Why We Broke Up

all right guys welcome back to the LOL. podcast unfortunately things are not. being LOL right now um this is serious. cash and Kate uh I mean I don't know how. else to really tell you guys this. besides they broke up and uh I'll let. you guys take it from there oh thanks M. thanks for the intro I mean like what. why why because there was other girls. and I I don't want to make this awkward. between y'all obviously like I mean. whose side are you on first of all there. first of all K come on now there was not.

other okay there a friend to all is a. friend to none there was other guys too. huh oh that's new information I did not. know about I did not know there was. other guys this is the first time I'm. hearing of this y'all are still friends. right what do you wait oh we're married. now no yeah well now we're married. obviously obiously but when it did. happen oh yeah but yeah so pretty much. when me and Kate were like 14 15 no. probably like. 14 we were talking on this app called.

house party which is like oh yeah you. know what house party is yeah yeah there. we were talking on this app called house. party which is danger don't know what it. is no you know what dangerous how's it. dangerous it's it's a group FaceTime app. for Samsungs and iPhones to combine. because I had a Samsung and she had an. iPhone so it was a group FaceTime app. and you can also see who your friends. are on FaceTime with while they're on. FaceTime with him and it'll say open. party or locked party they could lock. the door to the party and an open Party. means you can just join randomly locking.

it means that you have to be invited and. which wasn't fun it was no fun when you. see all your friends in a locked party. let me in please let me let me in but. they're not unlocking it cuz you they. lowy didn't want you there and me and. Kate would be in a house party and it. would show you random facts yeah we' be. in a a FaceTime we just meet her and. then she'd be like um all right I got to. get off I got to go um blah blah blah or. was it the other way around I got to go. walk my fish no was it that way no it.

was after school I would I would talk to. you oh so it was the other way so you. talked to him first yeah okay so she'd. be talking I'd be like let's talk or. whatever right then before I'd get on to. like invite her she's in a house party. with another guy and it says locked and. I was. like and I always I asked her about it. multiple times I was like you can't be. in a locked party with another dude. right es like come on that's like rules. of being 14 he he did not ask me to be. his girlfriend yet I was still playing. the field.

and I was like hey well you playing the. field I was like I was like who's that. and you're like oh don't goir her what. no go girl I was single no go girl no. okay yeah you were single what about a. liar too you were that because I asked. you and I was like who's that and you're. like oh that's just one of my like. that's just my friend like that's like. my he was just my friend yeah yeah I. when she just got to love everybody best. friend and then one day I get on the. house party app and the party is with. him her and the guy and it's unlocked. they forgot to lock the party so I.

joined the party mistake I joined the. party and you know Kate's just playing. the field not lying definitely. everything she's doing is completely. okay no and. what what my bracelet is just ruined. okay um you know what one apparently. Kate's not doing anything wrong here but. when I join the party of her and the guy. she freaks out and leaves they're nice. so she just she just leaves the party. and then it's just me and the dude in. there well that's nice now it's just two. was a locked party oh God so you can't.

get out an unlocked party it was. unlocked that's how that's how I joined. and I joined Kate just freaks out and. leaves and now it's just me and the dude. in there and we're like you don't even. know the backstory you and he's like. what's up and I'm like what's up and. then we just we just kind of we one of. us leaves and then yeah pretty much Kate. was cheating on me I wasn't cheating we. went together huh you clearly were. hiding something cuz you ran away. because listen I was still weighing my. options that's all I was doing what was.

this guy's name Harper you're 14 we're. going to say name we're not going to say. the name at at 14 years old cash do you. still think of the name Harper at 14. years old would you consider that what. would you consider that we weren't. dating if it was unlocked then I would. be fine we weren't dating yeah listen. well actually yeah if if like any guy. that I was talking to um was in a house. party with another guy that with another. girl with another girl I mean then like. I would we weren't even really talking.

though we were talking not really not. really listen I was weighing my options. because I I I liked cash and I also. liked this other guy and I said hm cash. lives in Oklahoma I have math class with. this guy and I see him every single day. so I was talking to him after school and. then before bed I would get on and talk. with casos and I wasn't dating either of. them you hear that and then you hear. that she would get on and talk with you. yeah y'all were talking talking I'd have. a conversation with him and then and. then and then I ghosted you.

no I ghosted you because I started. dating now she wants you never ghosted. me I did no no you did not no you did. not because I literally started I. literally started dating I literally I I. don't like that you go girl I started. dating the guy and obviously I wasn't. going to talk to another guy when I had. a boyfriend really you kissed me when. you were dating him you were so when did. I kiss you the truth comes out remember. that we did not kiss oh sorry we got. close to kissing and then you said I. wish you would would have kissed me yeah.

I. still like that's not any better case. yeah hey I was 13 you're a little. cheater I was just a teenage girl I. would never do that she just trying to. love Yeah while Kate was dating this guy. I me and Kate were in that 4our hug we. talked about that one time and she. wanted me to kiss her and I didn't cuz I. was like does she like me does she like. me not cuz like she's dating a guy but. she's hugging me for 4 hours so I'm kind. of confused and then afterwards she told. me she wish I would have dated her wow. you look really dumb I don't know what.

to call that you look a little. elf you do look like an elf she's in her. element I'm. uncomfortable but yeah so that's I get. smile that's the story. about how we broke up Kate was treating. me horribly no and then y'all didn't. even you didn't even get to the best. part wait what's the better part the. best part it gets worse before before it. gets better news to me I've never heard. of this you have to go through the. darkness to get you the light L this is. actually so heartbreaking you got to.

walk through the valley to get to the. top of the mountain okay so you have to. go through the Shadows find the shadow. whatever Shadow always always comes to. light listen because I obviously cash. and I you know we had the little thing. and then I got a boyfriend so we stopped. talking and then it came back to town. and we had our 4our hug and we did not. kiss but I mean I still I don't know I. was just a teenage girl 4our hug is. crazy and then like two months later or. like 2 weeks later the boyfriend dumps. me.

and I was like yeah maybe cuz you. figured out you were a cheater I don't. know I don't know if you ever figured it. out maybe he found out about your 4our. hug I don't know maybe I maybe he did I. don't know if he did but um like I know. you've been hugging guys for four hours. we became friends again like a couple. years later like a couple years later in. high school we were friends again and. like he never said anything we were just. like I don't know in the same class but. besides so what's the best part best. part after I get heartbroken but not. really because I was like cash so cash. and I talked for a couple of weeks. and I'm it's right before my 14th.

birthday I'm about to get my braces off. okay cash has never seen me without my. braces I'm so excited I'd had braces. like the last three years and I was like. oh I'm getting my braces off like I'm. going to send him a picture and it's. going to be so exciting a week before my. 14th birthday and before I get my braces. off he stops answering me had to treat. that girl a lesson I've been I've been. plotting that you go boys ever since she. goes to me I've been plotting I was like. she going to come back and when she. comes back I'm going ghost her yeah go.

ahead give it to me ma are you serious. uh you go boy no I say you go boy you. good boy say you go you good boy call me. say call me call me good boy ma no say. you go good boy. no you don't want it you don't really. want that I I don't really I know I'm. asking for it and so we um cash I find. out it's just weird you left me no you. didn't even we were like cuz before cash. had SN snat we would Instagram DM yeah I.

had Samsung and I didn't have Snapchat. and so you you call. Alex yeah yeah at least I changed my. waist early Snapchat yeah and so we went. Instagram DM and one day he just didn't. open it and then he didn't open it for a. whole day and then it was three days and. it was a week and then two weeks later. he opens it and he did not answer me and. he was at his first VidCon and I was. like oh and then I already he was. already going I was in House parties. with other girls and then and then this. was in June I remember this I remember.

it so I remember every little detail. because this is literally like such a. big part of my life in June is when he. stopped talking to me wow and then I. started high school and like we he we. literally did not talk for months like. once he he ignored me I was like okay I. got the hint and like we did not talk. and then we rekindled our love he saw. you without your braces yeah November in. November we started talking again and. then December you came back and that was. when we really were like on and off for. like years and years until we and by on. and off we were never dating like we. never. never we never dated it was like we.

would talk and he was like like the. talking stage in and out yeah except he. kept trying to end the talking stage and. well because I would talk to Kate and. then I'd leave Texas and then I'd see. another girl and I'd be like I'm talking. to this girl and then yeah why do you. have a sleep I was always you guys you. want to talk about me being alive wait. why do you have a sleeping Mas I didn't. know I forgot I do it he's tired he just. got. here and I listen you want to talk about. me being a liar he always told me oh I. meant to bring this up to y'all actually.

he always told me I can't have a. girlfriend like I cannot have a. girlfriend Maverick had a girlfriend I. didn't understand and I would bring that. up I was like cash why every girl every. girl brought that up your brother but. your brother has a girlfriend to tell. these girls I can't I can't date them. and they're like your brother's. married your brother's married and I'm. like but I can't have a girlfriend. brother but why can't you you want I'm. just kidding you know what stupid line. cash told me what this is ridiculous and. I can't believe that even at the age of. 14 I fully believed this he said we.

signed a contract we signed a contract. saying that we would not get girlfriend. I was like I was like dang like you guys. sign a contract like that's legal like. that's so real first of all said that no. no first of all first of all no no first. of all he said vividly remember you. going he yeah cuz he broke the contract. and it's ridiculous the contract it's. ridiculous what' you do ride it with. Crayola what are you gonna take him to. court it's called. a lie it's called gas lie no it's a lie.

it's called gaslighting gas lying I'm a. master of it that's not something okay. you do not remember that you don't. remember that no it was so I fully. believed it I was like I don't want to. no on a real note it's not called gas I. mean that would be gasing but I never. said that yes you did no I most. certainly. didn't yes you most certainly did no I. actually didn't ever say that uh it. sounds like something you'd say hand on. my can I did not say that. I promise you pretty sure you said that.

no I didn't look me in the eye you how. would you know how in the world would. you know I said that I just think you. did it just sounds like something you. said cuz I'm pretty sure you said that. to me and I was like we don't have a. contract I was like you're not ging me. you the contract you can't have a. girlfriend I'm like what contract no I I. never. ever ever truthfully look me in the eyes. right now and fully I'm crosseyed you. know I can't look you in the eyes can. you honestly say that huh lying is a s. so honestly tell me that you did not say.

that I I did not say that I I really. fully believe I did not say that I. really don't think I said that really. Judgement Day Judgment Day Will Come my. friend guys why why it's like why is. there a huge paint spatter on your wall. a huge paint splatter what the she just. threw something at me why she said that. she threw her elf ear at me that's. really funny yeah and so after cash yeah. but anyways that was like my I mean that. was my plot to to ghost her back and I. got her and oh you got her so good and.

then I was posting like videos and. pictures of me with other girls at big. conon wait were you doing that on. purpose were you that's so mean no I'm. kidding obviously no I know I wasn't. doing that on purpose sweetheart no no I. know I actually I actually wasn't I. actually wasn't but I remember thinking. I remember like oh Kate's going to see. these and she's going to be. like I mean I still had to post but like. you know you had to be. don't they're fake waving Kate I know. Harper already got got me once on this.

episode what hey come. sit oh look it's all of Kate's. lies. what make it make sense yeah um give him. a mic at least no no he doesn't get a. mic no I we'll be done in a minute don't. worry all right well why while they're. while they're talking no to. nobody yeah and then um after that hi. see are you talking to my.

dad Yo Joe are you okay no I have a. dad yeah see you yeah okay yeah and. after that before me and Kate were. dating again then actually wait I forgot. the story I was going to tell so what. were you going to say m um there's. something else that's heartbreaking it. actually it actually broke Kate's heart. and I watched this girl cry in day no. she cried over something y'all probably. won't even believe I will omigle is gone.

oh my God I'm so sad omigle is gone. forever and ever it's gone forever I did. not know it and if you guys yeah if you. guys don't know what omigle is I mean. good for you I mean you lasted there's a. monkey app now it's called monkey.com or. something like that yeah that has been. out for a long time but that one's not. as good I but why why why is omigle gone. cuz me and my friends used to go on a. sleepovers I looked it up and apparently. it was just in so many cases against. pedophiles my name's Chris Hansen. and I'm on omigle what I like I was so.

sad I would always hope for a Tik Tok. Creator to come on there and be like I. know where you live that's how you guys. caught the pedophile right that is how. we caught the pedophile yeah I mean. omigle was full of pedophil can't can. y'all believe that like yall looking at. an actual pedophile catcher I actually I. I caught one like I had my net like. SpongeBob caught. you and I got his phone taken. away you did I did like that was crazy I. did that at 16 I was wait no I my. favorite part of the whole story is like.

the guy drove like hours to get there. and he had to figure out how to get home. without Google Maps and dude nowadays I. don't know how you do that no idea where. did you it rain huh where where did you. put the phone well I got the pedophile. off omigle I told him I was a little. 16-year-old girl and or like 14 or. something and you brought Kate for the. bait yeah and then I brought Kate for. the bait and then when he got there I. was like I a cop just happened to pull. up literally just happened to pull up. and I told the cop what we were doing. and the cops went over there and then. they they like confiscated his phone. yeah and they were like how old are you.

because we were using pictures of me and. I was like oh I'm 17 or 16 or something. and he was like so don't ever do this. again because you could go to jail next. time and I was like oh yeah so the cops. are the cops shut down my pedophilia. business and I was catching business I. was. 100% uh what's that called you were on. your way to Jeffrey Epstein he was 100%. successful I was L yeah I was going to. catch Jeffrey I was on him they they. shut me down. no no that one I was I had a business on.

that too but had I can't believe what. Jeffrey dmer did really didn't he cook. his mom in a stove his mom yeah no no no. he didn't he didn't do that there's no. way he cooked his mom his M just turned. the stove on to try to commit suicide oh. like me like the dirt bikes yeah yeah. that's where I learned it no hey M do. you like this shirt on me cuz I couldn't. tell shirt I'm I'm be honest like. I'm wondering why your sleeves are.

halfway rolled up L it's called style. Harper no you were born like in 2015 I'm. not going to lie you want me to be. honest guess what guess what um 2011. what year were you born 2011 no she was. not 2009 if you were born anything over. 10 that's crazy no she's 14 she was 2011. oh my gosh she was born over 10 I'm 2009. okay good good good good you almost had. to leave yeah uh your shirt um you want. me to be honest about the shirt very. honest man cool um I like be super.

honest you're not going to get mad no. matter what I say no he's no matter what. you say no matter what I say no matter. what you. say come on I sold your dog to the. Chinese. restaurant dude I knew he was missing I. knew one of my dogs was. missing I just have so many it's fine I. really don't care I I we have so many. wait are you joking no one of my dogs. has been missing for like two years and. I never knew where it went how much did.

you get for him you said you wouldn't. get mad no matter what I said I'm not. mad okay no way I hated that I hated. that dog okay no. what you actually sold his dog for at. the Chinese restaurant yeah they gave. you like 50 bucks a. dog that's not worth it well I was broke. well how much would be worth wa wait. wait wait wait hold up how much would be. worth it like a hundred oh that would be. crazy if you could have gotten a 100 for. it maybe if you were like a five star. Chinese restaurant yeah they're so wine.

aren't they no you ever had orange. chicken mhm it's Chihuahua Husky Mi mix. no it's chicken it says chicken in the. thing yeah obviously that's obviously. what they're going to tell you Harper. they wouldn't trick. you what uh okay why do you think it's. so. cheap why do you think every other. chicken expensive why you think. Chick-fil-A is just more expensive no. cuz Chick-fil-A is real chicken oh yeah. that's why I eat Chick-fil-A yeah Panda. Express dog I don't eat C Express go up. when you next time you go there go up to.

them and say what up dog that's like the. secret language and then and then and. get you the one from the back and then. if you say what up dog they'll get you. the actual chicken that's not how it. works you go up you say what up dog and. they say how do you want it. cooked rare. Medium you're laughing I say yeah I'm. joking obviously they're for Real Joe's. joking yeah Joe is joking but rare. medium or they're like what's up dog and. they're like oh but I am sorry about. your dog yeah it's fine I'm sorry I.

never told. you he wasn't that heartbreaking when. the dog like I'm so anyways guys um. guess what I found wait where's my phone. that's a joke by the way guys pen. Express does not uh dog I mean can we. get we don't know I mean we don't really. know I me we for defamation of character. that is kind of crazy your phone is. sticking everywhere today yeah. disclaimer it was a joke disclaimer it's. not a joke. disclaimer it's all a joke we think.

women can drive great. okay no fam no you don't think they can. no. fam dog fam no Harper I have a question. if cash and I actually did break up. whose side are you taking Kate what the. really cuz he would take yours I would. take Kate's a how about what why no no. no the correct answer is to you got to. say well why' you break up well the. reason would be you called her fat what.

the literally last episode she called me. fat all of y'all called me fat all y'all. called me fat the on cash you're fat. come out of my mou if y go watch the. episode I the other episode I was s on. the trash can they literally all said. you're a big boy you're not even going. to fit in that trash can you're like the. white lizo I did not say that these are. all words that came out of their mouth. not say that you said that Li Liz's not. that big like I just said you are a six. foot male that's a fact ow any anyways. guess what I have on my phone my.

cellular device what do you have on your. cellular device. Instagram yeah but no I have. recpam and guess what you guys don't. know what reclip is uh never good it's. an app where you just constant you. constantly have it going it's always. running in the back of your phone and. pretty much I caught MAV lacking no you. know you know what I caught him saying. what did you catch me saying yeah he. doesn't know what I caught him saying. cuz you guys if you guys watch the other. episode where M exposed me using recp I.

was like I'm going to get him back so. now I have a recp of Maverick careful. with what you play right now and like I. said I don't know if I explained it very. well it's always running in the back of. your phone and it like at any time you. can like click clip and what did you it. steals the last two minutes of audio. that you just said but you don't have to. click record like it's always going so. Maverick said something crazy in Outland. why the episode get off your phones I'm. sorry what are you doing I I'm telling a. story I was downloading Rec clip oh.

never mind you get back um so let me. just enough said let me just let me just. explain or let me just show you the. reclip with your girlfriend. then just answer the question would you. get what no no no tell me straight up. would you get back with your girlfriend. your ex-girlfriend would you make her. your girlfriend. again that's a hard. question just honestly probably. wow wow that's crazy I know that is out.

of context that is out of context would. you like to explain yourself that is not. the whole conversation there's much more. to that conversation that's it much more. to that convers the whole conversation. no he he no that there's much. conversation anything he after this was. a lie no he said he said. Maverick if it was if if if yeah what. did I say I'm trying to remember this. was like weeks ago you said if she you. said something like if she was the last.

person on Earth or something yeah you. did you were like you like if if if she. was the last person on Earth or like you. made up one of your hypotheticals and I. was like I guess if last person and I. had to procreate then sure procreate. that's still you getting back with your. ex I just can't believe that you got. caught in a hypothetical and you. answered and he clipped it yeah he. clipped hypothetical but no it was not. it was not like a getting back with her. right now okay either way whatever was.

said before who really cares um he said. he would get back with his ex that's not. what I said and I out of context you are. desperate but I'm not desperate if one. of his exes are watching this hit him up. no why don't do that hit him up he's. single because of you and ready to M. Mage to All My Exes I messag All My Exes. I love you all dearly he misses you I. love you he misses you he misses your. kisses. people he misses everything about you he.

misses the touch of your. hand but I I personally um I'm just not. interested in romantically pursuing. people at the moment you know well why'. you say people bro people don't assume. that okay there you go sorry there you. go yeah that's better language um yeah. Maverick came into our room the other. day he was like you guys think I'm ready. to get married he said I think I'm at. first Kate was like yes please get. married and then we realized he's he's. an idiot so like but no really think.

about it he was like I'm not just. calling him an idiot like he said it. himself he was like do you guys think. I'm just like too immature and like an. idiot I was like I think I'm too dumb to. get I did not clip it unfortunately yeah. didn't you download reclip no I was. going to but then it would download it I. really want to hear what your friends. say ask for I know Harbor's Rec Clips. would be insane oh my gosh. her crazy no that would actually be so. funny wait yeah and when someone comes. up and Bullies you clip it no next next. week when we shoot next week when we. shoot I want at least one recp on your.

phone I got to hear what your friends. say it's going to be the most outlandish. thing ever bro you could you could have. repped um when with the the janitor oh. my gosh oh that would been that would. have been so good yeah okay this is good. I'm actually excited cuz all of my. friends or not all of my friends but. like let me just downlo you just stopped. talking all of your friends was I do. that too hard she can't type and talk. yeah yeah every time any of y get on. your phone in the podcast like.

yeah mindless brain scrolling on Tik Tok. it says you no there's nothing I cannot. stand more than people brainlessly. scrolling on their phones which is kind. of odd because you might be watching. this on a short form piece of content. right now and you just scrolled um and. if you are wake up go if you're going to. scroll at least scroll on our stuff um. yeah but but drop a like yeah I'm going. to find some you're but yeah but. honestly don't scroll like it's it's. killing your bra go touch some grass. I see people just sitting there like.

this no the worst is at the gym and. they're just scrolling oh my gosh the. gym is actually insane everybody just. has their phone up and they're scrolling. M's a gym scroller what you are a gym. scroller you just sit on a piece of. machine and you're like that is not true. at all he's like this they're like in. between sets scrolling like that is not. true that is true that is so unfactual. you know I saw him watching Wiki how how. to get your ex back at the gym this is. so the the stuff this man makes up. actually. a stuff this man makes up you just make. it up I didn't make it you make stuff up.

I speak nothing but the truth fact and. honor JFK I cannot tell a lie you can't. even like you don't even speak correct. English I cannot tell a lie I am JFK. Kennedy I cannot tell a lie who says. that Kennedy no it wasn't him yes it was. no then who was it Kanye JFK Kennedy. yeah like you're not even saying joh F. Kennedy it's not John F Kennedy Kennedy. it's JFK. Kennedy. this man JFK and his last name is.

Kennedy what are y'all talking about. kill me dog John F Kennedy if you say. JFK Ken it's going to be crazy when. people have like the neurol link from. Elon Musk and they're mindlessly. scrolling like this and you can't even. see like a phone in their hand that is. going crazy if we get it to a point like. this if we get it to a point where like. your your screen is like through your. eyes and you're just like that's like. actually. terrifying you're just in an airport. you're just in an airport and. everybody's just this I do it but but. that's so scary you get seven cards you.

get seven cards what does that mean. cards let me see I don't know what. you're talking about what is this yeah. um each card will real truth about you. and your. friends you I have no clue guys what's. for dinner what's for dinner I don't. know what you cook you're the female. what you. cooking you're not. cooking also wait wait wait you guys. don't know what I saw on Tik Tok it said. when heers to women as females and it. was likeed say that that's like rude. females what the heck how is that rude.

how would you like me to refer to you. woman male male no girl like if I said M. you're the male here go do something but. for some reason if I say you're the. female go like how is that offensive I. don't understand Kate would you like to. elaborate on. that sorry hey female oh would. you would you like to elaborate on that. elaborate on what do you feel like it's. derogatory when we call you. female or fat do you feel like either. one of those or a woman no but do you.

feel like that's derogatory when you say. fale me personally I just think. everybody on the Internet is looking for. something new to get mad at that's what. I've been saying this whole time what. about when I call you when I refer to. you as his. wife I just I can't get mad at that as a. fact when I'm like your. wife um I mean well normally it's what. comes after that yeah normally M says. your wife and then he and then it's the. thing after that that's you know what's. funny I think that like oh are you no. you're good I just I think that people. that would get mad at that are the ones.

that are like my identity is not my. husband and it's like they get that's. and you're like my identity is my. husband that's what that's not true I. just don't feel a need to argue with. every single person in the world like I. try to be cash biger I dyed my hair. blonde I I married him I became a Tik. tocker just like him and she wants be me. okay and I wear his clothes a lot and I. took 10% of his followers yeah for real. wait what were you going to say what's. funny so um Travis Travis K and uh. Taylor Swift like everybody's saying.

like funny moments of Taylor Swift's. boyfriend or um Taylor boyfriend all. this and Travis K's known. before oh like you knew Travis before no. I didn't I had no clue a lot of people. so he so she did put him on the map. because you didn't know him in my world. but did you all know Taylor Swift before. TR Travis oh wait you did yeah yep no I. didn't I did I heard of Taylor Swift no. really not me just the M most M you like.

Selena Gomez or Taylor Swift better. Selena Gomez Selena Gomez is been. running through the side of the moon. take it to. you just not the song I be yes it is. what are you talking about yeah I feel. like you just butcher been running. through the wolves and we've been. running through the do get why is he. patting his hands I don't know I don't. know it's the I'm the alpha I'm a leader. saw I saw that Tik Tok bro I saw to and.

the guy this like guy was doing it he's. like I'm the alpha I'm the leader he. said POV you lost fantasy. football no I've actually seen so many. guys on Tik Tok that are like day three. of my fantasy football we saw one it was. bad we saw this one this guy he went and. stood like not far away probably like 30. feet the other guy had a golfball in a. golf club and this guy obviously you can. tell he obviously golfs and he whacks it. as hard as he can and hits the golf ball. at the guy on his butt no no no no I.

don't think you understand it's not like. that's that ain't a that ain't like a. soft ball a golf ball is literally just. solid a rock yeah it's literally a rock. so he just threw a rock however fast. look up how fast golf ball pretty far. and I guarantee you that guy can hit it. even further than me yeah cannot hit a. golf ball bet $10 anybody um will do the. I'm the alpha I'm the leader I'm the. what oh wait go ahead oh on like on. their knees and and um I'll be at $10. and be like all like.

oooo I mean I'll take $10 i m go e no no. no no no but on the ground like I'm no. I'm not I'm the yeah but speaking of. what no MTH golfing y'all want to know. what happened me me and this man went to. Cancun we're on the golf range we're two. dudes in we were at this Resort not much. better bro no no take that back right. now we don't like you wer any better. dude compared to you I was Tiger Wood. this man used a driver for everything. we're he didn't even have a te he just.

used one Club he used the driver for. everything he he putting the ball on he. using the driver I did he stuck in the. sand he using the driver everything I. used the Big Driver and you know what I. won so think you won yeah I did win. don't even say that this was like two. years ago I don't I don't know no it's. not two years ago it was like last year. listen to this we get to the point in. this this golf course where there's like. Golf Land little Greenery and Greenery. right here here and then there's like a. 60t probably no there's like a 100t.

section that's just like swamp it's a. river it's like swampy and you got to. hit it over the swamp over the river I. go up. there over the river right over the. river right near practically a hole in. one right near the hole no not right. near the hole barely over Maverick goes. up. there. River oh mind we only have a limited. amount golf we do the whistle I got you.

for the river sound okay listen we only. have a limited amount of golf balls so. he goes up there's. again puts one of our other golf balls. up there which we paid like $50 for. these pack of golf balls so expensive it. was $8 a golf ball so we go up there m. goes oh that was actually pretty good. what. the that was actually really good and he. hits it in the river and I was like okay. all right m one more ball you go one. more ball and if it doesn't go left if. it doesn't go you're just going to start.

on that side we'll like throw your ball. somewhere random he goes. up in the river and I'm not even kidding. he hit every single one of our golf. balls into the swamp so I went on this. little bridge in the swamp trying to. with my Big Driver trying to grab trying. to grab golf balls and we both in the. trees trying to find we're in Cancun. there's this swap is scary scary bro a. scary it's like the drama there could be. alligators monkeys baboons giant lizards.

coming at us yeah there was giant. lizards like this that would just go. yeah and you're like and why are you so. dramatic they were scary scary it's like. that the lizard off Jesse they would. just run out of they like coming us and. I would be like trying to grab a ball. and then they would get close like M I. don't want to reach down and grab it. though cuz like we don't know what's. under the bridge that like could grab me. I found like eight more golf balls I was. like this is like $50 worth bring it. back Maverick sets his golf ball.

down back the riv not and he hits all of. them and we have one left again out of. the second bash we have one left I said. no true making his story up am I really. you are exaggerating it is is it made up. you're exaggerating it what how so what. exaggerated it did not happen this many. times we did not go how many gol balls. did you hit in the river probably four. four yeah really not 12 not 12 anyways. he hits all of them in the river we have. one left I'm hold I said M you're not. hitting this golf ball he's like give it.

to me I said nope you do not get this. golf ball if I give you this golf ball. we know statistically it's going in the. river and he's like nope I give him the. go. ball in the river yeah and let me tell. you I was Furious and then it's sweaty. and hot it was so we had no water. because they gave you one little baby. bottle and this this other and this. other guy keep in mind we we paid. $700 to golf here 700 bucks.

$700 we didn't know we pay that much but. we did and you know what they give you. one little baby bottle of. waterf you have to pay for and there's. like nobody nobody on those golf FR but. us CRA probably because it's $700 to. golf there and this little golf man. comes right on his cart selling snacks. and I was like oh can I have another. bottle of water a so minut it's free. since we just paid $700 he's like. that'll be $12 I'm like what $12 for. like a little it's a baby ball mm- and. pretty much what happened after that I.

go take my big old club uh put it in and. we had to we had to go home because we. had no more golf balls and we were out. of water and we were out of water mostly. the water no mostly the golf balls. because you lost all our golf balls we. can find more golf balls no who can do. the best water splash obviously Joe no. not but not Joe. like no no Kate okay I CL what the what. go back what was that do wait do a water.

do a water splash Kate I think mine was. best wait no listen to. this what type of a no do. it why why you clicking like that you. just clicking you go wait how do you do. it. Joe okay that's actually wild echo on it. yeah it has a little like back back. noise to it like a bounce off like an. echo we should go back to. Mexico I don't want to go to Mexico.

you're right where's that from I every. time somebody says Mexico. likeo but what's the word I'm saying. first via mexo VIA mexo I think it's. from South Park or something he lands in. Mexico and he's like meico well you have. to understand South Park is quite racist. uh that's not true I just wonder what. racism is really that's sad stuff man. shut up sad stuff you know what I just. learned what's that word hold on uh how.

to not call your wife fat no he's. working on that no can we shut I caught. her I made a fat joke one time bro you. got to be careful you they you are. talking about racism and you're like you. you remember that word what are you. about to. say no no no uh do you remember that. word it's like be cool no no be cool. about this what was I saying oh the fat. thing I made one fat joke one time about. my in case yall didn't hear it this was.

my fat joke this was my fat joke were. nameing like board game puns I said. Kate's life must be like the pop the. belly pig belly game because how much. she eats that was my big joke no I think. it was more than that no you did so much. more no I didn't I think you told her. she was like a bus and you said she was. a hungry hungry hipop you got to sit up. nobody can see. you and that was the one joke I made. and everybody's hung up on that and you. know nobody nobody cares about last.

episode where I got called a white. lizo well that's cuz it's not none of. y'all care give Liz is a great person. we're talking about personality oh yeah. not size besides are you trying to say. something where should we go next. Maverick's clearly ditching us to go to. Georgia and Orlando well I was thinking. y'all could come with me nope I'm not. going to Atlanta why I don't like. Georgia I see yeah I don't like Atlanta. either Georgia is anywhere it's so humid.

Harper you are so more than welcome to. go anywhere we go you just don't want to. I want to go on a vacation with y'all no. you don't you don't even like us. literally at the end of every episode. you leave immediately she's like okay. bye no I think we should roll one of the. cameras after we cut today and just. watch you guys can just watch she out of. the chair imagine we're doing the outro. thanks guys we'll see you next time this. is. Harper that is not me I stay here for a. minute all wait wait do we have a c can. that camera watch me over there this is.

what Harper does all right bye we'll see. you guys next time no it's not. trust maybe I do that okay maybe I do. that but she does that and she sits. there for a couple minutes and then. she's like all right bye just Scrolls on. Tik Tok no yeah you do just scroll for a. minute and then you leave what am I. supposed to do are you I know socialize. with your friends are we friends yes do. just coming up to me so how's Asher. who's Asher oh the baby his his his baby.

his son that he just had yo that's how. you guys know she don't she don't really. talk to us off she I you don't even know. his child actually my Snapchat story. there's so many people that are like are. you are you and Harper friends off the. podcast are you and Harper like really. close are you and Harper do you guys. have sleepover I'd say we are pretty. really har what's her middle name. r what's my middle name name gosh I know. this uh Joseph what she just she just.

pulled one out of the air man she just. made one I know y'all pretty well so ask. me any questions besides middle names. when's my birthday well besides. birthdays and middle names how old is he. uh 22 no 23 you just turned 23 and how. old am I. 20 two 22 what's your final answer 22 so. so far you're zero out of two well how.

old is Kate 19 I'm just a teenage girl. obviously everybody knows that cuz Kate. always says that and then now get now. ask me more questions um what town am I. from. Oklahoma that's a that's a state the. town oh my gosh I complain about it. Harper oh my gosh y'all were talking. about this the other day yeah mhm we. were you drive through it actually quite. often your mom says Tulsa no okay I feel. like people actually say Tulsa again.

Tulsa Tulsa tuls Tulsa Tulsa I feel like. people actually think I hate your town. for the record I don't hate your town. Bakersville you you think we Liv in. Bakersville yeah what cuz our names are. Baker cuz do you think they own the J. that was profiling at its finest well do. you'all know me what's my middle name. that's what I thought I do know your. middle name tell it say it an yeah yeah. exactly yeah you better know yeah and. then uh what color are my.

eyes green brown blue they're brown what. are you talking about Brown they're. brown see why did I think they were. green the same color as her hair. actually they're like red you have red. eyes you got little evil eyes you know. when you know when you look in your. closet and you see red eyes staring at. you it's just Harper what I don't have. red eyes do. I do I have red eyes I don't they look. Brown until I look at your hair the. exact same color as your your hair yeah. so yeah you do kind of have my hair it's. Hazel my hair is Hazel your hair Hazel.

yeah Harper we would take a trip with. you yes to the daycare drop her off and. have fun what you know you know most of. the hotels do have nurseries so wait you. guys really won't come to Atlanta with. me everybody in their mother knows I. will go wherever cash goes I'm just I'm. just along for the ride really yeah. you're just along for the ride for the. ride you don't get to control the car. what would you rather do um I mean I. don't necessarily care to go to. Atlanta why not because it's Atlanta no.

offense to anybody lives in Atlanta but. nobody wants to go to Atlanta I love. Atlanta you my least favorite cities my. top three least favorite cities Atlanta. New. Orleans and what was it oh. Uganda Uganda three least favorite have. you ever been there not a city no but I. haven't heard good things New Orleans I. have that's my top probably the thing is. that place smells. rather hang out with uh Chase or hang.

out with me that's the thing like our. our friend Chase mhm the shopman music. video so like the one the the guy that's. our age or 14year oldold girl the guy. that I've been friends with for like. five years yeah or or you yeah yeah. probably the dude our age yeah so that. why do you think I'm sprinting out here. so quickly to go hang out with my. friends oh but you don't have any. friends but I do sometimes I make them. try and then something's wrong with them. and then she has no friends again and.

then she makes more friends no but I I. no but the thing is see you would rather. hang out Chase than me right yeah you're. saying if it was one or the other when. we're here like there's nobody else for. you to hang out with his would you. rather throw me in a volcano or chase in. a volcano uh probably Chase probably. chase you got longer to live yeah Chase. has already lived a. while got a lot of problems he's almost. 30 30 his head always hurts and back. pain yeah he played hockey he said his. head always hurts he's already you know.

going downhill like life's like this. he's definitely at. like PE already he's at that part is. mine like this um no yours your life um. started up here and now it's just here a. that's and then but then so I'm going to. die now actually to be fair everybody's. Life Starts Here and every day every. second every hour every minute you're. getting closer to your death date. and you're getting closer to the day in. the second you die that's so in an hour.

I'm going to be really close to closer. to my dad I SP every second you listen. to the. podcast thank you closer to meeting. Jesus yeah you're closer to dying huh my. back well thank you guys so much for. watching this episode we'll see you next. time. [Music]. bye.