Ep 400 - Partying With Girls

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[Laughter]. they both got disgusted by the hom both. said yeah I like IT Crowd. it you don't worry about that you let me. do my. job turn it turn it off I guess or you. can't scrub it out I can't I'll turn it. down [ __ ] AC. dude yeah I like it. cold it's get it's so opy dude.

it's so opy right now it's so Gardini. might be the Ops you're the [ __ ] Ops. dude you think so guard dog when are you. going to stop oping. bro oh. [ __ ] during the TV on turn it off with. my thick ass did you turn the TV dude my. little thicky all right how are you. dude good man I slept till 7:00 a.m. today I'm feeling good W sleep full lazy.

bones full 7 must be nice I'll tell you. what it was today on the woke up on the. bean bag. [ __ ] you woke up on the bag yeah Maya. wakes up at like 5: every morning so I. try to put her back down if I lay on the. bean bag she'll there's like a good. chance you'll fall asleep but I. immediately pass out so I just [ __ ]. wake up on a bean bag on my back just. like yeah I look at the light through. the blinds and I'm like [ __ ] it's still. five I looked it was bright sunlight I. was like I made it that's awesome I made. it till a. damn how how like what are.

your sleeping hours like right now uh I. go to bed at like last night was a. little late it was like 10:30 yeah so I. was kind of not happy about that went to. bed at 10:30 I get woken up every two. hours by the one baby crying and then. one baby yeah so the one baby's just. fully crying has a cold right now so you. just hear. like like a b you're like I hope it's. breathing but so it's like 10:30 to. about 11: I wake up around like 11: usually and then I fall back asleep till.

like 2: I get woken up again and then I. fall asleep till like 5: and then I wake. up and then usually I'm up but today I. got blessed and I did you think about. neglecting your children and be like I'm. sleeping yeah there's like little tools. you can use where it's like give them. five minutes if they put themselves back. to bed you can kind of go which does. work sometimes sometimes they're not. fully awake but there's some people like. give him a half an hour it's like I'm. giving him a [ __ ] half hour dude so. here's what happens you people think. that that this is nobody's waking my ass.

up dude you'll wake your ass up. yesterday I thought I was like let me. just go down there and see what's up. dude I was like I woke up I'm like all. right nice it's 5:00 we'll go back I. going bring you upstairs 5 o'clock. somewhere always 5 o' somewhere dude I. was like let's bring you back up to our. bed that's the Silver Bullet dude they. pass out if you bring it back up to Mom. I mean you know Mommy Dad Mommy and. Daddy's bed is an absolutely I mean. that's Paradise until you're like till. you're too old true till you're like 510. till you're like six feet tall you're B.

till you're as tall as me till you're. big getting in that bed you got to walk. under you're too tall for this ride. think have me as I was a big [ __ ] kid. dude man I was big just thrashing around. just being like 150 lbs being like can I. get in your. bed like God damn that's what my dad. claims about Billy Billy was going in. there my dad claims that the day he felt. Billy's stubble hit his he was like dude. get the [ __ ]. out but dude you put smart off Billy. that's my dad my dad's story.

we all dude there was a long line for. mommy and daddy's bedroom yeah but Billy. had Billy was like towards the tail end. of the family so he got a nice tour in. the bed that was my dad's story he felt. the stubble he like all right bro no. yeah it's time he smelled Billy's coffee. bread we were all terrified in the dark. why well I don't know I'm I I'm like not. terrified anymore as much but Billy was. terrified of the dark I was terrified of. the dark told you I used scary I used to. wake up in the middle of the night and.

just go around and systematically wake. the rest of my family up and run back. into bed cuz if I I didn't mind the dark. so much I didn't like being the only one. awake if I was awake and no one else was. awake I was like no this isn't right you. Menace iwake I would night crawler you. go room just room to room just [ __ ] I. would throw stuff at people and they'd. be and I'd run back to my bed and like. and I would fall asleep that's fun just. Karma now that I'm experiencing but dude. I walked yesterday morning I walked down. like nice 5:00 a.m. come up to our bed. let's go to bed I felt her diaper I'm. like oh you got a dry diaper cuz we're. potty training her so I'm like nice she. didn't pee diaper so I'm like let's pop.

this down take a pee on the potty we'll. go back upstairs I go to pull or pull up. down and my thumb just fully submerges. in [ __ ] just all the way down it's I'm. in a dark cuz you don't want to turn on. light so I'm in a dark room and all I. can the only sense telling me my thumbs. and [ __ ] is my touch and I just go you. almost like the granules you feel almost. like on a grainy level yeah just on my. thumb and then it's like it's is it. always a [ __ ] slop pile the babies. ever take like a decent dry log once. they turn to drop LS they start doing.

they start they start doing logs that. protrude out of their pants it's so. funny cuz you're like on the playground. the other day I was like are you shz. they'll like get real weird slink she. slunk off and I'm like are you going. poop and she was like no they always go. no and then it was just a literally. Pinocchio nose sticking out of the out. of her butt Li dude come on a lie they. kids love denying turds oh Big Time m. nephew will go he likes to [ __ ] in other.

rooms really so he'll sneak off to. another room and just [ __ ] his pants and. then come back in like what's up and. everyone will be like what what did you. just. do nothing man nothing I was just over. there just chilling I wanted to check. out that room I wanted to see what was. going on in the dining. room I wanted to stand under the table. in the dining room just see what's up. just. stand oh dude just stand a little just a. little bit of torque action on the.

core Engage The Core crap dude their. eyes just [ __ ] go yeah they go far. eyes it's crazy it's the same face you. always make your face dude all of your. attention's at your ass it's so funny. thinking they can hide it as a little. kid just being like I don't going to dip. out real quick I don't feel like having. to pull my pants down and wipe my ass. right now I'm gonna [ __ ] keep it cool no. one's going to know have you been I'm. going to pull this off I'm about ow for. a th000 on this today's the day I pull.

it off and no one. notices I yeah i' I'd like to neglect. kids if I had a kid yeah that's that's I. leave him on the floor I I was talking. to my chiropractor I'm like dude it's. two two paths you just [ __ ] you're. just chatting with your chiropractor. yeah I had I sh the chiropractor we're. talking he he grew up on a resort town. in at the beach like so he grew up doing. beach resorts become a chiropractor yeah. and he well he was saying putting SM on. Chiropractic PES yeah that shit's fake. bro what are you talking about dude I.

have no idea you should read the binder. in his office I will it's a lot of lot. of good facts there's a binder you walk. in you flip through it's like did you. know chiropractic works very well you're. like yeah I thought so do you know this. shit's not fake that's always a nice. sign when you enter an office be like yo. this is real dude I'm telling I'm. telling you it works I got to just they. have be they have a beef with pts pts. and chiropractors are [ __ ] yeah trash. each other while they're working very. opy between PT the Ops are outside it's. getting opy outside I'll just check the. weather.

but no he was talking about the the the. dangers of when your job is nothing but. fun in games so he he knew everyone he. knew that's what he was talking about. and I was saying how yeah when you have. kids especially doing like you you're a. [ __ ] legendary podcaster I was like. it's all fun and games when you become a. broadcasting Legend the way you had it's. all fun and games it's fun time it's. time to dick off with my friends it's. fun and games and it's like I was like. dude you have to go do I keep because he. was talking about his his daughter who's. like 28 and he was like yeah man 28 or I.

was I guess 28 but she was like the age. where women start to kind of want a. family his words but they're still. getting hammered all the time yeah now. he's like that's a tough time he's like. you keep the party going or you have a. family I'm like got to pick one or the. other bro yeah I'm like or or you have a. family and keep the party going or you. keep the party going and then you end up. with some party animals then you give. birth to some true party animals that's. life of the party that's exactly you up. yeah they end up on K quick oh dude for. sure those are party animals Big Time.

holy [ __ ]. animal animal for the Muppets dude you. been watching The Muppets yeah Muppet. Babies yeah watch Muppet Babies Muppet. Babies sucks [ __ ] what Muppets rules. dude Muppet Babies I remember being a. kid and being like dude get rid of this. child of [ __ ] I need the real [ __ ] I. need the Muppets dude Muppet I'm not a. [ __ ]. baby why are we watching bab my babies. [ __ ] rules it'd be funny to be a. cynical kid Miss Nanny to be like what. the [ __ ] is this dude turn this off you.

say that dude F on PAW Patrol F's funny. joke show it's every time I watch him. tried to do his funny joke show and. everyone [ __ ] interrupts him I'm like. dude I know dude oh I get it I know dude. he works so hard on his funny joke show. I tried to do a funny joke Show podcast. the other day with a bunch of comedians. on Bert's bus really that was funny joke. show couldn't get a goddamn word in dude. oh really everybody's a funny guy you. got to take you got to you got to step. off to yourself and Miss nanny be like. what's the matter Miss Nanny I worked.

really hard on my funny joke show I did. I left I left the mic I stood up I. started chirping off mic so you guys. stink this podcast. sucks they jumped all down your ass they. were in my [ __ ] ass no I was being a. grump dude really uh the last it was the. last show of the tourist it was two. nights ago and it got cancelled due to a. thunderstorm in Mississippi what yeah. and it looked like it was going to be. the best one it looked really cool it's. like this Amphitheater damn that sucks. and me see no R I guess you can't have a.

rain delay yeah well we tried to do a. rain delay which really sucks cuz people. just waited in their cars for like 2. hours that sucks yeah was a full refund. par uh I think I don't know I don't want. to speak on that true true that ain't my. money that ain't your money you. shouldn't be talking about I should. speak on other people business man true. true you ain't sold out a show unless. you sold out of me it's a. see all. right yeah especially a drivein like is. that a drive-in setup or is it like. outdoor the set just an Amphitheater. yeah it was an outdoor like a concert. Jesus Christ it was [ __ ] nuts dude.

doing baseball fields and [ __ ] it's. insane and then we would go hit hit. balls afterwards on the field that's. sick as far dude first swing I smoke one. I smoked by the end of the tour I got my. swing back but God the first swing I. took was insane really last time you've. tried to hit a. baseball i' don't think I've ever been. successful yeah it's it's wild yeah it's. hard as [ __ ] it's really embarrassing. were they throwing you a meatball down. the middle or they yeah but still the. first swing I took first swing I took. was on a te in a batting cage yes Miss.

to hurt my back I was like dude you. don't know how to swing I I [ __ ] hurt. my ankle walking laundry up the steps. the other day dude I try to clinch I try. to get my Hawk did you ever use your Haw. claw like to grab something with your. foot yeah yeah yeah I engage it's been a. long time since I've attempted that. actually what am I talking about I do it. right there where you're sitting I'll be. [ __ ] I'll be gaming and be like I. need this dude I [ __ ] I seized an. ankle sock with my Talons y oh you like.

that. movement hold on let me show you this. cut again dude let me see that cut oh my. God crack of the bat dud sound like a. car accident. somebody Jesus dude that's a crack of. the bat dude it's not a big deal that's. a big [ __ ] deal it's not a big deal a. lot of guy a lot of guys don't have a. cut like that you hit it right on the. meat of the bat be no time. dude dude I was walking laundry up my. steps I try to pick up a socker an ankle. sock with my towns securing my towns I.

have cuz I fell out of a basket I'm like. I'm not putting the basket down I'm. going to secure this so I try to walk up. the steps with one Eagle foot dude I. took one step while my Eagle foot ick. tweaked the [ __ ] out my ankle still. hurts I tweaked my ankle yeah you can't. walk like that I didn't know that you. can't you can't take any missteps. anymore I should have I didn't know. that's Eagle feed are meant to fly I try. to walk on an eagle D I try to walk I. was like dude I am easily the best ever. I have an ankle sock in my foot wait.

till I cuz I was going to go to right. downstairs I was going to go downstairs. like Britney I just carried an ankle. sock in my Eagle Town that's crazy have. got wet sorry sorry sorry. sorry exactly what I was saying nothing. like sexually dude nothing sexually. charges women like that that was exactly. what I was thinking like babe I just. carried something with my foot she'd be. like holy [ __ ] I married him I married. the guy I get so lucky I was on the. steps so one a [ __ ] sh [ __ ] she. like what's the matter I was like.

nothing and I just I was like I don't. want to talk about this right now and if. I 6 hours later I was like you know I. hurt my ankle I was like I thought I. could carry an ankle so in my foot the. all way up to the third floor steps did. she respect the effort she just went. Jesus Christ yeah for Jesus she was so. horny at that point dude she was like. Jesus CHR that's like hearing a dude was. like in fire under Fire in the war B. Jesus Christ dude yeah it's like how did. you go through that [ __ ] hot how did. you go through that how' you do that how. do you sleep at night and I just kept it.

to myself I kept my [ __ ] low L ankle. pain to myself dude there's a certain. way if I move my ankle I swear to God it. [ __ ] hurts I it's it's a certain step. but yeah it's probably like an. L4 L4 L4 I was probably thinking l4s. sounds you're cracking [ __ ] hard. balls yeah that was it was [ __ ] nice. although I got my hand I got all. blistered up you show those to ba oh I. haven't seen her when she gets home I'll. say. this these are working hands [ __ ]. this no it's just a little Buist I got.

from hitting home runs I mean dud deal. that would have been probably 400 feet. the velocity on that ball that could. have went over the green that was just a. line drive the second but don't get me. wrong there was some cracks straight. into the air green monster you think the. green monster could have been made I. could have scaled the green I think so. no I kind of hit towards the right. honestly you yeah that's smart though. you train your hit to go away from the. green yeah well just in case just in. case I'm at Fenway yeah you don't want. to go just in case they call me up.

they're like we need you at Fenway did. dude still get caught up from the minor. leagues yeah that's how they all get. damn dude that's how they all get to the. league really the miners yeah the we. would just we went to one of the batting. cages at one of the fields and they were. just. throwing 70 the thing was at like 70 80. mph Yik it's so [ __ ] fast that's. terrible you can't they're like that's. 70 dudee I can't even imagine standing. there for a hundred. no dude it's yeah you can't even see it.

you can't see I don't know whatever this. isn't really exciting stuff this we're. talking about 70 mph bat and cage and. it's scary D it's scary as [ __ ] you're. talking 100 mile power balls not being. able to see him yeah I wouldn't be able. to see him that's [ __ ] that's. America's favorite pastime dude we know. there's a reason it's the time we're. keyed in right now yeah there's a reason. it's the Pastime I that's not true. anymore right America's pastime pretty. sure it's the cell phone it's the cell. phone Prett sure it's the internet now. that's America's is the cell phone yeah. I think the cell I think baseball's done. it's still one gu time you might bring.

it back baseball yeah cracking the bat. like that me and Hispanics love baseball. for sure basball baseball I do like. Hispanics so that's good yeah they're. great I love guys coming up from on beh. of all Hispanics I'm going to say [ __ ]. bet dude yeah sorry Hispanics you guys. have been left in the dark for too long. to bet [ __ ] bet wow we're really hitting. the [ __ ] rut what else is going on I. got a ton of stuff to talk about dude. dude a guy in Philadelphia just got his. uh skull fractured by a group of.

teenagers jumped them what would you do. dude four 13year olds come up to try to. [ __ ] you up first off unlike these guys. who are afraid to be racist I'm on guard. when I see. those I walk by like. this I'm prepared dude you're fully. locked in I literally yeah ready keep my. feet square and walk past him like that. what else could you do think I'm going. to get knocked out dude he got his skull. fractured they had to take didn't they. take a piece of his skull out it was.

around where the hell were you dude that. was in your [ __ ] neck of the. woods you and your buddy should get. together you and your buddy should form. a I don't know I will Mob neighborh a. cool group of guys that's not funny. that's not funny that's not funny sorry. sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry you do. need to form a vigilante Squad with. other likeminded individuals absolutely. we're going to protect the streets we're. going to clean them up well first of all. I will say it's kind of on you know this. is this is victim blame. but I'll be damned if a group of.

13-year-olds could whoop my [ __ ] ass. four 13y olds 16y olds you know if. you're walking depends on how hard I've. been training if you're walking down the. street you've been getting crushed with. CNN MSNBC you're like I'm not going to. even worry about this I'm going walk. with my hands straight down and have a. nice. D hey guys look at this I'm doing well. right now I'm not worried at all just. got crushed yeah you know you want to. hear another old white guy complaint. what when did shoplifting become I'm. totally.

okay when the [ __ ] every time I go into. dude I went to I'm mad I wanted to. Dwayne Reed today [ __ ] pistachios are. behind a locked case oh dude. everything's locked it's annoying you. got to [ __ ] hit a button and have. some guy walk down and be like stos. could I get a fungal cream yeah the. fungal cream I can could see keep got. lock that up dude yeah that's some. that's life saving technology pistachios. is like bro whatever you're getting you. got to F ring a buzzer and have somebody.

who doesn't want to be there slowly get. to you it takes like 10 minutes to get. deodorant yeah well the [ __ ] DS won't. release information on how much. shoplifting is going they won't release. information I I think someone complained. about that that was a like a breeze of. Fox new that ENT entered my ear I walked. to my parents house it was like they. they they were demanding the numbers. from like CVS or one of these pharmacies. that had been like super whatever. politically on whatever like the left. side of like we support blah blah blah. and they're like give us your numbers on. loss prevention how much have you guys.

lost a shoplifting they were like that's. none of your [ __ ] business bro that's. none of your [ __ ] don't worry about. it we don't why what are we doing yeah. that's a fun that's a funny complaint. dude you should take that to the streets. into CVS but you guys even give a [ __ ]. anymore I don't understand what's. happening I know what's happening. everyone's [ __ ] terrified of becoming. perceived as racist yeah but isn't it. even more racist to just lock every i'. like yeah. however shouldn't you arrest people you.

go out on a commercial and you say here. at [ __ ] Walgreens we support blah. blah blah blah and then you just [ __ ]. lock everything and then you say yeah. you guys aren't getting our [ __ ] yeah. you just [ __ ] lock good luck trying. to steal our [ __ ] that's the. game good luck you [ __ ] idiots yeah. what a time dude what a sad time also. isn't the housing market and everything. about to crash like coming up H they say. they say that all the time it'll dip. what I've heard is the population Dip's. going to really dip the housing market.

but not for like 40 50 years oh well I. don't give a [ __ ] about that the baby. boomers are going to drop off and then. there's going to be so many houses. available for sale well that would be. cool yeah that would be fun and dude. let's let's say something too if these. were roving groups of young white kids. I'd feel just the same I'd beat their. [ __ ] ass dude oh sure beat there. might be a little publicity about it. what there was groups of white kids. gangs of white kids just socking elderly. black people for I bet you that might. make the news I think so wouldn't it I.

tend to think so wouldn't it make the. news I tend to think so why are we. locking [ __ ] up at. CVS [ __ ]. bet what the [ __ ] is going on dude oh my. god I've had it up to here I'm fed up. I'm [ __ ] completely I just spent two. weeks in the South I'm. back I'm bringing my country. sensibilities back to the city you're. fighting for the soul of your country. yes you're fighting for the soul of your. country dude come on man man what the. hell are we doing you know what you know.

what is funny what the south is so I've. said it before but the south is so much. more. uh what's the word here not it's just. less segregated yeah like the north is. way more segregated like South seems. everybody's really yeah Chicago SE might. be the most segregated city in the world. so the the south is less segregated yeah. to I could be wrong but that's what I've. noticed seems like everybody gets along. a little more in his talking to each. other a little more yeah up north you.

don't you don't say a word interesting. well down south I've noticed the black. dudes down south dress like we talked. about this before they had they wear. like farmer clothes a lot of the old. black dudes down South we sometimes they. just dress like a [ __ ] Newport. and and their car is covered in a. Newport. wrap sometime with like 48 in rims those. are the best dudes on Earth true wearing. literally dressed like a full SpongeBob.

[ __ ]. sweatsuit you were saying with all the. racing sponsors well yeah I don't know. what exactly what I was going for like a. Newport you ever see the Newports they. look sick dude they do they do white. guys need to start doing that with skull. why skull wap on your [ __ ] Crown Vic. why wouldn't we yeah it's [ __ ] up it's. time for us to take it back sign for. white dudes to take it up to the next. level we're on some [ __ ] dude of our. nfts and nonsense we do need to stopar. about nfts and we all need somebody.

needs to start guarding Dwayne Reeds no. we got white dudes got to focus on their. drip and we got to come up with our own. form of drip dude we might need a for us. buy us pry dripped up dude we the whole. Squad right now true everyone in here is. rocking Jim shorts I got my blue khakis. on you got blue khakis that's very nice. this a [ __ ] crazy color coordination. dude yeah everybody's wearing Buck. hunters and bass [ __ ] it's pretty [ __ ]. up my baseball jersey drips still that's. pretty nasty it is the summer of.

baseball jerseys for me it's all. baseball dude nasty as hell dude I read. a uh I read a story you're going to like. a lot it's about a psychic spy for he. worked for n what's the what's the. intelligence agency for the incom. incom MS get the [ __ ] no it's not you. know any agents any of the letter alphab. you know any of the alphabet incom what. the [ __ ] you know about in scom. Sean nothing but I'd like to learn thank. you so when did you I was trying I was. trying to like what the [ __ ] is it stand. for IT stand for IT stand for why is.

what's your. [Laughter]. problem no problem you've been a big. shot I haven't seen you very much I know. I missed you man so you've been big. shotting around I say absolutely not. sh's been flashing sh's been flashing. the plugs money dude really flashing the. plugs money dude what's he been up to. just flashing the plugs money that's all. I'm laying L plug leaves town to go re. up dude you go the plug money you you. got like 4 Gs on you got Flash the. plug's money like yeah plug comes back. where where the [ __ ] my money at. where's my money dude man [ __ ] come on.

man I delivered when I you've been. [ __ ] around you been flashing the. plugs money bro how's it been how's. stand up been going you've been killing. it it's been okay yeah you've been. killing it don't be [ __ ] humble not. really. honestly all right tell. me tell me about. inscom so the dude's name is I think. it's Joseph mcmonagle Joseph mcmonagle. yeah Joseph mcmonagle he uh he had the. worst [ __ ] like this childhood he. grew up in the projects of Miami Trick. Daddy m D oh nice van he grew up in the.

projects of Miami in like the 50s dude. and it [ __ ] stunk dude he was just. had a sad life his dad was an absolute. alcoholic his mom was like a smart lady. who just [ __ ] up and married this dude. and then just gave up and started. drinking and pretty sick but he was to. the he was so tortured as a young child. that he would hallucinate a young rabbit. coming into his bed to comfort him at. night so he would like lay his sister. like they would talk like she heard. voices and he was like nah all I have is. like sometimes a little bunny creep into. my bed and just like comforts me cuz he.

was just it was his neighborhood was so. [ __ ] up he had like gang members he. was just like sometimes I'm bring a. bunny into the bed it was Gangs of New. York when I'm fumbling for my. toys he grew up in like full Gangs of. New York yeah like a dude I think like. grabbed his one of his sisters ass so he. like went and smacked him in the face. with the baseball bat it dude was. [ __ ] nuts oh I think the thing that. stopped him was a storm door but like it. it was really funny but long story short. traumatic childhood terrible childhood. he's like I got to get out of here yeah.

gets on a [ __ ] bus cuz he's like he's. like I physically can't get out of. Florida cuz it was like the 60s he's. like I can't if I try to leave I'll just. get too hungry it's going to take me two. days to get out if I try to hche so he. joins the military gets in a bus get. gets out of there and then he's like. he's a pretty smart dude so he's he gets. goes through boot camp his tests is. really his tests are really high So. eventually intelligence the inscom is. like dude we need this guy he's pretty. [ __ ] smart yeah so inscom they draft. him but he starts doing Morse code where.

he's doing like Morse code code cracking. but you have to sit there and be able to. you have to memorize Morse code in like. all in different languages and he was. like it's too [ __ ] hard so he was he. was ready to give up so he just goes out. one night and gets hammered he's a young. man at this point he's like I'm going to. show up Hammer I know who comes they're. goingon to know they're going to. discover him they're like I'm G get. discovered they'll send me to Vietnam. [ __ ] this I don't. care he gets hammered all of a sudden. dude it's Limitless it's fully Limitless. he's like he just relaxed and he was. like oh [ __ ] this is kind of easy so. figured out the secret so you know. what's interesting about that what.

getting drunk in I could speak Spanish. when I would get drunk when I was in. Spain there's no hesitation you're not. like thinking or worried about like do I. sound dumb This is complicated that's. what happened he was you get a little. hammered you're like oh I [ __ ]. know dude that's what happened suck my. dick dude he was he said there was like. translating like 15 words per minute he. got up to like 60 he got good for him. though also to just be like this test is. too hard [ __ ] it send me to Vietnam yeah. and he literally figured out how to do. that so he was like he's like I was.

hammered and I like relaxed and I was. like oh actually if I'm if I stop like. putting up such a fight I can let the I. was like just translate and not worry. about if it's right or not and he's like. dude I got up to like I was flying wow. so he became top of his class got. hammered cracked the code top of his. class became a mil like an intelligence. officer um long story there's a ton of. that that goes into it but he eventually. got tapped by people who were looking in. remote viewing and like psychic spying. and he was like [ __ ] yeah dude I'm all. in yeah so he was like like top it's. called like a um Chief Warrant Officer.

so I don't know what it is he was like. an officer decorated guy he had he had. served in Vietnam all that stuff so he. was like doing computer systems they had. like spent a ton of money educating this. guy on how to like install like high. level Hightech security systems and. these guys were like do you want to. learn how to be psychic and he was like. yes so he was as a high officer you just. read my. mind who needed to be somewhere like. they had like a very like essential role. he had to go to his officer and be like. yo I want a top secret mission you can't. know about and the guy knew it was like. psychic [ __ ] and he's like bro don't.

[ __ ] please yeah don't [ __ ] do it. and he's like it's for the great it's. for the good of this country like if if. the Russians are remote viewing we. [ __ ] I need to do it they're like dude. you're really [ __ ] me by doing this. he's like I'm sorry I'm doing what my. country needs me to do so he goes. becomes a remote viewer and you know. long story short he he's apparently he. said he was really good at it but he. became fat as hell dude fat as hell he. did this and there I'm leaving out so. much [ __ ] no that's great but there was. like the the one part before that he got.

divorced was he brought his wife to. Germany he brought like a 19-year-old. wife to Germany and she and she didn't. speak the language so she couldn't talk. to anyone for like three years yeah so. he just had his wife sit in the house. like and then you know she went back to. Miami day back and sucked and [ __ ] she. cheated on him back in Miami of course. she did but he was so [ __ ] devastated. that he h and tricks dude dude on the. military base what he did he was so de. he turned back to the bottle started. getting drunk all the time yeah and then. he started partying with girls so he. would go out to all the military women.

fat as hell drunk and start partying. with girls he would go I'm having a. banger dude at my house all the other. dudes are going to be there he he'd. invite nine chicks and no dudes came and. it was just him and nine. chicks [ __ ] crazy he would tell him. like I'm not trying to [ __ ] you guys I'm. deeply depressed can we just get drunk. and play board games at my house whoa. and he would just party but then he got. the dude he was the he's this guy. [ __ ] rules I would love to get drunk. and play board games with girls dude and. like guys I promise I'm not trying to F.

I'm not trying to [ __ ] you guys my dick. doesn't even work I'm sad dude who cares. dude let's just they would blast music. just dominate them and Scrabble like. that's not even a word you stupid. [ __ ] get out he would blast music party. and then he was like it's like he's like. yeah dude like I was waking up with. strangers all around me he was full fan. Wilder mode this guy's autobiography is. so funny because he falls in all the. trappings of like the way he mytholog. like it's very mythical the way he. projects himself Journey I had to go. dark the military I was a non-person I.

was a non- entity the military I went. fully dark Ops dude it's so funny but he. got so he's you know that goes on he's. on a second he like to crowded inside oh. dude yeah he liked to crowded very dude. there's so many things you just get. drunk invite the things over make sure. it was crowded and then break out the. parch break out the parch easy. dude so then like you know years flash. by in his second marriage he's a remote. viewer but he stressed as [ __ ] hell. cuz he was playing racketball to stay. healthy nice dude he was playing ret.

he's playing raet ball to stay healthy. as a as a psychic for the dude they're. constantly trying to shut this operation. down but he's like they wouldn't let him. do it so they're playing he's playing. raet ball to stay fix the job stressful. as hell because all the alphabet. agencies are asking for intelligence so. him and his boys are playing combat. racket ball where it's it's like as soon. as the person hits the ball becomes it's. three people becomes two-on-one so like. he hits the ball and the other two are. trying to score on you and then it just. keeps going back and forth but then you. you're allowed to check people into the. board these were like 35y old dudes. playing raet ball checking each other.

basically playing what's the game in. like 21 in basketball like rough house. playing racket ball but he was like dude. I had a blazing back hand he's like it. was he's like it was a he said a direct. quote from the book he's like my back. hand was a metallic blur of blue steel. of just [ __ ] just this gu sus so fast. no dude [ __ ] rules so the reason he. got fat he was playing combat racketball. and he want to hit a backand he hit a. dude right in the eye the guy's eye bled. he goes I thought I killed him turns out.

he was just fine but he's like if he if. I my wrist had rotated two degrees he. would have had like surgery on his face. my back hand was so F back was too fat. turned out it was just a bad cut but. he's like dude I'm pretty sure I thought. he died bad Cut's pretty good though. still bad cut so he goes you know what. no more exercise for me gets fat as [ __ ]. to the point where he needs like a cane. to walk around and be like physically. helped out of his car if you're going to. be a psychic it's nice to be like. physically exactly dude so the military.

because they've been his original MOS. you know what MOS is original MOS is. trying to get this guy kicked out of the. military it's like [ __ ] it he's a a. medical leave we're kicking him out. because he's he's unable to do his. duties as a soldier he's too fat yeah so. his doctor goes dude you're [ __ ] out. meaning like his pension was [ __ ]. according to him he was saying like they. put you on medical discharge and then if. they cure your thing you had then you. get less money if you know if if like oh. you can't cure fat dude. hangs in there they're talking about his.

pain so they're going to just pump. because he had he was fat and then he. had slip disc from obviously a. helicopter crashing D dude whatever. that's what but he doesn't even can't. even talk about that he leaves that out. but just lets you know helicopter crash. and uh [ __ ] up his discs [ __ ] Halo. went down it went down what he doesn't. dude he doesn't even want to talk that's. a whole other book but dude so he gets. he's fat as [ __ ] the doctors the the. military is like they have him just. where they want him they're like this. guy's [ __ ] we're discharging him we're. not paying him [ __ ] this guy for Banning. his after to weet trained him in. computers like hundreds probably.

$200,000 yeah training so he goes bro he. goes in the code he goes you guys got to. give me a [ __ ] Fair Shake if I can. pass the military physical examination. it's like you guys got to [ __ ] off and. drop all this [ __ ] so they're like. yeah whatever dude you walk with a dude. he took a day of absence went to a. private pain management doctor and just. got perked up dude as perked as possible. and then use the meditative techniques. from the SRI in in like you know. operation CH streak just classified well.

I think it's actually unclassified now. he took his meditative techniques from. the remote viewing [ __ ] yeah and just. [ __ ] ran two miles did obstacle. courses and did. push-ups and he [ __ ] passed he passed. dude for all the Bros inredible he. passed and he said he fully so dude what. so he collapsed he he got he pass this. the two miles he collapsed onto the. ground and his back is just scorching. Agony his leg kept acting like it was. running so one of his friends came and.

sat on his leg to keep it from moving he. was fully [ __ ] up dude this is wild he. had take four days off he like he he had. to go get treated and get like his body. he was [ __ ] up he said his eyes were. rolling in the back of his head like. keep a. penion dude he [ __ ] ran the Second. Mile just collapsed fat as [ __ ] all. perked up and his he had dog legs still. his one leg was still moving like a dead. bug and his friend held his leg down and. then that and then he was able to like. continue on his business nice dude it's.

so nice and then he divorced and then he. shortly after divorced his second wife. dude what and his son was like yo dad. can I live with you and he's like things. are too treacherous right now dude no so. he also had a song that was kind of in. the wind he popped up on his son saw. that his stepfather in him had a loving. relationship and he was like I don't. want to complicate things let me get. back to remote viewing and it was just. like damn these Russian submarines are. [ __ ] huge dude you guys know about. these things are dude he were saying he. he claimed to have seen the I don't know. what they're called but there are.

Russian submarines that are like a. football field long yeah with like. nuclear warheads he was like dude I saw. these big tubes of metal and I they all. like damn this is a [ __ ] this is some. sort of like Marine like Russian Navy. thing they were like shut and they he. they give he would give reports and. they' be like shut up dude [ __ ] yeah. obviously shut up some [ __ ] dumb fat. guy with a cane walks in like I I can. see the Russian submarines be like why. how is this guy here dude it was a whole. branch of the milit there was a whole I. know I know they they tried oh yeah they.

had they went for it but then they said. in 1995 the CIA dug up all the reports. and they're still I guess they were The. Men Who Stare at Goats type [ __ ] yeah. that was all from oh God what's the name. there was a general who took it too far. this guy claims remote viewings legit. but guys got too they got too far out. this guy claims to have done live. demonstrations for I forget how many. people where he found he helped Garner. information to find missing children and. he he said he found like it was in Japan. he said he found 50 of [ __ ] that must.

have blown their minds bro who crazy but. he says he goes at best he is 60 to 70%. he can get good information on stuff but. the military was saying it's more of. like using those things to help people. problem solving out of the box way so. they were like you know can we just. conjure up stuff about like what's this. where's this but he they said they had. files where it' be like they'd put a. manila envelope with a picture of a. building the guy never seen and that was.

blind to the like the person doing the. thing yeah and they'd have to sit and. sketch things and afterwards they' both. open it like [ __ ] the [ __ ] but you know. obviously you know you could be like. squares I see a square it's like holy. [ __ ] [ __ ] so yeah it was but the. military it was it was so funny because. people would be like dude his. officers his officers would be like dude. please we beg you to come back and run. our computers for us and stop [ __ ]. being a psychic and he'd be like my. country needs me brother they're like.

dude I I would keep the psychic job I'd. be like this shit's sick dude all I have. to do is lie to people constantly it was. kind of goat dude it was kind of goat. dude he would sit there all day but he. said they got slammed he said they were. getting crushed with import reports like. they were like the FBI wanted act like. everyone is like what's up we need this. we need this he claims to have things. saying that they gave he gave credible. information like the FBI CIA and all. that stuff they're. good it's good nicotine so he claim he. claims a lot of the reports got burnt. and shredded he put in a retirement as a.

psychic he put in his retirement his two. weeks in and his General shredded it so. he went to check he's like yo what's up. with my retirement notice and they're. like oh yeah they they said that you. said you didn't want to retire anymore. he's like what the [ __ ] he's like the. guy's like I shredded it he's like I did. not tell you to shredd it he's like oh. the general said we could change your. mind whoa so he claims that G I think it. was General stubb stubble Bim that wasck. that was the head General being like. hold on that was a guy who was doing the. bending spoon parties and took it to. like the really weird paranormal stuff. but he was saying you close your eyes.

you learn how to remote View and he was. like uh who's who's the name of the. there was a top guy at the Stanford. research in Institute OS Swami or. something that was a guy who claimed he. could train anyone without psychic. capability to learn how to remote. view by double blind. procedures pretty tight but I haven't. finished the book yet yeah so it was. that guy talking about being so fat and. getting perked up and that's sorry I. could that was that made that pumped me.

up so hard it should pump you up that's. as fun as it gets lying to women saying. there's a party and just having them. play board games with you yeah cuz. you're sad it really is a [ __ ] cool. move it's tight this guy was a genius. obviously he was you have to be a. [ __ ] complete psycho to do that you. have to be a [ __ ] psycho he was just. blasting probably like Death Leopard but. it. worked would like all it takes is three. to stay now we got a board game going. party now got all sides of this board. party dude these are military these are.

lonely ladies too dude oh military wives. these are military these are military. women like enlisted military women oh so. just lesbians they're pumped on boards. games for sure shooting ladders let's go. playing family playing life I was I got. one last night that was funny I I just. had a I just bought a dumb book I. finished my Lafayette book I I didn't. know what it was I started reading that. Who Douglas Murray was the gay guy no. Douglas Murray the guy who was like Jews. are the smartest he did like the IQ race.

thing oh I forgot about it I used a. credit on my am is Douglas Murray the. gay guy was Douglas Murray the guy who. no Douglas Murray is the gay guy who go. the gay conservative dude who's like oh. well actually there's another guy. thinking who's the guy who does Charles. Charles Murray yeah I got Douglas. Murray's book so I didn't got the wrong. guy but this guy this book's called the. war on the west you thought you going to. learn about some I thought I was. learning about the Wild West. I was like half asleep last night. finished off I just bought it it starts.

out it's like why the [ __ ] everyone. mad about the West dude no one cares. about China that's kind of racist like. it's just it's literally just that Doug. I went to sleep listen to Douglas Murray. woke up went to Dwayne Reed I was like. they got to stop stealing. pistachios now I'm finding out about a. gang of kids knocking out a old white. guy how old was he he was like he was. like 30 he had a little baby little baby. and wife he had a baby wife a baby and. wife he was walking to a con concert he. was walking from old Fairmount to to. Union transfer that's what happens you.

go it's you think it's party time you. think it's time to listen to music and. have fun outside next thing you know you. got your brain knocked off is that guy. dead no he's in very critical condition. cently he lives he has very he they said. that he's going to have like lifelong. like uh like brain problems and stuff. [ __ ] that sucks dude whoa that's the. worst thing ever that sucks dude think. how [ __ ] angry you'd be if you found. out like just your old man if if Phil. was just walking down the street and got. [ __ ] knockout gamed it'd be so sad. it's so sad to watch old people fall.

when they get knockout gamed yeah but if. that would be that's terrible the worst. thing in the world he could have kept. his all he had to do was they came up. like you good if he hit him with a you. good they would be like oh [ __ ] yeah you. good you got to hit that from like five. feet away you good just for the listener. don't try that at home you good don't. give that a shot or not right now say. hold on not right now I'm busy right now. dudes yo you good I'm busy you got to do. you got to [ __ ] yo dude. you guys [ __ ] good you guys want to P. so you're saying if you're all right.

let's say you're the average you're the. average listener of this podcast you're. a 30s something lonely white guy yes. you're walking down the street you see a. gang of teens whatever color I mean to. say gang Group whatever color doesn't. matter it could be white kids could be. white kids could be in Kensington Avenue. group of white teens could be on k& and. they're chirping they walking up they're. laughing they're pushing each other one. of them goes Taps his but you see him. tap his buddy and he goes hey watch this. yep that's when you're saying you need. to go are we good.

here yeah you need to roll the dice and. say you need to get ahead of the. knockout game you got to go Mad Dog full. Mad Dog yeah you go are we good dude. I've simulated I'm like dude if a group. of teenagers four 13y olds attacked me I. know for I'm not bragging dude I'm not. bragging I know I would not be in the. ICU I'm not bragging 13y olds dud that's. a strong statement dude 13y olds you're. saying they throw the first Sucker Punch. they were be no sucker punch bro I got. [ __ ] I got spider eyes dude all right.

I'm 360 I'm 360° that's what I'm saying. that's the first mistake I've tried to. sneak up on you you're pretty good I got. spider IED bro yeah so it's like that's. the first mistake man the Sucker Punch. is the first mistake now they're in your. web exactly that's you're [ __ ] I've. been waiting for you little. flies I mean dude you could I get anyone. could get snuck on but dude it's like. you can't you can't allow yourself to. get snuck up like that God I mean. everyone is headphone to the gills right. now everyone's in a get [ __ ] laid out. dude you think so yeah n they're not.

going to get you yeah tell they're not. going to they're you're not on the. chopping block. dude that'd be sick to survive it though. just take one and be like why would you. hit me just attack them attack have the. teens scatter and. just I saw I saw a group of teens. yesterday I was cutting through I forget. where I was grp but there was a group. literally there was a group of four te. there was an old guy came out like VIs. [ __ ] up dude and one of them just. launched a basketball at the back of his.

head just went Bop there was like they. were little kids they were probably like. 10 years 11 years old kid just the guy. just stops and goes turns around they. just all left they ran away and then he. just car he like started talking to a. guy like nothing ever happened this guy. bopped in the back of the head that's. pretty funny it was pretty funny that's. really funny see that's fun also though. you have to admit like so if you grew up. in the hood and you like lived on a. college campus and you just saw like. like you know like the level of like I. don't want to be addicted the guy who. got hit in the head maybe he wasn't a.

gigantic white [ __ ] but there are. gigantic white [ __ ] that looked like. they've been like oh was this around. temples campus yeah I think so right it. was like again I'm not putting smut on. that man I feel bad I think he's a. product of his environment that man who. got punched in the head maybe of a white. psty environment but there are a lot of. dudes who look like they've been like. like kept in libraries for like yeah 30. years and they come out all gangly and. it's like bro you can't be on the Mean. Streets dude yeah don't go to Temple. shit's not [ __ ] sweet dude so if you.

you grew up in the hood you see like a. impossibly pussied out white dude and. you're a 11 12y old black kid in this. instance obviously it could have been. white teens obviously I got a feeling. though dude would you not you putting. yourself in this like the whole life. experience and you just see this dude. like you might crack him in the head I. might if I was 11y you know how you. sound right now how like a [ __ ] Dam. dude I'm not a dam I'm not a dam hey. Matt D let me stop you right now this. what saying no hold on I'm trying to. stop you before you keep crawling down.

this Dem hole I'll tell you I'm not a. dam hole maybe we should lock everything. up and then you know maybe it's not our. fault this what I'm say I'm dude I'm not. being I'm back I'm not being a dam I'm. back I'm not being a them you know why. because I'm talking I'm talking from a. big which Dems like to talk macro. perspective but I'm going to take it to. the other side of the aisle where it's. like that dude needs to be fully aware. and if a group of teenager swing on you. is death before dishonor true and then.

you turn around so I'm just saying I get. where that kid's coming from I'm using. my I mean I might have trained at SRI I. can get into that dude's head space and. be like dude I understand where you're. coming from Young brother but if you. swing on me and attack me I'm going to. [ __ ] you up I'm going to eviscerate a. 12-year-old look we need to start. sending some plain clothes white MMA. dudes just have them Patrol just say hey. walk down the street true we need to. start setting landmines for these. knockout games just one day just get a.

couple all it's going to take is two or. three instances where the knockout game. goes terribly wrong yeah it I mean you. never hear about it get to like terribly. wrong no it's impossible to go wrong. you're sucker punching someone on a. sidewalk yeah but dude at I watch the. dude beat the [ __ ] out of three white. ladies the other day really out of Noe. just walking the street I thought you. said in real life I was about to stand. up and what the [ __ ] I applauded dude I. hate them what are you guys. watching oh there's footage of it yeah. there's footage of the guy the kids but. it's just this guy walking down the.

street walk let me see the man yeah he. got bked back see man again I don't want. to speak ill on this man I'm not you. know I feel bad he's like a geese damn. this guy got [ __ ] up this guy's like. 45 years old let me see yeah he's kind. of a Gees damn guy got destroyed man. they took his car they took his keys and. they went. around Jesus oh my god there he was. bopping around why they blur him out I. guess I'd blur blur me out nice they do. imagine me having to eat my words on. this I can put into a coma by a bunch of.

12year olds like i' [ __ ] them up that. sucks why is everything blurred I can't. that's crap that's [ __ ] dude you. know what's funny it feels racist to. even talk about it what to be like. that's bad terrible feels it's like. maybe I shouldn't say this I'm telling. you maybe we should shut up about the. fact that people are just getting [ __ ]. up the car I mean the car was what a. pointless car steel too that was a. absolute Joy. ride I mean pretty fun I drove the car.

part would be fun I drove Mon's car dude. I drove Mel's car when I was 14 it was. sick yeah did you ever drive before you. had your license dude that wased to. drive my buddy's shitler van did you. really my buddy's mom's cleaning van did. you really yeah we drive it around one. day we drove it over a h we would just. take it off road just drove through a. field and hit a bump and literally Parts. fell out of the. undercarriage yeah but yeah man I mean. dude that that would be it would be fun. dude you and all your Bros you see a.

dude you're like dude I'm going to crack. this dude how about we pants yeah but. dude you a. pants you know the guy's got a wife and. kid you gonna murder. him M the kid's got a [ __ ] kid got a. swing kid got got blue steel K got a. blue flash dude he's probably never. played again he probably is fat now like. kid probably fat as hell I didn't know I. could do all that yeah I was just. playing combat [ __ ] knockout game. with my buddies it's good they have. surveillance everywhere though in these. cities yeah just surveillance cameras.

everywhere yeah so what so we can. monitor [ __ ] ass whooping or are we. gonna well America has more uh shoot. like come on guys we got to stop the. violence and vote yeah stop the violence. and vote that always make I was dude. don't get me started on my thing but you. want to talk about old white guy takes. first of all we have more sever there a. lot of old white guy takes and bring it. today we got surve we got more. surveillance in China bro in in America. but it's just through private. ring phones all that no ring doorbells. all that [ __ ] yeah we have more we have.

more cameras I should say they say in. but the um you know the level and depth. of the surveillance who knows but yeah. dude when I hear on the radio and there. was the South Street shooting and then. it goes come on man we got to do better. we got to do better and then it's like. you know same thing and then it's just. bam here comes the next song and it's. just literally about shooting dudes yeah. it's just like okay okay yeah it's an. old you know I know I'm grumpy I'm a. little grumpus but it's like dude. clearly clearly that's crazy and it's.

just instantly held at the highest. esteem of like [ __ ] yeah that [ __ ] rules. and it's like who the song about the. murderer yeah the vicious. murderer yeah it's like maybe that's uh. I don't know maybe you should cut it out. maybe should be murdering or at least. being or at least being if you're not. engaging in Murder actively which most. people don't obviously obviously being. like yo but that rules it's like okay. although I am one of those people that. rules every time I listen one of those. songs like I've turned Leaf rules I've. turned a leaf I don't like it man I.

don't like it I was at a barbecue the. other day people. are yeah I was like not nice guys not. you don't love you don't love the Second. Amendment what you don't love 2A yeah. you keep him tucked dude it's [ __ ] B. I love 2A I keep him I keep it tucked. keep it tucked on yeah speaking of old. white guy takes yeah anything big. happened last week what that maybe an. old white guy would have some takes on. what what happened yeah I don't know. with the Supreme.

Court I'm going take a piss and let you. handle this one I can talk about it I. saw somebody quoted you and was like are. the good guys winning made me laugh it. made me laugh yeah I I actually tweeted. a joke about that that I thought it' be. funny but it turned into a big argument. thing below and I just deleted I was. like I don't I don't like partisan I. don't like quibbling I don't like that. yeah but I had a funny J I thought it. was a funny joke I was I I my direct. quote was oh what did I say I was like. like I take solace in the fact that all. the babies who are neutralized through.

abortion won't have to live in a world. where abortion is slightly less accept. accessible what was the joke F joke that. all The Unborn dead babies that were. aborted won't have to confront a world. where like. abortion yes I thought it was a fun play. on words it is fun but it seems actually. more like a real actual point yeah which. pretty good. but seems like a pretty serious tweet it. was I thought it was a fun I was like. that's a clever what I do on Twitter I. read hm I am smart as. hellend this is what Twitter is for me I.

go on Twitter and I go why is everybody. tweeting about the same thing this is so. stupid and I just go and my opinion I'm. like yeah as if I'd ever weigh in on. this stupid nonsense then my brain. formulates something I'm like that might. be the smartest thing ever and I twe. nobody's even said this and nobody likes. it and I go God damn it no it's not I. was like this is going to really shake. things up and I send it and I go oh no. it's just another stupid tweet that's. going down P people's timelines. Kavanaugh is fired up C Cav's fired up.

yeah I don't understand I don't even. know I thought I knew what roie weight. is I don't even know so it means like. just a federal saying abortions cool. federally Fally every. St so the states get to decide now now. the states get to decide an abortion is. weed still. federally it's time dude I have no idea. it's time look I don't want to turn. everything into a legalizing weed issue. but yeah I think if we can you know if. that's a decision we're able to just go. Hog Wild and do whatever we want right. now dude if if that's the decision that.

the states can make I think Pennsylvania. can decide whether or not I can be kind. of stoned every now and again certainly. fair enough that you'll hear that that's. you heard that first here dude guys. you're hearing all the best takes well. yeah dude that uh that's why you listen. I honestly that was one of those things. that was like it's almost uncomfortable. cuz you see the Dems winning and you're. like come on give the repubs one win. they get a big win you go oh. it's feels weird when the Republicans. win I I don't think I like it as much as.

I thought I would yeah I mean no I it's. it's just gay I don't feel like I don't. like it well the whole issue yeah yeah. it's a deeply personal issue well dudee. this is what makes me laugh every time. everyone goes because you know it's the. whole thing now is like the state gets. to decide rather than the federal. government and the federal government. was like no they we should let State. asde blah blah blah so whatever but it's. funny that everyone always goes well you. know who's going to pay for this more. poor this is going to affect the poor. it's like yeah dumbass ass does.

everything because that's what being. poor is being poor means giving our. money to Ukraine so does uh you know. locking everything down for Co dude you. want to know who got really [ __ ] with. by locking things down the poor the poor. they get that's what that's. fundamentally what being poor is stuff. happens in the world and if you have. money you're like I'll hire this I'll do. this I'll have my house designed when. you're poor you go oh [ __ ] it's getting. opy outside it's gy that's what being B. every dude this is like top level RoR.

rhetoric of like Andrew Yang came out. like well this will affect the poor it's. like no [ __ ] [ __ ] he you don't put. don't talk about I like Yang I like Yang. I think I'm hanging out with him on. Thursday he's the man I'm telling you I. like him but I saw him that was the. thing he went to and it's like bro no. doy everyone else was saying it too and. it's like and I dude I say that again I. engage in totally free speech with love. to all my brothers and sisters of the. entire planet. I'm not out here trying to do barbs one. side or the other I see something I go I.

just wield the sword of truth as far as. I can see it [ __ ] my blazing sort of. discrimination the good kind of. discrimination I [ __ ] I blaze it I. can't help but slash dude I dude that I. saw that so many times you know who this. is going to affect right oh you can say. that easily because you have money if. you were poor it's like yeah dude it. would you saying Life Would Suck more if. I was poor uh yeah dude yeah do go ask a. poor person dude yeah hey does it like. affect you when things happen does you. think it affects you because you're poor.

they're going to say. huh. huh huh I can't hear you over all this. noise I'm hearing in my poor. neighborhood this noisy as [ __ ] hell. what are you asking me about I'm. stressed as [ __ ] huh roie Wade yeah man. it's [ __ ] yeah sure add that to the. [ __ ] pile yeah this neighborhood you. guys aren't helping with at all because. you think we'll be upset if you do yeah. it sucks huh what just you you guys. stopped solving crime here what are you. saying I I want to [ __ ] abort my.

children yeah [ __ ] yeah I desperately. want to do that and I'm pissed off now. I'm poor this is affecting me more. because the state gets to decide I will. say stupid [ __ ] idea sorry and yang I. do like Yang obviously I like where Yang. went I talked you before when Yang you. introduced Yang I like Yang you were. early on Yang I like the man the Yang. Tang. dude the [ __ ] Yang. Tang he's the man dude. yeah a lot of people go again they're. like dude [ __ ] Yang dude he's [ __ ].

he's at least I don't know I don't know. [ __ ] I don't know anything about this. stuff I will say he seems to be the only. one that's at least trying to be like. what's the issue how can we talk about. it he seems like the few people who is. genu we'll see I've got fooled before so. I think a lot of these politicians are. going to come out I'm not putting this. SM on Yang's name but there's a lot of. younger people right now who want to see. decentralization which by the way is you. know what's happening but they want to. see decentralization and I think think. Yang points to decentral a possibility. of decentralization yeah so we'll I.

found this out I don't know I think I've. said this before about abortion don't. [ __ ] me Yang don't [ __ ] me uh you know. Mississippi is more liberal than [ __ ]. France when it comes to how I heard that. it's like bro really although Texas is. like six or eight weeks which is that's. a heartbeat six or eight week that's. that's the name of the ACT heartbeat and. a tail but it does have a tail still has. a tail tail you can kill things with. tails. okay fair enough I'll say that's a good. argument and this is this is where I. come from if I was in Texas say does.

that thing still got a tail they'd say. uh yes Senator I believe it does Senator. yes it does still have a tail like well. then you can kill it am I right y'all. they'd say mhm M how big is his tail how. big are we talking that's true I do hate. I do hate the [ __ ] you know we we. goof on the libs a lot yeah truthfully. it's cuz we're surrounded by Libs. constantly [ __ ] being gay true the. [ __ ] Southern rep or not just. Southern just the Republicans pretending.

to be Christian and giving a [ __ ] about. abortion oh they got crushed those dudes. [ __ ] suck that was it doesn't need to. be said those dudes are as gay as a GU. they were the bush era sjws Bas I. watched a there was a nice little debate. it wasn't great but it was between uh I. think Lindsey Graham and uh Bernie yeah. Bernie rules he got steamrolled by the. [ __ ] damn Lindy Graham make sure I'm. right on lindsy Graham is he the one. that looks like a boy he looks like the. guy from see the one who looks like. Morgan and Morgan that [ __ ] child.

faed old dude he is God I hate that. [ __ ] guy yeah yeah he stinks oh. there's there's for sure well you tell. me you keep talking about that boy he. seems like he should have one of those. like Colonel Sanders hats on all the. time like the white paper hat I'm not. racist at all I swear to God know I've. never seen a more clearly like we should. have slaves dive face that guy had him. dude the textbook had him dude big time.

dude Southern [ __ ] weird dork I bet. he's probably whatever I keep trashing. the South my bad my bad y'all I just. spent a lot of time down there and I'm. having fun lindsy Graham's a southern we. dor not trashing the South saying he's. prob yeah but I keep including Southern. as if that's an. indicator slightly less slightly less. trustworthy I hear Southerner talking. slick to me I'm going what the hell if I. hear Southern talking SP yeah your. spider eyes my tennis perk up and I go. this guy doesn't know [ __ ] he's from. [ __ ] the South why don't you shut up.

dumbasses this guy hate the [ __ ]. Union dude the [ __ ] this guy [ __ ]. this guy trying to bring back every time. sou are talking this guy trying to bring. back slavery what the [ __ ] I say don't. try to don't make me bring Sherman back. down here dud oh man they don't want. that you got oh God Sherman's coming we. better get out we better High tail it. boys but yeah it's it's tough what's. that lindsy God kind looks like Brian. Kelly dude kind of reminds me of not am. he looks like Trump mixed with Ellen. degenerous he really.

does yeah look give me his Wikipedia. where did that cheese dick go to school. where did he grow up the Citadel Central. Carolina oh that's a citadel University. of South Carolina University of Central. South Carolina law oh wow he's a. Gamecock through and through co go [ __ ]. South Carolina does historically stink. South Carolina rules dude South Carolina. is a state to go visit [ __ ] rules. shout out Hilton Head. I'm North Carolina I love the Carolina.

myself I go to Carolina in my mind I go. to Carolina in my mind a lot anytime my. girlfriend starts [ __ ] chirping I say. going to Carolina i' start going to the. beach I think wow it'd be nice to be. sitting on the Outer Banks with my. buddies girls got you de in one ear yep. tell you what if the military wanted you. to have a wife they'd issue you one damn. bro now you now hey now you're bringing. me back to my West Point you keep. talking to me like this. yeah abortion shit's weird man because. it's like yeah let's talk abortion it's.

well here's the thing man I'm I you know. it is a shame because it's. like I don't want to make people feel. bad who had there's no bone in my body. that wants to shame a person who has had. an abortion I get it maybe I had a girl. approached me saying she needed an. abortion asked me for 600 bucks I hope. to God she was just getting 600 bucks. out of me long time ago so I get I get. the pressures associated with it no. judgment at all I also understand that. there's people who are like there's a. human a humanoid creature with a.

heartbeat at six weeks maybe we. shouldn't kill it I get that dude no. shame on either side but it's like dude. you have people approaching that as if. it's life or death and then you have. people and then but this is this is my. most the Sinister part of my mind is. like how much of this is not even about. life it's about political people winning. out against each other and I just go. it's all it is Jesus man it's like. that's like that was a I'm getting the. sick I'm not talking about the people. protesting in the street or the people. online the Facebook Dad saying shut up.

[ __ ] yes exactly I'm talking about the. actual politicians knocking [ __ ] hats. off of ladies ass shut up no dude it. makes me so sick to my stomach man I. think about it and I just go cuz then. it's like and this again this isn't the. trash people I start to think like you. get like women who are like my career. and it's like I get it I get hold on. here's what I will say when it comes to. the my career thing yeah yeah there's a. lot of that there's also a lot of let's. say poor people yes that are trying to. work their way out of poverty that are.

about to go to college or are working. hard to get to College they get pregnant. in high school Yep they're not going to. be able to get to College they're going. to have to have a kid by themselves and. go back into the system where they keep. getting [ __ ] yeah so there is that so. need to really acknowledge that that's. true again we're getting into people's. reality yeah dude it's like poor single. motherhood yep you're telling me there's. a button you can press and it's like it. this is where I it's like you're telling. me you have to do something that like.

it's kind of like killing a puppy would. you kill a puppy to get a poor single. motherhood I would yeah you know what I. mean it's [ __ ] up it's got a tail it's. a dark part of myself I don't like to. talk about but it's like would you do. that yeah probably dude it's like it's. like calling that person a murderer not. the best not the best take yeah not the. best thing but being like it's nothing. it's not nothing it's human life all. right [ __ ] I'm like this come come on. guys come on guys how about and that's. the other thing too it's like obviously. it's like you have these good Christian. women being like we got to save these.

babies it's like why about you guys go. help poor single mothers man and also I. got to say this and poor single mothers. [ __ ] stop having so much goddamn sex. when it comes to [ __ ] sew it up for a. minute dude although that is the ticket. out of poor mother what are you talking. about shut up that is the you're married. trying to ruin it for the Bros that's. true that is that's the other thing too. Jose cono just snitch him because he. finished that's what you're doing dude. no no no no no no but now just realized. dude I'm I'm I'm this is a thought. exercise D I'm about to whoop your ass. you keep trying to [ __ ] block the.

brother single mothers keep [ __ ]. doing it [ __ ] Roy way we're going to do. it we're still going to abort them here. what I'm I'm saying as a poor single. mother that's the [ __ ] you're like. this with a [ __ ] with the lit up. tongs and you see you're just looking. for dongs they're like fly they're like. cargo gos dude you see some guys like. and I'm going to start an auto business. and you're like I think this is going to. work and they're just kind of like I. can't handle all this pressure. yeah you're like God damn it that dude. there's there's dudes who will just be.

like the the way out of it you go you go. like this you knock a lady up and then. you go look I'm going to take care of. the kid I just our relationship's not. working and then you just that's the. first line of distance and then you go. like you're really stressing me about. this whole thing how about I just do. weekends and you say hey I'm going to. support money when I can you know that's. that's a hell that's a bad hell a lot of. people haven't experience that I think. here's how I feel about the whole thing. what I think there's a lot of people. going with because me included I would I. can't sit around and be like you better.

not get an abortion yeah it's like I. might have to pull that trigger if it if. it came my way you know what I mean you. think you pull the trick there certainly. were times in my life I would I don't. know about right now but there certainly. was if I was younger I'd be like I I'm. living on [ __ ] cans of beans right. now for sure I don't look I'm trying to. do open mics I don't want to have to. move home to Mommy and Daddy to raise a. kid yeah um so. for sure who am I to judge bro I no no. no it's not and I know of course we're. not judging anybody getting this I'm not.

I'm not putting this on you either I'm. saying this is personally how I feel for. sure for sure that's the [ __ ] up. that's what bothers me a lot is I think. these lot a lot of these politicians. coming out there being like well that's. a human life you're ruining it's like. hey you dumbass what would you do would. you would you get an abortion so you. could become a South Carolina Senator I. bet you would yeah I bet you've done a. lot worse to get where you are yeah. that's true that's very true and that's. my opinion that's the problem at this is. this is where I like to Give opinions on.

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get conspiratorial yeah but it's like. hey I think the economy might about to. be. collapsing let's have them not point. fingers let's go ahead and make them. argue about abortion again dude dude I. when that thing came out I went oh you. [ __ ] I thought the same thing I. went oh these they're trying to start. some gas is $7 and uh the housing. Market's going to crash and everything's. going to [ __ ] let's have them argue. about abortion again I mean and this is. this is like it's [ __ ] up because I I. genuinely thought about that I was like. dude are they really like are they.

pressing like another button now like. all right we got the whole Trump thing. let's go this one yeah let's drop this. one it's still Trump by the way it's. always Trump oh yeah I've know every. [ __ ] clip or anything I see from. Biden he's like that was the last. Administration man oh I know they. they've been doing that forever we're. trying to fix this thing it's [ __ ]. [ __ ] I got to work on my body that's. not bad I got to figure it out I got to. watch him more true you don't see he. doesn't speak it you don't see him that. much falling off Bic he's just more of. yeah did you see Trump after he fell off. the bike he said I what he say I don't. ride bikes yeah he gave it he was.

like President Biden he's giving a. [ __ ] he's in ten he was in Tennessee. giving it in an arena he's like we're. worried about him he fell off his. bicycle like he just kept saying we're. really worried about him he just fell. off his. bicycle I promise you I'll never ride a. bicycle the crowd's like he's just. killing dude he keeps. killing it's yeah just [ __ ] nuts man. the whole thing is just bizarre to me. because it's like dude especially when. they go with the religious angle because.

they go like well what would you say to. a person who would have been born but. they weren't it's like it's a heavy. thing to think about and that's like a. really [ __ ] up thing to think about. it's very terrible and sad and very. shitty sucks yeah but it's like when. they attack it with like hatred it's. like dude come on man sure use that. Christian love dude all that stuff there. it's like dude that lady just aborted. her child maybe G give her a hug and. conso her rather than be you [ __ ]. murdering piece of [ __ ] what would Jesus. do there they would hug the lady I bet. Jesus Jesus would hug the lady Jesus. would have hugged her hug the lady and.

youd point up to the [ __ ] I don't go. to Ephesians be like dude the war is. between the [ __ ] us and the Masters. dude let's stop squabbling with that. wasn't from Ephesians yeah between the. dark Forces yeah it's like clearly you. and I shouldn't be fighting like yo man. that [ __ ] sucks you had to get an. abortion he would say hey I hope you get. your new job he without sin cast the. first stone what I'm saying man that's. what I'm saying wow dude it's all about. it's like dude sorry about all that [ __ ]. I was talking about locking up. pistachios at Dwayne Reed. I was fired up and then you know I got. to thinking about it and I was uh I was. wrong let's lock up the [ __ ] lock up the.

chips lock them up I'm going to flip. those [ __ ] I'm gonna flip those. pistachios dude like [ __ ] what the hell. is this how dare you my father's Dwayne. Reed this is my father's Dwayne Reed. yeah it just [ __ ] me up dude and then. the whole the political system at large. is just like two two octogenarians being. like you see that other [ __ ] idiot. fall [ __ ] dumbass and everyone's. like I've identified with the winning. and dominant 80-year-old man my doesn't. fall off but H it's dude it's [ __ ]. crazy what are those [ __ ] [ __ ] doing. [ __ ] them meanwhile that whole crowd's.

probably. like I've tossed a couple away oh dude. for sure I've tossed one but I feel bad. about it yeah it's terrible it's a it's. a terrible thing that is a economical. necessity within our current. circumstances that we find ourselves in. and it's very sad all right let's switch. over to the patreon we got the beeser. sitting outside love you guys dude hang. in there I love y for real dude it's. nothing but love got to approach you. with a little more love dude I you don't. have to try to win online dude just be.

like yo that sucks I'm sorry to hear. that also yes one of our human brothers. did fall to the machine at your hands. and that's so [ __ ] sad and I'm sorry. I [ __ ] love you guys what do we do. man what can we do other than love push. on dude that's it love try to make. people hey guys if you're out there. listening to this right now just try to. make someone else happy most people are. trapped between being like I just don't. want to think or talk about this or. instead of trying to make somebody happy. you could get on faceb. and troll the [ __ ] out just ruin. [ __ ] days dude yeah or just be.

like what do you think Mom I will carry. that into Twitter for you no problem. fight anyone who disagrees with my. parents believe all right God bless you. have a good day we're going to patreon. if you want to listen to us there get. over there dude. [Music].