Ep- 341 Juice WRLD

wow wow West yo Shadows right there yo. no pinching dude pinch gotta lay ground. rules pinches are definitely ol's yeah. big time I'm just I grab grabs n no. grabs unless it's like a like a ins. solidarity like shoulder Rock You Know. bik handshake is yeah dude course how. you do it grab [ __ ] forearms dude. [ __ ] okay we're good talking about. I'll just making sure I don't know [ __ ]. your brother just called me gay the. start the I didn't call you they. insinuated you were he insinuated I. didn't.

handshake obviously obviously dude or is. it the Spartan handshake doesn't even. matter I just I watch a whole thing on. Spartans dude they [ __ ] rule they. what is it with [ __ ] allright dudes. that love Spartans they're kind of the. [ __ ] dude like their whole lives just. rule they chill all their Bays just go. out and learn dance and how to tease. them to make them have tougher. skin what do you mean I've watched a. whole documentary on so how do they. tease and they pinch them no they just. like make fun of them they give them. tougher skin oh like figuratively. tougher SK according to ancient history. so the guys we lost out and like train.

and wrestle they would train the girls. would go and learn how to sing dance. yeah you like the wrestling so they. they'd come home from they've come home. from like seeing their friends get their. head cut off and the wife would be like. oh I mean dude to die in battle was the. greatest honor yeah so they weren't. thinking it like you guys they were they. want I don't know how they got tricked. into that that [ __ ] sucks guys like. Gardini out there the real Italians dude. they're out there they want to die Glory. dying there there's nothing glorious. about it dude back then there was I'm. more of an guy from Athens I'm more of a.

uh put me in some robes let me have some. boys for sure you're a philosopher I'm. just up here. yeah how can I get more boys. thinking yeah the thing I was watching. there was not a lot of that boy crap SP. yeah they leave that out conveniently. yeah I mean yeah I think it was I think. it was every I think it was just I think. everyone was getting into it boy butt. yeah back then the sweetest butt dude if. there was no internet no sell phone it's.

you and a boy you're on like a long trip. and it's like 13300 where there's no. rules just a road trip you're. instinctively going to crawl up in it. you're Le I mean that there might be. another I love that you went to it's out. of. necessity oh maybe all they're thinking. about is a woman I mean dude look you're. on a road trip you're tired there's no. cell phones you're going to [ __ ] Bo. you're definitely going to play games a.

little bit be like you you're College. freshman you're like I mean you can stay. in my room if you want I never did that. what' you do a college freshman I want. the dcq President's List yeah your. President's List College obviously dcq. president County Community College did. you play any sports there n wait why'd. you get the President's List got good. ass grades what' you get all a true you. got straight A at Delaware Community. College yeah then went to Temp one why. what happened my almost modern High I.

was not even party life juice world all. time he was living with party light. platinums came out that was sick. remember B Bight platinums came out yeah. I didn't like them was that like Melo. bolra for Bud Light no they were just. heavier Duty Bud Lights like what just. stronger Bud Lights yeah just really. they were amped up oh yeah oh yeah I. just remember the commercial I just went. to I remember Kanye West was it really. was it really yeah you know that song uh. he did BL Platinum it was it runaway. yeah I don't know the beginning they.

used that for the Bud Light Platinum. debut I remember being like the. marketing guy here is a genius it just a. dude looking at his report card like. [ __ ] I'm going to have to tell my. parents were you afraid to tell your mom. and dad that you got bad grades no not. at all my uh I was doing in the. summertime I was doing demolition my. uncle drove up in a truck and he was. like what the [ __ ] are you doing like. what are you talking about he's like. you're going to school for construction. management you're already doing it. there's no reason for you to be in.

school I guess you got a point there. then the next semester I went in and I. was like you know what this isn't for me. should have done something like. astronomy or something sick I mean all. this is like youtubable now what about. astrology I [ __ ] with as I know you. that's why I remember that should go. back to Community College for astrology. you know Bill's into astrology I mean. dude he checks tarot cards what do you. what do you uh it's just all my YouTube. algorithm 2020 is a year I think it's uh. the maiden meets the fool correct me. that's what billionaires do billionaire.

2020 is the year we look in the mirror. dude 202 [ __ ] reflection 202 yeah hm. interesting I just made okay fair. enough did you have more CV really yeah. okay I'm a [ __ ] fool 2021 made it me. a fool. dude telling you dude actually the age. of Aquarius you met a maiden obviously. what do you mean what you're out of your. mind you're out you're a damn saying you. have a girlfriend how do I don't have a. girlfriend have a girlfriend can I say. what these four walls yeah obviously I. don't a f so he was talking to me about.

it he's like I got a young he's got he's. got a little young thing I didn't say. young I told me how old she was young he. brought in her age she's got a college. babe okay awesome co-ed yeah what's uh. what's her deal College babe What's your. deal what's he was I was like I was like. let me see some pics bro and he was like. yeah no honorably he was like I'll show. you in person yeah and I get here today. and he's like oh I'll show you the pics. oh jeez did she deleted her Instagram.

dude I've never seen a faker girlfriend. in my life oh she's she's from out of. town she's in college like let me see. 18-year-old girl deletes her Instagram. wasn't 18 please please don't do that. wasn't 18 what's soon to be 18 girl. deletes your Instagram are you just wait. it wasn't Instagram it was she sent it. to me on Snapchat she deleted her snap. she told me to now SN bad [ __ ] do be. on Snapchat wa so she told you to down. damn. dude you're man you're M bro told you. you better be careful man I can't.

camera's not going to pick up anything. stop. it I didn't do wait how' you guys meet. huh how you guys I'm not going to get. into this come on I want to know did you. meet online no dude I don't meet girls. on the internet in real life that's what. I do you IRL met her at a college campus. no it was at a it was at a get together. okay so you're at a party why you being. so weird about it I just dude I just. want to have some personal life I don't. need to put that out there it's there's. too there's too many murky Waters True I. agree oh people will start looking up.

and all that stuff just everything are. you still on social media barely okay I. chip back out once you once someone says. because me and sper over this all the. time it's like dude [ __ ] obviously. Snapchat's [ __ ] yeah and if you're. sitting there no girls are Snapchat you. naked pictures obviously it's [ __ ]. you'll never check it it's so stupid and. I know that for a fact so you wait till. you talk to a girl not even I wait I. just I still yeah [ __ ] that like and. then she's like oh well check your. Snapchat and instead of being like you. reupload absolutely [ __ ] Snapchat's.

horrible I just say yes of course you. want to see the pics yes obviously what. do you think simp chat I mean s chat. yeah it really is when you s for these. girls how do you how does it make you. feel you called me at 2:30 in a jam in a. jam dude what was he in a jam about we. weren't in a jam I just said can you do. the podcast said please I didn't say. please dude you please do the podcast. please do the podcast you on Snapchat.

Sim chat bro oh s. chat all right this is too silly dud. that's juice World dude no juice world. is when you lose all your Snapchat. girlfriend see all the shadows in your. room what you's on sad [ __ ] dude he's. not dude once you lose all your Snapchat. Bays you [ __ ] you're juice world yeah. when I'm going to sleep and I staring at. my [ __ ] door and there's a pillow in. between my legs that's juice world yeah. and you just I'm in Juice World there. you just see Shadows your former base.

wait so if your girlfriend were to block. you on Snapchat juice world that's. immediate juice world if I I'll tell you. this if I do this is you're going like. this if I do cocaine yeah and I can't. sleep at night 100% see theud juice. world I wish my I wish my baby was right. here obviously dude sitting here I stink. dude being just rattled on cocaine at. night dude it's the worst what if your. baby's there then she's asleep and. you're like. trying to breathe quietly you're like.

the dude from Men In Black who needs the. sugar. waterers and then well if your girl's. there then you're like I wish she wasn't. here yeah this is crazy you want to [ __ ]. them all when you're on cocaine huh no. right no you're tenis yeah I'm not real. I don't get real sexual on drugs I don't. yeah what you say e the most sexual on. alcohol midday alcohol midday sobriety. midday ciety horny as [ __ ] dude just. first thing in the morning nice few a. little shot of Al and some coffee you.

I'm driving dude if I'm driving I'd be. day turns on by Al Stewart You're just. horny what do you think about I've had. sex that. really that's you've had sex that the. end of the day that's [ __ ] Regal I've. gotten head to year the Cat by Al. Stewart [ __ ] yeah dude you don't get. head to Al Stewart that's awesome I want. to get head to nus that's for the guys I. want to get head to n no no the song. nadamas. by I thought Nas it's getting head from.

like you can hate me now I'll be pretty. tight yeah that's a little too epic true. true true you can't get hard you can't. you can I never have sex like I never. can do that really [ __ ] to music it's. crazy [ __ ] to listening to like the. weekend yeah it's embarrassing it's so. weird yeah I've never uh I remember in. college a girl put on like a song that. was supposed to be like super sexy yeah. and like started she was like all drunk. and started dancing and I remember just. getting sad and being like it's [ __ ].

weird I laid with a woman and she was. like do you want to play music and I was. like she was like do you have like an. Alexa or something M I was like no. really and then moments later I was like. moments later quickly I like yes I do I. do put on the music is pretty tight. after I had finished put on really yeah. I was like I was just playing babe I got. music on Deck I got to start busting I. haven't busted out music we're going to. listen to a. podcast yeah I haven't played Music In. Forever during sex no no it's it's for. women I'm I'm going to start playing the.

they all have sex playlist the dream the. dream that's that's rugged dream be. tight I just could imagine like throwing. on Star Boy by the weekend then having. sex what about star boy and then having. anal sex bro that's gay you don't have. anal sex no you serious how do you guys. do it then. [Laughter]. sh him I'm just kidding dude I'm sorry. so you met a c-ad h take me back to the. party it's night of the party you're. sitting there you got a beard to your.

chest you're just scoping out the. bikeler spikes you got a spike spiky. yeah you're getting a little Rowdy yeah. I mean this is two years ago whoa you. guys met two years ago I've known her. damn how old was she when met how many. girls do you know. dude I mean. shame no grabbing no grabbing no you're. touching his chair you're touching his. chair not F you're getting into my world. I'm sorry you're right you're right. you're right and it'll get listen listen. I apologize that's all I want to hear I. apologize to you what's what the hell's.

wrong with that you're at a party you. got a spike part but he said how the. hell old was [ __ ] you know what I ha all. you got to do is say the truth I that's. what I'm saying I'm saying the truth and. you guys are insinuating you you think. we're getting you're on some Matt Gates. action hilarious did you see that no. what's Matt G mat Gates all time. funniest [ __ ] rebuttal for anyone. calling you a pedophile yeah dude what'd. he say so he got accused of um it sucks. trafficking because he if you if you're. here's here's a here's a word to the. watch if you are a pedophile stay in.

your state these guys get jammed up they. like go to a different state and it's. like well now you're a sex trafficker. but you know obviously the guy thought. he was above the law so yeah his. family's like Rich As [ __ ] Yeah so what. happened so he allegedly was having sex. with 17-year-old girl have he had an or. Gates like the dude with the big head. from Senate okay got big ass sck back. hair yeah he looks like almost like. Jimmy Neutron he looks like an emaciated. Mel Kyper I don't know who Mel who's Mel. Kyper uh was that the draft yeah okay.

yeah yeah I know about that but he went. on oh yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh the sports. draft I thought you said Mal kyber yeah. I know yeah he uh he got by the New York. Times accused of banging a 17year old. girl two and he was an orgy with an. unnamed so wait he got accused in the. New York Times of being the man yeah on. dude he's our leader dude times was like. yo this guy's the man and what he went. on Tucker Carlson and his his EV was you.

guys don't know this but I'm in an FBI. sting operation oh right yeah I heard of. this and he didn't he like Implement. Tucker no no no I could have sworn he. did he was like you met her he did oh he. did say he's like yeah you're right. Tucker's like Tu I don't know anything. about the first thing he did was he said. I mean Tucker you've been accused of. malicious sexual acts and Tucker Carlson. just like looking all weird with this. [ __ ] time and he goes uh I mean mine. wasn't like yours that was a crazy. person that I didn't know and then like.

they keep talking he goes and then. Tucker we were at that dinner party and. you know the girl I was with she is now. she could get in trouble for this and. Tucker calls and goes that is horrible. but I have no idea what you're talking. about yeah Tucker yeah he was claiming. that they were trying to get my man they. ran the story and he he like named a. former I think a former judge or. something lawyer or some [ __ ] was the. guy was a judge though More's coming out. about Gates now which is even a better. story what's what's going on now now he. was at FSU in the early 2000s that.

doesn't sound good with his boys you. talking. about what are you talking about that. sounds like a dream with his boys down. in town of hasse down in 2000 probably. was they were doing cocaine Chris Chris. Rick's years L Coke Nick Gates his boys. one of them happened to be black and. they were all [ __ ] around like you do. on cocaine I don't know it's you're kind. of I don't do cocaine anymore so you get. they start Ed asfixia each other and.

allegedly jerking off and the black dude. died with cocaine and semen on him and. Gates was the last one seen to leave the. room now this is a legend this is the. new story it's like. clue this is so he was he was sus yes. somebody saw him vent saw him vent. dude yeah I mean for some reason they're. going hard as [ __ ] on this dude I mean. he easily could be a pedophile but just. wild for the New York Times he claims he.

was Dr he was dropping names like these. guys R I have the text they're asking. for $25 million in my paw and it's all. to free some guy who's who's been uh. captured by Iran he's like that's they. just want to free it's like who's going. to not free this guy why would they have. to like make you a pedophile to free. this they'll definitely free that guy. like yo we found the guy who's captured. in Iran like y let's go get him you. don't have to make a guy a pedophile. he's like they're clearly making this up. it's it's a weird [ __ ] story this is. where it leads to you goofing on me and.

then I wind up on Tucker like Tucker. Tucker come on we both been. accus we're boys dude true I'm sorry I. said sorry I think that was a like I was. talking to about it I think that was. like a head out to Tucker across and if. Gates is guilty like hey Tucker remember. that girl I was with we were at the. dinner remember that well it's also one. of those things if you're like in the. crosshairs or some [ __ ] you just want to. make everyone like come on you you did. it too and you're like he said he was. anytime somebody gets accused of like. everybody no I would never yeah what.

yeah tuck came on he's a [ __ ] booze. bag though who Gates Tucker is he oh. yeah get [ __ ] [ __ ] cocked all the. time I can see that actually all the. time how do you know this I mean there's. like he gives speeches and [ __ ] just. hammered uh what there's uh turning. point and [ __ ] oh yeah he'll give. speeches there just blitz dude [ __ ] yeah. kind of rolles so I think he's an easy. person to get. um also he dropped that Hunter Biden. [ __ ] very quickly I finally watch. watched that uh John Oliver on Tucker.

how bad was that that's it's terrible. it's weird as [ __ ] girls are writing for. him that's what that is there's no doubt. but it's just like every joke now is. just like Tucker Carlson you loaf of. Wonderbread like every joke is like. you're so white yeah like okay John. Oliver you [ __ ] British dork [ __ ]. he's like a Charles Dickens character. yeah it was it's uh give that a watch if. you get a chance it's crazy I stop. [ __ ] with Oliver actually you guys. were pretty into.

John I I always knew he wasn't real I. was like nah tell first of all he's a. Brit First Strike red coat yeah red coat. obviously don't forget what happened no. that dude just absolutely just senses. power and goes right to it he's British. yeah that dude used to be pretty funny. and then out of nowhere like I swear to. God I think he just got a bunch of like. girl writers now the show just sucks. it's like what everyone looks like yeah. was corporate overlords were like all. right John it's time we're doing this. now he was just like yeah I'll sure bro. come on man I cough directly onto my.

tits I don't have Co by the way I got. tested I was sick all last week I was. like I better not have this [ __ ] really. it's a fourth [ __ ] wave dude oh yeah. you might have had a new strain I would. dude I would have had South have been. one of those new strains ones that are. made in Labs yeah dude what how dare you. you trying to get us [ __ ] kicked off. the internet yeah dude all these new. strains have been curated in Labs. they're not found in the wild look at. the [ __ ] up or watch no I've seen dude. I've seen Stars 24 co5 lot wild a couple.

times yeah this dude this four strain. though come on man this the fourth wave. dude I thought wave two was bad that's. nothing the fourth dude you're gonna get. some Crispy Cream what you talking about. you're gonna get the jab what you're. gonna get the jab why you call the. Crispy Cream get free Crispy Cream when. to get the shot do you really [ __ ] I. know I. know oh changes things I'm watching The. Walking Dead dude you're going to walk. down there likeis. [Music].

yeah I I know somebody who uh who went. and got the crispy creams and they were. telling me that you go in there and it's. just like they're playing like really. relaxing music and there's dudes in like. camoufl like military outfits who are. just being like this way and you're just. listening it's. like Stewart yeah they're playing like. uh they're playing like Frank Sinatra. and [ __ ] it's like fly me to them and. you have like military guys like right. this way sir go over there gery's got it. did he gery's got it and said he had to. you get it and then you have to wait. like 15 minutes to see if you're.

allergic to it okay so they just sit you. in a room and you just sit there you're. like all right hope I don't [ __ ] die. and once you pass that time then you can. no longer sue them it's like one day. afterwards and any side effect after. like one or two days that's on you yeah. that makes sense so if you're going to. give it to the entire country there's. going to be at least 6% of people who. are like [ __ ] dude the school I was at. was like they were telling me the one. time they're like they're like the one. thing that sucks is that the parents are. constantly trying to sue us for. everything like just con like we're. constantly being hit with lawsuits we.

shouldn't live in a laticious society I. agree with that for sure that [ __ ]. pisses me off it's [ __ ] lame as hell. it's bull crap dude you don't like suing. no I think it's no Blue Collar Lottery. not my thing yeah not a fan they would. be tight though to get a good lawsuit on. somebody someone yeah just [ __ ]. someone's [ __ ] up crush somebody yeah. the the uh in my group chat the vaccine. Talk's heavy your phone busing bro yeah. your girlfriend it's not my girlfriend. it's my.

uncle what's your uncle want probably. talk about work or something like. that but yeah dude I'm uh what the [ __ ]. is so F you look at you're funny you're. a funny guy you're funny think I got. minutes you told you were running some. bits run those bits again right. here last night it's not a good bit he. called he called me and he's like yo you. think I could do stand up and I was like. definitely. EAS give it run your bits just a premise. what the hell's going.

on so what are you Super Mario or. something got gini the you're doing. crowd what are fat people doing getting. Crispy Cream for the the coronavirus man. that's crazy oh cuz it increases two. masks I'll wear 15. [ __ ] wait these aren't your bits. I forget my other bit remember your Prem. oh I know what it was premise I said it. on my drink a what happens if you you're.

like yo what's up with drinking drinking. yeah I I honestly forget was like yo you. ever like no pen or paper dude all up. here really we're just drinking and then. it's like okay I guess we're here now I. think I could all it up you could also. it is very funny to note that they're. giving crispy creams to people even. though it puts them at higher risk of. dying of covid yeah it's [ __ ]. [ __ ] blood sugar it's not good to. increase people's blood sugar yeah yeah. what's up with you though you keep. probing me about all my ni stuff what's. up with you I'm chilling man just uh I'm.

I'm just exhausted from set life bro. yeah I bet do you have like is there um. food and [ __ ] there yeah like spreads. it's called craft Services yeah there is. craft Services is that what it's called. yeah dude you imagine oh my God yeah. Hollywood wanted me I piss on them dude. Hollywood wanted you dude you would love. you would love craft Services dude what. I asked yeah you got you guys were. looking at me licking your chops no no. no no what are you the hell you guys are. looking at the hell are you talking that.

girl turn your goddamn brain Bush dude. you love fo dude my brain's never been. more connected this guy's love sick huh. you're crazy I'm not crazy crazy in love. right now I've been elsewhere dude what. do you mean oh DM un like you too I've. been elsewhere oh what was it what was. your DMT experience how was that [ __ ]. weird break it down I heard you I heard. you came out of it I'm [ __ ] by that. this thing that bubbler thing [ __ ] that. what do you mean like that guy I like it. but that's all I could hear when I was.

going out and I was looking at my one. dude here spade and Tom and I saw. [ __ ] sacred geometry all over the. [ __ ] table I have no idea what the. [ __ ] that [ __ ] is so thatd you just saw. random shapes no sacred geometry why is. it Sac look it up the sacred shapes. they're the ones that are found in. nature repeatedly through makes the. universe oh like the. Nautilus yeah probably right oh there's. that that's one the spiral yeah. obviously the spiral yeah but I was. looking at everyone and all I wanted to. say was later boys and couldn't do it. you couldn't say later boys say bye your.

boys I want to say later boys cuz I did. it three times and by the third time. nothing was in front of me trying to get. a catch race I was trying to look at I. was looking at all of them just like. this and my head was just going back I. shot the [ __ ] out of I was like what the. [ __ ] I was like that's it and then my. brother's like dude close your eyes I. closed my eyes then it was like later. just shot through the [ __ ] Universe. serpent [ __ ] flying over me shooting. in my chest saw a serpent on this like a. reptile head yeah they were like flowing. serpents that [ __ ] were flying around.

like this then shot into DMT you saw the. DMT Spirit dude quel quaddle Dam serpent. damn dude what the [ __ ] Shane I've been. places you're going to be okay you think. I don't know yeah I came back and just. right when I shot back out I was looking. at that and I just went what's up boys. holy [ __ ] uh somebody posted I think it. was on Reddit or I saw it online. somewhere it was like are the are the. DMT entities going to be racist cuz I I. guess uh somebody an African-American.

fellow took DMT oh yeah and the entities. were calling him the N word really quado. was had a bunch of mixis what was with. the was there some someone on Reddit or. some I feel like that's just in your. head you smoke DMT like they're going to. be racist to me they're goingon to be. racist to me I pray if I ever do DMT the. entities are racist as hell that' be so. you go up there and they're like what's. up with the FBI crime statistics you're. like no God no. ah dude can they for real not.

swim a. snake you got to pretend yeah other than. that it was just weird you got try to. hold a laughing on DMT while the snake's. like what do you call a black astronaut. no no. no dude don't do it dude Bill if you. want to trip right now don't do it dude. you could trip there's an app I got for. tripping dude this thing is so [ __ ]. funny you got trippy app dude watch this. yeah so you have what what are you. talking about Square now dude check. smoke dude check.

this check this out this made me laugh. so [ __ ] hard so it's an app you put. it to your you put it to your face and. they use they call it like strobo Sonic. technology did you make this up no I. found this today it's this but watch. what it does it'll it's G to take a. minute but it'll start to it'll blast. you off no it won't I swear to god dude. it's so [ __ ] funny download this I. read about it on the internet dude watch. this you can you could send someone in. space I love to see your [ __ ]. targeted ads you would they're so fun my.

new when be ridiculous when I open up. the news it's just like YouTube doesn't. care about weed anymore where the hell. is this thing come on dude blast it off. it'll start to shoot like it uses your. cell phone bro [ __ ] dude I'm [ __ ]. blasting off I'm [ __ ] blasting oh my. god dude seizure you go to you go to a. dark room and close your eyes and you. put this thing there and if you hold it. there in a dark room you'll start to see. like shapes and like geometric patterns. Flash in your [ __ ]. eyes it's you might as well careful dude.

I'm G [ __ ] blast you off I used to do. that [ __ ] when I was little just rub the. [ __ ] out of my eyes oh [ __ ] dude I'm so. [ __ ] that's what it does it gives you. basically like seeing the back of your. eyelids and they you know you see like. your little veins andu but it's taking. it and put in there and eventually your. imagination you're just like oh [ __ ]. dude I'm [ __ ] tripping it's so funny. I don't think so they tout this thing I. know they tout it like it's a uh like. they want to have it set up where you. could like go somewhere for a center and. have like them just like blink a strobe. light in your face like a half an hour. like I think the app developer burned.

you dude it's free fre that's just. Chinese taking facial technology. probably recognition people like poor. certain oh now we can manipulate all the. [ __ ]. hippies all the stupid. hippies I'm start dosing people with it. just be like like oh [ __ ] oh dude what. the hell keep that on you I'm start on. you just like a homeless gets reality. towards you MK Ultra dud right away like. back off freak hold on five minutes. yeah it's it's very funny I was reading.

about it I'm like no [ __ ] way and I. downloaded went into my dark bathroom. and was just like just makes you feel. dizzy Just a light flash in your face it. makes you feel dizzy yeah it's not good. yeah it's pretty tight though it's tight. technology dude [ __ ] trip yeah I was. tripping so [ __ ] hard today in my. bathroom just they used to have that. [ __ ] on YouTube when you would like. stare at the swirl and look up on the. wall and everything would. move yeah I remember that careful. careful dude what you get [ __ ] up from. that what do you mean St have to swirl. like that now you're a goddamn drug. addict out here doing doing DM like a.

[ __ ] hippie did it once I said thank. you and I'm on my way would you what was. your main. takeaway it's just just literally. nothing just more chaos I mean dude. you're just [ __ ] gone like there I. don't people might see [ __ ] entities. or whatever but whatever the [ __ ] that. was no entities showed up and screamed. the N word in your face yeah I I just. you're just all expl you're just all. snakes I just shapes I mean really. you're just seeing tons of shapes really.

[ __ ] fast tight feels good it's like. this so it's basically this no yeah. that's it basically this pretty much. I've done DMT then I did five minutes on. this scene today I was [ __ ] gone. you're a different person exactly I. could tell I'm dude I'm telling you I. I've been trying to integrate the. knowledge I got from my trip today what. did you learn oh dude so I can't I can't. put it in the words my YouTube got. [ __ ] up by all that what like I before. I did DNT I watched like a few videos. and dudes talking about it and now like. every [ __ ] video I have is just like.

so I did 2 CB acid LSD Molly and then 5. Meo DMT it's called the Grand Slam and. they like talk it like it's the worst. kind of H yeah I had a dude being like. yo you have to once you're on the five. gram of mushrooms Blast Off on DMT it's. like d I don't need I don't need to do. that it's a lot yeah when I was in. college a lot of the dudes started. smoking. syn like all the synthe drugs like not. not just spice there's like synthetic. drugs like synthetic like drugs to trip. bass salts and [ __ ] there's bass salts.

but there's also ones that would make. you trip like it was like a synthesized. like DMT type thing and they were [ __ ]. up yeah they're bad did that ketamine. you did ketamine bro [ __ ] no what the. hell I was just there I was existing no. wonder you. flunked I didn't do any c you're up. there doing you doing two CBS I know I. didn't the synthetics always scared me. yeah I fed out a bunch yeah I know how. was it when you broke the news me oh.

dad I used to hide my I like got a good. report card from uh Drexel and then I. got a couple like real bad ones and I. would just show I'd be like my mom like. how' you do and I'd bust up a report. card from like two semesters ago be like. still killing it I never I never got out. of like the only reason I cared about my. grades was to hide it from Mom and Dad. yeah exactly I remember like I got a C. once in like 8th grade and called my. parents and I was like I got to see we. don't care and I was like okay see you. guys. they let that open the door dude my.

parents then on I was straight C student. yeah they did not give a [ __ ] see you. later bill you can use that in your act. in your little skits you have to do. stand up once dude if I broke like a 3.0. GPA like [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah second. honors bro other than that I'm I'm. hovering at 2728 that's a Sol that's you. know not applying myself that's an alpha. GPA 27 28 like hovering just under 3. you're not like really dumb you're just. going through the motion you're like a. 14 you're really dumb or you have. behavioral issues yeah 27 with like not.

even trying that's like Peak Performance. in my opinion that's Peak Performance. I'll take that that's a man scen no. homework no studying just you know how. to cheat well during a test well enough. that's all you need I used to love. peeking dude that I sucked at it PE. cheat sheets for me I felt like I was so. good at itally dude give me someone with. a Scantron next to me get the pattern. yeah the full pattern right down so I. would go hit i' hit this I would go say. bad peers ah yeah you got bad eyes I got.

22 but dude I would sit there and go. like this oh man what is it oh and I. would just look at the teacher out of my. peripheral and she was if she or he was. not paying attention I would look at. them were they boom right get the. answers bam or it it would be teacher. scope to teach make eye contact every. now and again be. like they look away test every single. time yeah I think it was a lot I don't. know how you went to coad school I did. yeah yeah when it's just the [ __ ]. boys dude it's on everyone's hooking it.

up sliding over girls tend to be girls. are rat [ __ ] no no no no you guys have. that all wrong really yeah there's. always [ __ ] oo there's always there's. always girls desperate for the approval. of men yeah but there's still like dumb. they like smart like dumb enough to do. all their homework yeah maybe girls I. maybe I put that wrong not [ __ ] but. uh girls that want the approval but. don't have the sand to start dishing out. head to a bunch of guys at parties they. still want the approval of the boys so. they're like here's here's the cheat.

sheet can't imagine being a girl in high. school dude it's got to be so [ __ ]. it's got to suck my parents took that. from me what I never have to see girls. in high school me either that's probably. why you guys are so stunted sexually. what are you talking about SE I'll [ __ ]. you right now sh what what what' you say. I said I'll [ __ ] with you right now you. said you'll [ __ ] you said you want to. have sex okay you're being funny now. save it for the stage true my. bad yeah yeah dude it was it was.

everyone was pretty cool if you didn't. share your test and word got out. everyone would be like [ __ ] you dude. yeah you would get it from everybody and. it was just fart city was it fart City. in coed High School uh yes which. actually I would argue could have made. it funnier true cuz then there were. girls that were like upset or like. e just it just never stopped being. hilarious yeah farts are all time yeah. farts are obviously the best day time at. the end of every one of these uh. uh shoots we're doing there's a they do.

this thing for sound check at the end. where after you rap yeah yeah uh they're. like all right everybody quiet on set. for uh sound or whatever the [ __ ] it is. for background noise so they can cancel. it out so they just everybody has to. just sit there silently all I want to do. is fart as hard as I can you got one yet. no what no cuz it's also after we we're. done shoot like because you shoot these. things for [ __ ] like eight hours yeah. it's a so everyone's just TI oh it's so. hard dude you wouldn't understand you. wouldn't understand hard work. but a hard worker but yeah if you hit a.

fart doing that and make him reset the. sound people would be actually upset. that actually no it would be too funny. though it would how how how's a. production company in you you guys get. along we Bros yeah wow there's some. there's a lot of broads but they're all. chill good broads yeah yes good average. age average age yeah I'll say Upp AG I'm. just asking the hell what the hell dude. you have a girlfriend bro yeah what are. you worried about stuff like you don't. have a girlfriend no what why you she's.

going to be ticked when she hears that I. can say it no problem why huh why are. you so stoked on being single dude huh. why don't you just treat them right why. don't why you treat them right these. girls dude treat the babies right I'm a. Ste what I'm a Ste what are you talking. about you can hop on that thing yeah. that's how you hold it down you ever see. the horses down North Carolina wherever. in Maryland yeah you can pet him hop on. he might stay on for a little while but. eventure you're [ __ ] off down in. Maryland where where is that Virginia. Virginia Virginia yeah that's me so why.

why why are you so why you like that bad. company dude that's what really I. thought I thought you were just like. looking for love yeah I'm a lover boy. but you know I'm a real sick when you. get to know me I'm just a sicko dude. what the hell bro you stealing my. bed bro that's that's all I do just. calls me it says the same thing over and. over just yell at Tre clins into the. phone yeah then I just go bruh Shane.

sounds like he's scrolling Tik Tok the. whole time he calls. me every time I'm driving I just call. Bill I'm just like I'm just a sicko a. real sicko when you get to know me and. then I stop there I don't say the rest. of the the rest is that what he says oh. bruh I might start a campaign to just. take the nword out of rap totally you. should like this is enough dude on your. team true me Will Smith he never Cur. because of his grandom yeah man he. didn't need that junk well I do so [ __ ].

him and [ __ ] you too dude you're a real. Renegade honestly honest to God dude all. jokes aside you're a renegade thanks man. no problem why you why you smileing like. that when you say that I'm just saying. look at you're a renegade all black to. express your rage [ __ ] mad at the. world they don't know what's coming bill. this we could call this the Cal before. the storm I'm a ticking Time Bomb dude. you don't want to [ __ ] start pushing. buttons yeah you know what I am what huh.

what the kind of guy I am what kind of. guy are you do you know no I don't I. know exactly what you're going to say. I'm the kind of guy yeah he's red button. there says don't push the red button. yeah you go two fingers push it twice do. you really do you really why do you why. are you that why are you that way I'm a. problem you're a problem I'm a problem. dude I I I heard that on Real World. versus Road roll one time when I was. like 15 I was like that's the gayest. thing I've ever heard that's [ __ ].

rules dude oh man don't push that button. I push it twice that I mean that those. were the biggest Bros in the world like. CT all those dud damn I remember the dud. that couldn't stop fighting here Tech no. there was CT CT from Boston Boston yeah. yeah bro I don't remember dudes from. Real World I just remember like I just. remember CT now that you mention it. there was uh [ __ ] the one in Philly. there was a gay dude I remember seeing. that just like what the [ __ ] I was like. 15 like e dude really it's gross it had.

an Lasting Impression though didn't. didn't it didn't it have an impression. it's funny that's the one you remember. huh that's the one you. remember I mean what the [ __ ] did you. watch a little n x video n dud you. didn't watch that you didn't watch no I. legitimately didn't watch it so why are. you saying [ __ ] that you didn't even see. it because he's making a Satan Sho with. [ __ ] blood in it dude that rules it. doesn't rule i' I'm on record satanism. is the. gayest being like obsessed with Satan is.

kind of gay true definitely yeah for. sure definitely who's calling you like. this off the hook dude I have a [ __ ]. job okay but what the heck it's after. hours yeah you got 247 here you got a. unionize dude job [ __ ] the union jobsite. 20 you don't like Union no [ __ ] that why. huh I get it on my. own what I get it on my own come on hey. hey we said no yo dude I'm sorry we said. no pinches l n i this is just a [ __ ].

so Lil nzx grinded on the devil and you. didn't like it you don't like that you. didn't see the video he's got some good. dance moves I bet he does he's got some. real good dance moves I'm gonna take a. gander did you watch the. video no comment you you did watch it I. have seen the video did it arous you it. did not arouse is there any moment where. he moved his body where it kind of. looked like a girl for a. second um you were like that looked like. a girl you're like it's just a boy don't. [ __ ] pay attention he's dressed like.

a girl yeah so you could see his hips. gyrating and you it did nothing for you. at all absolutely nothing this is April. foolishness day dude oh it is April. exact goly I didn't even know that oh. yeah oh yeah damn you didn't play any. pranks I mean I'm usually playing pranks. regardless I so I take able Fool's Day. off to kind of throw it on off they're. used to me pranking you are no I I went. to I I broke into a school and put Chalk. in the.

Eraser did you ever do that in real life. yeah that's the move on April Fool every. day come on man every when you like me. every day is April fools true that dude. you're a real. fool yeah the little Nas stuff is just. like I don't know if this is just. gibberish mostly is you didn't see you. didn't see the video though mostly no. you should watch the video dude I. shouldn't you should you should check it. you should at least give it a chance. dude a chance for what just you're. talking about it dudee you might. actually watch I'm not talking about the.

music video what are you talking about. the shoe do you you know what shoe he's. coming out with the shoe what's that. have to do with anything the [ __ ]. music video is he [ __ ] the devil in. the music video Devil he's coming out. with a devil [ __ ] shoe yeah yes it's. got human blood a drop of human blood in. it it has like some devil verse on the. side of it okay this why this is. happening this really feels like a like. a Marilyn Manson move back in the day. yeah dude if you're getting tricked into. being upset. Vigor nah dude if if you're if.

you're if you're secure if you're whoa. dude that rolled off a little easy dude. just that is word in the English. dictionary just look it up what I'm. saying is if you're secure in your faith. dude you don't worry about stuff like. that I'm secureity of my faith dude I'm. married I see something like that I see. a troubled young man dude putting blood. in his shoes yeah I just I just have no. business watching the music video you. should check it out at least why though. you should give it a watch you should. talk about things my personal not you. brought it up said did you watch I said.

no [ __ ] that you said it was gay yeah. it's gay it is gay it is literally G. it's objectively gay yes but then we're. assuming the Devil is a man that's kind. of [ __ ] up actually if you give a lap. dance to a lady that's piss you if. you're the devil the devil's probably. feel pain I feel it's pain what everyone. s like oh you're gay you're gay and. little nzx does this and everyone's like. oh the devil's gay he's probably pissed. down there you think Devil's straight as. hell I get chicks. nah dude the devil's loving all this.

dissension and. confusion I don't know dude it it just. it doesn't Vibe with me at all oh most. definitely what you haven't seen it you. don't know the whole the whole sanism. thing I'm not with it it might maybe he. was doing a I mean you don't you haven't. seen the end you don't know what he does. to the devil at the end I don't care you. should release a answer video and start. a beef with your St Michael do live. you're St Michael killing that's those. are the snakes you saw in Your Vision. true those are the devil dude no no no. you have history [ __ ] up they made. snakes the bad thing snakes are actually.

good snakes are the Creator D no I I. like St Patrick dude drive them out. [ __ ] please there was no snakes in. Ireland what yeah cuz he drove them out. dude there were he said made up lies. made up. lies so you're Pro snake you in. Dorian you in the Deeds love snake why. don't you get a snake I can't think of. snakes without thinking about that video. on useless junk of the dude [ __ ] the. snake that's the worst video of all time. that thing has stuck with me yeah. fck literally like you see the.

penetration it's [ __ ] gross I mean to. be you know to be totally objective it's. Doran [ __ ] a snake no he's gonna. [ __ ] shoot your ass dude you guys are. both strapped huh you guys that would be. a shootout dude you ineds you guys would. you You' use all the rounds be out dor. would come by drive by big ass window in. the front of my. house go Loco you think you would go. Loco on you yeah I think you would you. think you think you'd have the homies or. no I think he just had the snake in the. whip dude I was [ __ ] with Britney.

about some I forget what we were talking. about I I can't remember but it somehow. got into like a race conversation of. like which races were on which side and. I forget what we were talking about if. there was a race war yeah and I started. I started telling we have the homies I. was like well we have the homies Watson. already broke this down yeah exactly. that's where I was getting it from she. was so pissed I was like we have the the. homies roll with the whites serenos not. the Nanos Nanos [ __ ] with the blacks. serenos white boys and uh who is who. else is it there's one other person.

that's with the white boys woodpiles is. a part of the white boys. yeah yeah. Nanos not the noos it's the Southsiders. and Pisces the Pisces Pisces dude really. I'm like breaking all this he was so. [ __ ] mad I forgot what we were. talking about I was hoping we had the. Pisces we had the Pisces bro all right. good they're the Mexicans I can rest. easy at night you know yeah the Pisces. we got the Pisces they'd be my number. one pick Southsiders who the Pisces race. Mexicans all day like the cartels and. [ __ ] yeah that's a that's a good first.

pick you think the cartels throw their. their hat down H yeah I guess there a. lot of them are that is the best pick. you could have yeah if you had had a. race war draft that would pick Mexicans. yeah but I think I think the uh well she. was just made to hear me breaking it. down I was like yeah I think it's uh. because I think in jail they call anyone. who's not white black or or uh Latino. they call them others yeah they do yeah. it's like the sensus yeah they're called. the others yeah poor Eskimos yeah dude. Inuits the in are just cast Into. Obscurity yeah guanes the guanes the.

guanes. undoubtedly uh yeah I was listening I. told you earlier I listened to that [ __ ]. Lam mer did a podcast and he is he just. has he's a king of awful opinions he his. opinions were so dumb that I I was. getting M I like hate listened to a. podcast he did what was it which podcast. young uh it was called Loud boys and he. did a podcast that was like play on on. proud boys. perhaps he did this thing and he was. like very edgy stand by first thing he.

said he was like I don't know about this. Asian hate stuff there it's just a ploy. for white people to make black people. look bad black people get along with. Asians perfectly I was like dude what. are you talking even Snopes would be. like. debunk and then they were like uh they. were talking about who's white this is. this was even worse they're talking. about who's white and he was like would. you guys consider like what about people. from England are they White it's like. yes wh you [ __ ] idiot it's where it. started and then it was uh they were.

they did a race war draft Yeah right and. so we he he he couldn't believe that. they were like yeah they would. definitely be with white people he's. like oh no I don't know he like they. would who was he talking about uh Asians. yeah rof Koreans Legends yeah yeah. absolute Legend right now no I think. they I think right now they're like wait. who do we go with that's probably no no. that's just that's just small amount on. the internet that's what I'm saying but. dude it's got to be hit it's got to be. hitting the dinner table like Dad I.

think we're switching race Wars and. they're like listen to me son 1 trillion. we know we're doing it and then they're. like what about Indians it's like what. are you talking it's not even dude Trump. go to India true they went n Indians. Trump the stadium packed dude it looked. like [ __ ] Woodstock it was [ __ ]. insane dude that was that's UNS. surprising yeah I'm not I saw that and I. was like obviously India is a high te. country dude it is the most India is.

like high te mystical I I I identify. with them a lot they [ __ ] I identify. with the Indian I think that you do just. like I'll spiritual very hard yeah. exactly struggle with porn. struggle cartoons come on man you're not. afraid to saita Bobby Bobby you're not. afraid to finish the sevita were you on. that huh Savita Bobby as well that watch. cartoons no I I was kind of I kept that. on there was a while where Matt was. bringing up porn chin I was like oh. [ __ ] that's weird I also watch that.

oh really uh there was one cam girl you. were talking about the one time I was. like yeah it's a hot as [ __ ] damn you. guys are esimo brothers with a cam who. was who was it you remember uh I want to. say she was of Spanish descent it was. like her and her friend and she's oh you. talking about the girl who just soaks. her shorts on demand P check on the. planet there's a pisses her pants on. demand bro girls [ __ ] get wet. yeah wait when wait she soaked her pants. a vibrating no get she wears a vibrating. yes she does shears she pisses through.

her pants no no no listen up listen up. it's wetness it's [ __ ] yeah dude it's. like when girls get horny they get wet. we get hard yeah they [ __ ] drench. their gy I'm sorry sorry I'm talking to. two biggest [ __ ] HS I know here go. ahead you you two please enlighten me. yeah okay she wears a vibrating egg it. looks like it's where they pee out of. but if you keep pressing it dude it gets. wetter and wet what do you mean up. top just still like this like no no no. no no no no no no so I said no no no. yeah yeah and then what about if I use.

my mouth huh you might get squirted in. the face yeah what you might get. squirted in the face yeah that happens. to me like probably every. time and he go they squirt every time. they're with you yeah last night you go. last night yeah you lay him down and go. you watch that video of course we watch. that video what do you think I'm gay. squirt you get a girl hand on the. stomach go insane I wonder how how many. [ __ ] kids watch that video how many. women just fell victim to a vicious.

finger someone's you have to lube their. entire body first oh yeah you cover them. head to toe and lube and then you just. go [ __ ] as fast as you can punch them. lay back relax relax it feels like you. have to pee that's your G. spot damn those poor girls in those. videos must have just like tried so hard. to pissed to make that stop dude it's. the best that guy that's all girls want. just a [ __ ] squir f as fast as you. humanly can dude I think I think that's.

like you know you got to work them up so. you got to oil their entire body and. then you have to whisper like I [ __ ]. love you hour and a half and then you're. ready to. go inspect your deck. fingers yeah oh but no she wears this. vibrating egg secretly she wear like. vibrating panties not egg all girls have. them all though yeah all girls have yeah. but she'll sit know that she'll sit with. her sister and just like innocently. watch TV you put your hands on me yeah. stop touching my co-host please she'll. sit there and watch TV with her sister.

so say you I know you're horny from that. little nasx talk but true dude get your. hands off he up on the break can we. please watch the video dude I yeah I. don't care okay cool do that it's casual. it's no big deal the uh so she's she's. got the Ed I'm so I'm sorry I'm sorry I. know you're trying I'm so excited for. these to turn into light beers when you. get. older it's common generally don't like. to taste of beer you will you get a. little older I was your. people told me that when I was oh it's. an acquired taste no it tastes like ear. wax I might just be too autistic to.

enjoy beer but I think it tastes like. ear wax and I don't like it I wake up in. the morning my mou he's got the CDL to. lose too that'll keep you on the. straightening eror the CDL I I don't. know if that keeps anybody on the. straight and arrow it does keep some D. the truck drivers lot of people yeah. they're mostly on the straight and arrow. when I think truck drivers I think. they'll avoid du they might get caught. in a hotel they are the most straight. narrow i' of ever truck drivers more. than comedians.

yeah so I don't I don't care I think. think they're right said you can't [ __ ]. around with boot I bet you I bet you. it's close I bet you stereotyp I bet you. it's close with the comedians a lot of. them are very sober you think we're all. [ __ ] Monsters the girls at the. dump Shane's right Shane's right. comedians are either like have an active. drug problem where they're totally sober. same with truckers yeah I don't think so. look at me I can enjoy a few daddy told. me about the guys who drive the trucks.

with all the cars on them he said those. [ __ ] are always on meth or. something he's like careful truck. drivers no the guys that transport. Vehicles transport Vehicles he goes get. away from this I know a couple of those. guys are [ __ ] it's a whole different. Road OTR I'm just local what do you mean. OTR over the road [ __ ] don't even know. what that. means I mean you just what the [ __ ] dude. I'm sorry I'm sorry okay let's go back. so she's wearing the egg inside of her. it be like if you and Billy were hanging. out watching TV Billy secretly filming.

both you Billy's wearing the egg he's. like that watchv you're looking at TV. Billy's like this and he's just [ __ ]. setting up his phone vibrating himself. oh he's vibrating himself and he's tur. vibrating me tokens that are getting. charged to me are getting me fired up. yeah you're you're just there to like. heighten the whole situation because. that means Billy's doing it secretly. playing Xbox yeah you got the SE no. there's one girl that whooping your. ass do that while her boyfriend was. playing Xbox oh my God while her. boyfriend was playing Xbox that chick. was so hot yeah damn she cucked him on.

only fans I mean it's all fake dude this. girl I think I think her sister is none. the wiser I mean they started doing it. together did she she probably was like. where where have you been getting all. these fancy gifts to Bina yeah they're. probably all just forced to do this like. you must wear the egg CU I'm telling you. she will basically the whole thing is. Lady will be like this and like look. over the camera yeah she'll hit you with. a wo dude and she'll she'll just look at. the camera and you're like oh [ __ ] she. oh [ __ ] it's about to all shorts just go.

and just become soaked out of nowhere. and I you instantly like you can't you. spill your seed can't with it SP the cup. of her can't withstand it dude the cup. of Hermes you cannot spill the cup of. Hermes and that's the cup is filled with. [ __ ] it's your seing yeah but yeah dude. it's like she's just sitting there she. looks at you and it's kind of like it's. about to be that time or she'll sit. there her sister's like watching TV and. she'll just go like your parents what. what about him God bless them dude what. just a house of just two [ __ ].

boys like [ __ ] four true what the. [ __ ] just coming down be like Dad I. spilled the cup of. Hermes a brother across the room like. you can't spill the cup of. Hermes like what the [ __ ] that's brother. stuff dude just having fun that's. brother stuff man I'm sorry you just got. sorry you're jealous I'm a lone wolf dud. I never got influenced by other men I. can't even imagine being influenced by. other men growing up true I was just my. own man yeah Guided by your older. sisters dude.

[ __ ] yeah boys I would wish it on my. worst enime what's that only Sisters You. Gotta had the Bros dude no I just had to. I had to make my own Bros I didn't just. you know I didn't get to just through I. had to I had to stay on the team I had. to stay with the Bros you know what I. mean you were playing football like your. life depending on it the BR absolutely. if I would have quit I'd have no Bros. true you were the captain of the SS bro. that's why I became captain of the team.

nice when you're a team captain now now. something like that I'll be honest. something like that drives me up a. [ __ ]. wall you're gonna you were this close to. my hand this. close now right under you look D that. was a DMT snake dude oh my God that qu. quaddle just right on you [ __ ] [ __ ] him. try to put me in Juice world tryy to put. me in the juice world oh my God I didn't.

see that I got a million tricks on my. seve Shane we we should pause and let me. react to my reaction of that and come. back do you still see the. Shadows if you guys don't want to do. this we cannot do this I don't. care I got better I have I have so much. going on you attacked my family [ __ ] you. guys family dude I hope there's a fire. and you're all in. it house I'd get out yeah we obviously. all escape and save just hold my breath. for a minute and 30 seconds the other.

day dude I hold my breath for 2 minutes. and 18 seconds so hard why are you guys. holding your breath whof dude can we do. aof can we please do the whm Hof on the. patreon I guarantee you I dude I can. hold my breath for like two minutes and. 18 seconds well first of all I know both. of you you'll immediately start. breathing out of your noses I won't and. cheat dude you can hold my nose you can. hold my nose I'm honest I would not. honest yeah there's only one honest. there's only one honest mccusker who's. that good point. true T guys I really I really enjoyed.

doing that too that was [ __ ] up dude. you left them hanging on class on cam it. was classic but dude what the [ __ ] you. started this off let's talk about your. girlfriend and the whole time in my head. I'm like this. [ __ ] can you replay the can you. replay the maneuver you did i' never. seen that one before you've never saw. that dude I've never SE I've never seen. I said captain of the football TV. Shane th we going to bro out right there. but he does know have a little bit of.

Rebel nerd in me where [ __ ] Rebel nerd. yeah guys I again part of me wanted to. be on the drum line that what [ __ ] you. up with football huh is that what [ __ ]. you up with football you wanted to be a. color guard yes you still got a little. that and you're kicking around those are. freaks dude Color Guard always always. kissing girls in the hallway well did. you see on last last chance you they. show on the basketball season they. showed the band and it was just thick. Latinos it was just th short Latinos. dude the cheeran squad they I'm about to.

move the East every halftime. was come on baby I'm back you can't. bully me well the uh know what weird. though so I listen to I would have. been I would never hit me with the. squeeze oh if you hit with a squeeze. that's it's just tables flip that's I. would have had to lose a fight to Bill. no I would have instantly broken up I I. would have delivered a bow to like each. of you guys like no it off or else. you'll [ __ ] have to deal with me. we're just like Spartans bro no we're.

not why this isn't Sparta dude this is. sp it's not I have a theory why ban. people are such sexual like so it's such. a sexually charged like culture. why so I was actually listening to an. audio book about this well it it was. it's kind of tangentially related but. there's what calm down dude what the. [ __ ] us what the [ __ ] is it's bids what. okay here's okay so every animal even.

insects yeah make noise right some sort. of you could say you know it's music to. some level in order to get [ __ ]. vibrations exactly yeah the band kids. are just around noise all day that's. that's our an that's how everything in. nature gets [ __ ] they're animalistic. they are B they're animals they're. animal no it's true they're either go. down that. hallway only [ __ ] is it's a dark level. of ner yeah for no I understand we had a. band They the girls were all horse girls.

that were are the hottest girls on the. planet no not equestrians I'm talking. like they just love horses they have. like horse folders no that's a question. and hair down to their ass that's not a. question most equestrians have hair down. to their ass true like Meg who's Meg. yeah yeah me with that noisy noisy. behind in the special he's talking about. a girl with down syndome with a fat ass. me she won the gold Special Olympics oh. from oh really Special Olympics UK style. mhm she won the equestri bit oh she. almost lost it when the horse stopped to.

start eating some eat fruit and she was. very upset by that but she's survived in. one she does have a noisy thing behind. her really such a caboose y oh my God. she got some sauce on she literally in. that scene when she walks away in her. [ __ ] she has a hot ass hor riding. outfit Down syndrome yeah exactly I. agree I'm not is an ass we're all girls. are. sexy dude do you want to go back huh do. you want to go back to it. see that again yes. please on the planet what is it the.

special special oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Sam the Kang of the skis dude his tongue. is crazy yeah is he long he looks like. Venom constantly what you talking yeah. they have wild tongues just going on. he's probably a monster on the box dude. yeah dude Meg's probably losing it to. Sam dude they're people just they get. together I agree but get together the. show I think they're constantly breaking. up fuckfests on the specials constantly.

yeah it's I mean it's a house of people. with they're [ __ ] yeah course yeah it. starts off as like weird wrestling then. all of a sudden it's like there was grab. them by their back legs and [ __ ] pull. so sick there was some weird wrestling. oh yeah Sam was always there yeah he has. a t-shirt trying to find it just says a. whole world of hot girls yeah damn cool. shirt I mean dude we used to play that. in grade school all the boys and all the. girls got on the bench and you knock. each other off and everyone was like. grabbing each other fondling yeah get.

your butt grabbed you grab tits go back. in you guys were language arts bues yeah. I remember being real young they were. all listen to like Back That Thing Up by. Juvenile yeah dude grade that the first. time I think I got [ __ ] well no that. was a boost Corners parking lot but. second. time no no that was you were in eighth. grade no the [ __ ] you get the Boost. Corners dropped off bro whoa got dropped. off D's Corners farmers market right up. the street pretty chill no that was yeah.

that was the first time I I fingered I. was in seven I was in seventh grade I. was in seventh grade actually Bill what. I figured an eighth grader all right me. and my me and Bert side by side dude. don't brag I I have to tell the story. side by side seventh grade dude we both. have eighth grade girlfriends finger in. the parking lot go they get picked up by. their parents we get picked up and we. both [ __ ] preserved and we're like. we're switching back and forth like nice. how about you I was in seventh grade it. was at the park me and my dogs all.

fingered the same. girl gave it a shot and then that year. me and my dogs all got hand jobs at the. same time same bab same babe well. different bab in theing different. different babe than the finger babe but. yeah you took you took your Bros like. you guys I never I never had that in. grade school what everyone was pretty. tight group sex no no no no not group. sex that's just exploring no all my all. my buddies no one wanted do any of that. stuff what have sex with you not have. sex with me just like girls and boys.

they didn't like none of those the. people in my class like hooking up with. each other well that's what you thought. D I went to St kev's dance though well. how was that a girl it's a girl yeah I. dude I don't do that [ __ ] to friends I. would have given you a pound I'm not F. so [ __ ] I'm not a [ __ ] toddler that. was so [ __ ] I went to a that's insane. dude I'm sorry you're going to come on. here and [ __ ] make me look like an. [ __ ] yeah you started it I cuz I. asked if you had a girlfriend and then. you went back you went way too hard.

Shane I didn't go too hard you hit me. with a too slow underneath that's a. little gesture ice M that's crap ice. melts it's crap it's not crap but I went. to St kev's dance me and my cousin. trying to pound it for being captain of. the high school football team you going. to melt my eyes well you also initiated. the I you initiate the pound and then. melted on it was [ __ ] up yeah it's a. joke well it's not a joke to some people. but nonetheless we went to a St Kevin's. Dan you're going to want to melt the ice. on someone so bad I'm going to melt I'm. never going to give a pound ever again.

you got to melt the ice my heart's been. melted dude I'm frozen now there was I'm. only melt ice on every I was out at a. bar and there was a queen [ __ ] there. that I did not like too much queen [ __ ]. oh dude she was s like a bossy like the. whole nine like brutal chick when was. this it was at Morgan Spirit two years. ago you like bossy ladies just the way. she was presenting herself that she was. like better than [ __ ] everyone and. she goes what's name I was like I'm. Billy want to shake my hand I like this. shake my hand get the [ __ ] out of here.

put it push how that go it was hilarious. she left really she left the bullly left. she oh she laughed or left left oh nice. she very why uh a walkoff dude what do. you mean I get it that [ __ ] pisses you. off what do you yeah for real why did. she why did you guys hate her so much. what was up she was just being a. [ __ ] girls can suck too dude this is. true sometimes they be real Annoying you. can say you know what I don't even care. they have a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you yeah. they'll do that. sometimes I I can't believe you're not.

like just making honest women out of. these girls dude yeah why you always got. why why you such a sexual play thing. what there's no sexual play I don't have. any you're getting old for this type of. thing you're a little old for this type. of thing on me stop it what you're. projecting on me stop I have I'm nice. dude I'm fine dude yeah the think of the. words I'm fine I was hot egg in his. mouth ate the hot pizza. I was at a St C's dance and before I. went I was very [ __ ] nervous cuz my.

cousin Pat what were you wearing huh. what were you wearing I had a pair of. they're not Air Force Ones remember when. Nike came out those shoes that kind of. look like Air Force Ones but they all. had the cool designs on them it was like. oh man af2s they're not air for they. were like Air Maxes I want to say but. not that and a pair of je I no rebot. Classics sweatpants I didn't have jeans. until. didn't have I didn't have je dude I went.

there and me and my cousin just walked. around the whole [ __ ] time obvious. and beforehand I did some Recon just. keep saying lemon dude what if you have. to kiss a girl lemon over and over again. what that's how you hook up with the. chick oh that's how you just keep saying. lemon while you're making it's like. saying the alphabet while you're eating. the girl out okay and then I kissed my. first girl my legs were shaking. uncontrollably I thought I was going to. fall up you're [ __ ] Love Fool bro. hold on so what you you circled how did. you find the girl to kiss and then you. circled and then you were like lemon. lemon like eye contact came up to me I.

mean the girls were just getting bodies. there at St kev's dance yeah no holds. bar true no that's true it goes down we. had St Pete really yeah dance I went to. St Joe's right on but St pet St pet was. where the public school kids would also. meet and we would all dance yeah they. would smoke pot they would and then. there was a baseball field and we would. go down there and. experiment with our. bodies so when you're M when you're when.

you were kissing that's when you were. saying lemon yeah lemon over and over. again what do you mean I I don't. understand it keep mouthing the word. lemon while you're kissing. yes that's hilarious oh dude I watch. videos on how to grind everything I'm do. that [ __ ] you do like YouTube tutorials. on how to just be a seventh grader my. aim name was Captain Chaos oh my God. that was South Park I think yes is there. Catholic chaos in South Park Professor. Matt gave me Matt gave me the screening.

that sounds I didn't know I didn't know. how to spell chaos well I hope you m hit. me up but the CH yeah that was Swag yeah. that was tight so your name was Captain. Chaos yeah was it always that then Ill. Bill 610 Ill Bill yeah Bill's tight yeah. you were way ahead of that there's a rap. song so you got you got [ __ ] then. changed your name to Ill Bill no it was. Ill Bill after the fact or before before. that really Captain Captain Chaos was is. a very early itation how chaotic were. you I was on the aim chat rooms what. were you doing in there having aim sex.

with probably. dudes I thought they were girls they. said they were girls oh no dude you. didn't do that you didn't sign on the. [ __ ] sex pervert you didn't sign on. the aim chat I never once signed on to. an a I was more of a troll was he you're. the one who was having sex with. dudes is what it is those pedophiles. that were get definitely old imagine. that came out dude those pedophiles are. just online. ASL like I'm 14-year-old boy passing. around Captain Chaos just passing him.

around at the party sweet little boy but. chos what were you saying in there that. was in like [ __ ] third or fourth. grade oh dude you're get you got you got. blacked yeah pretty much whatever the. pedophile equivalent of that would be. packed packed you got tossed around what. you what would you say what was like. your I remember I I literally just said. this last night talking to Spade I will. make your Bedrock I was in fourth grade.

oh that guy when did that song come out. come probably hit the ceiling after I. said that oh yeah you're hitting yes e. dude that was before the song yeah. pretty tight. yeah you you were way ahead of Wheezy. I'm just saying that's [ __ ] sick I'm. real I'm a real sick gu dude being a. pedist and being like I can go on they. were listed like high school chat yeah. so you're a pedist you would just be. like yeah I'm 14 what's good want to. [ __ ] you get a young boy some young boy. was just a bunch of young boys being.

like uh I'm pulling it out now uh but. also of course I went into the AOL chat. rooms we'd click lesbian and be like Oh. lesbian chat rule dude lesbian CH it was. boys like is anyone here. gay yeah that was there was that then. once High School came around dude Omega. was sick for like a I didn't have omega. oh dude that was oh was that where you. just. yeah that Chat Roulette Chat Roulette. Chat Roulette yeah same just you see a. lot of guys jerking their penises all.

the because me and my boys were all you. like the webite calm down no no no you. said it was the best it was the best but. you saw a lot of men masturbating when. you saw titty but me and my boys were. sitting there and my parents living room. and we're just like going through like. holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] and my dad walks. in whoa what the hell are you guys. looking. at that's his reaction anything like. that whoa the hell. what's going on yeah I told I think I. told you my my dad overheard so we were.

doing that exact same thing we were on a. only no not only um free ones do I. forget what it was there was like a cam. girl thing where you could like chat to. them and my friend was just saying the. worst [ __ ] he could think of yeah like. all that and then the next day me and my. friend Jared were up in my room we were. playing Grand Theft Auto mhm and uh. didn't realize my dad was standing there. and we were just talking about we were. reciting what my friend was saying so. like my dad was just outside the door. and it was like oh yeah I want to see.

[ __ ] blood all over that dildo and. you pull it out of my like all [ __ ] my. dad like opened the door he like hey. what's going on in. here yeah nothing Dad it was it was from. a porn website oh man no start crying he. punish you no what he say he knew not to. punish me there sure yeah it's weird to. see the. other that's what my dad knew he had a. real sicko when he got to know me that. was when my dad got to know me he do he. found out he had a real sick to see the.

other side of that right now like all of. our cousins and [ __ ] like their little. kids are getting caught [ __ ] watching. porn who like just the the young ones. are now getting a hold of iPads and it's. like Taylor Swift who's been getting. busted girl bodybuilders Taylor Swift. girl body who's been getting busted. there's a young Bill who's getting. busted on gbbs girls at look like. boys.com no yo. body will you tell me afterwards you got. busted on gbbs yeah I think I have a.

guess yeah oh one of the one of the. little little younglings one was I'm. excited for Chuck to who who no never. mind girl bodybuilders Taylor Swift. naked Katy Perry naked which is a pretty. good one that was a good but the first. porn website I ever typed in was big. sex.com and a million pop-ups came up. and I ran out of the room I think I got. your guys computer or keyboard taken. away a few times. probably yeah I know how to dud you guys. would lose keyboard privilege dude my. mom my mom would NSA [ __ ] we had a.

computer well first we had the computer. that showed me internet options yeah I. showed you how to delete because you. were making it hot Billy would make the. block hot we had to keep it we they had. be so nice to have other people to blame. it on that would be a nice thing about. having brother like Rolling Papers would. be found I'd be like Tom just went away. to college they're not mine definitely. mattt got me out of a pinch dude I was. in fifth grade trying to see what's good. yeah yeah and I looked up fifth grade. porn and I was like yo man what's going. on here yeah he had to show me internet.

options God here you go bro I figured. there' just be some girls getting busy. my age damn your dad would have gotten. you basically you you were ahead of your. time you invented Snapchat yeah pretty. much my dad's probably Tik Tok yeah when. they do the census like oh yeah like 75%. of people in New Jersey are looking at. child it's [ __ ] kids being like Oh. yeah I don't even know why I never that. together it's probably at the same time. it's pretty easy I don't think I've. known not that anybody would tell you. but I don't know anybody that's a p.

looked at child porn I've never there's. got to be a good I've never I've never. even there's got to be a good there's. got to be something like that that's the. thing that's in your within your SK who. could it be they say it's one and three. what it's not me bro within your ski. Squad I I would say it's more like one. and 10 it's weird the amounts they have. when they get busted yeah they always. have like 40 yard containers full you. have you have to kind of like exactly. you can't storage unit you can't go. online you have to like secure it on.

like a different zo is like the number. one platform for uh yep also PornHub. dude I was just watching a thing. recently they're saying uh Pornhub. Pornhub was doing no age verification. yeah knowingly putting up sex slaves and. [ __ ] Peterson from her thing yeah she. was saying yeah saw it actually annoyed. me the girl the girl that was saying it. why I don't know why I know what her. [ __ ] problem is don't try to ruin the. boy's fun dude she's like there's no a. certification or verification she was. saying people relax lady she was saying. the victims would come and then be like.

oh yeah they keep putting my videos of. me getting raped underage up on this. website that was that was the [ __ ] it's. kind of like girls do porn yeah those. boys got slightly a bad rap what was. that one there there were some. foolishness they were April fo they play. they played with fire and got burned. they did but they played with the best. fire what was girls you. born let's get it let's get it it's not. as I still see the Shadows. I'm glad you didn't pound me on. pedophilia no I'm girls new porn I was. going [ __ ] you no come on I'll take a.

girls new porn yeah obviously Miss oh my. god dude hold on what was that so girlsn. had. a classic like they would just bringing. a hot like the hottes they were bringing. the babes yeah and then what they got in. trouble for though was sex trafficking. cuz they bring girls from out state or. whatever I think I mean don't get me. wrong they were dudes making porn they. were definely like. and definitely I don't think any of them. were underage I don't think it's weird. how you can like get.

sex but they got tricked like they would. lie to the girls be like nobody's going. to see this or like it's only going in. Europe. or we're going to pay like and then they. would apparently they would have I. looked into it I looked into it they. think porn doesn't cross the ocean I. looked into it because this one over. here I was listening to war mode and. they were hitting it with like. pedophilia and I was like don't you dare. porn cuz I Jed to it and I don't want to. get trouble yeah Miss Colorado legal. true you're going to get rolled up I'm. not getting rolled cuz girls do porn.

putting out fire I'm just unsuspecting. like this is a reputable website true. it's not your fault you could counter Su. for sure also that age restriction thing. like to get on is just hilarious yeah. what I honored that until I was my eyes. were. B what do you mean you honored that my. eyes were bleeding to bang Bros trailers. when I was in like sixth grade well. that's that's where that's where they. [ __ ] up we had a computer downstairs. mil SED the mil yeah blonde big tits you. like hard body blondes no that was that.

was when I was little dude what are you. went to now amateurs obviously yeah if. you watch porn you're just a [ __ ]. idiot yeah true like legit porn if. you're like jerking off the brzzers like. holy. [ __ ] it's true is it not the truest. thing in the world I have this argument. all the time high production porn yeah. if you're like just destroying your dick. to Johnny s piping some girl you're a. [ __ ] who's the one there's one guy. that's like covered he's got like a. tattoo sleeve oh that dude keeps [ __ ]. that bothers me dude I don't like that.

guy who is this he's a guy who's good at. sex yeah why is he good at sex I don't. know he does stiff like from behind. he'll like put his feet on the bed so. he's like standing going down into it. what you know I don't like if you're. realy dude with a black tattoo on his. whole arm if you're a guy who's good at. sex gay you're gay congratulations girls. like what he's doing obviously they seem. to like it probably pretending though. they're Faking It. yeah I think girls don't like guys that. are good at set girls want a guy who. just gets in and gets it done and says.

don't cuddle don't touch me no they. don't like that they like to cudle tou. but I say don't [ __ ] touch me why. after I finished I said so come here. [ __ ] get out of here I'm I'm All cud I. wash my penis yeah true I always wash my. penis people say that's weird it's not. weird I think you guys I think you're. hearing that from me cuz I said it cuz a. girl told me it was weird no people like. like I've heard that from multiple. people I didn't know it was weird. multiple girls obviously I'm not. Nole guys no I go what I do is I stand.

on the I go turn the shower on stand on. the shower [ __ ] L Bill x i stand on. the end of Bill Nas X dude I stand on. the end of the tub JK J I just dude this. is how I rinse my boner I stand on the. edge of the tub so I'm elevated and I. just [ __ ] lean my dong in shower yeah. I take a shower I just washed my dick I. take a locker room type shower I put my. arms against the wall the water come. straight down. yeah another home run Shane another. another one yeah yeah I just go in the.

shower then back and back yeah I feel. like you're going to get some type of. fungal infection if you don't you can. don't want that the juices in in your. [ __ ] in your sides and around your. sack your pubes your sack yeah I I watch. them I I used to not I used to just rock. it for like I remember Pizza did that. what kid I worked with at Pat's Pizza. like d my dick all stuck in my leg keep. [ __ ] my girlfriend at the time Big. Time virgin I was like yeah dude [ __ ] he.

was oh really [ __ ] you're like I can't. wait till my dick kid was from [ __ ]. like Unionville cool as [ __ ] and I was. like yeah dude that's the worst. damn yeah my dick stuck too Yanni just. yelling at me because I'm not popping. Pizza bubbles who is you they were. ordering you to pop Pizza bubbles when. you put a [ __ ] Pizza thing you pull. the side thing down and pop the bubble I. love the bubble I do too but Yanni R ran. a tight [ __ ] he didn't want any pizza. fired me for ordering a million pizzas. one weekend what I was high on drugs.

what and I wait I think you said this. last time did I I don't know go ahead or. you just told me this is incredible. heard this oh yeah it was me Sweeny and. Pat and we were at Wawa and we just. would smoke a ton of like beers pretty. much body high Central and then I called. in like we were just dying laughing I. was like I need to order a million. pieces and the girl's like hold on I. gotta get you my manager and the dude. yanes just a douchebag and I was like. hey I got to order a million pizzas and. he just said [ __ ] you and hung up and. then text me you know I have your number.

right and I was just like yeah he goes. you're fired and I just said change your. tampon never picked up my check really. no I mean I got paid 725 an hour they're. like $23 checks yeah true that's slavery. yeah D I worked at McKenzie's not. quite about 725 over slavery I I think. they still pay prisoners like $2 an hour. or something I think in the state of. Geor you're allowed to not pay them. anything nice but for the most part I. think they get I swear to God I think. they get like 90 cents an hour they like.

90 cents an hour it's pretty. nuts yeah that's what that whole 13th. documentary was about just being like Oh. we can't have. slaves dude like a lot weeds. illegal yeah. gotcha not that bad not bad crack crack. goodbye come here yep make some license. play dude a lot of these companies who. are leading this like crazy charge are. all paying you know they have they. currently have them they all have them. like Coca-Cola all these companies they. ran a list of all the companies that. were like using prison labor for like.

basically slave wages and Kaepernick's. Nike slaves true that is the dumbest I. feel like they don't I feel like that. doesn't count though it is they are. slaves but literally nobody cares yeah I. know nobody car this is like the same. exact argument they had when they were. slaves I know but literally it's well. it's just it is what it is you nobody. cares you have a Nike shirt on right now. I know I am not kneeling in football. games like this is wrong like we so. you're pro slavery I'm col C I'm kidding.

dude it's a necessarily evil okay to get. we need to get the dry fits yes we have. to in the summer what. was it is fun few Wagers get banged on. I'm sorry true thank you Wagers I really. appreciate it yeah I appreciate well. hopefully they get reorientated. successfully and they start to love the. Chinese Communist party yes not that. there's anything wrong with that dude. you dare even look at me I can't speak. on that the CCP yeah I cannot speak on. that why me and LeBron James LeBron.

James LeBron James can't speak on that. yeah they asked LeBron James about it I. think he was holding like a Malcolm X. book at the time I can't speak on that. what's your favorite part of the book so. far LeBron I don't know I just I haven't. got through it yet like no [ __ ] dude you. didn't pay attention at all you think. LeBron James got a good education. probably what the hell are you doing. what the hell he's probably dumber than. hell you didn't have to pay attention St. fince and St Mary's just Duncan true but. he's also he can't he's sitting there. Grand saying like he's some sort of.

great mind he has a bunch of slaves make. his shoes and then he tries to talk [ __ ]. on everyone dude's an [ __ ] are they. SL LeBron James do you know this for a. fact that they don't they're slaves yes. [ __ ] Nike true true yeah I mean it's. it's you know pretty bad it's called spy. Spade call what it is. yeah I mean yeah there's other people. here come on what about what about what. about like the Titus golfers and all. those guys they I think that's all cool. you think they're.

paying that's good Bros would never use. slavery Bros disavowed slavery a while. ago Augusta would [ __ ] get very. pissed off they knew slaves were making. their [ __ ] do you think so yeah Augusta. is not they would hate that stuff austa. true austa National gusta National would. be pissed although I'm pretty sure they. probably make it B of A because of yeah. they like tried not to let Tiger golf. there yeah really dude you had sex with. like so many girls like you got to get. out of here man damn I wonder when they. let their first poc in oh I apologize.

PFC golfer I apologize I'm usually was. it tiger no I doubt it something before. uh maybe I think it was Bagger Vance. guard dog please I think Bagger Vance. was in there Bagger Vance is that or was. it uh I think it was Happy Gilmore been. VJ sing I wonder if VJ was on before. tiger yeah look it up VJ I believe he. was Sri Lanka a member of the aapi. society in there as well that would be. VJ Sri Lanka most respect for them yeah.

it is funny though the whole Nike thing. like have slaves make their stuff and. everyone wears it like well yeah I'm I'm. not the [ __ ] you know I'm not the one. I'm not doing it like selling them just. buying. it all like all this stuff's just. ridiculous yeah it's all silly time. claim genocide and film [ __ ] on your. [ __ ] got to break the chains dude. what do you mean like all the people. that like freak out all the time for. Injustice and like film [ __ ] on. iPhones suicide. Nets yeah uh I don't know about members.

but austa let a black dude play there at. 1974 they're Bros pretty early they're. BR true it's pretty early is that what. you. said never mind whoa whoa whoa you hear. that Italian racism coming right out yep. he's like 1974 not. bad little nzx you're beautiful I love. you uh probably uncomfortable it was an. uncomfortable game that round probably a. lot of crap talk that was a tough round. yeah uh do you want to you want to.

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the algorithm too yeah which annoys me. yeah I don't like it I don't like it one. bit yeah uh what hey I might have been. born at night it wasn't last night Bill. think I'm going for that the 15th 16th. and 17th you can see me at Helium. Buffalo in Buffalo New York. uh oh [ __ ] the 20. 29th 30th and May 1st I'll be at the. Harrisburg Comedy Zone that's the big so.

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undoubtedly you're much more you're the. guy who got into it you got into it you. started doing it and then old Jake here. was like I want to get in on the pocket. I'm I'm super. tough don't I know cut the cut the. cameraa I saw him he lean dude he get me. he was cut this.