Worst Kiss/Marry/Kill Game Ever!

all right so we were gonna play a game. at the beginning of this episode kiss. Mary kill are you all ready. not mine. who's ring in it's mine should I answer. it no. it's Brooklyn again no sorry bro last. the first one I guess it was Brooklyn. yeah the first podcast you were like oh. someone's calling my heart for answer it. okay. you're gonna be able to hear it what do. you want. hey hey. now hang up.

Brooklyn I love. I love the game we're gonna play Kiss. Mary kill who wants to start we wrote. These down before the podcast started so. who wants to start I'm asking cash yeah. we're gonna go Kate's asking me I'm. asking Harper Harper's asking Maverick. all right and my first all right. so for cash first person is scared let's. see Trisha Paytas oh my gosh oh my gosh. who was that. don't just don't it's okay you can never.

know she's lived like 20 lives like I. love her she's so entertaining okay. thank you Jesus you guys hear that song. for worship songs. next person Miranda Sings nice oh nice. wow and my last is JoJo siwa oh good old. JoJo we love JoJo okay bro I like her. brother actually I'm still kind of. friends with him I don't really care. anymore. um wow that's kind of heavy yeah okay.

you gotta go she's she's killed yeah. unfortunately lethal she's she's gone. you're killing Miranda we got married no. but that means you have Trisha Paytas. left yeah and I'm gonna go. you gotta just no she's not that bad. Trisha Paytas is fine no she's so. entertaining have you not seen the woman. yes and she named her baby can I do.

Barbie wait what that's enough right. there. yes. what do you think they actually call it. I don't know what they call her. you just called her it you're like. what's its name her maybe it identifies. isn't it okay moving out anyways. kill Miranda Sings. kiss JoJo Mary Trish no you wouldn't. marry JoJo you and JoJo be so cute.

together. thank you yes she is. discriminating but like she is so. maybe yeah I'm with Harper I don't think. he'd work out yeah. um Patricia's straight so that might. work out yeah that would I think it. would work out good all right mine for. Harper wait I wrote them down oh gosh. kiss Mary kill your options are whoever. your first kiss was oh.

he's the biggest player probably I've. ever met sorry Harrison oh oh Mike said. his name. she said his code name. uh we got Topher. oh. so for the hey. wait I thought I was thinking of um when. you said Topher I was thinking of topper. from Outer Banks I was like that's not. that no no. it's so funny we got Topher we got the. corn kid I knew him.

I I thought I was gonna marry him. I literally first kiss didn't go too. well no no okay so kill Harrison. um and then um what's it called uh okay. wait how old is the corn kid he's like. 10 not old enough to get married oh wait.

maybe okay. yeah but you're also over 18. they chat. he's a child. no so I would kill Harrison oh gosh okay. so Topher he's so funny but those energy. matches yeah like I feel like it'll be. perfect I'm voting corn kid I like corn. okay so kiss I like corn kid too kiss on.

the hand. I will kiss Topher and then because. remember in that one video where he. burped up that whole Sprite yeah he's. like uh we need to marry him no one's. literally have the most no no unhinged. children ever no and then marry the corn. guy because I love music and I would. totally make music with him. a child with butter everything changed. and I tried it in everything changed.

oh yeah no it's like it's like I'm I'm. trying to think like I married Harper. and then we made um are you writing a. song right now I think she's singing. [Music]. with cool. cool okay. your corn sounded like him wait wait. real quick can you just sing the chord. song like as Majestic as possible like. as good as you can. this is gonna. try.

okay. my voice is lost okay. what's going on. okay Ariana Grande. and then what's next. I don't know it's kind of big it has the.

juice oh it has the juice wait it has. the juice. I'm very impressive hit that line when I. try to wait what did you try it with. butter everything changed yeah how does. it go when I tried it with butter. everything changed. when I tried it with butter everything.

changed. changed oh yeah yeah that's so crazy. they would love you at this black church. I went to it. I'm gospel songs like dropping. like I love that song what's that one. song at the end of um every black church. movie what's it called you know the song. that it's like.

[Applause]. let's be home. remember that trend on Tick Tock oh and. it's like yeah it's like it's like those. are my favorite churches dog best. worship yeah they win in worship okay. now my turn for uh map so let me okay. this is okay so let's say you were just. a little fruity all right whoa if you're.

a little fruity these wait wait hold on. I zoned out I was messing my mind. if if Matt was a little fruity. yeah it is come on let's just speak real. life here so I actually don't like fruit. I don't eat fruit so so number one Timmy. from South Park. okay okay. so do you no way you even know what's up.

who doesn't I literally love South Park. okay. yes next and then next last but not. least Joe. Joe Joe the producer yes wait he is the.

world's best producer. um Adam Sandler or Joe can you say Timmy. one more time. I'm kissing Joe. [Laughter]. he took his wedding ring off. apologize to Lauren right now. I'm definitely marrying Adam Sandler and. we gotta kill Timmy.

sorry sorry Timmy. um. you can stand his lap and he can like. turn it on like you know like that is. true Cartman got a wheelchair. wheelchair guys I had a I had a band. South Park from cash yeah I'm not. allowed to watch it get it good reason. it's a very like appropriate it's so. racism.

I like it I like that it's uncancelable. is like the only show that can get away. with what it gets away with all right. Cartman pretending to be disabled.

no it's like it's like hey cash take a. shower real quick before we need to. leave and he's like. no he always does this because I'm. logged into our Amazon so whenever he. needs to order something on Amazon he. like will send me the way yeah. [Laughter].

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I mean yeah unfortunately hold on wait. pause this right here before you answer. y'all know what if she kills you y'all. know Mary's you guys know. I think I can say it you guys know Matt. and Abby on Tick Tock oh yeah they do a. podcast in their podcast they were. talking about how somebody slapped her.

butt or something at one point and he. said the only other dude this is just. crazy he said the only other like guy. that could slap your butt is like no one. really maybe your brother. her brother yeah is that not weird. everyone in the comments Michael you do. that Michael you slap yours no no I was. like he was like I had never slapped my. sister's butt not even close they were. both like yeah maybe maybe yeah I was. like yeah they were they were trolling I. don't think they were no they had they. were joking I don't think so I love Matt.

and Abby though they're so fun to watch. no I know I just thought that was funny. all right uh but like if you slapped my. wife's butt what. so I'm not gonna kill my brother I'm not. killing my brother you're gonna kiss him. his isn't that weird I guess my sister. sometimes I kiss my brother on the cheek.

what on the cheeks I'm getting on the. actual cheek. no okay oh okay. I'm not killing Michael but like. equation Michael's out of the equation. so now it is between do I marry my. husband which one of the Baker Brothers. you gonna marry. imagine you weren't no I can confidently.

say. I probably will marry Maverick and kiss. cash. oh my God clip it clip it Oh shoot no. yeah give me the ring. I'm kidding I'm kidding okay have y'all. ever thought about this though so we. when we were like. um 10 is when we all kind I was like 10. and you were what like three or four. years older probably like 13 14 is when. we all really met can you imagine if. instead of like me just like liking you. I liked MAV instead and like so.

different like I could have liked. someone totally different like your mom. like it's like it's like like the fact. that I just like there was two brothers. literally like the same person you have. a sister yeah I know but like I was. dating someone was I yeah you were. dating maybe not you were on your first. girlfriend no not when we all met I. don't know no we were going on a cruise. we were going on that cruise oh yeah we. met in 2015. yeah no I don't know I just.

think it's weird like I could have like. or you could have liked one of our other. friends that was always hanging out yo. it's kind of crazy y'all should thank me. for y'all even being a thing why I mean. like I feel like I kindled y'all's. relationship what in the world I was. like. like without me I don't think this would. exist because you're sure for her yeah. yeah I we couldn't drive y'all this is. Drive y'all around yeah bad children. yeah no no wait I don't know wait what.

story were you gonna tell. um what so. uh so math so math had a license and. like cash didn't so they would come over. to my house in the middle of the night. and I would go I would sneak out sorry. Mom and Dad they they know this though. they know this now I would sneak out and. I would get in maps Challenger and cash. would be there and cash and I would just. hop in the back seat okay we were just. kissing that's it yeah we were just. kissing but. Kate this one time. feel the night MAV drove to Whataburger.

and me and cash were like in the car for. like hours he was like do me a solid bro. please. 3 A.M I don't want to go pick up Kate. right now he was like please just go. into Whataburger and don't come back. like wait it's just because we never had. like any time alone it was just like I. know we were always in front of like 20. people yeah so we but anyway so it was. like the middle of the night and we just. made Maps sit in a Whataburger by. himself for like I watched the whole. movie I can't relate on my phone I. watched the entire movie no but I was. gonna say awesome one time.

I was like Mission Impossible three I. think uh no I was I just turned 16 and I. was sneaking into her house oh my gosh. because I came down to Texas I was. sneaking into her house you were how old. 16. you just got my license and her. brother was sneaking out of the house. and we I opened the garage door they. never met oh yeah my brother I opened. the garage door and he opens the garage. door at the same time and me and him. just staring at each other in the face. we're like the door to the garage not. the operator yeah we're like. uh and then Kate like gets in front of.

me she starts talking to him and then. she's like okay just come on and ham and. like four of his friends are sneaking. out of the house and we're sneaking into. the house and we're in the garage and. there's a car in the wall and so we're. all just like scooting past each other. like this all of our stomachs are. touching each other and they're all. sneaking out and we're sneaking in and. obviously neither one can tell on the. other one because we're each doing. something yeah like my brother was like. sneaking and that was the first time I. ever met her brother yeah so great first. impression yeah they like didn't.

um they didn't like talk for like the. first year we were dating my brother in. cash like they were not yeah for some. reason we like never ever talked like we. would just see each other in the kitchen. and we'd be like it was like awkward. yeah like besties for the rest season my. brother shows up to my house all the. time to hang out with him yeah now he's. sitting right there yeah he's like. sitting right here he's always sitting. there yeah nobody's sitting no he is. there. um yeah that was the story about how I. met I met her brother for the first time. and then I said how long have y'all. actually known each other yeah when I. was 10 is when we met something almost.

10 years ago um 2015 however long ago. that was no it was not 2015. yes it was. I promise you oh God that was the year. we took the cruise okay yeah I don't. remember when we first met 2015. it's 20. 23 so eight years okay I heard Harper. say this earlier oh gosh and I I wanted. to ask you about it so. can you tell me about how your camp. counselor went. oh gosh oh my gosh so there's this girl. we're gonna call her um Harper's always.

making fake names okay no you need to. because you have to we're gonna call her. Neosporin what no seriously so we're. gonna call our Neosporin okay all right. so Neosporin she picks favorites. um obviously I'm one of them. um. you know okay this is your this is your. like 25 year old Camp Council so first. of all I love you Neosporin trust me I. love you I love when you bring me out to. ice cream but I have to pay for it but. uh.

so anyways so I love you Neosporin but I. have to say this so she doesn't even. watch these but anyways so. she uses me for clout two or no four. times she dm'd me she said Harvard. please post about us Harper please post. about us your camp counselor yes whoa. she said tag me I was like okay so I. looked at the I looked at the photo I. looked like a chipmunk because she would. squeeze my cheeks I was like and then I. was like oh my so she's like post this. picture please please please and she's.

like I've done so much for you I'm like. I've done so much for you I'm like okay. I paid I pay for all of our meals. um. you pay for their meals yeah why he paid. for the camp counselor whatever that's. not how that works I know it's not but. she she drives us there so I have to pay. for her meals oh I'm like no it doesn't. really sound fair to me yeah okay it. drives you doesn't mean she has to you. have to pass okay okay.

anyways y'all could be y'all's both. first kisses uh. ways. why do you throw so much shade at me. every podcast.

it's okay maybe it'll go better than. Harper's first kiss. and plus I'm I'm hanging out with. Harrison tonight and. Hardy she's literally always she's like. they're so annoying she's like yeah he's. such a player I'm gonna have to leave. and oh my God wait why do you have to. why are you hanging out with them if you. don't like them because my is because. Sophie she's like girl let's hang out. tonight and I was like okay yeah and. she's like by the way we're hanging out. with them I was like and then she's like. okay be over at 8 30. I was like okay.

just don't buy them dinner again oh my. gosh yeah just to buy them Wendy's again. for a hundred freaking dollars like. uh-uh anyways sorry sorry sorry sorry. but yeah I it's yeah um okay. um you just like threw shade at math for. not having his first kiss yeah yeah well. he's so girly wait oh wait hold on you. go first. um what I was you're such a girly girl. what I I see that though. she says one wherein whatever that is.

you have a leopard print okay you have. left not for like a week yeah but we're. gonna go I'm trying to go to Mexico I'm. getting in the mood I'd say I'm in touch. with my feminine side but I wouldn't say. I'm a girl. no your mom actually always says that. your mom is always like wait what okay. let's put not to put your mom on blast. sorry Tara I don't mean to like expose. you know. um your mom has always ever since I like. met her she's always been like Matt is.

definitely more um emotion like in touch. with his emotions thank gosh because I. mean it's clearly no that's. obviously you're more like empathetic. think like like like cash a lot like if. if he thinks something stupid and. someone's upset about it he's gonna say. why are you upset about that that's. stupid yeah math is more the kind of guy. that'll be like I'm sorry that you're. upset he'll think it's stupid but he. won't tell you but cash will tell you. I'm being stupid yeah cash just won't. care that you're upset that's not. because well no he cares because it's.

set over something valid but like if. you're upset over something that's not. that butterfly landed on you like yeah. it's got to be found he's like. somebody's crying because like their ham. sandwich fell on the floor I'm like yo. come on now wow this is stupid well I've. seen you cry over that no yeah. I'd cry but he throws his body on the. floor yeah. see that that's girly of you.

I'm literally acting like him exactly no. listen listen I'm like I would actually. say I'm more of a man's man than cash. 100 let's do it as a man's man mean a. manly just like yeah like. I just do more manly things how so like. what like dance okay excluding dancing. like Waltz bro Waltz is around the. living room by himself he's like yeah. it's like.

original music and it helps yeah we got. there didn't we yeah no like I I like. hunt I fix things I build things like. like if you need like some sort of like. like Dad thing done I'm probably way. more manly than you are. like I'm an arm wrestle dog I am strong. okay okay. it's over the 14 year old girl yeah.

she's coming at me I have a whole deer. lease. is that you like you do hunt and you do. fix things and stuff and like I mean. cash can do those things I can. she just he just doesn't find enjoyment. in doing those things you see our two. best friends over here laughing at that. comment no listen can I hunt one. thousand percent. can I fix things.

but. listen that doesn't identify a man you. want to identifies a man one thing hmm. crying whoa see you're mad no I agree I. think a man if a man cries more than. once a year. he's another man that's like listen not. gonna say in a man can't cry men can cry. but like I'm not going I've seen you cry. twice this year twice yes whenever you. see I was thinking about this the other.

day I don't think you've ever seen me. cry I think I saw you are you actually. kidding me right now I know Kate's seen. me cry but I didn't think you had bro. okay just because I don't physically see. it when you roll your face over I know. you're crying there was only one. instance where you might have seen me. cry no one you think in our entire life. why are you putting him on blast right. now I don't cry. I was about to start crying for that. back. yeah I've seen cash cry from being so. mad at me.

that's embarrassing. that's not true yes I doubt it cry. because I'm mad when we live back at. home and uh I will I was. yeah no I'm gonna say cash I have not. seen cash does not cry very much like. there have been very few times in our. relationship that he's like cried but. they were all very valid reasons yeah. like he's never cried over like I okay. not that you cry like once a month yeah. this doesn't happen no like there's been. like situations and like the whole three.

years we've been together every time. he's cried I've never been like why are. you crying right now but same thing with. you I've never seen you cry in a. situation where I'm like man you. shouldn't be crying right now. cannot say the same about you Kate nope. cannot not say the same this is one time. I just walked in the door. yeah sometimes I cry for no reason wait. how often do you cry never oh my gosh. that's the most annoying thing you. literally just you literally just had. sometimes I cry for no reason like maybe.

two twice every three years. fell off your scooter uh what I felt. well when I got hit by a car of course I. cried okay but what about when you fell. off the scooter the other time oh no I. didn't cry okay fine yeah I did but like. there it was just so sad I also have a. photo of a snot bubble coming out of my. nose from how hard I was crying I can. make a snuggle right now okay. no stop ready. I told you.

sorry I'm gonna get it now I'm gonna get. a nap again one sec oh. you voluntarily yo binded your life to. that man yo that was before I knew he. did that everybody is crazy. no. so like how often do. you think the electrically like like do. you cry like three or four times a month. or do you cry like. maybe once every three months I cry once.

every. no I said twice every three years. actually oh I got you um that is the. most annoying thing is when Kate's. crying and I'm like why either a. you know I don't know you know how women. get in one of those moods they know but. they're not gonna tell you yeah I'm like. okay I'm gonna go play Apex in. um but no when they just made yourself. sound like such like a terrible husband. no no no no that that's true I've seen.

him do it no and you don't want to tell. me after I ask okay I'm leaving then. you've never done that. there's been times where I've I mean. there's been times where I've I I've. literally told him I've been like. you're not gonna deal with that okay no. no no listen listen if cash and I are. like in an argument or something and I'm. crying he will like step out of the room. for like five minutes so that we don't. yell at each other because we've never. done that ever no no listen actually. we've never stepped out of the room no.

no no I have I've left so then I'll yell. at you yeah there have been times where. like we're like arguing and like I'm. literally I know I'm about to start. yelling at you so I walk out of the room. oh that's just every day. anytime I'm on game she's like okay. this is like like okay like I'm thinking. like this actually I just remembered a. story so for some reason a couple a. couple months ago we were driving back. from Oklahoma and for some reason cash. had said something that like made me mad. so I was like I snapped back at him and.

then we like kind of were like bickering. and like maps in the car right and then. we finally just stopped talking but I. was crying so I was upset and like cash. and I weren't talking and I was in the. back seat map starts playing if you love. her by Forest where it's like. oh it was funny because no it wasn't. like a bad art we've never been in like. just to clarify we've never been in like. an actual argument they're always just. like little like one minute things it's. like you're so what are you doing but um. yeah it was just like one of those. little arguments in the car and then we.

were like all right I'm we're just gonna. stop talking because it was a road trip. like all right let's just turn on some. music or whatever right. map turns on if How does it go if she. gives you her heart don't you yeah. that's like the story when Kate was like. when we first started dating she was. like I hate softball it's so miserable. it ruins my life blah blah blah I hate. it. she liked it for most of her life until. like the last year or two and she's.

telling me how much she hates it I was. like I got an idea just quit and she's. like no you can't do that and I'm like. why not she's like you just can't and. I'm like yes you can why and she's like. you just can't and I'm like why she's. like I don't know just you can't do that. okay and then I don't think we gotta. make this little argument I was like yes. you can and she's like well the coaches. wouldn't like it I'm like I didn't ask. if they would like it you you can quit. you can quit you would walk in tomorrow. and say I quit and not come again and. she was like no you can't and I got so. mad I was like yes you can stop acting.

like that's literally not humanly. possible and then she just cried and. then well then she went to go take a. shower oh my God the first song she. turns on is. um I guess I'm getting used to being. someone you love in the shower and I was. like there's no way this is real right. now there's no way listen I didn't mean. it literally was like I'm gonna take a. shower. is it gone and then halfway through that. song I was like he probably thinks I'm. playing this to be dramatic and I. skipped it you always leave that part. out of the story that I skipped the song. once I realized no she was being.

dramatic oh my gosh okay here's the. thing though is that I had played. softball since I was like five or six. years old it was like my whole life and. I was like going I had played softball. my whole life because I was like I'm. gonna get a scholarship I'm gonna go to. college and my school will be paid for. then when we started dating I was like. okay maybe I don't have to go to college. but I still had this like attachment to. softball because I'd played for so long. so quitting was just like a weird thing. it was weird yes and that I wasn't mad. it was the fact that I was like you can. quit it's possible to quit and she's.

like nope it's impossible girls she said. girls have tried before it doesn't work. what do you mean it doesn't work I. didn't say I'm done I'm literally I'm. like I could quit this podcast right now. I can be like hey I quit I could walk. out and never come back here's the thing. is high school softball was just my high. school I went to like our softball. program was a different breed I know. every person says is that you don't. understand my sport it was like no no I. agree I could have when I was 16 years. old I could have walked into coach's. office throw my stuff down and been like. I quit and never come back I'm telling.

you every kid that hates their sport. I promise you all of them is I'm not. saying you're wrong but when I was 16. that wasn't an option because I had. tried to I had been like okay I'm. quitting softball and I told my coaches. I was like I'm done I'm not playing cash. has tried to quit things before I'm. really good at quitting no not there's. been so many times this man's been like. I'm never speaking to you again. quit cash and Maverick we're done oh. four times two the brand is over there. was one time he even went and made a. whole song by himself and put it out.

because you quit cash no you quit cash. and mapping no the whole YouTube channel. by yourself I did yeah there's been so. many times in our life cash or Maverick. quits cash and Maverick and and one time. he was like I'm quitting cash and. Maverick like you can't quit cash. Maverick your Maverick that you actually. can't quit that now that's for real. because then you can't quit trying we've. tried now it was cash and Maverick. you're not cash for Maverick and yeah. we've learned so far that I've made a. song by myself he made a separate. YouTube channel oh yeah oh surprise. it fails without cash oh surprise your.

song didn't do very well either. uh my son did great no I just actually. but it's okay Harper would you put a. song out yes we should make you a song. dude we have a studio right here let's. get you wait wait can you Harper can. sing well yeah since you singed earlier. since you've seen earlier and it was. really well can you sing. um the note from The Chandelier song the. oh wait no.

it's gone wait oh you got it no oh I was. oh I was saying the lyrics yeah okay. what happened since 10 minutes ago no. wait what's the high note like like it's. like and uh. no no this song sing this song the one. that goes. [Music]. thank you.

no harmonized with her when she doesn't. cash harmonize with you. no no it's like this it's like this. wait this is so can y'all start it off. okay ready okay I won two a three two. one. [Laughter].

two. one. and I will always love you I will always. love you. now you do it. [Laughter].

they put me on the freaking studio so. many times I've been like sing just sing. and I'm like I can't I can't see except. for this one time I lost my voice yeah. and I kept saying what did I keep. singing it was Billy eilish you made me. hate this yeah I like hit it one. time and I was like Wow and I was like. is this for my singing career like. starts and I have not been able to hit. it since my careers are so influencing. obviously this is not gonna work. long-term well maybe Harper you never.

know no like so if if if influencing. doesn't work out then I'm going to. acting because I already have an acting. career and then if acting doesn't work. uh singing and then if that doesn't work. all together then a dermatologist no. you're forgetting you're gonna quit your. business you're gonna quit your poop. scooping business yeah yeah I would be a. all-time poop scooper I would travel you. know what my favorite song to sing is. it's Cartman. um the song He's like. um we don't want you to die coming.

back. is so funny man. South Park. um no Harper. um first of all uh you are doing like. incredible on social media it's not. gonna die yeah you got at least like two. or three years I went to Harper's I went. to Harper's Tick Tock page her lowest. view video ever ever that she's ever.

posted oh was it the no cam uh it's 1.2. million whatever it is it's 1.2 insane. mind-blowing yeah that's our lowest. viewed video ever yeah no I ever posted. or low no it doesn't matter you're like. at here's the thing it's how it it. always happens influencers like come and. go they have their Peak but they're. always just there like yeah you know. like cash and Maverick had their Peak. okay and they're still there. like there was a sore topic it was like. like listen let me show you my YouTube. analytics we might cry.

when I started I had my Peak and then I. went down. yo your last five videos together have. gone like 20 million views Harper you're. not falling off. say that like once a week you're like. guys my videos are flopping yeah you. know she told me you know you told me. um when we shot our first podcast she. goes afterwards we were outside she goes. uh I just feel like I'm not drone.

anymore and I'm falling off and I was. like let me see your analytics took her. phone went to tick tock she gave 250k in. the last it was like 28 days quarter. million in 28 days and I was like uh. yeah. and then I was like let me show you my. analytics you know what it says negative. 9 000. I went negative 9009. 18 million balls you'll go up and down. you yeah you will call it like it but. you don't know that yeah you're just. going up right now yeah you never went. down we've went up down up down I know.

I'm never gonna get to like 20 mil like. that's just crazy what are you talking. about you literally already had three. mil in like four months yeah you're. gonna keep You're Gonna Keep let's hope. what else should I do y'all comment on. this podcast and tell me what else yeah. Harper's like I don't know what to do. anymore but literally you literally any. video you post that's good like people. just like seeing a picture of your dog. that had a filter on it two million. views no because that dance I love is. like um.

I just love that and then she got like. the long acrylic so it's like sassy when. I saw Harper post a picture of her dog. on Tick Tock and it got two million I. was like yeah well are you familiar for. a picture of a dog at least hey what are. you guys you guys had your like like. rise and like 2018 2019 like y'all like. popped off then Harper's like kind of. popping off right now I just like have. like slowly grown like I've never had.

like a Oh no you're going I keep telling. cat I told cash I said you're gonna. you're gonna be bigger than all of us I. no I did that's the thing is that I. don't think I'm like interesting enough. for that no because you what's different. about you than me and cash is you. thoroughly live for filming Snapchat. stories. like you live like for posting content. like she posts content off of her main. profiles for fun. she just sits there and goes like. no I know and that's the thing is that.

like sometimes I hate it like I go like. I will go like months without posting on. my backup Tick Tock account and I think. I've grown that one when I first started. posting on it it was at like 60 000 or. 40 000 because I just like gotten that. like that account just sat there so it. was at forty thousand it's at 160 000. now which I'm like that's I literally. don't do anything on there so I don't. know how yeah but like my main I'm like. I just grow so slow on my main it's like. I've been at like 1.9 but it's always. been steady like it's been yeah it has. been steady but it's just like I've.

never had like like I've always just. been slowly climbing like I've never. like shot up ever I remember like a. month ago we were both at 1.8 mil and. and then um you you went to 1.9 like in. a month so no but that's the thing is. that like I. um I I what does well on Tick Tock is. like original content like your videos. do so good because you don't just like. follow trends like you were like. original you're funny people enjoy. watching watching you I'm not like that. like I can't just like set.

Harper's like one of the most funniest. no but that's the thing is that like I I. can't come up with the original I've. tried I've been like I want to start. posting original videos like without. Just Like Music in the background oh my. gosh I already know somebody's gonna be. off in the comment sections with what. I'm so funny I'm a woman it's a joke. take it and if you're funny you'd be. able to take the joke but yeah anyways.

so Harper thinks she's falling off of. tick tock which is not true. she just can't achieve to get a video of. less than a million views. that'd be harder for Harper to post a. video and get less than a million than. it is for her to gain a million wait me. I posted one of me and Kate and it. didn't really blow up when um today no I. just checked it's like oh it's already.

and it's an ad it's over a million views. already let's see here how many views is. that and how many how long has it been. see what my phone's at is that two. your phone yeah wait two percent am I. tripping I I okay I'm not I'm like fact. checking myself sorry guys I know y'all. the videos are 1.2 million views in four. hours. it's an ad Harper how many likes 200 000. doesn't matter. 220 000. dang Charlie and Emilio posters.

I posted a video two hours ago it's at. 40 000 views I posted a video yesterday. it's at 20K views oh that's embarrassing. yeah. seriously like at least we're getting. views like it's like it's not like like. I don't think you've posted a video that. hasn't gotten under a hundred views. which is good or under a thousand. hundred you see me my Facebook moms get. 100 views okay okay. my mom's Facebook has 300 likes okay.

you've ever had a um what's it called. have y'all ever had a um that is an. accomplishment for Mom first of all yeah. no oh no when I see Facebook moms with. 100 likes I'm like oh they're popular. yeah yeah they are popular in their Town. yeah no and like other like uh not. influencers but other people that post. videos and they get over 100 likes I'm. like wow no but anyways um have y'all. ever had an account that's gone viral. before this like yes remains me too so I.

had a preppy account I had a really cool. preppy account that I you had a preppy. account yes and you know the ones where. you show but mine was Psycho my I had a. psycho I'm sure where I put acrylics on. my toes and I was like hey y'all. I was like let's share my toe acrylics. and they all popped off and it got 32k. likes and I was like I was like crying I. was so happy it was crazy okay that's. right my mom actually besides my mom's. Facebook she actually low-key does good. on TV yeah my mom's made videos like. four million views on Tick Tock so when.

I was when in 2019 before cash and I. started dating um and I I wonder if. people remember this because okay so. back in 2019 my best friend and I who. the one that's Cash's cousin her name is. Haley so people know her name her name. is Haley Haley and I had made a tick. tock account together called Kate and. Haley and we grew it to like 50 60 000. followers but because we didn't live. together and we so were like in school. and stuff we could only film together. like on the weekends and stuff so our. whole weekend was just like us trying to.

come up with videos and it wasn't fun so. we're like stealing things yeah like. shots. so no and so we uh guys welcome back to. another Tick Tock today we're gonna be. stealing from Dillard's yeah and so we. were like literally fighting so much it. was like tearing our friendship apart so. we so we quit making videos because we. were like this for the people that. didn't watch the pot the podcast that. Kate admitted this Kate stole lots of. things when she was in it okay and that. was before okay yeah this was before.

Jesus was in my life. no I'm serious like my life before I. found the Lord was like psycho yeah like. so that was before Jesus a lot of crime. I like grew up in a church so like I'm. like I've always you know been been a. Christian yeah but like sometimes I. doubt his existence like I feel like. everybody does you know like like where. you're like I don't know like because I. I was at church camp so being very holy. right now but like I feel like people. some people are like not all Christians. are all so like like put together yeah.

oh people think that but they're not. like sometimes they're like they're mad. at God for doing this but he does it in. the long term you know it's like yeah so. it's so like weird to think about you. know no and it's like a lot of but. there's a lot of um on social media when. you see like uh Christian creators and. stuff a lot just most people won't don't. show the bad yeah so it's like it's. discouraging in like real time whenever. like you feel like why is God not. helping me yeah it's just I don't know. it's just discouraging in real life when. all you see is like these perfect.

Christians who have this perfect life. but like it's just like it's just for. the ground yeah but yeah anyways anyways. I added that sadness or Holiness. um. no I found a little bird or Bergen what. is it called Bergen yeah. no have y'all watched trolls because I. love trolls Bergen Town. you kind of look like the redhead one. though uh uh you better get out of here. like no. you upside down and hair sprayed your.

hair oh yeah is anybody else excited for. the new Barbie movie though me let's go. [Music]. but I'm excited to watch it still like.

I'm wait a minute. you're not 18. I am oh okay I was just. okay no I think it's like PG-13 or. something. well I hope it's not like have you ever. been kicked out of a movie theater Yes. actually. I movie Hop oh yeah oh she's a criminal. too wow do you steal soda from pounds. after you said you're just getting water. yes oh my gosh I actually I was like it. no that's actually crazy I've never done.

that my mom me and Matt when we were. like eight we would like think about. going for it she's like nope that's. stealing yeah and we were like yes like. you're supposed to pay for that can you. see you movie Hop I mean I move y'all. I've only done that drink thing once. though. when I was younger me and my other. hooligan friend who movie Hop tool again. yeah movie hopped oh wait do this one. time this one time me and um I mean me. and Haley wanted to go see a rated R.

movie so we movie hopped and we were. wait when you want me movie have you. watch one and then go watch each other. or do you buy a ticket you buy a ticket. and you go you go sit for like five. minutes five minutes. to the movie Next and then start hopping. around and so yeah so we wanted to go. watch this rated R movie but we couldn't. so we lied and told her parents that we. were gonna see this movie and then we. like snuck into the rated R movie and. the workers came and you know they're. like 16 year olds and they were just not. happy with us so they were like yelling. at us to get out and so I was like watch. this and we called her dad and it's like.

10 o'clock at night we made him come. watch the movie with us I literally was. so mad at these 16 year olds for doing. their job wait you're allowed to watch. it with your parents yeah your parents. can be there your parents can be there. in a rated our movie. um yeah you just pretty much need like I. didn't know that. I probably shouldn't have been watching. the movie anyways but I bought the.

ticket and then I I went to the other. one when I told you my mom was so mad. after she found out that we movie hopped. because my freaking sister please and. her friend Ashlyn. they literally told my mom oh about us. movie hopping I was like y'all were two. yeah so I'm trying to convince my mom. I'm like Mom they were doing it shut up. Harper you're gonna go get a spanking. when you get home like what mom like I. don't get spankings anymore so yeah. yeah I don't get spanked apparently you.

do two tattles on something they're. doing exactly no that's literally the. most sibling thing ever like that's some. crap oh mean cash did not really tattle. on each other I remember this time when. we were outside there was a few times. but it wasn't like Austin no there's. usually we were doing it together. yeah there was this time it was normally. my sister tattling because he's right we. were doing everything together but there. was this time. I got super mad at math and I was like. nine or ten he's like 11. and I cursed. at him and he did instantly.

stopped. he's like I'm gonna go tell Mom and he. was so happy you're only nine and ten of. course he's gonna get excited yeah the. second I cursed he got his face lit up. and he starts running because I had one. at that point yeah he won and he starts. running inside I'm like no no no no and. he runs straight inside he thought go to. a cash side guess what cash said and. then he tells him and then you know what. you said started saying that I said the. same thing probably and I was like no.

lying oh yeah no I I definitely probably. did lie but all right guys we're gonna. go ahead and wrap up the podcast here I. hope you guys enjoyed the episode if you. want to watch more episodes of our. podcast click right here we'll see you. next time peace.