Yolanda's Face Reveal!

What's up everybody? We have a face. reveal to you. >> What the Okay, Yolanda, are you ready to. do your face reveal? >> Yes. >> How you want to do it? >> I don't I want to a big bang. >> You should make a bang sound and then. take it off. However you would like to. make the bang sound is fine. >> Right now? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Bang. >> What's up, everybody? We have a face. reveal to you. >> That literally that sounded like my dad. sneezed. I think it just got on her.

hand. >> Oh, I'm [laughter] so sorry. >> What did. >> nothing? >> Don't worry about it. My um my uh air. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. Yolanda, are you ready to DO YOUR. FACE REVEAL? >> YES. [laughter]. >> Do I do it now? >> Wait, no. We need to build it up. >> Yeah. Build. How do you want to do it? >> I don't know. >> This is the first time. Oh, wait. No, she made a Tik Tok, but like this is. like the first time she's talking. >> This is the first thing on YouTube. >> Like punch it off or No. Uh, you could. or we could wait like 20 minutes. >> Yeah, let's let's do it at the end of. the episode.

>> No, I can't see nothing. [laughter]. >> I mean, I don't know. It's your face. reveal. How you want to do it? >> I don't I want to make a big bang. [laughter]. >> You put a firework in and it pops and it. >> I know. I will die. Don't do that one. >> Um, you should make a bang sound and. then take it off. >> Okay. >> What? However you would like to make the. bang sound is fine. >> Right now? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. BANG. >> BANG.

>> I'M HERE, GUYS. >> She's here. And she's. >> I look like. >> This is This is her face. [laughter]. >> Face reveal. >> I actually like have never really seen. your face. You have very clear skin. >> Oh, thank you. >> Have you ever had a pimple? >> Um, I don't think so. >> I feel like Wow. >> Leave it that way. No, I think I might. have had it once when I first started. doing the Yolanda makeup. When I was. like putting a lot on my face, I started. getting like a little bit of bumps on my. face. It was pretty bad, but. >> it looks so crazy looking at you with no. makeup on. [laughter]. >> It is. >> I know. >> It's like a different human being here. >> When she walked in today, I was like, "Whoa." Hello. [laughter].

>> It's crazy, >> man. >> Well, I After she walked in, I thought. we should start the podcast, but. somebody wasn't here. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was making a TikTok. for Labor Day cuz I'm 17 and I bought a. Coke and some gasoline. >> Let's Let's see the Tik Tok. Cash Cash. said he thinks you were just buying time. and you were making it up. >> I thought she was I thought she was. making it up. I'll be honest. >> No, I actually wasn't. I did my makeup. in 02 seconds today. So, >> uh Blake, are you there? >> Oh, Blake's getting our dogs. >> They came upstairs. >> All right, so this is the Tik Tok. Uh if.

y'all want to see it, should I show. y'all? >> Yeah. Yeah, let's see the Tik Tok. >> Okay, here mute it. >> Or well, if y'all want to, y'all can. look at it on your own phones, too. >> Oh, you're such a cutest. >> She's like, this is a new person. >> Go. >> Uh do y'all want to look at it on your. own phones? >> I like how she walks. on top. Oh my gosh. You can't just She. put it. Oh, wait. We turned down. >> Oh. >> Oh, copy. >> Can we sing it? It was Labor Day. weekend. >> It was Labor Day weekend.

A lot of Coke and some gasoline. >> Maybe. Maybe don't sing. Maybe don't. >> That was cute. That was really good. I. wasn't [laughter] I know I know it seems. like those cute like 17-year-olds. I'm. not trying to be like that. It's just a. trend. I totally would have done it like. funny. I just couldn't find out a way. I. don't know. Maybe I like had a bag of. like powder. I I'm totally joking. I'm. totally joking. OH MY. I JUST GOT IT. >> I'M TOTALLY JOKING. >> What you should have done is you should. have put something on the end of the. gasoline nozzle. >> No, wait. This could have been bad, too. Anyways, you should put something. No. Okay. If you could potentially put.

something on the end of the gasoline. nozzle, so you're not actually putting. in your mouth, but you drink out of the. gasoline. You pour Coke in your car. >> Or light a cigarette. >> That would have been funny. >> Don't do that. Don't light a gas. >> Wait, does it say something about a. cigarette? >> No, it doesn't. Where did that. [laughter] TRY TO LIKE WHAT ABOUT A. CIGARETTE? >> OKAY, it would I was a joke. Don't let a. cigarette. >> She can't buy cigarettes yet. >> No. And I won't ever buy a cigarette. because. >> I think I think the new law is you at. least in Texas, you can't buy cigarettes. until you're 21 unless you're.

grandfathered in. >> You're updated on the sig sig laws. >> Well, it's cuz when I turned 18, I was. like No, I was like the last group that. you could be 18 to buy them. What if I. did it like this? What if I like dressed. up looking like cracked and I was like. it was Labor Day week and I was 17 and. then um I had like a baggie of like the. powder it like powdered sugar or. something. >> I wouldn't do that. >> And then you get arrested. >> I bought some Coke and then like Blake. brings in the Coke the real Coke and. some gasoline. >> I like it. >> And then after I like.

>> I don't think it's going to be. >> I don't know about [laughter]. >> Yeah, maybe that would be really bad. I. don't know. Anyways, >> how are you? How is 2 million? >> It's really good. I can't. >> You're already at 2.1. >> I know. It's crazy. >> Wait, last time you were on here, you. were at 600K, right? 700. >> No, when I was on here, I was like. around eight, like 700. Yeah. And then. when I came home, >> I got to 1 million. And then when I. >> I don't remember. I came back. [laughter]. >> I was like 1 point. No, I was still at 1. million. And then I left.

>> This is crazy. >> And then you came back again. [laughter]. >> I've been here every weekend. I got 2. million. >> You have been here like every weekend. >> I like it though. I want to move here. when I get older. >> Wait, Texas? >> Yes. It's so beautiful outside. >> That is so crazy. She walked into her. backyard. >> I'll switch you. I'll go to Florida. That sounds. >> She [laughter] walked into our backyard. where every single plant is dead. >> and the grass is yellow and she's like, "Wow, it's so pretty here." [laughter]. So, it goes. >> literally just yellow grass. >> Bro, I What's it called? What was I. going to say? Um, frick. There was.

something I had to say. >> It was about clothes. >> No, it was about. >> You and Kenzie were talking about. >> Oh, your purse. Oh, yeah. Your purse. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, my Oh, and. also what I was going to say, I'll say. it after. Anyway, so my purse, I got it. from Canal Street cuz uh maybe one day. I'll buy a actual designer purse, but. right now, >> what's the point? >> Yeah, there's no point. Like, literally. Anyways, so I went to. Canal Street and the guy was like, "This. purse uh 130." And so I gave him $30, but I wadded up the cash.

>> Harper, [laughter]. >> why'd you wadd it up? >> So I can think it was 130. >> So then I w up the cash, gave it to him. He gave me the purse and I ran. >> I can't act. I can't be mad at customer. >> Swear. Ask my mom. That's dangerous. >> My mom was Harper Zelmer. No. Go give. No. And then she was like, "It's. whatever." Cuz he's doing illegal things. so I can do illegal things. >> I saw Wait, are you being for real? >> I saw this girl that you did not. >> I saw this girl on TikTok. She was like. Canal Street and she said, " $35 or I. call the cops right now.". >> Hey. And it worked.

>> That's a tactic. >> No way. It worked. >> Wait, is it illegal to sell their stuff? >> Well, yeah. They're like illegally. selling fake design. I tried to get one. of the girls in my TikTok and she said. no. So it's illegal. >> And like when the cops show up. >> Oh, so you scammed the scammer? >> Yes. I respect it now. >> When the cops show up, they all run and. scatter cuz you're not they're not. allowed to be selling on the street like. that. >> Cos. It's so sketchy. I I never heard of. it, but I asked my hairdresser after. Harper mentioned it to us. They're all. like standing out on the street, right? They don't even have like little booths. and stuff. They have magazines and you.

walk up to the people and they let you. look through their magazine and if. you're like, "Oh, I like this purse.". They're like, "One second." and they go. like four blocks away. Yeah. To like. their secret van and they pull out the. purse out of their little stash and they. >> I'm always trying to make saving money a. little easier. So, I love when an app. can help me do that automatically. Cash. App can do way more than you think to. make your money work for you. If you. direct deposit at least $300 in. paychecks each month and use the Cash. App card for purchases, you can earn. interest on your savings. No hidden.

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trying to make a living? >> They're trying to make a living, but. it's scammy. They are like they're. trying like that bag may be $5 and. they're trying to sell it for 130. >> Oh, they're saying places also do that. >> Are they trying to say it's real? >> No, you know it's fake. They know. They. know that you know it's fake. >> By the way, so they're not my hair is. completely dead. It's completely dead. >> You just need a little bit of. conditioner. >> A little trick. I've tried to put. conditioner in it and some hair oil. My. hair started falling out. >> Actually, wait. How do you do your hair? Cuz it looks so good. Gosh, like how I. dyed it. >> No, like how is it not dead?

>> It probably is. I mean, >> okay. Yeah, >> the way it's sticking straight up. It's. not It's not any worse than my hair. >> Oh my god. >> I can go even lower. >> Sometimes it goes up to like this. sometimes when you go like that. >> Well, maybe healthy, I [laughter] guess. >> Wow. >> So, do you like grow out your hair? Is. that like a thing you do or just like. >> I I don't really cut it no more. I mean, I I used to cut it. I had like a a short. haircut. Like it was like two hairs. It's pretty cute. I like. >> You had a bob, >> huh? >> You had a bob. >> That's not a bob.

>> I I used Yeah. >> How young were you? Every girl had a. bob. >> I don't know how old I was, but I was. pretty young. I thought I looked good. I. thought I looked good, though. But. >> I thought you did. >> I feel like every six-year-old girl. needs a bob. >> Like, you need to bob your hair one time. before you grow up. >> I feel like everybody has done it. Yeah. >> Every person. >> Did you ever have a bob, Harper? >> I one time my best friend Anna, she's in. Georgia now, but she had a bob and she. would do this thing in the mirror where. I'm a jellyfish. I'm a jellyfish. And so. [laughter] she would do that in the in. the mirror and I thought it was so cool. cuz her hair it was like to here and it. would bounce up and down. It was so.

healthy. So I went to the hairdresser. and I was like I was like seven and I. was like can I get this haircut? >> Jellyfish hair. >> Yeah. And I said I said my friend has. this thing in the mirror like I'm a. jellyfish. I'm a jellyfish. She was like. okay. Anyways so she started cutting my. hair and she wanted me to look like the. girl from um. >> Lindsay Lohan the parent trap. >> Oh yeah. >> cuz I did look like her when I was. young. >> Annie. Uh, I don't know. Lindsay Lohan. >> from the parent. >> Yeah, but her name in the movie is. Annie. >> Annie. Really? Anyways, >> well, the other sister, I don't know her. name. >> I got that haircut and she did like.

bangs in the front, >> blow hair, and I looked exactly like. Lindsay Lohan. And I kind of still do, don't I? >> Kind of. Yeah, >> but not like recent Lindsay Lohan. >> Hair trap. You know who Lindsay Lohan. is? She has red hair. >> Ah, wait. I know. Hold. Is that Black. Widow? >> No. No. >> But then I went in the mirror. My hair. was to my shoulders, not where the. jellyfish cut was. And I went in the. mirror and I tried to do it and I. started crying cuz I couldn't do it. >> Man, you know what's crazy? Cash had a. bob once. >> He did. [laughter]. >> Basically, he did the same. >> pretty much. Yeah.

>> No, it wasn't supposed to be a bob, but. yeah, I pretty much had a bob. >> Put up a picture. I need to see it. >> Yeah, we need a picture of your bob. >> I'll get a picture. >> This is Lindsay. >> I mean, let me tell you, >> but I don't look like that. >> SHE'S IN MEAN GIRLS. >> OH, YEAH. THE GIRL from Yeah, you do. kind of look like that. >> I look like her. >> Cash legit. Y'all ain't gonna believe. this. He wore a bob, swore swooped his. hair like this, and he got it he got it. so long he had like a a tick it seemed. like. >> Yeah. My mom my mom uh she she was.

worried about me and she put me in like. some sort of therapy thing or something. I don't know. Cuz they thought I had. like a a like a a nervous tick. >> Like a tick thing that I couldn't. control cuz I was always like this. >> Spasm. >> I was always like this. >> No, it wasn't like that, bro. It was. like this. It was like this. It was. >> Yeah. And I would do it all the time to. get the hair out of my ass. >> Hair bouncing. >> That's what his hair would do. His hair. would be sitting in. >> And then once we once we cut my hair, then it didn't really affect me anymore. But all my friends called me helmet. head. >> Yeah. >> And by my friends, I mean Mav and Alex.

>> Yeah. He was a helmet. >> I'm completely home alone right now. No. dog, no parents, no sister, no nothing. So. >> that's good to share on the internet. >> Yeah. Oh, [laughter] well, it's going to. get out later. >> I'm completely home alone. And. [laughter]. no, last night I. >> Good thing by the time this comes out, you won't be. >> Uh I'll Yeah. Anyway, so I um I'm home. alone right now. No, nothing. I don't. know how to bake. I don't know how to do. anything. >> I could teach you. I bake on the. internet. >> OH, I'VE SEEN THAT. >> WHAT? I teach you. You. >> need to make a before you.

>> Hey guys. All right. Here you go. Here's. my mom. Elote. >> Wait, my mom is calling. Should should. we let her talk? >> You want to talk to her? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Be crazy to her. Troll her. What do I. say? >> I just be. >> Hello, it's Maverick. >> Say Maverick's not here right now. >> What do you need? >> Hello. >> Let me hang. I needed a push. notification sent to your phone real. quick. >> Okay.

>> I am Yolanda. >> Yolanda. Yolanda. >> Hi. How are you? >> Starship. >> Are you having fun? >> I am having fun. [laughter] What the. heck? Okay, >> this will become best friend that he. took the phone away. >> Okay, I'll send you the push. notification. [laughter]. >> Your mom got like star struck for a. second. She was like, "Oh, hello.". >> She must love me best friend. >> Um, this is my uh this is my Bob. Don't mind the fish.

>> Straight. [laughter]. >> WE LITERALLY I'M NOT JOKING. We had the. same haircut. >> I'll get you the magic. >> Your hair is so dark in that. It's like. the color of Mavs. Oh yeah. Yeah. What. did you do when you went to the barber? Were you like, "Give me to Bob." Or were. you like, [laughter]. >> You know what's crazy? I thought I was. Justin Bieber here. I thought I was. killing. >> I see the hair. >> I thought I was killing over there. I. was like, I got the same cut. >> I mean, you look like [laughter]. >> Yeah, except it was like this long in. the back. >> You can literally curl it down here.

>> Let me Wait, let me see it again. Look. how chunky your cheeks are. >> Whoa. Okay, >> you haven't slimmed UP ANY BIT. [laughter]. HE had such red cheeks then. >> My little brother did too whenever he. was younger until he hit like 14. He had. the biggest face and it was so red. >> Yeah. Well, okay. >> Rosacea is Did you have rosacea? [laughter]. >> You already know what I'm doing. >> Hey, relax. Let's show M's head. >> I might have had a slight bob, too. >> Oh, here here's me with a more chopped.

bob when I was even younger. I was like. nine. >> Oh, now that's a real Oh, that's like a. bad Bob. >> That was [laughter] that was a selfie. you took. You were caring. >> Whoever Whoever cut me there, I mean, they they got you fired. They got you. >> You look like you have a minivan full of. six kids. I guess that's a bowl cut. >> In Henrietta, we used to get our. haircuts for $8. >> That's $8. $8. You can still get one for. $8 there. >> Pretty sure. >> No, it's not. Well, it is bad. Did you. see it? It's very. >> Well, the haircut is bad. The price. No. [laughter]. >> The price. >> Would you get it? Would you get an $8.

haircut. >> if it looked like that? No. >> I [laughter] get mine for free. >> You do? >> I'm um I cut hair. >> Oh, >> so I cut my own hair. I I haven't got a. haircut from a dresser in 3 years. >> No, when I would cut my hair, sometimes. my He's like, "My dad's a barber, so. sometimes he be doing it.". >> Oh, that's nice. >> Pretty cool. Yeah. >> My boyfriend's a barber. >> We should get your dad to cut. everything. You should not say that. >> WHY DID I? >> WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA. YOU SAID YOUR. BOYFRIEND'S A. >> BOYFRIEND? Say that? No way. Like 10. minutes before this episode, she was.

like, "Hey, I think I'm going to date. this guy." 10 minutes later, he's her. boyfriend. >> She's been saying this for like two. weeks now. >> No way. Yeah. You know why she was. talking to me? >> It's because of what I said. She doesn't. agree. But I said it. What did you say? >> I said about a month ago. I said, "You. know that kid?". >> I'm not going to say a nice kid. I. vouched for him, too. I SHOULD GIVE HIM. A CHANCE. >> Out of all the guys you've talked to, he. seems like the nicest one. >> Okay. Yeah, but he also stole. He also. cheated. >> Yeah. Well, you stole from the Birkin. Bag people. But they. >> I'm not saying you [laughter].

run. He's like some great fantastic kid. I mean, I barely know that. Barely know. a lot for himself and he's doing good. >> But he seems at least responsible. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Hey, so here's Mazb compared TO YOUR. OTHER ONES. >> WAIT, Y'ALL WERE TWINS. >> That's even worse than your dad. >> Y'all were twins for real. That's so. cute. >> The shirt really. >> Everywhere y'all went, you were twins. >> How were y'all like Everybody loved. y'all in 2018. I just don't know how. [laughter]. >> No, this this was before we got the cut. before we went online.

>> I remember when you cut your hair. because I did. I remember when you cut. it and then I remember when you dyed it. a little bit later because I text I told. Haley I was like text him right now and. tell him that was a horrible idea. I was. like really sad. >> Oh, you were mad that I cut it? >> Yeah. Oh, I was even more mad when you. started dying it blonde. >> Really? >> Did you start dyeing did y'all start. dyeing your hair blonde before you got. on social media or after? >> Cash is already on [laughter]. the same. >> Oh my gosh. >> This is my favorite I think I've showed. y'all this to you before. This is my.

favorite Maverick era. What? He he would. dress on the daily like he was going to. like a homecoming. >> on the daily. >> And he also went to a homecoming as a. 21-year-old. >> Here's me and my family at uh the St. Louis Arch thingy. And here's how Maver. decided to dress. >> with a bow tie. [laughter]. >> See how everyone's in casual clothes? >> Yeah, it wasn't. >> I mean, your mom looks like. >> he's like the nerdy emoji. You guys know. the little emoji? THE NERDY EMOJI? [laughter]. >> YEAH. I can't lie. That's what it was.

He's like the nerd with a bullseye. Oh. my goodness. >> It was a bad look. >> Wait, wait, wait. We got a better one. Here's him with a vest on a daily drive. Just a daily drive with a vest and a bow. tie. [laughter]. >> That was to church. No, it was not. Yes, it was. >> Oh, he looks so happy. >> It's okay cuz when I used to go to. church, >> I got a new outfit and I'm driving. >> It was my first time driving. Go to. church. Yeah, >> you actually look so cute. >> You look so happy. >> But [laughter] still, now that it. justifies it, this is still bad. >> You do have haircuts. I remember a long. time ago, >> y'all. Y'all, I'm not going to lie. You.

two combined have had I mean, a history. with the fashion. >> Listen, me and Cash have never had a. good sense of fashion. >> No, >> it's never happened. I mean, you can't. find one era where me and Cash. [laughter] have a good sense of fashion. >> Speaking of haircut today, >> oh, I was speaking of haircuts is that. one time I told my sister to make me ice. cream and she wouldn't like serve me ice. cream. So, one time I just cut her hair. like I [laughter] did. >> So, that's how you get to something like. this and I just cut it off and so like. she had. >> Was she asleep? >> No, she was like I was running around. with scissors. Wait, that's dangerous. story. So [laughter] she I was just. running around with scissors and I.

grabbed her hair like and I cut it off. and it was a big trunk and my mom got so. mad at me. She I think she had to get. bangs because I did that and no curtain. bangs. Yeah, >> I used to give haircut. >> Haircut on the run is impressive. What. the What is that? >> My doll. I used to give haircuts. I was. obsessed with cutting hair and doing. hair and fashion. Now I'm a tomboy. >> No, you're not. [laughter]. >> Anyways, uh I used to like cut hair. >> Did you have to get new hair every time. you cut it? No, I would cut her hair, style it, dress her up. >> I used to I when I used.

>> Even though it's just a neck, but. >> I used to [laughter] cut my Barbie's. hair. It was not very good. >> What' you say? >> I said I used to cut my Barbies hair. back then, but they would have like a. boss cut. It was crazy. >> You know, you know, you remember like. the Barbie movie where it was like ugly. Barbie or whatever. Like the one like. crazy. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it was. But it. was like the Barbie. You could tell like. her face was melted off, her hair was. completely gone. She was. >> Can someone explain me just Barbies in. general? I've never understood Barbie. You played pretend. >> Try it. Jake Shane said we should start.

trying to play pretend more often. >> Jake. Jake Shane. I love Jake. Jake. >> He's like Alex Rose best friend. >> Yeah. He's the So, >> what does playing Barbies really look. like? >> You [clears throat] grab them. >> Don't ask me. I never played Barbies. You. >> grab them and then you. >> If this was one Barbie and this was the. other, it would be like, >> "Should we go upstairs and try some. outfits on?" Yeah. Let's go on up the. stairs. It's never like that. >> And y'all did that. >> I feel like it's more like you made. >> Well, you always made them kiss. >> You make drama. >> You always make drama. I used to make.

>> Wait, wait. What's the drama y'all made. your Barbies have? >> We be like, "You cheated on me. Why' you. say me?" Like, "That's not how you do my. drama.". >> And then you and then they kiss at the. end. >> I be like, "Oh, you did this. Excuse. me." And I make them fight. >> I walked in and my sister [laughter] I. like walked in and my sister and my. cousin Morgan. I like walked in the room. after I was hanging out with my other. cousin and I walked in the room and they. were like, "Lights out." And they. started making all the Barbies kiss. >> Lights out with Gracie. [laughter]. >> She said, "Lights out.".

>> Girls Barbies kissing and Yolas are. killing each other. [laughter]. >> They fight. >> My Barbies I would always like create. drama and I would create a thing where. um what's it called? Where one would get. run over by a car cuz I had this like. motorized car and I really missed that. time. It was so fun. >> You make them jump off the top of the. Barbie DREAM HOUSE OR SOMETHING. >> WHAT? >> IT would just be like just like throw. them off the top of the house for no. reason. >> I used to draw mine. >> You used to what? >> I used to draw mine. Like I would in the. pool. I would just like put them all the.

way at the bottom. [laughter]. >> Barbies are dark, bro. Holy cow. >> I don't know why I did it. >> You guys ran them over through my. buildings and. >> I did have um an it wasn't really a. Barbie. It was like a baby doll, but it. was an aerial baby doll and she changed. colors in the water. So, I would. submerge her and then I'd pick her up. and I'd set her around and I'd let her. dry and then I'd go submerge her again. [laughter] It was really violent. >> No, I have these um sometimes in the. pool cuz I have to go by myself. I in. the pool I had you know the baby. squitchies like the baby shaped and then. like. >> I don't know what you said. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're they're sugar fell.

so they they like drop to the bottom and. so sometimes I throw them in the pool so. they stink and I just go and I find. them. It's pretty fun. >> The blue one especially cuz you can't. see it in the water so I just throw it. It's. >> Yo, last time you were here you said uh. you had just started school. You've only. been going like two days. Has it been uh. still fine? >> I mean, no. They give us a crap ton of. work. I was not here for it. [laughter]. I mean, the only teacher that doesn't. really give work is probably my first. block. >> I feel like it's tough though cuz you've. got to be missing a little bit of school. probably. >> I was missing a lot of school. That's.

why I like the work which is like. building up and I can't do that. Once it. builds up, oh, I'm done. Like I just sit. down. [laughter]. >> Quit. >> Yeah. No, I I I can't with. >> Yeah. I have uh 30 or Let me Let's. actually see. I have 76 due assignments. because I don't. >> 76. >> Let's see what on my to-do list is. >> That's why I'm going home school because. you start fresh. >> Wait, so why are you going home? >> I'm going home because. >> 75. >> Oh, 75 assignments. >> 75. >> Lucky you. I have to myself. >> You've like partially done some of them. and you just haven't turned them in yet.

or. >> But it doesn't show. >> What? So what happens if you don't do. them? >> Uh because they're all in modules. Uh. then I get zeros and I already have. zeros and I'm already failing at school. So, I don't even care cuz I don't care. >> So, you're not going to graduate? >> It's just stressing me. I am I'm. graduating, but. >> like I have some things going for me, I. think. So, like. >> What? What? What did you just say? >> So, you wait. You can just skip 75. assignments and nothing really happens. You still graduate? >> No, no, no. You fail. >> You'll fail. >> Completely fail. >> Oh, so you got to do some of those? >> No, I'm going to completely fail. [laughter].

>> Wait, you're going homeooled? >> Yeah, I'm very excited. >> Like home school? It's just so basically. it's um it's just like a home I'm. allowed to say it, right? Yeah. It's. called um. >> just like an online one. >> Yeah, it's like a online school where I. can stay home and I call the teacher for. like 2 to three hours and then I do the. rest of the work by myself. >> Oh, that's nice. >> I like it. >> That's what I want to do, but I still. want to be in cheer. Mind you, yesterday. I was. >> do that. I had a friend that did that. where she did um home school, but she. went to like she went Yeah, she went and. did school cheer at that school while.

she was doing home. >> Oh, Kate did that with softball. Well, that Yeah, but my school was offering. online at the time. >> Well, you see, that is an online class. that I'm failing at right now. So, >> you're failing cheer. >> No, no, no, no, no. I'm 75 assignments. >> No, but I was benched yesterday because. um I um forgot to go to practice at 7:00. a.m. So, I am benched from cheer games. currently. >> Did you still have to dress up and go? >> Yes. >> How do you not get benched if you have. that many missing assignments? >> I probably will next game. >> whenever I I feel like when.

>> Sorry, I didn't mean to bring that up. It's fine. >> I feel like whenever I was missing. assignments or like it was going to be. like, "Okay, you can't play this play. this week.". >> Somehow the coaches would always just go. talk to the teacher and make it happen. and then suddenly I'd be able to play. >> Are you flexing that you were really. good? >> No, I'm saying that like the coaches, if. a coach wants to, I feel like a coach. can just go to the teacher and be like, "Hey, can you change it just for like a. few days so they can play this week and. then change it back?". >> On my team, if you had a below a B for. every point you had below an 80, you ran. stairs every day until you got it up to.

an 80. And then if you were failing, the. whole team runs for you. >> Dang. That's you don't have to run. >> No, it's to sit there and watch. >> Sit there. Oh no. >> You think it's You think it's good until. everyone hates it. >> Then you have the whole team. That's. just. >> I'll tell you what, on at least on an. all guys team, I WOULD NOT CARE. Y'ALL. KEEP MOVING. Y'ALL LOOK GOOD. >> THEY PROBABLY CAN'T DO THAT FOR GUYS, but for girls, it really hits hard. >> Y'all keep moving. And listen, if one of. y'all don't want to run stairs, you can. do my homework for me right after this. [laughter].

If not, I'm going to keep failing. You're going to keep having to run the. stairs. >> What happened to Blake? >> Someone's going to have to step up. Sa's. going to have [laughter] to do the work. Hate me. >> Blake's now in the cheer period because. he uh is a manager for cheer and he left. early for some reason. He just randomly. left early. And. >> she calling your [laughter]. >> And uh he randomly left early knowing he. wasn't allowed to. And now we all cannot. leave have the privilege to leave early. So everybody hates Blake right now. >> Dang, he wrote it for everyone. >> Oh man. [laughter]. told me I could.

>> No, don't say that cuz she'll get really. mad at you. >> Did you ever have to [laughter] Did you. ever have. >> just like she was like if I were you. like I find but like I mean. >> nobody knows what like saying over. there. [laughter]. >> You're just trying to make it better for. yourself. But just know don't ever leave. early. >> Wait, Kenzie, did you ever fail and have. to watch everyone run? >> No, I never failed. >> Did anyone else fail and you had to run? >> Yeah. >> Dang. >> And then you and then you were pissed. off, right? >> Yeah. We had. >> and it's always the same like two or. three people too and you're like just.

don't be stupid. Just do it. >> One of one of one of my friends that you. guys know showed up to practice like the. first week of freshman year like in a. pair of vans like 20 minutes late. So. the whole team is out running hills and. she just had to sit down at the bottom. and watch all of us. >> How is that a I don't understand. >> No, she's down there. She was down there. like crying cuz we're all like. >> crying. She's down there crying because. we're all like mad at her. >> because we were running hills because. she showed up 20 minutes late and was. wearing the wrong shoes and I still make. fun of her for it to this day. >> I one time. >> that's torture.

>> I didn't want my teammates to hate me so. bad that one time, well if I guess I. really didn't want them to hate me, I. would have just gotten my pants. correctly. But I forgot my softball. pants in the dryer and it was a game day. and so my mom is driving her big. Suburban behind the bus and my dad's in. the passenger seat. We roll down the bus. window and he chunks him and I just like. grabbed in the air. It was so cinematic. and I was like, "Guys, we're good." And. the whole bus knows what's going on, but. our coach doesn't. And we all start. screaming. She's like, "What's going on? What's going on?" They're like, "Nothing. Nothing." That's so.

>> It was really cool. >> Are you sure it wasn't out of a movie? >> I promise you it was [laughter] so. funny. >> Yeah. >> What if they like hit the back of the. bus and they dropped? >> Our new back to school merch is. officially here and we have so many new. pieces for you guys. We have these new. varsity style crew necks for you. We. have these new I'm literally just a girl. t-shirts. I mean, look at the back. Look. at the back. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you could be the new best. dressed in school. Do the bend. Do the. bend. Do [laughter] the bend. >> Okay. All right. Now, if you guys want. to go get your new back to school merch.

pieces, you can shop them at the. loopodcast.net. Go get him now. >> Hit a guy on a motorcycle. >> You know, goes, "I win." You guys know? [laughter]. >> Wait, what? >> I win. >> Yes, she does it. I love watching a. Barbie. I freaking love Barbie. [laughter]. I watch Barbie every single night and. when I get ready in the morning. >> Oh, Barbie Life and the Dream House. >> I know. I can recite every single word. from all the movie or the show. >> Is it TV show? >> The animated show. >> They have a TV show. >> There's Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse. and Barbie Life Dreamhouse Adventures. I. don't like the Adventures one cuz it's.

more like like new looking. I only like. Dreamhouse, but on Netflix they only. have one season. So, I keep re-watching. that. >> What are you taking? >> Wait, Yolanda. So, are you in public. school still or are you officially. homeschooled? Um, I mean I kind of am. still in school. >> Do you go to the school or not? >> I'm not going I'm not going back. [laughter]. >> OH, LIKE YOU'RE LIKE done like kind of. >> like on the 14th when I start my home. school. But um they're telling me that. they can I can like get out of the.

school. Like. >> did you go to school this week? >> Uh no cuz I had Well, yeah, I went to. school but on Friday I didn't go cuz I. had to go to the doctors. >> But I had a physical. >> Oh, me too. You did? And I got my blood. drawn. Oh, I have a story after this. >> They were going to do that to me, but I. said no. I. >> Dude, I want my blood drawn so bad. I've. never had it drawn. >> I have something to tell you. I've never. My mom can do it for you. >> Dang. Really? >> Yeah. She had to draw my Dutch. It was. so scary. She made me grab the thing and. shake it. You know, like they put the. blood into the tube and then you have to. shake it cuz a little like. >> they shake your blood. >> Mhm. >> Spin it later.

>> That's disrespectful. [laughter]. >> Gotcha. >> Too rough my blood. >> Dang. No, I've never had my blood drawn. I want to get my blood drawn and get. like test on the lab or whatever cuz I. need to see like if I'm like diabetic. >> You want to know what happened to me? I. don't. >> I think you would know if you were. diabetic. >> I went to go get my blood drawn um for. my physical. So, I got get my blood. drawn. They're like, "Okay, we have to. do five extra vials this time and an. extra 10 vials." So, I'm getting 15. vials of my blood drawn. Normally, you. get four or six. So, I get my blood. drawn and uh they're doing 10. So, 10's.

already done. I've been sitting in this. chair for like 15 minutes just my blood. just spurting out. And so, um, >> they're just shaking all the time. >> So, basically, basically, they're like, "Okay, I have to go get more tubes." The. needle's still in me, by the way. The. needle's still in me. >> I like can't look when. >> What are you doing? So, then they go. grab five extra bios. I get my blood. drawn. I'm feeling lightheaded. So. lightheaded cuz like Oh, yeah. All my. freaking blood is out into tubes. I. don't think I have any more blood. I. went completely pale. >> I'm getting like nervous thinking about. it. >> No. So, listen to this. So, she grabs.

five extra vials. She keeps filling them. up. like it's going out more and more. slowly because I have barely any blood. left in my body. And so and so basically. I'm like looking down. I'm like, "Oh my. gosh." And so she takes the five extra. tubes out and then she's like, "Oh wait, we actually didn't need these five extra. tubes because we realized we realized. your cholesterol is down to normal. again." So then uh I stand up and she's. like, "You need to drink water and you. need to eat food immediately." I'm like, "What? Okay." So on the drive home, >> I don't understand that. Does food just.

make blood? They always say that. >> I think it's like I don't even know. So, I was on the way home and I didn't have. water or food in my car. So, I'm driving. home and I'm like like going behind the. wheel like this. >> They let you You're not supposed to. drive. >> Yeah, you're not supposed to drive. >> Well, I had to go to school. And so, I'm. like this. I'm like going behind the. wheel like this and like I start like. like seeing dots like little like black. dots. I'm like crap crap crap crap crap. So, I pull over and I sit down for a. little bit and I swear like I didn't. like fall asleep, but like I look at the. time it's like 12:32 and I looked at the. time. It was like 12:35 and then I was.

like on the side of the road and then. got back on. It was a very scary. experience and I swear I'm telling the. truth. I believe you. >> How many How many of those passed out. while driving? >> Oh, basically what. >> Oh, how many of those tubes do you think. you have in your body? >> Uh, probably like 40. >> Any other guesses? >> I'm going to guess. >> No, like 200. >> Yeah, I feel like 200. Oh my gosh. >> I feel like 200. >> How many of the They said apparently 5. millimeter is like. >> the common one. How many 5 millimeter. blood tubes do you think you have in. your body? >> 200. Actually, I'm going to go big. A.

thousand. >> Oh, >> I'm going to say 200. >> Oh, no. I think I'm going to go like. >> That's true. It does depend on how big. you are. >> 60. >> Just the average person. I guess average. >> 60 70. >> How much? >> How many do you think you want? >> 200. Oh, >> I have no idea. >> Well, you have to. >> But like if you're a full grown adult, I'd say a lot. Like Yeah. Almost like a. thousand. Yana maybe has 200 in her. body, >> right? Y'all are It's 1,000. >> Yes. >> Dang. 900 to,100. >> Wow. Wow. >> I was correct. >> And 15 of those were taken out of my. body. >> because I feel like just right here like.

in my thigh like that's like 1 2 3 4 6 7. 8 9. >> No, that doesn't add up. If you put a. thousand of them on the ground. >> Yeah, they don't add up. >> And you said all those are in me right. now cuz a lot of that's just muscle. >> Me and Matt were watching a video the. other day. >> No, it wasn't me and Mav. It was me and. Kate. Me and Kate were watching a video. the other day. If you took all the veins. and arteries out of your body, >> I saw this. >> And lined them up, how long do you think. they'd be? >> The Eiffel Tower.

>> Okay, there's Harper's guess. >> I'm going to say across the United. States. >> I I know the answer, so I'm not saying. that. >> Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um, like it. wraps it wraps around the world three. times. >> Three times. >> Yolanda, what do you think? >> I don't know. cuz I had another thought. on my head and it's it's painful cuz you. said you said like you said veins and I. think about that one video of like an. animation of like a person like taking. out the nerve of like their gums out and. now that's why I did that. Sorry. I. don't know but it probably like what. Harper said would. >> it's like three and a half times around.

the world or something. >> That's crazy. All of that is in our. body. >> I don't always believe everything. >> I know. I find that very [laughter] hard. to believe. I found out the other day. that the freaking Great Wall of China, you can see it from space. >> Have y'all heard that? >> Yeah. >> That's not true. >> Yes, it is. >> They got you. >> Has anyone ever been to space seen the. Great Wall? >> You can't. He got by the chat picture. >> Oh my gosh. Cash see the Great Wall of. China from. >> Y. There's a rat in my drink. There's a. rat in my drink. There's a rat in my. drink. >> A rat? Why is nobody believing me?

There's a RAT IN MY DRINK. [laughter]. >> HOW DOES A RAT GET through the hole? All right, I'm gonna be quiet. That was. the rat squealing. >> The chat says not really. >> Not really. >> Otherwise, you'd be able to see. highways. Think about it. >> Yeah, it says not with the naked eye. >> Wait, does anybody want to do my work? >> But if it's closed are on then. >> not really. >> You got to think the Great Wall of China. is only. >> the size of a highway. >> It's US government work and English. >> I would not be helpful there. >> And you for all this. >> Wait, what English are you doing?

English. >> Um, US government English. Oh. Oh. Oh, English. Um, English four. >> Oh, I'm doing English three. >> And you're how old? >> I'm in eighth grade. >> Wait, y'all are only one English off. [laughter]. >> So, it's not I failed English um all the. years of high school. So, >> all of them? >> Yeah. How did they let you go to the. next grade? >> I don't know. >> Isn't it I think it's so crazy. When I. was in school, I hated English, >> but now I love to read. So, it's crazy. >> Good thing.

>> Yeah. >> You never know where the world may be. I. I last year I paid my friends to do my. work for the semester. >> Oh wait, why would you do that when you. have chat GBT? >> Because I sorry chat GBT is too hard to. work. So. >> too hard [laughter] to work too much. >> It immediately replies. >> I already have so much on my plate like. >> No, I [laughter] I understand. Yeah. >> Wait, how does why do they even give. kids home homework anymore if they can. just use chat? >> Well, now they have tools where like. they can Yeah. They can run your like. work through uh like AI checkers and.

it'll tell you like. >> Yeah. if it's like an essay, but like if. it's just like how they going to know if. it's essay, >> show me the written M. >> I do. I like I like not writing them. I. like typing them. I reach flood. >> Well, a lot of times a lot of times with. like written math too, they want you to. use like certain formulas and stuff and. you have to like show your work like. with your writing and stuff. >> So, if you don't I mean, I guess chat. could tell you exactly what to write. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Only essay I've ever wrote in my entire. life. >> was when I was in the second grade and. they said we had to write a short story. book. So, I went to the library. I found. a short story book. I set it down and I.

copied it word for word and then the. school the teacher. >> school the whole school I mean they they. thought it was great. >> They thought I was a child genius. >> They did [laughter] it. No way. >> The teacher called my mom in and she. said your son is seriously gifted. She. was like she was like. >> was this before or after this the. testing that you got sent to? >> Uh before [laughter] not before and she. told my mom she was like your son is. seriously gifted. Like his writing. skills are insanearts. I'm in second.

grade and I wrote like an actual book. She's like, "It's I've never seen. anything like [laughter] it." She's. like, "It's insane." And my mom's like, "No." And she's [laughter] And then she. shows she shows my mom my work and she. goes, "He plagiarized that? There's no. way he wrote [laughter] that." She goes, "Yeah, you did not do that.". >> And then she asked me, she's like, "Did. you plagiarize that?" And I was like, "What's what's pl let's what's. plagiarized?" And she's like, "Did you. copy that from another book?" And I was. like, "Yeah, >> you didn't lie.". >> Yeah. But the teacher thought I was a. child genius for a second. >> I mean, the teacher got god. That's.

their own fault. >> Yeah. My mom was like, I don't even know. how the teacher fell for it because you. had all like the right exclamation. points, like periods, like capital. letters, everything. [laughter] Top. I. mean, top move. Honestly, if your. teacher's going to fall for it, might as. well do it. [laughter]. >> Yeah. So, you don't got to give me any. more work, teacher, because you know I'm. a child genius and all. That's. >> I can grade other people's work if you. want. [laughter]. >> Can I use the bathroom? >> Sure. Got to raise your hand. No. Yeah, she's going. >> It reminds me of when she passed out. last time. Can I use the bathroom? And.

then she passed out on the. >> What do the teachers say? They're like, "Can I go to the bathroom?" They're. like, "I don't know. >> Can you?". >> I'll be like, "Yeah." And then I walk. out. >> Wait, why do they [laughter] say that? Why do they do that? >> Because you're supposed to say, "May I. go to the restroom?" Not, "Can I?". >> May I? >> Is that true? >> May I is like you're asking if you can. go. Can I is like, "Can you actually do. it?" Yes. Technically, your body can go. to the bathroom. >> That's stupid. I'm going to keep saying, "Can I use the bathroom?" He's like, "Can you?" I'm going say yes. >> I feel like it's just a power trip. >> It is also. >> I hate when they would be like listen.

nobody has to use the bathroom. I'm like. >> so if I have to go, what would you like. me to do? [laughter]. >> What do you mean don't want to test me. nowadays? If they said it to me. nowadays, I'm not kidding. I'm peeing. right on the floor right [laughter]. there. >> Right there. If they said Well, no. I'd. asked one time and if they said no, >> oh, they're feeling the pain right on. their desk. stink stink up the whole. classroom for like. >> I had a I had a doctor's note and. anytime I'd asked to go to the restroom. and they said no, I just reach in my. back tack my backpack and I'd be like I.

got to go and then I just see. >> you had a doctor's note to use the. bathroom. >> What was the top move? >> Yeah, I know. >> What did the note say? >> She has one kidney. Let her go to the. bathroom. >> So, [laughter]. every single time I wanted to go, even. if I wasn't going to the bathroom, I'd. be like, I got to go. >> Wait, is that a thing? One kidney makes. you use the bathroom more. I don't know. all the terms and technical stuff behind. it, but that's what my doctor said, so I. use my. >> It's probably just not good for your. kidneys probably to like hold it and. stuff. Yeah, >> one time this is like kind of kind of I. may have told this. >> I feel I feel like they're kidding me.

[laughter]. >> Hilarious. >> She didn't get it. >> I didn't get it. >> Kitten kidney kidney. >> Kidding me. >> Oh, [laughter]. one time I think I told this before, but. when the school flooded from the urinal, um it like was dripping off The one. urinal. >> No, listen. >> The school flooded from the urinal. Yeah, the guy kicked it. >> Maybe not a urinal. It was a toilet. But. right above my classroom. My school was. twostory and there's a bathroom. >> A fancy school. >> There was like a bathroom like right. above it, like just to the left because.

like the bathrooms were stacked. So I. was in the classroom closest to the. bathroom. >> and I'm sitting in Spanish class and. right in front of me water starts. dripping on the desk. >> You're water. >> And we're like that's weird. And so some. of the students start looking at it and. they're like, "Oh, there's water. There's water." And my teacher did not. like this class because we were a. horrible class. We made her cry like. multiple times. Like she she went into. the office. It was so sad. Anyways, >> you sent the teacher to the office. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Multiple times. And so the teacher's like still trying. to actively teach as there is water like.

falling onto the desks and the kids the. kids now it's on multiple people's desks. like affecting multiple people like. backpacks are starting to get wet. She's. like, "Nope, nope. Everyone shut up. We're still I'm still teaching. Everyone. shut up." Water is actively like just. flooding into the classroom now and. she's still trying to teach. And so we. all were like, "No, like we're getting. wet by this water." And we didn't know. where it was from yet. So we all. >> How old were you? >> Uh 15. So we all start packing our bags. up and we're like, "Okay, we're just. leaving class." Like this is insane. [laughter]. >> You guys literally just do what you want. that class. >> Like like literally like we're I was. like, "There's water getting all over us.

right now." We didn't know where it was. from. And then finally she gets a call. from the office and she's like, "Okay, the bathroom upstairs is flooding. You. guys need to get your stuff and get out. of here cuz we just had we just had. bathroom water.". >> And you're like, "Really? No, you don't. say. There's bathroom water. Literally. just toilet water falling all over us. So she was actively trying to teach. And. then she like was like why does nobody. like like me? I was like cuz you did. things like that. >> Actually disgusting. >> Turns out Kate told her brother was the. one in the bathroom with. >> Oh yeah. >> with his friends. Your brother broke the.

No. No. But one of his friends kicked. it. >> Yeah. And he which funny story now. The. guy who actually it was like thousands. and thousands of dollars of damages. like he got charged for like destruction. of property cuz the entire school. flooded for like an entire week. A whole. quarter of the school was completely. closed off because there was so much. water damage. Like the water was like. I'm not even joking like ankle deep in. the hallways. People were just like. running and sliding on this on their. stomachs like a slip and slide. >> I [laughter] don't know. Like there's. videos of it. It's so bad. And this kid.

and my brother was in the bathroom when. it happened and he was like oh no. Like. he knew that they were going to look at. the cameras. >> He said they kicked in and just started. going. He said he said he so he run he. [laughter] like leaves the bathroom. immediately as soon as the water starts. coming and he was like they're going to. look at the cameras and they're going to. see me come out of the bathroom like I'm. cooked. >> Yo, what do you do? What do you do in. that moment? >> Well, so then he was like I'm just going. to go back to class and act like it. [laughter]. Let me call him real quick. I don't know. if. >> that's a good idea though to to like. what are they going to do. for his sake? >> What if they're watching us do it?

>> Wait, no. Are you asking people to do. it? >> Um I don't want to go to school so yet. >> Wait, school's out for a week. Hey, what. are you doing? >> I got an aura ring and I'm. >> So, if you want your school Wait, hold. on. >> Oh. Uh, hey. So, I was telling the story. about the time the school flooded on the. podcast right now. >> I'll tell you about it in a minute. >> Um, is it okay if I say about how you uh. you were the one who told the office? >> Yo, the office. That's terrible. >> Wait, wait, wait. But it's okay if I say. it.

>> What a sniff. >> I don't care. >> Okay. I just Okay. All right. Cool. Legally, I don't know if you're allowed. to. [laughter]. >> Well, it's probably fine now. It's been. a lot of years. And you you you didn't. do anything wrong. >> He definitely did. >> Yeah. No, I didn't. [laughter]. >> No. He's like, "Keep that in there." I. didn't I didn't do nothing. >> Okay. All right. Bye. [laughter]. >> Yeah. You got to put that in the in the. intro. Well, legally, I don't know if we. can talk about it. >> No. But basically, he went back to. class. He was like, "I'm just going to.

go finish my test." So, he goes back. probably like five minutes later. He's. like, "They're going to look at the. cameras and see I came out of the. bathroom. Like, I'm cooked." So, he told. the teacher, he's like, "I need to go to. the office." And so, the teacher lets. him and he was like, "Hey, I was in the. bathroom when this happened, but just so. you know, like it was not me. I did not. do this." And so, since he was like the. first one that went and was like, "This. happened, but I didn't do it." He was. fine. They dang. >> cleared his name. >> He did. >> He definitely did something though. [laughter]. >> No, he didn't do it. He But can you. imagine if he was the one who just got. charged with like thousands of like. >> Well, not if they all banned together. They can't charge anyone. There's like.

10 guys in there. If especially if I was. the guy that kicked it, I'd be like, "Listen, guys, if we all band together, >> then you're [laughter] all then you're. all responsible for the the damage." Uh. >> what? >> No. You all you all remain silent. >> Listen. No. If you all have an accurate. story of this thing just exploding. [laughter]. >> Focus. When you go, you can see you can. see the toilets just like manhandled off. the wall. >> Yeah. You just say we we sat on it. >> I peed it. Wait, do you know the story? Like why was he kicking it? Was he mad? No, he was literally just like He's.

like, "This will be funny.". >> You know him. >> I know him. >> You know the guy who did it. >> It was your brother, wasn't it? Okay. Wait, just just bleep the name. Just. bleep the name. >> Oh, I know who it is. You had to pay all. that. >> Yeah, it was like a lot. I could text my. friend and ask her cuz she knows. But it. was a lot of a lot of. >> I have a question. >> So, when I'm March 20th, I'm buying an. apartment probably around here somewhere. because I'm ready to move. >> Just waiting till the exact day you. turn. >> Yeah, I'm moving out on March 20th. Um, so how do I get an apartment and where.

should I get an apartment? [laughter]. >> So how do I do this? >> Go you go online and type in Actually, I. have an app for you. >> Oh my gosh. This is not an app. >> What are you doing right now? >> This is not an app. >> I know which app it is. I saw my friend. promoting this app. >> Really? >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Well, I'm not doing a promotion unless. you want to pay me. >> You can tell her later. >> No, but Harper, basically, you just find. the apartment you want to go to and you. ask, you're like, "Hey, what what units. do you have available?". >> You can walk up to the apartment. complex. You go in their office and. you're like, "I'd like to view your. apartments. What do you have available?".

>> Oh, really? >> And they give you a tour. >> Before you do that though, you should do. research online. You can go to. apartmentlist.com. and it's like it's like a a dating app. for apartments and you can like swipe. left, swipe right, and you can just look. and wait, what's the app called? >> Apartment list. >> Apartment list. Okay, I'm going to look. that up. And it you can like do it in. the DFW area. Yeah, >> you can set your location to even find. where your parents live. wherever you. want. >> And like apartment rent isn't crazy, right? >> No, depends on where.

>> depends on where you probably. get a high-rise apartment. Like, yeah, it'll be more expensive. >> For like a,000 to 2,000 a month. >> Yeah. I I I want it for uh hundred a. month. >> That's [laughter] not possible. >> You're going to have to negotiate. >> I'm pretty sure I pay like I spend $100. in a day. I really need to stop spending. money cuz like, >> dude, I say that [snorts] all the time, too. I I need to stop doing that because. like I'm not like saying that I'm gonna. go broke, but it's like honestly on the. verge probably soon. >> On the verge? >> Like what if I do go broke from just.

spending like $5 on a coffee then I like. today I got gas and it was $90. Like. >> huh? >> Yeah. $90 for my gas. >> This is crazy. [laughter] This has to. stop. >> Have you ever paid for gas? >> Oh no. [laughter]. >> For my parents. No, but you know what my. dad told me? He told me that he spent. like $700 on buying like Celsiuses and. like the theang cuz like he buys like a. couple like every day. >> I respect that. Oh, you meant like over. time. >> So it's kind of you can't make me go. broke.

>> I thought you meant on one trip he's. missing. [laughter]. >> No no. like a 12-pack of energy drinks is like. $25 or something. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's actually kind of wild. >> Well, they're like $2 a piece. Wait. >> I'm so upset because I bought a computer. for my home school and then I then now. figured out that the computer I meant. well the home school is providing a. computer for me after I [laughter]. >> take it back. Take it back. >> You can. but also [laughter] like the computer. that you get for school is probably. heavily restricted. >> That's true.

>> Oh yeah. You won't be able to do like. >> you won't be able to look at like your. YouTube analytics. >> Yeah. I like to cuz I like to watch the. podcast episode. The first one we did. I. like to watch it sometime. Yeah. That. might be. >> I love watching the podcast back. I have. a question. >> She's downloading the app right now. >> Yeah, I [laughter] know. Cuz when I'm. 18, I'm moving out because I legally can. and do whatever I want. >> Oh, take with you. >> No, I don't like I'm getting I love. Estus, but I just can't. >> Are you going to get a dog? >> No, I don't. Don't get a dog. >> I'm not going to get a dog yet, but when. I move to LA, probably. >> You need a dog?

>> I have bumps all over my freaking. fingers. I have bumps on my fingers. >> Digging a dog ties you down. >> Do you see that right there? >> What is that? >> I don't know. So, I've had these bumps. for like four days on my fingers. And. have you seen on my story the bumps? >> So, there's these like eczema bumps. They don't have anything in them, but. they're bumps on my fingers and they're. growing all throughout all my fingers. and I don't know how to get. >> turning into a lizard. >> WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY? [laughter]. >> What was I going to say about the. apartment? >> No, it was Yeah, you were after the. apartment. You were going to say. something. >> Oh, yeah. Um, when I got home last. night, I was just so lonely and it's so.

sad being alone, but I'm just so ready. to move out. And. >> now you lowkey going to need a roommate. Being alone in an apartment is kind of. >> very lonely. >> I be her roommate. I don't mind. >> I actually wouldn't mind that. So, you. move in with me. And they itch really. bad. I feel like uh Coraline when she. touches the poison ivy and scratches her. head. >> I love Cora. >> You know that part of the movie where. she's like, >> "Yes, >> mom. Give me some cream for my hands.". >> Her mom irritating me so much too. though. >> Oh yeah. I do not like your mom. >> I've never seen Cora. >> You guys, you've never watched. You have. to watch it. >> Wait, is that the girl with the buttons? >> Yeah, I.

look I tried to watch it and it scared. me. I was going to say the commercial. [laughter]. >> Okay. Recite some parts. >> A little movie night. The lights. >> Um, dim the lights. >> Why were you born? >> Wait, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? >> Oh. Uh, I'm I'm reciting the movie. >> She's going to do the whole movie for. us. >> The whole movie. All right, let's. >> All the dolls. I freaking love Coraline. Um, >> start with the opening scene. >> Okay. Uh, so the opening scene is is. what's his name? Mr. Boinsky jumping on. the roof. Uh, and he's like doing up. down up down.

Yeah. And then he goes to it's like. Coraline driving her little mop. >> Oh, I remember that scene. >> Wait, you're describing the movie, not. rec. >> Yeah, I know. Cuz there's no lyrics yet. Lines. Yeah. And then she sees she hears. a bell. It's Wybe. He's doing the. wishing stick going around doing some. witchcraft or something. It's probably. devilish. I'm lowkey shouldn't watch it. Actually, I don't think it's devilish, but she talks about witchcraft in it. I. don't know, but I've watched it over a. hundred times. It was. >> Have you guys seen the Coraline button. cookies? >> No. >> I hated Coraline as a kid. That.

literally terrified me. >> Me and my sister when we watch it, we. like to say the line. She goes, "Magic. dowsing.". >> It's stop motion. I remember. That's why. I. >> Magic Dowsing ride. >> Stop motion is like like stop motion. movies like are really difficult for me. to watch for some reason. >> What's stop motion? >> It's like where they like move the. characters. >> Oh my gosh. It's a clay movie. >> Yeah. >> Like do you guys do you guys know the. Christmas one with like uh Christmas. Nightmare? Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, I hate those. No, but there's. another one where it's like all the. little elves are working in the North. Pole and it's like stop motion.

>> Oh my gosh. Yes. >> What is that called? What is that. called? >> It's like an original. It's like a like. a classic Christmas movie. >> Something with an elf. >> Wait, why don't you like it? >> It's just hard to. >> It's just like watching Clay. >> Yeah. >> Is it Scrooge? >> No. Christmas movie. >> That would have been a good um. stockation. What's it called? What's it. called? >> A Claymation Christmas Celebration with. this guy. >> You guys, that's it. Yeah. Everyone's. seen that. >> I mean, how many bedrooms do I know? >> 1987. I would I would get two. >> Two. Me, too. >> I would get two. >> No. Yeah. You wanted two. You want you. and then like for a guest or whatever.

>> I know. But why can't use this as like a. filming room or something? >> Yeah. >> Okay. All right, guys. We're going to go. ahead and end the episode. We'll see you. guys next time. Bye. >> Bye.