Why I’m Having a Mental Breakdown!
I feel like I'm having a mental health. crisis. I'm mad at everyone in this. room. How did you get invited to the. Glow House? I got a invitation from the. owner of the Glow House, Giana. She's. like so sweet. And you're joining the. house. Yes. So, I said, "This is exactly. how all of us were reacting before the. episode. Everyone was mad at everyone.". And then we sit down and we were like, "Yeah, we our podcast. Oh my god. Not my tree. [Music]. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another.
episode of the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. How. are you doing? Welcome back to another. episode. Hey, no, seriously. Have you. been playing the guitar? Yes. Yeah. I. literally bought a premium pass and I. don't know how to the premium pass on. GTA. No, on GTA. Why is my microphone. falling? Oh, cuz we're low budget. Oh my. gosh. I think I might crash out. I think. we all might. We had a rough start. today. We're not talking about that. going on in our life. Look. Okay. Simply. Guitar, I have a free trial for 7 days, but that's passed. Simply Guitar, can.
you please turn off my Can you please. turn it off? Sorry, my phone's a little. dirty. What do you want me to turn off? You What are you guys talking about? We're talking about guitar things. You. wouldn't understand. But the thing is, I need your I need to. turn off my thing for simply guitar. because the thing is I uh paid $100 $200. a year for You paid that? Yes. Wait, you. pay $200 a year for what? Simply Guitar. What is Simply Guitar? They Y'all. wouldn't understand. I want to.
understand. It's just an app that. teaches you to play the guitar. And my. mom is That's the only definition I. needed. So, I need help. Uh, can you. please turn it off? Yeah, it's probably. here in your settings. Matt, I meant to. ask you myself. Yesterday, I was trying. to learn the piano, but it wouldn't turn. on. What piano? The one in our house. You're welcome. We have a piano in our. house. We had a little keyboard, but I. couldn't get it to where Oh, in the in. the studio in our secret room. You. trying to play the piano? I wanted to. learn last night. I was hoping. You want. to be like me? No, no, not like you. I.
wanted to be like Harper. Dude, I play a. mean big toven. Guys, guys, guys, guys. I will get that piano working. I. actually want you to. Last night I was. trying to do it and it was like. midnight. Everyone was gone for some The. house is empty at midnight. Everyone was. gone. So, I was like, I'll learn to play. the piano or whatever while everyone was. gone. And then I think you're just going. to learn. Oh yeah, let me just become a. big Tobin real quick while everyone's. out of town. And I tried to get it all. set up and stuff and I found the cords. and everything and then I was like, it. was midnight and I was like, I'm. actually really tired and I can't do. this. And you didn't even know how to. what? Go ahead. No, it's fine. You You.
finally said something. So, I feel like. it's probably important. Every time I. try to say something, you cut me off or. ignore me. You literally haven't You. haven't opened your mouth the whole. episode. Not this episode. It's been. like 5 minutes. She did say and then you. just did it and I said you you're ahead. Just a second ago, Kenzie went bing bing. bing boom bam. But I don't think any. Well, maybe it's because you contribute. to get the conversation. I was. contributing. Anyways, whenever you fix. the piano, can you also put little. stickers with the letters on them? What? Greatly appreciate it. I want to learn. Yeah. Bing boom boom boom boom. We need.
to know which key is which letter. Yes, I do do that on my piano. You don't. really need to know that. What? Yes, I. do. You really don't. The fingers just. take you wherever you need to go. Yeah. You just listen and you can tell when. it's right or wrong. Oh, okay. We'll. figure it out ourselves. But I do need. you to set it up because I'm not that. high-tech. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that for. like a price. Don't yawn. We're just. getting started. I know. I've been here. We're just getting started. Yeah. What. do you mean? You can yawn. You've been. held captive hostage, some might say.
This would also be a good time to. apologize to you. I was not mad at you. Thank you. I was not mad at you. Wait, what? I was mad at everybody when Kate. raged. Oh, yeah. She did yell at Kinsey. today. It wasn't It wasn't at Kinsey. It. was at the whole entire house as a whole. because everybody was going through. stuff this afternoon. And then Wait, when was this? You were here. It was. like probably You were on the bing bag. Yeah, you were right there. Literally. standing right next to Kinsey when. Kinsey got yelled at. What do you mean? Yeah, I looked like you. No, Harper just.
peakedked over the rail. She was like, "Oh, heck no." That's not how it. happened. We were all in like a slight. slight biffer thing, struggling. And. then Kenzie was like, "Oh, did you guys. know it's like what an hour passed and. we were all trying to figure out. something for the podcast?" And I was. like, "Yeah, to be fair, I was tucked. away in our recording room area, whatever you want to call that." What. were you doing? I was trying to set up. our AT&T line thing that's taken 5,000. years. AT&T, you should really get your.
lives together and make it easier for. people to transfer lines. Anyways, um, and I was just popping my head out. to say hello. And then Kate's like, "Do. you know that I know it's an hour past?". And I was like, "Oh, oh, okay. I'm just. gonna go back." Sorry about that. Does. this look like the We've been talking. for like an hour trying to figure. something out for the podcast and. nothing was coming to us. It's cuz my. mom came in. No, it's all your mom's. fault. I was thinking to say, "Let's. blame your mom." No, the She's not here. to defend herself. These look like the. core memory balls from the uh Inside.
Out. Okay, real talk. If you still don't. have a website for your brand, your. business, or even your dog, what are you. doing? ODU is hands down the easiest and. fastest way to build a real website that. looks good and actually works. And. here's the best part. It's 100% free. No. credit card, no hidden fees. You get. unlimited hosting, full support, and a. custom domain name free for your first. year. That's everything most platforms. charge you hundreds for, completely. covered. You don't need to know how to. code. It's drag and drop and everything.
is super intuitive. You can literally. have a full site up in a few hours. And. if you hate writing, ODU has chat GBT. built right in. Generate your text, tweak the tone or reward it entirely. with one click. It's like having a. writing assistant right there on the. screen. You'll go from I don't have a. site to whoa, check out my site in one. afternoon. Whether you're running a. business, a side hustle, or you just. want to look legit, this is the move. It's simple, it's smart, and most. importantly, it's free. Go to odo.com.
and start building right now. ODU. Fast, simple, free, and actually good. Please don't touch my I have a lot of. core memories. I have angry ones. I have. sad ones. I have happy ones. Okay. I. have disgusted ones. Okay. What's What's. the other one? I I don't really know. what see-through means, but I have faded. on like anxiety. That's embarrassment. Embarrassment. It's pink. Remember the. big pink guy?
Oh, and I have embarrassment. Only one. of them, though. Can you share one your. embarrassment memory? Uh, it's. gone. Just like that. You lost the. memory. Have you actually ever truly. been embarrassed about anything? What? Yeah. What? Nobody has. I think you. never get embarrassed about anything. Of. course I get embarrassed. I live with. cash. Every day of my life is. embarrassed. That's a low blow, man. No, it's not. I don't get embarrassed about. anything. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Oh, you definitely been embarrassed. And I.
remember specifically one thing we can't. talk about really, but we can talk about. it slightly. We were in a meeting and I. said something and you were very. embarrassed. I was embarrassed for you, man. No, you that Matt doesn't know. There's a difference between getting. embarrassment and secondhand. embarrassment. Oh, that's what I have. Yeah, that's what he did. Can you. believe that? Huh? Are you stupid? Did. y'all see Harper's face? Look at this. I. don't know what is being said over. there. You don't remember this? No. No. Well, we can't say it online anyway. I. mean, it was crazy what Matt said. Um,
see how I got secondhand embarrassed. I can give you context after. I can give. you the context after, but yeah. Not I. would do the same thing on. I think I remember this one. You. probably would. Yeah. Knowing my. history. No, I'm kidding. No. No. This. person was like trying to be like our PR. person. Like our like So they like No, they asked if there had ever been any. situation where we didn't know what to. do online or something. And I was like, "Well, one time this person said this.
thing to me and I said the thing." Oh, okay. Move on. Cuz I'm lost. So I know. they're lost. No, bro. This looks like. Mickey Mouse. Also, did you guys see new. freaking Dragon Land? Oh my. Dude, how. to Train Your Dragon Land looks sick. Yeah, dude. I'm glad you're on that side. of Tik Tok, too. seen Minecraft movies. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get. off track. Have you guys seen it? I. haven't seen that at Disneyland. Or is. it Disneyland? No, it's not at. Disneyland. I think it's in I think it's. at Universal. I think it's in Japan. No, it's not Japan. It's America. Japan and.
Universal are two very different. I. think Universal City or something or un. whatever it's called. They got What's he. talking about? Whatever. You know how. Disneyland they have characters and. everything? Yeah. Yeah. Some land, some. land far away, they made How to Train. Your Dragon Land. Oh. And they have. dragons walking around. It's crazy. Oh, you want to go there one day? Park at. Epic Universe. Epic Universe. Epic. Universe. Where the heck is that? I. never heard of that. Uh, I think it. Yeah, I think it's it just came out. I'm. telling you, it's crazy. Orlando, Florida with Disney, I'm pretty sure. Epic or Epcot? Epic. I'm just so.
nervous. I want to talk about me going. to LA. Sure. I'm so scared. Wait, why. are you scared to go to LA? Cuz every. influencer you've ever seen is going to. be at this party. Oh, Charlie D'Amelio. Okay. No, but Addison Ray. No. No. Every. kid in Mr. Beast. No. Every kid. influencer. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Like the. corn kid. No. Hey, that's like how you. got famous singing that song. Low key. No. That was a big moment for you. It's. cool. Oh, that was a big moment for you.
Back when she was scared to tell us no. Oh, found it. Is it a B back when it's. cool? She was like, I'll do whatever you. guys say. Oh, wait. There it is. It's. cool. Oh, wow. This corn on the cob, right? Can you do another rendition of. the corn song? No. Yes. Yes. Let's hear. it two years later. We are your podcast. Come on. It was something my day. You. got it. You did it once. You can do it. again. I'm not kidding. I actually. watched the video about Dude, if. somebody What just happened? Sorry.
And I don't want to know. Um, can you. throw me a couple? Yeah. When you have a. memory come up, I'll give you one. I. did. I had that one. No, but literally. the I remember Why is my voice getting. so low? Like right now? No, no, no. Like. from the corn video, I was like, "Yay, I'll sing it's corn.". Wait, no. Seriously, do it again, though. No. No. Har. No. Please. This. will be a memorable moment for everyone. I used to not know how to say no, but. now I do. No. Come on. What? Say yes. It's corn. Yeah. Give me deja vu. Harper. What's your reason for not.
wanting to sing the corn song? I'm. embarrassed. Uhoh. Uhoh. Uhoh. She has. fear. Here you go. Another memory. I. thought she said it was embarrassment. Well, it's a happy and a fear. You got. mixed emotions there. Embarrassment. She's got mixed emotions about this corn. song. I do. Okay. It's really hard for. me to do it. But yeah, I looked up. Harper Zelmer on TikTok earlier. Found. her. Not great things. But actually, no, I did. I saw great things. But no, I saw. the corn video and um and I saw the corn.
video and I was like, "Oh my gosh, I was. so young." Yeah. Okay. Please, for real, please sing it. No, you sing it. I I. Okay, fine. It's cool. W see it good. Okay, Harper. I think you think this is. a joke or something? I I don't tried it. with butter, everything changed. Oh, yeah. And then and then I tried a. second good and I was like, when I tried. it with butter, why can't you just do. that again? Yeah, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. No, Harper. Seriously, I'm done. asking. Just please do it. Stop being so.
pick me and just freaking do it. It's. corn. No, I No. What will you sing for us? Nothing. Please. Just I'm getting a new. memory Harper. Okay. It's an angry one. I got a new one. It's in my box now. No. No. No. No. No. Yes. Can you sing. the potato song? Small potatoes. Small. potato. Okay. Well, if you'll do that, you can. Wait, actually, real quick, cuz. I want to put them back to back like two. years. Okay. Yeah. I'll sing it badly.
No. No. The good one. The good one. Harper. The good one, I'm pretty sure, is like one of our top three most viewed. shorts ever. Yeah. People loved it. You're not giving the people what they. want. You could be famous again. I start. fidgeting. What? Wait, what? I start fidgeting with my keys when I. get nervous. Well, good thing that's not. your keys. That's something else. What. is it? I don't see that memory in here. It's cool. All right. All right. All. right. Let's I'll take it. That was. fine. No. Yeah, that was that was great. That was Bravo. All right. We're going. to we're going to cut the episode to. when Harver finally sings. No, we're.
not. No, we're not. I'm not singing. You. sing good. You sing a good corn video. Cash, sing your new better song. You do. it. We got to cut. We got to cut back. when you start singing. No, please. Cash, you sing the corn song good first. I I can't sing. That's the point. Then. I'll promise. Get some embarrassment. You said you don't get embarrassed. Now. sing it. Okay. If I sing it good. If you. try to actually cuz I know when you're. trying. So actually try to sing it good. And if you actually So if I actually try. to Yeah. Cuz he doesn't get embarrassed, right? If I actually try to sing good, then you'll sing it. Yes. But I know.
when you're trying to sing good. Oh, no. You're just going to say I'm not. singing good. I know I'm you suck. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm going to suck. I know. When you try to sing, you're like, it's. You're going to be fine, bro. Just sing. it. What the heck was that? Relax. Just. like how you sing. Here you go. That's. what she was. Wait, what? When she when. you sing, you think I sing the same way? Like, I think that's that's y'all's. impersonation of me singing. You kind of. sing like in like like capital letters. and lowercase at the same time. He does.
You like enunciate but like your voice. is kind of airy and then you y'all are. saying it cuz I sing that one song. It's. like this. It's like bitter. It's like. it's. like why did bitter come to your mind? It's like I seem like a freaking emo. kid. Yeah. You get your hands going too. You're. like. I'm better than you. That That's what I. sing like really guys. Come on. Come on.
No. No. No. Prove us wrong, please. Sing. the corn song and do it's corn. It's. corn. All right. Ready? I I gotta get in. the right falsetto. You are the corn kid. right now. All right. Fine. I'm the corn. kid. It's corn. A big lump of knobs. He has the He's getting there. He's. getting I But all I can do is talk. There's I don't really know. I don't. know how you sing in it. I I just put a. rip on it. Has the Go for it. I don't. really feel like saying that actually. Okay. A big lump of nubs. All right,
fine. Uh, I'll say it. Sing it. A big. lump of nubs. It has the juice. I don't It has the. juice. No, no, no. You actually see it, but start off with it's You got to hit. it the way Harper did. It's. good. A big a. big a big a big This song is before my. time and I am like so confused at the. moment. What do you mean before your. time? Fine. We'll go back to Kendy's.
time. You know Toeer. Hey y'all. It's Toeer. No, she doesn't. I had a crush on Toeer. All right. All. right. All right. That's honestly the. best I got. Let's see yours now. No, you. have to sing it all. Just sing. Wait, can you sing the new song? I don't think. you understand. Like literally, if you. want me to go, that's literally how I. have to do it. Okay. Can I listen to me. singing it first? Yeah, that's fine. All. right, we'll cut. All right, and we're. back. Okay, so uh all the comments on. this are this is trash. She's She's. like, that's not making me want to sing. She's ginger, so it sucks. My sister.
when her favorite song comes on. All. right, let's hear it. Um I'm scared. I'm. scared. Listen, you'll be fine. I know. you've been through a lot this episode. What? You've had multiple memories come. up that you may not have liked. I can't. even sing that high anymore. I'll get a. voice crack. All right, we'll just sit. You can make it however you want. Make. your own. Wait, can you sing good first, Kate? I don't. sing. Please sing. This is your moment. I wouldn't I wouldn't want to take your. moment away like this.
I I was Oh, that was good. You almost. had I could hear the old you right there. below the surface. I cannot sing it. That was good. You literally Why? That. was like No, I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry. I'm not at that stage yet where I can. just sing in front of y'all. Really? You. literally were on episode one. You. literally You did that. I know. I'm just. not to sing the songs like you make in. front of us. I know. I just I'm not at. the stage yet. Okay. What stage is that? A few years from now, probably. What's. it called? Oh my gosh. Can you please. just sing the song? I feel like we have. to move on cuz she's not going.
Unfortunately, we're going to Maybe. later in the episode. No, we didn't talk. about it that long in this episode for. you not to sing it. Come on. No. No. I. will later in the episode. Trust me. No, just sing it now. Come on. No. You talk. about something else and then I'll burst. out into singing it. No, we're going to. forget about it. No, no, no, no. Trust. me. Trust me. I'm scared. Honestly, we're looking at a chunk of corn right. now. I feel like it's going to be hard. for us to forget. Yeah, I know. But, okay. I promise, K, if you sing it good, then I will sing it. Harper, I don't. sing good. That's the thing. Okay, but. if you try to sing good, then I will. No, I sw promise. I don't sing. I'm not.
a singer. I sing. I'm scared. Okay, we can move on if. you'd like. Man, if I had some corn. right now, I'd tear it up live. Cash is really mad at me. Yeah, he he's. thinking about throwing away the core. memory of you singing. He doesn't need it anymore. It's gone. Goodbye. Corn memory. Corn memory. I'm. sorry, but I just I I I'm not like that. anymore. I can't. Yeah. Yeah. You're not.
like that on camera. I I'm literally. like three months ago you showed me a. video of you standing on a table singing. in your school. Yeah. Now, what was. that? That's what you showed me. Okay. Yes. But not in front of all these. cameras. You know what's crazy? It's It. is. I feel like we've done the podcast. for almost two years now. There's never. been like a viral audio from it. Yeah. What the heck? I was just listening to. you guys talk and it sounded like that. audio that's like that's what she said. Uh oh. From like Let's make a viral.
audio. No, let's not because when people. try to make a viral audio, it never. works. No, wait. Let's actually try. Let's try. Um, dude, you're not going to. do it. Dude, I'll do it. Uh-uh. Yeah. Here I go. Okay. Three, two, I changed my mind. That's viral. That's viral. That's not. viral. Yeah. Oh, Harper, you would do. that audio. What are you doing with that. core memory? You gave me one. That's an.
embarrassment. Oh, I'm pretty sure this is core. Okay. Wait, wait. I'm trying to think of. like a good audio like um how about I. thought that was great. I'm trying to. think. No, I can't think. You just hit. him, didn't you? I think so. That was. That was a Why do you guys turn anime? Yeah, that's just what it is. Do you Do. you want to turn anime for a second? Everybody on the podcast. I'm getting a. lot of bees up right now. A lot of them. Why? Why are you angry? Okay. Okay.
Okay. Calm down. Calm down. Oh, is it. because I'm not singing the corn song? Yeah, it is. Just sing. I can't. And my. voice is lost. Will your life be better if I do? Oh, you'll miss. I know. I keep missing. I can't like Harper. I think if you do. it, you'll really make his whole. episode. Oh my gosh. Why is he so mad? I. don't know. He's just an angry little. boy. I just don't understand. He's. always been angry. He was angry before. the pod. He was angry before we started.
the podcast ever. He's always been. angry. I physically can't do it. I'm. sorry, Cash. What the? You look like donkey. Hey, what are the. odds of you shooting that in the air and. me being able to catch it with my mouth? Wait, it looks like Donkey, dude. Okay, there was so much spit on. that. Ain't no way we're doing that. Did. you see it? It was like just trailing. behind it and you try to catch it in.
your mouth. You're going to choke on it. Can we all fit them in our mouth? E, give me one. Wait, throw me one. Wait, that that one is Can you throw me. a one that you don't have in your mouth? You. know, how is it so powerful? Give me. one. Give me one. Spit on that one. Oh. gosh. E. Give me one. Give me one. Cash. No. Don't do it. Don't do it. If you do. it, I'm going to do it back 10 times. harder. Okay. How are you fitting that.
in your mouth? I don't understand. either. Uh, wait. Oh, I have a big one. Give me a little one. Don't do that. Don't point that at me. Don't you point. that at me, Kate. Dude, what was that? I. got stuck. Kate. Okay. Are you Is what's going on? You. got range on these. Ow. The noises coming from Kate are crazy. I'm not meant to do that. Dude, I am. good with this thing. Seriously, give me. a target. Any target. My foot. Why is.
How is your mouth just doing that? Nailed it. Give me anything. Come on. Though, didn't you, Alex? Alex's hand. They can't see that. Give me a target. No, I'm done with I'm done with you. spitting things. Wait, can they see. that? E. He's trying to Wow, that was. impressive. I am accurate. Impressive. One more time. One more time. Ready? No, we're done. Look at him like preparing. to launch it. Like look at the focus.
You hit the lens. You hit the lens. Dude, I This is a new talent of mine. If. I ever go on AGT, this is what I'm. doing. Why? I can I don't think Simon. Cow will be impressed. By the way, guys, can we bring Cow in the pod? Simon Cow. Yeah. You Oh, I bet you'd sing for him, huh? Simon has a cow. No. Simon Cow. Simon has a cow. Hey, listen. Anyways, man, what were you saying? Well, I was.
saying something that you cut, so that's. okay. We can just move on. Like this as. a way. Hey, you're got a lemon in your mouth. Dude, Harper looks like What's I've seen. that before. It's like a scary. character. Who? It's like the skeleton. No, that's like a a Halloween character. What character is that? Scream. I don't. know. I don't think it's Scream. Hey, you said you were scared to go to LA to. go to the house with all the. influencers. Why are you scared? You are. you afraid they're gonna ask you to sing.
the corn song? No, it's because I'm scared because I. like don't even know them. You don't. know them? I'm just I'm just scared cuz I don't. know them and they're all like friends. already. Well, some of them you know, right? Oh, well that's best to go hang. out with people that are already. friends. Wait, I'm sorry. You're going. to a house of people you don't know? Yes. That's called strangers. Yeah. Stranger danger. That's how you get. taken. Look, I can make air go out of my. ears. No, you can't. [Music].
How would we How would we know if air. were coming out of you? Air is going to. blow away. Oh, okay. I saw it. I don't I don't think so. You. know, when I was younger, I used to be. able to do that. Air would come out of. my eyelid. That That's such a lie. Try. it out. You can get air out your eyelid. Yeah. How? Cuz it it'll just come out. Can you make yourself pass out, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. While he's doing that, um, let's. continue talking about Can you actually. make yourself pass out by me like. choking you out or something?
That's not gonna work. No, he'll pass out. Are you sure? Yeah, I think so. M used to make him pass out. all the time. He'll be fine. Yeah, that's not good for your brain. Who says. like science breathing factual. statement? No, he's not. He He wouldn't. cheat. No, he'll be fine. Just leave him. there for a couple minutes. Remember. that. I would never cheat. Harper, if you go to LA and you meet. these influencers and they ask you to. sing the corn song, would you? Yeah, of. course. For them. What the.
Cash is turning purple. He's really hurt. right now. You're You're turning bad. friend. Yeah. Why? Why would you sing. it? But you'll sing it for strangers. Okay, I won't probably sing it for. strangers. It's like I need like that. thing that Maddox has. Like he would. just sing on the podcast. Well, he did. that cuz we put him on the spot. He was. singing a song. You sing a song. We were. trying to put you on the spot and you. just wouldn't accept it. Steal a kiss. I like can't sing. Try a different song. I have like my lungs are made of. feathers.
What? Well, why are you scared to go to. the house with all these people if. you're Cuz I'm scared they're going to. ask me to sing the corn song. Oh, no. Just put that on your resume. That's. what I'm viral for. Okay. Well, you tell. them that you're not that girl anymore. That you don't sing the corn song for. just anybody. Just breathe in. No, he. didn't. He's holding his breath. Yeah. Okay. No more corn songs. Yeah. If. you go there, you tell him that you're. not the. He's fine. He's not breathing. He's not. breathing. He's He's fine. No, I think.
he's passed out. No, he's not pass. He's. passed out with a smile on his face. Yeah, that's how he passes out. He's not. passing out. Kate, have you ever seen. someone pass out? Wait a second. Yeah, I've watched Cash pass out. I thought. you weren't going to this thing. I. remember you asked Kate and Kate said. no. Yeah, I was so I felt so bad. Just forget about him. He's fine. He'll. be there a few minutes. But when he goes. out, he'll come back. Okay. He can't breathe. He'll be okay. Okay. Yeah. But.
you're distracting her. Cash, I. literally Wow, that backfired. Is he convulsing? What's happening? Yeah, he's like curly. He's going to. throw up a ball. He has a ball in his. mouth, doesn't he? Is he okay? No, there's no way he has a ball in his. mouth and he's hiding it that well. No. Why? Maybe he swallowed it. He's. choking. Oh my goodness. He's choking. Oh. Oh god. He's definitely passed out. Oh man. I got you. I was breathing the. whole time. He is lowkey like flushed.
Look at his face. No, I wasn't breathing. the whole time. I'm not going to lie. I. actually held my breath that entire. time. I don't believe it. I did. Oh, he's sweaty. E, he might have held his. breath the whole time, dude. But why. didn't he pass out? I'm very bored now. Why did you Oh, yeah. Let me just. freaking knock myself out. Tornadoes. coming. But yeah, no, I'm scared to go to the. house. Oh my gosh. What house? Seriously, you don't tell me nothing. You just keep saying a house. I don't. know what house you going to. The glow.
house. Yes. I asked Kate to come with. me. Uh, she couldn't cuz she has. Michael's birthday. What day is the glow. house? or Michael's wedding, which seems. to be more important than the glow. house. Uh, yeah. What is the glow house? It's It's the house that glows on. TikTok. Yeah, sir. It's the content. house. Did you already put this in one. in your mouth? Probably. Have you ever. seen the glow house before? No, that's. why I asked. Definitely not because you. don't glow from the inside out. What. does that even mean? Yeah, you're not. chosen house. No. Oh, that's just like a. new like content house. All these girls.
got together and and I want to be part. of it. You do? So, the house doesn't. glow? No, the house doesn't actually. glow. No, it doesn't glow. I don't think. I would add too well to the glow house. I kind of How did you get invited to the. glow house in the first place? I I. forced myself in. You forced yourself. in? No. Glow house. I like I was like, can I or actually I. got a invitation from the owner of the. Glow House, Gianna. She's like so sweet. Wait, Giana. This Yeah. Yes. They gained. like a million followers in one week. So, it's a Tik Tok account or do they.
have a house? It's like a content house. Do they have a house on April 16th? On. April 16th, they're launching the actual. house. So, they actually Wait, so they. have a Tik Tok account called the Glow. House, but there's no house. It's like. the Hype House, but there's no house. Oh, not yet. They're launching April. 16th. Is there going to be a physical. house? Yeah. Oh, okay. And you're going. to it? How old are these girls? From my. age to 18. And they're moving into a. house together? Well, they're just going. to go film content there, I'm pretty. sure. Like, and you're joining the. house. No. What? You're joining the Glow.
House? No. Oh, then why did you say? Yes, she said that. No, no, do not say. that for the thumbnail or the clipail or. the whatever it's called. Because. because literally no, because literally. it's already in the intro. They're all. going to be like, oh my gosh, why the. heck is Harbor saying she's going to. join the glow? Actually, no. They're. very sweet people. So, but like I don't. want them to be like, "Why is Har. thinking that she's going to join the. Glow House?" Did you ask if you could. join the Glow House? No. I'm so. confused. Are you joining or not? Wait, so you were invited to the Glow House, not invited to be in the Glow House? Yes. Oh, so they invited you to the.
physical house, which they do not have. And no, they will get it. And they're. not inviting you to the hypothetical. house, but you're also not going to the. house that doesn't exist. No, I'm going. to the party. Okay. Oh, I see. Yeah. Will this party be at the hypothetical. house? I don't know. A Airbnb maybe. That's crazy. Renting in an Airbnb. They. all just like live near each other. That's why they have the ability to do. this. Okay. So, explain this to me. They. all go on trips together. It's crazy. I.
wish that's what we did when we moved. around. I know. When they were 16, they. were doing that, too. They were just. traveling wherever they could. I wish I. want to be part of that like group. Like. that seemed so much fun. It was fun. Yeah, you're really missing out. Yeah. No, it was it was it was lackluster at. times, you know? It was lackluster. What. did I tell you about words, man? What? Under seven under seven letters. And. then before you know it, they're 21. years old and they never want to go do. anything fun. Oh, wait. Hold on. But did. your parents let you travel alone at 16? With me? No. Cuz Mav was Mav was old.
enough. Ow, that would hurt. Well, stop. spitting them at me. I have videos of. Mav and Cash fighting. Really? Yes. And. Cash is Dude, did you film those today? And Maverick's the only one who's like, "Yeah, cuz he has anger issues, doesn't. he?" Wait, you have videos of them. fighting? Yeah. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. So I can show on the. podcast. What? Yeah. Now you guys can. all see for your. Who actually has Sorry. Who h actually. has anger because his mouth has nothing.
to do with because I said the thing was. not right. Oh, wait. Never mind. Cash is. kind of mean in that. Wait, wait, wait. Play it. Play it. No, it you're wa So. you were fine exposing me. I should be a. bad guy. But the second it shows Cash. being evil. She's like, "Oh, let me just. play. Let me just turn that off. This is. raw." Like we were beefing before. Well, no. I don't know if you should actually. play that. No. No. Play it. No. No. Play. it. play. I guess we can cut it if we need. to do it. No, we're not cutting nothing. We're playing because I said the thing. was not right. Yeah, but go to like.
Wait. Okay, then. this camera should not even. [Music]. camera. If you want good, you need to be. using this camera, that camera, and that. camera. So, what was doing? Oh. No, no, no. It's because he has good. filming. I No. I guess y'all weren't even. fighting. That's how I scream at my. sister. But I just wanted to film so I. could show them. Yeah, that wasn't even. that good of a fight to be honest. I.
know. But like you should have recorded. before Maverick was walking names. No, Maverick was walking around. That's why. I was worried she was going to play. I. was like the camera goes right here, right here, right here. And then you're. like you're like you're like. right here, right here, right here. I. can promise you I've never stood like. that. Right here, right here, right. here. No, that's Listen to my mixtape. Wait, what? That's literally how stands. Who stands like that? Okay, good. Not. me. Yes, because I have the chocolate. He said the chocolate. Get back up and.
turn sideways so they can see your. posture. I don't I don't ever stand like. that. Okay. Yeah, but the camera goes. right here, right here. Right here. Cash, you're stupid. And then and then. Cash had chocolate or Nutella with him. and he's like, "God, stop getting close. so close to my face. I know I'm Nutella. on me.". I have that part on video. It's so. funny. You secretly recorded us out. here. Secretly recording us is crazy. That is crazy. What if we What if you. exposed us? Girl, you think I would. expose you? You have so much on me.
No, I would not expose y'all. I promise. Yeah, cuz we'd sue you. Oh. Uh, for. exploitation. Yeah. Number one, I Yeah, I've seen what y'all try to do and like. I'm just like not here for it and stuff. Yeah, that's what I'm What? I'm kidding. You know what we're talking about. No, I. actually I swear I don't secretly record. y'all. Unless I want to like Only one. time. Only one time. Do you guys would. you guys like to hear more secret. recorded audio? Yes. I think I the other.
day we spent like uh three hours and I. felt bad for you. I took a picture of. you on the couch. Me? Who? Yeah. This is. Harper. So secretly taking photos of me. just completely dead. Yeah, I have one too from that Maverick. is secretly taking photos of me. Put. that in the clip thumb. Okay, put that. in the clip. The clip thumb just. completely. We're like 3 hours late to. the shoot and I was like, I'll go check. out Harper. Make sure she's okay. She.
was out. She had a late night, you know. It was a Sunday morning. She had been. out Saturday night. Oh, yeah. But when. I'm sleeping, I get woken up to people. slapping me. No one takes pictures of me. all sleepy. I do sometimes. I have one picture of. you sleeping, but I can't show it. Yeah, cuz I'm butt naked in it. Take a picture. of me butt naked and won't delete it. What? Oh, he's not butt naked. Don't. worry. She put a tiny little I mean, she. put a towel She put a towel over me just. like that. And I was like I was like, "Oh, yeah. That makes it way better.".
You know what's crazy is she showed me. that photo. That photo Yeah. She shown. it to everyone. No, I've only shown it. to I think Mav and Alex because it's. hilarious because Hey, and you know. what? You've sent me photos of you naked. before anyway. Oh, fine. Yeah. Well, my. butt my butt's funny. I'm okay if people. see my butt. Yeah, it's so weird. Please. don't. It's so funny mooning people. No, it's not. It is. I'm sorry. When you. moon someone and they don't expect it. and they're just like, no, it's like, do.
you in public at public stores? One. time. One time. What if somebody clips. you? Well, that's what we're getting to. Listen, and I got even a better story. for you after this one. One time, I. think I've said this on here. Uh, I. mooned someone going down the road and I. thought it was my cousin and then I. mooned him and then I was like, "That's. not our cousin." That's crazy. So, I. mooned a random guy on the street and. then the week after that, Maverick. mooned our grandmas on the highway. Yeah. They went on like a mooning spree.
where they felt like they had to moon. everywhere. Still does. I'll just walk. in the house and he'll just be like, "Hey, by the way, you left something. over here." And he'll just turn around. and and when he turns around his butt's. just out. It's gotten to a point where. sometimes when Cash is like, "Mav, come. here." M won't turn the corner until he. says, "Kate, is his butt out?". I to like it has to be cleared first. I'm like, "Let's play a game. Is it. Nutella?". What? I don't understand. Disgusting. I don't.
get it. I don't get it. I'm so confused. I don't. want to die. Guys, what's y'all's favorite diss. track? From the screen to the ring to. the pen to the king. Where's my diss. track is that? What? Oh my goodness. She. doesn't even know KSI. Oh my gosh. K, you are so behind. Wait, is that a diss. track? I don't know. I don't think it's. a diss track. I think it's just a song. I love KSI, but I'm not I don't keep up, you know. Have you ever met KSI? No. Yeah.
Liar. Yeah. No. No, I haven't. He lives. in Australia. No, he doesn't. He lives. in England. You would look really. studious with these on. I look studious. with anything on. Oh gosh. Let me see. You look like something. Well, do I look highly attractive or. what? Those look very feminine. Wait, what? I can barely even recognize you. That's She just farted, man. Really, bro? Come on. It wasn't loud. Oh my. gosh. Doesn't matter. The silent ones. are deadly. Harper. Crazy. It's so.
unladylike. Can you please fart? It will. be a viral clip. No. Yo, Kenzie, what's. going on? I don't want to be here. Kenzie, look down. What? Um, I got a. question for you. Neck. Everybody. Everybody look right here. Slap. Slap. your neck cuz Oh. Oh. Oh my gosh. I was. going through your Instagram photos. today and I saw your prom post with the. dog and I saw Stella and I took a. screenshot of it. Yeah. Kinsey saw you. followed her today. She was like, "Wow, I finally got the follow back." Stella,
isn't she so cute? That's Dude, she. looks specific. Wait, wait, wait. You just now followed Kenzie. I did not. know that. Okay. I like I really did not. think like Kenzie has an Instagram. Well, ever since I got home from the. last podcast and you're like, "Yeah, on your Instagram, uh, you have um that. was crazy. you on your Instagram, you. have like a a photo of another guy. Um, so I went and looked at it today and I.
did see that unfortunately. Wait, wait, wait. What? What? Enlighten me. I was. talking about her prom date from like. eight years ago. Yes. Dang. You still. have Call that out there. Katie, you. still have your prom date on your. Instagram? That's crazy. Mav, how do you. feel about that? I don't feel good. It's. prom. You think about what that would do. to Hey, was it a more married to that. post or more married to me? Yeah. Here. Don't even start. That's crazy. Which. one is it? Here you go, Mav. Here you. go, Kenzie.
Is this happy? Yeah. Yay. Get rid of. that memory. Look. The same memory. Cash. Give me. another one. The same memory, but two. different colors. Give me another one. Cash, can I have another happy one? Uh, no. What the? Yeah. See, you can't. I I don't want. this one. I want happy. See how I'm. deflecting? I don't even No, you need. that one. I need I need a Are you more. married to that Instagram post or more. married to me? Both. Uh oh. Uh oh. Are you more married to.
your anger or more married to me? Let it. go. Uh oh. Uh oh. Disgust. Ky. You got. it. I don't want disgust. Oh my god. That's exactly why you need it. He's. feeling all the. because she's disgusted with Mav. No, Mad doesn't need Oh my gosh. Just. give him take him who I give him to. Kinsey, if you That was for Kenzie. I. need you. aren't willing to take down. that Instagram post, then we have a. problem. I'll take down whatever. Instagram. Delete it right now. Yeah.
Can you do it right now? Delete. Delete. I like looking at it. I liked looking at. it. Okay. What the Delete it. Delete it. Why would you like looking at that? I. don't know. I just Not archive. Delete. Delete. Delete it. Delete. Not stalling. right there. You're acting like you. actually care. Why do you care to keep. it up so bad? I don't. But I just know. you don't care. What? And I fell off. Give me another memory right now. Uh oh. He's getting angrier. Dress I wore to. prom. Maybe other people do, too. Wait,
what' you say? Just like Harper scrolled. all the way down like looked at all my. pictures. Some people might want to see. what I wore to prom. Exactly. So, don't. delete it. Yeah, but it makes Maverick. very angry. You're right. You're right. Screenshot the post, cut him out, re-upload it. This is what I wore to. prom. Yes. Then people can find it. There. Now, everyone's happy. Go ahead. It's prom season two. Like, it'll fit. right in. Kenzie, unfortunately, you're. gonna have to delete it. Kay had photos. of other guys on her Instagram and she. deleted them when we started. I was 13, though. Okay, it doesn't matter. You.
still deleted it, Kenzie. And guess. what? I had photos with other girls and. be respectful to me and take it down. Oh my gosh, look at all of them on the. Man, you're getting hated in the. comments right now. No, everyone stop. This is getting serious. Yeah, I got hit. on in the comments for having a crush on. M. I might those ones. No, wait. Seriously, everyone be quiet. This is. serious. Take the postad down. Okay, here. How about this? Get that out of my. face. In the comments section, y'all let. me know if y'all want me to take it down. or if I should keep it so y'all can see. my prom photos from high school. You're.
letting the internet control your life. over Maverick's feelings. Your own. husband. The internet controls my life. for the next 24 hours. Can you put your. microphone? No. Stop it. Maverick would. definitely say that. The internet. controls my life. Stop it. This is This. is a serious situation. Okay, I'm done. talking. Cash is too serious right now. Look at him. I'm fighting for my. brother's soul right now. For all of you. who think Maverick is sad, he is not. sad. He's playing you. Really, Kenzie? Cuz it sure looks like it. Look at him. He's trying to keep from laughing. Those.
are tears. Real tears. He's giggling. over there. I know when my brother's. sad. I mean, they're just flowing his. way. You know what I think? There's so. many of them. I just don't understand. why you keep the post. He's scared. He's overwhelmed. He's overwhelmed with. emotions. He's got too many emotions. He's overwhelmed. Honestly, I don't. really care. So, keep it up if you want. Like, it's whatever at this point. But. while we're on this topic, yeah, I don't.
want to be on the topic anymore. Can we. move on? Oh. Oh, so attitude. Okay. Do I. need to go get the Minecraft sword? What? That's not a You're going to break. my Minecraft sword? Did he really just. knock some sense into you with a. Minecraft sword? Okay, while we're on the topic though, Maverick has so many pictures all time. that Can you stop it? You're actually. being disrespectful towards my brother. Is this the thumbnail? Am I being.
pranked? I wish it was. I'll delete all the. Thank you. I like looking at them. Please. Why do you like looking at them. so much? I don't know. Seriously, can. you stop, too? Oh, I'm a fetish. Stop. encouraging her. I have a the Kenzie. Bree fetish Instagram page. I'm sorry. All right. I'm sorry, guys. All of my old stuff before I met them. It's all Listen, I'll archive. all you want to keep it for later. Okay.
I am screen recording your whole entire. page right now. No, Kenzie. Delete. Not. archive. She really is screen recording. my whole page. Okay. You know. what? Here's the thing. Whenever I. looked at Wait, I have to tell. Can you. Can I say like a sentence or two without. y'all interrupting? I am scared of W. She's trying to flip it around onto you. There is no way. When I did my deep dark. search on Maverick before going on our. first date. Oh, did you see that? The. internet said he died. No, I just.
actually saw that like last week. But. are you okay? Can we I felt like I didn't know. anything truly about Maverick's past at. all because he had deleted anything. substantial and then we're on our first. date actually and I don't know why this. happened. He was showing me his archived. photos and I was like why would you. archive those? I feel like that really. gives like an insight to who Maverick. is. Archive what? Like your Hawk photo. That's a cool story and no one knows it.
because you archived it. Kenzie, I'm. concerned. Okay. Yeah, M. You're right. Go post photos of you with any past. girl. Just go post them so people know. who you are. See how she likes Oh my. gosh, y'all are so crazy. Okay, I'm. gonna fart in your face. How does one. archive or delete a photo? Wait, why are. you all gaslighting her right now? You. You know you don't care. Because we have. nothing else to talk about. Exactly. Y'all don't You just turn the lights. off. Cash. Huh? Yeah, Kenzie. I I'm. joking. Oh, it's gone. Oh my goodness. Now I'm going to get heat for this. It.
was a joke. Obviously, I don't care. Oh. my gosh. He's so picked me. No, I. obviously don't care. I can't believe. you fell for that. It's gone forever. It's not gone forever. She archived it. cuz I know she wouldn't actually delete. it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'd be mad about. that. What? She didn't even delete it. Well, she wouldn't delete it. cuz that looks It's such a tragic thing. to go back into. So cute. Okay. Well, am I going to think that. about mine? Yeah. No, probably not. About what? No. The difference is cuz 15.
year olds now look like 25 year olds. And when I was 15, you looked 15. Do I. look like a 25y old? Kinsey still. doesn't look like a 25-year-old. We We. Where did you go recently? Every single. time I go to the nail salon, they tell. me I'm not of age. Of age for what? Your. nails. Anything. What? Oh, do you have. I'll pull my wedding ring off and. they're like, "What is that?" And I'm. like, "Wedding ring." And they're like, "Oh, oh my goodness. I thought you was. 17." And I was like, "Okay." Yeah. She.
hasn't figured out that they're just. trying to get her to come back. They're. trying to compliment her. Oh, okay. Well, I go back, so it works. The other. guy the other day thought she was like. in middle school. What the What guy? The. nail salon. No, no, no. That one was. Guys, I love having long hair cuz I can. cry like this. I love having long hair. so I can cry like this. It is super. long. Look, this is what I'm going to do. in my next Tik Tok video cuz it's a. trend right now. Wow. What What's the rest of the trend? It's very emotional. It's like a sad. song playing.
in the arms of an angel. You're so mysterious when you cry like. that. Wait, is that the whole video? Yes. Wait, I'm confused. What's. happening? It shows off my hair. It. shows off my hair. And uh that's kind of. long. It's very long. It's super long. Do you. like it or I do like it? Yeah. I wish my. hair was that long. Look, my my hair is. all put down. Yeah. When did you get. Layers? Layers? Yeah. Oh, a while ago. I.
don't like it anymore. What? Okay, I'm. falling apart, man. Hey, please don't. hate me in the comments for trying to. make Kenzie. delet. Why? I'm sick and tired of. hearing all of you guys talk about the. comments. Every single one of you guys. like the comments are going to hate me. The comments are going to the comments. Well, the comments people cash live, laugh, love. Cash doesn't read the. comments, so he doesn't know that most. of the comments. I do know how to read. Okay. I I do know how to read. I do and. I do read the comments every now and. then. But guess what? I don't care what. they say cuz I So you don't care about.
You heard it here first. Cash Baker. doesn't care about any of you. No, I. don't care people's opinion on me. Some. really mean stuff and let's see if it. gets to Cash and nothing gets to me. Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure. Yeah, sure. Unleash. Just go crazy in the comments. Sure. I'll forgive you. Sure. Everybody be as. mean to me as you want to be. I'm going. to get Rosas. Oh, wait. I'm sorry. What? Wait, wait, hold on. Can you all try to. do that? No. No. We're talking about. comments right now. I know, but first. No, no, no. Seriously. Okay. Oh, so. you're going to get mean comments for. that. I just wanted to hear what she was.
going to say. Okay. Please. Oh, me? Yeah. Okay. Uh, well, I'm going to get. Rosas. Um, but I only the Mexican. restaurant. Yes, but I only get the. tortillas cuz I don't really usually. like any like meat or anything. Uh, just Well, thanks for telling me. about your last. Aren't you glad that I. interrupted her before? Yes, I am. But, but wait, wait, wait, wait. We need to. cut that. Honestly, what? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Tell me. Now you got to cut it. Okay. So, why Oh my god. Hey, just. explain to me one more time, bro. How.
you got invited? Everything. Why do we. even have a podcast? Y'all cut it all. Tensions are so high and it's because of. you, Cash. You're kind of You're kind of. angry. Hey, that was a little. aggressive, M. Yeah. Thank you, dude. He. just Well, I was going to roll your arms. like this, Maverick. Look, if you keep. throwing those hard, I'm going to. freaking I'm I'm going to make you eat. one. What? How? How are you going to make him. eat one? Listen. No, I'm just tired of. this podcast. All you guys do is cut. things and worry about the comments. That's it. Harper. Yeah. Can you all. roll your Rs?
Harper. Harper. Harper. Harper. Harper. and Harper. Harper. Okay, fine. I'll. tell you how I got invited to the bomb. house or the glow house, whatever. Oh, make him eat one. Make him eat one. That. was right. Make him eat one. Make Make. him eat at me right now. Make him eat. one. Make him eat one. Make him eat one. Explain to me real quick how you got. invited to this house because it's not. making sense to me. Uh well, I mean I. I got invited because um I asked and I.
was like, "Can I please be invited?" And. you asked to get invited to the club. Sorry. They invited me first. I didn't. see the invite. So then I DM'd her and I. was like, "Can I be invited?" Then I. looked at our Tik Tok DMs and she was. like, "Hey, I have an event coming up on. April whatever 9th or something or April. 11th, something Friday, Saturday. Yeah, there's a day. And yeah, it was a day. and um so basically I got invited and um. now I'm super excited. Okay, but last I.
checked you weren't even going cuz. nobody could go with you. You asked Kate. to go with you and you weren't and she. said no and then you weren't going to. go. Don't get me wrong, I would have. gone. Would you? Would I? I don't know. Okay. So, uh how are you. going is my question. Uh by plane. Yeah, but like you like 16. So like you can't. even get a hotel. You can't like live go. to LA. My father is going with me. Your. dad? Yeah. So, and and then I'm gonna. sleep over with That's nice of your dad. I know. I'm gonna sleep over at the.
hotel with Ryan Roy if y'all know her. Oh, fun. I'm so excited. I've never met. her. That's fun. Well, so what's. happening at the Glow House? Honestly, uh fun. It's going to be fun. K. Are. youall going to dress up in dresses or. Yeah, it's old Hollywood theme. I'm. going to wear like um That's fun. Yeah. I don't know what I'm wearing yet. Like. prom dress type like all the way to the. floor. Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Oh, you are fancy. That's fun. I'm. excited. I wouldn't recommend posting a. picture with a boy on your Instagram.
when you do it because you never know. how it might come out. I know, but I. probably will just like as friends. honestly, right? Yep. Yeah. Just. friends. You could. They don't have. parties like that in Texas where they're. randomly like dress up old Hollywood and. just come. I'm so excited. I would do a. gala. Can we please have like parties. parties in uh It was a charity event, Kate. Oh, okay. Then it wasn't a party. It was a charity event. I brought a toy. What the heck is wrong with Cash? Why. are you freaking doing this? Like, it's. really annoying, honestly. Yeah. Like, you're in a ball pit. Have fun, man.
Why? Why are you acting like this, Cash? Oh, he's got his blue emotions left. He's so pick me right now. Hey, do you. think do you think we could uh go to the. Glow House with you? Yeah. Please, please. Do you think Maverick? Yeah. No. Well, I wouldn't go anyways. Whoa. Wait. Nobody denied me access. Is it girls. only? No. Oh, it's boys, too. Yeah. No, I would go, but like, you know, I'm. busy. Yeah, for sure. I'm sorry. I got a. lot on my schedule. Yeah. Hey yo,
who threw Ow. Oh my goodness. It was. set. I did not put that there. Who threw. that at me? Did you Was it Was it a mouse trap? You. threw it at me. I did not throw it at. you. I promise. Don't Don't start to. think I did that cuz I didn't do that. I. think it was Pape. It was him. Was it. Pape? Pape. He was over there. Now he's gone. He ran away. He has not been here. Yes. Alex is Alex is saying it was you. That.
evil evil little man. It's an evil man. I did not see. Well, how did this fall. on my head? It didn't. He threw it at I. don't know where that came from. I don't. know where it came from. That's odd. All. right, I'll get you back. It's okay. But. I do know where. And we're back because. things got cut again. Welcome to the. podcast where we are highly censorship. No freedom of speech. This is not. America, dude. We live in North America. North Korea at this point. Okay, I see. why Maverick fights with you a lot. Yeah, he's he's it's like the logic. doesn't logic sometimes. Yeah. What do.
you mean? Okay, I'm sorry, guys. Go, man. It's taking me everything. Do you. know who? Cuz if I say it, guess what? I. can freaking cut. Cash, you're not. Do. you know anybody who's going to the Glow. House? I do. Like everybody that I've. ever known. And I'm so excited to be. invited to it. Wait, list some names. I. want to hear. Um, you probably wouldn't. know, but Oh, I probably won't actually. I mean, hey, I've been keeping up when. you post things with other people. I'm. like, "Oh, that whole group." Embry um. like Kinsey Yolo or whatever. Yeah,
Kenzie Yolles. I'm so excited. I've met. her before. Liy, dude. Liy. Um, I'm trying to think. What the. What the freak? It was not me. Can y'all. stop throwing mouse traps on me? Yes, you did. I just saw you throw a. mouse trap on me. I'm not going to lie. It came through the hole. It was. serious. It was It just. I'm not going to lie. It was Mav. Why is. everyone accusing me of things that I. did not know? I literally And why are. y'all all so I saw Kate literally go?
How come if Kate throws a mouse trap, you just immediately accuse me? But no, I I do I will have to say I'm not in the. Glow House, but I like what they're. doing because also I don't like live. near them or anything. But no, they're. like they're like a positive group and. stuff and it's really cool. They're just. like glowing right now. Yeah, they're. glowing and they're going to start a. podcast so y'all should watch it. I. don't know. It's like a It wasn't me. Gosh, you think I would touch a mouse? I'm pretty sure that was Maverick again. Someone's calling me. Hello. Did you.
just answer the phone, dude? Hi. Who is this? What? We're falling apart. What? This is absolutely I think we're. falling apart, guys. This podcast is. absolutely Why is she in the middle of. the episode? I'm quitting. She quit. I'm. not kidding. You can't quit. I was going. to be the first one to quit. This is dog water.
What? What is she talking about right. now? She just left earrings. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Why is she picking up the wedding. calling back? Oh my gosh. What the What was that? Oh, don't worry. about taking personal calls. Don't worry. about it. What? No. No. No. We can't do that. I will not. let that fly. Don't ever do that again. Why? This is a podcast. Is it though? Cuz the only thing we've done the whole. episode is talk about some house that. glows and not singing a corn song. So, I.
don't really know. Think about it. This. podcast provided no value to humanity. whatsoever. Okay. But none of our. podcasts provide value. Yeah, you're. right. But this podcast was like extra. just complete brainwash. If you guys. made it this far, you What the freak, man? Why are you listening? I feel like. you feel like Don't worry, it's not. going to be entertaining. All that stuff. gets cut. I feel peace. out. Oh, now he's ending it. Yeah, it's.
over. That was a horrible episode. What just happened? This episode was trash. What do you mean. it was trash? The entire time we we just. talked about I I don't even I still. don't even know where we left off at the. glow house. Like literally, it was just. like the glow house and. we and that was it. And then that was. like the entire thing. She's getting. invited to the glow. house. We might use this.
We're not using this. We might have to. like what are you talking about? Catch. Okay, let me ask you. Raise your hand if. anybody thinks this was a good episode. It was a fine episode to be fair. You. spit things out trying to ask Harper. questions about the Glow House and I. kept getting cut off. Like I said at the. very beginning of the episode, I feel. like I feel like what happened is that. you kept putting things in your mouth. Then you tried to pass out and you were. absolutely zero value to the. conversation at all. I'm sorry. I think. my emotions were the best part of the. whole episode. Cash, can you listen for.
two seconds, please, and not yell? Yeah, you were irritated before this episode. started because we took an hour and a. half to figure out what we were going to. do. So, it already just we're all like. tired and we've been waiting and then we. come on and we don't love what we're. going to talk about. So, you're just not. happy with it. No, I know what he wants. This is what he wants. Destruction. This. episode is trash. I freaking Oh, that's. our plan. That's our plan. Why are we. doing this anymore? Why do we even have. a podcast? How did you do that? Well, Mav, we need.
kind of need your mic. You're making the. episode even worse now, actually. Because she took a phone call in the. episode. Doesn't care. No, it doesn't. matter anymore. Quiet. Why is he fake. crashing out? She's literally fake. crashing out right now. And now my wife's mad at me for a joke. I think I want to quit. I want to quit, too. But I want to be the first one to. quit. So, you can quit after me. I'm. going to quit first. Should we destroy. everything? No, I quit first. I'm the. first one to quit. You know what, guys? You guys can come. follow me because I'm going to start my. own podcast. And maybe if you guys No,
stop it. Stop. What are you doing? Stop. Stop. it. Cash. Quit. [Laughter]. Is my mic plugged in? Yeah. [Music]. Hit him again, Harper. Yeah, Harper, what the freak was that? I mean, that.
was that was dogw. That was almost as. bad as the episode. Quitting, but we. quit. Y'all, I am so sorry that we are What. are you doing, Hayden? Oh, be careful. Are you okay? Oh. my gosh. Yo, did she just sit on.
she falls on her bike? Okay, see this is what I'm talking. about. Raw, uncut comedy. Cuz I hope you. guys know this is what was happening. before the episode started. I hope. you're happy. I gave you what you. wanted. What the freak? Okay. No, sit. down. No, your mic. Take your mic. What. you get? Sit down. This is exactly This.
is exactly how all of us were reacting. before the episode. Everyone was mad at. everyone. And then we sit down and we. were like, "So, yeah, we uh our podcast. Oh my god. Not my tree. on my tree. This is insane. Let's Okay, my plant was. like $2. The TV was like a hundred. Yeah, that cost like a lot of plants. Oh. my gosh. I'm so glad we had I mean I I.
I've always said like freaking rage. rooms were stupid, but this felt good. Yes, it did. I'm sorry if I was. irritated through the whole episode. I. got it out now. Me, too. I actually feel. so Should we get more out? I fell. straight on a thing. I'm down to get. more. I'll touch a hole in the wall. No, that hurt my hand both times I did that. Well, I just fell on a thing and I don't. know what it was. What are you doing? No, not the tree. No, it's my tree. No, no, not the tree. Don't touch my tree. Yeah, that's what that's what I'm. saying. Don't touch it. I will destroy.
you if you touch this tree. No, please. don't touch the tree. Back up tree. Back. up. Back story. The tree is Kenzie's. tree and Cash took it from her room. Why. did you come over to the tree? take you. with me before you. So, she's scared. he's going to break it. I won't I won't. touch your tree. Okay. This is another I. don't want to shake your hand, but. Okay. Anyways, like I'm seriously. genuine apologies because I just. honestly y'all should have let me break. a TV before we started the episode. Yeah, I feel good now. This episode is a lot better now. I do.
not feel I do not feel good cuz I just. fell on a Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't feel. good after that either. But what was. that? But it happened. Gerald stand. You. know what made me feel really good? Throwing Cash's mic on the ground. Yeah. No, not my mic. Pushing pushing Cash. then running away got honestly like I. hope you know that the push back Cash. gave after Mav threw his mic was. genuine. It was He was very real. Very. mad. What happened? He he for a second. really thought about like really going.
like hitting him hard. Wait, what? When. Mav threw his mic on the ground, Cash. got mad and he pushed Maverick. It was. not fake. I'll tell you what. Real. genuine anger. I'll tell you what, out. of all. He got a real memory right. there. Oh, thanks. Okay. Out of all the pod episodes ever, I've. never really been that angry besides. today. What? I was really mad. He had a. lot of red. It showed. I like that he's. like having his therapy session now. No. Inside of the ball pit. And you know. what? And you know what? The comments. can say whatever they want about me. I.
don't care if they say I have anger. issues. Yeah, I was angry today. You. caught me on a bad day. Okay. I've had a. lot of emotions today. I did. I've been. through a lot. Okay. I feel like this. episode was just trash. You know what. would make it really good? What if I. said this right now? We're No. Stop it. Just bleep it. Don't cut it. Just. freaking bleep it cuz we had to cut. everything. We're going. Is this I feel. like I'm having a mental health crisis.
I really do. I'm sorry, but I'm I'm just. say I'm mad at everyone in this room. Me? Yeah, even you. Because I don't. know. You're going to Hawaii and you. didn't invite us. I know. Okay. Yeah. We. We were We were planning We were. planning an event. It's all the way in. Hawaii. What is the glow party? No, no, no, no. We were planning an event and we. planned out this entire event. And then. Harper, we were gonna go to Australia. And then Harper's like, "Oh, oh, instead. of going to Australia, I have a Hawaii.
trip planned." And we were like, "Well, great. We wasted a month and a half. planning this trip and it's gone. It's. okay. It's okay." And then that. happened. And then Maverick before the. episode was I was talking about how all. of our camera quality has been horrible. recently and Maverick and Alex were. arguing. I'm sorry. I'm just I'm. emotional. Home life. Why are you mad at. Kinsey? That's the first time you'll. ever hear me say, "But I'm emotional. today. I feel like a woman." This. thumbnail should be Cash's Cash's. breakdown. Mental breakdown. Yeah. You.
know what? I always I always thought it. was funny because if you scroll through. our episodes, Kate has a mental. breakdown episode and so does Harper. And here it is 170 episodes in. I'm. having a mental breakdown. A crisis. Some may say you are having a mental. breakdown. Matt, will you hit me a green. ball? I've never seen you this. Can you. Can you please share why you're upset. with me and Kinsey then? Cuz you shared. why you were mad at Matt. Have you. shared. Maybe that's. why. Okay, fine. You want me to get. continue? Because u before the episode. also when we were all talking trying to. figure everything out when it was go.
time, Kenzie was in her room probably. playing her iPad. I was upstairs. Um. excuse me. She was in the room. Okay. What did she say? I beg your finest. party. What? I was working hard on what? On the AT&T stuff cuz AT&T sucks. Verizon, we're switching to you. Honestly, please. probably a lot easier. Someone clearly didn't watch Beast. Games. You can get the Magenna status. over at T-Mobile. Okay. If you want to. be treated right, you go there. Everyone. knows that. Okay. And now Kate,
did you just do an ad for T-Mobile? And Kate, mid mental breakdown. I'm not. really super mad at you, but I'm just. angry and I want Mental. And then Kate today, she was talking and. and then she was like, you know what? I. just won't ever help you with any ideas. ever again. And that was just because I. said her idea was bad. Yeah. I don't. know why you wanted me downstairs. anyways because anytime I give either of. you two boys any ideas, you just sit. there and stare at me with a blank face. like I didn't speak at all. Yeah, cuz.
your ideas are dumb. I'm kidding. They're good. I'm done. doing anything. No, Kenzie does have. good ideas if we're like, you know, down. bad like like we we really need. That's. what I feel like. See, that's just. that's insulting to say. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Say with my mom and it's a joke, dude. I'm just trying to help cuz you. see we're called the LOL. Oh, now we're. the freaking LOL podcast. Actually, we're not. We're not. Now we're the LOL. podcast. But all the time when I'm like, "It's a joke. We can keep it." Y'all are. like, "Cut it. Cut it. Get it out of.
here." Because everybody knows I really. love my wife. It's not like like me and. her, you know? We're fine at the end of. the day, right, babe? Ew. Never say. that. E. No. Okay. And then y'all also. know how many times today I heard I was. reading comments and the comments said. about us that nobody gives a crap about. the comments. Yeah, I'm just Yeah, thank. you. I give a crap about the comments. Yeah, because honestly they bully us. I. like the comments. I think you're all. very sweet. Oh, see now Kenzie's fishing.
for comments. No, I genuinely think the. majority of the people who comment are. very kind. Okay, the majority. But those. other half of people are mean. You guys. are talking about like the shorts that. go viral on Tik Tok that like not our. real fans see like random random people. see and then they comment like, "Man, what a dirt bag." Ah, no. I'm a dirt. bag. I mean, it actually makes me sad. Like, I'm not a dirt bag. Are Are you. okay? Yeah, I am. Because you know why? I don't care what the comments say about. me. Hate me, like me, love me, miss me,
whatever you want to do with me. Don't. miss whatever they want to do with you. But guess what? I am me and you are you. and what's the rest of that and I had a. dream and you are you I don't really. know what the rest of that is but. anyways my point is I am me and I will. act the exact same I do off camera on. camera and you can watch it or you can. dislike my video don't do that actually. it's bad for the algorithm subscribe uh. but you know what you don't have to. watch me okay are so listen at the end. of the day right now I think everybody.
in this room is happy I'm happy we're. happy that you let this out today. Yeah. Do you have any other anger you'd like. to release? No. So, I said. Gosh, it scared me. I told you it wasn't. me. Are those all mouse traps? You better be. very careful. Hey, watch out for the mouse trap. I'm. scared that some of these are armed. I see some jiggly Now I know exactly who. did it and I'll be coming for you, too.
Thank you for. watching. Please. subscribe. now. Oh, okay. Subscribe.
