Why I’ll NEVER Forget My Grandma’s Funeral!
you guys don't understand the only human. being I think Harbor's wanted to meet. ever is James Charles yeah I don't think. he even understood that like I was. freaking out guys me and my sister we. would watch him growing up and it was so. scary and then finally I got to meet him. and also he talks about like school and. how important it is he's like yeah. College isn't a waste of time it's a. waste of money for like influencers wait. wait he said college is a waste of time. so I was at the funeral yeah keep in. mind Grandma's she dead so everyone's. kind of crying you know sobbing it's a. funeral it's sad this person comes up to. me they're like 80 years old biggest. smile on their face face looks at me and.
Kate and goes. [Music]. congratulations all right I was telling. Maverick this story today guys um but I. didn't tell him the actual story but I. told him a funny thing happened to me at. a funeral recently yeah what happened. what happened what funeral did you go to. recently I'm telling you I'm telling you. a funeral story and this is how you act. What funeral did you go to recently your. grandmother's. oh what happened at her funeral that I. didn't know about something that he. thinks is fun apparently what do you.
mean funny like my face oh I mean you'll. remember this but put your mic like. right there I don't even know should you. joke about this you shouldn't be joking. I mean it's not a joke about the. grandmother I mean it's like I mean it's. I mean it was at her funeral but like I. mean she would appreciate it she had. have sense of humor but oh oh wait no I. have a way funnier story after this that. will'll tell you about Kate's. grandmother okay but remind Gone Forever. actually no just just go ahead and tell. them this story before we forget because. we cannot for getet this one this one's.
funnier than what I was going to say and. I think you know a story I'm saying okay. okay let's hear it let's hear it huh the. floors the floors the the floor she went. to the floors the floors Flo FL the FL. which one are you talking about uh when. when uh Anna had her boyfriend come. over when Anna had her boyfriend come. over and you introduced him to your. grandma what is that face listen listen. to. this this is bad okay let's hear it A. coping mechanism okay just get out here.
Story You're killing us all right tell. the story Kate killing me well my sister. it was probably a couple weeks after my. grandma passed and we got her cremated. and she had been put in a nice pretty. box she's awaiting my grandpa and then. wa W your grandpa is not dead no but we. we're going to keep her until he dies. and then he'll be cremated and they'll. go together in a river what is our. culture this this is horrible yeah so. anyways my Grandma she's sitting on a. nice Shelf at home and I always say hi. to her when I walk in um at my parents.
house but Anna my little sister had been. dating this guy for a while and my mom. is having a Christmas party and he comes. in and I was like oh you want to come. say hi to our. grandma and he was like yeah and I took. him over to the box and I was like this. is Grandma and I introduced him and I. was like Grand oh you're. weird and he literally homie looked at. the homie was looking at a box and he. was like hello and and then Kate was. like Kate was so it was the serious I've.
ever seen Kate and Kate goes you can say. hi and he looks at the box and he. doesn't know it's a joke he like almost. reached his hand dude he doesn't even. know it's a joke and he looked at the. box and he was like he was like hi. Grandma did you call Grandma and then. and then we're all behind him and we all. just started busting out laughing my he. was like he was like I thought y'all. were serious he was like that's not. funny that is so messed up but grandma. would have appreciated it why I think to. joke about her like that yeah I don't.
think that's very funny I think she. would have wanted her we're the only. ones that are clearly know what's okay. not a noise in the middle of a funeral. story listen I think think Grand would. have wanted to introduce her to Anna's. boyfriend but at at at Grandma's funeral. we were there and it's pretty much like. me and Kate and everyone else there is. above the age of like 60 plus maybe 70. or 80 it was all her friends it was a. lot of old people old old people right. one of these old people at Le she had a. lot of friends that's what I'm saying. die one of her old friends come up to me.
and some old people they just be singing. like juice world as they're going out. All My Friends Are Dead what. the that was crazy that's going to be. that's going to be uh you I feel like. you're going to we're all going going to. be the last one alive for sure do you. think Be the Last One Alive you're not. that much younger than Kate yeah Kate. you're going to watch all of us die I. probably am you how I'm like chronically. afraid dying I'm never going to die. that's what's going to happen back and.
you're going to be like everyone on the. podcast all the behind the scenes. people all of them are gone just you I. know hey isn't it going to be so sad. it's going to be very sad but I'm going. to be the last one living obviously and. I'm going to help bury y'all so I'm. going to help bury you know what's crazy. I feel like you won't like the odds of. you being even being at our funerals is. probably pretty low no har being at my. funeral yeah want her to bury me you dig. the hole Yeah I I with the with the. tractor digging the hole oh my God.
I did the. door that would okay what happened at. the funeral though I know I feel like. har would just like kick me down though. she just feel like okay into the. hole all right yeah no so I'm still. alive she's like sh I have a nail. appointment I have to get to shut up. yeah anyways we were at the funeral. that's what she would say okay I'm not. saying four I'm not saying it a fourth. time try rush to tell y'all about my. hair oh got it got it got it keep going. is everybody just going interupt me.
again no we're ready interrupting us. cameraman Chien he said yes I'm going to. stop talking until you tell your story. okay what happened so I was at the. funeral yeah and this old person comes. up to me Grandma's keep in mind. Grandma's she dead yeah we're all. sitting there she passed we're all I. mean we're front row too cuz we're we're. family bro making it sound like a. concert no I'm saying like we're family. right so we're front row yeah and we're. all sitting there Kate's family's all. crying I never really met Grandma much.
so I mean I didn't really know her very. well but Kate's kind of crying. everybody's crying not cry um I never. really knew her I I mean by the time Cas. started dating she her dementia was. really bad so she couldn't really talk. or anything yeah so everyone's kind of. crying you know so and it's a funeral. it's sad this old person walks up to me. straight up like a Savage and is there. something wrong no I'm just waiting for. what this old person's about to say are. you saying cuz I was looking at all the. cameras yeah oh no I was just making. sure they're all rolling oh this person.
comes up to me they're like 80 years old. like a freaking Savage and just goes the. biggest smile on their face looks at me. and Ken goes. congratulations and I was like I was. like I remember this I was like I didn't. know what to say I was like uh she. didn't leave us. mine she didn't have a big trust F I. know but I was like. uh and then I did not know what to say. and it it was like a good like hi.
grandama yeah it was like a good silence. and then they're like congratul congrats. on being married and we were like oh our. marriage yes yes we're got married for a. year and a half now people have stop. congratulating us nobody wasat I mean it. was like a year and a half yeah it was. like a year and a half congratulating. somebody at a funeral while they're. sitting front row is crazy that is kind. of crazy congratulations they're like in. tears they're like congratulations they. said it like that I was like you creep. what the it no it was good it lifted my.
spirits wait guys how do you do that one. thing with your thumb where it's like. like you oh I cut my I got my hand when. I was shaving oh you shave your hand too. yes like I have like you you both shave. your hands obviously I shave every. single thing like my my little wait your. hands women shave their hands yes canot. be true no no Alex have you heard of. this no exactly this is not real y'all. are pranking us I shave my arm too.
obviously arm not obviously not everyone. shaves their arms I know but I'm saying. like that's like a common thing though. my arms but I never heard of somebody. shaving their hands I actually knew a. guy who shaved his legs all the time. that's not what we're talking about. we're talking about your hands I I've. shaved my. legs multiple times thought I should let. you know that first of all why are you. bragging about it no I just thought why. would why would you voluntarily bring. that up upon yourself no when I was like. 14.
you didn't think it was natural to hair. I just didn't like it started coming in. I said I don't want this on my legs made. my pants feel weird so I shaved it it. didn't make you feel like a man what yep. I thought I thought I thought he tell to. pull pull your mic down once I'm no my. mic is in a good spot no you Maverick. always wears his hat like this and he. and he talks in his M like this and. nobody can see him he's like a. mysterious like right listen nobody can. even ever see M's face he's like this. listen listen.
remember found like a three finger rule. for the mic you want my mic down here so. I tilt my head down no you don't got to. your head look look look at me talk. normal no no keep your mic there talk. normal that's too far away no it's not. that creates the echo in the room you. should you should be talking in like. this no sounds like pull it down I'm not. going to argue with you on the episode. okay yeah that we can argue after this. well everybody can hear you that that. sounds normal this sounds worse that. does not sound worse I can't wait for. everybody everybody comment down below. if MAV Mike's sound worse nowbody. comment if he yeah everyone comment if. if you hear Maverick breathing is what.
Alex just said everybody comment yeah. Maverick's m is always so close to his. MTH comment if you think I should talk. about my hair is he is he a mouth. breather no he is on every episode he's. the M is so close to his mouth he's. like it's true I'm telling you all right. sorry M tell us about your feminine side. again. leg I shave my legs I breathe my wait I.
got I got a hilarious thing for you that. I don't know if you know did you know. Maverick when he was like 14 he went. through this phase and he thought he. thought he was he's like watching videos. on YouTube how to dress no I was not. like how how to dress to press no you. weren't he was watching YouTube impress. how to dress to impress bro bro you. sound like you watch that what's that. title name no no har listen listen to. this he's trying to act like he doesn't. want dress to friend I'm telling you Hey. listen listen I didn't know what to. press I was homeschooled there was no.
one in her class no no and I don't know. what videos he got on but Maverick yo. what's up guys this episode is brought. to you by earning and life doesn't. happen by- weekly so why should Payday. the money you earn can be in your hands. today with earnin just download the. earnin app and verify your paycheck then. access up to $100 a day as you work and. leave an optional tip any money you. access plus tips are automatically. repaid from your next paycheck maybe you. need money for a special night out or. last minute gift for the homies or an.
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winner he started wearing vest like you. wear no let let me talk let me talk a. bully no he started wearing vest a. 14year old boy a vest like you would. wear at prom and on The Daily like I'm. talking an average outing he would wear. a bow tie is that true what a couple. times I wore some B TI and vests all. right I had one vest I wor occasionally. he's young Sheldon I'm not youngon no. I'm not and listen listen clearly if I. watched a video that is not I hope. that's not what people are putting on. the internet for people to wear I.
watched I watched uh Doctor Who and. that's where I started both seen like. pictures of Maverick in this era and I. will say you liter you did dress like a. 2014 tum Tumblr boy like that's what the. for Tumblr boy what even is that so I. was in style that's what Kate just said. thank you the 2014 tumblr boys that's. something they would wear a vest with a. bow High yeah I'm going to find it for. you guys give me one second no that's. irrelevant all I was saying earlier was.
yeah when I was a child and hair started. growing on my legs I didn't like it it. made my jeans feel weird yeah and that's. funny to me now that you say that you. were shaving your legs at the same time. you were wearing bow ties where where. where did you find the shaver though. here's one here's one of us here's the. average Ting his legs look at this this. is an average outing of us in our family. oh my goodness we're just going to St. Louis to visit the St Louis. Arch let me yep it happened all right it. happened look am I pr Guys these are. going to be on the screen don't youall.
wor let me see let me see the rest of. the family wait wait oh the rest of the. family we all dress like normal. congratulations oh M you were still. taller than congrat your freaking. Laci M you made me feel bad is that what. you wanted it's just crazy to me that. you were shaving your legs at the same. time you were doing this I wasn't. obviously there I'm in shorts we're. definitely on the verge of being that. was when I first like wore my first pair. of shorts me and cash didn't wear shorts. our entire Liv did youall just hear that. what did she say she said you're on the. verge of being g a y and It Go happy I.
swear. happy well you were on the birge on the. birge what are you talking about I was. on. the confident in myself I think swim. wear bow tie do swimmers shave their. legs swimmers shave their legs yes he's. just trying to say that you Wen a swim. here's another one here's another one a. great swimmer look I'm at a tank top. look at yeah you look pretty stupid too. by the way you're little American flag. shirt I look like a normal K let me see.
zoom in on your face though yeah that. looks pretty swaggy. huh that is not swaggy my friend a he. was cute that was pretty swaggy okay. here's another that's I was crushing on. here's another. one still up on y's Instagram yeah these. are on his Instagram that's where I'm. literally getting them from right now. his Instagram yeah I'm not she have her. phone she doesn't pay attention I'm not. ashamed of my history it happened all. right guys let me talk am I proud of it. no. no I am not remember we all went through.
bad clothes faces you guys didn't know. me hey when I wore basketball shorts. tell all the time you didn't wear the. shoes that had the shoelaces that went. all the way up to your knee no I didn't. but I begged my mom to get me them no. y'all wanted those I had them soad the. Converse that went all the way up to. your KN all the way right I had them. shoes no I begged my mom every day I was. like Mom if you love me you'll get them. for me that's actually crazy and she was. like we should all wear those for.
yeah we should all have them cuz I felt. like a Barbie doll likei Monster High. yeah Monster High is so bad I one of are. like the other ones I had were like the. XD skater shoes like I had the pink ones. that went like literally right here and. they were too big on me how old were. y'all when you started wearing makeup I. was in sixth grade when I wore like. concealer and mascara I started wearing. mascara in like fifth grade but that was. sixth grade how old are you in sixth. grade um 11 cash was younger than that. when he started wearing what I didn't I. didn't oh he's just trying to attack now. I not wear makeup younger than 11 what.
are you talking about was like 13 but. still you wore makeup too yeah but I was. like 16 you know that's even worse you. were older what and we wore the same. makeup I'm just saying you wore that's. so weird that y'all wore makeup hey. concealer just like you that's so crazy. you know what's crazy Harper is if we. were to ever do like a live show and a. meet and greet they probably would wear. it if they felt like they needed it if I. had like a bad pimple that day yeah I'd. put concealer on yeah but now we got to. clarify for everyone we only wore the. makeup if we had a bad pimple breaking. out and I had like a show or we were.
about to film or do something I'd put a. little concealer over it a big deal dog. no like in a good like bad not like like. y'all you guys what are you hating on. guys wearing makeup you just went and. filmed with James Charles he wears. makeup no no no and you said that was. the your biggest Idol you can't wait to. meet okay no cuz James Charles is an. exception and everybody and everybody. else except for you too what the it's. unacceptable for cas cash M have to wear. makeup cuz y'all make fun of Kate and me.
for wearing makeup I when did we ever. make fun of for you and Kate for wearing. makeup on Kate's Channel you said hey. Kate face that's not an. insult I'm kidding I kidding no pretty. insulting I I just thought of that on. the Fly no but what's it called. what but one time I did see Harper and. Kate they they tripped and fall they. tripped and fell on this rug and they. stood up and their makeup imprint was. just stuck in the rug it was a it was an. exact like piece of part of their face.
just like them like the blush and. everything was like stuck on a black rug. you could probably sell it you want to. do it again no I no that that didn't. happen face that didn't happen but it. does happen on my shirt like when Kate. leans on my shirt she gets up and I'm. like that's literally not what you said. yesterday what he's trying to get me to. lay down with him and I was like I'm. wearing makeup it's going to get all get. on all your shirt let me take it off he. was like I don't care the truth comes. out yeah okay yeah you know what else. she said she said after doors close.
you're a different person she said and I. said the same thing about you KY said. the same thing about you everyone knows. that about math no cash sits there cash. sits there and she said yeah he acts. tough and like all this stuff I say that. but then by close doors what do I do. he's a little sweetheart that's what she. said that's okay no now let her speak. what did what what did you. say behind those do no we were just. talking because M cash KY and I were in. the car talking about a topic and the.
boys were being very obnoxious about it. they're being kind of rude and weren't. hearing me and kiny out and I was I was. like you guys are just being rude and. the second we get into the room cash is. like no it's all for fun like I. understand where you're coming from. completely it's just those serious. conversations aren't actually serious. obviously M and Kinsey are going to go. have a serious conversation about it by. themselves like oh honey boo boo that. was not me switching up behind closed. doors you switched up behind closed. doors because as soon as we walked in. behind a closed door and the door shut. guess what happened she started crying.
cuz I was stressed out so obviously when. you start crying I have to be I can't I. only nice to me when I cry no but I'm. saying you the one that switched the. vibe what the heck are y'all doing bro. we're just letting him chill he's just. hanging no you really make yourself look. so rude on the podcast what do you mean. like he's not a mean person but on the. podcast he's like I only I was only nice. cuz you were crying that's not what I. said no wait pause that's not what I. said yeah he's a super villain yeah no. that's that's not what I said you said. you said I switched up behind closed.
doors does have an e disorder I said I. said well obviously I switched up behind. closed doors because you started crying. well if I wouldn't have been crying you. probably would have come in there and. said the same thing though well not if. you were fine let's stunt but yes I'm a. little different behind closed doors I'm. not okay off the podcast and everyone. here can contest that cash is a normal. human being off the podcast what do you. what is that supposed to me we literally. ended the last episode no did we talk. okay we ended no no no no don't say that. cuz I I don't know what order. everything's everything's going to go.
in we ended an episode can I say that uh. sure we ended an. episode uh the the where I was opening. up about my eating disorder Harper stop. picking out your skin what did you do me. the whole episode you argue episode. ended we're all like man we actually. thought like you were like okay man. we're talking about that on the next one. irritating we're talk we're talking. about that that one's on not on this. episode okay well let me talk about my. hair why do you want to talk about okay. what what wait Harper please tell me. about your hair so I got home at.
1:48 today and is your hair fake on the. dot no yeah on the dot pull it m is it a. wig it's not a wig snatch it I'm not. pulling your hair okay okay anyways um. so I had to take a shower cuz I was in. choring last night and I couldn't have. the time to shower so I woke up and my. hair was so curly it was. insane like I actually looked insane as. Carly as Arby fries.
yes um anyways uh basically what. happened was I showered and now it's at. my natural hair but it does still kind. it's like wavy curly no it looks good. your natural is pretty it's kind of wavy. hey what did I tell y'all she going to. talk start look at how she talking she. can't talk in the microphone no oh. yeah wait it's all kinked up hold on. hold kinked up. like that's why I Stray my hair every. day and unless I come up with a your. natural hair is pretty.
what's what's your natural hair color I. haven't seen my natural hair color since. I was 14 really yeah you can you see. right there well I mean hair texture oh. it's wavy oh do you think you're a. blonde no oh what I don't know obviously. I'm not a blonde that's why I go down my. hair blonde is cuz I'm not blonde my my. hair has been blonde for so long I do. kind of identify as Blonde like if. somebody asked me what my hair color was. I would say blonde naturally yeah if. you're like naturally if you say it. naturally then that's your natural hair. color yeah I mean I don't know I kind of.
regret because I dyed my hair I was. starting to go back to more like of a. natural Brown and then I I was like you. know what blonde for summer and I went. back and now I miss my more natural. looking brown hair do you actually think. I'm mean on the podcast no not mean you. just act like. no see that's not mean they they broke. him there's a reason he's du taped y'all. is because they destroyed him no yes cuz. you're a bad. father no I don't think you're mean I.
just think that you act like you have no. feelings or care about anybody like. you're very you don't you you act like. you don't have emotions if it doesn't. make you money you don't. care you know what I think about. feelings and he he would never say this. off the podcast whatever's about to come. out of this man's mouth what do you mean. I wouldn't say this off the podcast what. do you think about feelings he would say. this to like Maverick as a joke but you. would never genuinely come to me and say. whatever you're about to say what you. think about feelings cash I would say at.
the end of the day. yeah fine you know what I'm not going to. say you guys want to know why I'm like. this why you like this maybe cuz I've. been hurt you've been hurt did one of. the 30 plus girls you kiss her in some. way nobody pays attention to me I'm. watching the podcast yeah see what she's. she's watching the podcast I can. confirm maybe because she's on the. podcast you're watching her on the. podcast watch the podcast of her on the. podcast wow that's pretty crazy well who.
would have th it no give it to me hey. hey pay attention see this is why I'm. I'm paying attention to you calm down. maybe my secret girlfriend. maybe I have Spidey senses so I can move. away as fast as I want yeah mom maybe. I'm a little rude you're not rude you. are you're a. biscuit a buttery biscuit. What A thick one I can't wait after this.
I am getting either a biscuit no I. that's I was thinking about that but. either I am get I was at the water park. yesterday and I was having so much fun. with Salish and see this is why I don't. there any biscuits there this exactly. why I don't open up I looked and I was. like oh my gosh like she's like so. skinny like I was like girl you look so. good are you I was like you look so good. and then um and then like literally like. yeah so they now I'm like regretting my.
choices of eating buttery biscuits. you're very skinny. Harper you are see she took my attention. and flipped it around on her this is. crazy so do you want me to talk more. about the water park yes I do me so. basically my if you want I'll even talk. about my trip to La no yeah wait wait I. want to know what she I no no one wants. to know what cash thinks I want nobody. actually only 7% of the people do and. he's still upset about that fine yeah we. even took a B on how much y'all like me.
and I got 7% but sounded Maverick so. it's fine how much did oh yeah you and. Kate were like all the others yeah the. rest are split between you and Kate but. it's okay it's okay nobody likes us I. want to know what you have to say cash. talk to me open up to your wife it's. okay cash your part on this podcast is. to play the villain and you've done that. since the first episod vill you've. always been the villain I don't want to. be the villain who do you want to be who. does cash want to be a hero. everyone needs a hero everyone needs a.
Hero true zero people shouldn't have a. hero Logan is my hero he is really nice. so I went and made a song about him. twice what song about that's really nice. everyone needs someone to. idolize no don't make people Idols. please especially us yes not us don't. idolize yeah Logan really made a song. about what are you doing people. idolizing him do she boosting herself on. famous birthday. cow that's all time low wow no because.
boost me because I need. it so low you guys want to see what. happened did you pass me on famous. birthdays oh yeah I did I bet you did. I'm Number 16th most popular let's yeah. she went on famous birthdays in her. episode did Great casos Baker 61 most. popular Jos D don't feel bad just wait. till she tells you where I am you know I. used to be number four Maverick's first. he's 146 most popular I used to be. number.
four I fell off huh I'm so deep down. there Chase oh my gosh you're higher. than Maverick 110 I am I'm apparently. I'm 110 I didn't know what that was is. that true first of all why are the. famous birthdays pictures still pictures. of me from when I was 16 15 I was 15 in. those 16 did you go to uh I can we get. that change famous birthdays you guys. can update my pictures now all right har. tell us tell mine says I'm dating a girl. that I broke up with like 3 years ago or. four years ago that was like four. girlfriends ago yeah you've been through.
so many till then it's not true podcast. is number one hey the number one podcast. in the world famous birthday oh yeah our. podcast is the number one podcast. birthday on famous birthday welcome to. the number one podcast in the world. according to famous birthdays harber. tell us about your trip to La it was so. much fun okay that's enough um no. seriously no it was so much fun like. literally I got there and what did we do. the first a mom no you know what you did. the first day I don't I yes you did you. can do this we got there got you at the.
hotel and we ate dinner. mhm what you met Riley met someone named. oh I met yes Mom I'm not supposed to. talk about that oh I didn't say it no. like why are you not supposed to talk. about it I don't know it's just awkward. what okay we'll talk about the next. thing okay so then the next day um I got. a meeting with. meta yeah it was really fun and then I. um get to James Charles famous birthdays.
I did famous birthdays with tsunami and. then basically after that wait wait wait. wait her name is tsunami like a tsunami. yes yes is that her real name or is that. just her social name her real name that. kind of go kind of cool that kind of. goes hard and then after I met with. tsunami I got to the lunch meeting with. meta and then I after hey I got a. question did they tell you you should be. posting on Instagram yes like we've been. telling you this whole time yes want. post on Instagram guys if you go to her. Instagram she posts like twice a year.
maybe after having a meeting with. Instagram itself she'll start posting on. Instagram yeah I had a meeting with um. the real Instagram owner meta owner yeah. the. owner wait wait wait wait wait wait. pause pause pause who's the owner what. was his name again mom no no no no no no. no no just who's the owner yeah who's. the owner real quick who's the owner of. Instagram and Facebook the Apple owner I. know it okay the Apple owner okay yeah. yeah who Steve Steve Steve Wonder. no that's a blind piano player.
Steve Steve Jobs no. Steve no that's not him yeah we know she. doesn't obviously Steve Harvey Steve. Harvey yeah yeah Steve Harvey's the. owner Facebook yes so I had a. conversation with him. about stop who who Who's the actual. owner um what was his name again mom I. he was wait was it Mark Mark yes oh wait. wait wait Mark Zuckerberg yes that's him.
Mark Zuckerberg I remember I I'm glad he. was so memorable to. you what Mark Zuckerberg tell you me and. Ma I call him ma because he's my friend. so you and Ma yall are like this now. after the meeting yeah you and. Zuck so me and Mark ma we had a meeting. he was like yeah you should definitely. post on um more on Facebook and inag. stagram and all this and but yeah then.
after that I met with James Charles I. was so scared I was literally pooping my. pants on the way there I was so scared. no okay not actually that that's. disgusting wow so who do you like better. uh James or Mark James that's crazy. actually that's that's wild so she did. not she didn't actually meet with Mark. did she yeah she met Mark Zuckerberg oh. shut up what do you mean you're the one. that just asked it no K she do not like. why would you ask me and then be like. I'm the ridiculous one yeah wait did she. actually by the way did everybody hear.
that everybody hear that she told me to. shut up she put my name in yellow Hearts. wait wait wait what does I have to do. she told me to shut up she's mean I'm. sorry she always telling me to shut up. if I looked over at Kate and said shut. up on the podcast the comments would be. after me this is what happened in the. car literally like this weekend she. goes I was like oh your driving kind of. scares me and she was like shut up and I. was. like yes ma'am. okay I was like I'm in the back seat I.
go how about you shut up here M here. I'll how it goes I'll be Kate okay ready. how about you uh m shut. up how about you how about you shut. up now wait wait fast forward 10 minutes. wait no no no then my parents are like. my mom literally sitting next to me she. goes. Maverick oh okay yeah yeah I'll be K and. Mom I'll be K and Mom all right restart. restart no we we not restart no no no. restart this story is everyone know. everyone caught up to speed Kate your.
driving is kind of scary right shut. up how about how about you shut up okay. now I'm my mom m don't tell Kate to shut. up like that' be nice it's crazy it's. crazy she was just telling it's crazy. cuz you didn't talk like that and you. know it me to Maverick did not talk like. a scared little timid dog Maverick said. Kate your driving is terrifying I said. shut up Maverick you can drive if you. want to cuz obviously I don't want to. drive driving stretches me out hey M you. can leave if you want she's being pretty.
mean she's yelling you tell me to shut. up why don't you shut up yeah you don't. like it very much you're yelling again. Kate are you scared nobody else is. raising their voice yeah yeah yeah. scared do you guys see how they like. literally interrupted me nobody what. yeah how does it feel interrupted you it. feels you were giving us an outline of. your trip not a story no I want to talk. about you said 12:15 I had. lunch okay what okay fine fine fine it. was literally so much fun literally. James Rose was so nice no we knew it was. so fun we know it so fun the next day no.
no go to James okay yeah James he did my. makeup I looked so old and pretty I. loved it I was like look like that or. did he just like say we're doing it. there's a hair stylist did you just say. you loved you look so old no I mean I. loved that I looked like like you know. like pretty older oh chill with my you. did look very pretty thank you thank you. but then the hairstyles did my hair. Sergio he was really nice and the hair. was amazing but then people started. commenting that I looked like ice spice. and I was like okay ice spice I was like. that's that's chill and all James made.
you look like ice spice no James did not. make me look like ice spice um Sergio. did but Sergio was a great hair stylist. I thought he looked very pretty thank. you but um but yeah it was just ice. spiced that one hair thing like one hair. she did the Harper haircut yeah yeah. yeah and then like Sergio did it too but. it's fine you guys don't understand. Harper the only human being I think. Harbor's wanted to me ever is James. Charles yeah this is like I don't think. he even understood that like I was. freaking out guys I like me and my.
sister we would watch him growing up and. it was so scary and then finally I got. to meet him and he was just like he was. on camera too he's funny he's like. really like and also he talks about like. um school and how important it is and. he's like get College isn't a waste of. time it's a waste of money for like. influencers if they really want to go. and stuff wait wait he said college is a. waste of time for influencers that's not. what he. said no he saids stay in school yeah. don't do trucks he's the opposite of.
Jake Paul I with him 95% of influencers. do need to go to school because they. make all the money and they don't know. how to manage it and then they waste all. their money and then they don't have. anything to back them up true and then. the next day it was so much fun I hung. out with sish and Jordan. and no yeah her mom her mom's saying she. did not do that went to DAR she said. she's never even met Sal and. Jordan no so the next day I met with was. saish and Jordan I mean the next day I.
went to Darman it was really cool they. were perfect on time as I needed to be. and um oh that's Shad at us that is such. shaded us I told y'all I have been. telling y'all at 4:45 when she gets here. we need to have the everything set up so. that she can step in here and we can hit. record w w w w w w w l little boss woman. hey time out you're saying we late no I. want to mic BR wait wait have you you're. saying we're.
late have you met Harper she walked in. like three minutes yeah they have been. yeah okay but what about the last three. months well no there was a couple of. times she wasn't but we none nobody ever. enforced time very well here okay you. you get mad when we're like 15 maybe 20. minutes late setting up the Pod well I'm. just saying no I'm saying because she is. at school all day if we tell her to be. here at 4:45 to film we need to start. filming at 4:45 agree I agree I'm just.
saying vice versa everyone both sides. are always late so why are you mad well. not always they've been on time they. have been on time lately no but I'm. saying they are late for a month we're. late for a like I'm this one like well I. just think all I'm saying is that nobody. needs to be late is that if we're all on. time everything will work out great. let's be real it was Alex's job to set. up yeah yeah Alex you don't have a mic. so unfortunately you can't talk he can't. even defend himself so we're going to. move on no we're moving on you can't. talk yeah it was his fault all right so.
I me and Maverick set up everything. right and here's the thing I don't like. setting up because cat comes here and. moves everything it doesn't matter how. it's set up it doesn't matter how. perfect it looks he's going to move. everything he's going to look at. everything change everything no so. there's really no point in me even. setting up anything no and also they're. eating Arby's at 4:50 we're filming at. 4:45 so I don't this is true they were. eating Arby's I had to talk with the. Arby's lady about her parents she was I. just can't believe the shade Harper. threw at us just now no I I'm hey hey. what about on your music video when we. show up to your house and you weren't.
even ready yeah I sat in the car for. like 30 minutes waiting on you wait well. I was freaking out. okay no let's stop being mean to each. other you see no no no I'm kid I'm. kidding no but I'm just saying do I I'm. just saying everyone in this room has. been late multiple times yes and I think. we should just be everyone should just. be more strict about time and I think. also straightforward and less Shady. because that was that was very much. shade more honesty let's shade no no no.
no I like the shade um I literally think. I have a booger coming on my nose no I. don't so where was Jame Charles and. don't have coming out my nose go to the. bathroom if you always have there's. always boogers you actually look like. you're coming out of a nose no okay guys. that was mean okay so I'm going to talk. about Darman it was so fun wait was. everything on time with James time yeah. with James awesome perfect very. professional um it. was really hey noticed she didn't look.
at me now she looked at you she said oh. yeah you know what we casual look at. something listen this could be like this. and or like this could not be sitting. here right it could be down here yeah. okay out of the out of frame and then. he'll be like where's the thing at it. needs to be right there this looks. absolutely awful without it no that is. not what I do he goes it looks he goes. that it literally ruins everything no. that's not what I do I I come up here. and they have like see that light that. shines up there it's just not even on.
I'm like why did y'all not even plug in. iPlug that light not a single person's. ever gonna know no but it looks when you. have that5 lights shining it's not that. but when you have that light off that. light off that thing moved it's like. it's like with everything now looks like. crap everything on we here we're ready. to film and the TV wasn't even on yeah. like the TV wasn't on that thing's off. they had that light on red everything on. the set needs to be put together because. that's what makes the set the set it all. comes together and it's like yes it does. everything needss to be ready on I know.
that cash wants everything to be perfect. story what you no no you do that's just. you no I just want everything to be 90%. of the way there yeah guys they're just. interrupting me you care about your work. a lot and I admire that and my husband. he cares about his work I'm just saying. like Maverick and everyone else they. don't care y'all see that Gap in the. carpet right there where like they don't. they don't care about that like to me. that looks me that looks a little tacky. like having like just no carpet there.
sure but but like you guys like you. would never fix that no oh I would I'm. just saying when we have a shoot time to. shoot and we're realizing it as we're. putting the cameras up and the other. option is take about another 30 minutes. to tear all of that down behind the. scenes to move yall want to see. unprofessional look at this what is that. M and Harper's text messages asking what. time and stuff she showing up SC scroll. down actually her text message was can I. just bail.
out bail out of what let's see what we. talking about actually say that do you. think you can do you think you can get. here by five can I just bail out that's. so real or I see that too send me a list. of things and I'm like I choose not to. today actually thr shade at me where. listen we're literally justs was way up. there I scroll for a minute he scrolled. for a minute yeah I mean I had to find. something hey I I don't blame Harper. she's literally see what is this she's a.
15-year-old girl if you want something. done communicate with her mom that's. what I do I communicate with her mom if. I want something done I'm going to dis. I'm going to disagree at at. 15 at 16 years old cash moved out of his. house well at 15 years old I was crying. myself to sleep every night and couldn't. function so we're all at different. stages in our life when we're 15 I'm. just saying Harper is never going to. learn how to do it if you don't I Tex. back and forth so. T I will text in a group chat with her.
and her mom fair enough fair but guys I. want to talk about everything else yeah. okay so yeah Darman was amazing sorry. Darman was amazing Darman was amazing it. was fun what made him amazing it was. just fun like they had a whole poster. for me it was really cool here let me. show youall poster they had a poster for. me yeah it was really cool wait let me. get it a poster yes yes a post oo o yeah. I had my own G. FC with snacks Waters that's fancy let.
me see let me see no you don't need to. see no wait let me see let me see it's. okay we're moving on no no let me see. let me. see let me see it come. on oh wow wow yeah I'll send it to you. it was so fancy so official yeah and I. was like oh my gosh that's so cool and. they like they gave us a whole tour of. the um area it was really cool and then. um and then hold on let me just send it. and then and then what happened after.
that wased was I went to. salish's and it was so much fun so we. filmed a video and I don't know I don't. know if it's going to be out by then but. it was um running from my dad for or. trying to catch my dad for 24 hours or. something like that um and so we went. through all these obstacles we were in a. cyber truck it was so cool and we were. in a cyber truck throughout all these. obstacles I know both of yall are little. jealous right now not jealous she threw. that out so casually and their hearts.
broke a little bit no what no so we were. in a cyber you know Mari just bought a. cyber Truck Yeah. seven he bought seven cyber trucks is. what she's saying oh what I was so. confused no um but yeah so we we were in. the Cyber truck let me tell you don't. hype it up guys it's not that it's not. that thank you m is like I just bought. my cyber truck I was like it's literally. just truck Tesla what is it like a Tesla. pretty much it's like a truck actual. truck but in the back seat it's like. everything's more organized I would say.
and like in the back seat you there's. like a screen you can watch YouTube on. it and stuff it's literally like a phone. but like you can literally buy your own. phone for $1,000 not $100,000 anyways um. but yeah going around in the Cyber truck. was really cool and everybody was like. taking videos of it a and um yeah and. then after that we we went to a haunted. house so our first destination was they. were running and we they went to a ninja. course so we. H should I.
not uh I mean yeah you don't got to tell. any it will probably be out this podcast. doesn't go out for like three weeks or. more oh so then we're fine mom well no. just go watch the video if you want to. see Happ video um but yeah it was it was. so much fun and I just want to say this. one thing so we were in a haunted house. it was so scary and cuz um they they led. us to a haunted house and these actors. had tasers on them it was so crazy and. my mom had to sign my life away in case. you died in case I died yeah. wow my life very official and um it was.
really amazing it was just like it was. you guys see how much shade Harper Stone. about the podcast show. here no this well to be fair we are. filming in the upstairs of our house. right now. hey snack or I mean k brings a snack try. out it's pretty cool. yes I is that not the same no I felt bad. because she would be coming here right. after school and like what an e and then. she'd be here for like two three more. hours and still not eat so I started. buying snacks thank.
you but yeah I know Alex can you like. turn the camera and just like show like. what what our studio is no don't do that. so yeah Maverick's bedroom's over there. see I had a door right there you see the. other door but we had to build a wall. over the door yeah so now I can't get. into my bedroom without crawling on my. hands and no I have to go through my. bathroom but yeah so our studio is uh. but listen you know our studio is very. great I got off the phone with the guy. we're trying to find a it's a nice.
Studio Harper. yeah why you don't whisper that's not. fair to the audience that's not fair to. the audience okay the studio the studio. the studio for all the content it's like. a $1.6 billion Studio it's so nice it's. we're not getting that we're not going. to buy that but that's what we looked at. we could have it if we hadon cyber truck. y'all can buy a 1.6 here's the thing. studio right I don't think we'll buy. that one but it's going to be very. similar to it I can show you we're. trying to find a studio space right now.
because with the it is very hard to work. out of our house now we just all gr the. space but it's hard to find a place that. is reasonable within our budget and fits. our needs so we've been looking for. months now we've been trying to find. something but we can't and the longer we. stay here the more chaotic it gets here. so yeah what are you doing show here at. the studio yep the one that we're not. getting but it's very similar I am. hoping that once we have a studio things. can start running a little bit more. smoothly and more. professionally we'd probably set up.
a talking to her what about our audience. a yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. they're good wait wait let me see the. studio that you're showing you let me. see my phone we've done this game take. my phone we've done this game yeah I. swear sometimes they're like playing. Clash Royale you played that game with. him way too many times you always give. him the phone how many times before. you've learn y'all even think like when. we laugh we lowkey sound like monkeys. like when we start laughing really hard. we're.
like it's true like when we're all. busting out laughing really like be like. holy cow we're Apes we're AP up for the. new Planet of the AP oh I'm so excited. for the new Planet of the Apes movie no. this isn't we're not advertising I'm so. excited for the new Ryan Gosling moody. moody again we're not advertising movies. no the Fall Guy I'm so pumped for it and. then I found out that one of our friends. got invited to the movie premiere. tonight and I'm only slightly jealous. cuz I've been so excited for that movie. for months now Ryan Gosling yeah do you.
know who that. is you're celebrity crush really no okay. do you know who he is yes Barbie Ken Ken. Ken she doesn't know him from The. Notebook he's not Ken is he he is Ken. but how are you going to associate Ryan. Gosling with Barbie he's from The. Notebook Harper have you seen the. notebook no I mean I knew him as. Barbie you're only as big as the last. thing you did what's up sup he will. forever be Noah from The Notebook what.
no what' you say nothing I I don't know. if we want to know what you said you. don't want to know actually I don't want. to tell you anything okay don't talk. anymore your sweatpants are cute thank. you I got them from L Lulu but look. they're too big on me or too small on me. now really you've grown you were just a. small Bean when you got them they look. like they fit you yeah they look like. they fit you I'm going to be honest or. do you just want them like oversized is. that what you. like okay I I don't know if you guys. could hear that in the the microphone. but that was pretty loud crazy no yeah I.
I just like like to have like you know I. like to be a small my. clothes do do did you know what I said I. know what you said what did I say I like. to be a small Bean in my clothes. yes how about this why you laughing. camera at. me you know what I'm saying she sounds. like mat her from. [Laughter]. Cars y'all. my favorite character in any movie ever. is donkey I just watched Shrek I just.
watched Shrek for the first time. donkey's great Shrek Shrek Shrek is Loki. an inappropriate movie yeah yo don't be. watching that Shrek Shrek curses a lot. man I was like oh my gosh I and then I. looked it up it's ready to. PG Shrek they just no they don't he. indirectly no straight up C four times. in the first movie you know that that's. an alternative for donkey though yeah.
but he still said it I don't care they. indirectly there's another word that you. can say for donkey and it's like. indirectly cussing and that's what he. would do is he would say that and we. would what are you talking. about you know this you know the swear. word what word obviously he knows what. word he's trying to teach you to say you. know's talking. about that's the word I'm telling you. Shrek is not a good. thank you for clarifying.
Harper it's it's not a good movie and. not only that it has like inappro. there's so much inappropriateness guys. cars is an inappropriate movie that when. the when the cars flash their lights at. Lightning McQueen oh yeah why is there. so much stuff in these kidchen no that. that girl car she be looking kind of. fine too I don't know why okay they. shouldn't have her looking like that put. some clothes on oh my God so valid. talking about say cuz like I always. thought that say it you're if I was.
going to date a car it be that car. that's that's so well don't act like. that's not thing if you're going to date. a car would you rather date Mater or. like Lightning McQueen dude there's. something about Mater there's something. about Mater are you saying you like. Mater right now hear me out Mater y' got. to you know what car Kate reminds me of. Kate reminds me of that car from um. what's that guy's why y'all Whispering. again what that be fun right yeah yeah.
yeah okay don't tell them they'll just. have to watch our Tik toks to see it. yeah what okay you guys know you guys. know that car this is the if Kate was a. car she'd be this car you know the one. that like drives around he's. like the tire car you sound like him. what's his name I don't know that he's. got like an Italian accent he's. like no it starts with an F Fernando. Fernando Fernando no it's like. I don't know either way you're that car. that's like Francisco yeah K Francisco.
for sure see I'm not the sexy car you. were just talking about no no no I think. that's probably more like me if we had. to pick a car guys from Rio from Rio I. never watched animals Sally that was her. name. Sally Sally m is fantasizing about the. life never have ay have Sally or miss. incredible okay first off what is up. with these children's movies like I saw. a picture the other day I was like what. it showed me it was like five different.
pictures of cartoon characters from when. you were a kid that you didn't realize. miss incredible who else was on there uh. the chick from Avatar like all these. girls not okay what they were wearing my. question miss incredible or the. car you I if I say a car that's messed. up I have to say this. incredible wait what is is nickel is. that Nickelodeon or like what's called. but um I The Lion.
King mua we're way off by the way it's. gardo gido gu I Francesco wait guys. what's the production company that does. Lightning McQueen and all that Pixar. Pixar okay yeah Disney Pixar why are you. looking it up I'm so excited H I can't. contain my excitement for this movie The. Inside Out 2 movie that comes out in. June how could you possibly be excited. for that movie so pumped for it inside. out is not a good movie I'm sorry oh my. gosh that is a movie premiere I would.
love to go to and you have to dress up. as an. emotion what I dress up as. fear. you what I no you're definitely whatever. depression is you're dressing depression. sadness yeah sadness she's going to. dress up like I'm so. sad like sadness when you do. that it can't be like oh I don't even. want to watch the movie. sadness guys well if we were if we were.
somebody from inside out who would we be. you would be disgust what dis the little. green girl she's like H as F yeah that's. Harper yeah that's Harper. broccoli you would be anxiety what M you. can't argue with it you asked I I didn't. ask anything yes you did you said what. would we be no I didn't that was my. voice oh you asked that yeah oh oh he he. got he got my voice mixed up with ABS. how. embarrassing what he got your voice.
mixed up with a man that's what happened. how. embarrassing okay um what about me what. about me anger what anger oh I got to. look up these characters no you're Joy. you know the you know the pretty one in. your dress thank you what. what pry cash is not joyful no cash is. the big guy who's the big guy bong he's. Bing Bong no not Bing Bong he's he's. embarrassing I don't I don't know the. movie what's Bing Bong inside Bing Bong. is the like Jangles no bing bong is the. Pink Elephant but he's not an emotion. the emotion you are is the new big one.
what's his name let me show you I don't. like how you prefering to me as an in. the big one. embarrassment embarrass be you be this. is M this is Cash what the cash is that. one yo can we pop up embarrassment on. screen I'm embarrassed that I'm even. voted nominated for that let's do the. original movie cuz I don't like this. inside out too what that's all I'm. excited for really no this is MAV this. is MAV he's fear what yeah that is oh.
MAV is fear m is Def well then you're. Bing Bong cash I'm fine being bing. emotion Bing yeah but he's just bing. bong bing bong I'm fine being bing bong. that's. you I I feel like I VI with Bing Bong. who's your favorite thing to say bing. bong bing bong and loves to play bing. bing and then and then when they try to. fly up out of the discovered or lost. core memories um they like have the. rainbow and it being bong dies yeah what. I died it's really sad they kill me off.
cried first first movie you already dead. what yeah they actually kill me yeah. yeah he well he doesn't necessarily die. he just Fades away in her memories and. will never recovers oh so you're saying. I'm this girl with a square head yeah. you're definitely the square head which. one am I I'm not actually sadness oh no. you're definitely sadness sadness what. do you mean you don't think you're. sadness I don't actually think I'm. sadness what you read books in the rain. you're sadness you you pray for a rainy. day so your book can get.
wet I can walk around outside with it. all right guys well thank you so much. for watching this episode we'll see. y'all next time peace.
