it's not even that's like off like. a degree and a half I couldn't care he's. going to be thinking about that the rest. of the. episode guarantee I hired a guy for like. $40 to come [ __ ] hang that off the. internet un task rabbit yeah yeah you. can just order my get emails make them. do stuff I still get emails for those. like in my.

from like 5 years seven years ago I they. deleted my profile almost immediately on. T I don't know I have no idea you must. have caught some complaints yeah I was. like banned immediately coming into. people. houses I'll get emails for like TV. professional H hanging quotes because. that was like the thing I put on I'm. like yeah I could I could do that I. guess because task rappit you just sign. up and they're like what can you do. you're like I guess I'll put toilet and. TV hanging and then don't check so you. can uh uh you can just say you can do.

anything well you can't really have. credentials for that I guess I can tutor. math and I can unclog a. toilet that's how we have to St you got. some Chinese folks with bad. diets I'm on my way over what did you do. any tasks or you just like I said they. ban yeah they banned me almost like. right away like I don't know I have you. get to do one task uh no yeah but I. still get the emails from from it might. not even be Tas RAB it might be like. some other thing cuz it was like when I. was scrambling for I have an Amazon Flex.

application I get like things every now. and again for what's Amazon Flex like. deliver Amazon packages you going to. deliver packages yeah I was going dude. you remember when I did Uber for yes I. did four rides over the course of like. two years you never Uber dude never did. it I'd be like all right I need to get. money this week yeah video. games I'll be like I'm GNA wait till. night do like I'll be like I'm more of a. nighttime driver I'm going to wait till. traffic's done which which is the only. time you should be ubering is when. there's [ __ ] traffic it is wait till.

like it's and then we go to open mic and. then i' imagine I can't imagine being an. Uber driver here just sitting in traffic. all [ __ ] day long they're going to a. place that has you have no interest in. yeah you're not getting out of the car. at the end of the ride especially in. Philly it was just picking up Asians. yeah it was just cuz we were right by. the art again so it was. just they're like yeah I just crashed my. car it was just uh I need I just crashed. thank God you're here I just crashed my. [ __ ] car again.

yeah they and then or t it was just. Taurus cuz it was the art museum Asian. Taurus yeah I want see the bear they. want to see the rty bear so what. happened to his bear somebody crashed a. car into it the barell F car accident. lucky steps yeah they do swim to the. rocky stuff though they love Rocky Rock. that's a big of course mhm Rocky's a hit. for yeah cuz well that's that's like. karate to them right that's their thing. is karate and boxing like no feet karate.

no feet karate yes the soccer of karate. reverse soccer karate that's what they. call it in. China they actually chant that in front. of the statue every day that sketch we. wrote like what is like. reverse y picked up some crouts one time. and they were they were like the city's. disgusting and I was just like how dare. I was so close how dare they did they. say it like that ger Germans are usually. polite termans are like nice yeah.

nobody's nice to a fat white Uber driver. really no one cares. yeah so mean to me who was those Korean. boys yeah they're tough they. weread boys they were speaking in Korean. broke for one second to be like this. [ __ ] guy yeah like it was one of. those like colloquial or I guess is that. the right word I what kind of C where. they were like were they like kind no. they were like University International. Virginia Tech shooter vibes yeah but.

they packed it dude I was driving this. small ass Corolla [ __ ] five of them. got him and the one that talks [ __ ] was. like in the middle like leaning forward. so he was like right here yeah what was. he saying he was speaking [ __ ] you. know [ __ ] and then one of one of the. saying like oh [ __ ] him you know [ __ ]. him dude I work for a Korean guy they're. very much like if they're the owner of a. business they're a king yeah like he. would he would come into his office and. knock stuff on the floor on purpose and. like his Koreans would come in and like.

pick it up for him he would do it as. like a loyalty exercise you said it. before that the Koreans are the Jews of. the Asians I don't remember saying that. they're kind of they're kind of you said. that they're every they're everything. like every pick any race and apply it to. Koreans I I kind of feel that cuz it's. like a comeback story too cuz they got. Holocaust did and they came up. heavy like after like the [ __ ] they. got like Holocaust at and Dresden they.

got like both of them they got it double. and they came back and then they they. came here and opened liquor stores and. had their daughters get [ __ ] by. rooftop K have you seen that that's the. thing like the rightwing guys I've. met can you speak any Korean I know. on means move get out of the way I had. to meet a lot of Korean parents was that. well what is going on you speak Korean. Korean breaking out Korean what do you. mean oh you know Korean you guys both.

know you know you. know I almost I almost converted you. converted to Korean I almost converted. for a couple of women yeah I learn I was. learning karate I was doing everything. you did it I was doing my B mits for my. care you get your you get your for skin. back from your parents to have it. surgically attached to your. eyelids just cut it in half you know. Koreans love fried chicken too oh yeah. they love fried chicken fry up a little.

piece of chicken they do they love it. they do uh have you been to that place. Bon Chan no no fire I haven't been there. real good but yeah they they Crush like. C Popeye is fried chicken good cuz. Japanese Fried Chicken is dog [ __ ] no. it's not dude. sucks sucks ass no you see it on the. menu at a Japanese restaurant and like. because people give it a pass cuz it's. Japanese Fried Chicken but in the world. of fried chicken that is the most dog. [ __ ] [ __ ] Fried Chicken you get what. do they do what do they do it's just. doesn't the seasoning wrong yeah they.

just bread it and fried it's the kind of. [ __ ] you can make at home it's not good. I mean all Fried Chicken you make at. home what nothing of course but I mean. it's like if you were like I'm going to. make fried chicken you and you were a. [ __ ] you'd come up with Japanese Fried. Chicken it's not it's not [ __ ]. popey's you know I mean that's the best. fried chicken this week I have it once. haven't had it in so long I was Popeye. kind of looks Korean dude the cartoon. guy.

if he told me he was Korean I'd believe. it Adam did you actually do any karate. no no I've never I've never used my body. for combat have you ever had a sport. have you played a sport baseball you. were baseball yeah but you love baseball. dud I had quit I had to quit freshman. ball cuz uh that's when they start. taking you to the weight room and my. body hadn't hadn't changed yet I had. delayed puberty so I wasn't putting up. numbers in the gym with boys they mean.

to you about it or I just I couldn't I. couldn't float and then I got into. debate you got into debate yeah I regret. I never joined the debate Club what. that's awesome that's we best friends. dude we would have been boys we would. have been best friends did you ever go. up against any of the the like the black. debate team no have you ever seen those. videos those videos are amazing okay cuz. you you say it's fit to be this way why. can't it be the other way why can't it. be the other way if it's F to be one way. this [ __ ] says it's just arguing. well they they also drop they drop in.

too what team is this well they do they. do there's a one format which I didn't. do was policy debate and like they do. Death Jam you have like 10 minutes you. have 10 minutes to get out as much. evidence as possible so they're like. they learn speed reading do you have to. prove the Holocaust um I think it's. settled I think it's settled I think. it's settled Shane I think it's settled. I would love to see that the Jewish. debate team versus the black debate team. as to whether or not the Holocaust. listen we gave you record contracts if.

it happened where the boats where the. Jewish slave ships where the boats. listen you sold no boats couldn't happen. how' they get the Jews in there's. starting to be some black Israelites. going in on slavery never happened the. North Atlantic the North Atlantic slave. trade never happened because they were. they were in North America Americans. I've heard I've heard that the black PE. black black people were the Native. Americans such a sick C dude just be. like nuh you know they're about SL. they're crunch. happen they're crunching in those back.

offices of the black Israelite places. cuz they got like you know everybody's. racist everybody's a psycho race uhhuh. you know essentialist now so what do you. do if you're a black Israelite yeah even. the basic [ __ ] they were saying 10 years. ago yeah Beethoven was black yeah it's. like now that's that's they're saying. that on. blackish that movie right exactly black. bethoven yeah so you got to go slavery. didn't happen yeah um yeah it is tough.

they got to find something that somebody. would be like whoa yeah what the [ __ ]. cuz now they're out on the street just. saying exactly that you know what the ne. next one is is Italians or black. Italians are black yeah do you think. they'll claim them yeah I mean in my. book it's that's been settled for a. while that would be sick if they claimed. Columbus uhhuh and then was like. Columbus. ruled and then we got Columbus Day back. you know Columbus was a Nubian. Kang that's it was came here.

the black Israelites in uh DC that used. to chill outside the Gallery Place uh. movie theater they I remember one time I. was like I think I I just saw Jango and. uh I walked out you to talk to them. about it and I was like have you seen. this movie it's phenomenal no yeah you. would love it um Sarah you would love it. you're going to like the end Jud to Jew. J to Jew between us yeah but I just. think they're they're taking the. Israelite part more seriously um no but. like they were like they they had a.

megaphone you know the megaphone guys. they're like they they're like yeah they. got gay animals now the animals all gay. and then this white woman's like you. can't say that he's like suck my dick. [ __ ] he like literally got in her face. it was so funny she started crying good. it is just Moss to a flame for white. women they just okay I do need to say. something now and then they just get. [ __ ] destroy yeah I love cuz they. always try to start with emotion that's.

like I care about you your pain I can. feel it but you need to be quiet on my. terms they always start there and then. and then it gets to the ARG also have. generational call police yeah I'm going. to call the police sometimes slap call. the state I've seen one where a lady got. slapped I think she hit first and. without hesitation dude no hesitation. how could she slap. [ __ ] there was homeless there was a. homeless guy recently like shirtless. dude calling him s a [ __ ] out loud.

outside my house I've been a [ __ ] my. whole life just screaming it and this. lady came by and was like sir there are. children around here please stop that oh. my God like dude let him [ __ ] be what. it was just my kid I'm like my kid's. fine with him saying that yeah I say it. all day every time I drop something. don't worry about it lady how am I going. to explain this homeless [ __ ] to my. children he was having a good time and I. was like dude let him be and she was. like I got it it's like dude just that's. F dude we have a serious war going on.

near my house there's a group of old. dudes that chill outside it's like right. next to my house Squad it's my squad all. day long they're they got their eye on. uh package piracy so they're just on the. lookout [ __ ] we shot down a lady on a. mountain bike she been hitting pretty. hard it's pretty sick in black. neighborhoods instead of rings like they. just have a dude out there well also the. ring does nothing yeah all it does is. film someone see somebody steal your. [ __ ] it's like okay what do you do with. that information dude but there there. now there's an influx like like.

legitimate mental patients like younger. dudes that are like that must have got. out of an institution are they in the. hospital gown still no no but they come. out and they're just it's just dude's. just sitting there and then like one. will just the other day like open my. door and some dude was hitting a trash. can and be like [ __ ] kill yourself. kill yourself is beating the [ __ ] out of. a trash can the old dudes had a band. together like you're not allowed in our. Park anymore [ __ ] right they're. expending out wow against like three. homeless incredible against like there's. three homeless patients and there's a. lady on a mountain bike who steals GR.

groceries you got to get you got to get. like a uniform for you and the old old. dudes I might like Guardian Angels like. red. beret they'd be pumped if you got him. the throwback like jackets and Berets so. like an MC Club yeah you got to be like. if we got beef we got to we got to break. it down with break dancing that's how we. used to do it back in the day you know. what's that who's that who's that guy. that ran for mayor as a republican. Curtis uh. I didn't vote in that last election but.

if I did I would have voted for him what. would he do he like he was the the. guardian angel started the guardian yeah. that white dude what yeah he's a Puerto. Rican or something but oh is he yeah he. was he would he wore the Beret I would. have never known shape shifters too I'm. usually pretty good well there's no way. you're going to win it's like you're not. going to cuz you knew like no one's. going to have a mayor that's wearing a. Beret yeah you know and he refused to. take it off while campaigning so it's. like okay so you're banking on people. being like I want the Beret guy which.

was never going to happen he was a. republican with the Beret yeah yeah he. was a republican yeah yeah he was a. guardian I mean it was like a tough. Beret yeah yeah no it was like Special. Forces tough oh he was like he like I. wear this to beat up dudes on the subway. yeah well he's from like a type of New. York that's been gone forever you know I. mean that like think he was wasn't he. good in the 70s wasn't it like actually. those guys were good until death wish 2. came out and then then the they became. fascist to want to do VIs Jan.

crime nice so he wanted to like go beat. people up on the. subway also I think those guys those. guys got like wrecked all the time they. be on the train they're like leave that. girl alone then they just get stabbed. get [ __ ] up they were like nerds. basically they're like let's start let's. start the the hall monitor you the we're. going to get paray to scare them off the. front you ever see videos of them no. they'll show up places and just get the. [ __ ] me out those like RI Shields and.

they're like they think they're Spartans. so they're like hold the line dude just. black dudes are just wailing on them. it's pretty great yeah we missed the. boat of counter protesting or we could. have like clashed I never clashed in the. streets it would be fun to clash to. clash yeah like one more just I want one. last class we should just start a middle. so when antifa when antifa and [ __ ]. prow booys or whatever link up we don't. we don't vote true and just go in that's. not a bad idea like both you guys are. gay yeah I wouldn't mind if this if we.

kind that's counter counter protesting. yeah just shut it all down yeah true and. bring weapons if we need them just to. keep the peace bring Firearms just in. case just bring Firearms what's the law. on rifles in this city can we get all is. there you can't have guns you. can't yeah although didn't the Supreme. Court just change it yeah shouts out sh. dude the Supreme. Court I think you can have a rifle okay. in the rest of the state walk the. streets with that yeah in the rest of. the state you don't need any kind of. like permit or anything City can I bear. arms at all I think you can now yeah.

it's some weird thing where there's not. there's technically not like anything. against open carry but they even have a. gun you got to like you got to pay like. 10,000 you got to be rich basically you. you have to write a letter you can only. be going to a firing range or from the. firing range home got that's the only. people that had guns in New York City. were Robert Theo Donald Trump and. Anthony Kum those are the only three. people with like a concealed. carry do you remember that when when. when Aunt like uh he got into it with.

that black lady yeah you remember how he. got cancelled he was like clearly just. filming some black lady yeah and then. she was probably I don't want to never. mind what go ahead no no it's funny to. imagine him following her and being like. look at her yeah yeah. yeah I'm not sure that's what happened. yeah I don't know he was CU he was like. I was taking a picture of the. scaffolding um but but then pen Gillette. pen Gillette posted on Twitter like. afterwards he's like you should be.

thanking Anthony kumia right now and. then posted a picture of Anthony cumia's. concealed carry permit as if we all like. owe him an apology for not murdering. that black lady in Cold Blood what was. what was their altercation about he was. he was clearly like just filming some. black lady being like look at this. baboon or whatever the [ __ ] he was doing. and then she saw him recording her and. then she's like [ __ ] you you know and. like started hitting him up you know. like and he was recording the thing and. then he posted it on Twitter T and was. like these people are all [ __ ] Savage.

animals and that's why he got in trouble. and then Sirius was like yeah you got to. go yikes. yeah that'll do it yeah yeah that's. pretty crazy uhuh that's just nuts. unless he was just taking a picture of. the scaffolding right whom SM stuff he. got attacked that was the story and then. took to Twitter an an's problem is he. doesn't know when to stop doing radio. you know like you can't walk around the. streets doing fun bits like let me. record this black and then call man on. the street without camera and then and.

then call her a Savage cuz you can't. claim that it's you know just irony or. whatever attack Right Time Square. yeah a bit no but the cover story I was. taking cuz he if I recall correctly he. was like yeah this scaffolding wasn't. here and now it's here and it's like oh. what a what a shocking thing to see is. Scaffolding in Midtown Manhattan that. would be funny if the real story was him. looking at scaffolding and be like ma'am. and she like shut the [ __ ] up and he's. like what. yeah yeah ma'am as your that could have.

happened dude yeah there is that side. ma'am good day ma'am he could have also. been shitfaced and he's like what the. [ __ ] is this building this [ __ ]. [ __ ] yeah there's that he might have. been photographing scaffolding you could. be drunk enough to take a picture of. caned in like 2001 didn't he oh he got. canceled a ton of times oh really yeah. but they kept going and then finally. they got him they go pretty hard in the. paint too he he did get he went pretty. hard they get canel when Dr Dre's The.

Chronic 2001 came out you had to be. going so you could say [ __ ] back well. the way it used to work is like you. could do you could do you could get away. with a lot you could do you could do. racism or homophobia or whatever but as. long as it seemed ironic and then then. it progresses where it's like okay he's. serious but at least it's still funny. yeah and then once it gets to the point. of like look at. this look at this lady animal black lady. I mean that's the thing even in the. world of racism like just remarking on. some black lady in New York City is as.

absurd and unnecessary as remarking on. the scaffolding itself so like even in. the world racism yeah you're like what. the [ __ ] W who cares you're just trying. to racist yeah right just really. reaching at as straws there yeah yeah. it's like damn you're not going to see. another lady like that until you go. around the corner yeah on the next block. go into the next Dunkin Donuts and wait. until somebody orders a blue coffee and. then you see that same lady it must have.

sucked if he thought like that was the. one though to be like dude this is going. to crush yeah this is fire this video is. fire that tweet wait so did he tweet the. video uh or just I I I don't remember. didn't he get his whole career doing. that someone's going to electric shock. OJ like video wasn't that like what what. said put him on the map I thought it was. getting uh mentally [ __ ] men boners. like getting porn stars to grind on. mentally [ __ ] man I I thought it.

would I mean maybe that too that's a. good bit it is a good bit Yeah the man. isn't an institution we can't we can't. argue that it is funny in a met way yeah. getting canceled for just trying to. record a a black lady is very funny it's. [ __ ] up that was like Howard Stern had. a big sexual component we got to I want. to start adding like a lot more sexual. in here the fact that we're not like. like hard and there's naked chicks all. the time kind of [ __ ] up on our. part we do we're going to do that for. the Adam show yeah we're going we're.

going to bring on public intellectuals. and then get them to do get them hard we. got Ellen or Clift on and we're going to. guess where a [ __ ] smells. like car dog did you find the. post what was. it the [ __ ]. animal I hope homeboy beat death oh my. God oh my God. that's such a funny wish to the.

universe I hope she's beaten the death. by someone of her own race. yeah no I can say that I I knew Patrice. so I could say that yeah yeah that's. kind of that's crazy manh imagine. Patrice doing that for him like as in. like an angel's in the Outfield. situation just Danny down so are you now. homeboy boy you're going to have to save.

ant. you you going to have to save ant by. beating this. [ __ ] just Angel pushing a black faster. you got to beat this black lady to death. so a can stay on the. radio so he doesn't try to do his own. [ __ ] back in Long Island to domestically. abuse a 12y old girl on camera yo really. it's up to you.

the Adam Freeland Show the cast coming. in hot dude it is it is funny though I'm. produc I'm the producer I'm not on the. cast that. the I'm just the executive producer. night of the show he's going to dangle. people over B myig I got to figure out. like how far we want to take it behind. the scenes and then let Adam kind of box. himself in you know 247 got yeah I got. to put I got to put it all you know we. got I got to give him like a whol sale. like we're going to do all this and then.

you can select what you want sort of. like Costco. samples how do you feel now that you're. going to assume the role of star I I uh. I mean it was my idea they kind of made. me I mean it's a good me you're a. reluctant leader dude it's a good bit to. get flamed on the podcast for six years. and then have Nick force me to change. the show to my. name it is pretty it can't I can't it. can't be it can't be my show for me I. was like we have a brand Nick that we've. built for 6 years why are we dispensing.

with this and he's like no dude this is. the move you got to trust me that's the. next Evolution my producer had the. vision you know over C toown is over. that's the past Adam Freel Show brand. new thing all new you guys are building. a six Studio yeah we're still using the. old patreon to fund it yeah but other. than that brand new yeah we're. transitioning the patreon the really no. I listened I did my research I listen. episode so there's going to be a dream. segment yeah how how concrete is that. idea what's the dream segment we got to. get Matt [ __ ] loves dreams for real.

have Matt on D you come on do Adam's. dream we go through Adam love that dude. yeah we spent 40 minutes kind of. describing a dream of me getting raped. in the 1940s in a giant Buick I listened. to it yesterday. while I had a dream but ni kind of. flavor City [ __ ] is Sim City still going. it's called cities or something I forget. City sky dude yes I was building a very.

beautiful city yeah it's the same. thing oh okay wait what what was your so. you had a dream you did you actually get. raped in your dream I did have a dream I. was I mean not to get real you don't. mind me asking I don't remember any of. this cuz my mind is always the next. episode the next what are we doing next. there were zoot suits involved no I the. dream was that the dream was that a guy. had a gun to my head okay and I I was in. the front passenger seat and he was.

trying to force me to fet what was the. gun this a real dream the type of gun is. more important it was a dream and I. talked to my therapist about it and he. said it's not that you're don't worry. you're not gay it's a it's you're afraid. of. humiliation and you're not a homophobe. yeah did you present the idea to your. therapist that you might be gay or did. he just say like what the [ __ ] was that. pays him for is that your first show. budget is we got a guy that tells him. he's not wasn't a homosexual act a gun. point you are VI I don't gun point was a. rape it was more about the power than.

the but then I wrestled the gun from him. and then uh sucked his dick and then I. killed him no but in the dream I then. had to shimmy over just just put gun to. his head stck. his what was that we we said that on. comp toown once where the Joker puts a. gun to his own head and. someone it was very funny. um stay tuned for the Adam Friedland. show this it's a new experience we're.

transitioning we're Center Left podcast. now M Hollywood no one's doing lib [ __ ]. yeah we're doing Hillary yeah they're. either [ __ ] fascist or they're like. you know like [ __ ] communism hell. yeah coffee shop stuff Pro Cala yeah. we're. allala we're pro Cala pro Israel it's. time for the Adam fredland show and the. time is now and it's and it's the show. that belongs to Adam and he's star of it. and it's his time she's hard to watch.

you almost feel bad I feel bad like. watching her give speeches I'm like oh. man well it feels like she's just in. wherever they keep her where does she. stay she's at the Naval Observatory. she's just in there getting [ __ ] up. off wine coolers all day and she tries. to leave to go to like kazy or something. and she gets accosted by a reporter. that's like what do you do what do you. do what do you literally name one thing. that you do and she's like um good. afternoon thank you a Callin movie phone. like whatever is it like pops into her.

brain comes out of her mouth immediately. sleepy kind of sets her up though sleepy. sleepy knows what he's doing this might. be the. worst this might be the worst president. vice president combo as far as speeches. go of all time yeah I believe yeah I. don't I'm not really a speech guy so I. don't really I mean just hearing them. publicly speak it's not compelling it's. like these guys are very bad yeah yeah I. guess Bush was funny Bush was at least. funny Cheney didn't really talk Cheney.

shut up [ __ ] Dick Cheney or uh what's. his. name phinal was kind of fire was. Cala that was am a blowout and then they. all to be like a fly landed on his head. he lost like I don't know dude yeah when. she stepped in it with the vaccine [ __ ]. that was hilarious yeah she says she. won't take it if Trump made it yeah if. Trump made the vaccine then not not not.

on my watch not for this queen what did. she even say what uh she said that she. wouldn't trust it or something yeah I. hope uh Anthony Anthony should make. a Anthony should say a prayer for Camala. you think so Anthony should Anthony. kumia should pray on. Cala suon a cosmic homie Danny. GL there go was like that one might be a. little bit too far man. we could pull that one off and have it.

you have to do it on your own now yeah. yeah yeah she's uh didn't I think she. just came under Fire for saying. something like trying to link abortion. to slavery nice I I just glanced at the. news I don't I don't want to slander I. glanced at the news and heard that she. was reaching out to potential to see if. she could run for president that League. what she one yeah she's been one I feel. like the next time we see her she's just. permanently going to have one eyelid. closed like just be one shut every time. she's.

speaking Yeah she she's kind of fire. though Cala she kind of lives I mean. it's good it's good people as a center a. CER left mainstream left I forgot you. guys got to vote for her I can't be. talking [ __ ] there's a picture of her. and Montel Williams in the 90s where. she's she's really Nome is wild to me. because that guy's whole career is. dependent on him doing a Barack Obama. impression yeah like he's just doing a. Barack obession and then morons are like.

that guy's familiar for some reason I. mean watch him speak it's like like a. like it's like a professional comedian. level impression of dude he put out I. saw an ad of his that was like literally. just smug yeah he's like uh do you still. believe in Freedom yeah why don't you. come to California where we believe in. Freedom don't live in Florida but he. does all the Obama stuff he's like he's. like freedom is it's good you know he. like does the shoulders he does like all. the like yeah find the video of yeah. they I mean they all do this move so.

[ __ ] weird but he's got this's like. kind of like Tempo the same he like yeah. it's like somebody doing a like perfect. impression do the voice just the. mannerism I'm excited to see the wave of. dudes coming that are going to do Trump. well that's the thing is like Obama is. is the Democrats Trump like they're both. once in a generation and there's like. mad guys like Ted Cruz has tried to do. Trump before and it's like it's. impossible you don't have the sauce man. you don't. you like that's I don't think Kamala has.

the sauce that's my that's my they've. all gone all the Republicans have gone. with Trum at some point and he's he's. like blown them the [ __ ] out yeah you. know so you can't like try to be that. guy if it there's a there's a clip of. him being like this guy's a [ __ ] you know. you can't yeah that's why they're like. no one can run if he decides to run any. Republican that wants to have a career. in the future can't run for president. this year cuz he's going to call them a. [ __ ] yeah and everyone's going to go yeah. I guess that guy is a [ __ ] every.

Republican is going to be like yeah [ __ ]. Marco Rubio no the only thing that'll. [ __ ] Trump is that he's still like a. vaccine guy he came up they removed they. removed him and while he was gone like. you know all of all the Trump guys were. like and Trump hates the vaccines yeah. and now you I mean he's still like. beautiful vaccines yeah the beautiful. vaccine god dog you got to [ __ ] bulge. bro guard dog has a big ass dickg dick. and nuts [ __ ] huge move your hand. don't adjust it Pan the camera the balls.

wait are you hard right now no that's. just he told a story one time just show. his ball joh camera no don't. do this isn't this isn't Legion of. skanks for you yeah we got bring out an. intern and make him say the N word and. zoom in on his face double check that. shot Gardini and yo for real gini tap. that thing down man we're trying to. [ __ ] talk it's distracting talking yo. dude don't be [ __ ] graphic dude what. the f he's a great comic this guy over. here dark dog yeah he's very very funny.

he's very funny he's a superstar yes. he's the next big thing wait what did. you say at funny moms that you thought. they didn't. like oh you said a trans thing oh yeah. we do our show at a trans bar I should. have told you I should have told you. you're behind you guys are going to have. to change now you guys are like Center. left what are you talking about they're. our writing staff now we got to be super. pro trans to be Center left you got to. be super pro trans but also have no idea. what trans is or yeah yeah and also be. disgusted by them in real life right.

yeah you think trans is your son getting. a Caren haircut and riding a Razor. scooter and outside of that you're not. really familiar with what it. is yeah no we're pivoting hard dude I'm. selling the [ __ ] out I don't care we're. going to get big celebrity guests Simon. Peg's going to come on the show I heard. yeah you told me this yeah I just get. vaccinated on live I'm going to get. vaccinated every. episode prove how safe the. every episode I'm getting a new [ __ ].

Domo what's your guys' take on science. on science yeah real or no do you. believe it I don't know there's some. science I believe like we were looking. at that study yesterday about whether or. not down syndrome guys sperm is it's a. good question viable I just want this. [ __ ] sence I trust I want this pandemic. to end so we can get back to the real. questions of if can two retards have a. normal kid yeah that's what science. needs to be doing instead of this this. crap with this and folks there's only. one way to find.

out and then we cut you guys well this. if this Adam FR we cut video of them. [ __ ] we censor it obviously cuz we're. trying to get on ABC at some point we're. trying to sell this sh once the pendulum. swings back you guys be once the. pendulum swings back to forcing mentally. disabled people to mate to gunpoint yes. then pendulum's going to swing back guys. Center say that to you after shows oh. constant the pendulum yeah. every they say that it's like what.

pendulum what are you talking about. don't get me wrong there's definitely. I've said it oh you said the pendulum. years ago yes I stopped once everyone. started being like when's the pendulum. going to swing back that's how people's. minds work is that it's like well things. got way too woke this time so when the. inertia hits back again [ __ ]. segregated restaurants well that's going. to be a thing no more interracial dating. we're going to have American Band Stand. Back fullsize sedans they think it's. just going to be [ __ ] like 19 57. immediately most of that would be sick.

what full size SED Dan yeah American B. American band standand if we had like. two shows I think big suits need to come. back and big suits C interracial. relationships be there are truly too. many too many look like you're in Sim. City after a while you know what you. know where that you know where it it. jumped the shark inter racial. relationships. blazian what are you talking about cuz. they had a kind of person no it's not. dude what you talking about that's kind. of why 911 happened is the0. yeah no really the the '90s we reach.

this kind of like Humanity realized it's. like we're going too far like we had the. Matrix and it's like this is too good it. can't be real late 90s Rough Riders all. that [ __ ] Chinese [ __ ] black people. were doing yeah and then they were like. let's actually mix and then the the like. whatever the the collective. Consciousness was like blow up the. towers wreck the economy Forever War uh. you know you think kamur Al Lee just set. it off uh I'm trying to think simm simm.

XY who's the most like blazian blazian I. mean started it true no but that no that. goes back to the 70s black guys were in. the. C yeah yeah Abdul Jabar yeah good friend. of the podcast great friend of the. podcast that [ __ ]. [ __ ] did he get mad at the podcast. he wrote a [ __ ] article Kareem Kareem. Trashman the Skyhook yeah dude you. should do a character do a character. Korean Abdul Jabar and it's a [ __ ] uh.

it's a blazion who writes articles great. what he say about you he was just trying. to sell a book so he he wrote a CNN opad. about how much I. sucked and then his son stabbed the guy. Kareem yeah Kareem's weird son stabbed W. one of sounds like one of Aunt's prayers. was. Answer Man. is so funny to pray for black on black.

on on I'm still learning how to speak no. you're blazion I'm blazing now. yeah I'm pretty excited blazian podcast. yes you guys got you guys have something. cooking that's [ __ ] wild right now. what Center Left blazian podcast yeah. yeah yeah well blazian talk show true. we're gonna have look this show Adam. Freeland show is going to drop there'll. be video you guys do need to get for. real a black DJ like you know how every. late night doing that [ __ ] have a. blazian guy that's got a sword that he.

plays the piano with just Elevate. blazian voices the whole time have only. blazian. guest that's fun yeah we'll have Simon. Peg on every episode and we'll ask him. you ever [ __ ] a. blazion you ever he's like you asked me. this lost episode well I costed him the. other day and asked him to do my podcast. yeah who Simon we ran into Simon Peg. he's he's like a rickyp oh perfect yeah. I just I've been saying he's on the. British office yeah cuz it's like he.

might as well he wasn't but he might as. well have been yeah yeah he's one of. those guys this. guy you saw. the I don't know any actors dude it's a. personal weakness ofz I only know John. Travolta Will. Smith dude no [ __ ] clue he made like. good movies like 10 years I. don't anything he's done it's purely my. fault I don't remember he's on the he's. in the reboots of Star Trek and the.

mission impossible franchise yeah but. that's not funny he just like a real. actor he's the comedic relief is he the. does he play the Russian guy in the star. Tre he's a Scottish guy oh he's oh yeah. yeah Scotty yeah what's his political Le. it's weird that you could do that with. Scottish people but they couldn't have a. character on the show that's like chin. chinesey you know what I mean what are. you talking about that that's the only. type of racism that still exists 3. million years in the fut we can still. trash Scottish people yeah you [ __ ]. drunk they never got rid of that accent.

you sheep [ __ ]. yeah um no they had George the kai on. Star Trek yeah but they didn't call him. anything what do you mean his name Sulu. I thought his name was uh gay BL yeah I. want to hear more about your debate team. days what type of topics were you. [ __ ] we I know you remember your big. wins yeah i c i i be I used to be like. pretty much pretty much every woman I. went up against that was easy money. right there yeah yeah they'd fall in. love with me by the end of the.

debate what are some what are some of. the subjects you quick we should have. women on for you to debate on the show. that'd be awesome well that's like. that's the format of the new show is. like we're male guests building a GU. that we. appreciate built a career off just going. on joisting women in just crossing women. dude yeah he got that one lady the one. time that British lady was just. like are you being mean he's like what. yeah that was good she's like well.

you're being rude to me now she started. losing yep I I don't recall consuming. any of his content and his like Ro it. wasy JP JP's got some good [ __ ] I went. to the xjek JP debate in Toronto oh yeah. I forgot you went to that my ex I just. went to one I met him like yeah two. months ago I love the Pod he was like oh. yeah that must have been bloody hard. getting. cancelled they yes it's a miserable. thing like oh I was like yeah it sucked.

I just remember him being like a. pronouns guy and that whole debate is. like stupid yeah like what [ __ ]. matter but when it started he was right. what do you mean it was he though. because the whole thing cuz Ben shapir. would do the same thing it's like I'm. not calling you a woman if if you're. actually a man no no he would do he. would say if somebody asked me to call. them by that I will but the second the. government's mandating it and making it. illegal for me not to the Govern weird. Canada was well Canada K has a lot of. dumb [ __ ] laws yeah yeah so when it.

started he was absolutely in the and he. was like this is a slippery slow this is. going to be pretty shitty if we keep. going yeah if the government's going to. be like you better say that that's weird. did that happen though uh [ __ ] got. pretty gay I think some L's going to go. to jail some lady might go to jail in. Sweden Canada Canada Canada was Canada. doesn't have like free speech though. Canada was around the same time I. remember they sent some like comedian. they have these like human rights. tribunals there was a comedian that made. fun of some like boy with cancer and put.

him in like jail where was this in. Canada yeah yeah so just happened again. it keeps happening Canadian comedians. keep locked [ __ ] locked up how does. that what does those laws actually look. like cuz if a trans person goes to. starbcks and the Barista is like hey. nice dick Mister you know it's like yeah. that should probably I think you should. be able to like yeah to sue Starbucks if. somebody does that to you no you go to. jail you get locked up right away I. think it. they you in Canada you KN dick Mister a.

trans at Starbucks jail that's sa in. Canada though not hereu in Canada in. Canada 10 years you want to go Bud drop. the gloves MH it's the hockey fight on. site dude good good fight bud just whoop. some dude some transphobes ass did they. do land acknowledgements when we were on. tour there no they're supposed to that's. a new thing they're supposed to be like. right we're going to be. acknowledging we're doing Adam Freel is. doing a landing every episode we are on. sacred Jewish ground right now native.

Amer Native Americans groups there's. nothing you can do for them any attempt. to like make up for the past of Native. Americans always makes it worse yeah. because they got like really like the. land acknowledgements like it kind of. sucks there's not there's never a Native. American around and be like thanks guys. yeah right and also what does it me how. it's like oh this used to be your house. so we're going to be quiet for 15. minutes we're going to say sorry. movie theater what the [ __ ] he doesn't.

do anything changing sports teams names. it's it fires me the [ __ ] up dude I'm so. mad they're the Cleveland Guardians. right now mad that is that they're the. [ __ ] Cleveland Guardians dude. Guardians of the capital dude [ __ ] it. sucks. true we're Guardians of the democracy. and they came in there and stormed the. capital to save us to [ __ ] stop the. steal yeah you're actually right about. that there's nothing you can do at all. it's like yeah guys we're yeah we're. sorry years sort of like even if you g.

even if we gave them the country back. even if like all right we'll pack up all. the blacks ship them back to Africa and. then we'll move back to Europe because. we're I mean we're not taking them to. Europe what do you. mean no. so so we look we say we do. that we put everybody back thing we got. go right now they're the only thing. driving. culture up everything no I'm saying we. any other culture cuz we have cool black. people in he said hit the rewind.

button you're I follow the we put. everything back where it was and we're. sending you guys back I'm taking I'm. taking some blacks back to Lithuania. with me whenever you want. I'm this is a conversation Europe's. going to be pissed when we send all. these Jews back I have to give them I. have to give them predatory record. contracts it doesn't matter what Europe. wants or what Africa wants this is a. conversation with the native americ. how they would feel about an influx of. American Jewish.

immigrants they didn't want us there you. know should ask is the ukrainians we. should send them all to Ukraine oh yeah. those guys love Jews yeah they need more. people there yeah just like I have to. join the azov Balian yeah join the Nazis. as a. cheerleader so do you guys need any help. with any of this I don't God the Rocks I. don't have any combat experience make. Mulan you have to disguise yourself like. Mulan. where's the. Church Easter is right around the.

corner you give yourself a p hey fellas. so you rewind all the migrations and. then that thing you guys do to make fun. of uh us non-jews what do you mean I'm. just saying if I want to blend in with. the a off Battalion rid that big nose I. what I what the [ __ ] else could I do I. was planning actually like when we. thought C toown was ending and we're. like it's over everything. I was going to get extensive plastic. surgery and then just change my name try.

to start start over again we never. talked about this this was my idea I was. like I've ruined my good name I'm called. a homosexual but I'm one of the most. Cyber Bullied Jews on the internet I'm I. was like what the [ __ ] else am I going. to do with my life I'm going to yeah get. extensive plastic surgery move to Miami. probably change my name like a podcast. witness protection yeah that's a good. place for Jews to hide would you if you. change your they never if you if you. change your name would you go more.

Jewish or less no I'd go like a secret. Nazi I'd be like uh oh okay yeah Jose. buin. yeah um no I mean but now now I'm a now. I'm a center left talk show host you. save my life that'll get you back in. good graces it'll get me back back in. good graces I've I've done a lot of bad. things I'm I'm going to make up for all. of them on the show yeah me and Simon. Peg I wonder about that a lot just if. I'm going to be 50 and look back on like. the last 25 years of my life like what.

the [ __ ] I think you get old enough that. you don't you don't care true that's. true I you're like 50 years old true. it's like I'm going to die soon who. gives a [ __ ] how much 3900 weeks I. looked that up the other day get 3900. weeks roughly yeah women get 4,400 which. that's how many weeks we have roughly. average 40 3,900 weeks I've saw through. half easily dang so you're looking at. another 1500 dude that's DEC two weeks. in a year it's 1500 2,000 good weeks.

yeah yeah fun weeks yeah yeah remember. when it used to be the only thing that. theyd say you regret was like tattoos me. like you're going to look back and. regret those tattoos it's like yeah now. my decade of racist. podcasting I'm prolonging my [ __ ]. Manchild existence saying things that. aren't even funny to me anymore because. I know what the formula is that's what. the pigs want. yeah yeah so it's a black lady and uh. you know she's going to Dunkin Donuts I. still just clocking in at the office so.

yeah what if you know Grant was Chinese. uhhuh I will say dude are you you might. be on the highway to collecting Nazi. memorabilia I am dude you're like very. close look at that you know some people. might say this is already Nazi. memorabilia true you know would the. Native Americans you're. welcome to all of the Native Americans. who are living on reservations would be. cool to let go back poverty yeah you got. to figure we should show my point was it.

still would be bad it's like not then. they'd just be living in the ruins of. cities wait they get sick [ __ ] dude what. do you mean what sick [ __ ] no but we get. no we got take Jets and [ __ ] take. stuff back yeah stuff you know what. would be it would be like Battlefield. Earth basically that's how they would be. living we would also have to separate. them back into their original tries I do. think I they got to figure that out I. think white people years to get to space. I think that's the only fair thing we. can do right.

now we've done enough dude we've done. people think it would be like Matrix 2. but it would actually be like. Battlefield Earth yeah if we get if they. had it if they had white people have. done enough dude at this point we're. like Jordan at the Wizards it's like. dude it's look we did it. dude somebody else needs to come up here. and start we need a Kobe dude true no. the the end result like T like [ __ ] M. has got to figure out a way for us to. live on the moon do you know his we can.

all go to the Moon there's nobody we're. not taking anybody's home yeah we'll. just be up there and we'll just watch. man they're smearing [ __ ] that dude. they're smearing him so hard right now. you know what happened with his dad yeah. his dad knocked up his stepdaughter. something but you hear his dad's defense. she was hot that and he was single for. 20 years dude I don't think his dad did. anything wrong though I mean dude dad. made an Hall Manhattan dude celebrities. with parents always the Commonwealth. parent always goes hard Mel Gibson's dad.

remember how people were like Mel. Gibson's racist and then his dad spoke. and like oh Jesus Christ he was like. radical Catholic right yeah but he's. like I'm a commonwealth uh child. yeah put out a kumia prayer on that. voicemail yeah put out a kumia prayer I. don't know if we can get a whole pack he. was close with Danny Low true boys D. were boys he's like look you know I'm. not an angel right we're friends we were.

in a movie. together dude I've given him the past. multiple times no that honestly now that. we're going full Hollywood I'm I'm going. to rehabilitate His Image he's such a. good actor dude if we could get Mel. Gibson on on the Adam freand show though. I would love to and I'd make him. apologize to me yeah for all those. things he said about. us what did he say he said we were on. the media tell me where he was wrong. give me what he said that was wrong uh I.

think wasn't he getting a du when he. said he was. getting he's allowed to get a DI once. you get a DIY what you say should. legally be exped what's crazy is that. it's like was it like was this like a. Jewish cop of course it was in Hollywood. it's all Jewish cop they just open the. door saying they step out of the car and. he was like [ __ ] Jews dude it's so. funny when you're getting a DUI like he. [ __ ] Jews man [ __ ] yeah yeah well. wasn't it like pointed it was like you. people he was like saying all this like.

directly to the body. cam I don't I don't really remember what. he was saying he was just saying he was. just like the Jews are setting me up. like they might have do you remember. when Barkley got a DUI what did he say. what did he say he was like he's like. I'm be honest like officer like I'm. going to get my dick suck right now and. like if you ever got your dick sucked by. this [ __ ] you understand why I'm. driving right now. damn Barkley is the [ __ ] greatest he. the best he's the best of all time he.

just got points this week what that did. did you see him uh I don't know where he. was but he was like if you're gay or. you're trans I love you and he trended. on Twitter for saying that Barkley said. that yeah we got to say that on. our I mean I feel it already but we have. to say [ __ ] did Barkley say that I don't. know it just Happ why are you so upset. bro what's wrong with that dude that's. not my CH D my Chuck wouldn't do that. [ __ ]. chck [ __ ] rules I think he threw a. guy through a [ __ ] window a pain.

glass window feland this is a the latest. evolution in just thinking he might be. like yo if you're gay or trans I love. you he might probably has like a gay. cousin now he's like [ __ ] he probably. just had a montage of [ __ ] he's done in. the past oh yeah it is it is crazy it's. such an old man thought but you walk. around and it's like [ __ ] were there. like was like everybody trans and they. just didn't have permission to do trans. until like two years ago no yeah it was. lot Al in Brooklyn yeah it's [ __ ] [ __ ]. like 400% or.

something I I [ __ ] haven't seen this. kids spiked children have been transing. hard the children are that'd be fun. though if you're were eight like I'm. want be a girl yeah I want huge tits I. want to be a big your parents being mean. to. you my seventh birthday I want to get. bimbofied I want a huge see brat stll. laying on your sister's floor like I. want to be that [ __ ] Brad Stall dude. if you I want to [ __ ] that brat stall.

so bad I want to become her dad I want. to be Latino do they have Brad stalls do. they I want to be a big booty like what. do children's toys look like now cuz. they can't do do stop it you're getting. me [ __ ] hard shut feel like like. dolls are you know that's like a mine. field right to make dolls yeah yeah you. can't make sexy toys anymore yeah it's. got to all be puzzles it's got to be the. [ __ ] toys from the Discovery Channel so. a puzzle with key chains that are stuck. together. so what the [ __ ] is that's a good toy.

yeah so you have a son he's you can play. with it for 10 seconds you do this twice. what whatever that thing was gift shop. gift shop that like science museum gift. shop toys the thing that expands the. little like sea slug kind of thing that. you put your finger in I used to love. those those are good you could put your. dick in that mood ring mood rings are. tight yeah what so you have a kid you. have a boy you know's my favorite from. the gift shop as a kid giant penny from. the Smithsonian oh yeah I love giant. coin good gift where they like mash it.

CR no no not not one of those they make. like coasters it's like a big a yes of. course a big Penny or a quarter wow yeah. you know if I said that you'd be I would. I would be in your corner 100% this is a. new era this is Adam Friedland show Let. Let me give your take on this so if you. you if you had a son your son trans and. he's like I dad I I don't know what I'm. doing you have full design of my female. body what would you do. oh how would you mod them. out um I would probably try to make them.

look like the woman that I've cheated on. his mother. with and use that as like a power play. towards her [ __ ] that I get I get him. Jack's arms metal arms and he's like how. is that more like a woman yeah I'm just. be like it's just TI hand him a picture. of Sonia blade just be like Doc yeah I'm. gonna make him L across D you're best I. want Square titties my son needs to have. the tightest [ __ ] doc do what you I go.

high [ __ ] high up here they can still. yeah so they can still [ __ ] you know. what I mean cuz it's like I want you to. be dominant you're not going to be. laying on your back that was that Marlon. Wayne's bit that we oh I'm sorry I'm am. I stealing Marlon way remember when we. were in the cabin we watched we watched. his special yeah and he did some. demented Thread about like his. his son being gay and then and then I.

don't know where it was going and then. finally it got to where it was going and. it was that he wanted him to [ __ ] ass. mhm that's that's my boy cuz he's. [ __ ] ass yeah I think that's in like. the standard black comic tool. kit if my son gay he he the one I got to. introduce my lady to Tom Myers this past. week that's awesome he was I went to mcy. and they announced that I was. and Tom [ __ ] smashed me on the. comments he was like I hope you guys.

have Chinese. food who that's. what this is what I love this is what I. love about Tom don't hurt him this is. what I love about Tom is that like it's. like a it's just it's it's schizophrenic. cuz it doesn't make any sense what do. you mean so Chinese people are going to. come to the show even though he's racist. against Chinese people it doesn't make. any sense so then I got to show we we. listened dude on drive back from. Pittsburgh this past week we listened to. make America in Nate again the whole way.

amazing the whole way through uhhuh it. was it's [ __ ] crazy dude and the Ian. was in the backseat he was the one. asking for it five Dan was like let's. let let's listen to it by the way dude. you guys ever do a weekend with him no. oh boy that's tough yeah holy [ __ ] yeah. I can imagine come on. guys shut the [ __ ] up dude he loves. living in in the moment he's such a. little [ __ ] cuz he'll get me he is.

he's like he's like he's like if the. like the the live laugh love signs yeah. had like alcohol spilled on them in some. sort of radioactive lab and then a. person came out of that he gets me too. I'll be I'll be at the seller and I'll. be like hey like you got to like I'll be. like yeah come on the road with me dude. it'll be fun he's like oh thanks man I. appreciate it second he gets in the car. he's farting yeah he's like what you he. just becomes a [ __ ] monster last time. I saw him he's like hear me out you give. C toown to me and my cine I do it in my.

apartment you and Adam keep a percentage. of the money and we make it a new thing. that's. amazing and I was. like how about you guys give us your. thing how about hear me out give me your. podcast hello sharks yeah I don't want. to be mean to Ian obviously no we love. Ian rules but man that's a lot high. energy me and his energy don't match. high. energy he's just very optimistic but.

optimistic in a way where it's like he. has to be to hold drug yeah you know so. it's like absolutely like this is your. journey like there that there's nothing. to do with me I don't need to be super. excited about going to Panera bre he. kept he kept asking for Scott to be his. intro music some B I kept going back to. the sound booth and say make sure it's. it's raining. man and he didn't know I was the one. doing it and he was like they keep. playing It's Raining Men what the [ __ ].

is this guy's. problem so mad at the sound I was like. turn it the whole way up and get it to. right where it's it's R it was so loud. he go he's like what the [ __ ] I told him. to play he knows he knows every [ __ ]. [ __ ] band you've never heard of. that's the conversation that's it every. time how many scy bands are there though. mighty mighty ball Stones yeah that's. one of them real big fish real big fish. no doubt does that count that kind of. does yeah that was a cool period when.

Gwen Stefani got obsessed with Asian. ladies yeah the hard girl that was right. around that same time that was an. exciting time in my life what do you. call it what is that like Italian Asian. because blazian. works oh Stefani is Italian I never. realized she was Italian I never thought. about what she was Stefani sounds. Italian yeah right I've met I've met. multiple I would say two two white. chicks who fully just immersed. themselves in Asian culture in America.

like only hung out with groups of Asian. friends and it was always very it was. like weird to see because it's a male. trait yeah true exactly they last Amur I. saw two girl last Amur in. America and I was always so like in like. how did you set this up in your life it. was a nice girl fantasy to just be. surrounded by minorities and be the best. one like The Last Samurai be like I am. the best Samurai they treated her really. bad no yeah the dudes would all [ __ ] her. but wouldn't like and no serious. relationship so the girls all just like.

planned against her she continued to. stay in the circle were these inner city. Asians I don't know I mean they they. lived in the city but I don't think they. grew up in the city okay I think they. were from like other countries oh sick. yeah they were like maybe she got like. into some weird like Asian studies was. she in school she I think in SCH I see. you were immersed in Asians and your. skore beer distri. my Indian Bros there was my Indian Bros. were my drinking buddies I of him and.

Indian Bros I went to an like an. engineering school these guys Indian. Indian I feel like these guys were like. American dudes everyone every there's a. type of Indian guy that's always just. somebody's friend from college yeah when. they get married you're allowed to wear. the costume yeah they're they're yeah. they're yeah they're at marriages yeah. like a guy named like Vic that's always. like all these he like oh what's up man. that's awesome that's like the only. thing he ever. says friend in college I didn't get the. invite to his wedding. apparently like but yeah my boys that. went they were all like wearing the.

[ __ ] genie costume and stuff and I. was like that looks so fun dude you're. allow to do it and apparently he pulled. up on an elephant what yeah he he pulled. up Prince Ali was it an arranged. marriage I don't know dude I don't know. what it was I think they're good. honestly that's actually a good idea. they arranged marriage they should just. have arranged [ __ ] you know where it's. like Jordan Peterson Point yeah by the. way they should they should actually. yeah it's like you want to cut down on. school shootings yeah arranged [ __ ]. arranged [ __ ] everyone everyone gets to.

hit the number 20 in their life but. exactly 20 and that's decided by your. parents early on in life oh so like. they're they're going to give you 20. lovers. yeah and you can only [ __ ] 20 times. total or you just get 20 women 20 times. we'll start there 20 times oh you got to. save those you got to burn through those. it's up to it's up to you to break the. law outside that but yeah yeah 20. arranged [ __ ] and then I don't know.

what you do as far what's Jordan. Peterson's point we'll just say We'll. repeat what he actually I forget exactly. what it was I think it was like women. need to stop being so [ __ ] he talking. about hypergamy or something from uh. online dating gives women access to like. the top 2% of dudes that like the dudes. they desire they have like a direct line. into them sick dick so then it ends with. like it ends with them just like dudes. [ __ ] all the chicks and like none of the. dudes get access to [ __ ] anymore no now. they can just email Chads basically now. they're going to flip the bloody game.

flip the game board over game they can't. there's an answer now they want chaos. now you're talking the Joker exctly. that's a myth Old As. Time here's why he's wrong historically. the answer is like you just find all the. guys over six feet that look like models. and you kill them true you just kill all. of the [ __ ] chats that's the answer. it's not doing a podcast where you're. like we should all have a certain amount. of [ __ ] were allocated by the. government every year you just kill the.

top Tinder guys those are gonna be tough. to get you can kill those get them use. the the Beta Sigma males that are good. at computers to hack the Tinder database. find out who those guys are and. systematically eliminate show up and. rape them death by firing squad I think. that's fair yeah I think he I think he. wasn't I don't think he was saying like. allocate [ __ ] he was just saying like. this is going to create a bad sitch yeah. it's like all the babes are going to. like four Dudes again what is the bad. situation like a recession like [ __ ].

Jam dudes it's just inels with [ __ ]. access to AR15s does that cuz Japan has. like that though no you were in a small. town oh yeah you had to pick like yeah. you'd be out doing stuff and a girl. would see you doing stuff and be like I. guess I'll [ __ ] marry that guy I'm. [ __ ] story he kept asking I was. dating other guys and he kept asking he. killed them and then yeah a couple of. them went to war they didn't come back. nobody [ __ ] in Japan like those guys.

like 40% of men don't [ __ ] that's what's. up and then they don't have like mass. shootings or anything or like yeah but. they're subdued with panties you know. what I mean dud just get. panties the dudes that the in sales in. Japan just literally sniff panties and. whack off and go back to work they have. vending machines like used panty vending. machines yeah they love panties and then. they go back and then as far as I can. tell like the worst thing they have they. have like a debt crisis or something but. other is that like an asthma inhaler for. like possibly shooting up them all.

like not today dude you should sell. panty candles in in Japan what that. would probably make good money yeah dude. yeah panty candles yeah yeah I guess. like dip teak but with with uh just like. woman like [ __ ] juice smell yeah like. what's her name that actress did that. she already but. but of them and say you better be. [ __ ] selling that over there Fergy. sell a [ __ ] candle. no yeah really it's a reasonable guess.

yeah no goop that's what it was [ __ ]. the [ __ ] you come up with Ferg cuz. Fergie pisses your you know that actress. Ferg actress. Fergie taking a. guess do you think Fergie was hot yeah. she was you think so I thought she was. hot as [ __ ] I was always kind of. skep she was like she was like she was. like Shia Twain where it was like one of. those Fe C where you just assume is hot. because they're famous and then you get. a closer look and you're like good.

[ __ ] Lord it was like yeah yeah Ellen. was so famous I just teeth I couldn't. keep myself one of our friends. masturbated to Roseanne one time that. was like the last ditch effort where the. last ditch effort is what he just it was. like a long it was like back before like. the internet and like remember he that's. what Jordan Peterson is warning about. he's like someday people are going to be. masturbating to Rosanne Fergie was hot. let me see yeah she was hot she was hot.

I never she never really got me and I. think she's older there yeah I don't. know she she had like a Carmen electric. undoubtedly hot yeah I don't know that's. I think she yeah I don't think she got. you know I think she aged out of it but. there was a nice phase when the Black. eyps were at the top yeah. when say r word yeah yeah well no they. changed it the r started it's it started. o Maybe I'm. Wrong maybe I'm wrong I'm tell actually. I don't I mean that's back when they.

were hot I kind of I kind of don't mind. that that's kind of a Lola Bunny kind of. it's not great that's Fergie that's. Fergalicious I mean definitely I would. she's hot I don't know what it is about. that picture but it's kind of turning me. on now I kind of like her all right yeah. she was hot dude yeah come on sh TW got. the visor she is hot sh Twain's got hot. tw's hot as [ __ ] you got to look is that. sh TW or is that just some TW that's her. now they had to fix her dude oh I'm.

telling you I have no idea what sh TW. looks like when she like she descended. from the mountains she was [ __ ] up she. Canadian yeah was it who's saying damn I. Feel Like a. Woman and that was after the first. surgery I'm going to do schne Twain. 199 no she was hot she was hot she. always. you're with somebody yeah dude she's so. dude Shai Twain's hot as [ __ ] that Shai. Twain red caret like 1997.

crazy you're wrong if you no you're. wrong why is Shia. Twain look at that yeah she's insane. look at her on the cover of Shia Twain. up she's the OD damn. 1995 this is this is crazy yeah she's. what are you here we go that's an old. pick that's wrong beautiful Southern. fake dude come on oh actually it is you. would you would have you'd Lov to have.

on it I'll find the [ __ ] documents. don't try style Evolution try try and. try and [ __ ] shake me down with a. couple of this is. crazy what I thinking no no no no you. leading some Credence to your theory no. h [ __ ] dude that's fine no this is after. they had to like fix her sh20 might be a. couple guys number on all time no they. did definitely something happened they. did something to her you had Matt yours. is Julia Roberts jul I'm think SEL Deion.

I'm sorry okay Selen Deon was the one. Selen Deion had a bit of a greyhound. look to her she was never hot though no. yeah Selen Deion was the one that was. like [ __ ] up back in the day cuz she. was she was from like the mountains she. was like the Canadian M looks like an. extraterrestrial now dude look at her no. she descended from yeah she descended. from she looks like a [ __ ] look up. her husband she's married. these were the kind of freaks we sent. over to take the Native Americans land.

and they stayed like they set her up she. was like the [ __ ] Scout at s Deion. looks like a gray Shia TW I'm fine sorry. I apologize yeah that was I mean you're. confus you're confusing your all women. look the same to me you know as a. homosexual all women are just you know. they're like Koreans to me it's all the. same thing you telling me you're telling. me you could take a pass on that that. it's like 80-year-old s wearing she. wearing a giant. diaper it's like a diaper that covers. her the whole top of her body she's.

wearing like a loose bikini yeah how old. is she though probably 87 years old I. mean she looks better than me she's. 54 no way she's what 54 that's no. way Selen Dion 54 in thator March 30th. she's not 54 she's born in March oh 19. March 30th 54 she's born March 30th no. way she's 68 no she was born at 68 she's.

54 that's kind of hot she's get into. what do you mean you could get into that. I don't think you could physically get. into that her [ __ ] looks like it has. ribs it's a rip K yeah she's got her. [ __ ] has his own. skeleton like [ __ ] joints and [ __ ]. why are you trashing Seline because I I. think she likes it dude I think honestly. we're trying to get her on the show and. she responds to this sure you could. apologize to her you should get some.

yeah what type of other what what type. of guest are you thinking about what. what other uh public intellectuals okay. public intellectuals um I want what's. his name uh the guy the professor from. Harvard the black guy that was in The. Matrix Lawrence Fishburn yeah Lawrence. Fishburn um what do you want to talk to. him about the Matrix why wasn't he in. the new Matrix yeah what happened with. that what kind of opinions did you. unleash to the trans director of the new.

Matrix movie that they didn't want you. in the movie um cuz you know that's what. happened that has to be it yeah he has. to be transphobic yeah he he needs. answer to that I want to get a couple. pedophiles on the show see what that's. all about that'd be cool Nick doesn't. like I keep making this joke Nick. doesn't like it I just want to see you. know no one's trying to help them out. you know so pedos yeah yeah you know we. should we should just see you know what. what their side of the we should get. them on the show the same way Chris. Hansen does but when they show up.

they're like there's no 13-year-old but. you're not going to jail you're on a. podcast you're our guest of honor and. just what are you doing here yeah what. are you doing here what's new with you. what's your sign you know how do you get. into this kind I'm I'm wearing pigtails. and like a [ __ ] one piece pajamas and. stuff I'm actually a man be funny dude. if you wor pedophiles and interviewed. him that' be the best thing ever if you. don't talk we're going to give you we're. going to give you up to the police mhm I. don't yeah. police anyway then have the police come. in at the end of it anyway still have. the police spear them out in the front.

have them have them sign a release you. hidden camera show you lure pedophiles. in they're like look none of this is on. camera but we do have the evidence. against you you're going to have to go. to [ __ ] 11414 Street and Rob the. Chase Bank and bring the money back here. or we [ __ ] ruin your life yeah and. then that's a great it's like a business. yeah cuz then you can just lower. pedophiles in they have to rob banks and. then once they're like no somebody set. me matter what if they're going to jail. I've never seen this pedophile in my. life your option are go to jail as a. pedophile or go to jail as a bank robber.

so it's like even if it like they get. caught they're still doing they're going. to be a little hush about the pedophilia. thing so they don't get butt [ __ ]. right actually a really good idea I'm. the executive producer of the ad pedop. sles pedophile slaves lure pedophiles. catch them and be like you're mine now. no they're they're not hard. workers lot of those dudes on that show. out of your mind pedophiles are the most. hardworking people in the world yeah but. they're they're on one drive like 8. hours they work really hard on one thing.

but like if we're like asking most. normal pedophiles like like upper middle. class white collar guys like Jeffrey. Epstein is probably the most famous. pedophile of all time and it's like. that's just the one of those kinds of. guys they caught like you're insane to. think that there's one Jeffrey Epstein. and not probably hundreds you can't. catch a rich pedophile I know but that's. what I meant how do you think he got. there they said oh yeah everything. Jeffrey Epstein did was so that he could. [ __ ] children yeah so not only did he. become like one of by the way your. theory or your idea was exactly what the. CIA did with Jeffrey Epstein what do you.

mean they like we caught him being a. pedophile now we can use him yeah to. lure we can make him do our bidding or. we'll destroy him yeah you know what's. funny is they used to do that with gay. people before it was like just okay to. be gay like they would just [ __ ] like. have a there was a like uh like Roy con. did that a lot like he was like a homo. so he would be like well now that I. [ __ ] you I can know like manipulate. you know you or whatever but that was. who that guy Craig Spence he he got he.

he would got caught like kind of sounds. what women do in general yeah yeah like. now that I've got you in my apartment. now I [ __ ] you blew you you have to come. with me to this place you can also lure. pedophiles in and just do Fear Factor. yeah that would be tight you could lure. you could pay the [ __ ] dudes who hung. that TV up like extra 100 whoever eat. them to be gay or no not gay but just do. Fear Factor with [ __ ] task rabbit. dudes yeah dude sending pedophiles out. on task rabbits and taking like 50% of. it would be if you started pimping out.

pedophiles for like very menial labor. yeah like if not I'm going to ruin your. [ __ ] [ __ ] you got to learn dve learn. drive you can command disgusting creep. well those are the only two ways the CIA. has to make money is is selling drugs. and and pimping out Children via. blackmailed. pedophiles yeah so if we take that. business from them. they'll just kill you yeah probably. they'll kill you right away if you get. into black melon pedophiles yeah they.

probably get you see laughing about that. the other day is like it's like for some. reason everybody that like criticizes. the CIA like very publicly to make a. career out of it they're like and here's. what they actually did well time to fly. my own single engine plane across the. country I don't know if you should get. your pilot's license if you're going to. make a career out of [ __ ] on the CIA. that's that's true yeah you're really. handing it to them I'm Center left dude. I'm I'm Pro deep State nice yeah I'm Pro.

epsin killed. himself we got to we got to really pivot. mm that guard was not only did he kill. himself he killed himself because of. ranti R rapid rabid anti-Semitism that's. now in the form of like anti-zionist. retor I mean that is partially true we. can agree that. EP EP would have be alive and face trial. if Americans were a little bit more. sympathetic to the plight of the the the.

Israeli people yeah it's true I mean. Harvey for sure yeah that's. anti-Semitism yeah why' they get Harvey. cuz he's a powerful Jewish man in. Hollywood one of the only. [Laughter]. ones that was [ __ ] up Harvey when they. went they took him down they he did yeah. he did what he had to do bro was he. going to knock itead. he didn't even get head dude his penis. rotted off no eating [ __ ] no he got.

like some kind of he so he had like. apparently like the end of the road with. dick pills is like you got to give your. dick injections you have to give it like. like like. the a Pulp Fiction just [ __ ] yeah. yeah yeah like Naran basically wake your. dick up God and so he would have like. these injections these dick injections. and I guess he like got some kind of. infection from the injections there's. like some type of like gangrenous. infection you can get where it's like in. an hour your dick and balls are gone. like Jes yeah some flesh eating like.

virus or whatever so he just basically. had like a [ __ ] like a mangled like. thing and the raping that he was doing. was he was like forcing women to let him. like you know like [ __ ] like eat. their [ __ ] out yeah like uh he a no. dick he's a good guy yeah yeah just. imagine him like coming you're you're on. the bed you're all [ __ ] up on pills in. this like like like basically like the. brain bug at the end of like Starship. Troopers is just making his way over the.

on his like little tennis ball Walker. getting ready to just suck your [ __ ]. and you're like at least I'll be in. Boardwalk Empire and then it doesn't. even happen they CAU your. seene yeah I can see why you would want. Justice that's terrifying I know that. yeah I didn't know he didn't have a dick. yeah changes everything no they like. drew p they like post yeah that was they. said it look like an half an egg or. something yeah for real that was had an. egg dick the trial was dude the trial.

was them showing his dick what and they. like showed it to people that's so funny. they like look how shitty this is this. was rape that's so Harvey Weinstein's. deformed penis. explained maybe that's why he was so. testy so [ __ ] I mean that should that. should be enough dude you don't have to. lock him up just run articles about his. deformed dick yeah yeah it's deformed. genitalia as a result of a. life-threatening bacterial infection. known as fornier Gang Green Jesus man.

yeah the infection can strike. middle-aged men and diabetics Weinstein. 68 this is one of those things that. shouldn't be in the news like this. shouldn't be like the amount of people. that are going to read this and be like. what if I get. that uh yeah yeah once you said diabetes. I was like [ __ ] what's that a. sketch with no dick when bacteria enters. through cut or scratch in the genitals. and spreads throughout the bloodstream. some patients require skin graphs but. more extreme cases such as wiin you in.

that [ __ ] require an. operation require an operation to remove. the. testicles the for the deformity was. first revealed in court when actress. Jessica man one of Weinstein's accusers. said she felt compassion for Weinstein. after she saw his deformed genitalia. which appeared to have scarring as if. from Burns in his nether region ACC. according to writer Phoebe eaten nice. gal yeah wish take compassion upon my.

genitals dude yeah a this G take care of. this guy man said her first impression. was that wein might be. interx nice yeah was that like. jqu no it's it's like medically oh you. have ambiguous genitalia and then they. assign the gender at Birth pretty much. they flip a coin they like they're like. this is going to be a boy this is going. to be a girl and then people grow up and. they're like I don't feel right yeah. Eden described how Weinstein's hapless.

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International we got Simon Peg on very. sort of British comedy more intellectual. yeah I guess that's what we're leaning. into yeah we're going to have like have. you seen these cheeky photos of jav w. Stein's penis yeah and then it's like. Sati you know it's it's it's more yeah. it's it speaks to society cuz what is. his penis anyways you know mob mobile. mobile it's about mobile phones it's. about his penis and in a lot of ways.

it's about Society you comb on the two. of them it's kind of like a yeah that. kind of that's kind of that's kind of. like what Simon Peg does good Evolution. more big picture Simon Peg is coming on. the show yeah you guarantee it. yeah now but when you was in school did. people call you Seaman Pig yeah that be. question that your nickname people call. you they call you little Sean Pig [ __ ]. boy in your elementary school days or. whatever they call it over there in. jolio hold on before we go can you tell.

us one debate dude yes I need to hear. about I did I did a Lincoln Douglas. debate I know but give me a topic that. you won uh we did one about No Child. Left Behind the the the Bush. Administration education no you had to. do both sides oh okay come bro I don't. believe in anything man I'll be anyone. for any dude I'm I'm on this show right. now I'm doing like anti-chinese. anti-semitic yeah non-jewish. comedy find me on the just brought that.

evil vibe in here we just saw we were. trying to meet you dude we actually have. pivoted to more we already did pivot to. I wish you had told me I wouldn't have. showed up dropping I wouldn't have said. that stuff about sending black people. back to Africa no you said rewind. history you're talking about rewinding I. didn't get to make my whole point yeah. you're talking. about rewind on colonialism exactly. which is actually pretty Progressive. that could be taken. Prive it could be taken out of and I'll. have to make a very long post on social. media it makes it worse like look no you.

I only said sending them back to Africa. to make a I said we would do that as an. apology to Native Americans and if you. listen to what I actually said for once. the context yeah yeah it's important. yeah I'll clean it up don't worry I'm. really good at that kind of. stuff getting out of controversies they. call me the the Jew weasel. of of saying the n word that's my. nickname and all the Papa John's yeah.

they call me the Jew weasel word. saying yeah no we have we we're hiring a. big staff big writer. staff we got s peg in the room s Peg's. in the r room also we got Dan Lata we. got the sweater Brothers we got the. sweater. Brothers yeah the sponsors are lining up. talking about do you know these fellas. the sweater Brothers m but they they're. like got in the room we're gonna do a. riff from one of the from the podcast. from two weeks ago that neither of us. actually remember I don't remember what.

the ri was go listen guys they're. monsters what was the joke oh that they. R don't [ __ ] ask for help it's you're. the star now true I was Nick knock Nick. knock me knocked me off course I was I. was ready to fire it's funny that red. light comes on Adam gets real bashful. and Sh you got to see this monster when. the lights off dud listen we we have we. have to get ready ready for on camera I. mean like this is a new thing for us I'm. uncomfortable but I'm un uncomfortable. off camera also yeah you know you play.

it up a little you're real shy bashel. hard throb on camera off camera you're a. real [ __ ] dick I'm a [ __ ] piece of. [ __ ] like where's my CFE you [ __ ]. yeah he came EA in like where's the. [ __ ] coffee I thought. that what did you do in here smells like. [ __ ] in here and you [ __ ] up the. watermelon you cut it wrong. I thought that's our. girlfriend while we're in this apartment. sharing that's his mentality when it.

comes to women it's sharing no I just. come on I appreciate the. hospitality you could have you could. have had a coffee maybe for the guests. you know with a mug get his ass out of. this is where you got to lean into this. cof you could have he's right you could. have had a coffee for the guest M Shan. mug that would been nice you know how. stressed out we are we got to go he's. about to spend 20 $20,000 I hate. spending money and the least you could. have done is get him a. coffee do watermelon why don't like I.

didn't even bring the [ __ ] watermelon. yeah no thought this be funny we're. going to have a racist on the show let's. cut up watermelon to see if he said oh I. know exactly what that was as soon as I. got in here that was a that was a let's. see if we can make Mullen say something. racist they're trying to catch a. predator that's 100% exactly that's some. Chris Hans we're not going to fall for. that [ __ ] anymore no let's see if he. makes the obvious joke about a bowl of. watermelon in a stinky dark. apartment you think I'm dumb you think.

look this guy why you have that over. there and you put it in my line of sight. let's see if he says anything about the. Golden. Monkey no that wasn't in here before I. got oh my God I'm I'm just impressed. with your Evolution I'm surprised you. didn't even put the you line these up. and do like a little manora thing behind. candles over there let's see if we can. get him to make a a joke every other. episode of the show doesn't exist and. it's in here just trying to bait me set. me up they got money ball playing on the.

TV right now and I'm like they're saving. so much money on this team yeah you. could do it cheaply Nick I've been. saying yeah we're going to do our own. money I'm Jonah Hill and Adam's GNA be. baseball yeah I'm gonna be baseball RP. by the way Jonah Hill died Jeremy Giambi. oh oh oh yeah he did die that's right. yeah Jeremy somebody else died there's. been a lot of people dying this week I. guess you know what it's just podcast. ending what didn't uh the the bodega. boys they just they're done too they.

died yesterday they had a fall broke up. what they fall out about I don't know I. don't yeah it happens man ladies and. gentlemen the Adam fredland show did. that was actually all right we should. let's let's go ahead and call it a. podcast okay yeah unless you guys want. to keep it rolling wait you didn't like. this let's Adam maybe do a couple more. plugs for the camera for uh the Adam. show show them that show them that star. quality that we're going to be just. putting yeah get a closeup onam I got. take this ladies and gentlemen the Adam.

fredland. show I'm going be like the Paul sha for. kind of without yeah yeah I got a. keyboard for sure yeah you sing yep I'm. gonna sing I'll have the piano taste. well not without my keyboard yeah no not. on me on him keep it on him what the. your fans are the dogs yeah yeah. what's up it's Adam fredland here I'm a. comedian I'm just speaking directly into.

camera right now to all the dogs I'm. we're starting a new podcast that's a. live TV show s it's a talk show it is a. talk show it's like wow wow West it's. going to be like something you've never. seen it's not going to be like it's. going to be the Adam Friedland show be. kind brand new here real quick just. interrupt all right this will never. never sell any of your products as like. something else especially but people. want to reference no they do not that's. that's how you get the money that's not. how you get the audience that's when. elev far as the audience is concerned.

there's nobody's done anything like this. before yeah yeah we're doing something. that no one's ever truly that no one's. ever done before what are you saying wow. wow ground break it's going to be. exactly 100% we are making we're making. a TV show Nick and I right now and if. you're fans of this podcast or fans of. come toown I think you're going to like. what we have cooking okay so uh is that. what you go to patreon.com biger picture. than that not not if yeah come what's. going to change what's going to change.

yeah what's going to change macro. perspective [ __ ] come toown come toown. is done this is going to be this is. going to change the course of humanity. it will go quite literally it will this. TV I I'm I'm I'm hesitant to even call. it a TV show because it's going to be. more like a an event like a historical. event yes it will like the dropping of. atom the atomic bomb but like but a good. thing you know imagine if there was like. a like a good 911 or good atomic bomb or. a good Holocaust even imagine like the. imagine the exact opposite of 6 million.

Jews being liquidated yeah imagine. million Jew how bad that feels but the. good like the opposite side so you're. like wow we just got 6. million to work they were like we. actually like this something things. people are like excited about you know I. don't feel like if you got 6 million. more Jews people be like okay but. imagine 6 million imagine PlayStation 6. million is coming out right yeah we're. skipping we're skipping we're skipping. from 5li PlayStation you have to wait.

anymore and that's what the Adam. Friedland show is going to be going. PlayStation 6 like a where were you. moment where you're like where was I. when Kennedy's brain was splattered all. over the back of the limousine good yeah. but good yeah imagine the bullet went. through [ __ ] onassis's [ __ ] and it. got [ __ ] juice all over everyone in. Texas's dick and they're like that so. good that we're going to stop being. racist right now we're done with it. we're done with it and then there's no. civil rights there no civil rights move.

unnecessary they willingly the clan they. take off they turn the hats in yeah they. go into they March into the police. station they hand over their hats and. badges running down their face yeah and. they're like we just got the best we got. the Queen's [ __ ] yeah so now we don't. need to be racist we all got technically. [ __ ] from the president's wife and. that's what the ad you're saying that's. what the new Show's going to be. PlayStation 6 Jackie [ __ ] juice quality. yeah that kind of f yeah and Simon Peg. by the way S without doubt he's going to.

be on the show and now now Adam you you. say that cuz that was the producer. pitching it i' like you true the [ __ ]. going on whale he gets the whole thing. that's the smorgus board you pick and. choose take what you want probably want. to Dro the thing about the Holocaust how. we got there you know just say. PlayStation 6 million and nobody needs. to know the the the you know probably. best I hate the. Holocaust Holocaust what if I was back. then I would have stopped that I would. have been one of the guys stopped it.

broke in like I would have been like. those six million cowards that didn't. resist I definitely would have been over. there doing radio trying to make things. trying trying to. do yeah I would have a microwave. satellite just aimed at the. Concentration Camp uhhuh being like. who's on first a Chinese guy you don't. say. like that's this is the best I can do. for these. folks they they have a good sense of. humor they'd be cracking up in there. they'd be like he's not bad in the camps.

oh my God that apparently there were. legendary open mics at the camp they. were doing bits they were bringing down. the house they said that uh that's where. take my wife came from was actually out. you s it to a guard yeah like take her. not me my wife and they were like that's. good that's that's good oh this guy he's. a natural Entertainer it's funny the. Germans really we got comedy and they. they got like a stable market economy. you know they had own you guys have a.

pretty good economy dude they they had. their own uh version of the office did. you know that who there's a German. office German TV they like make versions. of every they had their own Married with. Children what but the off the German. because you know it's a German language. so it's like you. know it's all the shots and then it's. like like whatever the sorry but that's. that's how you have to say it in their. language it's got to be that volume and. it has like some they German Al Bundy. which one was yeah German Al Bundy. wasn't he kind of like conservative for.

sure is regular alnd but wasn't Al Bundy. like a he was like a conservative man. definitely he did that in German it'd be. pretty brutal yeah like he wasn't he. kind of like a nationalist he was like I. love this country drinking beers and. [ __ ] I I've never seen the German. Married with Children would the German. Married with Children be a little bit. like hey yeah it's it was a lot about. cleansing the Fatherland yeah yeah not. see you get the German Simon Peg be like. Peg we you get German Simon Peg on yeah.

dude the show is called Hil mean family. spint yeah h mean family and. spint dude that was the best show my. family is sp splint what is it help my. family is what that's German Al Bundy. family SP yeah they did a good job of. copying us yeah yeah wow it's pretty. good yeah do you remember the shirts no. ma'am that was pretty funny we should. get some of those for the show we should. yeah but it says yes ma'am and there on.

there you guys think about having a. studio audience at all and then you know. what we get it's it say we get a shirt. for the Adam freand show it says yes. ma'am there's a picture of Cala with a. no sign through her face but then. there's a bigger no sign that goes over. that one yeah so it cancels it out we're. saying F noala yeah that's smart Al. German Al Bundy is called jump Strunk. jump jump Strunk is name yeah jump. strong jump is his daughter a piece of. ass still yeah she's pretty hot jump. strong I bet German.

[ __ ] wife or daughter's hot as [ __ ]. yeah yeah they uh they only ran 26. episodes I think translates hope my. family is crazy no that's funny that is. funny that's funny you're pretty close. there. yeah um guys check out the show when it. comes out it's going to be good yeah are. you are you deciding to wrap up podcast. plug the patreon for him again Adam. patreon.com toown uh that's we we're. spending all our own money you guys are.

going to invest in yourselves right. after this m we're literally spending so. much money on this and we've like. committed we're like hiring an entire. staff and stuff and uh for the first. time we're going to try in our careers. you guys are going to hire a staff yeah. we're going to get a writing staff we're. going to have we got we already got a DP. we got [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah this going. to be good yeah dude going to get a. studio audience or no I don't know if we. can do that really just cuz it's like. the size of the studio it's not the size. it's the air conditioning it's like.

going to get [ __ ] it's going to get. [ __ ] hot I want I want to go to Time. Square and bark uh like tourists and. just have them come in and thing the. show will be funny if it's he's drenched. andat entirely once the room is already. way hot but once you get those lights. going he's in there and I'm making him. take after take after take yeah it's. going to be really it's going to be. really F I can't wait feel about it are. you I'm stoked dude I think I like for. the first time I'm excited real talk. like it it will probably really really.

happy and excited right now but it's so. much fun to like time that's how all the. time that's just your life no come toown. really became like a [ __ ] burden the. last couple years I mean I think we're. like yeah we're going to we're doing. something new and that's kind of put. some wind in our sales you guys are like. e pre love right now post divorce level. we're not there we're you guys are like. it's time to go look there's been a. divorce now it's time to have fun and. exp triangulate it now you're just. purely symbiotic yeah I'm gonna I'm. gonna go get my groove back in Jamaica.

I'm going made a muscular. Muscular dig style man I'm going to be. I'm going to be at that studio all the. time there's like a production office. there I'm going to be in there I'm going. to be there been all day live there. basically you guys got to come check. out yeah we're stoked yeah we're meeting. with production designers tomorrow. they're going to build out a [ __ ] set. D I don't want to I don't want to spoil. we shouldn't yeah you shouldn't even. have said that it was going to be like. that's it for the podcast thank you guys.

you thanks for having us dogs thank you. thanks for having us. [Music].