Who Sent This Fan Mail!
let's open the fan mail and I'm very. excited to open the package that I got. this says Kate dear the LOL podcast. thank you so much for making my life. better MTH scares me for real what the. love ma scares me for real I know the. girl that said this what she said Harper. I don't know if you remember me but we. met at your be day party in South Lake. I'm the one that spotted Addie and the. Lulu this girl yes she brought a photo. to South Lake in her purse of me here we. go ready the anticipation is just going. to be. over Harper what the freak is in your.
mouth Kate what did you want to talk. about get to it e tastes so bad it. tastes like Styrofoam well it probably. is styrofoam all right put I am keep. that down there don't ever pick that up. pretty upset because I woke up this. morning minding my business okay you. sound you sound really angry Kate you. sound really angry I am pretty upset cuz. I woke up this morning and I was mad.
it's unbelievable it's unbelievable that. was the maddest you have no idea the. maddest I've been in a while the maddest. you've ever seen me so I bu a wall I. decided to build a wall a wall so. T okay anyways I'm pretty upset because. I woke up this morning and I'm just. doing a quick little scroll and I see my. face on my own for you page I'm like oh. a fan edit someone made a cute little. fan edit of Me no oh this it was funny. not going it is a video with over 3.
million views over 600,000 likes of me. screaming at you guys yeah I mean I. think I I think it finally was a moment. for Kate I I'm glad y'all made that make. some more yes I there is a total of like. maybe two minutes of me acting like that. in the hours and hours and we have. filmed this podcast there's not very. many moments where I how many how many. minutes is there of me or or Harper. screaming at you how many minutes not. many not many maybe a little bit of you. screaming there might be a few minutes. for you just a little bit but me and. Harper have no minutes.
over here recently me and M have been. doing a sketch SL Donald Trump mixed. impersonation yeah but mine's getting. more Donald Trump I'm getting closer. closer it's the best impression you sh. me four years ago maybe one of the best. you've ever seen um me years ago see the. video yeah sure guys this video should. really be a uh a reflection time for. Kate but Kate Kate did not take it as. reflection Kate did not take this video. as oh I'm going to make myself better. she took it as how dare they make a. video about how dare they make a video.
of the things I did no I'm not mad about. it see the video but I just would like. to say that every single one of you. would be yelling too if you were in my. position yeah but let's see it let's see. it have you seen it let me Harper watch. it we Haven seen it I've seen it you saw. it okay but it was video someone. actually the title your page too someone. literally said Kate is me so they. weren't saying it was bad I just thought. it was crazy K is me like K is like. literally mean like this is so mean mean. me me mean m e I think mean okay swipe.
up this this is. great. yeah just keep. watching it just keeps. going the hair changes is crazy.
yeah wait hold up wait wait wait can we. even pop that up it had music I think so. are we going to get copyrighted maybe. okay but I want to look into the. copyright because I believe that it is. just it's just for the little section. that is in it may not be for the h thing. shut up no okay I'm wait let me see it. if this if this gets copyrighted okay.
you know unfortunately what we're going. to have to do what cut that whole bit of. me watching it um either it was really. funny yeah if we uh if we cut that bit. out it's because the the video we showed. how a song behind and if we're cutting. this bit out it's cuz Harper's still. playing music and it got copyrighted. that so we're trying not to get. copyrighted around here guys I have so. much to tell you you have no idea like. well hold on Hush little girl I have. something to say I'm sh you in the ear. if you're going to do a Trum you got to. push the jaw forward just a little bit. got to get the trust me dog I don't got. push my jaw forward it's there okay okay.
I know um yeah thanks we know so. sad yeah we know we know I have a under. bite look at me Donald Trump style get. you way out there in front you know just. win I bet when it rains all I got to do. is just smile and water falls in my. mouth it. just is never thirsty not even once not. even one time if if this doesn't get. copyrighted or if this is copyrighted. you know we might have K we might have.
to message the person who made this and. said hey can you send us this without. music yeah so you're going to have to. message the person you don't like I. don't know it's not that I don't like. them that's a fan account I love that. account well then hey man I thought you. just said you didn't like the video I. don't like that out of all the footage. of me it's 2 minutes of me being mean. the cmet in here is not okay I. understand that she was trying to make. like a funny relatable video so I'm not. mad mhm guys you know how awkward it is. right now like everything's so awkward.
like we haven't seen each other in three. months like yeah you just have so much. to talk about that you can't stand let K. talk. for I need to talk I need to say. something okay I'm going say it go ahead. you just went on a couple of trips. debriefed wait let's recap though so far. guys if you've been watching Kate's a. jerk no okay I am not cash has a massive. under bite okay and I can't stand but. talk oh what was that it was laugh and a.
cough at the same time my bad Santa. Claus so basically guys I have so much. to talk about so I went to a cruise and. I met some friends saffron cinnamon and. Sage you know what saffron. cinnamon okay those people are not real. they're not real people no they're not. real names MAV doesn't think people you. meet on cruises are real why because I. went on a cruise remember I think I told. y about this I went on a cruise and I. met a kid named Sam Fisher and Richie. and Richie was Rich it's Dad coincidence.
he was very rich he took me to the candy. store and I was like 12 years old he. took me to the candy store he's just. getting whatever he wants and I was like. dude this is going to be like $100 of. candy he told me to get whatever I want. so I I I got some stuff Sam Fisher got. some stuff Richie got some stuff and. that kid ran up that bill he just swiped. his parents car like nothing he was like. yeah this is like my fifth cruise this. year I'm like what anyways I hang out. with these kids the whole Cruise Sam. Fisher and Richie Sam Fisher if I ever. see you out there that'd be crazy Sam. Fisher could be seeing this and M.
doesn't believe that they were real. people okay what else did Sam fer and. Richie do maybe they can like cuz we. need to find them honestly well I mean. it's pretty specific if your name is Sam. Fisher and you went on a cruise uh about. what year what date about like. 2016 um if you went on a Carnival Cruise. that let out of galason Carnival Breeze. I think mine was Carnival Dream really. that's the carival Magic Carnival Magic. was our cruise Carnival Magic yes sir oh. Carnival Magic that's like the the good. one won you went on like the.
ratch okay so point is cinnamon richy. rich and freaking whatever Pink Sugar. person you said wa yeah what was Sam fer. these aren't real names so Sage was a. boy he was like I can't wait to do. Edibles when I get home and. then no Sage was so funny I loved him no. he was so funny that was me in the candy. store bro like can't eat all this no so. Sage was a boy saffron and cinnamon. saffron so and we called them safy and.
Cena and they were my best friends. throughout the whole entire cruise and. then and you know it was fine it was. fine and and I Tred to go for sage but I. I forgot that he's actually um you know. I can't say that um okay uh yeah that's. good moving on she's learning no um wow. I'm like Lok key kind of okay I'm very. excited because I've never gone on a. cruise before you would love it and all. of you people who are like cash is such. a bad husband yeah go ahead tell Kate.
tell them it was so sweet tell them what. I did the other day I was like uh I was. doing stuff and I walk into my room and. he has like a little gift on my vanity. and a little like a picture you want to. show or something or with the back. handwriting what with the back. handwriting it was Cash funny though. isn't it when I read that I'm like wow I. thought I didn't know what it was. anyways this was the I'll tex us to you. Alex but this was the gift that was on. my vanity when I walked and it was a. little note that said happy late.
anniversary cuz our anniversary was like. 3 weeks ago with a Diet Coke and a. little gift bag and I ripped the gift. bag open to see what's in there and. there's a gift card to Barnes & Noble Y. and I was like oh honey that's so sweet. like I love books n w aren you so sweet. and then I was like I was so excited I. had a $50 bar and& Noble gift card like. let's hit the road Jack we got to get. going we got to get to Barnes & Noble. before they close so I'm like you know. putting my shoes on getting ready to. bounce out the house and he's like wait.
look in the bag again and I look and I. pull out a note and it says you'll need. books to read on your cruise cuz he. knows that I've never been on a cruise. and I've been wanting to go so he's. taking me on a cruise right after. Maverick and Kinsey's wedding when. they're on their honeymoon and I'm so. excited yep guys I'm in trouble K yo I. was in the middle of like soaking in my. ripness here okay anybody would like to. dab me up of how great of a husband I am. thank you yes thank you you're a.
terrible friend Kayla why would you do. that what I do hey what happened are. youall in a group chat right now unless. unless you like to share I don't care do. we need to get Kayla and Mike and air. this out on the inter and also sharing. is caring so let's. let's no but I was what I was saying is. that what were you saying Kate oh she's. already in trouble for what she said on. the pod that's what's going on work gets. around fast we can cut it arer if we. need to anyways. while Harper's going through it I'm.
gonna continue my thought process which. Nobody by the way nobody say her name. anymore else then we just got to bleep. it more yeah but my thought process was. that when you go on a cruise at that age. and that age you like Fall in Love on. the cruise and cash tells me about the. club he went to on the cruise with the. girls with the okay I I don't know if. this is an appropriate I don't know if. this is appropriate topic to bring up. wait wait no hold on cuz I'm your. brother and I was also on this.
and I know pretty much everything about. you so would you like to tell me what. information you're withholding from me. yeah Maverick see Maverick was old he. was like you know he was older than me. so he he went to like the different we. were like a part of the kids groups or. whatever wait are you saying Club as in. the little kids club you were. in cuz I know there was no baddies in. the seven and under room okay no we went. to the 15 and up Club it was fun it was. yeah see that's that's what I'm talking. about that's the one the 15 and up Club.
is the one M was in and I was in the 15. and under Club cuz I was like 14 barely. barely made the cut off and all Maverick. and all of our friends we went on the. cruise with was all in the 15 R and poor. little me um was in the one all alone. and but there was some baddies M you. were wrong and okay and that was the. first time you know I I don't I. shouldn't even I don't think I can say. it it was the first time he no no like. it's weird first time you saw what.
no no no we're not saying it because. it's weird now that I'm older now that. now that I'm older first time you saw. what well listen now that I'm older if I. say it it sounds like weird because I'm. talking I'm talking about someone at the. time who was like 14 but I was also 14. you you saw what yeah no I wasn't 14 I. was like 12 maybe I think yeah you were. young I am not dropping this. first time you saw he saw a girl dancing.
provocatively yes that is what you can. say I so in trouble a why well it's it's. getting bleeped don't worry about it. okay or we can just cut it were you the. girl dancing. provocatively we can cut it it's not. that big it was all right don't worry. about it we'll cut it out so tell us. about this this 15 and up Club cuz cash. never made it there no I did make it. there okay I snuck in a few times but. yeah that that was it I that was the. first time you saw a girl shake. first time I.
saw all these girls I love every oh my. goodness I did I'll say it that. highlight of my cruise wow that's. terrible yeah it was terrible I'm kind. of confused they actually have like. that's why you want to go on a cruise. with her it all makes sense it all makes. sense is there something you're not. telling me uh got to go back to that. club 15 Club he's trying to go to 15 you. are a weirdo. weirdo stop it St can't that the old.
Club the new club what the is happening. the new older Club oh yeah how do you. just not laugh at like anything it's h. freaking out right now why you freaking. out we said we cut I'm not going to have. friends anymore and I har Harper. sweetheart I know you don't we're just. here because we have to be like we just. have to be no I just stop stressing. about it we're going to cut it out of. the episode Harper said something that. we're not allowed to put in the episode. so we cut it it's gone I'm fix it it.
doesn't. exist so she could stop stressing and. enjoy her podcast episodes that she. loves so much yeah all right guys we. have to do something real okay so you. went on we don't got to cut this you. went on a cruise no no wait wait stop. what hey I just wanted to let you know. that anything that was said is going to. be bleeped or cut so nobody will know. it's you so don't worry Harper said it. but we kind of were like let's not you. know she she just you know how Harper is. we love her but unfortunately I was like. live streaming it so it's all on the.
Internet it's not but um it'll be. bleeped or cut so nobody will know. anything but much. love what the what the so do you want. her to send that yeah thank you so much. okay guys I literally have gone in so. much drama this summer it's so annoying. okay uh I also lost my tooth on that. boat I did I lost my last tooth how are. you going to the club with your teeth. were we're still falling that I lost my.
last tooth on that boat in in the 15 and. older. bathroom I did I snuck in how do you. remember that I don't know I snuck in I. my tooth was loose I pulled it never got. never mind um but yeah put in your. pocket to save for later yeah um Tooth. Fairy came that night even on a boat. Harper favorite part TR long way away my. favorite part of the cruise was probably. um seeing girls dance provoca shut up. shut up listen okay I'm kidding I'm. kidding no I'm telling y'all my cruise. it was literally the best part of my.
cruise was just meeting my friends and I. literally almost cried when um I left. safy and Cena cuz it was so sad I loved. them so much and we whoa you think me. and you like would have been friends. back then like and then she doesn't. dance like that half of my friends were. like fans and we got to I was the queen. of the club they play play Queen v no. and none of them would have known it. like none of them would have known it. except for like I don't know. but I was going to ask like what was it.
like being on a on a cruise with like. people were banging on our doors it was. terrible and I felt so bad cuz the last. night um we were hanging out and these. kids came to our door and like broke it. almost and like it was so bad and then. um we had to go home or um we had to go. to the room early do you have a balcony. view or interior or window balcony view. oh wow you Bing so then I went to um LA. right after the cruise and I got that. morning was the Kids Choice Awards and.
guys everybody thinks y'all live with me. what on the cruise they're like where's. cash and MAV and K like where's that. doesn't mean we live with you yeah. they're like where's the you know what's. crazy people ask us that too like just. yesterday we were at Walmart and they. acted like where's mavin Harper like oh. yeah we just all walk around together. all day. 247 just linked in arms like let's go to. Walmart and I was like I mean they're. just not here and she was like well. where are they I was like I don't know. is in Harper I think um in LA or.
something and they were like oh yeah. like it was my fault I was like what the. it's okay though Harper keep going oh so. um yeah it was so much fun and everybody. was like yeah why aren't they here. where's the L podcast and I'm like I. don't know um they're at home right now. and they're like when are they on the. cruise are they on the ship oh my gosh. and then yeah they they like made this. whole thing and then um I went to LA the. next morning and that that day don't. call it the little podcast people we're. going to start calling it that the l lol.
podcast but no laugh out loud podcast. the laugh out loud podcast yeah. anyways stop it enough I don't like it. now M zoned out what M was going through. M what were you thinking about he was. thinking about all the stuff he missed. out on that cruise that's what he was. thinking about you should have been in. the 15. up no honestly that was a family cruise. Don't Take Your Kids there okay yeah. Carnival Magic is a dangerous place gnal. gets wild you think you sent him to the.
the kids club and it's like oh they're. going to be fine there all day finger. pain goingon to be good stuff family. type of no the the the chaperons just. leave they walk off I know y Club no no. yeah at our club there was no adults I. was like what the Yeah Yeah not not good. well let me talk about La it was so much. fun I met young Sheldon I'm so mad I I. am so I never in my life have I ever.
been so jealous of another human being. because W they're clipping you right now. they're just making more EDS never ever. in my life have I ever been so jealous. of a human is that better no now you. sound passive aggressive no I have told. everybody here the one person I want on. my podcast is Ian who plays young. Sheldon which is very random I love. young Sheldon I love the showed okay no. I love the show he's like 15 a min oh my.
gosh the show is like incredible it's my. favorite show ever um anyways I had. always been saying I want him on my. podcast that's like my dream guest on my. podcast him so. anyways Harper goes to La films a video. with Ian and fails to ask would you like. to come on my podcast yeah great going. Harper no obviously he's the sweetest. guy ever I could not ask him that like. he's what the heck just someone happened. to be sweet and asking them to come on.
our podcast like he's sweet I couldn't. ask him to come on he's so nice I would. never do that to him he's so nice I feel. like he just wouldn't want to come on. the podcast because we're such a low. podcast low do you understand where we. chart do you see the charts we are the. biggest podcast there ever was no not. the biggest I don't see that we're. number one the greatest yeah we're not. number one so you guys you know you guys. should go follow us on Spotify please go. follow us on Spotify and like uh if you. can like give us a rating on there. because we're trying to become number.
one and we always stay in like the top. like 15 and recently we've been number. like three and four yeah overall out of. all the podcasts we've been like number. three but we just can't get number one. so please go follow us on there do the. polls on Spotify comment on Spotify. whatever you got to do well go take your. mama's phone follow us on Spotify just. leave it playing all night okay Harper. what was the Kids Choice Awards like oh. my it was so scary I walked in right. away I saw so and the Norris nuts and. stuff and I was like oh who what did you.
just say and noris nuts the Norris nuts. everybody knows them they're the famous. most famous people on sounds like like. the Chipmunks but like in real life most. famous does anyone in this room know who. she's talking about the Norse nuts uh I. don't know I only it really sounds like. a chipmunk bad I only knew of it because. Harper had posted it and then I like it. clicked in my head uh how do I spell. this n o r r i s n n u TS wait so who. they the most famous people in Australia.
and they're YouTubers they're super cool. did you ask them to come on our podcast. no because did you ask anybody to come. on our podcast no because they're also. these people. yes never seen them in my life let me. see what they sell these things look at. them on YouTube look at them on YouTube. they're insane they're very very famous. um and anyways speaking of YouTube I'm. trying to start my own YouTube channel. well let's have them on here um we can't. H I didn't ask them well well now that. we know who they are 7.5 million.
subscribers on YouTube they are killing. it on YouTube you know I'm just going to. say it at this point open invite to you. know any creators or people that want to. come on our podcast because somehow you. know we have like the fifth biggest. podcast ever what no one no one wants to. come on no podcasts aren't even that big. though like if you think about it like. like sorry if you think about it like. podcasts aren't that big like nobody. watches Theo vongh or whatever the heck. number one is oh yeah Jo Rogan that's. right no like nobody nobody watches Jo.
who the freak watches that guy who the. heck is Joe ran me personally I never I. definitely would never wow no I just. like being the second most wait I got a. question do you think Norris nuts which. no hate to you guys love y'all you're. welcome here but do you think they're. bigger than Joe. Rogan no you think Joe's bigger well I. think Joe Rogan's bigger because he is. on a podcast but um podcast I thought. you just said podcast they are ours. isn't big so let's make it yeah yeah.
we're like a failing podcast actually. guys we're barely keeping the she going. for a strategy here hello I'm with it. guys our podcast just it's failing so. you guys should subscribe no it's not. that it's like people that recognize me. in public they're like you're from that. little podcast aren't you little little. little podcast and I'm like or it's. either you're from Tik Tok I am I really. am um yeah so yeah I'm sorry you're. going through that it's okay and I.
understand I might just. quit that came out of nowhere I think. that's something we should talk about. not while we're filming an oh she's. reverse pranking us no I want to dive. into that okay so what do you mean let's. well talk about the Kids Choice Awards. right are you saying cuz we weren't. nominated for Kids Choice Awards we. should just qu no you know what I'm. thinking you know what okay okay I got. something to say too so you go first. okay so next year we all go to the Kids. Choice Awards together cuz I was so. scared by myself I was like telling my. mom I was cash k m here like I'm so.
scared no I literally said that you ask. my mom I would have gone if we had been. invited but is nobody kind of upset that. we weren't nominated for like one of the. best podcasts well next year is that I. don't know if that's this year we should. have been nominated I I don't know if. that's category I don't know if that's. in a category or an award they have but. they need that because as to far as to. my knowledge there's not many other. podcasts it would be so cool to go up on. stage next to Adam Sandler like what. Adam Sandler was there yeah dude if I. get if we get nominated for a Kids. Choice Awards next year and we win and.
Adam Sandler's there I'm going to dress. up like Adam Sandler guys imagine. walking up on station getting a blimp. that would be so fun no seriously can we. all go next year and Kids Choice Wars. invite them you know what's crazy Kate. was like we should go to Kids Choice SWS. and I was like no I don't really want to. it's not really that because you're too. cheap and you won't buy the plane. tickets until they buy it for you well I. bought a cruise I bought a cruise huh. yeah you bought a cruise for yourself. $900 it was actually a steal I'm not. going to lie but no I was like K was. like we should go to the kids chice I. actually was saying that when you got.
invited I was like why don't we go and I. told her I was like well I don't really. care to go like take the time off to go. because I don't feel like it's that big. anymore I was wrong yes I was wrong I. didn't realize how many people went to. that until I saw Walker scell went and. you know what I accidentally screwed up. on the podcast what did you do were you. like I'm not associated with that no I. said I said that um yall were like Kiss. Mary kill Walker scell I was like. personally Walker is not my type and. then on a live I said wow walk. scrubble I said the wrong name I said.
scrubble um is so cute and then was this. after You' met him mhm no no no no no no. that's not after I met him it was before. I met him and then I met him and I was. like oh crap and he said Harper I've. seen you on Tik Tok or he didn't say my. name I was like he's like I seen you on. Tik Tok somewhere and I was like really. it it was it was so cool wow I was. literally like really and then I met um. rean what would you do if he came on the. podcast I I I honestly would be so. excited him no Mac from Mr Beast that's. who we need to.
get Mac is so. cute like bro what no no bro Mac is so. cute I can't no but also what's it. called um no if we had Mac on that would. be so awkward because I said that like I. don't think yall understand but what's. it called I'm literally talking about. wait why areen not um why are youall not. talking with me because it's just. talking with you it's called. interrupting also because you degraded. our podcast no Harper I keep going I.
want to hear about your kids Choice. voice experience since we were not. invited uh please get invited next year. seriously cuz I was like the whole time. I was so SC scared Kids Choice Awards. it's kind of. ironic we didn't get invited cuz I turn. the corner and I see Eliana and Jensen. I'm like what and then tsunami and me. are friends so I turned the corner I hug. tsunami I'm like hey girl and um me and. tsunami actually are very close now and. um and then I saw the Norris now so we. went on bum bumper cars with them and. then um um I'm trying to think of what.
else happened like even like people like. that are more famous than me asked for a. photo with me and I was like yeah like. okay and then um the nin fam like you. probably don't know them but they're the. Nelson fam I got their snaps and stuff. and yeah it was just so fun and so cool. and yeah yeah I loved it it was it why. are you that's good I'm glad you had fun. it was really fun why are you talking. like that Kate well because no that's. talking that's how conversation Works. person talks yeah yeah no I was saying. she's trying not to scream she's trying. not to scream that's did you get.
embarrassed fine and Sh in and didn't. ask him to come on our podcast I'm not. mad about it you're not mad about. it no like it's fine like there's always. next year maybe not yeah probably not we. probably won't get invited next year. either I want to get nominated not. invited yeah I know me I'm like okay no. offense Kids Choice Awards but like if I. no never mind we better get nominated. I don't know that's a category also M.
you just laugh like SpongeBob once again. it's a laugh okay get over it no well we. did it the exact same way no guys I. was yeah a rap music video guys I I. don't think y'all understand like how. scary it was I you understand girl you. got to sit up straight no it is no no I. I'm not sitting up oh my gosh the the. popping her back that just went on was.
insane oh that's been there since kid. shorts for sure oh my gosh yeah that's. from the plane. ride and she she didn't even pop your. back you didn't set up straight she's. just. like no but um was there any fans at K. Choice Awards that you oh yeah at the. before party none but at the after party. there was a lot and then um when I. walked in everybody was like hi Harper. and I was like that's me that's me a. that's so fun no it was so cool but I. need all to come next time because I was. like my mom was like just go up to them.
and say hi and I was like Mom that's not. how it works like I can't do that it was. so scary and I saw Brent rera and Hannah. stalking and Hannah stalking looked me. in the eyes and I didn't know what to do. I was like I like I was like hi like you. know Hannah stalking I was like yeah I. was so scared I was literally I have her. merch all right well no I was just so. scared to say hi everything was so scary. yeah but yeah well maybe next year we'll. get nominated please come I was like I. was like that really made me want to.
work on my YouTube channel and on the. podcast and whatever um so whatever wow. how do you get nominated for kid St SWS. you know what that's what I want to know. because won she. did oh cool talk wait okay oh yeah s won. a blimp and then Walker won a blimp and. um Ian Renee Ian I want a blimp I Ian. gave out a blimp if we want a blimp I'm. going just say okay if our podcast got. nominated if our podcast got nominated.
no I already have a plan for it what and. I will do this mark my words if we get a. blimp and they're nominated and we go up. on stage to accept our blimp I'm just. going to drop it smash it yeah why would. you do that just because I feel like. it'd be funny like not not like smash it. but drop it oh bro can we get another. one well don't tell the kids choice. wordss that well oh yeah hopefully they. don't see this clip guys but seriously. next year hopefully there's a like thing. for best podcast and we're like.
nominated that would be yeah that I. don't how would you not a thing you know. that we would win cuz we're the kids. podcast we're the LOL podcast and well. like we I unless another podcast of the. same age category comes up in the next. year and they absolutely blow us out of. the water. impossible we are the biggest podcast. the biggest one's ever ever been the. only ones the only ones that are beating. us is like Joe Rog and Theo like a. couple more that are like adult podcasts. well I have some great news what what I. opened up a box for us to get mail.
that's what I was about to I was about. to go into that I forgot took the words. right out my mouth guys you guys have. been sending us a lot of messages oh and. I'm so excited for the package that I. got there okay you guys have been. sending us a lot of messages asking for. us to open up a mailbox for you guys to. send mail to so you can finally do it. I'm going to text Alex the address and. it will be popped up on the screen so. far I have written back every single. person that has sent a letter she has. Kate is. personally hand written you guys letters. back every single fan that sentan no I.
don't know if we should say that because. because after this airs you're we're. going to get so many messages I don't. know if you're going to be able to handw. write them I'm going to just say now I. have been able to right now because we. haven't had an episode go out where we. talked about it but now that this. episode is out I cannot promise that. every single one of you is going to get. a letter back but I'm going to try my. absolute hardest because I really enjoy. doing it I love seeing y'all's letters I. love being able to write y'all back but. it is going to be an insanee she check. the mailbox like every single day for.
well because if I don't I get behind. it's cuz it does take a minute to like. write a letter out to everyone all right. well let's open the fan mail and I'm. very excited to open the package that I. got one of the packages was shipped to. me and I'm very excited and Cash's name. I'm very very very excited to open it do. you want to start with that one yes he's. been talking about the it got delivered. like two weeks ago and he's been talking. about it ever since he got it no no no. open that one up last open the other. ones up first yes open the other ones up.
first dude come on I've been waiting a. week to open this no no that one looks. important open the other ones up first. no way bro okay well as youall know I. have opened up every single letter so I. kind of sorted except this one no one's. open this so we don't know what's in it. nobody send this to us what do you mean. did actually people send this to us yes. yeah okay I'm gonna go ahead and it was. in a cardboard box they got out. cardboard box wait what is this. uh that's just you can give that's a.
Harper you open that one I want one you. open this one what the tiny one okay. please open on podcast I know everybody. almost there is something for all of you. in here you sanitary wipes what what the. wait whoa whoa whoa what wait wait wait. hold up wait what did it say cuz I think. I misheard you I had. covid-19 what wa you say that guys it. says please open on podcast W keny. everybody said please open k Sorry. Kenzie all right M go first okay.
everybody we should stop fiddling with. the paper this is a very important. package oh my gosh just open it I'm. going to open it but it's going to take. some time oh my gosh dude you're making. she made it look exactly like you're. making my armpit hair get sweaty bro. come on that sounds like a personal. problem oh sounds like a problem that. you need to work. on that is horrific I don't like that we. need to send him back to the country. hisory open it okay okay okay where.
should I start M goo wait show the art. on the other side yeah so it says LOL. even though there's no joke just get in. there we got a lot to go through let's. go it says LOL does anyone know what. that's for oh my gosh okay open on. podcast you not to make me rage just. open the dang package yeah I'm not. giving you another package if you take. this long well it's called retention. okay people are waiting let's. go oh my gosh you don't want to see this. dud is it money money open it I hope.
it's money so we have money take. excursions okay that's actually pretty. good actually pretty good let me see um. no you don't want to see okay this is. what this it's a picture a beautiful. picture hand one of one of the best. handdrawn pictures I've ever seen that's. AB so good oh I know that. pict this boys yeah I remember that. picture we need more people like you in. this country okay okay that's I love. that what else is in.
money what is this is that money uh this. says Kate oh boy I'll open it okay it. says okay what happened to you okay so. see um this is actually kind of. terrifying you have no face let me see. they forgot your face oh my gosh how do. you forget a face that's so good they. got your Apple watch but they forgot. your face that is a I think they think. that you wear so much makeup that you. just CED over your eyeballs and.
everything is that what you think of me. I can't believe they did that wow I. think they are giving you a sign this is. actually really good that is very good. you missed you forgot the face but hey. not everyone can do. faces style of art map touch my paper. wow I'm going to speed read this okay. please it's just a lot of reading I'm. going to speed read it give me a second. okay speed read it go I. know is prob to be it's pretty good that. was very.
inspirational appreciate this letter. it's so awkward with us now I don't like. it why are we not why are we not hanging. out like we used to what are you talking. about like I just feel like I'm below. all of y'all and y'all are just you are. I mean physically you are below all of. us always have been always will be you. will never be as tall as us maybe Kenzie. you might could be Kenzie I I saw this. Tik Tok yesterday it's like teacher's. not annoying but thises and it was a. photo of me and I reposted it that's me. mean all right we'll get to your fan ma. my favorite podcast was Harper's new.
boyfriend hey uh HRI love you all right. uh wait no I have more I I more gosh I. gave Maverick the wrong package yes you. did why did we got another letter. another letter is laminated say de. cash I'm not going to say these nice. things to him okay okay he can read that. later M we got a lot to get through yeah. we do we got this podcast can be hours. long it's a so no it can't be dear.
Kenzie I'll let Ken read this ler I'm. going to let Kenzie read it later can. you guys see how that's actually really. good how many letters are in here that. looks really good look it's spot yeah. it's spot St SP I think her butt's a. little bigger but that's pretty pretty. close pretty close what can I not say. that okay it was pretty close all right. I'm opening mine now bro no no it's mine. turn go dude okay fine I'll open mine. okay for me oh you want to see this one.
don't yeah okay it's another letter you. can read that if you want yay uh and. that looks pretty good they also forgot. your face the heck isn't it cute oh my. gosh that is the iconic photo of me. here's b letter the most important one. all right here we go uh I want to write. this uh we're I can't read this all on. the podcast but I will read this PS. sorry for messing your face up in the. drawing what oh in that drawing it's. okay you know it's fine just my face. just my face just my face all right.
Harper open up open up yours 11 months. ago and you were actually the first. person on the LOL podcast I found funny. what the not true wait now I got to read. mine give me mine what does mine say all. right we're going to open time out time. out come out little girl let me open. mine let me see mine thank you imagine. they're copy and pasted this has two LOL. podcast if you are reading this right. now I found your POD live when it. started immediately loved it so freaking. funny I really hope you guys I cannot. say that um all right so let's open this.
wa. what wait it says open with Kenzie so. well it's okay keny we'll see it later I. like Kai and Thai Kai and Thai I can't. stand Kai andai k f ma will go hard to. the girls yeah we need kind Thai. fan okay if you guys haven't this. actually does look exactly like you it. does but like C wow that's oh that's. like y''s kid for sure that's this is y. 5-year-old k oh my gosh that looks. exactly like me that does wow wow that's.
actually really good draw looks like. Kenzie oh my gosh that's very pretty. that is very cool that looks like me um. okay where's me oh you're not I think. that one specifically said she didn't. know how to draw guys it says for the. girls it says for the girls wow please. read your part hi I'm 14 Harper hi I'm. 14 I love your videos so funny and I. also had lots of issues with friends and. I get it I have a lot of issues with. friends too um I the first part of. thisis is cut also don't dye your hair. please it's so pretty it's pretty brown.
too bet but please don't you're so goofy. I love you so much Kate like your. bro. straight no my Mango's falling off no K. Kate you're sweetest you're the sweetest. I love you so much keny I love you. already and Mr Baker and your life. um what was that okay that's the last. time we're let Harper letter can't read. bro okay that's pretty um give this to.
oh here you go Kate thank you all right. my turn to open a letter also guys like. I was saying if you guys haven't go. subscribe to the kai and Tai Channel um. they started a channel they wanted us to. shout it out um so here we don't support. anything done on that channel or the. people involved but they did they did. pay us 750 bucks to shout them out so go. subscribe to Kai go subscribe to Kai and. Tha Link's in the description I hope I. never come face to face with those guys. yeah T Tha are probably not the best to. subscribe to but you can if you want um.
all right here's. mine to me no it says to the LOL podcast. TR which is also me which is basically. cash cuz he made the LOL podcast here we. go yeah well I named it what what that's. F what you say you did not come up with. the name you think you came up with that. name agre there's no shot right now. we're doing this I think it's hilarious. that they think that they came up with. that because I most definitely did what. do you say you think you came up with. that name I know I came up with the name. we were all sitting in my bedroom we. were sitting in the living room we were.
all the bedroom the porch we were on the. no we were are yall serious right now we. were in the living room we were not in. the living room we were in the bedroom. no it was in the living room we were in. the bedro I remember where we were. sitting in the Liv who came up with the. name I remember I okay who came up with. the name who came up with the name I. think I did there's no way there's no. way you think that right now I literally. named it I literally said I did I did I. said the LOL podcast you said that's. already a name I said it's not a name I. looked it up no no okay well guys this. is a great conversation but nobody cares. open the mail I care wait hold up wait.
do you really think you came up with it. no I don't honey no open your mail you. with it yay move on look big it's in the. clip look that that has big lips like. cash does see this open it up I'm. starting a new podcast that's what I'm. going be doing without all of you guys. open it two cash let me see that I love. a podcast inside out.
Jacob W Maverick looks like he's very. very uh turn it around Maverick look. like he's going through. it this is actually a funny one that's. very like our why do I look like that is. on I know the big heads is kind of funny. they kind sorry we didn't make they kind. of got all the heights low key right too. except Kate Kate's Kate's like super. short for some reason well that's what. sad is supposed to look like oh oh I see. anger's really that's actually a good.
draw why is Joy. huge yeah thanks massive okay I'm going. to open m wait I I I just opened the. first thing of mine okay sorry hurry. yeah hurry up that's all of the things. no one else wants to watch forever I. want to see what's in the big box hurry. okay I'm going to open this one up ready. well this can to be the last one and. then cash can open the big one so maybe. all open with the big one w we all got. letters mavin Harper. no don't get m a letter again no way bro.
don't get M another okay I'm gonna read. the one that's to the LOL podcast dear. the LOL podcast thank you so much for. making my life better math scares me for. real I hope to meet all of you mainly. Harper what the math scares me I know. the girl that said this what she said. Harper I don't know if you remember me. but we met at your bday party in South. Lake I'm the one that spotted Addie and. the Lulu thank you for making me um this. girl yes why do I look like that wait. there's picture holy c a picture have my. signature on it no no no cuz she brought.
that girl she brought a photo to South. like in her purse of me and she said can. you sign this for me oh my gosh isn't. that crazy and I was like oh my gosh. yeah oh my gosh what's her name again I. oh my go no no no no she said Kate you. are my skinny bestie cash only makes fun. of you because he is insecure about his. weight Claire what the Claire bro thank. you okay excuse me you guys were talking. did you all not hear what just happened. oh no we missed it she said Kate you are.
my skinny bestie cash only makes fun of. you because he's insecure about his. weight wow okay that is a crazy thing to. say okay cash read yours Cash For the. Love of the Lord quit or quiet quit. quiet quit For the Love of the Lord quit. bullying your wife I think you're funny. but a lot of people. don't does Kate think he's funny though. that's what's important Kate would you. like to speak on us uh moving Ona thanks.
thank you Claire for clarifying. that CL is my favorite fan ever like she. literally brought a photo of me wait M. read your appar she came fat and not. funny she read your oh did you not read. yours no oh yeah I did I said I don't. know if you remember me but we met at. South Lake yeah okay uh. M you it doesn't say that what ever. you're about to say doesn't say that. had me I just.
hurry worried for a while but I'm glad. four a oh my gosh but I'm glad you found. a forever girl. congrats but. okay I'm ma please he's acting like a. SLO from. zootopia glad dude I'm going to pee on. you bro if you keep doing this dude like. come on I I actually am going to wow I'm. going to pee on I'm going to pee on him.
if he does not stop so beyond unfunny. just a waste of everybody's. time girl hey get that out of here stop. stop what you're getting water. everywhere you're getting it on the art. hey yo forever hey somebody Leach right. there. dude girl okay M seriously we're done. bro I'm opening up my cool package now. no there was one more thing. how is there one more thing she said. from I made this shut up bro Claire okay.
thank you at oh my gosh Claire is nobody. CLA twice dot she put her Instagram. handle or something hammy okay. cool. love all right that that's enough that. I'm sorry that's enough all right open. that open she said she put this little. keychain in there with the letter it's. the number zero with basketball um. things and she said I made this for cash.
because he likes basketball and zero is. the number of goals he. makes what is it with you guys I'm. insecure about my weight and I'm fat and. I'm not funny and I make zero points in. basketball she said does anybody have. anything nice she put this sticker of a. monster and said Cash's. twin no way what she also put that's. crazy a monster sticker inside my twin. what what does it. say I can't show that one no I can't no.
no I'm being Ser I look it says that no. hold on wait look at the sticker is the. naughty thing let me see it I want to. see the naughty sticker M likes to dance. wait give it to me what give it to y'all. are going to talk they're talking way. too loud and then they're going to want. us to cut it give it to me that's funny. let me see let me see show the nauy. sticker he says. you can't since MAV likes dancing.
dancing since Mavs likes dancing I can't. show that I can't I oh my God like the W. oh I will be the judge of the naughty. sticker it's not good you can't show it. if you show it we're gonna have. to. naughty it's not even that bad it's not. good no that is bad you don't know what. it means but it's bad yes it means no no. and then she sent another sticker that. says be a nice human and put Cash's name.
at the top what the freak no that says. weird Apple people yeah this wait can. you read it waffles okay we can't show. this sticker cuz this is a Nazi sticker. okay you're keeping it yes I'm keeping. the Nazi sticker okay and I don't know. whether to be offended or complimented. by the sticker it's it's got to be my. bumper sticker am I supposed to be. offended or compliment I think it was. just supposed to be like a joke that was. kind of funny all right it is time. I can't fine I'll sit.
up I'm proud how about you move. backwards so you can St sit like a. normal person there you go okay it is. time for me to upload mine this was. addressed wait did I what did I say open. it it is time for me to upload my what. upload sorry I didn't mean to up say. upload I mean it is time for me to open. the package that was shipped directly to. me it's said two cash oh we have another. one that was shipped oh please it was. shipped to you and Gerald oh great let's. see it it was shipped to you and.
Gerald holy cow give me that this ISS to. cash and Gerald vaker I had two packages. two big packages the biggest packages we. have shipped to me do you guys have any. big packages the biggest ones I do. actually you know I'll take it back you. guys might have said I'm fat you guys. might have said I'm not funny you guys. might have they even put my pimples on. here no she didn't so deep you guys. might have said I made zero scores in. basketball and so far not a lot of nice. things have been said about me in these. fan mail but. where's my you guys have shipped me the. second biggest package and the number.
one biggest package so we will start. opening the biggest packages that we. directly to me cool okay does not say. the other podcast no it does not it says. to cash and Gerald and and Gerald. where's Gerald open it I don't know. where Gerald is actually he's on. vacay rest in peace Gerald he days. personal time off all right here we. go wait where you. [Music]. going what is happening right now I. guess it's just us here I guess everyone. us mad and Har for after hours right.
yeah all right sorry I thought I heard. Gerald here we go J wanted to kiss you. is nobody like low are y'all not like. lowkey salty that I got the two biggest. packages like not just one but two um I. don't really care no yeah yeah it. happens you know I'm just going. to not about oh my gosh oh wow peanuts. oh it's slime oh let's go don't eat that. oh why you eat it why don't put that in.
your mouth it tastes weird oh this is. cool look at that it's custom Gerald. slime with a dinosaur is that for real. right now and a tree there's someone you. guys are creative look at this that's. really neat zoom in on this baby Custom. Custom slime comes with a tree and a. dinosaur we're about to find out what. happed the. dinosaurs Brie slime shop. thank you so much to Bree slime shop for. our custom Gerald slime wait let me see.
it CU it's sticky why are it that sticky. bre Bree slime shop everybody everybody. go go shop everybody go shop Breeze. slime shop it's b r e e s slime shop. thank you for the thank you for the. Slime F the peanuts guys they're sticky. enjoy the Gerald slime I will give me. one all right I will you put that in. your mou well when I don't want one you. put in your mouth you're not this is the. one with water on it water on it no you. put it in yourth mouth you freaking here. we go oh is it it might need activator.
hopefully it didn't get L up it's been. sitting for a couple weeks CU it got. delivered right before we took our break. uh oh oh it's okay I need activator okay. help me oh. no help me stop you're making it worse K. you're blocking the whole camera view. take your finger. out you got it up in my. nail well you got to take it out nail. you need to put activator in there is. this activator do we have any other. packages do we have any activator no we.
don't you can play with it after I'll. get you activator after just hold your. finger I'll play with you don't make a. mess there you go okay I'm going to open. the next package the next package is the. biggest one best one of them all hurry. hurry people are going to skip through. this part and go yeah they're so gone. you don't say anything homie you took 3. hours to lead a r to lead a letter. that's for your to lead a r Wait hold on. he said to lead a R I'm sorry bro I have. a speech impediment what about it no you.
switched your L and your R why did you. wipe your finger off dude uh oh they're. making the edit you're so I literally. handed it to you and I said for your. finger for your finger for your finger. for your finger what is this for for. your. finger I. can't reset turn your ears on bud I'm so. sorry that is just you know you said. there's a total of like two minutes of. you yelling 2 minutes and there at least. two minutes there's at least don't open. my package there's at least two minutes. of just you yelling at me in this.
episode what is this package no don't. open my. package don't oh it didn't why did it. why did it do that that was an. interesting thing for it to. do just wipe it off so you can open the. big. one why did it do that guys all right. here we go I can't I'm okay all right. open it I'm gonna throw you again are. put her in the package everybody. everybody made ited I believe all right. guys all right go open this is the. biggest baddest package shipped in the. fan mail directly to me so I'm GNA open.
it now M okay go ahead we're waiting. open it it says Vault on it open the. vault why whatever is in there I. literally feel like it's going to be. like wait should you open it the other. way so the fans can see in it yes I will. okay I feel like it's literally going to. be like high quality Secret Service. stuff you stand behind. it okay yeah there you go there you. go all right. he doesn't know how to open it I know. how to open it than.
you I don't think he does oh there's the. side ones there's the side ones why do. you got to correct him wow he looks like. a he looks like a Tesla not a cyber drug. here we go no the side clicks baby he. doesn't how I told you that like five. times I said like five times you like. yell me anymore I'm not yelling you're. like a nag and wife that just won't go. away I'm trying to open my Christmas. present here and you're nagging on. Christmas morning I'm trying to he was. like trying to open it open it up yeah. and you know what I'll figure it out you. it. was I'm opening the other side y'all.
making this package unenjoyable open the. package cash you're not talking in your. mic all right how does that feel I'll. walk off the episode right now I would. like an apology all the things are open. open so sorry open the package please I. like an apology and a formal. presentation cash I'm so sorry will you. please open the package thank you you. I'm sorry can you please open the. package.
no this is what I do it every day I'm. sorry open how I'm. sorry and I love you like open it I'm. sorry about the package no please open. the package please open the package. no okay here we. go what do you guys think what what do. you guys what do you what all right what. do you guys think is in the package yes. that's what what's your guesses Gerald. Gerald I don't know Gerald it just seems.
like what would be in there okay Kate I. don't know I literally feel like it's. going to be like some computer. technology or something out of a movie. it's something no it's definitely. something dumb like Gerald I'm hoping. it's a custom basketball he just called. Gerald. dumb open it somebody like to yell at me. again about the side it's loged there. you go oh c it's logged down here there. there you go did you watch it back no. you you just didn't open it all right. here here we. go what is it cash other side other side.
no this side's open it's all open. there's no way all right here we go. there's no way. dude what. the no stop C you're just not opening it. right bro you. don't just pull it just open it just. pull cash pull it okay here we go ready. you're messing with.
us I'm oh oh shoot I was grabbing the. bottom okay okay go oh this is the lid. you got to grab it careful I was I said. that here we go. ready go for it the anticipation is just. going to be over here we go it is JD. what the heck what. the wait what the. freak we knew yeah we knew exactly like. wait let me we on the money what are all. the notes it came with the letter and.
notes there's so many notes it's a. perfect cutout of Gerald that's actually. crazy this looks more like Gerald's. coffin oh my gosh what hi unfortunately. I have some sad and serious news to. share with you wait is it a. cofin the last dinosaur you called. Gerald was in fact a double agent he. pretended to be the real Dino but I have. Insider knowledge that he was fake and. this one is the real Gerald e the people. the people who destroyed fake like curb.
stomping Gerald's face with his face the. people who destroyed fake Gerald are. your friends and we're trying to protect. you since I'm sending you re real Gerald. you need to guard him with your life. hence the case that caused 20 times more. than the dinosaur itself I bet this case. was expensive well that makes sense. because you know literally a while ago. we were like where the freak is. Gerald which is actually kind of. concerning that Gerald's actually gone. and now here's Gerald how did we know. Gerald was in there I don't know I have. a feeling this is.
fake no this got shipped to our house. it's imaginary no no no like y happen. didn't happen no the pack been sitting. here Cas and Kate both told me I'm not. allowed to open the package and now. they're going to think there once was a. girl named Harper with red hair that. gleamed like some you open it no I. didn't open it so there once was a girl. named Harper with red hair that gleaned. like some copper her locks were so. bright they lit up the night a beauty. that made her Hearts grow fonder what. are these supposed to be like fortune. cookies oh we have to we have to mash.
these up we have to mash these up what. do you mean we have to mashies up it. says it's a bunch of different poems but. we have to mash you think they go. together I don't think so cash got a new. dino one morning with what what Maverick. in a justest called Kate a bus which. caused quite a bit of. fuss she frowned with dismay and had so. much to say now Maverick's treading with. hush you called me a bus probably yeah I. do remember that I called you a bus a.
whale hippo he specifically called you. the flat bus in the front yeah the flat. bus in the front yeah it did ohat there. was once a short girl named. Harper who loves to fit in quite the. charmer with a smile so bright she lied. up the night make friends with with a. laugh not with armor okay what the uh. all right so I think uh what do you mean. they go.
together there was once a woman named. Kate oh I didn't care much about fate. when the dinosaur fell she just Shrugged. what what the oh well I think that's. enough of these and continued her stroll. feeling great there once was a fellow. named Cash whose farts were as. thunderous. Splash with each noise he B his friends. would clear out and he'd laugh a Ye Old. Grand gas flash all right and that's I. love that that's the end of the episode.
gave my fart to. thunder okay goodbye peace out. [Music].
