Why Isn't Natalie Going To Jail?!
Why did your mom end up not pressing. charges against Natalie? Did she ever. say? >> I don't know. Should we ask her? >> Yeah, call her. >> [laughter]. >> Hey Harper. Um, we're on the podcast. right now and I have a question. Why did. you not press charges against Natalie? >> I can't tell when things are pranks and. not pranks in this social media world, so I don't know, hon. I don't want to. get involved. >> Well, you're not involved. I'm just I'm. just wondering why you didn't end up. pressing charges cuz it's like it was it. was a pretty big crime that she. committed. >> I just want to end the drama. >> Mom! >> I don't want you to be.
>> She stole my car! What's up, everybody? >> We're back. I didn't know we were here. It's been 3 years since we started the. podcast. >> Yeah, it is our 3-year anniversary, everyone. So. >> I love how you rerouted that. >> [laughter]. >> It's our 3-year anniversary. >> Should we sing happy birthday to us? >> We should celebrate or something. >> Should we sing happy birthday to us? >> Wait, I want to sing happy birthday. >> No, I don't. We'll probably get caught.
Okay. >> No, you can't. >> [laughter]. >> copy us. >> NO, DON'T. IF YOU DO IT, I PROMISE YOU I. PROMISE YOU. I promise you I'll do something back. Don't don't spit on me. >> Happy birthday to. us. >> No. No. >> You need a grand finale, Harper. Come. on. >> No. >> Grand finale. >> If you do it, I will do it back. And that's a promise. That is a promise. And I'm known for breaking my promises, but I will not break this one. >> It's just water.
>> Okay, do it Kenzie. She sounds like she's about it. What did you just do? >> Ew, she like coughed food on me. >> Y'all ever seen Y'all know I can shoot. it in the air and catch it? >> We don't. Okay. >> No, you can't. >> Why did you [clears throat]. take so much? >> Mhm. >> Oh, see that got on me. >> We should HAVE WAITED TILL HE. >> [laughter]. >> WHY WOULD YOU DO IT WHEN I HAD WATER IN. MY MOUTH? That's just stupid. >> That was really unnecessary. >> gas in my mouth. >> Gas? What does that even mean?
>> I I CHEWED IT AND CATCH IT. >> There's boogers all in your nose. >> [laughter]. >> That went everywhere. So gross. >> Did you GET IT? >> I GOT SOME. >> THAT REMINDED ME OF THE ZEBRA off of. Madagascar. >> Yo, I don't like the fact that Cashy's. spit is on me. >> Oh my gosh, his DNA is all over you. >> Ew. >> Oh, that's terrible. >> disgusting. >> today I got I went to the gas station. and I got gas and. >> [laughter]. >> What? You got. >> I went to the gas station and I got. gasoline.
And. And so, I was like putting the thing. into my car. I went to take it out and the gas. squirted all over my new skirt, my old. shirt and. >> Wait, wait, wait, how much was that. skirt? I've been wanting it. It was $88. >> Where did the gas get on that skirt? >> it anymore. >> You're still wearing it? >> And that's why it smelled bad and now. there's spit on it. >> I don't know, I kind of like the smell. of gasoline. Gasoline and beef jerky. >> When I got in the car, I was like, "Ew, Cashy.". >> Wait, will beef jerky smell like a beef. jerky? >> Gasoline and beef jerky. >> sent me a video of you eating beef jerky.
and it's just like. >> What? >> You ruined the whole mood. >> Why'd you do that? >> What makes me mad on the airplane is. when Cashy eats beef jerky. and when he steals my candy and he does. it like simultaneously sometimes. I'm. like, [laughter] the whole time I'm. like, >> Uh, I eat beef jerky in two places, airplanes and in bed. That's it. >> That's so. >> you, whatever video you saw it was that. was I on an airplane or in bed? >> in bed. >> There you [laughter] go. I promise you it's not going to. >> have to wear it for the next three, four. episodes. >> Yeah. >> Why three or four? >> Cuz I thought we were doing multiple.
today. >> Oh. >> We're doing one. One more. >> I I wasn't. going to share the story because I don't. want to. >> I don't want to press anybody's buttons. >> Yeah, I don't want to be made fun of or. ever. >> Press the buttons. >> Everyone acts like I'm crazy. No, it's. going to be my buttons I get pressed. So, I'm not going to share my story. >> the story? >> Wait, no, what? >> started it. >> How you got to say it? >> I had no intention of sharing it. I had no intention of sharing it. >> what is it then? >> tell you if it's dumb and then you can. apologize. >> you? >> We're We're definitely not cutting it. [laughter] out. I'll tell you that. >> No.
Okay, but you guys can't make fun of me. and act like I'm crazy. >> We will. >> No. >> I'm talking to you. >> Well, don't you want us to tell you that. you're crazy so that way one it gets cut. or two. the people you have a chance to like. redeem yourself. >> Sure. >> Sure. >> I saw the community pervert today and. >> Me? [laughter]. >> No. >> No. >> What's going on? >> I saw the HOA compliance car driving. around, too. >> [laughter]. >> No. A community pervert? >> Yeah. There's one of those around here. >> There is? What? >> Every Every time he sees me running he.
breaks his neck. >> You've only ran once in your life. >> Yeah, and that one time he broke his. [laughter] neck. >> On a real note, today I set out on my. run. I was like, you know what? I got to. do it today. I got to go out on my run. So, I'm running and floss back to. probably. 12 years ago, my mom and dad, whenever. we were little, there was this guy in. our area who kept getting arrested. because he would literally molest women. that were out running in our area. >> I don't I don't know if we can say that. on. >> He would touch women.
>> He would touch women. He would assault. women. >> you just say harass? >> Like this? >> No, he wasn't harassing. He was. physically like. >> kind of us harassing? >> Yes. Stop it. >> Okay. >> Anyways, this guy, he kept getting. arrested cuz he was literally like. assault women like out on their runs. And. every time my mom and dad would see him, they would point him out and they said. if you ever see that man, you run in the. other direction as far as you can. So, he He'd get arrested, he'd get out, he'd. get arrested, he'd get out. Happened. multiple times. And so, now this man's. face is embedded into my brain. And I. recently started seeing him.
>> How many years has it been since you. seen this man? >> I've seen him on and off like throughout. the years. So, like I remember like when I was a. kid I'd see him and then he'd go to. prison and he'd get back, you know, whole thing. So, anyways, he What you. would think after so many times you. would just keep the man in prison. >> I mean, if you want to describe him real. quick, I can draw him. >> Yeah. Draw him? >> Wait, does he have. >> Wait, is he carrying a fish? >> No, he wasn't carrying. >> Wait, cuz I have a story after this. that's insane. >> Okay. Well, so. the man that Are you ready, Matt, for. the description?
>> Uh yes. >> Okay. Hold on. Hold on. >> So, he's probably about 6 ft 6 1. >> Wait, hold on. I have to It takes me a. second. >> [laughter]. >> I swear, if you just describe someone. here, I mean. Hold on. Let me get that drawing. >> What are you doing? >> He's drawing the guy. >> Are you draw physically drawing it, or. you having like chat draw it? >> No, I'm drawing it. >> He's letting the world know that you. need to stay away from this guy. >> Wait, here. I'll I'll let you up. >> Okay. Yeah, I'm going to have chat draw. it. >> No, I'll do it. >> No, I'll do it. >> I want to do it. [laughter]. >> I'LL I'LL WE'LL BOTH DO IT. >> I'LL I'LL DO IT. I'LL USE.
>> WE'LL ALL DO IT, AND THEN KATE, you tell. us whose is the most accurate. >> I was using chat. >> Give me a photo of a 6-ft guy. >> Okay, the guy is like 6 6 1, I'd say. And today, when I saw him, when I was. younger, he didn't used to look like. this, but now he's kind of old. He had. like a full facial beard, but. specifically where the goatee part is, it's starting to go gray because he's. getting old. >> How do you spell goatee? >> Yeah, I I need to do the same thing. It's starting to go gray. >> Goatee. >> And I feel like this guy is like half. white and maybe half like.
uh. Uh he's not fully white. >> Well, half what? What should we mix him. with? >> Well, what like Mexican? >> No, not Hispanic. >> Hispanic, black, Asian, Indian. >> Not Indian. >> Filipino. >> Uh kind of I would say more like Arabic, maybe. >> Arabic. >> Yeah. And so, uh anyways, the guy has uh. this like black kind of grayish hair. now, and he has a man bun. It's like. kind of shaved. He's got a man bun. pulled up on the top half of his hair. like this.
Are y'all getting this? >> Wait, wait, wait. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I said gray instead of Greg. Gray, white. Okay, go. >> Greg instead of gray. >> That's all I got for y'all. today. What I can describe is that. >> Wait, is some of the hair hanging with. the man bun? >> Uh. >> Or is it just kind of. >> No, it's like mostly pulled back pretty. well, at least today. >> How old is he? >> He's probably like early 50s. >> Any other details we should know? >> I mean, if you want his outfit, I could. describe it to you. >> I'd like to hear about his facial. details. >> Facial details? Okay, nose. >> Who has a similar nose?
>> Hm, he's got a little bit of a button. nose. Not a button nose. I feel like. it's a little bit of a bigger nose. Um, kind of like that one right there. I'm just kidding. >> Did you just point at our. >> No, I wasn't. >> No, I'm kidding. Uh, a little bit of a. bigger nose. He's got some like kind of. bushy eyebrows. He just has a lot of. facial hair. Um, he's not overweight, but he's not like super fit. I would say. he's like. >> sent it in. >> That's fine. Um, and then his outfit he. was wearing today was all black. He was. wearing these like sunglasses that kind. of had like the straps. He had his. headphones in, like little Bluetooth.
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Incorporated brand. Visit. cash.app/legal/podcast. for full disclosures. >> Okay. >> Every time I've seen him, he's got the. same outfit. It's not as hard to. >> What kind of sunglasses? >> Uh they're like the running type. sunglasses. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Um and then yeah, he was wearing. like a black shirt with kind of like a. skull and flames on it and stuff. >> his face look like? Like Does he have. cheekbones like Tom Cruise or. >> I can't find I need to I need to think. of like a celebrity that's kind of like. his look-alike. >> Just like give me like his lips. Who has. his lips? Like what's his lips look.
like? >> I don't see his lips. He's got a lot of. facial. >> Voluptuous. >> No, not voluptuous. I would notice if he. had voluptuous lips. >> Oh, okay. Like my lips? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> That's all you're getting from me today, Mav. >> Okay. >> If I see him again, I'll let you know or. I'll take a picture of him. >> Sorry. >> I'll point him out. I At some point we. will all be in the car together. This. man will be walking if he's not in. prison and I will point him out. >> And we'll take a picture of him. >> Yes, I will take a picture and get the. details. >> I'll make IT MY PROFILE. >> WHILE WHILE YOU guys are trying to get. uh the photo. I'll tell you. >> Adding final touches. >> Wait, yeah, yeah. Tell us the story. >> So, I'm out on my run and I literally.
had just started. I'm like 2 minutes. away and I clock this man on the other. side of the street and I immediately. know him because he's the same man my. entire childhood my parents said run. away from him if you ever see him. I'm a. big girl now, so I didn't run. Well, I. did run. I ran in the other direction, but I had to run past him on the street. cuz I'm on this side of the street, he's. coming the other way. So, he sees me, too. He starts looking at me, which is. not unusual. Do you notice that when. you're on a run, like just guys like are. always looking? >> No, I don't think I passed anybody on. the street other than the lawn guys. >> Why are you always looking at the guys?
>> Because I don't think I'm looking at. anything. I think I'm trying not to pass. away. >> notice cars. I always notice drivers and. I notice other runners because I'm like. scared they're going to like try to hurt. me. So, whenever I see a car drive by, I. watch them like but they're watching me, I watch them. >> They're probably looking at you, Kate. They're like, "Why is that girl staring. at me?". >> I will. I WILL. I ACTUALLY WILL BREAK MY NECK TO LOOK AT. SOMEBODY. >> WHAT IF THIS guy you're talking about, what if he's like, "That girl is so just. weird. She's always staring at me.". >> Maybe. Anyways, so this guy, he starts. staring at me. I start staring at him. And the whole time I'm running, he's. looking at me. He's not looking away. And so, at this point, I start turning.
my head cuz I'm about to kind of pass. him and he turns his head with me and. now we're just staring at each other. And I keep [snorts] running and I get to. a point where my head is like fully. turned. >> Maybe he thinks you're into him because. you Oh, no. >> No. Maybe he did, but I wasn't. Anyways, my. head is fully turned at this point and. this guy is still staring at me. And so, I needed to test him. So, I turn my head. away and [snorts] I look back, he's. still staring. He turns his head away, I. stare at him and wait for him to turn. his head around and he keeps staring at. me. So, we do this thing like back and. forth, we're just staring at each other. the whole time. And I'm like far away.
now, but I just kept thinking. I was like, "This is the guy. >> he comes and runs to me and kills me?". >> Well, I had my I I would have shot him, but it's okay. So, I wasn't scared because I was like, "If. he comes at me, like I will be fine.". So, anyways, I just kept thinking. I was. like, "This guy literally has been. arrested multiple times for assaulting. women in this area on a run and he's. looking at. >> don't have the wrong guy. That'd be. really bad. >> Wait, Kate. Either way, I actually I I'm. like fully confident that it is the same. man, but if it wasn't It is, but if it.
wasn't the same man, this guy is still. automatically weird because he stared at. me the entire time until I was out of. his vision. I'm talking his neck was. fully broken staring at me while I'm. running away and he didn't stop looking. at me until I was gone. And so, either way, whether it was the. the community pervert or not, you're. still weird cuz why are you staring that. hard? Like I would have looked away. If. he looked away, I would have looked. away, too. >> If he If he like ran up to you and tried. to touch you. >> I've got the picture. >> Wait, where were you going with this?
>> Wait, if he ran up to you and tried to. touch you, would you pull out your thing. and shoot him? >> Yes. >> you would you would you. would you threaten him with it and if he. walks away, would you shoot him? >> If somebody is actively trying to touch. my body, yeah, I will shoot them. If he's just like walking up, I'll pull. it out and let him decide what he wants. to do after that. >> Yeah, same. >> Okay, well, just letting you know, you. might go to jail. >> [laughter]. >> If I'm scared about a man grabbing me, I. yes, I can shoot. >> to be in fear. >> of YOUR LIFE. >> I AM IN FEAR OF MY LIFE. A STRANGE MAN'S. GRABBING ME. >> KATE'S ALWAYS IN FEAR of her life. IT. HAS TO BE MET with reasonable force. All.
right, let's. Let's all submit our photos. >> Okay. >> Nobody I say. Okay, yeah, no, let's go. All right, Kate, Kenzi. >> on. Are we going to send them into the. group chat? >> I feel like mine is the best. >> No, mine's the best. All right, I can't. wait to show you mine. All right, Kenzi, you start. >> I really feel like mine is the best. >> Okay, Madi, you start. >> Okay. >> I mean, mine. >> Mine should go last, but okay, here we. go. Ready? 3 2 1. >> Okay, is this me? >> OH MY GOSH, YOU COPIED ME. >> IT'S ME. >> [laughter]. >> WAIT, IS THAT ON HARPER'S PHOTO? >> WHAT THE HECK?
>> WHAT? >> LOOK, SHOW THE ORIGINAL PHOTO OF HARPER. >> crazy. >> [laughter]. >> That's crazy. That doesn't even look. like me. >> Mav's guy looks exactly LIKE MY GUY. >> MINE, TOO. >> MINE, TOO. >> THE CHAT IS SO. >> WAIT, IS THIS HIM? Is that the man? >> Uh mine looks a bit different than that. >> It's a pretty similar picture. >> Show yours. >> Are you ready? Mine's like hot. >> gosh, they're all the same. Wait, let me. see yours. What about mine? Wait, I got that same one, Harper. Look.
>> Yeah, I know. >> Okay, Kenzi, what about you? The first. time I did it, I got the same one. >> There's that one and then there's a. chubby version. >> see. [laughter] Let me see. >> Let me see. >> And there's a skinny version and. a chubby version. >> That one is not it. Oh man, it's the. closest. >> Um. >> I mean, they're all they all look. identical. >> No, if I'm going based off of what I. think that one's the closest one. >> YEAH, THAT'S KENZI. >> THAT'S JUST CUZ HE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK. >> LET ME SEE YOURS. >> THAT'S CUZ I TOLD HIM THAT I SAID I SAID. make my guy a pervert and that's what he. [laughter] did. He went He went. >> Well, my ChatGPT is blocked.
>> Y'alls made it like some guy from a book. novel. >> Dude, my ChatGPT like I asked it things. and it won't do it because I'm I'm a. minor and so like it thinks I'm really. young and it's like. >> How does your chat know how old you are? >> Wait, everybody Everybody text me your. photos so I can pop them up. >> Well, moral of the story. if the community pervert sees this. uh don't look at me again, please. >> Okay, but on a real note, like does he. look anything like our photos or no? >> Yes. >> Really? Hey, we should put photos up of. him around the neighborhood. Wow. Some random guy. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah.
>> Wow. >> If anybody sees this guy. >> weird and then I saw a mom There was. like a young mom like walking that. direction with her kids so I stopped her. and I told her. Uh where where was I? >> Wait, you stopped and told her? >> Yeah, I did. I said, "Hey, just so you. know, there's this guy. He's just like. staring at me weird up there." She was. like, "Oh no.". >> I'm just saying like there could even be. a possibility your parents just pointed. out the wrong guy 20 years ago. >> [laughter]. >> And now you're telling people that this. man's a pervert. >> Wait, why not just call the cops on him? He's a pervert. >> A pervert. I'm just saying. maybe we should double We should make.
sure our facts are in line. >> That's why I'm not posting a picture of. him. >> But you're telling people that. >> Actually, we did We did We just posted a. picture of him. >> [laughter]. >> No, actually I'm telling people because. either way, like I said, whether it was. this guy or not It was, but whether it. was him or not, the man that I saw today. was still weird. >> I see. I see. Better safe than sorry. >> Yes. But either way, the guy was weird. Like staring at somebody when they're. running staring at like a young woman. while she's running like that breaking. your neck and just staring at her until. you can't see her anymore. Like that's.
weird. >> You've been running a lot. >> Thanks. >> How far are you running now? >> She got abs. >> She got abs? >> Yeah, I did. >> [laughter]. >> Whatever. >> How far are you running? >> She does hop pilates. She got out for 5. miles today. But that was That was like. my long run this week so that was like. the most. >> One One I ran half a mile and I had a. panic attack. So. >> Half a mile and a panic attack. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, and I couldn't breathe at all. >> real. >> I was like freaking out, but it was also. the middle of winter. >> is like one of the hardest parts of. running. >> Wait, you were running right behind me? >> let's not get distracted. >> Not literally right behind you, but I.
walked out the door of the house like. maybe 5 minutes after you took off. >> Y'all want to know something? >> He always tells me not to get on my. phone now. >> When I lost when I lost vision of my my. guy. >> Hey, I don't So, for those of y'all who. don't know, Kate and Kenzie been on a. workout kick. And like I mean, they've. been working out. >> IT IS SO ANNOYING, TOO. >> LISTEN. THERE IS nothing worse than your wife. waking up at 6:00 a.m. to go work out. >> There is. >> And you lay in bed for another 3 hours. >> guilty. I do. >> So guilty. >> It doesn't make me feel good. >> You guys should really stop that. >> Payton said we were Pilates maxing.
>> Yeah. No, here's the thing. They go to Pilates, hot Pilates, and. then they come back and then they run. >> Like what? Like. >> Yeah. After hot Pilates, they go for. like 5, 6, 7 mile run. >> not look like Harper. >> I do I I I I had to make uh. look like a Harper. >> That looks like Harley. That looks a. little bit more like Harley. >> Did you take a photo of me? >> No, I just described you. That is kind of crazy for just. describing though, no? >> It's just that my face is like big and. >> My girl with red hair, dude. >> [laughter]. >> That's exactly what you said, actually. >> myself, actually. I yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah, Kenzie and I, we've been trying to. get Cash and Mav to come to hot Pilates. with us and they won't come. >> I think they're going to fail miserably. >> I don't understand how on earth you. think we'd fail miserably. >> You just do. >> Oh my gosh, they didn't learn. They did. this with a half marathon. >> Every man who walks in there, even if. they're like super athletic looking, they look like they go to the gym like. two times a day, maybe three times a. day. >> me, Kenzie. Please. >> No. >> You could have just said Cash. It would. have been a way easier. [laughter]. >> Those high quality men, they fail and.
they're like grunting and making weird. noises. >> What do you think we are? >> Hold on, what in the world [laughter]. just happened? >> What do YOU THINK. >> WE MUST BE LIKE super high quality men. [laughter]. >> Obviously, I don't think you should go. to hot pilates anymore. >> KINSEY HAS NOT KINSEY HAS NOT learned. because. they said we couldn't run a half. marathon and so me and Payb went and ran. a half marathon. with absolutely no training. and did it. >> I never said that you couldn't run a. half marathon.
>> Yes, she did. She did. >> That was between all the guys. >> think that listen. >> I think anyone can I think literally. >> [laughter]. >> anyone can run a half marathon. >> no. Don't get me wrong. >> I actually think it might take a long. time. >> I think you guys will go in there and I. actually do think you will be able to. complete the workout and do everything. >> I Here's what I said. >> I'm not saying you can't do it. I just. think it'll be more of a challenge than. you guys think it'll be. >> I don't really care so I will probably. just quit cuz I don't care. But Cash on. the other hand will probably also quit. if he doesn't care but if he does care.
he's he's not going to stop. I mean he's. going to sit there and laugh at you. while he does pilates and asks you, is. this supposed to be hard? >> I'm the pilates master. >> I tried to go to pilates and I was. scared of what if we bring him in there. and they're like actually being good. >> Yeah, what if we're in there and we're. just like is this supposed to be hard? >> There's no speaking. Cuz it's really hard. >> Yeah, imagine we just did it and we were. like all right, let's go again. No, we. can't do that. We have to act like it's. hard. Have to act. So if we go just know. that we're going to act like it's hard. We might even quit just to make y'all. feel good. >> whatever. >> Yeah.
>> Harper, you're going to come with us, right? >> I will. Yes, if I wake up. Um. >> That's the hardest thing to get you out. of bed. >> That is the hardest part. This morning. Kinsey every single every single time. that y'all go, she's like. Alexa. set an alarm for 6:30. I'm like. >> Well, your problem is you're waking up. 30 minutes before. >> I have to go Alexa set an alarm for. 6:35. Alexa set an alarm for 6:40. Alexa. set an alarm for 6:45. >> have to do that.
And you. >> Last night she goes, do not do that. I. just need one alarm. Just one. I do not. need four alarms. >> And then what happened? >> The Alexa did not go off. >> were actually [laughter] leaving you. Abigail and I said we said we're leaving. at 7:00 and then at 7:01 I walked up. here. I said, "Kenzie." You didn't. answer and then Abigail said, "We'll. give her We'll give her till 7:02.". Because we had to pick my sister up, too, and we still had to get there in. time for class. So, we were like. >> Did y'all leave without her? >> We were about to and right as we got in. the car she was like, "I'm coming down.
in 2 minutes.". >> I was I was getting dressed and I said, "Mav, look at my phone to see if they. like called or texted." And there wasn't. anything. So, I was like, "Okay.". >> Oh, well, I feel I didn't I never know. if I should. >> This whole summer I've woken up at like. 1:00. >> Oh, she wants you to call her. She's. going to be upset if you leave her. >> Really? >> But then But see, here's the thing is if. it's 7:00 and we're supposed to leave at. 7:00 and then I call you at 7:00 and I'm. like, "Hey, are you coming?" and you're. asleep. Now I got to wait for you to get. ready. >> No, if I'm asleep then I should be like, "I'm asleep.". >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, no, she definitely needs multiple. alarms. And then that just wakes me up.
to the point where I unfortunately at. like 6:30 in the morning. >> wake up. If I'm awake you should wake. up. >> because I'm already awake and I have to. go play video games for like 2 hours. >> Have you been doing that? >> Yeah. >> play Rocket League? >> I sometimes. >> Rocket League? >> Yeah. >> You play it? >> you. >> Uh okay. >> play though. I only play I've only. played a couple times. >> but we love Rocket League. >> Yeah. >> Wait, are you. >> Why have you been playing Rocket League? >> I. >> Does. Does definitely a boy that plays Rocket. League though. >> No, no. >> What boy plays Rocket League that got.
you to play Rocket League? >> Yo, I got it to describe me. >> No, no, no, no. >> Yeah, I got I just finished mine, too, for Kate and it just made it Harper but. with brown hair this time. >> see. >> [laughter]. >> Literally the exact same picture. >> describing like facial features or. anything. >> Really? >> Well, the first time I had to describe. it. >> what you actually said about it. >> pretty like much like me. >> That is Harper. >> Well, no, Harper didn't Harper take a. picture of herself. >> No, I didn't. >> Yes, she did. Show me your chat. Show me. your chat. Show me your chat. >> I I didn't. >> I I said uh well, actually once I I it.
it said uh after I described it for. Kate, it said, uh "Can't make prompt. It. violates our guidelines and for. harassment. >> What how did you describe her? >> for harassment and bullying. What did. you say it? What did What did you say about her? All. I said was. Here, you can read it. I said a lot. >> A 5'10". I'm 5' not 10". >> Okay. Five She claims she's 5'9". I. don't know. >> Maybe 5'8". I miss being short. Make a. girl 5'10", white girl with brown hair.
and light blonde highlights just a. little bit. And add blue eyes, long. eyelashes, make her pretty, and make her. have a white tank top and pink skirt. >> You should start saying you're like. 5'7", 5'6" to make then when guys say. they're like 6 ft, you should be like, "I just don't think so.". >> [laughter]. >> Matt does look a lot like Raisa. I just. looked at her and I thought it was. Raisa. >> Okay, you know what? >> Really? >> Mhm. >> If a girl I know doesn't play video. games and now suddenly is playing Rocket. League, >> [laughter]. >> does that mean. she is possibly. playing with a guy?
>> That is literally how I use chat though. >> Yeah, [laughter] we do that all the. time. I'm like. >> I just texted that in the group chat. THAT WAS IN THE CHAT. >> THAT'S CRAZY. >> [laughter]. >> He did. What an odd text. >> would have sent that in the wrong chat, dude, everyone would have just been like. >> Are we talking about Kinsey? >> What's wrong with you, man? >> [laughter]. >> They're like, "Is Kinsey PLAYING ROCKET. LEAGUE?". NO, IT'S JUST IT'S HARPER. SHE'S YEAH. >> It says "Rocket League is a game that a.
lot of guys play and it's common for. people to start playing a game because. someone they know is talking or about it. or playing it.". >> we asking that? >> Why would you ask chat that? >> Just for the [laughter] edit. >> I know. I ask chat things like it's. literally the 100% know-all that knows. everything. >> all my problems. I'm like "Am I right?". And it's just like, "You are correct.". I'm like, "Thank you.". >> Yeah, it really hypes me up. >> it's like it's like I saw this POV on. TikTok where it's like POV if you. murdered somebody. Also, ChatGPT is. low-key like an op. Like it will call. the cops on you. >> What? >> What? What did you do to chat? >> So, one time I acted like I was like I.
acted like I murdered somebody. >> Well, yeah, he's going to call the cops. >> I I was like I stabbed somebody 10. times, and they were like, "It's okay. Calm down. Take a few deep breaths. I do. have to call the cops on you, though.". So, then it was like 3 2 1, and like. sent my phone over to the cops, so I. hung up really fast. >> What? >> Yeah. >> One time I was asking something, too, about I was watching it. >> I was watching the. Michael Michael Jackson documentary, and. then I was like, "If this happened, blah. blah blah blah, does that make this. person guilty?" And it was like, "Did.
you do this?" And I was like, [laughter]. "No, no, not me.". >> Yeah. >> I was trying to for the the it it will. probably actually be out by the time. this comes out or coming out. We pranked. Harper with an exploding glitter. dumpling. >> Okay, and we're back because we actually. described something that would have been. banned off YouTube. >> Yeah. >> Um all you guys know is we almost blew. our hand off. [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, we we. we made something go boom. >> What time do y'all usually go to bed by. cuz I keep yawning, and people probably. think I'm crying? >> Go to bed? Dude, I'm in bed all night.
sleeping at least. >> that a question like you normally go to. bed by 1:00? >> You said that like that was a good. thing. >> Like, 2:00 a.m.? >> It is 2:00 a.m. >> like, "Man, I'll be honest. I'll get in. bed by 2:00 a.m. at least.". >> at 2:00. >> Yeah, cuz you know why? Let me tell you. something. Why is it considered lazy if. you don't wake up in the morning? >> Yeah. >> But but but let me tell you something. It should be considered lazy the earlier. you go to bed. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That means you're calling it. quits. You're giving up. You're like, "I. got to go to sleep.". >> I go to bed at like 4:00 a.m. each. night. >> Yeah, and you you stayed up all night.
You were the opposite of lazy. >> I want you to think about this. >> I did that. >> operates on a 24-hour timeline, okay? So, I. I literally work for 2 days, and you only work for 1. >> Yeah, if you can wake up. >> after midnight. >> Exactly. >> Which is a whole 'nother day, which. means I'm working 2 days. >> it work when you're playing a game. And. I go to the at the same time as you, and. I still wake up earlier than you. >> First off, grinding ranked is work, okay? It's not easy. And. >> What did you just say? >> Grinding ranked. It's a video game.
thing. >> Oh, okay. >> Okay, and. >> You wouldn't understand. >> Yeah, you didn't play Rocket League. >> No, I don't. I don't, no. >> Oh. >> I don't play video games. >> Okay, it's definitely a boy then. >> Oh, yeah. >> No. >> Well, I think you should go to bed. earlier. >> I probably should, but my problem is is. chess. >> Here, wait, wait, hold on. Everybody. actually say the time they go to bed. >> Realistically, realistically, on. average, the time. >> On average, this summer. This. >> Last this last week, it's probably. >> I just have. >> 2:00 a.m. >> 2:00 a.m.
>> 3:00 a.m. >> Uh. 12:30. >> 11:45. >> I have two answers. >> 9:00. >> [laughter and gasps]. >> I close my eyes at 11:00, but then I. stay awake till 2:00 a.m. until math. finally goes through. >> That is not true. >> That is true. >> That is not true. >> That's what Kate does. >> Last night, last night I went to sleep. cuz I took three things of melatonin. >> I can't sleep without. Typically, I don't. >> Kate went to bed way ahead of me last. night, and then I finally come to bed, and I like sneak in bed, and I lay. there. And then all of a sudden she just. wakes up. She knows the second I lay.
down, she wakes up, and she comes over. AND SHE'S LIKE. >> [screaming]. >> AND SHE COMES LAYING ON ME, AND SHE'S. LIKE, "YOU DIDN'T YOU DIDN'T HUG ME. YOU. DIDN'T HUG [laughter] ME." That's what. she says at 2:00 a.m. when I wake up. She's like, "You didn't hug me.". >> Kinsey will be literally like I won't. even be on my phone. I'll just be laying. there asleep, like trying to go to. sleep, and she'll. in her sleep, just be like, "Get off. your phone.". >> [laughter]. >> I'M LIKE, "I'M NOT EVEN ON MY PHONE. I'M. NOT DOING ANYTHING.". >> WELL, KINSEY mouth told me that.
um. Math told me something. >> It's probably a lie. >> Oh, she Yeah, the other night we're. laying in bed. I'm sitting there. It's. like 2:00 a.m. I'm on chess. I'm on my. [laughter] phone. And I'm playing, and she and I'm sitting. up in bed, like fully sitting up, and. she's laying there, and she rolls over. and looks at me, and not looks at me. Her eyes are closed, but she rolls over. like looking in my direction. She goes, "I don't know where the mystery pot is.". >> [laughter]. >> No. >> She was in A YOUTUBE VIDEO.
>> I SAID. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME. I I SO. CALMLY I JUST LOOK AT HER AND GO, "The mystery what?" [laughter]. >> And she goes, "The mystery pot. I I don't know. I I. don't. >> [laughter]. >> know.". >> And she rolls over and goes back to. sleep. And I was like, "Mystery pot.". >> Don't forget mystery pot cuz I'm going. to forget this tomorrow. >> [laughter]. >> That's so funny. >> Why? Do you know why you said that? >> She was in a YouTube video. >> trying to get a labubu, I think. I DON'T. KNOW. >> NO, I THINK it's because of my fantasy. books I've been reading. They all have. like magic and stuff in them and.
>> [laughter]. >> Mystery pots. >> I was I was not talking about mystery. pots. I was talking about how you uh. like we're like trying to get him to not. be on his phone, so you told him not to. be on his phone. And my mom was like, "Kinsey took my phone." And so I made. her pay. Instead of just going to bed. like she wanted me to, I talked to her. for hours. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that didn't go over well either. I. gave him back his phone. >> [laughter]. >> I just like remember now that we're. talking about dreams and stuff and. mystery pots. Um I just I remember last. night that I had a dream and I woke up. at like. I woke up at like 7:00 a.m. this morning. from the dream and I was freaking out.
And um basically. >> worst dreams. You wake up and you're. like, "I'm done. Can't get back to. sleep.". >> scary. Like I've never I haven't had a. nightmare in so long, but I ate cheese. last night, so that's probably why. >> Cheese does that to you? >> Yeah. No, yeah. Y'all should try it. It. gives you lucid dreams. >> I had a dream last night about you. actually, Harper. >> What? >> It was me and you and we're at the lake. >> It was just the leprechaun. Harper was. trying to find the mystery pot. She was. like, [laughter] "Where is it?". >> THE POT OF GOLD. HARPER, >> WHO IS THE WHAT WAS IT ABOUT? >> There wasn't really much to it. We're. just at the lake and we're sitting down. on a picnic and we're just sitting there.
and we're like, "Yeah, I love Jesus.". And you're like, "Yeah, I love Jesus.". And we were like, "Wow, this is good.". And that was that was the whole dream. >> That's so cute. >> That's the only thing I remember about. last night. >> Yeah, the only thing I remember about my. dream was I remember me and Brooke were. in my car and. >> What? Okay. >> candy? Uh anyways. >> No, actually that's a scam. >> Me me and Brooke me and Brooke. >> What are those? >> PiƱatas. >> But what was it's shape before you. crushed it? >> Uh a gaming controller console. >> But I'll tell you what happened. >> Yeah, I'd love to hear your dream. without you getting interrupted.
>> So me and Brooke were in the car. >> [snorts]. >> and usually me and Brooke are pretty. nice to each other. >> Usually? >> Yeah, sometimes we're a little feisty. And [snorts]. um. >> What what do you do that's feisty to. Brooke? >> Just like stop, Brooke. Just stop. Like that. Um. >> You ever hiss at her like that? >> No, I've never tried that, but maybe I. should. >> you should. That's my favorite thing to. do in an argument. Anytime someone's. yelling at me I'm just like. >> He does. He always does that. >> Why do you hiss with your mouth open? >> I don't know. Anytime Case starts going. off on me I'm just like. >> Yeah, but like. when they're when they're like.
But you're like this, Case. You're like. You're like [snorts]. >> [screaming]. >> And so like You're like. I would get so [laughter] mad. Cuz it feels like you're showing me that. I'm mad. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I would be so mad. Watching this. >> I like start start yelling at me for a. second. >> Like stop. Like yeah, I'd be like I'd be. like you're ugly. Um. >> It's really works on [laughter] your. mom. I did it on my mom. I mean y'all. should try that. Anyways, sorry. What. were you saying? You and Brooke were. going at each other? Mom try it on your. kids. >> So basically. um. So basically we were in the car, me and. Brooke, and we were driving and I.
remember I like start like feeling weird. and I think I think something's like. start like tingling on my body. So I. totally go numb and I fall into the. dashboard. >> While I'm driving. >> a dream? >> Uh this is a dream. >> Oh. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, I thought this was real. She's. like I'm inside the glove compartment. >> [laughter]. >> And so my legs are going numb and my. hands are going numb and I fall to the. bottom of my um thing and uh Natalie. runs out glitter in my car so there's.
glitter. >> What is she pixie fairy? >> Yeah, it's so she got it she got it all. in my eyes. So So in the bottom of the. uh the the the thing and I get glitter. all in my eyes. I'm freaking out. I get up like slowly. because I'm all limp because all my. bones and every it feels like jelly. basically. >> a ferret. >> Yeah, yeah, literally. And Brooke is. like, "Harper, just get up. You're fine. You're fine." So Brooke gets out of the. car and I remember I'm like, "I need my. mom. I need my mom." So I call my mom. AND SHE'S LIKE, "HARPER!" And I and I. look up and.
>> [laughter]. >> Cuz you know how she does that? So I look up at my car cuz my car is. like a soft top, not soft top, but it's. hard but has like a thing. And my mom. comes through like the car AND IS LIKE, "HARPER!" BUT SHE'S ON MY PHONE. I'M. LIKE, "WHAT THE HECK?" And then I look. to the side and my mom is banging on the. glass door and I'm like, "OH MY GOSH!". NO, LIKE IT'S so scary cuz she was just. in the top of my car and I'm like, "Mom, what?" And then I look to the side and I. see her banging on my door and then. Brooke starts biting through my glass. and chips all of her [laughter] teeth. and starts bleeding. And then I look up. >> wait, that's like that it scares me.
It's like what you're talking about. >> first Tik Tok we ever filmed with you? >> Yes, that that's exactly [laughter] what. Yes, yes, cuz I was literally throwing. up thing. And then um. >> Wait, what are you talking about? >> WAIT, WE FILMED THIS AS A TIK TOK PRETTY. MUCH. >> [laughter]. >> Where you're banging on the glass? >> Yo, I invited this girl over. I had a. locker in the closet to tame her. Okay, is he there? Let me out now. Get away. Get away. >> [laughter]. >> TAMER, COME BACK HERE. >> YEAH, AND THEN I GO. AND THEN I GO TO THE TOP AND I'M LIKE, "WHERE IS SHE GOING?" I'M IN THE TOP.
It's exactly like that. And then. and then yeah, that's basically what. happened. And then I woke up and I'm. like sweaty. I'm freaking out. My. heart's pounding and I feel my heart and. I'm like. Oh my oh my gosh. Um and then. >> [laughter]. >> And then I go back to bed. So yeah. >> Did you get shorter nails because of. what those guys said? >> No. >> What guys? >> Wait, what guys? >> Remember. >> Well, actually I'm playing piano now so. I had to get shorter nails anyways. But. I like low-key I can't believe you. noticed that because I it was like. low-key kind of like.
>> Well, they're just like, "You get a long. nails. >> Oh, that was so mean. >> Cuz I like my ghetto long nails. >> I'm sorry I said that. >> [laughter]. >> But this one fell off yesterday and I. hate the shape of my nails are like. oval. >> I like it. I think it's cute. >> Oh no, like my natural nails. >> Is there a nail shape that if like a. girl has a guy should be like run? >> Duck nails. Like where they like go out. like this. >> Who Who gets duck nails? >> I don't know. Yeah, they're like nails. >> It's like square tip like this but the. top is wider. >> Oh, so it's wider at the edge and it.
gets Yeah. What? >> That's like That would like really be. weird. >> any like colors that's like, oh yeah, if. they do this. >> These are These are duck nails. >> Oh. >> [laughter]. >> I think you should run anyway. >> want y'all to know if you have those. >> Take them off. >> of them. >> [laughter]. >> Actually, they're more popular than you. think though. >> for some people. >> Like Northwest. Like I feel like if you. have that style, like Northwest has that. style and. >> style. >> Yeah, but I don't. >> Like it wouldn't make sense if like I. went and got them just cuz it's like.
>> it's not my style. >> If Northwest comes on and she has duck. nails, I'll be like, "Those are so. pretty.". >> Yeah, I know. We're going to glaze her. on the pod. [laughter]. "Those are so cute. Where did you get. them from?" Yeah, I know. Like some like. girls I get like cheetah print and like. purple on it. >> like there's any red flag nails to be. honest. >> What nails did y'all get when you were. like your first set of nails? >> I remember. I got Kin- Kinsey shape and. they were like super short and pink. >> Yes. I got that, super short, but like. atomic blue. Like. >> Atomic blue? >> Like I thought I was getting like mint. blue, but it was atomic blue.
>> What is atomic blue? >> Like, you know, like bright blue. It was No, yeah, kind of like that, but. like more more like color. Like darker. or something. Or like I don't know, more. vibrant. >> Like royal blue. >> I remember I got royal blue nails and it. was so bad. I've gotten a lot of crazy. nails over the years. I've gotten like. Like I used to do when I was in high. school, I loved doing this. It worked. out when I was in high school cuz I was. 15. But it would like I'd do like one. hand with like light pink and one hand. with hot pink. >> Oh. >> And then it would like mix it would be. all pink. >> Wait, how many nail sets do you all. think you've gotten in your whole entire.
life? >> I probably have the least amount. I. didn't start getting my nails done until. I was 18. >> Really? >> And then I I stopped I got them done for. prom when I was 18 and then I didn't. start getting my nails done again until. I was 22 cuz I played softball and I. couldn't have. nails in softball. >> I remember my mom wouldn't let me get it. and then my cousin got like gel nails. and I was like mom let me get them. She's like those just like so trashy and. I was like no they don't. So then. finally I like got scrapped up some. money and I got I went to Onyx and I got. my nails done. >> [snorts]. >> And they were like way too long and my.
mom was freaking out but I've always. like loved long nails. >> How many do you think you have had? >> I think I So I started getting them in. fifth grade and I think every single. year I get at least 10 sets. >> Mhm. >> Which averages. >> getting like fake nails? >> Yeah, like gel or what's it called? >> Acrylic? >> them done. >> Yeah, getting them next gen. >> Yeah. >> What's it called? Next gen? >> Powder. Yeah, yeah. >> Um and then so if each nail set is. around $50 and some are like a hundred, I'm going to average it to $70 each. I'd.
say. I've gotten 70 nail sets in my entire. life. >> Really? That makes sense. >> If you get them done once a month. >> She said she gets them done 12. >> 12 a year. >> She said I on average probably 10 times. a year. >> 70. >> That's 14. >> Harper's probably gotten more than me. >> $4,900 on nails. >> I started doing my own nails too for a. second there like. >> Me too. Yeah, yeah. I used to do my own. nails but. >> $4,900? What about you Kay? How much do. you think you spent? >> [laughter]. >> Uh for counting when I started I was.
starting to get my nails done when I was. in sixth grade at 11 with like the dip. powder and stuff and I got them. not very often because I play softball. too. So probably I probably got like. I would say I probably got like 15 sets. up until I quit quit softball. cuz I like really didn't get them done. that much. 15 maybe like 17 or 18. But. since I got married I've got them done a. lot so probably like yeah, like 10 times. a year I get them done. Since we got married? >> So when you've been getting them done. since you were how old? >> 9, 10?
>> 11. >> You get your nails done more than 10. times a year. >> That's like every 2 weeks. >> like every day you're going. >> [laughter]. >> No. >> You probably get your nails done more. than 10 times a year. >> I'd say like. >> That's not even once a month. >> I would say you probably get them done. 13 times a year. >> I do not get them done 13. >> You get them done more than every month. >> Uh I probably get them done once a. month. I actually no, I do once a month. cuz I get my nails and I I leave them on. for 4 weeks. I'm always like I have to. wait 4 weeks. >> Mhm. >> How long have those been on for? 4. weeks? >> 3 weeks. >> Did you hear Maverick uh is a terrible. driver and blew out both of his tires?
>> Both. Gone. >> Tried to kill me. >> His fault, too. >> Does that eventually make you the worst. driver? >> Tell her what you did. >> I I I hit a curb. >> Oh, it's so embarrassing. Every time he. says it. >> In a Tesla and a curb, that that's like. really bad. >> That is the girliest thing you could. possibly do. >> Oops. Oh. >> Dude, boom. [laughter] Oh wait, there's. another one, too. Boom. >> Wait, I'm Sorry, y'all blow blew out. both of the tires. >> Yeah, so I was coming out of a. roundabout and then there's like a the. little sidewalk thing for the sidewalk, whatever. >> Yeah, you know, like the curb by the.
sidewalk that is everywhere. >> Well, so I missed the curb on this side. of the gap where like the sidewalk goes. down. So then as I'm driving, I hit. directly on like the corner. >> Mhm. >> Like the sharp corner of. >> And Maverick still doesn't think he's. the uh worst driver. Um he. >> No, because I didn't total a truck. >> I didn't total a truck. I was eating. Chinese. >> food. >> I didn't total a truck cuz I was eating. Chinese food. I I ate. >> The truck was totaled when we bought it. >> Yeah, the truck was already totaled. >> What are you talking about? >> It was. >> THE TRUCK HAD A CLEAN TITLE. >> NO, NO, IT DIDN'T HAVE A CLEAN TITLE. THEY looked at it and they said, "Yeah,
normally this wouldn't total your car, but whoever you bought it from uh fixed. the car themselves. They must have. wrecked it.". >> You were DRIVING IT. >> I GOT SCAMMED. >> [screaming]. >> SCAMMED. >> BAD CAR. >> NO, I got scammed. >> When you got sold the car, when you buy. a car, a clean title means it's never. been in any sort of wreck. >> And I bought it from a guy off Facebook. and he said it had a clean title, but it. got in a wreck and he fixed it himself. and they were like. >> it did have a clean title cuz it didn't. go. >> Yeah, and they were like they were like. yeah, the the frame is completely bent. and totaled. It's it's not usable and. they were like so even though it's just.
a fender bender, we got to total it out. Fender bender? >> it's like disgusting. >> You totaled the truck was smashed. Matt's mad because he's gotten in a lot. of wrecks. >> Wait, did you smash the minivan? Your. red car, you smashed it? >> My red car? >> No, no, no, my old white one. >> Your old white truck? >> Yeah, then you also totaled the minivan. and then you also fell asleep and ran. the tr- the Challenger [laughter] into. the side of the wall. He's upset right. now. >> K, have you ever been in an accident? >> though. >> I've not been. >> Yeah, that's really bad. >> No, okay, listen, I'll take. >> your wives are better drivers than you.
>> the two I fell asleep on. >> drivers than all of y'all. What? >> But I was tired. >> I am, right? >> Falling asleep, I mean yeah, you every-. that happens. >> I don't fall asleep while driving and I. definitely don't uh total trucks, so. >> asleep while eating Chinese food. >> Yeah, I don't eat while I drive cuz I. don't. >> do You do drive at people on the. sidewalk. >> Well, >> Yeah, but. >> [laughter]. >> Well, I yeah, okay, UM. >> FEW CARS. WHY? I WHY DID your mom end up. not pressing charges against Natalie? Did she ever say? >> I don't know and I I don't even care.
I'm just like I wish that Natalie would. have gone to jail, but my mom like. doesn't I don't know. Should we ask her? >> Yeah, call her. [laughter]. >> Should we ask her? Call Madre. >> I feel like your mom's not going to want. to talk about this on the podcast. >> Cash? >> I said what? >> because her mom talked about pressing. charges on her, but then she never did. But I thought she low-key was going to. for a second, but then she never did. >> I thought she was, too, cuz we were like. really annoyed. >> Hey, Harper. >> Um we're on the podcast right now and I. have a question. Why did we not press charges against.
Natalie? Like I'm so confused cuz I told. you like 10 times I was like I want to. press charges and you're like no, no, no. So why? What was the reason? >> I mean, Harper. Like. >> I mean, Mom, she stole my car. >> I know, but I just I can't tell when. things are pranks and not pranks in this. social media world, so. I just I mean. I don't know. I would have to have more facts. >> I mean, she stole. stole my car though. Like that's like a.
Like that car's a lot of money, Mom. And like. she could have gone to jail for a long. time. And that's what I wanted because you. know how she is. >> Well, mine, too. She's rude. She's a. bully to Brooke Monk. >> Um [snorts]. okay. I don't know, hon. I don't want to. get involved. >> Well, you're not involved. I'm just I'm. just wondering why you didn't end up. pressing charges cuz it's like it was it. was a pretty big crime that she. committed. >> I just want to end the drama. >> Mom. >> want you to be in the drama.
>> my car. >> [laughter]. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WELL, thanks for. explaining. I don't know. >> Yeah, I just I just. I just couldn't tell like if she really. did or if you you know, I wasn't sure. >> is we got it back, so. >> That that is the good thing and. hopefully she will never do it again. >> Okay. Well, um. >> I just wanted to the allergist with your. sister. I love you. >> Um yeah. Oh, good luck with that. That's. not going to be fun.
>> Aller Yeah, okay. Yeah, um peace. I. don't know. All right, bye. >> Do you know what they do at the. They poke you. They use these pins right. now. >> Wait. Your mom didn't press charges cuz she. wanted the drama to go away. >> Yeah, she doesn't care. >> I mean, that's respect, honestly. >> [laughter]. >> No, like my mom is a huge person like. ever since I was in middle school, I've. just created drama. And it's like. >> [laughter]. >> No, and it's like. >> So, you're the problem. >> No, I'm not the problem this time, but. >> [laughter]. >> But my mom is done with it. Like I had a.
have a restraining order against another. classmate one time. I I swear on my. life. That Yes, that happened. And. [laughter]. all through all through all middle. school, >> that happened. >> school or when you say middle school, do. you mean like. >> It was in seventh grade. It was in. seventh grade. >> grade, before even social media, you had. a restraining order on somebody? >> Yes, against this uh girl, yeah. She. >> What did the girl do? >> Well, >> even drive. >> No, we just had beef, I guess. >> you got a restraining Yeah, makes sense. >> So, but like we were like we were like. fighting really bad. Like it it was it. was. >> About what? You're in middle school. >> And I just.
>> What? Was she in a different gang than. you or. >> My sister was like that, too. She was. just like beating kids up left and. right. But yeah, no, my mom is tired of. all the drama that I've created over the. years. >> Yeah, because when I talked to her, she. was just like listen, she's like I'm I. don't want to ruin Natalie's life over. it. And you guys everyone always does. pranks on social media. She's like, I. know it was too far. >> It was far. >> Yeah, which I get. But she was just like. she pretty much was just like she gave. it back, so I don't care. And I'm done. >> What? That's like my money like that's. what I've bought my whole.
>> theirs. >> Yeah, but I know what she's saying in a. way. It's like. >> It's still like I still like. >> But you got to think about it You got to. think about it as your mom. You got to. think about it as your mom and you have. a teenager. >> It's kind of like I know, but it's also. like. I just can't believe it like she. wouldn't press charges cuz so many. things have happened to us. Like where. we could have pressed charges, but. nobody did. >> I I really want to hear I mean, okay. Wait. I think if your mom. wanted to press charges or thought that. it was necessary to press charges, she. would. I think she's just kind of like. >> you guys are not I know you're not.
friends. She did this cuz she's a. creator trying to get views and stuff. and hopefully it doesn't happen again. But I think she's thinking like there. wasn't ill intent behind it. So, it'd be. kind of like if. if uh if Cater Kenzie like slapped you, right? Like technically, you could press. charges. >> Well, don't do that. >> [laughter]. >> But your mom would probably be like. y'all just got in a fight. Like. obviously they shouldn't have hit you. We're not going to send you to jail. >> I know them, but I don't know Natalie. >> I know, but I'm saying. >> No, I don't know Natalie. So, it's like. >> pervert came up and slapped me, I'm. pressing charges.
>> Yes, yes, obviously. she's healed now, so we don't need to press charges. It's. like what? No, like that's not. >> Well, no, but you're In your mom's eyes, you guys knew it You knew each other. before, that's what I'm saying. You guys. talked about collabing and all that. beforehand, so it was like. >> It doesn't even matter. I don't care. I'm glad that it's. >> Anyways, um okay, then what about the. restrict I I want to hear more about the. restraining order when you were like. five or whatever. >> [laughter]. >> I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT ON HERE cuz it's. >> Was it a a restraining order against you. or you had on someone else? >> Against me. >> No. >> No. >> Yes.
Call Madre. >> You have a restraining order against. you? I that. I don't believe that. There's no way at 12 years old. >> How have we never heard this? >> That's what I'm saying. I don't believe. that. There's no way. >> Just wait. Hey. >> Hello. >> Um I'm not saying names or anything, but. didn't I have a restraining order. against a girl in seventh grade? >> No, it was. It was just through the school. >> Yeah, a school restraining order.
>> Yeah, it was like a school don't contact. each other, so don't. >> Was it against Harper? >> email. It was both of them had to sign it. >> Wait, what happened to lead up to that? >> Just drama. I can't talk about it on. here, but I'll tell you later. >> talk about it. >> Okay. >> Bye. >> Bye. >> Hey, no, wait, you had to sign it? >> Yes, I was in the principal's office and. then they're like, "Just sign here and. here and here and don't talk to her. Thank you.". >> You had so much drama that you had to. actually get a restraining order. >> a restraining.
>> That's so common in middle school. >> to this. Listen to this. If you're If. you're a 12-year-old girl and you want. to go sit down at lunch with all your. friends and this girl says and this girl. whispers to all of her friends to talk. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, LISTEN. I'M only. saying one thing. I like imagine like. little Harper, like the Annie that y'all. met when y'all were really young. >> you're not violating your restraining. order right now, are you? >> No, cuz it's all [laughter] it's over. now. But imagine. you see Harper walk down the stairs to. go eat lunch. This girl whispers to all. of her friends, "Stand up when Harper. sits down." I sit down. No, listen,
listen. I sit down. Everybody stands up. and I'm eating alone at lunch and I'm. like crying. So then I So then I go to. the bathroom and eat lunch in there. It's like a movie. >> You did not eat the lunch in the. bathroom. >> Well, I went to the bathroom and cried, but I didn't eat lunch in there. But. it's like so annoying. Like I don't. know. Like imagine like you're like. going and sitting down with all your. friends and then they all stand up and. leave you. >> this tall and. >> Wait. This is a good You know what? We. have a lot of like middle schoolers that. watch us. Don't ever do that stuff to. anybody. >> Weren't you Weren't you the bully in. middle school? >> No.
>> Yeah. >> [gasps]. >> Sometimes. >> [laughter]. >> Early middle school. Don't ever do that. to anybody. And if you do that to. people, don't watch our podcast. You're. not welcome here. That's bullying and I. don't want that here. >> It's so rude. It's so mean. >> that. Actually, you know what? I feel so. bad. I remember the one time I did like. bully this kid and he found out and he. was. >> I remember the one time I did like bully. this kid and he found out and he was. like, "Why would you say that?" And I. was like the guilt ate me alive. I. didn't bully after that. >> ever apologize? >> I did. At the second he said something, I was like, "I'm sorry. That was really. mean. I shouldn't have said that.". >> What did you do? >> I said something mean about him. >> What did you say?
>> say? >> I said he looked like he wanted to kill. somebody. >> Well, that's not like crazy rude. He was. just like a little bit. >> No, but it was like behind his back. No, Noah looks like that ALL THE TIME. >> [laughter]. >> IT WAS like It was like right in front. of him. Like he was just sitting at the. desk minding his own and I write on my. piece of paper and I slide it to the kid. sitting next to me and the kid like next. to me like looks at it and he's like and. then the kid across the table is like. staring at me, the one I wrote it about. >> He saw [laughter]. >> He saw I wrote it on. >> He slid it across the table in front of. him? >> Yeah, I did. And it was It was right in. front of him and he looks at me and he's.
like, "Why would you say that about me?". And I was like. >> Did he read it? How did he know what it. said? >> Cuz I slid it across the table right in. front of him. >> RIGHT RIGHT SIDE UP? YOU DIDN'T LIKE. FLIP it down or anything? [laughter]. >> No, I I didn't do none of that. >> No, like it's actually like so sad. >> really mean. I feel so bad. That kid did. not deserve that. >> gosh, she did it because she was a. bully. She's like, "I want him to see. this." Wait, does the girl at your. school still go to your school? >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> So you guys. >> We're friends now. >> Could she come on the podcast and talk. about the restraining order? Okay, no. >> Well, [laughter] listen to this. Like, it's like actually sad because like. when like new girls would come sit at.
their lunch table, they would all like. scoot down and make sure she was on the. end. Like, it was a whole thing with the. lunch tables for some reason. >> think she should come on and you guys. should have worked it out. >> And all the guys all the guys would sit. with us, too. And I would always be the odd one out. because I was like the weird one. But. then, listen to this. Once I started. posting on TikTok, they were all like, "Wait, Harper, come sit with us at. lunch.". >> Odd. >> Dang, switch up. >> Yeah. No, the lunch room the middle. school lunch room is so evil. That was. like. >> You know what's funny cuz my only memory.
my only memory, obviously I didn't go to. public school that long, but my only. memory of the lunch room. was I got 50 cents every day from my mom. and I got to decide if I wanted a cookie. or SunnyD. That's the only memory I. have. >> Well, also like I don't. >> SunnyD's are straight cancer, by the. way. >> chose the cookie. >> He always ate the SunnyD, though. >> I did like that. >> People don't start to get mean until. like fifth grade. >> also feel like in in elementary school. like we had like a assigned seating in. our lunch room. Like, you sat with your. classmates, the kids you were you were. in class with. >> Wait, an assigned table or a specific.
seat? >> Assigned table. >> Assigned table. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. And then it was like you sat it. was the same eight kids at the table. every single day. >> Well, the thing is with this girl we had. like beef since kindergarten. Like, she. was always I was always following in her. footsteps. Like, she was like always the. coolest, the prettiest. And um. >> Wait, you remember it from kindergarten? >> Yes, literally from kindergarten. I. remember. I was like. >> than you on the playground? >> Yeah, definitely cuz she played all the. sports with all the boys and I was like, "Wow, that's so cool.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. No, I don't care anymore. So, then. I became friends with the weird kids and. now the weird kids are my best friends.
>> Yeah. Calling Brooke a weird kid. >> I'm going to tell all your friends you. said that. >> No, like me and Addie we became best. friends. >> Dang. Shout out Addie, huh? >> and Addie were both like the weird kids. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> That's so. >> What were you going to say, Kate, about. your lunch [laughter] experience? >> Oh, I think I've told it before. We're. like I went to sit I sat at the same. table every single day. And then like randomly like somebody. came and somebody new sat at our table. So like my best friend didn't make it to. lunch in time and didn't get to sit.
there for one day. And I like sent her a. text after I was like, "I'm so sorry. This person sat there. Like I did not. mean for that." And then I'm not even. joking, she never spoke a word of to me. after that. We were best friends for. years. And she went and sat at a. different table that day and I never. talked to her ever again. >> What? >> It was like cuz she was so mad at me. I. think she was low-key looking for a. reason to not be friends with me. anymore. Because it was like she just. went and sat with a different group of. people that day and then never talked to. me again. I kept sending her paragraphs. about how sorry I was and like like I. had done something wrong. And then I. like was like, "I'm just the worst. friend ever. I can't believe I let.
someone sit there. I didn't save her. spot.". >> It's like you have to earn a spot at the. table. >> up over it and then like a year later I. saw her in the locker room and I was. like, "Oh my gosh, we haven't talked in. so long." And she looked right at me. and looked to her friend sitting next to. her and she goes, "Can you hand me my necklace, please?". >> Ew. >> And like hands her her necklace. It was. like so out of a movie. It was so mean. And like she like didn't even It like. she looked at me but didn't say anything. to me. And then yeah. >> Dang. >> And then after that And then after that. I didn't like talk to her ever again. except for one time in high school. She. asked me if I kissed her friend's guy. she was talking to and I had to say no,
but I did. >> Do you Oh. >> [laughter]. >> Whoa. >> I think that's the first time I've. admitted that. Sorry. You about that one. >> you were like that. >> Yeah, what the heck? >> [laughter]. >> It was a whole thing. >> She told me that story the other day and. I was like, "You have never said that before. >> thought that you'd kiss other people. besides Cash. >> That's what I'm I'm really considering. things right now, Harper. >> No, like seriously. >> He was one of the three other people I'd. kissed. >> Three? >> Three other? Wait, am I in that three? >> No, YOU'RE YOU'RE THE FOURTH. >> DANG. >> I THOUGHT YOU'D ONLY EVER KISSED ONE.
DUDE BESIDES. >> OF THE STREETS. >> THAT'S WHAT I thought. >> you've only ever kissed one dude besides. >> Wait, did you ever HAVE A SERIOUS. BOYFRIEND? >> NEWS. >> YOU KNEW THAT. >> I I NOT KNOW THIS. WAIT, DID HE EVER. have a I DON'T THINK DID. >> LET'S HAVE A gentle reminder. What's. your kiss count? >> [laughter]. >> Wait, yeah, WHAT IS IT? >> WHY IS HE HONEST? >> HE WAS HONEST ABOUT HIS KISS COUNT. >> YEAH, AND WHY DO Y'ALL JUST SAYING YOU. CAN JUST THROW BACK MY DIRECTION? IT'S BALLS IN YOUR COURT RIGHT NOW, NOT. MINE. >> LISTEN, you can act shocked. Cash knew. Cash and I talked about it a lot. He's. he's gaslighting y'all. What is your.
kiss count? 30? >> It's somewhere around there, but that's. that's all happened within 1 year pretty. much, so. >> That makes it worse. >> THAT DOESN'T [laughter]. THAT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT. >> IF YOU WOULD HAVE KEPT GOING, HOW MANY. OF YOU WOULD YOU HAVE KISSED? YEAH. >> Uh. >> Kids my age, kiss counts are like 300. It's really bad and gross. >> How do you find 300 kids by the. time. >> How do you find 300 people that want to. kiss you? >> Some some people's goal is to get their. kiss count up. >> For what reason? >> So they can like flex it. I don't know. It's so weird.
>> That's dirty. >> It's dirty and it's gross. >> That's a flex. >> Wait, did you ever have a serious. boyfriend before Cash? >> No, I haven't. >> No, I haven't [laughter] had a serious. boyfriend. >> No, I had like I had like. >> I thought she was asking that to you as. well. >> She was pretty much right at me. >> She was like, "Have you ever had a. serious boyfriend before Cash?". >> [laughter]. >> I thought you were asking you were. looking at Cash when YOU. >> NO, I WAS LOOKING AT YOU. DOES IT LOOK. LIKE I'M LOOKING LIKE I'M LOOKING AT. YOU? >> [laughter]. >> Considering she was 15 when we started. dating. >> Wait, does it look like I'm looking at. you right now? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. You're not cross-eyed. Don't worry. >> [laughter].
>> That scared me cuz in the mornings I. have a lazy eye, so I was just going to. >> That's probably why you got the. restraining order. The girl thought you. were talking to her. >> I didn't know my gosh. Our I did not. know this, but babies a lot of the time. they like don't have depth perception. >> Yeah. So if you like get closer to them, [laughter] they go cross-eyed cuz. they're trying to look at your face. >> That's so cute. >> both Church and Eliana, you would hold. them up close and they'd just like. cross-eyed. >> [laughter]. >> They're trying to see you. Anyway, sorry. Continue.
>> Yeah. >> I need to put my third piercing back in. >> Well, it's time to end the podcast. >> Oh my gosh, what? >> She asked you a question. >> my question? Oh, my question? >> Do you think she was actually TALKING TO. ME? >> [laughter]. >> DO YOU HAVE SERIOUS BOYFRIENDS BEFORE. GUYS? I LIKE HAD LIKE an eighth grade. boyfriend. I dated him for a few months, but like it wasn't that serious. Like we. like hung out maybe twice outside of. school. >> consider any of your relationships to. have been serious? >> No. No. I really don't think I wasn't. >> You were just joking around. >> No, I was serious. I think that like I.
just wanted a boyfriend and I think that. the guy before that I was on and off. with for like four years, it's like. yeah, he was pretty serious. Like we. were like a serious. thing when we were together. >> like it's like as serious as it can be. for that age. Like I. I thought I loved my eighth grade. boyfriend. I was like I love him so. much, but I loved him like. >> then. >> as much as I could have loved somebody. in eighth grade. >> It's pretty capable. >> I was in love with this girl when I was. 13. 12-ish, 13 and I held her hand.
and I thought I commit I mean I thought. I commit like the biggest sin of all. time. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, no. I don't know. I I think that. like my last relationship, the one that. I dated for like two months. >> hand you were like we're not even. married. >> [laughter]. >> It's crazy. I mean my heart, dude. Dude. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. What were you saying your last. relationship? >> Yeah, have you ever like cuddled with a. guy? Have you ever cuddled with a guy? >> Uh [laughter]. yeah. >> And it's like hard you can hear his. heart and it's like. and you're like he's nervous. >> Ask him that question again and get his. real answer. >> Yeah, Cash has definitely cuddled WITH A. >> NO.
>> WAIT, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, CASH? >> MICHAEL? >> I NEVER CUDDLED with him. We slept together. There's a big. DIFFERENCE THERE, OKAY? [laughter]. NO, LIKE WE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED. TOGETHER. >> YEAH, you also kissed each other. >> Everybody sleeps in the same bed with. their friends. >> Michael? >> No, that's actually not true at all. >> Yeah? >> Every single time my brother AND HIS. FRIENDS. MY BROTHERS DID NOT share beds with. their friends the way y'all did. >> What? >> No, like if if our brothers I think. Copeland was the same way. >> Yeah. >> Like if they had anybody over their. friend was sleeping on the floor or on. the couch or somewhere else. >> Well, IT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH I LIKED MY.
FRIEND AND IF THEY WERE WEIRD OR NOT. SOME of them I was like there ain't room. for two and then some of them I was like. >> Same, same. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, NO. >> WELL, Y'ALL TELL me so I know you did. >> What? >> DIFFERENT. WE'RE GOING. >> IN AND YOU were sleeping in BED WITH. LIKE FOUR OF YOUR friends at one time. when y'all were like. >> That's so different. >> When we were all like 12. >> Like it would be it's so different if. I'm sitting on the couch and I'm just. like this on Kate. >> HOLD ON, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I DID. WITH MICHAEL? Is that WHAT YOU THINK I. DID? >> THAT'S WEIRD. >> NO, you don't If you're sleeping in bed. with another guy, you do not touch them.
>> Also, y'all, I don't know if we told. you, you know how we're going to VidCon next. week? >> Yeah. >> Next week? >> Me and Kenzie are going to have the room. and you guys can stay. You can join us. You want to join? >> Yeah, sure. >> I thought y'all just said y'all How do. you have room if there's only two beds? >> god. >> This is going to be the best trip ever. It's going to be great. >> [laughter]. >> I would kill. Me and Matt having our own. room? >> I mean, we'll bring our own We'll bring. Xbox. We'll have a great time. It's. going to be a party. It's going. >> Well, the reason we're doing that is. because Pape's going to go and we have.
two rooms and. >> Well, I don't want to share a bed with. Pape or Matt. Think about the. I'm sleeping with you again. I'm back. over here. >> Is Chase going? No. >> Me? Or Who are you talking about? Is. this Chase? >> [laughter]. >> She looked at me when she said that. >> YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING AT THE WRONG. PEOPLE. >> She was like sleep with Chase. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> She Yeah, you might be cross-eyed. actually now. All right guys, thanks so. much for watching. We need to We need to. go get Harper's eyes checked out. So. >> [laughter].
