Worst Kiss/Marry/Kill Game Ever! part 3
first one we have is Flynn Ryder Flyn. Ryder marry marry marry in every. lifetime absolutely even this life that. one kind of hit home for me all right. next one is me I'm going to go ahead and. kill. you boom Kenzie says next time Kate. butts into our relationship you should. tell her that it's okay because that's. like the third time she's done it and. Kate for some reason thinks there's an. issue that she needs to like step in I. will admit right now that it has always. been in the back of my mind that. Maverick talks to Kinsey in a way that I. I don't think a husband should speak to.
his. wife last night M almost lost his mind. about this candy we're laying down right. candy math it was evil what she did. you're eating wait you're eating the Pod. hold on did you take his candy no no. just listen cuz if you took his candy. I'm on his side worse it's like what. time was it midnight we're already in. bed we've been laying down for like 30. minutes and he like like violently looks. over at me he's like where's my candy I. was I was like I I don't know you don't.
understand you ever get those like. feelings when you're sleeping and then. you wake up and you're like I have candy. yeah you know I do actually it's funny. because you know that kiny says that. because you know I was looking in my. candy stash by my bed and I noticed it. was gone. MAV wait you actually took his candy the. candy he's eating right now is from my. bed side well wait why would you take. the freeze you didn't even know you had. them yeah I didn't but I would have. looked through his basket Dane gave us. the candy and I assumed you know he gave. it to all of us no he gave me the candy.
M were you there when he gave me the. candy no but it was probably like a to. the house kind of candy. thing candy no it's to everyone anyways. kiny what did he do with his stolen. candy he's like staring direct there um. no so he like flips out right he's like. where's my candy and I was like I don't. know he's like what did you what did you. do with it and I just jokingly I was. like oh no is it the freeze-dried candy. and he was like yes my freeze-dried. candy I'm panicked at this Point y'.
understand she sold it she was like oh. no where's my candy and he was like he. immediately stands up off of the bed and. he like looks at me he's like you did. not throw it away did you and I was like. I I might have we like cleaned out the. room you know I had Alex take everything. to the dump and he was like you wouldn't. throw away my candy you wouldn't and I. was like I was like CH you can get some. more like that's what I like why he. starts p.
barely have. candy still thinks he doesn't have a he. still thinks he doesn't have a sugar. addiction you have a candy when you're. pasting around your room go next to your. bed right now listen listen listen he's. freaking out okay he's pacing back and. forth in the bedroom okay he's like I. just I can't believe you would do that I. can't believe he walks over to my side. of the bed and on my nightstand I have. like nice stuff okay and like his side. of the night stand and he picks up my. candle he's like oh you want to throw. something away of mine that I wasn't. finished with and he like opens it up he.
like looks like this is halfway finished. it's basically trash and he goes throws. my candle away. what I was her argument for my candy she. goes well it had been open for a couple. days so I said oh this looks like it's. been open a couple days oh my God this. goes hand in hand with the conversation. me and you had today had a conversation. today to me about you and she might be. right I I told her she wasn't but she. might be I said you need to stay out of. their relationship but you know what she. was right I actually I said I said I do. stay out of it I had I just think.
that y are going to think I'm so. involved but listen when you live with. when you live with people you pick up on. literally everything and every day at. least once a day Maverick says something. to kiny in a tone or something he says. that just sounds straight up rude this. is so funny y aren going to believe this. I have to say it now she told me not to. say it but I have to say it now okay. wait pause before you say it there are. sometimes when Kate is correct in that. okay very rarely Harper have you seen.
Maverick B room D Kinzie no yeah okay. anyway you gonna say well I want to. finish the candy story but here we are. um so you why said what you said last. night yeah why you doing that man you. said what you said last night what did I. say last night uh about the dishwasher. or something like oh because last night. Maverick gets this new spatula in for. his grill and he's going to set it in. the dishwasher and it's huge it's not. like a normal spatula it's like it's. pretty big guys I don't mean to you know. take from the spatula story but like.
we're on the third story we got to. finish no okay we're finishing this and. then we're going to go like wrap up. everything else anyways he puts the. spatula in the dishwasher I'm just. sitting on the couch I'm not saying. anything he puts a spatula in the. dishwasher and keny goes no don't put it. there it goes up here and he just like. so rudely okay was like I don't like. when people tell me stupid things that. don't make any sense and it's just like. say that at all that's crazy no you kind. of did no I did not yes she he said that. and I was like I don't even know what I.
said but I remember thinking oh yo. what's up guys you're probably wondering. what I'm doing here well I'm bringing. you the biggest news you've ever heard. in your entire life that's right entire. life the LOL podcast is doing our second. ever live show in New York City on. January 4th so if you guys want to come. see all of us live go over to the lolp. podcast. net to get your tickets right. now are we good why does it go up there. and she said I just think it cleans. better I go I said it would have cleaned. there are just as good there's no reason.
to to anyway now that we and uh then. Kate brought it in what did I say I. don't remember she didn't but in she she. did butt in okay either way and then. Kenzie says this today Kenzie says that. she says well I'm gonna confirm if this. is correct or not because he could. switch my words around okay Kenzie says. Hey next time Kate butts into our. relationship I did not say it like that. uh uh you should tell her that it's okay. because like we're not mad at each other. or anything we're just talking that's.
like the third time she's done it and. we're not having an issue and Kate for. some reason thinks there's an issue that. she needs to like step in when there's. no problem no because there's been a lot. of times I haven't said anything because. I am aware and did I say something what. did I say last night can someone tell me. what I said you said Maverick can you. please stop oh because he's talking so. rude I probably did say did you tell. Maverick that what I said was not like. that it was semi similar but not like. that I said hey the next time like. something like that happens you should. tell Kate hey we're not actually arguing.
like we we know that like she's not. actually mad and I'm not upset we're. just messing around what did I tell you. Kate I said people just talk to people. differently just like you don't think I. we should talk like that but other. people that's just how they talk and. that's how they like. talking keny said this is what keny said. after she said now it's G to come up. sometime on the podcast or something and. Kate's going to say you're leaving Parts. out she said and she said and she's. going to say we fight all the time when. we're not even fighting we're just. messing around it's not a fight.
like she said this word for word would. happen and here we are this is crazy. listen I will never say anything ever. again and you know what I said I said. well when Kate does that we should just. tell her she doesn't need to gossip so. gossip we're on a podcast what what the. wait I don't get it gossip yeah like I. don't get it talk about other people and. their problems things like that I also. said that it was were you guys all not. the one that just looked through my. phone last episode and put me off. blast call from six years ago that I.
don't even know if let me tell you from. my perspective so Kate you don't feel. bad because that's Maverick's version of. the story she said make Kate feel bad. that's what she said no I sure did not. say that why would I say that Kenzie. would never say that yeah what happened. was I told him Hey whenever Kate thinks. that we're arguing unless it's an actual. argument then don't say anything but if. we're not actually upset with each other. you should tell her hey we're not. actually upset with each other so that. way she doesn't think that we argue all. wait why don't you just tell her that. Kenzie that's what I say she goes that's.
the third time Kate's done that do you. think she thinks we're actually upset. with each other it is yeah I said I'll. tell her to stay out of our business. next time she goes no don't say that no. don't say that say just say hey we're. not actually upset I said no I'm just. going to tell her she needs to mind her. own. business no but typically it is because. you have done something that Kate does. not agree with so she's speaking to you. coming for that for Maverick is crazy. cuz anytime Maverick heard me and Kate. slightly argu mean he will come out of. his room to watch watch watch watching.
like is fair if two people are yelling. at each other I'm going watch always I. will admit right now that it has always. been in the back of my mind that. Maverick talks to Kinsey in a way that I. don't think a husband should speak to. his wife but I'm also not a part of the. relationship but I've always been like. is Kinzie like too scared to say. something or is she like okay with it I. mean like y'all just got married y'all. are like like is she scared to say. something in front of other people I'm. not going to lie guys I'm totally bored. with this conversation that is.
crazy yes please har change the subject. I am bored crazy I am astronomically. just bored hold on I will never I'm. sorry I'm sorry to you Maverick I'm. sorry to both of y'all that I was what. about me and Harper huh we have to deal. with the boredom Sor no I'm sorry that I. overstepped in any way and I made. comments that you guys do not appreciate. and I will not do it anymore no no no. wait yeah oh there's more I did not not. appreciate your concern comments the.
concern was okay she said this is insan. we please move on I just wanted it to be. clear that we were not arguing okay I. won't say anything and I won't can. Harper say something please har say. something um here let me get. it look it's so funny had all this time. it's a funny It's the funniest thing. ever just. listen Christ on a bike what are you. doing on a.
bike on a. bike got to B that part I'm sorry I'm. sorry I'm sorry I'm. sorry well we're. [Laughter]. back we're back no that probably just. got bleeped not cut don't worry that's. no but it's so dude Christ on a bot ler. stop saying that why was is it a bad. thing I don't know I don't know what it. means.
doesn't sound good in my new Tik Tok I. said this let me show y'all or I didn't. post it yet but like watch like I legit. don't even know what that me I have no. clue listen listen listen listen is it a. compliment r on a. bike I mean I don't think it's bad is. that bad no I think you're good well it. kind. of it's kind of saying the in v in vain. what is it in vain of I don't even know. like what is CR said it originally said.
it as like like she got scared yeah. that's the same that's essentially being. like I get scared and I go oh Jesus. Christ in like a negative way or maybe. it's like Jesus help me yeah well that's. how she was saying Jesus get on your. bike and help me right. now and that's what she was saying. but no yeah maybe she's like oh Christ. like girl Christ come to me on your bike. and help like wait can we please try to. lift cash up in this like like a magic. carpet. yeah let's do it yes wait just you and.
Kenzie wait no sorry Kate's weaker you. and Kate what I no we need everybody. wait no try just do you're a big boy. yeah I suppose I could try I suppose. right I'm nervous I don't want to get. cancelled for saying wait what are y'all. doing you're not getting F you got to. get on the side you got to get on the. side I had a blanket on and I was not um. intending for you guys to see the fit. today okay but you got to stand here oh. my goodness why are all the girls in. Gray sweatpants whoa uh comfort you know.
what I found out the other day Kinsey. goes I can't go out I said why she goes. I'm in my grout fit what said what is. your. groutfit wait y'all don't know what a. grout fit is a grout K you don't know. what a grout fit is know is it's like. a Kate of all people I feel like you. would use the term groutfit k will use. that term now that she knows a gray. shirt and a gray pants and you're in a. gray outfit so you're in a groutfit it's. like your lazy outfit you mean a gray.
fit that too but it's a a grout fit all. right lift me up like the grout in the. child wait wait oh my gosh what wait. wait right in my ear oh I was just going. to say uh do you guys think they can. lift me no no. sh lift his feet first so his head goes. back yeah all right let's do this what. the are you ready I guess I'll grab the. heavy side there's no shot y'all lift. him up right now wait you guys got to do. okay oh.
oh you guys do the side's not like even. holding anything try try here try the. side all right here we go let me scoot. out so get a better St we need to a. giant dog bed uh no this is supposed to. be like an air mattress. but oh they are close I the legs a Dan. yeah you got to use your legs ready okay. here we go that was quite a St what's. the St all right guys here we.
go well I've never felt fatter in my. life you need to distribute the weight. you need like lay down help can you all. help us no I'm done got I'm so tired you. got it come on okay but we do need help. we need one more person K going to help. you at least two more I'll grab the. back yeah and then keny get on this side. Harper get the back and K oh God this. this heavy boy all right we got this. he's a big old boy why are you like. sitting straight like this what's wrong.
you to sit I would like for you to lay. down so the weight. is but then if you guys drop me I'm. going to break my back sounds like a. personal problem okay I think I've seen. I don't want this I don't like heart. having my head can you turn huh can you. turn this way you want me to look at you. yes okay well now see I don't want this. in problem maybe should turn this I'm. not going to fart calm down Kate all. right let's go three two one oh.
oh the no no y'all got this you guys got. it here I'll grab this corner this is. hard did you just fart no what why I. don't have a grip hold on oh they're. Airborne. oh oh my go really hard could it. possibly be any weaker actually no. actually K can you get on it I feel I. want want I wanted somebody to fly on a.
Magic Carpet wouldn't that be fine he is. that my lip liner under the chair or is. that yours mine okay I you guys by. myself what yeah. no well yeah you can pick up Harper. Harper what it's harder than you think I. think you could do. it. oh don't hurt her all right you try Kate. no I can't no no you sit on it sit on it. k no sit down sit down hey sit down I.
don't think this is going to be so. embarrassing jamm my finger you expect. Harper up with such ease if you can't do. me I'm going to be so embarrassed wor I. can't I'll get you y' are basically the. same size you shouldn't be embarrassed. he should be embarrassed you're on that. keto diet I bet he can pick you up yeah. she got a pants side she said that keto. diet all right ready and in three two. what are you doing I'm just getting a. grip you're going to like push me. acting like Neville from my Carly.
ready Kate Marie Carly Shay I will Ru. the day I will Ru the day Kate. Marie I told you you'll be fine oh my. God I was screaming like she on a. Superman I do a lot more than scream on. the Superman cries i' never have you. seen SE her on the super that was so. long ago we need go back cry no I will. not get on the Superman ever again back. on you should go to Six Flags with Kate.
just to ride the Superman it's honestly. the best experience you'll ever have I. won't get on it again I want to go to. Six Flags no I have you ever been to Six. Flags no never was keny not there no. nope no that's so weird to think about. like that's just like weird to think. about like I feel like Harley was there. harly Harley Harley oh right y'all went. the same day remember when we all went. the same day and you avoided igned us I. didn't ignore y'all I would have ignored. us too cash was with us what you went to. Six Flags last night how was it uh it.
was fun D you go to Six Flags like every. week I know it's pretty fun but uh I. actually it was kind of bad cuz I had to. convince everybody I was like my friends. like did not like the fact that I got. noticed and because it would slows down. so I was like I'm not Harper I'm. mallerie that's why I post on my story. that's why I post on my story I'm not. Harper I'm mallerie you said no to. people I had to why sometimes you got to. do what you got to do sometimes you got. to be M People no uh I did say noce. someone once because I was late for my.
flight I was going to say I feel like. there's been times we've been late and. we've been had to be like listen I was. like running through the airport picture. I was like no I was like can we do while. we walk possibly can we do while we walk. why were your friends getting irritated. at it they W CU they wanted to ride. rides we only rode two rides they can. only wait on her for so long to be fair. dud that's why I don't like amusement. parks you only rode two rides you're. there for like 5 hours and you get a. ride two rides cuz you were taking. pictures no the rides had long lines but. my friends were actually be nice about. about like the whole F thing so it's.
fine there you go well if they were. being nice about it guys you want to see. what I added drawer we didn't finish the. candy store added to the drawer what you. put in the drawer that was pretty much. it yeah a bunch of nails and real nails. your fingers you took off your nails let. me see your hands oh Harper wow you did. that last episode you just ripped those. things off now we have Harper's nails. and her. hair we can clone make clone Harper. wait we don't have the same in there too.
it's all over her hair if you ever lose. a tooth just go ahead and throw that in. there too honestly y' I could put a. piece of tape on my tongue and then put. the tongue in the tape what the sorry. I'm soed wait when was the last time you. lost a. tooth fifth grade I guess yeah fifth. really fth wa every single time Harper. pulls her hair out we should just attach. it to that mannequin you lost the tooth. like two years ago what did you say you. lost the tooth like two years ago no it. just halfed fell his last baby tooth I. will Ru the day. K what what do you mean fell my tooth uh.
I just had one tooth that was like dying. and like half of it kind of fell off. while I was eating Starbucks you do not. eat Starbucks shut up he's trying to act. like he's some like basic no okay I was. me and Ricky in Atlanta we went through. starb half my tooth fell off yeah I. guess was Ricky half his Toth fell off. that's why my front my front two teeth. are like halfway fake they have like. these big cap things over them so so. what were you eating from Starbucks that. makes teeth yeah my front two teeth in.
reality are like shaved down and they're. pretty small these two yep let me see. one of mine is going to have to I got. hit in the face and my tooth is dead. yeah sorry about that which one the. bottom teeth no my top teeth oh wait. your top like your middle middle one. yeah my top one's in the front they're. dead one of them is oh my gosh let me. see it when did that happen that one I. can't believe you showed her every. single time I asked him to smile with. his teeth he's like no don't look at my. Chee don't look at my guys well wait. that's kind of crazy what will try your. teeth to your wife well she just wants.
to make fun of them no I don't I don't. think she's actually concerned or she. would have made me a dentist. appointment Kate's teeth are the best. Kate does have some good teeth not going. to lie she is the best she had braces I. did I had braces M M bra yeah true. that's a good point my braces were. terrible I hated them really I loved my. braces do people still like do the crazy. colors with their braces I did crazy. colors with oh a lot of people do black. and I do crazy EXC I was a black braist.
queen I had somebody do camouflage I. knew somebody that did camouflage that's. that looks like Oklahoma I would expect. nothing less no no but you don't. understand it literally just looks like. green like nasty stuff in your teeth no. that was the thing with Braes is like. every color I was going to get I was. like it would just look like food in my. teeth and for some reason in my head. black would not I did black and red it. was black red black red black red I did. like blue I did blue a lot and then I. did um hot pink orange how long did you.
have your braces on two one Dad how long. like two years year and a yeah a year. and a half two years that's pretty quick. I had mine on for five okay. um she said okay okay um well I feel. like braces were so hard for me at first. because when you first get braces you. know they like do it like as light as. they possibly can mouth can adjust to it. was it pretty hard on you guys to have. braces my guy like so hard to have bra. on your teeth well it's worth it cuz my.
teeth are absolutely FL wait KY you had. braces yeah I had invisaline which is. way worse than braces okay K do not. recommend and guess what y'all's little. she must have been Rich she had the. invisaline no invisaline was cheaper. actually than. braces oh that does make at least for my. teeth it was wow um but where y'all went. to the dentist and y'all got like I. don't know what y'all did with bra but. like cranked them and like made them. tighter no with invisaline it was. basically like a retainer kind of but. you had little dots on your that hooked. them into place and you had to pull them.
out every single time you eat so imagine. ranking your teeth after every single. meal okay that's annoying sus I would. not like that and you had to do it to. yourself that must be horrible guys you. know I had to I had to wear a brace a. back. brace you never really wor I have a. really weird memory about your back. brace MAV a weird one a very I was. terrified okay yeah it was terrifying y'. must have been in so much pain with te. no listen I was at our um my best. friend's house was their cousin and they.
had been in town and M's back brace was. just lying out I was probably swimming. it was just it was on the floor and oh. my goodness his back brace was like. plastic like it was like no no no it. wasn't like it was like straight out of. the 1950s y understand it wasn't like oh. this little thing I strap on no it was. it covered my entire torso it was like a. coret yeah like a giant coret all. plastic corset on Maverick Prett much. and it was like skin tone so I walk. upstairs and there's just this like skin. shell on the floor skin shell he sheded.
I like picked it up and I was like what. is this Turtle yeah anyways and then. Haley was like oh it's just Maverick's. back brace and I was like why does he. have this who's Haley my best friend our. cousin oh sorry yeah sorry that's not. did y'all see my cut bro I don't think I. showed y'all today since I've been. wearing the hat but look at my haircut. it looks so good it looks kind of. choppy no that looks good it looks like. Edgar cut almost yeah he got it I say. that he looks like he got a Edgar cut. this not I look I look like I set a bowl. on my head and I cut around and it's a.
little salt and peppery wait pull it do. like this with your hair so we can see. what the look like yeah can you. levitate it real quick oh it'll look. it'll look better after you a thing I. think it's just a little white or just. put a blow dryer on they thin it out too. much huh yeah it's a kind of thin no. that's what he needs because if he gets. what he actually wants like exactly how. he wants his hair to look then in. exactly seven days from now it's going. to be too Longs get their hair th too. yeah I have to one time I went somewhere.
and the lady refused to thin my hair. really she said no she was like I would. not to do that to you go somewhere else. and I was like what go someone else. that's a luxury your hair being so thick. that you have to get it thinned out or. so thin that they won't even thin it out. anymore like that's where I'm at my hair. was so thin I had fake hair to cover it. up I used to take bubble Ambassador. photos wait what what did you just say I. used to be a bubble Ambassador bub bu. bubble bath no bubble Ain brand and I. used to say I made an influencer account.
this was right before I be or this was. like 2 years before I came an influencer. and I remember I used you were a bubble. Ambassador like oh my gosh you know. what's funny look look I went viral on. this account wait did actually stuff. this was your account that was preppy. Harper you she had a video with 200,000. views Born to Be viral honestly Born to. Be viral I guess wait so did you. actually get PR from Bubble um no I. didn't but I took photos for them posted. on my instagam you bought them at. Walmart yeah and then posted for free oh. you weren't an ambassador you you were a.
customer who wanted to show the product. you had just paid for I had like so many. likes on that too like it was crazy oh. my it was so much fun I used to be so. jealous of preppy accounts like they. were so cute and aesthetic and oh my. gosh I have to show you something wait I. don't understand the preppy account. thing never have never will okay preppy. nowadays is not what preppy used to be. like preppy used to be used to be like. preppy is so far off old money old money. classy like what is it like Gossip Girl. like style kind wait so wait what was.
your account prepp like I don't get what. was it wait this was my account was like. gross preppy I'll sent this to you but. it was like. this oh that isn't like preppy at all. opposite of. preppy look at my look at my toes I. still don't fully understand preppy. accounts but essentially you know how. like there was like a 2019 visco girl. it's like an updated version of that. like where it's like like the the like. new it girl the toes were were not not.
that's why she said weird preppy girl. like it's like it now remember when. minions were thing and people would. paint their faces minions I painted my. feet minions that's creative that is. I'll give it to you you're so creative. oh. wa no just just listen you. should no listen listen ready. ready did you save some room for dessert.
down down that was crazy I was always. very weird I can't Li you that's. hilarious you need to like you're one of. the few girls that actually will laugh. at themselves no that's good I'm going. to that's good that's good that's a good. thing no do you know how many times cash. has told me and Kinsey that we need to. fart on camera y'all should they've. never done it I mean I it an. experience oh my gosh every you got to. try it once would you all like to go. cash no please stop please that sound. like little pops yeah that sound like.
he's losing it the last time he couldn't. do it at all remember that one just. sounded like one of those little like. puppets you throw on the ground at. Fourth of July Fourth of July poet of. July it's just like yeah no. unfortunately I don't think I can right. now right now or ever cuz I told y'all. anytime one of y'all have a fart please. just like I can't like I've never heard. keny fart will not let me ever ever ever. it was tow acrylics that's what I posted. to acrylic I remember the tow acrylics. they're like you have to acrylics and do. you have toe acrylics yeah and then I.
posted them it's like and that was the. thing that got me viral so what so. what's holding you back from posting toe. acrylic videos again man I don't have. any more acrylics okay okay hey you get. acrylics me and cash will do toe. acrylics turc on the Pod right now baby. so aesthetic you know what we should do. I should take y'all to the nail salon. actually and make you guys get like the. longest nails and you guys have to. function with them function do you. survive like survive with super long. nails you cannot tell us to talking to.
our mic with you laying down like that. yeah I think cash needs a headset mic. dude you guys have no clue the struggles. of sitting on a new chair every episode. like look I don't even have a back. rest FS I do know what it's like one. time I switched chairs yeah it's not. comfortable like my lower back is. killing me on this thing my chair is. still pretty comfortable I went from the. pink chair to a pink couch and they are. like the exact same thing but. nevertheless I did switch so I know see. something gross this is when I had pink. eye ready that's fake no no it's not oh.
isn't that crazy I like that you have no. shade just wait just wait send that to. him so he can pop I will yeah I will I. will I just hey guys we're supposed to. be playing a kiss Mary kill on this. episode so who would like to start us. off I will okay let me just send these. let me just send the yeah there's a. flight like right on your head right now. I'm you got itg oh yeah it's oh it's. dead oh is it in my hair yep now you got. all right um I'm just gonna I'm just.
gonna go ahead and send this to them um. all right there we go first we go. yeah K yes kiss Mary kill kiss you don't. know who it is yet here it is I was. gonna ask Kate oh okay KY kiss Mary kill. I I believe that I don't want you to ask. me you were suppos you were supposed to. ask Harper M we were going go everybody. to the left go I love you I'm sorry you. are the best you were the worst sounds i. l you.
first all right please go now before any. more singing happens okay would you like. to okay kiss Mary kill Woody from Toy. Story oh my God hey I'm over here. yeah what bro when Kai comes or Ty are. which one are what one I mean what. one what were you gonna say harer like. what one's your favorite Kate yeah there. you go there you go Kate what one's your. favorite Kai or Ty dude they're both so. annoying Kai Kai. um I when Kyle comes around he always.
makes me laugh because he's always like. that's me you crushing on Kyle are you. yeah it sounds like Harbor's crushing on. K you have no crush on Kyle and you. think Kyle is the man for you you have. no standard guys also speaking of Ky and. Tha they do sponsor this podcast they. pay us $20 every time we mention them so. the link is in $20 a month $20 a month. uh the link is in the description if you. guys would like to follow K Tha on. YouTube I personally would but yeah you. know sorry that was mandatory we had to. say that right so kiss Mary kill w Woody.
uh Woody is your first option Woody is. like a dad like should she should she. have to pick right now without knowing. the other how old is Woody nobody knows. how. old 10 he's like 40 looking Woody is. definitely like late 20s yeah he's like. 24 26in 26 Woody is 26 years old so was. Kiss Mary kill yeah which one kill. you're killing Woody oh but you haven't. even heard the other options I know okay. we have to play like that your second. option you do really is you is Mr crude.
from the crudes like the the dad from. crud why he kind of though like why are. we doing why are we doing dads like can. we like switch like wood is not a dad. Woody is not what there's no baby. Woodies running around Mr Mr crude uh. yeah I I don't know his name is it Rock. I don't. know guy um I'm pretty sure Dwayne The. Rock Johnson voices him no I don't think. Mary huh you're going to marry him yes. okay so you killed buddy so because that.
doesn't mean I have to kiss him I can. just marry him that is true that is. valid you don't have to kiss the what's. the third one mouth the third option is. which I honestly it's a good thing you. save this one it's uh Dash from uh The. Incredibles the little fast kid oh yeah. I would totally kiss Dash yeah you. probably. would why can't I see Harper and dash an. actual couple yeah like they're actually. like cute together animated that meant.
to be you should have married Dash. though yeah I should have but like oh my. gosh you would had to kiss Mr crude. though oh my gosh or kind of unfortunate. oh you ready yeah I'm ready you have to. choose why would do it all right okay. ready I'm ready okay are you sure no. okay um are you sure no all right then. let's just go all right right one is. JoJo seall Jo again I feel like I can. asked for that every single time we. played this game it's just like y'all. feel like it just felt feels like y'all.
me and JoJo what I don't know like. you're there something there I don't. know if it's like yeah I do not think I. don't know if you want to kill her or. like Mar her uh Jojo and I have to pick. as we go yeah I don't get to hear the. other options okay sorry I'm gonna have. to kill her just because um what I don't. think uh I don't think we you know uh. she doesn't you know she doesn't really. uh theat like dudes so yeah what what.
the other one are you sure you better. ask me some dudes after this I'm tell. how you said that are you ready yep the. second one is I know what she's gonna. say elasa woman oh what did you think I. was gonna say. Mary that was an easy one Mary moving on. to the next is that her name alasa woman. yeah D that was that was a good one. Harper you actually didn't I thought you. were going to try to mess with me no now. the Third one you must kiss yes I must.
like kiss kiss I must kiss a long kiss. at least 3 or 4 seconds y it is please. be Alex can I'm kidding it is go too. far the one and only James Charles wow. wow where' you come up with that. idea enjoy that. so enjoy that enjoy that while it last. also that was really intense way did. that I was like that was that had me my. heart was racing background music was.
playing in my mind. like okay all right Kate yes it is your. turn okay all right the first one we. have is Flynn Ryder oh man that is my. husband oh my gosh no actually I am but. that's okay oh Flynn Ryder marry marry. marry in every lifetime what wow abely. even this you know what that one that. one kind of hit home for me yeah all. right one is. me oh no well.
[Music]. so um tell me what I really think that. you got like a really good third option. too and I'd hate to miss out on that. what the thank she's kissed you so much. I know like been there done that I'm. going to go ahead and kill. you boom dang so third option please I. okay this do go with my plan cuz I. really thought you were going to at. least kiss me so the last one you were.
going to have to kill and the last one. is your dog Lucy I kiss Lucy yeah but. you were going to have to kill her which. was going to be funny no no now it's not. funny now I got Flynn Ryder as my. husband I still have my. dog and and and I'm dead no I'm just. kidding wow no I'm kidding all right if. I could redo it I would marry cash it's. your turn to ask and kill Rider. cuz he's like kill a dog no I can't have.
two husbands I'd have to kill Flyn ryer. um you wouldn't kill a dog no are you. kidding baby Flyn rid is a person. guys okay should be significant value I. feel like I'm not going to know these. people you're going to pick people I. have no CL shut up you're K you don't. know them unless they're from the sticks. first kind of true Maui from. Moana okay H you kind of mm Maui got hey. I see how you think about.
Maui he's also the rock yeah he's also. the rock that is kind of crazy we're. gonna marry Maui what I got you you're. welcome all right next. up you don't have anything written D no. she does I don't know why she up no next. up is Donald J Trump oh oh kiss. I can't say kill that's like wrong who.
want to kiss I've already tried I who. justes want to kiss the President right. no that's a flx you kiss Mr President Mr. President lips have you seen You' be one. of like 500 women that kissed the. president oh my gosh yeah I wonder how. many people he's kissed uh who knows I. mean he is pretty old he's like who. knows 85 I just feel like it's wrong to. say kill well oh yeah don't say that. he's the president don't do that you. can't kill the president can't do that. well technically he's not ex president. former guess I'm going to I'll kiss him.
on the cheek okay there you go all right. and your last person that you will be. offing be offing yeah. offing no continue the kill part we. got last person was young Leonardo. DiCaprio oh. frick hey honestly after like he was. like 25 his movies weren't T good. anyways so no but like yes they were you. don't want to talk about the Titanic. Let's talk about it no one said that G. oh okay we don't have to talk about it.
kiny you're. up okay well everybody picked like fake. people I feel like hello young Leonardo. DiCaprio was very real no I just mean. like the Maui and woman well just do. what you got and I I sure picked all. real women for my husband over. there okay you m here. first Taylor Swift kill dead dead. that you a bad reputation oh no oh wow.
yeah that's crazy have like we're never. getting back together oh W there's going. to be some bad blood after. that in her wildest dreams I mean M. you're only. 22 wait is he no he's no he's 23 but it. kind of fit you know no all right well. um next one it's not like he's. midnight close dude you tried and that's. out okay than than yeah I I it's okay.
Shake It Off shake it off wait I'm. curious of your actual answers for the. next two so I kind of want to give you. both of the people to see what you. choose no do that do that no no no do it. first and then he can give you his real. no no no no no no no I I say we just. switched up here okay so Taylor like I. killed Taylor Swift I feel like there's. going to be a lot of people mad at me. okay but you still have a kiss and a. Mary and she's going to give you both. the options and then to court if. something happened to her I don't think. so Friday are you ready yeah Sabrina. Carpenter oh and Olivia.
Rodrigo Mar one k the other Mar one Mar. one you are Joshua Basset in this. triangle right now I would marry Sabrina. Carpenter you would I'm trying to. remember. whicho oh M's trying to act like he. doesn't know what they look like I know. what they look like you know exactly. what they what that crazy he's trying to. be such a good husband I don't even know. who that is I know what Olia rrio looks. like Sabrina Carpenter she's like. popping.
on all that's popping into my head is. Madison Beer that's not what she looks. like you youve walked around the house. singing her song Yesterday I don't know. the words it's. just know expresso I don't know the. words fine I'll pull up a photo of her. all right she's very yeah M Harper's. going to get a photo I love Sabrina gar. sure it's not explicit she's. like well maybe let's hold off on a. picture kiss or marry you see Sabrina. Carpenter she already has a kiss on her. shoulder so it's like yeah maybe you. should like kiss her marry Olia oh the. slim Pickin song yep I know who she is.
Slim Pickin okay uh what do you know. that one like there are much more. popular songs out of that album that's a. country song see look that's her what. slim Pickin is a country song can you. sing it for us I don't know she almost. looks like K pick I don't know something. like that she does she does I actually. was now his op out that's his op he's. going to say Mary Sabrina cuz she I. guess I'm Mary Sabrina wow oh really. yeah he looks like K I'm guessing no I.
don't want the person that's like I. drive by your house whatever that girl. is rodo not she was like he's really. acting like he has no 17-year-old girl. has driven by a guy's house just to. check up what see that's a crazy girl. I'm driven in the direction of I staked. outside a man's house one time wow see. so that's why the crazy one is getting. just a. kiss no I'm kidding it wasn't your math. Sabrina Carpenter is getting married I'm.
going to marry Sabrina Carpenter kiss. Olivia. Rodrigo and shots are fired at Taylor. unfortunately really I want beef with. Kelsey her a favor by doing that yeah. well I think you might have more. beef you literally you literally like. if no just stop what whatever was. happening but honestly ma dude I just. love how everybody's like man I wonder. what happens when Harbor gets ble be.
bleeped man well honestly my respect for. you like for me for you like kill like. she like Taylor Swift has the most money. and you so easily just killed her I. don't need yeah no billions M Millions. you didn't want a song written about you. yeah you could have your name could have. been made even bigger your name could. have been Hollywood Lights yeah oh he's. regretting his decisions as he speaks. right now I B it because she makes a lot. of money blew it. all uh no I definitely don't want a song.
written about me and Taylor Swift yes. you do what a Taylor Swift song written. about me why would anyone want one not. on my bingo a song I want song ritten. about me by Taylor Swift Taylor if you. want to write a song about like poor. podcasters the podc here like and give. us like her song be. like deserve it cash Maybe Taylor Swift. can get us number one on Spotify guys um. so everybody let's see where we are I. was just about to bring that up let's.
see where we are guys if you don't know. you probably do know cuz we say it every. episode we're trying to become the. number one podcast on Spotify something. like that you know and if you're from. the UK thank you yeah we do we are the. number one podcast in the UK a lot but. we're trying to Australia yeah Australia. all right we're going down but before. she says it guys go subscribe on Spotify. the podcast on Spotify and give us a f. star rating we are number. 11 yes 11 and then we are number on.
Comedy charts seven four oh I just guess. we're not doing we we just need to get. number one for one day I know our we. complete and then we can quit the. podcast once we do that what I'm just. kid we would never do that if you guys. got us number one means we just won the. game she like Yay it's over okay no if. you guys if we got number one you would. just like fuel our ego and let's that's. not good for any of us I want to see. where LOL Club is clubs on the charts. too I forgot we did that low key it.
stays in like the top 100ish guys by the. time this episode is coming out is it. like close to Christmas time this. episode comes out in like yeah close to. two months well that's great because. guess what everybody it's almost. Christmas time Christmas is coming oh. that's not where I was going with it but. where I was going with it is like if you. want us wrapped up underneath your. Christmas tree this year what the H ask. for that maybe Santa will grant your. wishes oh tickets to the tour. yeah that's where you were going with. that yeah but like also the tour is.
canel y'all are going to look real funny. why would the tour be canceled I don't. know maybe no one bought tickets maybe. Santa didn't come so like. maybe picture of us or something I don't. know like either way TI us to a tour if. it happens because right now they're. making me doubt. everything yeah if y'all if y'all want. to have us wrapped up under your. Christmas tree get tours to the live. show yeah y I'm just gonna bring it to. you um if you buy tickets to our tour we. will not be under your Christmas tree.
yes will well if there's enough money. involved I'm sure we can make it. happen I mean like if you got the. exclusive tickets I'm. sure everyone who bought exclusive. tickets there's a price I will be. wrapped up under your Chas that's what I. was saying it's like like at least like. I'll go under anybody's Christmas tree. for a prize for like I don't know maybe. a hot dog what the oh from like the New. York hot dog stands um pretty good no I. actually didn't have one of those but. could imagine you eating a hot dog off. the street this just doesn't sound like.
a Kate thing to do all of those places. did not you know what cash had to be. what uh I don't know what I said so I. don't know if it's true this is so true. I think everyone knows I'm like a slight. perfectionist in every aspect of my life. I want everything to be perfect is that. why you look so perfect no wow oh wow. you got her there wow I was about I that. better make it in a clip I was about to. ask why she gave up oh so two different. things anyways I try to keep my my. little bedroom all nice and perfect and. my little bathroom all nice and perfect.
I try to keep everything perfect okay. said little bedroom little bathroom like. you have a little bedroom and a little. bathroom. no jealous like three times the size of. mine cuz we got the master listen I'm. sorry if you guys had gotten married two. years ago before us though know I know. but. anyways listen this is not this is not. the house that's about him just know. there's no shade towards me it's all. towards him if we buy a house we just. have to drive over here every day or we.
could drive over there every day there's. houses in this neighborhood for sale you. could walk yeah but like you can ride. your little scooter yeah think about it. last night we were working till what. 10:00 imagine you're not getting home. now till like a I would be over at your. house so I didn't have to listen to and. I'm like K you got to we got to be there. by 9:00 a.m. hurry up listen well can. youall let me finish what I was going to. say anyway outfits ever since cash and I. have gotten married there is one thing. that I have been slightly imperfect. about about and he brings it up every. time and would you like to know what. that's about your gratefulness I would.
what I thought that's what what you were. going to talk about what you say I said. her gratefulness with like the house. andu Oh I thought you said something. else I actually tell cash every day how. thankful I am to live in this house and. how even though it is not ideal for the. American brain I'm very thankful that we. have it and that we live like we do. commendable yeah I do say that often. anyways I'm imperfect in my toothpaste. bottle okay what when. I like this no this is true I tell you. I'm for how picky you are of everyone. else being clean and everything her.
toothpaste bottle looks like a freaking. dog got a hold of it and you know what. he said specifically what since you were. so rude about my toothpaste cleanliness. what did I say m or cash goes this is a. Maverick style toothpaste bottle is is. just. disgusting because m is actually pretty. clean with his toothpaste you're. probably I'm going to be honest you are. probably cleaner than me because for. some reason when I'm brushing my teeth I. probably am like what needs to be. cleaned right now and I'm so quick with. my toothpaste bottle I don't even think. about it are you clean with your. toothpaste or is your toothpaste like. lit not even on I think it says a lot.
about a person I don't like used. toothpaste there you go yeah like that's. valid neither just Cas you just use. water I don't like to but K forces me. yeah for someone complaining about my. toothpaste bottle I sure you have to. like how how would you even know you. don't even touch it she's trying to kill. me with fluoride if I'm going to be. honest in the morning sometimes if I. forget to brush my teeth I just use gum. you know what I don't think that works. you ever just use your tooth finger like. your toothbrush in your bag and I should. do that I doing like always so stressed. out in the mornings yeah you're like.
running behind and like when I D is too. what is up with so stressed man when I. brush my teeth before my makeup I forget. and after my makeup it messes up my. makeup so I just mess up like around my. mouth I don't know how you guys are. stressed out in the mornings I'm just. angry in the mornings that I have to get. up you know why you know why I'm. stressed I think my alarm triggers like. my fight or flight and then like my. anxiety is just spiked through the roof. when like I hear. that and you're like peacefully sleeping. yeah har what's your alarm sound uh I'll. show y'all it and if it's the wait.
what's yours I need a peaceful one. mine's peaceful it's nature sounds no. I've decided no alarm is peaceful to the. other day wait wait listen listen okay. it's set for minut play nature sound. they can't hear that can't no that one. in there is peaceful but the one on my. phone is peaceful too it's going to go. off any second yeah mine's going to go. off in 1 minute so well don't have it go. off the same time as mine well I hope it. doesn't Well mine's set for 7:39 I. didn't. you hear nature sounds all right mine no. no is nature sounds never off mine's.
going to go off in like 10 seconds I. tried nature sounds one time like I have. an Alexa next to our bed and I tried it. and cash yelled at me in the morning. when it went off yeah no oh. oh soad wait wait listen. listen hey I got five thought you were. going to keep playing 5 seconds and M's. going to go off wait M it it I want to. hear it. what oh it like it didn't go M it did it.
was just guys I'm not even capping. Harper's alarm is the same as my. grandma's ring tone that's that is that. is my grandma's ring tone it w me. up this is. it how would that wake a guy wa wait sh. put it up next to the mic right on. it it doesn't make me angry when I wake. up now it's not that bad I like that a. lot where'd you find that it's called. unload unfold unfold that one's not that. bad I I don't have it on it's nice.
peaceful thing if unfold tries to. copyright this video wait no cuz pause I. need it where is that no I think he like. bought that or something not on my phone. wait guys do you want to act like. ringtones and like act like how they. would act like oh someone make me their. ring I know what I know what song I need. to wake me up every. morning you can't set a worship song cuz. then it just makes you mad at. God I used to have the oh here's mine. here's mine oh this is mad that's.
annoying it's like picking every string. on the guitar. just m we missed it we all heard it what. are you talking you guys all talk no. y'all don't understand cash lets that. alarm go off not only in the mornings. that alarm goes off about 34 times a day. and he doesn't turn it off listen it's. also my alarm for every reminder like if. I need to send someone back an text. message or an email or call someone. that's it's just my alarm for everything. Cas cash sets reminders for everything.
to do so his phone is just beeping all. day and he's like oh got to get this. done got you know what I'm the only one. that doesn't foret if you tell me. something I won't forget it he does get. things done guys can we please act like. ringtones please hold on yeah actually. I'm very interested har act like a ringt. okay by the SE side I'm doing this one. wait ready okay yeah. ready you're acting like an animatronic. I thought you were going to make a sound. I thought you. she just like everybody be.
quiet that was it now it's. quiet y'all get it turn your volume up. cash I don't know why it goes down on. the I'm seriously concerned we're going. to get copyrighted for all these sounds. we won't cash act like act like this one. okay. okay wait that was bad act like this one. oh no. no you know you got to be shaped like a. square shape yourself like a square and. you'll be that sound a square yeah a. ball bouncing in a. square yeah that's what it is wait do.
another one do another one Kate Kate. this one's you okay act like this. one oh she's like a DJing squirrel yeah. okay all right K see act like this one. scared oh all right ready act like this. one madx is that you wa wait play all. the time kiny stand still three two. stand still. that's it that's it actually that's it.
right there just. kiny guys guys I M act like this. one that's like a that was pretty good. do one more time oh crap okay right I. don't know a horror. movie dick the face before you die I. said Hickory Dickory Dock oh you ready. watch ready. wait wait wait let me let me do so me. funnier. [Music].
funny she's looking for the phone she. can't find it but she wants to turn off. the alarm that's so mysterious you're. like in a white room with white floors. and White Walls crystals St. Asylum T like you have tall socks on is. that what you were going for no that's. like a fever dream sound like you're in. like a white completely white room and. nothing makes sense everything's blurry. and hazy yeah and then you finally find. a door and you step through it and it's. like the wizard of ozland and it's like. rainbows and grass and a gold Harper you.
should be Dorothy for Halloween Dorth. I'm I'm not going to be here cash could. be the little dog. h no yeah that that was Kate's nature. sounds that's that's not nature sound. see I'm GNA I'm going to I was Dorothy. one year for yeah I was yeah I was and. yeah we need a picture yeah I'll try to. find out oh my go who would wake up to. this yeah who would wake up to. I want to some spine tingling Tangerine.
SK what that is called. [Laughter]. Skittles I thought it was going to be. like a little piano noise Skittles that. is I'm The Skittle monster not sound. very rainbow like that was not rainbow. at all that was the that reminded me of. Harper's be audio my audio guys that. should be your that should be your alarm.
har oh yeah does anybody want to make it. their alarm you could sell that I'm just. gonna wait actually like who wants to. like learn it with me do it with me I'll. do I'll learn it with you okay ready so. go oh right now I don't know what it is. oh okay oh say all you got to do is say. my name all you got to do is say my name. I to know your name well you can learn. it wait I want to part I don't know this. is like a 60c audio I think. see let me find it we can do it we tried. to make it a musical when we started you. remember that and now they're back.
lyrics it's called Say My Name lyrics. yeah yeah yeah just look it up case so. you can have this the thing but har wait. Harper try without actually I know you. can do it without that never mind I got. it I I don't need it yeah Harper. memorized both sides oh I got it I got. it all you got to do is say my name I. don't know your name well I can't say it. how about a game M yes let's play it two. words second word uhh drink Beverage. Wine Juice yes okay first word okay bug. no ant no no you say close but no oh.
close but. no not even Sor wrong yes Beetle Juice. wow I'm impressed and all you got to do. is say my name three times three times. in a row three times in a row it must be. spoken unbroken ready yeah okay go. Beetle Juice Beetle Juice be oh this is. going to be so. good cuz what you're so smart a stand up. bro I'll think about your offer let you. know but I prer my chances down below. Beetle Juice Beetle Juice being young.
people doesn't mean that I'm an easy. Mark I'm swimm with Ron and don't need a. shark yes life sucks but not that much. okay Beetle Juice Beetle Juice be a doll. and SP the wow she like keep. going she nailed was it entertaining. Alex you're behind the camera should we. keep going you can stop said no I like. Kate messed up twice in Harvard told you. the. right Kate's looking at the lyrics and. messed up be that's a fun voice isn't it. fun I'm gonna walk around talking like. that good morning sunshine well this has.
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