Yolanda LEAKED Our Pregnancy Test!

I don't know if you guys have seen the. Tik Tok yet. >> She was doing a room tour. >> I saw the Tik Tok. On the Tik Tok. >> I did not see this Tik Tok. >> You cannot blame me. I didn't know. anything. >> No, it's on her account. It's on. Yolana's account. Uh, so what happened. is uh Yolana was doing a room tour and. she goes into the bathroom. >> You can't get mad at me. I didn't know. anything. >> No, I know you didn't ask. We're not. We're not mad. >> We're not mad. >> I didn't know what it was, so I just. showed her for a second. >> Wait, was it positive? You know, you. know she peed ON THAT THING. OKAY. SO, we have something we need to.

address. Uh, obviously because Yolanda. found something in our room. >> What? What? >> What? >> So, uh, I don't know if you guys have. seen the Tik Tok yet. Um, >> she was doing a room tour. >> I saw the Tik Tok. Yeah, I saw the Tik. Tok. >> I did not see this Tik Tok. >> Maybe. I didn't know anything. >> No, it's on her account. >> It's on Yolanda's account. Uh, so what. happened is, uh, Yolana was doing a room. tour in our bedroom and our. >> I don't think I even want to know. >> in our house. >> I'm really scared to know what this is.

>> And she goes into the bathroom. >> You can't get mad at me. I didn't know. anything. >> No, I know. We're not We're not mad. >> We're not mad. >> It just It's actually. >> It was It was honestly just so funny. >> But yeah, so everyone thinks we're. pregnant now. Um, which. >> which we are not pregnant now. >> Maybe next time. Uh, do you want to show. because Harper hasn't seen it? You want. to show? >> I haven't seen it. >> Yeah. >> Show her the clip. >> I feel better already. >> As of filming this episode, her video.

has only been out for a little while. Um, and people are already everyone's. like, "You're pregnant. You're pregnant. You're pregnant." No, we're not. pregnant. But yeah, here. Show it to. her. >> Like black part right there. >> Oh, it's clear blue. It's got two little. lines. That's cool. >> I didn't know what it got, so I just. showed it for a second. >> Wait, was it positive? Yes, >> but it was an ovulation test. >> Let me see. >> Wait, what's she's pregnant? >> I agree. >> I don't even know what ovulating means. What does that mean?

>> Um, but anyways, >> my war ring said that uh I start. September 19th. >> What is. when you It's when you can like get. pregnant apparently. >> But don't worry, I'm never getting. pregnant. >> Yeah, just know all you all need to know. is that was not. >> Why are you leaving that on the counter? cuz I have to you have to let it sit for. it to uh. >> Yolana practically touched it. >> I put it on the counter to let it like. develop. So you have to wait a few. minutes. >> But I touched it on the leash test. >> You know, do you know she peed on that. thing? >> E.

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>> We recently did that and found a place. with a pool just outside of Dallas, which completely changed the experience. One morning, we grabbed breakfast at a. local coffee shop, spent a few hours. walking around the Dallas Alberto, and. by the time the afternoon heat had. rolled in, we were more than ready to. head back, jump in the pool, and cool. off before going to a Brazilian. steakhouse for dinner. It's one of our. favorite spots. And anytime we're in. Dallas, we try to make it there if we. can. That ended up being one of my. favorite parts of the trip because we. got to do things we normally don't do.

while still feeling like we're at home. I loved that we could do something in. the morning, come back, recharge for a. bit, and then head back out later that. evening without feeling like we had to. be out doing something all day. Having a. nice place to come back home to made the. trip feel balanced. >> Honestly, those are the trips that you. don't expect to be memorable, but. somehow they end up being the ones you. talk about the most. Yes, sometimes you. don't need a big trip or a far away. destination. You just need a place that. lets you enjoy the people you're with. and the city you're in. >> That's what made this Dallas getaway so.

fun. We got to explore, relax, and enjoy. a little break from our normal routine. right here in Texas. >> Why would you be on it? >> Oh, no. >> That's psycho behavior. What would you. >> That is psycho behavior. >> That's. >> my my oring said I need to stretch my. legs. >> But yeah, guys, long story short, we're. not pregnant. Okay, so everybody can. stop with the comments. ovulation test. >> Hear my pops.

>> I've been doing a Tik Tok series. >> Put your hair up. >> Oh. Uh, just a minute ago. >> All right. Ready? >> Okay. That's. >> Oh, don't worry. I got you. >> You know that gives you arthritis? >> Yeah. So bad for you. >> I already have it. >> But okay, >> I'm not done. >> So, >> oh, that was horrible. >> That was crazy. >> Ready? Ready? >> Oh, wait. Y'all can hear it. Ready? >> Good. Good. What were you saying? >> Ready? Ready. >> I can do that, too.

>> I know. >> Um, so we did clarify that that was a. positive ovulation test. >> Yeah. >> But. >> which means you can get pregnant. >> Yeah, that's kind of what I'm getting at. here is why are we taking those tests? And if we are taking those testing to. tell you, >> yeah, you have or if you are taking. those tests, what other tests? >> Why are you talking like that. >> have you guys taken like maybe. potentially? >> No, I'm not on steroids. I know. I looks like it. I know. I'm. shredded. I'm jacked. Are you on. steroid? Wasn't going to ask that.

>> Looking swoller than usual. >> I WAS JUST GONNA ASK. >> HE'S ON STEROIDS. HE'S ON STEROIDS. HE. He has something on his arm. >> A bug bite. >> What does that mean? >> He's injected bug bite. >> Trust me. >> He wants to be injected. He said he. never got. >> He was on steroids. They're not working. >> I got another bug bite right there. >> He's on peptides. >> Oh, peptides. >> What is steroids? And what's peptides? >> Steroids just like some stupid like. thing that like makes people like Jack. And peptides it's like not healthy for. you though. >> She said just work out. Don't be lazy. >> Let peptides make you skinny, right?

>> I don't know. >> Isn't that. >> I just I would just like a little maybe. small update on that. Maybe not. We. don't have to. >> M's in everyone's business all the time. >> No, it's just like everyone's going to. be asking like, "Oh, they took an. ovulation test. So, does that mean that. they could be pregnant? Are they. pregnant?". >> No, >> we just said we're not pregnant. >> Well, you said that it was an ovulation. test. >> No, I said just to be clear, we're not. pregnant. There's a girl girl in my. school. >> We understand we're not. >> That's not pregnant. >> No, guys. He means what he means by that. is Kate isn't pregnant, but gosh might.

be. >> Guys, >> I like there there's a girl in my school. that's pregnant and like she's like. beautiful like blah blah. Yeah, she's. like I support her, >> but um how do you I'm like supporting. that she's keeping the baby, you know? Like I think that's. >> how did you like show your support? >> Did you make a flag? Do you give her. money? >> I don't know. I like just think it's. like I think that sheal I think she's. very brave for doing that because she. still goes to school and stuff and it's. like. >> hard. Um, but I I'm like thinking about.

it, pregnancy is like the most painful. thing in your life. Like imagine like it. hits nine months and you're about to. have a kid and it's. >> like pop a baby out like. >> like how in the world can she do that? Like I. >> it's worse after I don't know how she's. going to keep going. >> What's postpartum depression? What is. that? >> Oh, we talking about Clancy right now. >> It's where you get depressed after. having the baby. Why this is like a. hormone that happens or like what? >> Yes. >> Your hormones are changing so. drastically after you give birth. >> But and also like you're so. sleepdeprived and you just you feel like.

you're giving everything to this other. human being and it just you like. >> a lot of women like their husbands go to. work so they're just home all day by. themsel like trying to take care of the. baby alone. >> It has to eat like every two hours so. you never sleep. >> Very demanding. >> I've never had. >> Imagine an alarm clock that goes off. every two hours. >> No, no, no, no. That's the thing is. every two hours you then have to wake. up, feed it, change its diaper, and get. it to go back to sleep, which means. you're really only sleeping. >> and burp it. >> Yeah. And burp it. So, you're really. only sleeping maybe like 12 minutes. >> 15 minutes. Yeah. Maybe 11.

>> I don't know. Yeah. Terrible. >> That's terrifying. >> Yeah. No, that's why I don't want kids. I have to take care of them and it's. really hard. I can't do that. >> I'm with you. Having a a newborn baby. sounds absolutely terrible. >> I can barely take care of my dogs. I. want one for like a little bit, but like. not when it comes to not when it comes. to sleep. >> You want to adopt one for five days and. give it back. >> Yeah. Like when it comes to sleeping, I. I need my sleep, unfortunately. >> Yeah. I mean, it's definitely tough, but. I I do want a kid. >> When do y'all want to have a kid? Cuz. like if y'all are trying right now, like. done.

>> Kate Kate's answer is when our house is. done. Cash's answer is yesterday. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. I've been I've been trying cuz. uh. >> I've been trying. >> um uh like Kate wants to wait till our. house is done but I don't think so. because to be honest we can just get. like an apartment or anything else. So. >> because right now we all me m Kate and. Kenzie all live together. So uh Kate. wants to wait till we have our own. house. But I'm like well we can just get. an apartment if we have if we have a. baby. >> But yeah it'll be fine. >> We're young and hot. We can get pregnant. whenever we want. Well actually.

>> not all of us can say the same though. So. >> no that's what I'm saying. We actually. can't get pregnant whenever. >> I'm young and hot. I can get pregnant. whenever I want. >> I'm joking. I don't want to get pregnant. and I never will and I don't want to. have kids and I just want to be alone. forever because that's. >> No, you don't. You were just talking. about how when you move into an. apartment, you're going to feel so. lonely. >> I know, but I'm honest. I do good alone. >> I thought you said you didn't. >> I don't know if I've seen you alone in. like my entire time knowing you. Every. single time you come over here, you have.

a friend. >> I have to have somebody with me. >> Isolation's not good. I go crazy. >> No, it's not. >> Why did you get that when I. >> would be It would be Well, >> it would be good if when you get an. apartment, you do have a roommate just. because like all of your friends are. going to be at school, too. >> Yeah. >> So, it's like then you're really just. going to be here like at your apartment. I mean, you can come over here every. single day and hang out with us if you. want. >> I will probably when y'all go to. college. All my friends. >> Yeah, sure. >> I uh Yeah. I don't know. I feel like. being alone just does not do me. Like, I. was alone for two weeks in bed.

And I like couldn't like I was just like. >> you were alone for two weeks in a bed. >> I don't know if I didn't get off a. singular bit. I barely got up. The only. time I got up was to pee and shower. >> Were you sick? >> I was sick for like a little bit and. then I was depressed and then I got. shipped off. >> Were you you were bed sick? >> I was bed I was bedridden. >> Wait, where did you get shipped off? >> Utah. >> It's a whole story. >> It's a whole story. I'll let you know. later. >> Don't worry. It's better that way. It's. okay. >> It's better that way. Okay. I got.

shipped off and then I got bed. I'm. great. >> Dude, I felt like I was going to be. depressed whenever I had co the two. weeks in solitary and it was during. Christmas. So on Christmas day, I sat. outside of my my parents living room has. these big glass doors and I set out the. glass doors and I had one of them open. and I just watched them from afar open. all the gifts. >> It was really. >> Wait, you were quarantined on Christmas? >> Yes. >> I was. I'm too selfish, man. I'd be all up in. there.

WHAT'S YOUR NEXT ONE? >> YOU can't you can't do that. Especially. if she had like grandparents there and. stuff. Like you can't risk that. >> Risk it for the biscuit. >> Dang. Wait. So where are you watching. from? >> Take a photo of it or something. >> They put you outside. >> Yeah. So I could OUTSIDE. CHRISTMAS. >> IF ANYTHING, I WAS like 70 degrees. during Christmas in Texas. >> Okay. I wasn't here. >> You've been here since. You spent. Christmas here before. I wasn't there.

during quarantine. >> Okay. >> How was I supposed to know? >> Sorry, I'm like checking my TikTok. because it's doing good. >> Hey, that's good for you. >> So bad. It's the first time it's done. good in a while, so I'm like. reminiscing. >> Get Harper to 10K. >> Yeah, >> 10 million. My bad. I'm sorry. I messed. up. I'm sorry. >> Keep trying. >> Yeah, 10K. >> I meant 10 million. I'm sorry. >> Oh my gosh. Have y'all ever gone live. and they got up to a million viewers? >> No. >> No. >> No.

>> Y'all want to know what happened to me. yesterday? You guys not You did not get. a million viewers. >> I got to 900K. >> Oh, like all at once? I mean, all like. at the end of the live? >> No. >> You did not get 900,000 people on your. live. >> 900,000 concurrent viewers is like more. than the super That's like the world. record. >> I was like talking. I was doing like my. girl talk and I WAS LIKE TALKING. >> OH, THAT MAKES SENSE THEN. And so I was. like talking and like everybody says. that I was gossiping about like cuz like. all my friends do girl talk and like we. were all like talking and stuff, girly. stuff and it's just always gossipy and I. hate it but sometimes fun.

>> Right. >> Right. I still don't believe you got to. 900,000 current viewers. >> I did. I did. >> So it's a good thing. Good job. >> Yeah. It's a fake. >> If you went live on Tik Tok, she would. get like 900. >> But I can't go live. Like when I do like. they think I'm not of age to be on Tik. Tok, but I am. >> Oh yeah, you definitely can't live. stream on Tik Tok. They'll kick you. right off. >> Remember my lives? Do you go on my live. sometimes? >> Yeah, sometimes. No, I would scroll and. then like it would pop up on my YouTube. page. I'm like, what is she doing? And. then one time I she would doing the.

bottle with Blake and I was helping her. out and then I accidentally wasn't. looking at it and I accidentally sent. her two roses and she was like, "Thank. you." I was like, "You what?". >> I just sent her two roses. I. >> might need that back. How about give me. my two cents back. >> How many coins you got on Tik Tok? >> I have no idea, but I just send it. Like. to run the people sometimes, too. I go. to there like. same. That's what I do. I go to people's. lives. I like send them roses. They're. like, "That's not Harper. That's not. Harper." They check and it's Harper. Like, oh my gosh.

>> Dang. You guys should do a live stream. together on Instagram. >> I was on live last time and um they were. like, "Have Harper go live with she. wants to go live.". >> Oh, I will actually do that. I will. >> as long as you don't like leak number. But. >> if you answer my call. >> Oh, >> she's been calling me a lot recently and. I've been busy. >> But then she's like, I don't like I. don't like being lonely. But then you. ignore my calls, >> right? Makes sense. I don't make sense. >> I'm not a very talkative person after I. like talk. Like usually my social. battery drains very low. So then I just.

don't talk for the rest of the day. >> How many friends does Yolanda have? >> Do you have a best friend? >> Um yeah, but we like barely talk anymore. because she's like. >> she has she's in a cheery. And so like she's very busy, so like we. don't really talk as much. >> And then you still chair. >> Um, no. >> Oh yeah, I forgot. >> We don't do chair anymore, but I'm I'm. going to go to like hello. >> Oh no. >> Or like Okay. It's just the light going. out. I thought we lost power. >> Oh man. Okay. Our new back to school. merch shop is officially here. And we.

have so many new pieces for you guys. >> We have these new varsity style crew. necks for you. We have these new I'm. literally just a girl t-shirts. I mean, look at the back. Look at the back. I. mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you. could be the new best dressed in school. to do the bend. Do the bend. Do the. bend. >> I already know. If you guys want to go. get your new back to school merch. pieces, you can shop them at the. loopodcast.net. Go get them now. >> Huh? >> No, it's just like a a glitch in the. Don't worry about the light. It's okay. >> That was terrible, guys. We almost lost. all the episode's.

eyes. >> I thought I thought all the cameras. turned off and we lost all the footage. >> Hey, our birthdays. >> The other day you uh you took a trip. >> Did you go to Canada? You have shro. right now. >> Hold on. Why are you so close to me. then? >> Oh, you. >> I'm joking. No, wait. Uh trip to Canada. >> You went to the uh. >> I went to Minnesota. >> The Minnesota? >> Yeah. And I went on the Clearly Plus. podcast. >> Yes. And uh you uh lowkey started some. beef with some influencer. >> Yeah, I saw that. >> What influencer? >> What influencer?

>> Well, >> maybe you should go back. >> Did y'all watch the podcast? >> We have to. Obviously, >> we got to watch it if you're on it. to. make sure you don't say anything crazy. about us. >> I didn't say anything crazy about y'all. Just some controversial topics. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. My name was in your mouth a lot ON. THAT SHOW. EVERY every she they ask. Harper a question. She's like, "Well, Cash holds me at gunpoint.". >> My favorite part is Harper goes, >> "Yeah, Cash and M talk about a lot of. controversial topics." So, when they.

start doing that, I like to just take. myself. He said, "Well, Cash and Mav, you know, they talk about a lot of controversial. things, so I just like to remove myself, you know, >> even though I put myself straight into. the situation. I was trying to act super. mature on that podcast. Now I dare. >> How did that go?". >> Uh, I mean, I looked like a really cool. looked like a fake FRIEND TO ME. >> YEAH, I SAW YOU ON THERE. I WAS LIKE, "WHO'S that girl? I DON'T EVEN KNOW. HER.". >> YEAH. >> SO, what controversial topics do we talk. about? Huh? >> Uh, a lot actually. >> Yeah. Like what? >> And I do like to remove myself from.

them, especially when y'all talk about. like. >> what name what? Don't say it because I. don't know what it is. >> Um the things that get clipped. >> What we do? >> What do we say that gets clipped? What. controvers that you say? >> Yes, that too. But uh no. Uh what what. where I started be with who? >> Yeah. You don't have a single one to. say. >> Hey. Hey. >> Who did I start be? Okay, I'm going to. stop like talking crap about y'all. because I. don't want I don't. >> because you know we watch it. I don't. want like a bad relationship with y'all. because like that's just who I am and as.

a person. I like to like mend my. friendships, not try to like take them. away. Like I step away from the. controversial things. I like to step. away from drama with my friends. >> So. >> Well, I think we get at least free two. shots. I think I think we get at least. two. She's on the podcast. She's like. drama me. >> No, >> never. rock cowboy. >> So So tell me about tell me about the. controversial topic or Who Who did I. start beef with? >> Wow, you had so cash.

>> How this hurts. >> It was just It was just Cash. You were. like, "Well, Cash pretty much tells me. everything what to say.". >> I said that on Jolie. >> You said that on both. >> What? There's another one. >> She said fray. >> I'm always saying that. I need to stop. saying that. I got I got a talking to. about that by my mom. >> Talking too about Yeah, I told her. I. was like, "You said. >> what? >> I don't know." She said she was on a. podcast. She goes, "I don't even know. what the question was." I have no idea. But they were like, "Uh, Harper goes,

Cash just tells me everything.". >> Do I have a freaking cold sore? >> What? >> What is that? >> Did Cash tell you to say that? >> No, but he tells me to say every single. thing. >> Yes. Right. >> I'm joking. >> Tell him what I told you to say. >> I think I have a freaking cold sore. If. I have a cold, >> she's going off script. >> No. Um, >> got to kick her around now. >> But no, I will be right back. I do. I. do. Close the curtains. >> We'll be right back. I end up with like. a black eye. Anyways, guys, >> did you watch Did you watch her. interviews?

>> Uh, no. I mean, I seen the clips on it. though. >> I didn't know that she was going on any. of those things, so like I just saw. clips. I'm like, "Okay, I'll watch.". >> I watched it later. >> How was the the what's it called, >> Joey? >> The trailer. >> It was good. They're very nice. >> I heard that they talk about me. >> Are you kidding? >> Yeah, they say something about me on the. in the. >> They said something rude when it was a I. saw I didn't watch their podcast, but I. saw a clip of it. It was not bad. What. did they say? >> Surprising. >> Door Dash makes showing up for people. easy. So, today we're ordering on Door. Dash to see who knows each other best.

>> LET ME GO FIRST. IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS. >> NO. NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU. DON'T NEED TO GO FIRST. Kate needs to go. first. >> Yeah, mine. >> NO, I'M GOING FIRST. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> MINE'S like sticking out. I already know. what I got. >> Obvious. >> Okay, I'll go first since I know what I. have. >> Okay, >> I got a bouquet of roses. >> Oh my gosh. I wonder who could have got. you that. >> Who Who do you think? >> Um, okay. Okay, so process of. elimination. It would be weird if. Maverick got me flowers. >> But what if I did, though? That would be. >> You didn't. Kind of weird. >> Uh I think I know that Cash got me the.

pink roses cuz they're my favorite. flowers. >> You ruined the game, Cash. >> I did. I got her the roses. >> You were supposed to get her something. she wouldn't guess. >> What? >> Yeah, you're supposed to make it kind of. hard. >> Okay, next person. >> Okay, I'll go next. I'll go next. All. right. >> What? I. >> was kind of kind of you though. >> I have what I believe is a pizza. And if. it's not a pizza, I'm going to. >> pizza. >> Pizza. Pizza. Okay, >> they got it for you. >> Imagine it's not a pizza. >> Wow, that looks good. >> Pizza. >> Wait, is it pizza? >> Oily and all.

>> I'm going to guess. cash is out. So, it's between you three. girls. >> Who got it delivered? >> Who do you think ordered the pizza map? >> Why are you laughing? >> What are you doing? >> Cash and Kay are no longer allowed to. play THE GAME. >> I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE PLAYING THE GAME. I wouldn't have gave it away like that. I'm going to guess Kate ordered the. pizza. >> Did you? >> I did. I hope you enjoyed it. >> Lucky guess. >> Wow. >> Also, we're not supposed to say if we. did or didn't cuz that like eliminates a. >> Okay, my turn. My turn. My turn. Here we.

go. >> What's in there? >> What is it? >> Really, Kenzie? >> What is it? >> Wait, what is it? Can you. >> Don't say if he's right. >> You need those. >> We don't say if he's right or wrong. You. can guess, though. >> Yeah, it's you. >> Okay. My turn. >> You have holes. >> Okay, so I'm last. >> I mean, I I need new socks. I'm not. saying that. I'm just. >> Oh, what? >> I got good gear.

>> A coffee. >> LOOKS REAL GOOD. >> You guys all Wait, you can order socks. on Door Dash? >> Yeah, you can order anything on Door. Dash. >> What? >> Clearly, we got flowers, pizza, socks. >> Yeah. And out of everything, you guys. can order on Door Dash for me. You got. me socks. >> You needed socks. You're welcome. Just. like Kyle. I didn't get them for you, but you're welcome. >> Okay, Harper, your turn. >> All right, my turn. >> Wait, who do you think got you the. coffee? >> Oh, I think. >> is me. >> Probably only maybe Mav knows my coffee. order. I'm going to guess Kate, though.

Wait, but Kate got Mavs. >> Yeah. So, who what who do you think? >> Let me taste it first. It actually tastes good. Harper. >> What the? >> Okay. Not mine. Perfume. Okay. >> With excitement. >> Okay. It's either Kinsey or M. So, I'm. going to say why. Why would M give you. perfume? >> Because she smells so bad.

>> I'm going to say it's Kinsey because. Well. >> Oh, cuz you're eliminating the two of. them. >> So, it's either. >> Stop trying to do math. JUST GUESS WHO. GOT IT. >> HEY, JUST YEAH, go ahead. >> I'll say Kinsey cuz it's. >> Wait, open the perfume. Wait, did you. give me the socks? >> Uh, I don't know. Yes, you. Ah, YOU GOT. ME THE SAUCE. BUT NEXT TIME GIVE ME LIKE. SNOW CONE, APPLE WATCH, CHARGER. I DID. GET YOU THE COFFEE. >> YOU GOT ME THE COFFEE. I did. So, you. got me perfume. I did. >> And I got the pizza. >> Thanks. And I got socks. >> Wait, I'm so proud of you.

>> What? Wait, what do you mean you're. proud of me? >> You got me like a good coffee. >> Okay. All right. Let's get back to the. episode. Thank you, Door Dash. Door Dash. makes showing up for the people you love. easy. Needed that delivered. Door Dash. Order now. I think they were just saying. that like. >> they just said she was going crazy on. TikTok. >> I saw a clip of them and they were like. the LOL podcast is actually like they. would do so good at a show like having. our own show and they were basically. like. >> speaking of which I think we should. bring that up. We are making a movie. We. are making we are making our own TV. SHOW.

>> HOLD ON. WAIT. I was going to give. credit where credit is due. Dang it. Clearly clues you guys glazed us in that. and I appreciate it. We like you too. >> Well, anyways, yeah, we're making our. own TV show. >> Yep. >> Wait, seriously? That would do so good. >> Yeah, you get killed off in the first. season. It's bad. >> OH, WAIT. NO, I'D actually run I'd run. the show. >> No, but I don't know. That's what I was. saying. I was like, why are we killing. Harper off? >> But it's just it has to happen. >> Ky and I think we would do better at. like an animated like South Park type. show. >> animated. I want to be a little.

>> This was a good impression of Cartman. >> DO IT. >> He always does it. >> Do it. >> How did you know that? >> Cuz I see on the clip. She says. >> it was in it was in the song. No, it was. in the song you sung with with all of. them. >> Oh. Oh. When I was like. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh my goodness. >> Yeah. Animated would be cool, but I feel. like a TV show and we can reality TV. show. >> Wait, can we just ask the South Park. writers because you know they they make. a lot of episodes and they just do.

episodes about anything. Can you guys. just write an episode about. >> I don't know if we really belong on. South Park. >> I I want to be honest. I mean like you. ever seen on Carly? Yeah. Is that what. >> Yeah. Like if we had a TV show like that. and it was just like I know. >> it's like the behind the scenes. >> That's totally fits your guys's vibe. I. think that that would happen. >> Would it be? >> Yes, it's. a sitcom. >> What if I don't like my lines? >> It's unfortunate. Change them. >> Who's writing these lines? If. >> we are we are.

self film self. >> I'm actually really worried because what. is on my lip? That red thing. That's. probably just a pimple. You're. >> Oh, that's gonna be episode one. Harper. gets zit on lip. >> No. Like what is that? >> We're going to do some crazy things to. get it off. >> Wait, how do we make a TV show happen? What do you do to make it? >> I don't know. We need like. >> a REALITY TV. >> WELL, LET US PUT IT THIS WAY. OH, YOU. WANT REALITY? >> Not reality. >> Like drama. Oh my god. >> Oh, you do not want reality. >> I did not condone the drama. The heart. was like, let's have drama. So good.

>> If you can get your family on board for. reality TV show, we will make it happen. Okay. >> You know, it's funny. I always said that. about you. From the day we met you, I. said, "You know what? >> If somebody followed Harper's Harper and. her family around at the camera, >> Harper, >> it'd be it'd be very interesting. >> It'd be like the Kardashians.". >> It would be It would be. >> Oh, it would be terrible. >> It'd be like Kardashians beat Duck. Dynasty. They're going to all pray at. the end, but the middle's going to get. kind of crazy. >> I like it when when Kim and Courtney, I. think, is both when they start fighting. It's so funny.

>> They're just smacking each other. >> No, the only person fighting. >> is laughing. >> Harper Harper throwing hands at. somebody. Who would you fight? Who would. you fight? >> Piper Rocket. Oh, wait. >> Again. >> Uh, I'd probably fight. >> Natalie Reynolds when you're 18. >> Natalie Reynolds. Actually, no. She like fought Sophie. Rain, which nothing against them, but. >> Wait, did they actually fight though? >> Yeah. >> It was like It was like fake though. You. could tell. >> And they're like making out. >> Yeah. It's really. >> No, like now like went up to each other.

acting like they were going to fight and. they started making out and I was like, "What the heck?" Weird. >> Dang. What the. >> Hello. >> It made me a little uncomfortable, not. going to lie. >> Wait, wait. How old is Sophie Red? >> They're both over 18. >> I'm ask Jordan Matter if he wants to. box. >> Does that Does that really. >> Jordan Matter? >> What? >> He would be ask Matter to box. >> Yeah, that's who you think. >> I DON'T THINK HE WAIT, CASH. I GENUINELY.

don't think he understands that it's a. troll. So every even though you've done. it like millions of times, every single. time you come up to him and be weird, I. think he just genuinely thinks you're a. freak. >> I know. It's funny. When like at Kids. Choice Awards when I just had his name. on my shoe, >> I don't think he knew it was a troll. He's just like, >> "That's sweet, man.". >> Yeah. >> HE WAS JUST LIKE, "OH, >> LOOK.". >> OKAY. >> Show this on the podcast. But like this. is like just wait. They just like start. kissing. >> What? I'm sending that to Jordan right. now and asking. >> Hey Jordan, give it a box. We can take.

info from NATALIE AND SOPHIE. WHY is. nobody That's so That's actually so. weird. >> That's messed up. That was messed up. >> There's these new boxing matches going. on where we all kiss in the beginning, but it's nothing weird. It's like. completely. >> people just doing it. I don't know why, but like. >> we don't have to, but in a viral clip. for sure. >> It's like nothing for me. I think it'll. do great for both of our pages. So, I. don't. >> If I text him that, I don't even know. what he would respond, man. >> I think you're getting blocked. immediately. >> Oh my gosh.

>> Do you watch Jordan? I used to watch her with my sister. >> Really? >> Yes. She was younger. Right now she's. 17. >> No way. >> How do I not know her? >> Let's be friends. I don't know. >> But she used to watch you. Me her used. to watch you too when you used to. >> No. You know what I mean? Like when you. used to do that they get ready with me. She used to watch it. >> Should I start doing those again? >> Yeah. I mean I don't care what people say on. YouTube. >> We like your Yes. >> I like I like when she goes Yeah. There.

was like you guys were talking about. ocean animals and Cash was like, "Oh. yeah, you don't know what's down in the. ocean." YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH.". >> YEAH. I WAS LIKE, "There can be anything. down there." And you were like, "Yeah, >> we like the Yes.". >> Or it's like, "Do you know Do you know. Rap God?" Yeah. >> We like it. >> Come on, give us one. >> What do you mean? Like it depends. Like. you have to ask me something and I'll be. like, "Yeah.". >> Do you like blue eyeshadow? >> Yeah. YEAH.

That That one's like deep in your chest. We like that one. >> There's like I don't know how many there. are. >> There's a. Yeah. >> Then I don't remember. There's another. one. I can't remember. >> Can you try to do rap god faster? >> Look, I be seeing the people being like. she was just mumbling. That's not true. I was saying the words, >> but I was just going super fast and so. like going too fast. >> Yeah, I was out of breath. So I was like. collaging the words together. So, it. sounded like I was mumbling.

>> Okay. So, do you want to make up for it. now? >> I could try. It might sound the same. like last time, but I could try. >> And everybody's making these edits of us. being like, "So, so Ray J, GO STRAIGHT. TO THE. >> I ACTUALLY HAD NO IDEA THAT SHE DID IT. ON THE PODCAST. I DID it on Harper. >> when I was young." It's so weird. I've. seen all these edits of like them being. like, "Pob, it's Harper but in a. different font." And it's like Yolana. like being herself right now. >> Clips of you from 2020. >> And we do the exact same things like. best. >> mentally and physically. Okay. So Ray go. straight to the radio station the very. next day say hey fab I'mma kill you.

lyrics coming at you supersonic speed. what I got to get to be human so. anything I'm never give. and I know for everybody for the day. that they say another way to get. motivated I make elevator music you make. elevator music he's still mainstream and. that's it. >> I make eleers. >> I like how she muted herself this time. cuz she got muted last. DID YOU RELEASE IT? BUT NO, but okay. Did I miss a bad word?

>> No, >> I didn't. But okay. >> I saw I saw a clip where they had like. you on one side and the other side was. him actually singing it and you were. faster. >> You were faster than you like finished. and then like half a second later, like. two seconds later, then he finished. I. was like, "Whoa, that's crazy.". >> People were doing so much. They're like, "She's not better than Eminem." Nobody. said that. Shut up. Like, you need to go. home. Do something like leave me alone. Yolanda versus the haters, >> right? I don't I always win. >> She like it was like like Eminem and her. voice over. It was like like meshed.

together and it was she was faster. It. was insane. >> What's your opinion on the haters? >> I don't really care. I mean honestly it. like Hardy said it benefits me. It does. really. they comment on my videos. They like my. videos. And you know what? The numbers. are going up and so is the I don't care. >> The numbers are going. >> They don't comprehend like that. that. like. >> Yeah, they're stupid. >> It helps. >> And the funny thing is this one person, they made three videos about me saying. how I'm unfunny. >> You're just obsessed at this point.

Three. >> and I think I confronted her. I don't. know if she deleted the video, but I. can't find it. That's funny cuz I come. sometimes I confront my haters and they. go, "I'm so sorry. I didn't know I love. you SO BAD." LIKE, "SHUT UP. GET OUT.". OH MY GOSH. Yesterday I was at the I was. at the. >> I was at the football game yesterday and. I walk out and I see like from two years. ago this like boy and he made fun of me. like so hard. He like was so rude to me. Like I like literally like death. threats. Rude. So mean to me. No, like.

in person like two years ago I played at. this exact same stadium. This guy said. like crazy things to me. Like so rude. Like you're so ugly, you're fat. Like. all these things. Like it was it was. terrible. >> Fat where? >> No, thank you. And so basically, no fat. And uh. >> ph fat. >> And so um and so basically. so basically. And so basically I walk out and I see. this guy. I'm like crap. I don't I don't. want to get hated on again. So he comes. up and he's like, "Harper, oh my gosh, I.

love you so much." And I was like, "I I. remember you from two years ago." "Yeah, I met you two years ago. Can I please. get a photo?". >> No. >> No. >> Rude. >> But did you take a picture? Yeah, she did. >> She's like, "No." Okay. >> But I actually like I didn't remember. because I'm going to be a nice person. So, >> no. Yeah. I remember specifically. somebody was like extremely extremely. extremely mean to Harper. And then when. you were like going through all your. stuff last year, saw her in person. She. was like, "Just tell her like I love her. so much. I'm always there for her if she. needs anything." I was like,

>> "Who? >> I'll tell you after.". >> Wait, what? Did you tell me about this? >> Yeah, I told you about it. Is it a. social media person? I'll tell you about. it after. >> It's crazy how I will remember. >> I I'll tell you after. Yeah. I was like, "You're fine. >> I remember.". >> That's crazy. >> It's crazy how people they switch up so. fast cuz I'm I was in school. They bully. me like every day in my life. And now. that I'm being swarmed every day, even. by people who don't like me that used to. make fun of me now. >> Wait, you get swarmed in school? >> Yeah, sometimes I do. It's kind of It's. kind of scary. One of them Oh my god. I.

was in school. There was like a group of. girls. They were like, "Excuse me, are. you Yolanda?" And I was like, "Oh, yeah." And this girl touched my hair. She was like she was like. >> I was I was like hello. >> wait why did she do that? >> I don't know why she touch she just. touched my hair. I was like excuse me. And then I went to go tell my friend cuz. it was my last day of school cuz I'm. going home school now. And then um they. were like they were like wait I'm not so. then they go to the corner and they like. oh my god really hurt. They go and they. just start like screaming at the top of. their lungs and I was like I hate that. the. >> it's really. >> I don't know why it's a pet peeve of. mine. Listen. >> we can hear you. We have we have ears. I.

don't know why. Like I'll be like. walking through the mall or something. random. I JUST HERE, >> OH MY GOSH, THAT'S THEM. And they're. sitting like 10 feet away from me and. I'm like and they act like I didn't. hear. They're like. >> I'm like, >> "Oh my god." The funniest thing. happened. I was at Walmart looking for. fuglers, right? But as I was walking to. the fugler section, there was a group of. girls buying something and we lock eyes. and I'm like, "Oh." My dad goes, "They're a fan. They're funny." He does. that to everybody they see. If they look. at me, they go, "They're a fan.". >> That's what my MOM DOES TO MY PARENTS.

>> HEY, go get a photo of those girls. THEY. HAVEN'T ASKED YET. NO, BUT I WALK to the funer section and. then I look at them, we lock eyes and I. keep walking and I look behind me and. they're like speed walking behind me. I'm like, "Oh no." And so I go to the. fer section and they go, they go, "Oh my. god, look at all the I'm about. to yell. SLOW DOWN. SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I go too fast. I'm sorry. >> I can literally hear her sing. I listen. to all my videos in 2x so I understand. >> Sorry, I go too fast. I'm sorry. So, I. was walking to the photo section and I. close eyes with them and then I keep.

walking and then I turn behind me and. they're like speed walking behind me and. I'm like, "Oh, okay." And then I get to. the section and then they're like, "Oh. my gosh, there's so many fugers. I'm. about to yell yolanda." And I look at my. mom and I'm like, "They probably don't. I don't know if they know me, but. whatever." And so I buy the fugers and. then I go to another section and then. you could just see them with their. parents walking back and forth on the. section where I'm at and I'm just like, "Hello." Like, "Is everything are you. okay?" And then they go, "Can we take a. picture?" Like, "Of course." And I was. like, "Yes, we can take a picture." It's. so sweet though, bro. When they like. push me, don't do that. >> I know. I don't like. >> They touch my hair. But the funny part.

is I told my friend I was like, "It's my. last day of school. Like, bye." And they. were like, "Oh my god," and then as I'm. like about to leave cuz they're. screaming. My friend goes, "Okay, no. pictures. Go away. No pictures." I was. like, "Whoa.". >> That's what Blake was doing last night. when these when these boys were trying. to get photos of me. I was like, "Wait, they're actually cute. Like, let them. get a photo of me." Blake was LIKE, "NO. PHOTOS. SHE NEEDS TO GO ON THE BUS.". >> And I was like, "What?". >> Honestly, perspective's going to be. bodyguard. >> One time I was in an airport and I was. sleeping and this woman comes up to me. shakes me, wakes me up. She says, "Are.

you Harper Zmer?" I was like, "Yeah.". And she's like, "Can I get a photo of. you?" Or, "Can my daughter get a photo. with you?" And I was like, "Yeah." And. she's like, "We've been watching you. since quarantine. I started in 2023." So. I No. So I stand up. I stand up like I. like just woke up. I stand up. Her. daughter gets a photo of me. The The. photo gets posted everywhere. It's in. the Philadelphia airport. I look like. this. Like like I like look like I just. woke up. I'm barely smiling and I'm. crosseyed and um yeah. So if.

>> I remember your exact position when you. were sleeping you had that hoodie on and. you were literally like this. You're. like. >> Let me let me show you cuz y'all y'all. will kind of understand what I went. through. >> We put you on live while you were sleep. You didn't even know. >> Dude, can you believe that lady woke me. up like that? Wait, hold on. Harper, Philadelphia. Wait, I had a thought when. she was saying the story, but I forgot. it now. >> Oh, no. >> Wait, no. It was a good story. >> Um, sleeping. >> sleeping woman show me up.

>> Uh, woman asked for photo. >> airport. >> I hate these. I was thinking of. something. I had a story. Wait, can you. read a word for word? >> So, I was um I was uh in the. Philadelphia airport. >> and I uh was shooken up by a woman. I've. been watching you since quarantine. >> Got it. Okay. Okay. No, I was on live. I was on. Instagram live and there was a girl. I. was doing like the the talent shows,

right? And there was a girl like. >> Wait, wait, wait. I was laughing too. much. Restart. >> Okay. So, I was on live on Instagram and. there was like a girl. She was like, "Oh. my gosh, like I was doing like a talent. show." She was like, "Yolanda, I've been. watching you since I was eight years. old, please." And I was like, "Mika, I I. even addressed it on the live." I was. like, "Mika, I just started." What do. you mean you watched me since you were. eight? >> I called her out on. >> Right. I did. I started laughing cuz I. thought it was pretty funny. I was like, "How you going to tell me that you. watched a film since you were eight, but. I just started?" She goes, "No, but I'm. nine now." I was like, "It hasn't even. been a year." Like, what are you talking. about?

>> She turned nine within the last four. months, >> right? Like, how? Like. >> that's Yeah, I'm like I was like highly. confused. And then I was in New York and. I got like like I was like like I missed. my flight. So I was in New York for. extra long and um let's just say this. other lady came up to me with her. daughter and her daughter was like you. carried quarantine. You carried. quarantine. I was like. >> thank you so much. A lot of people say. that your podcast my daughter watches it. every Wednesday and Saturday all. throughout quarantine. Oh my gosh.

>> Say quarantine ONE MORE TIME. I WAS LIKE. I WAS LIKE YEAH. >> WE STARTED three years after. >> I was like yeah that's no yeah yeah a. lot of people say that actually so thank. you so much and like she like we talked. for like 30 minutes and I mean I don't. mind talking but I. >> I feel like people don't understand like. the time warp though because like in. reality Cash was just looking on my. freaking pin. >> Yeah, I was thinking the first episode. about like the script writing it right. now. Yeah. >> Slowly thinking of like the lines. >> but like quarantine like quarantine Tik. Tockers in reality it was like Charlie.

D'Amelio Addison Ray like the I'll solve. that. But that feels like it was so so. long ago. >> I wanted to be Charlie so bad. I was. >> your mic. >> I don't know. It just fell apart. Something was happening. There we go. What do you get from Dutch Bros? >> This is called It's on the secret menu. >> Flapjack. >> I just got very secret now. >> I've never been there. Dutch. >> WE'LL GO AFTER. >> YAY. >> GET Get the um new waffle that. >> No, you got to get the bubbles. >> He likes the boba. Boba.

>> I I only. >> I only call them. >> I ain't never call it that. >> I only like the the tapioca ones. NOT. THE ONES. >> YOU DON'T LIKE THOSE? >> I LIKE THE CHEWY ONES. >> Those are so good. >> Sad. Not happy. >> Tapioca. >> Those ones are like gummy and like. >> I like it. I prefer it. >> I've never had that. >> I got my blood work back and I uh have. high cholesterol again. It's just it. runs in my family. >> You have to get 15 more blood taken. >> No, it just runs in my family. So, I.

just have to eat really good. I don't. have to worry about it until I'm 50, but. I should probably take care of it now. Um, but I'm on I'm on my health grind. right now. >> You are? >> How do you know? >> Because you've been going to Pilates. >> Do you see like any changes? Do I look. stronger? >> Yeah, you do. >> Oh my gosh. Kate saying that, too. Kate. comes in the room every day and she. flexes on me. She's like, "Look at how. strong I am.". >> No, I am. >> All right, let's see it then. >> Come on. >> Flex. Go right now. >> Flex on you haters. >> Okay. >> What was that? Last time you collap. >> What was that?

>> She set me up push-ups first. >> Can I show off my push-ups, too? I just. want to do one. Last time she collapsed. >> Wow. Oh, >> yes. >> Okay. All right. >> Her best run I'VE EVER HAD. >> WOW. >> WOW. YES. >> Not bad. >> All right. Now, FLEX. >> Are you ready? >> You flex. >> Can I Can I do push-ups? >> Yeah, sure. I don't know if the two. push-ups y you're not really getting. your muscles that much bigger, but.

>> that's pretty good. Harper, >> why act like that for me, >> Harper? That's really good. >> Cuz that first one was really good. >> Okay, >> you are. >> Dang. They're not going to let you keep. being a flyer. You get so strong. >> You're gonna make my B. >> Wait, what? No, I'm I'm trying to lean up my body so. I'm going to still be a flyer but still. have strong muscles. I'm losing like. some of my body fat so I can have more. muscle mass body fat. >> But muscle mass is heavier than body.

fat. So you would be heavier as a flyer. >> Don't tell her that. >> I know fat fat weighs less than muscle. >> That's why I prefer to keep my fat. >> It's weighs less on the scale. >> You know what's crazy? Ever since I was. I think seven years old, I've had abs. and I never worked for it. >> You're so lazy. Congratulations. >> Thank you. >> Cuz I I never worked for my app. >> Some things are just freeing in life. You know, >> my my sister and my dad Oh, so my dad's. not like He doesn't look muscular, but. he like when he was younger, he was.

super skinny. >> What did you just say that? Why Why did. you have to throw that shot at your dad? >> Take a shot at him. I think your dad. looks very muscular. >> Yeah, you do. I've I've seen you. >> You look at Dan like that. What do you. mean? >> What? We should box. What? >> My dad hasn't gone to the gym in like 20. years. Anyways, so. >> I just feel like that's not true. >> Your dad I feel like is in really good. shape. >> My dad goes to the gym every day. >> Your dad's definitely like a pickle. baller or something. >> Yeah. >> Pickle ball. >> But basically, what was I saying? Oh, my. sister. So, me and my mom have like the.

same body type, which my mom's like. beautiful and stuff like that, but I uh. or I guess like I have my own body type, but um what's it called? My sister has a. very muscular body type and I have a. very like she's like a gym body type. I. have a Pilates body type. What? >> So, um, anyway, so Reese has always. >> Which one's better? >> The gym body type. Reese grew up with. abs. She grew up being super muscular. >> She's also really tall and stretched. out. So, it's like. >> I feel like if you ask. >> any other shots you want to throw at.

>> I would say that she looks like she has. a Pilates body type and you look like. you have a gym body type. >> Okay. Yeah, I see that. >> What? You just switched it completely. >> Oh, one sentence. That didn't take much. convincing at all. >> Being short is like literally so sad. because Well, no, for you. No, because. >> I feel like that was like a distor. towards me. >> You just went. >> It's because. >> But I do not want. >> It's hard to like lose weight when. you're short. >> It It It's really No, for me it's hard. to lose weight. >> No, it's hard for me to gain weight. >> Me, too. I can't really Yo, let me take.

you to IHOP. >> I know how to gain weight rapidly there. >> Yeah, I know, dude. Oreo milkshake. You'll be able to down four of them. >> I went to IHOP in Minnesota. He did one. night. I went to IHOP in Minnesota with. Brooke and we were like, "You know what? We don't care about calories today. We're just going to eat the whole menu.". >> So, I ordered you. >> five pancakes, all the syrup, >> and I ate all of it, and I ate her. pancake. I don't like hash browns. They're too healthy for me. >> So, wait. Hash browns are too.

>> You guys said we're going to eat all the. calories, and she was like, "You can. have mine.". >> Yeah. She's like a skinny queen, and I'm. over here downing everything. >> Both skinny queens. >> Thanks. >> Oh my goodness. My brother's watching. the podcast right now. It's not live. >> So cute. >> No, I'm talking about the other one like. you notic so nice. >> Have you noticed that you've got a. little more toned going to Pilates? >> Me or you? >> You. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> No, I like told Cash I was like I feel. like I'm stronger than I have been since. I like quit sports.

>> Yeah. >> Because it's the first time since I quit. sports that I feel like I'm actively. like trying to be strong. Every other. time I was like I'll go to the gym cuz. like I should, but like I don't really. care. >> Yeah. Pilates is fun. >> I love Pilates. >> Like you're like in there dying and. you're like I could just die right now. and be happy with how my life was and. then you finish you're like, "Wow, that. was refreshing.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do it for like my. mental health, too, because it's like it. like refreshes you and it just takes. your mind off of things. >> Oh, you know what I do for my mental. health? >> Yeah. You can't think about You can't. think about your issues in life when. you're dying like struggling. So,

>> literally, I'm struggling so bad. I'm. shaking. >> You're like, "Nothing about except for. the pain in your My legs have gotten. very muscular from it, too, which I. really enjoy to see. So, those leg. circles, I'm always like this. I'm like, >> and when she tells you to hold it high. at the end, I'm like this. I'm like, okay. >> So, >> no, it helps me with my mental health. As I talk to myself, >> I do. >> when I talk to myself, I get more in my. head. >> Your own therapist? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So, what were you saying about your. mental health? >> Oh, uh, >> sorry. >> I get massages.

>> I love massages. I need to get one. But. I get good massages. I had one massage. >> Yeah, I did get a massage. And I'm. thinking about signing up for a. subscription. You get one massage a. month for $80. >> Isn't that the same price just paying. for a massage? >> No, bro. They jacked that up. >> Are like. >> like $160? I was. >> MINE ARE $60. >> MINE ARE $50. >> You paid $160? No. NO. IT WAS HALF OFF. CUZ IT was my first time. So, I paid. like 80. >> $50 for um for 30 minutes of a massage. >> 30? >> Yeah. >> I ain't falling asleep in 30 minutes.

>> Oh, you don't fall asleep in massage? >> I DO. OH MY GOSH. I'M ABOUT TO TELL. Y'ALL what you're paying money to fall. asleep on a table. >> No, it's the best. >> Listen, listen, listen. >> Cash and I have got We have gotten a. couple ma massages before. >> Three in our like life. >> But he knows how they work. Like he. knows the massage. >> Don't say this. Don't say this. >> How do they work? Did you like try to. walk in there naked or something? What? >> Listen. >> No, it's worse. It's worse. >> I literally The massage therapist called.

him out was like, "No. So, >> WHAT DID YOU ASK? >> ARE Y'ALL in the same room? >> YES. HOLD ON. TIME OUT. >> WAIT, did you ask Did you ask her to. massage your butt? >> My butt? No. BUT I WAS SCARED OF THAT. WALKING IN. I TOLD KATE, THEY THEY SAID, "IS there any areas YOU WANT TO AVOID?". AND I SAID, "NO." And I was like, "Fick. >> Frick. I was too EMBARRASSED TO SAY YES. >> THIS MUST BE TOTALLY naked during the. massage. >> You can if you want to be, but no." So. then I'm like, "This lady's going to. touch my butt." And I tell Kate, I'm.

like, "I don't want her to touch my. butt." And Kate was like, "Well, you're. gonna have to tell her that." I was. like, "I can't. That's even more. awkward. Hey, by the way, don't touch my. butt.". Kate was like, K's like, "Well, I can. tell her for you." And I was like, "No, that's even more more awkward." Hey, >> don't touch his butt. >> That guy doesn't want you to touch his. butt. >> I touched the butt. >> So, he's having this like listen, he's. having this like mental breakdown in the. lobby about. >> No, Kate, you should have got up and. went over there when he was laying down. Sorry. He's having this mental breakdown in the.

lobby about whether or not he should. tell her or not to touch his butt. And. then the two massage therapists, they're. these sweetest girls. They walk out, they're like, "Hi, Cash. I'm gonna be. massaging you." And the other one was. like, "Hi, Kate. I'm gonna be massaging. you.". >> And so they're like, "Okay, we'll just. be right back here." And so they take us. to the room and every massage is the. same. They take you back there. They're. like, "Hey, um, okay. >> Take your clothes off, get in the bed, like undress to your comfort level, and. then lay down and pull the sheet over. you. We'll come back in in a few minutes. when you're ready.". It's been like that every time we've. ever gone. And so this time they walk us.

back there and they start talking to us. and they're like, "Okay, is there any. areas you want us to focus on? Like any. pain you've been having, whatever.". >> And Cash is. >> What did you say? >> Cash was nervous or something. >> No, nervous. >> It's not what he said. >> Yeah. Just I'm just like, "Can we skip. this part? Just be like, >> I thought you said you enjoyed this. This sounds stressful.". >> Yeah. The beginning part always is. >> And so he starts he doesn't say. anything. They're talking to us. I'm. gonna show y'all what Cash did. >> Do you start taking his clothes off.

right there? >> Did you start pointing to body parts? >> HOLD ON. HOLD ON. I'M SCARED. >> Start stripping. No. >> Do you guys see this line in the car. here? >> Yeah. >> I want you to imagine this is the end of. the bed. The ladies are actively talking. to us and Cash just starts. >> on on the ground on the bed. >> You're crawling off the bed. Why are you. crawling on the back? >> Why is it so funny? I'm so confused. What is happening?

>> I don't know why. all. >> they like explain it to me. She's like, BUT IT'S HER FAULT. I still believe. She. was like, so she's like, >> why were you crawling on the bed? >> BECAUSE LISTEN, SHE'S EXPLAINING WHAT. I'M CLOTHED. >> YES. She was explaining what I'm going. to do once they leave the room. And. she's like, "So then you're going to lay. face down on the bed." So I'm like, "Okay." So I start crawling on trying to. get to the little face thing. He's on the far end of the bed and he's. just on all fours trying to crawl and.

>> everyone else in the room is just. standing. on the bed. I'm just like like this. >> and then THEY'RE LIKE. >> HE'S LITERALLY JUST on all fours. >> And then Kate's like, "Not now, Cash.". And I'm like, >> "I don't understand this story. It's so. annoying.". >> What do you not understand? >> I don't understand. Like sometimes y'all. tell these adult stories and we don't. understand. >> HE CRAWLED ON THE MASSAGE BED. >> OH, WAIT. So tell us. >> he starts crawling on the bed fully. clothed while the massage therapists are. still in the room explaining to him what. they're going to do. >> You know when you say it like that it's. not.

>> Imagine you're just in a a waiting room. at the doctor's office and he's just. talking to you. He's like yeah like. how's your day and all of a sudden you. just on all fours are crawling on the on. the doctor. That's what Cash did. >> I get him now. >> He's like crawling on the bed and the. lady's like. >> not now. She stops him and he just stops. and he's on all fours. And then I'm on. all fours. And then she asked me, "Do. you want aroma?" I was like, "No.". >> That said, "WHAT'S AN AROMA?". >> IT'S LIKE, it's like scents, like. lavender, eucalyptus, essential oils.

>> Yeah. And so he's like she's like, "So. you're going to go ahead and get off the. bed and when we leave, you're going to. get undressed and then you can lay down. in the bed." And Cash is still on all. fours. And he's like, >> "Okay.". >> Wait, y'all wear underwear, right? >> Yeah, you have to. Like that's. >> I don't think you have to, but yeah. Last time I got a massage, I uh I was. like I was I wanted to be fully dressed, but the girls like undressed, >> so I did. Mind you, Blake came or Blake. it wasn't like a couple's massage, but.

Blake came with me. And so we go into. the waiting room. The waiting room was. like fish tanks, but like they're empty. fish tanks that are green filled with. mildew and stuff like that. >> And there was like a little massage. >> There was like an office chair um and. like a bunch of clothes clothing racks. and kind of smell like cigarettes, which. it's okay. I understand. And so, um, the. lady like walks me into the room and. she's like, "Okay, um, undress." I don't. know what to undress. So, I just like. like I just like take off my shirt and I. just have my sports bra on. And so, the.

lady I go in there, she takes it off for. me. I'm like, "Okay, what the heck?". Yeah. She takes off for me so she can. massage my back. Yeah. Very. uncomfortable situation. >> Yeah. I don't I love massages. >> I thought you said you love them. >> Well, I love the part when they're. massaging you. All the leadup is. terrible. Too stressful. Yeah, it's a. stressful situation. >> I actually wanted to massage after Did. she massage your butt? >> No, she didn't. >> Good job. >> I lucked out. >> I think she felt the vibe. >> No, >> the vibe from you being on all boards. Wait, do I go yet,

>> dude? And then one time I got a massage. and I farted, dude. >> No, you didn't. >> Yes, I did. >> I fell asleep. >> Why do you fall asleep? >> You sleep fart. >> I was asleep and I didn't know, but Kate. told me when I woke up later, she was. like, "You farted while you were. sleeping." And I was like, "Oh man.". >> Wait, if I ever like if I ever like was. hanging out with like a boyfriend or. something and I farted while I was. sleeping, I I think I'd break up with. him. I'd have to I'd have to. >> He's like, "Yeah, those noises.". >> Not cool.

>> That's actually not cool. >> Yeah. >> Oh man. >> No. I I If I ever like got a boyfriend, that could never happen. >> M. Have you ever gotten like a massage? >> I have. >> Did you like it? >> Well, I never went back. So. >> How old were you? I was like 18, 17. >> Speaking of farting, I was in the shower. this morning and Kate is like in the. other room and I I when I'm in the. shower, I like to play with the drain. So like I put my foot over the drain, let it fill up with water. >> Let it fill up with water and then I. move my foot and let it like all the. water go down and like do a whirly pool. >> and I do it and then so I have my foot.

like I let it fill up and then I take my. foot like halfway on halfway off the. drain and it goes. and like a loud sound just like for. absurdly longing. was like, "Nuhuh." She. was like, "You did not. That was not. you." And I was like, >> "I'm embarrassed. It was me." And then I. let it fill. >> And then I let it fill up again. And I. do it again back to back. And she was. too stunned to speak. >> Yeah. Sorry, that was side story. Oh,

also, >> isn't this cool? Also, I was using the. toilet the other day and I did something. that I've never done before. >> and I I was like, I wonder if other. people do this and I've just never done. it. >> I don't know if I want to know. >> No, it's not it's not gross or anything. >> It's already gross. >> No, I promise you it's not. >> I promise you. >> You started it with I did something on a. toilet no one's ever done before. >> No, that I've never done before. And I'm. like, wait, does everyone do this? >> So, when you're sitting on it, I leaned. back.

>> What? >> And I used the seat as a back rest. I. don't think anybody's ever done that. >> Is that something y'all do? >> No. >> Yeah. See, I didn't know. But it's it's. there. And I was like, is it there for. that? >> I always do that. I like sit back when. I'm tired. >> That's what I'm saying. >> It never hit me. They It's a back rest. No, it's not. >> It's a water tank. >> No, the lid. The lid's not a back rest. either. >> The lid is a lid. >> That's like saying, "Oh, the faucet is. like the same height as the seat, so I'm. going to sit on the bathtub faucet.". Like, >> I would never sit on the.

>> Exactly. That's not what it's there for. I fell in the shower yesterday and I. just split on the faucet. >> Whoa. >> Okay. >> You split in the shower. >> I know. I fell completely and it hurt. Oh my gosh. I don't even want to talk. about it. >> And then one time I fell and I hit my. head on the shampoo bottle. >> Wait, have you guys fallen in the shower. like recently cuz I did and it was. really like I was by myself, but I had. like secondhand embarrassment for. myself. >> Yeah, I got secondhand embarrassment. like laughing at you. >> Yeah, I think Kate asked me. She was. like, "What do old people do?" I was. like, "What?" She's like, "How do they. shower?". >> No, I'm being so serious. For some.

reason, the floor was like super slick. and I just completely like ate it and I. like hit myself. I was I was like hurt. and then Cash came in and I was like I. just fell in the shower and I was really. concerned. I was like I don't I actually. don't understand how old people shower. like. >> anti-slip floor mats. >> That's what I said. >> Or like they can use like these shoes. that have sticky grips on them. >> You could just put like a chair. Yeah. >> I could use a shower chair. >> I could use that. I love I could love a. shower chair. >> cuz like I don't I feel like that's.

>> what are you debating? >> I want to say you know what's scary is. when I dyed my hair red I was like. washing my hair and I like I closed my. eyes and I I opened my eyes and I was. like I started freaking out and I was. like laying in like. you were in a movie. >> That happened to me the first time I. decided to shave my legs. I was in fifth. grade and I cut my ankles up and right. behind my knees so bad and I was just. like in a pool of blood. Oh my gosh, y'all look at look at this. >> I think there. with a razor. >> Yeah, that that.

>> So no, this is with a razor. That's not. even the worst part, though. So y'all. see that? >> Dangerous. >> All right. And then look at this one. >> You should not be allowed to shave. >> I can see. >> I can see it. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's like Yeah, that's like literally. like a six inch scar. >> How fast were you going? Well, I was uh. dry shaving because I was going to a. party, so I wanted to shave my legs cuz. I was wearing like a skirt and so this. was like in like sophomore year. >> I can't do that. Makes me itchy.

>> I know. So, I like put like the I put. water on my legs. I didn't even put. shaving cream on them. I started shaving. my legs. Skin just starts sliding up. >> Honestly, if you're like in the car and. you need to shave your legs, you got to. use what you have. Like, >> shave your legs in the car. What do you. mean use what you have? >> What? No. My friend used iced coffee one. time like get the photo. Wait, what do. you mean used? Wait, wait. What do you. mean you use when you shave? >> Iceed coffee doesn't shave your legs. >> No, but you need some sort of liquid to. help the razor move. >> Oh, she used ice coffee.

>> She was using She was taking it was like. watered down, so it was like ice and. like a little bit of coffee in there. So, it's like mostly water. >> The worst shaving incident I've ever. seen. >> was our friend Pabe. >> No, it had to be a. >> He's bald and he used a razor on his. head and he was shaving his head. >> I hate thinking about this. >> It went It skipped. It went. skin just completely peeled back on his. head. >> Yeah, >> he scalped himself. >> Like so much blood. >> It was bad. >> It was bad. He's He's upstairs. We just. hear. Oh my gosh. Like what?

>> I'm not kidding. He's asked me for a. band-aid three times. >> for his head in the last. >> Yeah. He's not very good at shaving his. head. >> Yeah. Wait, what picture are you looking. for? >> Let me screenshot it. >> Everybody stand by. Harper, screenshot. Look, I'm not going to show it on the. pod because I don't think you can show. blood, right? >> Uh, no, we can't. >> But look. >> OH, >> THAT'S my whole entire leg. >> OH MY GOSH, >> THAT WAS SO much blood, Harper.

>> No, there was more that came out. That. was like that was like the end of the. blood cycle. >> No, there was like her whole leg was. red. That was really bad. >> Dang. All right, guys. Well, >> oh, we're already done. >> Be careful when you're shaving. >> and sit down. It helps if you sit down. and you go really slow. Don't dry shave. because you end up like gleaming. gleaming. >> Be super gentle. Go slow and sit down. >> Make sure you fill out the paper on the. massage form. >> Look, you you can see it right there. >> Don't get on all fours. >> Yeah. Don't do that. >> Don't do that on the massage. All right. We'll see you guys later. >> Bye.